好了，大家！ All right, everybody!
谁准备好了《比利和两个小勺子》 Who's ready for "Billy & 2 Scoops?"
为一线队做好准备。 Stand by for first team.
我不明白。 I don't get it.
这个节目一直被称为“2个独家新闻” The show has always been called "2 Scoops."
他们不能毫无理由地把比利加在头衔上。 They can't just add Billy to the title for no reason.
马库斯，亲爱的，他们有充分的理由。 Marcus, honey, they have a great reason.
每个人都爱比利！-我知道我知道。 Everyone loves Billy! - I know I do.
但我是主角。那又怎样？ But I'm the lead. So what?
比利得到了一些笑声。现在，他是下一个厄克尔？ Billy gets a few laughs. Now, he's the next Urkel?
我的意思是，即使是比利的粉丝俱乐部也是我的两倍大。 I mean, even Billy's fanclub is twice the size of mine.
嗯，他是两倍的有趣。 Well, he's twice as funny.
住手，你爸爸太坏了。 Stop it. Your dad is so bad.
至少他不是我的亲生父亲。 Well, at least he's not my real dad.
你知道，你应该为此感谢你的幸运星。 You know, you should thank your lucky stars for that.
嗯？ Hmm?
你还住在出租车里 You'd still be living in a taxi cab
如果你精神错乱的父亲没有进监狱。 if your unhinged father didn't go to jail.
去吧，记下你的分数。 Go, take your mark.
好吧 All right.
我们准备出发了。 We're gettin' ready to go.
好吧，伙计们， All right, gang,
我们今天有一场精彩的演出。 we've got a great show for you today.
我们希望大家。。。 We hope you all...
好了，开始吧。准备好了，三，二，一。 Okay, here we go. Ready, three, two, one.
-嗯。-Lenny Scoops，你慢下来！ - Mmm. - Lenny Scoops, you slow down!
你会伤到肚子的。 You'll hurt your tummy.
哦，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
告诉我爱吃甜食的人！ Tell that to my sweet tooth!
我们必须开冰淇淋店。 We have to open the ice cream store.
我想知道比利为什么这么久？ I wonder what's taking Billy so long?
他太可爱了！ He's so cute!
马库斯！ Marcus!
马库斯，这是你的台词。 Marcus, it's your line.
哦 Oh!
哦，我他妈的上帝！我的天呐 Oh, my fucking God! Holy shit!
比利，现在谁是个好孩子？ Who's a good boy now, Billy?
上帝哦，该死！ God! Oh, shit!
线 Line?
你好 Hello?
里面有人吗？ Anybody in there?
我该怎么收拾这个包裹？ How the hell am I supposed to pick up this package?
穿过护城河。 Cross the moat.
该死的不！你走吧。 Hell no! You go.
呃，那水真恶心。 Uh, that water is gross as fuck.
我不是在厕所河里游泳。 I'm not swimming in that toilet river.
这没有任何意义。 This doesn't make any sense.
我要向它扔石头。 I'm gonna throw a rock at it.
哦，好主意，天才。 Oh, great idea, genius.
你别这么说。 Don't you say it.
嗯…-哦！ Um... - Oh!
-就在这里。-我早就告诉过你了。 - Right here. - I-- I told you so.
这边 This way.
他妈的？你要去哪里？ The fuck? Where are you goin'?
你听到了令人毛骨悚然的无实体的声音。 You heard the creepy disembodied voice.
“这边。”来吧，胆小鬼。 "This way." Come on, coward.
越来越暖和。 Getting warmer.
现在他在傻笑。 Now he's giggling.
我不敢相信你会喜欢这个。 I can't believe you're enjoying this.
哦，别这样。这就像一个闹鬼的房子。 Oh, come on. It's like a haunted house.
烟雾，令人毛骨悚然的灯光。我有点期待 The smoke, the creepy lighting. I'm half expecting
一个吸血鬼突然冒出烟雾说-- a vampire to just pop out of the smoke and say--
你好 Hello.
天啊，天啊。 God-- Oh, my God.
你抓住我了，伙计。 You got me, man.
哦，请告诉我你住在这里。 Oh, please tell me you live down here.
哦，不。我不住在这里。 Oh, no. I don't live down here.
扭曲 Twist!
我没有时间做这种愚蠢的事。 I don't have time for this tomfoolery.
展示自己。 Show yourself.
我为什么要露脸？ Why would I reveal my face?
你看，匿名有力量。 You see, there's power in anonymity.
等一下。 Wait a minute.
你是卡利普索吗？ Are you Calypso?
什么 What?
我到处都能读到这个名字。“相信卡利普索。” I read that name everywhere. "Believe in Calypso."
“卡利普索是真的。”-是的！你是他吗？ "Calypso is real." - Yeah! Are you him?
-我想这意味着是的。-嗯。 - I guess that means yes. - Huh.
秘密隔间。选择 Secret compartment. Choice.
嘿，Calypso，我通常会有补给 Hey, Calypso, I usually get a supply bump
提货时。我们需要汽油，伙计。 when picking up deliveries. We need gas, man.
这个包裹就是你的收入。 The package is what you've earned.
没有更多，没有更少，没有免费的施舍。 No more, no less, no free handouts.
好吧，我们至少可以窥探一下里面吗？ Well, can we at least get a peek inside?
还是在路上吃一个深盘子？ Or a deep dish for the road?
你打算用一道菜做什么？ What are you gonna do with a dish?
这不是盘子，笨蛋。这是一个比萨饼。 It's not a dish, dummy. It's a pizza.
天啊。你从来没有吃过披萨吗？ Oh, my God. Have you never had pizza?
哦，我们得试试。就像，呃-- Oh, we have to try it. It's like, uh--
想象一个面包和奶酪做成的轮子。 imagine a wheel made of bread and cheese.
-哦，他妈的。我想要。-是的，我们想要。 - Oh, fuck. I want that. - Yeah, we want that.
你有你需要的。现在，获取。 You have what you need. Now, get.
像个好的送奶工一样把它还给拉文。 Take it back to Raven like a good milkman.
您的旧金山美食正在等待您。丁丁。 Your San Francisco treat awaits. Ding ding.
这真的做得很好。 This is really well done.
非常感谢。 Thank you.
哦，还有约翰，愿你所有的愿望都成真。 Oh, and John, may all your wishes come true.
我的意思是，我得把它交给那个卡利普索的家伙。 I mean, I gotta hand it to that Calypso guy.
真是个作秀的人。你认为蒸汽 What a showman. Do you think that steam
实际上是来自管道， was actually coming from the pipes,
还是你认为是干冰 or do you think it was dry ice
他为了营造气氛而过滤进来。 that he filtered in for ambiance.
我更关心的是成功 I'm more concerned with making it
到新旧金山。 to New San Francisco in one piece.
让我来开车。 Just let me take the wheel.
我明白了，看到了吗？ I got it. See?
我们不能再回到托皮卡之后的样子了， We can't go back the way we came after Topeka,
所以现在我们必须往北走，然后绕回来。 so now we're gonna have to go north and hook back around.
有一个坑。 There's a Pits.
凉的听起来太棒了。 Cool. That sounds awesome.
之后我们应该在泰恩斯停下来吗？ Should we stop at the Taints after?
有趣的 Funny.
这是一个送牛奶的老陷阱。 It's an old milkman pitstop.
你停下来，分享运送路线的情报， You stop off, share intel on delivery routes,
加油，也许吃点东西。妈的，甚至可能洗个澡。 gas up, maybe get some chow. Shit, maybe even a shower.
我们为什么不早点过来？ Uh, why the fuck didn't we stop by one sooner?
因为他们只剩下两个了。 Well, 'cause there are only two of them left.
他们有非常严格的基本规则。 They have very strict ground rules.
规则一——不要谈论你的工作。 Rule one-- don't talk about your job.
没人在乎你在动什么， No one cares what you're moving,
但你得到的报酬——那就另当别论了， but what you're getting paid-- that's a different story,
所以我们把它放在门口。-嗯嗯。 so we leave it at the door. - Mmm-hmm.
规则二——禁止携带武器。 Rule two-- no weapons allowed.
任何东西都可能是武器。我用笔刺伤了你。 Anything can be a weapon. I stabbed you with a pen.
你的手呢？你可以勒死，捶打。 What about your hands? You can strangle, pummel.
你可以用拇指操眼睛。-你的手没那么有力。 You can thumb-fuck the eyes. - Your hands aren't that strong.
-他们在我看来很强壮-我会靠边停车。 - They seem pretty strong to me. - I'll pull over.
你为什么要那样做？我们按计划进行。 Why would you do that? We're on a schedule.
哇！哦，明白了。哦-- Woah! Oh, got it. Oh--
罗伯茨代表斯通探员。 Roberts for Agent Stone.
请进斯通探员。 Come in Agent Stone.
去找斯通。 Go for Stone.
斯通探员，先生，是-- Agent Stone, sir, it's--
听着，这最好是关于聋哑人和送奶工的。 Look, this better be about the mute and the milkman.
先生，是小丑。 Sir, it's the clown.
“甜蜜的牙齿”袭击了我们科罗拉多州的前哨基地， Sweet Tooth hit our Colorado outpost,
就像犹他州和水坝一样。 just like Utah and the dam.
他杀死了所有人并带走了囚犯。 He killed everyone and took the prisoners with him.
操！啊！啊！ Fuck! Ah! Ugh!
不，哦，不。 No. Oh, no.
而且不紧急， Also, not urgent,
但是在汽车水池里发生了一场小混乱。 but there was a small snafu at the motor pool.
轻微碰撞，杰米和我很好，但是-- Minor collision, Jamie and I are fine but--
闭嘴，他不想听。 Shut up, he doesn't want to hear it.
你不知道。 You don't know that.
先生，一切都很好。 Uh, sir, everything's fine.
听 Listen.
内华达州、犹他州、科罗拉多州。 Nevada, Utah, Colorado.
这些不仅仅是随机攻击。 These are not just random attacks.
那个满脸笑容的狗娘养的要去哪儿了。 That smiley faced son of a bitch is going somewhere.
现在，不要去要求不同的饮料口味。 Now, don't go asking for different drink flavors.
你得到了你得到的，你不会感到沮丧。 You get what you get, and you don't get upset.
所以，把你的大便吃完。 So, eat up and take your shits.
也许可以打一些篮球。 Maybe play some pick-up basketball.
没有零食给你。你和我在一起。 No snack for you. You're with me.
来吧-当然。 Come on. - Sure.
哈罗德！你负责。 Harold! You're in charge.
-没事吧？-啊，你这么问真是太好了。 - Uh, everything okay? - Ah, sweet of you to ask.
看看我的球迷俱乐部。每天都在成长。 Look at my fan club. Growing every day.
但并不是每个人都相信我。 But not everybody believed in me.
我们不只是在这里停下来大便和篮球。 We didn't just stop here for poops and hoops.
我们来这里是为了一些重要的事情。 We're here for something important.
什么 What?
关闭。 Closure.
噢方向盘啊。 Ow! Steering wheel. Ugh.
伊芙琳留下爱的印记？她喜欢玩粗野的游戏。 Evelyn leave a love mark? She likes to play rough.
-她不是一个真正的女孩，约翰我知道。 - She's not a real girl, John. - I know.
所以，这就是送奶工们常去的地方。 So, this is where the milkmen hang out.
哇，真是坑。 Wow, it really is the pits.
好吧，让我们分而治之吧。 All right, let's divide and conquer.
正是我的想法。 My thoughts exactly.
我祝福你成为一名荣誉送奶工。 I bless you an honorary milkman.
你加油，我加油。 You gas up, I supply up.
嘿 Hey.
嘿，我是下一个。 Hey piss flaps, I was next.
至少在把一个女孩当大便对待之前先把她赶走。 At least get a girl off before treating her like shit.
我掐死你了。 I outta choke you.
哦，承诺？ Ooh, promise?
再见，格雷迪。 Bye, Grady.
他一无所有。 He's got nothing.
小小的阴茎。 Tiny little penis.
你起床了。 You're up.
谢谢 Thanks.
我以为，呃，武器是不允许的。 I thought, uh, weapons weren't allowed.
哎呀！ Oops!
我在这儿没见过你。 I haven't seen you around here.
你正在占领一块领土吗？ Are you taking over a territory?
哦，不，我和你在一起-- Oh, no. I'm here with--
强尼？ Johnny?
玛丽？ Mary?
天啊。 Oh, my God.
嗯。 Hmm.
你好 Hi.
你让我死了，混蛋！ You left me for dead, asshole!
我以为你死了，混蛋！ I thought you were dead, asshole!
我猜你们俩认识吧？ I guess you two know each other?
等等等等。 What-- wait-wait-wait-wait.
你和这个婊子养的在一起？ You're with this son of a bitch?
你觉得他的屁股现在有多紧？ How clenched do you think his butthole is right now?
哦，我猜它很紧。 Oh, I'm gonna guess it's pretty tight.
嗯，就像一只小小的海星。 Mm-hm, like a teeny tiny starfish.
你想我了吗？ Did you miss me?
所以七杆进， So seven shots in,
约翰尼跟我打赌他能在他的车上冲浪。 Johnny bets me he can surf his car.
我们在停车场出去。他让伊芙琳活到60岁。 We go out in the parking lot. He gets Evelyn to 60.
当他爬进窗户时，砰！ And as he climbs through the window, bam!
他的屁股在水泥地上撒尿。 His ass ragdolls on the concrete.
只是鲜血从他的脑袋里涌出。 Just blood pouring out of his head.
太有趣了， It's so funny,
因为他告诉我他有伤疤 because he told me that he got that scar
一场七对一的秃鹫汽车追逐赛。 from a seven-on-one vulture car chase.
这就是我得到另一道疤痕的原因。 That's how I got the other scar.
-嗯嗯。 - Mm-hm. - Uh-huh.
你们俩是怎么认识的？ So, how did you two meet?
我的母亲，愿她安息， My mother, may she rest in peace,
在阳光明媚的圣胡安卡皮斯特拉诺经营着第一个矿井。 ran one of the first pits in sunny San Juan Capistrano.
当她沙哑的时候，我接手了 When she croaked, I took over
然后Johnny会通过-- and Johnny would pass through to, um--
它叫什么？ what'cha call it?
排空油箱？ Drain your tank?
给她加满油。 Fill her up.
狼吞虎咽。 Nuzzle the guzzle.
来吧，伙计。 C'mon, man.
随后，一群被烧毁的人烧毁了这个地方。 Then a gang of burnouts torched the place.
真是因祸得福。 A blessing in disguise, honestly.
我愿意做任何事来逃离那里。 I would've done anything to get the hell out of there.
约翰尼知道。 Johnny knows.
我听说了火灾的事。 I heard about the fire.
你没有回来找我？ And you didn't come back for me?
-他们说没有人幸存。-这个婊子做了。 - They said nobody survived. - Well this bitch did.
幸运的是，我在教堂里认识一个地方 Luckily, I knew a place in a church
没有人能找到我。 where no one could find me.
钟楼？天啊。 The bell tower? Oh, my God.
我很久没想过那个地方了。 I haven't thought about that place in ages.
所有的鸟屎！-鸟屎！ All the bird shit! - The bird shit!
这当然是你所记得的。 Of course that's what you remember.
我们在那里做爱了。-所以现在你成了送牛奶的人。 We made love there. - So now you're a milkman.
嗯。不，谢谢你。 Mm-hm. No thanks to you.
我一直想当送奶工， I always wanted to be a milkman,
但没人把我当回事。 but no one took me seriously.
对吧，强尼？ Ain't that right, Johnny?
那么你的故事是什么，嗯？ So what's your story, hm?
你不可能开车。 No way you're driving cars.
我的意思是，那屁股太活泼了。 I mean, that ass is way too perky.
我是OC的，在那里他们切除了身体部位 I'm from the OC where they cut off body parts
并像佩戴珠宝一样佩戴。 and wear them like jewelry.
听起来很有趣。 Sounds fun.
永远不要让女人的杯子空着。 Never leave a woman's glass empty.
向强尼开枪！ Shots on Johnny!
是的，我很幸运。 Yeah, lucky me.
好的，安静。听着，关于玛丽。。。 Okay, Quiet. Look, about Mary...
天哪，我见到你的时候你还不是处男？ Oh my gosh, you weren't a virgin when I met you?
我可以对你的前任说两句脏话。 I could give two soggy dumps about your ex.
你在讨价还价。我们按计划进行。 You're dicking around. We're on a schedule.
四处闲逛？ Dicking around?
在你上来之前，我发现了 Before you came up, I found out
离这里几步之遥就有一个秃鹫窝 there was a vultures nest a few clicks from here
我们肯定会开车去的。 that we definitely would have driven into.
我说我们给这些送牛奶的人涂黄油 I say we butter up these milkmen
咬了几口黄油。 with a few buttery nips.
得到我们能得到的情报，然后离开这里。 Get what intel we can and get the hell out of here.
好的，好的。再来一杯。 Okay fine. One more drink.
是 啊 Yeah.
嘿，嘿，嘿！ Hey, hey, hey!
好吧 All right!
哇！ Whoa!
血腥玛丽是个角色，不是吗？ Bloody Mary's a character, isn't she?
血腥玛丽，真的吗？ Bloody Mary, really?
嘿，你在笑， Hey, you're laughing,
但她跑得比任何人都多。 but she's made more runs than anyone.
她会毁掉整个秃鹫窝 She'll wipe out a whole vultures nest
只是为了掷骰子和咯咯笑。 just for craps and cackles.
昵称在这里意义重大。 Nicknames mean a lot out here.
我们都有一个。 We all got one.
披萨男孩， Pizza Boy,
矮牵牛 Petunia,
Pit Viper。 Pit Viper.
我等不及要听你的了。 Well, I can't wait to hear yours.
他们叫我斯拉姆先生。 They call me Mr. Slam.
为什么？ Why?
因为我可以用我巨大的阴茎压碎任何东西。 'Cause I can crush anything with my massive penis.
很抱歉 Sorry.
你在这里洗澡？ You have a shower here?
在后面。 Out back.
我们有一切可以上路 We got everything to take the road ass
马上离开你。 right off of you.
在这里 Here.
为你的角落和缝隙。 For your nooks and crannies.
斯拉姆先生，别担心我的裂隙。 Mr. Slam, don't you worry about my crannies.
-披萨，宝贝！-披萨，宝贝。 - Pizza, baby! - Pizza, baby.
-披萨。-我是披萨客。 - Pizza. - I'm Pizza guy.
是 啊人们喜欢披萨。你永远不会输。 Yeah. People love pizza. You never lose.
你永远不会相信一个穿夹克的人。 You never trust a guy that wears a jacket inside.
是的，你他妈的挂断了他的电话。 Yeah, you fuckin' hang up on him.
你知道，我父母把我送到这里 You know, my parents sent me here
因为我和我的搭档产生了分歧。 because I got in a disagreement with my co-star.
事实上，他们把我送到了儿童病房。 Well, actually, they sent me to the kiddy ward.
然后我搬到了青少年健康中心。 And then I moved to the juvie wellness center.
哦，然后终于被送到了布莱克菲尔德 Oh, and then finally got bumped up to Blackfield
在我谋杀了我的室友之后。 after I murdered my roommate.
相信我，那家伙是个精神病患者。 Trust me, that guy was a psychopath.
他做了什么？ What did he do?
他认为Chris Kirkpatrick是NSYNC最好的成员。 He thought Chris Kirkpatrick was the best member of NSYNC.
你疯了吗？ Are you nuts?
但这是我成长的地方。 But this-- this is where I grew up.
一开始很难。 It was hard at first.
没有人来看我。 Nobody came to see me.
甚至连我父母都没有。 Not even my parents.
他们说会的，但他们撒谎了！ They said they would, but they lied!
你感到孤独。我明白了。 You felt alone. I get it.
别这样说你，斯图亚特。 Don't make this about you, Stuart.
这不合适。-很抱歉 It's unbecoming. - Sorry.
然后我认识了这里的人。 Then I got to know the guys in here.
你猜怎么着？ And guess what?
他们和我一样。 They were just like me.
是 啊 Yeah.
布莱克菲尔德是最好的十年 Blackfield was the best ten years
我25岁时的生活。 of my 25-to-life.
抓住你的屁股裂缝。 Hold onto your butt crack.
我们要进去了。 We're going in.
家，温馨的家。 Home, sweet home.
嗯，闻起来还是一样的。 Huh, still smells the same.
你的搭档是一只狗？ Your co-star was a dog?
操比利，那个婊子养的！ Fuck Billy, that son of a bitch!
对不起，妈妈。我不是故意骂人的。 Uh, sorry, Mommy. I-I didn't mean to swear.
斯图，见见我妈妈。 Stu, meet my mommy.
妈妈，见见我的斯图。 Mommy, meet my Stu.
嗨，卫斯理。没错。 Hi, Wesley. That's right.
我还是不会叫你爸爸。 I still won't call you dad.
你把你父母锁在这里了。 You-you locked your parents in here.
我写了。我试着打电话。 I wrote. I tried calling.
他们不理我。 They ignored me.
他们总是不理我。 They always ignored me.
因此，当世界结束，细胞块打开时， So when the world ended and the cell block opened up,
我找到了他们 I tracked them down
我把它们留在这里腐烂， and I left them in here to rot,
就像他们离开我一样！ just like they left me!
你，呃，你现在引起了他们的注意。 You, uh, you got their attention now.
是的，我知道。 Yeah, I do.
妈妈，卫斯理， Mommy, Wesley,
我从来都不想试演那部情景喜剧。 I never wanted to try out for that sitcom.
我非常高兴 I was perfectly happy
在伯克郡做夏季股票交易。 doing summer stock in the Berkshires.
但你需要一辆雷克萨斯！ But you needed a Lexus!
你是我的父母。 You were my parents.
你应该是我最大的粉丝！ You were supposed to be my biggest fans!
你知道吗？ And you know what?
我不需要你们这些混蛋， I don't need you assholes,
因为我找到了我的人。 because I have found my people.
那些家伙呢？ And those guys out there?
他们为了我爱我！ They love me for me!
没关系。 It's okay.
我不需要你！ I don't need you!
我们的旅程到此结束！ And that concludes our tour!
哦，我会为那些乳晕而死。 Ooh, I'd kill for those areolas.
碰撞 Bump?
呃，不。 Uh, nah.
好吧 All right.
啊。 Ah.
我知道那个品牌。 I know that brand.
你失去了一根手指，却被法律制裁了？ You lost a finger and you got the law on your ass?
你疯了还是运气不好？ Are you crazy or just unlucky?
我想两者兼而有之。 Bit of both, I guess.
我也是。 Me too.
检查一下。 Check it.
-你从法律那里得到的？-其中一些。 - You got those from law? - A few of them.
主要是因为一个行人。 Mostly from being a pedestrian.
火灾发生后，我不得不重新开始。 After the fire, I had to start fresh.
这是我和屠夫玩负鼠游戏得到的。 I got this one from playing possum with some butchers.
在你和我之间， Between you and me,
烤的家伙味道还不错。 grilled dude tastes not that bad.
嘿，你惹我生气了。 Hey, you're on my shit.
哎呀。 Oops.
和强尼一起开车是什么感觉？ So what's it like driving with Johnny?
它又湿又野吗 Is it as wet and wild
就像他一直说的那样？ as he always said it would be?
他会说潮湿和狂野。 He would say wet and wild.
和约翰一起骑马很烦人。 Riding with John is mostly irritating.
我相信我会习惯的。 I'm sure I'll get used to it.
才几天。 It's only been a couple days.
你刚认识，就已经开始乘车了？ You just met and you're already goin' on rides?
我的意思是，只有这一份工作。 I mean, just this one job.
嗯，一定很好。 Well, must be nice.
约翰尼总是说这太危险了 Johnny always said it would be too dangerous
让我和他一起骑行。 for me to ride with him.
Milkman有一个有效期， Milkman have an expiration date,
等等，等等。 blah, blah, blah.
我想我得自己想办法。 Guess I had to figure it out for myself.
听着，我不会读太多。 Listen, I wouldn't read too much into it.
他不像是让我开他的车。 It's not like he lets me drive his car.
当然不是。 Of course not.
但我看到他看你的样子。 But I see the way he looks at you.
他喜欢你。 He likes you.
喜欢，喜欢你。 Like, like likes you.
但他永远不会从那辆车上挑你。 But he will never pick you over that car.
伊芙琳要么搭他的车，要么死。 Evelyn is his ride or die.
至死不渝。 Till death do they part.
但我知道什么？ But what do I know?
也许他喜欢你开车。 Maybe he likes you behind the wheel.
或者你身后的方向盘。 Or the wheel behind you.
午休时间结束了，操！ Naptime's over, fuck-os!
该走了-- Time to go--
不哈罗德，你为什么杀了所有人？ No! Harold, why did you kill everybody?
哦，该死。使沮丧 Oh, shit. Get down!
[卡尔]下面的感恩节会是蛆虫。 {Carl] It's gonna be maggot Thanksgiving down there.
这是个好主意，卡尔。 That's a good one, Carl.
杰米，你和你哥哥，和我一起回到基地。 Jamie, you and your brother, back with me to base.
迈克，再找一个人。 Mike, get another guy.
双击每个人，收集他们的武器。 Double taps on everybody, collect their weapons.
嗯。 Uh-huh.
抓住小丑的面具。 And grab the clown's mask.
我想把它放在我的墙上。 I want it for my wall.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
来吧，Ev，喝吧。 Come on, Ev, drink up.
该死，流水总是让我不得不走。 Damn, running water always makes me have to go.
哦，妈的，玛丽！ Oh fuck, Mare!
你介意吗？ Do you mind?
不 No.
强尼，是什么把你带到东方来的？ So Johnny, what brings you out east?
-Pft！你是认真的吗？-是 啊 - Pfft! Are you serious? - Yeah.
我的意思是，来吧！我的工作！ I mean, come on! My job!
你知道我不能给你小费。 You know I can't give you the deets.
你的工作。 Your job.
约翰·多伊永远不会离开加州。 John Doe would never leave California.
天气变得太冷了， It gets too cold,
他不喜欢起鸡皮疙瘩。 and he doesn't like goosepimples.
也许这是一份非常好的工作。 Maybe it's a really good job.
-哦！-哦！ - Oh! - Ooohh!
也许这就是你需要伴侣的原因。 Maybe that's why you need a partner.
不，好吧，这不像是我招她的。 No, okay, it's not like I recruited her.
她有点摔倒在我腿上了。 She kinda just fell in my lap.
-嗯。-我不是那个意思。 - Mmm. - I didn't mean like that.
看，安静救了我的屁股。 Look, Quiet saved my ass.
如果不是因为她，我现在就成了路虎。 If it wasn't for her, I'd be road sauce right now.
哦，我的意思是，我已经一个人做了一段时间了。 Oh, I mean, I've been doin' it alone for a while.
我似乎过得很好。 I seem to be doin' fine.
哦 Oh.
除非你变软了。-柔软-- Unless you're gettin' soft. - Soft--
哦，好吧。-是的，变软了。 Oh, okay. - Yeah, gettin' soft.
好吧，这是我最后一次跑步了。 Well, good thing it's my last run.
外面越来越冷了。我要进去。 It's gettin' cold out here. I'm gonna head in.
-你的最后一次跑步？-嗯？ - Your last run? - Huh?
来吧，你可以告诉我。 Come on, you can tell me.
你曾经告诉我各种疯狂的废话。 You used to tell me all kinds of crazy shit.
-是的，是的。-可以 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay?
我也跟你说了。 And I told you shit, too.
好吧，就这么说吧 Well, let's just say
我会得到我一直想要的。 I'm gonna get what I always wanted.
不 No.
里面？-嗯，哦！ Inside? - Mmm, oh!
-嘿，约翰！-哟！ - Hey John! - Yo!
我以为你会想知道， Thought you'd wanna know,
莱恩太太要表演了。 Mistress Lane's about to perform.
我不想错过！ I do not wanna miss that!
演出结束后，我得重新上路了。 After the show, I gotta get back on the road.
嗯。 Uh-huh.
因为新旧金山正在等待。 Because New San Francisco awaits.
约翰——约翰！ John-- John!
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
杰洛，玛丽！ Jello, Mare!
哦，该死！哦，我很好！ Oh, shit! Oh, I'm good!
你们都坐在前排， Y'all in the front row,
你会淋湿的！ you're gonna get wet!
车怎么样？ So, how's the car?
她很好，加油了，准备出发了。 She's good, gassed up, and ready to go.
你闻起来像新鲜的森林，像露营。 You smell like fresh forest, like camping.
哦你喝醉了。 Oh! You're drunk.
你喝醉了！！而且。。。 You're drunk!! And also...
我喝醉了。 I'm drunk.
砰地关上砰地关上砰地关上 Slam! Slam! Slam!
-灌篮！砰地关上砰地关上灌篮！-砰地关上砰地关上 - Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! - Slam? Slam?
你们准备好看这个西瓜爆炸了吗？ Y'all ready to see this watermelon explode?
是的！ Hell yeah!
-灌篮！-砰地关上 - Slam! - Slam!
砰地关上砰地关上砰地关上砰地关上砰地关上砰地关上 Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!
嘘！闭嘴！ Shh! Shut the fuck up!
哦 Oh.
天啊，强尼， Gee, Johnny,
看来你的包裹有消息传出了。 looks like word got out about your package.
我猜你不是唯一一个 Guess you're not the only one
想进入新旧金山？ trying to get inside New San Francisco, huh?
你不能等一分钟吗？！ You couldn't have waited one minute?!
你告诉他们关于新旧金山的事？ You told them about New San Francisco?
第一条规则到底发生了什么？ What the hell happened to rule number one?
这就是为什么我们有第二条规则！ This is why we have rule number two!
我告诉过你那是一条愚蠢的规则！ I told you that was a fuckin' stupid-ass rule!
好吧，好吧！ All right, fine!
好吧，没有必要使用暴力。 Okay, there's no need for violence.
我把包裹给你。 I'll give you the package.
但是我该把它给谁呢？ But who do I give it to, huh?
给你？ Give it to you?
你呢？ How about you?
不要告诉我你们之间没有讨论过 Don't tell me you haven't discussed amongst yourselves
谁会得到它。 who's gonna get it.
进入是一个相当大的奖励。 Getting in is a pretty big prize.
砰地关上 Slam!
轻声的 Quiet!
约翰！ John!
小心点，你可能会割伤自己。 Careful, you might nick yourself.
不太可能。 Not fuckin' likely.
这件夹克是什么做的？ What the hell is this jacket made of?
这只是我吗， Is this just me,
还是有点热？ or is this kinda hot?
天气有点热。 It's kinda hot.
是 啊去做吧。 Yeah. Do it.
他妈的，再给我一个伤疤。 Fuckin' do it. Gimme another scar.
把它加到他妈的堆里！ Add it to the fucking pile!
我会跟着那个送牛奶的人去任何地方。 I would have followed that milkman anywhere.
他所要做的就是说“跟我来”，但他没有！ All he had to do was say "Come with me," but he didn't!
好吧，我因为他而受苦。 Okay, I suffered because of him.
所以，如果他认为自己可以过上更好的生活，那就去他妈的！ So fuck him if he thinks he can waltz into a better life!
这里有一些免费的建议。 Here's a little free advice.
不要让复仇毁了第二次机会。 Don't let revenge ruin a second chance.
在你身后！ Behind you!
该死的，玛丽。 Goddamn, Mary.
嗨，大满贯！ Hey, Slam!
漂亮的东动作。 Nice dong moves.
斯图！斯图！ Stu! Stu!
我很抱歉。 I'm so sorry.
我不是故意的，伙计。 I didn't mean to, man.
我的天呐妈的！ Holy shit! Shit!
我以为我杀了你，伙计。 I thought I killed you, man.
你想杀了我？！ You tried to kill me?!
呃，不是吗？ Uh, no?
-不！不，不，不！-谁干的？！ - No! No, no, no! - Who did this?!
回答我！ Answer me!
那些是我的人！ Those were my people!
我的粉丝们！ My fans!
哎呀。 Oops.
操他妈的石头！是斯通！ Fuck-Fuckin' Stone! It was Stone!
斯通做到了，伙计！ Stone did this, man!
请请请 Please! Please! Please!
我可以帮忙！我可以帮忙！ I can help! I can help!
我知道斯通在哪里！ I know where Stone is!
等待石头伤了你。 Wait! Stone hurt you.
他可以帮他伤背。 He can help hurt him back.
你想要宠物吗？好的 You want a pet? Fine.
但你在他身后收拾。 But you clean up after him.
因为我们都知道我做什么。。。 'Cause we all know what I do...
对顽皮的狗。 to naughty dogs.
在这里你开车。 Here... You drive.
至少在我清醒之前。 At least till I sober up.
他们要去新旧金山。 They're going to New San Francisco.
啊，很有趣。 Huh, interesting.
你们曾经在桶里打过鳟鱼吗？ You guys ever shoot trout in a barrel?
有趣的部分并不是真正拍摄它们。 The fun part isn't actually shooting them.
它把他们困在桶里了。 It's trapping them in the barrel.
好家伙。。。 Boy howdy...
我喜欢一个好的陷阱吗。 do I love a good trap.