我的命运由我自己创造 I am the creator of my own destiny.
我拟定计划并亲自履行 I plan my work and work my plan.
我乐于改变 I am accepting of change.
我在通往成功的道路上一往无前 I am always on the path of success and victory.
好极了 Yes!
干嘛呢你 What are you doing?
做防弹咖啡 It's bulletproof coffee.
你知道酥油吗 再撒上一点蔬菜粉 You know ghee. Just out powdered greens.
超健康的 It's health squared.
你做这个肯定很拿手 You must be very good at your job.
我觉得是时候做点改变了 I think I'm starting to embrace change.
专为你做的黑咖啡 Coffee, black for you.
把眼镜戴上 Put that on.
你怎么没宿醉 How are you not hungover?
决心满满地起床 不留遗憾地入睡 Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.
我想起来那张海报贴在了教师休息室 Well I think that poster's in the teachers lounge.
了不起 Amazing.
你要骑车上班吗 You wanna ride to work?
不了 今天我不太舒服 不去上班了 No I'm not feeling very good. I'm not going in today.
你腋毛多的可以编辫子了 Oh we gotta braid those later.
编好了挂那儿 Hang in there.
谢谢你哦 Thanks.
不得行 No.
- Is this how we dress for work now?
- No.
Team building zamba, the calendar.
Read it.
- Are we just not gonna talk about you and dad or...?
- Can it wait?
- Oh absolutely. Yeah.
No I would've loved to talk about, you know,
you bringing on your new child groom as a client
at our coffee meeting, but hey!
- I was gonna try and set up a dinner and...
it's all really very complicated right now.
- You don't get to stop showing up
just because it's complicated.
- Elle I don't wanna talk about this at work.
We'll find a time.
Let's go.
- All right, ratty patty.
You want zamba zamba, I'll give you zamba zamba.
- Okay thank you so much.
Thank you.
- Okay everyone.
Let's take a trip to Brazil.
- Perfect. I just started learning Portuguese.
It means exciting.
- Hey Pat, let's focus.
- Love that drive Elle. Don't call me Pat.
- I fucking love zamba zamba.
- This.
Arms.
- Jesus.
- Let's try this.
Say ta-ta-ha
ta-ta-ha
and over cross turn.
Okay now let's try it for real. You guys ready?
Here we go.
That's it.
- Oh.
- Oh Patricia.
- Oh ow ow ow.
- Oh my God Patricia.
- Ops.
I guess these hips do lie.
- You're doing really great for your age.
- I'm just a romantic.
I love to dance.
- Better up that calcium intake then.
- It's just a strain babes.
We just put some ice in this.
- You're so knowledgeable.
- You do that I have a phone call.
- Garry, hi.
Elle Fielding, how are you?
Very well thanks it's been a while.
I was hoping to open a new account.
A business account.
No, it'll be under a different name actually.
Great.
- Ms. Philips?
- No!
Hi.
We've never met.
- My son Garret is in your grade eight French class.
- Oh. Hi.
I'm Molly--
- Yeah and my daughter Jill is in the grade six,
gym class you cover.
- Oh.
- The parents association isn't happy about what happened.
- I understand. I took the suspension--
- We've been making calls about you
and I would appreciate it
if my child doesn't come home telling me a bisexual women--
- Stick to threatening your children sexual education.
okay lady?
I'm of the clock.
- Hey.
- Huh. Getting used to that app thing huh?
- Ah I guess.
- Oh no!
- What?
- You lost another one.
- Huh?
- Oh nothing. This girl that I grew up with
she came out before me.
Like lesb for life.
- Mm-hmm.
- Like the most.
She just got hitched to a guy with a man bun and a beard.
- So she's bi.
- And that just means you kissed a girl in high school?
- Oh.
- There's no way you're gonna have feelings
for a guy like that.
- That's the point.
- What do you mean?
- Superficial and easy sound real good right about now.
- Oh.
You're there ah?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
- I'm not ashamed.
- No, no.
Do your thing.
- Bye!
- D-T-F everybody.
- Yeah!
- D yeah.
Be safe.
Have fun.
- Yeah you.
- What? Can you get this up there for me.
- Yes ma'am.
- Thank you.
- Hey do you know that beaver anal glands--
- I don't wanna hear this again.
You told me already.
- Where is she?
- She left.
Went on a date I think.
- By her self?
- Isn't that how it happens with people.
- Yes, yes. Sorry yes.
My brain is too full.
I'm... you know what?
I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna-- I'll work from here.
- You're gonna work?
- Go for Elle?
Yes.
- There it is.
- Wow she's actually doing work.
You're being creepy.
- What?
No I'm not. I--
- Hey she.. she's a praying mantis.
I love her but she'll eat you alive.
- That's what I want.
- No.
- I want a man eater.
She's ballsy.
- Balls are weak.
- Spunky.
- Gross.
Where are you going?
- I gotta do something.
- What are you doing?
- I'm doing a thing.
- What kind of thing?
- Just uh... just working. - Can I hae a shot please?
- Certainly. What are you doing here anyways?
I thought you had a...
client shmooze.
- I was but he just sent the signed contract.
So drinks and shmooze was probably drinks and shmacks
and no time for boom boom only conquer.
- No time for shmcks or boom boom?
That's a new Elle.
- New wish, new room.
Hey, uh wha-- ah?
- What are you doing?
What you working on?
Come here a lot?
- Obviously I do.
- Yeah, no I was just joking.
- Aren't you supposed to be on that side of the bar?
- Aren't you supposed to be guarding...
jewels and treasure inside of a map?
- What?
- Are you calling me a dragon?
- Aren't you a dragon?
What?
- That's-- - That's--
- I--
- What?
- Um I just came over to talk to you.
To say hello.
- Okay.
- Cooley calmly say hello,
and if you hate me I will let you push me off this stool.
- No, no, no.
If you hate me.
- I think I might.
- Oh. I've barely opened my mouth.
Look, no hands, no legs.
I mean I've got legs and hands, but I'm just saying...
I mean you can push me.
- Oh my God. All right fine. - Oh Bluetooth is out.
- I will-- - Bluetooth is out.
- I'll give you 30 minutes.
- 30 minutes?
Oh my God, that's...
I'm on like a five minute break that I didn't even ask for.
- You have exactly seven minutes.
- I'm on it.
- This is from the guy at the end of the bar.
- I don't see why it matters.
Why do I have to go around explaining who I'm sleeping with
to everyone in my life?
It's weird.
I've never had to do that before.
- Well you don't have to.
Okay?
And listen I know exactly how you feel.
All right?
And um,
I just wanted to make sure that you're okay with this.
- The guys at the bar wanted me to bring you these,
but should I just tell them you're having a girls night?
- Um, well uh well--
- No.
Tell them to go fuck them selves.
Because that's what we're doing tonight.
Not our selves but each--
we fuck each other.
- Oh really?
- Yes.
Really.
- Yeah see that was um..
a little bit too much.
- I can't win.
Oh,
God that's bad.
- Hey you've reached Elle.
I can't get to the phone but leave a message
and I'll call you right back.
- Hi you've reached Meredith.
I'm away from my phone
but I'll call you back as soon as I can.
- Here.
Be careful,
those things break hearts.