环 Uni
环球 Univer
环球私 Universal
环球私人 Universal Ci
环球私人影 Universal Cine
环球私人影咖 Universal Cinema
秃头鹰呼叫歪脚趾. Over. Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
歪脚趾,快接. 你在否? Tippytoe, come in. Are you there?
俺是歪脚趾. Over. This is Tippytoe. Over.
你收到纪念品包裹了么? Over. Did you receive the souvenir package? Over.
收到咯. Over. 你那边在下雪么, 老爹? Package received. Over. Is it snowing there now, Dad?
我不晓得, 儿子, 因为我在马拉喀什. I wouldn't know, kiddo, because I'm in Marrakech.
哇哦~! Whoa!
这是个大项目, 伙计. 梦想成真啦. This is the big one, buddy. A dream come true.
我们已经暴露啦. Over. We have been compromised. Over.
替我吻她! Kiss her for me!
我是鸟妈. Over，挂了噢. This is Mama Bird. Over and out.
你, 该睡觉了. You, get to sleep.
猜我现在在哪里, 罗马尼亚! Guess where I am now, pal. Romania!
巴布亚新几内亚(大洋洲一国). 几内亚(西非国家)跟这儿比差远啦. Papua New Guinea. Makes the old Guinea look like nothing.
秃头鹰呼叫歪脚趾. Over. Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
我现在来了. I can reach now.
哇~我走了多久了? Wow! How long have I been gone?
两个月零17天. Two months and 17 days.
额,别着急, 因为我们一直在找萨摩亚(西南太平洋的一群岛). Well, don't worry, because Samoa is what we've been looking for.
这将会成为我伟大的遗产. This one is going to be my legacy.
非常正确. Yeahbsolutely.
秃头鹰呼叫歪脚趾. Over. Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
歪脚趾呼叫秃头鹰. Over. Tippytoe to Bald Eagle. Over.
呼叫. 你在么? Come in. Are you there?
嗨, 孩子. 我快将得到重大发现了. Hey, kiddo. I'm right on the verge of something big here.
但是，你这个生日我可能回不去了. But I'm not going to make it home for your birthday.
我非常抱歉, I'm really sorry,
但是像这样的机会很难找到的, 儿子. but opportunities like this are hard to find, Son.
像这样的机会很难找到的, 富兰克林. Opportunities like this are hard to find, Franklin.
这次小探险，我打算打包点稀有物种回来. I'm about to bag a rare species on this little expedition.
15个F.A.R. 这事千真万确的. Fifteen F.A. R. That's a million absolute.
还有个标志性建筑. And a landmark building.
别谢我, 正好开始建设一个雕塑. Don't thank me, just start building a statue.
- 早啊, 皮皮. - 波普先森. - Morning, Pippi. - Mr. Popper.
合同. Contract.
在早上闻墨水的味道 是我的大爱啊~ I love the smell of toner in the morning.
这是相关的复印. That's the pertinent printout.
上面有我们要购买的地产项目拥有者的名字.. And the person we are purchasing the property from is present.
咱开始干吧. Let's do it.
波普先森 找格来门先森. Mr. Popper for Mr. Gremmins.
那你是? And you are?
皮皮·趴邦啵哔. 我是波普先森的私人助理. Pippi Peponopolis. I'm Mr. Popper's personal assistant.
我的工作是帮他写文案,还有买他的期刊~.~ I process his paperwork and I procure his periodicals.
她根本不知道她做甚么的. She doesn't even know she's doing it.
- 甚么? - 没甚么了. - Pardon? - Nothing.
你可以进去了. You can go in.
波普先森,很抱歉耽误你时间了 Mr. Popper, sorry to waste your time,
但是,我改变主意了. 我不打算卖了. but I've changed my mind. I'm not going to sell.
我理解. I understand.
再三考虑总比一时冲动效果好. Second thoughts are as valid as first thoughts.
就是来的晚了点. They just come later.
只是那座大楼 是我手里最后的财产了, 假如卖了... It's just that this building is my last holding and if I sell, then...
然后你就自由了, 那是很可怕的事情. Then you're free, and that's a scary thing.
嗨, 我了解. Hey, I get it.
今年去哪航行了? Doing any sailing this year?
哪有这时间? Who has the time?
是哦. 我老爹曾经独自环游世界. Yeah. My father sailed around the world solo.
- 是啊. - 幸运的男人. - Yeah. - Lucky man.
把船停泊在海明威. 只有他和整个海洋. Yeah, pulled a Hemingway. Just him and the sea.
兄弟你懂的, 那一直是我的梦想. You know, that's always been a dream of mine.
噢! 他有好些故事的. Oh! He had some stories.
比如风暴袭击非洲之角. Like that storm off the Horn of Africa.
- 好望角? - 很好啊. - The Horn of Africa? - Oh, yeah.
航行本来一帆风顺, 海面非常平静. 突然之间, 不知从哪里... 嘎!... The sea was calm, the sailing smooth. When, out of nowhere...
20英尺的海浪, 就像一把锤子猛敲在船头. Twenty-foot swells, like a hammer punch to the prow.
爸是个身经百战的水手, 但却从没未过如此巨浪. Dad was a heck of a sailor, but he'd never seen waves like this.
8级暴力强风 像是直接从撒旦鼻孔里吹出来的 Gale force winds straight from the Devil's nostrils
鞭打着他的船,就像在捏橡胶小鸭鸭. whipped his ship like a rubber ducky.
咸咸的浪花扑打在他的脸上 好似千万只针扎过来. The salt spray in his face felt like a thousand needles.
然后突然间, 风撕开了 前桅帆的桅杆. And suddenly, the wind ripped the mainsail off the mast.
他天数已尽了. He was doomed.
然后呢?他怎样了? What did he do?
- 他怎么做的? - 是的. - What did he do? - Yes.
他快速转舵. He spun the wheel.
悬挂起吊臂, 缭绳在滑轮上绕成了麻花. Hoisted the jib, threaded the needle backwards.
当他从风暴另一边出来的时候... 我的天! And when he came out the other side... Oh, my God!
我的天! Oh, my God!
- 怎么了? - 这本是不可能的. 但却做发生了. - What? - It can't be. But it is.
发生什么了? What is it?
一头蓝灰色大鲸鱼. A blue whale.
像一个温柔的巨人, 地球上最雄伟的生物. Like a gentle giant, the most majestic creature on Earth.
太壮观了. It's so beautiful.
你看到了吗? Can you see it?
他的皮肤在太阳下闪烁. His skin glistening in the sun.
一条彩虹... A rainbow
形成于它强大的气孔喷出的水雾. in the spray of his mighty blowhole.
嗯, 反正. 你会等到那一天的, Oh, well. You will get out there,
早晚. someday.
嗯... Mmm.
等下! Wait.
开始吧,波普. Way to go, Popper.
嗨,咱就干这行的. Hey, it's what I do.
爷们儿, 未来是啥, 富兰克林, 里德和亚特斯? Gentlemen, what is the future of Franklin, Reader & Yates?
一个非常缓慢, 漫长的过程 越来越老,羸弱... A long, slow decline, getting older and weaker...
直到它有股怪味... till it has that funny smell...
整天开着车随着左转信号灯乱逛? and starts driving around all day with the left-turn signal on?
富兰克林? Franklin?
或者,它将重生 Or will it be reborn
神清气爽, 充满活力, 就像吃了伟哥? with vim, vigor and Viagratality?
我说,我们是未来的头头. I say we meet the future head-on.
好性感! Sexy!
搞起, 男士们. 是时间做承诺了. Come on, guys. It's time to commit.
应该更深入一点.和Beyonce 然后戴个戒指. It's time to go above and Beyonc? and put a ring on it.
Beyonce歌手,富兰克林. 她是个歌手. Beyonc?is a singer, Franklin. She's a singer.
叫Beyonce的那个? Named Beyonc?
他听到我说的么? Can he hear me?
我们有种感觉 是这样的,波普. We had a feeling this was coming, Popper.
我们只看到你的办公室里有块大理石板. We saw the marble slab in your office.
啊哦. Oops.
波普, 没有比你更合适的人 能在这张桌子上占一席之地了. Popper, there's no one more qualified than you to take a seat at this table.
- 现在别慌坐. - 好吧. - Don't sit just yet. - Okay.
还有一个"礼物",我们想请你帮我们拿过来. There is one more prize we would like you to get for us.
说吧,是啥? Name it, fellas.
广场酒店?帝国大厦? Plaza Hotel? Empire State Building?
五角大楼? The Pentagon?
绿色小酒馆. Tavern on the Green.
绿色小酒馆? Tavern on the Green?
有什么问题么,波普? What's the matter, Popper?
不. 这只是一个破败的地方. Nothing. It's just kind of a rundown place.
它是在中央公园唯一的私人房地产 It's the only privately held real estate in Central Park.
我们可以在那建任何我们想要的东西. We can build anything we want on it.
你是意思是, 比如, 把它从地球表面擦掉? You mean, like, wipe it off the face of the Earth?
重新开始? Start over?
嗯-唔. Mmm-hmm.
- 它会像从来没有存在过一样. - 是的~ - It would be like it never existed. - Exactly
但首先，你必须通过 塞尔玛·凡·甘迪 . But first you have got to get past Selma Van Gundy.
已经给她开了上千个条件了, 都被拒绝了. She has gotten a thousand offers, turned them all down.
你只有一次机会. You've got one shot.
你觉得你能把它关了? You think you can close it?
对不起,我们见过吗? 我是托姆·波普 I'm sorry, have we met? I'm Thom Popper.
我梦游的时候都能把交易做了. I do deals like this in my sleep.
- 你好? - 嗨, 阿曼达, 我们开始行动了. - Hello? - Hey, Amanda, we're pulling up.
- 你能确保孩子们准备好了么? - 能. - Can you make sure the kids are ready? - Yeah.
上次花了不少时间. Last time it took a while.
- 别熄火. - 没问题, 波普先生. - Keep it running. - Sure thing, Mr. Popper.
托马斯!吃了没 Thomas! Greetings.
吃过了, 瑞克, 欢迎来我们的地方. Greetings, Rick, and welcome to our planet.
最近, 我们一直在用这个词, "嗨" 或者简单的说, "咋?!" Lately, we've been using the word, "Hi" or a simple, "Sup?"
近来无恙呼? How are you?
现在好多了. 谢谢. I'm better now. Thank you.
不, 说真的, 托马斯, 你最近怎么样啊? No, really, Thomas, how are you?
真的, 我很好. Really, I'm good.
请把目光移开. Please look away.
好吧, 我移. Okay, I will.
嗨, 波普! 我正在练习我的大力射门. Hey, Popper! I've been working on my power shot.
来看看你练的如何,猛男. 来吧. Let's see what you've got, tough guy. Come on.
噢吼! 噢.....喔! Ooh! Oh!
扑的好. Nice save.
- 哎, 波普. - 无恙呼. - Hey, Popper. - Greetings.
你跟瑞克打招呼了? Did you say hi to Rick?
是啊. 是啊, 他熊抱了我3次. Yeah. Yeah, he hugged me three times.
我感觉自己像棵濒危红杉树什么的. I felt like an endangered sequoia.
得了吧,我和他只是约会了几次. Come on, we have only gone out a couple of times.
他啥都保留着. He's a keeper.
回收行业没什么错啊. There is nothing wrong with a man who recycles.
我也回收. 我把衰老破旧的老建筑 成变成闪闪发亮的新大楼. I recycle. I turn decrepit old buildings into shiny new ones.
我有没有说过 他简直令人难以置信的英俊? Did I mention he's also incredibly handsome?
是吗? Really?
很高兴看到你的口味并没有改变. Good to see your taste hasn't changed.
而且很周到. 还有很体贴. And thoughtful. And considerate.
- 你姐姐呢? - 她有心事呢. - Where is your sister? - She's having issues.
就那个, 库珀基冈? You know, Cooper Keegan?
裤薄 基肛. Cooper Keegan.
她一生中的挚爱! The love of her life!
噢. Oh.
嗨! 嘿, 看谁来了. Hi! Hey, look who's here.
谁要在父亲节来个欢乐周末? Who's ready for a big weekend at Dad's?
她说,这个周末她不想和你一起. She says she doesn't want to go with you this weekend.
也许你应该跟她谈谈. Maybe you should talk to her.
绝对需要. Yeahbsolutely.
你看啥呢? What are we looking at?
95磅C - 4炸药 用发丝触发. 95 pounds of C-4 explosives on a hair trigger.
确保你剪的是右边的线, 否则... Make sure you clip the right wire, otherwise...
Ba-boom! Ba-boom!
你现在在拆弹部队了,波普. You're in The Hurt Locker now, Popper.
你想跟我们说说情况么? Do you want to talk about it?
说吧. Come on.
假如你喜欢一个人,但是他又不喜欢你, 应该怎么办? What do you do if you like somebody, but they don't like you back?
珍妮, Janie,
你是个强大的女人, 你是个独立的女士. you're a powerful woman, you're an independent lady.
你根本都不需要男人, 真的. You don't even need a man, really.
看看马莎斯·图尔特. 她很有钱，但她只跟她的狗睡觉 Look at Martha Stewart. She's rich and she sleeps with her dogs.
你好扭曲哦! You are so warped!
我都不知道为什么有那么一秒钟 认为也许能和你谈谈. I don't know why I thought for one second I could talk to you.
- 珍妮... - 这就是为什么我不想去. - Janie... - This is why I don't want to go.
他剪了两条线. He cut both wires.
来嘛, 这是我们的周末. Come on, it's our weekend.
会很有趣的. It's going to be fun.
谈话愉快. Good talk.
波普先森? 皮皮. Mr. Popper? Pippi.
我在和小酒馆的人豪赌 I've parlayed with the Tavern people
并说服他们 考虑你的建议. and persuaded them to ponder your proposal.
太棒了. 这周末孩子不来了, Great. I don't have the kids this weekend,
所以和凡·甘迪举行个会议 给我打电话. so set a meeting with Van Gundy and call me.
这周末小朋友们不在, P先生? No little ones this weekend, Mr. P?
是啊,达里尔.他们现在不喜欢我. No, Daryl. They don't like me right now.
哦, 我喜欢你啊, 先生. Well, I like you, sir.
已经开始为圣诞节奖金而工作了, 嗯? Already working on the Christmas bonus, huh?
不要过早的开始. Never start too early.
- 非常正确. - 祝你一天愉快,P先生. - Yeahbsolutely. - You have a good one, Mr. P.
汤米,我是雷金纳德. 打给我. Tommy, it's Reginald. Call me.
是关于你父亲的. It's about your father.
他在哪呢, 雷金纳德? So where was he, Reginald?
南极洲 Antarctica.
卖冰块给爱斯基摩人? Selling ice to the Eskimos?
那是北极. That's the Arctic.
无所谓都一样. Whatever.
你父亲是爱你的,汤米. Your father loved you, Tommy.
哦我很高兴知道这一点. 你要读一下吗? That's good to know. Do you want to read?
最后的遗愿和遗嘱 给托马斯·波普 The last will and testament of Thomas Popper Sr.
"在地理协会写给我最爱的乡亲, "To the good folks at the Geographic Society,
"我留下了斯洛文尼亚的录音, 太浩蒙古包和乌兹别克蒙古包 "I leave my Slovenian zither recordings,
"太浩蒙古包和乌兹别克蒙古包, "the Tahoe yurt and the Uzbek yurt,
"以及其余,我的身外之物. "as well as the rest of my worldly possessions.
"给我的小汤米, "To my little Tommy,
"我给你邮了纪念品. "I've sent you a souvenir.
"很抱歉,我不能把这个亲自送到你手里. "I'm sorry I couldn't deliver this one to you in person.
"秃头鹰, over 挂了哦". "Bald Eagle, over and out".
星期一! 感谢上帝! Monday! Thank God!
哈! Ah!
我的纪念品. My souvenir.
假如是个雪花球,箱子也太大了 蒙古包又太小. It's too big for a snow globe, too small for a yurt.
哦, 哇喔! Oh, wow!
一个毛绒企鹅, 给一个拥有一切的男人. A stuffed penguin, for the man who has everything.
谢谢, 老爸. Thank you, Daddy.
胡椒警长. Sergeant Pipper.
嗯, 我知道.我迟到了. Yeah, I know. I'm late.
凡·甘迪现在在小酒馆了? Van Gundy's at the Tavern already?
好的, 我知道她很重要. Yes, I know how important she is.
好的. 拖住她. Okay. Stall her.
我15分钟就到. I'll be there in 15 minutes.
我不知道. 告诉她我中毒了 或者过马路被自行车撞了. I don't know. Tell her I was poisoned by a porcupine or punched by a pedestrian.
我该怎么付你钱? What do I pay you for?
一会打给你. I'll call you back.
这是个活的企鹅. It's a live penguin.
他送给我只活的企鹅. He sent me a live penguin.
嗨! 活企鹅. Hi, live penguin.
等我回家的时候, 你就要从哪儿来,回哪儿去了哦. As soon as I get home, you're going back where you came from.
看到了么? 意大利制作. 不能啄噢. See this? Made in Italy. Not for pecking.
弗雷蒂的毛巾, 企鹅不给用哦!亲~. Frette towels, also not for penguins.
除此之外, 不能碰任何东西 Other than that, don't touch anything.
皮皮, HOLD住. Pippi, hang on.
哥来了啊~~~~~! Coming now!
没时间抱怨了. No time for pain.
波普先生. 真是的! Mr. Popper. Phew!
守时对个人来说是个很重要的优点. Punctuality is a priority for this particular person.
别紧张, 皮. Don't sweat it, Pip.
我会开始挠这个老家伙的耳朵根子, I'll start scratching this old gal behind the ears,
很快，她将会蜷缩在我的腿上 pretty soon she will be curled up in my lap
呜呜叫,像一个KITTY猫. purring like a kitty cat.
在我身后? Right behind me?
凡·甘迪夫人. Mrs. Van Gundy.
很高兴见到你. 托姆·波普. Pleasure to meet you. Thom Popper.
波普先生. Mr. Popper.
我估计，我只能为您提供10分钟了. 你来的太晚了. I'm afraid I can only offer you 10 minutes. You're extremely late.
10分钟够了. That's all I need.
这是逖多和弗来迪, This is Tito and Freddy,
- 我们的厨房工作人员. - 嗨. - our kitchen staff. - Hi.
克劳斯, 他是我们的勤杂工. 这是我们的厨师,阿诺德. And Klaus, he's our handyman. And this is our chef, Arnold.
他的烹饪风格永远不落伍. His kind of cooking never goes out of style.
你喜欢肾脏馅饼么? Do you like kidney pie?
开玩笑? 我最爱那个. Are you kidding me? I love it.
其实, 我是个肾脏捐助者. In fact, I'm a donor.
我填了表格... I filled out the card and...
不, 我还没真正的实行, 不过我想试试. No, I've never actually had that, but I would love to try it.
我们坐下说吧. Let's have a seat.
好了, 伙计们. 回去工作吧. All right, guys. Back to work.
我在想,我们是否能坐的靠房间正中间一点 I wonder if we could sit more in the center of the room.
我想获得一个真正意义上的空间. I want to get a real sense of the space.
你有一个非常不寻常的的名字, 波普先生. You have a very unusual name, Mr. Popper.
而我永远不会忘记. And I never forget one.
这家餐厅已经在我的家族经营了三代人. This restaurant has been in my family for three generations.
我的奶奶为温斯顿·丘吉尔 煮过"法式红酒烩鸡". My grandmother served coq au vin for Winston Churchill.
而我的父亲为弗雷德·阿斯泰尔 浇过香槟. And my father poured champagne for Fred Astaire.
我妈妈曾经为阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔 (NBA球员) 做过一次BLT (西红柿三明治). My mother made a BLT for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar once.
她说,他令人惊讶的平易近人 She said he was surprisingly down-to-earth,
具有讽刺意味的是，考虑到他有多高. which is ironic, considering how tall he is.
引人入胜. 但我还是不能把地卖给别人. Fascinating. But I can't sell this place to just anyone.
我是意思是, 考虑到这是家族财产. I mean, I consider the staff to be family, too.
对我来说家庭也是最重要的. 家族. Nothing is more important than family to me. Nothing.
你结婚了吗? Are you married?
目前还没. Not presently.
有孩子么? Any children?
两个. 世界上最神奇的两个 Two. And we have the most magical
准备这个周末一起. alternate weekends together.
跟我说说你父亲. Tell me about your father.
我父亲? My father?
... Uh...
说点啥好呢? What can I say?
父亲就是老头. 和其他人的没区别. A father is a father. And he was no different.
你们俩亲密么? You were close?
是的. 很好, 我们联系紧密. Yes. Well, we're related.
但是,凡·甘迪夫人, 我想讨论的是你 But, Mrs. Van Gundy, I want to talk about you
你的生活凌驾于我们之上. and your life beyond all of this.
在河边小船里画自己的画像. Picture yourself in a boat on a river.
边上有橘子树 With tangerine trees
和果酱一样的天空. and kind of a marmalade sky.
我不吸毒的,波普先生. I don't do drugs, Mr. Popper.
让我解释一下. Let me tell you something.
我可以把这儿卖了 I could sell this place
卖给任何一个嘴尖舌滑的推销员. to any number of sharp-tongued snake-oil salesmen like yourself.
但直到找到个我认为值得的人 不然谁也不卖. But I'm not selling to anyone until I know what they're worth.
你意思是我不值得? You mean my net worth?
那得看你是如何理解的, 你告诉我不少事了. If that's how you interpret it, that tells me something.
好了, 10分钟到了, 波普先生. Well, I'm afraid your time is up, Mr. Popper.
酒馆目前还不能出售. The Tavern is not presently for sale.
我应该去草莓园的. (草莓园在中央公园的西南方， 纪念披头四John Lennon的地方) I should have gone with Strawberry Fields.
噢, 太好了. Oh, good.
你送给我个包裹. You sent me a package.
... 我名字叫波普. Uh. My name is Popper.
波普? 你是船长的孩子波普? Popper? You Captain Popper baby?
"船长?" "Captain?"
... Uh...
是的, 我是船长的孩子波普. Yes, I'm Captain Popper baby.
我父亲,他显然是你的船长, My father, who is apparently your captain,
你有没有发给我一只企鹅. had you send me a penguin.
你喜欢企鹅? 那很好, 嘛? You like penguin? Is good, yes?
嘛!很不好! No, is bad.
你的船长疯了. Your captain was crazy.
是太疯狂了.我喜欢. So crazy. I love.
是么. 我很高兴你喜欢某人. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you had someone.
但是听着, 我必须把企鹅送回去. But listen, I have to send this penguin back.
什么? 喂? What? Hello?
喂? 我必须把企鹅送回去. Hello? I have to send the penguin back.
送企鹅? Send penguin?
是的! 送企鹅. 送企鹅. Yes! Send penguin. Send penguin.
我告诉你5次了, 我要送企鹅. I told you five times, I have to send the penguin.
5次. 送企鹅 知道了. Five times. Send penguin. Okay.
赞,不过箱子坏了=.= Great. And the crate is damaged.
你能再送个箱子来吗? 我得把它装进去? Can you send me another crate so I can ship this thing?
喂? Hello?
我该拿你怎么办呢, 小鸟? What am I going to do with you, bird?
你! You!
你完蛋了. You are so done.
不. 不 No. No.
- 喂. - 对不起, 现在不能接你电话. - Hello. - Sorry, cannot take your phone call.
现在是冰雪节 我们关闭一个月! We will be closing one month for ice festival!
嗨. 动物控制中心. 电话说有只鸟? Hey. Animal Control. Got a call about a bird.
见到你真的太开心了. I am very happy to see you.
... Um...
哦. 就是这个小家伙. Oh. That's the little fella.
- 真的... - 没事. 它很友好. - What the... - Go ahead. He's friendly.
我不知道是个企鹅, ok? 我要看下员工手册. I didn't know it was a penguin, okay? I'm going to have to check the manual.
它不在手册里. It's not in the book.
我们不能当它是鸽子么? Can't we just call it a pigeon?
很大, 很肥的鸽子? Big, fat pigeon?
假如不在手册里,我就不能碰它. 违反纪律. I can't touch it if it's not in the manual. It's a union violation.
试下渔业与野外垂钓部. Try Fish and Game.
不. 你需要找海洋和水禽部. No. You need Marine and Waterfowl.
对不起, 伙计. 试下纽约卫生组织. Sorry, bud. Try NYC Sanitation.
哦!我只收死掉的. Yeah. I only pick up the dead ones.
这边. This way.
好, 走吧. 快闪. Okay, get. Go.
Skedaddle(德语). Skedaddle.
蹒跚上路. Waddle on down the road.
南极走这边. South Pole is that way.
出了大楼, 右转 Exit the building, take a right
然后一直走. and keep going.
好吧. 需要点帮助,哥懂了. Okay. Need a little help. I get it.
看好了. Watch this.
开溜咯! There you go!
嘿! 永别了, 鸟鸟. Yes! Bye-bye, birdie.
嗨, P先生. Hey, Mr. P.
耶? Yeah.
我把企鹅给您抓住了. I got your penguin for you.
甚么? 你在说甚么? What? What are you talking about?
那不是我的. That's not my penguin.
哦, 是么? Oh, really?
我怎么会有只企鹅? Why would I have a penguin?
可能是其他人. That could be anybody.
哦, 是哦. Oh, yeah.
把那傻鸟给我拿来. Just give me the stupid thing.
现在, 董事会肯定给了你 一个免费通行证 So, the board must have given you a free pass
在"禁养宠物" 的事上. on the whole "no pets" thing.
他们真是宽宏大量. That is mighty nice of them.
你看不到企鹅 需要多少钱? How much till you don't see a penguin?
我依然能看见. I can still see him.
越来越模糊了. It's getting blurry.
如果我决定斜视, 他可能看起来像只小狗. If I decided to squint, it could look like a puppy.
现在呢? How's that?
是你么, P先生? Is that you, Mr. P?
光线好暗淡啊. The light's going dim.
- 耶, 皮皮. - 波普先生! - Yeah, Pippi. - Mr. Popper!
我今天依然不能来上班了. Yeah. I'm not coming into work again today.
噢. Oh.
我有个害虫难题. I have a pest problem.
害虫问题有什么特别的? What particular pest is the problem?
- 是只企鹅. - 企鹅? - It's a penguin. - A penguin?
是啊. 开头字母也是"P". 你应该能够处理. Yeah. Starts with "P". You ought to be able to handle it.
你好啊, 波普. Hey there, Popper.
肯特. Kent.
那是... 那是只宠物么, 波普? Is that... Is that a pet I hear, Popper?
宠物? 不是. 甚么? 当然不是. Pet? No. What? Of course not.
没事. 我也不怪你. Okay. I mean, I can't say I blame you.
如果我有你的3,200平方尺, 我也会找人来分享. If I had your 3,200 square feet, I'd find someone to share it with, too.
那不是个宠物, 肯特. It's not a pet, Kent.
我把电视开着呢. 我去关了它. I left the television on. I'll take care of it.
环回立体声. Digital surround.
就像真的有动物在那... It's like a real animal in there...
发烧级的东西. busting stuff.
惊人得不可思议. It's amazing.
拜, 肯特. Bye, Kent.
金鹰 北美最大的猛禽. The golden eagle is North America's largest bird of prey.
翼展185... With a wingspan of 185...
至220厘米， 是种极其迅速的生物... to 220 centimeters, these extremely swift creatures...
可以在乱石上滑行 can dive upon their quarry
时速241公里以上. at speeds of more than 241 kilometers per hour.
羡慕嫉妒恨吧, 啊? You like that, huh?
太可怜了. Too bad.
我听了您在"经济学家"的评论, I was listening to your commentary, in The Economist,
审查这些数字, reviewing these numbers,
上周五的就业人数显然不是个坏数字. and obviously the job number on Friday wasn't a bad number.
我们有什么，现在3个月内 平均约15万就业机会... We've got, what, three months now averaging about 150,000 jobs...
这不可爱。你太不可爱了. That's not cute. You're not cute.
你不知道别人如何看你的 I don't know what people see in you.
Yes! 这才是我想要的. Yes! Now you're talking.
嘿，小企鹅查理 (一出五十年代动画名称)。 您的坐骑在这里 Hey, Chilly Willy. Your ride is here.
今天有人要去旅行了. 没啥大不了的, 对吧? Someone is going on a little trip today. No big deal, right?
好了, 企鹅. 永别了. 咱走吧. All right, penguin. No long goodbyes. Let's go.
来这边. Come here.
逮到. 游戏结束. 你输了. Gotcha. Game is over. You lose.
让我封印你吧. No! Let me just seal you in. No!
你想往哪跑? Where do you think you're going?
只有10分钟便是我孩子的生日了. Ok? My kid's birthday is in 10 minutes. Okay?
很好. 规矩是我定的. 因为我有脑子. That's right. I make the rules. Because I have the brains.
等等. 你怎么能... Wait. How did you...
搞甚么... What the...
嗨! Hey!
这是个虫害 (灾难). It's an infestation.
你怎么上去的? 你的腿,差不多4英寸而已. How did you even get up there? Your legs are, like, four inches long.
很显然, 沟通不对路. Obviously, a little miscommunication.
谁肚饿了? All right. Who is hungry?
来吃吧,你们这些雪耗子. Come on, you little snow rats.
嗨! 哎呀!, 还以为你们不来了呢. Ooh! Hey! Gosh, thought you guys would never get here.
想的美. That's great.
你准备了庆祝生日的节目了么? You ready for the big birthday celebration fiesta?
准备啦. Here we go.
不过有个事儿, 我还没准备好. But here's the thing, I'm not quite ready yet.
所以,能不能在这等会,我去准备比利的礼物? So, can you just hang out for a bit while I get Billy's gift all set?
翻译, "我忘了,和往常一样 Translation, "I forgot as usual,
"而且我需要打电话给皮皮 拿点东西". "and I need to call Pippi to go get something".
- 珍妮. - 才不是呢. 翻译的好差. - Janie. - Not true. Bad translation.
我有礼物, I got the gift,
就在里面. and it's right in here.
耶! 企鹅! Yeah! A penguin!
不,比利. 我其实... No, Billy. I actually...
太帅了! He's awesome!
噢! 这下好了. Oh! Great.
等下. Hold on.
你给他弄了只活企鹅? You got him an actual live penguin?
这... Uh...
6个? Six penguins?
Yes! 最难忘的生日! Yes! Best birthday ever!
数的很对, 比利. That's good counting, Billy.
他们有名字吗? Do they have names?
那当然. Yeah, course.
这只叫船长. This one is Captain.
船长波普. Captain Popper.
那只叫吵吵. And that's Loudy.
嗨! 嘿! Hey! Hey!
那只叫咬咬. And that one's Bitey.
噢! Oh!
臭臭. Stinky.
哇! 它喜欢我. Aw! He loves me.
太有爱了.(那只叫小爱) That's Lovey.
耶~~ Yeah.
那只叫老木. And that's Nimrod.
我们做个堡垒吧. Let's make a fort.
- 噢! 堡垒! 酷. - 走着. - Oh! Fort! Cool. - Go.
比利, 那个坐垫... Billy, the cushions...
用来搭堡垒想法不错. That's a great idea for fort building.
我得说, I gotta tell you,
你正式的把生日礼物提升到一个新水平. you have officially raised the birthday present bar to a whole new level.
- 我晓得! - 不过, 你怎么找到它们的? - I know! - How did you find them, anyway?
那个,难道,生日企鹅租赁公司? Some sort of, I don't know, birthday-penguin rental company?
嗯... Um...
不. 其实, 是老托姆. No. Actually, Thom Sr.
- 你爹? - 嗯. - Your dad? - Yeah.
等下. 你见到他了? 他还好么? Wait. You saw him? How is he?
他去世了. He passed away.
就是说, 他死了? As in, he's dead?
是啊. 他打通了另一个世界. Yeah. He broke on through to the other side.
天啊. 我感觉... Oh, my God. I'm...
我感觉好难过. I'm so sorry.
- 你还好么? - 很好啊. - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
你很好. You're fine.
很好. 非常好. Fine. I'm good.
然后他就留给我这些. And he left me those.
嘿,你去哪? 回来. Hey, where're you going? Come back here.
- 抓到你了! - 嗨! - Got you! - Hey!
你看起来不错. You look great.
- 谢了. 我应该把蛋糕放在... - 不错的蛋糕. - Thanks. I should get the cake in the... - That's a nice cake.
噢! Oh!
咋啦? What?
我的天! Oh, my God!
好可爱. How cute.
看起来 他们在做窝. It looks like they're nesting.
终于,你冰箱里有点东西了. Finally, you have something in your fridge.
- 昂? - 托马斯·波普? - Yeah? - Thomas Popper?
嗯-哼. Uh-huh.
琼斯，纽约动物园. Nat Jones, New York Zoo.
飞行鸟科. Flightless Bird Division.
您助手打电话说 您有"P"字母开头的难题. Your assistant called, the one with the "P" problem.
我是为企鹅而来的. I'm here for the penguin.
喔唔. Wow.
她没说有一群 She didn't tell me they were Gentoos.
你有多少只? How many do you have?
- 5只? - 6只. - Five? - Six.
6只! 更好了. Six! Oh, God. Even better.
- 怎么了? - 没甚么. - What's going on? - It's nothing.
我来应付. 那个给我留一块 Mmm! I'll take care of it. Hey, save me a piece of that. Mmm!
我的团队在楼下， 还有一辆检查设备齐全的面包车. I've got my team downstairs, and a fully equipped retrieval van.
那很好啊. Yeah, that's great.
但是, 你现在不能把企鹅带走. But listen, you can't actually take the penguins right now.
- 你说甚么? - 相信我, 我很愿意把它们给你. - What are you talking about? - Believe me, I'd love to give them to you.
但今天是我儿子生日, 他看到这些企鹅都疯狂了. But it's my kid's birthday, and he's crazy about them.
孩子,哥你懂的. You know kids.
我不懂. 我就懂企鹅. I don't know kids. I know penguins.
他们喜欢冰, 雪花和鱼. They like ice, snow and fish.
把它们放在纽约的公寓里, Put them in a New York apartment,
它们会生皮肤病的 they're gonna get beak rash and wing mange
尽最快的速度 把蜡烛吹了. faster than you can blow out your birthday candles.
- 皮肤病? - 很丑的皮肤病. - Wing mange? - It's not pretty.
这些动物是属于动物园的. Those animals belong in a zoo.
我收到了. 我只是不得不处理好与子女关系. Hey, I get it. I just have to take care of the politics.
波普先生, 不要推迟了. 把鸟鸟们给我. Mr. Popper, don't postpone the inevitable. Give me the birds.
非常乐意.它们早晚是你的. 但是现在不行. Yeahbsolutely. They're yours. Just not right now.
- 我会打给你的. Ok. - 好. 一会. - I'll call you. Okay. - Yeah. Soon.
我回来了. Hey, it's me.
他有6只. 而且很稀有. He's got six of them. And they're Gentoos.
现在不行, 我总会弄到手的. Not yet, but I'll get them.
那是什么? What was that?
那男人什么意思 "我来拿企鹅了"? What did that man mean, "I'm here for the penguins"?
噢,那个人啊? 他过来给企鹅洗澡的. Oh, that guy? He's here for their baths.
他真是洗澡的. 相信我, 你要给他们洗澡? He's the bather. Trust me, you're going to want them bathed.
我刚才告诉他晚点过来, I just told him to come back later,
因为我们的派队玩的正HI! because we're in the middle of a part-ay!
它们是我的, 对么? 我可以留着养么? They're mine, right? I can keep them?
开玩笑? 怎么问那么傻的问题? You kidding me? What kind of question is that?
我不知道,比利. I don't know, Billy.
我要是你的话,就要他给个承诺. I'd make him promise if I were you.
你承诺么, 波普? Do you promise me, Popper?
是的. Yes.
说出来. Say the words.
你也不想他们失望. You don't want to disappoint them.
我有让别人失望过吗? When did I ever disappoint anybody?
- 父子野餐. - 我的生日. - Father-son picnic. - My birthday.
我们去年的周年纪念日. Our last anniversary.
我发誓. I promise.
我们明天晚上能再过来吗? Can we come over again tomorrow night?
- 真的? - 求你了? - Really? - Please?
可以啊. 你呢, 珍妮? 你也来吧? Yeah. What about you, Janie? You, too?
是啊,我想这不会太糟糕吧. Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be too bad.
你认为呢, 宅男杀手? What do you think, buzz kill?
我自己的夜晚?我觉得我能熬过去. A night to myself? I think I'll survive.
谢谢,爸爸. 明天见. Thanks, Dad. I'll see you tomorrow.
- 今晚很开心. - 是啊. - It was a nice night. - Yeah.
- 我的孩子们想再过来玩. - 谁睬你是老几啊? - My kids want to come over. - Who gives a rat's butt?
没错就是这样. 祝你夜晚愉快. Fair enough. Have a good one.
人们喜欢大自然的声音. People love the sounds of nature.
可以助眠. 很美妙,很自然. Helps them sleep. It's beautiful. It's natural.
打扰一下. 打扰一下! 嗨! Excuse me. Excuse me! Hey!
嗯. 很好. Yeah. Good.
现在都闭嘴去睡觉. Now shut up and go to sleep.
不然我就跟你对按喇叭. Or I'll give you something to honk about.
好啦, 让开. All right, back off.
散开. 严肃的说. 我习惯独居了. Spread out. Seriously. I'm used to living alone.
不! 好贵的. No! Expensive.
哦! 啊! Oh! Ah!
嗨, 那是我的遥控器, 啄~啄个JJ. Hey, that's my remote, Pecky Peckerton.
哈. Huh.
你喜欢那个,是吧? You like that, huh?
他有幽默, 对吧? 就像企鹅一样. He's funny, right? Kind of like a penguin.
很好. 那能坚持运转一整天了. Good. That'll loop all day.
- 我想这是一个正式的事件. - 正是. - I suppose it's a formal event. - Precisely.
波普, 你去哪了? Popper, where have you been?
嗨, 伙计们. Hey, guys.
我们和凡·甘迪的人聊过了. We talked to Van Gundy's people.
他们说她拒绝了你. They say she turned you down flat.
伙伴们, 冷静一下. 人生苦短, Fellas, calm down. Life's too short,
特别是富兰克林. especially for Franklin.
我们认为这事可以信任你. We thought we could trust you with this.
嘿，驯服泼妇 不是一个独幕剧. Hey, Taming of the Shrew is not a one-act play.
你知道她是 几个慈善基金会的主席. You know that she's the chair of several charitable foundations.
其中一个基金会 One of those foundations is having a benefit
星期六在古根海姆有活动. at the Guggenheim Saturday.
波普先生将出席. And Mr. Popper will be present.
我想通了. I figured it out.
她要寻找人要有 诚信和品格. She's looking for somebody with integrity and character.
就像吉米史都华 (美国演员, 被形容为「美国的良心」) Somebody like Jimmy Stewart.
所以追寻这一点, And, doggone it,
我就要完全变成这样的人. that's exactly what I'm going to be.
我会用我自己的声音, 到那时. I'll use my own voice, though.
虽然，这是不可思议的。 来吧，把它给我. Although, that was uncanny. Come on, give it to me.
我们在期待结果, 波普. We expect some results, Popper.
在那之前,把你的名字从大理石板上去掉. And until we get them, you can keep your name off my marble slab.
以你的年龄不应该 讨论大理石板. A man your age shouldn't be talking about marble slabs.
我了解啦. I got this.
企鹅, 皮皮. 跟我说说. Penguins, Pippi. Talk to me.
根据您的困境, 我打印了Wikipedia的相关页面. Per your predicament, I printed a pertinent page from Wikipedia.
"巴布亚企鹅 可能依恋人类的说明 "Gentoo penguins may periodically imprint
"它们把某些特定的人 仿佛当成是企鹅一样. "on a particular person as if they were a penguin.
"一旦形成烙印, 它们将永久保持和人类近似代理父母的关系". "Once imprinted, they remain permanently proximate to their parental proxy".
真的是那么写的? Is it actually written that way?
我是照意思读的. I'm paraphrasing.
它们会形成烙印,好吧. They're imprinting, all right.
"有离奇的跟踪能力。 就在是很远的距离也可以找到对方". "Uncanny tracking ability. Can locate each other at great distance".
- 怎么让他们保持秩序? - 下一段. - What about keeping them in line? - Next paragraph.
"当在比较低的温度时,更加驯服". "Are more docile when kept at lower temperatures".
嗯... Hmm.
够冷了吗? 你舒服我就开心啦. 噢! Cold enough for you? Glad you're comfortable. Ow!
嗨! 这是手指, 这是鱼. 学着分清区别. Hey! This is a finger, this is a fish. Learn to tell the difference.
嗨, 孩子. Hey, kids.
很不错吧, 哈? 一点新鲜的空气. It's nice, huh? A little fresh air.
如果你保持运动,还挺不赖的. It's not bad if you keep moving.
船长, 咬咬, 臭臭! Captain, Bitey, Stinky!
企鹅需要很冷的环境, 否则他们会生病的. Penguins need it cold, otherwise they get wing mange.
爸, 你还好么? Dad, are you okay?
是啊. 再好不过了. Yeah. Never better.
我们带企鹅去公园吧. Let's take the penguins to the park.
比利, 不.假如它们跑了呢? Billy, no. What if they run off?
啊. Ah.
也许它们在这里是有点闷了. You know, maybe they are a little cooped-up in here.
孩子! 看这空间. Boy! Look at all this space.
都让你想探索一下了. Makes you want to spread out and explore.
迷一小会儿路. Get lost for a while.
羡慕人家会飞的? 不是吧? 你要闹哪样啊. Flight envy? Really? That's hilarious.
我不想说破的, 船长, 但你那都是鳍. I hate to break it to you, Captain, but those are fins.
我觉得你比起飞禽来更像鱼. I think you might be more fish than fowl.
老爸, 举起手来! Hey, Dad, heads-up!
噢! 我知道你要闹哪样了. 好吧. 看看你的能耐, 比利. Oh! I see how it's going to be. All right. Let's see what you got, Billy.
来啊, 珍妮. 来啊. 我们玩游戏去. Come on, Janie. Come on. Let's get a game going.
谢谢, 不了谢谢. Thanks, but no thanks.
- 哇哦! 来嘛. - 走吧. - Aw! Come on. - Let's go.
小波普对战大波普 看谁更厉害. Little Popper over to Big Popper. Looking for the flick-on.
传过来. 传过来. Pass it. Pass it.
回传小波普... 老木截断了. 传给吵吵, 谁在运球啊. Back to Little... Nimrod blocks it. Over to Loudy, who dribbles it.
啊! Ah!
公然冲撞犯规. Flagrant flatulation.
要吃黄牌的. Could be a yellow card.
小爱控球, 用嘴传给比利, 好象被咬咬断了. Lovey controls, beaks it over to Billy, who bends it like Bitey.
哦-NO. 捡起来,过来玩吧,珍妮. Uh-oh. Better pick it up. Come on, Janie.
你害怕什么? 玩不过一老头? What are you afraid of? Can't beat an old man?
"O-M-G, I'm too A-D-D to play with D-A-D. "O-M-G, I'm too A-D-D to play with D-A-D.
"愁眉苦脸". "Frowny face".
好. Fine.
太好了! All right!
听说女孩是弱势性别. You know, I heard that girls are the weaker sex.
你听到了么, 比利? Didn't you hear that, Billy?
哦耶. Yeah.
你怎么样? Are you okay?
对不起, 老爹. Sorry, Dad.
这真的是个意外. It really was an accident.
是啊,我悲剧了. 你俩都会大力射门. Yeah, I get it. You both have power shots.
波普先生. Mr. Popper.
你猜怎么着? 我戴了新的隐形眼镜, Hey, guess what? I got new contact lenses,
换言之, 我能看到更多了, I.E. I can see more now,
换言之... 我依然能看到个6非法宠物 I.E... I can still see your six illegal pets.
现在得了吧“鹰眼”? 我们走吧, 孩子们. Are we cool now, Hawkeye? Let's go, kids.
各位各位. 我在大堂发现了它. Hey, everybody. I found him in the lobby.
啊-哦. Oh, oops.
我想这感觉就好像,你在梅西的时候把珍妮弄丢了. I figured it was like that time you lost Janie at Macy's.
你把我弄丢了? You lost me?
没丢. You were never lost.
我只是没有和你保持视觉上的接触. I simply failed to maintain visual contact.
都不到一个小时. It was less than an hour.
他们都喜欢在这里. They are liking it here.
- 你想让他们在这里过夜么? - 真的? - Do you want to keep them overnight? - Really?
- Yeah. - Cool. - Yeah. - Cool.
我和瑞克要庆祝下. And Rick and I are celebrating.
- 你被批准了. - 是的. - You got the grant. - Yes.
哇. 我真心为你高兴. Wow. I'm really happy for you.
谢谢你. Thank you.
我正打算去加纳的时候 把孩子们留在我妈妈身边. You know, I was planning on having them stay at Mom's when we're in Ghana.
你真的要去加纳了. You're actually going to Ghana, then.
只是3个星期. Just for three weeks.
他们也许能和你呆上好几个夜晚了. Maybe they could spend a few nights with you.
孩子们, 你们想和爸爸一起住么? Hey, kids. Do you want to stay the night with your dad?
- 想. - 太好了. - Yeah. - Sweet.
- Ok. - 就这么定了. - Okay. - All right.
- 晚安. - 安, 妈妈. - Good night. - Good night, Mom.
安安, 妈咪. Good night, Mommy.
晚安. Good night.
晚安, 吵吵. You, too, Loudy.
- 拜. - 拜. - Bye. - Bye.
你喜欢妈妈. You like Mom.
才不咧. I do not.
就算我喜欢她. 我也不知道她可喜欢我. I mean, I like her. I don't know if she likes me.
她有提到过我吗? Does she talk about me?
你表现的很奇怪. You're acting weird.
这是我最喜欢的部分, 就在这里. Look, this is my favorite part, right here.
波普先生, 我购买了您特别要求的香槟. Mr. Popper, I purchased the special champagne per your request.
好. 在古根海姆博物馆, 一切都要像上了发条一样有条不紊. Good. Everything needs to be clockwork at the Guggenheim.
这可能是我们和凡·甘迪 接触的最后一次机会了. This could be our last chance with Van Gundy.
我需要聘请一个保姆么? And should I be procuring a babysitter?
非常需要. Yeahbsolutely.
现在说下标准工时. 做做家务什么的. So we're talking standard hours. A little light housekeeping.
你可能需要把大衣穿上, 不然就不是"感冒"而是"感死"了. And you might want to do that coat up, you'll catch your death in there.
但是到现在为止... But as far as the...
当说到照顾... When you're taking care of...
只要让他们呆在电视机前就好了. Just plunk them in front of the TV.
- 非常好. - 嗯. - Perfect. - Yeah.
那现在,要不要见先孩子们? So, should we meet the kids?
对. 好. 这边. Sure. Yeah. Come on over.
他们在这. Here they are.
你10点回来? So you will be home by 10:00?
最迟. At the latest.
只要保持卓别麟电影的播放, 它们不会乱跑的. Just keep the Chaplin movies going, they'll zone right out.
你好, 波普先生. Hello, Mr. Popper.
它们怎么样了? How are they doing?
你担心的真像个新妈妈. 牠们太可爱了. You are worried like a new mother. It is adorable.
是啊, 我知道. Ok, 把我手机关了. Yeah, I know. Okay, turning my phone off.
Ok. 晚安. Okay. Good night.
我听到的尖叫, 咯咯笑,还有起哄的声音 I'm hearing shrieking, cackling and trumpeting sounds
从那所公寓里传出来的. coming from that apartment.
现在,要么是波普先生和我妈约会去了, Now, either Mr. Popper is hanging out with my mother,
要么就是我疯掉了. or I'm losing my mind.
你现在肯定是... No, you're definitely...
我告诉你 那人肯定在计划什么. I am telling you that man is up to something.
我听到"啪嗒啪嗒"像软软的脚走路的声音 就来自那公寓里. I hear the pitter-patter of floppy feet coming from inside that apartment.
我感觉现在都听到了. I feel like I can hear them now.
抱歉, 肯特. Sorry, Kent.
至于我而言， 波普先生是一个理想的租户. As far as I'm concerned, Mr. Popper is an ideal tenant.
伙计,目标是什么? Bubbly. Where is the target?
在哪, 毕沙罗绘画附近. Up there, proximate to the Pissarro painting.
你看起来真美. You look pretty.
- 她从来没有看过那些花... - 凡·甘迪夫人... - So, she never did see the flowers... - Mrs. Van Gundy...
多么意外的惊喜啊. What a pleasant surprise.
波普先生, 我多想也这么说. Mr. Popper. I wish I could say the same.
看你说的.我喜欢,呵呵. You're dry. I like that. Oh, please.
凡·甘迪夫人只喝Krug (最顶级的香槟品牌之一). Mrs. Van Gundy only drinks Krug.
哦,好哎! Oh, yeah!
喝点吗? May I?
1992? 糟透的香槟. 1992? It's a ghastly vintage.
我还是喝免费的吧. I'll take the free stuff.
- 塞尔玛! - 哦, 泰伦斯. - Selma! - Oh, Terrence.
祝贺你啊,塞尔玛. 所有的东西都无可挑剔. Congratulations, Selma. Everything is impeccable.
哦,谢谢. Oh, thank you.
"1992. 糟透的香槟". "1992. Ghastly vintage".
"我还是喝免费的吧". "I'll take the free stuff".
"泰伦斯!" "Terrence!"
继续游戏. Stay in the game.
Mmm. 我打赌某处一定有个巨大的句子, Mmm. I bet there's a giant sentence somewhere,
在找结束的句号. looking for an ending.
波普先生, 如果你打算说服我卖你小酒馆, Mr. Popper, if you're trying to convince me to sell you the Tavern,
我怕你在浪费时间. I'm afraid you're wasting your time.
我们聊聊酒馆吧, 你过来不就为了这个么. Let's not talk about the Tavern, because that's not why I'm here.
凡·甘迪夫人, Mrs. Van Gundy,
你想知道我值不值得, 我了解. you want to know what I'm worth. I get that.
波普先生, 这是本季的重要的文化事件. Mr. Popper, this is the premier cultural event of the season.
我一丝不苟的举办这个晚会 I've organized this evening very precisely
我不能允许任何事情扰乱它, 尤其是你. and I can't have anything disrupting it, especially you.
我想现在你可能意识到了... Now, one might think you would have realized that by now.
噢! Oh!
哇哦! 他们在下面演奏的曲子太好听了. Wow! What a beautiful piece of music they're playing down there.
我们能去下面跳舞么? May I have this dance, down there?
你真顽强, 波普. 我同意和你跳舞. You're tenacious, Popper. I'll give you that.
我希望你能跟上我的节奏. I hope you can keep up with me.
好, 好的,我们快点. 曲子要演奏完了. Yeah, well, let's hurry. We're missing it.
- 女士优先. - 谢谢. - Here you go. - Thank you.
- 那是企鹅么? - Hmm. 肯定是展览的一部分. - Are those penguins? - Hmm. Must be part of the exhibit.
什么声音? What is that noise?
- 比普! - 没什么. 集中注意力. - Popper! - It's nothing. Stay focused.
不要扯我裙子! Get it off me!
是谁搞出来的? Who is responsible for this?
我想是她. My money is on her.
这是不是什么环境保护主义者的抗议? Is this some kind of environmentalist protest?
太可耻了! 不要对我撒谎 This is disgraceful! Don't lie to me.
哈? Huh?
啊. Ah.
我不喜欢你, 我不需要你, I don't like you, I don't need you,
我一辈子都不想要你! I don't want you in my life!
走吧. Come on.
这家伙太外行了. This guy is a complete amateur.
我打算节省点时间, 马上行动了. I just got to pick my moment, then make my move.
皮皮, 古根海姆博物馆是一个惨败. Pippi, the Guggenheim was a fiasco.
帮我再约见下凡·甘迪. Get me another meeting with Van Gundy.
立刻去. Pronto.
我正打算那么说的. I was going to say that.
嘿,爸爸.我们来玩捉迷藏 船长当"鬼". Hey, Dad, come play hide and seek. Captain's "it".
我还不想跟它们说话. I'm still not speaking to them.
甚么?发生什么事了? What? What happened?
没什么,我很好,比利,我们该走了. Nothing. I'm fine. Billy, it's time to go.
- 珍妮, 怎么了? - 我说了我很好. - Janie, what happened? - I said I'm fine.
我知道以前我弄砸过, Hey, I know I kind of blew it before,
但是我现在对提供意见还蛮在行的. but I'm actually pretty good at giving advice.
妈妈来了.我们要走了. Mom is here. We've got to go.
珍妮,我是想帮你的. Janie, come on. I want to help.
是么?好吧听着. Really? Fine. Here it is.
麦迪逊和库珀基冈分手了 然后和布兰登杨在一起. Madison broke up with Cooper Keegan to go out with Brandon Yee.
- 太白了. - 因此，库珀发短信给布列塔尼说 - Brandy. - So Cooper texted Brittany to see
如果我去跳雪球舞. if I was going to the Snowball Dance.
她会说, "不,她不会跳," 所以我现在好绝望,看起来像个笨蛋. And she is all, "No, she's not going," so now I look all desperate and dumb.
太完美的,对吧? So, great, right?
库珀邀请我去跳雪球舞, 但他从来不打电话给我. Cooper is gonna ask me to the Snowball Dance, but he never calls.
而现在，布列塔尼告诉所有人， 麦迪逊在第3阶段吻了他. And now Brittany's telling everybody that Madison kissed him in the third period.
但后来我听到 布列塔尼也喜欢他 But then I hear that Brittany likes him, too,
所以我现在脑子好混乱! so I don't know what to think!
就是这样. 你有什么意见, 爸? So there it is. What do you got, Dad?
额..再说下,谁是布列塔尼? Well, who is Brittany again?
布列塔尼是麦迪逊的BFF (Boy Friend's Friend). Brittany is Madison's BFF.
麦迪逊的大胖朋友 (Big Fat Friend),明白了. Madison's Big Fat Friend. Got it.
珍妮! Hold住, hold住. 珍妮. Janie! Hold on, hold on. Janie.
听着, 甜心. 也许这并不是天注定的. Look, sweetheart. Maybe this just wasn't meant to be.
不要浪费你的眼泪. 还有很多其他男孩. Don't waste your tears. There's going to be a lot of other guys.
你会一遍又一遍的经历这些事情. I mean, you're going to go through this over and over.
等你到了我这个年纪, By the time you're my age,
你根本就不记得 Keaven Coover是谁?. you're not even going to remember Keaven Coover.
Coover Keeven? Coover Keeven?
Kee... Coover... Kee... Coover...
Keiver Coover? Keiver Coover?
那就干脆忘掉,继续前进? So just forget about it and move on?
完全正确. Exactly.
很好, 谢谢. 我感觉好多了. Great, thanks. I feel much better.
是个好建议. It's good advice.
也许她根本不需要建议,晓得吗? You know what, maybe she doesn't want advice.
也许她只是需要个能够倾听的爸爸. Maybe she just wants you to be her dad and listen.
假如我的建议是令人惊喜的呢? But what if my advice is amazing?
晚安, 波普. Good night, Popper.
你不相信是太可惜了. It's a shame to waste it.
麦迪逊亲了酷肛. 不, 库珀. 库珀! Madison kissed Keeper Coogan. No, Cooper. Cooper!
亲了裤薄... Kissed Cooper...
甚么?我在这附近不能拥有30秒的隐私? What? I can't get 30 seconds of privacy around here?
你想要什么?鱼?卓别麟? What do you want? Fish? Chaplin?
我不应该猜测, 我应该倾听. I'm not supposed to guess, I'm just supposed to listen.
好吧,我在听了. 来吧,聪明人,要什么? All right, I'm listening. Come on, smart guy, what is it?
你想要甚么? What do you wonk?
不公平. Not fair.
来吧. Come on.
噢! Oh!
我做了啥?嗨! Did I do that? Hey!
嗨! Hey!
这就是你想告诉我的事? Is that what you were trying to tell me?
嗨, 还有谁想试下? 过来. Hey, anybody else want to try? Come on.
你看起来很涨.打开炸弹舱门! You look full. Open the bomb bay doors!
哇哦! Whoa!
你太捧了... That is some good...
站住! 停下! Stay! Stay!
或者...过来 Or come.
亲爱的主啊, 谢谢你赐我们食物. Dear Lord, thank you for the food we are about to eat.
请使用您强大力量 来停止极地冰盖的融化. Please use your mighty power to stop the melting of the polar ice caps.
啊门. Amen.
把盐递过来好么? 我自己拿吧. Could you pass the salt? I'll get it.
嗨,小孩,看这个. Hey, kids. Check this out.
大家准备好了么? Everybody ready?
滑步,开舞,踏步. 滑步,开舞,弓步. And, shuffle, ball, step. Shuffle, ball, lunge.
踏步,开舞,转身, 踏步,开舞,转身, 踏步,开舞,转身, Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change.
给个词儿! Word!
托尼要说"妈妈咪呀"了! And the Tony goes to Mamma Mia!
因为有些人没有拿出排练的水平. because somebody didn't show up for rehearsals.
不点名儿啦. Not mentioning names.
老木. Nimrod.
帅呆了 That's awesome.
- 很吊哦, 哼? - 耶. - Pretty cool, huh? - Yeah.
不错哟. Good job, you guys.
无论什么情况, 我都在这里呢甜心. Whatever it is, I'm here for you, sweetie.
放松, 没什么大不了的. Relax, it's no big deal.
只不过是库珀刚才邀请我去雪球舞了. But Cooper Keegan just asked me to the Snowball Dance.
裤薄基肛! Cooper Keegan!
Oh, 我的天. 我需要个裙子. Oh, my gosh. I need a dress.
OMG. LGB1. OMG. LGB1.
- 甚么? - Oh, my God. Let's go buy one.(咱去买个) - What? - Oh, my God. Let's go buy one.
你说你? You mean you?
正是啊. Yeahbsolutely.
Ok. Okay.
老爹, 我穿所有的都好丑喔. Dad, I look terrible in all of these.
好吧, 我很想看看其中一条. Well, I would love to see one of them.
这样吧, 不管你现在穿的是什么, I tell you what, whatever you've got on right now,
穿出来,到可视区域,让我们看看. just bring it on out to the viewing area so we can view it.
好吧. Fine.
哇哦,你看起来真的美呆了. Wow. You actually look beautiful.
对,是哦. Yeah, right.
爸? Dad?
你是个天使. You're an angel.
少来了. Shut up.
我做出来的. I made that.
甚么? What?
以后再跟你说. I'll tell you about it later.
- Hi, 小鸟们. - Hi, 小鸟. - Hi, birds. - Hi, birds.
我拿来了小吃. Let me get you a snack.
OMG. OMG.
爸! Dad!
No. No.
No! No!
小爱. Lovey.
蛋蛋? Eggs?
哦,企鹅宝宝? So, baby penguins?
企鹅宝宝! Baby penguins!
或者三个企鹅煎蛋饼. Or a three-penguin omelet.
- 爸! - 嗯~! - Dad! - Mmm!
- 阿曼达. - 啊? - Amanda. - Hello?
你得过来看下. You got to come over.
- 嘿. - 哦. 你把瑞克带来了. - Hey. - Oh. You brought Rick.
是啊, 我们在约会. 友好点. Yeah, we were on a date. Be nice.
嘿,哇哦, 吃了没, 小朋友们. Hey. Wow. Greetings, little friend.
嘿. 你叫啥名? Hey. What's your name?
哦! Ow!
瑞克,咬咬. 咬咬.瑞克 Rick, Bitey. Bitey, Rick.
嘿. Hey.
这家伙是谁? Who's this fella?
臭臭. Stinky.
- 那是它说"吃了没"的方式. - 呀. - That's his way of saying "Greetings". - Yeah.
嘿,要不然,我还是在车里等你吧. Hey, you know what? I'll meet you in the car.
过来, 你一定要看看这个. 来啊. Come on, you got to see this. Come on.
什么...要我看什么? 什么... What... What am I looking at? What...
看一个奇迹, 就像这样. Just a miracle, that's all.
- Hold住, 难道是... - 蛋蛋. 有3粒. - Hold on, is that... - Eggs. Three of them.
- 哇哦. - 耶啊. - Wow. - Yeah.
太神奇了. Amazing.
嘿,看谁要当爸爸了,哈? Hey, look who is a new dad again. Huh?
这真是太酷了. It's really kind of cool.
他们用这些小石头做窝. They use those stones to make their nest.
真的吗? Really?
老木都不太能搞清楚状况. Nimrod hasn't quite figured it out yet.
是啊,但你看,他也很细心. Yeah, but look. He's so attentive.
他们要单独呆很长时间 They have to separate for long periods of time
为了找鱼. just to find fish.
嗯. Hmm.
对他们来说一定很艰难,对吧? It must be kind of hard on them. Huh?
他们总是一起回来. They always get back together, though.
那挺好的. That's nice.
自然本性. It's natural.
妈, 爸想问你愿意和他一起吃晚饭不. Mom, Dad wants to know if you'll have dinner with him.
- 啥? - 比利, 我不知道那... - What? - Billy, I don't know if that's...
妈, 就这样吧. Mom, just do it.
你觉得这件衬衫怎么样? What do you think of this shirt?
有没有让我显得很苍白? Does it make me look pale?
我知道啊. 这里还有点小冷. I know they are. It's a little cold in here.
你怎么能这么说? How dare you?
噢. Oh.
你行.你打算让我这样出门? 你算啥朋友么. Nice. You were going to let me go out like that. Some friend you are.
我预定到了让·乔治的桌子, I got a reservation at Jean-Georges,
这几乎是不可能的 除非你约会唐纳德. which is almost impossible unless you're dating The Donald.
那是不可能的. Which I am not willing to do.
你们在家乖乖啊? 不是我不相信你们. Are you guys going to be okay? Not that I don't trust you.
我只是担心,而已. I just worry, that's all.
皮皮? Pipperoni.
波普先生, 凡甘迪打电话来了... Mr. Popper, Van Gundy phoned...
请求您光临公园的饭店. requesting your presence at the property in the park.
- 现在? - 请准时. - Now? - Please be punctual.
Ok, 告诉她我会去的. Okay, tell her I'll be there.
我要一石二鸟了. I guess I'll kill two birds with one stone.
这只是个比喻. It's a metaphor.
额... Uh...
是啊,我们宁愿坐在这里.是呀. Yeah, we'd prefer to sit over here. Yeah.
谢谢. Thank you.
哦, 谢了. Oh, thanks.
你在找人么? Are you looking for someone?
不,只是感受下房间的气氛. No. Just taking in the ambience of the room.
30年都没怎么变化. It hasn't changed in 30 years.
好象有种腐朽的魅力. It's got sort of a decaying charm.
- Ok,那桌子怎么了 - 甚么? - Okay, what is it with that table? - What?
你的表情跟看到鬼了一样. You look like you've seen a ghost.
没,我好的很. No, I'm fine.
托姆,跟我有啥不能说的. Thom, it's me.
我老爸,只要在家的时候,都会带我来这里. My dad used to bring me here whenever he was home.
- 是么? - 嗯. - Yeah? - Yeah.
那是我们的桌子. That was our table.
他经常带给我一些纪念品 He used to give me these souvenirs he'd bring
从他难以置信的冒险的道路上收集的. from his incredible adventures on the road.
这是看到他唯一的机会. It was about the only time I ever got to see him.
谢谢,老爸. Thanks, Dad.
其实是个很好的回忆呢. It's actually a good memory.
有时候也是最差的. Sometimes they're the worst.
我们结婚15年了, We were married for 15 years,
你从来都没跟我提起过. and you have never told me that.
嗯... Hmm.
你是个超复杂的男人,波普先生. You are a complicated man, Mr. Popper.
我不清楚. I don't know.
我想要这个老地方仍然保留着. I think this old place has still got it.
我们去哪? Where are we going?
那是我的问题 你的任务是找个讨人喜欢的地方. That's for me to know and you to find adorable.
哦,真的? Oh, really?
是的. Yes.
右, 左. 右, 左. 右. Right, left. Right, left. Right.
反正,我们和奖牌无缘了. 不过至少玩的很开心. Well, we're out of the medals. But we had a good time.
这招不错. Nice trick.
我不敢相信,我们竟然玩这个. I can't believe we're doing this.
很久以前,我带了个女孩来这里. I brought a girl here once, a long time ago.
当时关门了, 所以我们破门而入,偷了溜冰鞋. It was closed, so we broke in and stole skates.
她听起来很有吸引力. She sounds amazing.
我也这么认为. I thought so.
等她上了冰面, 就像小丑一样. Then she got on the ice, and she was kind of a clutz.
我觉得她可能是想打动你 I think she was just trying to impress you.
你记得船屋么? You remember the boathouse?
噢,那个船屋. Oh, the boathouse.
- 对啊,那里出乎意料的暖和呢. - 是啊是啊. - Yeah, it was surprisingly warm in there. - Yes, it was.
- 是啊. - 是啊. - Yeah. - Yep.
- 嗯-hmm. - 嗯-hmm. - Mmm-hmm. - Mmm-hmm.
不知道那里现在有什么不同呢. I don't know what happened there.
我想我们的关系已渐入佳境了. I think we just hit a rough patch.
我们比赛吧. I'll race you.
做的好,你学会了. That's good, you got it.
还想要么? 还要么? Want some more? Want some more?
- 你让他进来了? - 他有徽章. - You let him in? - He had a badge.
- 动物园的徽章. - 看这个... - A badge from the zoo. - Look at this.
嗨!离那些企鹅远点. Hey! Step away from the penguins.
这些鸟儿生蛋了,波普先生. These birds have eggs, Mr. Popper.
他们需要一个完整的的兽医团队. They need a full veterinary workup.
是么,假如我需要个兽医团队, Yeah? Well, if I get worked up,
你就需要让他们给你整整你的脸. you're going to need a workup of your face.
是不是啊? Really?
关于动物的照顾,你有些很有趣的想法啊 波普先生. You've got some interesting ideas about animal care, Mr. Popper.
你坚持让它们呆在电视机前? You stick them in front of the TV?
是啊,卓别麟,是经典. Yeah. Chaplin. A classic.
你的冰箱里还被做了个窝. You've got one nesting in the produce bin of your refrigerator.
你知道啥. 那是个奶酪抽屉. Just shows what you know. That's a cheese drawer.
塔塔酱鱼片三明治? Fish fillet sandwich with tartar sauce?
你觉得这是健康动物的饮食? Is this your idea of a healthy animal diet?
噢!证据!你叫CSI来. Ooh! Evidence! Call CSI.
你放的诬陷我. You planted this.
你根本就不知道 你对这些鸟儿做了什么. You have no idea what you're doing with these birds.
搞的好像你是企鹅专家一样. Like you're some kind of penguin expert.
我就是企鹅专家. I am a penguin expert.
是, 但是... 是么, 好吧. Yeah, but... Yeah, okay.
现在我要带着这些鸟儿 去一个适当的家. It's time for me to take these birds and put them in a proper home.
你给不了他们所需要的. You aren't giving them what they need.
我恰恰给了所有他们需要的. I am giving them exactly what they need.
是么?你给了他们什么? What? What are you giving them?
我给了爱. I am giving them love.
爱? Love?
好吧,听起来很奇怪 但是你逼我说的 Well, it sounds weird when you make me say it.
他们不是孩子,波普先生. 他们是动物. These aren't children, Mr. Popper. They're animals.
他们需要食物,他们需要雪地. They need food. They need snow.
而每过一段时间， 其中一些会被鲸鱼吃掉. And every once in a while, one of them needs to be eaten by a whale.
嘿! Hey!
你想知道他们爱的是谁? You want to know who they love?
我告诉你他们爱的是谁. I'll tell you who they love.
无论是谁,只要拿着鱼. Whoever is holding the fish.
叛徒. Traitors.
醒醒吧, 波普. Wake up, Popper.
这些企鹅只能生存在动物园或者南极洲. These penguins can only survive in the zoo or Antarctica.
所以,迟早 我是要带这些企鹅走的. So, sooner or later, I will take these penguins.
奥米加三（Omega-3）, 皮. Omega-3s, Pip.
企鹅的需求摆在我们前面. Penguins are way ahead of us on this.
波普先生,我很困惑. Mr. Popper, I'm perplexed.
这跟凡·甘迪的问题有什么联系? How does this pertain to the Van Gundy problem?
凡·甘迪? 多拿点那个. 多拿点. Van Gundy? Lots of that. Lots of that.
请告诉我,您已经有计划了. Please tell me you have a plan.
我总是计划着的,皮皮. I always have a plan, Pippi.
它们很新鲜. They're fresh.
哦,是么?我怎么闻着像漂白水? Oh, really? Why do I smell bleach?
波普先生, 我们已经按照计划进行了 Mr. Popper, we're being pressed for progress.
也许我能帮你照顾企鹅们. Perhaps I could pamper the penguins for you.
你需要努力才能够升迁. You need to procure your promotion.
不,皮皮. 我们需要的是鱿鱼,大量的鱿鱼. No, Pippi. What we need is squid, and plenty of them.
外面的天气很恐怖啊 The weather outside is frightful
火都烧的那么清新脱俗. The fire is so delightful
因为没地方去了 Since there's no place to go
咱就造雪吧! 下雪了! 下雪了! Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
噢!早啊,孩子们. 宝宝要出生了. Oh! Good morning, kids. Babies on the way.
得准备好了. Got to get ready.
小企鹅需要一个28度的冰架.在顶上撒点粉末. Young Gentoos need an ice shelf at 28 degrees. A little powder on top.
这就对了,我也是企鹅专家了. That's right. I'm kind of a penguin expert.
哦! Oh!
嗨!不能在房间里,年轻人. Hey, not in the house, young lady.
而且,当你做个这样的东西 打人还真挺疼的. Besides, when you pack this stuff down, you could really hurt somebody.
来吧,咱俩干掉他,比利! Come on, let's get him, Billy!
你要自作自受了. You're begging for it.
看着,等下. 看看这帽子能装多少! Here, hold on. Look how much can go in this hat!
看帽子能装多少雪! Look how much can go in this hat!
哈! Ah!
额-哦! Uh-oh!
拿只笔吧,波普. Grab a pen, Popper.
我打算给你联系家非常好的搬家公司. I'm going to hook you up with the number of a very good moving company.
喔! Ow!
- 嘿. - 哇哦. - Hey. - Wow.
我觉得我听到你妈妈打电话了. I think I hear your mama calling.
肯特! 肯特! Kent! Kent!
你只是在拖延不可避免的事情, 波普. You're only delaying the inevitable, Popper.
我会把这事儿告诉业主委员会的. I'll be telling the board about this.
孩子们,醒醒. 你们不会想错过这个的. Kids, wake up. You don't want to miss this.
我们要干吗? What are we doing?
嘘! Shh!
哇哦.酷... Wow. Cool.
它出来了. POPPER: Here it comes.
- 出来了,出来了. - 看哪! - It's coming. - Look at that.
- 爸,你看! - 是啊. - Dad, look. - Yeah.
- 老天 另一个. - 看啊,看哪,看啊. - Holy cow, another one. - Look, look, look.
这是另一个. It's another one.
让我想起了你们俩. Reminds me of you guys.
Rangers (纽约的一支冰上曲棍球队) 要攻门了 前面空无一人. Rangers on a breakaway! They're out in the open ice.
Crosby (匹兹堡企鹅队队长)！ 向前冲啊! Crosby! There's nothing but daylight!
- 没门儿. - Crosby,回防!回防! - No way. - Can Crosby back-check? Back-check!
- 噢!抱歉. - 嘿,老爹. - Oh! Sorry. - Hey, Dad.
- 我记得你的编号了! - 喔~~我好怕怕哦. - I got your number, okay? - Ooh! I'm so scared.
妈. Mom.
这地方聚到一起了哈 The place is coming together, huh?
马上就散架了. Or apart.
船长还没当爸爸呢,嗯? Captain's still waiting to be a dad, huh?
妈,是哦,还没呢. 女人也能当船长. Mom. Yeah, that's right. A woman can be a captain.
我们不能容忍这所房子里有性别偏见. We don't tolerate gender bias in this house.
- 是嘛? - 但互相监督是容许的. - Really? - Cross-checking is okay, though.
- 打了5分钟的架. - 哦,哥们儿. - Five minutes for fighting. - Oh, man.
你发誓,等小企鹅出壳了要打电话给我. You promise to call me when it hatches.
发誓,无论什么时候. Promise. Any day now.
别担心,船长. Don't worry, Captain.
小家伙只是不太着急. The little fella is just taking his time.
而且我打赌,他肯定是个伟大的飞行员. And I bet he'll be a great flyer.
你睡着了. You're falling asleep.
不,还没. No, I'm not.
嗯,那是我的问题了. Hmm. It must be me.
你真的该去睡觉了. You really should go to bed.
额-啊. Uh-uh.
我不会离开他的,他也是波普家的. I'm not leaving him. He's a Popper.
晚安. Good night.
噢!嘿,伙计们. Oh! Hey, guys.
我们已经发了7条信息了. We've left seven messages.
你脸色不好啊,波普. You look terrible, Popper.
关于小酒馆,我们什么新消息都没听到. We haven't heard anything about the Tavern.
- 你一直在干嘛? - 嗯. 这个... 嗯... - What have you been doing? - Uh. Well... Um...
我想皮皮已经告诉你了, 我一直在跟感冒作战 I'm sure Pippi told you, I've been kind of fighting a cold.
肺炎. Pneumonia.
让开! Move!
搞甚么... What the...
如果我知道你们要过来 我就事先收拾这地方了, If I'd have known you guys were coming, I'd have cleaned this place up,
使用了旧磨冰机吧. fired up the old Zamboni.
女佣周三来. The maid comes on Wednesdays.
他脑子进水了. He's gone insane.
我以前见过他这样. I've seen this before.
他的情况就像Howard Hughes (休斯飞机公司创办人) 发疯时那样. This is exactly what happened with Howard Hughes.
因为你老了. Because you're old.
波普. Popper.
小酒馆? The Tavern?
噢!小酒馆. Oh! The Tavern.
小酒馆是个有趣的项目. The Tavern is an interesting project.
对于小酒馆我有很多很多的想法. I have lots of ideas about the Tavern.
看在老天的份上! 振作起来. For God's sakes, man! Pull yourself together.
你家房子里全是企鹅. Your house is full of penguins.
我知道,我知道. I know. I know.
我知道看起来很糟. I know how it looks.
但是,只剩一个蛋了. But it's just one more egg.
只要等它破壳了,我就过来. And as soon as it hatches, I'm there.
富兰克林,我为你工作多久了? Franklin, how long have I worked for you?
你知道我错过了多少次球赛, You know how many soccer games I've skipped?
多少次舞蹈表演? And dance recitals?
我们营营役役是为了甚么? What are we doing this for, anyway?
有些事你就是不容错过的 There are just some things you can't afford to miss.
太迟了, 我们失去他了 波普,你被解雇了. It's too late, we've lost him. Popper, you're fired.
Ok. Okay.
祝你未来的事业走好运, 波普. Best of luck in your future endeavors, Popper.
不胜感激 Appreciate it.
孵化,孵化,孵化,孵化! Hatch, hatch, hatch, hatch!
孵化,孵化,孵化! 孵化,孵化,孵化! Hatch, hatch, hatch! Hatch, hatch, hatch!
好了,差不多该破壳了. 我能感觉到,差不多了. Okay, it's going to happen. I feel it. It's happening.
现在就要破壳了. 现在就要破壳了. It's happening right now. It's happening right now.
我要给它神奇一触. I'm going to give it the touch.
全身心的信念. 满满的信仰. Total belief. Total faith.
加油. Come on.
哇哦. Wow.
嗯. Mmm.
我警告过你的,波普先生. I tried to warn you, Mr. Popper.
你没有设备来应付这样的事情. You're just not equipped for this.
也许你应该让我 照顾它们一段时间. Maybe you should let me take care of them for a while.
如果自由女神像 What if the Statue of Liberty
有一个朋友? had a friend?
Ok,大家! Okay, people!
不要游手好闲了. No more loafing around.
发生什么事了,老乡? What's the matter, folks?
你见过僵尸没有? You've never seen a zombie before?
是的,"活死人黎明" (经典的僵尸片). 我吃脑子,嘟囔着名字. That's right, it's the Dawn of the Dead. I'm eating brains and taking names.
马歇尔，打电话拿分区地图, Marshall, get Zoning on the phone,
我想知道,什么时候可以破土动工 I want to know how soon we can break ground.
提醒他们,市长连任的基金是我们捐赠的. Remind them of our donation to the Mayor's re-election fund.
哦哥们,从这里看纽约,百看不厌的. Boy, I never get tired of looking at New York from here.
我喜欢你布置的这些. I love what you've done with the place.
波普,你来这干吗? Popper, what are you doing here?
我在做件好事,富兰克林. 我决定回来工作. I'm on a mission of mercy, Franklin. I decided to take you back.
你要回来?我们已经把你炒了. You're taking us back? We fired you.
没事,别担心.我已经原谅你们了. All is forgiven then, don't worry about it.
让我带你加快速度. Let me bring you up to speed.
我们正在和凡·甘迪玩关键的一局. I've been playing hardball with Van Gundy.
我告诉她的孩子们 我们提供一亿美元. I told her kids we were offering $100 million.
我建议他们让她的生活困难 直到她接受为止, I suggested they make her life difficult until she accepts,
所以,他们都搬回家住了. so they've all moved back home.
凡·甘迪夫人计划 明天开个新闻发布会. Mrs. Van Gundy has planned a press conference for tomorrow.
她希望我们所有人都在场. She wants us all present.
我们要失陪了, If you'll excuse us,
因为要先把有关公文整理好. we have to unpack.
波普回来了! Popper's back!
哦,嗨,伙计们! Oh, hey, guys!
-嗨,爸爸. - Hi. - Hey, Dad. - Hi.
嗨,你感觉如何啊? Hey, how are you feeling?
是啊,你还好吧爸爸? Yeah, Dad, are you okay?
没事, 好的很. Yeah, I'm fine.
你们进去之前, Before you go in there,
我认为有必要告诉你们, 有些地方变了. I think I should tell you, there has been a couple of changes.
他们呢? Where are they?
他们很好, 他们没事. 他们在动物园. They're okay, they're fine. They're at the zoo.
你知道么? 那里才是最适合他们呆的地方. And you know what? It's really the best place for them.
他们现在可能在冰水游泳池里呢. They're probably in an icy pool right now.
吃不完的鱼. 全日制企鹅按摩师. All the fish they can eat. Full-time penguin masseuse.
整个事情像由 摩根弗里叙说的那样温暖. The whole thing's being narrated by Morgan Freeman.
你把他们送到别处 关在笼子里? You sent them away to some cage?
比利, 他们是鸟儿. 他们不会像我们一样感受到情绪. Billy, they're birds. They don't feel things the way we do.
- 托姆,我不认为... - 别烦恼了,妈妈. - Thom, I don't think... - Don't bother, Mom.
来吧,伙计. Come on, guys.
我们曾经很开心过, 不过现在要现实一点了. We had fun, but it's time to get back to reality.
我们有足球. 我们有雪球舞. We got soccer. We got the Snowball Dance.
我不去了 那个傻B的雪球舞. I'm not going to the stupid Snowball Dance.
库珀邀请了其他人. Cooper Keegan asked somebody else.
珍妮 Janie,
有时候男人就会让人失望. sometimes boys are gonna disappoint you.
我失望的人不是他. I'm not disappointed in him.
珍妮! Janie!
我们应该怎么做? What was I supposed to do?
不如不要那么麻木? How about feel something?
噢! Oh!
别啊. Please.
我感觉好极了. I feel great.
我看见你和那只蛋,我看到了! I saw you with that egg. I saw you!
那不是真正的我. That wasn't me.
那只是一个梦 一个人和企鹅生活在一起的梦. That was a dream where people live with penguins.
孩子们喜欢它们. 所有的蛋都孵化了. And their kids love them. And all the eggs hatch.
醒醒吧! So wake up!
哇哦. Wow.
我觉得我醒了. I think I just did.
瑞克想延长加纳之行 变成一个度假. And Rick wanted to extend the Ghana trip, turn it into a vacation.
你没意见吧?波普? Are you okay with that, Popper?
绝对没有. Yeahbsolutely.
皮皮可乐. Pipsi-Cola.
波普先生, 我们正赶上进度. Mr. Popper, we're pulling up presently.
Ok. Okay.
不是吧. Come on.
我最爱的汤米, My dearest Tommy,
在我所有的旅途中... in all my travels...
我从来没有遇到 像这样聪明的一个物种. I've never encountered a creature quite so wise as this.
一旦它爱上了你,就再也不离你左右了. You see, once it loves you, it never leaves your side.
很抱歉,儿子. 我花了很多时间才认识到这一点. I'm sorry, Son, that it took me so long to learn that lesson.
不过,我希望你还是有时间挽回的. But I hope there's still time for you.
替爷爷抱一下小家伙们. Give your little ones a hug from Grandpa.
要把他们留在身边,越近越好 越久越好. And hold them as close as you can for as long as you can.
秃头鹰,over 挂了噢. Bald Eagle, over and out.
好了，所有人都上车了.我们出发. All right, everybody in. Let's go.
我们不想去你那愚蠢的记者招待会. We don't want to go to your stupid press conference.
- 我们不去记者招待会. - 什么? - We're not going to the press conference. - Pardon?
- 司机,带我们去动物园 - 什么? - Driver, take us to the zoo. - What?
我们去把企鹅抢回来. We're getting our penguins back.
- 好哎! - 喔! - Yes! - Yes!
波普先生, Mr. Popper,
和平常一样,迟到了. late as usual.
打电话给他 Call him.
谁? Who?
裤薄·怪人·基肛. Cooper-freaking-Keegan.
但是,爸爸... But, Dad...
甜心,你要把你的真心秀出来. Sweetie, you've got to put your heart out there.
也许会心碎, 不然你怎么知道你还有没有真心呢. And it might get broken, but that's how you know you have one.
打给他. Call him.
爸, 我甚至都不喜欢他了. Dad, I don't even really like him anymore.
我刚把名字记下来. I just got the name down.
好吧,谢谢. But thanks.
- 打给她. - 谁? - Call her. - Who?
妈妈·怪人·妈妈. Mom-freaking-Mom.
我甚至都不喜欢她了. I don't really like her anymore.
我开玩笑的,给我电话. I'm kidding. Give me that.
Hold住 抱歉. Hold on. Sorry.
嘿,珍妮,怎么了? Hey, Janie. What's up?
阿曼达,嗨,听着 Amanda, hi. Look,
我知道这事简直一团糟, 但是请不要去加纳. I know this is a total Hail Mary, but please don't go to Ghana.
托姆,你现在跟我开玩笑? Thom, are you kidding me right now?
假如你和他一起去了那, 就会发展成一段恋情,所以... If you go there with him, then it becomes a relationship, and...
我不是请求你 突然回来和我在一起. I'm not asking for you to just jump right back in with me.
我只是想,再约会一次. I just want one more date.
留下来 再和我约次会. Just stay and go on one more date with me.
求你了. Please.
暂停久一些很好,对么? 她好歹还考虑了. Long pauses are good, right? It means she's thinking.
这时候了你打算带我去哪? 波普 Where are you going to take me this time, Popper?
另一个你打算拆了的地标？ Another landmark you're planning to tear down?
不. No.
我和孩子们正打算去见一些老朋友. The kids and I are going to visit some old friends.
俩孩子,一大人. Two children, one adult.
还是两个大人吧. Make that two adults.
妈妈,太棒了! Mom! Yes!
不以为我们的关系进度得这么快. 这只是我们第2次约会. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's just a second date.
而且是更好的一次. And it better be a good one.
肯定是. Yeah, absolutely.
Ok, 出发吧. Okay, here we go.
Ok,伙计们,我们来接你们 Okay, guys, we're here to get you
出去. out.
他们不在这里. They're not here.
他们不是我们的企鹅. These aren't our guys.
嗯,不是. No, they're not.
- 我们的企鹅呢? - 我一会回你电话. - Where are my penguins? - I'm going to call you back.
波普先生 他们不是你的企鹅. Mr. Popper, they're not your penguins.
不要给我借口,滑头鬼 为什么他们不在那里? Don't give us the runaround, slick. Why aren't they out there?
因为我们这已经有企鹅了. Because we already have penguins.
我们没有鸸. What we don't have is an emu.
也没有科莫多巨蜥. Or a Komodo dragon.
或一只孟加拉国虎. Or a Bengal tiger.
- 你在讲什么? - 交换贸易,波普先生. - What are you talking about? - Trading, Mr. Popper.
动物园向来这么做的. 跟运动队一样. Zoos do it all the time. Same as sports teams.
您以为洋基队怎么赢得 27锦标赛? How do you think the Yankees won 27 championships?
我肯定跟他们的(培训球员的)棒球分会无关. It sure wasn't their farm system.
你把他们送到哪去了? Where are you sending them?
三个送到华盛顿,三个送到东京。 两个"小鸡"送到迪拜 Three to Washington, three to Tokyo. And the two chicks are going to Dubai.
你怎么能把他们分开. 他们是一个完整的家庭. But you can't split them up. They're a family.
我的天哪,那些不过是鸟类. God's sake! They're just birds.
只是鸟类? 那美国之鹰呢? Just birds? And what about the American eagle?
- 也只是鸟类? - 是的. - Is that just a bird? - Yes.
OK,那... Okay, what about...
大鸟是木偶. Big Bird is a Muppet.
你看,我们能看看他们么? Look, can they just see them?
我的家庭都为了他支离破碎了. 我的孩子伤心欲绝. 是吧,比利? My family is torn up about it. My kids are distraught. Right, Billy?
求你了 先生,能不能道个别? Please, sir, can we just say goodbye?
- 不行 - 孩子们, - No. - Children,
这就是骗子的真实嘴脸. 看真了吧. this is what a liar looks like. Take a mental picture.
是这样,波普 就算我想,我也不能这么做. Look, Popper, I couldn't even if I wanted to.
他们已经运走了. They're already gone.
- 吵吵! - 吵吵! - Loudy! - Loudy!
你是个骗子. You are a liar.
波普! 波普! Popper! Popper!
- 找到你了! - 伙计们! - There you are! - Guys!
回去,哇哦! Get back in there. Ow!
咬咬! 干的好. Bitey! Good job.
波普先生, 这些企鹅要回到箱子里. Mr. Popper, those penguins are going back in the tank.
不,不行. No, they're not.
哦,看这是甚么? 谁想吃小鱼? What do we have here? Anybody want some fish?
对了,进来. That's right. Come on in.
来,来,来.噢~! Come on, come on, come on. Hey!
这次别想. Not this time.
谁有个计划? Do you have some kind of a plan?
对不起,你第一天认识我么? I'm sorry, have we met?
来吧. Come on.
让我出来! Let me out!
- 你干嘛 这么久? - 抱歉 先生. - What took you so long? - Sorry, sir.
先生,嫌疑犯长的什么样子? Sir, what do the suspects look like?
嗯.......让我想想 Hmm, uh, let me think.
他们带了8只企鹅. They're the ones with the eight penguins.
封锁所有的出口! Now seal all the exits!
你们抱着宝宝的,对吧? You guys have the babies, right?
是的, 妈妈, 我们抱着呢. Yeah, Mom, we got them.
打扰啦! 禽传染性疾病管制行动! Excuse us! Avian infectious disease containment!
- 南极禽流感! - 非常严重. - Antarctic bird flu! - Very bad!
- 腹泻!呕吐! - 呕吐!腹泻! - Diarrhea! Vomiting! - Vomiting! Diarrhea!
你们得屏住呼吸. You might want to hold your breath.
感谢您的合作. Thank you for your co-operation.
这边. This way.
- 哦!不! - 或者走那边. - Oh, no! - Or that way.
跟上,伙计们. 跟着我,跟上. Come on, guys. Follow me. Follow me.
OK,行为表现的正常点. Okay, try to act normal.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
我会在这边抓住他,这边! I'll get him on this side. This way!
抓住他,不要让他上电梯. 他直接去顶楼了. Get him! Don't let him in the elevator. He's heading to the roof.
哇哦, 哇哦, 哇哦, 哇哦! 对不起, 妈妈, 你走不了这边的出口了. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, ma'am, you can't take this exit.
不,走这边. No, not this way.
这是北侧的出口, 你们不能走这边. It's the north side exit, you can't go this way.
谢谢,对带来的不便表示抱歉. Thank you. Sorry for the inconvenience.
嗨,小姐,小姐! Hey, miss? Miss!
好吧. All right.
漂亮整齐的队型. Nice and neat formation.
Ok,保持队型. Okay, stay in formation.
保持冷静. Remain calm.
- 怎么了? - 我被豪猪刺到了. - What happened? - I was pricked by a porcupine.
- 刺到哪了? - 后背! - Where were you pricked? - In my posterior!
我不知道刺在什么地方. I don't know where that is.
车子就在那边,保持队型. There's the limo. Just stay in formation.
我在后门, 他不在这边! I'm at the rear door, he's not there!
- 嘿! - 队型解散! - Hey! - Break formation!
- 波普! - 解散解散! - Popper! - Break formation!
站住! Halt!
哈-哈! 你输了，奴隶贩子! Ha-ha! You lose, slave trader!
我不这么想哦,波普. 你是不是忘了什么? I don't think so, Popper. Aren't you forgetting something?
不会啊,我没忘记甚么. No, I don't think I'm forgetting something.
托姆,我们忘记数人头了. Thom, we forgot to do a head count.
好吧,忘了一件事. Okay, one thing I forgot.
我们在屋顶上抓到他的! We got him on the roof!
船长! Captain!
船长!不! Captain! No!
她做到了. She's doing it.
船长飞起来了! Captain is flying!
哇哦! Whoa!
你能相信么? Can you believe that?
嘿! Hey!
你干吗自己打自己? 哈? 你干吗自己打自己? Why are you hitting yourself? Huh? Why are you hitting yourself?
太没体面了 作为动物园官方人员. 哈? That's not attractive for a zoo official. Huh?
我告诉你. I'll tell you what.
你现在就像动物一样被捆住了. 太讽刺了. Now you're trapped like an animal. It's ironic.
嗨,别.... Hey! Don't...
回来! Come back here!
你看到了么? Did you see that?
- 目前为止,约会相当不赖. - 我们才刚刚开始. - Pretty good date so far. - We're just getting started.
司机, 绿色小酒馆. Driver, Tavern on the Green.
Hold住, 啊boss. Hold住, 我来了. Hold on, boss. Hold on, I got it.
嘿, 嘿! 停下! Hey, hey! Stop!
最近周围有很多传闻, There have been a lot of rumors floating around lately,
现在我来澄清一下 and I'm here to clear them up.
我一直都说 我只把酒馆卖给.... I have always said that I would only sell the Tavern...
假如能找到合适的人选. if I found the right person.
那就是为什么我要在这里宣布... And that's why I'm here to announce...
等.......等 Wait!
不... Don't
要... do...
说! it!
你喜欢么? 慢动作效果 Did you like that? The slow motion effect.
我只是想吸引你的注意力. I just wanted to get your attention.
凡·甘迪夫人,你不能卖这块地. Mrs. Van Gundy, you can't sell this place.
- 我知道. - 假如你卖给我, - I know. - If you sell it to me,
我会摧毁它的. I'll just tear it down.
然后，弗雷迪,迪托和克劳斯, And then Freddy and Tito and Klaus,
这个看起来像厨师的家伙 将流浪在大街上. and the guy that looks like Chef Boyardee will be out on the street.
- 我知道. - 这个地方是纽约历史的一部分. - I know. - This place is a part of New York history.
也带着我的回忆 我曾经和父亲一起来这里. It's a part of my history. I came here with my father.
另一天,我经历了最好的第二次 首次约会. The other day I had the best second first date a man could ever have.
我宁愿砍手挖眼... And I would rather cut my hands off and stick knives in my eyes than...
等下,我得先挖眼再砍手, Wait, I'd have to do the eyes first and then the hands,
然后我还得找个人 帮我把右手再砍下来 and I'd have to have somebody help me cut the right hand off
- 因为左手没有了. - 波普先生,不要再说了. - because the left hand would be gone. - Mr. Popper, stop talking.
- Ok. - 我不卖地. - Okay. - I'm not selling.
不卖? You're not?
嗯-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
很高兴我们打扮整齐了. Glad we got dressed up.
找到你了. There he is.
打扰了,伙计们. 琼斯, 纽约动物园. Excuse me, folks. Nat Jones, New York Zoo.
这个人贩卖被盗企鹅. This man has been trafficking in stolen penguins.
甚么?你在乱七八糟讲甚么? What are you even talking about from left field?
企鹅? Penguins?
太荒谬了. It's absurd.
不,不,不,企鹅?拜托! No, no, no! Penguins, please!
嘿,皮. 我以为你会留在车上. Hi, Pip. I thought you were going to stay in the car.
他们啄电源锁. They pecked the power locks.
他持有这些手无寸铁的生物 He has been keeping these defenseless creatures
把他们关在自己的公寓里. locked away in his apartment.
当我想解救他们的时候, 他闯入动物园，并绑架了他们. When I tried to save them, he broke into the zoo and kidnapped them.
我以前见过这些企鹅. I've seen these penguins before.
是真的么?波普先生 Is it true, Mr. Popper?
他说的基本属实. Yes, I'm afraid so.
你干吗这么做? Why did you do it?
以我对你的认识, 一定出于某种个人原因. Knowing you, it must be for some sort of personal gain.
是的,多少钱都买不到. Yes, the kind no amount of money can buy.
真见鬼! For Pete's sake.
波普先生和他的家庭同样疯狂 相信这些企鹅爱他们 Mr. Popper and his equally crazy family believe that these penguins love him.
他们错了. They are wrong.
如果让他们从"爱"和多汁的沙丁鱼选一个, If they have to choose between love and a nice juicy sardine,
他们每次都会选鱼的. they will choose the fish every time.
- 我不信. - 咱试试. - I don't think so. - Let's find out.
他拿鱼. He's got a fish.
我拿这个. I got this.
过来,伙计们. Come on, guys.
加油. Come on.
过来,耶! Come on. Yeah.
这就对了. That's right.
船长,过来 Captain, come on.
到波普这来. Come to Popper.
嗨,这才是我的好孩子. Hey! That's my guys.
不!那根本证明不了什么. No! That doesn't prove anything.
你难道不逮捕他吗 Come on, aren't you going to arrest him?
什么理由?赢了? 我们在美国是这样做事的么? For what? Winning? Is that what we do in this country?
这就是美国的精髓么? Is that what America is all about?
我不这么认为! 我不这么想! I don't think so! I don't think so!
美国~~喔喔~~~喔~~~! America!
你们这些人都疯了么? 他触犯法律了. Have you people lost your mind? He's breaking the law.
算了兄弟,有点良心. Come on, guy, have a heart.
有良心? Have a heart?
我要打电话给警察局长. 我要打给市长. I'm going to call the Chief of Police. I'm going to call the Mayor.
噢,我打吧. Oh, allow me.
米高. Michael.
- 甚么? - 你咋样啊, 亲爱的? - What? - How are you, dear?
我这里有点小麻烦喔~. I've got a small matter...
- 需要你的帮忙. - 闪人吧. - that needs your attention. - Come on.
可烦人了呢!亲爱的. That's not good.
企鹅会被放生的. The penguins will be provided for.
波普先生总是有计划的. Mr. Popper always has a plan.
- 没天理啊! - 闭嘴,你不要再吵吵了. - This is insane! - Quiet, you. Quit your quarrelling.
- 皮皮. - 昆特. - Pippi. - Quint.
幸会. Pleasure.
幸会. Quite.
嗯，我想我们有监护权. Well, I guess we have custody.
我觉得有. I guess we do.
波普先生. Mr. Popper.
凡·甘迪夫人. Mrs. Van Gundy.
恭喜你,酒馆是你的了. Congratulations. The Tavern is yours.
我告诉过你了. I told you.
我从来不会忘记一个名字. I never forget a name.
我只是想确认... I just needed to be sure...
哪个小男孩,生活没有迷失了. that that little boy hadn't gotten lost somewhere.
干的漂亮,波普. Nice work, Popper.
嘿,富兰克林. Hey, Franklin.
我们什么时候开始动工新建筑? When do we break ground on the new building?
不建了. We're not.
嗯? Hmm?
你说什么傻话呢? What are you talking about?
- 实在太完美了,托姆. - 谢谢你. - It's really beautiful, Thom. - Thank you.
工作做的很好哦, 爸爸. You did a great job, Dad.
多谢夸奖, 比利. I appreciate that, Billy.
但是不只是我,我只是主脑. But it wasn't just me. I'm just the mastermind.
我今天把你们带过来 是想告诉你们一些事情. So, I brought you here today because I want to tell you something.
我要开始趟旅程,非常的远. I'm going on a trip, very far away.
我可能要走很长一段时间. And I could be gone for a very long time.
所以,我需要你们大家 和我一起去. So, I'm going to need you to come with me.
好哎! Nice!
我们去哪? 我希望能去暖和点的地方. Where are we going? I hope it's someplace warm.
但不暖和,对吧? It's not, is it?
够暖和了吗? Warm enough?
太完美了. Perfect.
哇哦! Whoa!
嘿! Hey!
看到那个了么? Will you look at that?
家庭团聚啊. It's a family reunion.
看,是小爱家族呢. 还有吵吵家族. Hey, look, it's the Loveys. And the Loudys.
还有老木家族. And the Nimrods.
嗨, 爸. 我觉得船长貌似不喜欢这里. Hey, Dad. I don't think Captain likes it here.
没关系的, 丫头. It's okay, girl.
只要习惯就好, 总是这样的. You just got to get used to it, that's all.
哦,天啊. Oh, my.
我觉得她不会有事的 I think she's going to be just fine.
我应该叫它什么呢? What should we name him?
嗯,它会成为个伟大的飞行员. Well, he's going to be an amazing flyer.
所以,不如叫... So, how about
秃头鹰? Bald Eagle?
嘿,有它就有正当理由回来了. Hey! He's a good reason to come back.
是哦! Yeah!
你听到啦,船长? 我们会回来的. You hear that, Captain? We're coming back.
谢谢你,船长. Thank you, Captain.
你是我收到的最酷的礼物. You're the coolest gift I ever got.
再见 See you soon.
要走咯,船长. 你会成为一个伟大的妈妈 Way to go, Captain. You're going to be a great mom.
不赖哦,波普,不赖 Not bad, Popper. Not bad.
对啊. Yeahbsolutely.
嗯. Hmm.
Yo, VIP, let's kick it Yo, VIP, let's kick it
All right, stop, collaborate, and listen All right, stop, collaborate, and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gang way Love it or leave it, you better gang way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice, Ice, baby Ice, Ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
Vanilla Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the Vega's are pumpin' With the bass kicked in and the Vega's are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point, no faking Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
Cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning 'em, if you ain't quick and nimble Burning 'em, if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a high hat with a souped up tempo And a high hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Ice, Ice, baby Ice, Ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
Vanilla Vanilla
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes you can vision and feel Feasible rhymes you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step We make it hype and you want to step
With this, Shay plays on the fade With this, Shay plays on the fade
Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade
So fast other DJ's say, "Damn!" So fast other DJ's say, "Damn!"
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while D-Shay revolves it Check out the hook while D-Shay revolves it
Ice, Ice, baby Ice, Ice, baby
Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby
Yo, man, let's get out of here Yo, man, let's get out of here