（混蛋来电）
-现在不是个好时机 墨索 -什么 -It's not a good time, Musso. -What?
没时间找保母照顾 Not enough time to find a babysitter
你可爱的 for your adorable
小流氓队伍吗 gangster squad?
（前情提要）
沉默瑞怎么样 How's Quiet Ray?
他知道你在卖酒吗 He know you're in the liquor business?
德怀特也说要"了解敌人" 那我们就去认识敌人 Dwight said, "Know your enemy," so let's get to know 'em,
等老板回来就有情报可以交代 so when the boss get back, we got some intel to offer.
搞什么 What the...?
我问 谁准备好赢钱了 I said, who's ready to win some money?
说给我听吧 You have my attention.
我会把你对我父亲所做的一切 原封不动地还给你 邓米尔 I'm gonna do to you what you did to my father, Dunmire.
你以为我会遗忘 然后放手 You think I'm gonna let it go?
你知道如果你不这样做 会有什么后果 You know what comes if you don't.
嗨 我叫施莲妮蒂 Hi, I'm Serenity.
我要蒙太古的50年陈酿 I want the Montague 50.
-告诉我 在哪里 -根本没有 -Now, where is it? -It's nowhere.
喔... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
她跟这件事无关 She don't got nothing to do with this!
别把她牵扯进来 可恶 Leave her out of this. Fuck.
宾果 Bingo.
-泰森 你还好吗 -我还活着 -How bad are you, Tyson? -I'll live.
邓米尔活不成了 Dunmire won't.
（蒙太古酒厂）
我不是说过别去报仇吗 Didn't I say not to retaliate?
我没说过吗 Didn't I say that?
我只离开一天 一天而已 I'm gone one day, one day,
你们竟然弄丢了一亿五千万美元 and you manage to lose $150 million dollars' worth
无可取代的酒 of unreplaceable booze.
我原本有大计划 为我们大家设计的远大计划 I had plans for all of us, big plans, kind of a, a vision.
现在没了 It's gone.
你们在想什么 And what were you thinking?
泰森那时候根本没在思考 Tyson is not thinking right at that moment,
你就把他丢在那个破地方吗 so you leave him alone in that dive?
家人不会这样做 Family doesn't do that.
我以前就说过 我们是家人 I told you before, we're a family.
家人绝不会抛下家人 This is it. Family does not leave family behind ever.
永远不会 Ever.
我们现在要找到50年波本 把属于我们的拿回来 Now we find the 50, and we take what's ours.
对 菩提 也许邓米尔 Right. Bodhi, maybe Dunmire has taken
把我们偷来的酒 放到他的分销网站上了 some of our stolen booze and put it on his distribution website.
去追踪它 格蕾丝 Track it down. Grace,
我要你找出能处理高端货的批发商 I want you to find the highest-end wholesalers you can,
因为如果我们把酒拿回来 我要立刻上架贩售 because if we do get it back... I want to move it.
马上行动 Let's do it.
嘿 你忘了我吗 老大 Whoa. You forget about me, boss?
我要去坐冷板凳了吗 怎么回事 You putting me on the bench now? What's going on?
你不是学到教训了吗 You learned the hard way, didn't you?
所以...现在要靠你拨乱反正 So... it's up to you to make it right.
卷土重来 Clean slate.
谢了 老大 Thank you, boss.
我们走吧 Let's go.
你们看我做什么 Fuck y'all looking at me for?
你一副怒气冲冲的样子走进来 You walked in here in a huff.
不盯你盯谁 泰森 Who should we be looking at, Tyson?
跟那帮老家伙去宾果厅 It wasn't my idea to go to the fucking bingo hall
就不是我的主意 with them old fuckers in the first place.
我们根本不该进 We shouldn't have been in that fucking sneezy-ass hall
那鬼地方 -to begin with. -Cole wouldn't have lit me up
如果我们没有想去偷他的钱 科尔就不会朝我开枪 if we wasn't trying to steal his fucking money collectively.
如果你和那个脱衣舞娘保持距离 He wouldn't have "lit you up" if
他也不会朝你开枪 you would've kept your fucking pants on with the stripper.
你每次都想跟我找架吵 You always want to start with me.
你到底怎么了 兄弟 What the fuck is up with you, man?
喔 是我开始的吗 Oh, I'm starting?
-你才是那个... -够了 各位 -You're the one that's... -Enough, guys.
德怀特说我们是家人 我们是家人 Dwight said we're a family. We are a family.
接受家人会犯错 然后互相原谅吧 Let's just accept that families fuck up and forgive each other.
我对原谅没意见 All right, I'm good on forgiveness, man.
我现在要想办法把这件事补救好 Now I got to figure out how I'm-a fix this.
要是你在该待的地方 You know, things wouldn't have gone down the way they did
事情就不会演变成这样 if you were where you were supposed to be.
乔安 我现在没空谈 好吗 Joanne, I can't talk right now, okay?
德怀特 Dwight.
那是你的车队吗 That's your fleet?
暂时是 我们还有十几辆可以出动 Well, for now. We got another dozen or so ready to roll.
嗯 Mm.
我听说了另一个谣言 Listen, I heard another rumor.
什么谣言 What?
你的人阿曼德消失了 他失踪了 Your guy Armand, he's AWOL.
你不担心吗 You're not concerned?
不啊 为什么要担心 No, why?
为什么 我是说 你不知道他是去哪睡死了 Why? I mean, you don't know if he's taking a dirt nap
还是在某处戒毒 还是他翻脸了 or if he's in detox somewhere or if he's fucking,
或者被联邦抓走了 若是联邦抓了他 you know, he flipped. I mean, if the Feds picked him up somehow,
那就真的是个大麻烦了 you know, that's a real fucking problem.
阿曼德不是线民 Armand's not a rat.
你真的确定吗 You know this for fact?
好吧 算了 All right, you know what? Fuck it.
把我要看的东西给我看 50年波本在哪里 Show me what I'm here to see. Where's the 50?
不在这里 被偷走了 Not here. It was ripped off.
-全部被偷走了 -全部都被偷走了 -Everything? -Everything was ripped off.
让我猜...是邓米尔 Let me guess. Let me guess. Dunmire.
混蛋 Motherfucker.
你惹邓米尔 我就得倒霉 You fuck with Dunmire, and I get fucked in the ass.
你看清这个道理了吗 You see how that works? Which one of you
你们哪个佣兵要为这件事负责 fucking mamelukes is responsible for this?
这一切都算在我头上 All this is on me.
我本该在那里的 I should've been there.
一亿五千万美金 你当时在哪里 $150 million dollars. Where were you?
我现在不能告诉你 I can't tell you that right now,
但我们有更大的麻烦 but we got bigger problems.
你们有几个人昨晚被做掉了 A couple of your guys were taken out last night.
我手下的人 My guys?
他们是在黑暗里被做掉的 They were taken out in the dark.
将军 你的计划到底是什么 What's the fucking plan, General?
我们到底在做什么 因为我以我孩子的视力发誓 What are we doing? Because on-on my kids' fucking eyesight,
我要把某人的心脏挖出来 I'm gonna fucking rip somebody's heart out.
你不能就这样开始乱杀人 You can't just start killing people.
我们得把整件事想清楚 We got to figure this out.
-德怀特 -他们哪里也不会去的 -Dwight? -They're not going anywhere.
-我会回来的 -不 过来 给我看你拿着什么 -I'll come back. -No. Come here. What do you got?
我从我在墓室跟大门那里 架设的摄影机 I got some security footage from the cameras I set up
抓到一些监视画面 at the crypt and out by the gate.
那是... That is...
-可恶 -我们走吧 -Fuck. -Let's go.
你在这里做什么 爸 What are you doing here, Pop?
看来事情进展得不错 I see things have been going well.
我受够了听人说教 I-I done got my fill of lecturing.
我不想再听任何话了 I don't need to hear nothing else.
哦 不 泰森 你还得多听点 Oh, no, you're gonna hear more, Tyson.
看看你那张脸 孩子 Look at your face, boy.
我没事... I'm good. I'm good.
今天大家一整天都盯着我不放 Everybody want to be on my ass all day today.
是啊 我知道 我听说了 Yeah, I know. I heard.
什么 德怀特打来了吗 What? Dwight called?
我是小孩子还是怎样 What, am I a child or something?
德怀特很担心 跟我一样担心 Dwight was worried, same as I am.
我很感激他打来 And I appreciated the call.
他跟你说了 大家都想把这件事推到我头上 He told you that? Everybody want to put this on me like
像是我的错一样 it's my fault or something.
是你把自己推到那个位置 You're the one who put yourself in that position.
他们也是 So did they.
你年纪也不小了 不该再这么冲动 孩子 You're a little too old to be jumping off bridges, boy.
你为什么要在我跌倒谷底时落井下石 Why you want to keep kicking me while I'm already down?
你看不出我已经在谷底了吗 You see I'm down right now?
因为你还有选择 Well, because you got a choice.
现在 你想留在这里闷闷不乐 我们可以叫你妈来 Now, you want to stay here and sulk, we can call your mother.
她会顾好你的 She can powder your ass.
或者 Or?
或者我们可以去 处理你的烂摊子 把事做好 Or we can fix the problem you created. Make it right.
我会的 I'm gonna.
哦 是吗 那走吧 Oh, yeah? Then let's go.
就开我的客货车 行吗 Now, we'll take my van, okay? 'Cause your cars either explode
因为你的车要嘛爆炸 要嘛被开枪 or get shot up.
好 慢一点 Okay, slow down.
这是菩提画的地图 This is the place that Bodhi mapped out.
卡车的主人住在那里 The guy that owns the truck lives there.
我们可以的 We got this.
不 等等... No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
让我来处理 Let me do this.
那混蛋杀了我手下的人 Fucker killed my boys.
不要轻举妄动 你这个混蛋 Don't you fucking move a muscle, you piece of shit.
你是谁啊 Who the fuck are you?
我是谁 Who the fuck am I?
我是要问你几句话的人 I'm the guy who's gonna ask you a fucking question.
你最好有对的答案 And you better have the fucking right answer.
什么 你想知道什么 What? What do you want to know?
我的波本在哪里 Where the fuck is my bourbon?
不知道 我只是个司机 Don't know. See, I'm just a driver.
有人进来 把你们的货偷走了 就这样 Somebody else came in, and they stole your shipment. That's it.
-很好 -喔 可恶 -Right. -Ow, fuck.
混蛋 你敢骗我 别想骗我 Motherfucker. You lie to me? Don't fucking lie to me.
我没骗你 -I'm not fucking lying! -I'm gonna ask you
我再问你一次 one more fucking time.
最后一次 One more fucking time.
我的波本在哪里 Where is my fucking bourbon?
如果我告诉你 他们会剥了我的皮 If I tell you, they'll skin me alive.
小子 你不跟我说 Son, if you don't tell me,
我就往你眼睛开一枪 你这蠢货 I'm gonna put a bullet in your fucking eye, you moron.
好吧 我带你去 All right, I'll take you,
但你得让我有机会逃走 but you got to give me a break.
我需要一个小时跑路 See, I need an hour to get away.
-是吗 -嗯 -That right? -Mm-hmm.
你要带我去了吗 You gonna show me?
好吧 All right.
你别想搞鬼 听到没 You don't fuck around, you hear me?
我没有搞鬼 我带你去 I'm not fucking around. I'm taking you.
我没事 I'm all right!
啊 可恶 Ah, fuck!
可恶 Fuck.
发生什么事 What happened?
那混蛋拿枪对着我 Fucker drew on me.
你有什么发现吗 You get anything?
没有 Nah.
他死了 He's dead.
可恶 Fuck.
（茂比利街）
（古罗马餐厅 欧陆料理）
转身 Turn around.
瑞 Ray,
感谢你宝贵的时间 我... I thank you for your very valuable time. I...
你有什么关于塔尔萨的事 要告诉我吗 You got something to tell me about Tulsa?
其实有 I do, actually.
一些值得你注意的事 I felt like it was worthy of your attention.
我先问你一件事 Let me ask you something.
这一切到底跟你有什么关系 What the hell business is all this of yours?
没什么关系 It's not.
可我以为那是你的事 But I thought it was yours.
我... I...
我听说德怀特那帮人纪律涣散 I heard that Dwight's crew is undisciplined.
那跟我有什么关系 And what business is that of mine?
因为他们要跨足酒业了 Because they're moving into booze.
刚买了一间酒厂 Just bought a distillery.
打算扩张 Making moves to expand.
做烈酒生意 Brown liquor.
那是个有价值的消息 Well, that's valuable news.
这笔功劳会被记住的 And it won't be forgotten.
我正在突破 I'm bypassing the firewall
邓米尔企业管理层的防火墙 for Dunmire Enterprises management.
我要绕过他们的资安系统 I'm circumventing their cybersecurity.
我在恶搞邓米尔的产品 I'm fucking with Dunmire's product,
取消订单 改货运路线 canceling orders, rerouting shipments.
你是把酒从卡车上偷走了吗 You're boosting booze off the damn truck.
看看你啊 Well, look at you, huh?
你真厉害 You get it.
真是个天才 That's just fucking genius.
谁是天才 Who's a genius?
我们还在猜到底是谁 We're still figuring that one out.
菩提 这家伙有够懂电脑 Bodhi. Guy knows his way around a computer.
这个技能我一定用得上 I could use that, actually.
我最近接到催债电话 I've been getting debt collector calls
追一笔别人的债务 for a debt that ain't mine.
昨天有人想收走我的车 Somebody tried to repo my car yesterday.
喔 我敢打赌菩提可以帮你解决 Oh, you know, I bet Bodhi could help you with that.
抱歉 那不是我... I'm sorry, that's not really what I...
你觉得你办得到吗 菩提 You think you can do that, Bodhi?
我会试试看 I'll try.
嗯 Hmm.
喂 Mm-hmm.
不是 我没订游泳池啊 Oh, yeah? No, I didn't order a pool.
你在做什么 What the fuck are you doing?
你这样很开心吗 Is this making you happy?
是在抒发你的情绪吗 Are you getting it out of your system?
你疯了吗 Are you fucking crazy?
是有点疗愈效果 Yeah, it's a little therapeutic.
兄弟 去做心理治疗吧 Bro, just go to therapy.
这关你什么事 What does it fucking matter to you?
我不知道 I don't know.
就是觉得这占了你很多时间 Just seems like it's taking up a lot of your time.
我时间管理能力超强 I have incredible time management skills.
现在有一百箱被偷的邓米尔酒 There is a hundred cases of stolen Dunmire booze
正运往一家养老院 headed to a nursing home right now.
那些老家伙会嗨翻天 Those geezers are gonna get lit.
你的电脑还能做什么事 What other kind of shit can you do on this computer?
你打算做什么 What do you have in mind?
（66号公路）
真是道养眼的景象 Sight for sore eyes, I'll say.
你湛蓝如水晶的眼睛 哪还需要养眼 卡尔 Your eyes are too crystal blue to be sore, Cal.
接到你的电话我很惊讶 I was surprised to get your call.
我能说什么 求知是心灵的欲望 What can I say? Curiosity is the lust of the mind.
卡尔 别这样 是我啊 Cal, come on, it's me.
我们认识多久了 How long have we known each other?
在我头发花白之前就认识了 Before this head of silver.
在那么多年的交情里 And in all that time,
你哪次见我 have you ever known me to be anything
不是个直来直往的人 but a straight shooter?
不好说 I can't say I have,
但你总是充满惊喜 but you are full of surprises.
你也是 So are you.
我看到你参选的消息了 I saw your campaign announcement.
生意现在差不多可以自动运行了 Well, business kind of runs itself now.
我需要找点事让脑子忙碌 I needed something to keep my mind busy
免得那些孤单的夜晚难熬 谢谢你 and to stave off those lonely nights. Thank you.
我觉得你会是个了不起的州长人选 I think that you will make one hell of a governor.
这代表我得到你的选票了 Does that mean I have your vote?
我给你更好的...我会帮你当选 I'll do you one better... I'll help you get elected.
啊 你觉得我 没办法靠自己办到吗 Huh. You don't think I can do it on my own.
首先 我看过民调 For one thing, I've seen the polls.
我竞选经理说我的支持度上升了 My campaign manager says my numbers are up.
嗯 你的竞选经理 需要一个竞选经理 Mm, your campaign manager needs a campaign manager.
-还有一件事... -是什么 -Another thing... -What's that?
那个"孤单的夜晚"问题 That "lonely nights" issue.
-我没想到那是个问题 -"名副其实的单身汉" -Didn't know it was an issue. -"Confirmed bachelor"
不会有好民调表现的 does not poll well, and it does not
更没办法让你进入州长办公室 get you into statewide office.
别忘了布坎南也是单身汉 Let's not forget that Buchanan was a bachelor.
呃 是的 他是 Uh, yes, he was.
他也是美国史上第二烂的总统 He was also the second worst president in U.S. history.
卡尔 我在这些场合见过你 Cal, I've seen you at these events,
气氛都怪怪的 and the vibe is just off.
重点是... Bottom line... and I do mean this
我真的很爱你的为人 in the most loving of ways...
但说实在的 人们不喜欢你 people don't like you.
哦 拜托 他们爱我 Oh, come on. They love me.
嗯 你母亲爱你 你的员工爱你 Mm. Your mother loves you. Your employees love you.
他们也都很捧场我的笑话 They laugh at all my jokes.
他们的薪资支票是你签的 Mm. You sign their checks.
然而选民 The voters,
那些尘世间的平民百姓 the salt-of-the-earth citizens of Oklahoma,
不喜欢你 they do not like you.
但卡尔 他们喜欢我 But, Cal, they like me.
我是有名气的 I'm known.
城市与乡村 石油大亨与银行家 Urban and rural, oil barons and bankers,
牧场主与科技界兄弟 我都认识 ranchers and tech bros... I know 'em all.
我有人脉 也知道怎么玩这场游戏 I got connections, and I know how to play the game.
让我帮你一把 Let me help you.
嗯 Mm.
德怀特能从中得到什么 What does Dwight get out of this?
德怀特不知道我在这里 Dwight doesn't know I'm here.
你想要什么 What do you want?
我的牧场 My ranch.
你把你的股份卖回给我 You sell me back your share,
以每一美元一角的价钱卖给我 ten cents on the dollar.
那回报呢 And in return?
我会把州长官邸的钥匙交到你手上 I will hand you the keys to the governor's mansion.
告诉我 德怀特发现了会怎么样 Tell me, what happens when Dwight finds out?
德怀特让我自己操心就好 You let me worry about Dwight.
考虑一下 Think about it.
我很有幽默感 对吧 我很会搞笑 I'm funny, right? I have humor.
是的 先生 你很幽默 Yes, sir, you're hilarious.
很特定的一种幽默 It is a very specific humor.
喔 闭嘴 Oh, fuck.
欢迎来到《烈魂评论》 Welcome to Spirited Takes,
我们把波本放在该有的聚光灯下 where we give bourbon the spotlight that it deserves.
我是贾斯帕 I'm Jasper.
能不能把他打造得更有看头一点 他看起来有点太... Can we beef him up a bit? He seems a little too...
有热忱 Enthusiastic?
像书呆子 Nerdy.
知道了 不要书呆子 Got it. Don't like nerds.
不 我爱书呆子 但我们需要点标题党的感觉 No, I love nerds, but we need, like, clickbait.
也许给他加点肌肉 再留胡子 Maybe give him some muscles. Oh, and a beard.
大家都爱胡子 But we do like beards.
我们今天 Today, we are going to take
要介绍一款实力远超级别的威士忌 a look at a whiskey that punches well above its weight class.
干杯 Cheers.
笑死 LOL.
不好意思 他有六根手指吗 I'm sorry, does he have six fingers?
还有这背景是怎样 Also, what is this background?
还以为是在出奇老鼠薄饼乐园后面 It looks like he's in the back of a fucking Chuck E. Cheese.
说真的 不完美 Okay, look, it's not perfect,
但要用这双手和那键盘 去打造梦中情人 but it's very hard to make Mr. Right with these hands
实在不容易 抱歉 and that keyboard. Sorry.
我...我不需要梦中情人 我只是... I-I don't need Mr. Right, I just...
如果我们能做好 我真的觉得 Look, if we get this right, I really think
可以把这品牌带上另一个层次 we could take the brand to the next level.
如果我们把50年波本拿回来 If we get the 50 back.
当我们把50年波本拿回来 When we get the 50 back.
我不懂 I don't understand.
为什么不直接用真实的波本网红 Why don't we just use a real-life bourbon influencer?
真实的人会问真实的问题 Real people ask real questions.
我们想要宣传 不想要包袱 We want the publicity without the baggage.
岁月之岩 ? Rock of ages ?
石缝之裂 ? Cleft of stone ?
资安 去你的 Cybersecurity, my ass.
爸 他们入侵了云端 Dad, they hacked into the cloud.
我们所有的东西都被弄坏了 四成的货都受到影响 And all our shit's fucked up, 14%.
把电话挂了 Hang up the phone.
科尔 你在吗 喂 Cole, you there? Hello?
喂 Hello...
你是我力量的见证 You are a testament to my strength.
我们根本不该雇这些人 We should've never hired these guys.
科尔 是你雇的人 Cole, you're the one who hired 'em.
这不是电脑的错 It's not some computer's fault.
这全是你的错 This is all on you.
外包 为了捡小钱而丢大钱 Outsourcing, stepping over dollars to pick up pennies,
你本该盯着店面 when you should've been minding the shop.
我会处理 I'm gonna take care of it.
我会把一切都搞定 I'll fix everything.
还有... 我们拿到了蒙太古的50年波本 And-and we still got the Montague 50.
我帮你拿回来了 爸 I got it back for you, Dad.
我拿回来了 I got it back.
你跟我说过了 So you've told me.
告诉我 你放在安全的地方 Tell me it's in a safe location.
我派三个人在铁路货场守着 I've got three guys guarding it at the rail yard.
我现在就能开过去 I can drive there now.
跟我走 Come with me.
你可以先尝一口 You can taste it.
晚点 Later.
有50年波本的消息吗 Any news about the 50?
在等电话 Just waiting on the call.
我整个上午都在跑来跑去 I been running around all morning.
马上就要回去 About to head back here in a minute.
我不知道 我们都在搜查 I don't know. We're just all doing reconnaissance,
等情报 waiting on intel.
然后呢 Then what?
一旦找到藏匿地点 我们就集结 Once we find where it's stashed, then we rally.
邓米尔不会逍遥法外 Dunmire ain't getting away with this.
德怀特要报警 Dwight going to the cops?
你知道那没用的 You know that's pointless.
那你要组队出动 So, what, you form a posse?
我们把我们的东西拿回来 We take care of what's ours.
我们把你的东西拿回来 We take care of what's yours.
我不想你在过程中丧命 米奇 I don't want you getting killed in the process, Mitch.
你这个在邓米尔草坪上甩尾的人 没资格说我 Says the woman that's whipping donuts around Dunmire's lawn.
我不觉得他会 为了我弄坏草皮就开枪 I didn't think he'd shoot us over landscaping,
但如果是 为了一亿五千万美金的波本呢 but $150 million in bourbon?
那是你家的波本 Your family's bourbon.
不值得为了那笔钱去死 It ain't worth getting killed over, no matter the money.
也不值得你回去坐牢 And it ain't worth you going back to prison.
你说得没错 Look, what you said was true.
我没想到邓米尔 会因为搞破坏要伤害我们 I didn't think Dunmire would harm us over vandalism,
我也没想到这会伤到你 but I didn't think how it could harm you.
我不会回去坐牢 克里奥 I ain't going back to prison, Cleo.
我觉得那是最棒的一件事 I'd say that's the best thing here.
当罪犯去对付罪犯时 When criminals go after criminals,
没有人会想用法律介入 nobody ever calls the law.
给我 Give me that.
喂 Yeah.
别搞砸了 德怀特 Don't fuck this up, Dwight,
也别搞我 and don't fuck me.
你在说什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
你在达拉斯做得很好 做得不错 你设了饵 You did good work in Dallas, good work. You set the bait.
是啊 好吧 我等那混蛋打给我再回你 Yeah, right, well, I'll call you when the scumbag calls me.
好吗 还有别的事吗 Okay? Anything else?
我不想你为了些私酿酒 Well, what I don't want is you engaging with Dixie Mafia
跟迪克西黑手党起冲突 好吗 over some moonshine bullshit. Huh?
你怎么知道的 How do you know that?
我就是知道 锁定目标 德怀特 I know. Laser focus, Dwight.
雷射般专注 Laser fucking focus.
可恶 Fuck.
欢迎 Welcome.
嗯 给她看吧 Mm-hmm. Show her.
嗯 Yep.
来啰 Here we are.
蒙太古的50年波本 曾被视为传说 The Montague 50, once thought to be a myth,
由一群狂热的俄州佬蒸馏出来 如今成真了 distilled by a posse of rabid Okies, has turned into reality.
-那到底是谁啊 -贾斯帕 -Who the hell is that? -Jasper.
全国最有影响力的波本鉴赏家 The most influential bourbon connoisseur in the country.
你觉得如何 他看起来像真人吧 What do you think? He looks real, right?
他不是吗 Is he not?
根据他在YouTube 近十万的追踪者... According to his almost 100,000 followers on YouTube...
还有Instagram上 超过十万的追踪者... And more than 100,000 followers on Instagram...
他绝对是真人 ...he's completely real.
氛围策展人 品饮达人 A vibe curator, a sip savant.
和交友软体上的个人档案一样真实 He's as real as a Tinder profile.
他在打造"50年波本"的神话 He's crafting the myth of the 50...
神秘 难得 价值非凡 mysterious, elusive and worth every penny.
好吧 这是个宣传噱头吗 All right. This is a publicity stunt?
是啊 那会让我们赚进几百万 Yeah, that'll make us millions.
如果大家发现 他不是真人会怎么样 What happens when everybody finds out he's not real?
他们不会在乎 They won't care.
只要他们一尝到50年波本 他们就会感谢我们 As soon as they taste the 50, they'll be thanking us.
那个科尔 That Cole?
你以为我会让个老头 在我面前占上风吗 爸 You think I'm-a let an old geezer get a one up on me, Pop?
别闹了 Come on, now.
是啊 说这话的是差点跑去拉斯维加斯娶脱衣舞娘的小鬼 Yeah, says the boy who almost up and married a stripper in Vegas.
拉斯维加斯本来就是很疯狂的地方 她是位异国舞者 Vegas is crazy. No, she was an exotic dancer.
她叫施莲妮蒂 And her name was Serenity.
-施莲妮蒂 -对 -Serenity? -Yeah.
那是她的教名吗 That her Christian name?
我们没谈那些 你懂的 We didn't get into none of that, you know?
你们肯定没谈 Bet you didn't.
我们之间确实有一点连结 真心的 We had us a little connection, though, for real.
她很特别 She's special.
我告诉过你不要拿陌生人的糖 I told you not to take candy from strangers.
她跟别人不一样 She's different.
她就算是碧昂丝我也不在乎 I don't care if she was Beyoncé,
你对任何人都别放松警戒 you don't let your guard down, for anybody.
尤其是和你那帮人在一起的时候 Not with the crew you run with.
你那去五旬节教会的老派屁股 What's your old Pentecostal church-going ass know
懂什么是黑手党吗 about running with a crew?
你对黑手党一点都不懂 爸 拜托 You don't know nothing about no crew, Pop, come on.
我懂得可多了 I know plenty.
哦 是喔 Yeah, I bet you do.
你认真的 Oh, you for real?
也许你会很惊讶 但在你到来之前 Well, may come as a shock to you, but I had a life
我也有过一段人生 before your blessed arrival.
年轻时我跟一帮混混混过 I used to hang with a rough crowd back in the day.
偷车 贩毒 吸毒 We boosted cars, ran drugs, used drugs,
日夜颠倒 那段时光很疯狂 stayed up all hours. Hell of a time.
你为什么以前 从没跟我说过这些 爸 How come you ain't never told me none of this before, Pop?
我试着做个榜样 泰森 一个男人该有的样子 Trying to set an example, Tyson, what a man should be.
你说像你现在这样 So this is it?
没错 就是这样 Hell yeah, this is it.
给我多少钱都不换 I wouldn't trade it.
当我遇见你母亲 When I met your mother,
一切都改变了 everything changed.
我承诺她我会放下那些过去 我做到了 I promised her I'd leave it all behind, and I kept my word,
成为今天的我 became the man I am today.
诚实 勤劳 有责任感 Honest, hardworking, responsible.
你开始像个童子军了 You're starting to sound like a Boy Scout.
你知道的 "诚实 勤劳 有责任感" You know, "Honest, hardworking and responsible."
老天 Boy.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道你怀念那些日子 I know you miss it, though.
喔 有人来了 孩子 Oh, that ain't no Ritz cracker, son.
-那是施莲妮蒂 -那位异国舞娘 -That's Serenity. -The exotic dancer?
脱衣舞娘 The stripper.
系好安全带 小子 Buckle up, boy.
老子示范给你看看 Old man's about to show you how it's done.
需要四个签名 Need about four signatures.
就能将最终契约转到你名下 行吗 Have the final deed transferred to you. Okay?
乔安 给我们一点时间好吗 Oh. Joanne, could you give us a minute?
真出乎意料 That's unexpected.
你没事吧 Is everything okay?
嗯 你不会喜欢我要说的事 Mm, you're not gonna like what I have to say,
但你以后会感谢我 我今天去见瑟雷舍了 but you'll thank me later. I saw Thresher today.
我跟他说我会帮助他当选 Told him I'd help him get elected.
你为什么要这么做 Why'd you do that?
因为你想要 Because you want it,
那家伙靠自己是不可能当选的 and he's not getting elected on his own.
他的人气大幅下滑 His likability is way down.
他的几十亿 没办法送他进州长办公室 His billions are not gonna buy him the office.
我跟他说我会帮他募款 出席活动 Told him I'd help him fund raise, go to events,
讨好赞助者和政治行动委员会 sweet-talk the donors and the super PACs.
你会像一对情侣一样 陪他出席活动 You're going to events with him, like a couple?
德怀特 这是一场交易 Dwight, this is a business transaction.
-对大家都有好处 -对 很好 -It's good for everybody. -Yeah, right.
如果奏效 If it works,
他会把牧场股份卖给我 贱价出清 he sells me his share of the ranch, pennies on the dollar.
我可以帮你把牧场拿回来 I can help you get the ranch back.
你有你的钱 我有我的钱 You've got your money, I've got mine.
你有你的生意 我也是 You got your business, I got mine.
这就是游戏规则 That's how it works.
你想让他上台吗 You want him in office?
没有我的帮忙 就不会发生 'Cause without my help, ain't gonna happen.
这一步合情合理 This is a smart move.
如果我根本不需要他上台... If I didn't need him in office...
如果我看到他对你动手动脚 If I see him make a move on you, do something
做出亲昵举动 that's like getting handsy or a little familiar,
我会把他下巴打成六块 I'm gonna break his jaw in six places.
我说到做到 I know me.
噢 Aw.
是谁说你不浪漫的 Who says you're not romantic?
我不是...玛格丽特 我这个人地域性比较强 懂吗 It's not that... Margaret, I'm a little territorial, okay?
不好意思 Excuse me.
你选这什么烂时机 怎么了 你要走了 The worst fucking timing. What is it? What... You leaving?
嘿 老大 Hey, boss.
怎么了 什么事 What is it? What? What?
嘿 德怀特 我被耍了 老兄 Hey, Dwight, I done got played, man.
那女人从一开始就在骗我 This bitch was tricking me from the start.
谁 慢慢说 Who? Slow down.
那个脱衣舞娘 The stripper.
她开着科尔的卡车 She driving Cole's truck.
我和我爸在一起 我们在跟踪她 I'm with my Pops now. We-we on her tail.
她应该会带我们去 藏50年波本的地方 I think she gonna lead us to the 50.
你在哪里 Where are you?
她一停车我就传定位给大脚 I'll drop Bigfoot a pin when she lands.
当时有人把袋子套在我头上 I had a sack put over my head
我闻到甜玉米酒糟的味道 that smelled like sweet corn mash,
嘴里还被塞东西 a gag stuffed in my mouth.
一个像保罗班扬那样的人 A man the size of Paul Bunyan
拿枪指着我的脸 had a gun pointed at my face.
我当时不知道能不能活着出来 I didn't know if I was gonna make it out alive.
但为了尝到有史以来最棒的波本 But it was all worth it to taste the best bourbon
蒙太古50年 一切都是值得的 ever distilled... the Montague 50.
一旦我们按下发布 就无法回头了 Once we post it, there's no turning back.
如果有人来 要求看50年波本的酒桶怎么办 What if people show up, asking to see casks of the 50?
我们就说它太珍贵 We'll tell them that it's so valuable,
所以藏在一个秘密的地点 不能展示 it's in a secret place, and we can't show them.
我觉得他的追随者会买单 I think his followers are gonna eat this up.
我们捏出来的人会让我们赚翻天 Our Franken-AI is gonna be a freaking gold mine.
也可能直接害死我们 Or our demise.
唯一的方法就是放手试一试 There's only one way to find out.
发布吧 Post it.
好 Okay.
（米曹顺水流水电行）
绝对不可能 Ain't no fucking way.
这个吃类固醇的 矫揉造作白人混蛋 This goofy-ass steroids-taking Ritz cracker
你看他那样子 motherfucker... look at him.
那就是揍你的家伙吗 That's the kid who roughed you up?
-就是他 -走吧 -That's him. -Let's go.
我车后面有几根铅管 I got some lead pipes in the back of the van.
铅不是便宜货吗 爸 Ain't lead cheap, though, Pop?
黄铜 铜 随便 走吧 Brass, copper, whatever. Let's go.
不用 我已经知道 接下来会怎么收场 Nah, I already know how this gonna pan out.
我不想重蹈覆辙 I don't want to make the same mistake twice.
等救兵来再说 Let's wait for the cavalry to get here.
说曹操曹操到 Well, speak of the devil.
就是他们 老大 你看那边 That's them over there, boss. Check it out.
（优质烈酒经销商）
做得好 泰森 马克 谢谢你的帮忙 Good job, Tyson. Mark, thanks for the assist.
不论年纪多大 儿子还是需要父亲 Grown ass or not, sons still need their fathers.
记住这点 Remember that.
比尔来了 Here's Bill.
德怀特 Dwight.
-你看到什么 -我看到桶子 -What do you got? -So I'm seeing the, uh, barrels
正从卡车后面卸下来 coming off the back of the truck right here.
我看到科尔在那边 邓米尔在后头 I saw Cole over there, Dunmire in the back,
我还看到施莲妮蒂就在那... and I see Serenity just fucking...
施莲妮蒂 谁 Serenity? What's Serenity?
泰森那位脱衣舞娘 Tyson's skanky stripper.
-闭嘴 老兄 -拜托 嘿 -Shut the fuck up, man. -Come on. Hey.
-我现在要专心 老兄 -冷静... -I'm trying to focus here, man. -Easy. Easy, easy.
-可恶 -老天啊 -Damn. -Jesus.
我们要采用什么战术 What's the play?
佯攻 走吧 A diversion. Let's go.
老爸 就交给你了 Care to do the honors, Dad?
这橡木桶是有历史的 各位 There's history in this oak, boys.
有位特别的人 我要特别感谢 There's a special someone... that I'd like to thank.
我们的天父 Our Heavenly Father,
我们感谢你把我们劳动的果实 we thank you for bringing the fruits of our labor
带回正直之人手中 back to the hands of the righteous.
这本就是你的旨意 For this was always your plan,
让这神圣的威士忌 for this holy whiskey
回到真正 to be back in the hands of those
值得祝福的人手里 who truly deserve its blessings.
阿门 Amen.
手举起来 Move and die, son.
好孩子 That's a boy.
邓米尔 Dunmire!
我得称赞你 曼弗雷迪先生 I give you credit, Mr. Manfredi.
你的坚韧令人佩服 Your tenacity is most impressive.
谢谢 公平交易 Thank you. Fair exchange.
把我们的酒还回来 Our booze back...
你的人也能回去 and you get your blood back.
你对公平交易的见解还真奇怪 Well, now, you got a strange notion about fair exchange.
公平交易 Fair exchange.
他的脑袋还在他头颅里 His brains remain in his skull.
我理解你的意思 很清楚 但是... I understand the proposition, it's clear, but...
那些橡木桶里是一大笔钱 there's a fortune in them barrels.
别误会 我不是冷血的人 And don't misunderstand, think me heartless,
我不是为了钱 I'm not about the money.
-不是吗 -是为了传承 -No. -It's the legacy.
嗯 Hmm.
你能出更多吗 曼弗雷迪先生 Can you offer more, Mr. Manfredi?
让我尝点甜头 A sweetener, perhaps?
你愿意让你儿子白白死去 You're willing to let your kid die for really nothing?
真是令人惊讶 That's impressive,
而且说真的 and it's really
你疯了 邓米尔 fucking demented, Dunmire.
这个嘛 Well,
谢谢你的观察 I appreciate your observation,
曼弗雷迪先生 但我崇拜的儿子只有一位 Mr. Manfredi, but there is only one son that I worship,
而他曾经也为了 更大的利益而被牺牲 and he was sacrificed in the name of the greater good, too.
可恶 Goddamn.
要 还是不要 Yes or no?
我投降 I surrender the field.
放他走 Let him go.
你从我这夺走的任何东西 我都能夺回 There's nothing you can take from me that I can't take back,
曼弗雷迪先生 给我记着 Mr. Manfredi! Please remember that!
哦 我会记得的 Oh, I'll remember.
嗯 Mm.
所以 你都拿回来了 对吧 So, you got it all back, huh?
是啊 你怀疑我办不到吗 Yeah. Did you doubt that I would?
哦 我学到绝不该怀疑你 Oh, I have learned never to doubt you.
很好 我也不怀疑你 Good. You know, and I don't doubt you, either.
你在嘲笑我吗 Are you mocking me?
-有一点 -嗯 -A little bit. -Uh-huh.
玛格丽特 有些事正在发生 You know, Margaret, something's happening here.
像是这些碎片开始拼凑在一起 It's like all these pieces are starting to fall into place,
就像楼下那副拼图一样 like that puzzle downstairs.
嗯 你觉得你看到了什么 Mm-hmm. What do you think you see?
我觉得有点像启示 I think it's kind of like a revelation.
懂吗 别读了 这就是启示 You know? Stop reading. It's like a revelation.
我来到这里时 觉得自己像个行尸走肉 Like, when I came here, I felt like dead man walking.
我不认识任何人 后来遇见你们 尤其是你 I didn't know anybody, then I met you guys... especially you.
我觉得我得到了第二次机会 And I feel like I'm now getting a second shot at things.
像酒的生意就正在发生 Like, the booze is happening. This is happening.
一切都在发生 真棒 Everything's happening. It's great.
第二次机会 Second shot.
你扭转了一切 You turned that all around.
不 扭转的不是我 因为当我在底特律时 No, I didn't turn it, 'cause when I was in Detroit,
相信我 我恨整个世界 believe me, I hated the world.
我想世界也恨我 And the feeling was mutual, I'm sure,
不过我后来意识到 人与人是需要彼此的 but then I realized people need people.
什么 What?
这不是什么新鲜事 但是是真的 It's not original, but... it's true.
等等 你以前没听过 "人人都需要彼此"这句话吗 Wait a minute. You've heard "people need people" before?
大约一百次吧 About a hundred times.
拜托 Come on.
所以 你没被这启示感动到吗 So, you're not impressed with the revelation bit.
如果我说"有" 你会睡得比较好吗 Will you sleep better if I say "yes"?
嗯 我可能会 你试试看 Yeah, I might. Give it a shot.
好 我深受感动 Okay. I'm impressed.
就这样 你还真... That's it? That was, like...
全力以赴啊 really threw yourself into that one.
你再试试看... You know, try it, try it a little...
声音低一点 慢一点 a little lower and slower.
我真是... I am...
太感动了 oh, so impressed.
哦 算了吧 关灯 Oh, fuck this. Turn out the lights.
是时候做正事了 It's time for business.
你可能不记得我的声音了 You might not remember my vo