♪80年代流行音乐 [ ♪ '80s style pop ]
（音乐停止）我在这封信里学习 [ Music stops ] I learn in this letter
阿拉贡的唐·佩德罗今晚要来墨西拿。 that Don Pedro of arragon comes this night to messina.
他离这很近。我离开他的时候，他离这儿还不到三里格。 He is very near by this. He was not three leagues off when I left him.
你在这次行动中失去了多少绅士？ How many gentlemen have you lost in this action?
但种类很少，名字也没有。 But few of any sort, and none of name.
胜利是双倍的胜利， A victory is twice itself,
当成就者带回家完整的数字。 when the achiever brings home full numbers.
我发现佩德罗先生给了我很大的荣誉 I find here that Don Pedro hath bestowed much honour
一个叫克劳迪奥的年轻佛罗伦萨人 on a young florentine called Claudio.
这是他应得的，唐·佩德罗也同样记住了他。 Much deserved on his part, and equally remembered by Don Pedro.
他使自己超越了他的年龄， He hath borne himself beyond the promise of his age,
用羔羊的形体做狮子的壮举。 doing in the figure of a lamb the feats of a lion.
他确实有更好的期望 He hath indeed better bettered expectation
那你一定希望我告诉你怎么做。 than you must expect of me to tell you how.
比阿特丽斯：我向你祈祷，山老爷从战场上回来了吗？ Beatrice: I pray you, is signior mountanto returned from the war or no?
（观众笑）我不知道这个名字，女士。 (Audience laughs) I know none of that name, lady.
在任何军队中都没有这样的人。 There was none such in the army of any sort.
莱奥纳多：你要找的是什么人，侄女？ Leonato: What is he that you ask for, niece?
英雄：我的堂兄是指帕多瓦的本尼迪克。 Hero: My cousin means signior benedick of padua.
信使：哦，他回来了，和以前一样令人愉快。 Messenger: Oh, he's returned, and as pleasant as ever he was.
请问，他在这些战争中杀了多少人，吃了多少人？ I pray you, how many hath he killed and eaten in these wars?
但他杀了多少人呢？ But how many hath he killed?
事实上，我答应过要吃掉他所有的猎物。 For indeed, I promised to eat all of his killings.
亲爱的侄女，你对本尼迪克先生太苛求了。 Leonato: Faith niece, you tax signior benedick too much,
但他会和你见面的，我不怀疑。 but he'll be meet with you, I doubt it not.
夫人，他在这些战争中功成名就。 He hath done good service, lady, in these wars.
你有发霉的食物，他帮你吃。 You had musty vittles, he hath helped to eat them.
他是一个非常勇敢的切菜人，他的胃很好。 He's a very Valiant trencherman, he hath an excellent stomach.
也是个好士兵，女士。 And a good soldier too, lady.
对女人来说也是个好士兵。 And a good soldier to a lady.
（观众笑）但是他对一个领主有什么意义？ (Audience laughs) But what is he to a lord?
领主对领主，男人对男人， A lord to a lord, a man to a man,
充满了所有高尚的美德。 stuffed with all honourable virtues.
确实如此，他简直就是个填充物， It is so indeed, he is no less then a stuffed man,
但是对于馅料来说……我们都是凡人。 but for the stuffing well... we are all mortal.
先生，你千万别误会我的外甥女。 You must not, sir, mistake my niece.
本尼迪克先生和她之间有一场愉快的战争， There is a kind of merry war betwixt signior benedick and her,
他们从来没有见过面，但他们之间有一场机智的小冲突。 they never meet, but there's a skirmish of wit between them.
唉，他什么也没得到。 Alas, he gets nothing by that.
在我们上次的冲突中，他的五个智慧中有四个停止了。 In our last conflict, four of his five wits went halting off.
现在整个人都被一个人统治了。 Now is the whole man governed with one.
现在谁是他的同伴？他每个月都有一个新结拜兄弟。 Who is his companion now? He hath every month a new sworn brother.
是不可能的?非常容易。 Is't possible? Very easily possible.
他的信仰就像他帽子的式样， He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat,
它会随着下一个区块而改变。 it ever changes with the next block.
我明白了，女士，这位先生不在你的记录里。 I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books.
不，如果他是，我会烧了我的书房。 No, and he were, I would burn my study.
但我请你，谁是他的同伴？ But I pray you, who is his companion?
现在没有年轻的方兵了吗？ Is there no young squarer now,
会和他一起去地狱吗？ will make a voyage with him to the devil?
他最常与高贵的克劳迪奥为伍。 He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio.
啊,主啊!(观众笑) O, lord! (Audience laughs)
他会像病一样缠着他。 He will hang upon him like a disease.
他比瘟疫更容易被抓住， He is sooner caught than the pestilence,
取钱的人很快就发疯了。 and the taker runs presently mad.
上帝保佑高贵的克劳迪奥。如果他抓住了那条蛇。 God help the noble Claudio. If he have caught the benedick.
他要花一千英镑才能治好。 It will cost him a thousand pound ere he be cured.
信使：我会和你做朋友的，女士。 Messenger: I will hold friends with you, lady.
做的。噢! Do. Ooh!
比阿特丽斯：好朋友。莱奥纳托：你永远不会发疯的，侄女。 Beatrice: Good friend. Leonato: You'll never run mad, niece.
不，直到炎热的一月。啊!有人走近唐·佩德罗。 No, not till a hot January. Ah! Don Pedro is approached.
[女人们羡慕地叹气] [ Women sigh with admiration ]
[哈扎德公爵号角响起] [ Dukes of Hazzard horn blares ]
喂! ! Ahoy!
(欢呼/鼓掌) (Cheering/applause)
王子：好的莱昂纳多先生，你来迎接你的麻烦了。 Prince: Good signior leonato, you are come to meet your trouble.
世界的时尚是避免成本， The fashion of the world is to avoid cost,
你遇到了它。 and you encounter it.
从来没有像你这样给我的家带来麻烦。 Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of your grace.
你太愿意接受你的指控了。 You embrace your charge too willingly.
我想这是你女儿。 I think this is your daughter.
她母亲多次这样告诉过我。(观众笑) Her mother hath many times told me so. (Audience laughs)
本尼迪克：先生，你对你问她有疑问吗？ Benedick: Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her?
莱昂纳多：不，本尼迪克先生，因为那时你还是个孩子。 Leonato: Signior benedick, no, for then were you a child.
王子：你已经吃饱了，本尼迪克。真的，这位女士自己做父亲。 Prince: You have it full, benedick. Truly the lady fathers herself.
高兴点吧，女士，你就像一位可敬的父亲。 Be happy, lady, for you are like an honourable father.
如果莱昂纳多先生是她的父亲， Benedick: If signior leonato be her father,
她不愿把他的头放在她的肩膀上， she would not have his head on her shoulders for all messina,
和她一样喜欢他。 as like him as she is.
比阿特丽斯：我想知道你还在说话， Beatrice: I wonder that you will still be talking,
本尼迪克先生，没人注意你。 signior benedick, nobody marks you.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
怎么啦？ What?
我亲爱的鄙视女士。 My dear lady disdain.
你还活着吗？ Are you yet living?
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
难道轻蔑会消亡， Is it possible disdain should die,
当她有像本尼迪克先生那样的食物喂她的时候？ when she hath such meet food to feed it as signior benedick?
如果你出现在她面前，礼貌就会变成轻蔑。 Courtesy itself must convert to disdain if you come in her presence.
那么，礼貌就是叛徒。 Then is courtesy a turncoat.
但毫无疑问，所有的女士都爱我， But it is certain I am loved of all ladies,
只有你例外，而我能找到我的心 only you excepted, and I would I could find in my heart
我没有铁石心肠，因为我谁也不爱。 that I had not a hard heart, for truly, I love none.
给女人一个亲爱的幸福。 A dear happiness to women.
否则他们就会被一个恶毒的追求者所困扰。 They would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor.
我感谢上帝和我的冷血，我很欣赏你的幽默。 I thank god and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that.
我宁愿听到我的狗对着乌鸦叫 I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow
比一个发誓爱我的男人。 than a man swear he loves me.
上帝保佑您的夫人不要忘记， God keep your ladyship still in that mind,
这样，就会有某个绅士逃脱命中注定的伤痕。 so some gentleman or other shall scape a predestinate scratched face.
抓挠不会使它变得更糟 Scratching could not make it worse
如果我有一张像你一样的脸。 if t'were such a face as yours were.
你真是只稀有的鹦鹉。 Well, you are a rare parrot.
我舌中的鸟，强如你的兽。 A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.
我真希望我的马能有你的舌头那么快，而且是一个很好的延续者，但是， I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and so good a continuer, but,
看在上帝的份上，走你的路吧，我已经做到了。 keep your way in god's name, I have done.
你总是以杰德的把戏结尾。 You always end with a Jade's trick.
我早就认识你了。 I know you of old.
王子：这是所有人的总和。克劳迪奥先生，本尼迪克先生， Prince: This is the sum of all. Signior Claudio, and signior benedick,
我亲爱的朋友列奥纳多邀请了你们。 my dear friend leonato hath invited you all.
我告诉他我们至少要在这里待一个月， I tell him we shall stay here at the least a month,
他衷心地祈祷有一天我们能多待一会儿。 and he heartily prays some occasion may detain us longer.
唐·约翰，让我向你表示欢迎。 Leonato: Don John, let me bid you welcome,
和你哥哥王子和好了。我欠你所有的责任。 being reconciled to the prince, your brother. I owe you all duty.
约翰：谢谢你，我话不多，但是我……谢谢你！ John: I thank you, I am not of many words, but I... Thank you.
莱奥纳多：请您继续讲下去好吗？王子：我们一起去。 Leonato: Please it your grace lead on? Prince: We will go together.
[两人笑] [ Both laugh ]
本尼迪克，你注意到莱昂纳多先生的女儿了吗？ Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of signior leonato?
我没有注意到她，但我看着她。她不是个谦虚的小姐吗？ I noted her not but I looked on her. Is she not a modest young lady?
你是否像一个诚实的人那样质疑我， Do you question me as an honest man should do,
为了我简单真实的判断？ for my simple true judgement?
还是你要我按惯例说话， Or would you have me speak after my custom,
作为一个对女性公开的暴君？ as being a professed tyrant to their sex?
不，我求你冷静地说。 No, I pray thee, speak in sober judgement.
为什么? Why?
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
说实话，我觉得她太高了，不值得赞美…… I'faith, methinks she's too tall for a great praise...
. .太黑，不值得赞美， ..Too brown for a fair praise,
她太瘦了，不适合大加赞扬，我只能称赞她这一点， and too lean for a large praise, only this commendation I can afford her,
如果不是她的话，她就不漂亮了。 that were she other than she is she were unhandsome.
她本来就是这样，我不喜欢她。 And being no other but as she is, I do not like her.
你以为我在开玩笑。 Thou think'st I am in sport.
我求求你，告诉我你到底有多喜欢她。 I pray thee, tell me truly how thou lik'st her.
你会买下她吗，你会问起她吗？ Would you buy her, that you inquire after her?
世界能买到这样一颗宝石吗？是啊! Can the world buy such a Jewel? Yeah!
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
还有一个装它的盒子。 And a case to put it into.
可是你说这话的时候脸上带着愁容？ But speak you this with a sad brow?
来吧，在歌声中，一个人会用什么调带你走呢？ Come, in what key shall a man take you to go in the song?
在我眼里，她是我见过的最可爱的女士。 In mine eye, she is the sweetest lady that ever I looked on.
我不戴眼镜也能看见，我看不见这样的东西。 I can see yet without spectacles and I see no such matter.
这是她的表妹，她并没有被愤怒附身， There's her cousin, and she were not possessed with a fury,
在美貌方面也超过她 exceeds her as much in beauty
五月之初，十二月之末。 as the first of may doth the last of December.
但我希望你没有变成丈夫的打算。 But I hope you have no intent to turn husband.
有你吗?我几乎不相信自己， Have you? I would scarce trust myself,
虽然我发过相反的誓，如果英雄是我的妻子。 though I had sworn the contrary, if hero would be my wife.
难道不是这样吗？ Is't come to this?
难道我再也见不到三十岁的单身汉了吗？ Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?
我相信，如果你要把脖子套在轭上， I'faith, if thou wilt needs thrust thy neck into a yoke,
穿上它的印花，叹息着打发掉星期天，去吧。 wear the print of it and sigh away sundays, go to.
王子：是什么秘密把你困在这里，使你不去追寻？ Prince: What secret hath held you here, that you followed not?
本尼迪克：我会的，陛下会强迫我说的。 Benedick: I would, your grace would constrain me to tell.
我要求你效忠。 I charge thee on thy allegiance.
听到了吗，克劳迪奥伯爵？我可以像个哑巴一样秘密， You hear, count Claudio? I can be secret as a dumb man,
我也想让你这么想，但我发誓… I'd have you think so, but on my allegiance...
记住这句“以我的忠诚” Mark you this, "on my allegiance".
他恋爱了。[克劳迪奥惊呼] He is in love. [ Claudio exclaims ]
与谁?现在轮到您了。 With who? Now that is your grace's part.
注意他的回答有多简短…… Mark how short his answer is...
与英雄，莱昂纳多的长女儿。 With hero, leonato's long daughter.
如果是这样，那就说出来吧。阿门，如果你爱她 If this were so, so were it uttered. Amen, if you love her,
因为这位女士非常值得。 for the lady is very well worthy.
大人，您说这些话是为了引我进来。 You speak this to fetch me in, my lord.
说实话，我说出了我的想法。说实话，我说我的。 By my troth, I speak my thought. And in faith, I speak mine.
以我的两个信仰和真理起誓，我说出我的。 And by my two faiths and troths, I speak mine.
我感觉我爱她。她是值得的，我知道。 That I love her, I feel. That she is worthy, I know.
本尼迪克：我既不知道该怎样去爱她， Benedick: That I neither feel how she should be loved,
也不知道她该如何配得上， nor know how she should be worthy,
认为火焰无法融化我， is the opinion that fire cannot melt out of me,
我会死在火刑柱上。 I will die in it at the stake.
你曾经是一个不顾美而顽固的异教徒。 Thou wast ever an obstinate heretic in the despite of beauty.
他永远不能维持他的角色，除非他意志的力量。 And never could maintain his part, but in the force of his will.
一个女人怀了我，我感谢她。 That a woman conceived me, I thank her.
她把我抚养成人，我同样要向她致以最谦卑的感谢， That she brought me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks,
但我的额头会有一股清新的气息， but that I will have a recheat winded in my forehead,
或者把我的军号挂在隐形的罩袍里，所有的女人都原谅我。 or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick, all women shall pardon me.
因为我不会错去不信任任何人， Because I will not do them the wrong to mistrust any,
我有权不相信任何人。 I will do myself the right to trust none.
我可能会说得更好， And the fine is, for which I may go the finer,
我会活下去……所有人：单身汉。 I will live... all: A bachelor.
在我死之前，我会看到你因爱而脸色苍白。 I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love.
本尼迪克：愤怒，疾病， Benedick: With anger, with sickness,
也不是因为饥饿，大人，不是因为爱。 or with hunger, my lord, not with love.
证明我曾经为爱流过更多的血 Prove that ever I lose more blood with love
比我喝酒得到的还多 than I will get again with drinking.
用民谣作家的笔挑出我的眼睛。 Pick out mine eyes with a balladmaker's pen.
把我挂在妓院门口，等着看不见的丘比特。 Hang me up at the door of a brothel house for the sign of blind cupid.
好吧，如果你从这个信仰中堕落， Well, if ever thou dost fall from this faith,
你将证明一个值得注意的论点。 thou wilt prove a notable argument.
如果我做了，把我像猫一样挂在瓶子里… If I do, hang me in a bottle, like a cat...
. .然后朝我开枪。 ..And shoot at me.
好吧，时间会证明的。 Well, as time shall try.
“最终，野蛮的公牛会承受轭” "In time, the savage bull doth bear the yoke."
野蛮的公牛也许会，但如果明智的本尼迪克人能忍受， The savage bull may, but if ever the sensible benedick bear it,
扯下牛角，插在我额头上， pluck off the bull's horns and set them in my forehead,
让我被丑化，用他们写的大字， and let me be vilely painted, and in such great letters as they write,
“这儿有匹好马可以租，”让他们在我的招牌下表示： "here is good horse to hire," let them signify under my sign:
“在这里你可以看到已婚男人本尼迪克。” "Here you may see benedick the married man."
与此同时，好心的本尼迪克先生，请到列奥纳多家去， In the mean time, good signior benedick, repair to leonato's,
把我推荐给他，告诉他晚饭时我不会让他失望的， commend me to him, and tell him I will not fail him at supper,
因为他预备的甚多。 for indeed, he hath made great preparation.
我身上有足够的物质来做这样的大使， I have almost matter enough in me for such an embassage,
所以我向你保证… and so I commit you...
“上帝的教诲。从我家里，如果我有的话……” "To the tuition of god. From my house, if I had it..."
”7月6日。你亲爱的朋友，本尼迪克。” "6th July. Your loving friend, benedick."
不，不要嘲笑，不要嘲笑， Nay, mock not, mock not,
你的话语主体有时会被碎片所保护。 the body of your discourse is sometime guarded with fragments.
[倒车警报哔哔声] [ Reversing alert beeps ]
而守卫们对这两种情况都稍有依赖。 And the guards are but slightly basted on neither.
[倒车警报哔哔声] [ Reversing alert beeps ]
在你继续藐视旧的结局之前，请扪心自问。 Ere you flout old ends any further, examine your conscience.
所以，我离开你。 And so, I leave you.
[王子轻笑] [ Prince chuckles ]
陛下，陛下现在可以帮我了。 My liege, your highness now may do me good.
我的爱由你来教，教它怎样，你就会明白 My love is thine to teach, teach it but how and thou shalt see
学习对你有益的任何艰难的教训是多么容易啊。 how apt it is to learn any hard lesson that may do thee good.
莱昂纳多有儿子吗，大人？没有孩子，只有英雄。 Hath leonato any son, my lord? No child but hero.
她是他唯一的继承人。你会影响她吗，克劳狄奥？ She's his only heir. Dost thou affect her, Claudio?
啊，我的主，当你在这结束的行动中继续前进， O my lord, when you went onward on this ended action,
我用军人的眼光看着她， I looked upon her with a soldier's eye, that liked,
但比起以爱的名义来推动喜欢，我还有更艰巨的任务要做。 but had a rougher task in hand than to drive liking to the name of love.
但现在我回来了。 But now I am returned.
战争的思想已经空出了它们的位置， And that warthoughts have left their places vacant,
在他们的房间里涌动着柔柔的欲望， in their rooms come thronging soft and delicate desires,
这一切都让我想起年轻的英雄是多么的美丽， all prompting me how fair young hero is,
在我上战场前说我喜欢她。 saying I liked her ere I went to wars.
你马上就会像个情人， Thou wilt be like a lover presently,
又用书中的言语使听的厌烦。 and tire the hearer with a book of words.
如果你爱英雄，请珍惜他， If thou dost love fair hero, Cherish it,
我也要与她和她父亲断绝关系 and I will break with her and with her father
你会得到她的。 and thou shalt have her.
你不正是为了这个目的才开始编造一个如此美妙的故事吗？ Wast not to this end that thou beganst to twist so fine a story?
你对爱的服侍多么甜蜜， How sweetly you do minister to love,
看他的脸色就知道爱的悲伤！ that know love's grief by his complexion!
但恐怕我的喜欢会突然出现， But lest my liking might too sudden seem,
我会写一篇更长的论文来弥补它。 I would have salved it with a longer treatise.
为什么需要比洪水更宽的桥呢？ What need the bridge much broader then the flood?
最公平的恩赐是必需品。 The fairest Grant is the necessity.
看，合适的才合适。只有一次，你的爱人， Look, what will serve is fit. 'Tis once, thou lovest,
我必用良药给你医治。 and I will fit thee with the remedy.
我知道我们今晚要狂欢。 I know we shall have revelling tonight.
我将化装成你的角色 I will assume thy part in some disguise
告诉英雄我是克劳迪奥， and tell fair hero that I am Claudio,
在她的怀抱里，我将解开我的心 and in her bosom, I'll unclasp my heart
用武力带走她的听力囚犯 and take her hearing prisoner with the force
和我的爱情故事的强烈相遇。 and strong encounter of my amorous tale.
然后我对她父亲说， Then after to her father will I break,
结论是，她将是你的。 and the conclusion is, she shall be thine.
让我们现在就把它付诸实践。 In practice let us put it presently.
[两人笑] [ Both laugh ]
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
莱奥纳托：怎么了，妻子，巴尔萨萨在哪里？他提供音乐了吗？ Leonato: How now wife, where's balthasar? Hath he provided the music?
Innogen：他非常忙。 Innogen: He is very busy about it.
但是，丈夫，我可以告诉你一个你做梦也没想到的消息。 But, husband, I can tell you news that you yet dreamt not of.
他们好吗？他们的外表很好看。 Are they good? They show well outward.
我无意中听到王子对克劳迪奥说他爱我们的女儿， I overheard the prince discover to Claudio that he loved our daughter,
今晚，我要在舞会上表示感谢。 and means to acknowledge it this night, in a dance.
王子吗? The prince?
如果他发现她很合得来 If he finds her accordant,
他的意思是抓住现在的时间， he means to take the present time by the top,
并立即与你决裂。 and instantly break with you of it.
我们将把它当作一个梦，直到它自己出现。 We will hold it as a dream, till it appear itself.
但我们会让我们的女儿熟悉， But we will acquaint our daughter withal,
也许她对答案准备得更好， that she may be the better prepared for an answer,
如果这是真的。你去把这事告诉她。 if peradventure this be true. Go you, and tell her of it.
巴瑟萨，你知道该怎么做。 Ah, balthasar, you know what you have to do.
我求你发发慈悲，提多，跟我走，我要用你的本事。 I cry you mercy, Titus, go you with me and I will use your skill.
是啊!在这忙的时候好好照顾一下。 Yea! Have a care this busy time.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
康拉德：什么年头，大人？你为什么如此悲伤？ Conrade: What the goodyear, my lord? Why are you thus out of measure sad?
在繁殖的场合没有衡量标准， There is no measure in the occasion that breeds,
因此，悲伤是无限的。你应该听听道理。 therefore sadness is without limit. You should hear reason.
当我听到的时候，是什么祝福带来的？ And when I've heard it, what blessing brings it?
如果不是目前的补救办法，至少也要让病人忍受。 If not a present remedy, at least a patient sufferance.
我不知道他是否要用一种道德药 I wonder that goest about to apply a moral medicine
一种令人屈辱的恶作剧。 to a mortifying mischief.
我无法隐藏我的本性。 I cannot hide what I am.
有理由的时候我必须悲伤，不为别人的玩笑微笑， I must be sad when I have cause, and smile at no man's jests,
饿了就吃，不等待别人的空闲； eat when I have stomach, and wait for no man's leisure,
困倦的时候就睡觉，不去管别人的事， sleep when I am drowsy, and tend on no man's business,
我高兴时你就笑，别人高兴时你不抓人。 laugh when I am merry, and claw no man in his humour.
是的，但你不能把这一切都表现出来， Yea, but you must not make the full show of this,
直到你可以不受控制地去做。 till you may do it without controlment.
最近，你站出来反对你哥哥， You have, of late, stood out against your brother,
他刚把你收进他的圣堂， and he hath ta'en you newly into his grace,
你应该在不可能的地方扎根， where it is impossible you should take root,
但借着好天气，你使自己。 but by the fair weather you make yourself.
你有必要为自己的收获设定季节。 It is needful that you frame the season for your own harvest.
我宁愿做树篱下的蛀虫，也不愿做他恩宠下的玫瑰。 I'd rather be a canker in a hedge, than a Rose in his grace.
我的血统更适合被所有人鄙视， And it better fits my blood to be disdained of all,
而不是造一辆马车去夺别人的爱。 than to fashion a carriage to Rob love from any.
在这一点上，虽然我不能说是一个讨人喜欢的诚实人， In this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man,
不可否认，我是一个不折不扣的恶棍。 it must not be denied but, I am a plain dealing villain.
我被赋予了枪口，被赋予了木屐， I am trusted with a muzzle, and enfranchised with a clog,
所以我下了命令，不在我的笼子里唱歌。 therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage.
如果我有嘴，我会咬人的。 If I had my mouth, I would bite.
如果我有自由，我会做我喜欢的事。 If I had my Liberty, I would do my liking.
在此期间，就让我做我自己吧，不要试图改变我。 In the meantime, let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me.
你不能利用你的不满吗？ Can you make no use of your discontent?
我将充分利用它，因为我只使用它。 I will make all use of it, for I use it only.
谁来了？有什么消息吗？ Who comes here? What news, borachio?
我刚吃完一顿丰盛的晚餐，从那边回来。 I came yonder from a great supper.
王子，你的兄弟，受到莱昂纳多的款待， The prince, your brother, is royally entertained by leonato,
我可以给你提供一桩婚事的情报。 and I can give you intelligence of an intended marriage.
它会成为任何一种制造恶作剧的模式吗？ Will it serve for any model to build mischief on?
愚昧人自以为安逸，有什么益处呢？ What is he for a fool that betroths himself to unquietness?
玛丽，这是你哥哥的右手。 Marry, it is your brother's right hand.
谁，最精致的克劳迪奥？甚至他。 Who, the most exquisite Claudio? Even he.
一个体面的侍从，而且……他是谁，朝哪个方向看？ A proper squire, and who... and who, which way looks he?
嫁给一个英雄，莱昂纳托的女儿和继承人。 Marry on hero, the daughter and heir of leonato.
一只非常向前的行军小鸡。你是怎么想到这个的？ A very forward marchchick. How came you to this?
我无意中听到大家同意了 I overheard it agreed upon
王子应该为自己追求英雄，并且得到了她， that the prince should woo hero for himself, and having obtained her,
把她交给克劳迪奥伯爵吧。 give her to count Claudio.
来吧，来吧，我们到那儿去吧，这也许会使我不高兴。 Come, come, let us thither, this may prove food to my displeasure.
我被推翻后，那家新成立的公司获得了全部荣誉。 That young startup hath all the glory of my overthrow.
如果我能以任何方式惹恼他，我祝福自己……每一个方法。 If I can cross him any way, I bless myself... Every way.
你们俩都有把握，愿意帮助我吗？ You are both sure, and will assist me?
至死方休，大人让我们去吃大餐吧。 To the death, my lord. Let us to the great supper.
我一屈服，他们就越高兴。 Their cheer is the greater that I am subdued.
要是厨师不在我心里就好了。[他笑] Would the cook were of my mind. [ He laughs ]
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
我们去证明该怎么做吧？我们将恭候阁下。 Shall we go prove what's to be done? We'll wait upon your lordship.
[♬流畅的爵士乐/流行音乐] [ ♪ Smooth jazz/pop ]
[低语] [ Whispering ]
“约翰伯爵”不是来吃晚饭的吗？ Was not "count John" here at supper?
我没有看见他。那位先生看起来多刻薄啊。 I saw him not. How tartly that gentleman looks.
我从未见过他，但一小时后我就心痛不已。 I never can see him, but I am heartburned an hour after.
他的性格很忧郁。 He is of a very melancholy disposition.
他是一个优秀的人 He were an excellent man
那是在他和本尼迪克之间打的。 that were made just in the midway between him and benedick.
一个太像一个形象，什么也没说， The one is too like an image and says nothing,
另一个也像我夫人的大儿子，总是在打小报告。 the other too like my lady's eldest son, evermore tattling.
然后把本尼迪克先生的半张舌头塞进约翰伯爵的嘴里， Then half signior benedick's tongue in count John's mouth,
从本尼迪克先生的脸上可以看出约翰的忧郁…… and half count John's melancholy in signior benedick's face...
叔叔，腿脚好，钱包里有钱， With a good leg and a good foot, uncle, and money enough in his purse,
这样的男人会赢得世界上任何一个女人， such a man would win any woman in the world,
如果他能得到她的好感。 if he could get her good will.
我发誓，侄女，你永远找不到丈夫 By my troth niece, thou wilt never get a husband
如果你的舌头这么狡猾。说实话，她太恶毒了。 if thou be so shrewd of thy tongue. In faith she's too curst.
太恶毒比恶毒更恶毒， Too curst is more than curst,
我要减少上帝的派遣，因为据说， I shall lessen god's sending that way, for it is said,
上帝给诅咒的母牛长了短角，但给太诅咒的母牛却没有长角。 god sends a curst cow short horns, but to a cow too curst he sends none.
这么说，你太刻薄了，上帝就不会给你角了？ So, by being too curst, god will send you no horns?
只是，如果他不给我派丈夫，为了什么祝福， Just, if he send me no husband, for the which blessing,
我每天早晚都跪在他面前。 I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening.
主啊，我无法忍受一个满脸胡须的丈夫， Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face,
我宁愿躺在羊毛衫里。 I'd rather lie in the woollen.
你可能碰到一个没有胡子的丈夫。 You may light upon a husband that hath no beard.
我该拿他怎么办？ What should I do with him?
让他穿上我的衣服，做我的侍女？ Dress him in my apparel, and make him my waiting gentlewoman?
蓄须不止是青年， He that hath a beard is more than a youth,
没有胡须的，不如人。 and he that hath no beard is less then a man,
年纪大了的，也不适合我。 and he that is more then a youth, is not for me.
那不如人的，我不适合他。 And he that is less then a man, I am not for him.
因此，我甚至要向饲养员要六便士， Therefore, I shall even take sixpence in earnest of the bearkeeper,
把他的猿猴带进地狱。 and lead his apes into hell.
那么，你会下地狱吗？不，但是去大门。 Well then, go you into hell? No, but to the gate.
魔鬼会像戴绿帽子一样来见我 And there will the devil meet me like an old cuckold
头上长着角，说…… with horns on his head, and say...
“带你去天堂，比阿特丽斯！ [ As Frankie howerd ] "Get you to heaven, Beatrice!
“哦，带你去天堂。 "O, get you to heaven.
“这里没有你们这些女仆的容身之地。” "Here's no place for you maids."
所以，我把我的猿猴交给圣彼得，去天堂， So deliver I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the heavens,
他指给我看单身汉们坐的地方， he shows me where the bachelors sit,
我们在那里过着无忧无虑的生活。 and there we live as merry as the day is long.
好吧，女儿，我相信你会被你父亲统治。 Well daughter, I trust you will be ruled by your father.
是的，信仰，行屈膝礼是我表姐的责任， Yes faith, it is my cousin's duty to make curtsy,
然后说“父亲，随您的便”尽管如此，表弟， and say, "father, as it please you." Yet for all that, cousin,
让他成为一个英俊的小伙子，否则就行另一个屈膝礼， let him be a handsome fellow, or else make an other curtsy,
然后说“父亲，随你的便” and say, "father, as it please me."
好吧，侄女，我希望有一天你能找到一个合适的丈夫。 Well, niece, I hope to see you one day fitted with a husband.
除非上帝用别的金属造人，而不是用土。 Not till god make men of some other metal then earth.
这不会使一个女人伤心吗 Would it not grieve a woman
被一片英勇之尘所征服？ to be overmastered by a piece of Valiant dust?
把她的一生讲给一堆任性的泥炭人听？ To make account of her life to a clod of wayward marl?
不，叔叔，我不要。亚当的儿子是我的弟兄。 No uncle, I'll none. Adam's sons are my brethren,
我确实认为在我的亲属中娶妻是一种罪过。 and truly I do hold it a sin to match in my kindred.
女儿，记住我跟你说过的话 Daughter, remember what I told you,
如果王子真这样招人，你知道你的答案。 if the prince do solicit in that kind, you know your answer.
比阿特丽斯：那是音乐的问题，表弟。 Beatrice: The fault will be in the music, cousin,
如果你没有被及时追求。如果王子太重要 if you be not wooed in good time. If the prince be too important,
告诉他凡事都有尺度， tell him there is measure in everything,
然后跳出答案。 and so dance out the answer.
听我说，英雄，求爱，结婚，忏悔， For hear me, hero, wooing, wedding, and repenting,
就像苏格兰吉格舞，一种量具，一种舞会。 is as scotch jig, a measure, and a cinquepace.
第一套房又热又急 The first suite is all hot and hasty
就像苏格兰吉格舞， like a scotch jig,
充满幻想。 and full as fantastical.
婚礼礼仪， The wedding mannerly,
谦虚作为一种手段，充满了状态和古老。 modest as a measure, full of state and ancientry.
然后是忏悔。(观众笑) And then comes repentance. (Audience laughs)
他的坏腿掉进了墓地， And with his bad legs falls into the cinquepace,
越快越快，直到他沉入坟墓。 faster and faster, till he sinks into his grave.
表姐，你精明地看透了。 Cousin, you apprehend passing shrewdly.
我的眼睛很好，叔叔，我能在白天看到教堂。 I have a good eye, uncle, I can see a church by daylight.
Dj：狂欢的人都进来了，腾出地方来。 Dj: The revellers are entering, make good room.
[笑声和说话声] [ Laughter and voices ]
[♬以“等待英雄”的方式] [ ♪ In the style of "holding out for a hero"]
♬谁是英雄？她是什么？我们所有的男仆都称赞她？ ♪ Who is hero? What is she? That all our swains commend her?
天上的恩典赐给她圣洁、美丽、智慧 ♪ Holy, fair and wise is she that heaven grace did lend her
♬她是否像她一样善良？因为美与善共存 ♪ is she kind as she is fair? For beauty lives with kindness
爱修补了她的眼睛，使他免于失明 ♪ love doth to her eyes repair to save him from his blindness
♬那就让音乐播放吧，让音乐播放吧 ♪ then let the music play let the music play
♬让音乐播放让音乐播放…？ ♪ let the music play let the music play...?
来吧! Come on!
♪. .让我们为英雄歌唱，因为英雄是奇迹 ♪ ..And to hero let us sing for hero is a wonder
♬让我们心碎的一切都是他的 ♪ who warrants every thing that tears our hearts asunder
♬让我们为英雄歌唱，因为英雄是奇迹 ♪ and to hero let us sing for hero is a wonder
♬让我们心碎的一切都是他的 ♪ who warrants every thing that tears our hearts asunder
♬致英雄！♪ ♪ to hero! ♪
[音乐和声音消失] [ Music and voices fade ]
王子：女士，你愿意和你的朋友四处走走吗？ Prince: Lady, will you walk about with your friend?
英雄：所以你走路温柔，样子甜美，什么也不说， Hero: So you walk softly, and look sweetly, and say nothing,
走路的时候我是你的，尤其是当我离开的时候。 I am yours for the walk, and especially when I walk away.
王子：和我在你的公司？英雄：当我高兴的时候，我可以这么说。 Prince: With me in your company? Hero: I may say so, when I please.
王子：你什么时候愿意这么说？男主角：当我喜欢你的时候。 Prince: And when please you to say so? Hero: When I like your favour.
王子：如果你在说爱，请小声点。 Prince: Speak low, if you speak love.
嗯…我希望你真的喜欢我。我也不会，为了你自己， Well... I would you did like me. So would not I, for your own sake,
因为我有许多不好的品质。 for I have many ill qualities.
哪个是1 ？我大声祈祷。 Which is one? I say my prayers aloud.
我爱你越深，听众可能会喊“阿门”。 I love you the better, the hearers may cry "amen".
上帝给我配个好舞者。 God match me with a good dancer.
阿们。 Amen.
舞蹈结束后，上帝别让我看见他。 And god keep him out of my sight when the dance is done.
波拉基奥：不要再说了，店员回答。 Borachio: No more words, the clerk is answered.
我很了解你，你是我丈夫。 I know you well enough, you are my husband.
总之，我不是。 At a word, I am not.
我从你的摇头就知道你是谁。 I know you by the waggling of your head.
实话告诉你，我伪造了他。 To tell you true, I counterfeit him.
除非你就是他的真命天子，否则你不可能对他这么不好。 You could not do him so ill well, unless you were the very man.
这是他干燥的手上下摆动。你是他，你是他。 Here's his dry hand up and down. You are he, you are he.
你不告诉我是谁告诉你的吗？ Will you not tell me who told you so?
本尼迪克（尖声）：不，你应该原谅我。 Benedick (high pitched): No, you shall pardon me.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
你也不愿意告诉我你是谁？ Nor will you not tell me who are you?
不是现在。我是轻蔑的， Not now. That I was disdainful,
我从这一百个欢乐的故事中得到了我的聪明才智。 and that I had my good wit out of the hundred merry tales.
这是本尼迪克先生说的。 Well, this was signior benedick that said so.
噢!他是什么?我相信你很了解他。 Ooh! What's he? I am sure you know him well enough.
不是我，相信我。 Not I, believe me.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
他从来没逗你笑过吗？请问，他是什么人？ Did he never make you laugh? I pray you, what is he?
为什么他是王子的小丑。 Why he is the prince's Jester.
一个非常迟钝的傻瓜。 A very dull fool.
他唯一的天赋就是设计不可能的诽谤。 His only gift is in devising impossible slanders.
只有浪荡子喜欢他， None but libertines delight in him,
值得称赞的不是他的机智，而是他的恶行， and the commendation is not in his wit, but in his villainy,
因为他既使人喜悦，又使人恼怒， for he both pleaseth men and angers them,
然后他们嘲笑他，打他。 and then they laugh at him, and beat him.
我肯定他在舰队里。我真希望他能让我上船。 I am sure he is in the fleet. I would he had boarded me.
等我认识了那位先生，我会把你的话告诉他的。 When I know the gentleman, I'll tell him what you say.
行了，行了，他只会拿我做一两个比较， Do, do, he'll but break a comparison or two on me,
也许没有人注意到，也没有人嘲笑， which peradventure, not marked, or not laughed at,
让他陷入忧郁，然后一只鹧鸪的翅膀得救了， strikes him into melancholy, and then there's a partridge wing saved,
因为那夜愚妄人不吃晚饭。 for the fool will eat no supper that night.
我们必须跟随领导。 We must follow the leaders.
[叹气] [ Sighs ]
两种:啊! Both: Ah!
当然，我哥哥对英雄很感兴趣， Sure my brother is amorous on hero,
又叫她父亲离开，与他断绝关系。 and hath withdrawn her father to break with him about it.
你不是本尼迪克先生吗？ Are not you signior benedick?
[影响苏格兰口音]哦！你很了解我，我就是他。 [ Affects Scottish accent ] Och! You know me well, I am he.
先生，你对我哥哥的爱很接近。 Signior, you are very near my brother in his love.
他迷恋上了一个英雄，我恳求你劝阻他离开她， He is enamoured on hero, I pray you dissuade him from her,
她比不上他的出身。 she is no equal for his birth.
你可以扮演一个诚实人的角色。 You may do the part of an honest man in it.
你怎么知道他爱她？我听见他发誓说他爱你。 How know you he loves her? I heard him swear his affection.
我也是，他发誓今晚就和她结婚。 So did I too, and he swore he'd marry with her tonight.
来，我们去赴宴吧。 Come, let us to the banquet.
我以本尼迪克的名义回答， Thus answer I in name of benedick,
但要让克劳狄奥听到这些坏消息。 but hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio.
这是肯定的，王子在为自己求婚。 'Tis certain so, the prince woos for himself.
友谊在其他一切事物中都是不变的 Friendship is constant in all other things
除了在办公室和情事上， save in the office and affairs of love,
所以相爱的人，都用自己的方言。 therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues.
让每只眼睛自己去谈判吧，不要相信代理人。 Let every eye negotiate for itself, and trust no agent.
美丽…… For beauty...
. .是一个女巫，对她的魅力信仰融化成血。 ..Is a witch, against whose charms faith melteth into blood.
这是一个偶然的时刻证明，我不相信。 This is an accident of hourly proof, which I mistrusted not.
因此，永别了，英雄。 Farewell therefore, hero.
本尼迪克：克劳迪奥伯爵！是的，一样的。 Benedick: Count Claudio! Yea, the same.
来，你愿意和我一起去吗？到哪里? Come, will you go with me? Whither?
即使是下一个柳树，关于你自己的事，伯爵。 Even to the next Willow, about your own business, count.
你要戴什么式样的花环？ What fashion will you wear the garland of?
像放高利贷的链子一样挂在你的脖子上？ About your neck like a usurer's chain?
或者夹在胳膊下面，比如中尉的围巾？ Or under your arm, like a lieutenant's scarf?
你必须朝一个方向戴，因为王子抓住了你的英雄。 You must wear it one way, for the prince hath got your hero.
我祝他和她幸福。 I wish him joy of her.
这是一个诚实的车夫说的话，所以他们是卖牛的。 Why, that's spoken like an honest drover, so they sell bullocks.
你以为王子会这样伺候你吗？ Did you think the prince would have served you thus?
我恳求你离开我。 I pray you leave me.
嘿，现在你打得像个盲人。 Hey, now you strike like the blindman.
是那个男孩偷了你的肉，你会跑掉的。 'Twas the boy that stole your meat, you'll beat the post.
如果没有，我就离开你。 If it will not be, I'll leave you.
[隔壁传来音乐声] [ Music booms from next door ]
唉，可怜的受伤的鸟儿，现在他要爬进莎草里了。 Alas, poor hurt fowl, now will he creep into sedges.
我的比阿特丽斯夫人认识我，又不认识我。 But that my lady Beatrice should know me, and not know me.
王子的傻瓜！哈? The prince's fool! Hah?
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
也许我有这个头衔是因为我很快乐。 It may be I go under that title because I am merry.
是吗?但是,所以… Yeah? But, so...
我容易做错事。 I am apt to do myself wrong.
我的名声可不那么好，这是比阿特丽斯的性格，虽然刻薄，却很卑鄙 I am not so reputed, it is the base, though bitter, disposition of Beatrice
把整个世界都放进了她的身体里，也让我出去了。 that puts the world into her person, and so gives me out.
嗯… Well...
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
我会尽我所能报仇的。 I'll be revenged as I may.
对吧? Right?
王子：现在，先生，伯爵在哪里，你看到他了吗？ Prince: Now, signior, where's the count, did you see him?
大人，我告诉他了，我想我说的是实话， My lord, I told him, and I think I told him true,
陛下已经得到了他英雄的意志。 that your grace hath got the will of his hero.
我邀请他陪我去一棵柳树， And I offered him my company to a Willow tree,
或者给他做一个花环，因为他被抛弃了， either to make him a garland, as being forsaken,
也不可用杖捆绑他，因他配受责打。 or to bind him a rod, as being worthy to be whipped.
被鞭打，是他的错吗？ To be whipped, what's his fault?
一个小学生的平淡的越轨行为， The flat transgression of a schoolboy,
他因为找到了一个鸟巢而欣喜若狂， who being overjoyed with finding a bird's nest,
把它展示给他的同伴，他就把它偷走了。 shows it his companion, and he steals it.
你要将倚靠当作过犯吗。罪过在于偷东西的人。 Wilt thou make trust a transgression? The transgression is in the stealer.
然而这并没有错，棍子和花环都做好了， Yet it had not been amiss the rod had been made and the garland too,
他本可以自己戴上花环， for the garland he might have worn himself,
他本可以给你的惩罚， and the rod he might have bestowed on you,
依我看，是谁偷了他的鸟巢。 who, as I take it, have stolen his bird's nest.
[王子轻笑] [ Prince chuckles ]
我只教它们唱歌，把它们还给主人。 I will but teach them to sing, and restore them to the owner.
他们的歌声若应和你的话，你凭我的信心说得诚实。 If their singing answer your saying, by my faith you say honestly.
比阿特丽斯夫人跟你吵架了。 The lady Beatrice hath a quarrel to you.
和她跳舞的那位先生说她被你冤枉了。 The gentleman who danced with her said she is much wronged by you.
啊，她虐待我，虐待得过了一个街区。 O, she misused me, past the endurance of a block.
一棵只有一片绿叶的橡树会回答她， An oak but with one green leaf on it would have answered her,
我的脸开始焕发生机，跟她骂起来。 my very visor began to assume life and scold with her.
她告诉了我，以为我不是我自己…… She told me, not thinking I had been myself...
. .我是王子的弄臣。 ..That I was the prince's Jester.
我比冰雪还迟钝， And that I was duller than a great thaw,
把笑话堆成一堆，用这种不可能的方式， huddling jest upon jest, with such impossible conveyance upon me,
我就像一个站在靶子前的人，整个军队都在向我射击。 that I stood like a man at a Mark, with a whole army shooting at me.
她说话尖酸刻薄，字斟句酌。 She speaks poniards, and every word stabs.
如果她的呼吸和她的终结一样可怕， If her breath were as terrible as her terminations,
她附近没有人住，她会传染到北极星。 there were no living near her, she would infect to the north star.
我不会娶她， I would not marry her,
虽然她拥有亚当留给他的一切， though she were endowed with all that Adam had left him,
在他越界之前，她会让赫拉克勒斯转动吐槽， before he transgressed, she would have made Hercules have turn the spit,
是的，他也离开了他的棍棒去生火了。 yea, and have cleft his club to make a fire too.
好了，别说她了。 Come, talk not of her.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
我真希望哪位学者能召唤出她， I would to god some scholar would conjure her,
当然，只要她在这里， for certainly while she is here,
一个人在地狱里可以像在避难所一样安静地生活， a man may live as quiet in hell as in a sanctuary,
人故意犯罪，因为他们要往那里去， and people sin upon purpose, because they would go thither,
的确，所有的不安、恐惧和不安都跟着她。 so indeed all disquiet, horror, and perturbation follow her.
哦，看，她来了。 Oh, look, here she comes.
陛下能命令我为世界末日效劳吗？ Will your grace command me any service to the world's end?
我现在要到两极去办点小事 I will go on the slightest errand now to the antipodes
你能想出办法打发我走。 that you can devise to send me on.
我现在就去亚洲最偏远的地方给你拿一根牙签。 I will fetch you a toothpicker now from the furthest inch of Asia.
把牧师约翰脚的长度给你。 Bring you the length of prester John's foot.
帮你从大船长的胡子上扯下一根头发。 Fetch you a hair off the great cham's beard.
你对侏儒有什么使节吗？ Do you any embassage to the pigmies.
与其忍受和这个女妖三个字的对话。 Rather then endure three words conference with this harpy.
[她说] [ She mouths ]
你没有给我工作吗？ You have no employment for me?
无非是希望有你作伴。 None, but to desire your good company.
哦,上帝。先生，这道菜我不喜欢， O, god. Sir, here's a dish I love not,
我受不了我的女人舌头。 I cannot endure my lady tongue.
比阿特丽斯:噢…… Beatrice: Oh...
来吧,女士。来了。 Come, lady. Come.
你已经失去了本尼迪克先生的心。 You have lost the heart of signior benedick.
的确，大人，他借给我一段时间…… Indeed, my lord, he lent it me a while...
. .我给了他好处，用一颗心换另一颗心。 ..And I gave him use for it, a double heart for a single one.
玛丽，在他用假骰子赢了我之前， Marry, once before he won it off me with false dice,
因此，陛下可以说我失去了它。 therefore your grace may well say I have lost it.
你把他放下了，女士，你把他放下了。 You have put him down, lady, you have put him down.
所以我不希望他伤害我，大人， So I would not he should do me, my lord,
恐怕我是愚人之母。 lest I should prove the mother of fools.
我把克劳迪奥伯爵带来了，你派我来找他。 I have brought you count Claudio, whom you sent me to seek.
（咯咯地笑）哦！ [ Chuckling ] Oooh!
现在，伯爵，您为什么愁眉苦脸？ How now, count, wherefore are you sad?
不难过，大人。如何呢?生病了吗? Not sad, my lord. How then? Sick?
都不是，大人。 Neither, my lord.
伯爵既不悲伤，也不生病，也不快乐，也不健康，但是…… The count is neither sad, nor sick, nor merry, nor well but...
. .有礼貌，伯爵，像橘子一样有礼貌，脸上带着嫉妒的神色。 ..Civil, count, civil as an orange and something of that jealous complexion.
我相信女士，我认为你的宣言是真实的， I'faith lady, I think your blazon to be true,
虽然我敢发誓，如果他是这样的话，那他的自负是虚假的。 though I'll be sworn, if he be so, his conceit is false.
克劳迪奥，我以你的名义向你求爱了，我赢了。 Here Claudio, I have wooed in thy name, and fair hero is won.
我已经和她父亲决裂了，他的好意已经得到了。 I have broke with her father, and his good will obtained.
定好结婚的日子，愿上帝赐你快乐。 Name the day of marriage, and god give thee joy.
列奥纳多：伯爵，带走我的女儿，带走我的财产。 Leonato: Count, take of me my daughter, and with her my fortunes.
他的恩典已经撮合了这门亲事，所有的恩典都说阿们。 His grace hath made the match, and all grace say amen to it.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
说吧，伯爵，轮到你了。 Speak, count, 'Tis your cue.
沉默是欢乐的最好预兆。 Silence is the perfectest herald of joy.
如果我说不出有多高兴，我就有点不高兴了。 I were but little happy if I could say how much.
女士，正如你是我的，我也是你的， Lady, as you are mine, I am yours,
我为你舍弃了我自己，我喜欢这样的交换。 I give away my self for you, and dote upon the exchange.
说吧，堂兄，如果你说不出来， Oh, speak, cousin, or if you cannot,
用亲嘴堵住他的口，不容他说话。 stop his mouth with a kiss, and let not him speak neither.
女士，你有一颗快乐的心。 In faith lady, you have a merry heart.
是的，大人，我感谢你，可怜的傻瓜。它保持在有风的一面。 Yea, my lord, I thank it, poor fool. It keeps on the windy side of care.
我表妹在他耳边告诉他，他在她心里。 My cousin tells him in his ear that he is in her heart.
她的确是这样，表妹。上帝保佑我们结盟。 And so she doth, cousin. Good lord for alliance.
每个人都这样走向世界，但我…… Thus goes everyone to the world but I...
. .我被晒伤了。 ..And I am sunburned.
我可能会坐在角落里哭，“嘿，我要找个丈夫。” I may sit in a corner and cry, "heigh ho for a husband."
比阿特丽斯小姐，我给你拿一个。 Lady Beatrice, I will get you one.
我宁愿要一个你父亲的。 I had rather have one of your father's getting.
陛下没有像您这样的兄弟吗？ Hath your grace ne'er a brother like you?
你父亲找到了好丈夫，只要一个女仆能找到就好了。 Your father got excellent husbands, if only a maid could come by them.
你愿意要我吗，女士？贝雅特丽齐(笑) Will you have me, lady? [Beatrice laughs]
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
不! No!
我的主人，除非我能在工作日有另一个！ My lord, unless I might have another one for workingdays!
你太贵了，不能天天戴着！ Your grace is too costly to wear every day!
（紧张地笑）嘘！ [ Laughs nervously ] Ssh!
但我恳求您原谅我。 But I beseech your grace pardon me.
我生来就会说笑，无所谓。 I was born to speak all mirth, and no matter.
你的沉默最冒犯我，而快乐最适合你， Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you,
因为毫无疑问，你出生在一个欢乐的时刻。 for out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
“不知道，大人。”母亲叫道。 No sure, my lord, my mother cried.
但后来有一颗星星在跳舞，我就在它下面出生了。 But then there was a star danced, and under that was I born.
表兄弟们，愿上帝赐予你们快乐。 Cousins, god give you joy.
侄女，你会注意我告诉你的那些事吗？ Niece, will you look to those things I told you of?
我求你发发慈悲，叔叔。 I cry you mercy, uncle.
请陛下原谅。 By your grace's pardon.
[王子尴尬地笑] [ Prince laughs awkwardly ]
说实在的，她是位和蔼可亲的女士。 By my troth, a pleasantspirited lady.
她身上一点忧郁的成分都没有，大人， There's little of the melancholy element in her, my lord,
她只有在睡觉的时候才会悲伤，而且从不悲伤， she is never sad but when she sleeps, and not ever sad then,
因为我听我女儿说，她经常梦见不幸， for I have heard my daughter say, she hath often dreamt of unhappiness,
笑醒了自己。 and waked herself with laughing.
她不忍听别人谈起她的丈夫。 She cannot endure to hear tell of a husband.
哦，绝不，她嘲笑她所有的追求者。 O, by no means, she mocks all her wooers out of suit.
她是本尼迪克的好妻子。 She were an excellent wife for benedick.
[笑]主啊，主啊，如果他们只结婚一个星期， [ Laughing ] O lord, my lord, if they were but a week married,
他们会把自己说疯。 they would talk themselves mad.
怎么了，克劳迪奥。 How now, Claudio.
你什么时候去教堂？明天，大人。 When means you to go to church? Tomorrow, my lord.
时间拄着拐杖走，直到爱完成他所有的仪式。 Time goes on crutches till love have all his rites.
直到星期一，我亲爱的儿子，时间也太短了， Not till Monday, my dear son, and a time too brief, too,
凡事都要留心。 to have all things ask for, mind.
来吧，你在长时间的呼吸中摇摇头， Come, you shake the head at so long a breathing,
但我向你保证，克劳迪奥，我们的时间不会过得单调乏味。 but I warrant thee Claudio, the time shall not go dully by us.
在此期间，我将承担赫拉克勒斯的一项任务 I will in the interim, undertake one of Hercules' labours
那就是请本尼迪克先生和比阿特丽斯小姐来 which is to bring signior benedick and the lady Beatrice
感情成山，此起彼伏。 into a mountain of affection, the one with the other.
我很想让它成为一场比赛，我毫不怀疑，我一定会把它塑造成一种风格， I fain would have it a match, and I doubt not but to fashion it,
如果你们都能提供这样的帮助，我将给你们指示。 if you all minister such assistance as I shall give you direction.
大人，我是支持您的，尽管我为此守望了十个晚上。 My lord, I am for you, though it cost me ten nights' watchings.
还有我，大人。你也是吗，温柔的英雄？ And I, my lord. And you too, gentle hero?
大人，只要能帮我表妹找个好丈夫，我什么事都愿意做。 I will do any modest office, my lord, to help my cousin to a good husband.
本尼迪克也不是我认识的最绝望的丈夫。 And benedick is not the unhopefullest husband I know.
到此为止，我只能称赞他。 Thus far can I praise him.
他出身高贵，为人勇敢，为人诚实。 He is of a noble strain, of approved valour and confirmed honesty.
我会教你如何取悦你的表兄， I will teach you how to humour your cousin,
她会爱上他，而我，在你们两个的帮助下， that she shall fall in love with him, and I, with your two helps,
尽管本尼迪克聪明伶俐，你也要这样对付他吗 will so practise on benedick that in despite of his quick wit
还有他的反胃，他会爱上比阿特丽斯。 and his queasy stomach, he shall fall in love with Beatrice.
如果我们能做到这一点，丘比特就不再是射手了。 If we can do this, cupid no longer an Archer.
他的荣耀属于我们，因为我们是唯一的爱神。 His glory shall be ours, for we are the only love gods.
[笑声] [ Laughter ]
跟我进去，我来告诉你我的意思。 Go in with me, and I will tell you my drift.
果真如此，克劳迪奥伯爵将迎娶莱昂纳托的女儿。 It is so, the count Claudio shall marry the daughter of leonato.
是的，大人，但我能过河。 Yea, my lord, but I can cross it.
任何障碍，任何十字架，任何障碍，对我来说都是可以医治的。 Any bar, any cross, any impediment, will be medicinable to me.
我对他很不高兴， I am sick in displeasure to him,
凡是使他的感情受挫的东西，都能与我的感情相抵。 and whatsoever comes athwart his affection ranges evenly with mine.
你怎能越过这门亲事？说实话，大人， How canst thou cross this marriage? Not honestly, my lord,
但要隐蔽得使我不显出不诚实来。 but so covertly that no dishonesty shall appear in me.
简单地告诉我怎么做。 Show me briefly how.
我记得我告诉过阁下，一年前， I think I told your lordship, a year since,
我是多么喜欢玛格丽特，这位等待着成为英雄的贵妇。 how I am in the favour of Margaret, the waiting gentlewoman to hero.
我记得。这段婚姻的死亡又有什么意义呢？ I remember. What life is in that to be the death of this marriage?
那毒就在你身上。 The poison of that lies in you to temper.
你去见你的哥哥王子吧，千万不要告诉他 Go you to the prince, your brother, spare not to tell him
他和著名的克劳迪奥结婚玷污了自己的名誉 that he hath wronged his honour in marrying the renowned Claudio,
你对谁的估计深信不疑…… whose estimation do you mightily hold up...
. .给一个受了污染的人，比如英雄。 ..To a contaminated stale, such a one as hero.
我要拿什么来证明呢？ What proof shall I make of that?
有足够的证据来虐待王子，惹恼克劳迪奥， Proof enough to misuse the prince, to vex Claudio,
撤销英雄，杀死莱昂纳多，还有其他问题吗？ to undo hero and kill leonato, look you for any other issue?
只要不去理会它们，我就会竭尽全力。 Only to despite them I will endeavour anything.
然后去。 Go then.
给我找个见面时间，把唐·佩德罗和克劳迪奥伯爵单独拉出来。 Find me a meet hour to draw Don Pedro and count Claudio alone.
告诉他们你知道那个英雄爱我。 Tell them that you know that hero loves me.
未经考验，他们几乎不会相信。 They will scarcely believe it without trial.
向他们提供同样有可能的事例 Offer them instances which shall bear no less likelihood
也不愿看到我私下追求她，听我称玛格丽特为英雄， than to see me court her privately, hear me call Margaret hero,
在预定婚礼的前一晚，带他们来看这一幕， and bring them to see this the very night before the intended wedding,
在英雄的不忠中会出现这样看似真实的事实， and there shall appear such seeming truths in hero's disloyalty,
嫉妒可称为确信， that jealousy shall be called assurance,
一切的准备都被推翻了。 and all the preparation overthrown.
这对任何不利的问题都可以，我将付诸实践。 Grow this to what adverse issue it can, I will put it in practice.
做这件事要狡猾，你的报酬是……1000金币? Be cunning in the working this, and thy fee is... 1,000 ducats?
即使你一直在指责， Be you constant in the accusation,
我的狡猾不会使我蒙羞。 and my cunning shall not shame me.
我马上就去打听他们结婚的日子。 I will presently go learn their day of marriage.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
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[音乐消逝] [ Music fades ]
[呻吟] [ Moans ]
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
男孩? Boy?
先生! Signior!
在我房间的窗户上，放着一本书。 In my chamber window, lies a book.
把它…到我这儿来。 Bring it... Hither to me.
我已经到了，先生。 I am here already, sir.
我知道。(观众笑) I know that. (Audience laughs)
我要你在这儿，在这儿。 I would have thee hence, and here again.
一本书吗?一本书。 A book? A book.
我很奇怪，有一个人， I do much wonder, that one man,
看到另一个人多么愚蠢， seeing how much another man is a fool,
当他将自己的行为奉献给爱，意志， when he dedicates his behaviours to love, will,
在他嘲笑过别人如此肤浅的愚蠢之后， after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others,
坠入爱河，成为他自己嘲笑的对象。 become the argument of his own scorn by falling in love.
克劳迪奥就是这样一个人。 And such a man is Claudio.
我知道他什么时候除了鼓和生活没有音乐。 I have known when there was no music with him but the drum and the fife.
而现在，他宁愿听劳役声和笛声。 And now, would he rather hear the tabor and the pipe.
我知道他什么时候会走十英里路去看一副好盔甲。 I have known when he would have walked ten mile afoot to see a good armour.
现在他要十个晚上睡不着，雕刻一件新的紧身上衣。 And now will he lie ten nights awake, carving the fashion of a new doublet.
他惯于直言不讳，一针见血， He was wont to speak plain and to the purpose,
像个诚实的人，像个战士，现在，他变成了……拼字法。 like an honest man and a soldier, and now, is he turned... Orthography.
他的话是一场美妙的宴会， His words are a very fantastical banquet,
就是这么多奇怪的菜。 just so many strange dishes.
我可以如此皈依，用这双眼睛看吗？ May I be so converted and see with these eyes?
我不知道，我想没有。 I cannot tell, I think not.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
我不会发誓，但爱可能会改变我……对于牡蛎来说， I will not be sworn, but love may transform me... To an oyster,
但我要发誓，直到他把我变成一只牡蛎， but I'll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster of me,
他决不会把我弄成这样的傻瓜。 he shall never make me such a fool.
一个女人很漂亮，但我很好。 One woman is fair, yet I am well.
有智慧的，我也安好；有贤德的，我也安好。 Another is wise, yet I am well, another virtuous, yet I am well.
除非所有的恩典都集中在一个女人身上，否则没有一个女人得着我的恩典。 But till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace.
她一定会有钱的，这是肯定的。 Rich she shall be, that's certain.
聪明点，不然我什么都不做。 Wise, or I'll none.
贞洁，否则我绝不会贬低她。 Virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her.
公平，否则我永远都不会看她一眼。 Fair, or I'll never look on her.
温和点，不然就别靠近我。 Mild, or come not near me.
高尚与否，我为天使。 Noble, or not I for an angel.
谈吐得体，是一位杰出的音乐家，她的头发会很浓密…… Of good discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall be re...
. .上帝喜欢什么颜色。 ..Of what colour it please god.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
哦!王子和先生相爱（!） Oh! The prince and monsieur love(!)
我要把自己藏起来。 I will hide me.
王子：来，我们来听听音乐好吗？克劳迪奥：是的，我的好主人。 Prince: Come, shall we hear the music? Claudio: Yea, my good lord.
多么寂静的早晨。为了给和谐增光添彩。 How still the morning is. As hushed on purpose to grace Harmony.
你看到本尼迪克藏在哪里了吗？ See you where benedick hath hid himself?
好吧，大人。 O very well, my lord.
王子：来吧，巴尔萨萨，我们再来一遍那首歌。 Prince: Come balthasar, we'll have that song again.
啊，我的好主人，你的声音可别这么难听 O good my lord, tax not so bad a voice
诽谤音乐不止一次。 to slander music any more than once.
我祈求你歌唱，让我不再求爱。 I pray thee sing, and let me woo no more.
因为你说要求爱，我就唱歌。 Because you talk of wooing, I will sing.
[演奏和弦] [ Plays chord ]
[♪浪漫旋律] [ ♪ Romantic melody ]
克劳迪奥·:啊! Claudio: Ah!
“啊”(!)现在他的灵魂被玷污了。 "Ah" (!) Now is his soul ravished.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
别叹息了，女士们，别叹息了 ♪ Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more
人都是骗子，一脚在海里，一脚在岸上 ♪ men were deceivers ever one foot in sea and one on shore
♪对一件事念念不忘，从此不再叹息，而是放手 ♪ to one thing constant never then sigh not so, but let them go
♬做你的快乐和可爱 ♪ and be you blithe and bonny
[克劳迪奥一起唱]♬转换你所有悲伤的声音 [ Claudio sings along ] ♪ converting all your sounds of woe
♬变成，“嘿，保姆，保姆……”♪ ♪ into, "hey, nonny, nonny..." ♪
羊的内脏能把人的灵魂从身体里取出来，这不是很奇怪吗？ Is it not strange that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies?
♪. .别再唱了，小曲，别再唱了 ♪ ..Sing no more, ditties, sing no more
爱情是如此的沉闷和沉重，人们的欺骗也是如此 ♪ of dumps so dull and heavy the fraud of men were ever so
♬既然夏天最初是沉重的，那就别那么叹息，而是放手吧 ♪ since summer first was leavy then sigh not so, but let them go
♬做你的快乐和美丽（掌声） ♪ and be you blithe and bonny (applause)
♬转换你所有悲伤的声音 ♪ Converting all your sounds of woe
♬变成，“嘿，nonny, nonny” ♪ into, "hey, nonny, nonny" ♪
王子：说真的，一首好歌。巴瑟萨：也是个糟糕的歌手，大人。 Prince: By my troth a good song. Balthasar: And an ill singer, my lord.
不，你唱得很好，可以换班了。 No, thou singst well enough for a shift.
如果他是一条狗，会这样嚎叫，他们早就把他吊死了！ Had he been a dog that should have howled thus, they'd have hanged him!
结婚吧，巴尔萨萨，你听见了吗？ Yea marry, balthasar, dost thou hear?
我祈求你给我们明晚弄点好听的音乐来。 I pray thee get us some excellent music for tomorrow night.
尽我所能，大人。这样做吧，再见。 The best I can, my lord. Do so, farewell.
过来，莱昂纳多。你今天跟我说了什么， Come hither, leonato. What was it you told me of today,
你侄女碧翠丝爱上了本尼迪克先生 that your niece Beatrice was in love with signior benedick?
(事故) [Crash]
啊，往前走，往前走，鸟儿坐着。 O ay, stalk on, stalk on, the fowl sits.
我从没想过那位女士会爱上任何男人。 I did never think that lady would have loved any man.
我也不知道，但这是最美妙的 Nor I neither, but most wonderful
她如此宠爱本尼迪克先生， that she should so dote on signior benedick,
从外表上看，她似乎永远讨厌他。 whom she hath in all outward behaviours seemed ever to abhor.
是不可能的?风在那个角落里吗？ Is't possible? Sits the wind in that corner?
说实话，大人，我不知道该怎么想， By my troth, my lord, I cannot tell what to think of it,
但她对他的爱是愤怒的， but that she loves him with an enraged affection,
它超越了思想的无限。 it is past the infinite of thought.
也许她只是装模作样。信仰，就够了。 Maybe she doth but counterfeit. Faith, like enough.
李:伪造吗?从来没有虚假的激情 Leonato: Counterfeit? There was never counterfeit of passion
她离激情的生活如此之近。 came so near the life of passion as she discovers it.
王子：为什么，她的激情表现了什么？ Prince: Why, what effects of passion shows she?
克劳迪奥：把鱼钩上好饵，这鱼会咬人的。 Claudio: Bait the hook well, this fish will bite.
嗯…(观众笑) Um... (Audience laughs)
有什么影响呢，大人？ What effects, my lord?
她会让你坐下……你听到我女儿告诉你怎么做了。 She will sit you... you heard my daughter tell you how.
如何? How?
怎么了，我求你了？啊，你使我惊奇！ How, I pray you? O, you amaze me!
我本以为她的精神是不可战胜的 I should have thought her spirit had been invincible
反对一切感情的攻击。 against all assaults of affection.
我应该认为这是一只海鸥，但莱昂纳多说的是它。 I should think this a gull, but that leonato speaks it.
无赖肯定躲不过这样的敬畏。 Knavery cannot sure hide himself in such reverence.
克劳迪奥：他感染了，举起来。 Claudio: He hath taken th'infection, hold it up.
王子：她向本尼迪克表白了吗？ Prince: Hath she made her affection known to benedick?
莱奥纳托：不，她发誓永远不会，这是她的折磨。 Leonato: No, and swears she never will, that's her torment.
克劳迪奥：的确如此，你女儿是这么说的。 Claudio: 'Tis true indeed, so your daughter says.
“我，”她说，“既然我经常对他嗤之以鼻， "Shall I," says she, "that have so often encountered him with scorn,
“写信告诉他我爱他？” "write to him that I love him?"
那封信，对！她把信撕得粉碎！ The letter, yeah! She tears the letter into a thousand pieces!
然后她跪下来，哭泣着，抽泣着，跳动着她的心， Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps, sobs, beats her heart,
撕掉她的头发，祈祷，诅咒， tears her hair, prays, curses,
“哦，可爱的本尼迪克，上帝给我耐心。” "o sweet benedick, god give me Patience."
(观众笑/鼓掌) (Audience laughs/applauds)
莱奥纳托：的确，我女儿是这么说的， Leonato: She doth indeed, my daughter says so,
她埋怨自己竟如此不谦虚 she rails at herself, that she should be so immodest
给一个她知道的人写信是对她的蔑视。 to write to one that she knows would flout her.
她被狂喜冲昏了头脑，我的女儿 And the ecstasy hath so much overborne her that my daughter
有时害怕她会做出绝望的暴行。 is sometimes afeard she will do a desperate outrage to herself.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
王子：幸亏他从别人那里知道了这件事， Prince: It were good that he knew of it by some other,
如果她不发现的话。 if she will not discover it.
克劳迪奥：为了什么？他只会拿它开玩笑， Claudio: To what end? He would but make sport of it,
让这位可怜的女士更痛苦。 and torment the poor lady worse.
王子：他应该这么做，绞死他是一种施舍。 Prince: And he should, it were an alms to hang him.
因为她是一位非常可爱的女士， For she is an excellent sweet lady,
而且，毫无疑问，她是贤惠的。 and, out of all suspicion, she is virtuous.
她非常聪明。除了爱本尼迪克。 And she is exceeding wise. In every thing but loving benedick.
[酒后吐槽] [ Splutters on drink ]
我为她感到难过，因为我有正当的理由， Leonato: I am sorry for her, as I have just cause,
作为她的叔叔和监护人。 being her uncle, and her guardian.
王子：我希望她能把这份青春赐予我。 Prince: I would she had bestowed this dotage on me.
我会抛弃其他一切，把她变成我的一半。 I would have doffed all other respects and made her half myself.
我请你把这件事告诉本尼迪克，听听他会怎么说。 I pray you, tell benedick of it, and hear what he will say.
你觉得好吃吗？英雄以为自己必死无疑， Were it good, think you? Hero thinks surely she will die,
因为她说如果他不爱她，她就会死， for she says she will die if he love her not,
在她表白之前，她会死去， she will die ere she make her love known,
如果他向她求婚，她会死，而不是怨恨 and she will die if he woo her, rather than she will bate
她习惯的呼吸……坏脾气。 one breath of her accustomed... Crossness.
不…! No...!
嗯，她做得很好。如果她温柔地表达她的爱， Well, she doth well. If she should make tender of her affection,
很可能他会嗤之以鼻，因为这个人，你们都知道， 'Tis very possible he'll scorn it, for the man, as you know all,
有一个可鄙的精神。 hath a contemptible spirit.
他是一个很正派的人。 He is a very proper man.
他的外表确实很幸福。 He does indeed have a good outward happiness.
在上帝面前，在我看来很聪明。 'Fore god, and in my mind very wise.
哦,我的…… Oh, my...
他确实表现出一些才智的火花。 He doth indeed show some sparks that are like wit.
我认为他是Valiant。 And I take him to be Valiant.
[本尼迪克窒息] [ Benedick chokes ]
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
(掌声) (Applause)
王子：嗯，我为你的侄女感到难过。 Prince: Well, I am sorry for your niece.
我们去见本尼迪克，告诉他她的爱好吗？ Shall we go see benedick, and tell him of her love?
大人，千万别告诉他。让她好好劝劝自己吧。 Never tell him, my lord. Let her wear it out with good counsel.
不，那是不可能的，她可能会先筋疲力尽。 Nay that's impossible, she may wear her heart out first.
我们会听你女儿继续说的，先冷静一下。 Well, we'll hear further of it by your daughter, let it cool the while.
我很爱本尼迪克，希望他能谦虚地审视自己， I love benedick well, and could wish he would modestly examine himself,
看看他有多么不配拥有这么好的一位女士。 to see how much he is unworthy to have so good a lady.
大人，您愿意走吗？晚饭准备好了。 My lord, will you walk? Dinner's ready.
[众人笑] [ All laugh ]
如果他在这一点上不宠爱她，我决不会相信我的期望。 If he do not dote on her upon this, I will never trust my expectation.
也为碧翠丝铺上同样的网， Let there be the same net spread for Beatrice,
你的女儿和她的夫人必须随身携带。 and that must your daughter and her gentlewoman carry.
让我们派她去请他吃饭吧。[众人笑] Let us send her to call him to dinner. [ All laugh ]
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
[喘气] [ Panting ]
这不是把戏。 This can be no trick.
大会悲壮地承受着，他们从英雄那里得到了真相。 The conference was sadly borne, they have the truth of this from hero.
他们似乎很同情这位女士。 They seem to pity the lady.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
看来她的感情是完全倾向性的。 It seems her affections have the full bent.
爱我吗? Love me?
为什么? Why?
它必须得到回报。我听见有人责备我。 It must be requited. I hear how I am censured.
他们说，如果我感受到她的爱，我会骄傲地忍受自己， They say I will bear myself proudly if I perceive the love come from her,
他们还说，她宁愿死也不愿示爱。 they say too, she would rather die than show any signs of affection.
我从没想过要结婚。我不能显得骄傲。 I did never think to marry. I must not seem proud.
幸福的人能听到别人的诋毁， Happy are those that hear their detractions,
并且可以修补它们。 and can put them to mending.
他们说那位女士很漂亮…… They say the lady is fair...
这是事实，我可以为他们作证。 'Tis a truth, I can bear them witness.
这是美德，我无可指责。 And virtuous, Tis so, I cannot reprove it.
聪明，要不是爱我。 And wise, but for loving me.
说实话，这并没有增加她的智慧。 By my troth, that is no addition to her wit.
也没有对她的愚蠢大谈特谈。 Nor no great argument of her folly.
因为我将……深爱着她！ For I will be... horribly in love with her!
(观众鼓掌) (Audience applauds)
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
我可能会有一些奇怪的怪癖和才智的残余， I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me,
因为我一直反对婚姻。 because I have railed so long against marriage.
但是… But...
. .人的胃口不改变吗？ ..Doth not the appetite alter?
人年轻时爱吃肉，年老时却不能忍耐。 A man loves the meat in his youth, he cannot endure in his age.
将俏皮话和句子，以及这些纸子弹的大脑 Shall quips and sentences, and these paper bullets of the brain
一个人的幽默能不能停止呢？ awe a man from the career of his humour?
不! No!
这个世界必须有人居住。 The world must be peopled.
我说我要以单身汉的身份死去， When I said I would die a bachelor,
我不认为我能活到结婚。 I did not think I would live till I were married.
比阿特丽斯来了。时至今日，她已是一位美丽的淑女。 Here comes Beatrice. By this day, she is a fair lady.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
[碧翠丝呻吟] [ Beatrice groans ]
我确实在她身上发现了爱的痕迹。 I do spy some marks of love in her.
违背我的意愿，我被派来请你进来吃饭。 Against my will, I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.
美丽的比阿特丽斯，谢谢你的辛苦。 Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.
我没有再为那些感谢费心， I took no more pains for those thanks,
你还不厌其烦地感谢我。 than you took pains to thank me.
如果是痛苦的，我就不会来了。 If it had been painful, I would not have come.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
你在留言中感到高兴吗？ You take pleasure then in the message?
是的(!) Yeah(!)
你能拿多少就拿多少 Just so much as you may take
在刀尖上掐死一只麻雀。 upon a knife's point and choke a sparrow withal.
你没有胃，先生？再见。 You have no stomach, signior? Fare you well.
哈! Ha!
“尽管我不愿意，我还是被派来请你进来吃饭。” "Against my will, I am sent to bid you come in to dinner."
这是双重意思！ Double meaning in that!
(观众笑/鼓掌) (Audience laughs/applauds)
“我不厌其烦地感谢你，而你却不厌其烦地感谢我。” "I took no more pains for those thanks then you took pains to thank me."
嗯… Well...
这就等于说， That's as much as to say,
“我为你所做的一切都是轻而易举的。” "any pains that I take for you is as easy as thanks."
如果我不同情她，我就是个恶棍。 If I do not take pity on her, I'm a villain.
如果我不爱她…… If I do not love her...
. .我是个傻瓜。 ..I'm a fool.
我要去…… I will go...
. .拍她的照片。 ..Get her picture.
(掌声) (Applause)
[♬轻松倾听] [ ♪ Easy listening ]
[听不清] [ Voices inaudible ]
好玛格丽特，快到客厅去， Good Margaret, run thee to the parlour,
在那里你可以找到我的表妹比阿特丽斯 there shalt thou find my cousin Beatrice
向王子和克劳迪奥求婚 proposing with the prince and Claudio.
在她耳边低语，告诉她我和你母亲在这里散步， Whisper her ear, and tell her I and your mother walk here about,
我们所有的话语都是关于她的。 and that our whole discourse is all of her.
就说你听见了我们的话，叫她偷东西 Say that thou overheardst us, and bid her steal
她可以把她藏起来听我们的目的。 where she can hide her to listen our purpose.
这是你的职责，好好干吧，别来烦我们。 This is thy office, bear thee well in it, and leave us alone.
我马上就叫她来，我向你保证。 I'll make her come, I warrant you, presently.
厄休拉，当比阿特丽斯回来， Now Ursula, when Beatrice doth come,
我们只能谈本尼迪克。 our talk must only be of benedick.
当我给他起名字的时候 When I do name him,
让它成为你的职责，赞美他比任何一个人都更有价值。 let it be thy part to praise him more than ever man did merit.
我跟你说的一定是本尼迪克是多么地爱着比阿特丽斯。 My talk to thee must be how benedick is sick in love with Beatrice.
[厄休拉咯咯笑] [ Ursula cackles ]
小丘比特的灵巧之箭就是用这种物质制成的， Of this matter, is little cupid's crafty arrow made,
那只是道听途说。 that only wounds by hearsay.
现在开始吧，看看比阿特丽斯，像只小母鸡 Now begin, for look where Beatrice, like a lapwing
在靠近地面的地方跑来听我们的会议。 runs close by the ground, to hear our conference.
钓鱼最愉快的事就是看鱼被割断 The pleasant'st angling is to see the fish cut
金色的桨划着银色的小溪， with her golden oars the silver stream,
贪婪地吞下奸诈的诱饵。 and greedily devour the treacherous bait.
你和我去找碧翠丝。怕你不是我的对话部分。 So angle you and I for Beatrice. Fear you not my part of the dialogue.
（清喉咙）不，真的，厄休拉，她太傲慢了。 [ Clears throat ] No truly, Ursula, she is too disdainful.
我知道她的灵魂像岩石上的野人一样腼腆和狂野。 I know her spirits are as coy and wild as haggards of the rock.
但你确定本尼迪克这么爱碧翠丝吗？ But are you sure that benedick loves Beatrice so entirely?
(事故) [Crash]
王子和我的新爵爷都这么说。 So says the prince, and my new trothed lord.
他们叫你告诉她了吗，夫人？ And did they bid you tell her of it, madam?
他们确实求我把这事告诉她， They did entreat me to acquaint her of it,
但我说服了他们…… but I persuaded them...
如果他们爱本尼迪克， If they loved benedick,
希望他在感情中挣扎，永远不要让比阿特丽斯知道。 to wish him wrestle with affection, and never to let Beatrice know of it.
你为什么这样做？难道这位绅士不配 Why did you so? Doth not the gentleman deserve
比阿特丽斯睡过的最幸运的床？ as full as fortunate a bed as ever Beatrice shall couch upon?
啊，爱神！我知道他应该得到一个男人应得的一切。 O god of love! I know he doth deserve, as much as may be yielded to a man.
[厄休拉笑] [ Ursula laughs ]
但大自然从未 But nature never framed
一颗比比阿特丽斯更骄傲的女人的心。 a woman's heart of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice.
轻蔑和轻蔑在她的眼睛里闪烁， Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes,
她对他们所看到的东西不以为然，她的智慧又如此自视甚高， misprising what they look on, and her wit values itself so highly,
对她来说，其他一切都显得微不足道。 that to her, all matter else seems weak.
她不会爱…… She cannot love...
(观众笑/鼓掌) (Audience laughs/applauds)
. .也不表现出任何感情， ..Nor take no shape nor project of affection,
她太自恋了。 she is so selfendeared.
我当然是这样认为的，因此这样做当然是不明智的 Sure I think so, and therefore certainly it were not wise
她知道他的爱情，免得她拿它开玩笑。 she knew his love, lest she make sport at it.
英雄：你说的是实话。 Hero: Why, you speak truth.
我… I...
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
我从未见过人， I never yet saw man,
多么明智，多么高尚…… how wise, how noble...
（观众笑）……年轻，多么难得， (Audience laughs) ..Young, how rarely featured,
但她会把他拼反。 but she would spell him backward.
如果长得漂亮，她会发誓那位先生是她的妹妹。 If fair faced, she would swear the gentleman should be her sister.
如果是黑色的，为什么大自然画了一个滑稽的，做了一个肮脏的污点。 If black, why nature drawing of an antic, made a foul blot.
个子高，脑袋就坏。如果低，玛瑙很难看地切。 If tall, a Lance ill headed. If low, an agate very vilely cut.
如果说话，为什么风向标吹着所有的风。 If speaking, why a vane blown with all winds.
如果沉默，为什么一个街区无人移动。 If silent, why a block moved with none.
所以她把每个男人都变成了坏人。 So turns she every man the wrong side out.
厄休拉：当然，当然，这样的吹毛求疵是不值得赞扬的。 Ursula: Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable.
否。 No.
不要像比阿特丽斯那样古怪和落伍 Not to be so odd and from all fashions as Beatrice is
这是不值得称赞的，可是谁敢这样对她说呢？ cannot be commendable, but who dare tell her so?
如果我开口说话，她会嘲笑我的。 If I should speak, she would mock me into air.
乌苏拉:空气![咯咯笑] Ursula: Air! [ Cackles ]
她会把我笑死，用机智把我逼死。 She would laugh me out of myself, press me to death with wit.
因此，让本尼迪克像有盖的火一样， Therefore, let benedick like covered fire,
在叹息中消耗，在内心浪费。 consume away in sighs, waste inwardly.
总比死在嘲笑中好，因为嘲笑和挠痒痒一样糟糕。 It were better than die with mocks, which is as bad as die with tickling.
告诉她，听听她会怎么说。 Yet tell her of it, hear what she will say.
不，我宁愿去找本尼迪克，给他出主意 No, rather I will go to benedick and counsel him
与他的激情作斗争。 to fight against his passion.
我真的要想出一些诚实的诽谤来玷污我的堂兄。 And truly I'll devise some honest slanders to stain my cousin with.
一个人不知道一句恶言会对好感造成多大的破坏。 One doth not know how much an ill word may empoison liking.
哦，不要这样伤害你的表兄。 O, do not do your cousin such a wrong.
她不可能没有真正的判断力， She cannot be so much without true judgement,
她有人们所珍视的敏捷而卓越的智慧， having so swift and excellent a wit as she is prized to have,
拒绝像本尼迪克先生这样难得的绅士。 as to refuse so rare a gentleman as signior benedick.
的确，他的名声很好。 Indeed, he hath an excellent good name.
他的优秀确实是在他拥有它之前就赢得了它。哈哈哈。 His excellence did earn it ere he had it. Hahaha.
夫人，你什么时候结婚？为什么? When are you married, madam? Why?
明天的每一天。 Every day tomorrow.
进来吧，我给你看些衣服，听听你的意见， Come go in, I'll show thee some attires, and have thy counsel,
这是明天给我准备的最好的东西。 which is the best to furnish me tomorrow.
她死了，我向你保证，我们抓住她了，夫人。 She's limed I warrant you, we've caught her, madam.
如果事实证明是这样，那么爱也许会逝去， If it prove so, then loving goes by haps,
丘比特用箭杀死一些人，用陷阱杀死一些人。 some cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
(观众笑/鼓掌) (Audience laughs/applauds)
(掌声持续) (Applause continues)
[她说] [ She mouths ]
怎么啦？ What?
(笑声、掌声) (Laughter/applause)
我耳朵里有火。这是真的吗？ Fire is in mine ears. Can this be true?
难道我要为骄傲和轻蔑而受到谴责吗？ Stand I condemned for pride and scorn so much?
轻蔑，再会，少女的骄傲，再会， Contempt, farewell, and maiden pride, adieu,
这样的人背后是没有荣耀的。 no glory lives behind the back of such.
和已婚男人? And benedick?
爱吧! Love on!
我要报答你，把我那狂野的心驯服在你慈爱的手中。 I will requite thee, taming my wild heart to thy loving hand.
你若真爱，我的慈爱必激励你 If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee
用神圣的手把我们的爱绑在一起。 to bind our loves up in a holy band.
因为别人说你配得上， For others say thou dost deserve,
我相信这比报道要好。 and I believe it better than reportingly.
[尖叫] [ Screams ]
(掌声) (Applause)
[♬蓬勃发展] [ ♪ Flourish ]
[演奏简单的即兴片段] [ Plays simple riff ]
男：95、96、97。 Man: 95, 96, 97.
来吧!98、99、 Come on! 98, 99,
99分半， 99 and a half,
100年![欢呼] 100! [ Cheering ]
[欢呼] [ Cheering ]
(掌声) (Applause)
你们是诚实的好人吗？是啊，不然就太可惜了 Are you good men and true? Yea, or else it were pity
但他们的身体和灵魂都要得救。 but they should suffer salvation body and soul.
不，这种惩罚对他们来说太过分了， Nay, that were a punishment too good for 'em,
如果他们有忠诚的话， if they should have any allegiance in them,
被选为……王子的手表。 being chosen for... The prince's watch.
来吧。 Come on.
欢迎加入。好! Welcome aboard. Well!
给他们钱，邻居狗莓。 Give them their charge, neighbour dogberry.
首先，谁认为你是最不适合做警察的人？ First, who think you the most desertless man to be constable?
乔治很聪明，因为他既能写又能读。 George seacoal, for he can write and read.
[英国口音]Sí señor。Hablo UN poco español。 [ English accent ] Sí señor. Hablo UN poco español.
到这儿来，邻居海鸟，“海鸟”。 Come hither, neighbour seacoal, "seacoal".
神赐福给你美名。做一个受人宠爱的人， God hath blest you with a good name. To be a wellfavoured man,
难道是命运的恩赐，不是会写字和读书的语言吗 is the gift of fortune, but to write and read the language
这是天生的。如果吗? comes by nature. Si?
Que es la dirección poor estación, please favor？ Que es la dirección por estación, por favor?
我就知道这是你的答案。 I knew it would be your answer.
为什么，为了你的恩惠，感谢上帝， Why, for your favour sir, give god thanks,
不要自吹自擂，为了你的写作和阅读， and make no boast of it, and for your writing and reading,
当不需要这种虚荣的时候，就让它出现吧。 let that appear when there is no need for such vanity.
你在这里被认为是最健康和最愚蠢的人 You are thought here to be the most fit and senseless man
所以，请替我把提灯拿去给执勤的警官。 for the constable of the watch, therefore bear you the lantern.
祝贺你。欢迎加入，谢谢。 Congratulations. Welcome aboard, thank you.
这是你的费用。你要理解男人的一切。 This is your charge. You are to comprehend all vagrom men.
你要命令任何人以王子的名义站起来。 You are to bid any man stand in the prince's name.
如果他站不起来怎么办？ How if he will not stand?
嗯…啊…那为什么不理睬他，让他走…… Um... ah... why then take no note of him, but let him go...
. .马上把其余的人召集到一起， ..And presently call the rest of the watch together,
感谢上帝，你摆脱了一个无赖。 and thank god you are rid of a knave.
两种:繁荣! Both: Boom!
如果他在被命令时不站起来，他就不是王子的臣民。 If he will not stand when he is bidden he is none of the prince's subjects.
没错，除了王子的臣民，你谁也不能管。 True, and you are to meddle with none but the prince's subjects.
你们在街上也不可出声。 You shall also make no noise in the streets.
让手表咿呀学语和说话 For the watch to babble and talk
是最能忍受的，而不是最不能忍受的。 is most tolerable, and not to be endured.
我们宁愿睡觉也不愿说话， We will rather sleep than talk,
我们知道什么是属于手表的。 we know what belongs to a watch.
为什么你说话像一个古老而安静的守望者， Why you speak like an ancient and most quiet watchman,
因为我看不出睡觉怎么会得罪人。 for I cannot see how sleeping should offend.
只要注意你的账单不被偷。 Only have a care your bills be not stolen.
嗯，你要到所有的酒店去拜访…… Well, you are to call at all the alehouses...
[双方欢呼] [ Both cheer ]
谢谢你！叫那些喝醉的人去睡觉。 Thank you. And bid those that are drunk get them to bed.
如果他们不愿意呢？ How if they will not?
嗯…那么，为什么要让他们静待清醒呢？ Um... why then let them alone till they are sober.
如果他们让你不要，那么更好的答案是， If they make you not then the better answer,
你也许会说他们不是你想象中的那种人。 you may say they are not the men you took them for.
嗯，先生。砰！ Well, sir. Boom!
如果你遇到一个小偷，你可能会怀疑他， If you meet a thief, you may suspect him,
凭借你的职位，做一个不诚实的人。 by virtue of your office, to be no true man.
对于这样的男人，你越少和他们纠缠， And for such kind of men, the less you meddle or make with them,
为什么更多的是为了你的诚实。 why the more is for your honesty.
我们若知道他是贼，岂不下手拿他吗。 If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay hands on him?
你的办公室确实可以，但我认为他们 Truly by your office you may, but I think they that
触摸间距会被污染。 touch pitch will be defiled.
对你来说最和平的方式，如果你抓了一个小偷， The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief,
就是让他展现自己的本性， is to let him show himself what he is,
和偷……滚出你的公司！ and steal... Out of your company!
你一直被称为仁慈的人，搭档。 You have been always called a merciful man, partner.
说真的，我不会按我的意愿吊死一条狗， Truly I would not hang a dog by my will,
更不用说一个有一点诚实的人了。 much more a man who hath any honesty in him.
这话很对。 'Tis very true.
这是电荷的结束。 This is the end of the charge.
你，警官，要亲自介绍王子。 You, constable, are to present the prince's own person.
如果你在夜里遇见王子，你可以留住他。 If you meet the prince in the night, you may stay him.
不，以夫人之名，我认为他不能。 Nay, by'r lady, that I think he cannot.
跟一个懂法律的人赌五先令赔一先令， Five shillings to one on't with any man that knows the statutes,
他可以留下他，除非王子愿意，否则不能结婚， he may stay him, marry not without the prince be willing,
因为守夜的确不应该冒犯任何人， for indeed the watch ought to offend no man,
违背一个人的意愿留下他是一种冒犯。 and it is an offence to stay a man against his will.
以夫人之名，我想是这样。繁荣! By'r lady, I think it be so. Boom!
好了，主人们，晚安，有什么事吗 Well masters, good night, and there be any matter
体重的机会，打电话给我。 of weight chances, call up me.
（收音机噼啪声）哦！ [ Radio crackles ] Ooh!
记住别人的忠告，也记住你自己的忠告，晚安。 Keep your fellow's counsels, and your own, and good night.
（通过收音机）“晚安。” [ Across radio ] 'Good night.'
晚安，各位。结束了。 good night. Over.
来,邻居。 Come, neighbour.
警官，我们听到控诉了。 Well, constable, we hear our charge.
让我们在这儿坐到两点，然后睡觉。 Let us sit here till two, and then to bed.
Uno, pleaso。Si。 Uno, pleaso. Si.
呃，他说的。 Er, what he said.
Dogberry（在广播中）：“还有一句话，诚实的邻居们。结束了。” Dogberry [on radio]: 'One word more, honest neighbours. Over.'
结束了。 over.
“我请求你在镇上放哨， 'I pray you keep a watch about the town,
因为婚礼在明天举行，所以今晚有很多人。 'for the wedding being tomorrow, there is a great coil tonight.'
再见了，我恳求你保持警惕。 adieu, be vigitant, I beseech you.
两种:繁荣! Both: Boom!
♪80年代流行音乐 [ ♪ '80s style pop ]
♬我强行固定了写作的念头 ♪ By force I am fixed my fancie to write
♬忘恩负义将使我无法重构 ♪ ingratitude willeth me not to reframe
请不要责备我，女士们，尽管我很责备 ♪ then blame me not, ladies, though I indite
♬现在是什么爱的光芒在你们中间闪耀 ♪ what light of love now amongst you doth raigne
o，爱之光，爱之光o，爱之光，爱之光 ♪ o, light of love, light of love o, light of love, light of love ♪
王子：我只待到你的婚姻圆满， Prince: I do but stay till your marriage be consummate,
然后我去阿拉贡。 then go I toward arragon.
我带您去，大人，如果您答应的话。 I'll bring you thither, my lord, if you'll vouchsafe me.
不，那将是你们新婚的光辉里的一块伟大的土壤 Nay, that would be as great a soil in the gloss of your new marriage
就像给一个孩子看他的新外套并禁止他穿一样。 as to show a child his new coat and forbid him to wear it.
不，我只大胆地和本尼迪克作伴， No, I shall only be bold with benedick for his company,
因为从他的头顶到脚掌… for from the crown of his head to the sole of his foot...
. .他很快乐。哇! .. He is all mirth. Woo!
啊，他有一颗像钟一样健全的心，他的舌头是拍子， Ah, he hath a heart as sound as a bell and his tongue is the clapper,
因为他心里想什么，他的舌头就说什么。 for what his heart thinks, his tongue speaks.
（故意地）殷勤的人，我已不是从前的我了。 [ Deliberately ] Gallants, I am not as I have been.
莱奥纳多：我也这么说，我觉得你更悲伤。 Leonato: So say I, methinks you are sadder.
克劳迪奥：我希望他恋爱了。 Claudio: I hope he be in love.
王子：他身上没有一滴血能让人真正被爱感动。 Prince: There's no true drop of blood in him to be truly touched with love.
如果他难过，他想要钱。 If he be sad, he wants money.
我… I...
. .牙痛。 ..Have the toothache.
王子：画出来。本尼迪克：算了吧。 Prince: Draw it. Benedick: Hang it.
克劳迪奥：你必须先把它挂起来，然后再画。 Claudio: You must hang it first, and draw it afterwards.
王子:什么?为牙痛叹息？ Prince: What? Sigh for the toothache?
每个人都能战胜悲伤，只有自己有悲伤。 Every man can master a grief but he that has it.
克劳迪奥：可是，我说，他恋爱了。 Claudio: Yet, say I, he is in love.
王子：有人在理发店见过他吗？ Prince: Hath any man seen him at the barber's?
克劳迪奥：没有，但是有人看见理发师和他在一起。 Claudio: No, but the barber's man hath been seen with him.
莱奥纳托：的确，他看起来比以前年轻了，因为他没有胡子了。 Leonato: Indeed he looks younger than he did by the loss of a beard.
克劳迪奥：那他什么时候习惯洗脸？ Claudio: And when was he wont to wash his face?
王子：是啊，还是画他自己？我听见他们说他的事。 Prince: Yea, or to paint himself? For which I hear what they say of him.
克劳迪奥：哦，这对他来说确实是个沉重的故事。 Claudio: Ooh, indeed that tells a heavy tale for him.
王子：总之，他恋爱了。克劳迪奥：但我知道谁爱他。 Prince: Conclude, he is in love. Claudio: But I know who loves him.
王子：我也会知道的，我保证一个不认识他的人。 Prince: I would know that, too, I warrant one that knows him not.
克劳迪奥：是的，还有他的病况，不管怎样，都为他而死。 Claudio: Yes, and his ill conditions, and despite all, dies for him.
王子：她应该脸朝上下葬。 Prince: She shall be buried with her face upwards.
本尼迪克：但这对我的牙痛没有魔力吗？ Benedick: Yet is this no charm for the toothache.
老先生，跟我到一边去。我学了八、九门课 Old signior, walk aside with me. I have studied eight or nine
跟你说些明智的话，这些马可不能听。 wise words to speak with you, which these hobbyhorses must not hear.
为了比阿特丽斯的事和他决裂。 For my life, to break with him about Beatrice.
即便如此，英雄和厄休拉在碧翠斯身上扮演了他们的角色， 'Tis even so, hero and Ursula have played their part with Beatrice,
这两只熊相遇时不会咬对方。 and these two bears will not bite one another when they meet.
[♬放奇] [ ♪ Funky ]
[欢呼] [ Cheering ]
♬我有两种爱，一种安慰，一种绝望 [ Rap ] ♪ two loves I have of comfort and despair
♬它们像两个幽灵一样，仍在提醒我 ♪ which like two spirits do suggest me still
♬更好的天使是一个人对的公平 ♪ the better angel is a man right fair
♬精神越坏，女人的脸色就越难看 ♪ the worser spirit a woman colour'd ill
♬要赢我快下地狱我的女邪 ♪ to win me soon to hell my female evil
♬引诱我的好天使离开我身边 ♪ tempteth my better angel from my side
并会把我的圣人变成魔鬼 ♪ and would corrupt my Saint to be a devil
用她污秽的骄傲追求他的纯洁 ♪ wooing his purity with her foul pride
♬我的天使是否已变成恶魔 ♪ and whether that my angel be a turn'd fiend
♬怀疑我可以，但不能直接说出来 ♪ suspect I may, but not directly tell
♬而是既来自我，又来自每一个朋友 ♪ but being both from me, both to each friend
♬我猜一个天使在另一个人的地狱里 ♪ I guess one angel in another's hell
但除了生活在怀疑中，我永远不会知道这一点 ♪ yet this shall I ne'er know but live in doubt
直到我的坏天使找到我的好天使 ♪ till my bad angel find my good one out ♪
[音乐继续] [ Music continues ]
[音乐消逝] [ Music fades ]
（克劳迪奥笑）哦，不！ [ Claudio laughing ] Oh, no!
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
大人，我的兄弟，愿上帝保佑你。晚上好，兄弟。 My lord and brother, god save you. Good evening, brother.
如果你有空的话，我想和你谈谈。 If your leisure served, I would speak with you.
什么，私下吗？如果你愿意的话。 What, in private? If it please you.
但克劳迪奥伯爵可能会听到。 Yet count Claudio may hear.
我要说的事与他有关。怎么了？ What I would speak of concerns him. What's the matter?
老爷明天就要结婚了吗？ Means your lordship to be married tomorrow?
你知道的。我不知道 You know he does. I know not that
当他知道我所知道的如果有任何障碍， when he knows what I know. If there be any impediment,
我祈祷你能发现它。你也许认为我不爱你 I pray you discover it. You may think I love you not
让它在以后出现吧， let that appear hereafter,
我现在就会证明这一点。 and aim better at me by that I now will manifest.
至于我的哥哥，我想他把你抱得很好，从他的内心深处， For my brother, I think he holds you well and, in dearness of heart,
促成了你接下来的婚姻。 hath helped to effect your ensuing marriage.
花得巧，劳得不济。 Surely suit ill spent, and labour ill bestowed.
怎么了，出什么事了？我是来告诉你的， Why, what's the matter? I came hither to tell you,
环境变短了， and circumstances shortened,
因为她已经说了太久了，这位女士不忠。 for she hath been too long atalking of, the lady is disloyal.
谁,英雄? Who, hero?
即使是她，莱昂纳多的英雄，你的英雄，每个男人的英雄。 Even she, leonato's hero, your hero, every man's hero.
不忠吗? Disloyal?
文字太好了，掩盖不了她的邪恶。 The word is too good to paint out her wickedness.
我可以说她更糟，我觉得她的头衔更糟， I could say she were worse, think you of a worse title,
我会让她适应的。 and I will fit her to it.
直到进一步的证明才会奇怪。今晚和我一起去吧， Wonder not till further warrant. Go but with me tonight,
你会看到证据的，甚至在她结婚的前一天晚上。 you shall see the proof, even the night before her wedding day.
如果你爱她，明天就和她结婚， If you love her then, tomorrow wed her,
但改变主意对你的荣誉更有好处。 but it would better fit your honour to change your mind.
这可能是真的吗？我不会这么想的。 May this be so? I will not think it.
如果你不敢相信你所看见的，就不要承认你所知道的。 If you dare not trust that you see, confess not that you know.
如果你跟着我，我会给你展示足够的东西， If you will follow me, I will show you enough,
当你看的多了，听的多了，就照此去做。 and when you have seen more and heard more, proceed accordingly.
如果今晚我看到什么我不该娶她的理由， If I see anything tonight why I should not marry her,
明天在我结婚的教堂里，我要羞辱她。 in the congregation tomorrow where I should wed, there will I shame her.
当我向你求她时， And as I wooed for thee to obtain her,
我要和你一起羞辱她。 I will join with thee to disgrace her.
约翰：在你们为我作证之前，我不会再贬低她了。 John: I will disparage her no further till you are my witnesses.
冷静地忍受它，直到午夜，让问题显露出来。 Bear it coldly but till midnight, and let the issue show itself.
哦，天啊！啊，恶作剧，奇怪的阻挠！ O day, untowardly turned! O mischief, strangely thwarting!
啊，瘟疫，预防得很好！ O plague, right well prevented!
当你看到续集的时候，你也会这么说。 So will you say, when you have seen the sequel.
[♬Pop] [ ♪ Pop ]
♬走开…… ♪ Come away...
♬走开，走开，走开…… ♪ Come away, come away, come away...
♬走吧，走吧，死亡，让我躺在悲哀的柏树里 ♪ Come away, come away, death and in sad cypress let me be laid
飞走吧，飞走吧，呼吸，我被一个美丽残忍的少女杀死了 ♪ fly away, fly away, breath I am slain by a fair cruel maid
♬我洁白的裹尸布，粘住了你的一切 ♪ my shroud of white, stuck all with you
♪，准备好 ♪ o, prepare it
♬我的死亡，没有人能如此真切地与我分享 ♪ my part of death, no one so true did share it
♬走开，走开，走开，走开 ♪ Come away, come away come away, come away
不要让一朵花，不要让一盆凉亭撒在我黑色的棺材上 ♪ not a flower, not a bower on my black coffin let there be strewn
♪不是朋友，不是朋友问候 ♪ not a friend, not a friend greet
♬我可怜的尸体，我的骨头将被扔在那里 ♪ my poor corpse, where my bones shall be thrown
走开，走开 ♪ come away, come away ♪
波拉基奥：哦，英雄，英雄，英雄！ Borachio: Oh, hero, hero, hero!
♬一千，一千声叹息来拯救躺在那里的我 ♪ A thousand, a thousand sighs to save lay me, o where
悲伤的真爱永远找不到我的坟墓为我哭泣！ ♪ sad true lover never find my grave to weep there!
♬走开，走开 ♪ Come away, come away ♪
什么，伙计？ Borachio: What, conrade?
燕麦饼：安静，不要搅拌。 Oatcake: Peace, stir not.
同志，我说。来吧，老兄，我在你身边。 Conrade, I say. Here man, I am at thy elbow.
是的，我的胳膊肘发痒，我想接下来会有一个痂。 Ay, and my elbow itched, I thought there would a scab follow.
我要给你一个答复，现在把你的故事讲下去吧。 I will owe thee an answer for that, and now forward with thy tale.
站在这顶楼下面， Stand thee close then under this penthouse,
因为天下着毛毛雨，我要像一个真正的醉鬼，把一切都告诉你。 for it drizzles rain, and I will, like a true drunkard, utter all to thee.
西卡尔：有些叛国。站近了。波拉基奥：你听到有人说话了吗？ Seacoal: Some treason. Stand close. Borachio: Did'st thou hear somebody?
康拉德：不，他没有标记我们。Borachio：所以要知道， Conrade: No, he marks us not. Borachio: Therefore know,
我从唐·约翰那里赚了一千金币。 I have earned of Don John, a thousand ducats.
难道有什么邪恶会如此可恶吗？ Is it possible that any villainy should be so dear?
你应该问问是否有可能 Thou should'st rather ask if it were possible
哪个反派应该这么有钱？ any villainy should be so rich?
因为当有钱的坏蛋需要穷人的时候， For when rich villains have need of poor ones,
穷人可以付出他们想要的代价。 poor ones may make what price they will.
我对此感到奇怪。那说明你还没有得到证实。 I wonder at it. That shows thou art unconfirm'd.
要知道，今晚， Know that I have, tonight,
向玛格丽特求爱，英雄中的贵妇 wooed Margaret, lady hero's gentlewoman...
以英雄之名。 By the name of hero.
[笑] [ Laughs ]
我恶毒地讲这个故事。 I tell this tale vilely.
我应该先告诉你王子和克劳迪奥 I should first tell thee how the prince and Claudio
由我的主人唐·约翰栽植、安置并占有， planted, placed and possessed by my master Don John,
远远地看到了这次亲切的相遇。 saw afar off this amiable encounter.
他们以为玛格丽特是英雄？ And thought they Margaret was hero?
有两个人，王子和克劳迪奥， Two of them did, the prince and Claudio,
但那个恶魔我主人知道她是玛格丽特 but that devil my master knew she was Margaret,
部分是由于他最初的誓言， and partly by his oaths, which first possessed them,
部分是因为黑夜欺骗了他们， partly by the dark night which did deceive them,
但主要是由于我的恶行， but chiefly, by my villainy,
这证实了唐·约翰的诽谤 which did confirm any slander Don John had made,
克劳迪奥生气地走了， away went Claudio, enraged,
他发誓第二天早上会按照约定和她见面， swore he would meet with her as appointed the next morning,
在那里，当着全体会众的面， and there, before the whole congregation,
让她为他昨晚看到的感到羞耻， shame her with what he saw o'ernight,
让她独自回家。 and send her home again without a husband.
燕麦饼：我们以王子的名义控告你，站好。 Oatcake: We charge you in the prince's name, stand.
立场。 Stand.
[两人大笑起来] [ Both shriek with laughter ]
叫主人来，警官。 Call up the master, constable.
我们找到了最危险的淫具， We have recovered the most dangerous piece of lechery,
这在联邦是前所未见的。结束了。 that ever was seen in the commonwealth. Over.
主人，主人。Borachio:大师(!) Conrade: Masters, masters. Borachio: Masters(!)
燕麦饼：不要说话，我们命令你，让我们服从你和我们一起去。 Oatcake: Never speak, we charge you, let us obey you to go with us.
(掌声、欢呼) (Applause/cheering)
好厄休拉，叫醒我表姐比阿特丽斯，叫她起来。 Good Ursula, wake my cousin Beatrice and desire her to rise.
我会的，女士。叫她到这儿来！ I will, lady. And bid her come hither!
乌苏拉:嗯。 Ursula: Well.
特罗丝，我觉得你的其他折扣更好。 Troth, I think your other rebato were better.
不，求求你，好麦格，我要穿这件。 No pray thee good Meg, I'll wear this.
说实在的，不太好，我保证你表姐也会这么说。 By my troth's not so good, and I warrant your cousin will say so.
我表姐是个傻瓜，你也是，我只穿这件。 My cousin's a fool, thou art another, I'll wear none but this.
我非常喜欢新轮胎， I like the new tire excellently,
如果头发是棕色的。[英雄尖叫] if the hair a thought browner. [ Hero squeaks ]
你的礼服是最稀有的款式，我相信。 And your gown's a most rare fashion, i'faith.
我看到了米兰公爵夫人的礼服，人们如此称赞她。 I saw the duchess of Milan's gown that they praise so.
哦，他们说，这太过分了。 O, that exceeds, they say.
说实话，对你来说这不过是一件睡衣。 By my troth, it's but a nightgown in respect of yours.
镶珍珠的金衣袖， Cloth of gold and set with pearls, down sleeves,
带蓝色金属丝的侧袖和裙子。 side sleeves and skirts with a blueish tinsel.
而是为一种精致、古雅、优雅 But for a fine, quaint, graceful
而且非常时尚，你的值十倍以上。 and excellent fashion, yours is worth ten on't.
愿上帝赐给我戴上它的快乐，因为我的心情极其沉重。 God give me joy to wear it, for my heart is exceeding heavy.
它很快就会被一个人的重量所重。 'Twill be heavier soon by the weight of a man.
呸，你不感到羞耻吗？ Fie upon thee, art not ashamed?
怕什么，小姐？ Of what, lady?
讲得体面吗？ Of speaking honourably?
乞丐的婚姻不值得尊敬吗？ Is not marriage honourable in a beggar?
阁下不是没有结婚吗？ Is not your lord honourable without marriage?
如果坏思想不扭曲说真话，我就不会冒犯任何人。 If bad thinking do not twist true speaking, I'll offend nobody.
那么，做丈夫有什么坏处吗？ Now, is there any harm in the heavier for a husband?
没有，我想，只要是合适的丈夫， None, I think, and it be the right husband,
和合适的妻子，否则它轻而不重。 and the right wife, otherwise 'Tis light and not heavy.
问问我的比阿特丽斯夫人吧，她来了。 Ask my lady Beatrice else, here she comes.
明天好，兄弟。明天好，亲爱的英雄。 Good morrow, cuz. Good morrow, sweet hero.
为什么你现在说话的腔调这么难听？ Why how now do you speak in the sick tune?
我想我是走调了。 I am out of all other tune, methinks.
拍拍我们……♬爱之光 Clap us into... ♪ light of love ♪
这是没有负担的。你来唱，我来跳。 That goes without a burden. Do you sing it and I'll dance it.
快12点了，表弟，你该准备好了。 'Tis almost 12 o'clock cousin 'Tis time you were ready.
啊… Ah...
说实话，我病得很重。 By my troth I am exceeding ill.
嘿。 Hey ho.
为了一只鹰，一匹马，还是一个丈夫？傻瓜是什么意思？ For a hawk, a horse, or a husband? What means the fool?
我没有什么，但上帝送每个人他们心中的愿望。 Nothing I, but god send everyone their heart's desire.
伯爵送给我的这副手套，是一种很好的香水。 These gloves the count sent me, they are an excellent perfume.
我被塞满了，我闻不到。 I am stuffed cousin, I cannot smell.
一个女仆和填充！很容易感冒。 A maid and stuffed! There's goodly catching of cold.
哦，上帝保佑我！ Oh, god help me!
[玛格丽特咯咯笑] [ Margaret giggles ]
天啊，你说你害怕多久了？ O, god help me, how long have you professed apprehension?
自从你离开之后。我的智慧不是很少适合我吗？ Ever since you left it. Doth not my wit become me rarely?
这还不够显眼，你应该把它戴在帽子里。 'Tis not seen enough, you should wear it in your cap.
说实话，我病了。 By my troth, I am sick.
那么，为什么要给你弄点这种新药呢？ Why, then, get you some of this new medicine, carduus benedictus?
[打喷嚏] [ Sneezes ]
这是唯一能消除不安的东西。 It is the only thing for a qualm.
你在那儿用蓟刺她。 There thou prick'st her with a thistle.
赞美诗?[打喷嚏]为什么是本尼迪克特？ Benedictus? [ Sneezes ] Why benedictus?
（打喷嚏）你这篇《本尼迪克特》里有些寓意。[打喷嚏] [ Sneezes ] You have some moral in this benedictus. [ Sneezes ]
道德吗?不，说真的， Moral? No, by my troth,
我对这个问题没有任何道德意义…… I have no moral meaning with this carduus...
. .赞美诗![打喷嚏] ..Benedictus! [ Sneezes ]
我指的是普通的圣蓟。 I meant plain holy thistle.
你也许会认为我认为你恋爱了。 You may think perchance that I think you are in love.
不，天哪，我还不至于傻到这样想 Nay by'r lady, I am not such a fool to think
我所列出的，也不是为了不去想我所能做的， what I list, nor I list not to think what I can,
事实上，我不能思考，如果我想思考我的心 nor indeed, I cannot think, if I would think my heart
以为你在恋爱， out of thinking, that you are in love,
或者你会坠入爱河，或者你可以坠入爱河。 or that you will be in love, or that you can be in love.
然而,班尼迪克… Yet, benedick...
[碧翠丝打喷嚏] [ Beatrice sneezes ]
. .曾经是这样的另一个人，现在是他变成了一个人。 ..Was such another, and now is he become a man.
他发过誓决不结婚，然而现在，尽管他的心， He swore he would never marry, and yet now in despite of his heart,
我不知道你们怎样才能悔改。 he eats his meat without grudging, and how you may be converted I know not,
但我认为你用眼睛看和其他女人一样。 but methinks you look with your eyes as other women do.
你的舌头在说什么？不是虚惊一场。 What pace is this thy tongue keeps? Not a false gallop.
厄休拉：夫人，我来接你。 Ursula: Madam, I am to fetch you.
王子、伯爵、唐·约翰、本尼迪克先生…… The prince, the count, Don John, signior benedick...
哈啾! Atchoo!
. .城里所有的贵族都来了。 ..And all the gallants of the town are come.
帮我穿衣服，好梅格。 Help to dress me, good Meg.
方济各修士，简短点，只谈简单的婚姻形式， Friar Francis, be brief, only to the plain form of marriage,
然后你再叙述他们的具体职责。 and you shall recount their particular duties afterwards.
老实的邻居，你想跟我怎么样？ What would you with me, honest neighbour?
Dogberry：喂，先生，我…… Dogberry: Marry, sir, I...
我会对你的崇拜有一些信心，你的崇拜几乎能分辨你。 I would have some confidence with your worship that discerns you nearly.
请你快一点，因为你知道我现在很忙。 With some haste, I pray you, for you see it is a busy time with me.
是这样的，先生，是的，确实是这样，先生。 Marry, this it is, sir. Yes, in truth, it is, sir.
这是什么，我的好朋友们？古德曼·维尔吉斯，先生， What is it, my good friends? Goodman verges, sir,
一位老人，先生，稍微说了一下这件事， speaks a little off the matter, an old man sir,
他的智慧也不像我所希望的那样迟钝， and his wits are not as blunt as god help I would desire they were,
但说实话，先生，像他的眉毛之间的皮肤一样诚实。 but in faith, sir, honest as the skin between his brows.
是的，我感谢上帝，我和任何一个活着的老人一样诚实， Yes, I thank god, I am as honest as any man living that is an old man,
没有人比我更诚实。 and no honester than I.
比较是有气味的。帕拉布拉斯，邻居的边缘。 Comparisons are odorous. Palabras, neighbour verges.
邻居们，你们真烦人。 Neighbours, you are tedious.
你这么说很高兴，但说真的， It pleases your worship to say so, but truly,
至于我自己，如果我像国王一样乏味， for mine own part, if I were as tedious as a king,
我想把这一切都献给你。 I could find it in my heart to bestow it all on your worship.
你所有的乏味都加在我身上，啊？两种:是的。 All thy tediousness on me, ah? Both: Yea.
我想知道你有什么要说的。先生，我们今晚的值班 I'd fain know what you have to say. Marry, sir, our watch tonight,
除了你的存在， excepting your worship's presence,
有一对像墨西拿一样的无赖。 have ta'en a couple of as arrant knaves as any in messina.
一个善良的老人，先生，他会说话，正如他们所说， A good old man sir, he will be talking, as they say,
当年龄在时，智慧不在，上帝帮助我们，这是一个世界看。 when the age is in, the wit is out, god help us, it is a world to see.
说得好，我相信，邻居，上帝是个好人，先生， Well said, i'faith, neighbour verges, well, god's a good man, sir,
两个人骑一匹马，必须有一个人在后面， and two men ride of a horse, one must ride behind,
我相信他是个诚实的人，先生，我发誓， an honest soul i'faith sir, by my troth he is,
就像曾经打碎过的面包，但上帝是被崇拜的， as ever broke bread, but god is to be worshipped,
唉，好邻居，人不尽相同。 all men are not alike, alas good neighbour.
莱奥纳托：的确，邻居，他太缺你了。 Leonato: Indeed neighbour, he comes too short of you.
上帝赐予的礼物。我必须离开你。 Gifts that god gives. I must leave you.
一句话，先生。 One word, sir.
先生，我们的看守确实发现了两位吉星人， Our watch, sir, have indeed comprehended two auspicious persons,
我们今天早上会在您的礼拜前检查一下。 and we would have them this morning examined before your worship.
你自己把他们的考卷拿来给我。 Take their examination yourself and bring it me.
你也许会觉得，我现在非常匆忙。 I am now in great haste, as it may appear unto you.
这就足够了。玛丽亚：我的主人…… It shall be sufficigance. Maria: My lord...
莱奥纳多：走之前喝点酒。再见。 Leonato: Drink some wine ere you go. Fare you well.
. .他们留下来是为了让你把女儿交给她丈夫。 ..They stay for you to give your daughter to her husband.
我等候他们，我准备好了。 I wait upon them, I am ready.
狗莓：去吧，好邻居，把你送到监狱去。 Dogberry: Go, good neighbour, go get you to the gaol.
我们现在要检查这些人。我们必须明智地做到这一点。 We are now to examination those men. And we must do it wisely.
我向你保证，我们不会浪费智慧的。 We will spare for no wit, I warrant you.
[她打喷嚏] [ She sneezes ]
[音乐响起] [ Music strikes up ]
[♬电吉他演奏瓦格纳的“新娘合唱”] [ ♪ Electric guitar plays Wagner's "bridal chorus"]
阁下，您到这里来，就是为了娶这位女士吗？ You come hither, my lord, to marry this lady?
否。 No.
莱奥纳托：和她结婚。修士，你是来娶她的。 Leonato: To be married to her. Friar, you come to marry her.
小姐，你到这儿来是要嫁给这个伯爵吗？ Lady, you come hither to be married to this count?
我做的事情。 I do.
如果你们有谁知道什么内心的障碍 If either of you know any inward impediment
为什么你们不应该结合，我要你们以灵魂的名义说出来。 why you should not be conjoined, I charge you on your souls to utter it.
你认识吗，英雄？没有，大人。 Know you any, hero? None, my lord.
修士：你认识吗，伯爵？莱奥纳多：我敢说出他的答案。没有。 Friar: Know you any, count? Leonato: I dare make his answer. None.
克劳迪奥：啊，男人竟敢这么做！男人能做的事！ Claudio: O what men dare do! What men may do!
男人每天都在做的事！不知道他们在做什么。 What men daily do! Not knowing what they do.
现在呢，感叹词？克劳迪奥：你站在旁边，修士。 Benedick: How now, interjections? Claudio: Stand thee by, friar.
父啊，恕我冒昧，你愿以自由和不受约束的灵魂， Father, by your leave, will you, with free and unconstrained soul,
把这个女仆给我，你的女儿？ give me this maid, your daughter?
孩子，就像上帝赐予她我一样。 As freely, son, as god did give her me.
我有什么可以回报你， And what have I to give you back,
谁的价值能抵得上这份丰富而珍贵的礼物呢？ whose worth may counterpoise this rich and precious gift?
王子：没什么，除非你再给她一次。 Prince: Nothing, unless you render her again.
克劳迪奥：亲爱的王子，你让我学会了崇高的感恩。 Claudio: Sweet prince, you learn me noble thankfulness.
莱奥纳多，把她带回去， There leonato, take her back again,
不要把这个烂橘子给你的朋友。 give not this rotten orange to your friend.
她不过是她荣誉的象征和表象。 She's but the sign and semblance of her honour.
看哪，她脸红得多么像个少女啊！ Behold, how like a maid she blushes here!
啊，狡猾的罪恶能以什么样的权威和真理来掩饰自己呢？ O, what authority and show of truth can cunning sin cover itself withal!
难道那血不是证明单纯美德的谦虚证据吗？ Comes not that blood as modest evidence to witness simple virtue?
你们能不能发誓，所有看到她的人， Would you not swear, all you that see her,
从外表看她是个女佣吗？ that she were a maid by these exterior shows?
可是她什么也不是！ But she is none!
她知道豪华床的滋味。她脸红是内疚，不是谦虚。 She knows the heat of a luxurious bed. Her blush is guiltiness, not modesty.
什么意思，大人？不结婚！ What do you mean, my lord? Not to be married!
而不是把我的灵魂和一个被认可的放荡者联系在一起。 Not to knit my soul to an approved wanton.
亲爱的大人，如果你有自己的证据， Leonato: Dear my lord, if you in your own proof,
征服了她青春的抵抗，挫败了她的童贞…… have vanquished the resistance of her youth, made defeat of her virginity...
我知道你会说什么。如果我认识她，你会说 I know what you would say. If I have known her, you will say
她拥抱了我，把我当成丈夫，这样就减轻了我正手的罪过。 she did embrace me as a husband and so extenuate the forehand sin.
不,李! No, leonato!
我从来没有用夸大的话来引诱她 I never tempted her with word too large
但作为哥哥，他对妹妹表现出羞涩的真诚和清秀的爱。 but as a brother to his sister, showed bashful sincerity and comely love.
难道我对你不一样吗？ And seemed I ever otherwise to you?
滚出去！表面上!我要写反对信。 Out on thee! Seeming! I will write against it.
在我看来，你就像戴着魔球的黛安娜…… You seem to me, as Diane in her orb...
. .像未被吹开的蓓蕾一样纯洁。 .. As chaste as is the bud ere it be blown.
但你的血液比维纳斯更不节制， But you are more intemperate in your blood than Venus,
或者像那些娇生惯养的动物在野蛮的肉欲中暴跳如雷。 or like those pampered animals that rage in savage sensuality.
我的主人身体好吗，他说话这么宽？ Is my lord well, that he doth speak so wide?
亲爱的王子，你为什么不说话？我该说什么？ Sweet prince, why speak not you? What should I speak?
我要把我亲爱的朋友联系起来，我感到耻辱 I stand dishonoured that I have gone about to link my dear friend
到一个普通的陈腐。 to a common stale.
这些话是真的吗？还是我在做梦呢？ Are these things spoken, or do I but dream?
约翰：先生，这话是说的，而且是真的。 John: Sir, they are spoken, and these things are true.
本尼迪克：这看起来不像婚礼。 Benedick: This looks not like a nuptial.
英雄：是的，上帝啊！克劳迪奥：莱奥纳多，站在这里吗？ Hero: True, o god! Claudio: Leonato, stand I here?
这是王子吗？这是王子的弟弟吗？ Is this the prince? Is this the prince's brother?
这是英雄的脸吗？我们的眼睛是我们自己的吗？ Is this face hero's? Are our eyes our own?
列奥纳多：这一切都是事实，但这又如何呢，大人？ Leonato: All this is so, but what of this, my lord?
克劳迪奥：我想问你女儿一个问题， Claudio: Let me but move one question to your daughter,
以你在她身上所具有的慈父般的力量，请真诚地回答她。 and by that fatherly and kindly power you have in her, bid her answer truly.
我嘱咐你这样做，因为你是我的孩子。 I charge thee do so, as thou art my child.
上帝啊，保护我吧，我怎么被困住了？ O god defend me, how am I beset?
你这是什么教理问答？ What kind of catechising call you this?
使你对你的名忠心。 To make you answer truly to your name.
这不是英雄吗？ Is it not hero?
谁能以任何正当的责备来玷污这名呢？ Who can blot that name with any just reproach?
结婚，那是可以英雄的，英雄本身可以抹杀英雄的美德。 Marry, that can hero, hero itself can blot out hero's virtue.
昨晚和你私下谈话的那个人是谁， What man was he, talked with you yesternight, in private,
在12点到1点之间？ twixt the hours of 12 and 1?
现在，如果你是一个女仆，回答这个问题。 Now if you are a maid, answer to this.
我当时没有和任何人说话，大人。 I talked with no man at that hour, my lord.
王子：那你就不是少女了。列奥纳多，很抱歉你必须听到。 Prince: Why then you are no maiden. Leonato, I am sorry you must hear.
以我的名誉起誓， Upon mine honour, myself,
我哥哥和这位悲伤的伯爵看见了她，听见了她， my brother and this grieved count did see her, hear her,
昨晚那个时候，在露天和一个恶棍谈话， at that hour last night, talk with a ruffian in the open air,
他确实像个放肆的恶棍， who hath indeed, most like a liberal villain,
坦白了他们无数次的秘密邂逅。 confessed the vile encounters they have had a thousand times in secret.
不，不，大人，他们的名字不能提，也不能提。 Fie, fie, they are not to be named, my lord, not to be spoken of.
语言不够纯洁 There is not chastity enough in language
说出来并没有冒犯。 without offence to utter them.
因此，漂亮的女士，我为你的不当管理感到遗憾。 Thus, pretty lady, I am sorry for thy much misgovernment.
克劳迪奥：哦，英雄！ Claudio: O, hero!
如果你外表的优雅减半，你就成了一个多么伟大的英雄啊 What a hero hadst thou been if half thy outward graces
是放在你的思想和你心中的计谋上的吗? had been placed about thy thoughts and counsels of thy heart?
再见吧，我最丑，最美， But fare thee well, most foul, most fair,
别了，纯粹的不虔诚和不虔诚的纯洁， farewell thou pure impiety, and impious purity,
我要为你锁上所有爱的门， for thee I'll lock up all the gates of love,
而我的眼皮上，将会挂起所有的猜想 and on my eyelids shall conjecture hang to turn all
美变成了有害的思想，但永远不会比它更亲切。 beauty into thoughts of harm, and never shall it more be gracious.
莱奥纳多：这里没有男人的匕首给我吗？ Leonato: Hath no man's dagger here a point for me?
比阿特丽斯：为什么，英雄，为什么让你沉沦？ Beatrice: Why, how now hero, wherefore sink you down?
约翰：来，我们走吧。 John: Come, let's go.
这些事情就这样暴露出来，使她的精神窒息。 These things, come thus to light, smother her spirits up.
本尼迪克：这位女士怎么样？比阿特丽斯：我想已经死了。叔叔,救命! Benedick: How doth the lady? Beatrice: Dead, I think. Uncle, help!
英雄,英雄。叔叔。 Hero, hero. Uncle.
先生已婚男人。修士。 Signior benedick. Friar.
莱昂纳多：哦，命运！不要松开你沉重的手。 Leonato: O, fate! Take not away thy heavy hand.
死亡是她耻辱的最好掩饰，这是她所希望的。 Death is the fairest cover for her shame, that may be wished for.
修士：放心吧，女士。莱奥纳多：你抬头看吗？ Friar: Have comfort, lady. Leonato: Dost thou look up?
是的，她为什么不应该呢？为何? Yea, wherefore should she not? Wherefore?
为什么地上的一切都不向她哭诉羞耻呢？ Why doth not every earthly thing cry shame upon her?
她能在这里否认她血液里的故事吗？ Could she here deny the story that is printed in her blood?
不活英雄，不睁眼。 Do not live hero, do not open thine eyes.
我以为你不会很快死去， For did I think thou wouldst not quickly die,
我以为你的精神比你的耻辱更坚强， thought I thy spirit stronger than thy shame,
我要斥责你的生活。 myself would on the rearward of reproaches strike at thy life.
悲伤的我，我只有一个？ Grieved I, I had but one?
啊，我太爱你了。 O, one too much by thee.
为什么我要一个呢？ Why had I one?
为什么你在我眼里曾经是可爱的？ Why ever wast thou lovely in mine eyes?
为什么我没有用仁慈的手在我的门口接过一个乞丐的施舍， Why had I not with charitable hand took up a beggar's issue at my gates,
是谁玷污了自己，深陷耻辱， who smirched thus, and mired with infamy,
我可能会说，没有一部分是我的。 I might have said, "no part of it is mine.
“这种耻辱来自于不为人知的欲望。” "This shame derives itself from unknown loins."
但是我的, But mine,
我爱我的，我赞美我的， and mine I loved, and mine I praised,
我的骄傲，我的骄傲，我自己， and mine that I was proud on, mine so much, that I myself,
是我的，不是我的。 was to myself not mine.
重视她，为什么她…！哦，她掉进了墨坑里， Valuing of her, why she...! O, she is fallen into a pit of ink,
广阔的大海的水珠太少，无法再把她洗净， that the wide sea hath drops too few to wash her clean again,
盐太少，会使她污秽的肉体变咸。 and salt too little, which may season give to her foultainted flesh.
本尼迪克：先生，先生，耐心点。 Benedick: Sir, sir, be patient.
至于我，我是如此惊奇，我不知道说什么好。 For my part, I am so attired in wonder, I know not what to say.
哦，我以生命发誓，我的表兄是骗人的。 O, on my life, my cousin is belied.
女士，你昨晚和她同床共枕吗？ Lady, were you her bedfellow last night?
不，真的没有，不过直到昨晚， No, truly not, although till last night,
我和她同床共枕已经12个月了。 I have these 12 months been her bedfellow.
莱昂纳托：确认，确认。 Leonato: Confirmed, confirmed,
啊，这比以前用铁条闩起来的更坚固。 o, that is stronger made which was before barred up with ribs of iron.
两个王子会撒谎吗，克劳迪奥会撒谎吗，他如此爱她， Would the two princes lie, and Claudio lie, who loved her so,
说到她的下流，用眼泪洗净了它？ that speaking of her foulness washed it with tears?
离开她，让她死吧！ Hence from her, let her die!
修士：听我说。 Friar: Hear me a little.
因为我只是沉默了那么久， For I have only been silent so long,
因为那位女士的缘故，我才走上了这条路。 and given way unto this course of fortune, by noting of the lady.
我看到她脸上出现了无数的红晕， I have marked a thousand blushing apparitions to start into her face,
千百种天真无邪的羞耻，在天使般的洁白中，拂去了那些红晕， a thousand innocent shames in angel whiteness beat away those blushes,
她眼中好像有火 and in her eye, there hath appeared a fire
烧掉这些王子们对她的少女真理所持的错误。 to burn the errors that these princes hold against her maiden truth.
叫我傻瓜吧，不要相信我的阅读，也不要相信我的观察， Call me a fool, trust not my reading, nor my observation,
我的尊敬，我的召唤，我的神， my reverence, calling, nor divinity,
如果这位可爱的女士不是无辜地躺在这里，犯了一些严重的错误。 if this sweet lady lie not guiltless here under some biting error.
修士，这不可能。你看到了她所留下的所有优雅 Friar, it cannot be. Thou seest that all the grace that she hath left
就是她不会再犯伪证罪了。 is that she will not add to her damnation a sin of perjury.
她没有否认。 She not denies it.
女士，你被指控的是哪个男人？ Lady, what man is he you are accused of?
他们知道那些指责我的人，我却一无所知。 They know that do accuse me, I know none.
如果我对活着的人了解得更多 If I know more of any man alive
比少女的谦虚所保证的， than that which maiden modesty doth warrant,
愿我一切的罪都缺乏怜悯。 let all my sins lack mercy.
啊，我的父亲， O, my father,
证明给你看，如果有人和我在不见面的时候聊天， prove you that any man with me conversed at hours unmeet,
也不知道我昨天晚上和什么人还保持着言语上的变化 or that I yesternight maintained the change of words with any creature
拒绝我，恨我，折磨我至死。 refuse me, hate me, torture me to death.
修士：王子们有一种奇怪的误解。 Friar: There is some strange misprision in the princes.
本尼迪克：其中两个人很有面子， Benedick: Two of them have the very bent of honour,
如果他们的智慧被误导了， and if their wisdoms be misled in this,
它的实践活在约翰这个混蛋身上 the practice of it lives in John the bastard,
他们的灵魂在邪恶的框架中劳作。 whose spirits toil in frame of villainies.
莱奥纳托：我不知道。 Leonato: I know not.
如果他们说的是实话，这双手就会撕裂她…… If they speak but truth of her, these hands shall tear her...
如果他们玷污了她的名誉， If they wrong her honour,
他们中最骄傲的人必听见这事。 the proudest of them shall well hear of it.
时间还没有把我的血干， Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine,
但他们会发现，在这样一种状态下醒来， but they shall find, awaked in such a kind,
既有肢体的力量，又有思想的方针、手段的能力…… both strength of limb and policy of mind, ability in means...
. .而对朋友的选择，则是彻底抛弃我。 ..And choice of friends, to quit me of them thoroughly.
修士：稍等片刻，在这件事上让我的建议左右你吧。 Friar: Pause awhile, and let my counsel sway you in this case.
你的女儿在这里，王子们等死。 Your daughter here, the princes left for dead.
让她暂时被秘密囚禁，然后公布她的死讯， Let her awhile be secretly kept in, and publish it that she is dead,
的确，保持一种哀悼的炫耀， indeed, maintain a mourning ostentation,
在你家族古老的纪念碑上挂着哀伤的墓志铭， and on your family's old monument hang mournful epitaphs,
并且行一切与葬有关的礼。 and do all rites that appertain unto a burial.
这将会怎样呢？这有什么用？ What shall become of this? What will this do?
她快死了，这是必然的， She dying, as it must be so maintained,
在她被指控的那一刻，她将被同情，被同情， upon the instant that she was accused, shall be lamented, pitied,
并原谅每一个听众。 and excused of every hearer.
因为我们所拥有的， For it so falls out that what we have,
当我们享受它的时候，我们不会珍视它的价值， we prize not to the worth whiles we enjoy it,
但是缺少和失去了，为什么，然后我们追求价值， but being lacked and lost, why, then we rack the value,
然后我们找到了美德 then we find the virtue
当它属于我们的时候，它不会显示给我们。 that possession would not show us whiles it was ours.
克劳迪奥也会这样。 So will it fare with Claudio.
当他听到她因他的话而死， When he shall hear she died upon his words,
她的生活将甜蜜地潜入他想象的书房， the idea of her life shall sweetly creep into his study of imagination,
以及她生命中所有可爱的器官 and every lovely organ of her life
将穿上更珍贵的衣服， shall come apparelled in more precious habit,
比她生前更动人，更精致，更富有生命力。 more moving, delicate and full of life, than when she lived indeed.
那时他会哀悼，后悔当初没有这样指责她。 Then shall he mourn, and wish he had not so accused her.
莱昂纳多先生，让修士给你建议吧， Signior leonato, let the friar advise you,
虽然你知道我的内心和爱 and though you know my inwardness and love
对王子和克劳迪奥都很重要，但以我的名誉起誓， is very much unto the prince and Claudio, yet by mine honour,
我必秘密公正地处理这事 I will deal in this as secretly and justly
就像你的灵魂和你的身体一样。 as your soul should with your body.
莱奥纳多：因为我在悲伤中流动，哪怕是最细小的绳子也会把我牵走。 Leonato: Being that I flow in grief, the smallest twine may lead me.
来吧女士，死而生，这婚礼的日子也许只是延长了。 Come lady, die to live, this wedding day perhaps is but prolonged.
要有耐心和忍耐。 Have Patience and endure.
比阿特丽斯夫人。 Benedick: Lady Beatrice.
你一直在哭吗？ Have you wept all this while?
是的，我还要再哭一会儿。 Yea, and I will weep a while longer.
我不希望那样。你没有理由。我是自由的。 I will not desire that. You have no reason. I do it freely.
肯定。我相信你漂亮的表妹受了冤枉。 Surely. I do believe your fair cousin is wronged.
啊，这个人该从我这里得到多少补偿啊！ O, how much might the man deserve of me that would right her!
有什么方式可以表达这样的友谊吗？ Is there any way to show such friendship?
一条很平坦的路，却没有这样的朋友。 A very even way, but no such friend.
男人可以这样做吗？ May a man do it?
这是男人的办公室，但不是你的。 It is a man's office, but not yours.
[她抽泣] [ She sobs ]
在这个世界上我最爱的就是你。 I do love nothing in the world so well as you.
(观众喘着气/笑) (Audience gasps/laughs)
这不是很奇怪吗？ Is not that strange?
像我不知道的事物一样奇怪。 As strange as the thing I know not.
[她清了清嗓子] [ She clears her throat ]
我可以说，我爱你胜过爱任何东西。 It were as possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as you.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
但是不要相信我。 But believe me not.
然而我不说谎。 And yet I lie not.
我什么也不坦白。 I confess nothing.
我也不否认。 Nor I deny nothing.
(笑声) (Laughter)
我为我的表弟感到难过。 I am sorry for my cousin.
碧翠丝，我以我的剑起誓，你是爱我的。 By my sword, Beatrice, thou lov'st me.
不可指着它起誓吃。 Do not swear by it and eat it.
我发誓你爱我。 I will swear by it that you love me.
我要让他吃了写着“我不爱你”的面包。 I will make him eat it that says I love not you.
你不食言吗？ Will you not eat your word?
没有任何调味料可以用来调味。 With no sauce that can be devised to it.
我抗议…… I protest...
我爱你。 I love thee.
[她尖叫] [ She shrieks ]
嘘! Sssh!
那么，噢，愿上帝原谅我。 Why then, o, may god forgive me.
什么冒犯，亲爱的比阿特丽斯？ What offence, sweet Beatrice?
你让我度过了快乐的时光， You have stayed me in a happy hour,
我正要说我爱你。 I was about to protest I love you.
全心全意地去做。 And do it with all thy heart.
我全心全意地爱你，没有什么可以抗议的了。 I love you with so much of my heart there is none left to protest.
[她喘着气] [ She gasps ]
来吧，叫我为你做任何事。 Come, bid me do anything for thee.
[她突然大笑起来] [ She bursts out laughing ]
杀死克劳迪奥。 Kill Claudio.
无论如何都不会。 Not for the wide world.
你要我否认就杀了我。告别。别动，亲爱的比阿特丽斯。 You kill me to deny it. Farewell. Tarry, sweet Beatrice.
我走了，虽然我还在，但你已经没有爱了。 I'm gone, though I'm here, there is no love in you.
不，我求你，让我走吧。比阿特丽斯。 Nay, I pray you, let me go. Beatrice.
说实话，我会去的。我们先做朋友吧。 In faith, I will go. We'll be friends first.
你敢和我做朋友比和我的敌人战斗更容易。 You dare easier be friends with me, than fight with mine enemy.
克劳迪奥是你的敌人吗？ Is Claudio thine enemy?
他不就是个大坏蛋吗？ Is he not approved in the height a villain,
诽谤，蔑视，羞辱我的亲人？ that hath slandered, scorned, dishonoured my kinswoman?
啊，但愿我是个人！ O, that I were a man!
什么，牵着她的手，直到他们来牵手， What, bear her in hand until they come to take hands,
在公众的指责下， and then with public accusation,
明目张胆的诽谤，毫无掩饰的仇恨？ uncovered slander, unmitigated rancour?
啊，上帝，我要是一个人就好了！ O, god, that I were a man!
我会在集市上吃掉他的心脏。 I would eat his heart in the marketplace.
听我说，比阿特丽斯。在户外和男人“谈话”吗？ Hear me, Beatrice. "Talk" with a man in the open air?
一个恰当的说法。不，但是比阿特丽斯…… A proper saying. Nay, but Beatrice...
亲爱的英雄，她被冤枉了，她被诽谤了，她被毁了。 Sweet hero, she is wronged, she is slandered, she is undone.
Bea……王子和伯爵们！ Bea... princes and counts!
当然，一个高贵的证词，一个善良的伯爵，一个完美的伯爵， Surely, a princely testimony, a goodly count, count comfect,
真是个可爱的绅士！ a sweet gallant surely(!)
啊，但愿我是为他而为人！ O, that I were a man for his sake!
或者我有一个朋友会为了我而成为一个男人！ Or that I had any friend would be a man for my sake!
但男子汉气概化为屈膝礼，英勇化为赞美， But manhood is melted into curtsies, valour into compliment,
男人只会变成舌头，也会变成整洁的舌头。 and men are only turned into tongue, and trim ones too.
他现在就像只会说谎的赫拉克勒斯一样勇敢。 He is now as Valiant as Hercules who only tells a lie.
并发誓。 And swears it.
我不能做一个有愿望的人， I cannot be a man with wishing,
所以我必像个妇人，悲恸而死。 therefore I will die a woman with grieving.
站住，好比阿特丽斯，我以这只手发誓，我爱你。 Tarry, good Beatrice, by this hand, I love thee.
用别的方式来表达我的爱吧，别对着它骂人。 Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it.
你觉得克劳迪奥伯爵是个冤枉的英雄吗？ Think you in your soul the count Claudio hath wronged hero?
是的，就像我有思想，有灵魂一样。 Yea, as sure as I do have a thought or a soul.
我够忙了，我要挑战他。 Enough I am engaged, I will challenge him.
我会吻你的手，然后离开你。 I will kiss your hand, and so leave you.
这只手，克劳狄奥就会给我一笔可观的帐。 By this hand, Claudio shall render me a dear account.
当你听到我的时候，就会想起我。 As you hear of me, so think of me.
去安慰你的表妹吧。我得说她死了。 Go, comfort your cousin. I must say she is dead.
所以… And so...
告别。 Farewell.
[♬忧郁的音乐] [ ♪ Sombre music ]
狗莓：让开！穿过! Dogberry: Make way! Coming through!
对不起，请原谅！实在。 Excuse me, please! Forsooth.
我们的一切都装出来了吗？ Is our whole dissembly appeared?
塞克斯顿：奎森斯和洛斯库萨多斯？ Sexton: Quiénes son los acusados?
还有什麽? Qué?
[叹气]谁是罪魁祸首？玛丽，这就是我和我的搭档。 [ Sighs ] Which be the malefactors? Marry, that am I, and my partner.
不，那是肯定的，我们还要检查展览呢。 Nay that's certain, we have the exhibition to examine.
但是，哪些是要接受审查的罪犯呢？ But which are the offenders that are to be examined?
让他们去见警官。 Let them come before master constable.
Dogberry：是的，结婚吧，让他们在我之前来。 Dogberry: Yea marry, let them come before me.
朋友，你叫什么名字？Borachio。 What is your name, friend? Borachio.
请写下“borachio”。你的,小子? Pray write down "borachio". Yours, sirrah?
康拉德：我是一位绅士，先生，我叫康拉德。 Conrade: I am a gentleman, sir, my name is conrade.
Dogberry：写下“主人先生同志”。 Dogberry: Write down "master gentleman conrade".
大师们，你们侍奉上帝吗？ Masters, do you serve god?
波拉基奥：希望如此。 Conrade: Yea, sir. Borachio: We hope.
Dogberry：写下他们希望为上帝服务。 Dogberry: Write down that they hope they serve god.
先写上帝，为了上帝的保护，但上帝应该先于这些恶棍。 Write god first, for god defend but god should go before such villains.
大师们，事实已经证明你们比我强不了多少 Masters, it is proved already that you are little better
比虚伪的无赖。你们如何为自己回答？ than false knaves. How answer you for yourselves?
联系人：Señor，也可以下载。狗莓：哦，哦！ Conrade: Señor, decimos que es falso. Dogberry: Oh, oh oh!
我向你保证，他是个非常机智的人，不过我还是跟他一起去吧。 A marvellous witty fellow, I assure you, but I shall go about with him.
到这儿来吧，小伙子。跟你说句话，先生。 Come you hither, sirrah. A word in your ear, sir.
我对你们说，我以为你们是虚伪的无赖。 I say to you, it is thought you are false knaves.
先生，我告诉你，我们什么都不是。 Sir, I say to you, we are none.
好吧，靠边站，上帝作证，他们都在一个故事里。 Well, stand aside, 'fore god they are both in a tale.
你写下来了吗？ Have you writ down that they are none?
司务长：警官，你走错路了。 Sexton: Master constable, you go not the way to examine.
你必须召集那些控告他们的人。 You must call forth the watch that are their accusers.
是的，结婚，这是最好的办法，让手表出来。 Yea marry, that's the eftest way, let the watch come forth.
马斯特斯，我以王子的名义控告你，控告这些人。 Masters, I charge you in the prince's name, accuse these men.
这个人说，先生，王子的弟弟唐·约翰是个恶棍。 This man said, sir, that Don John the prince's brother was a villain.
写下“王子约翰是个恶棍”这是赤裸裸的伪证 Write down, "prince John a villain." Why, this is flat perjury,
把王子的兄弟称为恶棍。 to call the prince's brother villain.
波拉基奥：警察大师。多伯里：你这家伙，求你平安！ Borachio: Master constable. Dogberry: Pray thee fellow, peace!
我向你保证，我不喜欢你的样子。 I do not like thy look, I promise thee.
塞克斯顿：你听到他还说了什么？西卡尔：嗯，他已经收到了 Sexton: What heard you him say else? Seacoal: Marry, that he had received
唐·约翰被罚一千金币因为他冤枉了女英雄。 a thousand ducats of Don John for accusing the lady hero wrongfully.
Dogberry：像往常一样，入室行窃。 Dogberry: Flat burglary, as ever was committed.
Verges：总的来说，是的。塞克斯顿：还有什么，伙计？ Verges: By the mass, that it is. Sexton: What else, fellow?
西卡尔：克劳迪奥伯爵的意思是说， Seacoal: And that count Claudio did mean upon his words,
当着大家的面羞辱英雄，不娶她。 to disgrace hero before the whole assembly, and not marry her.
Dogberry：哦，恶棍！ Dogberry: O, villain!
你将因此被定罪，永远得到救赎。 Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this.
塞克斯顿：还有什么？这就是全部。 Sexton: What else? Seacoal: This is all.
塞克斯顿：大师们，这是你们无法否认的。 Sexton: And this is more, masters, than you can deny.
约翰王子今天早上被偷偷偷走了。 Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away.
英雄就这样被指控，就这样被拒绝了。 Hero was in this manner accused, in this very manner refus'd.
[Borachio笑] [ Borachio laughs ]
在这悲痛之中，突然死去。 And upon the grief of this, suddenly died.
警官大人，把这些人带到列奥纳多那里。 Master constable, let these men be brought to leonato.
我要走在前面，把他们的考试给他看。 I will go before, and show him their examination.
同伴：走开，花花公子！ Conrade: Off, coxcomb!
Dogberry：上帝啊，我的命啊，牧师在哪儿？ Dogberry: God's my life, where's the sexton?
让他写下王子的军官考克姆。 Let him write down the prince's officer coxcomb.
Conrade:走!你是个混蛋，你是个混蛋。 Conrade: Away! You are an ass, you are an ass.
你不怀疑我的地位吗？你不怀疑我的年岁吗。 Dost thou not suspect my place? Dost thou not suspect my years?
啊，但愿他是来给我写屁股的！ O, that he were here to write me down an ass!
但是大师们，记住我是个混蛋。 But masters, remember that I am an ass.
虽然没有写下来，但不要忘记我是一头驴。 Though it not be writ down, yet forget not that I am an ass.
不，你这个恶棍，你充满了虔诚 No, thou villain, thou art full of piety
这将由好证人向你证明。 as shall be proved upon thee by good witness.
我是个聪明人，更重要的是，我是个军官。 I am a wise fellow and, which is more, an officer.
更重要的是，一个持家人。 And which is more, a householder.
更重要的是，这是墨西拿最漂亮的一块肉。 And which is more, a pretty a piece of flesh as any in messina.
,……路边:法律! And, and... verges: Law!
. .懂法律的人，去。富有。 ..One that knows the law, go to. Rich.
一个够有钱的家伙，去吧。和损失。 And a rich fellow enough, go to. And losses.
一个有过损失的人。还有一个…… A fellow that had losses. And one that hath...
外套。两层, Coats. Two coats,
以及他身上所有的英俊。来，把他带走。 and every thing handsome about him. Come, bring him away.
啊，但愿我被写在屁股上！ O, that I had been writ down an ass!
如果你继续这样下去，你会自杀的， If you go on thus you will kill yourself,
这样再为自己忧愁，也是不明智的。 and 'Tis not wisdom thus to second grief against yourself.
我恳求你，停止你的忠告吧， I pray thee, cease thy counsel,
这话落在我耳中，如同水漏在筛子里一样无益。 which falls into mine ears as profitless as water in a sieve.
不要给我忠告…… Give not me counsel...
. .我的耳朵也听不到任何安慰， ..Nor let no comforter delight mine ear,
但这样一个人的错误与我的一致。 but such a one whose wrongs doth suit with mine.
给我带来一个深爱自己孩子的父亲， Bring me a father that so loved his child,
他也像我一样为她欢喜。 whose joy of her is overwhelmed like mine.
叫他说忍耐，量一量他的痛苦的长度和宽度 Bid him speak of Patience, measure his woe the length and breadth of mine
让它回应每一个压力 and let it answer every strain for strain
以其人之道还其人之身，以其人之忧还其人之身。 as thus for thus, and such a grief for such.
如果这样的人微笑着抚摸他的胡须， If such a one will smile and stroke his beard,
以谚语消愁，使不幸沉醉， patch grief with proverb, make misfortune drunk,
拿着烛台，把他带到我面前， with candlewasters, bring him yet to me,
我也要从他那里聚集忍耐。 and I of him will gather Patience.
但是没有这样的人。 But there is no such man.
别给我忠告，我的悲伤比广告更响亮。 Give me no counsel, my griefs cry louder than advertisement.
在这一点上，大人和孩子没有什么不同。 Therein do men from children nothing differ.
我祈求你平安，我将成为血肉之躯， I pray thee, peace, I will be flesh and blood,
因为还没有哲学家能做到这一点 for there was never yet philosopher that could
耐心地忍受牙痛。 endure the toothache patiently.
但不要把所有的伤害都推到自己身上！ Yet bend not all the harm upon yourself!
让那些冒犯你的人也遭受痛苦。 Make those that do offend you suffer, too.
你说得有理，不，我也要这样做。 There thou speak'st reason, nay I will do so.
我的灵魂告诉我英雄是可信的，克劳迪奥会知道的， My soul doth tell me hero is belied, that shall Claudio know,
王子和所有羞辱她的人也必如此。 so shall the prince and all of them that thus dishonour her.
美好的一天。祝你们俩日安。 Good day. Good day to both of you.
听到了吗，诸位大人？我们有点匆忙，莱昂纳多。 Hear you, my lords? We have some haste, leonato.
快点，大人！好吧，再见，我的主人，你现在这么着急吗？ Some haste my lord! Well, fare you well my lord, are you so hasty now?
好吧，一切为一。不要和我们争吵， Well, all is one. Do not quarrel with us,
好老头。 good old man.
Innogen：如果他能通过争吵来纠正自己， Innogen: If he could right himself with quarrelling,
我们中的一些人会躲起来。谁冤枉了他？ some of us would lie low. Who wrongs him?
莱奥纳多：嫁给你，你欺骗了我，你这个伪君子。 Leonato: Marry thou dost wrong me, thou dissembler, thou.
不，不要把你的手放在你的剑上，我不怕你。 Nay, never lay thy hand upon thy sword, I fear thee not.
克劳迪奥：玛丽，如果我的手能显示你的年龄，就跟我握手吧 Claudio: Marry, beshrew my hand if it should give your age
这样的恐惧，说实话，我的手对我的剑毫无意义。 such cause of fear, in faith, my hand meant nothing to my sword.
莱奥纳多：嘘，嘘，老兄，别跟我开玩笑！ Leonato: Tush, tush, man, never fleer and jest at me!
我说话不像老糊涂，也不像傻瓜。 I speak not like a dotard, nor a fool.
你这样冤枉了我和我无辜的孩子， Thou hast so wronged my innocent child and me,
我不得不放下我的敬意， that I am forced to lay my reverence by,
白发苍苍，伤痕累累， and with grey hairs and bruise of many days,
我说，我向你挑战审判一个人…… do challenge thee to trial of a man, I say...
你欺骗了我无辜的孩子。 Thou hast belied mine innocent child.
你的诽谤穿透了她的心。 Thy slander hath gone through and through her heart.
她和她的祖先葬在一起， And she lies buried with her ancestors,
啊，在一个没有丑闻的坟墓里，除了她的这个， o, in a tomb where never scandal slept, save this of hers,
被你的邪恶陷害。我邪恶吗? framed by thy villainy. My villainy?
你的克劳迪奥，你的，我说。你说得不对，老头。 Thine Claudio, thine I say. You sayest not right, old man.
大人，如果他敢，我就用他的身体来证明。 My lord, I'll prove it on his body if he dare.
我不想和你有任何关系。你能这样离开我吗？ I will not have to do with you. Canst thou so doff me?
你杀了我的孩子。 Thou hast killed my child.
如果你杀了我，孩子，你就杀了一个人。 If thou kill'st me, boy, thou shalt kill a man.
王子：安静，莱昂纳多！Innogen：让他回答我。 Prince: Peace, leonato! Innogen: Let him answer me.
跟我来吧，男孩，来吧，男孩，跟我来吧，男孩 Come follow me boy, come sir boy, come follow me, sir boy,
我要把你从围栏上抽下来。 I'll whip you from your foining fence.
妻子……内容你自己。神…… Wife... content yourself. God...
知道我爱我的孩子，而她死了。 Knows I loved my child, and she is dead.
被同样敢的恶棍诽谤致死 Slandered to death by villain that dare as well
一个人回答，就像我敢抓住蛇的舌头一样。 answer a man indeed as I dare take a serpent by the tongue.
Innogen。让你满足。什么男人? Innogen. Hold you content. What man?
是的，我知道他们的重量，甚至是最大的顾虑。 I know them, yea, and what they weigh, even to the utmost scruple.
一个轻浮、外表外露、爱赶时髦的男孩…… A scambling, outfacing, fashionmonging boy...
. .谎言，齿轮和嘲弄， ..That lies and cogs and flouts,
堕落和诽谤，说了六个危险的词， depraves and slanders, and speaks of half a dozen dangerous words,
如果他敢的话，他会怎样伤害他的敌人。 how he may hurt his enemies, if he durst.
这就是全部。但innogen… And this is all. But innogen...
你别多管闲事，让我来处理这件事。 Do not you meddle, let me deal in this.
王子：好先生，好夫人，我们不会吵醒你们的耐心。 Prince: Good sir and madam, we will not wake your Patience.
我对你女儿的死深表遗憾，但我以名誉担保， My heart is sorry for your daughter's death, but on my honour,
她被指控的只是事实，而且证据充分。 she was charged with nothing but what was true and very full of proof.
莱昂纳多：我的主人。王子：我不会听你的。 Leonato: My lord. Prince: I will not hear you.
没有? No?
来吧，天真的人，走开。 Come, innogen, away.
我将被倾听。 I will be heard.
[王子笑] [ Prince laughs ]
看，看，我们要找的人来了。 See, see, here comes the man we went to seek.
先生，有什么消息吗？ Now signior, what news?
王子：欢迎你，阁下，你是来分手的。 Prince: Welcome signior, you are almost come to part almost a fray.
在虚假的争吵中没有真正的勇气。我来找你们俩。 In a false quarrel there is no true valour. I came to seek you both.
我们四处寻找你， We have been up and down to seek thee,
因为我们是忧郁的高证据，并希望它被击败。 for we're high proof melancholy, and would fain have it beaten away.
你要用你的智慧吗？它在我的鞘里，要我拔出来吗？ Wilt thou use thy wit? It's in my scabbard shall I draw it?
你把你的智慧带在身边吗？因为我是一个诚实的人，他看起来很苍白。 Dost thou wear thy wit by thy side? As I'm an honest man, he looks pale.
你是病了，还是生气了？ Art thou sick, or angry?
先生，我将在职业生涯中遇见你的智慧， Sir, I shall meet your wit in the career,
如果你指责我，我请求你换个话题。 and you charge it against me, I pray you choose another subject.
由此看来，他的变化越来越大。我想他是真的生气了。 By this light, he changes more and more. I think he be angry indeed.
要我在你耳边说句话吗？ Shall I speak a word in your ear?
上帝保佑我没有挑战。你是个恶棍。我不开玩笑。 God bless me from a challenge. You are a villain. I jest not.
你怎么敢，用什么敢，什么时候敢，我都会让你变好。 I will make it good how you dare, with what you dare, and when you dare.
乖乖听话，不然我就抗议你的怯懦。 Do me right, or I will protest your cowardice.
你杀了一位可爱的女士，她的死将沉重地打击你。 You have killed a sweet lady, and her death shall fall heavy on you.
让我听听你的消息。好吧，我会去见你的 Let me hear from you. Well, I will meet you,
这样我就可以开心了。先生，你的机智很好。 so I may have good cheer. Sir, your wit ambles well.
这很容易。 It goes easily.
王子：我来告诉你比阿特丽斯那天是怎样称赞你的。 Prince: I'll tell thee how Beatrice praised thy wit the other day.
[他轻笑] [ He chuckles ]
我说你很聪明。“不错，”她说，“一个漂亮的小家伙。” I said thou hadst a fine wit. "True," says she, "a fine little one."
“不，”我说，“是个机智的人。”“只是，”她说，“它不会伤害任何人。” "Nay," said I, "a good wit.""Just," said she, "it hurts no body."
“不，”我说，“他有舌头。” "Nay," said I, "he hath the tongues."
“我相信，”她说，“因为他星期一晚上对我发过誓， "That I believe," said she, "for he swore a thing to me on Monday night,
“他在星期二早上放弃了这个誓言。” "which he forswore on Tuesday morning."
有双舌，有双舌。 There's a double tongue, there's two tongues.
最后，她叹了口气， Yet at last, she concluded, with a sigh,
你是墨西拿最合适的人。 thou wast the properest man in messina.
大人，感谢您的盛情款待。 My lord, for your many courtesies I thank you.
我必须终止你的公司。 I must discontinue your company.
你哥哥，那个混蛋，从墨西拿逃出来了。 Your brother, the bastard, is fled from messina.
你们杀了一位可爱无辜的女士。 You have among you killed a sweet and innocent lady.
因为我的黑胡子大人，我和他要见面了。 For my lord lackbeard there, he and I shall meet.
在我们找到他之前，愿他安息。 And till we do, peace be with him.
他是认真的。以最深切的诚挚， He is in earnest. In most profound earnest,
我保证，看在比阿特丽斯的份上。 and I'll warrant you, for the love of Beatrice.
他向你挑战。最真诚地。 He challenged thee. Most sincerely.
他不是说我弟弟逃跑了吗？ Did he not say my brother was fled?
Dogberry：来吧，先生，一定有人照顾你。 Dogberry: Come you sir, you must be looked to.
王子：我哥哥的两个手下被绑了？这些人犯了什么罪？ Prince: Two of my brother's men bound? What offence have these men done?
大人，这个人……嫁给…嫁给先生, My lord, this man... marry... marry sir,
他们做了虚假报告。 they have committed false report.
再者，他们说的是假话，其次，他们是诽谤， Moreover, they have spoken untruths, secondarily, they are slanders,
第六，也是最后一点，他们相信了一位女士， sixthly and lastly they have belied a lady,
第三，他们证实了不公正的事情， thirdly, they have verified unjust things,
总而言之，他们是说谎的恶棍。 and to conclude, they are lying knaves.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
首先，我问你他们做了什么。 Firstly, I ask thee what they have done.
第三，我问你他们犯了什么罪。 Thirdly, I ask thee what's their offence.
第六，也是最后一个原因， Sixthly and lastly why they are committed,
最后，你认为他们的罪名是什么？ and to conclude, what you lay to their charge?
嗯，当他们……我只是想… Well, when they... I was just going to...
我只是想…好吧! I was just going to... all right!
各位，这位博学的警官狡猾得让人难以理解。 Masters, this learned constable is too cunning to be understood.
你犯了什么罪？亲爱的王子，你听到了吗…… What's your offence? Sweet prince, do you hear me...
. .让这个伯爵杀了我。 ..And let this count kill me.
我甚至欺骗了你的眼睛。 I have deceived even your very eyes.
你的智慧无法发现的东西， What your wisdoms could not discover,
这些肤浅的傻瓜揭露了， these shallow fools have brought to light,
他在夜里听到了我对这个人的忏悔， who in the night overheard me confessing to this man,
你的哥哥约翰是如何激怒我去诽谤女英雄的， how your brother, Don John incensed me to slander the lady hero,
还有你看到我穿着英雄的衣服向玛格丽特求婚。 and how you saw me court Margaret in hero's garments.
我的恶行被记录在案， My villainy they have upon record,
我宁愿以死来封缄，也不愿羞愧地重复。 which I had rather seal with my death than repeat over to my shame.
这位女士因我和我主人的诬告而死， The lady is dead upon mine and my master's false accusation,
简而言之，我只想得到一个恶棍的奖赏。 and briefly, I desire nothing but the reward of a villain.
这句话不像铁一样在你的血液里流淌吗？ Runs not this speech like iron through your blood?
他说话的时候我已经喝下了毒药。 I have drunk poison while he uttered it.
是我哥哥让你这么做的吗？是的。 Did my brother set thee on to this? Yea.
还付钱给我。他逃到这邪恶的地方去了！ And paid me for the practice of it. And fled he is upon this villainy!
克劳狄奥：亲爱的英雄，现在你的形象出现了 Claudio: Sweet hero, now thy image doth appear
难得的是，我首先爱上了它。 in the rare semblance that I loved it first.
来吧，把原告带走 Come, bring away the plaintiffs,
这时，我们的司事已经把这件事告诉了莱昂纳多先生， by this time our sexton hath reformed signior leonato of the matter,
主人们，别忘了指定服务的时间和地点 and masters, do not forget to specify when time and place shall serve
,我……我是个混蛋。 that I... Am an ass.
莱昂纳托：哪个是反派？他是哪一个？ Leonato: Which is the villain? Which of these is he?
波拉基奥：如果你想知道你的冤家，看看我吧。 Borachio: If you would know your wronger, look on me.
你是奴隶，用你的呼吸 Art thou the slave that with thy breath
杀了我无辜的孩子？是的，甚至只有我一个人。 hast killed mine innocent child? Yea, even I alone.
不，别那么坏，你自以为如此。 Nay, not so villain, thou beliest thyself.
站在这里的是两位可敬的人，第三个人也参与了此事。 Here stand a pair of honourable men, a third is fled that had a hand in it.
王子们，我为我女儿的死感谢你们。 I thank you, princes, for my daughter's death.
记录下你高尚的行为， Record it with your high and worthy deeds,
如果你仔细想想，这件事做得很勇敢。 'twas bravely done, if you bethink you of it.
我不知道如何祈求你的耐心，但我必须说。 I know not how to pray your Patience, yet I must speak.
选择你自己的复仇，强加给我你发明的什么苦行 Choose your revenge yourself, impose me to what penance your invention
我可以责备我的罪，但我所犯的罪，不过是错了。 can lay upon my sin, yet sinned I not but in mistaking.
王子：以我的灵魂起誓，我也不会，但为了满足这位善良的老人， Prince: By my soul nor I, and yet to satisfy this good old man,
只要他吩咐我，我就能承受任何沉重的负担。 I would bend under any heavy weight, that he'll enjoin me to.
我不能让你让我女儿活下去。 I cannot bid you bid my daughter live.
那是不可能的。 That were impossible.
但我祈祷你们俩 But I pray you both,
告诉墨西拿的人们她死得多么无辜，今晚就告诉他们。 possess the people in messina here how innocent she died, do so tonight.
明天早晨你到我家来， Tomorrow morning come you to my house,
既然你不能做我的女婿，那就做我的外甥吧。 and since you could not be my soninlaw, be yet my nephew.
我妻子有个侄女，几乎和我们死去的孩子一模一样。 My wife hath a niece, almost the copy of our child that's dead.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
给她你本该给她表姐的权利， Give her the right you should have given her cousin,
我的复仇就这样结束了。啊，高贵的先生！ and so dies my revenge. O, noble sir!
你的过分仁慈使我流下了眼泪。 Your overkindness doth wring tears from me.
明天我们期待你的到来，今晚我们告辞。 Tomorrow we will expect your coming, tonight we take our leave.
这个有罪的人将被当面带到玛格丽特面前， This guilty man shall face to face be brought to Margaret,
我相信他是被你哥哥雇来做这些错事的。 who I believe was packed in all this wrong, hired to it by your brother.
不，以我的灵魂起誓，她不是， Borachio: No, by my soul, she was not,
我不知道她跟我说话时做了什么。 nor knew not what she did when she spoke to me.
此外，先生，这不是在黑白之下， Moreover sir, which is not under white and black,
这位原告， this plaintiff here,
冒犯者确实叫我混蛋。 the offender, did call me ass.
我恳求你在惩罚他的时候记住这一点。 I beseech you let it be remembered in his punishment.
请你在这一点上审问他。 Pray you, examine him upon that point.
我感谢你的关心和真诚的努力。 I thank thee for thy care and honest pains.
您的讲话像一个感恩而可敬的年轻人， Your worship speaks like a thankful and reverend youth,
我也为你赞美神。 and I praise god for you.
这是对你的痛苦的补偿。天佑根基！ There's for thy pains. God save the foundation!
去吧，我释放你的囚犯，我感谢你。 Go, I discharge thee of thy prisoners, and I thank thee.
我给您留下了一个无赖， I leave an arrant knave with your worship,
我恳求你以别人为榜样，改正自己的错误。 which I beseech thee to correct yourself, for the example of others.
神保持你的敬拜。祝你的礼拜顺利。 God keep your worship. I wish your worship well.
愿上帝保佑你健康，我谦卑地让你离开， God restore you to health, I humbly give you leave to depart,
如果你想欢聚一堂，上帝会阻止的。 and if a merry meeting may be wished, god prohibit it.
繁荣。 Boom.
邻居来。 Come neighbours.
莱奥纳多：明天早上见，各位大人，再见。 Leonato: Until tomorrow morning, lords, farewell.
我们不会失败。今晚我将与英雄一起哀悼。 We will not fail. Tonight I'll mourn with hero.
把这些人带来，我们和玛格丽特谈谈， Bring you these fellows on, we'll talk with Margaret,
她和这个好色的家伙的交情是怎样加深的。 how her acquaintance grew with this lewd fellow.
♬忧郁的旋律 [ ♪ Melancholy melody ]
[试探性地弹奏键盘] [ Tentatively plays keyboard ]
♬爱神…… ♪ The god of love...
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
♪…… ♪ That...
♬在… ♪ Sits above...
[键盘奏出欢快的旋律] [ Keyboard plays jolly melody ]
[关掉音乐] [ Music off ]
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
(掌声) (Applause)
[最后的音乐高潮] [ Final musical flourish ]
我求你了，可爱的玛格丽特太太！ I pray thee, sweet mistress Margaret!
你能帮我念毕阿特丽斯的诗，我就很感激你了。 Deserve well at my hands, by helping me to the speech of Beatrice.
那么你愿意为我写一首十四行诗赞美我的美貌吗？ Will you then write me a sonnet in praise of my beauty?
玛格丽特，你的风格是如此高贵，以至于任何活着的人都无法超越它， In so high a style, Margaret, that no man living shall come over it,
因为说实话，这是你应得的。 for in most comely truth, thou deservest it.
没有人来找我，为什么，我要一直呆在楼下？ To have no man come over me, why, shall I always keep below stairs?
你的智慧和灰狗的嘴一样快，能抓住东西。 Thy wit is as quick as the greyhound's mouth, it catches.
而你的像击剑者的剑一样钝，只打不伤。 And yours as blunt as a fencer's foils which hit but hurt not.
最具男子气概的机智，玛格丽特，不会伤害女人的。 A most manly wit, Margaret, it will not hurt a woman.
所以我求你，叫比阿特丽斯来，我把盾牌给你。 So I pray thee, call Beatrice, I give thee the bucklers.
把剑给我们，我们有自己的盾牌。 Give us the swords, we have bucklers of our own.
好吧，我要把比阿特丽斯叫来，我想她是有腿的。 Well, I will call Beatrice to you, who I think hath legs.
所以才会到来。 And therefore will come.
（弹键盘）？天上的爱神…… [ Plays keyboard ]? The god of love, that sits above...
[♬演变成“当圣徒们走进来”] [ ♪ Morphs into "when the saints go marching in"]
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
利安德是游泳好手，特洛伊罗斯是第一个雇佣妓女的人， Leander the good swimmer, troilus the first employer of panders,
还有一本书写满了这些以前的地毯贩子， and a whole book full of these quondam carpetmongers,
他们的名字在空白诗的平顺诗句中流畅地流淌， whose names yet run smoothly in the even rode of a blank verse,
为什么他们从来没有真正地翻来覆去 why they were never so truly turned over and over
就像我可怜的自己在恋爱。 as my poor self in love.
我无法用韵律来表达，我试过了。 Marry I cannot show it in rhyme, I have tried.
我找不到“lady”的押韵…… I can find out no rhyme to "lady"...
. .但“宝贝”。 ..But "baby".
一首天真无邪的童谣，要“轻蔑”。 An innocent rhyme, to "scorn".
“角”? "Horn"?
一个硬朗的押韵，非常不祥的结局。 A hard rhyme, very ominous ending.
不，我不是在一个押韵的星球上出生的。 No, I was not born under a rhyming planet.
因为我不能在节日里求婚。 For I cannot woo in festival terms.
[键盘播放“绿袖”] [ Keyboard plays "greensleeves"]
[音乐加速] [ Music speeds up]
[音乐慢下来] [ Music slows down ]
[音乐加速] [ Music speeds up ]
[音乐停止] [ Music stops ]
(笑声、掌声) (Laughter/applause)
亲爱的比阿特丽斯，我呼唤你时，你会来吗？ Sweet Beatrice, would'st thou come when I called?
是的，先生，你一吩咐我就走。 Yea signior, and depart when you bid me.
哦，待到那时候吧。 O, stay but till then.
然后，他说。 Then, is spoken.
再见。 Fare you well.
否。 No...
但在我走之前，让我带着我来的东西走吧，那就是， And yet ere I go, let me go with that I came, which is,
知道你和克劳迪奥之间的事 with knowing what hath passed between you and Claudio.
只说些难听的话，我就吻你。 Only foul words, and there upon I will kiss thee.
污言秽语不过是恶臭的风，恶臭的风不过是恶臭的呼吸， Foul words is but foul wind, and foul wind is but foul breath,
恶臭的气息是有害的，所以我将不吻而去。 and foul breath is noisome, therefore I will depart unkissed.
你惊吓言语，使他失去理智， Thou hast frighted the word out of his right sense,
你的智慧如此强大。 so forcible is thy wit.
但我必须坦白地告诉你，克劳迪奥接受了我的挑战。 But I must tell thee plainly, Claudio undergoes my challenge.
要么我必须马上收到他的信，要么我就把他看作一个懦夫。 Either I must shortly hear from him, or I will subscribe him a coward.
但我求你现在告诉我， But I pray thee now tell me,
我哪一个不好的部分… for which of my bad parts...
. .是你第一次爱上我吗？ ..Didst thou first fall in love with me?
对他们所有人来说。 For them all together.
在政治上维持着邪恶的状态， Which maintained so politic a state of evil,
他们不允许任何优秀的人与他们混在一起。 they would not admit any good part to intermingle with them.
但我求你，我的哪一个优点 But I pray you, for which of my good parts
你是先为我受苦的吗？ did you first suffer love for me?
承受爱!一个好绰号。 Suffer love! A good epithet.
我的确在忍受爱情，因为我爱你是违背我的意志的。 I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will.
尽管你的心，我想，唉，可怜的心， In spite of your heart, I think, alas poor heart,
如果你为我而怨恨，我也会为你而怨恨； if you spite it for my sake, I will spite it for yours,
因为朋友所恨的，我决不爱。 for I will never love that which my friend hates.
你和我都很聪明，不会和平地求爱。 Thou and I are too wise to woo peaceably.
现在告诉我，你表妹怎么样了？ Now tell me, how doth your cousin?
病得很厉害。你是怎么做到的？ Very ill. And how do you?
而且病得很重。 Very ill, too.
侍奉上帝，爱我，然后改过自新。 Serve god, love me, and mend.
夫人，你一定要去找你叔叔， Madam, you must come to your uncle,
家里有个老线圈。 yonder's old coil at home.
事实证明我的女英雄是被诬告的， It is proved my lady hero hath been falsely accused,
被王子和克劳迪奥大肆辱骂 the prince and Claudio mightily abused,
唐·约翰是这一切的作者，他逃走了，走了。 and Don John is the author of all, who is fled and gone.
你马上就来吗？ Will you come presently?
先生，你愿意来听听这个消息吗？ Will you come hear this news, signior?
我将住在你心里…… I will live in thy heart...
. .死在你的膝上…… ..Die in thy lap...
. .埋葬在你的眼睛里。 ..And be buried in thy eyes.
而且，我要陪你到你舅舅家去。 And moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's.
(笑声、掌声) (Laughter/applause)
[♬软钢琴] [ ♪ Soft piano ]
[♬哀伤的风琴] [ ♪ Mournful organ ]
被诽谤的舌头弄死， Done to death by slanderous tongues,
是这里长眠的英雄。 was the hero that here lies.
死亡，作为她所犯错误的报应，给了她不朽的名声。 Death, in guerdon of her wrongs, gives her fame which never dies.
（声音破碎）所以羞愧地死去的生命， [ Voice breaking ] So the life that died with shame,
带着光荣的名誉死而生。 lives in death with glorious fame.
你躺在坟墓上，在我哑巴的时候赞美她。 Lie thou there upon the tomb, praising her when I am dumb.
现在向你的骨头道晚安吧。 Now unto thy bones good night.
我每年都要这样行。 Yearly will I do this rite.
[♬摇滚引子] [ ♪ Rock intro ]
原谅那些杀死你的处女骑士的夜之女神吧 ♪ Pardon goddess of the night those that slew thy virgin knight
♬午夜帮助我们呻吟，帮助我们叹息和呻吟 ♪ midnight assist our moan help us to sigh and groan
♬重重地，重重地，重重地 ♪ heavily, heavily heavily, heavily
[呻吟] [ moans ]
♬坟墓张开了嘴，用悲伤的歌声把你的死者献给他 ♪ Graves yawn and yield your dead for the which, with songs of woe
♬他们半夜围着她的坟墓走，帮助我们呻吟 ♪ round about her tomb they go midnight assist our moan
♬帮我们沉重地叹息，沉重地呻吟 ♪ help us to sigh and groan heavily, heavily
♬重重地，重重地，重重地 ♪ heavily, heavily heavily, heavily
♬直到死亡降临……♪ ♪ till death be uttered... ♪
[摇滚音轨淡出] [ Rock track fades ]
[音乐停止] [ Music stops ]
明天好，克劳迪奥。 Good morrow, Claudio.
你和我必须去。 You and I must go.
列奥纳多等着我们俩。 Leonato waits upon us both.
大家明天好。 Good morrow to this fair assembly.
明天好，王子。明天好，克劳迪奥。 Good morrow, prince. Good morrow, Claudio.
我们在这里照顾你，你决定了吗， We here attend you, are you yet determined,
今天和innogen的侄女结婚？ today to marry with innogen's niece?
我是。去吧，天真的人，把她叫出来。 I am. Go, innogen, and call her forth.
[低语]修士…… [ Whispers ] Friar...
我想我必须恳求你的痛苦。 I must entreat your pains, I think.
做什么，先生？来捆绑我。 To do what, signior? To bind me.
或者干掉我，他们中的一个。 Or undo me, one of them.
列奥纳多先生，事实上，好先生，您的外甥女尊敬我…… Signior leonato, truth is, good signior, your niece regards me...
带着偏爱的目光。 With an eye of favour.
我女儿借给她的那只眼睛，千真万确。 That eye my daughter lent her, 'Tis most true.
我也会用爱的眼神回报你。 And I do, with an eye of love, requite it.
我想你从我、克劳狄奥和公爵那里看到的情景， The sight whereof I think you had from me, from Claudio, and the prince,
但你的意愿是什么？ but what's your will?
先生，你的回答令人费解，但我的意愿是， Your answer sir is enigmatical, but for my will my will is,
愿你的善意与我们同在，今天我们将携手共进…… your good will may stand with ours, this day to be conjoined...
在光荣的婚姻中。[玛格丽特尖叫] In the state of honourable marriage. [ Margaret screams ]
在这一点上，好修士，我需要你的帮助。 In which, good friar, I shall desire your help.
我的心与你同在。还有我的帮助。 My heart is with your liking. And my help.
[♬电吉他演奏瓦格纳的“新娘合唱”] [ ♪ Electric guitar plays Wagner's "bridal chorus"]
哪一位女士是我必须抓住的？这就是她。 Which is the lady I must seize upon? This same is she.
我把她给你。那么她是我的了。 And I do give you her. Why then she is mine.
亲爱的，让我看看你的脸。 Sweet, let me see your face.
不，除非你握住她的手 No, that you shall not, till you take her hand
在这位修士面前，发誓娶她为妻。 before this friar, and swear to marry her.
在这位神圣的修士面前给我你的手。 Give me your hand before this holy friar.
我是你的丈夫，如果你愿意的话。 I am your husband, if you like of me.
我活着的时候，我是你的另一个妻子， And when I lived, I was your other wife,
当你爱的时候，你是我的另一个丈夫。 and when you loved, you were my other husband.
另一个英雄?没有特定的。 Another hero? Nothing certainer.
一位英雄被玷污而死，但我却活了下来，而且，就像我活着一样，我是一个少女。 One hero died defiled, but I do live, and surely as I live, I am a maid.
[王子]以前的英雄？死去的英雄？ [ Prince ] The former hero? Hero that is dead?
她死了，大人，但她的诽谤还活着。 She died my lord, but whiles her slander lived.
所有这些惊奇我都可以形容，同时，让惊奇看起来很熟悉。 All this amazement can I qualify, meantime, let wonder seem familiar.
本尼迪克：温柔而美丽的女士…… Benedick: Soft and fair lady...
. .哪个是比阿特丽斯？(观众笑) ..Which is Beatrice? (Audience laughs)
我对那个名字回答，你的意愿是什么？ I answer to that name, what is your will?
[掌声停止] [ Applause stops ]
你不爱我吗？否。 Do not you love me? No...
只不过是理性。 No more than reason.
那为什么是你叔叔，王子和克劳迪奥 Why then your uncle and the prince and Claudio
被骗了，他们发誓说你骗了。 have been deceived, they swore you did.
你不爱我吗？发誓没有。 Do not you love me? Troth no.
否。不仅仅是原因。 No... more than reason.
为什么我的表妹、玛格丽特和厄休拉被骗了， Why then my cousin, Margaret and Ursula were much deceived,
因为他们发誓说你做了。 for they did swear you did.
他们发誓说你为我差点生病。 They swore you were almost sick for me.
他们发誓说，为了我，你已经快死了。 They swore you were wellnigh dead for me.
那没关系，你不爱我吗？ 'Tis no matter then, you do not love me?
真的，不，但在友好的回报。 Truly, no, but in friendly recompence.
莱奥纳托：来吧，表弟，我相信你爱这位先生。 Leonato: Come cousin, I am sure you love the gentleman.
克劳迪奥：我发誓他爱她， Claudio: And I'll be sworn upon it that he loves her,
因为他手里有一张纸， for here's a paper written in his hand,
这是一首断断续续的十四行诗，出自他的纯脑子，献给比阿特丽斯。 a halting sonnet of his own pure brain fashioned to Beatrice.
这是另一个，是我表姐写的， And here's another, writ in my cousin's hand,
从她口袋里偷出来的，里面装着她对本尼迪克的爱。 stolen from her pocket, containing her affection unto benedick.
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
一个奇迹，这是我们自己的手抵着我们的心。 A miracle, here's our own hands against our hearts.
来吧，我要你。 Come, I will have thee.
(观众笑/鼓掌) (Audience laughs/applauds)
但是，凭这光，我把你看成是可怜。 But, by this light, I take thee for pity.
我不会否认你的，但到今天为止 I would not deny you, but by this good day
我在强烈的劝说下屈服了，部分原因是为了救你的命， I yield under great persuasion, and partly to save your life,
因为我听说你得了肺痨。 for I was told you were in a consumption.
和平。 Peace.
我要堵住你的嘴。 I will stop your mouth.
(观众欢呼/鼓掌) (Audience cheers/applauds)
(观众笑) (Audience laughs)
你这个已婚男人，你好吗？ How dost thou benedick, the married man?
我来告诉你吧，公爵。 I'll tell thee what, prince.
一群爱说笑的人也不能嘲笑我的幽默。 A college of witcrackers cannot flout me out of my humour.
你以为我喜欢讽刺或警句吗？ Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?
否。 No.
如果一个人要用脑子打，他就不会穿得很漂亮。 If a man will be beaten with brains, he'll wear nothing handsome about him.
简而言之，既然我打算结婚…… In brief, since I do purpose to marry...
. .无论世人怎么反对我，我都不去想。 ..I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it.
因为人是一种轻浮的东西，这就是我的结论。 For man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion.
对你来说，克劳迪奥…… For thy part, Claudio...
. .我真想打败你。 ..I did think to have beaten thee.
但是，既然你愿意做我的亲人， But, in that thou art like to be my kinsman,
住unbruised… live unbruised...
啊! Argh!
爱我的表妹。 And love my cousin.
我本希望你会拒绝碧翠丝， I had well hoped thou would've denied Beatrice,
我可能会把你从单身生活中赶走 that I might've cudgelled thee out of thy single life,
让你成为两面派。来了,来了。 to make thee a double dealer. Come, come.
我们的朋友。 We're friends.
结婚前我们要跳支舞，好让我们的心情轻松些， We'll have a dance ere we are married, that we may lighten our own hearts,
还有我们妻子的高跟鞋。 and our wives' heels.
莱奥纳多：之后我们会跳舞。本尼迪克：首先，我发誓。 Leonato: We'll have dancing afterward. Benedick: First, of my word.
因此，演奏音乐。 Therefore, play music.
王子。呃。 Prince. Uh.
你是悲伤的。啊。 Thou art sad. Ah.
给你找个老婆。(观众笑) Get thee a wife. (Audience laughs)
给你找个老婆。 Get thee a wife.
大人，您的弟弟约翰正在逃跑， My lord, your brother John is ta'en in flight,
带着武装人员回到墨西拿。 and brought with armed men back to messina.
明天再去想他吧。 Think not on him till tomorrow.
我要设法严惩他。 I'll devise brave punishments for him.
罢工了! Strike up!
哦……风笛手! Oh... pipers!
[♬欢快的流行音乐] [ ♪ Upbeat pop ]
[狂欢者欢呼雀跃] [ Revellers whoop and cheer ]
别再叹息了，女士们，别再叹息了，男人永远都是骗子 ♪ Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more men were deceivers ever
一只脚在海里，一只脚在岸上 ♪ one foot in sea and one on shore
♪对一件事念念不忘，从此不再叹息，而是放手 ♪ to one thing constant never then sigh not so, but let them go
♬做你的快乐和美丽，转换你所有悲伤的声音 ♪ and be you blithe and bonny converting all your sounds of woe
♬变成，“hey, nonny, nonny”变成，“hey, nonny, nonny” ♪ into, "hey, nonny, nonny" into, "hey, nonny, nonny"
♬“hey, nonny, nonny” yeah, yeah, yeah！ ♪ "hey, nonny, nonny" yeah, yeah, yeah!
♬“嘿，nonny, nonny” ♪ "Hey, nonny, nonny"
♬“嘿，nonny, nonny” ♪ "hey, nonny, nonny"
不再唱小曲，不再唱那些沉闷而沉重的歌 ♪ sing no more ditties, sing no more of dumps so dull and heavy
自从夏天第一次枝繁叶茂以来，人们的欺诈就一直如此 ♪ the fraud of men was ever so since summer first was leafy
不要这样叹息，让它们去吧，做你的快乐和美丽 ♪ then sigh not so, but let them go and be you blithe and bonny
♬转换你所有悲伤的声音 ♪ converting all your sounds of woe
♬变成，“hey, nonny, nonny”变成，“hey, nonny, nonny” ♪ into, "hey, nonny, nonny" into, "hey, nonny, nonny"
♬变成，“嘿……Nonny, Nonny " ♪ into, "hey... Nonny, nonny" ♪
所有:Nonny ! All: Nonny!
(掌声) (Applause)
（欢呼和掌声） (Cheering and applause)
(欢呼) (Huge cheer)
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