somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles
is a little kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
small I'm been out and I princess Holly
ben and holly's little kingdom
today's adventure starts at the little
castle nanny plum and the wise old elf
swap jobs for one whole day berry cakes
who wants fairy cakes oh yes please wise
old elf hmm don't mind if I do ah my
ears are wiggling that means there's
magic about well I did made the cakes
with magic why can't you make cakes the
normal way by baking them in the oven I
don't have time for baking in ovens I
have lots of work to do ha what work
how'd you move more than you know you
don't I do more work than you could do
what you do no problem I could do what
you do easily why don't you swap jobs
then you'd know who does the most work
good idea oh oh very funny Your Majesty
I'm not joking as your king I command
you to swap jobs for one day the wise
old elf can be nany a nanny can be the
wise old owl fuck but no buts it's a
Royal Command all right then you'd
better have my hat and you'd better have
my apron now I'd better warn the elves
what they're in for calling all elves
just for today somebody else is going to
be the wise old elf who is it me don't
worry she won't do any magic she has to
do everything the elf way I'm the wise
old Alf mmm magic always leads to
trouble well I have to go I'm being
nanny plum for the day goodbye oh I
should have taken nanny's wand away
don't worry nanny said she wouldn't do
magic hmm I'll know if she does my ears
will wiggle so what did the wise old elf
do all day he has a list of jobs he
starts with the toy factory hello
everyone I'm the wise old owl oh don't
worry it's just for today oh I see em
well wise old elf the glute machine is
broken can you fix it no problemo time
for a bit of magic my ears are wiggling
nanny is doing magic hello no magic
alright quedaron nanny you're the wise
old elf today remember oh yes how would
he fix the gloop machine you probably
just kick it okay the packaging machine
isn't working you want me to kick her
yes please wise old elf
the paint machine needs fixing oh that's
beginning to ache ah wise old elf I'm
nanny plum today your majesty do you
have nannies list of jobs list of jobs I
don't think she has one nanny isn't one
for lists why not start by washing my
socks all right let's go down to the
washing room oh these stairs are going
up but a moment ago they went down yes
it's magic the stairs change all the
time the rooms get Ford so they move
around the toilet was on the roof once
yes that was fun but how do I get down
to the kitchen you ask the stairs to go
down stairs go down you have to say the
magic word what magic word abracadabra
no please oh please go down thank you
right let's get these dirty clothes into
the washing machine how do i turn it on
it's a magic washing machine yeah to
talk to it okay washing machine wash the
clothes say the magic word oh please no
abracadabra Oh abracadabra
goodness this is harder than I thought
it would be right then what is the wise
old elf do now next on the list the old
school good morning children where's the
wise old Oh today I'm the wise old owl
mmm magic always leads to trouble so
what's today's lesson we've been
building a robot you can ask him
anything okay where am I you are on the
phone that's not right is it uh maybe
ask louder okay n where am i you are at
the bottom of the sea hmm how would the
wise old elf mend it he probably
disassemble the bias colonel hoolian
geek logic higgs boson quark and Len
rewires even if i had the foggiest idea
what you were talking about can you see
me doing that no okay magic time dee dee
da dum dee ah my ears are Wiggly now
where am I you ah here you can't get
more accurate than that
hello Danny I know your ears and
wiggling which means you are doing magic
stop it stop it now I do not like magic
now Holly what is my next job um Magic
School oh good morning children I am
nanny plum for today good morning nanny
plum today's magic lesson is Magic
always leads to trouble so don't do
magic the end is that it yes now I think
I'll have a little nap so this is nannup
alums bedroom it's all flowers bunnies
and cushions lovely isn't it at least I
could have a little sleep ah it's so
soft it's not a bed it's a giant pudding
what's next the wise old elf has a
little nap oh this is the wise old elf
bedroom how could it Ruby more boring oh
that's not a bad it's a plank of wood
wise old elf please report to elf rescue
yes what now you have to sit here and
wait for the red phone to ring if the
red phone rings you launch elf rescue
and save people from deadly peril for
the biscuits yes oh goody oh how could a
bed be so soft
Oh what is it now Lenny I want a snack
okay your badges dick aha jilly your
snack King sisal lovely what is it Jenny
oh that's magic jelly we don't want a
jelly flood oh there's not going to be a
jelly flood but all it takes is someone
to shouts magic jelly more more MORE who
would be foolish enough to shout magic
jelly
it's somebody onto the phone or busy
biscuits daddy you're in charge oh right
hello Alf rescued here it had better be
something important I seem to have made
a jelly flood can you rescue us please
hey Kiki I'll frisk you ago no gender
thing Hey ok
ok hey ok
helicopter hey okay
thank goodness you're here elf rescue a
jolly flood is no job for alfresco it's
a job for nanny plum margin time thank
you daddy being you for a day wasn't
easy and it wasn't easy being you either
ah I'm nanny plum again and I'm the wise
old elf good everything is back to
normal hey can I celebrate by turning
you into a frog don't even think about
turning me into a frog