主演:安妮海瑟夫
該上學了 HELEN: Time for school!
別再做白日夢了，你會遲到的 HELEN: Stop daydreaming. You'll be late for school.
Sometimes l have dreams
小胖，走吧 MlA: Hey, Louie. Come on. l picture myself flyin'
該上學了 lt's time to go to school. Through the clouds
High in the sky
Conquering the world
With my magic piano
Never being scared
But then l realize
l'm Supergirl
And l'm here to save the world
But l wanna know
Who's gonna save me?
有自信嗎？ HELEN: Are you feeling confident?
不太有，媽 MlA: Not really.
記住，要發表演說時 Now just remember, when you make your speech...
別看下面的人 don't look at the people.
在牆上找個定點盯著看 Pick a spot on the back wall... don't take your eyes off of it...
聲音要清亮 and speak loudly.
謝了，媽 Thanks, Mom.
拜了，媽 Bye, Mom.
祝好運 Good luck.
早安，來福 Morning, Buttons. [Barking]
別叫，來福 MAN: Be nice, Buttons.
抱歉，羅先生 Sorry, Mr. Robutusen.
祝您愉快 Have a nice day.
才怪 ROBUTUSEN: l doubt it.
l'm Supergirl
What l wanna know
製片 :惠妮休斯頓 黛博拉馬汀崔斯 Who's gonna save me?
歡迎光臨大家好 CHEERLEADERS: Hey, there, ho there How do you do?
格羅猛獅最最好 This is Grove Lions sayin' hi to you.
拉娜、安娜...芳妲娜 -l'm Lana... -Anna... Fontana.
衝啊，猛獅 CHEERLEADERS: Go Lions!
賈許 BO Y: Josh! l'm Supergirl
你好啊 -Josh! -What are you doing?
他真愛現 Oh, he's such a show-off.
別坐牆上，拜託 Jeremiah, off the wall, please.
傑瑞，別坐牆上 你最好快下來 Come on. You know better than that.
早，古主任 MlA: Good morning, Miss Gupta.
早，莉莉 Morning, Lilly...
莉莉的朋友 Lilly's friend.
導演:葛瑞馬歇爾 l'm Supergirl
Who's gonna save me?
你身為經紀人 就是隊上的一員 You know, as manager of the team... l really think you should be a part of the team.
抱歉，我沒看到你 l'm sorry, l didn't see you.
我在想... l was thinking...
又有人坐到我身上了 Somebody sat on me again.
真的？ 對啊 -Really? -Yeah.
不知道怎麼回事 我剛坐在那裏準備演講 MlA: l don't know what happened. l was just sitting there, working on my speech...
養眼鏡頭 LlLLY: MlA: Hmm? lt's really a dumb class-- Jerk and jerkette sighting.
Soft kisses on a summer's day
Laughing all our cares away
And dream of--
怎麼？ -What? -What?
你沒看過兩個豬頭交換口水？ You never saw two idiots exchange saliva before?
是啊，他們真沒禮貌 Oh. Yeah. They're so rude.
我差點以為你要投向主流派了 Good. You know, for a second there... l thought you were going A-crowd on me.
才不呢 MlA: Oh, heh. Negative.
準備好上台辯論了？ LlLLY: Ready for debate?
我永遠不會準備好的 MlA: l'm never ready for debate.
「週五該不該穿便服？」 這無須辯論，這根本就是控制 [Cheering] BO Y: Go, Josh! JOSH: So this is not a debate. This is a control issue.
校方想藉教學控制我們的思想 Grove controls our minds with what they teach us...
而他們還想控制更多 but you know what? They're not satisfied with that.
校方應全面取消制服 改穿便服 l think Grove should dump the uniforms... and we have casual dress all year round!
好了，安靜... MR. O'CONNELL: All right, all right. OK, girls, settle down. Settle down.
這是辯論，結束後要換回制服 This is a debate, and after it's over... l want you back in your school uniform.
老大，你說了就算 JOSH: Hey, boss, whatever you say.
賈許，坐下 Josh, sit down.
他真棒 他是我的 -He's the man. -He's my man.
賈許，晚點再脫 O'CONNELL: OK, Josh. Later, OK?
坐下，你表示的夠清楚了 Down, down, boy. You made your point.
我們已經聽過... OK, so, now we've all heard...
正方辯士賈許的說法 from Josh Bryant for the affirmative.
這聲音真好聽 l love that sound.
我的論點是什麼？ What's my point again?
你喜歡制服，那象徵平等 You like our uniforms. They're equalizers.
接著聽反方賽蜜亞的說法 O'CONNELL: Now we'll hear the rebuttal... from Mia Thermopolis...
她將提出反對的說法 who will present the negative argument... against our proposition.
GlRL: Come on, Mia!
「反方」
我... 想... Um...l th-think...um...
這個大卷毛 FONTANA: What a frizz-ball.
看看她的頭髮 ANNA: Look at her hair.
我們在等... Um... BO Y: We're waiting.
快講啊 是這樣的 SECOND BO Y: Say something! You see, um...l...
就是...便服 See, casual-- casual...uh...
你要換人嗎？ GlRL: Are you OK?
她要吐了 ANNA: She's gonna barf.
她要吐了 SECOND GlRL: Oh, God! She's gonna hurl!
快把喇叭蓋起來 THlRD GlRL: Cover the tuba!
O'CONNELL: OK, OK. Everybody settle down.
Learn how to fly
「攀巖中心」
很好，你做的很好 Gotta move on From what's breaking your heart...
蜜亞，跟陶太太攀完就休息 MANAGER: Mia! Finish up with Mrs. Taubman... and then you can take a break.
賀太太又給大筆小費了 Another huge tip from Mrs. Hersh.
陶太太也是 l got one from Mrs. Taubman. We're doing all right today.
魏先生的繩索纏住了 Mr. Walsh's ropes are twisted.
魏先生，別轉了 你會被纏死的 VlVlAN: Mr. Walsh, stop twisting! You'll strangle yourself!
媽 Hi, Mom.
你吐了？ You threw up, huh?
還落跑 And you ran away.
我正想忘了這一切 MlA: l'm trying to forget about it.
我要鞋子跟石灰粉，可以嗎？ Can l have some shoes and chalk, please?
我會跟你老師談，什麼名字？ Anyway, l'll go talk to your debate teacher--
是歐老師 -What's his name? -Mr. O'Connell.
我會設法解決 And straighten it all out.
媽，我永遠上不了檯面 發表演說的 Mom, l am never going to be a good public speaker.
跟他說我想當默劇演員 Just call him and tell him l want to be a mime.
好 -l can do that.
來吧 -Here you go.
你奶奶來過電話 Oh, your grandmother called.
什麼？ What?
捷諾亞的那個，克萊麗 The live one. Who lives in Genovia. Clarisse.
這是她第一次跟我們聯絡呢 她要幹麼？ This is the first time she's ever contacted us. What'd she want?
她剛好來這，想喝杯茶 She's in town. She wants to have tea.
茶？ 大老遠來這裏喝茶？ Tea? She came all the way from Europe to have tea?
我想我還要攀一下 l think l'm gonna climb a little bit.
羅傑，時間到了... MANAGER: Rocks Around the Clock
不就是她逼你離婚的嗎？ MlA: lsn't this the grandmother who made you get a divorce?
她並不承認我 Well, she didn't approve of me...
但我跟菲力是自己決定離婚的 but Phillipe and l made the decision... to divorce on our own.
我幹麼跟這勢利老太婆見面 Why should l go see this snobby lady who ignores us?
蜜亞，她是你老爸的母親 Mia, she's your father's mother.
去見她 Just go see her tomorrow.
拜託，拉緊 -Please? -Tension.
她說過你爸希望 你們能見個面 She said your father hoped... that you two would meet someday.
好吧，我會去 [Sighs] All right, l'll go.
好了，樂隊練習結束 All right, l win. Band practice is over.
現在是音樂課，快走 l have a music class here. Out!
大家來唱 「摘星」 吧 Let's have the third group try ''Catch a Falling.''
查爾斯，你要在前面嗎？ Charles, you want to be in the front?
好，謝謝 來吧 -Thanks. -No problem.
麥可 Michael.
幫我簽名拯救貓頭鷹好嗎？ Are you sure you can't help me... with my Spotted Owl petition today?
我說過我放學後 要去見我奶奶 l'm meeting my grandmother after school.
好吧 [Piano playing] Oh, right. Catch a falling star
摘下星星放口袋 And put it in your pocket
別讓它消逝 Never let it fade away
摘下星星放口袋 Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket
以備不時之需 Save it for a rainy day
愛神也許會眷顧你 For love may come and Tap you on the shoulder
在那沒有星光的夜晚 Some starless night
校外教學是週六舉行 SPEAKER: School tours are on Saturday, young lady.
我是來見我奶奶的 l'm here for a meeting with my grandmother.
名字？ Name?
克萊麗雷納昌 Clarisse Renaldi.
到正門來 Oh. Please come to the front door.
謝謝 Thank you very much.
勿踏草地... SPEAKER: Get off the grass! [Message repeated in other languages]
賽小姐，歡迎大駕光臨 Welcome, Miss Thermopolis. We've been expecting you.
小心點 MlA: Oh, be careful.
別弄壞我的幸運豆 Please don't crush my soy nuts.
你的幸運豆很安全 Your soy nuts are safe.
好了 OK.
這邊 Right this way.
請...自便 Please, make yourself comfortable.
WOMAN: ...for their daughter Marissa.
She's allergic to peanuts.
幫首相夫人買新枕頭 And we need new pillows for the prime minister's wife.
她對鵝毛過敏 She's allergic to goose feathers.
蜜亞 Hello, Amelia.
我是夏洛，捷諾亞使館人員 l'm Charlotte, from the Genovian attache corps.
幸會 Hi. lt's nice to meet you.
這是哪裏？ Um, where am l?
捷諾亞領事館 CHARLO TTE: The Genovian Consulate.
你們的花瓶裏有梨子 MlA: You've got pears in your flowers.
是捷諾亞梨，我們的名產 Genovian pears. We're famous for them.
你坐一下，她就快到了 Now, if you'll sit down... she'll be with you in a moment.
不用了，不需要等 我已經到了 No, l don't need a moment. l'm here.
蜜亞，很高興你能來 Amelia, l'm so glad you could come.
你住的地方真棒 MlA: Hi. You've got a great place.
謝謝，讓我看看你 Thank you. Well, let me look at you.
你看起來真... You look so...
年輕 young.
謝謝 Thank you.
你看起來真... And you look so...
乾淨 clean.
夏洛，安排在花園喝下午茶 Charlotte, would you check on tea in the garden?
請坐 Please, sit.
那個... So, my mom said you wanted...
我媽說你想跟我談，你說吧 to talk to me about something. Shoot.
在我說之前 Oh, before l ''shoot''...
我有東西要給你，拿去 l have something l want to give you. Here.
謝謝 Oh, um, thank you.
我國的徽章，原來是我的 CLARlSSE: lt's the Genovian crest. lt was mine when l was young.
那盒子是我曾祖母的 And that was my great-grandmother's.
我會小心 Heh. l'll keep this safe.
好好保存它 l will take good care of it.
你想跟我說什麼？ Now, what did you want to tell me?
對你人生有所衝擊的事 CLARlSSE: Something that l think will have... a very big impact upon your life.
我有牙套了 l already had braces.
比牙套的衝擊還大 No, it's bigger than orthodontia.
茶準備好了，夫人 The tea is served, ma'am.
蜜亞，你聽過 艾督華菲力傑拉雷納昌嗎？ Amelia, have you ever heard... of Eduard Christoff Phillipe Gerard Renaldi?
沒有 No.
他是捷諾亞的前任王子 He was the crown prince of Genovia.
他怎麼了？ What about him?
艾督華菲力傑拉雷納昌 Eduard Christoff Phillipe Gerard Renaldi...
是你父親 was your father.
是啊，我爸是捷諾亞的王子 [Snorts] Yeah, sure. My father was the prince of Genovia.
別開玩笑了 Uh-huh. You're joking.
我有什麼理由要跟你開玩笑 Why would l joke about something like that?
不，若他真是王子，那我... No! Because if he's really a prince, then l--
沒錯，你不只是賽蜜亞 Exactly. You're not just Amelia Thermopolis.
你是賽蜜亞雷納昌... You are Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi...
捷諾亞的公主 Princess of Genovia.
我，公主？ Me? A princess?
別亂講了 Shut up!
什麼？ l beg your pardon?
別亂講？ Shut up?
陛下，這話在這並不表示亂講 Your Majesty, in America... it doesn't always mean ''Be quiet.''
也可能是「天啊」，「媽呀」 Here it could mean, ''Wow,'' ''Gee whiz,'' ''Golly''--
我懂，謝謝 Oh, l understand. Thank you.
總之，你是公主 Nevertheless, you are the princess.
而我是克萊麗雷納昌王后 And l am Queen Clarisse Renaldi.
幹麼挑我當你們的公主？ Why would you pick me to be your princess?
自你父親過世後 Since your father died, you are the natural heir...
依法，你是正統王位繼承人 to the throne of Genovia. That's our law.
我則是因婚姻而位列皇族 l'm royal by marriage.
你是皇室血親，你有統治權 You are royal by blood. You can rule.
統治？ Rule? Oh, no.
不... Oh, no. No, no, no.
你選錯人了 Now you have really got the wrong girl.
我從未領導過任何人 l never lead anybody--
連兔子跟女童軍都沒有 not at Brownies, not at Camp Fire Girls--
王后，我只想隱身人群之中 Queen Clarisse, my expectation in life...
這點我很行的 is to be invisible, and l'm good at it.
蜜亞，我也曾有其他想法 Amelia, l had other expectations also.
我想都沒想到事情會變這樣 ln my wildest dreams... l never expected this to happen.
但你是捷諾亞 唯一的王位繼承人 But you are the legal heir-- the only heir-- to the Genovian throne...
我們將協助你成為公主 and we will accept the challenge... of helping you become the princess that you are.
我能拿書給你 Oh, l can give you books.
你要研習語言、歷史、藝術 政治科學 You will study languages, history, art, political science.
我能教你公主的美姿美儀 l can teach you to walk, talk, sit, stand... eat, dress like a princess.
你會發現住捷諾亞皇宮棒極了 And, given time, l think you'll find... the palace in Genovia a very pleasant place to live.
住捷諾亞？ 這真的是你的國度... -Live in Genovia? -lt's a wonderful country. Whoa, whoa. Just--
等等，倒回去 Rewind and freeze.
我不是公主 l'm no princess.
我還在等著成長髮育呢 l'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive.
我拒絕去統治一個國家 l refuse to move to and rule a country...
還需要理由嗎？ 我不想當公主 and--Do you want another reason? l don't want to be a princess!
蜜亞... Oh, Amelia...Amelia!
蜜亞，回來 Amelia, come back here!
不是很順利，對吧？ Well, that went well, didn't it?
她需要時間 -Perhaps she needs more time.
你願意幫忙？ -Will you help me?
賽蜜亞小姐 Miss Thermopolis?
你要你的侍衛長去當保姆？ l'm the head of your security... and you want me to be a chauffeur and baby-sitter.
她目前需要保護 For the time being. The child needs protection.
15年來，你從未有空告訴我 MlA: For 1 5 years... you couldn't find a spare minute...
我爸是皇室成員？ to tell me that my father is a royal?
我以為那樣比較好 l thought l was doing the right thing.
對誰比較好，媽？ The right thing for who, Mom?
對我們都好 For all of us.
秘密離婚後 他就能找個新伴侶 l mean, if we secretly divorced... he would be able to find a woman...
在捷諾亞生個繼承人 who would stay by his side and produce heirs...
我就能跟你共度此生 and l would be free to live my life with you.
拜託，我們那時只是大學生 l mean, please! We met in college!
我還年輕 l was young!
我想要畫畫 l wanted to paint.
你能想像 我謹守禮法的樣子嗎？ Can you see me walking one step behind someone... for the rest of my life?
那些束縛、規矩跟禮儀 With rules and regulations... and the waving and the bowing and the scraping?
我被嚇壞了 l was scared!
和欺騙我15年的母親生活 也把我嚇壞了 MlA: Living with a mother... who lied to me for 1 5 years scares me.
你要去哪？ 到皇家臥室去 Where are you going? To straighten up the royal bedchamber.
離婚後，我們討論過 HELEN: After the divorce, we all discussed it.
你爸和你奶奶同意 Your father and your grandmother...
保持距離，讓你有個正常童年 both agreed to keep that distance... so you would have a chance of a normal childhood...
免於承受情緒壓力 free of emotional complications.
我們原想在你18歲時告訴你 We were going to tell you when you were 1 8 years old...
但自你父親死後情況變了 but when your father died, things changed, Mia.
我們想保護你 We wanted to protect you.
好，你猜怎麼？ You know what?
我不覺得受到保護 l don't feel protected.
想想你以一個身份活了15年 You try living for 1 5 years... thinking that you're one person...
接著卻發現你是公主 and then in five minutes you find out... that you're a princess.
你嫌我不夠俗嗎？ Just in case... l'm not enough of a freak already...
我戴皇冠能看嗎？ let's add a tiara!
好吧，喝湯 Well, drink your soup.
我不餓 好吧 l'm not really hungry. Fine.
晚安 Good night, sweetheart.
小胖 Fat Louie...
還好你不知道自己的父母是誰 You are so lucky... you don't know who your parents are.
我從未坐過高級轎車 l've never ridden in a limo...
他苦肋的承認並打開窗 he admitted bitterly to himself... as he crossed to the open window...
凝視著窗外耡膅的景象 and looked out at the bay, the fog looming... like his pathetic life before him.
我真不敢相信我贏了艾美獎 l can't believe l won an Emmy.
我有珍藏的菲力照片 l have this favorite photo of Phillipe.
我們的大學生活很愉快 We had so much fun when we were in college.
他生性樂天，總是開懷大笑 He was so full of joie de vivre... always laughing and smiling.
我還記得 CLARlSSE: l remember.
海倫，若蜜亞拒絕接受王冠 Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne...
捷諾亞就會消失，你懂的 then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it.
你國家命運繫於我女兒身上？ So the future of your country... is in the hands of my 1 5-year-old?
在這 Here it is.
菲力早已準備登基 CLARlSSE: Phillipe was ready to be king.
但... Then
出了可怕的意外 the terrible accident.
雖然我們之間處的不好 Even though it didn't work out between us...
但我深愛你的兒子 l loved your son very much.
謝謝你 Thank you.
這已經是最好看的樣子了 Well, as always... this is as good as it's gonna get.
我無法等到她18歲了 l can't wait until she's 1 8.
這是惡夢，我要回去睡覺 Oh, this is a nightmare. l'm going back to bed.
蜜亞，我們三個得談談 Mia, the three of us have to talk.
好啊 我還有什麼需要知道的嗎？ Oh, OK. ls there something else... about me and my life l might want to know about?
還是你們要告訴我 Are you two waiting to take me on a talk show...
我有個雙胞胎妹妹是女公爵？ to tell me l have a twin sister who's a duchess?
你表姐是公爵夫人 You have a cousin who's a contessa.
帕梭羅米，我們叫他帕奇 Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie.
昨天進行的並不順利 Yesterday did not go well.
請你聽你奶奶說好嗎？ Will you just listen to your grandmother?
蜜亞 Amelia, in a matter of weeks...
幾周後，我們有場年度舞會 we have an annual ball.
我本來...我希望 l was--l am hoping that l may present you...
到時我能將你公開介紹給大家 to the press and the public on that occasion.
然而，你極需指導 However, you desperately need some instruction.
我代表捷諾亞國會與王室 l speak for the entire Genovian parliament... and the royal family.
我代表這個家 And l speak for this family.
抱歉，我沒有你們這種家人 Excuse me... l don't have a family with either one of you...
因為你忽視我15年 你對我撒謊 because you ignored me for 1 5 years... and you lied to me.
家人是不會那樣的，好嗎？ Families don't do stuff like that, OK?
她去哪？ Where is she going?
閣樓 The tower.
蜜亞，你不能逃避一切 Mia, you can't run from everything!
她有閣樓？ She has a tower?
拜託你下來 HELEN: Please? Just come down from there.
16歲小孩大多只想要一輛車 不是一個國家 MlA: Most kids hope for a car... for their 1 6th birthday, not a country!
請自便 Just make yourself comfortable.
這是沒有意義的，跟我談談 HELEN: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me.
不行，我跟顧問約談要遲到了 l can't talk to you right now. l'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.
我跟西、葡兩國的會議也遲到 l'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal.
我有個想法 HELEN: l have a thought.
蜜亞在你的舞會前 要參加公主課程 Mia promises to attend princess lessons... until your ball.
那不是我的舞會 Well, it's not my ball.
那是捷諾亞年度國慶日舞會 lt's Genovia's annual lndependence Day ball.
抱歉 l'm sorry.
蜜亞保證在這場舞會之前 不接受或拒絕你的提議 Mia promises neither to accept nor reject... your offer to be royal until this grand ball...
到時她再做決定 and then she makes her decision.
你們兩個能接受嗎？ Now, can you both live with that?
我沒意見 lt seems l have no option.
看來我沒得選了 [Sighs] lf l have to.
舞會前不能透露消息，懂嗎？ But l want not one word of this until that evening. ls that understood?
懂 Duh.
媒體會緊迫盯人 CLARlSSE: The press would have a field day.
好，別再讓西、葡兩國等待了 Well. Let's not keep Spain and Portugal waiting. [Car horn honks]
我今年就要滿16歲了 l'll be 1 6 this year...
媽賣了兩幅畫 買輛舊野馬送我 and my mom traded two paintings for a 1 966 Mustang.
你知道野馬嗎？ You do know what a Mustang is, right?
我養野馬 那不是公主的好坐騎 l raise mustangs.
它根本動不了 That is not a sensible car for a princess. lt isn't sensible for anyone. lt doesn't run.
也許我能為這輛車捐點錢 l suppose l could donate something to this vehicle.
早安，羅先生 MlA: Good morning, Mr. Robutusen.
這位紳士是誰？ CLARlSSE: Who is this gentleman?
鄰居，你不會想見他的 MlA: Oh, he's my neighbor... but you wouldn't want to meet him.
他的態度很糟糕 He doesn't have very nice manners.
早安 Good morning.
我要你見一個人 好 There's someone l want you to meet. OK. Whoa.
你有兩輛豪華轎車？ You have two limousines?
一輛是你的 One is yours.
你也養豪華轎車？ You raise limousines, too?
不，蜜亞，這是喬瑟 No. Amelia, this is Joseph.
幸會 Hi. Nice to meet you.
優雅的歐洲女士不留下來喝茶 The elegant European woman didn't stay for tea...
謝謝 Thanks.
但明天還是有無限可能 But the promise of tomorrow hung in the air. [Car door shuts]
公主，容我提醒你 Uh, Princess? Princess, may l point out...
不論按幾次，它還是會這樣 that no matter how many times you push it... it will go up and down the same way.
喬瑟，能不能把旗子拿掉？ MlA: Joseph, can we eighty-six the flags? Please?
不，這些旗子讓我能隨意停車 No. The flags allow me to park anywhere.
旗子留著 We keep the flags.
抱歉，喬瑟 Sorry, Joseph.
你可以叫我老喬 You can call me Joe.
小喬？ Joey?
不，老喬 No. Joe.
怎麼，我們要去參加婚禮？ Did l miss something? Are we going to a wedding?
是去上學，這是驚喜之旅 Uh, no. School. No, this is the surprise ride.
抱歉 [Speaking foreign language]
這是老喬，老喬，莉莉 MlA: This is Joe. Joe, Lilly. Lilly, Joe.
幸會，你看來真像聯邦密探 LlLLY: Hi, it's nice to meet you. You know you look like Shaft?
謝了，抱歉 Yes. Excuse me.
想兜風嗎？ -You want a ride, right? -Yeah, totally.
當然 我來開 Hey, l got it.
好 Of course.
好 天啊 -OK. -Oh, my word!
請繫好安全帶 JOE: Please fasten your seat belts, ladies.
你媽在跟葬儀社的人約會？ LlLLY: ls your mother dating an undertaker?
不 Uh, no. This long-lost grandmother showed up...
我久未謀面的奶奶要我用它 and she wants me to use it.
然後呢？ -And? -l--l don't know.
我不知道，我想她是想討好我 l guess she's just trying to be nice... to get me to like her.
老喬 MlA: Hey, Joe?
把車停遠一點好嗎？ Can you please park a block away from school?
我不想讓人看到這輛靈車 l don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
這不是靈車 This is a non-riot hearse.
就算是，後座也該安靜無聲 And if it were a hearse... there would be silence in the back seat.
各位朋友大家好嗎？ CHEERLEADERS: Hey there, ho there How do you do?
格羅猛獅向你問好 This is Grove Lions sayin' hi to you.
加油，猛獅 Go Lions! Rowr!
提醒大家 P.A.: This is a reminder.
瞎掰作業是得不到分數的 Virtual homework may not be submitted... for actual credit.
蜜亞，你演講的事是真的？ FONTANA: Tell me, Mia. ls it true about your speech?
你要在貪吃大會上演講？ Are you really speaking at the Bulimic Convention?
一邊講一邊吐？ So you can speak and barf at the same time?
接的好，麥可 MS. HARBULA: Good. Good glove, Michael.
很好 Way to go.
試著接球，好嗎？ l'll let this one go, Mia. Try catching.
你確定？ Are you sure?
這是慢速壘球，彈跳後再接 lt's slow-pitch.
別擔心，好 Don't worry about it.
好，丟回去給投手 MlA: Oh. Now get it and throw it back to the pitcher.
好 快 -OK. -Come on.
真對不起 -l am so sorry. -Mm.
我...不是有意的 -l'm really-- -Mm. -l didn't mean to-- -Mm.
需要我幫忙嗎？ -Can l help you?
冰，快拿冰來 -lce. Get me ice.
我快變成瘋子了 LlLLY: l'm on the verge of becoming a nutcase...
我爸媽認為我需要調整態度 and my parents think l need an attitude adjustment.
抱歉 MlA: Whoa, whoa, whoa! LlLLY: Sorry. Yeah, so my dad wants...
我爸今晚要帶我出去吃飯 to take me to dinner tonight, just the two of us.
我們在我八歲以後就沒話說了 We ran out of things to talk about when l was 8.
至少你爸還活著 MlA: At least LlLLY: Hey. your dad's still alive.
我以為你早已忘懷了 l thought you'd gotten over that. lt's been two months.
我知道...但畢竟他是我爸啊 MlA: l know, l know. But, after all, he was my dad.
血緣上是，但你從未見過他 Biologically, yes, but you never met the man.
你生日時是有卡片跟禮物... Just a nice card and gift on your birthday for 1 5 years?
公平點，那些禮物很棒的 Be fair. They were beautiful presents.
記得純金打造的旋轉木馬吧？ Remember that Faberge merry-go-round he sent me?
他還幫我付過學費 That was nice. And he paid for my school tuition.
也許吧 -l guess so. -Lilly, l gotta run.
我要去找你哥看我的寶貝了 l gotta see your brother about my baby.
好，明天再坐豪華轎車吧 爬這些坡真討厭 LlLLY: OK, but let's take the limo tomorrow. These hills are killing me.
沒問題 MlA: You got it.
「博士汽車修理中心」
他修車、彈吉他又唱歌 He fixes cars, he plays guitar... and he can sing.
他真迷人 -He is so hot!
他是很迷人 -He is wicked sweet.
大聲點，樂團在練習 DOC: Hello. Talk loud, l got a band rehearsing.
這是飛蠅樂團的演唱 MlCHAEL: You've been listening to the sounds of Flypaper.
我們要走了 We're flying away now.
別吼，他們結束了 DOC: All right, stop yelling. They're finished.
唱的很棒，耐德真夠狂野 Hey, that's-- lt's sounding really good. You know, Ned is really wailing.
蜜亞 博士 Hello, Mia. Hey, Doc.
我的寶貝怎麼樣了？ So, what's the diagnosis for my baby?
四百塊 Four hundred dollars.
我知道，耍酷是要代價的 DOC: Yeah, l know. lt costs to be cool, huh?
我今天真背 MlA: This is not my day.
我提供免費人工 l'll do some labor free.
謝了，但我會跟我奶奶談 MlA: Thanks, but l'll talk to my grandma about it.
沒問題的，回頭見了 lt'll be great.
我還要去別的地方 l'll see you guys later. l gotta be somewhere.
提供免費人工，你喜歡她？ Ooh. ''l'll do some labor free.'' Heh. You sweet on her?
她是我妹最要好的朋友 那也是最難拿捏的 She's my sister's best friend! Yeah, that's the hardest place to be.
是朋友，還是要更親際點 Between friend and friendlier, huh?
l'm tryin' to find a way
l'm tryin' to find a ride...
包包拿來了，她也來了 Your Majesty, the diplomatic pouch has arrived... and she's here.
讓她進來 是的 CLARlSSE: Send her in. CHARLO TTE: Yes, ma'am.
「日記」
各色玫瑰再多一點 紅的、白、紫的 CHARLO TTE: l need more roses-- red, white, mauve. Mauve!
紫色，蜜亞小姐，歡迎 -Miss Amelia, welcome. -Hi.
陛下正在圖書室等您 Straight ahead to your left. Her Majesty is ready for you in the library.
夏洛，記錄 CLARlSSE: Charlotte, take notes, will you?
蜜亞，慢慢轉個圈 讓我評估該做些什麼 Amelia, circle slowly... so l can evaluate the work to be done.
蜜亞 你的米粉頭讓你聽不清楚嗎？ Amelia! Does your bad posture affect your hearing?
轉身 抱歉 -Turn. -Oh, sorry.
不...慢一點 No, no, no. Slowly, turn.
慢慢轉，謝謝 Slowly. Thank you.
很明顯的，儀態 Well, carriage, obviously.
髮型 Hairstyle.
氣色 Complexion...
停 Stop!
眼睛 很美 Eyes...lovely...
可惜眉毛活像兩隻毛毛蟲 but hidden beneath bushman eyebrows.
脖子很美 The neck is seemly.
耳朵 Ears...
跟她父親一樣 like her father.
真的？ 他是嗎？ Really? They are?
指甲怎麼這個鬼樣？ Oh, my! Who has nails like these?
大家都一樣 Everybody.
明天把指甲弄乾淨 Tomorrow l would like to see clean fingers.
你要穿長襪 And you will wear stockings.
不能穿束褲或短襪 Not tights, not socks.
我不想再看到這雙鞋了 And l never want to see those shoes again.
在群眾中，你永遠都受人注目 When walking in a crowd... one is under scrutiny all the time.
皇室的人走路不能彎腰駝背 So we don't shlump, like this.
肩膀放鬆 We drop the shoulders...
我們假想自己很高挑 we think tall...
我們優雅的踏出輕盈步伐 we tuck under and transfer the weight... from one foot to--
公主不在公眾場合交疊雙腳 No. Princesses never cross their legs in public.
將一個腳踝往後收 Why don't you just tuck one ankle behind the other...
並將手交疊膝上 and place the hands gracefully on the knees.
夏洛，該喝茶了 Charlotte, l think it's time for tea.
為何我的母親 MlA: Tell me, how does my mother--
或是任何人去參加母姐會 or, really, any person, for that matter--
最後卻會跟導師約會？ go into a parent-teacher conference... and come out with a date?
蜜亞，歐老師單身 Mia, Mr. O'Connell is not married...
他獨居 he's not living with anyone...
他沒穿耳洞、沒刺青也沒植發 plus he's not pierced, tattooed, or hair-plugged.
知道這種男人有多難找嗎？ Do you realize how rare that is south of Market Street?
你知道你跟我的老師約會 Did it ever occur to you... that if you dated one of my teachers...
會讓其他同學怎麼嘲笑我嗎？ it would give the other kids... license to mock me for the rest of my life?
你說的對，我沒想到，對不起 No, you're right. l didn't, and l'm sorry.
只是派屈...歐老師 lt's just that Patrick--
真的是個好男人 Mr. O'Connell-- is such a nice man.
我很久沒遇過這種人了 He's a real gentleman... and l haven't met one of those in a long, long time.
好吧，隨便你 OK. lt's--it's fine.
我做什麼都不對 l just can't do anything right anymore, can l?
擋下它 BO YS: Come on! Go for it! -Come on, get her! -ln your face!
快擋住啊 快... Aah, aah, aah! HARBULA: Come on, come on!
擋下一顆球吧，蜜亞 只要一顆... Just block one, Mia!
不行，我是女生 l can't do this. l'm a girl.
那我是只鴨子嗎？ 不是，我是說... What am l, a duck? No! l mean... You're an athletic girl.
你是運動型的女生 而我會水上芭蕾 l am a synchronized swimming, yoga-doing...
縫珈、騎馬 horseback-riding, wall-climbing-type girl.
攀巖，我的手眼協調能力是零 My hand-eye coordination is zero.
好，你晚點再練 賈許，上吧 All right, you can go again later. Josh! Get in here.
來了 Yeah, l'm in.
我先前有看你練習 So, l was watching you earlier... and you're way tense.
你太緊張了，懂我的意思吧？ You know what l'm saying?
你要用手，注意力集中在球... Soft kisses on a summer's day...
你要想像球你與球一體 You gotta think like the ball. Be the ball.
你必須擋下它 懂我的意思嗎？ You gotta stop it, know what l mean? -Heh? -Heh.
送球過來吧 Bring it on.
老喬？ -Hey, Joe? -Mm-hmm?
我要把後座當更衣室 l'm turning the back seat into a dressing room...
那樣我就能打扮得體去見夫人 好嗎？ so l can change into a proper outfit for madame.
好，別忘了鞋子 Yes, well, don't forget your shoes.
謝了 Oh, thanks.
奇怪的城市，舊金山 Strange town, San Francisco.
我去買女鞋 When l purchased the pumps...
他們卻問我要打包還是直接穿 they asked if l wanted them wrapped... or if l wanted to wear them.
好了，關起來 All right, closing.
Ah ah bop bop ba dop
Oh oh bop bop ba dop
上坡 Going up.
Oh little bitty pretty one
Come on and talk to me
Aah!
Let me grab you lovely one
你還好吧？ You all right?
我很好 Yeah--oh--l'm fine.
下坡 -Going down. -Whoo!
Oh oh bop bop ba dop
我沒穿過褲襪 l've never put on pantyhose,
不過聽來很危險 but it sounds dangerous.
奶奶 捷諾亞是否習慣拘禁餐會賓客 MlA: Grandma? ls it customary in Genovia...
用圍巾綁著 to imprison your dinner guests with Hermeez scarves?
是絲巾 CLARlSSE: lt's Hermes.
這絲巾是訓練用具 The scarf is merely a training tool.
你最後就能學會飲食禮儀 Eventually you will learn to sit... and eat properly without it.
禮儀很重要 Manners matter.
禮儀學夠了 But enough etiquette for the day.
捷諾亞與西班牙是貿易夥伴 Now, Genovia does a lot of trade with Spain...
我們要好好準備 so we prepare for that.
最快上手的方法是舞蹈 The quickest way to a Spanish heart is dance.
你會跳哪一種舞？ Shall we? Now tell me, what kind of dancing do you do?
跳舞？ 普通的，像這樣... Dancing? Just the normal kind. You know, like...
Bom chicka bom bom
Bom tss um bom
我懂了 JOE: l see.
捷諾亞有自己的舞蹈 JOE: We have a Genovian alternative. [Dance music playing]
舞步很沉穩，以臀部為準 Now, the dances here are very sedate... right from the hips. ln place.
其他地方不動，頭不要亂晃 No bobbing of the head, please.
你不是車上擺的搖頭狗 lt's not a doggy on a dashboard.
挺直身體，來練習吧 JOE: Straight up. Let's practice this here.
不... 這舞步綜合了華爾滋與探戈 那這是華戈舞羅？ MlA: lt's a wango? Now, this dance is... between a waltz and a tango, you see?
不是 JOE: No.
很好，轉出去 轉出去 All right, here we go. Spin out...
再轉向我 and spin into me. Spin into--Uhh!
沒關係 不，不... -[Gasps] -OK. l--No, no, no, no.
再來一次，再轉一次 JOE: Try again. One more spin.
另一邊 Very quickly, now pull away. That's it. Good.
對了，很好，很有自信 轉進來 Good attitude. Spin in.
很好 我做到了？ 沒錯 -Good. -l did it?
奶奶，我成功了 Grandma, l spun without hurting anyone!
真是天大的好消息 That's very good news.
轉，做的好 Spin, spin, spin. Yes, done.
更好了，有進步 Better. lt's coming along.
好，你可以回家了 Now you may go home.
謝謝 Thank you!
明天見 See you tomorrow!
謝謝，喬瑟 Thank you, Joseph.
你孤獨太久了 You've been wearing black too long.
我是哈教練 P.A.: This is Coach Harbula.
歡迎參加海濱聯誼派對 You can sign up now for the Baker Beach Party.
抱歉... MlA: Oh! Sorry. Sorry.
巴比 抱歉 JOSH: Hey, Bobby Bad! Sorry.
蜜亞，你要去派對嗎，走吧 LlLLY: Mia! Are you ready?
對不起，今天不行 我跟奶奶有約 Oh, hey. l'm really sorry... but l can't do it today. l've got a Grandma thing.
再聯絡，拜 l'll call you. Bye.
怎麼，你奶奶會吃人嗎？ What? Has your grandma turned into the big bad wolf?
我變 JEREMlAH: Shazam.
傑瑞，女孩子不是販賣機 Cute, Jeremiah, but a way to a girl's heart... is not by treating her like a vending machine.
禁踏草坪 SPEAKER: Get off the grass! [Message repeats in several languages]
阿道，我遲到了 Hi, Adolpho! l'm late!
她遲到了 She's late.
你遲到了 -You're late. -l know.
我知道，對不起 l'm really sorry about it--
波羅呢？ -And where is Paolo?
請波羅進來 -Send in Paolo.
真快 CLARlSSE: Ah! Always prompt.
（外來語） [ltalian accent] Regina Mia. Buon giorno.
我的助理，阿珠與阿花 My assistant, Gretchen and Helga.
你們好，很高興你們能來此 CLARlSSE: Good afternoon. We're so pleased you could make yourself available.
陛下 Your Majesty.
別浪費時間，開始工作吧 We won't waste time. Let the work begin.
當然 PAOLO: Ah. Of course.
美麗的公主呢？ Where is the beautiful girl?
我孫女，蜜亞 My granddaughter Amelia. Aah!
她真是美啊 She is gorgeous.
讓我們來仔細瞧瞧 Let us take a closer look.
離國宴只有一天了 Paolo, we have a limited number of days... before the state dinner.
真是夠俗了 Frizzy, busy, dizzy.
俗的夠勁爆 ln the best sense.
希望你助理也能簽保密協議 Oh, l would like it if your ladies... would also sign our confidentiality agreement.
陛下，我口風很緊的 Majesty, they know what is a secret, eh?
（外來語） [Speaking foreign language]
捷諾亞新聞局長在等您召見 CHARLO TTE: Excuse me, Your Majesty. The Genovian press secretary's waiting for your call.
當然，我得走了 Oh, yes, of course. Well, l'm afraid l'm going to have to leave...
我等著回來看奇跡了 and come back and be surprised.
夏洛，給我盯緊他 Charlotte, watch him like a hawk.
我們開始吧，公主 PAOLO: Buerste, Helga! Danke.
在波羅的手中... 你將幻化成僊 So we begin, Principessa, eh? ln Paolo's hands, remember... you will be beautiful.
你頭髮真多 You have thick hair.
真像頭獅子 Like a wolf.
快好了 ls all right. Heh heh heh.
你戴隱形眼鏡嗎？ Do you wear contact lenses?
我有，但我不常戴 Well, l have them... but l don't really like to wear them that much.
現在你得戴了 Now you do.
你弄壞了我的眼鏡 You broke my glasses!
你弄壞了我的梳子 You broke my brush.
阿珠、阿花 PAOLO: Gretchen! Helga!
動手 Attack!
你的眉毛真像兩隻大毛毛蟲 PAOLO: l love your eyebrows. We'll call them ''Frida'' and ''Kahlo. ''
要是布魯克雪德絲嫁給大猩猩 生的小孩就會有這種眉毛 lf Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx... that child would have your eyebrows.
告訴你一個秘密 Do you want to know a big secret?
說吧 小黃瓜一點用也沒有 -Tell me. -The cucumber does nothing.
這是我們發明的 Heh heh heh. This is something we make up.
陛下，波羅累翻了 Majesty, Paolo is exhausted...
只有波羅能改造這樣的醜女 because, Majesty, only Paolo can take this...
呈現給您 and this... and give you...
一位公主 BOTH: A princess.
好多了，好太多了 Better. Much better.
陛下 Mille grazie.
我們一起喝杯茶吧？ Why don't we go and have a wonderful cup of tea?
來吧，蜜亞 CLARlSSE: Come, Mia.
莉莉，車來了 Lilly, the car's here!
我來了 LlLLY: l'm coming!
謝謝你來載我們 Thanks for the ride. Thank you.
幹麼？ What?
別以為你每天都會有便車可搭 Michael, don't always think you can get a ride with us.
誰把你搞成這樣？ LlLLY: Who destroyed you?
你覺得很難看嗎？ Oh. You think it looks that bad?
你樣子真可笑，你該告他 You look ridiculous. You should sue.
我知道我頭髮直了點又短了點 Well, um... [Laughs] l know it's a little straighter and shorter--
也怪了點 Weirder!
迷人的怪 我才不迷人 An attractive weirder. LlLLY: No. lt's not attractive.
安全帶 Seat belts, please.
我想知道你昨天幹麼又扔下我 LlLLY: What l really can't understand... you ditched me again yesterday...
我需要人幫我弄環保請願書 when l needed your help on the Greenpeace petition.
這個包包，你有名牌包包？ This bag! You have one of these bags?
把它當了，捐給第三世界國家 You know we could hock that... and feed a whole Third World country?
對吧？ Am l right?
不對 No.
如果沒別的乘客就關上門吧 lf there are no more passengers... l think we should close the door.
你以前重視內在而非外表 LlLLY: You used to care more about... what was inside your head instead of on it.
蜜亞，快招供吧 Come on, Mia. Fess up.
你老是不在 l don't know where you are these days...
現在又想當萬人迷 and now you're turning into an A-crowd wannabe?
你快變成跟她們一樣了 You're morphing into one of them!
下周你就會加入啦啦隊了 And who knows, next week... you could be waving pom-poms in my face.
你出賣了自己 You sold out!
是後照鏡起霧，還是有人哭了 Was my rear-view mirror fogging up... or was someone tearing back there?
我沒事 l'm fine.
好，那我走了 Very well. Then l'll go meet your grandmother.
但是你記住 But you should know that...
未經你同意 沒有人能令你難過 no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
羅斯福夫人說過的話 Eleanor Roosevelt said that.
對，一個跟你一樣特別的女士 Yes. Another special lady like yourself.
我三點會來接你 l'll be back at 3:00.
謝謝 Thank you.
她戴帽子，你以為戴了帽子... She has a hat. Do you really think wearing that hat...
別人就看不到你那個蠢髮型 will keep people from seeing your new Lana-do?
這裏的學生也許爛，但還沒瞎 Just because the student population... might be morally bankrupt doesn't mean they're blind.
莉莉，別說了，好嗎？ Lilly! Just stop it, OK?
你髮型蠢，也不用拖我下水 Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!
謝了 MlCHAEL: Ouch. Thank you.
麥可，你就不能假裝一下嗎？ Michael, can you please pretend you have a life... for just one moment?
放輕鬆，吸口氣 Hey, relax. Breathe. Hee. Hoo. Hee.
你剛剛對我說什麼？ What did you just say to me?
你聽的很清楚 You heard me.
我受不了你老是罵我、指使我 l am so sick... of you ragging on me all the time... and always telling me what to do.
我媽這樣、我奶奶也這樣 l get enough of that from my mother...
我不需要你這樣 and now my grandmother, and l don't need it from you!
你有事沒跟我說，你不夠朋友 l'm not an idiot... so l know something's going on you're not telling me!
這是我們的友誼手鏈 Friends tell, so you know what? Here is your friendship charm.
讓它入土為安吧 l'm taking it off and it's going in the dirt!
別這樣，只是... Don't do that, OK? Just--Ugh!
等等 All right, just wait.
為什麼？ Why?
我跟你說實話 l will tell you the truth...
但你會覺得這很蠢也很可笑 but you're gonna think it's really stupid... and you're gonna freak.
說說看啊 Try me.
拜託、拜託 [Gasps] Shut up!
拜託 Shut up! Shut up!
你只會說這句話？ ls that all you can say?
抱歉，我剛對你太兇了 l'm sorry l was harsh...
我真不知道該說什麼 and l don't know what else there is to say.
你會來參加我的電視節目吧？ Will you come on my cable show?
不行 No, l can't. This is a royal secret.
這是秘密 不能讓任何人知道 You can't tell anyone. Not even Michael.
尤其是麥可，你要發誓 Especially not Michael. You are sworn to secrecy.
當然 打勾勾 -Of course. -Secret handshake.
我們得想個新的打勾方法 MlA: We might have to think of a new secret handshake.
你確定你能統治一個國家？ LlLLY: Are you really sure you can run a country?
你連只金魚也養不活 You can barely keep your goldfish alive... for more than a couple of days.
我現在也不確定 Lilly, l'm really sure of anything right now.
當公主有利也有弊 Listen, there are pros and cons to being a princess.
別再提那個頭銜了，好吧？ 好... Shh! Don't say that word. People can hear.
上課了 Class has begun!
上課了，我有個意外驚喜 Class has begun and l have a little surprise for you.
小考，法國大革命 Pop quiz. French Revolution.
老師，規定在教室不能戴帽子 Mr. O'Connell, there's a school rule... that says nobody's allowed to wear hats in class.
應該沒有人能例外吧？ And l don't think anybody should be... an exception to that rule, do you?
當然，拉娜 O'CONNELL: No, Lana.
蜜亞，很抱歉 戴帽子不符合規定 Mia, l'm sorry, but hats are against the dress code.
蜜亞？ Mia?
我的媽呀 Mamma Mia.
有人想開了 LANA: Look who's trying to fit in now.
她戴假髮 ANNA: lt's a wig, right?
看起來真美啊，蜜亞 MELlSSA: l think it looks really sweet, Mia.
她大概重新移植腦袋了吧 ANNA: Looks like she got a head transplant.
我覺得很棒，知道原因嗎？ Well, l think it rocks. And you know what?
伏爾泰的頭髮就很酷 Voltaire. Hair.
我想學伏爾泰 l would personally like to learn about Voltaire.
好了，大家安靜 OK, Lilly, OK.
謝謝 Everybody settle down now.
不客氣 Quiz time, OK?
玫瑰不錯 但我們需要噴泉、燈光和樹木 CLARlSSE: Lovely. But now we need fountains... lights in the trees.
日本大使館有瀑布 The Japanese Embassy has a waterfall.
我們也能有噴泉 Why can't we have fountains?
那裏已經有一個了 We have a fountain up there, ma'am.
我希望這裏至少有兩個 Well, l would like at least two in here.
夏洛，幫我造個伊甸園吧 Charlotte, just make me an Eden.
沒問題，陛下 Yes, ma'am.
蜜亞，繼續 -Amelia? Let's continue. -Hmm?
我想聽你讀幾段 「傲慢與偏見」 CLARlSSE: ln your spare time, l would like you to read these.
名字算什麼？ ''What's in a name?
所謂玫瑰 換個名字還是一樣香 ''That which we call a rose by any other word... ''would smell as sweet.''
你向群眾招手並優雅的答謝 And so you wave to them... and acknowledge them gracefully.
別揮太大 Hello. No. Not quite so big, because, of course...
這樣過一陣子會很累的 it's very, very exhausting after a while.
真愛搞笑，好好揮 Very funny, dear. Try it properly.
再溫和一點 Waving-- even more gently--
有點像是說:謝謝你的光臨 You say, ''Thank you for being here today.''
謝謝你光臨 -Thank you. -For being here.
抱歉，夫人 我要去接首相了 JOE: l'm sorry, ma'am. l must pick up the prime minister. Excuse me.
謝謝你的光臨 BOTH: Well, thank you for being here today.
這也算藝術？ MlA: So this is considered art?
我父母60年代就這麼做過了 HELEN: My parents did this in the Sixties.
好耶 Yes!
他們在伍茲塔克展出過 They had an exhibition at Woodstock.
你想再領風騷？ And l guess you're trying to bring it back?
這比寫作業好玩吧 HELEN: Well, this beats homework.
沒錯，別的母親幫忙寫作業 Yeah. Some moms help their kids with homework...
你卻這樣 沒錯 we do this.
丟的好 Oh, nice shot!
我喜歡 Oh, yes, l like it.
正中紅心 Bull's-eye!
-Yeah! -l did it!
l love life, life loves me
這比公主課要有趣多了 Everything in the world This is more fun than princess lessons.
你週六晚上有空嗎？ MlCHAEL: What are you doing this Saturday night?
你們有表演？ Are you guys playing?
我們在排新的東西，兩首新歌 We're rehearsing some new things.
是嗎？ We got two new songs. Oh, yeah?
還有，你的野馬有新零件了 Plus, surprise, we got the new parts for your 'Stang. Oh, yay.
我們可以一起來裝 We could put it together together.
好啊，這算約會嗎？ OK. ls this like a date?
不算 -No. -[Giggles]
音樂、車子 Music, cars.
有披薩吃嗎？ -Would it include pizza?
當然有 -Pizza's a given.
有巧克力嗎？ MlA: With M&Ms?
等等，不是你 我又不認識你 Wait up! Wait for me! Not you! l don't even know you!
我也要去 -Well, then, l am in. -Great!
星期六見？ Saturday, it's on?
好，沒問題 Yeah. Great. Hey, Lil.
海勒 把車移開，我有工作要做... -Hi. -What's up?
怎麼回事？ 不知道 -What's happening? -l don't know.
怎麼回事？ MlA: What's going on?
也許有人在示威 -Maybe it's a protest.
也許吧 -Maybe.
抱歉，你們在等誰？ Excuse me. Hi. Who are you waiting for?
她來了，賽蜜亞 LANA: There she is right there! Mia Thermopolis!
我們在等你 We're waiting for you.
在這，告訴我... Right here, Princess! Talk to me!
莉莉，你說出去了？ MlA: Lilly, did you tell?
我沒有... l didn't say anything!
公主 Princess Mia!
你最喜歡的演員是誰？ Who's your favorite actor?
他們幹麼叫她公主？ 蜜亞... Why are they calling her ''Princess''?
你怎麼對付青春痘？ WOMAN: Princess Mia, what do you do about pimples?
我們走吧 Come on. Let's just go, please!
MAN: Can we quote you, Your Majesty?
請各位留步 Come on, Mia. Let's get inside.
LANA: Oh, Mia! Ohh!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
先生... Excuse me, mister? Hi!
「蜜亞公主，舊金山的皇族」
電話線都快燒斷了 The phone's ringing off the hook.
什麼？ What?!
蜜亞，你母親正趕來學校 O'CONNELL: Mia, your mother's on her way.
主任室 Gupta. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
皇后正趕往格羅高校 The queen is coming to Grove High School.
插了旗子的禮車 SUKl: A limo with flags!
捷諾亞禮車已到，皇后下車了 MALE REPORTER: A Genovian limousine has arrived. The queen is getting out.
陛下，為何如此保密？ SUKl: Your Majesty, why all the secrets?
每個人都說無可奉告 All we keep hearing is ''No comment.''
你能說句話嗎？ Do you have a comment?
該稱您陛下還是閣下，陛下？ Your Majesty-- Will you be visiting the White House?
您要帶公主回家嗎？ Are you taking the princess home?
我不知道是誰洩密的 MlA: Mom, l don't know who told on me.
我們會找出來的 HELEN: We'll get to the bottom of this.
您的茶，陛下 抱歉沒有上好烏龍 Here's your tea, Your Majesty. l'm sorry we don't have finer china.
沒關係 給你 That's perfectly all right. Here.
喬瑟 Joseph?
說吧 -Speak. -Paolo?
陛下，是我跟媒體透露的 公主 Majesty, it was l who told the press about you.
是我讓你出糗... 我不是那個意思 l outed you. So to speak. l don't mean to imply-- -Grazie. -Prego.
不是為錢，公主 But not for money, Principessa.
波羅恨錢，他鄙視錢 Paolo hates money. He spits on money.
沒有拿錢...好吧，是拿了一點 There was no money. Well, some money.
畢竟，像我這樣的人 After all, a man like me,
需要很多戒指 each ring is--
這是自尊 The point is, it was pride and ego...
我要皇室認定 這美女是我創造的 who drove me to know that royalty would see one day...
頭髮是我創造的 the beauty was mine! The hair was mine!
而奶油波羅，正是功臣... 謝謝 That l, Paolo Puttanesca, was responsible for-- -Grazie. -Prego.
你的髮型不錯 下回顏色染淡一點 By the way, your hair--magnificent. The next time, we go a little lighter?
你要陳述些什麼嗎... MAN: Your Highness, would you like to say anything?
真是太糟糕了 GUPTA: lsn't that just awful?
大家都不再尊敬皇室了嗎？ Doesn't anyone respect royalty anymore?
捷諾亞是什麼樣子，陛下？ What is it like in Genovia, Your Majesty?
人民會奉承您嗎？ Do people just fawn over you?
我在想 你能否讓我們獨處一下 l wonder, would you give us a moment alone?
我是副校長 GUPTA: l'm the vice-principal.
喬瑟，請帶這位教育家 Joseph, would you take this fine educator...
去看蜜亞的保全計劃 and show her your security plans for Amelia's safety?
什麼？ What?
好的，當然 Ah, yes, of course.
謝謝你，陛下 Your Majesty, thank you.
你的保全系統有點鬆散 是嗎？ Your security system is a bit lax.
一周前，蜜亞只是個普通孩子 Oh, is it? HELEN: A week ago, Mia was a normal little kid.
她不普通，她生來就是皇族 She has never been normal. She was born royal.
我們每天面對媒體，一向如此 And we cope with the press every single day... and we will do it again.
你不需要如此 You don't have to do this.
你可以就此永遠脫身 You can get out of this whole thing right now.
你母親說的對，我們有過協議 Your mother is right, Amelia. We had a bargain.
好吧，我會考慮 All right. l will think about it...
盡快讓你知道 and let you know soon.
很好，外交式的辭令 CLARlSSE: Good. A diplomatic answer.
禮貌，但很模糊 Polite, but vague.
賽蜜亞是本地藝術家 Mia Thermopolis is the daughter...
賽海倫的女兒 of local eclectic artist Helen Thermopolis.
她們住在南市街 舊消防隊的建築裏 They currently live in a refurbished firehouse... south of Market Street.
蜜亞是克萊麗雷納昌女皇 唯一的孫女 Mia is also the only grandchild of Queen Clarisse Renaldi...
她的夫婿魯波國王去年駕崩 whose husband, King Rupert, passed away last year.
以上是記者戴凡波的報導 This is Nelson Davenport, KRLH. [School bell rings]
叫風水師別再調整桌子了吧 WOMAN ON P.A.: Will the Feng Shui Club... please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn?
LlLLY: Hello? Princess?
公主，你是校園裏最紅的人了 You're the most popular girl in school.
大家都想跟你照相 當你的朋友 Everybody wants to take your picture. Everybody wants to be your best friend.
莉莉 -Hi, Lilly. -Hi.
好吧 我列出你不該當公主的理由 LlLLY: So l've made a list... of all the reasons for you not to be a princess.
第一，沒隱私，第二... Number one--no privacy.
你得時時保持美貌，第三... Number two--you always have to look just right. -Number three-- -Whoo!
你還好吧？ LlLY: Are you OK?
第三是什麼？ 好 MlA: Ha ha! Number three. What was number three?
第三...你不能抓狂 Number three-- you can't go nutso.
你不能在白天這樣 You can't be all ''Bleah'' during the day.
莉莉... Lilly, um...
我現在不想談這個，好嗎？ l really don't want to talk about this... at the moment, OK?
好...
最後一個問題 Just one last question.
既然曝光了 你能參加我的節目嗎？ Now that you're ''out''... would you come on my cable show on Saturday night?
當然 Yeah, sure.
我愛你 l love you!
我再買條友誼手鏈送你 l'll buy you another charm for your charm bracelet. OK? Ooh!
週六晚上見 See you Saturday night!
老喬 Joe!
蜜亞小姐？ Yes, Miss Mia?
我不想統治我的國家 l don't want to run my own country.
我只想讀完高中 l just want to pass 1 0th grade...
我不能就這樣放棄嗎？ so can't l just tell everyone that l simply quit?
沒人能放棄自己，公主也一樣 No one can quit being who they really are... not even a princess.
你可以拒絕，但你還是公主 Now, you can refuse the job... but you are a princess by birth.
我...怎知道我能否勝任呢？ How can l tell if l can even do the job?
嘗試 By simply, simply trying.
國宴快到了，她認為你可以 Like the fancy dinner coming up. She thinks you're ready.
真的？ MlA: Really?
我們練習公主該怎麼入場吧？ Shall we practice entering like a princess?
好 OK.
入場 Entering.
在舞會上，你跟皇后一起入場 JOSEPH: At the grand ball, you enter with the queen...
但在國宴上，你得單獨入場 but at the state dinner, you enter unaccompanied.
肩膀放下 Shoulders back. Smile.
微笑，他們都很高興見到你 They're all happy to see you.
她在那裏 BARON: Ah, there she is.
她長的怎樣？ BARONESS: How is she?
你比較漂亮 You are much prettier.
很好，最糟的部份已經過去了 JOE: Well done. The worst is over.
我們的首相，摩賽巴 Our diligent Prime Minister, Sebastian Motaz...
他美麗的太太，籚拉 Hello. And his lovely wife Sheila...
幸會 Nice to meet you.
還有他們美麗的女兒，瑪麗莎 And their charming daughter Marissa.
費勳爵，我幫你把酒杯拿走 Oh! Lord Fricker, let me take your brandy glass.
你不需要它的 You won't need it in there.
小心烈酒，記得冬宴吧 And easy on the schnapps. Remember the Winter Dinner.
我不行參加派對 MARlSSA: l'm not allowed to go to the party.
晚宴準備好了 Dinner is served.
陛下，克萊麗皇后 MO TAZ: Her Majesty, Queen Clarisse.
我們會再度擁有捷諾亞的 Someday we will own Genovia again...
到時你就是皇后 and you will be queen.
而你的╲像將會被印成郵票 And your face will be on a postage stamp.
孩子們好吧？ CLARlSSE: How are the children, Robbie?
想不想看看他們？ Would you like to see them, ma'am?
這是布萊，這是布麗姬 There's Ryan and Bridget.
他們真可愛 CLARlSSE: Oh, they're beautiful.
你要不要看看 Would you like to see?
首相，捷諾亞的梨市場如何？ PRlNCESS PALlSADES: So, Mr. Prime Minister... how would you say the pear market... is doing in Genovia?
算是開花結果了 The Genovian pear market is blossoming...
這是雙關語 if you'll pardon the pun.
我聽說... [Overlapping conversations]
那就是她們的公主 And that's their princess.
他們長的真快，對吧？ They grow up so fast, don't they?
你想見我？ MlA: Hi. You wanted to see me?
一切都還好吧？ ls everything all right?
對... Um, yes, yes.
冰桶是怎麼回事？ What was happening with the ice bucket?
我...剛剛出了點糗 好 Oh. l just had a little clumsy moment. -OK. -Bye.
對了，菜很好吃 The food's delicious, by the way.
蘇格蘭原有個女權團體 叫大膽 SHElLA: lt was for a feminist group in Scotland... called ''Tarts for Tartan.''
她們可粗野了 相當刺激 They were a wild bunch. Very exciting.
謝謝 Thank you.
這是供你清新味覺的 Between the courses to cleanse the palate. Bien?
我不知道它那麼冰 [Mumbles] l'm sorry. lt's a little cold.
她不知它是冰的 SHElLA: She didn't realize it was frozen.
我們該怎麼辦？ 吃一樣多 What should we do? Well, we should take that much, too. Just do the same thing.
MlA: No! No! lt's cold!
他們真像猴子 They are acting like monkeys.
你曾不曾因為大口吃冰 而頭痛？ Have you ever experienced that instant headache... when you eat ice too quickly?
沒有 No.
洗手 Wash your hands.
抱歉 Excuse me.
真抱歉 l'm really sorry.
這常發生 lt happens all the time.
我想舉杯祝賀 l would like to propose a toast...
敬馮托肯男爵夫婦 to the Baroness and Baron Von Troken.
祝你們萬世「絕孫」 May you always be Baron.
著名的捷諾亞梨起司甜點 Ahh, the famous Genovian pear and cheese dessert.
還有什麼菜？ What else?
WOMAN: ...to our country.
You are nothing but an overdressed, drunken--
我要走了 l'm outta here!
我濕透了 WOMAN: Oh! l am sopping!
是我的錯嗎？ Was that my fault?
我們到大廳喝杯咖啡吧 Shall we adjourn to the grand hall for coffee?
抱歉讓你失望了，爸 Sorry l let you down, Dad.
晚安，小胖 [Sighs] Good night, Louie.
這地方在我剛來時一團糟 CLARlSSE: This place was such a mess when l first arrived.
我花了所有空閒時間來整理 l've been spending every spare moment in it l can.
拿一個噴筒，噴灑一下 Pick up one of these. Make yourself useful. Spray everything.
你不氣晚宴的事？ You're not mad at me for what happened?
其實，那還滿有趣的 Actually, l found it rather funny.
讓我想起 初次參加皇宴的情況 Reminds me of my first royal dinner party.
我撞倒一副盔甲 l accidentally knocked over a suit of armor...
它的矛刺穿了烤乳豬 and the spear went right through the suckling pig.
蜜亞 Amelia, why don't we cancel lessons for today...
我們今天別上課，好好玩玩吧 and just have some fun?
玩？ 你不是忙得沒時間玩嗎？ MlA: Fun? You're not too busy for something like that?
哲羅夫人已到 Your Majesty, Lady Jerome has arrived...
法國領事助理 在線上想確認晚宴邀約 and l have the French Consulate's assistant on hold. He wants to confirm tonight's dinner.
取消今天所有行程 Send my apologies. Cancel everything for today.
有個本地人要帶我游舊金山 l'm being shown San Francisco... by a true San Franciscan.
請喬瑟開車過來 Tell Joseph l'll need the car.
是的 Yes, ma'am.
等等 Oh, wait!
我想讓你見見我的寶貝 l want to show you my baby.
lt's a she thing and it's all in me
l can be anything that l want to be
Don't consider me a minority
Ladies, help me out...
我很久沒坐過前座了 CLARlSSE: l haven't sat in the front seat of a car... in the longest time.
謝謝你幫我付修車費，奶奶 MlA: By the way... thanks for the money for my car, Grandma.
你要帶我去哪？ CLARlSSE: So, where are you taking me?
你有零錢嗎？ MlA: Well, do you have any change?
沒有
皇族身上不該有零錢的聲音 CLARlSSE: lt's not appropriate for royalty to jingle.
好吧，我去換零錢 MlA: OK. l'll get the change.
我最喜歡玩這個 This one's my favorite!
投錢，再抓住他的手 You put the quarter in and grab his hand.
要我碰那個？ 對，碰那個 CLARlSSE: l touch that? Yes, you touch that.
再按下按鈕 And then you press the button...
然後... and, uh...
你就動手玩吧 And then you just go.
真像列支敦斯登的王儲 CLARlSSE: Looks like Rupert's cousin... from Liechtenstein.
我該怎麼開始 它會動手 How do l know when it's ready?
它動了 Oh, it'll just go. There you go!
它動了，加油、加油... -Go, go, go! -Ow!
你喜歡受這種恥辱？ CLARlSSE: You enjoy this humiliation?
第一次都是這樣 但你可以再試一次 MlA: Well, it's hard the first time... but you can do it again.
拿著 Hold this.
你能贏的，奶奶 MlA: Oh, come on! You can do it, Grandma!
這次我準備好了 l'm ready for you this time!
準備好了？ Ready? Go! lt's going! lt's going!
加油... Go, go, go, go, go! You're doing it!
你能贏的，加油 You're doing it! Go! Oh, yes!
贏了，擊掌慶祝一下 Hah! Ho! Got it! Give me five!
擊掌？ 對 -Five? -Five. Oh!
我要一張 l want one of these!
但不要這張 Just not this one.
我爸一直都很想當王子嗎？ So...did my father always want to be a prince?
當然 Oh, yes.
有一次例外，在十五年前... Except once, about 1 5 years ago...
他嚴肅的考慮要放棄頭銜 he seriously considered renouncing his title...
因他遇上一位可愛的藝術家 because he met a lovely artist...
她讓他知道人生能有多棒 who showed him wonderful things... about how life could be...
他會有多棒 how he could be.
但是？ But?
他下了個沒人能幫他下的決定 But he had a decision to make... and nobody could make it for him.
不是我，雖然大家都以為是我 Not l--though many people thought l did-- or anybody else.
菲力知道他哥哥皮耶 Phillipe knew that my firstborn...
想退位，獻身宗教 his brother Pierre, wanted to abdicate... which he did, eventually, to join the church.
你父親知道他對一個人的愛 Your father realized... that the love he could have for one person--
或對兩個人的 or even two--
都不能讓他忘卻 他的國家與人民 could not make him forget the love... he felt for his country and its people.
那是他做過最困難的決定 lt was the hardest thing he ever had to do.
想吃一口嗎？ Do you want a bite of this?
有何不可 Why not?
吃吧 Well, here goes.
真好吃 Why, it's delicious!
真的？ -Really?
那我們再買一個吧 -Mm-hmm. Oh, OK! Let's get another one!
我知道這是捷徑 MlA: lt's the fastest way back to the Consulate...
但我討厭這個上坡 but l hate this hill!
我吃的熱狗好像要衝出來了 l do believe l'm beginning to feel that corn dog.
也許你可以慢慢開過去 好，我盡量 Maybe you can just sneak gently through?
很好 -OK, l'll try. -Good.
現在快速衝上去 CLARlSSE: Right. Now, blaze on up.
我...成功了 MlA: l--l got it!
是啊，你成功了 -You've got it. -l got it!
我成功了 你成功了 You've got it!
我沒成功 MlA: Oh! l haven't got it!
蜜亞，剎車... CLARlSSE: Uh-oh! Mia! Brake!
小心 Brake! Look out!
在下面 Down here!
119，發生意外事故 9-1 -1 , l need to report an accident.
你沒聽到鐘聲？ CONDUC TOR: You didn't hear the bell?! [Bell ringing]
我在線上等候 我的老天爺 They put me on hold. Oh, for the love of God!
記得寫她們毀損公物 CONDUC TOR: Put down destruction of public property.
我會的... l will, l will. And last, but not least...
還有，無照駕駛 driving without a license.
乘客駕照也已逾期45年之久 Accompanied by an adult whose license expired... 45 years ago.
我說過，警官 l've been trying to tell you, Officer.
在捷諾亞，駕照不會過期 Licenses don't expire in Genovia.
我是皇后，我有外交豁免權 Not for the queen. Don't l have diplomatic immunity?
沒錯，但我們得帶她去局裏 You do, but her we have to take downtown.
什麼？ What?
抱歉，小姐 OFFlCER: l'm sorry, miss.
沒關係，警官，我瞭解 lt's all right, Officer. l understand.
我... l...
我非常瞭解 l understand perfectly.
是嗎？ You do?
蜜亞，任何地方 Mia, no town, no city, no country...
或國家的警官或駕駛機師 can function peacefully...
不依法行事是絕對不行的 if its officers and its transportation engineers... don't follow the letter of the law.
要是我有這兩位可敬的紳士 Why, l would be proud... to have two such fine, honorable gentlemen...
為捷諾亞服務，我將深感驕傲 serving in Genovia.
這沒什麼，夫人 OFFlCER: Aw, shucks, ma'am.
我們沒那麼好 Ma'am, we're not all that.
你們一定是的 Oh, but you most certainly are.
事實上，我想... As a matter of fact...
授予你們一個榮銜 l would like to bestow upon you... the honor of the...
捷諾亞的... Genovian Order of the...
「玫瑰」
玫瑰騎士 uh...Genovian Order of the Rose.
請屈膝 Would you please kneel?
有人有帶軍刀嗎？ Um...does anybody have a sabre?
我有雨傘 Oh! l've got an umbrella!
手剎車的把手 這個就可以了，謝謝 l have an emergency brake. This will do fine, thank you.
僅以捷諾亞皇室賦予我的權力 With the power vested in me... by the royal crown of Genovia...
我封你... l dub thee--
舊金山的華阿提，夫人 Artie Washington, San Francisco, ma'am.
並封你... CLARlSSE: Arthur Washington. And l dub thee--
聖裏安得羅的馬布盧 Bruce Macintosh of San Leandro.
馬布盧 Bruce Macintosh...
為玫瑰騎士團團長 masters of the Order of the Rose.
各位都是這歷史一刻的見證 And all of you bear witness... to this auspicious moment in history.
請起立 Please rise.
我等不及回家告訴老婆了 OFFlCER: Wait till l go home and tell Bernice.
蜜亞，我知道你不想去局裏 Now, Mia, l know you don't want to go... all the way downtown, but--
沒關係，沒人受傷，不是嗎？ That really won't be necessary. No one got hurt, did they?
車受傷了 -We're insured. -OK.
騎士精神不死 Chivalry ain't dead, you know, so--
高貴的亞瑟，你真仁慈 Noble Arthur, how very kind.
要搭便車嗎？ OFFlCER: Do you need a lift home?
那真是太好了，來吧，蜜亞 Oh, that would be very helpful, thank you. Come along, Mia.
再會，電車上的乘客們 CLARlSSE: Good-bye, trolley people!
你會把我的車拖去博士車行吧 MlA: Please take the car to Doctor Motors? -Good-bye! -So long!
再會 Good-bye. You were awesome!
你真棒，你是最酷的皇后了 You are the coolest queen ever!
這很普通 All in a day's work.
快揮手，那是皇后 Wave good-bye! That's a queen!
你要先溜上車嗎？ Would you like to slide in first?
我從不用溜的 l never slide.
再會，謝謝你 Good-bye. Thank you. TOURlS TS: Good-bye!
布盧，快上你的皇家纜車 MAN: Hey, Bruce! How about gettin' on your royal carriage...
載我們上路吧 and gettin' us out of here?
她在哪，捷諾亞的新公主 TOUR DRlVER: Here she is. This is the possible new Princess of Genovia here.
捷諾亞在哪？ That's right. Anyone know where Genovia is? Anyone?
法西交界處 百萬大猜謎的節目問過 TOUR KlD: lt's a country between France and Spain. That was a question on ''Jeopardy. ''
她真是天之驕子 TOUR DRlVER: This is the girl that won the genetic lottery.
TOUR KlD: Look! Here's the princess!
別擋路，公主快遲到了 HARBULA: OK, back up. Let's go. The princess is late for school.
你能在我背包上簽名嗎？ TOUR KlD: Could you sign my backpack?
能否給我你的簽名照？ TOUR KlD: Hi, Princess. May l have your autograph, please?
你叫什麼名字？ Hi. What's your name?
莉莉 Lilly.
莉莉？ 我的死黨就叫這名字 Lilly? That's my best friend's name.
你跟公主是好朋友嗎？ Would you consider you and the princess best friends?
當然，我們形影不離 l would definitely say that. We do everything together.
我們一起逛街、做頭髮 We shop together, get our hair done together.
我們還互相幫忙寫作業 We even finish each other's sentences. lt's very cool.
你叫什麼名字？ MlA: And what's your name?
夏洛 夏洛？ Charlotte.
你們是雙胞胎吧？ Charlotte? You two must be twins, huh?
對 CHARLO TTE: Yes.
我沒姐妹，只有一隻肥貓小胖 MlA: l don't have any sisters... but l do have a cat-- Fat Louie.
「公主」 真有趣的名字 CHARLO TTE: That's a funny name!
公主，你可以跟我合照嗎？ Will you take a picture with me, Princess?
公主要上代數課了 HARBULA: The princess is late for algebra.
謝謝你 MlA: Thank you so much.
媒體又來了，準備好了？ The pack is back. Are you ready?
Do they see you when they look at me?
Do they see my many personalities?
Oh, no
Can you help me?
Does anybody hear me?
Can they even see me?
This is not reality
Oh
蜜亞 Mia.
Why can't l just reach up and simply...
過來一下 Step into my office. Why can't l flap my arms and fly and fly and fly?
Tell me why...
拉娜在電視上說的話 沒嚇著你吧 So, um... l hope what Lana said on TV... didn't freak you out too much.
沒有 很好 -No. -OK, good.
我為了那件事跟她分手了 Because l broke up with her because of it...
我討厭孟眾取寵的人 and l hate phony publicity seekers.
總之，週六晚上海灘有派對 Anyway... Saturday night's the big beach party.
要是我們能一起去就酷斃了 l think it'd be cool if we went together.
浪花裏見了？ See you on the waves? OK. OK.
拜 Bye. [Laughs]
記得週六晚間收看 P.A.: Attention. Remember to watch Grove High School's TV cable show...
由莉莉主持的格羅高校電視秀 Saturday nights with your host Lilly Moscovitz.
麥可 MlA: Michael.
公主 Princess.
你猜賈許剛找我幹麼？ You will never guess what Josh Bryant just asked me.
找你借梳子 ''Can l borrow a comb?''
不對 No. He asked me...
他邀我跟他一起參加海灘派對 to go to the Baker Beach Party with him.
那是在本週六啊 That's this Saturday, right?
對，所以我想下周再去車廠 Yeah. So l was thinking... l could come by the garage next week...
到時再聽你們演唱，好嗎？ and listen to your band play then. All right?
好啊... Oh, yeah. That's--Yeah.
你沒關係吧？ -Are you OK?
沒關係 好吧 -Yeah, l'm fine.
我得走了，謝謝你 All right. Well, l have to go... but thank you so much. Bye!
拜 拜 Bye.
Too many feelings
Emotions running away with me
There's a feeling inside me
喬瑟會送你去嗎？ HELEN: ls Joseph driving you?
他很體帖，他那晚休假 MlA: No. Joseph was nice enough... to take the night off.
我跟大家一起搭巴士去 l'll take the school bus with the other kids.
我看起來像根蘆筍 l look like an asparagus.
很俏皮的蘆筍 But a very, very cute asparagus.
沒關係，我穿藍色那件 No, it's OK. l'll just wear my blue suit.
你很在意這場海灘派對？ Are you nervous about the beach party?
不，其實我很興奮 也許我會得到初吻 No. Actually, l'm kind of excited. l think l might get my first real kiss.
跟誰？ 賈許 -Oh! Who from? -Josh Bryant.
是你喜歡那個偶像團體 新好男孩的翻版 That Backstreet Boy clone you've had a crush on forever?
才不是呢，他是個水手 He is not a Backstreet Boy clone. He's a sailor.
我以為他一直都沒理過你 l thought he was never nice to you.
Oh. Well...
我不知道，他現在理我了 l don't know. He is now.
我有點希望 l just hope that if he kisses me...
要是他吻我 我的腳會翹起來 um...my foot pops.
翹起來？ Pops?
對啊 Yeah. You know, in old films...
在老片中，女生要是被吻 whenever a girl gets seriously kissed...
她的腳就會微微的 her foot would just kind of..
翹起來 .pop.
翹起來 Ha ha ha! Pop!
我要去換衣服了 l'm gonna go change now.
希望你能得到這個翹腳初吻 l hope you get your first real foot-poppin' kiss.
我們是馬克與布萊 We are Mark and Brian...
歡迎光臨貝克海灘派對 and welcome to the Baker Beach Bash.
由於你們即將放暑假 MARK: Now, with one week left of school... you're gonna be out for the summer...
我們知道你們很想要有個 夏日戀情 and we know what's on your mind. How are you gonna find that summer love?
就算找到了，怎知他是真心 And if you do, how do you know if it's true?
請聽她們細述，我們歡迎 Here to tell us all about it, please welcome...
拉娜與娜娜姐妹花 Lana and the Lanettes!
拉娜、安娜、芳塔娜 MARK AND BRlAN: Lana, Anna, and Fontana!
笨愛神，你真壞 Stupid cupid, you're a real mean guy
我想剪你雙翼，讓你不能飛 l'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly
我墜入愛河 l'm in love
真糟糕 and it's a crying shame
我知道罪魁禍首就是你 And l know that you're the one to blame ANNA AND FONTANA: Stupid cupid
拜託，放我自由 Hey, hey, set me free
笨愛神，別再折磨我了 Stupid cupid, stop picking on me
你把我搞得七暈八素 You mixed me up but good
徹頭徹尾 Right from the very start
要扮英雄 Hey, go play Robin Hood
去找別人 With somebody else's heart
你讓我六神無主 You got me jumping like a crazy clown...
這真是... MlA: That was so-- -Awesome, huh? -Amazing!
很棒吧？ 棒極了 很高興你喜歡 我喜歡 Ha ha! l'm glad you had fun.
我以為你會害怕 很多女生怕坐船 l thought you'd get scared, honestly... 'cause most of the girls l take on the boat... they freak out.
我不怕 Oh, no. l wasn't scared.
笨愛神，別再折磨我了 Stupid cupid, stop picking on me
Stupid cupid
歡迎再度收看由格羅高校直播 您最喜愛的主持人莉莉的節目 And now it's time for your favorite talk show host... direct from Grove High School... the lovely Lilly. [Gong]
今天是週六夜 LlLLY: lt's Saturday night...
歡迎收看「閉嘴傾聽」 and welcome to my cable show, ''Shut Up and Listen. ''
稍後，蜜亞公主會加入我們 Later on in my show... l will be joined by our very own Princess Mia...
道出她個人 對於拯救海獺活動的個人觀點 to discuss her positive opinion... of the ''Save the Sea Otter'' movement.
在她抵達之前 Until she arrives...
我請來格羅魔術大師哈傑瑞 l've asked Grove's magic master... Jeremiah Hart...
耍點小把戲來娛樂我們 to entertain us with some sleight of hand.
大家好 Hello, folks.
Hold me, baby, 'cause you love me
With every single touch
lt's more than just a crush
Baby, you know
Reach me
Only you can see me
And what l crave so much
lt's more than just a crush
Every time we touch
GlRL: Awesome!
公主，笑一個 Hey, Princess! Give us a smile!
他們怎麼找到我的？ How did they find me here?
什麼？ What?
他們怎麼找到我的？ How did they find me here?!
快揮手，你們上電視了 PHO TOGRAPHER: Hey, wave, everybody! You're on TV!
公主，別害羞嘛 Wait, Princess, don't be shy!
回來啊 Come back!
快照這裏，我是御用DJ BRlAN: Hey, chopper boy, look over here! Royal deejays!
Josh!
我真的很抱歉 Oh, no! l am so sorry about all this.
沒事的... No, it's fine.
他們照不到裏面的 我們玩得很愉快 They can't get us in here. We were having such a good time...
他們卻毀了一切 我知道... and then they came and ruined it.
但是你想想 我們和他們完全隔開了 l know, l know. Look, they can't see us... we can't see them.
我們在這小木屋裏獨處 We're all alone in this little shack.
這裏其實還滿舒服的 Actually, you know what? lt's kind of cozy in here...
而我只想跟你一起在這裏 and there's no one l'd rather be here with than you.
真的？ Really?
當然 Yeah.
賈許 -Josh? -Mm-hmm?
這樣很不浪漫 This isn't romantic. Um...it just...
我的腳勾到網子了 No. lt's my foot. lt's caught in a volleyball net. Yeah. Here.
我爸認為我是公主 GlRL: Hey! My dad thinks l'm a princess!
我是蜜亞的朋友 GlRL: l'm a friend of Mia's!
趁等待時我們來個腳部按摩吧 l tell you what. While we're waiting... how about a foot massage?
那真是太棒了，謝謝 That would be so wonderful. Thank you.
我是想叫你幫我按摩 No. Actually, l mean you give me one. Oh, yeah.
沒錯，是紅心皇后 And indeed, it is the queen of hearts!
謝謝，傑瑞 LlLLY: Thank you, Jeremiah...
給我們一小時精彩的魔術秀 for your potpourri of prestidigitations... for the past hour.
蜜亞公主今晚無法到場 Obviously, Princess Mia has a problem... appearing here tonight...
我相信她一定有個好理由 and l'm sure she has a good excuse.
我是摩莉莉，晚安 l'm Lilly Moscovitz for ''Shut Up and Listen. '' Thank you and good night.
Mia...
海灘安全了 the coast is clear.
真的？ Really?
他們都走了 They're gone. Yeah.
太好了 Oh, good.
我們去找個更浪漫的地方吧 So, what do you say we go find... a more romantic spot?
好啊 OK.
PHO TOGRAPHER: Quiet! Quiet!
不，留下來 JOSH: No! Stay! [Overlapping questions]
來個皇家之吻吧 Give her a smooch!
吻啊 REPORTER: Come on!
給她來個超級大熱吻 Give her a big, sloppy wet one!
PHO TOGRAPHER: Hold it!
再打一次 Hit him again!
你們走開，別煩我 MlA: Go away! No, no, no! Go away, all of you!
公主離開木屋了 The princess has left the building.
REPORTER: Who have we got?
你是誰？ 你念哪所學校？ What's your name? NELSON: Where do you go to school?
我是賈許 Josh Bryant.
快拍照...
我念格羅高校 l go to Grove High School.
我們現在成了蜜亞的朋友？ What are we, friends with Mia now?
我們恨賈許 Yes. We hate Josh.
真難記住我們不跟誰好 Sorry. lt's hard to keep up with who we're not talking to.
她來了 Here she comes!
蜜亞... ALL: Mia!
我沒空說話，我得拿回衣服 l'm really sorry. l can't talk. l have to go get my clothes.
我們把你的衣服拿來了 你需要暖和一下 Well, here. We've got your clothes. You'll be a lot warmer.
你們要幫我？ You guys want to help me?
是啊，賈許是個白癡 Yeah. Josh is such an idiot.
我們會幫你把風 We'll make sure no one bothers you.
謝謝你們，你們真好 Thank you. Um... That's really nice of you.
太好了，謝謝你們 This is so great of you. Thank you so much.
一切都很好 Everything's fine.
有人過來嗎？ MlA: ls anybody coming?
沒有 -No! -No!
我很感謝你們 MlA: Guys, l really appreciate this.
好，準備 Thank you.
她脫掉泳衣了 She's got her bathing suit off.
就是現在 OK, now! Princess, hi!
那是蜜亞公主的尖叫聲 REPORTER: That was the scream of Princess Mia.
走開，你們走開 Go away, all of you, please!
來，蜜亞 HARBULA: OK. Come here, Mia.
你們這些食人魚，退開 Piranhas, all of you! Back off!
我媽老叫我不能哭 HELEN: My mom always told me l couldn't cry...
她說我要成熟點 and told me to be a big girl...
但你受傷了，哭吧 but you've been hurt, so you just cry.
事情真的很糟 lt was really bad.
我的腳沒翹起來 My foot didn't even pop.
就在昨晚 SUKl: lt was just last night...
舊金山的公主在海邊參加派對 that San Francisco's own little princess... partied at the beach...
但一切走了樣 but what started out as innocent fun...
遊樂成了縱情狂歡 soon turned into allegedly too much fun.
以上是記者在現場的報導 This is Suki Sanchez for KPFW.
請你說句話吧 Please say something.
沒什麼好說的 CLARlSSE: Well, there's not much to say.
一張照片勝過千言萬語 A picture's worth a thousand words...
你卻有兩張 and you have two pictures.
我令家族蒙羞，對吧 l embarrassed the family, didn't l?
別太言過其實了，沒錯 Not to put too fine a point on it, yes, you did.
我想你胞拒頭銜 是明智的抉擇 l think you're making a wise decision... to abstain from the job.
我想... l suppose
我不會參加舞會了 l won't come to the ball.
你當然會，你還是家族成員 CLARlSSE: Of course you should come. You're still family.
不做公主並不表示被放逐 Just because you don't want to be our princess... doesn't mean we're sending you into exile.
你母親會來 朋友也已獲邀約 Your mother's planning to come. All your guests are invited.
海灘朋友除外 Except for your beach friends.
恕我失陪 Now, if you'll excuse me...
我要接見媒體，控制災情 l'm meeting with the press to do some damage control.
你可以進來了 You can come in now.
容我直言，這樣處理並不好 lf l may say so... that did not go very well.
公主這樣就好了？ ls this the way a princess should act?
我知道那男孩是在利用她 My information tells me that boy was using her.
那個吻是幌子 The kiss was merely a device...
好讓他出個短暫的鋒頭 so that he could get his 1 5 minutes of fame.
她朋友也在幫倒忙 And her friends didn't help, either.
管他是安娜、花娜還是芭娜娜 Anna, Falana, Banana, Bandana, Montana...
你在說什麼？ l have no idea what you're talking about.
她怎麼會無法明辨是非呢？ Why didn't she have enough common sense... to deal with this?
她才十五歲啊 She's only 1 5...
但今天，她表現的成熟穩重 but today, she acted beyond her years.
她優雅的接受你的批評 She showed great respect... and gracefully accepted your criticism.
你是說我這個皇后太苛責她了 You're saying that as a queen, l was too harsh on her.
我對我國下任統治者太嚴厲了 l was critical of the person... who could become the next ruler of my country.
不，我是指身為奶奶 No. l'm saying, as a grandmother...
你也許對你孫女太嚴苛了 you might have been too harsh on your granddaughter.
你認為她行嗎？ Do you think she can do it?
毫無疑問 Oh, l have no doubts, ma'am.
我也這麼想 l thought so, too.
What makes you different
Makes you beautiful
What's there inside you
接著 Shines through to me
「公主墜入愛河？ 勁爆內幕」 ln your eyes l see All the love l'll ever need
是賽蜜亞嘛 BO Y: Hey, it's Mia Thermopolips.
給我簽名照吧，賈許就給了 Can you autograph your picture? Josh did.
瀨嘴公主在哪？ Hey, there's Princess Pucker-up.
[Bell rings]
What makes you different makes you beautiful
What's there inside you
Shines through to me
ln your eyes l see
All the love l'll ever need
莉莉 Lilly?
我能跟你談談嗎？ Hey, can l talk to you for a minute, please?
能跟你談一下嗎，可以嗎？ Lilly, can l just talk to you for a minute? -ls that cool? -Sure. Let's talk.
好，來談，說什麼？ But about what, hmm?
你如何傷了我哥的心 讓我全程... How you broke my brother's heart... or how you stuck me with Jeremiah...
都跟傑瑞胡扯，選張牌吧... during my cable show doing... ''Pick a card, pick a card.'' Mwah mwah mwah!
抱歉，我忘了告訴你我到不了 l'm sorry, OK? l forgot to call you and tell you... that l couldn't make it.
你跟帥哥快樂航海 我卻得跟阿呆郁卒玩牌 So l was stuck with the Happy Houdini... while you make out with the Yachting Yahoo.
比喻的真好 Those are really good alliterations.
我不想討論這個 No! l don't want to talk about alliterations!
莉莉 我是來告訴你我很抱歉 Lilly, l came up here to tell you that l'm sorry!
抱歉搞砸了你的節目 我真的很抱歉 l'm sorry l missed your cable show... and l'm just really sorry.
我真不敢相信 LlLLY: l can't believe that you hung me up...
我為你做了這麼多 你卻放我鴿子 after all l did for you.
我幫你保密 l kept your royal secret.
知道那有多難嗎？ And do you know how hard it is...
在節目裏保密？ to have a cable show and keep a secret?
你倒很明白表示 You didn't keep it a secret from me...
你不想我當公主 how jerky you thought my being a princess was.
你如願了，我不當公主了 Well, congratulations. You got your wish. l'm not gonna be a princess.
真的？ You're not?
不是 No.
但我希望你當的 But l want you to be.
什麼？ What?
我不是有意的 l didn't mean it.
我只是妒忌你 The green monster of jealousy came out...
如果你成了萬人迷 because you were Miss Popular...
我會失去最要好的朋友 and l thought l was losing my best friend...
所以我生氣、失望又傷心 so l got angry and upset and hurt and...
我說過，我需要調整心態 l told you! l need an attitude adjustment.
實情是 But the truth is...
你當公主是個奇跡 you being a princess is kind of a miracle.
Whoa! No!
什麼奇跡，是惡夢一場 What miracle? lt's a nightmare!
不，想想看 No! Think about it!
我發現 我的節目只有12個人在看 l just found out that my cable show... only reaches 1 2 people.
想改變世界，卻只有微弱力量 Wanting to rock the world, but having zip power like me--
像我一樣，那才是惡夢 now, that's a nightmare.
但你不一樣 But you--Wow!
我是說... l mean...
有什麼不一樣？ MlA: What is so ''Wow''?
擁有影響力，讓人們傾聽 Wow is having the power to affect change... make people listen.
有多少青年能有此能耐 How many teenagers have that power?
你還想要什麼奇跡？ 這就是奇跡 What more of a miracle do you want? Well...
我們只要找到一個 不一樣的奇跡 we'll just have to find a different miracle.
不多，只要不一樣 Not more, just different.
聽著 Listen...
明晚是捷諾亞獨立紀念舞會 tomorrow night... is the Genovian lndependence Day ball...
為了彌補你，我邀你參加 and to make up for my missing your cable show... l'm inviting you.
希望你能原諒我 l hope you'll forgive me...
並出席舞會 and l hope you come.
我該穿什麼？ LlLLY: But what will l wear? MlA: [Squeals] Mmm! Yay!
不知，沒關係，你來就好 l don't know, but it doesn't really matter. l'm just happy that you're gonna come!
你可以當公主 LlLLY: Thanks. And you can be a princess.
我不行 你可以的 -No, l can't. -Yes, you can.
不行... 你可以... -Yes, you can. -No, l can't.
快點，縮小守備，快啊 Let's move it in. Move in! Let's go!
巴比，別講了 HARBULA: Bobby Bad, hang up the phone!
好，媽，我會去看牙醫 Yes, Mom. l'll go to the dentist after school.
我討厭他們縮小守備 l hate it when they move in like that.
蜜亞，這只是體育課 不是世界大賽 Mia, it's not a championship game. lt's not even a big game. lt's just gym class.
打中球，我不想當掉你 Just hit the ball. l don't want to flunk you in gym class.
你行的，眼睛盯著球 Come on. You can do it. Keep your eye on the ball.
沒錯，太棒了 CHEERLEADERS: That's all right! That's OK!
你一定能打中，加油，猛獅 You're gonna hit it anyway! Go, Lions!
拜託，那是球，又不是蛇 Come on, girls. lt's a ball, not a snake.
有點常識 Back in formation!
抱歉 l'm sorry.
界外球 沒關係，你碰到它了 Foul ball. lt's all right. You got a piece of it. lt's OK.
集中注意 Just focus.
集中注意... HARBULA: Focus. Focus.
蜜亞，記住，這只是遊戲 That's all right! That's OK! Come on, Mia. Remember, it's only a game!
雙眼盯著球 HARBULA: Keep your eye on the ball.
Go, Lions!
CHEERLEADERS: Grr-eat!
Let's go! Let's go!
蜜亞，要換海灘球嗎？ BOBB Y BAD: Would you rather hit a beach ball?
幫我叫份披薩 Order me a pizza, huh? Pepperoni. Uhh!
快跑，蜜亞 -Run, Mia!
好耶，快跑 -All right! Go! Go!
我要掛了 l gotta go. Get up!
起來，你在幹麼？ What are you doing? Get up!
一路跑回來，蜜亞 HARBULA: All the way, Mia!
賈許 Hi, Josh.
來吧 Come on, girl!
快 HARBULA: All the way, Mia! Come on!
得分，你過關了 Safe! And you passed.
蜜亞 Whoo! Mia!
很好，蜜亞，打的好 HARBULA: Nice job, Mia. Way to go!
門沒鎖，請進 Oh! Uh...it's open. Come on in.
麥可，你好嗎？ Michael! Hi. How are you?
什麼？ -What? -Little guy on your--
你的鼻子 Oh! Um...
莉莉有跟你說我打電話去... Did Lilly tell you that l called... because l...called.
我把你的車開來了 l brought your car.
謝了... Oh, thank you.
博士說有問題就打電話給他 Seven times l called. Doc said that he fixed what he could... and if you had any problems, give him a call.
好，你收支票嗎？ Oh, OK. Do you want the check now?
我有最後一筆款項 l have the last payment.
好，謝謝 Yeah. Thank you.
你會餓或渴嗎？ MlA: Are you hungry or thirsty?
不會，謝了 在這 MlCHAEL: No. Oh! Here it is. Um...look.
謝謝你幫我修車，你真好 Thank you so much for doing this for me. lt's really, really great of you.
我不是為你 l didn't do it for you. Doc lets the band practice.
博士讓我們練習修車 是啊... Right. Of course.
我幫忙修車 l help with the cars.
拿去吧 謝謝 Oh, here. Oh, thanks.
我知道你還在氣我爽約 l know you're still mad at me for blowing you off...
我真的很抱歉 and l'm really sorry l did.
我想補償你 But l am going to try to make it up to you.
怎麼做？ How? MlA: Well, l'm still going...
我會參加捷諾亞獨立紀念舞會 to the Genovian lndependence Day ball...
我邀你同行 and l'm inviting you.
很好玩的，我穿著這身禮服 lt could be fun, you know.
我喘不過氣，莉莉又有約會 l'm wearing this great dress that l can't breathe in... and Lilly's got a date.
賈許穿禮服比較帥 Josh looks better in a tux.
但是... But, see, it's...
我希望你是我身邊那一位 l really want you to be the one l share it with.
你不用穿禮服 You don't have to wear a tux.
你可以穿運動褲 You can wear sweatpants for all l care.
別擔心我 Don't worry about me.
我已自認是皇室廢棄物 l just consider myself royally flushed.
停止屠殺牛只，請簽名連署 LlLLY: Stop the bovine massacre! Sign up now and save a cow!
素食者也有權 學校餐廳供應豆腐 MlA: Hello. Vegetarians have right to eat special. Make Grove School more tofu-friendly.
去坐傑瑞旁邊，我馬上來 LlLLY: Hi. Go sit by Jeremiah. Be there in a minute.
她又戴那頂蠢帽子了 LANA: She's wearing that dorky hat again.
要看我變魔術嗎？ Hey, you want to see a trick?
不了，你在幹麼，寫小說？ No. Not right now. What are you doing? Writing a story?
不，我的投資上一季增值三成 Oh, well... my portfolio's increased... by 30%/ since the last quarter.
我想... Look what we have.
快看，一對白癡 The perfect nerd couple.
傑瑞跟蜜亞 Jeremiah and Mia.
傑蜜二人組 Oh! Miah and Mia!
阿傑，我朋友們想知道 Listen, Jere. My friends and l were wondering.
你穿的運動衫 The sweater you're wearing--
是你量身訂做的 was it designed for you...
還是縫紉機故障了 or did the knitting machine just blow up?
太陽眼鏡，姐妹們 Sunglasses, girls.
傑瑞的頭髮太刺眼了 lt's Jeremiah hair glare.
你是用魔術把頭髮變卷的吧？ ls one of your magic tricks your hair?
拉娜 -Hey, Lana? -Huh?
真可愛的啦啦隊制服 That is such a cute cheerleading outfit.
好端莊 lt's so clean-cut.
跟什麼都搭 當然 l bet it goes with anything. Of course it does! Aah! Aah!
你這個怪物 Mia, you're such a freak!
是啊，但總有一天 MlA: Yeah, l am, but you know what?
我會成長，而你永遠都是爛人 Someday l might grow out of that... but you will never stop being a jerk.
拉娜吃莽了... [Chanting] Lana got coned! Lana got coned!
拜了 -Mia! -Toodles. Lana got coned!
古主任，你看到她的行為了 Mrs. Gupta, did you see what she did to me?
沒有，抱歉 我剛才在開一個重要會議 Oh, no, honey, l'm sorry. l was in a very important meeting.
送乾洗吧 Send it out for dry cleaning. KlDS: Lana got coned!
這是你爸... CLARlSSE: lt's a present for your sixteenth birthday...
給你的16歲生日禮物 from your father.
我們在他遺物中發現的 lt was found among his possessions.
我生日再過兩周才到 My birthday's not for two weeks.
我知道，我要你在我走前收到 CLARlSSE: l know... but l wanted you to have it before we leave.
我過兩天就回捷諾亞了 l return to Genovia the day after tomorrow.
謝謝你 Thank you.
它鎖住了 lt's locked. lf you open the locket l gave you...
打開我給你的鏈墜，那是鑰匙 it becomes the key.
謝謝你帶來給我 Thank you for bringing it down here.
我同時也想為我說過的話道歉 CLARlSSE: l also came to apologize... for the way l spoke to you about the beach incident.
關於海灘事件 lt was judgemental of me.
我太嚴肅了，沒弄清事實 l didn't pause to verify the facts.
沒關係 That's all right, Grandma.
我一直認為這是個好主意 l've been thinking about it a great deal... and the truth is...
我認為你會是很棒的公主 l think you'd make a very fine princess.
人們以為公主只是戴著皇冠 You know, people think... princesses are supposed to wear tiaras...
嫁給王子 幸福快樂的生活直到永遠 marry the prince, always look pretty... and live happily ever after...
但不只如此，這是真正的工作 but it's so much more than that. lt's a real job.
你真的很特別，奶奶 You are an extraordinary person, Grandma...
但我無意當公主 but l don't think l'm meant to do this.
我會很怕 l would be so afraid...
讓捷諾亞的人民失望 that l would disappoint the people of Genovia...
我也無法忍受 and l couldn't bear...
再次讓你失望 to disappoint you again.
我說過，我對你有信心 Well, as l said... l have faith in you.
我是個作家 -l'm a writer. -Ah!
我寫肥皂劇 l write soaps-- soap opera. Mm-hmm.
看過「飛縛在天」嗎？ Did you ever see ''Middle House Road''?
沒 No. No, no.
它很紅的 lt's a big hit. l wrote a character just like you once.
我寫過跟你很像的角色 是個間諜 He was a spy.
我不是間諜 l'm not a spy.
那劇中人也這麼說 That's what the character said.
今晚見了 MlA: l'll see you tonight, then. CLARlSSE: Mm-hmm.
我要請你幫個忙 CLARlSSE: l do have one favor to ask.
請你向媒體正式宣佈 放棄頭銜 l need you to formally renounce your title...
就在舞會上 for the press at the ball, you know?
發表演說？ -Make a speech? -Mm-hmm.
以我跟媒體互動的歷史來看 Do you think that maybe... considering my history with the press...
你來講不是比較好？ it would be better if you did it?
蜜亞 Amelia, you wouldn't stop driving your Mustang...
你會因為擋風玻璃上 有幾隻小蟲 就不再開你的野馬了嗎？ just because a couple of insects hit the windshield?
你已進步許多，我會陪著你的 Besides, look how far you've come... and l'll be right there with you.
我會請喬瑟7點來接你 不用了 l'll have Joseph pick you up at 7:00. No. Um...
我答應讓媽載我去 l promised l'd let my mom drive me.
她一直很想載我去 參加第一次舞會 She wants to drive me to my first ball... or something.
好，那就舞會見了 All right. l'll see you there, then. Mm-hmm.
奶奶 Grandma?
對不起 l am sorry.
親愛的 Oh, my dear.
你永遠都是我的寶貝孫女 You are first and foremost my granddaughter.
別遲到了 CLARlSSE: Please don't be late.
Hold on, but don't hold too tight
Let go and soon it'll be all right
Don't run away from what your heart is sayin'
No
Be strong and face what you're afraid of
Come on, show 'em what you're made of
l know it's hard when your hope is gone
But you gotta keep holdin' on
Hold on
You're gonna make it
You gotta be strong now
謝謝你，爸，但是... Thank you, Dad, but l can't be a princess.
我不能當公主 也不能發表演說 l don't make speeches...
我不是奶奶 and l'm not Clarisse Renaldi and...
我做不到，我很害怕 and l just... l can't do it, OK? l'm scared.
喬瑟 CHARLO TTE: Joseph.
夏洛，卡娃小姐 Charlotte, Miss Kawa.
幸會 Nice to meet you.
抱歉，我得讓樂隊準備就緒 好的 Pardon me. l have to get the band ready. Of course.
你該去接蜜亞公主了吧 Should you be going to get Princess Mia?
蜜亞說她母親會載她來 Mia told Clarisse her mother would be bringing her.
海倫早到了，她說蜜亞在等你 Helen just arrived and said Mia was waiting for you.
她打算落跑 She's going to run.
來吧，小胖，該打包了 MlA: Come on, Fat Louie. Time to pack. Let's get your things.
小胖，你壓著什麼？ Louie, what have you got there?
走吧，我們要去旅行了 Come on, Louie. We're going on a trip.
我們來去科羅拉多攀巖 We're going to Colorado... where we can climb some real rocks.
我們一定要走，小胖 We are so out of here, Louie.
親愛的女兒 ''My dearest daughter...
今天是你16歲生日 ，恭喜 ''today is your sixteenth birthday. ''Congratulations.
我送你這本日記 ''l present you with this diary...
讓你記下你精彩的一生 ''to fill the pages with your special thoughts-- ''special thoughts of your wonderful life. ''
我們家族有個傳統 PHlLLlPE'S VOlCE: ''lt is a custom in my family...
在成員成年時，傳承智慧 ''to pass on a piece of wisdom when one reaches this age.
像我父親傳給我一樣地 傳給你 ''l pass it on to you as my father passed it on to me.
蜜亞，勇者並非無所畏懼 ''Amelia, courage is not the absence of fear...
而是判斷出 ''but rather the judgement...
還有比恐懼更重要的東西 ''that something else is more important than fear.
愚勇不可取 ''The brave may not live forever...
故步自封則一點機會也沒有 ''but the cautious do not live at all.
從今起，你將踏上旅程 ''From now on, you'll be traveling the road...
瞭解自己和自己的能耐 ''between who you think you are... ''and who you can be.
重點是你要自己完成它 ''The key is to allow yourself to make the journey.
我也想讓你知道 ''l also want you to know...
我很愛你母親，也常想起她 ''l loved your mother very much... ''and still think of her often.
生日快樂，蜜亞 ''Happy birthday, my Mia.
愛你的，父親 ''All my love, your father. ''
迷人的帕克伯爵夫人來了 NELSON: And there's Countess Puck of Austria... as the glamorous continue to arrive...
她已抵達舞會會場 at the Genovian lndependence Ball.
雖然氣候不佳 Despite the threat of rain...
出席人群中包括舊金山市長 the big turnout includes the mayor of San Francisco...
以及一個捷諾亞梨子雜耍師 and a Genovian pear juggler.
捷諾亞的未來 掌握在賽蜜亞手中 The future of Genovia... is in the hands of young Mia Thermopolis.
她今晚的決定 Her decision tonight will
將會影響皇后、宮廷 affect the queen, the court...
以及這靠爾小國的人民 and all the people of this small but proud country.
你想會下雨嗎？ Do you think it's gonna rain on us?
我從未被雨淋過 lt never comes down on Willie Brown.
Ha ha! Thank you.
撐傘 Umbrellas up!
梨子雜耍可以結束了 CHARLO TTE: And that's enough pear juggling.
旅行取消了，小胖 The trip is off, Louie.
太好了 Oh! Perfect.
拜託啊 Oh, come on. Come on, baby.
捷諾亞以其完美的藝術品味 聞名於世 LORD JEROME: Genovians, you know... are famous for their impeccable taste in art.
還有他們的起司 是可以拔絲的吧 Also for their cheese. Maybe it's string cheese.
別這樣 Don't do this, baby.
行了 Gotcha!
抱歉，羅先生 MlA: Sorry, Mr. Robutusen!
拿去，已經付清了 Here you go. lt's already paid for.
我沒叫披薩啊 l didn't order a pizza. l'm sorry about that.
一定是你，你叫摩麥可吧 No, you must've. Unless there's another Michael Moscovitz living here.
客戶來電，我們就送到家 We get a call, we deliver.
這是我們原則 That's our motto.
這披薩是你做的？ You don't make the pizza?
不...我只負責送 No, no. l just deliver 'em.
「對不起」
通行證，謝謝 你們是哪家媒體？ Press passes. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, hi. Where are you from?
青春年代 ''Teen Scene'' magazine.
很好 Oh, good, good.
皇后入場了 MAN: The queen has entered.
（外來語） [Repeating in different languages]
馮托肯他們有消息嗎？ Do we have any news on the Von Troken matter?
今晚就會有決定 lt'll be decided tonight, ma'am.
我想也是 l'm afraid so.
她在哪裏 她在某處，我不知道 Where is she?! She went somewhere! l know nothing!
不知道，過來 Nothing? Come here.
什麼？ Oh, what? What?
告訴我 Talk to me.
她往那邊去了，就在2分鐘前 She went that way, then that way. Two minutes ago.
謝謝你 Thank you very much.
有問題嗎？ Do we have any problems?
沒，很好，一切都很好 No. Everything's perfect. Perfect. lt's wonderful.
你不擅於說謊，夏洛 You're not very good at lying, Charlotte.
沒錯，陛下 No, l'm not, Your Majesty.
但花園很美 But the garden looks beautiful.
謝謝 Thank you.
「玫瑰」
拜託，寶貝，你辦得到的 Come on, baby. You can make it.
對了，快，對 Yes, come on! Yes!
不，拜託，繼續走 No. Come on, baby. Baby, please, come on.
蜜亞家電話沒人接 CHARLO TTE: There's no answer at Princess Mia's house...
喬瑟手機不通，天候的關係 and l couldn't get Joseph on the cell phone. There's too much static from the storm.
媒體在抱怨趕不上截稿時間了 The press is starting to complain... about making their deadlines.
她十分鐘內再不出現 我就宣佈 lf she's not here in 1 0 minutes, l'll make the announcement.
是的 CHARLO TTE: Yes, ma'am. lt's OK. She'll be fine.
沒問題，她會趕到的 She's gonna get here.
這是懲罰我沒有教練同車 無照駕駛嗎？ ls this punishment for driving without... a licensed driver in the front seat?!
我是隱形人，而且我濕透了 l am invisible and l am wet.
媒體在想... The press was wondering if it would be possible--
不，晚一點才能專訪 No. No interviews until later in the evening.
是 Yes, ma'am.
我們專訪馮托肯男爵夫婦 SUKl: And we're meeting Baroness and Baron Von Troken.
要是那年輕人拒絕公主頭銜 ls it true if the teenager refuses the princess-ship...
你們就會接管捷諾亞？ your family will take over the country of Genovia?
對，不是雷納昌的血親 就是我們 Yes. They must have a legitimate... Renaldi blood relative or we rule.
還沒到 No, ma'am.
那麼時間到了 [Sighs] Then it's time.
摘下星星放口袋 [Mia crying] Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket
別讓它消逝 Never let it fade away
你不是想落跑吧？ You wouldn't happen to be running away, would you?
什麼？ What? Dressed like this?
穿成這樣？ 我是要去參加舞會 No. l'm going to a ball.
很好 Good.
上車 Get in.
皇后陛下 MO TAZ: Her Majesty, the Queen.
我捷諾亞臣民和尊貴的來賓 CLARlSSE: My fellow Genovians and honored guests...
晚安 good evening.
抱歉延遲了一下，你們好 l apologize for the delay and--oh, hello--
容我歡迎... And may l say...
快，沒時間換衣服了 你很好 welcome to our grand Genovian lndependence Day ball. CHARLO TTE: There's no time to change.
美的很 You look fine. JOE: Pretty and fine. Just fine.
不能跑，請別跑開，很好 -Oh! -No running.
很好 -Please, no running. Good. -lt's nice.
...a very special moment.
謝謝各位耐心等候 Thank you so much for your patience.
我有事要宣佈，我孫女 l have an announcement to make. -My granddaughter-- -Ahem.
她來了... 我看見了 -She's here! -l see.
我想宣佈我孫女已經抵達 l would like to announce that my granddaughter has arrived.
我相信她能充分解釋她的裝扮 With a fascinating explanation as to her wardrobe, l'm sure.
她的髮型濕亮有型 She's styling a wet, sort of grunge-look hairdo...
穿著運動衫、牛仔褲和靴子 and is wearing a sweatshirt, jeans, and Docs.
蜜亞，你能說幾句話嗎？ Mia, would you care to say a few words?
可以 Um, yes.
我們幹麼不穿那樣 這樣穿好蠢 Why didn't we dress like her? We look like idiots.
謝謝你，陛下 Thank you, Your Majesty.
他們連禮服錢也要省？ Do you think they're trying to save money on the gown?
我是蜜亞 l'm Mia. Um...
雨停了 lt stopped raining.
準備戴后冠吧 Get your tiara ready. [Chuckles]
我不太會演講 l'm really no good at speechmaking.
通常，我會很緊張 Normally l get so nervous that l faint...
我會昏倒、落跑、甚至嘔吐 or run away or sometimes l even get sick.
但你們不需要知道那些 But you really didn't need to know that.
我已不再害怕 But l'm not so afraid anymore.
我父親幫助了我 My father helped me.
今晚稍早 Earlier this evening, l had every intention...
我滿腦子只想拒絕頭銜 of giving up my claim to the throne...
我母親 and my mother
幫助我，安慰我 helped me by telling me that it was OK...
支持我的決定 and by supporting me
一如往常地全力支援我 like she has for my entire life.
但是 But...
接著我在想... then l wondered how l'd feel...
拒絕公主頭銜後的感受 after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia.
我會鬆一口氣 還是感到悲傷？ Would l feel relieved or would l feel sad?
接著我發現 And then l realized...
我怎麼整天一直我呀我的 how many stupid times a day l use the word ''l.''
事實上，我一直都只為自己想 ln fact, probably all l ever do... is think about myself.
可悲的是 And how lame is that...
這世上有七十億人... when there are 7 billion other people on the planet--
抱歉，我說太快了 Ooh. Sorry. l'm going too fast.
但接著我想 But then l thought...
如果我能關心其他七十億人 if l cared about the other 7 billion out there... instead of just me...
我的時間會更有效的運用 that's probably a much better use of my time.
如果我是 捷諾亞公主 See, if l were Princess of Genovia...
那我的想法 還有許多聰明人的想法 then my thoughts... and the thoughts of people smarter than me...
更能傳遞出去 would be much better heard and just maybe...
也許這些想法也能付諸實現 those thoughts could be turned into actions.
所以今早我起床時 So this morning when l woke up...
我還是賽蜜亞 l was Mia Thermopolis.
但現在 But now...
我則永遠成為 l choose to be forevermore...
賽蜜亞雷納昌 Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi...
捷諾亞公主 Princess of Genovia.
希望你還沒訂購文具用品 l hope you didn't order your stationery yet.
這是我第一頂皇冠 This was my very first tiara.
我很喜歡它，希望你也喜歡 l was rather fond of it. l'm hoping you will be, too.
奶奶，你準備好了 Oh. Grandma, but you had it already.
你怎知我會來？ How did you know l'd even be here?
我在你身上看到 跟某人一樣的勇氣 Because l recognize the same spirit in you... as someone else l know.
誰？ Who?
我 Me.
你趕到了 Ah, you made it.
沒錯，大個子 You bet your life, you big, tall string bean.
波羅來整修門面了 Here. Paolo here to save the day.
捷諾亞 Genovia
我們的家園 The land l call my home
捷諾亞、捷諾亞 Genovia, Genovia
你的旗幟必將 Forever will your
永遠飄揚 banner wave
克萊麗皇后陛下 Her Majesty, Queen Clarisse...
和捷諾亞公主蜜亞殿下 and Her Royal Highness, Amelia, Princess of Genovia.
也許我們該讓你弄幹一下 l think perhaps we'd better get you dried off now.
謝謝你 [Giggles] Thank you.
蜜亞不再上演失蹤記 No longer does Mia stand for ''Missing ln Action.''
捷諾亞有了新公主 Genovia has a new princess.
鞠躬
他們想的跟我一樣 花園客滿了 They had the same idea l had... but now the garden is ''occupado.''
為何選我？ Why me?
因為你在我隱形時還看得見我 Because you saw me when l was invisible.
我雖是皇族，但與凡人無異 And just because l'm royal...
我還是一樣 我有時得住捷諾亞 doesn't mean l'm any different. Come on, l'm really the same person. Yes, l will have to live in Genovia...
但我還是會去上學的 but l'll still go to school and...
You showed me faith is not gone
l don't need wind to help me fly
Miracles happen once in a while
When you believe
You showed me dreams come to life
That taking a chance on us was right
All things will come with a little time
When you believe
親愛的日記 MlA: Dear diary...
今天是我第一天當捷諾亞公主 today is my first official day as Princess of Genovia.
再幾小時就降落了 We'll land in a few hours...
我將會接見民眾 並開始履行職責 and l'll meet the parliament and the people... before beginning my royal duties.
媽當然也會跟我一起 搬來捷諾亞 Mom is, of course, moving to Genovia with me...
她會繼續作畫，但不玩綵球了 and will continue painting-- without the balloons.
莉莉和麥可計劃暑假來皇宮玩 Lilly and Michael are spending their summer vacation... at our-- can you believe it--palace.
他們會帶我的野馬過來 They're even having my Mustang brought over...
我再過兩周就能合法開車了 which l can legally drive in two weeks.
奶奶很高興能回家 Grandma's so glad to be going home.
喬瑟一如往常地隨侍在側 And Joseph? Well, he's watching nearby as usual.
大家都對加冕禮有點緊張 我也是 Everybody's got pre-coronation jitters... including me.
小胖除外 Everybody, that is, except Fat Louie.
他很適應皇室生活 He's totally adapted to being a royal.
我想他一直都是這樣 l guess he was one all along.
公主，快看窗外 JOSEPH: Princess, look out the window...
歡迎來到捷諾亞 and welcome to Genovia.
Miracles happen once in a while
When you believe
You showed me dreams come to life
That taking a chance on us was right
All things will come with a little time
When you believe
[New song begins]
l know sometimes you feel
Like you don't fit in
And this world doesn't know
What you have within
When l look at you
l see something rare
A rose that can go anywhere
And there's no one l know that can compare
What makes you different
Makes you beautiful
What's there inside you
Shines through to me
ln your eyes l see
All the love l'll ever need
All l need of love
What makes you different
Makes you beautiful to me
So beautiful
What makes you
What makes you different
Makes you beautiful
To me
Everything you do is beautiful
Love is shining right through me
Everything in you is beautiful
Beautiful
To me
Ooh
Mm-mmm
Mm-hmm
l know that you're searching for answers
Afraid that you'll be left behind
But you can't rush time
You got to wait in line
ln time, the answers you'll find
You'll get your wings at the right time
Each of us must learn how to fly
Gotta move on from what's breaking your heart
Don't let your life pass you by