抓住她 华生 Grab her, Watson.
- 华生 快跟上 游戏还没完呢! - 好 - After her, Watson. The game's afoot! - Right.
谁在威胁你? who's threatening you?
歇洛克·福尔摩斯和华生医生 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
东西带了吗? Do you have it?
真有这个必要吗? Really think it's necessary?
最好作这手准备 Best to be prepared in situations like these.
我们总是落后一步! 就一步! We're always one step behind! Just one step!
好像他事先就知道我们的一举一动! It's as though he knew what we were gonna do before we do it!
你想对苏利文小姐做什么? What do you want with Miss Sullivan?
华生? Watson?
斯蒂尔传奇 第二季 第二十二集
斯蒂芬妮·金伯里斯 饰 劳拉·霍尔特
皮尔斯·布鲁斯南 饰 雷明顿·斯蒂尔
侦探游戏
抓住她 华生 Grab her, Watson.
- 华生 快跟上 游戏没完呢! - 好 - After her, Watson. The game's afoot! - Right.
嗨! Hey!
嗨 警官! Hey, officer!
警官! Officer!
好了 我们走 All right. Let's go.
你们怎么才来呀? What took you so long?
霍尔特小姐的花 Flowers for Miss Holt.
搞什么 No kidding.
放哪儿? Where do you want us to put 'em?
别挑战我的耐心 Don't tempt me.
又来了一大坨 Another load has just arrived.
真的吗? Really?
该把它们放哪儿呢? Where shall I put them?
房间都满了 We've been through that.
我的办公室现在连个花骨朵都搁不下 My office simply won't hold another bud.
放斯蒂尔先生那儿如何? What about Mr. Steele's?
这几天来看 斯蒂尔先生不怎么待见这些花 I don't think he's too fond of flowers these days.
瞎说 米尔翠 谁会不喜欢鲜花呢? Nonsense, Mildred. Everyone loves flowers.
跟我来 Follow me.
就放这里面吧 You can put them right in here.
放桌子上 就这 Put them on the desk. Here.
好看吧? Aren't they lovely?
非常漂亮 Overwhelming.
这会子来多少吨了? How many tons does that make now, hmm?
我都数不清了 I've lost count.
这次有署名吗? Any signature this time?
一如从前: 您神秘的崇拜者 The same as before: "Your secret admirer."
哼 我最受不了 Hmm. If there's anything I can't stand,
这种藏头缩尾的家伙了 it's someone who doesn't reveal his true identity.
卡片上说什么? What does it say?
不方便告诉你 I'm afraid I can't tell you.
这词句非常的...暧昧 It's far too intimate.
斯蒂尔先生! Mr. Steele!
暧昧? 都够得上色情了 Hmm. This is close to pornography.
没羞没臊! The pervert!
尔之色情 彼之诗情 One man's pornography is another man's poetry.
你怎么不说这是"草叶集"呢? This is hardly Leaves of Grass.
不介意的话 If you'll excuse me,
我要去自己办公室里慢慢欣赏了 I think I'll read these in the privacy of my office.
头儿 你可不能就这么认输 You can't take this lying down, chief.
得和那家伙对着干哪! You gotta fight fire with fire.
那你要我怎么做 米尔翠? 送她一根红杉吗? What do you want me to do, Mildred? Send her a redwood?
雷明顿·斯蒂尔事务所 Remington Steele Investigations.
我看看他在不在 Uh, I'll see if he's here.
有位洛基·苏利文找你 A Rocky Sullivan for you.
让他留言 这会子 Take a message. At the moment,
我可没心情去应付什么洛基 I'm not in the mood for someone named Rocky.
是妹子哦 It's a her.
我是斯蒂尔 Uh, Steele here.
你们得把我从这弄出去 You gotta get me out of this place.
你怎么想到给斯蒂尔先生打电话? What made you call Mr. Steele?
废话! Are you kidding?
报纸上他的照片比保罗·纽曼还多 (美国著名演员 赛车选手 慈善家) His picture's in the paper more then Paul Newman's.
哈罗 很高兴见到你 Hello. Nice to meet you.
真让人困扰啊 劳拉 This is terribly embarrassing. Laura.
走到哪儿都会被人认出 I can't go anywhere without being recognized.
管好眼前的事再吹吧 斯蒂尔先生 To the matter at hand, Mr. Steele.
苏利文小姐 你电话里说自己有危险 You said on the telephone that you were in danger, Miss Sullivan.
你最好相信这点 You better believe it.
谁在威胁你? Who's threatening you?
歇洛克·福尔摩斯和华生医生 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
我知道听起来很荒唐 但这是真的! I know how it sounds, but it's true!
他们闯进了我的公寓 They busted into my apartment,
一直把我撵到星光大道上 and they chased me down hollywood boulevard...
两人开一辆很大的老式轿车 方向盘在左边 In a big old car with the steering wheel on the wrong side.
噢 那个 呃--你能想到为什么 呃-- Oh? Do you, uh-- do you have any idea why, uh--
歇洛克·福尔摩斯和华生医生要伤害你呢? Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson would want to harm you?
我怎么知道? 我连福尔摩斯的电影都没看过 How should I know? I don't even go to their movies!
那个交给你了 劳拉 I think that's for you, Laura.
你今天怎么样啊? And how are you today?
苏利文小姐 你是不是希望我们调查此事? Do you want us to investigate, Miss Sullivan. Is that it?
是的 不过首先把我从这弄出去 Yeah, sure, but first get me out of here.
我在里塞得区一个酒吧里找了份临时工作 I got a gig at this club in reseda.
那可是我三个月来头一份 It's the first job I've had in three months.
如果我不露面 他们会开了我的 If I don't show up, they'll can me!
好吧 这事我们会认真调查 Oh, well, we'll certainly look into the matter.
一有实质进展就回来向你报告 And report back as soon as we have something concrete.
在此期间 你就在这好好休息 In the meantime, try and get some rest
别靠近星光大道了 and stay off Hollywood boulevard.
你待得倒是轻松 Easy for you to say.
又一个现代文明的牺牲品 Tragic the toll modern civilization takes on one.
我是说 那些冷冰冰的 I mean, surrounded by a cruel,
文字处理机 自动柜员机 还有汽车都能和你说话 impersonal world of word processors,
整天被这么个世界包围着 automated tellers, cars that talk to you--
不发疯才是怪事呢 It's a wonder we don't all go bonkers.
很显然 她在脑海中幻想出了福尔摩斯和华生 I mean. Obviously, in conjuring up Holmes and Watson,
其实这可怜的女人只是想重返童真时代 that poor woman was merely trying to return to a-- to a simpler time.
那辆是劳斯莱斯吗? Would that be a Rolls-Royce,
20年代末30年代初的车型? late '20s, early '30s vintage?
- 的确是个老古董 - 而且很大 - It certainly is old. - And big.
而且方向盘在左边 And the steering wheel's on the wrong side.
这种设计不多见 劳拉 Only for some, Laura.
回去? Shall we?
我是福尔摩斯 现在是上午十点二十七分 Holmes here. It is precisely 10:27 A.M.
苏利文小姐可让我们一顿好追啊 She's led us a merry chase,
不过我们已经在郡立医院发现了她的下落 But we have tracked Miss Sullivan to the county hospital.
不用说 又是为了躲我们的新花样 No doubt another ploy to escape us,
不过我保证 日落前我们就会逮到她 But I guarantee she'll be ours before the day is out.
抱歉叨扰 你有见到歇洛克·福尔摩斯和华生医生吗? Uh, excuse me. Have you seen Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson?
你们是来探病呢 还是住院啊? Are you visiting or checking in?
他的意思是 你有看到两个 What he means is, did two men dressed
打扮得像福尔摩斯和华生的男人过去吗? like Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson come through?
哦 干嘛不早说? Oh, well, why didn't you say so?
你看到了? You've seen them?
没有 No.
我们要和精神科的主管说话 We'd like to speak to the chief of your psychiatric department.
- 我打赌你们迟早会的 - 拨电话! - I'll bet you would. - Dial.
东西带了吗? Do you have it?
真有这个必要吗? Really think it's necessary?
最好作这手准备 Best to be prepared in situations like these.
希望这衣服合你的身 I hope they fit all right.
我随便在架子上抓了一件 I had to grab the first thing off the rack.
相信我 比起那该死的拘束衣 Believe me, it's a hell of a lot more comfortable
这舒服太多了 than that straitjacket.
嘿 你们怎么把我弄出来的? Hey, how'd you guys manage to spring me anyway?
我们给你作了担保 We simply vouched for your veracity.
这合法吗? Is that legal?
我们告诉医生 你的故事是真的 We told the doctors your story was true...
又托了些关系 找人帮了点忙 and pulled a string here, called in a favor there.
可我以为你们不相信我呢 But I thought you didn't believe me.
是不相信 We didn't.
- 什么让你们改了主意? - 那个 - So what changed your mind? - That.
别嚷嚷 Don't gape.
让猎人察觉到自己成了猎物就不好了 It's bad form to let the hunter know he's become the hunted.
去哪儿 霍尔特小姐? Where to, Miss Holt?
找个死胡同晃晃如何? How about a nice leisurely drive down a blind alley?
首先得把我的小猪猪领回来 But first I want to go get my hog.
抱歉 我们这儿不收宠物 Sorry. We have no facilities for pets.
她是说摩托车 She means her motorcycle.
美国人的俏皮话啊 好吧 弗雷德 我们去取车 Oh. Colorful language, american. Okay, Fred. Take it away.
你去帮洛基取回她的"小猪猪" You help Rocky reclaim her hog.
我原路折回 然后给我们的朋友来个两面夹击 I'll double back, catch our company in a pincer.
是不是很喜欢啊? Don't you just love it?
劲风扑面 500CC的怪兽在腿间轰鸣 The wind in your face, 500 C.C's throbbing between your legs.
喜欢 不过坦白说 苏利文小姐 Yes, well, quite frankly, Miss Sullivan,
我更喜欢那些做成了培根的猪 I prefer my hogs in the form of bacon.
看在上帝的份上 能慢点吗? 这可不是"死亡飞车2000"啊 ("死亡飞车" 史泰龙1975年出演) For god's sake, slow down, will ya? This isn't Death Race 2000.
呃 记住啊 这个是刹车 这个是离合器 Uh, now remember, that's the brake, and that's the clutch.
要慢慢的松开 Let it out smooth and easy.
蓓恩求我教她怎么驾驭我的"小猪猪" Yes. Been beggin' me to teach her how to drive my hog.
去巷子里 去巷子里 Down the alley. Down the alley.
好了 歇洛克 下车吧 All right, Sherlock, out you get.
我警告你! 退后! Stay back. I warn you.
你们想对苏利文小姐做什么? What do you want with Miss Sullivan?
华生? Watson?
空枪! Blanks!
这他妈到底是怎么回事? What the hell's going on here?
这是个游戏 It's a game.
游戏? 什么意思? What do you mean, "Game"?
我们在玩一个神秘之旅的游戏 We're on a magical mystery tour.
我叫霍华德·艾普斯 在加州大学圣塔芭芭拉分校教创意写作 I'm Howard Epps. I teach creative writing at uc Santa Barbara.
这位是我妹夫 乔治·霍夫曼 That's my brother-in-law, George Hoffman.
我在染料行业工作 I'm in industrial dyes.
我们花了五百块扮成自己最喜欢的侦探形象 For $500, we got to impersonate our favorite fictional detective
并追查一起案子 and pursue a case.
你是说 你们花钱穿成这幅模样 You mean, you pay someone for dressing up like that?
噢 我们组了个兴趣小队 Oh, we got a fun group on this trip.
包括原先生 马普尔小姐和菲利普·马洛 There's Mr. Moto, Miss Marple, Philip Marlowe.
苏利文小姐是怎么卷进来的? Where does Miss Sullivan fit into all of this?
我们还以为她是游戏的一部分 We thought she was part of the game.
你瞧 游戏中我们都要去找一个嫌疑犯 You see, we each have a suspect to locate.
苏利文小姐就是我们的目标 Ours was a Miss Sullivan.
我们拿到了她的地址和相貌描述 We were given a description and an address.
是啊 也许是魔鬼本人把她找出来的 Yeah. Had the devil's own finding her.
她跑得比贝金斯卡车还快 (美国运输公司 成立于1891年) She's made more moves than Bekins.
我们看到你们俩冲进小巷子里 Naturally when we saw you two storming down the alley,
自然而然地就以为你们也是游戏的一份子 we thought you were part of the game too.
毕竟花了五百块呢 总指望有点新鲜刺激的不是 After all, for $500, one does expect a little excitement.
你们在追查的这个案子-- This case you're working on--
完全是虚构的 不过还是挺有趣 Oh, it's completely invented, but nonetheless wonderful.
有色情 勒索还有自杀 It's filled with sex, blackmail, suicide.
所有让生命有意义的东西都齐活了 All the things that make life worth living.
不 你瞧 在这个案子里 No, you see, in this one,
一位体面的银行家挪用了七十五万美元 a respected banker has embezzled $750,000.
在银行查账前两天-- And two days before the bank examiners are due--
他自杀了! he kills himself!
我可不太沾惹这种案子 Doesn't sound like much of a case to me.
可那笔钱也从此下落不明 Ah, but the money was never recovered.
你瞧 根据我们的剧本 他一直在被人敲诈 You see, according to our scenario, he was being blackmailed...
因为他和一名三流女演员有染 because of an involvement with a third-rate actress.
怎么说话呢 歇洛克? Watch it, Sherlock.
噢 苏利文小姐 Oh, Miss Sullivan,
请您务必记得 You must remember that
这只是我们虚构的疑犯 that was the profile of our fictional suspect.
我们以为您是在扮演她 And acted, we thought, by you.
哼 我确实是名女演员 Well, I am an actress,
我有临时演员证明哦 and I've got my screen extras card to prove it.
这看上去还有点亦假亦真嘛 Yes, well, there seems to be a monumental mix-up here.
我们希望你能带我们找到埃迪·卢卡斯 And we were so hoping that you'd lead us to Eddie Lucas.
埃迪·卢卡斯? Eddie Lucas?
- 你认识他吗? - 不! 怎么可能! - Do you know him? - No! How could I?
你没听歇洛克说吗 他就是个虚构角色 You heard Sherlock. He's a made-up person.
抱歉弄脏了你的地毯 这些玻璃杯太滑了 Sorry about the rug. These glasses do tend to get slippery.
听着 我得去准备自己的节目了 Listen, I gotta get ready for my show.
非常感谢你们的帮助 你们可真是好心人哪 I want to thank you all for your help. You've really been bricks.
把账单寄给我 虽然我肯定付不起 Just send me the bill. I'm sure I can't pay for it,
不过管它呢 我会尽力而为的 But what the hell, I'll give it my best shot.
埃迪·卢卡斯在你们的剧本里是个什么角色? Just what part does Eddie Lucas play in your scenario?
类似莫里亚蒂 (莫里亚蒂教授 福尔摩斯的死敌) Oh, he's the Moriarty of the piece,
勒索计划的幕后主使 the brains behind the blackmail scheme.
谁先找到他 谁就赢了这场游戏 Whoever finds him first wins the game.
还有奖品哦 福尔摩斯 千万别忘了奖品! And the trophy, Holmes. Don't forget the trophy!
- 我们最好还是打个电话 承认自己的错误 - 说得对 - Well, we'd better phone in and admit our mistake. - Oh, yeah.
嗯 很抱歉把你们卷进了这些荒唐事儿 Well, sorry to involve you in our little folly,
- 斯蒂尔先生 霍尔特小姐 - 无妨 - Mr. Steele, Miss Holt. - No harm done.
你们要给谁打电话? Who do you call?
神秘热线 The mystery hotline.
无论何时 只要一找到疑犯 Each player has to report in
玩家就得电话上报 告知精确时间 whenever he locates a suspect, noting the precise time.
不介意的话 能告诉我号码吗? Do you mind if I had their number?
我会留给你们的秘书 I'll leave it with your secretary.
太好了 加油啊 伙计们 Okay. Well, cheerio, chaps.
加油! 再见 Cheerio. Good-bye.
很高兴见到你们 拜拜歇洛克 Nice to meet you. Bye-bye, Sherlock.
- 还有华生医生 - 再见喽 - Dr. Watson. - Good-bye.
你想干什么? Just what do you think you're doing?
噢 只是想在案子里头一次当回家而已 Oh, just getting the first lead in our case.
什么案子? What case?
关于那位虚构角色 Didn't Miss Sullivan's reaction to
苏利文小姐的反应你不觉得奇怪吗? a supposedly fictitious character strike you as odd?
我觉得相当奇怪 Miss Sullivan strikes me as rather odd.
嗯哼 我相信这场神秘之旅 Yes, well, I'm convinced there's something more here
幕后还别有隐情 than a magical mystery tour going on.
不介意我提醒你一下吧? Need I remind you that
没有人雇我们去调查这个 no one has hired us to investigate any of this?
对这种成年人扮演侦探的游戏 Well, aren't you at all intrigued by grown gentlemen
你不感到好奇吗? playing at detective?
一点也不 你忘了吗? Not in the least. You forget,
我可是与这种人朝夕相处哦 I live with that every day.
估计米尔翠已经查到了那个号码的位置 Oh, well, then I suppose once Mildred traces that phone number,
我自个去好了 I'll just have to go it alone.
很高兴你决定和我同来 霍尔特小姐 Delighted you decided to join me, Miss Holt.
对了 一定是巴里 Of course. Barry.
巴里? 谁是巴里? Hmm, barry? Who's barry?
是位律师 刚加入了十楼的范斯坦与范斯坦事务所 Attorney. He just joined Feinstein & Feinstein on 10.
我曾和他共乘过电梯 I've shared an occasional elevator with him.
呃 你--你觉得他就是那个神秘的崇拜者? Oh, you, uh-- you think he might be your secret admirer?
大有可能 It's a distinct possibility.
他那个人执着得很 He's terribly persistent.
哼 相当简朴啊 Hmm. Definitely a no-frills operation.
没什么东西 Huh. Sparse.
我是马洛 下午一点三十五分 This is Marlowe. It's 1:35 in the afternoon.
花了我十块大毛 It cost me a sawbuck,
总算从这个饶舌司机那拿到了文斯·帕帕斯的线索 but this cabbie with a busted beak put me onto Vince Pappas.
据他最后所知 帕帕斯正为一位英格拉姆将军开车 Last he heard, Pappas was chauffeuring for a general Ingram...
在圣塔莫妮卡那边 somewhere in Santa Monica.
我会去查清楚 稍后再来报告 I'll check it out and get back to you later.
仔细想想 也可能是瑞克 Then again, it might be rick.
瑞克又是哪位? Who's rick?
六楼的一位神经科医生 The neurologist on six.
你都干过些什么啊 全楼拉选票吗? What have you been doing, canvassing the building?
这里是可敬的原先生 The honorable Mr. Moto at your service.
现在是下午三点十七分 It is exactly 3:17 P.M.
非常荣幸地向您报告 我已找到了伯纳德·盖格 I am most pleased to report that I've located Bernard Geiger.
他在圣塔莫妮卡大道9625号开了一家摄影工作室 He runs a photography studio at 9625 Santa Monica boulevard...
化名伯纳德·格雷森 under the name Bernard Grayson.
我现在要去那里继续神秘之旅了 I am on my inscrutable way there now.
三点十七分--就是十分钟前 3:17-- ten minutes ago.
如果我们抓紧点 可能还能逮着那位可敬的原先生 Hmm. If we hurry, we might be able to catch the honorable Mr. Moto.
够了 够了 这事儿太离谱了 Now, now, this has gone far enough.
劳拉 你的冒险精神跑哪去了? Laura, where's your sense of adventure,
你的推理直觉呢 探索真相的渴望呢? your taste for mystery, your desire to find the truth?
回办公室吧 Back at the office.
别担心 那位神秘的崇拜者不会飞走的 Don't worry. I'm sure your secret admirer isn't going anywhere.
我只是想趁他没老到只能崇拜之前 把他给找出来 I just want to find him before he's too old to do anything but admire.
有什么喜欢的吗? See anything you like?
半小时二十五美分 租用器材的话再加十块 It's 25 bucks for a half hour. Equipment's $10 extra.
您和这些撩人的模特儿可以在私密空调房里 Anything that you and the voluptuous model work out in the privacy of
为所欲为 就你们俩独处 your own air-conditioned cubicle is strictly between yourselves.
喜欢这个? Like that equipment?
当然罗 摄像机不需要我教你怎么用吧? Of course, I don't have to tell you about cameras, now do I?
追踪你花了我不少力气 盖格先生 I've had the most difficult time tracing you, Mr. Geiger.
我叫格雷森 The name's Gayson.
冲洗这些照片的工房见钱眼开 The lab that processed this photograph was gracious enough to
给我提供了你最近的地址 supply me with your last known address.
两年前你开了这家工作室 This is quite a long way from the portrait studio
经营得不错嘛 you opened up two years ago,
不用说 那笔勒索的赃款你也有份吧 no doubt with your share of the blackmail money.
我不知道你在说什么! I don't know what you're talkin' about!
也许这个能让你回想起来 Perhaps this will refresh your memory.
嗨 这玩意你从哪得来的? Hey, where did you get that?
这不重要 盖格先生 That would be a meaningless revelation, Mr. Geiger.
你现在所能做的 Now, all there is left for you to do
就是老实告诉我 埃迪·卢卡斯在什么地方 is to tell me the whereabouts of Eddie Lucas.
你给我出去! Hey, get out of here!
你以为自己是谁啊 大摇大摆地跑过来-- Who do you think you are, coming in here like th--
滚出去! 听见了吗? 给我滚! Get out of here! Did you hear me? I said, get out of here!
- 嘿 别这么粗暴啊 伙计! - 滚出去 - Hey, not so rough, buddy! - Get out of here.
埃迪? 呃 我是盖格 Eddie? Uh, Geiger.
是的 我知道不该给你打电话 不过-- Yeah, I know I'm not supposed to call, but--
听着! 他们知道那次诈骗的事儿了 Listen! They know about the scam.
他们手头甚至还有洛基和马克的照片 They even have a picture of Rocky and the Mark.
我不知道 一个小个子东方人 I don't know. Some little oriental guy
穿得像从老电影里走下来的 dressed like he's out of an old movie.
想从我这你打听的下落 He wanted me to tell him where to find you.
当然没有! 你当我是什么人啊? Of course! What do you take me for?
听着 埃迪 Listen, Eddie.
洛杉矶我也待腻了 This town's gone sour.
我觉得现在是时候 I was thinking now is as good a time as any...
去别的地方碰碰运气 for me to try my luck somewheres else,
只是 呃 我得弄点本钱 Only, uh, I could use a little stake.
我就是想 如果你能给我个五千块... Well, I was thinking, uh, five grand...
如果你大方点的话 一万也行 or maybe 10 if you're feeling generous.
这不公平 你活得潇潇洒洒 It ain't fair that you make out so well
我在这垃圾小店里混得都快破产了! and I lose my shirt on that lousy portrait studio!
你有想过吗? How do you think you'd feel
如果你的真实身份突然曝光 会如何呢? if people suddenly found out who you really are?
不不不 不是那样的 No. No, no, nothing like that.
不 他们没在我这拿到任何信息 No, no, they'd never find anything from me.
我就是声音大了点 I was just wondering out loud.
麦克阿瑟公园 Macarthur Park.
阿尔瓦拉多入口 晚上八点 Alvarado entrance. 8:00.
我猜 那就是原先生吧 Mr. Moto, I presume. Mm-hmm.
嗯 我们在这等着 看他想做什么 Well, let's wait and see what he's up to.
这太荒唐了! This is ridiculous!
我们回去吧 Let's go home.
可原先生明显还没着急行动呢 Mmm. Mr. Moto is apparently in no hurry to move.
因为他是在玩游戏 你也是 He's playing a game. Then so are you.
哦? Oh?
别以为我不知道为什么 Don't think I don't know why
你雷急火急跑来办这个不存在的案子 you're so anxious to pursue this nonexistent case.
不就是想粘着我 好不让我发现 You just want to keep me occupied so I won't discover...
送花给我的到底是谁吗? who's sending me those beautiful flowers.
你确认那不是你自导自演的游戏 You sure you're not playing a game of your own,
虚构一个幽灵爱人来刺激我? pitting your phantom lover against me?
你是说我故意让你吃醋? Are you suggesting that I'm trying to make you jealous?
嗯 不是吗? Well, aren't you?
绝对不是 Absolutely not.
真遗憾 其实蛮有效的 Pity. Because it's working.
我不知道你这话能不能信啊 I don't know if I can handle all this honesty in one sitting.
劳拉 这个 呃-- Laura, this, uh--
这个猥琐诗人出现 对我或许也是件好事 This poet of the obscene might be a blessing in disguise.
它让我明白 你对我有多么重要 He's made me understand how very much you mean to me.
过来 Come here.
若我提议为那位神秘崇拜者举杯喝彩 会不会不太地道? Would it be in bad taste to raise a toast to my secret admirer?
如果不和我举杯的话 是不地道 Only if I'm not there to share it with you.
你作主吧 Well, it's up to you.
见鬼! 一不做二不休吧 What the hey. In for a penny, in for a pound.
埃迪 Eddie.
埃迪? Eddie?
太棒了! 盖格哥 你这尸体演得真他妈像 Dynamite! You make a hell of a corpse, Geiger.
他死了 真死了! He's dead. For real!
我觉得这不只是神秘之旅了 I don't think this comes with the tour.
嗨 两位 你们来听我唱歌的吗? Hey, neat. You guys come to hear me sing?
某种意义上 是的 In a manner of speaking.
我可不是真做女侍应哦 只是找点乐子而已 I'm not really a waitress. I just do this for kicks.
我想是时候告诉我们埃迪·卢卡斯的真相了吧 I think it's time you told us the truth about Eddie Lucas.
每次听到他名字 You have a disturbing habit of doing
你都会失手打翻东西哈 that every time his name is mentioned.
只是有点紧张而已 Just naturally nervous.
伯纳德·盖格这个名字也会影响你的平衡性吗? What does the name Bernard Geiger do for your equilibrium?
或是文斯·帕帕斯 Or Vince Pappas?
我告诉过你们 这些人我根本不认识 I told you. I don't know any of those people.
我这人喜欢深居简出 现在连电话号码都换了 I live a very sheltered life. Now I gotta change for my number.
要不我们先坐下吧? Shall we, um, sit down?
- 啊 斯蒂尔先生 霍尔特小姐 - 你们好 - Ah, ah, Mr. Steele, Miss Holt. - Hello.
我们收到了你们的留言 如你所见 全员到齐 We received your message, and as you can see, we're all here.
差不都全员 原先生看来稍迟了些 (约翰·菲利普斯·马昆德笔下的日裔侦探) Well, almost all. Mr. Moto seems to be a trifle tardy.
那么 容我来介绍我的同伴 Now, may I present my colleagues?
马普尔小姐 (阿加莎·克里斯蒂笔下的安乐椅神探) Miss Marple.
真名是露丝·甘珀兹 莫德斯托来的 Actually, Ruth Gompertz from Modesto.
我丈夫愿意宽容我小小的幻想脱线 My husband allows me these little flights of fantasy.
菲利普·马洛 (雷蒙·钱德勒笔下的硬汉派侦探) And Philip Marlowe.
有何高见 朋友? What do you say, pal?
约翰·维金斯 John Wiggins.
知道我喜欢马洛什么吗? You know what I love about Marlowe?
他自行其是 从来不看任何人的脸色 See, he don't take shinola from nobody.
你瞧 卖保险的麻烦就在于此 See, that's the trouble with selling insurance.
你不能告诉人们你对他们的真实感觉 You can't tell people what you really think of 'em.
我很好奇 你们的装扮不会引人侧目吗? I'm curious. Doesn't your attire attract a lot of attention?
噢 这就是洛杉矶最有意思的地方 Oh, that's the wonderful thing about Los Angeles.
没谁会盯着人看 Nobody looks twice.
一定是因为电影 他们以为我们在演什么角色 Must be the movies. They just assume we're filming something.
嗨 伙计们 抱歉我来迟了 Hi, gang. Sorry I'm late.
雷明顿·斯蒂尔 劳拉·霍尔特 我来介绍-- Remington Steele, Laura Holt, may I present--
- 温斯顿·坂田 - 认识你很荣幸 - Winston Sakata. My pleasure.
温斯顿? Winston?
嗯 我父母希望我尽可能像个美国人 Well, my parents wanted to be as American as possible.
可除开名字之外 其余的他们也无能为力 They couldn't do anything with the last name,
所以就给我取了个"温斯顿" but they hung Winston on me.
伙计们 伙计们 Gang, gang,
你们真该去看看今晚为我安排的那出好戏! You should've seen the show they put on for me tonight!
真是精彩 精彩至极啊! It was awesome, truly awesome!
一开始 我高深莫测地对盖格施压 First, I muscled Geiger in my most inscrutable way.
他就慌了 给埃迪·卢卡斯打电话 准备和他会面 Well, he panics. He calls up Eddie Lucas and sets up a meeting.
我跟着他到了麦克阿瑟公园 然后-- 砰!砰! I follow him to Macarthur park and-- blam, blam!
盖格被干掉了! 卢卡斯驾车逃之夭夭 Geiger's bumped off, and Lucas speeds off in a car.
于是我跳进我心爱的帕卡德 紧随其后 Well, naturally I hop into my trusty Packard and take off after him.
不过 呃 还是在高速路口把他给追丢了 I, uh, lost him on the freeway interchange.
可我抄下了他的车牌 But I did manage to get the license number.
了不起 原 真是出彩! Bravo, Moto. Good show!
- 太棒了 - 谢谢 - Good show. - Thank you.
温斯顿 斯蒂尔先生和我是私家侦探 Winston, Mr. Steele and I are private investigators.
真正的侦探 Real investigators.
你们当时也在公园 You were at the park.
你称之为伯纳德·盖格的那个男人 真的被枪击了 The man that you call Bernard Geiger was really shot.
噢 得了吧 Oh, come on.
他死了 温斯顿 He's dead, Winston.
你追的是真正的杀人犯 You were chasing a real murderer.
我的天哪! My god!
我们需要那个车牌号码追踪凶手 We'll need that license number to trace the killer.
没问题 嗯 号码是6 9-- Why, of course. Um, it was six, nine--
不不不 我想想-- No, no, no. Let me see, um--
9 6--我想是9-- Nine, six-- I think, nine--
别着急 温斯顿 会想起来的 Relax, Winston. It'll come to you.
伙计 这一切搞得我晕头转向 不过我写了下来 Boy, all this reality is really rattling me. But I wrote it down.
在哪儿? Where is it?
放回家里了 我回家换了件衬衣 Oh, back at the house. I stopped to change shirts.
那好 别担心 等会我们和你一起回去拿 Yes, well, don't worry. We'll go with you later and pick it up.
你们大家怎么加入这个游戏的? How did you all get hooked into this little game?
在推理爱好者杂志上有这么个广告 Well, there was this ad in mystery buff magazine.
看上去好像很带劲 It sounded like a hoot.
我们把钱寄过去 We sent in our money,
一周之后收到了一个邮包 and a week later there came a packet in the mail...
里头有剧本 和让我们追踪的嫌疑犯情报 With the scenario and the suspect we were to find.
女士们先生们 让我们欢迎在西柯维纳 And now, ladies and gentlemen, direct from six smash weeks...
希尔顿酒店登台六周 引起轰动的女歌手-- at the West Covina Hilton, your singing songstress,
珊蒂·史蒂文斯小姐 Miss Sandi Stevens!
现在后悔的是谁呀? Who's sorry now?
后悔的是谁? Who's sorry now?
是谁打破誓言 让谁心痛难寐? Whose heart is aching for breaking each vow?
是谁在伤悲-- Who's sad and--
一如我曾为你流泪 Just like I cried over you.
感情已终了 Right to the end.
只能作朋友 Just like a friend.
我曾告诫过你呀 I tried to warn you somehow.
你自己选的路 You had your way.
后果自己来背 Now you must pay.
看你伤悲后悔 其实我心已醉 I'm glad that you're sorry now.
好像又有人想在游戏里横插一脚了 Looks as if another player just joined the game.
失陪 Excuse us.
- 我宰了你! - 不要! - I'll kill you! - No!
希望我们能留着小命来回忆这个 I hope we live to talk about this!
抓好他! Get him!
住手! 住手! Stop it! Stop it!
退后! Stand back!
谢谢! 谢谢! 谢谢各位乡亲啊! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, one and all.
英雄仗义 及时出手 A most heroic and timely intervention.
斯蒂尔 那混蛋是谁? Who was that blighter, Steele?
霍尔特小姐和我会查清楚的 Miss Holt and I are about to find out,
所以我建议各位还是回大厅去 so I suggest you go back to your table,
或者更好一点 直接回家 or better yet, run along home.
当然罗 温斯顿你留下来 You, of course, winston, shall stay behind.
从现在开始 交给我们这种专业人士吧 We professionals must work it out from here.
我相信这位女士 I trust you ladies are relatively
应该没有骨折内出血什么的吧 free of any broken bones or internal bleeding.
那个想抓你的人是埃迪·卢卡斯吗? Was that Eddie Lucas who tried to grab you?
那是文斯 Uh-uh. That was Vince.
- 文斯·帕帕斯? - 我前夫 - Vince Pappas? - My ex.
你和那头狗熊结过婚? You were married to that?
吓死人吧? Scary, ain't it?
- 是她! - 谁? - That's her! - Who?
照片上那个女人 The girl in the picture!
什么照片? What picture?
这个 This picture.
你从哪拿到的? Where did you get this?
这就是我寻找盖格的线索 It was my clue to find Geiger.
这个下流无耻的王八蛋! Why, that lousy, conniving creep!
谁啊? Who?
埃迪! Eddie!
这是埃迪·卢卡斯? Is this Eddie Lucas?
不 这人来我工作的俱乐部里玩过 Nah. He's a guy who used to come in a club I used to work
好几年前的事儿了 a couple years ago.
自称叫亚瑟·布朗 He called himself Arthur Brown.
表演之后 他经常会买我的酒 He used to buy me drinks after the show.
有一段时间 我曾在家里为他准备过早餐 Once in a while, I'd fix him breakfast at my place.
不是你们想的那么回事 他岁数不小了 No, nothing like that. He was kind of old.
我可不希望他得个马上风什么的 I didn't want him to die on me or anything.
有一天埃迪来找我 Eddie came to me one day
说布朗先生真名亚瑟·福勒 and said Mr.Brown was really Arthur Fowler...
是红杉市一家银行的负责人 who ran a bank in redwood city.
还说他是只来钱的肥羊 Said he was a valuable source of capital.
埃迪就喜欢说这种不着边的事 Eddie liked to talk fancy like that.
他想让我给亚瑟下个套 He wanted me to get Arthur in the sack,
你懂的 这样他就能拍几张照片 you know, so he could take pictures.
嗯哼 很明显你确实下了 Mm-hmm. Apparently you obliged.
我和他说: 没门! 亚瑟对我那么好! I told him no way! He was too nice a guy to do that to.
一直彬彬有礼 从来不对我用强 我很喜欢 He was always a gentleman, never made a move on me. I like that.
这么说 可能是埃迪伪造了这张照片 Then perhaps it was Eddie who doctored this photograph.
嗯 很有可能 而盖格就是操刀者 Well, it can be done, and Geiger was just the guy to do it.
文斯·帕帕斯和埃迪·卢卡斯是什么关系? What's the relationship between Vince Pappas and Eddie Lucas?
文斯为埃迪开车 办事 He drove for him, ran errands...
也许还有其他恶心勾当 and probably a lot worse.
洛基 也许你最好去我家住 Maybe you'd better stay at my place, Rocky.
帕帕斯能找到你一回 就能找第二回 If Pappas found you once, he can do it again.
好的 不过我先得收拾几件衣服 Okay. But first I gotta get some clothes.
一切向钱看哈 埃迪! "Anything for a buck" Eddie!
近朱者赤 近墨者黑 When you run with swine, you begin to resemble a pork chop.
做得漂亮 温斯顿 我是说你抄下车牌的事 Excellent work, Winston, in getting that license number.
你真这么想? You really think so?
噢 是的 当然 水准一流 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. First rate. First rate.
这让我们离凶手近了一大步 It'll certainly go a long way to catching our killer.
知道不? 也许我不应该再玩 You know. Maybe I ought to stop fooling around
这种扮演侦探的小把戏了 with this make-believe detective stuff...
而是作一名真正的-- And become a real--
噢 原先生 Oh, Mr. Moto.
安静点! Quiet!
- 她人呢? - 怎么回事? - Where is she? - What is it?
起来! Come on. Get up.
起来 你给我起来! Come on. Get up. Come on.
他在哪!? Where do I find him?
- 文斯·帕帕斯在哪? - 我不知道 - Where do I find Vince Pappas? - I don't know.
你不是因为欠揍还和他结过婚吗! You were married to him, for cryin' out loud!
那是多年前的事了 That was years ago.
住手! Stop it!
帕帕斯和埃迪·卢卡斯有联系 Pappas is connected to Eddie Lucas.
我要找埃迪·卢卡斯 你就是唯一的线索 I want Eddie Lucas. You're the only link I have.
你放开她! Let her go!
出了什么事? What happened?
那个小个子的好好先生 A nice little man is talking about
正说自己要作一名侦探 真正的侦探 becoming a detective, a real detective,
可他永远都没法把话说完了 only he never finishes the sentence
因为有人朝他开了两枪! because somebody pumps him with two bullets.
温斯顿? Winston?
他临死前还想着用血写下那个车牌号码 he died trying to write that license number in his blood.
上帝啊 Oh, god.
我发誓 如果知道文斯在哪 我一定会告诉你的 I swear, if I knew where Vince was, I'd tell you.
埃迪·卢卡斯呢? What about Eddie Lucas?
我都两年没见过他了 I haven't seen him for two years.
听着 回家吧 Look. Go home.
睡得着的话 好好休息一晚 Get some sleep, if you can,
明天早上 我们再来讨论这件事情 And we'll hit this thing full bore in the morning.
如果你真要去找埃迪 小心点 If you do find Eddie, be careful.
他喜欢任意伤人 哪怕只为了取乐 He likes to hurt people just for the fun of it.
中奖了! Jackpot!
亚瑟·福勒 红杉市国民银行的董事长 Arthur Fowler, president of redwood city national bank,
两年前自杀身亡 committed suicide just over two years ago.
联邦银行账务核查发现 Federal bank examiners found...
有七十五万美元被挪走了 that $750,000 had been siphoned...
在几个月之内 转入了多个公司账号 from various corporate accounts over a period of several months.
头儿 你有更好的想法吗? Now do you have a better opinion of computers, boss?
显而易见 有人在利用这些推理爱好者 Obviously somebody is using our mystery buffs
来调查是谁敲诈了福勒 to ferret out the people who blackmailed Fowler
逼得他挪用公款 into embezzling the money.
米尔翠 福勒有家人吗? He have any family, Mildred?
有个女儿 艾格尼丝 A daughter, Agnes.
看看能否找到她的下落 See if you can track her down.
没问题 你算找对人了 You got it. You push the right button,
没什么料是计算机扒不出来的 And there is nothing these computers won't cough up.
我们一听到消息就赶来了 Oh, we came as soon as we heard.
我们向各位保证 斯蒂尔先生 We assure you, all of you, that Mr. Steele...
会竭尽全力找出凶手 will do everything in his power to find the person responsible.
告诉他吧 霍华德 Go on, Howard. Tell him.
虽然对可怜的温斯顿来说太晚了 但我们意识到 Uh, we realized, unfortunately too late for Winston,
是我们自己昏了头 that we're in over our heads.
我们来这 是希望你不要再查下去了 We've come to ask you not to pursue this any further.
大家都不希望良心上再背更多血债 We don't want any more blood on our collective conscience.
就这样算了? Then that's it?
大家散伙 回去过正常生活? We all go back to our normal routines?
也许日后在深夜秀看到原先生的电影 Perhaps shed a tear whenever there's
还会流上几滴眼泪? a Mr. Moto movie on the late show?
可我觉得 温斯顿不该落得如此下场 你们说呢? Somehow I think Winston deserves better than that, don't you?
被派去找文斯·帕帕斯的人是你吧? You were the one assigned to find Vince Pappas, weren't you?
是的 其实我几乎找到了 Yeah, and I almost had him too.
是的 你瞧 他曾经给圣塔莫妮卡 Yeah, you see, he used to work as a chauffeur
一名退役将军做过司机 for some retired general in Santa Monica.
我去找他 I went to see him,
可老家伙五个月前得肺炎死了 but the old guy died of pneumonia five months ago.
线索断了? End of trail?
没有 将军他老婆让我查阅了他的文件 No. See, his wife let me thumb through his papers.
被我找到一封信 I came across this letter that
是将军两年前写给帕帕斯的 the general had written for Pappas two years ago.
好像帕帕斯打算开个自己的租车公司 It seems that Pappas wanted to open up his own limousine service,
可他在警方有案底 but on account of his police record,
在担保方面有些麻烦 he was having trouble being bonded.
所以将军写了封信 So the general whipped off one of those
说"他一直是个诚实的人" 诸如此类的 "He was as honest as the day is long" Letters.
你还记得那个租车公司的名字吗? Do you remember the name of the limousine service?
呃-- Uh--
是的 "圆顶" 圆顶豪车租赁 Yeah. Dome. Dome limousine service.
干得不错 马洛 真不赖啊 You're not bad, Marlowe. Not bad at all.
失陪了 Excuse me.
斯蒂尔先生! Mr. Steele!
你不过是怒火攻心 才要去找帕帕斯的麻烦 You go up against Pappas with nothing more than your anger,
你说温斯顿是个好好先生 and I'll be making the same speech
我看你也差不多 about you that you just made about Winston Sakata.
你有何建议呢 霍尔特小姐? Any suggestions, Miss Holt?
我想在你们这租一辆车 Yes, I'd like to engage one of your limousines.
还需要一个司机 Oh, and I'd like to request a driver.
文斯·帕帕斯 Vince Pappas.
他什么时候离开的? When did he leave?
你有地址吗? Do you have an address?
嗯 也许是我丈夫叫他去了 Well, maybe it was my husband who called.
是的 是的 是我家 亲爱的一定是想给我个惊喜 Yes, yes, that's us. My little sweetie must've beat me to it.
是的 非常感谢 Oh, yes. Thank you very much.
有其他人叫了文斯·帕帕斯的车 Someone else just requested Vince Pappas.
欧几里得路1250号 弗雷德 加大油门冲吧 1250 Euclid, Fred, and don't worry about conserving energy.
帕帕斯 Pappas.
头骨下方中弹! 该死! Bullet hole in the base of the skull. Damn it!
杀手一定是坐在他身后 The killer obviously sat directly behind him...
冲他后脑勺冷静地开了一枪 and calmly shot him in the back of the head.
看来是卢卡斯正在抹杀会把他牵连到 It appears Lucas is eliminating everyone
那起挪用公款案件的人 who could link him to the embezzlement.
我们总是落后一步! 就一步! We're always one step behind! Just one step!
好像他事先就知道我们的一举一动! It's as though he knew what we were gonna do before we do it!
敏锐的观察啊 斯蒂尔先生 Astute observation, Mr. Steele.
也许有谁看见从车上下来的人了 Maybe somebody saw who got out of the car.
我们去左邻右舍查查吧 Let's start checking the neighborhood.
这事交给你 I'll leave that in your capable hands.
你要去哪儿? Where are you going now?
埃德温·劳顿投资
鄙人向各位通报 Prompted by yours truly,
盖格安排了一次和埃迪·卢卡斯的会面 Geiger has just arranged a meeting with Eddie Lucas.
在麦克阿瑟公园 阿尔瓦拉多入口 Macarthur park, Alvarado street entrance.
晚上八点 8: 00.
喂 米尔翠 Yes, Mildred.
你在哪? Where are you?
我可能已经找到了那位狡猾的卢卡斯先生 I may have found the elusive Mr. Lucas.
我这边好像也有发现 I may have found something too.
有进展的话 我会通知你 I'll let you know if it leads anywhere.
别冲动啊 Just don't do anything rash.
这算是 呃...专业建议吗 霍尔特小姐? Is that, uh, professional advice, Miss Holt?
也有少许私人关心 斯蒂尔先生 Along with a dash of personal concern, Mr. Steele.
我向你保证 我会小心翼翼的 I assure you. I'll be the soul of discretion.
是的 美女 麻烦帮我叫他听电话好吗? Yeah, be a love and page him, will you?
好姑娘 谢谢你 That's my girl. Thank you.
我们到这来干什么? 你干嘛穿成这个样子? What are we doing here, and why are you dressed like that?
卷进这鬼案子的 人人都有双重身份 Everybody else in this bloody case has more than one identity.
我也不能落后啊 I didn't want to feel left out.
我们来这是因为办公室的人说 他正在玩高尔夫 We're here because his office said he was enjoying a round of golf.
- 谁啊? - 那就得你来告诉我了 希望如此 - Who? - That's what you're going to tell me, I hope.
埃德温·劳顿 有您的电话 Edwin Lawton, telephone please.
埃德温·劳顿 有您的电话 Edwin lawton, telephone please.
天哪! Oh, my god!
埃迪·卢卡斯? Eddie Lucas?
再见了 See you around.
别动 姑娘 我要让他好好看看你 Stay, girl. I want him to get a good look at you.
你疯了吗? Are you crazy?
他刚杀了文斯 下一个可能就是我 He just killed Wince, and I'm probably next.
不错 可在这儿他不敢做什么 Yes. But he's not going to do anything here.
别那么肯定 埃迪从来就不怕人多 Don't be too sure. Crowds never bothered Eddie.
他一看到你 你就回阁楼里去 Once he's seen you, go back to the loft,
把门锁好 钥匙藏起来 知道吗? lock the door and swallow the key. All right?
埃迪 老伙计 近况如何啊? Eddie, old sport. Hey, how's it going, mate?
我们以前见过吗? Don't tell me I know you.
没有 可你虽不认识我 可重点是我认识你啊 Yeah, but I know you, and that's what counts.
我的小鸟天天念叨 都听腻了 Got an earful from my bird.
你的小鸟? Your bird?
是啊 她有一支美妙的歌儿 唱的就是你的事儿-- Oh, yeah, she sings a sweet song about you--
关于你啊 盖格啊 帕帕斯什么的 All about you and Geiger and Pappas...
在那个银行家老头子身上榨了不少油水吧-- Putting the squeeze on that banker geezer--
他叫什么来着? what was his name now?
福勒 对对对 亚瑟·福勒 Fowler. That's it, Arthur Fowler.
你是什么人? Who are you?
陶德 强尼·陶德 Uh, Todd's the name. Johnny Todd.
陶德先生 我根本不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about. Mr.Todd
投资人埃德温·劳顿 真是个很好的身份 Edwin Lawton investments has a real nice ring to it,
我的意思是 若是敲诈者埃迪·卢卡斯 but I mean, Eddie Lucas, blackmailer,
和这儿你那些个阔佬朋友 就有点不搭了 是吧? might strike a sour note with some of your rich friends here, eh?
还敢胡说八道 有你小子好看 You might have a tough time selling that.
放松点 兄弟 放松 Stroll on, my son. Stroll on.
关键时刻可不能失态 对不对? I mean, never done a stretch in time in nick, old love?
随便谁都能检查你的指纹 I mean, anyone who can run a check on your fingerprints
然后揭发你的真实身份 and not come up with your real name-- ooh!
银行三点关门 我们四点见 如何? Banks close at 3:00, so I'll see you at 4:00, okay?
在洛基的公寓 带好五万块哟 Rocky's apartment. Come up with 50 big ones.
北坎特韦尔大街1620号 1620 North Cantwell Drive.
我们喝杯下午茶 We'll have a pot of tea,
也许还能吃几块美味点心呢 怎么样 埃迪? maybe some nice fairy cakes. All right, Eddie?
四点 4:00.
你跑这儿来干什么? What are you doing here?
和你一样--等那个杀手 Same thing you are-- waiting for our killer.
他会来的 会来的 He'll come. He'll come,
手持射杀其他人的那把枪 and he'll bring the gun he used on the others.
然后我们就能抓住他了 Then we'll have him.
别再对我做这种事 Don't ever do that to me again.
- 什么事 - 抛下我独个离开 - What? - Take off like that.
如果我们是搭档 那就要有搭档的样子 If we're going to be partners, let's act like partners.
为什么 劳拉 你这是前所未有的让步啊 Why, Laura, that's a seminal admission on your part,
不再坚持我们相互平等了? conceding that we're equals.
我没说平不平等 就说搭档关系 I didn't say we're equals, just partners.
明白了 某些搭档比其他搭档更平等 是吧? (语出"动物农庄": 所有动物都是平等的 但某些动物比其他动物更平等) I see. Some partners are more equal than others, are they?
马普尔小姐 Oh! Oh, Miss Marple.
你不该上这儿来 You shouldn't be here.
霍尔特小姐给我留言 Miss Holt left a message...
说埃迪·卢卡斯要被逮捕了 that Eddie Lucas was going to be apprehended.
所以你早早过来占个好位子? Come early for a good seat?
我们都有理由来看他为自己的罪行付出代价 We all have a certain stake in seeing him pay for his crimes.
你希望看他付出什么样的代价? And how do you want to see him pay?
像其他人那样 挨颗子弹吗? Like the others, with a bullet?
劳拉 你这话太刺耳了吧? Laura, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
你觉得刺耳吗 马普尔小姐? Do you think it's harsh, Miss Marple?
或者你更愿意我称你为露丝 Or would you prefer that I call you Ruth?
莫德斯托来的露丝·甘珀茨对吧? Ruth Gompertz from Modesto, wasn't it?
冷静 劳拉 冷静点! Steady, Laura! Steady!
见过艾格尼丝·福勒 Meet Agnes Fowler.
亚瑟·福勒的女儿? Arthur Fowler's daughter?
把枪扔地上 斯蒂尔先生 Yours on the floor, Mr. Steele.
踢过来 慢慢的 Kick it over here, gently.
她就是那杀手 Is this our killer or
还是这混乱的案子里另一个乱入者? merely another twist in an already dizzying case?
有时老派侦探工作也会有收获 斯蒂尔先生 Sometimes good old-fashioned detective work pays off, Mr. Steele.
有人目击一个年轻女子从帕帕斯的车里下来 A young woman was seen leaving Pappas's limousine.
这让我产生了一个想法 That started me thinking,
于是我重听了那些推理爱好者的行动电话录音 and I played the tapes of the mystery buffs calling in their progress.
发现马普尔小姐从没报告过任何行动 I realized Miss Marple wasn't on any of them.
为什么呢 我很好奇 然后得到了一个结论 I began to wonder why and came to the conclusion...
她不上报信息 因为她就是收集信息的人 It was because she was the one picking up the messages.
这也是为什么杀手会在公园里等着盖格 That's why the killer was waiting for Geiger in the park.
因为温斯顿恪尽职守 I mean, Winston was dutifully calling
电话通报了会面的时间和地点 in the times and places of the meetings.
还有帕帕斯--当我们得知他开了圆顶租车公司时 And Pappas-- she was in the office when we learned
她也在办公室里 he operated the Dome limousine service.
你那时怎么干的? What did you do?
请米尔翠让你打个私人电话吗? Ask Mildred if you could use the phone in private,
然后请求租车服务 把帕帕斯引了过去 Then ask the limo service to deliver him?
一位年轻美女坐在身后 他没有起一点疑心 He didn't suspect a thing when a sweet young lady sat behind him.
可是温斯顿呢? 为什么要杀他? But why Winston? I mean, why kill him?
天地良心 我也不想的 Well, Lord knows, I didn't want to.
可我虽然毁了他抄下的车牌 But even though I destroyed that license number he'd written down,
他还是可能会记起来 我不能冒这个险 I couldn't take the chance he'd eventually remember it.
我要做的事 绝不能让任何人破坏 No one was going to stop me in what had to be done.
现在只要收拾掉埃迪·卢卡斯 Now all that's left is Eddie Lucas.
我父亲就可以安息了 Then my father can rest in peace.
你父亲和洛基·苏利文从来就没有什么桃色纠葛 Your father was never sexually involved with Rocky Sullivan.
照片是伪造的 That picture was faked.
他和我说了 Oh, he told me that.
但到头来这并不重要 But in the end, it didn't matter.
霍尔特小姐 我父亲是个非常骄傲的人 My father was a very proud man, Miss Holt,
以他在社区中的地位为荣 Proud of his position in the community,
以他的事业和成就为傲 Proud of all that he had accomplished.
想到会被公众戳脊梁骨 The thought of being held up to that
这压力对他来说太沉重了 kind of public debasement was just too much for him.
可能是埃迪·卢卡斯 That could be Eddie Lucas.
接电话 Answer it.
好吧 Okay.
哈罗 我是强尼·陶德 Yeah. Hello. Johnny Todd.
我 呃 已经取了钱 I, uh, got the money,
不过这会办公室有点小事情 But I'm a little tied up at my office.
要不你和洛基到我这跑一趟吧? Why don't you and Rocky swing by here?
你知道我办公室在哪吧? You know where it is, don't you?
知道 我知道 Yeah. Yeah, that I do.
到时候见 I'll see you when I see you.
好的伙计 再见 All right, mate. Ta-da.
"夜长梦多" (亨弗莱·鲍嘉和劳伦·白考尔主演 1946年上映) The big sleep.
什么? What?
杀手给鲍嘉设了个陷阱 The killer sets a trap for Bogart.
第一个出门的人就会被枪击 Whoever walks through the door first is shot,
只有鲍嘉知道这个圈套 only Bogart knows it's a trap,
所以他逼得杀手跳出门外 被自己的手下干掉了 So he forces the killer out, and he's gunned down by his own men.
我敢打赌 这会子卢卡斯先生就在门外守株待兔呢 I'll wager that Mr. Lucas is waiting outside that door right now.
- 叫警察吧 - 不 - Call the police. - No.
你觉得我们还能在这坐多久? How long do you think we can sit here?
快结束了 霍尔特小姐 It's almost over, Miss Holt.
你要去哪? Where are you going?
我父亲过世后 There's been nothing much to my life...
我的生活也成了一片空白 since my father died.
这样你们就能逮捕卢卡斯了...以杀人罪 You can have Lucas... for murder.
不! No!
- 掩护我 - 什么? - Cover me. - What?
- 尽力而为吧 别打到我就行 - 上吧 - And do your level best not to hit me. - Go.
她可真是个傻女人啊 She was a real dizzy dame, wasn't she?
炮制了一个神秘之旅的骗局 Cooking up that whole mystery tour
只是为了给父亲报仇 just to avenge her father's death.
利用我们去帮她找那些人 Quite ingenious though,
其实也算是独出心裁 using us to find the people she held responsible.
现在她可以长眠于挚爱的父亲身边了 And now she'll rest beside her beloved father.
悲伤的结局 凄惨的人生哪 是吧先生们? Hmm. A sad end to an even sadder life, eh, gentlemen?
怎样 喜欢这身吗 兄弟们? Well, how do you like it, boys?
漂亮极了! Absolutely stunning!
令人激动 简直是心潮澎湃 苏利文小姐 Evocative. Highly evocative, Miss Sullivan.
嗯 我们已经邀请洛基 Yeah, we've invited Rocky
来下一次推理爱好者舞会表演 to perform at the next mystery buffs ball.
我会先给他们跳上几段瞧瞧 I'm going to give them a sample of my act,
因为前几天晚上这几位就没看到嘛 since they didn't get to see it the other night.
我们已准备好大开眼界了 苏利文小姐 We're prepared to have our socks knocked off, Miss Sullivan.
各位日安 Good day to you all. Good day.
啊 霍尔特小姐! Ah, Miss Holt!
关于您那位神秘的崇拜者 有何进展呐? Any progress on unmasking your secret admirer?
我拜托米尔翠和她可靠的电脑 I had Mildred and her trusty computer...
查遍了城里最好的花店 check out some of the better florists of the city.
是嘛 是嘛 有什么收获啊? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. And what did it come up with, eh?
- 账单-- - 哦? - A bill-- - Oh?
- 3000美元-- - 哎哟 - For $3,000-- - Oh.
记的事务所的账 签名人是你 Charged to the agency and signed by you.
真的吗 劳拉? 我是说 干嘛我要这么做呢? Oh, really, Laura. I mean, why would I do that, hmm?
这样你就会吃醋 会和我吵架 So you could become jealous and fight for me.
这样你就会知道我对你有多重要了 So you could realize how much I mean to you.
可非得用这种拐弯抹角的鬼办法吗? What better way to have your cake and eat it too?
对我精心炮制的这份大礼 Aren't you the least bit flattered
你多少还是有点受用吧? that I care so much to create such an elaborate ruse?
- 那也不值三千块啊! - 好吧 那么-- - Not three thousand dollars' worth. - Okay. Now--
霍尔特小姐 都是送给你的 These just came for you. Miss Holt.
外面还一大把呢 There's bushels more outside.
搞什么? 你这套开场白还没唱够啊? Really. Hasn't your gambit gone far enough?
劳拉 我发誓 这个可不是我送的 Laura, I swear to you. I didn't send these to you.