202 203 202, 203.
你好 曼尼 Hi, Manny!
你好 特瑞莎 Hi, Therese.
法蘭克 Frank!
快醒醒 Wake up!
法蘭克 過來 Frank, come on,
我有一個好消息要告訴你 I have something wonderful to tell you.
快過來 我得到神啟了 Hurry, I've had an epiphany!
知道這是什麼嗎 Do you know what this is?
茄子? Eggplant?
解放 Liberation.
不行 想都別想 No, no, no.
重生 Rebirth.
就算把全國的凡士林給我塗上也不行 Not with all the King's Vaseline.
自由 Freedom!
插不進去 That won't fit.
-法蘭克 -操你媽 加拉格 - Frank... - Fuck you, Gallagher.
我今天走到了曼尼的蔬菜車 I made it all the way to Manny's produce truck today--
一共214步 214 steps.
我當時只想多走上10步 I went to just do my extra ten steps,
結果我看到茄子 一排排的甜菜 and then I saw the eggplant and the rows of beets
和有機南瓜 and the organic squash,
然後我就奔它們過去了 and I just kept going.
曼尼開始搞"有機"了嗎 Manny's pushing organic now?
這僅僅是一個開始 This is just the start.
媽逼 裝什麼中產階級 The scourge of gentrification.
過不了幾天他准得吆喝起貓屎培育的咖啡 Next he'll be hawking that coffee grown in cat shit.
法蘭克 Frank,
我能購物了 I am shopping,
我為國家經濟做了貢獻 I am part of the economy,
我找回了我自己 I am myself again.
你看我 Here we go.
今天 走到蔬菜車 Today, a grocery truck;
明天 走遍全世界 tomorrow, the world.
完蛋了 凱文 It's over. Kevin.
我還以為恐曠症是終生不愈的呢 I always thought agoraphobia was permanent,
就跟孤獨症和愛滋病一樣 like autism or aids.
她將重新融入社會 開始工作 She'll be out in the world, she'll go back to work,
她會知曉所有真相 she'll learn the truth.
知道你是個蠢貨酒鬼 That you're a raging alcoholic?
知道你欠所有人的錢 Who owes money to everyone?
還上了她女兒 Who's had sex with her daughter?
都他媽記不住 算你媽性交啊 It's not sex if you can't remember it.
擦 這麼說你還是處男呢 法蘭克 Well, then you're a virgin, Frank.
幾個禮拜後她就會把我一腳踢出去 Gonna be out on my butt in weeks.
你為什麼不跟自己的孩子住在自己的家裡 Why don't you just live at your real home with your real family?
我不喜歡他們 他們也不喜歡我 I don't like them and they don't like me.
法蘭克還在我家蹭過半年床呢 Frank squatted at my place for six months.
最後我沒轍了 用催淚瓦斯把他熏出去了 Finally bought tear gas, smoked him out.
我謊稱自己染了陰虱 才把他哄走 I gave myself crabs to get him out of my place.
他離開不是因為陰虱 It wasn't the crabs,
而是你的空空如也的冰箱 it was your empty fridge.
笑吧 笑吧 Laugh, laugh.
如果嘲笑我能讓你們實現自我價值 If laughing at me is good for your self-worth,
盡情笑吧 算是我送的禮物 laugh on. My gift.
-凱文 -來啦 安東 - Kevin. - Yo, Antoine.
給我來杯朗姆酒 Hurt me with some rum.
又想酒後駕車送貨是吧 Delivering meals on drunk wheels again?
就剩一單未送了 Only one delivery left.
送完再來喝吧 Go do it and come back.
最後一單是多蒂·柯洛尼斯的 My last delivery is to Dottie Coronis.
我可以走著送過去 I can walk there from here.
-醜逼女怎麼了 -別那麼叫她 - What's wrong with Butterface? - Don't call her that.
我有一陣子沒見到她了 I haven't seen her in a while.
她為什麼一直裝病啊 W-why's she pretending to be sick?
她躲起來好在萬聖節出來嚇孩子 She's hiding her face from children till Halloween.
上帝倒是給了她傲人的奶子和迷人的雙腿 God gave her one hell of a rack and legs to die for, though.
除了那張醜逼的臉 But her face!
你們都會下地獄的 You're all going to hell.
醜逼女到底怎麼了 What's wrong with butterface?
她得了慢性消化不良症 She had chronic indigestion.
因為她每天都喝波本威士忌啃大雞巴 From her steady diet of bourbon and dick.
她去做檢查了 She got it checked,
結果發現自己得了一系列心臟病 discovered she had a bunch of heart attacks.
她的心肌完蛋了 Her heart muscle is toast.
如果不換新的就只有幾個月可活 Months to live unless she gets a new one.
我靠 Shit.
交了那麼多年養老金 All those years of paying into a city pension
卻沒人認領 and no one left to collect.
法蘭克 Frank!
利亞姆 想吃冰棒的話 Liam, if you want a Popsicle,
就給我看看你的手 show me your hands.
利亞姆 把手拿出來 不然沒"冰爽"哦 Liam, hands off your package or no treat.
摸雞雞他已經很爽了 Touching it is his treat.
我要自己住 I need my own room
利亞姆得搬出去 without Liam.
我上班要遲到了 I'm late for work.
-卡爾 別玩了 -我無法和一個 - Carl, quit it. - I can't share a room
全天候勃起的人在一起 with someone in a constant state of arousal.
我馬上就要成為一個女人了 I'm going to be a woman soon.
別玩了 Hey, enough.
法蘭克已經出去住好幾個月了 Frank's been gone for months.
你搬進法蘭克的房間住 利普住你的 You move into Frank's room, lip takes yours,
伊恩 卡爾 利亞姆住在一起就行了 Ian and Carl share with Liam.
法蘭克會回來的 Frank will be back.
12點之前痛快上床 沒有例外 In bed by midnight-- No exceptions.
他來了 你不必非得跟我一起來 Here he comes. You know, you didn't have to come with me.
-這一帶不安全 -我們住的那片兒就不安全 - Bad neighborhood. - We live in a bad neighborhood.
是啊 可是我們跟 Yeah, but we're related
我們那片兒的壞蛋都是親戚 to the bad people in our bad neighborhood.
他來這裡幹什麼 The hell's he doing here?
-出來啦 米奇 -他覺得我需要保護 - Hey, Mick. - He thought I needed protection.
是嗎 你以為你很了解我老妹嗎 Oh, yeah? Trust me, you may think you know my sister,
不跟她打上一架你絕對無法了解她 but you don't know my sister until you've fought my sister.
她保護你還差不多 She's protecting your ass.
你身上怎麼一股烤肉醬的味道 You smell like barbecue sauce.
一股什麼味兒 Smell like what?
-老爸跟你說什麼來著 -大幹條子一通 - What did dad tell you? - Ow! Fuck the police?
別再擰我的乳頭了 我已經是C罩杯了 No titty twisters now that I'm a C cup.
C罩杯 賤人 想得美 C cup? Bitch, you wish.
操你 再操你 最後特別操你 Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you.
得了 老天 趁他們把你抓回去之前 All right, Jesus, let's get out of here
離開這裡吧 before they throw you back in.
他媽的誰在敲門 Who the hell is it?
是我 法蘭克·加拉格 多蒂 It's Frank Gallagher, Dottie.
滾出我的地盤 Get off my property.
我給你帶了蔬菜義大利麵 I brought your pasta primavera.
吃屎去吧 法蘭克 Eat shit, Frank.
未嘗不可 不過我最近改吃素了 Well, I-I would, but I recently went vegan.
老實說吧 安東把你的事告訴我們了 Honestly, Dottie, Antoine told us your news.
我自己也有點健康問題 I've had some health setbacks myself.
就想告訴你 酒吧裡大家都挺惦記你的 Wanted to tell you the crew at the bar's thinking of you.
給你送來晚餐 親自跟你說一聲 Thought I'd bring your dinner over and tell you in person.
沒有千層麵了嗎 No lasagna left?
我把他最後一盤都搶來了 I grabbed the last one he had.
今晚過得如何 Enjoying your night?
在看一個 I'm watching one of those
"胖子恨自己胖"的節目 fat-people-hate-themselves-for-being-fat shows.
看了就自覺健康了 Makes me feel healthy.
我喜歡那節目 I love that show.
我討厭胖子 I hate fat people.
你有沒有聽到嗶嗶聲 Did you hear a beep?
是有人在鎖車 Oh, guy locking his car.
聽著 你都耽誤我看節目了 Look, I'm missing my show.
我跟你一起看行嗎 Mind if I join you?
我很久沒洗澡了 也不準備洗 I haven't showered and I'm not gonna.
彼此彼此 Makes two of us.
這可不是邀請你留下 And it's not an invitation to stay.
去沙發那裡 看胖子秀 然後滾 Couch, fat people show, leave.
我這他媽可不是免費快捷旅店 I'm not a bed and breakfast.
明白 Roger that.
借過 Excuse me!
我喜歡剛剛那首歌 I love that last song.
好吧 他要不就是沒雞巴 Okay, either he doesn't have a dick
要不就是雞巴功能障礙 or the dick he does have does not function.
又或者一晚上 Or maybe the five girls a night
5個給了他電話號碼的妞兒都上了他 who give him their number give him more than their number,
他現在射得虛脫了 and the man is just tired.
絕望的娼婦帶著錢罐老頭兒來了 Desperate whore-wife is back with sugar grampy.
你要不要配合甩頭 打響指 Can you say that again with some head bobbing
再說一遍 and that finger snapping thing?
她是個已婚母親 She's a married mother
不知廉恥地帶著她睡過的糟老頭拋頭露面 publicly flaunting the geriatric she's sleeping with.
-他50歲而已 -看著像老頭 - He's 50. - He looks it.
他很有錢 And he's rich,
所以秀出乳溝 微笑 so work that cleavage and smile.
你好 維羅妮卡 Hey, Veronica!
-你好 寶貝 -你好 大衛 - Hey, baby. - Hi, David.
你好 大衛 今天真帥 Hello, David. Looking sharp.
小茉說我今天必須點克里斯托香檳 Jazz says I'm springing for Cristal,
不然我就得獨自回家了 or I'm going home alone.
我們可不想讓你今晚很孤獨 是吧 小維 Oh, we don't want you to be lonely tonight, do we, V?
讓這麼帥的男人孤獨 當然不行 女士 Handsome man like this, no, ma'am.
正點 Nice.
今晚熱死人了 Hot as balls tonight.
我上幾何 代數 三角學 化學 So, I'm taking geometry, algebra two, trigonometry, chemistry.
暑假學嗎 During the summer?
我想進西點軍校 Well, I'm trying to get into West Point.
你要是想參軍 If you want the army to give you a fucking gun,
去服兵役就行 all you got to do is enlist.
新兵招募站 過兩條街就是 Recruiting station's, like, two blocks that way.
但我想當軍官 But I want to be an officer.
想當軍官嗎 Want to be an officer, huh?
軍官不是最先挨槍嗎 Don't officers get shot first?
來 我先喝 Here. Shotgun.
你在裡面交了不少朋友吧 So you make a lot of friends on the inside?
你是想接著閒扯 還是直接上我 You want to chitchat more, or you want to get on me?
電漿的嗎 Plasma?
液晶的 Led.
畫面不錯 Nice picture.
很明亮 Vibrant.
能讓我安靜欣賞節目嗎 Can I watch my program, please?
坐到椅子上 And sit in the chair.
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我不想要你占著我的沙發 I don't want you stretching out on the couch
跟里普·萬·溫克爾一樣 睡死個五年不動彈 and Rip Van Winkling it for the next five years.
你有沒有聽到嗶嗶聲 Did you hear a beep?
火災報警器電池沒電了 Smoke alarm battery is dying.
如果他們找到心臟 If they find a heart,
就會用傳呼機通知我的 they're supposed to beep me on this thing.
我就得馬上趕去醫院 It means I go straight to the hospital.
他們應該給不同的設備弄不同的聲音 They got to find different sounds for different things.
什麼東西都嗶嗶 Everything beeps.
火警 助聽器 微波爐 電話 Smoke alarms, hearing aids, microwaves, cell phones.
等心臟移植就能讓我心臟病發作 I'm gonna have a heart attack waiting for my heart transplant.
你有9伏電池嗎 我幫你換 You got a nine-volt battery? I can change that for you.
在微波爐下面的廢品抽屜裡 In the junk drawer under the microwave.
法蘭克 Frank?
安東 Antoine.
我借了你的鑰匙來幫忙 I borrowed your keys so I could help.
我去懷特堡給她帶了這個 I went to White Castle and bought her this.
我以為她現在會很餓了 I thought she'd be starving by now.
不餓 謝了 She's not. Thank you.
法蘭克 Frank...
抱歉 "泥流""猛擊"下肚 我就愛襲胸 Sorry, two mudslides and a line of blow, I get grabby.
大衛在洗手間嗨 你要不要來點 David's doing a rail in the men's room. You want some?
-不行 -行 - Can't. - Can.
別總是工作 You got to slow down on the work
享受夏天嘛 and enjoy the summer!
等到了冬天的時候 我就得餵家裡人狗糧了 I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dog food in January.
大衛的朋友理察明天過來 David's friend Richard's coming to town tomorrow.
見見他吧 讓他們帶我們出城 Meet him! We'll make them take us out on the town.
別再擔心賺錢的事了 Instead of worrying about making money,
-我們花他們的 -不喜歡已婚的 - we'll be spending theirs. - Not into married guys.
我沒說過他已婚 見見他吧 I never said he was married. Meet him!
不知不覺間 你的咪咪會下垂 Before you know it, your shit will start sagging,
靜脈會顯露 你想跟人搞 leg veins will pop up, and you won't be able to screw
都得靠潤滑劑 without handfuls of Astroglide.
-我才21 -21歲不代表你應該在一棵樹上吊死 - I'm 21. - It doesn't make you a kept woman.
只能代表你是個聰明女人 It makes you a smart one.
誰想去我家 Who wants to move this party
繼續第二趴 back to my pied-a-terre?
我 你 菲奧娜你去嗎 Me! You! Fiona?
改天吧 Uh, another time.
你告訴她理察的事了嗎 You asked about Richard?
她還在考慮 She's thinking about it.
來吧 我需要個伴 Come on, I need an accomplice.
而且那樣的話 我告訴霍爾是和閨蜜出去玩 Plus, when I tell Hal we're going out for a girl's night,
就不算是撒謊了 I won't be lying.
拜 Bye.
利亞姆 Liam!
早就想在這裡做了 Always wanted to do that here!
終於報復了那個棒球協會專員了 Get back at that little league commissioner
就因為我在一壘區小便 他竟把我踢出棒球隊 who kicked me off my baseball team for pissing on first base.
我記得 I remember.
你聽說過嗎 You heard about that?
我當時是二壘 I was playing second.
挺壯的嘛 Fucking tough guy, huh?
在裡面除了鍛鍊也沒別的可做了 Not much to do in the joint but work out.
可以看書啊 You could read.
滾吧 反正這輩子就這樣了 Fuck off. Fucked for life anyway, man.
明天想溜進去看紅襪隊的比賽嗎 Want to sneak into the Sox game tomorrow?
不了 我得找份工作 Nah, man. I got to get me a job.
如果兩個禮拜之內找不到的話 If I don't get one in two weeks,
我那個煩人的假釋官就會幫我找一個 my probation skank's gonna do it for me,
搞不好要會被送去肉類加工場 被機器夾斷手臂 and I'm gonna end up losing a fucking limb at the meat packing plant.
說不定她能幫你找到更好的 Maybe she'll find you something better.
她個他媽的才找不到呢 She ain't gonna find fuck all.
我老爸威脅一個他在高中認識的人 My dad even had to threaten this mook he knows from high school
也只能給我搞到一份修屋頂的工作 to get me a job tarring roofs.
你可以去馬爾科姆X啊 Maybe you could head down to Malcolm X.
參加個職業培訓 You know, take some vocational training.
你媽 我們為什麼扯上社區大學了 Why the fuck are we talking about community college right now?
老天 你接下來是打算鋪塊毯子 Jesus Christ, you want us to spread a blanket out
躺在上面看流星嗎 and look for shooting stars next?
我可以和琳達說說 I could talk to Linda.
搞屁 你想讓我去我中槍的地方工作 I'm sorry. You want me to work at the place I got shot?
就當是贖罪吧 Redemption tale.
-我去那能幹嘛 -幫忙 - What would I be doing? - Helping.
我才不跟著人屁股後面收拾 I ain't cleaning up after people.
那裡很乾淨 米奇 It's a pretty clean store, Mickey.
當保全怎麼樣 What about security?
可以嚇嚇和我一樣 You know, scaring people like me
想進來偷東西的人 who come into the store trying to steal shit?
自從你中槍之後就沒人敢來偷了 Stealing's been down since your shooting.
隨便你吧 Hey, do whatever you want, man.
反正是你的主意 You brought it up.
好吧 All right.
準備好再來一次了嗎 You ready to go again, or you, uh,
還是需要休息一下 擎天柱 need some time, fire crotch?
喬迪怎麼樣 How's Jody?
很棒 He's good.
和我一樣棒嗎 As good as me?
我們還沒上過床 We're still not having sex.
誰讓他叫喬迪呢[女子名] Right, 'cause his name's Jody.
那是他本名 還是綽號 Is that a, uh, real name or a nickname?
你不覺得很奇怪嗎 You know, isn't it kind of creepy
一個比你大這麼多的男人 that a guy who's twice your age
老和你混在一起 keeps hanging around you,
卻不想和你上床 but hasn't tried to get in your pants yet?
你們倆是要來真感情嗎 You two getting serious?
干我就是了 別老提他 Stop talking about my boyfriend and fuck me.
煙霧報警器好了 電扇也修好了 Smoke alarm working, fan back up to speed.
還有什麼 What now?
給你根繩子吊死 I could give you some rope to hang yourself from it,
不然就滾吧 or you could just leave.
-你女兒還好嗎 -老樣子 - How's your daughter? -Same.
植皮之後有過併發症嗎 Any complications from that skin graft?
她搬去瑞典之後就再沒聯繫過了 Haven't talked since she moved to Sweden.
她跑去瑞典幹嘛 What the hell's she doing in Sweden?
躲我吧 Avoiding me.
我去睡了 I'm off to bed.
睡 剛11點 Bed?! It's 11:00!
以前在酒吧 你都是最後一個走 You used to close the Alibi every night.
以前幹的事多了 Used to do lots of things.
還有什麼我能幫你的嗎 Anything else I can do for you?
你想怎樣 法蘭克 What's the deal, Frank?
希拉·傑克森終於把你趕出來了嗎 What, did Sheila Jackson finally throw you out?
只是想幫忙罷了 Just offering my services.
想積點德了嗎 Stocking up on your corporal works of mercy?
朋友間互相幫助 One friend helping out another.
樓上浴室廁所堵得很厲害 The upstairs bathroom's clogged pretty bad.
我可以騙你說是管子生鏽了 I could lie and say it was roots growing in the pipes,
但其實都是因為我 和半打成人紙尿布 but it's all me, and a half dozen of those adult wipes.
我從來沒用過那東西 I never used those wipes myself.
認為它們是奢侈品 Thought they were an extravagance.
我也不知道把下面磨光擦"淨"是多麼舒服 Little did I know how nice it feels to polish things up down there.
弄完後就走吧 Let yourself out.
我家沒什麼你拿得動又值錢的東西 There's nothing worth stealing you can carry.
我靠 Mother...
天啊 Jesus.
操 Shit!
我操 Oh, shit!
週末想去林湖城參加晚會嗎 Want to go to a rave up in lake forest this weekend?
我有病啊 If I hated myself.
喬迪認識個叫亨利·伍德豪斯的人 Jody knows a guy, Henry Woodhouse,
只要他發條微薄就能 who can send out a tweet and get over a thousand people
在兩小時內找來幾千個人 to show anywhere in less than two hours.
跟快閃似的 不過好玩多了 It's like a flash mob, but more fun.
那也是在林湖城 Excepting the fact that it's in lake forest
那地方都是些富家公子哥 and lake forest kids are there.
明天晚上有安排嗎 You want to do something tomorrow night?
和喬迪一起看《勇敢向前衝》 Probably watching Wipeout with Jody.
他很喜歡那節目 He loves that show.
人們跑來跑去 被撞翻 People running around, wiping out.
"大球" 很搞笑 "Big Balls!" It's hilarious.
我們每次都吃著爆米花傻笑 We make popcorn and laugh.
聽起來是個有趣的晚上 Yeah, it sounds like a crazy summer night.
我們只是互相陪伴 We're keeping each other company
避免走和以前一樣的路 trying to avoid familiar patterns.
是嗎 Mm-hmm. And, um...
那我們這算什麼 How do you characterize this?
有助入眠 Helps me sleep.
他走了就給我傳簡訊 Text me when he leaves, all right?
現在你也在這過夜了嗎 You sleeping here now?
不 我正準備走 Uh, no, just leaving, actually.
很高興見到你 兒子 Good to see you, son.
去你媽的 老爹 GFY, dad.
法蘭克家
糟了 Shit.
你他媽的是什麼人 Who the hell are you?!
我租了這間房 I rent room.
法蘭克給了我鑰匙 Frank give me key.
懷著孩子呢 Have baby.
有時間給我刮個腿嗎 Got time for my legs?
我得載那些老骨頭在城裡閒逛一整天 I got to drive old people around the city all day.
毛腿會被熱死的 Too hot out for stubbly legs.
老人遠足日嗎 棒呀 Old people excursion day? Yay!
我老了要是神志不清 好心幫個忙 殺了我 Do me a favor and kill me if I start losing my mind when I'm old.
沒問題 Will do.
在我生活的地方 In my community,
如果一個上了年紀的人覺得 if one of the elders felt that they were
活著已成為沉重的負擔 他們就會 too much of a burden, they would wander out
走入風雪中 化作塵土 into the snow and give themselves to the elements.
你們那地方真變態 You come from twisted stock.
好了 泡沫都塗好了 All righty, I'm all lathered.
下手吧 Have at it.
那個叫喬迪的混蛋 You know, this Jody douche
頭髮比菲奧娜還長 has hair that's longer than Fiona's.
摩托車邊上還掛了個行李箱 And he has a motorcycle with a luggage compartment.
知道了 快提問數學定理 Yeah. Test me on the theorems.
如果A等於B 然後B等於A... If A equals B, then b equals A...
對稱 Symmetric.
他不如再裝個擋風玻璃 都能當轎車了 He might as well get a windshield and call it a car.
A等於A A equals A.
自反關係 Reflexive.
也許只是一個階段而已 Maybe it's just a phase.
到現在她都還沒跟他睡過 You know, she hasn't even slept with him yet.
然後呢 What's next?
也許他是個閹人 Maybe he's a eunuch.
也許她就是喜歡他吧 Maybe she just likes him.
-利普 你為什麼睡在我床上 -問她 - Lip, why are you sleeping in my bed? - Ask her.
我轉移了利亞姆 我沒辦法待在 I moved Liam. I can't be in the same room
他全天候手淫的房間裡 where Liam is constantly masturbating.
如果沒東西射出來 那就不算是手淫 It's not masturbating if nothing comes out.
誰說的 According to whom?
我的朋友傑克·奧唐納 My friend Jack O'Donnell.
胡扯 Not true.
其實是有點道理的 It's kind of true.
法律上講不是 Not legally true.
利亞姆會不會因為手淫被逮捕 Liam can be arrested for masturbating?
不會 聽著 No. Listen up.
在公共場合"自我娛樂" What is the demarcation age
是在幾歲的時候 where it's officially inappropriate
開始會被視為行為不當呢 to arouse yourself in front of others,
就算沒東西射出來 even if nothing comes out?
兩歲 Two years old.
加拉格們 Hey, Gallaghers!
我需要專注與合作 I need focus and cooperation.
很不幸 法蘭克把他的房間 Okay, unfortunately Frank has rented out his room
租給了一個孕婦 to a pregnant woman.
我跟他們說過了 I already told them.
昨晚是你放她進來的嗎 You let her in last night?
她自己進來的 She let herself in.
她有鑰匙 She has a key.
再說 她從天朝來的 Besides, she's from China.
在天朝超生的孩子會被殺死 They kill extra babies there.
利亞姆得回去跟你住 Liam needs to go back in with you.
-想的美 -黛比 - No! - Debbie.
就這麼定了 What's done is done!
好吧 Okay.
暫時 利亞姆就跟著男孩子們住了 For now, Liam's in the boys' room with the boys.
-什麼 -4個男孩一間屋 - What? - Four guys in one room?
這違反衛生條例了吧 Isn't that a health code violation?
我會去找法蘭克把事情弄清楚 I'll find Frank and figure this out,
在那之前 你們4個一間屋 but until then, four in the room.
五百步 Five hundred.
五百... Five hun...
法蘭克 Frank...
我又走了五百步 It's 500 more steps.
五百步呢 500 more steps,
甜心 sweetie!
我走到了輕軌車那裡 And I get to the "L."
寶貝兒 Honey.
說不定我能把工作找回來 And I can maybe get my job back
在聖史蒂芬餐廳 at St. Stephen's Cafeteria,
親愛的 不需要靠殘障救濟金了 sweetie, and go off disability.
法蘭克 Frank!
這難道不振奮人心嗎 Isn't that exciting?
今天你要不要跟我一起走 Do you want to walk with me today?
我有活要幹 Got to work.
那些是埃迪的工具 Those are Eddie's tools.
是的 Yes, they are.
您好 Hello?
菲奧娜 他在這裡呢 Oh. Oh, hi, Fiona. He's right here.
是菲奧娜 It's Fiona.
又怎麼了 What now?
有人剛剛付給你兩百美元 Somebody just dropped off $200 for you.
-說是他欠你的 多謝你了 -是誰 - Said he owed you, and thanks. - Who?
滿臉鬍渣 穿法蘭絨襯衫 Unshaven, flannel shirt.
發生什麼事了嗎 What happened?
-耳朵被打開花了 -湯米·阿馬達 - Cauliflower ear. - Tommy Armada?
我在壁爐架給你留了五十塊 I'm leaving $50 for you on the mantel,
其他的我拿去買日常用品了 but I'm buying groceries with the rest.
那是我的錢 菲奧娜 That is my money, Fiona!
-幹得好 -整死他 姐 - Bravo. - Give 'em hell, sis.
我們上班去了 We're off to work.
希拉 我講電話的時候 Sheila, when I'm talking on the phone,
一次只能跟一個人談話 I can only talk to one person at a time.
等我回來再說 We've talked about this.
小小聲地說也沒用 Whispering doesn't help.
孩童總動員開始囉 The rush is starting!
你吃過狗肉嗎 Ever eat a dog?
法蘭克在哪 Where's Frank?
巧克力脆皮麻雀呢 Chocolate-covered sparrow?
錢呢 Where's the money?
去問功夫熊貓 Ask Kung Fu Panda.
-你騙我的嗎 -你把家裡鑰匙 - You tricked me? - You gave somebody
給了一個陌生人 a key to our house?
-我們會不會得禽流感 -不會 - Are we gonna get bird flu? - No!
快去看孩子 Go watch the kids, please.
移民局端掉了她的待產窩點 INS raided her maternity hideout.
我當時正在酒吧門口大吐特吐 I was clearing my stomach outside the Alibi.
發現她在垃圾箱旁縮成一團 I found her huddled by the dumpster.
那你就把她扔給我們囉 So you dumped her on us.
在她生下孩子之前 先讓她在這裡住段時間 We're giving her a home till the baby is born an American.
她給了你多少錢 How much she paying you?
政策就是這樣 只能生一個 Democracy is built, one baby at a time.
我要給移民局打電話 I'm calling the INS right now.
快把剩下的錢給我 Give me what's left of the money.
這可是關係到人權問題啊 This is a human rights issue!
芝加哥嗎 請幫我轉到移民"國化"局 Chicago? Immigration and Nationalization Service, please.
移民歸化局 Naturalization.
歸化局 Naturalization.
一個禮拜90塊 90 bucks a week.
包括床位 三餐 還有茶水 For bed, rice and... tea.
根據以往經驗 把你報的數翻倍才是實際數目 You know, historically, if I double your lie i get the truth.
她已經付給你180了嗎 So she's already given you $180?
200多一點 A little over $200.
為什麼每次在我逼出真相前 你都要磨磨嘰嘰扯個謊 Why always the deception stutter-step before the truth?
這樣可以加深我們父女兩人的感情啊 Because it extends our quality father-daughter time.
把剩下的錢給我 Give me what's left.
讓移民局來吧 Let Immigration do its job.
你把錢都花了 You spent all of it?
大錯 特錯 Wrong. Wrong.
就剩17了 17 dollars?
還有點零錢 And change.
出去 Please just go.
你給我滾 哪涼快哪待著去 Just leave and go do whatever it is
只要別在這礙眼就成 that you do that doesn't require you being here.
這裡人進人出 跟瓜地馬拉的妓院沒兩樣 People are in and out of here like it's a Guatemalan whorehouse.
我猜你也不會注意到的 I didn't think you'd notice.
我注意到你回來了 I notice that you're here.
你出現的唯一原因就是以為這裡有錢 And the only reason why is that you thought money came in.
你知道這個家沒你時是什麼樣子嗎 快樂生活 Do you know what goes on around here when you're not here? Life.
歡 迎
孩子出生前你可以待在這裡 You can stay until the baby's born,
但你得幫忙看顧這些孩子 but you're helping with the day care.
去廚房把孩子們的杯子都添滿 Get in the kitchen and start filling sippy cups.
聽不懂英語 No English.
去給孩子們的杯子倒滿蘋果汁 Start filling cups with apple juice,
[西貢: 越南胡志明市的舊稱]
否則 在你會說"西貢"之前 or I'll have you and your commie fetus
我就把你和你的共產小崽子都踢出門外 deported faster than you can say "Saigon".
好了 小朋友們 我要上樓辦公啦 Okay, guys, I'm going upstairs to my office.
現由小黛和艾瑟兒掌管大權 Debs and Ethel are in charge.
珍愛生命 遠離水池 Keep away from the pool, or you'll drown.
-希拉家還有空房間嗎 -沒有 - Any spare rooms at Sheila's? - No.
我們會有個長得像李連杰的弟弟嗎 We gonna have a brother that looks like Jet Li?
那女人的肚子不是我搞大的 I didn't knock that woman up.
我只想讓她在異國他鄉好歹有個避風港 I am giving her sanctuary in a hostile country.
你老姐根本不懂我的意思 Your sister doesn't get that.
而且我討厭她住著我的房子 還在我面前放肆 And I don't like the way she talks to me in my own home.
你大可一笑了之 You just got to laugh it off.
才8歲的小屁孩少來教訓我 I don't need platitudes from an eight-year-old.
-我10歲了 -如果要想活到11歲的話 - I'm ten. - Well, if you want to make it to eleven,
就別我告訴一笑了之 don't tell me what to find funny!
當你每天睜開雙眼順暢呼吸的時候 And every day you wake up breathing,
你都應該給我畫張感謝卡 you should be coloring me a thank-you note of gratitude
感謝你身上那一半我的DNA that the half of you that came from me
沒有射到你媽脖子上 wasn't spooged on your mother's neck,
鄙人可是射到了她體內 but instead was guided by "Yours truly" to get up inside of her
才有了你 to start the life of you.
所以 跟我說話要抱以感恩的心 So walk and talk with gratitude, son.
開個玩笑啦 I was just kidding.
好笑吧 一笑了之吧 Funny, huh? Laugh it off.
15分鐘後出發 喬 15 minutes, Joe.
我們今天出去玩 It's excursion day!
還有15分鐘 15 minutes!
我們15分鐘後就出發 Van leaves in 15!
出去玩囉 Excursion day!
還有15分鐘 15 minutes!
出去玩囉 出去玩 Excursion day! Excursion day!
還有15分... 15 minutes...
矮油 幹這事提前打招呼哦 A little heads-up, guys.
15分鐘後出發 克萊爾小姐 15 minutes, Miss Clare.
我們要去哪 Where are we going?
開開車 約約會 購購物 Some driving, some appointments, some shopping.
"興奮哦" Oh, thrill a minute.
我不負責行程安排 克萊爾 I don't make the schedule, Clare,
我只負責開車 I just drive the van.
15分鐘 15 minutes.
你敢再白痴一點嗎 You look ridiculous.
我帶上工具來幫你收收尾 Thought I'd bring my tools by last-minute tweaks.
收你妹 打擾我睡覺了 You're tweaking my nap time.
兩個小時後再來 Come back in two hours.
我正要去商店 你有什麼要買的嗎 I'm headed to the store. You got a grocery list?
我什麼都不缺 I'm all set.
冰淇淋怎麼樣 零食呢 How about some ice cream? Snacks?
你到底想幹嘛 法蘭克 What's the deal, Frank?
我洗心革面了 多蒂 The new me, Dottie.
我要助人排憂解難 Just trying to help out,
改變人生航向 彌補我的過失 change my course, make amends.
你加入戒酒互助協會了 You in AA now?
神啊 沒有 Oh, God, no.
但我蠻喜歡那裡的 But I like everything about AA.
除了"禁止喝酒"那部分 Except the "No alcohol" part.
謝謝你為我修好馬桶 Thanks for fixing my toilet.
客氣什麼 不想來瓶汽水嗎 Sure, I can't get you some pop?
法蘭克 Frank,
我們聊天這會工夫 我的心肌就在分解 my heart muscles are decomposing as we speak.
[甘油三酯 酒精肝損傷並引起肝硬化的重要因素]
你想讓我的甘油三酯升高嗎 You want to pump up my triglycerides?
好吧 好吧 All right. All right.
給我買點多力多滋和胃潰瘍藥 I could use some Cool Ranch Doritos and some Zantac.
就像威士忌和淡飲料 Like whiskey and a chaser, eh?
拿好你的零錢包 Get your change purses out.
第一站 美元樹[一元店] First stop: Dollar Tree!
今晚 我會把你們的畫帶到養老院去 So, I'm bringing your drawings to the old folks tonight.
老人們很喜歡你們上週畫的畫 They loved your ones from last week.
本週的作業是 除了彩虹畫什麼都行 But this week's assignment is anything other than rainbows.
他們看彩虹已經看到吐了 They're sick of rainbows.
再吐 就會死掉 And when they get sick, they die.
菲奧娜2006
伊恩 給我拿個起司三明治上來 Hey, Ian, bring me up a cheese sandwich.
-切達起司 多放芥末 -好的 - Cheddar with a lot of mustard. - Got it.
告訴米奇 一條口香糖不見就要他好死 And tell Mickey if that one pack of gum goes missing, he's gone.
再告訴你逗趣的哥們 Oh, and tell your good humor buddies
我正在監視他們的一舉一動 that I'm keeping tabs on how many cases they're moving,
別跟我耍小聰明 so don't get cute.
東西多少我都有數 I know my inventory.
我們拿了六箱啤酒 琳達 All right, we're taking six cases of beer, Linda.
你們倆快把東西放回去 You two can put that back,
不然老子讓你們滿地找牙 or I can crack your skulls on the pavement.
伊恩 還有這位"虐殺小隊長" Can you and, uh, "Sergeant Slaughter" over here
能過來幫個忙搬幾箱啤酒嗎 help me out with some cases of pop?
沒問題 Yep.
兄弟 想來點給力的嗎 Hey, you want me to get you some blow?
興奮劑 鎮定劑 Ｋ他命什麼的 Uppers? Downers? Special K?
謝了 米奇 Uh, you know, thanks, Mickey,
我們目前還是走保守路線 but, um, we're keeping it pretty old school--
什麼啤酒啊 大麻卷 香菸之類的 you know, beer, joints, cigarettes, that kind of thing.
不賣給14歲以下的 No one under 14.
放棄了很大一塊市場啊 That's giving up a big market.
沒辦法 免得遭天譴 Keeps my conscience clean.
伊恩 你能讓琳達再多進些火箭汽水嗎 Hey, Ian, can you have Linda order some more of those rocket pops?
這東西賣得很好 They're moving well.
還有 那幾條幾何定理再琢磨琢磨 And, um, keep it up with those geometry theorems, all right?
-咱明天再討論 -沒問題 - We'll hit 'em tomorrow. - Will do.
幾何定理 Geometry theorems?
參軍用得上嗎 For the army?
射擊學 迫擊炮 炮彈軌道 Artilleries, mortars, bomb trajectories.
都得用到幾何 It's all geometry.
開始看得雲裡霧裡的 不過 I mean, it's confusing at first, but...
花些功夫仔細琢磨一下 沒什麼學不會的 put in enough hours, you study hard, you can learn anything.
騙鬼去吧你 So not true.
付出可不一定有回報 Sometimes effort does not enhance ability.
想讀書沒人攔著你 Study if you must,
但如果讀不出個名堂 還是放棄為妙 but if it don't stick, move on,
找些自己擅長的活計幹 focus on something you're good at.
把這些記在多蒂·柯洛尼斯的帳上 Put this on Dottie Coronis's account.
我們這裡不賒帳 法蘭克 We don't have accounts, Frank.
我就是個跑腿的 私房錢都給菲奧娜了 I'm just the errand boy-- gave my last cash to Fiona.
多蒂快咽氣了 你不是知道她住哪裡嗎 Dottie's dying-- you know where her house is.
19美元6美分 $19.06.
她快不行了 搞不好都撐不過下禮拜 She's in trouble. She's gonna die next week.
到時候你們再從她的遺產裡扣不行嗎 When that happens, take it out of her estate.
法蘭克 Hey, Frank.
再好好摸摸口袋怎麼樣 Why don't you check your pockets again.
說不定你剛才沒摸到呢 Maybe you overlooked something.
你在這裡幹活 You work here now?
還在試用期 Trial basis.
你猜怎樣 米奇 You know what, Mick?
還真被你... You may... be...
說對了 Look at that.
這些應該夠了吧 That should cover it.
出獄這幾天你就盡情得意吧 Hey, have a great sabbatical from your incarceration.
你是想把這種"領導能力"帶到軍隊去嗎 That the kind of leadership you plan on bringing to the army?
昨晚的"饑渴受"好意思說我 Said last night's bottom.
隨你 我喜歡做小受又不代表我是婊子 Whatever. Liking what I like don't make me a bitch.
能把空調打開嗎 Can you turn on the AC, please?
已經開到最大了呢親 It's on full-blast, hon.
好冷啊 I'm chilly.
藥店到了 我有優惠券哦 誰想要啊 CVS! I've got coupon packets. Who needs one?
克萊爾 Clare?
當紙巾用還差不多 謝了 Oh, chock-full of paper towels, thanks.
既然我們的行程你都不感興趣 Why'd you even come on this excursion
幹嘛還和我們一起出來 if you don't want to do any of the things we're doing?
總比我宅在屋裡看《喬迪法官》 Well, beats watching Judge Judy
等著大腦萎縮要強得多 and waiting for my brain to collapse in on itself.
波本威士忌 凱特 Shot of maker's mark, Kate.
你我曾比翼雙飛 有這麼回事吧 You and I had a good thing once, didn't we?
沒有 We did not.
我以前一直挺喜歡你的 I always liked you.
你那時候特逗 You were fun.
後來怎麼了 What happened?
我戒酒了 I stopped drinking.
為什麼 Why?
因為我總是在你身邊醒來 I kept waking up next to you.
再給我來一杯 Better hit me again.
安東跟大家說了你幹的好事 Antoine told us what you did.
我不過是給生病的朋友飢中送餐 I brought a hungry, sick friend her dinner.
你無下限的手段 真是讓人驚奇 It is amazing how low you're willing to go.
你難道沒教訓安東 他自己吃飽了 Did you lecture Antoine about getting loaded
而多蒂卻在家餓得要死 while Dottie starved herself waiting for him?
你還真去她家了 You actually went over there?
餵飽餓妞 照顧病人 Feed the hungry, tend to the sick.
老子我說到做到 I'm walking the walk.
她沒幾天活頭了 你到底圖她什麼 She's gonna die soon. Wh-what are you after?
房子 還是養老金 Her home? Her pension?
我可能愛上她了 I may love her.
我也說不清 I don't know.
時間會證明一切 Time will tell.
於是小批薩決定去尋找他的朋友 "And so the pizza decides to go look for his friends."
講完了 "The end."
誰還想聽故事 Who wants a bonus story?
我 Me!
故事叫做 This is called
菲奧娜不能說的秘密 高二 2006 "Fiona's thoughts, sophomore year, 2006."
我今天跟克雷格·海斯納調情了 Flirted with Craig Heisner today.
他牛仔褲下的小屁屁看起來好銷魂 His ass looked great in his jeans.
我打賭 他肯定能抱起我轉上幾圈 I bet he could really pick me up and throw me around.
我一整天都在幻想著他幹得我死去活來 I thought about him doing me the rest of the day.
克雷格·海斯納 Craig Heisner,
克雷格·海斯納 Craig Heisner.
我忍不住想 要是我還沒失貞該有多好 Part of me wishes I saved my virginity
那樣的話克雷格·海斯納就可以得到我的初 so Craig Heisner could be the one who pop my...
故事到此為止 孩子們 Story time's over, kids.
誰想去外面吹泡泡 Who wants to go outside and blow bubbles?
-我 -我們走 - Me! - Okay!
來 我們走 Come on, everybody. Come on.
你現在還想給克雷格·海斯納吹蕭嗎 You still want to blow Craig Heisner?
你從哪裡弄來的 Where'd you get this?
樓梯底下 Under the stairs.
你的床墊為什麼在這裡 Why is your mattress down here?
我總得找個地方睡覺吧 Need a place to sleep.
你不是有房間嗎 You have a place to sleep.
把它搬回樓上去 Take it back upstairs.
以後凡是撿到別人的東西 And when you find something that isn't yours,
一律保持原樣 keep it that way.
卡爾 你去哪裡 Carl. Where are you going?
我買了些水果硬糖 Got some hard candies.
檸檬味的 櫻桃味的 Some lemon, and some cherry...
我的袋子都滿了 維羅妮卡 My bag is almost full, Veronica.
好樣的丹尼絲 你都買什麼好東西了 Good, Denise. Did you get some good stuff?
我是說我的尿袋滿了 No. My pee bag.
好吧 下站停車時我就給你換 Yeah, okay. I'll change it out at the next stop.
你就不能帶我們去看看電影嗎 Can't you take us to the movies
或者去打打保齡 混混印第安賭場 or bowling... or an Indian casino?
足療所 Foot clinic!
有沒有需要我扶著進去的 Who needs help walking in?
無需預約
療
足
我知道你剛才只是想逗個樂子 I know you were just trying to be funny,
但個人隱私很重要 but privacy's important.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
我也需要自己的房間 I need my own room, too.
個人隱私很重要 Privacy's important.
這樣吧 Tell you what.
要不把貨車清理乾淨 給你住一兩個星期 How about we spruce up the van for you for a week or two?
-像野營那樣 -沒有帳篷哦 - Like camping? - Without a tent.
超讚 Awesome!
維羅妮卡 Veronica,
拜託 我們不能在公園裡轉轉嗎 please, couldn't we walk around the park?
我只收了活躍氣氛和準時接送的錢 They only pay me to be upbeat and on time.
現在塞車呢 We're stopped in traffic.
讓我們在斷氣之前再感受一下綠意吧 Let us touch some grass before we drop dead.
可是再不回去就要錯過4點的餅乾了 But they put out cookies at 4:00 back at the home.
我給你買一箱行不行 丹尼絲 I will buy you a case of cookies, Denise!
我倒成起刺兒的了 So now I'm the jerk.
拜託 就這一次 打破下常規 Oh, just for once let us go off schedule
讓我們在值得遊玩的地方玩一會 and excursion somewhere worth excursioning to.
今天天氣很適合散步嘛 It is a great day for a walk.
-我們可以堆個雪天使 -當然 - We could make snow angels! - Sure!
就10分鐘 Ten minutes.
謝謝 Thank you.
上帝愛你 God loves you.
他要是愛我 Yeah, if that were true,
就會把我造成白富美 he'd have made me white and rich.
多力多滋賣光了 They were out of the Cool Ranch.
估計是天熱的 I think it's the heat.
人們為了涼爽一下 什麼都願嘗試 People will go anywhere for relief, huh?
冰箱通風孔需要除塵 "Refrigerator vents need dusting and vacuuming."
清理排水溝 "Clean gutters."
把車庫裡的馬蜂窩弄走 "Remove hornet's nest in garage."
把窗框刮乾淨 重漆一遍 "Scrape windows and repaint them."
-撕掉牆紙 -活還真多 - "Remove wallpaper." - Big list.
不幹就走人 You can always just leave.
不 我幹 No, no.
有活幹總是好的 It's always good to have some tasks.
我給你買了瓶泡泡浴液 I brought you some bubble bath.
我知道樓上的浴室已經很久沒用了 I know the upstairs bathroom was out of commission for a while,
怡人的泡泡浴可以 舒筋解乏 and a nice bath might be, you know, very relaxing.
法蘭克 Frank.
現在說這個太早了吧 It's a bit early, isn't it?
還沒有人在凌晨兩點半以前叫我睡覺呢 Nobody ever asks me to go to bed before 2:30 in the morning.
多蒂 Dottie.
我知道大家都管我叫醜逼女 I know everyone calls me Butterface.
我有什麼辦法 Nothing I can do about it.
只少現在沒辦法 Not now, anyway.
我去給你放洗澡水 Let me draw you a bath.
別想和我泡鴛鴦浴 You're not getting in with me.
你我二人同在艾萊柏酒吧混這麼久 How is it that you and I both spent so much time at the Alibi,
怎麼就沒勾搭過呢 but we never hooked up?
作為醜逼女 唯一的好處就是 Only good thing about being a female butterface is
夜一深 男人們就會忽略我的臉蛋 I actually get better looking to men as the night goes on.
至於你嘛... Whereas you...
至於我什麼 Whereas I what?
慢著 W-wait.
你是說 我是醜逼男嗎 Am I the male butterface?
好耶 哈利 好耶 Yay, Harry! Yay!
加油 哈利 加油 Go, Harry, go!
好耶 哈利 Yay, Harry!
哈利的魅力不減當年嘛 That Harry still has it, eh?
我喜歡哈利 Oh, I like Harry.
我也喜歡布魯斯 I like Bruce, too.
還有托尼 And Tony.
請拿好 謝謝惠顧 There you go. Thank you.
今天賺大發了 We are crushing it.
時髦客 未成年 老不死 這些人的錢最好賺 Nothing pays like hipsters, minors and the elderly.
小維 你帶這幫老骨頭們每天來這轉一圈 V, you got to start bringing those geezers around every day.
他們超愛吃糖 They love their sugar.
操 丹尼絲該注射胰島素了 Shit. Denise needs her insulin shot.
愛你 Love you.
-拜 利普 -拜拜 - Bye, Lip. - Byebye.
-你那有多少 -50左右吧 - What you got? - About 50.
如果女生對她的男人遲遲沒有表示 If a chick, you know, she's taking it slow with a guy,
也不和他上床 這是個什麼意思 not sleeping with him, what do you think that means?
意思是你沒得操了 Means you're not getting laid.
提米 聽著 這已經是第三聽了 All right, Timmy, look, this is your third one.
今天不能再買了 知道嗎 That's it for today, okay?
別再來了 買大麻另說 Don't come back unless it's to buy pot.
不跟你上床的妞兒你可得小心點 Got to watch out for the chicks that don't sleep with you, man.
你知道這意味著什麼嗎 You know what it means?
意味著她們喜歡你 Means they like you.
真心喜歡你 Like "like you" like you.
挖心挖肺地喜歡你 Like "love you" like you.
她們之所以忍住 是因為她們動了真情 And they keep, you know, holding back because they're so into you.
但同時 她們也在等待 But they're also waiting for you
你去發現她們的美好 to finally grasp how awesome they are
這樣 當你們第一次上過床時 so when you do end up having sex for the first time,
你就會覺得那是做愛 而不是交配 you're, you know, making love or some shit.
分享下我的經驗 Oh, and the experience--
其實是因為... It's because, you know,
為了這令人心癢的嘿咻 你已久候多時 you've been waiting so long for a little action,
一旦烈火燒上乾柴 that when you do have sex,
你們將體會前所未有的雲雨潤澤 it's some otherworldly connected thing,
這會讓你覺得 which makes you think
你會為這段感情負起責任 that you can be in a long haul kind of commitment.
兩根捲菸 一根大麻 謝謝 Two buds and a spliff, please.
-你多大了 -15歲 - How old are you? - 15.
給你20元 不用找了 Here's four fives. Keep the change.
舉下手臂 Raise your arms.
腋下長毛了再來買吧 Come back when you grow some hair in your pits.
我把毛剃了 I shave.
快點走 Get out of here!
為什麼這妞只跟你約會卻不跟你上床 Chicks that hang out with you and don't sleep with you,
動腦想一想 男人 run the other way, dude,
因為她已經收心 打算和你共度餘生 'cause she's ready to stop playing and settle down.
好了 各位 派對結束了 All right, everyone, party time is over!
回家吧 Let's go!
走了走了 快點 克萊爾小姐 Let's go, let's go! Come on, Miss Clare!
快走 克萊爾 Come on, Clare.
我來幫你 I got you.
過癮了嗎 Wasn't that fun?
哈利 快跟上啊 Harry, come on!
我跑上了二壘 I knocked in two runs.
你太給力了 托尼 You were sensational, Tony.
我是哈利 Harry.
["Harry--哈里"與"Huryy--快"音似]
我已經很快了 I'm hurrying.
-維羅妮卡 謝謝你 -不用謝 - Veronica, thank you. - You're welcome.
下個禮拜能不能 How about next week, we, uh,
來個"舷端把盞一日遊" we go on one of those booze cruise things.
就在夕陽猶照的湖面 Uh, on the lake at sunset.
那可得花錢啊 克萊爾 That costs money, Clare.
這裡的人大部分都沒錢 Money most people here don't have.
哈利 Harry?
快打911 Call 911.
法蘭克 Frank.
好啦好啦 Roger that.
維羅妮卡 Veronica?
黛比 Debbie?
我給金吉和哈利帶了幾幅孩子們畫的畫 I brought some artwork from the kids for Ginger and Harry.
-她該不會... -我孫子保羅死了 - Did she... - My grandson Paul has died.
哈利死了 小黛 It's, uh, it's Harry, Debs.
維羅妮卡 Veronica.
幫我把這個賣掉吧 Sell this for me.
然後用這錢帶我們所有人去印第安賭場 And then I'm taking everyone to the Indian casino.
謝謝你 Ooh, thank you.
你和克雷格·海斯納是高中同學嗎 You went to high school with this Craig Heisner?
他可真帥 你應該跟他打招呼["插"] He's hot. You should poke him.
去他媽的Facebook Fuck Facebook.
如果你想 我可以替你跟他打 I'll poke him for you, if you want.
-你在幹嘛 -給他發訊息啊 - What are you doing? - Sending him a message.
別 Don't!
發完了 你的號碼已經過去了 Did. Sent him your number.
"謝謝"的反義詞是什麼 What's the opposite of "Thank you"?
這裡呢 Hey, guys!
-我自己可以找到男人的 -他帥不帥 - I can get laid on my own. - He's cute, huh?
理察 Richard, hi!
-見到你很高興 -我也是 - Hey. Good to see you. - You, too.
菲奧娜 這位就是理察 Fiona, this is Richard,
你不是想見見嗎 who you wanted to meet.
你好 理察 Hi, Richard.
你好 Hi.
來點蘋果馬提尼吧 Shall we begin with some appletinis?
我這就去下單 I'll put the order in right now.
想看樂透嗎 Want to watch the lotto numbers?
今天你可以回去了 That's enough of a visit for today.
明天再來把剩下的活幹完 Finish the list tomorrow.
等等 Wait.
我想要你 I want you.
法蘭克 Frank.
我怎麼就沒和你幹一炮呢 How is it that I never had this?
快停下 Stop.
兩個醉鬼一直擦身而過唄 Two drunken ships passing in a harbor swill hole.
我們可以彌補一下錯過的曾經 We'll make up for lost time.
法蘭克 我不能做愛 Frank, I can't have sex.
明白嗎 Okay?
不是我不渴望 I'm not thrilled about it.
我唯一擅長的事卻不能做 The one thing I'm good at, I can't do.
我們慢慢來 We'll go slowly.
我無法"慢慢來" Oh, I don't know "slow".
我會教你的 I'll teach you.
法蘭克 Frank!
我之前從沒過過禁慾的生活 I haven't exactly lived a life of restraint.
我在等待移植器官 在此期間我不能激動 I can't push it while I'm waiting for my transplant.
如果我的血壓超過120/80的話 If my BP goes above 120/80,
我的心臟就會爆炸 my heart explodes.
你明白了嗎 Don't you get it?
如果乾逼 我就會死 If we fuck, I die.
等等 加里 Hey, Gary.
明天見 謝了 See you tomorrow. Thanks.
我今天來 你一點興趣都沒有 是吧 You had no interest in my showing up tonight, did you?
她都跟你說什麼了 What'd she tell you?
她說 你看了我的照片就等不及要見我了 Uh, that you, uh, saw a photo and couldn't wait to meet me.
我可沒看見什麼照片 I saw no photo.
她也沒有我的照片 She has no photo.
那你還來幹嘛 So, why'd you come?
大衛的公司和我的公司 Well, my company does about
正在談一單兩億五千萬美元的生意 $250 million worth of business with David's company.
他又對茉莉那麼著迷 And he's fond of Jasmine.
我可不想傷了二奶的面子 I didn't want to be the one to upset the concubine.
那你覺得我們還要聊上多久 So how much longer do you think we need to keep talking to each other
才會讓他們相信我們兩個有搞頭呢 to make it seem like we really gave it a shot?
不知道 再聊個兩到三分鐘吧 I don't know, two or three more minutes.
撐死了 Tops.
你現在想看看我的照片嗎 You want to see a photo of me now?
無所謂 I'm good.
看我多氣派 這是小學時的我 Fully decent. It's me in grade school,
那時我剛掉了第一顆牙 after I lost my first tooth.
這種頭型又要流行了 That style is coming back.
這頭型流行過嗎 Did it ever arrive?
易洛魁人留過的 With the Iroquois.
也是朋克搖滾主打款 And, uh, punk rock.
我們之間會如何發展呢 So, how does this arrangement work?
我打扮得楚楚動人 挽上你的手臂 I dress pretty, hang on your arm,
然後一個月做上幾次愛 we have sex a couple times a month,
再然後 你給我幾張信用卡 then you give me credit cards
好讓我買一些喜歡但不需要的廢物嗎 to buy shit that I like but don't need?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
我來這裡只是因為我被邀請了 I'm just here 'cause I was invited.
對我沒興趣的女人 I don't make it a habit of hanging around women
我也沒興趣泡 that don't have any interest in being with me.
你以為你什麼都懂嗎 You think you always know?
誰又是百科全書呢 Well, how does anybody know anything?
如果我不笑 對面的女人也不笑 I mean, if I'm not laughing and the woman's not laughing,
這就說明我們之間不來電 that's a good sign that it's not working.
但如果我們相顧微笑呢 But if we're both smiling?
有很多更糟的方式去度過一晚 There are worse ways to spend an evening.
你沒結婚嗎 You're not married?
為什麼那麼針對已婚人士 What do you got against married guys?
我不喜歡騙子 I'm not into liars.
他們又沒騙你 Well, they're not lying to you.
晚安 理察 Night, Richard.
你可以試試莫霍克式髮型 You should go get that Mohawk.
估計能掀起另一輪風潮 Could restart the trend.
很高興見到你 菲奧娜 Nice to meet you, Fiona.
操 Fuck!