各单位注意 各单位注意 紧急追捕疑犯 All units, all units. Code 3 pursuit of 2- 11.
一辆白色越野车在阿拉梅达路上 正朝东边驶去 White SUV heading east on Alameda service road.
疑犯是三名亚裔男性 Suspects: three Asian males.
开火警告 开火警告 Be advised. Shots fired, shots fired.
谢丽尔 车里有几个疑犯 Cheryl, can you see how many suspects are in this car?
就我目前所看见的 有三个疑… As far as I can see at this point, there are three sus-
哦 他们正朝我们驶来 Oh, this is just coming in.
汉考克 Hancock!
干嘛 小鬼 What, boy?
有坏蛋 Bad guys.
警方正试图包围他们 你可以看到 - - trying fo cut them 0ff. You can see them there.
他们探出了白色越野车… They have their hands outside the white SUV...
在高速公路上随意扫射 ...shooting randomly on the freeway.
干嘛 想跟我要曲奇吗 快走开 What, you want a cookie? Get out of my face.
混蛋 Asshole.
-你说什么 -你听到了 - What? - You heard me.
请大家不要上高速 Please, stay off the freeway.
三名疑犯驾着一辆白色越野车… I understand that there are three suspecfs in the white SUV-
混蛋 Asshole.
小心 Watch out!
该死 Damn!
真该死 Damn it
汉考克 Hancock!?!
扁他啊 小乖 Beat it, 'soulja Boy!'
汉考克在车里 Hancock is in the car...
他好像在和疑犯谈判 ...and he appears to be negotiating with the gunmen.
他闻起来酒气冲天 He smells like a bar!
你得赔我们一个新车顶 You pay for new roof!
伙计们 你们之前做过什么鸟事跟我无关 Fellas, hey. I don't give a shit what you did. I don't care.
三个男人开着车 车里没有女人 放着锐舞音乐 Three guys in the car, no girls, rave music.
嘿 我不是来裁决你们的 Hey, I'm not gonna judge.
不过你们要是不马上靠边停车 乖乖缴械投降 But if you don't pull over und give yourselves up quietly...
我发誓 你的脑袋就会塞进他的屁股 ...I swear to Christ, your head is going up the drI'ver's ass.
他的脑袋就会被塞进你的屁股 而你 抽到了下下签 His head is going up your ass. And you drew the short stick...
你的脑袋归我 ...because your head is going up my ass.
打死这个混蛋 Shoot this asshole!
快停下 Stop!
艹你妈的 What the F%?#K?
有关部门正在赶来 The department is on their way.
105高速上已经一片混乱 There's just chaos here on the 105.
什么 我不是日本人 伙计 What? I'm not Japanese, man!
快把我们放下 Put us down!
哦 现在你倒说英语了 说英语了吧 Oh, now you 'speaky Engly,' huh? "Speaky Engly" now?
你们弄坏了我的眼镜 You broke my glasses.
对不起 你可以拿走我的雷朋眼镜 I'm sorry! Take my Ray- Bans!
-快把我们放下 -你们想下去了 - Put us down! - You want down?
是的 求求你 求求你了 - Yes, please! Please! - Help me!
我的着落水平可是一流的 一流的哦 I'm real good at down. I'm real good at dawn.
好啊 来吧 All right? All right.
这 就是汉考克最新的所谓英雄般的壮举 This, Hancock's latest act of so- called heroics...
给城市造成了巨大经济损失 ...took a hefty financial toll.
初步估计 昨天的毁坏损失超过了9百万美元 Initial damage estI'mates are said to top $9 miI'llon...
这刷新了 ...which, if ancurate...
这位臭名昭著 异常低调的 ..represents a personal record...
汉考克的个人记录 ...for the notoriously publicity- shy Hancock...
但他还是一如往常的不见踪迹 ...who, as usual, can't be reached for comment.
事发现场水管爆裂 With all the cracks to the concrete, all the bulLet's, water damage,
甚至引发了火灾 fires...
如果这个家伙不要多管闲事 ..LA. would be better off if this guy would leave...
那洛杉矶的社会环境将会得到很好的改善 ..and let us get on with ourjobs.
他从来不听取警方的意见 也从不与我们合作 He has never asked me for a badge and has never worked with us...
他的配合度 简直就是零 ...in any capacity what'soever. Zero.
到别处管闲事吧 也许 去纽约吧 Just do it somewhere else. New York, maybe.
让他们也受受罪吧 Let them suffer for a while.
那辆吊车在那儿干嘛 What the hell's the crane doing there? Move the- -
快开走 吊车根本没用 The crane's not gonna help!
那怎么才能把车弄下来呢 How are we supposed to get down?
再看我就把腿卸下来塞进你屁股 大妈 I will break my foot off in your ass, woman.
这个汉考克一定是肩负着什么任务 This Hancock guy is surely on some kind of mission.
借我们的城市 And he's using our City
来实现他不可告人的目的 to beat himself up for reesons known only to him.
让我们切换到直升机一号的画面 We'll have shots later from Chopper 1...
看看是如何把越野车取下来的 ...for the removal off the SUV from the landmark needle.
长官 我是雷·安伯瑞 Sir? Ray Embrey.
-你好 雷 -很高兴见到你 - Ray. - Pleasure.
-那么 -雷好比公关界的巴诺 - So... - Ray's like the Bono of P.R.
不敢当 不过我愿尽力而为 Well, actually I think Bono is the Bono of P.R., but I do try.
很好 让我们拭目以待 Well, let's see it.
好了 我们直接开始吧 大家早上好 Okay. I'll get right into it. Good morning, everyone.
我是来和大家探讨慈善捐助的 I'm here to talk to you about charitable giving.
我们都知道慈善的运作方式 Okay? And we all know the way that works.
你们捐出净收入的百分之一或二 You give one, maybe two percent of your net cash....
然后可以得到一个袖章 腕带之类的东西 ...and you get an armband, or a ribbon or whatever.
但这些都远远不够 It's nowhere near enough.
所以 我们安伯瑞公关公司将提供 And that's why we at Embrey Publicity would like to offer you...
一个代表全心付出的红心标志 ...the AllHeart symbol.
你们将加入一个由精英企业组成的团体 Now, you would be among a very select group of corporate giants...
并且可以将这个标志印在产品上 ...to bear this logo on your product.
这也就等于 向全社会宣布 And what this would say to the public...
你们结核药六厂 ...is that your company, Pharmatopsis...
对社会做出了巨大的贡献 ...has made a radical contribution to helping nur world.
你们所要做的就是 Here's all you need to do to qualify.
贵公司新研发的抗结核药 叫肺黄金 是吧 Your new TB drug, Mycodin?
希望你们免费发放此产品 We would like for you to give that product away for free.
- 你是说免费 - 是的 - Did you say‘free'? - I did.
当然只发放给那些真正需要的人 Only to those who need it.
那些需要用这种药 来维持生命的人 Only to those who without it would otherwise die.
免费发放药物这个想法 通常会被认为 As a concept, free is kind of up there with, you know,
该药物有副作用 lethal side effects.
-然后被强制召回 -被起诉 最后锒铛入狱 - Mandatory product recall. - Get indicted, go to jail.
滚蛋之后 只能去山寨药厂打一辈子工 Get out, work at IHOP for the rest of your career.
我理解你们的想法 这的确是一个很愤青的概念 Understandable reaction. It's a radical concept.
但这也是一个品牌 象征着一个更公平更美好的世界 Bot it is the brand that represents a fairer and better world.
这个品牌 The brand...
是每个人都在谈论的话题 ...that everyone is talking about.
你说的每个人指的是谁 Who is "everyone"?
我们已经获得了体育界的合作权 We do already have a sports franchise.
-足球联赛 篮球联赛 还是棒球联赛 -足球 - NFL? NBA? MLB? - Soccer.
足球联赛么 哪个队 MLS? Which team?
一支地方球队 恩西诺飓风队 Well, it's a local team. Encino Hurricanes.
我儿子所效力的球队 It's my son's team.
总之 我们可以拯救世界 Anyway, we can save the world.
只不过需要有人率先加入 All right? Someone's just gotte go first.
各位意下如何 What do you say?
你疯了吗 Are you a crackpot?
嘿 亲爱的 你可能还在店里 但我已经在回家的路上了 Hey, hon. You're probably at the store. I am on my way.
我有点小成果了 I think I made a connection.
确切的说也算不上 Not really.
听着 告诉艾伦我会来… 该死的 Listen, tell Aaron that I'm coming and I- - Damn it.
我还想吃肉丸 好吗 And I want some meatballs, okay?
还有意大利面 二十分钟后见 I need some Spaghetti Madness. I'll see you in about 20 minuten.
嘿 怎么了 今天是全国哀悼日么 Hey! What is it, National Horn Day?
白痴 Idiot.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey!
快走啊 火车来了 Move it. There's a train coming.
你没听到鸣笛吗 Do you not hear that horn?
快走 火车来啦 Let's go! I got a train!
往前开啊 Move it!
-你快倒车啊 火车来啦 -我倒不了 下车 - Back your car up! Theres a train! - I can't go anywhere. Get out!
狗日的 Son of a bitch!
搞定门把手 雷 你得搞定门把手 Fix the handle, Ray. Fix the handle.
快出来 Get out!
快离开铁轨 快 Get off the track! Move!
-快把他救出来 -把他救出来 - Let's get him out. - Get him out of there.
-谁来救他 -你还好吧 - Somebody help him. - You all right?
快 那家伙还在里面呢 Please, that guy's still in there.
真的没事吗 You sure?
快把他弄出来 Get him out of there!
快看啊 Will you look at that?
-妈的 -没事 我还好 - Ah, shit. - I'm all right. I'm okay.
你们这帮人 All of you people...
堵住了道口 ...blocking the intersection...
全是白痴 ..you're all idiots.
你竟然把车朝那个女人扔过去 再看看火车 You threw the dudes car at her. And what's with the train?
你怎么不拎着车飞上去呢 Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car?
你弄伤了那个可怜的女人 You've obviously injured that poor woman.
-她说的对 她应该去告你 -是的 她应该去告你 - She's right. She should sue you. - Yeah, she should sue you.
你们还应该去告麦当劳呢 是它把你们喂成了这样 Well, you should sue McDonald's because they fucked you up.
你真是个混蛋 You're an asshole.
闻闻你身上的酒气吧 And I can smell that liquor on your breath.
-就因为我酗酒吗 婊子 -你这个酒疯子混蛋 - Because I've been drinking, bitch. - you're a drunk asshole!
-你以为你是英雄吗 -混蛋 - You think you're such a hero. - Asshole!
-你真是个十足的混蛋 -这城市不需要你 - you're nothing but an asshole. - We Don't need you in this city.
做你的超级英雄去吧 飞远点吧 Some superhero you are! Fly off!
闭嘴 Shut up!
你们不明白吗 我还活着 Don't you understand? I'm alive.
我还可以和家人团聚 要不是他 我现在已经死了 I get to go home and see my family.
死在这儿了 I should be dead right now, right here.
是的 他可以把车拎起来 很明显 你还是应该把车拎起来 Yeah, he could've gone straight up. Obviously, you should've.
虽然我被你搞了个四脚朝天 但是… You know, and I was upside down for the train, but...
现在 我要谢谢你 No. Thank you.
非常感谢你 汉考克 谢谢 Thank you very much, Hancock. Thank you.
谢谢你 汉考克 Thank you, Hancock.
你可以顺便飞一下 送我回家么 you're not flying by the Valley, are you?
把球扔过来 Throw the ball!
蒙特 有个球员会在这儿等着 知道吗 等着那个球 Monte, one guy'll line up here, all right? Hike the ball.
这个人会说开球 This guy'll be right here and he says，“Hut!”
这个球员就会开球 然后就是传球 This guy'll drop back. Hut! Drop buck. Chuck it.
好极了 谢谢你 Great. Thank you.
降落得很好 但如果能停在马路上就更好了 Nice aim. The driveway would've been better, but- -
-发生什么事了 爸爸 -嘿 小鬼 - What's going on, Dad? - Hey, buddy.
老爸度过了难忘的一天 你真乖呀 Daddy's had a little bit of a day. Look at you, huh?
我想让你认识一个人 I want you to meet somebody.
就是他 正把老爸的车拖到马路上的家伙 This guy here, dragging Daddy's car into the driveway.
-认识他吗 -汉考克 - Whos this? - Hancock.
答对了 汉考克 这是我儿子 艾伦 That's right. Hancock, this is my boy, Aaron.
-雷 你的车怎么了 -哦 亲爱的 - Ray, what happened to the car? - Oh, boy.
你不会相信的 You would not have believed it.
我今天差点就被火车撞了 I came Ihis dose to getting hit by a train.
要不是他… If it wasn't for that guy...
他救了我一命 呃… 汉考克 这是我老婆 玛丽 He saved my life. I mean- - Hancock,this is my wife, Mary.
你相信吗 我今天差点被一辆火车亲了一口 Believe that? I almost kissed a train.
那时 我一生的画面都在眼前闪过 Saw my whole life flash before my eyes.
-是他救了你吗 -是啊 谢谢你 - He saved your life? - He sure did. Thank you.
-嘿 你没事吧 -没事 - Hey, you good? - I am good, yeah.
-好了 以后远离铁轨啊 -我会的 一定会的 - All right. Keep it off the tracks. - I will, definitely.
等…一下 Hang on a- - One second.
-汉考克 你吃东西吗 你吃人类的食物吗 -吃啊 - Hancock, you eat, yes? Human food? - Yeah.
你喜欢吃肉丸吗 - You like meatballs? - No.
不 艾伦 亲爱的 他得去… Aaron, sweetbeart, he has to go and do- -
我喜欢吃肉丸 I love meatballs.
你那么忙 都没空吃饭吧 Who's so busy they can't have a meal?
这顿我们请了 请进吧 And it's on us. Please.
你要是拒绝了 我可不乐意啊 快进屋吧 I'm not even gonna take no for an answer. Get inside the house.
你帽子上为什么有一只鹰啊 Why do you have an eagle on your hat?
你喜欢鹰吗 Da you like eagles?
小鬼话可真多 This guys like a little talking machine, huh?
我们这儿不常来客人 We don't have a lot of guests over here.
快看啊 热过了吗 Look at that, huh? Hon, is the heat on?
没有吗 没事 No? All right.
两年前 我们开始迷恋意大利面 We started Spaghetti Madness about two years ego.
每周四都吃 从不例外 We do it every Thursday, and we have not missed a Thursday in....
-是吗 -是的 - Ever. - Yeah.
-是吗 那真是挺长一段时间 -是的 - Ever? That's a long time. - Yes, sir.
-的确很久了 -肉丸真好吃 小鬼 - A very long time. - That's some good meatballs, boy.
艾伦 Aaron.
-你妈妈在叫你 -妈妈 干嘛 - Your mama's calng you. - Yes, Mom?
我没叫你 我是说 他叫艾伦 No. His name is Aaron.
-嘿 艾伦 今天在学校过得怎样 -很好 - Hey, Aaron, how was school today? - Fine.
真的吗 那个经常恐吓人的迈克没有欺负你吗 Yeah? No more problems with that bully, Michael?
-是米歇尔 但他不是女孩 -是米歇尔 我知道了 - Michel. Bot not like a girl's name. - Michel. No, no, I know.
-是个法语名字 -恩 是米歇尔 汉考克 这个… - It's French. - Yeah. Michel, Hancock, is this-
汉考克 米歇尔是个很霸道的家伙 就住在附近 Hancock? Michel is this neighborhood bully.
我们一直想怎么教艾伦 Weve been trying to teach Aaron a little...
如何去解决冲突 你知道我的意思吧 ...about conflict resolution. You know what I mean?
-我知道 就是要宽容大度 是吗 -完全正确 - Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that? - That's exactly right.
是的 千万不要让人这么欺负你 知道吗 Well, just never turn that one, all right?
不要让别人欺负你 Never let them punk you.
-我知道了 -艾伦 好好吃饭 - Got it, Mr. Hancock. - Aaron, eat.
对付霸道的人 最好的方法就是抬起你的右脚 The way you deal with buI'lles, you take your right foot...
抓住他 踢他的小鸡鸡 bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.
别听他的 亲爱的 好吗 我说真的 You don't have to do that, boney, okay? Seriousy.
我觉得那是个好主意 It's a good idea.
要直截了当 叫他那玩意儿 You aim straight and make sure he can't use that thing...
除了用来晃荡之外 再也干不了别的 ...for notbing but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack.
够了 求你了 快停下 Okay, please, just stop.
米歇尔还小 知道吗 Michel is not a man, okay?
他只是个小孩 而且他的父母… He's a little boy. And his parents...
碰巧正在闹离婚 他才会这样的 ...happen to be going througb a bad divorce. That's why he's acting up.
大概是因为你不知情 Maybe you don't know this...
但并不是世上的每件事都得用暴力解决 ...but not everything in this world gets resolved with force.
不是每件事都得靠子弹 尖叫 流血才能解决 - Not everything has to be bang... - I'm set. ...scream, blood, more blood.
亲爱的 你说够了吧 可以停了 Baby, I got plenty. Angel! Were okay.
她新闻看多了 She watches so much news...
所以有时候她想的有点太多了 ...that sometimes it gets to be a little too much.
-有厕所吗 -有 走过冰箱就是了 - You got a toilet? - Yep. Yeah, just past the fridge.
你… Are- - ?
他拿着威士忌去卫生间了吗 Did he just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroum?
你想让他杀了我们全家吗 Da you want him to kill us all?
谢谢你来我们家吃饭 还行吧 Thanks for coming on in. Good, right?
-是的 很好 -和他说再见吧 - Very, yeah. - Wanna say goodbye to him?
-再见 汉考克 -再见了 小鬼 - Bye, Hancock. - Hey, all right, little buddy.
-你没事吧 -我开玩笑的 - Are you okay? - lt was a joke.
-过来 艾伦 -对不起 我只是想… - Come on, Aaron. - Hey, sorry. I was just trying to-
艾伦明白 但她不明白 He got it. She didn't get it.
我欠你一份人情 今天你救了我一命 I owe you. You gave me my life back today.
等一下 我要小小报答你一下 Hear me out. I'd like to return the favor.
你知道我是干嘛的吗 我是公关 Do yau know what I do? I'm in public relations.
你知道的吧 你当然知道 就是形象顾问 You know what that is? Of caurse you do. Were image consultants.
我们可以改变人们对一个产品 一个公司 或者一个人的印象 We change the way people see products, companies, people, that stuff.
我看到了你的新闻 还有今天发生的事 Listen, I see you on the news und I see you out there today...
我不希望人们讨厌你 ..and it can't feel good that people, you know, hate you.
-能认识你我很高兴 雷 -不 我很抱歉 - It's good to meet you, Ray. - No, I'm sorry.
你听我说 Bat hear me out.
你不要误会我 人们应该爱戴你 真的 People- - Don't get me wrong, they should lone you. They really should.
我想帮你传播这个概念 这是我唯一能报答你的 I wanna deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do.
你可是个超级英雄啊 You know, you're a superhero.
孩子们会要你给他们签名 Kids should ask you for your autograph.
人们会在街上为你欢呼 People should cheer you on the streets.
你们这些鸟人看什么看 What the hell are you pricks Iooking at?
不 不 不要生气 没事的 No, no, they're not- - It's all right.
他们没有恶意 他们只是普通人 they're not pricks, they're just people.
但请给我个重塑你的机会 好吗 But I want you to give me one short pitch, you know?
这是我唯一的要求 好吗 That's all I ask. Okay?
你用… You use....
放这儿吗 Put it under here?
就放这儿吧 挺好的 Put it right there. Perfect.
给我发邮件 直接飞过来也行 你看着办 E- mail me or whatever. You just fly on over, I don't know.
我想让你考虑考虑 I want you tu think about it.
路上小心 好好考虑一下 好吗 Just be careful when you go. Sleep on it, all right?
想好了就来找我哦 You get buck to me?
我会一直在这儿 好啦 I'll be right here. All right.
大家别再盯着他看了 他和我们是一样的 Please don't stare, you guys. He's kind of one of us.
你的大爱红心怎么样了 What about AllHeart?
毫无进展 宝贝 It's a nonstarter, babe, you know?
那项目非常不靠谱 I'm chasing windmills with that.
我也许改变不了世界 但我能改变这家伙的人生 Maybe I can't change the world but I can change this guy's life.
想想他能做多少好事啊 Think about all the good he can do.
我看你是在浪费时间 I think you're wasting your time.
你真的很讨厌他啊 You really hate him.
讨厌 雷 我不讨厌他 我都不了解这人 Hate? I don't hate him, Ray. I don't even know the guy.
一看新闻就知道他又干了什么破事 Just look at the news. You can see what he does.
我觉得他只是需要点关怀 I think he just needs peuple to care, yuu know?
雷 你就只看人们善良的一面 You see the good in everybody, Ray.
连喂了一头白眼狼都不知道 Even sometimes when it's not there.
我有种不详的预感 你可别和他折腾 I have a feeling about this. Don't work with this guy.
我了解这种人 成事不足败事有余 I know this kind of guy. He breaks things.
不好意思 大家都没事吧 My bad. Everybody all right?
我要去找妈妈 I'll go and get my mommy.
他是个混蛋 He is an asshole.
-小鬼 你叫什么名字 -米歇尔 - What's your name, boy? - Michel.
你认识艾伦吗 Do you know Aaron?
他看起来像是个好小孩 Well, seems to be a pretty good kid.
以后少欺负他 Just wanna ask you to lay off of him a little bit.
为什么 混蛋 Why, asshole?
-你不能这么叫我 -混蛋 - you're gonna stop calling me that. - Asshole.
-我不叫这名字 -混蛋 - That's not my name. - Asshole.
再叫我混蛋 Call me a asshole...
试试看 ...one more time.
混蛋 Asshole.
你呢 小胖子 How about you, thickness?
小四眼 Goggies?
汉考克 好家伙 我就知道你会来的 Hancock! You son of a gun, I knew you'd come.
你问玛丽 我早有预感 Ask Mary. I had a feeling.
我就说他会考虑的 他希望重塑自己 I said, he heard me and he's ready for a change.
真棒 你是这么想的吧 你来的时候很热吗 This is great. Did you do this? You come in a little hot?
我们屋里谈吧 I'll meet you in the hocse.
-我知道你不开车 但是… -该死 - I know you don't drive, but- - Oh, damn it, Ray.
行了 你没事 没事 没事 All right. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right.
别哭了 小混蛋 去吧 Oh, stop crying, punk- ass. Go ahead.
-这很不好 知道吗 -他没事的 - Not okay. Okay? - He all right.
真的不好 这就是我们要解决的问题 Really not okay. This in some ofthe stoff were gonna work on.
你觉得 等他回去后会跟他妈妈怎么说呢 How do you think that conversation's gonna go down with his mom?
刚才那样在街上着陆也不好 Landing like thal in the street's also on the uncool side.
不对 雷 我来时那儿就已经那样了 No, that was already like that when I got here, Ray.
我就住这儿 我知道那条街是什么样的 I live here. I know what the street's ike.
我们会解决这些问题的 We'll make those problems of the past.
我要教你如何与公众相处 I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public.
-你老婆呢 -她带艾伦去踢球了 - Where's the wife? - Mary took Aaron to his soccer game.
汉考克 我在YouTube上发现了些东西 Hancock, pulled some stuff up on YouTube.
你那些坏举动真是惊人的多 Surprisingly large amount of not-
反省一下吧 对你是很有帮助的 great stuff on you that's gonna be helpful.
这是什么 What is this?
我曾试图去改变世界 That's me trying to change the world.
不幸的是 运作得很不好 Unfortnately, not doing real Well.
来吧 先说说你 Come on. let's get to you.
YouTube上的这些视频 This stuff was on YouTube.
大家都喜欢花心筒 但像你这样可不行 Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, I get it, but this doesn't work, sir.
嘿 那个疯子 快回来 快回来 Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. Backup. backup.
妈妈 妈妈 妈妈 Mom! Mom! Mom!
那可都是未成年人啊 Those are children.
-我们都等了好久了 -别拿摄像机拍我 - We've been waiting a long time- - Get that camera out of my face.
雷 你以前救过火吗 You ever put out an apartment fire, Ray?
-没有 我是公关 -当时我屁股烫死了 - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. - No. My ass was hot.
好吧 那这个呢 这是灰鲸沃尔特 All right. How about this? This is Walter, the gray whale.
大家都记得 他在祖玛北部的海岸搁浅了 Everybody remembers him stuck on the beach north of Zuma.
汉考克也随之而来 Along comes Hancock.
汉考克 Hancock!
-我都不记得了 -是啊 - I don't even remember that. - Yeah.
绿色和平组织记得 沃尔特也记得 Greenpeace does. Walter does.
这些会渐渐被人遗忘的 This gets redundant after a while...
综上 对于你的本质问题 我的初步诊断是 ...but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental probem is-
-你想听吗 -不想 - Do you wanna hear it? - No.
你是个混蛋 you're an asshole.
我知道 不出所料 I know. I call it like I see it though.
是混蛋不代表是犯罪 但仍然惹人讨厌 It's not a crime to be an asshole but it's counterproductive.
你的确是个混蛋 你说呢 But you are an asshole, don't you think?
请你自重 Be careful.
好吧 换个说法 我一直在思考 All right, how about this? I've been thinking about something.
叫你如何表现自己的魅力 This kind of goes to how you present yourself.
你不是玩真的吧 这才中午 Come an. Really? It's the middle of the day.
看到这个 你有何想法 What springs tn mind...when you see this?
同性恋 Homo.
-这个呢 -穿红衣服的同性恋 - What about that? - Homo in red.
-挪威同性恋 -算了 - Norwegian homo. - I'll give you that.
先别谈漫画了 Let's move past the comics.
我们来谈点深奥的 Let's get into something a little deeper.
我认为 你行为之所以如此恶劣 是因为孤独所致 I think that deep down you behave badly because you're lonely.
更深层次地说 你想得到人们的认可 I think deep down, you want people's acceptance.
严肃点 你救了他们的命 Come on, now. You save people's lives...
他们却排斥你 所以你也反过来排斥他们 ...and they reject you, and so you reject them beck.
这是…我们要中止这种循环 And us a- - And we're gonna switch that cycle.
我们要重新开始 从头开始 we're gonna start fresh, start anew.
这太强悍了 This is outstanding.
如果你能控制好这力量的话 If you turn some of this power into wilipower....
-差不多吧 -然后他就进球了 - Almost. - And then he kicked it in.
汉考克 我们差点就赢了 Hey, Hancock! We almost won.
是啊 没错 上楼吧 我来做饭 去换下衣服 Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. I'm making lunch. Go change.
你好 甜心 Hey, sweetheart.
你看新闻了吗 Have you been watching the news?
-没 我们正在讨论 -与公众相处 - No, we've been working on- - Interfacing with the public.
-都放了一整天了 -这很重要的 - This has been on all day. - That's very good.
汉考克先生 法律就是法律 你不能临驾于之上 The Iaw is the law, Mr. Hancock, and you are not above it.
随意毁坏公共财物 Felsny destruct Ion ofproperty...
盗窃几千万美元 现在又干出这种事来 ...amounting to tens of millions of dollars, theft, and now this.
依我看来 你是个自私自利的人 From where I sit, I see a selfish, self- absorbed man...
四肢发达 除自己以外不考虑任何人 ...with a lot of muscle, but no regard for anyone but yourself.
汉考克先生 我得提醒你 Mr. Hancock, let me remind you.
你无权临驾于法律之上 You are not above the law.
接到600多张传票均不到场 You have failed to show at over 600 subpoenas in civil suits.
要是别人早被拘留了 但并不包括你 Anybody else would be held in contempt. But, oh, no. Not you.
你也许是个超级英雄 但要我说 You may be a superhero, but let me tell you this:
你再强也强不过美国宪法 You're not nearly as strong as the U.S. Constitution.
伙计 记住这点 Bank on it, buddy.
我们没宽恕… We do not condonethet-
真是天意 Genius.
他们开始较真了 这正是我们想要的 Things just got real. This is exactly what we need.
地方检察官正千方百计想把你投入监狱 There's a DA trying to figure out how to put you in jail.
-有种就试试吧 -我建议你去 - Buch can try. - I say you go.
大家都对你不屑一顾 让他们想念你吧 People take you for granted. Make people miss you.
-汉考克 没人喜欢你 -我喜欢你 - People don't like you, Hancock. - I do.
只需要两个礼拜 人们就会闹着要你回来 Two weeks, you know? The public will be clamoring for you.
一旦如此 我们就万事俱备了 When they do, Well be ready.
最多不过就是我错了 Worst- case scenario is I'm wrong
你就只管飞走好了 and you just, you know, fly out of there.
你能损失什么呢 What do you got to lose?
我向洛杉矶的市民道歉 "I apologize to the people of Los Angeles.
我行为不端 愿意接受制裁 My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences.
我恳求获得市民们 I ask my fellow Angelenos...
的耐心和宽恕 ...for their patience and understanding."
汉考克 你是个混蛋 you're an asshole, Hancock!
混蛋 Asshole!
生活对我来说并不容易 "Life here can be difficult for me.
毕竟 我没有同类 After all, I'm the only one of my kind.
在我监禁期间 During my incarceration, I will be participating...
我会治疗酗酒 并学习控制脾气 in aleohol and anger- management treatment."
你这个死酒鬼 you're a drunk bum!
你们应该有更好的生活 我会变好 我会的 "You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better."
好啊 All right.
花花公子 把手给我 Give me the hand, playboy.
你这无赖 I see you, punk!
我懂了 Oh, I get it.
你们大部分人都是被我扔进来的 I put some- - Most of you in here.
是啊 就是你 Yes, you did.
我能理解你们的感受 I can understand you feeling some kind of way about that.
什么 What?
你们走你们的阳关道 我过我的独木桥 So I'm gonna do me, and I'm gonna let you do you.
我可不想惹麻烦 I don't want no trouble.
行吗 All right?
我只想回牢房而已 I just wanna go to my cell.
-别想就这么溜走 -没门儿 - That ain't gonna happen. - Nope.
对不起 Excuse me.
拜托 请让让 Excuse me, please.
他死定了 Deadly.
如果你不让开 你的头将会塞进他屁股里 If you don't move, your head is going up his ass.
你们真要冒这种险吗 Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train?
切 混蛋 Choo, choo, asshole.
把他弄出来 把他弄出来 Get him out! Get him out!
你又把一个人的头塞进另一个人的屁股里了 Did you shove a man's bead up another mans ass?
我们…恶性循环又开始了 We're gonna- Were gonna circle bank to that.
检察官们想把你的刑期延长到八年 The DA's office wants your sentence to run eight years.
够久的 不过我们也并不是没有预料到 It's a big number, but not something we didn't anticipate.
我们计划…你干什么呢 You know, our plan is- What are you doing?
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey!
你是说他们要我 It sounded like you said they want me
在这鬼地方待上八年吗 to spend eight years in this shithole.
不一定 表现好的话就是四年半 Eight is more like four and a half with good behavior.
其实没什么关系 因为你不在了 But it's irrelevant because with you out of the picture...
犯罪率狂升不止 ...and with the crime rate going up through the roof...
检察官和警察们 ...the DA and the cops,
会要求立即释放你 they're all gonna call for your immediate release.
他们会要求的 你干什么 坐下 they're gonna demand it. Where are you going? Sit down.
嘿 待在原地别动 Hey. Hey. Stop right there.
-停下 汉考克 -让开 - Stop it. Hancock. - Move.
-汉考克 -回来 - Hancock! - Get back!
你真是个懦夫 you're being a coward!
-你在说谁呢 -我就是在说你 - Who you talking to? - I'm talking to you.
雷 你说谁呢 Who are you talking to, Ray?
别假装你毫不在乎 Stop pretending that you do not care.
汉考克 你是肩负着使命的 你是英雄 You have a calling. you're a hero, Hancock.
这次你要不乖乖服役的话 you're gonna be miserable the rest
你的余生会很悲惨的 of your life until you accept that.
相信我 相信我们的计划 这个过程 请待在这里 Trust me. Trust this plan, this process. Just stay in here.
当他们需要时 我们会给他们一个英雄 When they call, a hero's what we're gonna give them.
雷 那我们要怎么做 How we gonna do that, Ray?
好吧 伙计们 让我们开始分享吧 All right, guys, Let's start sharing.
-唐恩 你想说什么吗 -是的 - Don? You had something? - Yeah.
是啊 我想我可能有点小进展了 Yeah, I think I might've had a little bit of a breakthrough.
祝贺你 Good for you.
我是说 我发现折断别人的脖子 其实很容易 Yeah, I mean, I realized that breaking necks is- - It's easy.
但我坐在这里 盯着镜子里的自己 But I'm sitting there and I'm staring at myself in the mirror...
-然后我想其实挺难的 -是啊 - ...and I thought, "This is tough." - Yeah, it sounds tough.
你怎么一直在笑 Why do you always laugh?
想象你盯着镜子看 Picturing you looking at the mirror.
吓得我差点尿裤子了 It would scare the shit out of me.
每次我开讲 他总是破坏气氛 Every time I'm talking, he completely ruins the cycle.
让我们来听听打岔的人有什么想说的吧 Now, let's watch the crosstalk.
他要还这么做 我就什么也不说了 I'm not gonna share anymore if he keeps doing that.
别呀 别 No, no, no.
-继续说啊 -我们继续 - Keep sharing. - Let's move on.
汉考克先生 你今天想说点什么吗 Mr. Hancock, do you wanna share today?
不想 Pass.
你的着陆是你给人的第一印象 Your landing is your fast impression.
英雄的方式 It's your superhero handshake.
动作别太大 也别醉醺醺的 Don't come in too hot, okay? Don't come in too boozy.
也别在价值十万美元的奔驰车上着陆 好吗 And don't land on a $100,000 Mercedes. All right?
你出现时 人们得是很高兴的 People have to be happy that You've arrived.
汉考克先生 该你了 Mr. Hancock, your share.
下次吧 Pass.
你从大门进出 建筑物也完好无损 So you've used the door and the building's still intact.
你来时大家都很高兴 他们觉得很安全 People are happy that you've arrived. They feel safe.
那儿有个警官 他干得不错 Ihere's an officer and he's done a good job...
那就和他说干得好 so tell him he's done a good job.
要是他能干得不错 那还要我来干什么 What the hell did I have to come for if he's done a good job?
我靠 Oh, man!
科布尔电台 调频850 KBLA radio, AM 850.
今天的话题毫无疑问是汉考克 这位听众想说什么 Todays big story, no surprise here: Hancock. what's your take?
我受够了这家伙 I, for one, have had enough of this guy.
真高兴他终于入狱了 I'm glad he's doing time around bars
我希望他不会轻易被放出来 and I hope they don't let him off easy.
放我表哥波奇出来 Let my cousin Pookie out.
警官 我看你们都不穿防弹背心 "I see you don't wear a bulletproof vest, security officer.
我很佩服你们的勇气 I respect your courage...
因为子弹不会从你们身上弹开 在我身上可以 ...because bullets don't bounce 0ff you, they bounce off me."
这个城市里匪徒和毒贩子横行 This City is being run by gangs and drug dealers.
汉考克是唯一让他们胆寒的人 Hansock makes them shake in theirboots.
他的行为虽然不雅观 但确实行之有效 He doesnt tie a pretty ribbon around it, but he gets the job done.
还有 他很性感 Besides, he's hot.
你说说看 让我听听 干得好 Let me hear you say it. Let me hear you say, "Good job."
干… G- -
干… Goo-
汉考克先生 你想说点什么吗 Mr.Hancock, would you like to share?
-不想 -好 - Pass. - Good.
好 Good.
干得… Good.
干得… Good j- -
干得好 Good job.
监禁第五天 汉考克坚守诺言 仍然待在狱内 Jail watch, day five, and true to his word, Hancock remains incarcerated.
与此同时 犯罪率仍然持续上涨 Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise.
洛杉矶警察局宣布 自从汉考克入狱后 The L.A.P.D. is reporting increases of up to 30 percent...
最近五天内 犯罪率上升到了30% ...in the last five days that Hancock has been behind bars.
-汉考克 你好 汉考克 -你好啊 小鬼 - Hancock! Hey, Hancock! - Hey, little buddy.
-汉考克 我们带了点东西给你 -嘿 嘿 - Hancock. We brought you something! - Hey, hey.
汉考克 你好吗 Hey, what's up, Hancock?
雷呢 他在哪 Wheres- - ? Where's Ray?
不 只有我俩 雷上班去了 No, it's just us. Ray's working.
艾伦一直想来看你 Auron really wanted tu come and see you...
我们就带了点意大利面来 so we just dropped by with some Spagheffi Madness.
也许我该让警卫检查看看 I should probably let the guard check for keys-
-不不 给我吧 -好的 给 - No, no. Here. - Okay. Here you go.
你给我带肉丸来了啊 Oh, you brought me meatballs, hub?
-大口吃吧 -伙计 太爽了 太爽了 - Just dig in. - Oh, man, look at that. Look at that.
-这肉丸真好吃 -谢谢你 汉考克 - That's a good meatball. - Thanks, Hancock.
雷是个好人 Ray is a good man.
无论你在做什么 请别让他失望 Whatever this is you're doing, don't let him down.
好吗 Okay?
好了 我们得走了 伙计 Okay. Well, we should probably go, buddy.
-这么快 我想和汉考克在一起 -好啦 甜心 - Already? I wanna stay with Hancock. - Yeah. Sweetheart...
我们得走了 来 和汉考克说再见 ...we have to go. Come on, say goodbye to Hancock.
来 汉考克 这是我的最爱 我想把它送给你 Here, Hancock. It's my favorite one, and I want you to have it.
-真可爱 -谢谢 妈妈 - That was very sweet. - Thanks, Mom.
走吧 Come here.
汉考克先生 你想说点什么吗 Mr. Hancock, would you like to share?
不想 Pass.
好吧 你呢 菲利浦 All right. Phillip?
我爱你们 伙计 I love yo guys, man.
-我们爱你 -我们也爱你 菲利浦 - We love you. - We love you ton, Phillip.
当你重出江湖的时候穿 For when they call.
-我不用穿那个 对吧 -要穿 - I ain't wearing that, Ray. - Yes, you are.
-不 不 -不 你得穿 - Oh, no, I'm not. - No, you are.
不 我不会穿的 雷 Actually, I'm not, Ray.
不管你怎么想 你也一定得穿 You think you're not, but you are.
伸张正义时 我宁可光着屁股也不要穿这个 I will fight crime butt- ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.
你光过屁股 我们都看到了 就在YouTube上 You know, you have fought naked. We've got that. That's on YouTube.
汉考克 这是制服 制服表明了职业 Hancock, this is a uniform. A uniform represents purpose.
就像医生服 警察制服 消防员服 对吧 Doctors, policemen, firemen, right?
-制服就代表了身份 -已经两周了 - It represents a caI'llng. - It's been two weeks.
-是啊 -外面都没人惦记过我 雷 - Yeah? - Nobody out there is missing me, Ray.
耐心点 相信我 好吗 Just be patient. You gotta trust me on this. All right?
各单位注意 各单位注意 Perimeter breach, perimeter breach.
混蛋 Asshole!
你还是个混蛋 you're still a fake- ass punk.
该死 Damn!
汉考克先生 Mr. Hancock?
有话要说吗 It's your share.
没有 Pass.
-来吧 试试 说吧 -来吧 约翰 - Come on, man, try it. Let it out. - Come on, John.
没有什么可说的 I don't have nothing.
没什么可说的吗 来吧 约翰 There's nothing an your mind? Come on, John.
-真酷 伙计 -说吧 - It's cool, man. - Come on.
-来吧 -说出来吧 - Come on. - Do it.
凡事都有第一次 First time for everything.
-说出来会轻松点的 现在 -让它结束吧 来吧 伙计 试试 - Feels good to release, now. - Let it heal. Come an, man, try it.
来了那么久了 难道就没有什么要说的吗 Come in here all these days, you don't have anything to share?
我叫 汉考克 我很喜欢喝酒什么的 I'm Hancock, and I drink and stuff.
很好 谢谢分享 All right. Thanks for sharing.
-好的 -谢谢 - Okay. - Thank you.
-很好 -很不错 - All right. - That's awesome.
-鼓掌 -这就对了 很好的分享 - That's a dsp. Yeah. - There you go. Good share.
汉考克 Hey, Hancock.
快起来 Come on, get up.
-有你电话 -让他留言 - You got a phone call. - Take a message.
警察局长打来的 It's the chief of police.
他说需要你的帮助 He says he needs your help.
有位女警被困住了 她老公是位军人 The trapped officer's husband is Corporal Joseph Blake...
去年战死在伊拉克 ..who was killed last year in lraq...
留下她和两个孩子 我们在此等待最新消息 ...leaving her two small children. We are waiting for the latest news...
很显然有三名嫌疑犯 还有 ...but apparently there are three suspects and....
发生什么事情了 What's going on?
我冲了 I'm out!
趴下 趴下 Stay down! Stay down!
趴下 Stay down!
-出来 -下来 - Get out! - Get down!
下来 Get it down!
走 大家后退 走 Let's go! Everybodys gotta get back! Let's go!
后退 快走 Back! Move!
我们已经封锁北面 东面和南面 We got perimeters set up on the north, east and south sides.
西面还敞开着 The west side is open.
别撞坏大楼 别撞坏大楼 别撞坏大楼 Don't break the building, don't break the building.
看什么看 What?
衣服有点紧 什么情况 It's a little tight. What you got?
银行抢劫 4名劫匪 至少劫持了8个人质 Bank job. I got at least eight hostages. Four bad guys.
有一名女警受伤 我们没法冲过去救他 0fficer pinned down. We can't get to her.
劫匪朝我们扫射了一个上午 而且… They been spraying the hell out of us all morning. And-
他们还绑了重量级炸弹 50口径 甚至更大火力 They got some kind of heavy artillery. Fifty caliber or bigger.
-不知道你行不行 -没问题 - I don't know if that matters to you. - No, I'm good.
干得好 Good job.
真的 你们干得好 Really, good job.
下来 Get down!
是汉考克 It's Hancock!
打死他 Take him out!
干得好 Good job!
允许我碰你的身体吗 Do I have permission to touch your body?
行 Yes!
我不是想吃你豆腐啊 It's not sexual.
不是因为你不漂亮 Not that you're not an attractive woman.
-你真的很迷人… -快救我出去 - you're a very attractive woman- - Get me the hell out of here!
他正往外走 He's on the move!
让道 让道 He's moving, he's moving!
干得好 Good job.
-你伤到哪了吗 -我的腿 - Are you hit anywhere? - My leg!
-汉考克 -干得好 - Hancock! - Cand job.
干得好 我要你现在就去制止犯罪 You said that. I need you ta end this now.
检查门窗 Check the flanks.
查看四周 Secure the perimeter.
散开 Spread out!
他们要从后面包抄 They're gonna come around the back.
他飞哪去了 What happened to him?
他在哪 他在哪 Whered he go? Where'd he go?
怎么回事 What is happening?
-我听说你在蹲监狱啊 -我提前出狱了 - I heard you was in the siammer. - Out early.
-为什么 -表现好呗 - Why's that? - Good behavior.
你知道这是什么吗 Do you know what this is?
我猜大概是炸药之类的吧 I'm guessing it's same kind of detonator- type deal.
每个人身上都绑着8磅c-4炸药 There's 8 pounds of C- 4 strapped to esch and every one ofthem.
这是弹簧引爆钮 This isa spring- loaded dead man's switch.
如果我的拇指掉下来： If my thumb comes 0ff it:
而现在 你搅乱了我们的计划 And now, since weve had a little change of plan...
该死的警察包围了我们 ...between the police showing up and you sucking nut all of my associates...
我要你闯进金库 ...I want you to break into the vault.
里面有0.75吨的小面额现金 You'll find three quarter- ton pallet's of small bills inside.
价值三千万美金 Thirty million dollars.
你把钱都取出来给我 And you're gonna carry it for me.
让我带着钱安全的离开这里 You are gonna get me safely away from here with the money...
不然的话 我就把这些人质炸得稀巴烂 ...or else they'll be cleaning up these hostages with a mop.
我不得不拒绝你 I'm gonna have to say no to that.
我正在改邪归正 I'm really trying to turn over a new leaf.
那我就把整栋楼给炸了 你个混蛋 I will blow up this entire building, you asshole.
我真的很不喜欢那个词 I really don't like that word.
我会把他们都炸上天 I will blow them sky- high...
他们的血肉将会布满你的双手 ...and their blood will be an your hands.
你听见了吗 混蛋 Do you hear me, asshole?
再叫我一声混蛋… Call me a asshole...
试试看 ...one more time.
混… Ass-
按住引爆钮别动 Keep your hand on that trigger.
-干得好 -不 是你干得好 - Good job. - No. You, good job.
-谢谢 -干得好 - Thank you. - Good job.
汉考克 Hancock!
跟你的粉丝们打个招呼 帅呆了 Say hi to your fans. Look what you got.
这里走 Here we go. This way.
-汉考克 你今天在银行那真帅 -谢谢 - Hancock. At the bank today, intense. - Thank you.
微笑 Smile.
干得好 汉考克 Good job, Hancock!
伙计 谁都可以进来啊 Hey. Boy, they'll let anybody in here, huh?
汉考克 来认识一下 这是麦克·吉尔伯恩和杰里米·修米 Hancock, meet these guys. This is Mike Kilbourne and Jeremy Himmel.
是忠实粉丝啊 Gigantic fans. Insane!
他们是最大的广告公司的合伙人 These guys are partners at the biggest ad firm.
连电话都不打啊 老兄 You never call, man.
-我打过好几次了 -没接到 - I have called. A couple oftimes. - Water under the bridge, man.
你能牵就一下吗 Could you guys get used to this or what?
你们俩是怎么认识的 How'd you two meet?
我以前结过一次婚 I was married once before.
我前妻… First wife...
生艾伦时难产死了 ...she died giving birth to Aaron.
现在不说这个 但… 但… It's another dinner. But...But...
总之就剩我一个人 带着个漂亮可爱的小宝贝 So there I am, I'm with this beautiful little baby.
不知道该怎么办好 I don't know what the hell to do.
有次我在超市 And I was in the supermarket...
逛儿童用品区时 ...and I'm in the baby aisle...
面对一架子的尿布 ...and I've got a brand of diapers in each hand.
我傻眼了 完全不知所措 I'm staring at them, but I don't know how I'm gonna get through the day.
一位天使… An angel...
出现了 ...sees me.
她明白我的处境 她…她望了我一眼 She knew. She was- She gave me this look.
就那一瞬间 And even in the trance I was in,
我知道 那个将我的心牢牢锁住的人出现了 I knew that somebody somewhere...was throwing me a little rope.
你知道吗 You know?
从那天开始 你让我的生活重新步入正轨了 知道吗 Starting that day, you really put my life back together. Right?
-你醉了 -是吗 来 - You're drunk. - So? Come here.
你呢 伙计 What about you, buddy?
你来自另一个星球 对吧 You're from another planet, aren't you?
不 伙计 我来自迈阿密 No, man, I'm from Miami.
你不是伴随着一阵强光或者…从天而降吗 You didn't come in on, like, a meteor or- - ?
不是 我只记得 我醒来的时候是在医院 Nope. Woke up in a hospital, first thing I remember.
政府医院对吗 他们在拿你做实验还有… Government hospital, yes? Experimenting on you and-
不 是迈阿密的一个普通急诊室 No, Ray. Regular old Miami emergency room.
-不会吧 -我的头盖骨都裂开了 - Come on. - My skull was fractured.
他们都说我快不行了 They told me I tried to stop a mugging.
-你被人打晕了 -我猜我原来是个普通人 - Somebody knocked you out. - I guess I was a regular guy before...
当我醒来时 我变了 ...and when I woke up, I was changed.
护士想在我手臂上扎针 The hospital nurse tried tu put a needle in my arm...
结果针头都弯了 ...and it just broke against my skin.
而我的头盖骨很快就合了 只用了一个小时 And then my skull healed in, like, an hour.
医生们都惊呆了 The doctors were astounded...
他们很想知道我发生了什么事 ..and they wanted to know my story.
就像你们一样 但是我没法告诉他们 我也不知道自己是谁 Just like you. But I couldn't tell them. I don't know who I am.
是失忆症 Amnesia.
当头部受到重击后 You know, the blow to the head.
对 医生也这么想 Yeah, well, that's what they figured.
-你什么都不记得了吗 -不记得了 - You don't remember anything? - No.
我口袋里只有… Only thing I had in my pocket was...
一个泡泡糖 ...bubble gum...
和两张电影票 ...two movie tickets.
电影的名字叫科学怪人 Boris Karloff, Frankenstein.
但没有身份证 什么也没有 Bot no ID, nothing.
签字出院的时候 护士要我亲笔签名 I went to sign out, the nurse asked me for my John Hancock.
我还以为我就是呢 I actually thought that's who I was.
我怎么一点都不知道这些事 How come I didn't hear any of this,
也没有见报呢 didn't read about it in any newspapers?
或许报上有登过消息 在80年前吧 It was probably in the papers 80 years ago.
80年前 Eighty years ago?
我是长生不老的 是这样 Oh, I don't age. This is it.
真好 - That's nice. - Gotta wonder, though:
我常想我以前是个怎样的坏蛋啊… What kind of bastard must I have been...
竟然没人来认我 ...that nobody was there to claim me?
虽然我不是世界上最有魅力的男人 I mean, I'm not the most charming guy in the world...
大家也都这么说 但… so I'vee been told, but...
就没人来认我吗 ...nobody?
你爬楼很轻松吧 That didn't tire you out, coming up the stairs?
-不见得 -我真有点晕了 - Not really. - I'm real spinny.
把我扔上楼就好了 Could've just flown me upstairs.
-轻点儿 -我帮你脱鞋 - I could've done without that. - Get your shoes off here.
好的 你也只能帮我脱这个了 All right, That's all you're getting off of me though.
你相信我 是吗 汉考克 You believe in me, don't you, Hancock?
当然了 雷 我相信你 扶我起来 - Of course, Ray. I believe in you. - Help me up here.
听着 这很重要 因为我相信你 你知道吗 而且… Listen. This is important because I believe in you, you know, and....
你一定会做得很好的 you're gonna do great.
你能摆平一切的 you're gonna fix everything.
-好好睡一觉吧 雷 -你也是 - You get same sleep, Ray. - You sleep tight too.
汉考克 命令起我来了 Hancock tucking me in.
好的 他睡着了 All right, he's asleep.
醉得不省人事了吧 The damn babysitter never cleans up after herself.
你手上有瘀伤 You have a bruise an your hand.
你… You-
你该走了 You should go.
很晚了 Getting late.
要是雷知道的话… If Ray finds out about me...
你就死定了 ...you're dead.
我们会收拾的 好吗 不用担心 Joan, were gonna take care of that, okay? Don't you worry.
亲爱的 Hi, honey.
吃早餐吧 Breakfas?
汉考克打了个喷嚏 Hancock sneezed, huh?
你相信吗 真夸张 真可惜你呼呼大睡 Can you believe it? It's amazing that you slept through that.
-你真会睡 -真的假的 - You're a good sleeper. - HoIy shit.
我早说过他会惹麻烦的了 但是… I'm not gonna say I told you so, but....
你说过他打个喷嚏 就能把我们家掀翻吗 You told me he was gonna sneeze a hole through the house?
我只是说会惹麻烦… I just said him being araund-
亲爱的 帮我开开 谢谢 Oh, sweetbea, can you get that? Thanks.
-我的天啊 盖子真紧 -开了 - Oh, God, you strong man. - I got it.
但你什么都不用担心 But you don't worry about anything.
我已经向邻居们道歉了 打电话给物业了 I already apologized to the neighbors. Called State Farm.
他们会收拾好的 Everything is taken care of.
你只要… You just...
尽情享用早餐就行了 ...enjoy that breakfast.
这是什么 我们外出度假怎样 What's this? Are we going on vacation? Are we?
就我们三个人 Just the three of us.
-这个夏末吗 -今晚就去 - End of the summer? - Tonight.
-今晚 -我们去 - Tonight? - Let's go somewhere.
敲敲门 Knock, knock.
好 Gesundheit.
我刚告诉雷了 希望你别再打喷嚏了 I was just telling Ray here, I hope you're dose sneezing...
因为我想我们的房子再也承受不了… ...because I don't think our house could take much more
你的喷嚏了 of your sneezing.
是的 有时候嗅到灰尘 我就会打喷嚏… Yeah, sometimes I sneeze when theres dust...
或者大吃一惊时也会 ..or if I get really surprised.
真不幸 我是吉尔伯恩 That's unfortunate. This is Kilbourne.
迈克 最近怎样 Mike? How you doing?
也很高兴见到你啊 It was great ta see you too.
是的… Yep.
是的… Well....
对 继续说 说 Right. Go ahead, shoot.
好的 我手头有笔 Okay. I got a pen right here.
对 不 我知道 Right. No, I know.
正好在我这 It's right here in my hand.
我警告你 I am warning you.
好的 继续 All right, go ahead.
好的 很好 Okay, good.
现在… 我们还是在310 对吧 Now...And that's still in 310, right?
请稍等下 Hang on one second.
帮个忙 别吵 Do me a favor...?
不好意思 迈克 对 I'm sorry, Mike. Yeah.
我们得谈谈 We're gonna talk.
走开 Go away.
我承认我很兴奋 Well, it is something that I'm really excited about.
-我可以成天这么干 -闭嘴…闭嘴 - I'm gonna do this all day. - Shut- - Shut up.
我想… I- - I suppose....
-好吧 那就谈吧 好吗 -谈吧谈吧 - Fine. We'll talk, okay? - We will.
谈完了 你就滚 And when were done talking,
离我的家人远远的 you go away and you leave my family alone.
-4点在我家见 -随你便 - My plane at 4:00. - Whatever.
我是说… 现在电话里真的不方便说 It means... Well, I'd rather not talk numbers now.
再约个时间谈谈吧 I'd like to save them for the pitch. So let's just set a time.
就这样说定了 到时候见 好的 That's good with me. I will see you then. All right.
好的 3点半 好极了 Yeah, 3:30. Great.
亲爱的 屋里是不是很热 Hon, is it hot in here?
他伤害了你 是吗 He hurt you, didn't he?
行了 说话啊 Come on, use your words.
那你感觉怎样 How did it make you feel?
很痛 Sore.
郁闷 Bad.
那是因为他夺走了你的权力 It's because he took your power.
你要把权力夺回来 And you have to get your power back.
没人会主动把权力还给你 And no one will give you your power bank.
你得自己夺回来 You have to go out and take it.
懂吗 You understand me?
我们要找到汉考克 Were gonna go find Hancock...
夺回你的权利 ...and get your power back.
问吧 Ask.
-你和我 -什么你和我 - You and I. - "You ard I" what?
-我们是同类 -才不是 - We're the same. - No.
我比你强 I'm stronger.
真的 Really?
没错 Oh, yeah.
我们是什么人 Who are we?
神 天使 不同文化有不同说法 Gods, angels. Differen cultures call us by different names.
不过突然之间超级英雄成了我们的代名词 Now all of a sudden, it's "superhero."
-有其他人像我们这样吗 -曾经有 - Are there more of us? - There were.
不过都死了 They all died.
只剩我们俩了 It's just the two of us.
这是什么 What is this?
我们对彼此来说算什么 Who are we to each other?
-兄妹 -说谎 - Were brother and sister. - That's a lie.
-没说谎 我是你妹妹 -说谎 - No, I'm your sister. - That is a lie.
-我是你妹妹 -说谎 - I'm your sister. - That is a lie.
你昨晚的亲吻 可不是兄妹之间的吻 Sisters don't kiss brothers the way you kissed me last night.
你说谎 交易结束 You're lying, deal's 0ff.
等着看雷会有什么反应吧 Let's go see how Ray feels about this.
你他妈给我回来 Get your ass back here!
我要告诉他 I'm telling!
这个红心标志将在全球得到推广 The AllHeart symbol will be known globally...
它是一个标志 ...as a symbol...
代表着愿献身于改变世界的企业 ...that represenis companies that are committed to changing the world.
他们愿捐出别人赖以维生的产品 They can give away their sostenance goods, okay?
食物 药品 能源 衣服 全都免费 Food, drugs, power, clothing, for free.
-我们要谈的是汉考克 -第二 - We were talking about Hancock- - Number two.
离我和我家人远点 You stay away from me and my family.
你不能再这么对我 You are not gonna do this to me again.
什么 我不知道你在说什么 What? I don't know what you're talking about.
-嘿 -我爱你 汉考克 - Hey! - I love you, Hancock!
这样不行 结局每次都一样 It can't werk. It always ends the same way.
波斯 希腊 布鲁克林 Persia. Greece. Brooklyn.
布鲁克林 我可从没去过哪里 Brooklyn? I've never been to Brooklyn.
这三千年来 我已经受够你了 I have put up with your bullshit for 3000 years...
我受够了 听到没 ...and I am done! Done, you listening?
不知道你在说什么 I dort know what you're talking about!
我终于得到幸福了 Finally, I am happy!
绝不允许你毁了这一切 You are not gonna mess with that!
完全不知道你在鬼扯什么 I don't know what you're talking about!
我不想戳破你这疯女人的幻想 I hate to burst your little crazy- lady bubble...
但那根本不可能发生 ...but it must not have been all that great
因为我根本不记得你啊 because I don't remember you.
再说一次疯女人… Call me crazy...
试试看 ...one more time.
疯疯 Cuckoo.
好吧 等等 All righ, hold it. All right.
你最好别拿那辆卡车砸我 You better not hit me with that truck.
企业需要做的就是 For companies to qualify,
证明自己是全球一流的… they need to prove they are a leader in the global-
我们想谈谈汉考克先生 We wanna talk about Mr. Hancock.
以及他们愿献身于改善世界 They're committed to bettering the world.
有四种方法 这就是他们如何… They can do this in four ways. This is how they....
最重要的是 红心标志是品牌标识 The most important thing with AllHeart is brand recognition.
我制作了一些样本 I've mocked up these examples here...
在东京 伦敦 迪拜 巴黎 in Tokyo, London, Dubai, Paris.
喔 不 Oh, no.
我们需要大规模宣传 市场… We need maximum exposure, market penetra-
下雪了吗 Is it snowing?
走开 Get off!
-走开 -听着 - Get off me! - Listen to me!
-我讨厌你 -我很抱歉 - I hate you! - I am sorry!
不管我是谁 做过什么…看着我 Whoever I am, whatever I did- Look at me.
我很抱歉 - - I'm sorry.
你怎么会飞 玛丽 你刚刚在飞 Why were you flying? You were flying, Mary.
-雷 她的确在飞 -好吧 我是在飞 - Yeah, she was definitely flying, Ray. - Okay, I was flying.
我还很强壮 And I'm very strong as well.
-我们就是这样 -我们 - It's just the way we are. - "We"?
我和他 Me and him,
现在只剩我们俩 其他对都死了 it's just us now. The others paired up and died.
你在我拖车时 没提到成双成对这件事 You didn't say anything about pairing up at the trauer.
-你还去了他的拖车 -这很难解释 - You were at his trauer. - This is hard to explain.
-很好 洗耳恭听 -我也是 - Great, I'm all ears. - Me too.
帮个忙 让我和我老婆独处一下 Do me a favor, just give me and my wife one moment.
-雷 现在不是时候 -别插嘴 - Don't bring it here, Ray. - The aduits are talking.
理论上讲… Technically speaking...
他才是我老公 ...he's my husband.
胡说八道 Holy shit.
-什么 -我们几十年前分了手 - What? - We broke up decades ago.
早在你出生之前 他只是不记得了 Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
但你记得 不是吗 你知道 But you can, right? You knew?
玛丽 第一次约会时你就该告诉我 That's something you bring up on a first date, Mary.
我不爱旅行 对猫过敏 我不会死 "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal."
最少应该给我提个醒 Those are same things you give a heads- up on.
不管我们是什么 Whatever we are,
我们是成双成对被创造出来的 we were built in twos, okay?
我们彼此牵引 Were drawn tu euch other.
无论我跑多远 他总在那 No matter how far I run, he's always there.
他都能找到我 这是定律 He finds me. It's physics.
你是说你们命中注定要在一起么 Are you saying that you two are fated to be together?
雷 我已活了很久很久了 I've lived for a very long time, Ray.
我学到了一件事 And the one thing I learned...
命运不决定一切 ...fate doesn't decide everything.
人们有选择权 People get to choose.
所以你选择 And you chose...
让我以为自己孤家寡人 ...to let me think I was bere alone.
你的回忆都不是什么好东西 I didn't think you'd miss what you didn't remember.
很好 现在怎样 Great. Now what?
我也没想到会这样 I didn't plan for this.
监狱管理层证实 Prison authorities confirmed...
犯人暴动是肯尼斯·红·派克二世煽动的 ...that the prisoner uprising was led by Kenneth "Red" Parker Jr...
他也是上周银行抢劫案的首脑 ...who was also the leader of last week's Spring Street bank robbery.
至少有八名犯人下落不明 At least eight prisoners are not accounted for.
更多监狱暴动消息 请关注诺沃克新闻台 More information on the prison not in Norwalk.
监狱的建筑工人被人击晕 Consfruction workers at the prison were knocked unconscious.
犯人偷走了工人的衣服 The prisoners stole the workers' clothes...
可能已有几名犯人逃脱 ...and it's feared at least same of them have escaped.
派克是幕后主谋 Parker is considered a criminal mastermind.
他十分擅长利用心理激将法 He is very effective at using psychological persuasion...
藉此领导不同背景的罪犯 ...to organize criminals from different backgrounds.
他之前是心理学教授 任教于斯坦福大学 He is a former psychology professor from Stanford University.
任教时 他组织了恶名昭彰的罪犯网络 While there, he organized a notorious criminal network...
成员皆为斯坦福大学毕业生 ...comprised of graduate students from diverse...
91块1毛 Ninety- one ten.
91块1 有没有搞错 Ninety- one ten? Yuu gotta be shitting me.
91块1毛 Ninety- one ten.
公然抢劫 Highway robbery.
-干嘛 -我要把钱拿走 - What? - I'm taking the money.
我懂这种感觉 I can relate to that.
知道吗 当你想要些什么 You know? If you want something...
没人能阻止你 ...nobody can stop you from taking it...
只管拿就好了 不是吗 ...you just take it, right?
我喜欢那样 I like that.
但是你有这个本事吗 But can you take it?
我的巧克力士力架 对阵你的手枪 My Zagnut bar versus your gun.
抱歉打破你的玻璃 Sorry about your window.
-空出1020室 -让开 - I need Room 1020. - Clear!
空出1020室 I need Room 1020.
需要静脉点滴 血液质量分析 I need IV line, blood quality,
血液常规检查 电解质 血浆 还有… CBC, elecirolytes, a PT, and- -
静脉点滴在哪 Where's his IV line?
-没用的 -针弄好了 - That's not gonna work. - I'm in.
怎么回事 what's happening?
插播一则新闻 约翰·汉考克 This just in. John Hancock has been rushed...
被紧急送进洛杉矶总医院 ..to Los Angeles General Hospital.
身上多处枪伤 情况危急 Hancock is in serious condition with multiple gunshot wounds.
目前还不知道他受伤的原因 No story yet as to how this happened to him...
但我们会持续追踪报导 ...but we will conhinue to cover this story live. Reporting live from L.A....
-有开枪者的线索吗 -安伯瑞先生 - Any lead on the assailant? - Mr. Embrey!
只有几个问题 先生 请留步 Just a couple of questions, sir, please.
你能描述一下事情发生的经过吗 Can you describe how it happened?
据我所知 他正在阻止一桩抢劫案 From what I've heard, he was trying to stop a robbery.
射伤他的枪用了什么特殊的子弹吗 Do you know if special ammunition was used in the gun that shot him?
不清楚 Not that I'm aware of.
这和那位神秘女超人有关吗 Could this have to do with the mysterious woman?
-有人目击他们打架 -不清楚 - He was seen battling her. - I do not have that answer.
女超人是否比汉考克强 Could this woman be wore powerful than Hancock?
这是209的测试报告 Here are the lab resuits for 209.
你要变成普通人了 you're becoming mortal.
这是因为… It's us...
我们太靠近彼此 ...being close to each other.
但以前从没这么快开始 It's never happened this fast before.
你必须离开 You have to leave.
离我越远 恢复的越快 The further you get from me, the better you're gonna feel.
超能力会慢慢回到你身上 You'll start getting yaur powers back...
在你还没意识到情况前… ...and be flying and breaking things...
你又能跑跑跳跳 东敲西打 拯救人类了 ...and saving people before you know it.
我说过 我们是成对制造的 Well, it's like I said, we were built in pairs.
太靠近另一半 超能力就会消失 And when we get dose to our opposites, we lose our power.
-为什么 -为了过人类的生活 - Why? - So we can live human lives.
爱情 羁绊 Love, connect...
白头偕老 死亡 ...grow old, die.
我们怎么了 What happened to us?
公元前4年的夏天 Summer of 4 B.C.
我们像现在一样 变成了普通人 We were becoming mortal, like now.
他们拿剑追杀我 They came after me with swords.
你救了我 But you saved me.
1850年 1850.
他们烧了我们的房子 They set our house on fire.
你把我从无情的大火里救了出来 You pulled me out of the flames.
八十年前 Eighty years ago.
那时发生了什么 What happened then?
我们住在迈阿密 We were living in Miami...
城里上映着一部新电影 ...and a new movie was playing in town.
科学怪人 Frankenstein.
就在我们… And after...
走在法勒街上时 ...we walked down Flagler Street...
你紧紧握着我的手 ...and you took my hand, and you held it so tight.
他们从小巷里攻击我们 And they attacked us in an alley.
你伤得好重 流了好多血 They hit you so hard. There was so much blond.
他们不让我跟你一起去医院 They wouldn't let me ride in the ambulance with you.
我到医院时你已经醒了 And by the time I got to the hospital, you were awake.
却不认识我了 But you didn't know me.
所以我离开了 So I left.
每当我们在一起… Every time we're together...
他们总能通过我找到你 ...they come after you through me.
你注定要拯救世人 you're built to save people more than the rest of us.
这就是你 你是英雄 That's who you are. You're a hero.
这是上帝做的保险措施 The insurance policy of the gods.
你要 好好活着 Keep one alive. You.
保卫世界 To protect this world.
玛丽 Mary!
妈妈 Mom!
-玛丽 -趴下 - Mary! - Stay down!
好的 Okay.
玛丽 Mary?
住手 Stop.
喔 不 不 求求你 Oh, no! NO! Please!
趴好 Stay down.
玛丽 Hey! Mary!
快点 把她抱上病床 Let's go get her up!
快点 快点 走 走 Come on, Chuck. Let's go, let's go.
-莫菲 -这里需要帮忙 - Morphine. - Here. Help in here!
让她躺下 让她躺下 Hold her down. Hold her down.
让她躺下 Hold her down.
-现在就要心跳监测器了吗 -保持冷静 - You want the monitor now? - Stay calm.
-抓好她 抓好她 -准备心电图 - Hold her, hold her, hold her. - Need EKG leads.
我们之中 汉考克 Upon us all, Hancock.
你并没有什么不同 you're na different.
该是放弃她的时候了 汉考克 Time to shut her down, Hancock.
我们会让你痛快点的 It's been a nice run.
我们会很想你的 Oh, we are all sincerely gonna miss yau.
是你该上路的时候了 But it is time for you to move on.
也许死后 你会去个更幸福的地方 And maybe to a happier place.
想谢我的话 别客气 You can thank me if you want to...
超级英雄 ...superhero.
有没有搞错 You didn't!
艾伦 Aaron!
-匈奴大帝长什么样 -完全是个斗鸡眼 - What about Attila the Hun? - Completely cross- eyed.
-斗鸡眼 -没错 - Cross- eyed? - Yep.
好吧 那伊丽沙白女王呢 All right, what about Queen Elizabeth?
-穷鬼一名 -那肯尼迪呢 - Needy. - J.F.K.? What about him?
喔 他喔 Oh, yeah.
喔 他喔 就这样 "Oh, yeah"? Anything more?
我不喜欢他 导弹危机时我人就在古巴 Not like that. I was in Cuba for the whole missile thing.
恩 等等 Yeah, hang on.
-喂 -雷 - Hello? - Ray.
嘿 我打电话给你都一直不通 Hey, I've been tiying to call you.
喔 我刚刚不在服务区 Yeah, I was out of cell range.
-你在外面 -对 - Are you outside? - Yeah.
-抬头看看 -我在看呢 - Look up. - All right, I'm looking up.
在看呢 I'm looking up.
-宝贝 -什么 - Baby? - What?
你可以改变世界的 you're gonna change the world.
-雷 做的好 -天啊 雷 - Goodjob, Ray. - Oh, my God, Ray.
嘿 抬头看看 Hey. Look up.
汉考克 Hancock.
我以你为荣 I'm proud of you.
谢谢 Thanks.
那会害我惹上麻烦吗 Will I get in trouble for that?
-别动 -不准动 - Freeze! - Don't move!
-天啊 山姆 别这样 -先生 把武器放下 - Oh, my God! Sam! No! - Drop your weapon, sir!
退后 退后 退后 Get back! Get back! Get back!
-放下武器 -退后 不然我要开枪了 - Drop it! - Get back or I'll shoot! Get back!
退后 我说真的 Get beck! I'm not playing.
退后 退后 Get back. Get back!
该死的 你从哪冒出来的 Damn, Handjob. Where you come from?
没事 放轻松 告诉我你要什么 All right, relax. Just Tell me what you need.
叫警察别拿枪指着我 Tell them cops to take their guns off of me.
-好吧 -叫他们别指着我 - All right. - Tell them to take the guns off me.
把枪放下吧 Just take them off. Lower your weapons.
你要穿着紧身衣 You're gonna get us out of here with that tight-
带我们离开这里 ass Wolverine outfit on.
动作快点 混蛋 Now let's make it happen, asshole.