喂! 小心點 Hey, watch it.
故障 這招沒用!
不會吧 Oh, come on.
嘿 麥克 Hey, Mike!
- 拉瑞 - 你好嗎? - Hey, Larry. - How you doing?
尼克呢? Have you seen Nicky?
他跟雅莉回去了 今天是職場家長日 I'm pretty sure he went with Erica. It was half day today.
只讀半天 Parent career Day.
職場家長日
- 嘿 - 嘿 進來吧 - Hey. - Hey. Come on in.
- 你還好吧? - 還好 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah.
怎麼沒人跟我說 今天是職場家長日? Why didn't anybody tell me it was career Day?
什麼? 尼克說他會告訴你的 What do you mean? Nicky said he was gonna tell you.
我想他忘了 Oh, okay, I guess he forgot.
他來了 你好嗎 拉瑞? There he is. How are you, Larry?
很好 你呢 唐恩? Good. How are you doing, Don?
很好 Good.
你說這天氣夠怪的吧? Can you believe this weather?
冷冰冰 像冷冰冰的酷企鵝 Chilly, right? Chilly, chilly, chilly willy the penguin.
別吵啦 我會跟小可愛說你來了 Leave me alone. Hey, why don't I go tell the little corncob you're here.
好 謝了 Great. Great, that's great. Yeah, thanks.
你未婚夫腰上掛的傢伙可真多 Wow, your fiance really manages to squeeze a lot onto that belt.
- 別鬧了 - 什麼? - Stop it. - What?
什麼? 我是說 他就好像… What? No, it's like he's...
股票市場的武林至尊 ...the Batman of stockbrokers.
- 他是債券交易員 - 債券交易員 抱歉 - Bond trader. - Bond trader. Sorry.
你的虛擬高球練習場進度如何? Hey, how's it going with that virtual-reality driving range that you wanted to open?
技術面還有待克服 Getting there, still waiting for the technology to catch up.
這不簡單 有很多移動的物品 It's not easy, there are a lot of moving parts.
你想尼克會喜歡皇后區嗎? Hey, do you think Nick would like Queens?
噢 不 拉瑞 你不會又被趕出來了吧? Oh, no, Larry. You didn't get evicted again, did you?
我沒有… I didn't...
被趕出來 我沒有 不 我是說… ...get evicted. I didn't get evicted, no. I mean, I didn't...
- 不 我還沒有被趕出來 - 拉瑞 聽我說 - No, I didn't get evicted yet. It's like... - Larry, listen to me.
尼克不能再忍受這一切了 I don't know how much more Nicky can take.
每隔幾個月就換新工作 新住所 Every couple months, it's a new career, a new apartment.
要不是為了尼克 我不會管你 If it wasn't for Nicky, I wouldn't say anything, I would stay out of it.
這麼不安定對他不好 It's just, it's too much instability. It's not good for him.
我正在設法解決問題 I'm trying to figure things out right now, okay?
你要知道 You know...
我不認為尼克該跟你在一起 ...I don't think that Nicky should stay with you.
- 什麼? - 除非你安定下來 - What? - Just until you get really settled.
嘿 爸 Hey, Dad.
- 準備去冰上溜躂了? - 酷啊 - Hey, ready to carve it up? - Cool.
好耶 尼克 抄球盤! 衝出去! All right, good! Take it, Nicky! Break away!
- 你搞什麼啊? - 小乖 你還好吧? - What are you doing? - Hey, Nicky! Are you all right?
- 你沒事吧? - 我很好 你下去好嗎? - You okay? - I'm fine. Would you get off the ice?
聽著 他們的左衛很弱 Listen. Their left defenseman is a very weak skater.
往左去 你就有機會射門 好嗎? So you go left side, you got a clear shot at the goal. Okay?
- 謝了 - 好 - Cool, thanks. - All right, man.
沒事 我們很好 繼續比賽吧 We're good here. We're good. All right. As you were, skaters.
加油! Game on!
我沒事 I'm good.
你今天表現得超精彩 I'm telling you, you tore it up out there today.
當職業選手絕對沒問題 Thinking the NHL is a serious possibility.
我不想打曲棍球了 I don't really wanna be a hockey player anymore.
- 好吧 那你想做什麼? - 債券交易員 - All right. What do you wanna be? - A bond trader.
債券交易員? A bond trader?
唐恩就是做那個的 他帶我去過他辦公室 Yeah, it's what Don does. He took me to his office last week.
好吧 That's cool.
你想每天穿西裝打領帶? So you wanna dress up in a monkey suit and tie every day?
像個機器人? Like an automaton robot?
辦公隔間裏不能打球 太窘了 Trust me, you can't play hockey in a cubicle. Kind of awkward.
他有一間很大的辦公室 Well, he's got a pretty big office.
那不是重點 你喜歡曲棍球的 That's not the point. Come on, you love hockey.
我還是喜歡 但當交易員是我的退路 I still like it, but bond trading's my fallback.
你的退路? Your fallback?
等等 你還沒大到要有退路 Wait a minute. You're too young to have a fallback, okay?
還有你是從哪聽到這字眼的? And also, where did you ever even hear that word?
媽跟唐恩有談過你的陰謀 Mom was talking to Don about all your different schemes.
她說是陰謀? She called them schemes?
她說你該找個退路了 She said it was time you found a fallback.
你真的又要搬家了? Are you really moving again?
我不知道 再說吧 I don't know. We'll see. I mean...
皇后區有些地方挺酷的 ...there's some pretty cool places out in Queens.
- 是啊 - 嘿 - Yeah. - Hey.
尼克 看著我 Hey, Nicky, look at me.
看著我 Look at me, man. I wanna tell you something.
我知道我最近狀況很多 I know that things have been kind of up and down for me lately...
你並不好過 ...and that's been hard for you.
不過我覺得我就快成功了 But I really feel like my moment's coming and when it does...
到那時 一切都會很順利 ...everything's just gonna come together, you know?
萬一你弄錯了呢? What if you're wrong...
萬一你只是個 需要找份工作的普通人呢? ...and you're just an ordinary guy who should get a job?
這個嘛 All right, well...
我會搞清楚的 好嗎? You know what, we'll figure it out, okay?
好了 我們去找你媽吧 All right? Come on, let's get you back to Mom's.
達理先生 我敢說 我從事這行43年 Mr. Daley, I can honestly say, in 43 years at this agency...
從未看過你這種履歷 ...l've never seen a resume quite like yours.
好耶 All right.
那並不是讚美 That wasn't a compliment.
上面寫你當過執行長 It says here you were the cEo...
叫"啪噠集團" ...of Snaptime Industries.
能說明一下嗎? Care to elaborate on that?
當然 那是我發明的出品集團 啪噠彈指器 Sure. Well, that was the umbrella corporation for my invention, the Snapper.
彈一下指頭 燈就開 彈一下指頭 燈就關 You know, you snap, the lights come on. Snap, they come off.
這不是早就上市了? Didn't they already make that?
不 那是拍掌器 那很顯然是… No, no, that's the clapper, which, obviously...
剽竊了我們的點子 ...stole a bit of our thunder.
我個人是看不出有什麼差別 Personally, I don't really see what the big difference is, I mean:
你知道 隨便 不過 You know, whatever, but...
不過顯然有占很多數比例的人口 這方面有點困難 ...apparently there is a significant portion of the population that has trouble actually...
- 不大能夠彈指頭 - 拍掌比較簡單 - ...snapping. - Clapping's easier.
這有待商確 Debatable.
我幫不了你 I can't help you.
黛比? Debbie?
我能叫你黛比嗎? Can I call you Debbie? Because...
我一進來就覺得你倍感親切 ...I felt a connection when I entered this office...
我覺得你對我也有同感 ...and I don't know, I feel like you did too.
我對你沒感覺 I didn't feel a connection.
聽著 Look.
我明天就要有一份工作 I need a job tomorrow, okay?
要是找不到… If I don't have one...
反正我就是需要 好嗎? well, I just need it, okay?
我不知道 Well, I don't know.
可能有個缺 I might have one thing.
他們回絕了我派去的每一個人 They've turned down everyone I've sent over there, but...
太好了 Great.
誰知道呢? Who knows?
你可能會走運 You might get lucky.
- 抱歉 你好 - 你好 - Excuse me. Hi. - Hi.
我是拉瑞·戴利 我來找克西傅德瑞克面試 I'm Larry Daley. I've got a job interview with cecil Fredricks.
- 他應該還在辦公室裏 - 太好了 - Right. He should still be in his office. - Great.
- 我是導覽員貝嘉賀門 - 你好 - I'm Rebecca Hutman. I'm a docent here. - Hi.
- 我帶你過去吧 - 太好了 - Let me point you in the right direction. - Great.
泰迪羅斯福總統 對吧? Teddy Roosevelt, right?
- 對 好眼力 - 當然 - Yes, a great visionary. - Yes, definitely.
他是第四任總統 對吧? He was our 4th president, right?
- 是第二十六任 - 第二十六任 - Twenty-sixth. - Twenty-sixth.
請勿觸碰展品 Please don't touch the exhibits! I mean...
下等人 Riffraff.
賀門小姐 我不能忍受這種混亂 Miss Hutman. I cannot tolerate this type of chaos.
這是一間博物館 不是… I mean, this is a museum, not a...
你知道博物館代表什麼嗎? Do you know what "museum" means?
那不是代表 "哇 爸爸 好大的恐龍" It doesn't mean, "Daddy, it's a big Tyrannosaurus thing.
"我能碰他的腳嗎? " 不行! Can I touch its leg?" No!
拜託你解決問題 Work it out, please.
- 我會的 - 謝謝 - Will do, sir. - Thank you.
麥菲博士 博物館總監 Dr. McPhee, the museum director.
看來挺風趣的 Seems like a fun guy.
拜託管一下你的小孩 Control your young, please. Can we?
警衛室
誰啊? 開玩笑的啦 Hello? Just kidding.
你好 我是拉瑞·戴利 你是傅德瑞克先生? Hi. I'm Larry Daley. Are you Mr. Fredricks?
傅德瑞克先生是我爸 Mr. Fredricks was my father.
我叫克西 幸會 拉瑞 握手力道不錯 I am cecil. Good to meet you, Larry. Nice firm handshake.
我喜歡 這代表一個人的個性 進來吧 I like that. Tells a lot about a man. Come on in.
我們就打開天窗說亮話吧 Let's talk turkey here.
博物館近年虧損連連 The museum is losing money, hand over fist.
我猜現在的孩子 不再喜歡蠟像或填充動物了 I guess kids today don't care about wax figures or stuffed animals.
所以他們要縮編 就是裁撤… So they're downsizing, which is code for firing...
我和夜班警衛 ...myself and the other two night guards.
他們要找新的警衛來取代我們 They want to replace us with one new guard.
- 抱歉 - 你又能怎樣呢? - Oh, sorry. - Well, what are you gonna do?
見見我兩位同事吧 I'd like you to meet my two colleagues here.
雷納? 葛斯? Reginald? Gus?
他人呢? 我要親手扁他 Where is he? I'll beat him with my fist!
葛斯 這位是拉瑞·戴利 他要來當新的夜班警衛 Gus, this is Larry Daley, the kid who wants to be the new night guard.
夜班警衛? Night guard?
介紹所的人說是博物館的職位 No, the lady at the agency said this was a museum position.
博物館裏最重要的職位 Most important position in the museum, Larry.
他看來像個怪胎 He looks like a weirdie.
好警衛 做人卻很糟 Wonderful guard, terrible people skills.
聽著 呆瓜 別想耍花招 Now, listen, lunch box. Don't try anything funny.
我跟拳王對戰過九回合 I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan.
你才沒跟拳王對戰過 You never fought John L. Sullivan in your life.
兩位 這裏有個應徵者 Gentlemen, we have a job candidate here.
他的履歷很漂亮 態度又積極 He's got an excellent resume, a winning attitude...
我認為該給他一個機會 ...and I say let's give him a shot. What do you say?
等等 我要想一下 Hang on a sec. I think I might wanna have a little time just to think it over.
你到底要不要工作 呆瓜? Do you want the job or not, snack shack?
- 要 我要這份工作 - 歡迎成為夜班警衛 拉瑞 - No, no, I want the job... - welcome to the night guards, Larry.
拉瑞 到二樓等我 Larry, meet me up on the second floor.
我穿上護膝帶你走一圈 膝蓋關節炎 I'll slip into my orthopedics and give you a little tour. Arthritic knees.
年紀大可不好玩 朋友 走吧 Not fun getting old, my friend. Go on.
你真認為他可以? You really think he's the one?
當然 Oh, yes.
他可以的 He's the one.
快跟上 我可是活動力很強的老人 Gotta keep it moving, Larry. I'm pretty spry for an old man.
這是實景模型陳列區 This is the Diorama Room.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
我記得這些小傢伙 真可愛 I remember these little guys. Cute.
克西 Cecil!
嘿 克西 Hey, cecil!
- 我嚇到你了吧? - 是啊 - Did I get you good? - Yeah.
你嚇到我了 You got me.
說真的 別在這裏干蠢事 這玩意很古老了 Seriously, though, no fooling around in here. This stuff is really old.
好了 你也看得出來 最近很冷清 All right, then. As you can see, it's pretty quiet in here these days.
左邊是匈奴王阿提拉和匈奴人 On the left there is your Attila the Hun.
這裏是復活島的巨石像 And here we have our Easter Island head.
嘿 Hey, cecil.
這裏是非洲哺乳動物陳列室 And this, of course, is the Hall of African Mammals.
是啊 Ah, yes.
猴子 我喜歡猴子 Monkeys. I love monkeys.
- 是啊 - 他真可愛 - Yeah. - Guy's cute.
是啊 我們叫他德克斯特 他真是… Yeah, we call him Dexter. He's quite a little...
可愛 對不對啊 德克斯特? ...ball of fun, aren't you, Dexter?
走吧 Moving on.
最後 這是法老王阿卡曼拉之殿 And, finally, this is the temple of the Pharaoh Ahkmenrah.
下面那個石棺 法老王就躺裏面 And in that tomb right down there, the pharaoh himself.
真有趣 Neat.
他後方牆上掛的是 And hanging on the wall behind him...
他最重視的寶貝 阿卡曼拉刻寫板 ...was his most prized possession, the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
24K純金 價值連城 Twenty-four-carat gold. It's worth a fortune.
真酷 Very cool.
沒錯 It is indeed, Larry.
很酷 Very cool.
明天下午五點報到 我們會跟你說明你的職責 All right. Report here at 5 tomorrow. We'll walk you through your duties.
五點 我會到的 Okay, 5. I'll be here.
走吧 Moving on.
是我 我找到工作了 Hey, it's me. So I got a job.
真是太好了 什麼工作? Larry, that's great. What is it?
這工作… It's a job...
在自然歷史博物館裏 ...at the Museum of Natural History.
你可以告訴尼克我們不搬家了 Yeah, so you can tell Nicky that we won't be moving.
這是好消息 Larry, this is good news.
是啊 明天見了 Yeah, no, definitely. So I'll see you tomorrow?
- 好 - 好 再見 - Okay. - Okay, bye.
拉瑞? Larry?
你的鑰匙 手電筒 Your keys. Your torch.
- 好 - 把那些綁在腰帶上 - Right. - You'll wanna strap those to your belt.
這裏晚上會有點嚇人 It can get a little spooky around here at night...
所以你可能會想開幾盞燈 ...so you might wanna put a few lights on.
手電筒 鑰匙 還有什麼 All right, flashlight, keys. What am I for...?
指令手冊 The instruction manual.
手冊 Instructions.
依順序來 一 二 三 You start with one, two, three...
四? Four?
你是在搞笑嗎? Are you cracking wise?
我真該賞你一拳 臭小子 I ought to punch you in the nose, hopscotch.
別鬧他了 葛斯 拉瑞 你行吧? Leave him alone, Gus. You got it covered, right, Larry?
我行的 Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- 你最好是行 - 葛斯 - You better get it! - Gus.
照順序來 要徹底也要快 Larry, do them in order, do them all and do them quick.
還有 最重要的是要記得 別讓任何東西進來或出去 And the most important thing of all to remember: Don't let anything in or out.
出去? Out?
祝你好運 孩子 Good luck, son.
- 晚安 葛斯 - 臭小子 愛搞笑 - Night, Gus. - Young buck. Cracking wise.
走吧 Moving on.
喂? Hello?
喂! Hello!
檢查 Check!
檢查 Check.
我是拉瑞 I am Larry.
檢查 拉瑞 拉瑞… Check! Larry! Larry.
星期一! 星期一! 星期一! Monday! Monday! Monday!
超級卡車大賽 Monster Truck Rally.
克西? Cecil?
很好笑 克西 Okay, very funny, cecil!
這是什麼 大衛魔術秀嗎? What is this, like a David copperfield thing?
這真怪 This is weird.
克西? Cecil?
快啊 旋轉! 旋轉! Come on. Revolve. Revolve!
- 姓名? - 克西 - Name, please? - Cecil...
- 傅德瑞克 - 稍候 撥接中 - ...Fredricks! - One moment. Connecting.
- 喂 - 克西 我是拉瑞·戴利 - Hello. - Cecil! It's Larry Daley!
拉瑞 有事嗎? Larry. Yes, how can I help you?
恐龍活過來了 The dinosaur... The dinosaur is alive!
我聽不見 I'm having a little trouble hearing you, friend.
龍舌蘭! Tequila.
恐龍活過來了 The dinosaur's alive!
我該怎麼辦? What do I do? Tell me what to do!
看手冊 手冊裏都有解釋 Read the instructions. It explains everything.
我拿到了 Okay, I got them!
- 明天見 - 等等! 什麼? - I'll see you tomorrow. - Wait! What...?
1.丟骨頭
什麼骨頭? What bone?
撿骨頭? Fetch?
玩撿骨頭? Play fetch?
不會吧 No way.
- 笨笨 - 什麼? - Dum-dum. - Yes?
- 你給我糖糖 - 給你糖糖? - You give me gum-gum. - I give you gum-gum?
新笨笨 給我糖糖 You new dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
你知道嗎? 我沒有糖糖 抱歉 Okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry.
還有我不叫笨笨 我叫拉瑞 And my name isn't dum-dum, my name's Larry.
不 你叫笨笨 No, your name dum-dum.
你麻煩大了 笨笨 Oh, you in trouble, dum-dum.
你最好跑跑躲匈匈阿提拉 You'd better run-run from Attila the Hun-Hun.
待會見了 笨笨 See you later, dum-dum.
怎麼回事? What is happening?
嘿 Hey.
你好嗎? How you doing?
你是… Are you...?
你是… You're...
莎卡加味? "Sakagahwahwaya"?
你是莎卡加味? You're "Sakagawaya"?
莎卡佳薇! 你是莎卡佳薇? Oh, Sakagawea. You're Sakagawea?
玻璃 我不能… The glass. I can't...
聽到你 ...hear you.
你聽不到? 你聽不到我? You can't...? You can't hear me?
對不起 你幫助路易斯和克拉克… Excuse me. "Who assisted the Lewis and clark..."
那就是路易斯和克拉克? 而你是… Right, so that's Lewis and clark and you're... Right.
你好像… 我是拉瑞 You seem... I'm Larry.
怎麼回事? 你知道這是怎麼回事嗎? What's going on? What's...? Do you know what's going on here?
匈奴人 我得要… Huns. I gotta...
2.關好獅子 不然他們會吃了你
嘿 嗨 Hey. Hi.
大銅人 嗨 你好啊 Tin Man. Hey. Hi. How you doing?
我新來的 上面寫我該關好獅子 不然他們會吃了我 I'm new. It says I'm supposed to lock up the lions or they'll eat me.
你是伽利略? 不是? You're Galileo? No?
觀光客 Okay...
我是… Hey, I'm the...
我是新來的 我只想關門收工 Hi. I'm the new guy and I'm just locking up, so...
如果可以的話 我就看我的書 If it's cool with you I'm just gonna get my paperwork...
不再煩你們 好嗎? ...and be out of your hair, okay?
再檢查一次你的腰帶 猴子可能偷走鑰匙了 "Double-check your belt. The monkey probably stole your keys."
猴子 Monkey.
喂 你叫什麼名字? Hey. Hey there. Hi. What's your name? Your name is...
不 回來 No, no, no. Come back. Come back.
德伊? 那是你的名字嗎? Dewey? Is that your name, Dewey?
不對 德威? 德克斯特 No, no, no. What's...? Dewey? Dexter? Dexter. Dexter, right?
德克斯特 把鑰匙給我吧? Hey, Dexter, you wanna give me those keys?
我只是想鎖門 I just want to lock up.
對 很好 過來找爸爸 Yes. Oh, good. Come to Papa.
謝謝 能把那些鑰匙給我嗎? 很好 真是個好孩子 Oh, thank you. Can I have those keys? Oh, good. What a good boy.
好 謝謝你 That's okay. Oh, thank you.
不 不 沒關係 非常 非常感謝你 Oh, no, no, no. It's okay. Thank you very, very much.
壞猴子! 快停! Bad monkey. Stop that.
那是不對的 你尿完了? That's not right. Are you done?
你對我有意見嗎? Do you have an issue with me? Do you have an issue with me?
因為我就算對人有意見 我也不會亂灑尿 Because if I have a problem with somebody, I don't pee on them, okay?
還有 我告訴你 鑰匙在此 And also... Let me tell you something. These keys?
德克斯特! 這不好玩! 快還來! Hey. Dexter, that's not funny. Give it back.
德克斯特! 快還來! Dexter. Give...
不要 我知道你在想什麼 別那麼做 那主意不好 Don't. I know what you're thinking. Don't do it. Not a good idea.
德克斯特 我需要那些紙 Not... Dexter, I need those.
別鼓勵他 你以為你朋友覺得你很有趣? Don't encourage him. You think you're funny for your friends, huh?
怎麼 他是頭頭 你們是觀眾? You three guys... what, he's the ringleader, you're the audience?
別那麼做 Yeah, no. Don't do it, okay?
你! Lookit... You!
這不是真的 Oh, this is not happening.
老天 Oh, man.
你們幹嘛? What are you guys doing?
我嘴唇麻了 I can't feel my lip.
糟糕 Oh, shit.
老天 Man.
嘿… Hey. Hey.
住手 Hey, stop that.
把他的腿綁起來 Hog-tie him, boys.
- 逮住他這個大豬頭 - 你幹嘛? - Get him, that big old Bocephus of a man. - Hey, what are you doing?
把他綁好! 這下大也沒用了吧 Cinch him up good. You ain't so big now, are you?
住手 Hey. Hey, stop that.
每晚 年復一年 Every night, year after year...
你們其中一個警衛 把我們鎖在這些箱子裏 ...one of you guards locks us up in these boxes.
我特此聲明 先生…夠了! Well, I hereby say, sir, enough!
發動火車頭 Fire up the iron horse, boys.
- 金髮男? - 我叫傑迪戴亞 - Hey, blondie? - Name's Jedediah.
傑迪戴亞 停住火車 All right, Jedediah. Stop the train, please.
- 我無能為力 臥軌男 - 這是怎麼回事? - That's a big no-can-do, cracker Jack. - What's going on here, huh?
- 有人得受到懲罰 - 為什麼? - Somebody's gotta pay. - Pay for what?
我不知道 就是懲罰! 別叫了 冷靜接受懲罰吧 I don't know. Just pay. Now, stop whining and just take it like a man.
說真的 快停住火車 Seriously, stop the train.
- 好吧 停住火車 - 謝謝 - All right, stop the train. - Thank you.
現在全速前進壓爛他 Now full speed ahead and ram him!
把他的頭壓個稀巴爛 Split his head like a watermelon!
拜託! For crying out loud.
真是夠了 All right, that's enough.
有狀況! We got a breach.
巨人逃走了
我逮到他了 我逮到他了 我逮到他了 I got him. I got him. I got him, guys. I got him...
- 老天 - 準備投石器 - oh, my... - Prepare the catapults.
奧克塔維厄斯 等等 這不是你的戰場 這巨人在我們的土地上 Octavius, hold on. This ain't your fight. This here giant's on our land.
小傢伙 小傑? Hey, little guy. Jed? Yeah.
我不是巨人 好嗎? 我身材中等 Sorry, look. I just... I'm not a giant. I'm just an average-sized...
別一副高高在上的樣子! Don't talk down to me.
我不是巨人 是你們太小了 I'm not a giant, guys. All right? You guys are really little.
我們也許小 心卻很大 We may be small, but our hearts are large...
這是比喻性的說法 ...metaphorically speaking.
我只是說你們是很迷你 Don't take that wrong. I'm saying you're miniatures.
安靜! 羅馬帝國無所不知 Silence! The Roman Empire knows no boundaries.
- 別那麼做 孩子 - 怎麼做? - Don't you do it, son. - Do what?
- 奧克塔維厄斯! - 別做什麼? - Octavius. - Don't do what?
- 展開攻擊! - 不要 - Unleash hell! - Don't...
上來 孩子 climb aboard, boy.
握緊我的手 孩子 Take the hand, son.
上馬 Onboard.
是啊 快逃吧! 聽見沒? That's right. You better run, boy. You hear Jedediah?
那個八字鬍男 他沒辦法永遠保護你的 That mustachioed horseman ain't always gonna be there to protect you, you hear me?
- 謝謝你 - 別客氣 - Thank you. - Not at all.
西奧多羅斯福 第26任 Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president...
美國總統 為您效勞 ...of these United States of America at your service.
我是拉瑞·戴利 新進夜班警衛 Okay. I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard.
幸會 拉瑞達理 不過請恕我失禮 Pleasure to me you, Lawrence Daley. You'll have to excuse me, though.
獵殺正在進行 The hunt is afoot.
進行獵殺 Hunt's afoot.
總統先生 我能問你一些事嗎? Excuse me, Mr. President. Could I ask you something?
- 可以 不過就一個問題 - 好的 - Yes, but just one question. - All right.
為什麼? 這是阿拉丁神燈嗎? Okay, why? Is it just some, like, three-wishes kind of deal, or...?
不是的 自己才是生存的關鍵 Not at all. Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life.
人要向自己的內心尋求解答 我能幫得上什麼忙? A man must look inward to find his own answers. How can I be of help?
我不知該怎麼說 請別誤會 I don't really know how to put this, and please don't take it the wrong way...
不過博物館裏的東西 不是應該… ...but isn't everything in this museum supposed to be, you know...
- 一片死寂? - 死寂? ...dead? - Dead?
- 對 - 跟我來 - Yeah. - Follow me.
隨你叫吧 法老王 Yell all you want, pharaoh.
你待54年了 今晚出不去的 You've been in there 54 years. You're not getting out tonight.
那是一切混亂的根源 There's the source of all this commotion.
阿卡曼拉刻寫板 The Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
1952年尼羅河探險後被送到此 Arrived here in 1952 from the Nile expedition.
就在當晚 博物館裏的一切都活了過來 On that night, everything in this museum came to life.
之後每晚也都如此 And every night since.
博物館裏的一切每晚都復活? So everything in the museum comes to life every night?
沒錯 Exactly.
那我該做些什麼? And I'm supposed to do what?
你是守夜者 拉瑞 這機構裏最值得尊敬的職位 You're the night watchman, Lawrence. A venerable position in this institution.
- 走吧 - 好了 這是不可能的 - Come on, lad. - All right. Okay. This is impossible.
沒有不可能的事 夢想也能成真 Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done.
所以巨大的胡狼神瞪著你 別看他 Hence the 20-foot jackal staring at you. Don't make eye contact.
你的工作是確保大家待在博物館 Your job is to make sure that everyone stays inside the museum...
當太陽出來 要是有人在外面 ...because if the sun rises and anyone's on the outside...
我們就會化為塵埃 ...we turn to dust.
- 塵埃? - 塵埃 - You turn to dust? - Dust.
- 真的? - 真的 - Really? - Really.
天快亮了 我幫你恢復秩序吧 Now, it's almost dawn. I shall help you restore order tonight.
不過這是我最後一次這麼做 明白嗎? But mark my words, it's the last time I shall ever do so. Is that clear?
明白 我想是吧 我想我不… Yeah. I mean... I mean, I guess. I don't...
別嘮叨 明白還是不明白? Stop babbling, boy! Yes or no?
- 明白 - 很好 - Yes. - Good.
我們動身吧 Let's ride.
好 爬蟲動物廳很安全 All right. So the Hall of Reptiles is secure.
你在找什麼? What are you looking at?
我在…追蹤 I'm tracking, dear boy.
有個人必須要追蹤 歡迎來到這個大家庭 Man's got to track. Welcome to the family, Lawrence.
明晚見了 See you tomorrow night.
說真的 我懷疑我會再來 Actually, I gotta be honest. I don't think I'm coming back.
什麼? 你才剛開始呢 What? You've only just begun.
這不是我想要的 Yeah, well, this is not exactly what l...
- 拉瑞? - 是 - Lawrence? - Yeah?
你之前是做什麼的? What did you do before you took this post?
很多 我發明過"啪噠彈指器" Well, I've done a lot of different things. I invented this thing called the Snapper.
你也放棄發明了? Did you give up on that as well?
不 我只是碰上了一些障礙 你聽說過"拍掌器"嗎? No, I just hit a few roadblocks. You might have heard of The clapper?
- 拉瑞? - 是 先生 - Lawrence. - Yes, sir?
有些英雄造時勢 有些時勢造英雄 Some men are born great. Others have greatness thrust upon them.
對你來說 這正是你的時機 For you, this is that very moment.
妙啊! 唬到你了 孩子 Bully. Got you, boy.
是啊 你是唬到我了 Yeah. You got me.
跟你的小小朋友打招呼吧 Say hello to your little friend.
- 你幹嘛? - 放我下來 - What are you doing? - Put me down.
我不喜歡被人抓著 I don't like to be manhandled.
- 冷靜點 - 這感覺很不好 - Just calm down, Jed. - It doesn't feel good.
- 讓我覺得自己渺小又無力 - 說完沒? - It makes me feel small and powerless. - You done?
我要射你的眼睛 射瞎你的狗眼 I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye.
繼續射啊 根本不會有事 Yeah, keep shooting. Nothing's gonna happen.
你現在知道我丟臉的地方了 Now you know my shame.
傑迪戴亞無能 他的槍沒用 Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.
還沒完呢 你等著瞧吧 This ain't over. You ain't seen the last of me.
我不想聽了 好嗎? I don't wanna hear it, okay?
蹲下! Duck!
個子越大 摔的越重 The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
這工作給的鐘點費也太低了 This is not worth 11.50 an hour.
巨人好怕 有更大的東西在跑耶 Look, the giant's scared. There's a bigger giant running around.
喂! Hello.
拉瑞? Larry?
別那樣 我們年紀大不經嚇 Oh, don't do that. We're too old for surprises.
我以為你們喜歡驚喜 像你們給我的驚喜 Really? I thought you liked surprises. Like how you surprised me...
像博物館的東西晚上都會活過來 ...with the fact everything in the museum comes to life at night.
真是太有趣了 That little sweetheart.
你根本不會相信我們的 We wanted to tell you. You never would have believed us.
- 你們知道我昨晚怎麼過的嗎? - 什麼? - You have any idea what I've been through? - What?
- 你們知道我昨晚怎麼過的嗎? - 安靜點 膽小鬼 - You have any idea what I've been through? - Keep a lid on it, butterscotch.
聽著 我不知道那是真的假的 但我沒同意要參一腳 I don't know if what happened last night was real, but I didn't sign up for this.
我只是需要一份正常工作 沒生命危險 又能應付開銷 I just need a regular job that is not life-threatening and pays my bills.
所以感謝你們 我把制服留在辦公室裏 So thank you very much and I left my uniform in the office...
- 我把制服留在辦公室 再見 - 拉瑞! - ...and I will be seeing you. - Larry!
- 爸? - 嘿 - Dad? - Hey.
小子 你來這幹嘛? Hey, buddy. What are you guys doing here?
雅莉要去法院 所以我帶大人物先生去學校 Oh, Erica had to be in court early, so I'm taking Mr. Big Stuff here to school.
他想來看你的新工作 But he wanted to swing by, see you in the new job.
你在這裏工作真棒 It's so awesome that you're working here.
小傢伙 要不要進去看看? Hey, Niko, you wanna take a little look-a-doo inside?
也許你爸會給你貴賓級的導覽 Maybe your dad will give you a vlP tour.
其實 我們今天早上很忙 You know what? We're pretty slammed this morning.
不過尼克 我保證 我很快就帶你來參觀 好嗎? Yeah, but Nicky, I promise, I'll show you around soon, okay? Deal?
- 好 - 很好 - Deal. - All right.
- 拜 爸爸 - 拜 - Bye, Dad. - Bye.
- 我愛你 - 我也愛你 小乖 - Love you. - Love you too, buddy.
再見 好 Bye, now. All right.
拉瑞 Hey, Larry.
我就再試一個晚上吧 So I was thinking maybe I'll give it one more night.
我很高興 歡迎回來 I'm glad you came around. Welcome back.
你! 晚班警衛 馬上過來 You. New night guard, here, now.
- 怎麼了? - "怎麼了? " - What's up? - "What's up?"
跟我走 我帶你去看 "怎麼了先生" Oh, well, take a walk with me and I'll show you, Mr."what's up?"
來 Come on.
麻煩你解釋這是怎麼回事? So would you kindly do me the favor of explaining this?
好 這個嘛 Okay. I'm guessing...
我也只是猜想啦 不過我想 羅馬人太狂妄 And I'm just spitballing here, but looks like that Roman dude got cocky...
跑進大西部 ...and climbed over into the wild west.
牛仔知道羅馬人想奪取他的地盤 And the cowboy knows Roman dude wants to take over his territory...
所以就把他架上示眾台 ...so he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade.
笑吧 搞笑夜班警衛 "Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard."
答案是不對 "No" is the answer.
我這是挖苦你的爛幽默感 Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box.
我沒笑 I wasn't laughing. Pretending to laugh...
我是假笑 如果那是你想要的 你想比幽默 ...if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor.
是嗎? Do you?
不是的 No.
我並不想比幽默 I don't want... No, I don't want a battle of humor.
當然 因為那樣你會一敗塗地 No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath.
大角山戰役並不好笑 Nothing funny about Little Bighorn.
我認為那跟追星族一樣可笑 No. I find it about as funny as a "fancist."
這不好笑 好嗎? 我不會容許這麼過份的… It's not funny. Okay? And I will not stand for this type of blatant...
要是我沒說清楚 告訴我 If I'm not clear, tell me.
我說清楚了嗎? Am I clear?
- 是啊 - 是? - Yeah. - Yeah?
克西? Hey, cecil?
那本指令手冊你有備份嗎? You got an extra copy of that instruction manual?
恐怕沒有 我告訴你該怎麼做吧 Oh, no. I'm afraid not, Larry. Listen, I'll tell you what you do.
去看一些書 重溫歷史 Read some books. Brush up on your history.
我剛來時 那對我助益很大 Helped me a lot when I first started out.
這間博物館是獻給那個騎馬的人 This museum was originally dedicated to that man on the horse up there...
西奧多羅斯福 ...President Theodore Roosevelt.
他喜愛歷史 也相信人越明瞭過去 He absolutely loved history and believed that the more you know about the past...
就更能準備好迎接未來 ...the better prepared you are for the future.
好了 誰能告訴我這間是什麼? Okay, kids. Who can tell me what this room's called?
很好 非洲哺乳動物陳列室 Very good. The Hall of African Mammals.
這是叢林之王 獅子 Right here we have the king of the jungle, the lion.
上面是我最喜歡的動物之一 僧帽猴 Up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum, the capuchin monkey.
一種具有高度智慧的靈長類 以其仁慈慷慨的天性聞名 A highly intelligent primate known for its loving and generous nature.
抱歉? Excuse me?
我只是覺得… I just thought that was...
我只是有同感的笑出來 I just was laughing in agreement.
快樂的猴子 Happy monkey.
好了 孩子們 往這邊來 All right, kids. This way.
我告訴你 我才不買帳 Let me tell you something. I'm not buying it.
你騙的了小孩 騙不了我 你騙不倒我的 You might have them fooled, you might have the kids fooled. Not me.
等著瞧吧 好戲即將登場 Can't get past me. There's a storm coming, buddy.
好戲即將登場 There's a storm coming.
歷史上最有名的追蹤者之一 莎卡佳薇 One of the most famous trackers in history, Sakagawea was the woman...
她引領路易斯和克拉克 找到太平洋 ...who led Lewis and clark on their expedition to find the Pacific ocean.
你們也許聽過這句話 "坐而言不如起而行" You guys have heard the saying, "Actions speak louder than words."
但他們寫… And yet they wrote...
- 是的 達理先生? - 她是聾子嗎? - Yes, Mr. Daley? - Yes. Was she deaf?
聾? 不 她不是 Was she deaf? No. She was not. But she...
因為她看來有點… 沒反應 Yeah, because... Just... She does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive.
那是因為她是一尊雕像 That's because she's a statue.
等我一下 去看看她吧 她很酷的 Kids, could you give me one sec? Go check her out. She's really cool.
- 你這是幹嘛? - 既然我每晚都要待在這 - What are you doing? - I'm gonna be here every night.
我想認識我所守衛的東西 I wanted to learn a little bit more about what I'm guarding.
事實上 我有一堆問題 Actually, I've got a bunch of questions.
等你休息 我能請你喝咖啡嗎? Maybe when you have a break, could I buy you a cup of coffee?
喝咖啡? A cup of coffee?
對 純粹是同事對同事 Yeah, I mean, just purely a, you know...
資訊交流那類的咖啡 ...colleague-to-colleague, information-download sort of coffee.
過二十分鐘再見 I finish in 20 minutes. I'll meet you outside.
- 謝謝你 - 不客氣 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 希望你有個好的…- 好了 孩子們 - And have a good rest of your... - All right. Okay, kids.
她很厲害 It was incredible what she did.
她引領這些人跋山涉水 She literally led these men across rivers, up mountains...
她身上還背著孩子 她是終極的職業母親 ...all with her newborn baby on her back. She was the ultimate working mother.
你真是莎卡假薇專家 Wow, you are quite the Sakagawean expert.
- 是莎卡佳薇 - 莎卡佳薇? - Sakagawean. - Sakagawean?
這是自然的 我這篇論文準備了四年 Yeah. I should be, I've been writing my dissertation on her for four years.
四年寫一篇論文? 是我鐵定會抓狂 You've been working on one paper for four years? That would drive me crazy.
其實那比較像是一本九百頁的書 Actually, it's more like a 900-page book.
你呢? 你從小就立志當警衛? So, what's your story? Have you always wanted to be a security guard?
- 我不是故意…- 不 不 不 - Oh, I didn't mean to... - No, no, no.
我離婚了 還有個十歲大的兒子 No, I'm divorced and I have a 10-year-old son...
我需要更穩定一點的生活 ...so I needed to find a more steady situation.
懂了 你想知道館裏什麼事? Got it. So, what can I tell you about the museum?
匈奴王阿提拉 他是怎麼搞的? Okay, Attila the Hun. What is that guy's problem?
他是唯一威脅過羅馬帝國的人 Attila was considered the only genuine threat to the Roman Empire.
人稱"恐怖魔王" "Known as the 'Scourge of God'...
阿提拉和他的手下 常將無助的受害者五馬分屍 ...Attila and his Huns would often tear off the limbs of their helpless victims.
他以迷信著稱 Attila was famous for his superstitious beliefs.
身旁圍繞著巫師和術士 He surrounded himself with a phalanx of sorcerers and magicians...
他們以黑魔法迷惑指使他 ...who advised and mystified him with their dark arts."
復活島
大西部驛馬車
羅馬戰爭策略
拉瑞? Larry?
我只想祝你好運 Just wanted to say good luck, son.
還有再見 這是我們最後一晚 And goodbye. We're clocking out for the last time.
到了波卡 來找我們 If you're ever in Boca, look us up.
你們要出城? 萬一這一切不順利呢? Wait, you guys are going out of town? What if this doesn't work out?
你這麼聰明 一定沒問題的 Smart fellow like you? You'll be fine.
打個電話就能找到我們 送我們出去吧 Yeah. We'll just be a phone call away. Come on, walk us out.
你們先走 You fellas go ahead.
我需要獨處一下 I need a moment.
他很感傷 這房裏有許多回憶 He's very emotional. A lot of memories in this room.
好好玩吧 大個子 Go crazy, big guy.
你們好 Hey, guys.
找火? Quest for fire...
搞定 自己找樂子吧 ...over. Knock yourselves out.
早安 笨笨 Morning, dum-dum.
我不笨笨 你笨笨 你有糖糖嗎? Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum?
有 大頭呆 很多糖糖 Yes, I did, fathead. Lots and lots of gum-gum.
什麼? 我聽不見 玻璃擋住了 What's that? I can't hear you through the glass.
抱歉 Sorry.
用力拉! Heave.
用力拉! Heave. Heave.
怎麼回事? Hey, what's going on over here?
不擴張 就得死 We expand or we die.
用力拉! Heave.
- 用力! - 數到三 - Heave. - On the count of three...
就炸翻這個蟻丘 ...you blow this anthill to kingdom come.
- 一個 兩個 - 傑迪戴亞 住手 - And a one and a two... - Hey, Jed. Stop that.
別這樣 你炸山 只是在炸牆 No, no. You blow a hole in your mountain, all you're gonna hit is a wall.
別管閒事 巨怪 我們要建鐵道 要炸山洞 Step aside, Gigantor. We got us a railroad to build. We're blowing a hole in that thing.
第一 別再叫我什麼巨怪了 Okay, first of all, enough with the Gigantor giant stuff, okay?
- 我只想停止這一切 - 我們就是要炸 - I'm just trying to close up shop. - We're gonna blow it anyway. And a three!
是啊 碰 了不起 你幹嘛? Yeah. What are you doing?
這像幹嘛? 這是天命 What's it look like we're doing? It's manifest destiny.
你無法與之抗衡 我也一樣 再多用點火藥 You can't fight it and neither can I. Go! More dynamite.
- 對 全用了 - 好啊 很好 - Yeah, use it all. - All right. Okay.
聽著 屋大尾? 你得停止那樣 Listen, "octavus"? You gotta stop that.
我叫奧克塔維厄斯 賴皮 It's octavius, mary.
好吧 來 事情就會變成這樣 Okay, you know what? Fine. Great. Here you go. This is what happens.
- 你不能這樣 我是羅馬將軍 - 抱歉 - You cannot do this. I am a Roman general. - Sorry.
- 我有權利 - 還有你 - I have rights. - And you.
- 嘿 不 放我下來 - 繼續攻 - Hey, no! Put me down! - Keep heaving, men.
我會回來的 我發誓 You can't stop progress!
我們要談一談 We're gonna have a little talk, okay?
我說過我不喜歡被人抓著 I told you, I don't like to be manhandled.
不 我要抓著你 No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah. Now, listen, guys.
你們到底是怎樣? 為什麼老處不來? What is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?
我們是男人 我們戰鬥 就這樣 Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do.
我們都這樣殺時間 It's kind of how we pass the time.
你是巨人 怪胎 你沒辦法瞭解的 You're, like, a giant. A freak, if you will. We can't expect you to understand that.
空間很大 你們不用膩在一起 You got the whole room to run around in. You don't have to be near each other.
- 什麼? 你是說 - 你要讓我們出去? - What, you mean...? - You're gonna let us out?
四處閒逛? What, and just roam free?
有可能 只要你們保證不亂來 Yeah. Yeah, I might, if you promise to behave.
那表示沒火花 沒爆炸 That means no fireballs, no explosions, okay?
我敢起誓 主人 You have my word, my liege.
是啊 沒問題 巨怪 Yeah, no problemo, Gigantor.
首先 我的名字叫拉瑞 阿嘉 My name's Larry, first of all. Okay, Jed?
我叫你阿嘉 不叫你小人 So I call you Jed. I don't call you Tiny, right?
那是什麼意思? What's that supposed to mean?
- 小鬼頭 如何? - 我不喜歡 我很受傷 - "Hey, Teeny." How does that sound? - I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
"巨怪"也讓我覺得像怪胎 "Gigantor" makes me feel like some sort of freak, so...
我不會那樣 我就叫你拉瑞 I don't. I just call you Larry.
少諂媚了 Don't be a kiss-ass, okay?
我現在信任你們 Look, I'm trusting you guys, all right?
你們要是不聽我的話 就會跟小馬雅人一樣 If you don't do what I say, you can end up like the Mayan world there.
被關起來 你們看 Locked up. Take a look.
- 他們看來高興嗎? - 不 - Do they look happy? - No.
他們看來很難過 They look sad.
因為他們不能為所欲為 They can't do what they wanna do. Now, I'm letting you guys...
現在我給你們一點自由 別讓我失望 ...have a little bit of leash here. Don't choke me with it, okay?
我得走了 好好相處 好嗎? 好 謝了 I gotta run. You guys play nice, okay? Okay. Good. Thanks.
笨笨 糖糖好吃嗎? Hey, how's that gum treating you, dum-dum?
好吃 Good.
德克斯特 我要鎖了 要進來嗎? Oh, hey, Dexter. I'm just locking up. You want in?
很好 Yeah?
好吧 All right.
什麼? 你拿了我的鑰匙? What's that? You got my keys?
我可不這麼想 I don't think so.
看來老拉瑞騙過小德克斯特了 Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexie.
那是給小寶寶玩的玩具鑰匙 Those are baby keys for a little baby.
好好玩吧 小猴子 Have fun with your baby keys, little baby monkey.
也許明天我會帶紙尿布給你 你可以拿來便便 Tomorrow I'll bring you a little baby diapy so you can go poo-poo in it.
我會搔搔你的癢 因為你是可愛的小猴子 I'll give you a tickle because you're a cute baby.
拉瑞叔叔騙你 你要哭整晚嗎? While you cry all night long about how Uncle Larry fooled you, huh?
我說過好戲即將登場 I told you there was a storm coming.
- 你好 泰迪 - 拉瑞 - Hey, Teddy. - Lawrence.
你這個沒禮貌的小子 我就知道你會回來 You impertinent pup. I knew you'd come back.
- 你看來身負重任 - 我準備再試一次 - You look like a man on a mission. - Yeah, I'm gonna give it another shot.
- 你 - 什麼… - You...? - What?
- 你在打量她? - 真敢說 - You checking her out? - The nerve.
打量 我沒聽過這種說法 Checking her out. I've never heard of such a thing.
不 我是說 她很美 No, no, no. I'm just... I mean because, you know, she's very beautiful.
- 美? - 是啊 - Beautiful? - Yeah.
- 我認為是個俊俏的女人 - 是啊 - Rather handsome woman, I suppose. - Yeah.
也許你該去跟她說個話 I don't know, maybe you should go talk to her.
- 是啊! - 祝福你 小子 - Indeed. Bless you, lad. - Yeah. All right.
- 繼續加油吧 - 好 再見 - Carry on. - Good. See you.
我… I...
嘿 嗨 Hey, hi.
不 沒關係 沒關係 你們會說英文嗎? No! It's okay! It's okay. You guys speak English?
不會? No?
是啊 我不知道那是什麼意思 Right. I don't know what that means...
不過我知道我們一開始就沒搞好 但是… ...and I know that you and I got off on the wrong foot last night, but...
有只小鳥告訴我 有人喜歡 ...a little birdie told me that somebody likes...
魔法 ...magic.
- 魔法? - 魔法 - Magic? - Magic.
巫術 Sorcery.
巫術 Ah, sorcer...
對 幻術 Yes. Illusion.
大家都喜歡魔法 Everybody likes magic.
還有花 人們都喜歡花 And flowers. People like flowers.
那些是給你的 There you go. Those are for you.
人們還喜歡什麼? 錢 You know what else people like? Money.
無所不能的金錢 但金錢有時候會… The almighty dollar, right? But money can sometimes...
不見 ...disappear.
至少我是這麼… At least that's what I...
聽說的 ...hear.
難怪你不懂我的話 你耳裏有錢 No wonder you can't understand me. You got a coin in your ear.
你們看 有人需要手帕嗎? Check this out. Anybody need a hanky?
我不建議拿這條小手帕 因為這頑皮的傢伙 Well, I wouldn't suggest this little feller because he has a nasty habit...
會憑空消失 ...of vanishing...
不要 那會穿幫… ...into thin air!
別五馬分屍 各位 No, no. Don't. That defeats the... Don't!
拜託 別五馬分屍 Not the limbs. Guys, please, do not tear the limbs.
蔻蒂茲 對吧? Cortes, right?
怎麼會? How?
想都別想 You! Don't even think about it. Don't you...
德克斯特 Dexter!
拜託你們 Come on, guys!
喂 你們 Hey, guys!
嘿 兩位… Hey, guys. Hey, guys!
抱歉 怎麼回事? Sorry. What's going on? What happened here?
你們在幹嘛? 我們不是講好了? I thought we had a deal.
我們永遠無法忍受這些小丑 We will never coexist with these buffoons.
承諾已成過去 小賴 We're past words, Laredo.
該讓手上的傢伙說話了 Now it's time to let Smith & wesson do the talking!
那玩意根本沒用 Those guns don't even work.
是嗎? 你看著 They don't? Take a look at this.
德克斯特! Dexter!
為什麼? Why?
德克斯特 Ho! Dexter.
你無路可逃了 小毛猴 End of the line, cool breeze.
無路可逃 End of the line.
我可不是鬧著玩的 I am not playing games here.
快給我 Just hand them over.
小心 很好 德克斯特 Easy. That's it, Dexter.
慢慢來 就是這樣 Nice and easy, Dex. That's it.
老天 你幹嘛打猴子? Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?
這傢伙一直惹我 我受夠了 Teddy, this guy's been pushing me, and I'm sick of it!
胡說 這小傢伙是你的遠親 Poppycock. This little creature is your primate brother.
沒有他 就沒有我們 Without him, there's no us.
你得了狂犬病啦? Are you rabid?
把泡泡擦乾淨 Wipe that off.
你得對這小傢伙展現愛和尊重 You have to deal with this creature with love and respect.
朋友 可以把鑰匙給我嗎? May I have the keys, dear friend?
謝謝 拉瑞? Thank you. Lawrence?
知道麼 Well, you know what?
你似乎很清楚該怎麼做 所以我就讓你接手 You seem to know what you're doing, so I'm gonna let you take over.
你不能現在就舉白旗 No, no. My dear boy, you can't put up the white flag now.
博物館正瀕臨無政府狀態 The museum is on the verge of total anarchy.
我試過了 我今晚回來了 I tried! I came back tonight, didn't I?
就一晚 我也建不好巴拿馬運河 Tried? That was one night. I didn't build the Panama canal in one day.
很好 但這是史上最荒謬的工作 That's great, but I'm dealing with the most ridiculous job in history.
有些英雄造時勢 Some men are born great, Lawrence...
是 我知道 泰迪 有些時勢造英雄 Yeah, I know. Others have greatness thrust upon them.
你昨晚就說過那句話了 You hit me with that chestnut last night.
不過不是每個人都是英雄 The thing is, not everyone is great.
有些人只是普通人 That's the problem. Some of us are just ordinary.
你不是 別再顧影自憐了 No, you're not, Lawrence. Stop wallowing in self-pity.
每個偉大的旅程 都是由第一步開始 Every journey begins with a footstep.
要是你能教導居民和平相處 他們就不用被關起來了 Teach the inhabitants to get along, they wouldn't need to be locked up.
夜復一夜的 這話出自花五十年偷看女人 That means a lot coming from a guy who's spent the last 50 years...
卻不敢開口的人口中 還真有用 ...spying on a girl he's never even talked to.
我本來要去跟她說話的 拜託 I was going to make contact. Lawrence, please.
我受夠了 好嗎? I'm done, all right?
不 笨龍 No, Rexy! No!
不! Oh, no.
好吧 All right.
沒人會再來這了 何況我二年級就來過了 No one comes here anymore. Besides, I took this tour in second grade, Daley.
我爸會給我們私人導覽的 I'm telling you, my dad's gonna hook us up.
- 達理先生? - 是 - Mr. Daley? - Yeah?
- 泡沫 - 是啊 我知道 - Foam. - Yes, I know.
在尼安德塔人展示區裏! In the Neanderthal display.
昨天晚上 滅火器出了點狀況 There was an incident last night with the fire extinguisher.
我正要去清理 I was on my way to go clean it up.
不用麻煩 你被炒了 Okay, don't bother. You're fired.
今天沒得參觀了 I don't think we're getting a tour today.
你爸剛被炒了 Your dad just got canned, dude.
抱歉 Excuse me?
麥菲先生? Mr. McPhee?
抱歉 麥菲先生? Excuse me, Mr. McPhee?
我能跟你談一談嗎? Can I talk to you about this, please?
- 先生? - 幹嘛? - Sir? - What?
我錯了 但我現在知道該怎麼做了 I know I screwed up, but I finally understand how to do this job.
- 你顯然是不知道 - 我本來不知 但現在知道了 - You obviously don't. - No, I didn't, but now I do.
- 真的 麥菲先生 - 博士 - Really, Mr. McPhee... - Doctor.
麥菲博士 Dr. McPhee.
你能再給我一個晚上嗎? Can you please give me one more night?
- 就再一晚 - 好 謝謝 - One more night. - Okay, thank you.
要是你當班之後 And if anything is the tiniest...
有任何事發生 ...after your shift:
因為… Because...
- 我了 - 好嗎? - Got it. - Okay?
騙我一次 是我丟臉 騙我兩次 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
是我丟臉…我丟臉 Shame on me. Fool me... Shame on me.
- 你 - 騙我兩次 我了 - You. - Fool me twice... Got it.
- 接不接受隨你 - 好 謝謝 - Take it or leave it. - Okay. Thank you.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
- 怎麼了? - 也許你該去問尼克 - What's wrong? - Maybe you should ask Nicky.
小子 怎麼回事? Hey, buddy. What's going on?
你被炒了 You got fired.
什麼? 我並沒有被炒啊 What are you talking about? I didn't get fired.
我今早去了博物館 你老闆對你大吼 I came to the museum this morning. I saw your boss yelling at you.
你怎麼沒告訴我? 一切都沒事 Why didn't you tell me? Everything's fine.
沒事 我們只是有點誤會 We just had a little misunderstanding.
為什麼? Why?
很難解釋 我是說 你不會相信… It's hard to explain. I mean, you wouldn't bel...
這樣吧 我就讓你見識一下 You know what? Let me show you.
- 見識什麼? - 跟我一起去上班 - Show me what? - Come to work with me tonight.
拉瑞? Larry?
我能跟你談一談嗎? Can I talk to you for a second?
我有麻煩嗎? Am I in trouble?
拉瑞 你在幹嘛? Larry, what are you doing?
我想讓他看看我的工作 I just wanna show him what I do. That's all.
我很高興你想和他分享 可是 I love that you wanna share that with him, but I gotta tell you...
我不認為尼克能再次承受失望 ...I don't think Nicky has any room in his heart for more disappointment.
他不會失望的 He won't be disappointed.
拉瑞 Larry.
他不會失望的 He won't be disappointed.
在警衛室等到大家離開 Listen, hang out in the security office till everyone's gone.
之後我就會來找你 好嗎? 好 Then I'm gonna come get you. All right?
小姐? 我得請你離開本館 Hey, miss? I'm gonna have to ask you to vacate the premises.
- 你好 -嘿 - Hey there. - Hey.
- 很棒的沉思之地 - 是啊 - Good place to think, huh? - Yeah. Definitely.
今晚沒約會啊? So no big plans tonight?
我不大喜歡約會 Yeah, no, I'm not really a big-plan person.
我喜歡跟已死之人相處 I prefer hanging out with people who are dead for 200 years.
活人令我困惑 It's the live ones that throw me.
但說真的 你得走了 That's cool. Seriously though, you do have to leave.
- 認真的? - 抱歉 博物館的規定 - Seriously? - Yeah, sorry. It's museum rules.
我們要把一切都鎖起來 We're sort of locking everything up.
你很認真執行你的工作 You're really taking your job seriously.
我一戴上領帶 就很認真 You know, once I clip on the tie, I'm all business.
- 我明白了 - 好 - I get it. - Yeah.
論文進度如何? How's that dissertation coming?
我遇上瓶頸了 研究只能讓我到此為止 I've hit a dead end. I mean, research can only get me so far.
我永遠不會認識真正的她 I'm never gonna know who she really was.
我想我該研究別的主題了 So I think it's time that I move on to another subject.
我就讓你繼續工作吧 I'll let you get back to work.
- 晚安 拉瑞 - 好… - Good night, Larry. - Yeah, okay.
晚安 Night.
嘿 Hey.
貝嘉 Rebecca!
- 嘿 貝嘉 - 嘿 - Hey, Rebecca. - Hey.
我不認為你該放棄你的論文 Hey. Listen, I don't think you should give up on your paper.
好吧 為什麼? Okay. Why?
這聽起來可能有點瘋狂 All right, look, this is gonna sound crazy, all right?
聽起來真的很瘋狂 I mean, it's gonna sound, like, really, really crazy.
- 好吧 - 我是說超瘋狂的瘋狂 - Okay. - No, I mean insanely crazy.
- 我能接受 - 好 - I can handle it. - Okay.
你知道在某些博物館裏 歷史會栩栩如生 You know how they say in certain museums, history comes alive?
- 是啊 - 在這間博物館裏 - Yeah. - In this museum...
一切真的活了過來 ...it actually does.
你在胡說什麼? What are you talking about?
這館內的一切在晚上都會活過來 Everything in this museum comes to life at night.
- 真的? - 是真的 我沒騙你 - Really? - Yeah, really. I'm not kidding you.
你知道阿卡曼拉刻寫板吧? You know that tablet? The Tablet of Ahkmenrah?
它讓一切活過來 It actually brings things to life. It's like some ancient spell.
自它來了以後 一切都活了過來 Since the '50s, every night everything's been coming to life.
泰迪羅斯福跟我說的 真的! 那隻猴子 德克斯特? Teddy Roosevelt told me. Seriously. The monkey, Dexter? The cute little...
- 他是什麼來著? - 僧帽猴 - what is he? - Capuchin.
僧帽猴 他咬了我的鼻子 還在我身上撒了尿 A capuchin. Right. The capuchin. He urinated on me and bit my nose.
莎卡佳薇在櫃子裏 每晚都復活 And Sakagawea is in her case, alive every night...
聆聽路易斯和克拉克吵嘴 ...just listening to Lewis and clark argue.
所以你要是想瞭解她 So if you really wanna get inside her head...
我能幫你安排 ...I can hook that up.
真是太棒了 That's cool.
是啊 是很棒 棒呆了 Yeah, it's cool. It's freaking awesome.
嘲笑歷史學者 Make fun of the history geek.
- 不是的 貝嘉 - 晚安 拉瑞 - No. Rebecca! - Good night, Larry.
我不是在嘲笑你 貝嘉? No, I'm not making fun of you. Rebecca.
- 館內的最佳座位 - 怎麼回事? - Here you go. Best seat in the house. - What's going on?
用說的你不會信 我讓你自己看 If I told you, you'd think I'm crazy. I'm gonna show you.
- 什麼? - 你再過20秒就會看到了 - What? - You'll see in about 20 seconds.
- 你喜歡暴龍吧? - 喜歡 - Okay, you like Tyrannosaurus Rex? - Yeah.
我叫他小龍 Yeah? Well, I call him Rexy.
他就快活過來了 兒子 再過 And he's about to come to life, Nicholas, in...
五 四 三 二 ...five, four, three, two...
- 爸? - 等一下 - Dad? - Hang on a sec.
跟小龍打聲招呼吧 Say hello to Rexy!
爸 你沒事吧? Dad, are you okay?
怪了 This is weird.
大家出來啊! Guys! Come on!
太陽下山了 Sundown!
總統 起床了 我要你醒來 Hey, T.R., come on, rise and shine. Buddy, I need you to wake up.
我兒子來了 醒醒啊 Come on, my kid is here. I need you to wake up.
德克薩斯? 快點 快跑啊 Texas? Texas! Come on! Texas! Come on! Get on, Texas!
快跑 德克薩斯 Get on, Texas! Get up.
別鬧了 好嗎? Just stop, okay?
尼克 我告訴你 那裏有個板子 No, Nicky, I'm telling you, there's this tablet, okay?
阿卡曼拉刻寫板 Called the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. Every night...
- 這下又有個板子了? - 是啊 - Now there's a tablet? - Yeah, there is.
拜託 爸 Come on, Dad.
跟我來 Come on.
- 它不見了 - 什麼不見了? - It's gone. - What's gone?
板子 我想有人偷走了它 The tablet. I think somebody stole it.
是啊 Yeah, right.
我不是開玩笑的 兒子 I'm not kidding, Nicky.
尼克? Nicky?
嘿 尼克 Hey, Nicky!
嘿 尼克 你要去哪? Hey! Hey, Nicky! Where are you going?
- 回家 - 等一下 - Home. - What? Wait a minute.
走吧 Come on.
你們不該在這裏的 You guys shouldn't be here.
把板子給我們 Give us the tablet, son.
等等 尼克 你們在幹嘛? Wait a minute, Nicky. What are you guys doing?
我們不會傷害你 把板子給我們 We're not gonna hurt you. Give us the tablet.
抱歉告訴你這一切 孩子 不過你爸不在這工作 I'm sorry to tell you this, son, but your dad doesn't work here.
他被炒了 無法勝任 He got fired this morning. Couldn't hack it.
爸? 你說過你沒被炒的 Dad? I thought you said you weren't fired.
他們騙人 這樣他們才能偷東西 I did. They're lying, trying to steal that thing.
把中間那塊翻過來 你就明白了 Turn the middle piece, you'll see what I was talking about.
那是博物館的財產 孩子 拿給我 That is museum property, son. Give it back.
尼克 相信我 快翻 Nicky, trust me. Just turn it.
- 把板子給我們 - 尼克? - Give us the tablet! - Nicky?
相信我 Trust me.
尼克? 快跑 Nick? Run. Now.
給我回來 小鬼 Get back here, kid!
壞主意 拉瑞 Bad idea, Larry.
想打架嗎? You wanna dance, hot dog? You wanna dance?
葛斯 你是老人 我不想傷你 Gus, you're an old man. I don't wanna hurt you.
拉瑞 擔任這工作幾年下來 我們就明白 You see, Larry, a few years into the job, the three of us realized that...
我們就像博物館裏的一切 夜裏會有新生命 ...like everything else in this museum, we got new life at night.
日落到日出 我們都重獲新生 Sundown to sunrise, we felt young again.
我沒想到有那招 Okay. Did not see that coming.
讓我們重獲活力 Gave us an energy boost.
我們喜歡夜生活 拉瑞 We love the nightlife, Larry.
所以一等他們辭退我們 So when we found out they were gonna fired us...
我們就得偷走板子 ...we had to steal the tablet.
大家都知道你需要錢 Everyone knows you need the money.
栽贓在你家的贓物 Add the stuff we planted in your place...
剛好成了你的罪證 ...pretty obvious you committed the crime.
好好照料傷口 Take care of that cut.
我們去找那個小鬼吧 Come on, guys, let's go find that kid.
- 祝你好夢 呆頭 - 不! - Sweet dreams, cupcake! - No!
岩石落下技! Pile driver!
我們去拿板子吧 Let's get our tablet.
謝謝 我們就從這裏接手 Thank you very much. We'll take it from here.
尼克 Nicky!
剛好 我們正要鎖門呢 Just in time, Larry. We were just locking up.
好好睡吧 Sleep tight, hotshot.
快去拿值錢的東西吧 Let's grab everything we can fence.
我打算要過一段好日子 I don't know about you, but I'm planning on a long retirement.
泰迪! 你在的話 我需要你 Teddy! Teddy, if you're out there, I need you, pal!
有人叫我嗎? Someone call my name?
西奧多羅斯福 為您效命 Theodore Roosevelt, at your service.
泰迪 你能帶我們出去嗎? Teddy, can you get us out of here?
做不到 這是你人生的機會 Can't do it, man. This is your moment.
拜託你少開講了 我不是你 Will you save the lectures, please? I'm not you. Okay?
我沒建巴拿馬運河 也不是總統 I didn't build the Panama canal, I wasn't president of the United States!
我需要幫忙 I need some help. Come on.
事實上 Actually...
那些事也不是我做的 是泰迪羅斯福做的 ...I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did.
我是模型工廠的產品 I was made in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie.
我從未射殺過野獸 I never shot a wild beast.
我也沒勇氣告訴那位女士我愛她 I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman I love her.
不過你 But you...
你這次得完成這個工作 你不能放棄 ...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit.
我是蠟做的 拉瑞 I'm made of wax, Larry.
你又是什麼做的? What are you made of?
- 等等 那就是你的忠告? - 沒錯 - Wait! That's all you got for me? - That's it!
這就對了 來吧 That's it. Come on.
低頭! Duck!
過去 Go over there!
嗨 你好嗎? 抱歉打擾你了 Hey. Hi. How you doing? Sorry to bother you...
不過 你的衛兵 你的胡狼神… ...but your guys there? Your jackal guys?
你能不能請他們退下? Do you think you could ask them to back off, please?
我們不想傷你 但他們不這麼想 拜託你快點! We're not trying to hurt you, they think we are. Could you do it like now?
謝謝你 尼克 Thank you. Nicky.
謝了 Thank you.
爸? Dad?
你不會相信這裏面有多悶 You would not believe how stuffy it is in there.
- 你怎麼會說英文? - 我上過劍橋 - How come you speak English? - I went to cambridge University.
你上過劍橋? You went to cambridge?
我在埃及古物學系作過展示 I was on display in the Egyptology Department.
我是阿卡曼拉 第四王朝的第四任國王 I am Ahkmenrah, fourth king of the fourth king...
我父親王國的統治者 ...ruler of the land of my fathers.
我是拉瑞 I am Larry...
密爾頓之子 ...son of Milton...
這是我兒 尼克 ...and this is my son, Nick.
我們來自布魯克林 And we hail from Brooklyn.
就我啦 他每週三和… Well, I do. I mean, he comes out and stays with me on wednesdays...
隔周週末跟我住 ...and every other weekend.
監護權的協議 That was the custody agreement that we had.
拉瑞 尼克 布魯克林守護者 Larry, Nick, guardians of Brooklyn...
我永遠感謝你們 ...I am forever in your debt.
現在請將刻寫板給我 Now bestow the tablet upon me...
好讓我重掌我的王國 ...so that I may assume command of my kingdom.
好 刻寫板 我很樂意 Oh, yes. Okay, the tablet. I would...
將它返回給你 可是它不在 ...love to bestow it upon you, but we don't actually...
我們手上 ...have it.
謝了 我會保護他的 Thanks, guys. Don't worry. I'll watch out for him!
謝謝 Thank you.
那是什麼? What is that?
匈奴人 Huns.
我得解決這個傢伙 I gotta deal with this guy.
抱歉 拉瑞 我會說匈奴話 Pardon me, Larry. I speak Hun.
他想把你五馬分屍 He says that he wants to rip you apart.
又要分屍 我明白 All right. Again with the ripping. Listen, I understand.
我懂了 你想撕扯什麼 I get it. Ripping for you... You want to rip things, okay?
也許是因為很久以前 有人撕扯了你 And I think maybe that's because somebody ripped you a long time ago.
在這裏 In here.
很久以前 Somebody ripped little...
有人傷了小阿提拉 就在這裏 ...baby Attila a long time ago, right here.
他們摧毀了某個東西 對吧? They ripped something out, didn't they?
他們摧毀了愛 They ripped the love.
讓你失去了愛 They ripped the love right out of you, didn't they?
小寶寶孤單待在帳棚裏 A little baby all alone in a tent...
爸爸出門去 ...whose daddy went off...
去掠奪某個城鎮 或者 ...to pillage some town...
去搶某個地方 做他該做的事 ...or go and plunder somewhere, just doing his job.
可是誰被扔在家裏? But who was left alone?
你 You.
別壓抑 釋放出來吧 Let it out. Let it go. Let it go.
沒事了 沒事了 It's okay. It's okay.
你是下一個 You're next.
很好 深呼吸 Good. That's good. Just breathe.
- 拉瑞·戴利 - 在 - Larry Daley. - Yeah.
很好 Good. Yes.
是 很好 很好 Yeah. Okay. Good, good.
好了 大家聽著 All right! I need everybody to listen up!
各位 聽我說 Guys! Come on!
安靜! Quiet!
我的笨笨有話要說 My dum-dum want to speak.
謝謝 Thank you.
這位是阿卡曼拉王 Now, this here's King Ahkmenrah.
他的板子讓各位每晚重獲新生 His tablet is what brings you to life every night.
這些夜班老警衛偷走了它 And those old night watchmen? They stole it.
在天亮之前 Now, we need to find those guards and get the tablet back...
我們得找到這些警衛 拿回板子 ...and we need to do it before morning.
南北戰爭士兵! 快去天文館 Civil war guys, head over to the Planetarium wing.
我不記得我探險家朋友的名字了 My explorer friend whose name escapes me.
- 是哥倫布 - 哥倫布! 對 真抱歉 - It's columbus. - Right, columbus! Right, I'm sorry.
你又沒掛名牌 哥倫布 帶尼安德塔人去搜索 There's no nameplate, so... columbus, take the Neanderthals...
無脊椎和爬蟲類動物陳列室 ...and do a sweep from Invertebrates all the way through Reptiles.
傑迪戴亞和奧克塔維厄斯 他們的貨車在後面 看住它 Jed and octavius, their van's parked out back. Go take care of it.
不要 我不跟穿袍子的人合作 Whoa, whoa, whoa, no! No, sir. I ain't working with toga boy.
羅馬人單打獨鬥 Romans work alone.
- 那又不會痛 少孩子氣了 - 會痛啦! - That didn't hurt. Don't be a baby. - Yes, it did.
少蠢了 Come on.
那一下比較用力 That was much harder!
兩位 拜託 Guys, come on!
阿嘉 奧克塔維厄斯 Jed, octavius.
你們的年代雖然差了兩千年 Take away the fact you were born 2000 years apart...
但你們並沒有那麼大的差異 ...you guys aren't that different.
你們都是偉大的領袖 You're both great leaders.
你們都為自己的人民謀福利 對嗎? You just want what's best for your people, right?
- 對 - 對 - Yeah. - Yeah.
南北戰爭的兵士們 Civil war dudes.
拜託 你們是同胞 別再打鬥了 You guys are brothers, for God's sakes. You gotta stop fighting.
北方贏了 奴隸不對 抱歉 North wins. Slavery's bad. Sorry.
我並不想毀了你們的幻想 不過南方 你們有艾曼兄弟 Don't wanna burst your bubble. But, South, you guys get Allman Brothers...
還有房車賽 別激動了 ...and NAScAR, so just chill!
聽著 沒有了刻寫板 這一切 Look, without that tablet, all of this...
夜生活就會劃下休止符 ...this whole coming-to-life-at-night thing, it all goes away.
我不想那樣 但我需要你們幫忙 Now, I don't wanna let that happen, but I need your help.
我們做得到 但我們得齊心合力 We can get this done, but we gotta do it together.
誰要幫我? So who's with me?
好 Yeah.
- 誰跟我同一陣線? - 好耶! - Who's with me? - Yeah!
- 好啊 - 衝啊! - Yeah! - Charge!
好耶 我們動手吧 All right! Now, let's do this, people!
還有動物們 And animals!
還有無臉男們 一起來吧 And weird, faceless puppet creatures. Come on, let's go! Let's do it!
跟我來 各位 Come on! Follow me, boys!
吉拉尼莫! Geronimo!
天哪 Oh, jeez.
各位 要來軟的還是硬的 Now, boys, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
我想你們是想來硬的 I guess it's gonna be the hard way.
我們就快到了 Right, men, we're almost there.
救救你自己吧 Save yourself!
我不想戒掉你 I ain't quitting you!
葛斯? Gus?
雷納? Reginald?
兩位? 你們在哪裏? Fellas, where are you?
兄弟們? Guys?
我就說嘛 幹的好! That's what I'm talking about. Good job, gentlemen.
團隊合作太棒了 Loving the teamwork!
他們消失了 要怎麼找他們? They've vanished. How will we find them?
我知道有人能幫忙 來吧 I know someone who can help. Come on.
小心! Watch out!
莎卡佳尾 或佳薇 有人偷了他的板子 Hey, Sakagawea, or wea. Listen, I need a favor. Somebody stole his tablet.
你能追蹤拿走它的人嗎? You think you can track the guys who took it?
他往東走 不過失控撞車了 He went east but he lost control and crashed.
真厲害 你怎麼知道的? You're amazing. How can you tell that?
他放棄車子 He left the wagon...
跑回去了 ...and went back.
跑回去? He went back?
他為什麼要回去? Why would he go back?
讓開! Get out of the way!
你救了我 You saved me.
你值得我救 親愛的 You're worth saving, my dear.
- 這下有問題了 - 泰迪 老天 - That's problematic. - Teddy. Oh, man.
拉瑞 別緊張 我是蠟做的 Larry, relax. I'm wax.
不過快天亮了 You gotta do something. Dawn's approaching.
- 館裏大半的東西都在外面亂跑 - 他拿了我的板子 - Half the museum's running amuck outside. - He's got my tablet.
走吧 小屋 Come on, ockie!
為您效勞 巨怪 At your service, Gigantor!
主人 我們該怎麼幫忙? How can we be of assistance, my liege?
讓我想一下 Just give me a second, guys.
小龍? Rexy?
過來 小乖 Here, boy.
泰迪 我需要一匹馬 Teddy, I need a horse.
快去吧 Do it, man.
- 來啊 讓我聽你吼吧! - 嗯 - Come on, boy! Let me hear you yell! - Yeah!
這真是夢想成真 Just living the dream, baby!
我愛死這一切了 I'm loving this!
快停住馬車 現在! Pull the stagecoach over now!
這個彎能交給我嗎? Can I make this turn up here?
我就當是答應了 坐穩了 I'll take that as a yes. Hang on!
我控制不了它 I can't hold it!
走 我們了結這一切吧 Come on, Tex, let's finish this.
快啊 Come on!
把板子給我 Give me the tablet, cecil!
做不到 Can't do it, son.
停下 Pull over!
那是不可能的 走吧 It ain't gonna happen. Moving on.
快停住 不然我就動手了 Last chance, cecil. Stop the horses or I will!
他們停不住的 They can't be stopped, Larry.
你歷史沒學好嗎? Don't you know your history?
他們是載運錢財的 他們只聽一個秘密指令 These are money carriers. They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word.
真的嗎? 你是說像… Really? You mean a word like...
達科塔! ..."Dakota"?
過去 德克薩斯 Come on, Tex.
我溫習過歷史了 感謝指點 I read up on my history. Thanks for the tip.
還有 Oh, and by the way...
別在我兒子面前那樣對我說話我 ...don't ever talk to me like that in front of my son.
走吧 Moving on.
- 嘿 匈奴人 - 叫阿提拉讓他的手下 - Hey, Huns. - Tell Attila to have his boys...
把他跟其他警衛綁在一起 ...take him back. Put him with the guards.
還有 別五馬分屍了 Oh, and no limb ripping, okay?
等等 別急 不要那麼激動 Hey, boy. Wait, wait, hold the phone.
"馬基卡卡"啥意思? 翻譯一下 拜託 What's makeekaka mean? Wait. Translation, please.
那是在1909年 我沿尚比西河而上 The year was 1909. I was going up the Zambezi River in Africa.
我們的矮黑人嚮導用喀嗒聲說話 And our river guide was a brilliant Pygmy who spoke only by clicking.
好了 There we are.
- 老天 - 怎麼了? - Oh, boy. - What is it?
我得把你們弄回博物館 I gotta get you guys back to the museum.
怎麼弄? How?
阿卡曼拉 我需要你幫忙 Ahkmenrah, I'm gonna need your help.
你懂板上的文字 你送大家回去 This is your tablet. You know the instructions. You get everyone back.
有個人得看看這個 Come on. There's somebody who's gotta see this.
他們每季付A-Rod這麼多錢 What I'm saying is, for the type of money that they pay A-Rod...
他每季都該打贏世界大賽 ...he ought to be bringing home a world Series trophy every season.
你懂我的意思吧? You know what I mean?
誰來幫它們清大便啊? Now, who they gonna get to clean up all that doo-doo?
- 伊努特人 - 在 - Inuit. - Yeah.
一個陶土士兵 One terracotta soldier.
- 維京海盜 - 在 - Vikings. - Right.
- 羊鴕 - 歡迎回來 女士們 - Alpaca. - Welcome back, ladies.
- 駱馬 - 嘿 - Llama. - Hey.
維京海盜 Viking guys.
你們在化石森林古跡 Do me a favor. Your fellows made some funeral pyre...
搞了個火葬之類的東西 去清乾淨 ...in Petrified wood. Go clean that up.
好嗎? 謝謝 Okay? Thank you.
- 他回來了 - 我來處理這煩人的傢伙 - He's back. - All right, I'll deal with this joker.
大糜鹿 你過不來的 Hey, hey, Moose. It's not gonna happen, buddy. All right?
你頭上的角會卡住 I told you, you can't come through with those antlers.
帶著你的馴鹿朋友去上貨區 So you and your caribou buddy gotta go around to the loading dock.
- 拉瑞 - 泰迪 - Lawrence! - Hey, Teddy.
真高興看到完整的你 Great to see you in one piece.
莎卡佳薇弄點熱臘就黏好了 Sakagawea, a little hot wax, and I'm a new man.
拉瑞? Larry?
我說過我不是跟你開玩笑 I told you I wasn't making fun of you.
- 我知道 - 泰迪? - I know. - Teddy?
老天 Oh, my God.
你想見見她嗎? Wanna meet her?
- 想 - 好 - Yeah? - Yeah.
來吧 Okay, come on.
羅斯福總統 這是我朋友貝嘉 Excuse me. President Roosevelt, this is my friend Rebecca.
- 幸會 - 你好 - An honor. - Hi.
這位是莎卡佳歪 And this is Sakagawea.
- 薇 - 薇 - Wea. - Wea.
薇 Wea.
她有一些問題想問你 I think she has a few questions she wants to ask you.
你超讚的 我是你的超級粉絲 You rock. I am a big fan.
你想知道什麼? What would you like to know?
我不知道該從何問起 Well, I mean, I don't know where to start, but...
- 達摩祖師 合十答禮 - 到 - one Buddha. - Check.
兩匹斑馬 Two zebras.
- 好 到 - 德克斯特 歡迎回來 - Right. Check. - Dexter! Welcome back.
德克斯特 我們和好吧? Hey, Dex, so look. No hard feelings, all right?
- 拉瑞 - 你看到了 - Lawrence! - You saw!
- 你看到他打我了 - 誰比較高等? - You saw what he did just then! - Who's evolved?
- 我 - 誰比較高等? - I am. - Who's evolved?
我! I am!
很好 Good.
全員到齊 Well, they're all here.
幹得好 大家都回來了 Well done. Everyone's in.
是啊 不過… Yeah, well...
沒有全部 ...not everyone.
我們今晚失去了幾個好小子 We lost a couple of good, little men out there tonight.
偉大的勝利總是會有些許犧牲 With great victory comes great sacrifice.
是啊 Yeah.
爸? 你看 Dad, look.
好耶! Bully!
你沒那麼容易甩掉我們的 You ain't getting rid of us that easy.
明晚見? 拉瑞 Until tomorrow evening, Lawrence?
我不知道 泰迪 Yeah. I don't know about that, Teddy.
這次我可能搞不定了 It's gonna be tough to talk my way out of this one.
若真是那樣 Well, if that's indeed the case...
那麼就此道別了 朋友 ...then it's farewell, my friend.
尼克? Nick?
你父親是英雄 Your father's a great man.
我知道 I know.
我跟你說過了 Told you.
晚安 All right. Good night.
不 是早安 No, Lawrence. Good day.
泰迪? Hey, Teddy?
謝了 Thanks.
這是紐約一台 新聞台 You're watching New York 1. News all morning.
今天地上鋪了一層新雪 Thanks for joining us. There is a fresh blanket of snow.
不過紐約人談論的可不是這個 But it's not the snow that's got New Yorkers talking.
他們談的是雪上的東西 西81街上有恐龍腳印 It's what's in the snow. There are dinosaur tracks along West 81 st Street.
那些腳印是暴龍腳印 Here's the remarkable video. These appear to be Tyrannosaurus Rex tracks...
足跡直接延伸至自然歷史博物館 ...and they lead straight to the Museum of Natural History.
當局發現地鐵裏有史前洞穴畫 Authorities have found what appear to be cave drawings in the subway.
尼安德塔人在博物館屋頂 這是騙局還是公關活動? Neanderthals atop the museum roof. Elaborate hoax or publicity stunt?
家庭影片 博物館之迷
由你來決定 但有件事很確定 You be the judge, but one thing's for sure:
自然歷史博物館的人員 真是使出了渾身絕技 The folks at the Natural History Museum have really outdone them...
你有何解釋? Any explanation at all?
沒 沒有解釋 No. Got nothing.
好 Good.
我要拿回你的鑰匙和手電筒 I'll take your keys and your flashlight.
大家 跟我來 Folks, this way.
我叫尼克達理 我的職場父母要介紹的是我爸 My name is Nick Daley. My career Day parent is my dad.
他是自然歷史博物館的夜班警衛 He's the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History.
尼克說過了 Hey, how's it going? Well, Nicky said it:
我是自然歷史博物館的夜班警衛 I'm the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History.
在那裏 歷史栩栩如生 Let me tell you something: That's when history comes alive.
你們有多少人到過那裏? How many of you guys have been over to the museum?
得分! Goal!
嘿 時間晚了 你要回家了嗎? Hey, it's getting late. Are you ready to go home?
還沒 Nope.
衝啊 Let's ride.