那些日子令人称奇 Those days were amazing
你知道，作为年轻人，不用问都喜欢钢铁龙乐队般的生活 You know, being a kid, you know, what else was l to do but to live the Dragon, you know?
我学着一首又一首歌曲，阅读着每一份访问报道 l study the music note for note. l read every interview
模仿他们每套着装，每一个举动，每一个表情 Copied every outfit, every move, you know, every look
在匹兹堡时，我不断的追求着完美 And Pittsburgh, you know, my pursuit of perfection was relentless
[ 匹兹堡，80年代 ]
因为，学习音乐就应该这样。 Because, the take that study music deserved that
罗伯，你那不叫泛音 Rob, you,re not nailing the squeal
我不知道你在说什么 l have no idea what you,re talking about
听一下 Check it out
像这样弹 Play it like that
你那是闷音，不是泛音 That,s it. That,s a ping, not a squeal
听着和磁带上一样的。 -再有力些。 -Sounds just like the tape, man. -No. Raunchier
再来。 Again, please.
这就对了，谢谢。 That was great. Thank you.
从头来。 From the top.
稍等！ Hold on!
嗨，杰米，别闹。 Hey, Jeremy, no.
你在做什么？你知道这是什么吗？ What are you doing? You know what this is?
这张《润滑剂》，上面有5个乐队成员的签名。 Lubricator, signed by all five band members with the original cover.
看，乔根的名字拼错了，它应该是一个“E”， Look. Jorgen,s name is misspelled. lt should be an ,,E.,,
你知道我花了多少钱弄到它么？ You know how much l can get for it?
和平也与你同在，小家伙。试试这样。 Peace to you too, dude. Try it like this.
老妈？老妈？我的房间不是禁止入内吗？ Mom? Mom, isn,t my room off-limits?
哦，对不起宝贝儿。你在那儿做什么呢？ l,m sorry, Chris. Oh, what were you doing?
你好吗？ -很好，维尔德好么？ -How are you? -Good. How,s Willard?
他很好。你看起来很帅。 --谢谢。 -He,s fine. You look nice. -Thank you.
等一下。这里有点脏了。 Here, hold on. You got a smudge.
拜拜，我得走了。 --拜拜。爱你。 -Bye. Gotta run. -Bye. Love you.
我也爱你。拜拜。 Love you too. Bye.
用劲！再用劲！ l need more power! l want more!
来吧，来吧。 Come on, come on.
尼娜和萨曼塔！ Nina and Samantha!
嗨，克里斯。 Hey, Chris.
这周来看我的演出吗？ --当然了。 -Coming to my show in a week? -Of course.
想发传单么？ --好啊！ -Want to hand out fliers? -Absolutely.
你们看起来棒极了。 --拜。 -You guys look awesome. -Bye.
我们是“污浊之血”乐队 We,re a band called Blood Pollution...
致敬钢铁龙的乐队，在匹兹堡是最好的。 ...a Steel Dragon tribute band, the best in Pittsburgh.
感谢你们。 Thank you.
这首歌写给偷走我心的那个人。 l wrote this one for someone who ripped out my heart.
而且把它放在了该死的搅拌机里！ And put it through a bloody blender!
没错。 That,s right.
这首歌献给金姆，他让我想要站起来呐喊。 This one,s for l<im, who makes me want to stand up and shout.
我很快回来，好吗？ Em, l,ll be right back, okay?
借过 Excuse me.
能给我一个吗？ You think l could have one?
除非用吹箫或者上床跟我换，老兄。玩的开心。 Not without a blowjob and a sex change, pal. But have a nice day.
来吧，美女们，这边走。 --回见，克里斯。 -Come on, girls. This way. -See you, Chris.
噢，太棒了！ Oh, that was awesome!
这是自77年在哥伦布市以来最燥的一次演出！ That was the heaviest since Columbus in ,77.
比“疯狂之旅”还要燥。 Heavier than the Demented tour.
我问你，他们不摇滚吗？ --他们绝对摇滚。 -l ask you, did they not rock? -They totally rocked.
伙计们。 Guys.
这是...？ What the...?
来。 Come on.
噢，我闻到骚货的味儿了。 Oh, l thought l smelled pussy.
看看谁在这儿呢？ Look who,s here.
这不是小野洋子和基佬五人组吗？ --你在干吗？ -lf it isn,t Yoko Ono and the Fag Five. -What are you doing?
--保证没人看你们这些粗劣模仿乐队的演出。 Making sure nobody sees some cut-rate copy band.
粗劣模仿？这哥们儿都不会给自己的吉他调音呢。 Cut-rate? This dude can,t even tune his own guitar.
你接着假唱吧。 --我不假唱，混蛋。 -You could work on your lip-synch. -l don,t lip-synch.
帮帮忙你还是假唱吧，杂种。 Be doing everyone a favor if you did. ass breed.
你为什么不穿些更合适的衣服呢 You could get the outfit right.
“徒劳之旅”的靴子还有廉价变态夹克。 Boots from the Wasted tour and a cheap Twisted jacket.
你完全错了，傻逼，这是官方标配。 You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker. This is official issue.
鲍比在“扭曲巡演”中穿的正版夹克。 The actual vest Bobby wore on the Twisted tour.
我爸从一个认识他们的人的手里买的。 My dad bought it from someone who knows them.
真遗憾，你爸让人给坑了。 Sorry, but your dad got ripped.
翻领应该是蓝色的，刺绣上也没有绿色。 The lapels should be blue, there,s no green in the embroidery.
这里任何一个人能不能诚实的说... As a matter of fact, can anybody here honestly say...
他们见过鲍比比尔斯穿过带红色翻领的夹克吗？ ...they,ve ever seen Bobby Beers with a jacket with red lapels?
说不清。 --我没见过。 -No, l can,t. -l don,t think so.
也许你能给我做像他一样的裤子。 maybe You can make me some pants like his.
还是你女朋友已经用破道奇车的座位给你做了一条？ Or did your girlfriend already ripped out the seats in the Dodge?
不，先告诉我你在裤裆放了什么让人相信你是个男的。 No. First tell me what you put there to make people think you,re a guy.
当然没有，宝贝儿。 --噢是啊，放了个芭蕾舞鞋。 -This is not me, baby. -You and a few ballet slippers.
-你想看看吗？ --不，我不想。 -You want a piece of my package? -No, l,m good.
想看真正的男人如何... --别碰她！ -Want to see how a real man-- -Don,t touch her.
别动我的袍子。 --你也别动我的袍子！ -Let go of my cape. -Let go of my cape!
起床。 Get your ass out of bed.
滚开。 Get out of here，man.
快走，快起来。 --滚蛋。 -Let,s go. Get up. -Get out of here.
动起来。 Move it.
你把你的存货藏哪儿了？（毒品） Where you hiding your stash these days?
滚开！我什么也没干。 Get out! l didn,t do anything.
这就是问题所在，你从来都没做什么。 That,s the problem. You never do anything.
你给我滚开，猪！ --上帝啊，操！ -Get out of here, pig! -God-- Fucking--
来啊！ Come on!
妈！妈！ Mom! Mom!
上帝啊，孩子们。停下来。克里斯，让他歇会儿。来。 Jeez, boys. Quit. Break it up. Chris, give him a break. Come on.
停下！ --让他滚出我的房间！ -Stop it! -Tell him to get out!
这原来是我的房间。 --不再是了！ -Used to be my room. -Not anymore!
因为我18岁的时候搬出去了。 Because l moved out when l was 18.
我们去吃早餐。 --让他在外面待着！ -We,re having breakfast. -l<eep him out!
克里斯准备上班吧。你下楼行吗？ Get ready for work. Will you go downstairs?
让他在外面待着！ --好好，他走了。 -l<eep him out! -All right, he,s gone.
你因为醉驾逮捕了墨文？ So you arrested Mervin for drunk driving?
他把车停在了布伦尼曼家的草坪上。 He was parked on the Brennemans, lawn.
辩称他当时去买冰激凌了，老套的把戏。 Claims he was going out for ice cream. Same story.
克里斯，演出怎么样？ --挺好的。 -Chris, so how was the show? -lt was fine.
-怪胎们已经不能自制了。 -你怎么没甩头呢？ -The freaks were out in force. -Why weren,t you busting heads?
-因为女职员控制了全场（指克里斯）。 --你又来？ Female officers handle that crowd. -You want to go?
克里斯，别吵了。 --你要再说我就跟你一块儿上班去。 -Chirs，Come on. -Saved again. Should take her to work.
-说的好。 --他们唱“黑色巴比伦”了吗？ -Good one. -Did they do Black Babylon?
他们自从75年在大阪之后就没唱过了。 They haven,t played that since Osaka in ,75.
-那挺悲哀的。 --我喜欢那歌。 -That is pathetic that you know. -l love that song.
好了，天才，谁埋在格兰特的墓里？ Okay, genius, who,s buried in Grant,s tomb?
你住在家里，还偷妈妈的化妆品用，这很畸形。 lt,s twisted that you,re still living at home, stealing Ma,s makeup.
谁埋在格兰特的墓里？ Who,s buried in Grant,s tomb?
爸，你还要忍受多久？ How much longer will you put up with this?
你14岁就开始做你那摇滚巨星的春梦了。 The rock star fantasy thing is something you grow out of at 1 4.
如果我运气好的话，我长大后就会像你一样听空中补给乐队 lf l get lucky, l,ll get to grow up and listen to Air Supply like you.
空中补给怎么了？ What,s wrong with Air Supply?
如果你是来自小镇的话那就没什么。 Nothing, if you,re from the Village People.
你知道你最病态的是什么吗？ You know what the sickest thing is about you?
是你没有任何关于你自己的梦想。 lt,s that you don,t have any fantasies of your own.
你的梦想是成为别人。（指鲍比） You fantasize about being somebody else.
穿别人的衣服，唱别人的歌。 Wearing somebody else,s clothes. Singing somebody else,s songs.
这很悲哀。 lt,s pathetic.
剪剪头吧。 --好，撒旦的奴仆。 -Get a haircut. -Okay, Satan,s allegiant.
吃点好的，儿子。 Have a good one, son.
你什么也没吃。 --过会儿吧，我爱你们。 -You didn,t eat. -Later. l love you guys.
我也爱你。 Love you too.
爱你。 --你怎么每次都这样。 -l love you. -You do this every time.
我质疑他的性取向，妈。 真的。 l question his sexuality, Ma. l do.
按照步骤来就不会再那样了。别把笔插进去。 Here,s the procedure, so it won,t happen again. Don,t stick a pen in.
我教你一个简单的1，2，3的步骤。 l,ll give you a simple one-two-three procedure.
1，2，3。把这个拉下来，推这个。 lt,s 1 -2-3. Pop that down, push this.
操作杆推回去，解决故障你就可以进入... Pull back on this lever, free up the jam and you can access--
有问题？ ls there something wrong?
那是睫毛膏吗？ ls that mascara?
我玩乐队，行吗？ --哦，懂了。 -l,m in a band. Okay? -Oh, okay.
你能按照1，2，3的步骤别再把笔插进去吗？ Can you follow the 1 -2-3 without sticking a pen in there?
谢谢你。 Thank you.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
拜拜。 Bye-bye.
不好意思。 Sorry about that.
马茜什么时候回来？ When,s Marci getting back?
她和罗伯去看瓦姆了！暂时不会回来。 She and Rob went to see Wham! Won,t be back for a while.
瓦姆？哦上帝啊。 Wham!? Oh, God.
乔治麦克是个懦夫。我要损罗伯一顿。 George Michael,s a wuss. l,m gonna give Rob shit for it.
他不会想知道这个的。 He,ll want to cover that.
好了。 All right, you.
现在放松。 Okay, now just relax.
麻了吗？ --嗯是啊。 -ls it numb? -l think so.
有感觉吗？ Feel that?
你确定要这么做？ --嗯，鲍比上周就是这样。 -Sure you want to do this? -Yeah, Bobby did it last week.
宝贝儿我爱你。 --我爱你。 -l love you, babe. -l love you.
好，别看，别看。 Okay, don,t look. Don,t look.
天呐，肯定很疼。 --是啊，噢，天呐。 -God, that had to hurt. -Yes, it does. Oh, God.
你要做另一边吗？ You want to do the other one?
不，我想给你做。 No. I want to do yours.
也许吧。 --来，我们做你的。 -Maybe. -Come on. Let,s do yours.
测试，测试。1，2. Testing, testing. One, two.
不行！ --对，这是我儿子。 -No way! -That,s right. That,s my boy.
好了女士们，谁要腊肠？ All right, ladies, who had the weenies?
我打底霜是不是涂多了？ Do l have too much foundation on?
我一直往上涂这玩意儿，涂的我都想干自己了。 l keep putting this shit on till l want to fuck myself.
嗨，罗伯，你穿着内裤？ -- 没。 -Hey, Rob, you wearing underwear? -No.
罗伯。 Rob.
你知道演出的时候不穿内裤。 You know the drill. No panties.
起来。 --我不想让我的蛋蛋冻着 -Get up. -l am not freezing my balls--
站起来把它脱了。 Just stand up and drop it.
我不会脱的。--来吧。 -l,m not taking it off. -Come on.
你要是想，你来脱。反正我不脱 lf you want, take them off. l am not taking off--
你的女人就是禽兽！ Your woman,s an animal!
好了！ All right!
在我们演出之前。 Before we get too into this party.
我爱你！ --我也爱你。 -l love you! -Love you too.
在我们进入高潮前，我要谢谢凯西... Before we get too deep into this party, l want to thank l<ey Steel...
...让我们使用他们的场地 ...for letting us use their place of business to pay tribute...
...来向独一无二的钢铁龙的金属乐致敬！ ...to the metal created by none other than Steel Dragon!
特别感谢我哥哥，乔... And a special thanks to my brother, Joe...
把他讨厌的钢铁龙的专辑给了我 ...who gave me my first Dragon record because he hated it.
还要感谢我的父母，他们让我随心所欲的演唱。 And to my parents, because they let me play it as loud as l wanted!
我的好孩子！ --那是我儿子！ -That,s my boy! -That,s my baby!
因为他们摇滚！！ Because they rock!
现在，这首歌... Now, this next tune...
我要献给一个人，当我第一次遇见她 ...l,d like to dedicate to someone who, when l first met...
她就偷走了我的心还把它放进了搅拌机中。 ...ripped my heart out and put it through a bloody blender.
没错！这首歌献给艾米丽！ That,s right! This one,s for Emily!
她让我振奋让我坠落而且让我想？ She turns me up and shakes me down and makes me want to what?
站起来呐喊！ Stand up and shout!
刚才那是什么？ What was that?
什么是什么？ What was what?
副歌以后没有solo. There,s no solo break after the chorus.
他们不在乎。 They don,t care.
歌不是这么弹的。 That,s not how the song goes.
我知道歌怎么弹。 l know how the song goes.
如果你知道怎么弹，就把它弹对。 lf you know how it goes, then play it right.
克里斯，你太较真了。 Chris, you are taking this shit too seriously.
没错，因为音乐就是要较真。 That,s right, because the music deserves to be taken seriously.
如果你不较真，你就不配玩儿它。 lf you don,t, you don,t deserve to play it.
好吧，你想自己说了算。 All right, you need to get a grip.
你把你的表演毁了，别来毁我的！ You,ve ruined your performance. Do not ruin mine!
嘿！ Hey!
你他妈给我插回去！ Plug that fucker back in.
边儿去！ Quit it!
那是我的音箱！ --别把演出毁了！别！ -That,s my amp! -Do not ruin this concert! Do not!
去你妈的演出！ Hey, fuck this concert!
又来了。 Here we go again.
-打他蛋！ --今晚演出圆满成功。 -Hit him in the bollocks. -That wraps it up for tonight.
记得出场的时候带着你的T恤和录音带。谢谢你们的光临！ make sure Grab a T-shirt and cassette on your way out. Thanks for coming.
停下。 Cut it.
怎么回事？ --他在这儿干嘛？ -What,s up? -What,s he doing here?
你在这儿干嘛？ --布拉德利，我们的新主唱。 -What are you doing here? -Bradley,s our new front man.
说完了吧。现在让他出去。 You made your point. Get him out now.
伙计，你才应该离开。 --克里斯，看见了吗？ -Only one leaving is you. -Chris, see these?
这是他带来的新音箱。那个是新的调音台。 lt,s the new P.A. he brought with him. And that,s the new mixing board.
那你听见他的嗓音了吗？ Have you heard his voice?
玩去吧。 --伙计，放轻松。 -Sit and spin. -Dude, just relax.
我不在乎布拉德利能不能唱出鲍比的感觉。 l don,t care if Bradley can hit the notes Bobby Beers can hit.
因为我听说鲍比要离开乐队了。 Bobby,s leaving the band anyway.
你别瞎说。 --尼娜和萨曼塔说他要离队了。 -You don,t know. -Nina and Samantha say he,s leaving.
瞎扯 --这不是重点。 -Bullshit. -lt doesn,t matter.
我们想让人们听到我们的原创。我们厌倦了做模仿乐队。 We want people to hear our originals. We,re tired of being a cover band.
我们那是向他们致敬。 ---不，伙计，我们是在模仿。 -We,re a tribute band. -No, dude. We are a cover band.
问题在于，你认为你在钢铁龙乐队里。 The problem is, you think you,re in Steel Dragon.
我爱你，老兄，但是你活在精神世界中。 l love you, man, but you,re mental.
回到现实来吧。你不知道鲍比在哪里结束你在哪里开始。 Get a grip on reality. You don,t know where Bobby Beers ends and you begin.
我是活在精神世界，因为我不想在低俗酒吧的乐队里... l,m mental, because l don,t want to be in a cheesy bar band...
...玩着烂音乐，让他们听着你的蹩脚原创！ ...that butchers music and makes them listen to your crappy originals!
蹩脚？我很厉害，我为我写的东西自豪。 Crappy? Whole and a Half,, kicks ass. l,m proud to have written it.
这就是为什么我对你们有这么多的要求。 That,s why we got so many requests for it.
别诋毁我，因为你根本不敢写自己的歌。 Don,t shit on me because you,re scared to write your own songs.
是，对啊，我太害怕了。 Yeah, that,s it. l,m too scared.
如果你想做好，你就写自己的歌。 lf you wanna make it, you write your own tunes.
谢谢你的建议。伙计们别这样。 Thanks for the tip, bro. Look, come on, guys.
我们喜欢钢铁龙的歌。我们不能想象演奏别的曲子。 We loved playing Dragon tunes. We couldn,t imagine playing anything else.
我觉得那就像个傻子。 --傻子？ -l thought it,d be a goof. -A goof?
你不觉得就算自己失败... Wouldn,t you rather fail as yourself...
也比做鲍比比尔斯的替身强吗？ ...than succeed as a Bobby Beers clone?
好啊，那你可以写首关于我为什么要那么做的歌！ You can write a song about why l would wanna do that!
好了，你已经被开除了。你走吧！ All right, you,re gone. Just go!
这他妈有什么好笑的？ What,s so fucking funny?
亲爱的，来吧，我们走吧。 Babe, come on. Let,s go.
好，这是我的麦克风支架！我要拿走！这些是我的线。 Fine. This is my mike stand! l,m taking it! These are my cables.
我会拿些新线过来。 l,ll get new cables.
不要想着我会回来。 --我不会的。 -Don,t think l,m coming back. -l don,t.
好，因为我不会回来。 --嗯好。 -Well, that,s because l,m not. -Good.
我是认真的。如果我走了，我就不会回来！ l,m serious. lf l leave, l,m not coming back!
-你已经说过了！ --闭嘴，布拉德利。 -You said that! -Shut up, Bradley.
就这样吧。 Last time.
艾米丽。 Emily.
你如果还想给我们做经纪人，你可以和我们一起。 lf you still want to manage us, then it,s okay with us.
罗伯，我是个商人。 Rob, l,m a businesswoman.
在这行的首要原则就是跟着有天赋的人走 Rule one in this business is you go where the talent is...
...但是这乐队里最有天赋的人刚刚离开了。 ...and all the fucking talent that was in this band just left.
那些家伙很容易被替代的。 You know, those guys are so replaceable.
我五分钟就能组建一个乐队然后再把他们散了。 lt,ll take me five minutes to put together a band and blow them away.
也许这是一个契机。 Maybe this is just a sign.
你懂的，是时候继续前进了。 You know, just time to move on.
我现在没心情去想光明的一面。 l,m not in the mood to look on the bright side now.
不，这对你来说是个机会... No, this is an opportunity for you...
...写你自己的歌。 ...to write your own songs.
为什么？ Why?
当一个拿吉他的小丑，试着引起别人注意？不可能。 Be another clown with a guitar, trying to get attention? No way.
记得你在我生日上为我写的歌吗？ Remember what you wrote for me on my birthday?
-不记得。 --你记得的。 -No. -Yes, you do.
别唱了。很尴尬。 Come on, please. lt,s embarrassing.
你取笑够了吗？ Are you done making fun of me yet?
我喜欢那首歌。 l love that song.
你不明白，你没在听我说。 You,re not getting it. You,re not hearing me.
告诉你，我第一次看见你... l,m telling you, first time l ever saw you...
...第一次我注视你... ...first time l laid eyes on you...
...大二那年，《雨缘》里的比尔斯达巴克 ...sophomore year, Bill Starbuck in The Rainmaker.
我自言自语，天呐，这个人做到了。 l said to myself,Oh, my God, that guy,s got it.
我是说，我的心停止了跳动。 l mean, my heart stopped.
我心想，这个人唱的简直和原唱一模一样。 And l said, ,,That guy is going all the way.,,
我只是在唱别人的歌。 l was just singing someone else,s lines.
不是我写的歌。 l did not write them.
我最喜欢的颜色是彩虹。 --我喜欢淡紫色。 -My favorite color is rainbow. -Mine,s mauve.
海莉，你接电话啦？谢谢。 l said no. Haley, did you answer the telephone? Thank you.
阳光日托。 Sunshine Daycare.
克里斯！电话！ Chris! Telephone!
电话！你想帮我剥鸡蛋吗？ Telephone! You want to help me crack eggs?
-我要五个。 --五个鸡蛋。 -l want five. -Five eggs.
克里斯？是克里斯科尔吗？ Chris? ls that Chris Cole?
你是谁？ --我是柯克卡迪。 -Who is this? -This is kirk Cuddy.
瑞奇，你的口音就跟你的音乐一样烂。 Ricki, your accent is as lame as your playing.
你对我的演出有什么建议？ What do you suggest l do about my playing?
你到底是谁？ Who is this?
我告诉你了，我是柯克卡迪，我的乐队叫钢铁龙。 l told you, it,s l<irk Cuddy. l play in a band called Steel Dragon.
-你可能听说过我们， --听着混蛋，我没工夫陪你玩儿。 -Maybe you,ve heard of us. -l don,t have time.
等一下，等一下，先听这个，好吗？ Hang on, hang on. Listen to this, all right?
那是你吗？你在假唱？ Are you lip-synching?
如果你是柯克，你怎么称呼你的第三任老婆？ lf this is l<irk, what did you call your third wife?
我们一定要谈那个老贱货吗？我叫她甜蜜棒 Do we have to talk about that old slag? l called her Sugar Bum.
第二个老婆也这么叫，所以第三个离开了。 The second wife, too. lt,s why the third left.
现在我把所有女人都亲切的称做托蒂。 Now l affectionately refer to all ladies as Tottie.
听够了吗？ ls that enough for you?
天呐，太不可思议了。对你的狗的事我很难过。 My God, this is unbelievable. l was sorry to hear about your dog.
波奇？ pookie?
是啊，我寄了花过去但是没有回信。 Yeah. l sent flowers but l didn,t get a response.
我想你可能是太忙了。 But l figured you,re so busy.
我们能别说这些废话吗？ Can we get past the This ls Your Life crap?
我这里有一张明天飞往洛杉矶的机票给你。 There,s a ticket waiting for you for a flight to L.A. tomorrow.
-你说真的吗？ --当然，我是认真的。 -Are you serious? -Of course l,m serious.
不要告诉任何人。 --好！ -Tell no one about this. -Yes, sir.
好小伙儿。我们明天见。 Good man. l,ll see you tomorrow.
拜。 Bye.
-艾米丽！ -Emily !
在那儿。 Right there.
我是克里斯科尔。 l,m Chris Cole.
我是塔尼亚。我跟乐队一起工作。 l,m Tania. l work with the band.
你跟鲍比一起工作。 --你看起来像鲍比。 -You went out with Bobby. -You look like Bobby.
这是你的人？ --我的经纪人。 -ls that all you brought? -My manager.
我们把头等舱的票换成了两张经济舱。 We traded the first-class ticket for two coach.
真节约。 How resourceful.
嗯，是啊。 Yeah, well, l thought so.
那是什么表情？你看见了吗？ What was that? Did you see that?
我们来这干嘛？ Why are we here?
应该让柯克跟你解释这一切。 l should let l<irk explain everything to you.
那是你的胸部吗？ Are those your breasts?
不好意思，你说什么？ l,m sorry. What?
你的胸部。是真的吗？ Your breasts. Are they yours?
额，这个我记不起来了。 Well, you know, l don,t remember.
它们太性感了。 They,re quite sensational.
谢谢，我天生就是这样。 Well, thanks. That,s just what l was going for.
听说你在一个模仿钢铁龙的乐队里。 So you,re in a Steel Dragon cover band.
致敬乐队。 --嗯是啊。 -Tribute band. -Right.
我现在算是游走在两个乐队之间。 l,m kind of sort of in between bands right now.
--你的裤子。 --艾米丽给我做的。 -Your pants. -Emily had them made for me.
我想它穿脱起来很容易。 l bet they,re easy to get in and out of.
我们什么时候到目的地？坦尼亚，是么？ So, when do we get there? Tania, is it?
塔尼亚。 Tania.
--你很有名吗？ --不，我们是无名小卒，真抱歉。 -Are you famous? -No, we,re nobody. Sorry.
你应该很有名的！ --噢，谢谢你。拜。 -Well, you should be! -Oh, thank you. Bye.
你能让我们进去吗？ --我还在试着让自己进去呢。 -Can you get us in? -l,m just trying to get in myself.
跟我来，亲爱的。 Follow me, darlings.
这是鲍比77年的“扭曲巡演”的演出服。 This is Bobby,s Twisted tour in ,77.
-看那个。 --看到龙了吗？ -Look at that. -See the dragon?
那是萨米！ That,s Sammy!
克里斯。克里斯！看呐！ chris.chris!Look!
这是58年的金色飞行V。 lt,s a ,58 Flying V in fire-mist gold.
这真是那把琴。看。指板是玫瑰木的。 And it,s the real one. Look. The fingerboards are rosewood.
那是来自环球旅行的对吧！ That,s from the Delirious tour, right?
你们两个进不进来？ --嗯，不好意思 -Are you two coming or what? -Yeah. Sorry.
在这儿等着，好吗？ Wait right here, all right?
很感谢，拉尔夫。那很棒。 Thanks a lot, Ralph. That,s great.
结束了？ --嗯。很好，谢谢你。 -That,s it? -Yeah. Very nice. Thanks.
不错。 Lovely.
现在轮到你了。 They,re ready for you now.
你好吗？ What,s up?
谢谢你能来，没累坏吧？ Thanks for coming. Not too fagged out?
没有。 --马茨，巡回演出经理。 -l don,t think so. -Mats, the road manager.
我在匹兹堡见过你。你给了每个人通行证就是没给我。 l saw you in Pittsburgh. You gave everybody a pass but me.
看你的样儿，我有足够的理由了。 From the looks of you, l had good reason.
我们从尼娜和萨曼莎那里看了你的录像带。 We saw a tape of you singing provided by Nina and Samantha.
那惊人的嗓音真的是你的吗？ ls the incredible voice really yours?
-臭傻逼！ --就知道是你，鲍比。 -Cocksuckers! -That would be you, Bobby.
你觉得用些小屁孩儿就能替代我？ You think some child can replace me?
做你该做的事。 You want to do your thing.
你想开除我？ --冷静一下， -You,re firing me? -Calm down.
你冷静一下吧，你这个贱人！ You calm down, you wanker!
是因为我是同性恋吗？ --你是同性恋？ -lt,s because l,m gay, isn,t it? -You,re gay?
不，我在乳头穿环在摩洛哥买房是因为我他妈的是约翰韦恩（好莱坞影星，以演硬汉闻名） No, l have pierced nipples and a house in Morocco because l,m John Wayne.
你听了《站起来》的歌词了吗？ Have you listened to the lyrics of ,,Stand Up,,?
你真的觉得金姆是个女的？ Did you really think that l<im was a girl?
-金姆是男的？ --是啊，金姆是个男的。 -l<im was a guy? -Yeah, l<im was a guy.
他是我的爱人，比你们这些没心没肺的人强多了！ He,s my lover, much to the horror of these sausage-jockeys.
说的好像我们要抛弃你一样。 --只要让你的老二离我远点儿。 -As if we give a toss. -Just keep your dick away from me.
你闭嘴。 Stop it, man.
不是的，鲍比，让我们头疼的是你录音时不在。 No，what bothers us bobby ,is You don,t turn up for recording sessions.
你有一半的现场演出都没去，而且你表演的时候,你的态度-- You missed half the gigs, and when you did show，your attitude--
我才是钢铁龙！没有我，你们什么都不是！ l am Steel Dragon! Without me, you,re nothing!
让我们喘口气吧。 Give us a break.
没有我，你们只能给在地铁里面卖唱！ You,ll be playing for coppers in the tube without me!
走着瞧。 We,ll see.
没错，走着瞧。 Yeah. We,ll see.
这是怎么回事？ --我不知道。 -What,s going on? -l don,t know.
我的围巾。 My scarf.
拿走吧。 --我当然要拿走。 -Take it. -Yeah, l will.
很好。 Good.
如果我现在走了，我就决不再回来了，决不。 lf l leave now, l,m never coming back. Never.
你说第一遍时我就听见了。 Heard you the first time.
你看什么看？ What you looking at?
你觉得你打扮的像我一样就能做个摇滚明星？ You think you can dress like me and be a star?
不是。 --你根本不了解我。 -No, sir. -You have no idea what it takes.
你觉得摇滚就是性，毒品？ You think it,s all sex, drugs and rock ,n, roll?
你把我的性取向搞错了，对吧。 You got the sex wrong.
我从来不碰毒品，没人像我一样喝的大醉还演出。 l never touch drugs. No one does a gig like l do half-cut.
甚至在你这个年纪。 Not even at your age.
演出前每晚我11点半就睡觉了。那才是我。 And it,s bed, 1 1 :3O every night before a gig. That,s what it takes.
为什么不干你自己的事。 Just do your own thing.
过自己的生活。这就像遍体鳞伤的艾维斯（歌手猫王）。 Get your own life. lt,s like being bloody Elvis.
但是猫王是国王。 Except Elvis was the king.
而我是王后。 And l,m just the queen.
真有趣。 Very funny.
（苦笑） Ha-bloody-ha.
禽兽。你们都是禽兽。 Bastards. You bastards.
不好意思。 Sorry about that.
你错过进唱了。 --是啊，不好意思。 -Missed your cue. -Yeah, sorry。
你会唱这歌吧？ --是的我会。 -You do know this song? -Yes, sir.
我们跳过前奏开始。 We,ll pick it up just coming out of the intro.
对不起。 l 'm sorry.
我们是不是在浪费时间？ We wasting our time here?
对不起。我能不能再从头开始一次？ Sorry. Could l start it one more time?
好吧，再来一遍。 All right, go again.
真抱歉。 Sorry about that.
我爱你。 l love you.
好了伙计，你想演出吗？ Well, mate, do you want the gig, then?
伙计们，看镜头。再入镜一点。 Look in the lens, guys. Go. Get in there more.
让我看到你的态度。2张双白金唱片。 Give me attitude. Two double-platinum records.
你们在广场演出。有20个女孩儿想跟你们在一起。 You,re playing the Forum. You got 2O girls who want to be with you.
给我摇滚巨星的感觉。保持住。就这样。 Give me rock star attitude. Hold that. Here we go.
嘿。伊兹，试一张不带笑的。 Hey, lzzy, let,s try one with attitude. No smile.
不好意思。 Sorry.
好多了。你现在看起来很酷。 Better. Now you,re looking cool.
来看镜头。好的。非常好。 Come on, right in my lens. Nice shot. Attitude.
我们费尽周折的寻找一个... We combed this entire planet looking for someone...
...能够承担重任的人，于是我们找到了一位新星。 ...heavy enough to pull this off and we found a star.
他演唱的时候，你们会忘记鲍比比尔斯的。我保证。 When this guy sings, you,ll forget about Bobby Beers. l promise you.
伊兹！那是你的名字吗？伊兹？ lzzy! ls that your name? lzzy?
是啊，我是伊兹，就像伊兹的复仇 Yeah, the name,s lzzy, like lzzy,s Revenge.
妈的。 Holy shit.
伊兹？我可不会叫他伊兹。 lzzy? l,m not calling him lzzy.
你能唱鲍比的所有歌吗？ Can you hit all the notes Bobby can?
不然我来乐队干嘛呢。 That,s why l,m in the band.
站起来呐喊 Stand up and shout
你是怎么保持这么完美的嗓音的？ How do you keep your voice in such great shape?
我唱诗班的老师让我做了很好的练习-- My choir teacher gives me really cool exercises--
他跪舔多了，就是这样。 He eats a lot of pussy, that,s how.
嗯那，我爱吃鲍鱼。 Yeah, l eat a lot of pussy.
-说的好。 --有其父必有其子。 -Classy. -Like father, like son.
-那才是我儿子。 --行了你们。 -That,s my boy. -Come on, you guys.
-我刚才表现如何？ --非常好，非常自然。 -How was l? -So good. So comfortable.
-我语无伦次了。 --很好了。 -l messed up my accent. -lt was great.
--“鲍鱼”那里接的真好啊。 --我不能跟他吵。 -Nice way to handle that“pussy” line. -l can,t argue with him.
伊兹，别担心，我会把你打造成一个诚实的人。 lzzy, don,t worry. l,ll make an honest man out of you.
我吃了很多鲍鱼。 l eat a lot of pussy.
很多很多 Loads of it.
我吃了很多鲍鱼。 l eat a lot of pussy.
超多， Tons.
我通过吃鲍鱼练习嗓音，伙计。这是一种发声技术练习。 l got my voice eating pussy, man. lt,s a vocal technique exercise.
我通过吃鲍鱼练声。吃了很多很多。每时每刻。 l got it eating pussy. Loads of it. All the time.
我整天都在做这个。早餐的时候，早上中午晚上，所以我做到了。 lt,s all l do. Breakfast, morning, noon, night. l,ve got to have it.
我一直做的就是吃鲍鱼。我爱死它了。 lt,s all l do, is eat pussy. l love it.
你要不就过来吃要不就闭嘴。 Either get in here and do it or shut up.
等着！噢，我要吃鲍鱼！ Hold on. Oh, shit! l eat pussy!
嗨，我是伊兹的妈妈。 Hi. l,m lzzy,s mother.
好好演。 --一会儿见。 -Have a good one. -l,ll see you up there.
--你看见上面那么多人了吗？ --看见了，深呼吸。 -Did you see all the people? -l know. Just breathe.
你会表现的很棒的，没人比你更会唱这些歌。 You,ll be great. Nobody knows these songs better than you do.
--的确。 --做你自己，克里斯。 -True. -Be yourself, Chris.
--不要... --伊兹。 -Don,t get...- -lzzy.
你会表现的很棒的亲爱的，我爱你。 You,ll be great, babe. l love you so much.
我也爱你。 l love you too.
好了，伙计们，工作时间到。 All right, matey. Time to go to work.
抱歉亲爱的，回“鸡舍”吧。 Sorry, darling, back to the henhouse.
我跟他爸妈坐一起。 l,m gonna sit with his parents.
随你了。来吧伙计。 Whatever twirls your beanie. Come on, mate.
我要撒尿。 --什么？你要撒尿？ -l gotta piss. -What? You gotta piss?
-上台吧。 --我不行。 -Go now. -l can,t.
把握住机会，把握住。你是最棒的。一会儿见克里斯。 Or you gotta use it. Use it. You,re awesome. Bye, babe.
-你还好吧？ --嗯。 -Are you okay? -Yeah.
你现在在我的地盘，我不会让你搞砸了的。 Well, you,re in my house now, mate. And l ain,t lost a man yet.
我们开始吧。 --我们走。 -Let,s do it. -Here we go.
我们开始吧，马茨。 Let,s do it, Mats.
这是你的加冕典礼，亲爱的。 This is your coronation, my dear.
去吧。 There you go.
加油，小伙子。 All right, boy.
你准备好了。 You,re okay.
你不会用到，不过舞台每一侧都有一个桶，懂了吗？ You won,t need it, but there,s a bucket in each wing, all right?
-去吧。 --好的，马茨。 -Up you go. -All right, Mats.
燥翻他们！ Break a leg!
伊兹你没事吧？ Are you all right, lzzy?
你想要血吗！ you wanna blood!
--我很好。 --非常好！继续！ -l,m all right. -Fantastic! l<eep going!
谢谢。 Thank you.
--你还好吗？--不能再好了。 -You okay? -Couldn,t be better.
上面还有一点血。好了。 There,s a bit up there. That,s it.
我看起来怎么样？ How do l look?
很好，太好了，伙计。太他妈好了。去吧。 Fantastic. lt,s brilliant, mate. Fucking brilliant. Off you go.
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我只是个普通人... l,m just a regular guy...
...看着这些人的海报长大 ...who grew up with posters of these guys on my walls!
现在我是他们的一员了！ And now l,m one of them!
没错！ That,s right!
我站在这儿，证明如果你够努力... l,m standing here, living proof that if you work hard enough...
...你渴望成功，那梦想就会成真。 ...and you want it bad enough, dreams do come true.
去追求你的梦想，朋友。 So follow your dreams, man.
追求你的梦想，因为我们都会英年早逝。 Follow your dreams, because we all die young.
太牛逼了，亲爱的！ Fucking scintillating, baby!
安静！把他们关在后面。给我们10分钟。我们进去。 Quiet! Shut them up behind us. Give us 1O minutes. ln we go.
关门！谢谢！ Lock it up! Thank you!
刚才真是... That was something really....
太棒了！你刚才发疯了一样。 Amazing! You were demented out there.
摔下去的时候我觉得脖子要断了。 l thought l was gonna break my neck when l fell.
你让观众爽到家了。你干得太好了。 You brought the audience home. You did fucking beautiful.
谢谢。 Thanks.
音乐声很重我怕我没唱好。 lt was so heavy hearing the music played to perfection.
你唱的很好。 We heard it sang right.
好极了。 --恰到好处。 -Beautiful. -Right between the eyes.
难以置信，伙计。 --谢谢你，柯克。 lt was incredible, man. Thanks, l<irk.
钢铁龙！ The Dragons!
好了，我们走。 All right, let,s go.
走，走着。 Go. Go.
一边呆着去。 Get the hell out of here.
噢，我的通行证。 --要VIP才行。抱歉。 -Oh, my pass. -VlP. Sorry.
我是克里斯的女朋友，经纪人。 l,m Chris, girlfriend. Manager.
谁？ --伊兹的女朋友，经纪人。 -Who? -lzzy,s girlfriend/manager.
-噢，是么。 --她没问题，她可以进。 -Yeah, right. -She,s okay. She,s all right.
-进吧。 --我是他妈。 -Go on. -l,m his mother.
他演的怎么样？ --太牛逼了！ How amazing was he? Brilliant!
今晚很顺利。他太火了。 Our boy came through tonight. He was on fire.
你要去哪儿？ --哦，抱歉，我想过... -Where are you going? -Oh, sorry. l,ve got....
不行。退回去。 --我是伊兹他哥。 -No. Go on back, darling. -l,m lzzy,s brother.
-我才不管呢。 --妈！ -l don,t think so. -Mom!
你觉得怎么样？ What did you think?
-你还好吗？ --很好。 -Are you all right? -l am so good.
-噢，天呐。 --这太疯狂了。 -Oh, man. -This is insane.
-快以猥亵暴露罪逮捕她。 --超出我的管辖了，老弟。 -Arrest her for indecent exposure. -Out of my jurisdiction, bro.
-马茨，能给我们拿点龙舌兰吗？ --女士们，该你们上了。 -Mats, get us the tequilas, will you? -Ladies, you,re on.
给你准备了加入仪式。你加入我们了，你做的很好。 Got an initiation for you. You joined, done a beautiful job.
我给你准备了喝的，伙计。女孩儿们，过来。谢谢。 Now l,ll buy you a drink, mate. Hello, ladies. Thank you.
为伊兹干杯！ For lzzy!
-嘿！等等。不能用手。 -不能用手。 -Hey! Hang on. No hands. -No hands.
你现在是我们的一份子了。 You,re hanging with the hardcore now.
两颗牙，来吧。 Two teeth, come on.
喝了吧，好小子。 Go on, my son.
你真坏。 You,re so bad.
噢天呐。 Oh, my God.
地心引力不管用了啊。 --是啊。 -The laws of gravity no longer apply. -l guess not.
你得适应这些。 You,ll get used to it.
你需要忍耐。 You build up a tolerance to it.
-嗯，是啊。我会适应这些的。 Right, okay. l,ll get that one going.
时常有疯狂的事发生。 --天呐，真让我吃惊。 -Some crazy stuff happens. -Oh, my God, it,s amazing.
这很有趣。就是找点乐子。你懂的吧？ lt,s all good fun. Just makes for good stories, you know?
嗯，我也要学着给自己找点乐子。 l,m beginning to have a couple of my own.
你也可以玩的很开心。这是可以的。 You can have a good time as well. lt,s allowed.
你想要什么都可以。告诉我就可以。 Anything you want. You just have to ask.
-别忘了。 --噢我不会的。 -Don,t forget. -Oh, l won,t.
干杯。 Cheers.
我要去舞池了。 l,m gonna go to the dance floor.
-你见艾米丽了吗？ --你感觉怎么样？ -Have you seen Emily? -How you doing?
-我很好，真的很好，感觉美妙极了。 l,m good. l,m really good. l,m great, actually.
-告诉我。 Tell me something.
这里每一个人... How,s it feel to know that everyone in here...
都想跟你做爱的感觉如何？ ...wants to fuck you?
你是认真的？ You,re serious?
我抚摸着你无法停止。我控制不了自己的手。 l can,t stop touching you. l can,t keep my hands to myself.
你知道吗，你把我变成了傻傻的小果儿。 You know, you,ve turned me into a silly little groupie.
她在那儿。 There she is.
我们刚才只是在讨论你有多惊艳，真的。 We were just talking about how stunningly beautiful you are, really.
哦，天呐，你们两个，多性感的一对儿。 Oh, God, you two. Such a sexy couple.
我如果是你，我会整天待在床上。 lf l were you, l,d spend all my time in bed.
来吧。 Come on.
-真抱歉。 -放松，小情人儿。 -Sorry about that. -Relax, lover.
你昨晚棒极了。 You were terrific last night.
那是我的裤子吗？ Are those my pants?
是啊，有点紧身，不过我就是喜欢这样。 Yeah, they,re a bit snug, but that,s how l like them.
你认为... --我们别说了。 -So you think.... -Let,s not.
大伙儿， 要开车了，都上车吧。速度。 People, boat,s leaving. All aboard. Quick as you can, please.
噢，你们两个可爱的家伙。 Thank you. All right, two lovely people.
快点，小伙子们。车要出发了。 Quickly, boys. Boat,s going in a minute.
下午好，亲爱的们。我有点事要告诉你们。 Good afternoon, my darlings. Look, l,ve been meaning to tell you.
长久以来有个规定，妻子和女朋友... There,s a longstanding rule that wives and girlfriends...
...不能上车。 ...aren,t allowed on the bus.
男人们不想在工作的时候分心。 The boys don,t like distractions when they,re working on their music.
你可以跟她们的妻子一起。她们人很好。 You can travel with the wives. They,re nice.
嗯，呃，那她们是谁？ Yeah, well, who are they?
那个是柯克的占星师... That,s l<irk,s astrologer...
...还有他的理疗师。 ...and his physical therapist.
那个，我们都知道是谁，对吧？我们该走了。 And that, well, we all know what that is, right? We,d better go.
-我要和艾米丽坐一起。 -噢，不，抱歉你不能。 -l,m gonna ride with Emily. -Oh, no. Sorry. You can,t do that.
排练的时候大家需要你也在。 The boys need you there when they work on the tunes.
去吧宝贝儿。我没事。 Go ahead, babe. l,m fine.
那你们快点。 Quick as you can.
你确定吗？ --是啊我确定。 -You sure? -Yeah, l,m sure.
我不知道还有这些规矩。 l didn,t know about the rule.
是啊。上车吧。 Yeah. Just get on the bus.
旅途愉快。 --你也是。注意安全。 -Have fun. -You too. Be careful.
他们在后面等你。他们工作呢，你快去吧。 The boys are waiting in the back. They,re working. They need you.
怎么了，伊兹？ --喔没事。 -What,s up, lzz? -oh,it's ok
伊兹，你要来点吗？ lzz, you want some?
我去看看日程安排。 l was gonna go over the schedule.
随你。那对写歌词有帮助。 Suit yourself. lt,s good for writing lyrics.
你要知道，他是摇滚明星了。平常的规矩都不适用了。 You know, he,s a rock star now. The normal rules don,t apply.
-我什么也没说。 --你不必这样的。 -l didn,t say anything. -You didn,t have to.
有人嫉妒了。 Somebody,s jealous.
不，不，我没有。 No. No, l,m not.
我了解他，他不是那种-- l just know him and he,s not that--
别找理由了。他是个男人，对吧？ Like hell he,s not. He,s a guy, isn,t he?
你看，我们都很清楚那辆车上发生了什么。 Look, we all know exactly what happens on that bus.
我就是在那辆车上遇见罗德的。 l met Ghode on that bus.
我什么也没说。 l didn,t say anything.
我知道这很疯狂，但它就是这样 l know it,s crazy, but it comes with the territory.
你要不就抓狂的试着改变这一切，要不就适应它。 You either drive yourself batty trying to change it or you adapt.
你需要给他松绑让他喘喘气。 You gotta let him off the leash once in a while.
不然他们会变的暴躁。每一天结束后，他们总会回家的。 Or they get cranky. At the end of the day, they always come home.
而且谁说你不能有自己的乐子？ And who says you can,t have your own fun?
说的对。 Exactly.
你想来点吗？ --不要了，我刚吃过早饭。 -Do you want some? -No, l,m good. l just had breakfast.
-好吧。给你。 --醒酒液。 -Okay. Here. -Hair of the dog.
我有一些建议给你。第一条：学会分享。 Here,s some advice from me. Number one: Learn to share.
第二条：跟他的会计密切联系。 Number two: Get very close with his accountant.
第三条： And three:
不要签什么协议。我吃过苦头才学到这一点。 Don,t sign anything. l had to learn that the hard way.
就像我经常说的。如果你爱一个人，就让他自由。 You know what l always say. lf you love someone, let them go.
他们如果带着很昂贵的珠宝回来找你... And if they come back to you with very expensive jewelry...
...你们就是命中注定的 ...then it,s meant to be.
我希望我到你这个年纪的时候不会这么愤世嫉俗。 l hope l am not as cynical as you are when l am your age.
亲爱的，她才23. Honey, she,s 23.
是22岁半！ 221/2 .
-我22岁半。 -l am 221/2 .
我生日聚会的时候你们都在的。我出生的时候... You guys were at my birthday party. l was born....
让开，你们这些饭桶。你们影响唱片的销售了。 Move aside, you scallywags. You,re getting in the way of future sales.
对这些MTV的家伙友善点。 Be nice to this bloke from MTV.
他们不怎么播我们的歌了... They,re not playing our videos as much...
...自从他们开始播垃圾音乐以后。 ...since the boys trashed their set.
告诉他们你用你的舌头做了什么事。 Tell them about that thing you do with your tongue.
噢我们到了。 --谢谢马茨。 -All right, and here we are. -Thanks, Mats.
我半小时后回来。看路！ l,ll be back in half an hour. Mind your backs, please!
-克里斯，我想跟你谈谈。 --你在这儿不能叫我这个名字。 -Chris, l need to talk to you-- -You can,t call me that here.
我想跟你谈谈。 l need to talk to you.
我要拍MTV，然后去跟制片人谈-- l gotta do this MTV thing, then talk to a producer--
我知道你的计划表。我每天都有复印。 l know your schedule. l get a copy every day.
-这些结束以后... --我要离开了。 -Then you know when l,m done... -l,m leaving.
-我们在宾馆见吧。 --我要去西雅图。 -Just meet me at the hotel. -l,m going to Seattle.
过来。 Come on.
呃，西雅图怎么了？ Em, what the hell is going on in Seattle?
-马茜和我聊过-- --谁是马茜？ -Marci and l have been talking-- -Who,s Marci?
你认识马茜的。我的室友。罗伯的女朋友。 You know who Marci is. My roommate, Rob,s girlfriend.
抱歉。我认识马茜。我事儿太多了。 Sorry. l know who she is. l,ve got things on my mind.
我了解我了解。 l know, l know.
我们谈了一些生意而且拿到了贷款。 We,ve been talking about this business and we got our loan.
我们要去西雅图-- --你什么时候做的这些？ -We,re going to Seattle to-- -When did you do this?
--那些妻子们出去购物的时候。 While the wives were out shopping.
是因为钱吗？如果你需要钱-- ls this a money thing? lf you need money--
你懂的，我不是说我要用钱打发你。我发誓。 You know l didn,t mean it like that, Em. l swear.
-你要离开我了吗？ --不，我不是离开你。 -Are you leaving me? -No. l,m not leaving you.
我只是想摆脱这种生活。我不能每天都做这些。 But l am leaving this. l cannot do this every day.
我以为我们过得很愉快。 --是很好。一直都很有趣。 -l thought we,re having a great time. -We are. lt has been fun.
但是亲爱的，这些全是你的事，是很棒。 But, baby, this is all happening to you. And it,s great.
但对我来说就不一样了。我不能整天跟在巴士后面。 But it,s different for me. l can,t follow a bus all day.
你不用再那样了。我们会有自己的车。 You don,t have to do that anymore. We,re getting our own car.
这不是车的问题。 lt,s not about the car.
那是什么？ What is it?
你懂的，是一种对生活的向往。 You know, it,s wanting a life.
而且我真的想跟马茜在西雅图做事。 And l really want to do this thing with Marci in Seattle.
我到西雅图的时候我们能约会吗？ Can we hook up in Seattle when l get there?
当然了。当然。 Of course. Of course.
好吧。 All right.
我会让马茨告诉你我们的联系方式... l,ll talk to Mats and get you our numbers...
...你到了可以给我打电话。 ...so you can call when you get there.
让我知道你安全到达了，好吗？ So l know you got there safe, all right?
我们在西雅图见吧。 So l,ll see you in Seattle?
伙计，我给你一点建议吧？ Can l give you some advice, mate?
什么,A.C? --让小妞走吧，伙计。 -What,s up, A.C.? -Let the chick go, man.
-你感觉如何？ --不错，谢谢你。 -So how are we doing? -Lovely. Thank you very much.
-我一会儿回来做检查。 --好的，当然了。 -l,ll be back to check on you. -l,m sure you will.
更新血液。 Freshening up the blood.
我像你这么大的时候，肝脏就不好。 The liver doesn,t work as good as it did when l was your age.
听着，让自己放轻松。 Listen, make it easier on yourself.
这是没有办法的。 There,s no way it can work.
开始时你有不错的打算 you start off the best intentions.
但是当太多的女孩儿向你涌来... But there,s so much pussy coming at you every day that...
...最终消磨了你的意志。于是你就失去控制了。 ...finally it wears you down. Then you crack.
你不是娶了一个超模吗？ Aren,t you married to a supermodel?
是啊，你知道为什么吗？因为我能做到。 Yeah, you know why? Because l can.
你也可以。 And you can too.
会有很多女孩儿想跟你一起。 You got these birds dreaming about having it off with you.
让男人们想成为你。 That makes the guys want to be you.
他们就是买你唱片的人。 The guys are the ones that buy the records.
所以如果小妞儿们不爱你了，那些家伙也就不在了。 So if the chicks don,t want you, the guys are gone.
我是说，这么理解： l mean, put it this way:
你的工作就是过其他人只能梦想的生活。 Your job is to live the fantasy other people only dream about.
别半途而废。 Don,t go in half-assed.
放大梦想。 Dream big.
活好现在。 Live the life.
为车的所有权跑一场？- 地狱见了，蝙蝠侠。 -You running for pink slips? -See you in hell, Bat Boy.
你准备好了吗，罗宾？ You ready, Robin?
出发！ Go!
你买辆法拉利吧！ You got yourself a Ferrari!
你好，威奇托（位于美国堪萨斯州） Hello, Wichita.
伊兹？哦天呐那是伊兹吗？ lzzy? Oh, my God, is that lzzy?
我爱你！ l love you!
闪边儿！ Watch out!
都给我让开！ Out of my bloody way!
-怎么了？ --他老婆和彼特加百利跑了。 -What,s going on? -His wife ran off with Peter Gabriel.
- 我为您开门女士。 --哦那门坏了。 -Let me get that for you miss. -That doesn,t work.
女士们，女士们，矜持一点。 Ladies, ladies, please. A little bit of decorum, please.
听着，里面空间有限。耐心一点。 Now, listen. We,ve got limited space. Just be patient.
我会检查你们的证件，所以把证件拿出来。 l gotta check your credentials, so have your pussy passes out.
如果能见到伊兹，我会使劲儿卖弄的。 lf l get to be with lzzy, l am going to shit bricks.
嗯，那他会记得你的。 Well, yeah, that,ll make a lasting impression.
你在查比斯跳舞吗？ --不是。 -Do you dance at Chubbies? -No.
你应该去的。你身材太魔鬼了。我们不会裸体的。 You should. You have a killer body. lt,s not totally nude there.
我们要穿着内衣，所以人们更喜欢我们。（脱衣舞女） We wear G-strings, so the guys respect us way more.
是啊，的确这样。 Yeah, that is so true.
没有什么比两股间的那一条带子更让人激动了。 Nothing says ,,respect,, like cramming a strip of Lycra up your ass.
你说的太对了！ Fucking-A, mama!
好了，很好。你真的很棒。 Yes, that,s fine. You,re absolutely fine.
哦，嗨，这不是个很重要的小“P”吗？ Oh, hi. Hello. Now, that,s a very important little P, isn,t it?
-进去吧，很好。 “P”是什么意思？ -ln you go. Nice. -What,s the ,,P,, stand for?
哦，是“通过”的意思、 Yes, it,s ,,pass.,,
哦？是么？不是“皮条客”的意思？ Oh, yeah? lt,s not ,,pimp,,?
-不，它是“私人”... -“私人朋友” -No, it,s ,,personal,,.... -,,Personal friend.,,
是啊，乐队的私人朋友。等一下。 Yeah, ,,personal friend of the band.,, Yeah. One sec.
我不是来查岗的。我是受邀过来的。 l,m not here to check up on him. l was invited.
-他在接受采访。 -采访？好吧。 -He,s doing interviews. -lnterviews? Okay.
跟你说，亲爱的。 Tell you what, darling.
实际上我不确定他现在在哪儿。 l,m not really sure where he is, actually.
如果你愿意等一会... lf you,d like to wait just....
当然了，在这儿等。他来了。 Of course, wait here if you like. He,s actually down there.
你在这儿干嘛？ What are you doing here?
我在这儿住，克里斯。 l live here, Chris.
我以为你在西雅图。 l thought you were in Seattle.
我们是在西雅图。你在西雅图。 We,re in Seattle. You,re in Seattle.
对不起。 l,m sorry.
-你忘了。 -不。 -You forgot. -No.
是的，你忘了。你忘了我要过来。 Yeah, you did. You forgot l was coming.
不，我没忘你要来。马茨。 Wait. l did not forget you were coming. Mats.
我告诉他要安排的--我不是说了让你提醒我她要来吗？ Told him to arrange-- Didn,t l say to remind me she was coming?
啊，对不起。我搞砸了，伙计。 Shit. l,m so sorry. l really screwed up, mate.
-你什么意思？ --克里斯，别这样。 -What do you mean? -Chris, please.
你不需要别人提醒你。 You don,t need people taking falls for you. Please.
不是这样。我没忘。 No, Em. l did not forget.
克里斯，不要对我撒谎。请别对我撒谎。 Chris, don,t lie to me. Please don,t lie to me.
它可能在我脑里溜走了一会儿。但是我没忘，我记得的... lt might,ve slipped my mind. But l didn,t forget. l remembered....
我没想起来，但是我没有忘，你懂么？ l didn,t remember, but l didn,t forget, okay?
事情变的疯狂。很难让它按照想象中发展。 Things get crazy. lt,s hard to keep things straight.
我知道。我感觉到了。 l know. l see that.
确实是。 --我知道，我也看出来了。 -lt is. -l know. l see that.
艾米丽，你看起来真棒。 Emily, you look great.
得了。你已经颓废了。你完全的颓废了。 Come on. You,re wasted. You,re absolutely wasted.
-这不是颓废，我只是累了。 --不好意思。 -No, l,m not wasted. l,m tired. -Sorry.
我需要先和他聊。因为我午夜还要工作。 l gotta do him first, because l gotta work at midnight.
你站这儿。站着等一会儿，行吗？ Come over here. Stand over here for a second, all right?
-你是谁？ --伊兹。 -Who are you? -lzzy.
你说什么？ What is this? What?
伊兹。但是你不必那么叫我。是我。 lzzy. But you don,t have to call me that. lt,s me.
叫我科瑞兹，好吗？ Call me Chrizzy, okay?
你别叫我伊兹。叫我克里斯。 You don,t have to call me lzz. Call me Chris.
克里斯，好吧，我很高兴我们聊过了。我得走了。 Chris. Well, l,m glad we talked. l,m gonna go.
艾米丽，等等。 --什么？什么？ -Emily, wait. -What? What?
-我跟你一起走。 --跟我去哪儿？ -l,ll go with you. -Go with me where?
和你一起。我要去西雅图。 With you. l,m gonna go to Seattle.
-我们在西雅图。科瑞兹。 We,re in Seattle, Chrizzy.
抱歉，抱歉。可是... Sorry, sorry. But...
...你们结束了吗？因为我... ...are you guys done? Because l...
结束了。 We,re done.
接着和她聊聊吧，因为她午夜还有工作。 Get going on this one because she,s gotta be at work by midnight.
晚餐取消了。 Dinner,s canceled.
她真的很可爱，但是我是第一个来的。 She,s really sweet, but l was here first.
我们为什么不来这儿呢？让开这条道。 Why don,t we go in here? Somewhere out of the way.
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我能照张相吗，伊兹？ Can l get a picture, lzzy?
好了，我得走了。给你。 All right, l gotta go. Here you go.
乔格，那不够狂野。能再野点儿吗？ Jorg, it,s not very brutal. Can we make it more raunchy?
已经有怒火的感觉了。 Sounds raunchy in here.
可能是均衡的问题。等一会儿。 Maybe it,s an E.Q. thing. Just take a few minutes.
它少一点“见鬼去吧”那样的感觉。试试均衡或者别的。 lt needs a bit of bollocks to it. E.Q. it or something.
牧场打猎有趣吗？ Good hunting at your ranch?
很棒。我杀掉一切我看见的活物。每天我都弄死一些。 Great. Everything l saw, l killed. l<illed something every damn day.
你应该带你未婚妻去那儿。 You should bring your new fiancee up there.
她现在很忙。忙些年鉴的事儿。 She,s busy at the moment. Some yearbook committee.
--那就带别人去。 --got any body to it.
嗨，伊兹。 -你好吗？ -Hey, lzz. -What,s up?
-你好啊，科瑞兹。 --你们好吗？ -Hello, Chrizzy. -How are you guys?
-你眉毛怎么了？ --挺酷的吧？ -What,s with your eyebrow? -lsn,t it cool?
你做之前应该跟我们说。 You gotta clear it with us before you do that.
为新专辑做了一些歌。还比较粗... Worked on some songs for the album. They,re still rough...
...不过我想在精加工以前听听你们的建议。 ...but l wanted to get your input before l went further.
我不确定。 l don,t know.
就是一个想法。不过封面很酷吧？ Just a thought, but isn,t that a cool cover?
没有标题，没有乐队名。很重金属。你们觉得怎么样？ No title, no band name. Could be heavy. What do you think?
伊兹，还不错。 lzzy, it looks great.
还需要加工。 lt still needs work.
我很高兴看见你写歌。 l,m glad you,ve been having fun writing songs.
我写的累死了。 l busted my ass working on the songs.
但是新歌已经写好了。 But the tunes have already been written.
-什么意思？ --A.C和我休息的时候写的。 -What do you mean? -A.C. and l wrote them during break.
-我知道你和A.C写了大多数的歌。 --不是大多数，是全部。 -l know you and A.C. do most of it-- -Not most. All of it.
我就不能写一些吗？ But shouldn,t l have some input?
歌都是我唱的，至少也需要我的一些印记吧。 l,m singing the tunes, so you at least want my stamp.
我不仅仅是... l,m not just....
难道你只想让我做个被雇来唱歌的？ You aren,t just expecting me to be some singer-for-hire, are you?
让我跟你解释。来。 Let me explain. Come here.
听着，我们的歌迷，我们忠实的铁托... Listen, our fans, right, our loyal, die-hard fans...
...我们的血液，你要知道，希望看到特定的东西。 ...our very lifeblood, if you will, expect to see certain things.
我们给他们想要的。 We give them what they want.
我们不背离常轨，因为一个失望的乐迷会变成两个... We don,t deviate because one disappointed fan can turn into two...
...到四个，到八个，最后... ...to four, to eight, till the next thing you know...
...我们会对着空了半边的场地演出。 ...we,re playing to a half-empty hall.
我们失去的乐迷都会去看Ratt（旋律重金属乐队，80年代中期最受欢迎的乐队之一） And our lost sheep are off enjoying the rock stylings of, say, Ratt.
所以我理解，你有做自己音乐的欲望... So while l understand your impulse to do your own thing...
...并且我很钦佩你的想法... ...and l admire it in some small way...
...但如果你想待在钢铁龙... ...if you want to stay with Steel Dragon...
...你就需要调整自己配合钢铁龙的路子。 ...then you have to reconcile yourself to doing the Steel Dragon thing.
明白了吗？而钢铁龙的路子就是A.C和我写的歌。 All right? And the Steel Dragon thing is that A.C. and l write the songs.
而你呢，唱我们写的歌。 And you sing the songs that we write.
听懂了吗？ Am l clear?
嗯。 Yeah.
很好。 Good.
他干嘛呢？ What,s he doing?
什么？ -按照写的那种感觉来唱。 -What? -Just sing it like it,s written.
-我就是那么唱的。 --你不是。 -l thought l was. -You weren,t.
好吧。抱歉。 All right. Sorry.
-很好。 --西欧，重头来。 -Great. -Theo, from the top.
谢谢。 Thanks.
不错。 Pretty good.
当你对别人做了一些事让他们反感，怎么办？ What is it when you do something to somebody and they hate it?
然后有人对你做了一些事你也很反感。 Then somebody does the same to you and you hate it.
我觉得这可能叫做因果报应，可能吧。 l suppose some might call it poetic justice. l don,t know.
我欠一个叫罗伯的人大大的人情。我很确定。 All l know is l owe a guy named Rob a big fat apology. That,s for sure.
我们一路走来都亏欠过别人，我觉得这才是生活。 We all owe someone an apology along the way. l mean, that,s life, man.
很久以前... A long, long time ago...
...我还在上大学... ...when l was at university...
...我结婚了。 ...l was married.
不是吧。你结过婚？ No. You were married?
那是你们和摇滚乐让我堕落之前的事了。 lt was before you boys and that rock ,n, roll music corrupted me, man.
我现在还时常在想。 Yeah, l still think about it sometimes.
她真的是个非常可爱的女孩儿。 She was really a very sweet girl.
发生了什么？如果你不介意我问的话。 What happened? lf you don,t mind me asking.
不介意。 No, no.
有一天我们坐在公园里。 One day we were sitting in the park.
正在吃午饭，就我和我妻子。 Having lunch, me and the wife.
我想去撒尿... l needed to take a piss...
...所以我走到厕所，就在卫生间里。 ...so l walked to the toilet. You know, in the bathroom.
我面对墙壁站在那儿，就像别人一样。 l,m standing there staring at the wall, as you do.
忽然之间，有一种感觉袭来。 And all of the sudden, something came over me.
像是一种看到人生尽头的恐惧。 Like a fear that my whole life had already been laid out for me.
我完成学业，找份工作 l,d finish my studies, get a job.
为某个人工作... l,d be working for somebody else...
...为一些无关紧要的事情担心。 ...worrying about things that didn,t matter.
所以我走出了那里。 So l walked out of there.
一直走，没有回去。 l<ept going. Didn,t come back.
你就把她留在那儿了？ You just left her there?
是的。 Yep.
坐在那儿面对着吃了一半的肉排和馅饼。 Sitting in front of a half-eaten steak and kidney pie.
非常残酷，伙计。 Very harsh, man.
她前几年来看了演出。她一点儿也没变。 She came to see a show a few years ago. She hadn,t changed at all.
她嫁给了我最好的朋友。一个医生。 She married my best friend. A doctor.
他们有三个可爱的小宝贝。 They have three gorgeous little kids.
是啊，她很幸福。 Yeah, she,s very happy.
非常幸福。 Very happy.
谢谢你们。 Thank you.
你们知道，我只是个普通人... You know, l,m just a regular guy...
...看着这些人的海报长大 ...who grew up with posters of these guys on my walls.
现在我是他们的一员了！ And now l,m one of them. That,s right.
我站在这儿，证明如果你够努力而且渴望成功，那梦想就会成真。 l,m standing here, and l,m proof if you work hard and want it bad enough....
梦想会成真！ Dreams come true!
是的，梦想会成真，所以去追求它吧。 That,s right. Dreams do come true so follow them.
我？ Me?
-太棒了！ -你叫什么？ -Awesome! -What,s your name?
麦克，不过我朋友叫我托尔，雷神托尔！ Mike, but my friends call me Thor, God of Thunder!
-知道接下来的怎么唱吗？ --所有的我都知道。 -l<now the rest of it? -l<now them all.
我知道你所有的动作。我模仿你。我崇拜你。 l know all your moves. l study you. l love you.
你想把这里燥翻吗？ You want to rip the roof off this place?
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
是啊。 Yep.
去吧，去台上，朋友，舞台是你的了。 Go ahead. Get out there. Get out there, bro. lt,s all yours.
-一切都好吧？ --不能再好了。 -Everything all right? -Couldn,t be better.
想休息一晚是吗？ Taking a night off, are you?
我要去撒个尿。 l,m gonna go take a piss.
再见了。 l,ll see you again.
去吧。 Off you go.
钢铁龙的克里斯伊兹科尔走下舞台的时候 Chris ,,lzzy,, Cole of Steel Dragon shocked fans...
...震惊了乐迷。 ... when he walked offstage.
伊兹的离开又给钢铁龙带来了更多的麻烦... lzzy,s departure is more trouble for Steel Dragon...
...乐队试着维持他们... ...as the band tries to maintain its status...
...工业时代摇滚乐的大牌作风。 ...as the industry,s top hard-rock act.
在我看来，他这是无事生非。 As far as l,m concerned, it,s much ado about nothing.
再说还有我们四个呢，我们哪儿也不去。 There,s still four of us left. We,re not going anywhere.
我根本不关心他在哪儿... l don,t give a fuck where he is...
...我也不想再看见那个王八蛋。 ...and l don,t care if l see that bastard again.
他跟我说： He said to me:
“我要去撒个尿” ,,l need to take a piss.,,
就这样。 That,s it.
“马茨。”他说“我真的要去撒个尿。” ,,Mats,,, he said, ,,l really need a piss.,,
有一天我意识到那些不再适合我了。 One day l realized it wasn,t for me anymore.
我穿着那样的衣服唱着那些歌。 l was wearing the clothes and singing the songs.
就是感觉不对。 t just didn,t feel right.
我想要找到自己。找到我自己的音乐。 l just wanted to find myself. Find my own music.
-你好吗？ --好久不见。 -What,s up? -Long time.
-好久不见。你头发剪了。 --你也是啊，混蛋。 -lt has been. You cut your hair. -So did you, asshole.
我成立了新的乐队 l,m starting a new band.
我写了一首叫《全和半》的歌。已经写好了。 l got ,,Whole and a Half,, on a shelf. lt,s ready to go.
我要跟艾米丽说会儿话。 l,m gonna go talk to Emily.
我好想你。 l missed you.
我知道，我也想你。 l know. Me too.
我想告诉你。 --我知道。 -l wanted to tell you. -l know.
我知道。 l know.
你看起来真美。 You look great.
你也是。 So do you.
你怎么不重组乐队呢？ Why didn,t you rejoin the band?
做为原钢铁龙的发声器，我想负责任的说 As the mouthpiece of Steel Dragon, l had this responsibility.
乐迷们盯着我，想从我这儿学点儿什么 lt,s me they,re looking at and want to learn from.
性、毒品和摇滚乐，这些空洞的东西 The vacuous, empty world of sex and drugs and rock ,n, roll...
...不是我想传达的信息。 ...is not the message l want to send out.
我想要更理智、动人、高贵的东西。 l wanted something more cerebral, eloquent and dignified.
我们最牛逼，老兄！ We kick ass, man!
没有被长头发，化着妆的人教训过吧？ Ever get your ass kicked by a guy with long hair and makeup?
来这儿！ Right here!
克里斯伊兹科尔震惊了歌迷--该死的！ Chris ,,lzzy,, Cole shocked fans-- Damn it!
停！ Cut!
不错，后台通行证。不错，脏东西。 Okay, Backstage Pass. Okay, Crud Pollution.
不错，鲍比比尔斯。我是说，克里斯老妖婆。 Okay, Bobby Beers. l mean, Chris Queers.
自从核灾难以后... After the nuclear holocaust...
...幸存者爬出废墟，点燃火把... ...survivors will crawl out of the rubble, light a fire...
...然后有一个人，一个歌者，开始吟唱。 ...then one man, the singer of songs, will sing.
那是摇滚的本质。 And that is the essence of rock ,n, roll.
你说什么呢？ What are you talking about?
克里斯... Chris....
他们继续---他们继续干嘛？ As they continue-- What are they continuing?
乐队在继续努力的继续着它的--- As the band continues to struggle to continue its--
什么？ What?
噢天呐。 Oh, my God.
没有金属乐了，全是嘻哈音乐。 No more metal shit. lt,s all about hip-hop.
都是闪闪亮，小指戒指闪闪亮，世界闪闪亮。 lt,s all bling-bling, pinky ring, word about, bling-bling.
没这个手势了。换成这个手势。听见了吗？ No more of this. lt,s about this. You heard me?