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這就是未來 This is the future.
我們熟知的世界已然消亡 The world as we know it is gone.
酸雨使土地貧瘠 Acid rain has left the land barren
水體污染 and the water toxic.
人類在無窮無盡的戰爭中傷痕纍纍 Scarred by endless wars,
在舊世界的廢墟中掙扎生存 humanity struggles to survive in the ruins of the old world.
凍結在在漫長的核冬天裡 Frozen in the ever lasting nuclear winter,
這就是未來 this is the future,
現在是一九九七年 this is the year 1997.
極暴少年 TURBO KID
- 上吧 - 快上吧 - Yeh. - Oh yeh.
- 使勁 使點勁 - 加油 - Come on! Come on! - Yeah.
- 使勁 - 加油 - Come on! - Yeh!
加油 加油 Come on! Come on!
小鬼 Kid!
嘿 Hey.
老弟 我們好長時間沒見了 Oh man. It's been a long time.
最近怎麼樣 How've you been, huh?
哦 天 Oof. Jee.
有個毒傢伙給了我一口 正好咬在我蛋蛋上 A vicious whole bit me, right smack in the middle of my nut sack.
你遇到過這種事情嗎 That shit ever happened to you?
嘿 發生了什麼 Hey. What happened?
這是誰幹的 Who did that?
是老鼠 It was the rat.
就是那隻老鼠嗎 That rat, did that?
這老鼠有毒 It's was a vicious rat.
沒錯 你還活著真是個奇跡 Yeah. It's a god damn miracle that you're still surviving on your own.
喝一杯嗎 Well. How about a drink?
- 不了 多謝 - 隨你吧 - No, thank you. - Suit yourself.
- 再給點勁 - 就是這樣 - Oh yeah! - Alright!
加油 Oh, yeah. Oh.
- 沒錯 再加把勁 - 加油 - Yes, come on! - Yeah.
贏了 贏了 Yes! Yes!
你真想好好玩嗎 鳥先生 Are you going to play nice, Mr. Bird?
嗯 你是真想好好玩嗎 Huh? Are you going to play nice?
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
飲料你請 Drinks are on you.
他還是獨孤求敗 Still undefeated.
你還有什麼別的嗎 So, what else you got?
好吧 這破玩意我可以給你平時的價格 Well. For this junk, I can give you the usual.
這兩瓶可以賒給你 Let me give you a couple of these 2 on credit.
看起來比平時還糟 Looks worse than ever.
好吧 如果你還有的抱怨 Well. If you feel like complaining some more,
你可以舔舔地板上的那些東西 you are more than welcome to lap up whatever is on the floor.
真噁心 This sucks.
嘿 繼續蹬 你這廢物 Hey! Keep peddling, you piece of shit.
真不敢相信 Unbelievable.
或者... Or...
我可以... 再加上這個 I could always... toss this in for good measure.
你他媽以為自己在幹什麼 嗯 What the hell do you think you are doing? Huh.
你不能就這麼隨便走進別人的私人氣泡裡 You can't just walk into a man's personal bubble.
他的... 他的什麼 His... His what?
別人的私人空間 A man's personal space.
半徑為一個手臂的距離 知道了嗎 The arm length radius, yeah?
那他媽是我的舒適距離 只有家人才能進入 My mother fucking comfort zone. And it's family only.
先生 Sir?
你沒看到我正忙著嗎 黑克 Can't you see I'm in the middle of something, Heek?
- 又有一個人失蹤了 - 是誰 - Another one has gone missing. - Who?
我可沒有一整天來聽你說 所以你要麼告訴我是誰 I haven't got all day, you are going to tell me who it is
要麼我就揍到你說出來 or I am going to beat it out of you.
是你弟弟 It's your brother.
操 Fuck!
我們走 Let's roll!
- 我們走 - 好 - Let's go. - Yeh!
快點 快走 Come on. Move it!
我們走 Let's go!
表現非常出色 Outstanding performance.
你那默默無名的哥哥會為你驕傲的 Your infamous brother would be proud.
你還有什麼最後的要求嗎 You have any last request?
你可以不把這看成懲罰 但是可以看做 Try not to see this as punishment, but rather
在困難時刻證明你用處的機會 an opportunity to prove your usefulness in these difficult times.
你正義的統治結束了 極爆騎士 Your reign of justice is over, Turbo rider.
要成為一個真正的英雄 你還得去見你的女朋友 To be a true hero, you'll have to save your girlfriend.
救救我 極爆騎士 Save me, Turbo rider.
你邪惡的計劃不會實現的 機器怪博士 Your evil plan will fail, Dr. Robotor.
我會用我的極爆手套擊敗你 I will destroy you with my turbo glove.
這是打敗機器人的終極武器 The ultimate weapon against the robot threat.
但我可不是普通的機器人 But I am not ordinary robot.
我可是秘密武器 啊哈哈哈 I am a secret weapon! Ah-ha-ha-ha.
準備好品嚐... 蓄滿極爆能量的... Prepare to taste... a full turbo charge of...
嘿 Hey.
你手裡拿著什麼 What's that in your hand?
是... It's a...
是本漫畫書 It's... It's a comic book.
是關於什麼的 What is it about?
是關於極爆騎士的 It's-It's about Turbo rider.
這真少見 That's rared.
你是一個人嗎 Are you alone?
你有朋友嗎 Do you have any friend?
你想玩捉迷藏嗎 Do you want to play hide and seek?
我... I am...
- 我得走了 - 等等 - I got to go. - Wait!
在我們走之前 我還有事要做 Before we go, I just have to take care of something.
現在沒事了 It's okay now.
你不用再擔心我了 You don't have to worry about me anymore.
我找到新朋友了 我會好好的 我保證 I found a new friend. I'll be fine, I promise.
我... I'm...
先生 先生 Sir. Sir.
我... 我在想 I've... I've been thinking...
我不知道 你覺得如果我們 I don't know. Do you think it would a better
繼續尋找水源 to keep looking for the water source?
而不是去和宙斯作戰 會不會更好 Instead of, you know, fighting Zeus.
你的意思是說我們該放棄我弟弟嗎 Are you saying we should abandon my brother?
不 不 不是 但是 我的意思是 No, no, no. But, I mean.
你真的覺得我們有可能... Do... Do you really think we stand a chance...
有可能 這就是你覺得我成為冠軍的原因嗎 Chance? Is that how you think I became a champion?
計劃是成功的一半 A man with a good plan has already won half the battle.
- 那麼計劃是什麼 - 就現在而言 - So, what is the plan? - Right now.
計劃是上個小號 The plan is to take a piss.
話說回來 誰想靠機會啊 Who needs chance anyway?
真是低級的戰術 What a cheap move.
我就知道是你 And I know that was going to be you.
很快你就能學會怎麼自己修理了 Soon you'll have to learn how to fix it by yourself.
給 Here you go.
- 早上好 - 我去 - Good morning. - Woh!
你在這兒幹什麼 What're you doing here?
吃早飯 Breakfast.
哇 你從哪兒找到這些的 Wow. Where did you find all this staff?
看看這些東西 Look at all of these.
簡直就是史上最酷博物館 It's like a museum of coolest in here.
哦 我喜歡這個 Oh. I love one of these.
這顏色真好看 Hey, nice colors.
看看這些裙子 我真喜歡 Look at that dress, I love the color
這裙子的顏色 真好看 我的天哪 of that dress. It's so nice. Oh my god.
- 這兒有好多小... - 嘿 嘿 別碰那個 - There're so many little... - Hey, hey. Don't touch that!
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
沒事 Yeah.
就是... Just...
你進入了我的氣泡...什麼的了 You know, you stepped in my manly... bubble thing.
我把氣泡戳破了嗎 Did I break it?
沒有 No.
那更像是一個... It's-It's more of a...
一個手臂範圍的... an arm length...
舒適半徑區 comfort, radius zone.
明白了嗎 Okay?
哦 我明白了 Oh, I see.
- 你是怎麼找到我的 - 哦 是手鐲 - How did you find me? - Oh, it's the bracelet.
哦 好的 Oh. Great.
要怎麼把手鐲拿掉 How do you get it off?
哦 你拿不掉的 Oh, you just don't.
坐吧 Sit.
趁你的麥片粥還沒變得黏糊糊的之前 趕快吃掉吧 Eat your cereal before it gets all mushy.
好吧 我怎麼知道你沒有在這裡面下毒 Okay. How do I know you didn't poison this?
因為朋友不會給朋友下毒 Well. Because, friends don't poison friends.
不 不 好吧 我們... 我們不是朋友 No no. Okay. We... We are not friends.
我根本不知道你是誰 Okay. I don't even know who you are.
我們之前在遊樂場見過 We met at the playground.
是啊 但是... 但是你剛剛闖進了我家 Yeah. But... But you broke into my home.
你 你還亂碰我的東西 而且 You... You touch my things and you
你還對著死人講話 you talked to dead people.
我還把你的極爆騎士漫畫書帶回來了 And I brought you back your Turbo rider comic book.
哦 好吧 Well. Okay.
我本來以為你 You know. I thought you would
想跟我一起走走 但是... want to hang out. But...
如果你想讓我走的話 那... You know, if you want me to go then...
等等 Wait.
好吧 你可以... Okay. You can...
你可以留下 但是只能呆一會 You can stay. But... But just for a while.
我叫阿普爾 My name is Apple.
當然 Of course it is.
我們今天要做什麼 What are we going to do today?
我要去垃圾堆裡找東西 I am going scavenging.
太好了 我喜歡在垃圾堆裡找東西 Right. I love to scavenging.
不不不 你... 你... No no no... You... you...
你呆在這兒就好 You stay here. Just don't
什麼都別碰 touch anything.
為什麼我不能一起 Well. Why can't I come?
呃 因為... Well. Because...
因為你沒有自行車 Because you don't have a bike.
我們... 今天大掃除 We... are going scavenging.
太好了 Yeah.
我們喜歡掃除 We love scavenging.
好吧 Okay.
你說的沒錯 You were right!
你的私人氣泡真的挺舒服的 Your manly bubble is really comfortable!
好吧 我們得談談 Okay. We need to talk.
如果你要跟我一起來的話 Okay. If you are coming with me,
你就得遵從荒地的生存規則 you need to follow the survival rules of the Wasteland.
好啊 我喜歡規則 Okay. I love rules.
好吧 規則一 Okay. Rule #1.
- 一定要隨身攜帶水 - 水 記住了 - Always have water on you. - Water. Check.
規則二 永遠呆在安全區 Okay. And rule 2: Always stay within the safe zone.
哦 真聰明 Oh. That's clever.
謝謝 Thank you.
規則三 時刻準備好自行車 Rule #3: Always have your wheels ready.
準備好自行車 Have your wheels ready.
第四 盡量遠離人群 尤其是那些看起來很壞的 #4: Try avoiding people. Especial those who looked evil.
真高興你沒有遠離我 Well. I'm happy you didn't avoid me.
好像我有的選一樣 Like I had a choice.
你是角鬥士弗雷德裡克 For you're Fredric, the arm wrestler.
而你顯然只有一隻眼睛 宙斯 You have an eye for the obvious, Zeus
你知道 終於能把名字和臉對起來 You know. It's wonderful to finally put a
總是很棒的 face to the name.
你能來這兒我深表榮幸 And an honor to have you here.
你可以把那個榮幸扔到一邊去了 You can shove that honor up your ass.
你他媽到底把我的弟弟怎麼樣了 Now. What the hell have you done with my brother.
耐心 我的好兄弟 耐心點 Patience, my good man. Patience.
你解決事情的方式 Now. Your way of settling things,
我覺得有點乏味 I find a bit tedious.
在這兒 我們喜歡做點 Around here we like to do things with a little more
"享受人生"的事 "Joie de vivre". (Enjoyment of life)
刀 感覺不錯 Blades. That's a nice touch.
還有別的 是刀鋒和 And there's more. Blades and
火焰 fire!
當我說刀鋒和火焰的時候 When I say blades and fire,
就得給我刀鋒和火焰 I want blades and fire!
介意我來一根嗎 Do you mind?
不 請便吧 No, go ahead.
謝謝 Thank you.
是 Yes.
僅僅是文明不復存在了 並不意味著我們就不能 Just because civilization is over doesn't mean we can't
文明地做事 act civilized.
你覺得讓我們看看你有什麼能拿得出來的怎麼樣 What do you say we see what the man has to offer, huh?
好吧 宙斯 Alright, Zeus.
但是你不會喜歡你看見的東西的 But you won't like what you see.
你覺得我沒想到這一點嗎 You think I didn't see that coming?
我在哪裡都有眼睛 I have eyes everywhere.
從我這兒看來只有一個 From where I stand, I only see one.
該死的 Mother fucker!
我要徒手殺了你 I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands.
從我這兒看來 你只有一隻手 Well. From where I stand, I only see one.
規則五 騎車的時候不要抱住別人 Rule #5: No hugging while riding.
對不起 Sorry.
好吧 我們現在真的得給你找輛自行車了 Okay. Now, we really need to find you a bike.
也許能找到個頭盔 Maybe a helmet.
- 規則五 - 是六 - Rule #5. - 6.
- 規則六 - 沒錯 - Rule #6 - Yes.
一定要帶武器 Always carry a weapon.
還有... 七 And... 7.
如果你沒有武器 就自己做一個 If you don't have one, make one.
做一個 Make one.
做一個武器 Making a weapon.
這太漂亮了 This is so pretty.
這是我的武器 This is my weapon.
這是我的地精魔棒 This is my gnome stick!
我真的好喜歡 太謝謝你了 I really like it a lot. Thank you so much.
有兩名敵人 2 in the eye now, pervert.
地精能量 Power gnome!
噗姆 Poom!
卡梆 Ka-Bam!
噗 Poof.
不 我說了 死回來 No, I told you. Get back here.
你不累嗎 Don't you ever rest?
不累 No.
- 能問你個問題嗎 - 可以啊 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure.
你在這做什麼 What are you doing here?
我在練習揮打 I'm practicing my swing.
我是說你怎麼到這來了 I mean how did you get here?
不毛之地的這邊 This side of the Wasteland.
我最後一個朋友是水源獵手 Well. My last best friend was a water hunter.
所以我就跟著來了 So. I tagged along.
之後他死了 然後我們相遇了 Then he died and... here we are.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
為什麼 你做錯了什麼 Why? What'd you do?
不 我是為你朋友的事 No. I mean-I mean about your friend.
哦 不 不用 他死了 Oh no, don't be. He's dead.
- 那 你從哪來 - 遠方 - So. Where did you come from? - Pretty far.
廢棄地的那一邊一直下去 All the way from the other side of the Wasteland.
我一直很好奇那邊是什麼樣的 I always wonder what the other side look like.
有點灰濛濛的 It's kind of Grey.
還塵土飛揚 And dusty.
我可以帶你去看啊 Well. I could show you.
我 我不能 I-I can't
哦 是啊 條例二 (始終待在安全地區) Oh yeah. Rule #2. (Always stay within the safe zone)
那太可惜了 Well, that's too bad.
真糟糕 因為來追我啊 It's too bad because YOU'RE IT!
- 哈 - 什麼 - Ha! - What?
來追我啊 我碰了你 現在你要碰回來 You're it, I tagged you. Now you got to tag me back.
如果你能 If you can!
快來 Come on!
- 哦 看 有隻鳥 - 什麼 - Oh. Look, it's a bird. - What?
就是現在 Now.
你跑的可真快 You're freaking fast.
你想見很酷的東西嗎 Want to see something cool?
當然想看了 I always want to see something cool.
過來 Come here.
啊 Ah.
哇 Whoa.
那是霸王龍 That's a T-Rex.
對啊 很久以前 Yeah. There're these...
大型生物在這散過步 big creatures that used to walk here a long time ago.
然後他們被大爆炸殺死了 And they got killed by this big explosion. That is
有點像發生在我們身上的事 kind of what happened to us.
對嗎 Right?
快跑 快跑 快跑 Run! Run! Run!
啊 Aww!
如你所知 形勢危急 As you may know. The situation is critical.
我們的防禦已被破壞 Our defense has been breached.
我們的傷亡人數已達到上限 We have reached maximum casualty level.
就這樣了 戰士 This is it, soldier.
我們要盡全力擺脫這些損壞的機器 We have to rid these damn machines with everything we got.
你是 You are
我們最後的希望 our last hope.
極爆騎士 Turbo rider.
我們未來的命運掌握在你的手裡 The fate of our future is in your hand.
呃啊 Eah!
她在哪裡 Where is she?
我來了 阿普爾 I'm coming, Apple.
親愛的信徒們 My beloved followers.
今晚 我們有一位很特別的來賓 We have a very special guest with us here this evening.
容我介紹 May I introduce,
弗雷德裡克 獨臂扳手腕選手 Fredric, the 1 handed arm wrestler.
現在 弗雷德裡克希望和他親愛的哥哥團聚 Now, Fredric wishes to be reunited with his loving brother.
你們都知道我多麼慷慨大方 We all know how generous in spirit I am.
我將准許他實現願望 And I'm going to grant him his wish.
我打賭你們都想知道這個新玩意是什麼 嗯 I bet you're wondering what this contraption is. Hmm.
你們喜歡科學嗎 我非常喜歡 Do you like science? I absolutely love it.
例如 你們知道一般人體裡 For example. Do you know how much water
有多少水嗎 there is in an average human body?
你的血液裡有百分之八十三的水 你的肌肉組織裡有百分之七十五 Your blood is 83% water. Your muscle tissue, 75%.
骨頭周圍的脆骨和軟骨有百分之五十五 The gristle and cartilage around your bones, 55%.
骨頭自身有百分之二十五 Bone themselves, 25%.
而你的腦袋裡 And your noggin up here,
百分之九十的灰質是水 the old Grey matter is 90% water.
總計產生出 Which brings the grand total
十加侖珍貴的水 to 10 precious gallons of H2O.
這個機器設計出來就是 10 gallons, which this machine
為了萃取這十加侖的 is designed to extract.
我希望你喝水嗆死 狗娘養的 I hope you choke on it, you mother fucker!
親愛的信徒們 My beloved followers.
誰確保你們的安全 Who keeps you safe?
- 宙斯! - 宙斯! - Zeus! - Zeus!
誰能解你們的渴 Who quenches your thirst?
- 宙斯! - 宙斯! - Zeus! - Zeus!
- 誰讓你們熱血沸騰 - 宙斯! - And who keeps you bloody entertain. - Zeus!
看吧 我沒你想像的那麼卑劣 You see. I'm not nearly as despicable as you think.
- 搾汁開始吧 - 不 - Let the juicing begin. - No!
請再說一遍 有人說話了嗎 I beg your pardon. Did somebody say something?
有人說什麼了嗎 Did somebody say something?
放了那女孩 Release the girl.
我 我 ( Me. Me.)
你是哪位 And who exactly are you suppose to be?
我 我是超級英雄 I-I'm a super hero.
- 哈 哈 哈 - 啊 哈 哈 - Ha ha ha. - Ah-ha-ha...
你到底有什麼超能力 And what exactly is your super power?
我說 I said!
你的超能力是什麼 What is your super power?
這個 This.
- 哈 哈 哈 - 哈 哈 哈 - Heh-ha-ha.. - Ha-ha-ha...
哦 快點 小子 拿出你的看家本領 Oh. Come on, son. Give it your best shot.
這真是令人掃興啊 Well. That's rather disappointing, isn't it?
和他進池子吧 Into the pool with him.
- 進池子 - 進池子 - In the pool! - In the pool.
- 進池子 - 進池子 - In the pool! - In the pool!
啊啊 哦 Waaa! Oof.
- 耶 - 耶 - Yeah! - Yeh!
哦啊 哦 Whoa! Oh!
我真高興見到你 I'm so happy to see you.
哦 我 我給你帶了東西 Oh. I... I brought you something.
我把這個找回來了 I brought this back.
你最棒了 You're the best.
相會了 真甜蜜啊 A reunion, how sweet.
我真心為你小子高興 真的 I'm real happy for you kids, I am.
但是 除非我們都希望死在 那邊該死的搾汁機裡 But, unless we all want to end up in that giant fucking blender over there,
我們需要計劃 好嗎 那聽好 we need a plan, okay. So, listen up.
我去解決那個肥的 I'm going to take the fat one.
他或許很壯 但他會很慢 He might be strong but he'll be slow.
你去解決那個大塊頭 You take the big guy.
是的 你要去出其不意 Yeah, you're going to have to surprise him.
- 你倆去解決那個醜八怪 好嗎 - 好 - You 2 take the ugly one, okay? - Yah!!
怎麼了 小子 你害怕了 What's the matter, kid? Are you scared?
是啊 Yeah.
會恐懼很棒 幫它變成武器 懂嗎 Fear is good. Use it as a weapon, yeah.
還有小姑娘 那是什麼 矮人嗎 And girl, what is that thing? A dwarf?
- 不 那是我的地精魔棒 - 好吧 隨便什麼吧 - No, that's my gnome stick. - Okay, whatever.
我希望你使出吃奶的勁 I want you to swing as hard as you can
- 抽打那個狗娘養的臉 - 長官 是的 長官 - at that mother fucker's face. - Sir, yes sir!
感受下地精姐妹們的憤怒 Feel the wrath of sister gnome!
啊 你感受到了嗎 Ahh! Do you feel it?
快點 阿普爾說了嗨 Come on! Apple say hi!
我想這就是我們的必殺技 I guess that is our Que.
啊 Aww!
啊哈哈哈哈 Ah-ha-ha-ha...
你這肥豬還挺快 You fat fucking fast.
阿普爾 Apple.
啊 Aww!
現在你快不起來了吧 肥豬 Not so fast now, are you, Fat fuck?
好棒啊 Bravo.
我得承認我沒想到會這樣 I have to admit I did not see that coming.
我們贏了 We won.
現在放我們走吧 Now let us go.
這賬可不能這麼算 小子 It's not how it works, kid.
你又改變規則吧 宙斯 You changing the rules, are you, Zeus?
我的遊戲 我做主 It's my game. My rules.
不 NO!
我欣賞你的決心 I admire your resolve.
但最後 你只是個輸家 But in the end you're just a loser.
嘿 放下那小子 Hey, put the kid down.
遊戲時間結束了 小子 Play time is over, kid.
準備好 正面品味一下 Prepare to taste the turbo charge of justice.
極爆的正義吧 In the face!
小心 Watch out!
嘿 小子 Hey kids.
現在是離開的好機會 Now would be a good time to leave.
我們分開行動 Let's split up.
找到他們 Find them.
殺了他們 Kill them.
把他們的頭插在矛上帶回來見我 Bring me back their heads on pikes.
嗨 瞌睡蟲 Hey there, sleepy head.
哪裡 Where.
我們在哪裡 Where are we?
我們在沙發上 We're on a couch.
怎麼來這的 Why. How?
你被拳打腳踢了一頓 You got pretty beat up.
你回來救了我 You came back to save me.
你真好 That was really sweet of you.
你穿這身很好看 You look pretty good in that suit.
- 真的嗎 - 嗯哼 - You think so? - Uh huh.
我真希望 做得再好一點 I just wished I could've done more.
你知道嗎 我希望我能跟像 You know. I wished I could be more like the
真的極爆騎士一點 a real Turbo rider.
是啊 或許你成不了 Yeah, maybe you can't.
但你完全可以成為極爆少年 But you could totally be Turbo kid.
哈 Ha.
那個戴眼罩的男人 That man in the eye patch.
就是他 It was him.
我想我能阻止他 我本來可以的 I wished I could've stopped him. I-I should have.
但卻讓你中了槍 Instead I let you get shot.
你是個 You're...
機器人 a robot.
來抓我 You're it.
啊哈哈 Eh-ha-ha...
你真是個很像人的機器人啊 You're pretty human like for a robot.
我很高科技的 I'm very high tech.
我以為機器人都是壞的 I thought a robot was suppose to be evil?
這取決於型號 It depends on the model.
你的嘴裡可以射出激光嗎 Well. Can you shoot laser beams out of your mouth?
哦 不能 傻瓜 我只是個友愛 Oh. No, silly. I'm just a friendship...
阿普爾? 阿普爾 阿普爾 Apple? Apple. Apple.
你沒事吧 Are you alright?
沒事 我的生物電傳導儀壞了 Yeah. My bioelectric transmitter is damaged.
- 會痛嗎 - 哦 不會 - Does it hurt? - Oh, no.
我只會 失去一些心 I'm just... losing some Hearts.
哼 Hm.
你用完了這些心會怎樣呢 What happens when you have no more hearts?
我會永遠關機 I'll shut down for good.
關機 你的意思是你會死 Shut Down? You mean you will die?
對 對 我會死 Yeah. Yeah, I'll die.
哦 媽的 Oh. Shit!
小子 Kid?
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
你不覺得你對這本漫畫的癡迷太過火了嗎 Don't you think you're taking this comic book shit too far, huh?
聽著 我們需要你的幫助 Look. We need your help.
呵呵呵呵 不 不 不 Heh-heh-heh. No, no, no...
我不管你捲入了什麼麻煩 I don't care what trouble you got yourself into.
我沒興趣 I'm not interested.
嘿 放回去 Hey! Put that back.
看來你還找了個女朋友啊 Looks like you got yourself a girlfriend. Hmm.
哦 Oh.
給我 小姑娘 Give me that BACK, young lady.
嘿 你幹嘛 你要走了嗎 Hey. What are you doing? You're leaving?
是啊 如果我是你 我也要收拾包袱了 Yes, and if I were you, I'd be packing too.
弗雷德裡克 扳手腕選手逃走了 暴風雨要來了 Fredric, the arm wrestler is gone. There's a shit storm coming.
有些活夠了的混蛋惹毛了宙斯 他開啟了戰爭模式 Some crazy bastard pissed off Zeus and he's on the war path.
哦 對啊 那是我們做的 Oh, yeah. That was us.
嘿 看 哈 Hey, look. Ha.
等等 Wait!
別再跟著我了 And stop following me!
我們只是需要一個生物電傳導儀 她快要死了 All we need is a bioelectric transmitter. She's going to die!
你有病吧 Are you insane?
- 她是個機器人 - 是啊 但她也是我的朋友 - She's a robot. - Yeah, but she's my friend.
我 我不想知道 I-I don't want to hear about it.
巴古 求你 Bagu, please.
那我為什麼要幫你 And. Why should I help you?
我有什麼好處 What's in it for me?
這個給你 You can have this.
好吧 Alright.
但 就因為是你 你需要向北邊走 But, just because it's you, you need to head north.
找到高速路六十四 在那裡 你會找到 Find a highway 64. There, you will find your...
機器人墓地 robot cemetery.
你 或許會幸運的找到你要的東西 You, might have some luck finding whatever it is you're looking for there.
準確的說 如果你還活著 That is, If you are alive.
這就是所有我知道的 那走開吧 Now, that's all I know. So, leave me alone. Huh.
- 謝謝 - 謝謝 謝謝 - Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you.
好了 Yeah.
哦 還有 巴古 這水是人做的 Oh, and... Bagu, the water, it's people.
人做的 呵呵 胡說 People? Heh heh, nonsense.
- 阿普爾 - 看著標誌 - Apple. - Look at the sign.
這邊 Over here.
阿普爾 阿普爾! Apple Apple!
該死的破爛玩意 Stupid-piece-of-god-damn-shit!
為什麼這該死的狗娘養的事 Why does this freaking son of a bitch
總是發生在我身上 always have to happen to me!
噢 啊 Aww! Ahh!
好啊 今天還能更糟糕一點嗎 Okay. How could this day got possibly fucking worse?
媽的 Fuck.
嘿 睡美人 Hey, there, sleepy head.
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
沒事 I'm fine.
你確定嗎? Are you sure?
當然 Oh, yes.
看 我還有7.5的生命值 See. I have 7.5 hearts left.
等等 Wait.
如果你是機器人的話 你是怎麼吃東西的? How... How can you eat if you're a robot?
噢 我能吃能喝能睡 還能呼吸呢 Oh. I can eat, I can drink. I can sleep, I can breathe.
如果我表現的百分百像人類的話 這種錯覺就會更有效 The illusion works better if I behave a 100% like a human.
我是說 你知道的 I mean. 'Cause you know,
沒有人想要被提醒 他最好的朋友是個機器人 no one wants to remind a human that his best friend is a robot.
好吧 其實我覺得 如果你是個機器人的話 Well. I actually think it's kind of cool
還是蠻酷的 that you are a robot.
再加上你還有著超厲害的戰鬥技能 And... And plus you got some pretty serious fighting skills too.
想讓我教你嗎? Do you want me to teach you?
- 當然 - 好啊 - Yeah. - Yes.
準備好成為藝術界完虐對手的大師了嗎? Are you ready to become a master in the art of kicking ass?
是的 Yes.
先發制人 暴擊對手 絕不留情 Strike first. Strike hard. Show no mercy.
就是這樣 That's it.
就這樣? That's it?
這-次-不-算! I-break-rules!
- 嗷! - 就是這樣 - Aw! - So.
先發制人 對付敵人永遠要出其不意 Strike first. Always surprise your enemy.
暴擊對手 永遠要記住人體的弱點 Strike hard. Always remember the weak points of the human body.
- 眼 喉 命根子 - 好吧 - Eyes, throat, genitals. - Okay.
還有 絕不憐憫 所以 And show no mercy. So.
你懂的 絕不憐憫 You know. Show no mercy.
感激不盡 Thank you.
太酷了 太有趣了 That was cool. This is so much fun.
只有你覺得有趣吧 Glad it is for you.
我喜歡在夜晚仰望天空 I love watching the sky at night.
你知道為什麼有那麼多的星星嗎? Do you know why there're so many stars?
噢 是因為宇宙空間由一大堆的塵埃和氣體 Oh. Because space consists of a whole lot of dust and gas
在宇宙的不同星系中 that gathered to form billions and billions of stars and suns
聚集而成數十億恆星和太陽 across the different galaxies in the universe.
對 Yeah.
不對 No.
我... 我是說 I... I mean
我想說的是... 我媽媽曾經告訴過我 What I was going to say is... my mom once told me that
每當有人去世的時候 就會有一顆星星誕生 when somebody dies, a star is born.
所以每當災難發生的時候 So when the apocalypse happen,
天空就亮了起來 the sky lit up.
那些都是去世之人的靈魂 All the souls of the people who died.
那你的媽媽也在那兒 So your mom is up there.
是啊 和我爸爸一起 Yup, with my father
都在天上 up there in the sky.
太奇怪了 我... That's weird. I...
我之前從未對別人提起過我的父母 I never told anyone about my parents before.
我... 我很抱歉 I'm... I'm sorry.
沒關係 這種事誰都難免 No worries. It could happen to anybody.
我們會修好你的 我保證 We'll fix you. I promise.
霸王龍哦 T-Rex.
我這是在哪? Where the fuck am I?
宙斯.
最近好嗎? How are you?
你看上去不錯啊 還有點嚴肅 You're looking fine and kind of serious.
外套新買的嗎? Is that a new coat?
嗷! Aw!
噢 這... 看上去不太好啊 Oh. That's... That doesn't look good.
喔 這不太好 太慘了 聽著 Oh, that's bad, that's bad. Look.
不管怎樣 我很肯定我們可以好好談談來解決 Whatever it is, I'm sure we can talk this through.
你真的連句再見都不說就準備離開鎮上了嗎? Were you actually going to leave town without saying goodbye?
我嗎? 喔 我才不會這麼做 Me? Oh, I wouldn't do that.
我... 只是想休息個幾天 你懂的 I was... just going to take a few days off. You know.
去海邊 曬曬黑 Go to the beach, work on my tan.
好吧 我其實可以用些維生素D 你知道的維生素... Just, I could really use some vitamin D. You know vitamin...
我在找兩個年輕的男孩和女孩 I am looking for a young boy, a young girl
還有個大高個的牛仔 and a big strapping cowboy.
牛仔嗎? Cowboy, huh? Well,
還有兩個孩子 and a boy and a girl.
額 大概 也許 Uh. Maybe. Maybe.
不 沒什麼印象 No, it doesn't ring a bell. No.
噢 不 不 不! Oh. No-no-no!
我討厭壞消息 但如果你沒注意到這點的話 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but in case you haven't noticed,
你的勇氣完全繫在這自行車的輪子上了 your guts are literally attached to the wheels of this bicycle.
- 這太... - 太有材了 對 多謝誇獎 - This is... - Ingenious. Yes. Thank you.
此刻 Now.
我想你很清楚他們身處何方 I know that you know where they are.
所以我建議你可以說了 So I suggest you start talking,
- 快說 - 機器人公墓 - right away. - The robot cemetery.
他們在機器人公墓 我只知道這麼多 They are at the robot cemetery. That's all I know.
好吧 這麼快就說了啊 Well, that was quick.
真是太令人失望了 Rather disappointing actually.
你要幫我把腸子放回去嗎? You're going to help me put this back in?
快點 求你了 Right? Please.
你知道這個裝置花了多久才完成的嗎? Do you have any idea how much time it took to set this up?
我相信你會懂的 Yeah. I'm sure you'll understand.
噢 不 不 不 Oh. No no-no no.
不 不 不...! No-no-no...!
噓 Shh.
是條死路 It's a dead end.
阿普爾.
對不起 我們差點就贏了 I am sorry. We're so close.
沒關係 It's okay.
你是我擁有過的最好的朋友 You are the best friend that I ever had.
你不能就這樣死了 Don't die on me.
我們到了 堅持住 We're here. Hold on.
阿普爾 醒醒 醒醒 Apple, wake up. Wake up.
我不想又變成孤身一人 I don't want to be alone again.
我一整天都在路途之中 我很口渴 I have been traveling all day and I've developed quite a thirst.
你能給旅途之人一滴沒有污染過的水嗎? Would you have a drop of untainted water for a fellow traveler?
請放下你的錘子 那沒必要 Lower your hammer, please. That won't be necessary.
我知道我的這位朋友和我一樣看起來不那麼友好 I know that my friend here doesn't look quite as friendly as I do,
但我向你保證 我要的只是很簡單的一杯水 but I assure you, all I need is a simple cup of water.
謝謝 Thank you .
太棒了 Oh, that's wonderful.
這正是我要的 It is exactly what I needed.
水是你從哪裡弄來的? Now. Where did you get the water?
因為 這是我的地盤 Because, this is my land.
不論什麼 從我的地盤上拿走都會被視為偷竊 Taking anything from my land would be considered stealing
你不會想要在我這偷東西的吧 對嗎? and you don't want to steal from me, do you?
你已經得到了你想要的 請趕緊離開吧 You got what you wanted. Now, please leave.
水是哪裡來的? Where did you get the water?
沒關係 親愛的 我來處理 It's okay, honey. I got this.
沒關係 親愛的 他會處理好的 It's alright, honey. He's got this.
死於溺水這麼奢侈 很少有人負擔的起的 Death by drowning. It's a luxury few men can afford.
住手! Stop!
快看這邊 Now look at this.
年輕的女士 我很是佩服你的精神 但你的故事要畫下句號了 I admire your spirit, young lady, but your story has come to an end.
那就來個令人難忘的結局吧 Then let's make it memorable.
不! NO-OOO!
別動 我來處理她 No. She is mine.
住手! Stop!
看看我們看到了什麼? Well. What have we got here?
好吧 孩子 較量一下吧 Alright, kid. Take your best shot.
算了 別費事了 他反正也活不久了 No, don't bother. He won't last long out there.
開球! Fore!
你還好嗎 孩子? You alright there, kid?
你吸了不少的廢氣 You took quite a dose of that nasty gas.
阿普爾在哪? Where's Apple?
抱歉 孩子 I'm sorry, kid.
你為什麼救我? Why did you save me?
我欠你一次 I owed you one.
其實我需要一個新的手 Well, actually I need a new hand.
我也沒想過會在那裡找到你 Sure as hell didn't expect to find you there.
就像是命運或者是厄運 It's like fate or some shit.
難忘吧? Impressive, huh?
- 你知道這是什麼? - 巨型渦輪爆破機 - You know what that is? - Turbo Mega Blaster.
你肯定清楚你的破爛 是吧 孩子 Sure know your shit, kid, don't you. Huh.
我想你知道我要去哪 I guess you know where I'm going with this thing.
我要偶遇一位老朋友 然後我們就直接去找宙斯 I'm meeting up with an old mate, and we're going straight to Zeus.
我要把那東西塞他屁股裡 I'm going to shove that thing so far up his ass
他就可以好好享受他自己的屎了 that he will taste his own shit.
孩子 你怎麼說? So, kid. What do you say?
我們出發吧 Let's roll.
好 我們出發吧 Yeah, let's roll.
他怎麼總是能這樣偷偷接近我的? How does he keep sneaking up on me like that?
你在做什麼? What are you doing?
冷靜點 孩子 相信我 Just play it cool, kid. Trust me .
這衣服我喜歡 I love that dress.
你知道的 弗雷德裡克 你給你的朋友選了條糟糕的路 You know, Fredric, you make poor choices in friends.
啊 看啊 我們的摔跤手又有新胳膊了 Ah, look. The arm wrestler has grown a new arm.
你怎麼樣了 孩子? What about you, kid?
失去你的超能力和你的女朋友之後 Feeling feisty after losing your super power
煩躁不安了嗎? 糾正下 是機器人女朋友 and your girlfriend? Correction, robotic girlfriend.
她叫阿普爾 Her name was Apple.
你的精神我很是敬佩 孩子 但不幸的是 I admire your spirit, kid. But unfortunately,
你的故事即將畫下句號了 your story is about to come to an end.
那就來個令人難忘的結局吧 Then let's make it memorable.
原來你就是那個孩子 Well. You're the kid.
你還真是個意外的驚喜啊 You're full of surprises, aren't you?
看在老天的份上 你能把嘴閉閉 我們直接開戰嗎 For Christ sake. Will you shut the fuck up and let's fight.
我就知道你等不及了 I knew you would be eager.
所以我給你開了個派對 That's why I brought the party to you.
好戲開場咯 It's play time.
準備開戰了 孩子 Get ready to fight , kid.
這太噁心了 This is gonna get ugly.
我不知道我能否做得到 I don't know if I can do this.
當一個人唯一的選擇就是變的最強大的時候 A man never knows how strong he is,
他才會知道自己有多麼的強大 until being strongest is the only choice he has.
是嗎? Really?
我也不知道 孩子 但聽起來不錯 I don't know, kid. But it sounds good.
眼睛! 喉嚨! 命根子! Eyes! Throat! Genitals!
漂亮 Nice.
女士們 Ladies.
現在我感受到來自他們的愛意了 Now I'm feeling their love.
來吧 賤人 來吧 Come on, bitch. Come on.
你喜歡這樣嗎? 接招吧 賤人 You like that? Take this, bitch.
就是這樣 親愛的 到爸爸懷裡來 That' it, sweetheart. Come to daddy.
嘿 孩子! Hey, kid!
混蛋! Fucker!
終於擺脫了 混蛋 Good riddance, you fucker.
你還活著! You're alive!
你沒有等我 You didn't wait for me.
對不起 我還以為你死了 I'm so sorry. I thought you were dead.
不不不 我是說沒等我來就開戰了 No, no, no. I mean. I mean to start the fight.
我帶回了你的... Well. I brought you back your...
渦輪手套 turbo glove.
多謝 Thank you.
不客氣 You're welcome.
你這個雜種 You son of a bitch.
噢 你這個混... Oh, you son of a...
真是 粗魯 Such a rude individual.
看看我們 啊 似曾相識 再一次相遇 Look at us, huh. Deja vu, all over again.
噢 你說對了 真是令人難忘 Oh, and you were right, it was memorable.
現在 Now.
這有什麼困難的? What was so difficult about that?
遊戲結束了 宙斯 Play time, is over, Zeus.
你知道的 我和除你之外的大多數人類一樣 You know. I really like most people, but you,
我可不喜歡這樣 I don't like.
我戴著你已經那麼久了 Well. I've wore you far too long.
也該努力適應了 So much for trying to fit in.
你是個機器人嗎? You're a robot?
當然 Yeah.
你不知道嗎? You didn't know?
機器人? 哈 Robot? Ha.
我是CC 1-11 公司助手 I am a CC 1-11. Corporate companion.
用來建造和煽動公司的政策 Designed to create and instigate corporate policy.
被塑造成我主人的形象 Fashioned in the likeness of my master.
他告訴過我 He said to me,
在我砸爛他的高爾夫俱樂部和他的頭之前 just before I bashed his head with his own golf club.
記好了 你只是個機器人 Remember, you are only a robot.
只是個機器人! Only a robot!
好了 Well.
現在站在這裡的人是我 I am the one standing here,
不是他 not him.
先生 你真的太卑鄙了 Sir? You are very mean.
我才不會期待什麼基本的友誼裡 I don't expect a basic friendship unit
會有個足夠快的中央處理器 來理解我剛剛說的話 to have a CPU fast enough to understand what I just said.
但請放心 But rest assured.
人類實在是無能 Human beings are highly inefficient.
其實就是害蟲 Pest, actually.
就像蟑螂一樣 A lot like cockroaches.
- 你就是個怪物! - 我是你們設計出來的 - You are a monster! - I was designed by your kind.
你們造就了今天的我 You made me what I am.
那是個錯誤 我正準備修復呢 It was a mistake, and I'm trying to fix it.
那才是超級英雄要做的 That's what superheroes do.
哈哈 好可愛! Ha ha. How charming!
你想看看我怎麼做嗎? Would you like to see what I do? Huh?
嘿 幹得漂亮 極爆小子 Hey. You did good, Turbo kid.
當你晚上仰望天空的時候 And when you watch the sky at night,
我就會在那兒 I will be there.
不 No.
你做的對 孩子 You did the right thing, kid.
你肩膀怎麼樣了? How's your shoulder?
沒事了 She'll be alright.
我這個牛仔是殺不死的 You can't kill this cowboy.
真是不敢相信你居然找到了水源 I can't believe you found the fucking water source.
這可以拯救數百人的生命了 That's gonna save hundreds of lives,
也許還更多 maybe more.
好好保管 Take good care of it.
那你是真的要離開這裡了嗎? So, you're sure you want to leave then?
你打算去哪裡? Where're you going to go?
看看這片不毛之地的另一頭是什麼樣子 See what the rest of the Wasteland looks like.
好吧 那可沒什麼好看的 孩子 Well. There is not much to see there, kid.
我知道 I know