1 00:00:19,005 --> 00:00:21,590 (classical musical score playing ) 2 00:00:33,148 --> 00:00:34,904 ( children playing ) 3 00:00:54,715 --> 00:00:56,788 You have a safe flight, okay? 4 00:00:58,619 --> 00:01:01,652 Hey, take care of that daughter of yours. 5 00:01:03,418 --> 00:01:05,328 ( woman speaking over PA ) 6 00:01:12,634 --> 00:01:14,609 ( Latin music playing ) 7 00:01:17,818 --> 00:01:19,858 ( honks horn ) 8 00:01:45,177 --> 00:01:47,381 - ( car honks ) - ( speaks Spanish ) 9 00:01:55,545 --> 00:01:57,487 Papi! 10 00:02:07,577 --> 00:02:09,365 ( bell ringing ) 11 00:02:09,401 --> 00:02:11,473 ( speaks Spanish ) 12 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,407 - ( car honks ) - ( speaks Spanish ) 13 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,487 Papi! 14 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:44,460 ( speaks Spanish ) 15 00:03:08,759 --> 00:03:10,798 - ( people chatting ) - Woman over P.A.: Ladies and gentlemen, 16 00:03:10,839 --> 00:03:14,068 welcome to Chicago's O'Hare lnternational Airport. 17 00:03:14,102 --> 00:03:16,753 Please check the overhead monitors 18 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:18,830 for flight arrival and departure times. 19 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,505 Please keep all personal items, 20 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:26,705 including luggage, with you at all times. 21 00:03:26,742 --> 00:03:29,392 Unattended luggage will be confiscated 22 00:03:29,430 --> 00:03:30,990 by law enforcement officials. 23 00:03:31,029 --> 00:03:32,971 May I have your attention please? 24 00:03:33,014 --> 00:03:35,217 This is a gate change announcement. 25 00:03:35,253 --> 00:03:38,733 - Jesse! - Jesse! Jesse! 26 00:03:38,773 --> 00:03:41,741 Oh, ho ho! Welcome back! 27 00:03:41,781 --> 00:03:44,082 - Come on, man! - Yeah, baby! 28 00:03:44,117 --> 00:03:45,229 What's up? 29 00:03:45,269 --> 00:03:47,025 You find any weapons of mass destruction over there? 30 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:50,028 - You on Social Security yet, asshole? - Yeah. ( laughs ) 31 00:03:50,069 --> 00:03:52,108 - Oh, man. - How you doing, man? 32 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,036 - So good to see you, brother. - So good to see you. 33 00:03:54,069 --> 00:03:56,654 - Man, it's been too long. - I know. I know, man. 34 00:03:56,692 --> 00:03:59,627 - I missed you. - You girls want to stop the fappy shit? 35 00:03:59,668 --> 00:04:01,872 - It's happy hour, man. - What? 36 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,177 - It's 11 :00. - Not in Amsterdam! 37 00:04:04,212 --> 00:04:05,674 It's party time! 38 00:04:05,716 --> 00:04:07,658 ( Spanish hip-hop music playing ) 39 00:04:12,692 --> 00:04:14,993 Jesse: Grandpa, you want to watch the road? 40 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,688 - Man: Oh, look at that. - Man #2: Let me see, man. 41 00:04:19,732 --> 00:04:21,619 - Oh, that's not bad. - Man: Not bad, bro. 42 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:24,139 - That gonna heal up real nice. - Looks good, man. 43 00:04:24,179 --> 00:04:25,740 - Man: That's cool. - Announcer: Johnny's all deals. 44 00:04:25,779 --> 00:04:27,754 - Oh! Oh oh! Oh! - This is it. 45 00:04:27,795 --> 00:04:29,202 This is the ad for the store! Check it out. 46 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:31,275 - Check it out. - Shh shh shh! 47 00:04:31,315 --> 00:04:33,999 - Listen to this. - Plasma screen TVs, at absolutely... 48 00:04:34,035 --> 00:04:36,272 ...rock bottom prices. 49 00:04:36,307 --> 00:04:39,057 Woman: Excuse me, Mr. Sexy Voice Man, 50 00:04:39,091 --> 00:04:41,360 but why are you standing in the middle of the store... 51 00:04:41,395 --> 00:04:43,947 -...in just your underwear? - Man: Who, me? 52 00:04:43,987 --> 00:04:45,874 - Woman: Mm-hmm. - Man: I'm just trying 53 00:04:45,907 --> 00:04:48,776 - to give you 60". - Oh! 54 00:04:48,818 --> 00:04:52,462 That's so cheap! Yo yo yo, B, 55 00:04:52,498 --> 00:04:54,734 you should see the honeys I've got lined up for the next ad. 56 00:04:54,770 --> 00:04:56,974 - Caliente. - Oh, come on, Father Time. 57 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:59,465 You think that dye job in your hair fools anybody? 58 00:04:59,506 --> 00:05:01,546 Just 'cause your illegal Mexican ass can't afford-- 59 00:05:01,586 --> 00:05:02,863 Old ass man. 60 00:05:02,898 --> 00:05:04,589 I'm gonna tell you the difference between me and you. 61 00:05:04,626 --> 00:05:06,992 - What's that? You tell me. - I'm legal. 62 00:05:07,026 --> 00:05:09,415 You a wannabe legal. 63 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:11,662 Ouch. Yo, whoa whoa whoa. 64 00:05:11,697 --> 00:05:14,512 Johnny, turn on Sacramento. It's coming up pretty soon. 65 00:05:14,545 --> 00:05:16,585 Johnny: Wait. You want your ma to kill us? 66 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:18,513 It'll be fine. Just turn on Sacramento 67 00:05:18,545 --> 00:05:20,618 - when we get up there. - Papo, what's the rush? 68 00:05:20,657 --> 00:05:22,861 Your aunt's still pissed that we were late to Mauricio's wedding. 69 00:05:22,897 --> 00:05:24,720 Are you kidding me? You're still harping on that? 70 00:05:24,753 --> 00:05:26,858 The priest passed out from heat stroke! 71 00:05:26,897 --> 00:05:29,516 Dude, everybody knows I need 15 minutes to blow-dry my hair. 72 00:05:29,553 --> 00:05:31,822 - Otherwise it don't work. - Road's coming up. 73 00:05:31,856 --> 00:05:35,053 - Don't miss it. - Let's hit the cuchi frito spot. 74 00:05:35,088 --> 00:05:36,943 - Some bacaladitos maybe. - Yeah, I'm hungry, bro. 75 00:05:36,977 --> 00:05:39,115 - Johnny. - Yo. 76 00:05:39,153 --> 00:05:41,095 - Stop the car. - Here? 77 00:05:41,137 --> 00:05:42,663 - Yeah. - What's up? 78 00:05:42,705 --> 00:05:44,330 Are you crazy? It's freaking cold out there. 79 00:05:45,585 --> 00:05:46,991 I'm not gonna stop the car. 80 00:05:47,024 --> 00:05:48,453 - Stop the car! - I'm not getting out! 81 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:51,911 - It's cold! - Johnny! Ozzy! 82 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,341 Come here, bro. What are you doing? 83 00:05:54,384 --> 00:05:56,489 Oh, shit. 84 00:05:56,528 --> 00:05:57,869 ( both panting ) 85 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,237 ( laughs ) 86 00:06:09,392 --> 00:06:11,279 Welcome back, coz. 87 00:06:11,312 --> 00:06:13,199 Welcome back. 88 00:06:13,232 --> 00:06:15,239 Ozzy: Welcome back to Humble Park, man. 89 00:06:17,391 --> 00:06:19,180 You feel sick? You don't look sick. 90 00:06:19,215 --> 00:06:21,070 Are you sure this medicine is not gonna make me drowsy? 91 00:06:21,103 --> 00:06:22,510 - Hi, Edy. - I don't want to fall asleep 92 00:06:22,543 --> 00:06:24,069 at my girl's office party. 93 00:06:24,111 --> 00:06:26,151 You're gonna be the most beautiful woman there. 94 00:06:26,191 --> 00:06:27,816 Thank you, Papi. I'll see you later. 95 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,709 Okay. 96 00:06:29,743 --> 00:06:32,045 ( speaks Spanish ) 97 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:36,902 - What? - You know what, Don Juan. 98 00:06:36,942 --> 00:06:39,047 If I didn't admire her, she'd be insulted. 99 00:06:39,087 --> 00:06:41,225 Please! Like you look at Sister Maria here like that. 100 00:06:41,263 --> 00:06:44,110 I wasn't always a nun. 101 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:46,247 Oh no. 102 00:06:46,286 --> 00:06:48,228 Brother's even stealing Santa suits. 103 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:49,928 Why don't you sit on Santa's lap 104 00:06:49,966 --> 00:06:51,209 and give me your wish list? 105 00:06:51,246 --> 00:06:53,831 $1, one menthol. 106 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:55,276 Why don't you add 99 to that, 107 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:57,132 pay me back for the Trinidad-Jones fight? 108 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,692 That fight was over a year ago. 109 00:06:58,734 --> 00:07:00,806 I swear, I'm never betting with you again, Spencer. 110 00:07:00,845 --> 00:07:02,536 30 years, you've never ponied up once. 111 00:07:02,574 --> 00:07:04,002 And why you bet on Trinidad, anyway? 112 00:07:04,046 --> 00:07:05,868 I usually never bet when two brothers are fighting. 113 00:07:05,901 --> 00:07:07,112 Trinidad is Puerto Rican. 114 00:07:07,149 --> 00:07:08,709 How many times do I have to explain to you 115 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:09,993 Puerto Ricans ain't black? 116 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:11,654 Come on, you know damn well 117 00:07:11,693 --> 00:07:13,416 if Trinidad wasn't black, I'd never bet on him. 118 00:07:13,453 --> 00:07:14,948 I always bet on the black man. 119 00:07:14,989 --> 00:07:17,258 Lakers versus Celtics, I always went Lakers. 120 00:07:17,293 --> 00:07:18,886 Tiger versus the white boy of the month... 121 00:07:18,925 --> 00:07:20,451 I always go Tiger. 122 00:07:20,493 --> 00:07:23,275 The only time I ever lost was Apollo versus Rocky, 123 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:24,586 but I think that shit was fixed. 124 00:07:24,621 --> 00:07:26,181 Whatever. Can I have my money? 125 00:07:26,221 --> 00:07:27,977 If I prove to you that Puerto Ricans are black, 126 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,190 then I don't owe you one thin dime. 127 00:07:29,228 --> 00:07:31,978 - Edy: Get out. - Dad! Papi! 128 00:07:32,012 --> 00:07:35,012 - Hey, Spence. Look at you. - Hey, Mauricio. 129 00:07:35,052 --> 00:07:37,059 - I like the black Santa scam. - Hey, you know me. 130 00:07:37,101 --> 00:07:38,661 Too bad Santa only comes once a year. 131 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,489 - Know what I mean? - Got that right. 132 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:42,412 Dad. How's it going? 133 00:07:42,444 --> 00:07:45,194 I couldn't just drive by without paying tribute, you know? 134 00:07:45,228 --> 00:07:47,781 - ( laughs ) - Look at you. 135 00:07:47,819 --> 00:07:49,226 How come he gets to flirt? 136 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,405 'Cause he's mine. 137 00:07:50,443 --> 00:07:52,745 - Hi, Tina. - Hi. 138 00:07:52,779 --> 00:07:54,667 - Nice blouse. - Thank you. 139 00:07:54,699 --> 00:07:56,870 Anna gave it to me for my birthday last year. 140 00:07:56,908 --> 00:07:58,369 Whoa. Don't flash like that. 141 00:07:58,412 --> 00:08:00,484 I'm a married man. Cover them up. 142 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,345 ( both laugh ) 143 00:08:02,379 --> 00:08:03,753 Just kidding. 144 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,445 - That blouse Tina was wearing? - Yeah? 145 00:08:05,483 --> 00:08:07,818 I gave it to your mom two Christmases ago. 146 00:08:07,851 --> 00:08:10,950 Maybe it was a little too Lieutenant Uhura, "Star Trek" for her. 147 00:08:10,987 --> 00:08:12,809 Come on, Sarah. Where's your Christmas spirit? 148 00:08:12,843 --> 00:08:15,177 Where's hers? She regifts everything. 149 00:08:15,211 --> 00:08:17,512 Last year she gave me a basket of toiletries with 150 00:08:17,547 --> 00:08:19,586 with "Doubletree" and "Boca" printed on it. 151 00:08:19,627 --> 00:08:21,831 - Really? - I still have the body lotion. 152 00:08:21,867 --> 00:08:23,842 Oh, Sarah, come on. Hey, do you know what would be 153 00:08:23,883 --> 00:08:25,410 a great Christmas present for my parents? 154 00:08:25,451 --> 00:08:27,174 - TiVo? - No no. 155 00:08:27,211 --> 00:08:29,033 If we tell them we're trying to have a baby. 156 00:08:29,066 --> 00:08:30,495 - A baby? - Yeah. 157 00:08:30,538 --> 00:08:32,807 Are you high? ( laughs ) 158 00:08:32,842 --> 00:08:35,427 - We discussed this. - No. No no no no no no no. 159 00:08:35,466 --> 00:08:37,408 We're still in discussion about this. 160 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,010 What are we gonna say to my mom when she's all, 161 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:41,984 "All my friends have grandchildren. 162 00:08:42,026 --> 00:08:43,750 My mother had 10 grandchildren when she was my age"? 163 00:08:43,786 --> 00:08:46,055 We'll tell her to adopt an embryo 164 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,780 and have one herself. 165 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,705 ( water running ) 166 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,560 ( man speaking Spanish on radio ) 167 00:09:18,857 --> 00:09:20,548 ( door opens ) 168 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:22,307 - Merry Christmas. - Feliz Navidad. 169 00:09:22,345 --> 00:09:25,378 Ay, mi niño! 170 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:31,106 You look so handsome. 171 00:09:31,144 --> 00:09:33,762 - Hello, Sarah. - Hello. 172 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,444 You went to the bodega before you came home first? 173 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,887 - Yeah, well-- - What difference does it make? 174 00:09:38,919 --> 00:09:40,577 They're here now. 175 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:43,615 You're lucky to have ran into him at the bodega. 176 00:09:43,656 --> 00:09:46,143 He's a little hard to get ahold of these days. 177 00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:49,926 ( speaks Spanish ) 178 00:09:49,959 --> 00:09:52,447 Mira, she's almost a Puerto Rican. 179 00:09:52,487 --> 00:09:54,080 ( speaks Spanish ) 180 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:58,341 I'm sorry, can you say that more slowly 181 00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:01,025 and just enunciate a little more clearly? 182 00:10:01,063 --> 00:10:03,615 Yeah, well, she saying "How are you?" 183 00:10:03,655 --> 00:10:05,411 She says, "How are you?" How are you? 184 00:10:05,446 --> 00:10:08,097 - Oh. Muy bien. - There you go. 185 00:10:08,134 --> 00:10:10,851 It looks like you've lost a little bit of weight. 186 00:10:10,887 --> 00:10:13,221 ( speaks Spanish ) 187 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,479 She said that you look great. 188 00:10:16,518 --> 00:10:19,169 Oh. Thank you. I just started Pilates. 189 00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:21,889 Ay, bendito. When am I gonna have grandchildren? 190 00:10:21,926 --> 00:10:23,486 My mother had 10 at my age. 191 00:10:23,526 --> 00:10:25,250 All of my friends have grandchildren. 192 00:10:25,286 --> 00:10:27,359 I'm going to be the only Puerto Rican grandmother 193 00:10:27,398 --> 00:10:29,536 who's gonna have to adopt grandchildren. 194 00:10:29,574 --> 00:10:31,429 Anna, leave the children alone. 195 00:10:31,462 --> 00:10:33,120 Do you want to drive them back to New York? 196 00:10:33,158 --> 00:10:34,816 Thanks, Dad. 197 00:10:34,853 --> 00:10:36,315 Anybody else home yet? 198 00:10:36,358 --> 00:10:37,765 Our little Hollywood movie star 199 00:10:37,797 --> 00:10:39,324 is about to pull up in her limo any minute. 200 00:10:58,341 --> 00:11:00,763 Merry Christmas! 201 00:11:00,805 --> 00:11:03,619 - Edy: Oh, it's our little movie star! - Hi, Dad. 202 00:11:03,652 --> 00:11:06,816 - Stop stop stop. - Mom, you're like paparazzi. 203 00:11:06,852 --> 00:11:08,957 - Hi, Mom! - Where's the limo driver? 204 00:11:08,997 --> 00:11:10,720 He had another pickup at the airport. 205 00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:12,861 Hi, Mami. How are you? Where's Jesse? 206 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,136 - Is he here yet? - Johnny and Ozzy went to pick him up. 207 00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:16,601 Oh God, he'd be safer in lraq. 208 00:11:16,644 --> 00:11:18,651 - ( Ozzy grunts ) - Whoa! 209 00:11:18,692 --> 00:11:21,375 - ( Ozzy laughs ) - Yo, Ozzy! 210 00:11:21,412 --> 00:11:23,354 - My bad, man! - Come on, bro. 211 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:25,338 You threw that like Marcia Brady. 212 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:27,484 Hey, I'm not the one who wore diapers in Little League. 213 00:11:27,524 --> 00:11:29,084 For your information, Mr. Asshole, 214 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,327 they were disposable underwear. okay? 215 00:11:31,364 --> 00:11:33,600 - I had a bladder problem. - Yeah, a lot of girls have that problem. 216 00:11:33,635 --> 00:11:35,196 Johnny: There was an epidemic going on. 217 00:11:35,235 --> 00:11:37,210 There were thousands of kids having to wear those. 218 00:11:37,251 --> 00:11:39,739 - Epidemic. - Can we get to the game? 219 00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:41,502 Johnny: What you think we're doing? 220 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,449 Talking like two old ladies. Come on, man. 221 00:11:43,491 --> 00:11:45,018 - You swing like one. - Here comes the heat, baby. 222 00:11:45,059 --> 00:11:47,198 Throw that like a man. I ain't got all day. 223 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,936 - Oh! Home run! - Johnny: Oh! 224 00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:55,036 I could've caught that. 225 00:11:55,075 --> 00:11:56,863 Come on! Catch the ball, you old ass man! 226 00:11:56,899 --> 00:11:58,786 Oh! 227 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,753 - Come on, man! - Johnny! Come on! 228 00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:03,998 I threw it right to him. He could've caught that. 229 00:12:06,114 --> 00:12:07,576 Jesse: Ozzy! 230 00:12:07,618 --> 00:12:10,879 Yo! Come on, man! 231 00:12:10,914 --> 00:12:13,215 Ozzy, what are you doing? Throw the ball! 232 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,421 Yo! Freaking freezing out here! 233 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,214 Let's go, papo! 234 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,137 Ozzy! 235 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,112 What are you doing, man? 236 00:12:21,153 --> 00:12:22,647 Give me the ball. 237 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,287 ( chatting ) 238 00:12:33,409 --> 00:12:36,376 Ozzy. Chill, man. Don't do nothing stupid. 239 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,653 I can't believe that bitch Alexis is out. 240 00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,761 He killed my brother, man. 241 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,776 That punk-ass, he kills his brother 242 00:12:42,817 --> 00:12:44,410 and he's hanging out like nothing happened? 243 00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:45,877 What kind of justice is that, Jesse? 244 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,415 - Jesse: Come on. - Come on, man. 245 00:12:47,457 --> 00:12:49,399 "Come on" what, bro? It's not even worth it. 246 00:12:49,441 --> 00:12:51,961 - What are you trying to say? - Johnny: Not even worth it. 247 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,360 Got your name up on a billboard, Jesse, 248 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,215 Iike when Jordan came back to the United Center. 249 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,419 Whole neighborhood gonna be lining up, welcoming you back. 250 00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:04,797 A Boricua war hero, pal. 251 00:13:04,832 --> 00:13:07,679 Puerto Rico, whoa! 252 00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:10,429 - Puerto Rico, whoa! - ( horn plays tune ) 253 00:13:12,352 --> 00:13:14,686 Ay, Dios mio. Ay, bendito. 254 00:13:14,719 --> 00:13:17,403 My baby. Mi niño. 255 00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:19,675 Mi vida. 256 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,428 - Preciosos, you're home. I can't believe it. - Hey, Ma. 257 00:13:24,447 --> 00:13:26,836 What is it going to take for you two to be on time? 258 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,978 - The hair. The hair. - Anna: Your hair. 259 00:13:30,015 --> 00:13:31,925 - Come on. - Are you okay? 260 00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:34,356 Huh? I'm good. I'm good. 261 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,788 Thank God you never have to go back to that place again. 262 00:13:36,831 --> 00:13:39,613 I swear if I ever meet those people that hurt you, baby, 263 00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:43,127 - I'll kill them. - Hey, Uncle Edy. How you doing? 264 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,628 Oh, you're smothering him. 265 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:47,353 Give the boy a chance to breathe. 266 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:49,179 Mauricio: You look like a Puerto Rican Gorbachev. 267 00:13:49,215 --> 00:13:51,102 - Hi. - ( both laugh ) 268 00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:52,891 - What's up, Roxanna? - Hey. 269 00:13:52,926 --> 00:13:55,926 - Yo, Mauricio. - It's so good to see you. 270 00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:57,982 You too. You look good. 271 00:13:57,982 --> 00:14:01,015 - ( Christmas music playing ) - ( people chatting ) 272 00:14:01,054 --> 00:14:03,639 Jesse: The Penn game. Dad, we're missing the Penn game. 273 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:06,361 - ( TV hissing ) - ( Jesse laughs ) 274 00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:08,950 - ( glasses clink ) - Johnny: Gracia, Mamita. 275 00:14:10,045 --> 00:14:11,606 Hey, Ma, did Sarah tell you? 276 00:14:11,646 --> 00:14:13,980 She was a big hit at her office Christmas party. 277 00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:15,901 - She made coquito from scratch. - Anna: You did? 278 00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:17,973 - Can you believe that? - I Googled the recipe. 279 00:14:18,014 --> 00:14:20,152 Why didn't you call me instead of this Google? 280 00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:22,076 - It's a search engine. - Ma. 281 00:14:22,109 --> 00:14:23,515 I needed it quickly. 282 00:14:23,549 --> 00:14:25,404 I thought it would be fun. 283 00:14:25,437 --> 00:14:27,510 There's some Puerto Ricans who work in the firm. 284 00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:30,299 As what? Janitors? An assistant lavaplatos? 285 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,813 - Ozzy: Probably. - Sarah: Jose is an associate. 286 00:14:33,853 --> 00:14:35,740 - An associate. - How nice. 287 00:14:35,773 --> 00:14:38,194 And I told them how we celebrate the parranda, 288 00:14:38,236 --> 00:14:40,124 where we sing the Christmas carols 289 00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:43,025 and go house to house to surprise the neighbors. 290 00:14:43,069 --> 00:14:46,167 Wow, Mo, I didn't know your girl was so down with the neighborhood. 291 00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:47,514 ( speaks Spanish ) 292 00:14:47,548 --> 00:14:49,075 I know. Sarah's a volunteer. 293 00:14:49,116 --> 00:14:50,643 What do you have to offer the world, Johnny? 294 00:14:50,684 --> 00:14:52,244 What's your contribution besides 295 00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:54,804 zero money down and debt into afterlife? 296 00:14:54,844 --> 00:14:56,666 - Oh! - ( all laugh ) 297 00:14:58,747 --> 00:15:00,635 I got him good with that afterlife jab. 298 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,707 Okay, enough enough. I want to propose a toast. 299 00:15:02,747 --> 00:15:06,871 Here's to having everybody home, 300 00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:08,795 especially Jesse. 301 00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:10,682 - All: Salut. - Roxanna: To Jesse. 302 00:15:10,715 --> 00:15:12,144 Jesse. L'Chaim. 303 00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:15,482 Ozzy: What? What he say? 304 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,970 Jesse, I want to ask you: 305 00:15:18,011 --> 00:15:19,920 Did you see some of that messed up 306 00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:22,035 "Black Hawk Down" type of shit over there? 307 00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:24,180 Did that really happen that way? 308 00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:29,530 I don't know, man. I-- 309 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,504 Edy: He doesn't want to talk about that. 310 00:15:31,546 --> 00:15:34,132 - You don't wanna talk about that. - It's okay. 311 00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:35,992 You talk when you're ready. 312 00:15:36,026 --> 00:15:38,514 I'm gonna go check the rice. 313 00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:41,969 So, Tio Edy, when are you gonna come down to the store 314 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:45,174 so I can set you up with a beautiful plasma flat-screen TV? 315 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,283 I don't need one of those. This TV is perfectly fine. 316 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,711 - Oh. - That always works. 317 00:15:49,754 --> 00:15:52,307 Johnny: You could watch the Cubs in high definition. 318 00:15:52,345 --> 00:15:53,752 So I could have a crystal clear image 319 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,411 of seeing them getting their asses kicked? 320 00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,108 - No no, gracia. - ( Johnny chuckles ) 321 00:15:57,145 --> 00:15:59,120 - So, Roxanna, mi amor. - Mmm? 322 00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:00,787 So tell us what's going on in Hollywood. 323 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,352 ( effeminately ) Yeah, who's gay now? 324 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,303 You, you stupid ass. 325 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:06,352 The gay gene skipped my side of the family. 326 00:16:06,393 --> 00:16:09,360 Yeah, right. Like Uncle Roy who still has a roommate at 60. 327 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,790 - That's right, a "roommate." - Life partner, man. 328 00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:14,516 Enough. You hear back from that TV show? 329 00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:16,887 Dad, they haven't decided yet. But they said I brought 330 00:16:16,921 --> 00:16:19,823 an organic vulnerability to the character that plays as cultural-- 331 00:16:19,865 --> 00:16:22,516 You'd definitely play a much more organic Mexican than Oz over here. 332 00:16:22,553 --> 00:16:24,146 - Roxanna: Don't start. - What are you talking about? 333 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,973 - What? Start what? - You know. 334 00:16:26,008 --> 00:16:28,310 - What do I know? - You almost went there. Forget it. 335 00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:30,449 - How'd I almost go there? - Nothing, forget it. 336 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,555 - Say the line. - You're supposed to be on my side. 337 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,981 - Say the line. Say the line. - No. 338 00:16:36,024 --> 00:16:37,715 - Say the line. - Do the line. 339 00:16:37,752 --> 00:16:40,403 Sorry. Onto bigger and better things. 340 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,164 Come on, baby. It's not like a million people 341 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,396 haven't already seen you in that sexy peasant blouse, 342 00:16:45,432 --> 00:16:47,668 batting your beautiful brown eyes for Señor Taco. 343 00:16:47,704 --> 00:16:50,125 You know what? I've got the bootleg too. 344 00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:52,077 All right, I'll say the line. 345 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:53,875 ( speaks Spanish ) 346 00:16:53,911 --> 00:16:55,504 Johnny: No no, it's more like... 347 00:16:55,544 --> 00:16:58,358 - ( speaks effeminately ) - Roxanna: Oh, stop. 348 00:16:58,391 --> 00:16:59,765 It's-- it's... 349 00:17:01,111 --> 00:17:03,958 - ( laughing ) - Jesse: No no no no no. 350 00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:05,878 You'd better watch it. You'd better watch it. 351 00:17:05,911 --> 00:17:07,798 Assholes. 352 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,798 Okay, that's enough. That's enough. 353 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:13,654 So tell me, this new show you're up for... 354 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,313 It's a midseason replacement 355 00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:17,358 and it's coming on after "Desperate Housewives," 356 00:17:17,398 --> 00:17:19,154 - which is big. - Sarah: Oh wow. 357 00:17:19,191 --> 00:17:20,947 - Are you gonna be able to meet them? - I might, actually. 358 00:17:20,982 --> 00:17:22,870 What about you, Sarah? How's work? 359 00:17:22,902 --> 00:17:24,790 - Yeah, what's going on on Wall Street? - Roxanna: Yeah. 360 00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:26,611 Yeah, how are you guys gonna have enough time 361 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,435 to make some kind of sorta-Ricans? 362 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,674 No, we are. Not right away, 363 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,237 We've got plenty of time. What's the rush? 364 00:17:32,278 --> 00:17:34,995 Why are you throwing me with the baby Latin curve here? 365 00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:38,161 By now you guys should be up to four, five, six, maybe seven, eight kids. 366 00:17:38,197 --> 00:17:40,237 - Mauricio: Come on. - Yo, does your plumbing work? 367 00:17:40,277 --> 00:17:43,409 My pipes flow just fine. You want to check, Johnny? Want to take a gander? 368 00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:45,104 Why you getting so macho about yourself? 369 00:17:45,142 --> 00:17:46,702 We're all here, brother. You can talk to us. 370 00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:48,683 If I needed somebody to talk to, 371 00:17:48,725 --> 00:17:50,929 - you'd be the last person I would go to. - Right. 372 00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:53,518 I'm gonna ask Anna if she needs any help in the kitchen. 373 00:17:53,557 --> 00:17:55,629 - Roxanna: That's great. - What did I do? 374 00:17:55,669 --> 00:17:57,164 You know why you're single? 375 00:17:57,205 --> 00:17:58,350 'Cause every time you open your mouth 376 00:17:58,389 --> 00:17:59,982 it's like a woman repellant. 377 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,679 The women go whoosh! Just saying. 378 00:18:01,717 --> 00:18:03,724 I'm just saying. Look, I understand. 379 00:18:03,764 --> 00:18:05,652 It's gotta be hard, especially for two 380 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,986 obviously successful people like yourselves. 381 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,646 I didn't know that's what you were going for. 382 00:18:09,684 --> 00:18:11,724 - Yeah. - Well, thank you. I love you. 383 00:18:11,764 --> 00:18:13,553 You know, this is as good as any time. 384 00:18:13,588 --> 00:18:15,792 I wanted to tell all of you 385 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,316 that they're talking partnership at the law firm. 386 00:18:18,357 --> 00:18:20,266 - No. - And I've been groomed by the COO, 387 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,545 so it's an almost guaranteed slot in there. 388 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,206 - Roxanna: Great. - Work work work. 389 00:18:24,244 --> 00:18:26,000 Mauricio, all you talk about is work. It's a holiday. 390 00:18:26,036 --> 00:18:27,629 What's important is everybody's here together. 391 00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:30,286 We're all together now. That's what's important. 392 00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:32,713 - Yeah. - That's great. 393 00:18:32,756 --> 00:18:35,571 - Doesn't matter. - ( doorbell rings ) 394 00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:38,320 I'm-- I'm gonna go get the door. 395 00:18:38,356 --> 00:18:40,941 - ( ringtone plays ) - Yeah, excuse me. 396 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:44,558 - One second. - Johnny: Uncle Edy, slap the dinosaur. 397 00:18:44,595 --> 00:18:48,075 - ( beeps ) - Hey. Please tell me you heard something. 398 00:18:53,747 --> 00:18:56,911 - Hey. - Hey. 399 00:18:56,947 --> 00:18:59,314 Welcome-- welcome back. 400 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:02,859 - Th-- thank you. - ( child giggles ) 401 00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,755 - Is that-- - That's Hector. 402 00:19:07,794 --> 00:19:10,031 - My son. - Really? 403 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,914 Oh. Hey. 404 00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,833 - Marissa: Say hi. - How are you? Give me five. 405 00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,873 That is a good-looking kid. 406 00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:18,703 Fernando: Had to circle the block two times to find parking. 407 00:19:20,946 --> 00:19:22,320 Hey, welcome back, Jesse. 408 00:19:22,354 --> 00:19:25,583 - Oh. Okay. - Fernando. 409 00:19:25,617 --> 00:19:28,879 Good to meet you. Okay. 410 00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:32,424 Hey, Mami. Hi. 411 00:19:32,466 --> 00:19:34,702 Oh, hey, Mami. 412 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,356 - How are you? - Who's the little boy? 413 00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,335 Let's go upstairs. 414 00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:41,646 Oh! This one is the closest 415 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,469 I ever get to having a grandchild. 416 00:19:43,505 --> 00:19:45,261 Isn't he adorable? 417 00:19:45,297 --> 00:19:48,875 Oh, yes. Very very very cute. 418 00:19:48,913 --> 00:19:51,116 Hector, come on, behave. 419 00:19:51,153 --> 00:19:52,941 Hey, how are you doing? How's your mother? 420 00:19:52,977 --> 00:19:54,951 Great. Thank you for asking, Mr. Rodriguez. 421 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,164 - ( cell phone rings ) - Nice to see you. Oh, excuse me. 422 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,502 - I have to take this. - Let's go say hi. 423 00:19:59,537 --> 00:20:01,675 Yeah, hi. Just give me one second. 424 00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:03,468 ( door closes ) 425 00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:05,642 Ma, since when did Dad get all Dick Cheney on you? 426 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,996 Well, whoever it is, they must be more important than his family. 427 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,015 - I've gotta finish dinner. - Ma, what are you talking about? 428 00:20:11,056 --> 00:20:12,682 - He didn't say that. - Would you like any help? 429 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,149 No. 430 00:20:17,232 --> 00:20:19,566 Roxanna: Is it weird being a mom? 431 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,796 Woman: You were there. You remember Rick. 432 00:20:22,832 --> 00:20:25,734 That jerk. He was such a bad father. 433 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:28,678 As soon as Hector was born, Rick just left. 434 00:20:28,719 --> 00:20:31,086 - Rick just split. - Yeah. 435 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:33,323 But things are going really well with me and Fernando, 436 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,207 and he treats Hector like his own son. 437 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,127 Wow. That's great, girl. 438 00:20:38,159 --> 00:20:39,785 I just really love my job. 439 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,507 Gotta be so cool to have a teacher like you in high school. 440 00:20:44,335 --> 00:20:45,829 You're gonna get this gig, okay? 441 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,358 My agent says he feels really good about it. 442 00:20:48,399 --> 00:20:50,635 You know that Mr. Murphy still asks about you? 443 00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,197 Really? 444 00:20:52,239 --> 00:20:54,475 He says that you were the best actor 445 00:20:54,511 --> 00:20:55,885 to come out of Roberto Clemente. 446 00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:58,307 Oh, that's so sweet. You know what? 447 00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,238 I still have that gold-plated statuette 448 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:02,158 that he gave me for playing Blanche. 449 00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:04,743 - Do you remember? - Do you remember this song? 450 00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:07,499 Do l? It's my song, girl. 451 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,356 - Oh my God. - Turn it up. 452 00:21:09,389 --> 00:21:10,818 ( pop music playing ) 453 00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:12,934 # I wanna sex you up... # 454 00:21:12,973 --> 00:21:15,395 # Now let's pour a glass of wine # 455 00:21:15,438 --> 00:21:18,634 # 'Cause now we're all alone, I've been waiting... # 456 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:21,834 Please tell me you are not auditioning for any musicals. 457 00:21:21,869 --> 00:21:24,236 Stop singing. You're gonna break the mirror. 458 00:21:24,269 --> 00:21:26,374 Were you two kissing? 459 00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:28,104 - Johnny. - I wanna watch. 460 00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:29,570 Johnny, we're having girl time. 461 00:21:29,613 --> 00:21:31,468 - I can share. - No, you can't. 462 00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:33,541 - No! Oh yeah? - Shut up. Whoa! 463 00:21:33,581 --> 00:21:35,818 Don't mess my hair! Don't mess my hair up! 464 00:21:35,853 --> 00:21:37,227 ( yelling ) 465 00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:39,497 - Oh, man. - Help me! 466 00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:40,994 Come on, man! Oh! 467 00:21:41,037 --> 00:21:42,531 Help me out! 468 00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:44,067 - You swing like a girl! - Get out of the way! 469 00:21:44,108 --> 00:21:46,312 You want a piece of me? Huh? Huh? 470 00:21:46,349 --> 00:21:47,909 Don't! Jesse! 471 00:21:47,948 --> 00:21:49,508 Oh my God. 472 00:21:51,628 --> 00:21:54,661 You boys, tomorrow you've got to help me take down this tree. 473 00:21:54,701 --> 00:21:57,156 Come on, Dad. It's a holiday, for crying out loud. 474 00:21:57,196 --> 00:21:59,945 You still do hard work, Mr. Lawyer Man? 475 00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:02,052 Johnny, I work out. What are you trying to say? 476 00:22:02,092 --> 00:22:04,263 - He works out. - Oh yeah, you work out 477 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:07,017 with your $65-an-hour trainer/lover/boyfriend. 478 00:22:07,052 --> 00:22:08,742 ( speaks Spanish ) 479 00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:11,016 ( all laughing ) 480 00:22:12,555 --> 00:22:14,792 I bet your flabby ass isn't lifting 481 00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:16,682 60" plasmas personally 482 00:22:16,715 --> 00:22:18,755 to people's cars, you pudgy bastard. 483 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,316 My ass isn't gonna be here tomorrow chopping down no tree. 484 00:22:21,355 --> 00:22:23,494 Big baby. Listen, I've got a chainsaw. 485 00:22:23,531 --> 00:22:25,670 Oh yeah, the one they used to make Jesus's cross with. 486 00:22:25,707 --> 00:22:28,293 It still works. All it needs is a little oil. 487 00:22:28,331 --> 00:22:30,851 We go to the zoo, kidnap a couple of beavers. 488 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,257 They take it down for free. They drag it away. 489 00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:35,495 I've got a couple of chainsaws. I can come by tomorrow. 490 00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:37,221 Thanks a lot, Nando. 491 00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:38,949 I can swing by too, help you cut this down. 492 00:22:38,986 --> 00:22:40,547 Edy: No, not you, Ozzy. I need you at the store. 493 00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:42,179 Why you want to cut down the tree, Pop? 494 00:22:42,218 --> 00:22:44,520 I promised your mother a view. 495 00:22:44,554 --> 00:22:46,464 And it's old. Look at it. 496 00:22:46,506 --> 00:22:48,099 The base is weak. It's leaning over to one side. 497 00:22:48,138 --> 00:22:49,665 It's no good no more. 498 00:22:49,706 --> 00:22:51,975 Is that you you're talking about or the tree? 499 00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:54,660 All: Oh! Oh! 500 00:22:54,698 --> 00:22:57,065 - ( all chatting ) - Dig into that. 501 00:22:57,098 --> 00:22:58,789 No thanks. Can you believe-- 502 00:22:58,825 --> 00:23:01,924 - I finally got him to sleep. - He's down? Good. 503 00:23:06,698 --> 00:23:08,258 It used to be Logan Boulevard. 504 00:23:08,297 --> 00:23:09,792 It used to be a mattress store. 505 00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:11,044 Somebody made me pay for it. 506 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:21,000 Why is everybody fighting? 507 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,822 They're not fighting. They conversating. 508 00:23:22,857 --> 00:23:26,469 Mom, you may be a drug dealer by giving me that stuff there. 509 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,392 - I thought it was Roxie's. - ( glass clinking ) 510 00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:32,069 Attention, por favor, por favor. 511 00:23:32,105 --> 00:23:34,112 I'd just like to say something. 512 00:23:34,152 --> 00:23:36,291 It's fantastic that we're all together. 513 00:23:36,328 --> 00:23:38,783 Gracia, Dio, that we're safe, home 514 00:23:38,825 --> 00:23:41,672 - and warm, indoors. - Mauricio: Good one, Dad. 515 00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:43,395 - I'd like to propose a toast-- - ( phone rings ) 516 00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:44,742 Johnny: Oh, good timing. 517 00:23:44,776 --> 00:23:48,071 - Excuse me. - ( beeps ) 518 00:23:50,632 --> 00:23:52,933 There's something I'd like to say. 519 00:23:55,015 --> 00:23:57,536 - I'm divorcing your father. - ( Johnny laughing ) 520 00:23:57,576 --> 00:24:00,129 - ( all laughing ) - Mauricio: That's crazy. 521 00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:02,436 That's not a toast, okay? Come on. 522 00:24:02,472 --> 00:24:05,221 That's not even funny. What is that? 523 00:24:05,256 --> 00:24:06,816 Why? Mom, stop, please. 524 00:24:06,855 --> 00:24:08,448 Johnny: That don't sound like a toast to me. 525 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:09,600 ( silence ) 526 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:15,582 - Come on. Stop that, Ma. - Roxanna: Mom. 527 00:24:18,535 --> 00:24:20,869 - Coño. - Why? You've been married for 36 years. 528 00:24:20,903 --> 00:24:22,048 - You can't-- - So? 529 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,908 "So"? You're old. 530 00:24:23,943 --> 00:24:25,317 Who are you calling old? 531 00:24:25,351 --> 00:24:26,812 I've got a lot of life left in me. 532 00:24:26,854 --> 00:24:28,349 Who do you think kept all of this together? 533 00:24:28,391 --> 00:24:29,568 I don't need him. 534 00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:33,724 Well, if that's what you want to do... 535 00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:37,443 - Roxanna: What? -...I can't stop you. 536 00:24:38,502 --> 00:24:42,015 What? What is going on? 537 00:24:42,054 --> 00:24:44,574 I'm gonna step out for a minute, get some air. 538 00:24:44,614 --> 00:24:46,502 Ozzy, come on. 539 00:24:46,534 --> 00:24:49,698 - Excuse me. - Happy? 540 00:24:52,421 --> 00:24:54,494 Dad, did you cheat on her again? 541 00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:56,257 - Papi, you cheated? - You didn't tell me that. 542 00:24:56,293 --> 00:24:57,635 - Sarah, stay out of it. - Roxanna: Papi? 543 00:24:57,669 --> 00:24:59,295 Did you cheat again? 544 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:00,707 Is that what your mother thinks? 545 00:25:00,741 --> 00:25:02,432 Mysterious phone calls all the time. 546 00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:04,192 You disappear in the middle of the day. 547 00:25:04,229 --> 00:25:06,618 Ay, Papi! How could you? How could you? 548 00:25:06,661 --> 00:25:08,449 Don't raise your voice to me in my own house! 549 00:25:08,485 --> 00:25:10,819 You know what? I'm disgusted with both of you. 550 00:25:10,853 --> 00:25:13,089 I'm so disgusted. 551 00:25:13,124 --> 00:25:14,848 What, are you gonna date other people? 552 00:25:14,884 --> 00:25:16,510 For starters. 553 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:19,811 Oh! Excuse me. This is making me sick. 554 00:25:19,844 --> 00:25:22,779 Come on, Jesse. Jump in any time you feel like. 555 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:25,635 Say something, will you? Come on. 556 00:25:25,668 --> 00:25:28,254 - It's their life. - What? "It's their life"? 557 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:30,267 "It's their life"? 558 00:25:30,308 --> 00:25:32,447 Three years in lraq, and this is the wisdom you have to offer? 559 00:25:32,484 --> 00:25:34,972 - Oh! - It's their life. Wow. 560 00:25:35,012 --> 00:25:37,794 That's great. Thanks, Dad, for doing this to us. 561 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:40,577 Thank you for ruining our lives. Thank you so much for that. 562 00:25:40,611 --> 00:25:42,499 Why don't you relax? Why don't you leave Pop alone? 563 00:25:42,531 --> 00:25:44,986 - This isn't about you. - That's it. Take that side. 564 00:25:45,028 --> 00:25:47,100 - Jesse: I'm not taking a side. - Of course you are. 565 00:25:47,139 --> 00:25:49,244 Why don't you two become roommates and go hang out at Starbucks 566 00:25:49,284 --> 00:25:50,909 Iike the losers you are because you screwed up 567 00:25:50,948 --> 00:25:52,442 the best things you ever had in your lives? 568 00:25:52,483 --> 00:25:53,977 Anna: Mo! 569 00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:56,867 I'm gonna take Hector home. 570 00:25:56,899 --> 00:25:59,070 - Yeah. - Thank you for dinner. 571 00:25:59,107 --> 00:26:01,016 - And thanks so much, Mo. - I'm sorry. 572 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,336 Thank you. 573 00:26:05,347 --> 00:26:07,420 I'm sorry, Jesse. I got a little hot-headed. 574 00:26:07,459 --> 00:26:09,564 Just-- just-- bro, just... 575 00:26:10,851 --> 00:26:12,476 I think you've said enough, man. 576 00:26:14,018 --> 00:26:16,058 Jesse, I said I was sorry. 577 00:26:16,099 --> 00:26:18,368 - Hey. Hey. - Jesse: Yeah. 578 00:26:20,099 --> 00:26:21,560 Why'd you have to call out your brother like that? 579 00:26:21,602 --> 00:26:22,812 Because I'm the only one-- 580 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,955 After all he's been through?! 581 00:26:26,338 --> 00:26:28,345 You should concentrate on your own relationship 582 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:29,913 instead of worrying about everybody else's. 583 00:26:38,242 --> 00:26:40,217 Well, merry goddamn Christmas, everybody. 584 00:26:40,258 --> 00:26:42,298 Stop. 585 00:26:42,338 --> 00:26:44,280 Go to your room. 586 00:26:44,321 --> 00:26:46,143 You know what? I'm gonna do you one better, Ma. 587 00:26:47,937 --> 00:26:49,879 Come on, Sarah. Let's go to the Drake. 588 00:26:49,921 --> 00:26:52,222 I haven't finished eating yet. 589 00:26:53,377 --> 00:26:55,100 Yeah, whatever. 590 00:27:02,017 --> 00:27:04,056 Did you like the tostones? 591 00:27:04,097 --> 00:27:06,398 Delectable. 592 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,886 Nata de coco? 593 00:27:15,264 --> 00:27:17,239 I'd love some. 594 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,734 ( beeping ) 595 00:27:20,768 --> 00:27:23,867 Look, do you have a Marriott or a Radisson? 596 00:27:23,904 --> 00:27:25,879 - A Motel 8? - ( door opens ) 597 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,189 Look, I'll take an empty jail cell-- anything you've got. 598 00:27:28,223 --> 00:27:30,492 - Have you gone off your meds? - Yeah, okay. 599 00:27:30,528 --> 00:27:31,902 Thank you very much. 600 00:27:31,936 --> 00:27:34,302 Let me know if anything opens up. 601 00:27:34,335 --> 00:27:35,895 ( clangs ) 602 00:27:35,936 --> 00:27:37,529 Piece of shit. 603 00:27:37,567 --> 00:27:39,706 Sarah, let me have your Crackberry. 604 00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:41,630 I'm gonna call hotels.com, see if they've got anything. 605 00:27:41,663 --> 00:27:43,899 I know you're freaked out about this whole divorce thing, 606 00:27:43,935 --> 00:27:46,302 but don't you think we should stay here and be supportive? 607 00:27:46,335 --> 00:27:49,237 Supportive of them throwing 36 years of their marriage down the toilet? 608 00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:50,806 Are you kidding? Give me that. 609 00:27:50,847 --> 00:27:53,018 Do you want to make things worse for your mother? 610 00:27:53,055 --> 00:27:54,997 Her husband cheated on her. 611 00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:57,690 And this is coming from the woman who reserved two rows 612 00:27:57,726 --> 00:27:59,701 for her parents' exes at our wedding. Just give me that. 613 00:27:59,743 --> 00:28:01,532 - No. - Come on. Give it to me now. 614 00:28:01,566 --> 00:28:03,322 - No. - Sarah, I'm gonna take it from you. 615 00:28:03,358 --> 00:28:05,780 - We're staying here. - No, we're not staying. 616 00:28:05,822 --> 00:28:07,480 You've been bugging me for months to stay in a hotel. 617 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,341 - Shh! - We're not gonna stay-- 618 00:28:09,374 --> 00:28:11,163 - Shh! Do you want them to hear you? - What? 619 00:28:11,198 --> 00:28:13,140 Are you afraid they might find out you think this place... 620 00:28:13,182 --> 00:28:16,597 ( yells ) stinks of fried pork and chuleta, tocineta, puñeta? 621 00:28:16,638 --> 00:28:18,231 ( both panting ) 622 00:28:24,253 --> 00:28:26,358 Well, somebody's been a naughty little girl. 623 00:28:26,398 --> 00:28:29,332 You've been emailing back and forth with this Barry Kravitz, huh? 624 00:28:29,373 --> 00:28:31,894 Didn't you tell me you turned his job offer down months ago 625 00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:34,966 because of the traveling and the crazy hours, the pressure? 626 00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:37,820 They came back. They sweetened the deal. 627 00:28:37,853 --> 00:28:39,762 And heofferedto back 628 00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:42,904 Brian Donaldson and l in our own hedge fund. 629 00:28:42,941 --> 00:28:47,098 We would be managing $300 million just to start. 630 00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:50,035 - $300 mi-- - Yeah. 631 00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:52,378 And use of the private jet too. Look at that. 632 00:28:52,413 --> 00:28:55,260 Pretty sweet. Congratulations. 633 00:28:55,292 --> 00:28:57,048 That's great. 634 00:28:58,493 --> 00:29:00,914 When were you planning to break it to me gently? 635 00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:03,258 I just-- 636 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:07,929 I just needed a little time to think it over alone. 637 00:29:26,459 --> 00:29:28,085 - ( knocks on door ) - ( door opens ) 638 00:29:28,123 --> 00:29:30,490 Requesting a bunk, Lance Corporal. 639 00:29:30,523 --> 00:29:32,279 You're gonna sleep in here? 640 00:29:32,315 --> 00:29:33,842 Your mother threw me out of the bedroom. 641 00:29:33,883 --> 00:29:35,923 And you act surprised. 642 00:29:35,963 --> 00:29:39,760 Mijo, life is full of surprises. 643 00:29:39,803 --> 00:29:42,258 - Oh. - Everybody down at the bodega, 644 00:29:42,299 --> 00:29:44,055 they're all dying to talk to you. 645 00:29:44,090 --> 00:29:46,872 Anyway, this gives us a chance to catch up. 646 00:29:48,794 --> 00:29:51,315 I'm worried about you and Ma. 647 00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,525 Yeah? We're more worried about you. 648 00:29:53,563 --> 00:29:54,708 I'm fine. 649 00:29:56,922 --> 00:29:58,896 You know, Jesse, 650 00:29:58,938 --> 00:30:01,655 we know you've been through a lot. 651 00:30:01,690 --> 00:30:05,334 Your mother and me, we rented "Coming Home." 652 00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:07,475 I'm surprised you didn't rent "Taxi Driver." 653 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,336 Yeah, we rented that too. 654 00:30:09,370 --> 00:30:12,053 It's not good to keep things bottled up inside. 655 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,478 You've seen some stuff-- some really bad stuff. 656 00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:16,180 It's a war, Pop. 657 00:30:16,217 --> 00:30:19,250 And you did your very best. 658 00:30:19,290 --> 00:30:21,559 You did. 659 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,589 It should've been me... 660 00:30:35,257 --> 00:30:37,297 not Lenny. 661 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:41,330 Beating yourself up isn't going to bring him back, mijo. 662 00:30:41,369 --> 00:30:43,311 And if Lenny was here right now, 663 00:30:43,352 --> 00:30:45,327 he'd tell you he'd want you to move on. 664 00:30:45,368 --> 00:30:47,310 His folks... 665 00:30:49,753 --> 00:30:52,949 I can't imagine they're having too many laughs now. 666 00:30:54,136 --> 00:30:55,413 No. 667 00:30:57,112 --> 00:30:59,763 You call them? It might help. 668 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,102 You know, Dad, 669 00:31:02,136 --> 00:31:04,373 it's getting late. 670 00:31:06,008 --> 00:31:07,469 Yeah, okay. 671 00:31:19,447 --> 00:31:22,294 Jesus, Mo, you scared me. 672 00:31:22,327 --> 00:31:23,756 What are you doing up here? 673 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,326 I'm just trying to be alone, okay? 674 00:31:25,367 --> 00:31:26,709 I've got tequila. 675 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:31,089 - All right, you can stay. - I know. 676 00:31:31,127 --> 00:31:34,323 - What a night. - What, is this hell? 677 00:31:34,359 --> 00:31:36,431 - Are we in hell or what? - Yeah. 678 00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:38,194 Hm-mmm. Hm-mmm. 679 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,434 - It's 10 below outside. - No way. No way. 680 00:31:40,470 --> 00:31:42,609 Mom won't let me smoke inside. Go crack open a window! 681 00:31:42,646 --> 00:31:45,068 I'm not cracking a window. I'm not smoking your pollution. 682 00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:47,598 - Fine. Fine. - How about that? I saved your life. 683 00:31:47,638 --> 00:31:49,525 - Crack that. - How come I didn't get an invite? 684 00:31:49,558 --> 00:31:51,085 - None needed. - No jarheads allowed, man. 685 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,849 - Ow! - Easy! 686 00:31:52,886 --> 00:31:56,268 - Give me that. - You having a flashback? 687 00:31:57,846 --> 00:31:59,406 Wow. 688 00:31:59,445 --> 00:32:01,966 It's like all I need is to be smoking a blunt 689 00:32:02,006 --> 00:32:03,893 and listening to Biggie Smalls. 690 00:32:03,926 --> 00:32:06,162 I lost my virginity on that couch. 691 00:32:06,198 --> 00:32:08,718 - Me too! - Oh, God. Hail the syphilis! 692 00:32:08,757 --> 00:32:10,896 - Oh God, hail you. - Move move. 693 00:32:10,933 --> 00:32:12,821 Roxanna: Don't be mad 'cause you were up here all alone 694 00:32:12,853 --> 00:32:14,577 practicing dance moves in your underwear. 695 00:32:14,613 --> 00:32:17,842 - ( vocalizing ) - ( beatboxing ) 696 00:32:17,876 --> 00:32:19,786 Stop it. Stop stop. 697 00:32:21,589 --> 00:32:24,207 - Stop it. - Roxanna: Please don't do it in those. 698 00:32:24,244 --> 00:32:26,000 Hey, that reminds me 699 00:32:26,037 --> 00:32:28,240 I haven't seen Dad in his underwear in a long time. 700 00:32:28,277 --> 00:32:30,579 - It is not pretty. - Is this pretty? 701 00:32:30,612 --> 00:32:32,652 Ma kicked him out of the room and he's staying with me. 702 00:32:32,692 --> 00:32:34,099 He deserves it. 703 00:32:34,133 --> 00:32:37,002 How come you never told us about him cheating before? 704 00:32:37,044 --> 00:32:39,117 'Cause, Rox, I didn't see anything. 705 00:32:39,156 --> 00:32:41,774 I caught him with that little Rosa Salgado, little Pentecostal chick. 706 00:32:41,812 --> 00:32:43,885 Dad just gives me $100. 707 00:32:43,924 --> 00:32:46,193 He says, "Here, don't say nothing." 708 00:32:46,228 --> 00:32:48,497 And you'd think he'd be too old for that shit now. 709 00:32:48,532 --> 00:32:50,801 Rox, they've got Viagra now. 710 00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:53,934 We're gonna be those kids that have to shuttle between houses at Christmas. 711 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,630 No, Rox. No we're not. 712 00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,969 - No? - No, because they're gonna sell this house 713 00:32:58,003 --> 00:32:59,858 and they gonna move into separate apartments. 714 00:32:59,891 --> 00:33:02,030 And we're gonna have to stay in a hotel when we come into town? 715 00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:03,082 No. 716 00:33:03,123 --> 00:33:05,011 I know Mauricio and Sarah wouldn't mind that. 717 00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:07,312 - The walls are thin, bro. - Oh yeah? 718 00:33:07,347 --> 00:33:09,485 - Why don't you mind your business? - Ma's always talking about 719 00:33:09,523 --> 00:33:11,792 moving to Puerto Rico. She might actually do it now. 720 00:33:11,827 --> 00:33:13,834 It'd be kind of sweet to have a place out there. 721 00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:15,762 - Did you just say kinda sweet? - Yeah. 722 00:33:15,795 --> 00:33:18,642 So you're okay with Pops moving into a studio apartment 723 00:33:18,675 --> 00:33:20,584 and heating up leftovers? You're fine with that? 724 00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:22,513 Oh, do you realize this is probably 725 00:33:22,546 --> 00:33:24,651 the last Christmas that we'll spend together? 726 00:33:24,690 --> 00:33:26,665 Why, Rox? Why is it gonna be the last? 727 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:28,845 Why don't we do something? We're gonna let them throw away 728 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,955 36 years of their marriage? We're just gonna sit and talk about it? 729 00:33:30,994 --> 00:33:33,547 He broke her trust! How can she forgive him for that? 730 00:33:33,586 --> 00:33:36,204 - What don't you understand? - Yeah, Ma has every right to leave. 731 00:33:36,242 --> 00:33:38,347 Hey, do you hear yourselves? 732 00:33:38,386 --> 00:33:40,044 You know what you sound like? 733 00:33:40,081 --> 00:33:42,448 You sound like people who aren't married. 734 00:33:42,482 --> 00:33:44,587 Let me tell you about marriage, all right? 735 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:47,276 Sometimes you're in it, you feel like you don't want the same things anymore 736 00:33:47,313 --> 00:33:49,037 and you start going at each other. 737 00:33:49,073 --> 00:33:51,145 And you go at each other, but you stick it through. 738 00:33:51,186 --> 00:33:53,520 And at the end of that you fall in love all over again. 739 00:33:53,554 --> 00:33:55,408 Andthat's marriage, okay? 740 00:33:55,441 --> 00:33:57,961 So don't tell me that Mom and Dad, after all these years, 741 00:33:58,001 --> 00:34:00,554 don't got a little bit of love left for each other, 'cause I'm not buying that. 742 00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:09,066 Preciosos, I made some pastelillos. 743 00:34:11,473 --> 00:34:14,472 Ah. Uh-huh. You're tired. 744 00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:17,000 Why did you have to drag these boys out of bed? 745 00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:18,764 - Mauricio: We're fine, Ma. - Anna: For 25 years, 746 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,288 I've been begging you to cut down that ugly tree, 747 00:34:21,328 --> 00:34:22,757 and all of a sudden you're gonna do it right now? 748 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,905 - Can I help you with that? - No. 749 00:34:24,944 --> 00:34:26,537 You've still got it, Mamita. 750 00:34:28,624 --> 00:34:31,788 Dirty old man. 751 00:34:31,824 --> 00:34:33,612 Here, how about some hot chocolate? 752 00:34:33,648 --> 00:34:35,557 - Come on. - Marissa: Okay, say thank you. 753 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,705 - Thank you. - Hey, Sarah. 754 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:39,598 I made some pastelillos. 755 00:34:39,632 --> 00:34:41,672 - Have one. - No, I'm going for a jog. 756 00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:45,192 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to fix the treadmill in the guest room. 757 00:34:45,231 --> 00:34:46,606 How is she going to get pregnant 758 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:48,232 with all that bouncing up and down? 759 00:34:48,272 --> 00:34:49,646 Enough, all right? Just leave her alone. 760 00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:52,046 Here here here, eat something. 761 00:34:52,079 --> 00:34:54,053 ( speaks Spanish ) 762 00:34:55,567 --> 00:34:57,509 And what, are you drunk? Still drunk? 763 00:34:57,551 --> 00:34:59,274 - Ma, please. - I can't believe you spent all night 764 00:34:59,311 --> 00:35:00,717 getting drunk with your brothers. 765 00:35:00,751 --> 00:35:02,791 Mauricio: She's a bad influence, Ma. 766 00:35:02,831 --> 00:35:04,173 Anna: Hey, Fernando. 767 00:35:04,206 --> 00:35:06,148 You want some hot chocolate? 768 00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:08,427 No thanks. I'm all set, Mrs. Rodriguez. 769 00:35:08,462 --> 00:35:10,731 - ( revving loudly ) - ( groans ) 770 00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:12,327 You're killing me. 771 00:35:12,367 --> 00:35:13,927 Yeah! 772 00:35:13,966 --> 00:35:16,999 This is an SR36 Wood Boss. 773 00:35:19,982 --> 00:35:21,837 Whoa whoa! No! Stop! 774 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,692 Turn it off! Turn it off! 775 00:35:23,726 --> 00:35:26,628 - What's the problem? - It's fine. 776 00:35:26,670 --> 00:35:28,677 But we're gonna use mine. 777 00:35:28,718 --> 00:35:31,619 This is a Sears Chainomatic 3000 778 00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:33,450 - I remember that. - Oh, Dad, come on. 779 00:35:33,486 --> 00:35:35,079 Chuck Norris was on the box. 780 00:35:35,118 --> 00:35:36,743 Everybody, careful. Stand back. 781 00:35:36,782 --> 00:35:38,637 - That looks really dangerous. - ( revs up ) 782 00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:41,352 - Hmm? - ( stops ) 783 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:44,869 Mauricio: You overcompensated a little bit, Dad. 784 00:35:44,909 --> 00:35:47,081 - Coño. - What? What? 785 00:35:47,117 --> 00:35:50,281 - 'Cause he's got a little thingy. - ( speaks Spanish ) 786 00:35:50,317 --> 00:35:52,008 ( buzzing ) 787 00:35:52,045 --> 00:35:53,539 ( revving loudly ) 788 00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:56,387 - Marissa: Oh. - Ooh. 789 00:35:56,429 --> 00:35:58,316 Your man sure is good with his tool, honey. 790 00:35:58,349 --> 00:36:00,683 Mm-hmm, and he's really good with his hands too. 791 00:36:00,717 --> 00:36:02,505 Marissa, there's a child here. 792 00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:04,548 Please, he's three, Ma. He doesn't get innuendo. 793 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,905 Come on, give it some force, man. 794 00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,663 ( chainsaw whines ) 795 00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:16,555 Yo, whoa whoa whoa. 796 00:36:16,588 --> 00:36:18,825 - Step back. - Mauricio: Show him how it's done, Jesse. 797 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:20,747 - Careful. - Be careful. 798 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,919 Mauricio: Show him how it's done. 799 00:36:22,956 --> 00:36:24,996 Roxanna: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 800 00:36:25,036 --> 00:36:26,596 Now that's in innuendo, girl. 801 00:36:26,636 --> 00:36:28,326 I bet my boy Jesse right there-- 802 00:36:28,364 --> 00:36:29,957 $20 my boy Jesse gets that tree down. 803 00:36:29,995 --> 00:36:31,402 I'd take Fernando. 804 00:36:31,436 --> 00:36:33,988 Hey, you back off, Barbie. 805 00:36:34,028 --> 00:36:36,548 I didn't mean it that way. It's just that he's big. 806 00:36:36,587 --> 00:36:39,402 - ( women laughing ) - His muscles are big. 807 00:36:39,436 --> 00:36:41,410 And l-- oh, you guys. 808 00:36:44,363 --> 00:36:46,435 - ( laughs ) - Hey hey hey hey! 809 00:36:46,475 --> 00:36:48,864 Don't hurt yourself, man. 810 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:51,143 What happened? What happened? 811 00:36:51,179 --> 00:36:53,033 It's okay, tough guy. 812 00:36:53,067 --> 00:36:56,165 Let's see it, Nando. Let's see what you've got. 813 00:36:56,203 --> 00:36:58,439 - ( clunks, stops ) - Holy cow. 814 00:36:58,475 --> 00:36:59,936 - Oh no. - What the hell? 815 00:36:59,978 --> 00:37:02,117 - It's cursed, Ma! - Son of a-- 816 00:37:02,154 --> 00:37:03,747 Syphilitic tree. Let me try it. 817 00:37:03,787 --> 00:37:06,023 - Hold on, hold on. - Let a real man do it. 818 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:07,619 Oh no. Stop him, please. 819 00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:09,447 - Oh no, he isn't. - Oh, boy. 820 00:37:09,482 --> 00:37:11,621 - Roxanna: No, Mo. - I got it. All right. 821 00:37:11,658 --> 00:37:12,519 Back off, lraq. 822 00:37:12,554 --> 00:37:13,830 Are you gonna put money down on your husband? 823 00:37:13,866 --> 00:37:15,775 That he seriously hurts himself? 824 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,475 $20. Sure why not? 825 00:37:17,514 --> 00:37:19,554 Mauricio! Put it down. 826 00:37:19,594 --> 00:37:21,634 Relax. Relax, Mom. I've got it. 827 00:37:21,674 --> 00:37:24,227 Roxanna: You can do it. I've got $20 on you. 828 00:37:24,265 --> 00:37:26,469 This little-- the black cord? 829 00:37:26,505 --> 00:37:28,545 Right there. Right there. The black cord. 830 00:37:28,586 --> 00:37:30,789 - ( revving ) - Yeah. 831 00:37:30,825 --> 00:37:33,214 - You hear that? - Whoa whoa whoa! 832 00:37:33,257 --> 00:37:36,704 - ( revving loudly ) - Somebody do something! 833 00:37:36,745 --> 00:37:39,679 Thank you. Thank you. 834 00:37:39,721 --> 00:37:41,957 - ( men yelling ) - Thanks, Sarah. 835 00:37:41,992 --> 00:37:44,032 - Mauricio, put it down! - Sarah: Told you. 836 00:37:44,072 --> 00:37:46,014 - Don't yell at me. - Put it down! 837 00:37:46,057 --> 00:37:47,583 - Get in the house! - I've got it. 838 00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:49,381 - Anna: Put it down. - ( chainsaw stops ) 839 00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,871 You're embarrassing me in front of everybody. 840 00:37:53,992 --> 00:37:56,032 I told you-- get in the house. 841 00:38:18,952 --> 00:38:21,635 Huh? What do you think? 842 00:38:23,015 --> 00:38:25,153 Roxanna: It looks great, Dad. 843 00:38:25,191 --> 00:38:27,874 I don't know what to say. 844 00:38:29,511 --> 00:38:32,380 - Come on. - What? 845 00:38:32,423 --> 00:38:34,757 - Find something to do. - ( laughs ) 846 00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:37,660 - ( shop bell rings ) - Oh, my babies! 847 00:38:37,703 --> 00:38:39,612 ( laughing ) 848 00:38:41,479 --> 00:38:44,675 - Oh, my movie star! - How you doing? 849 00:38:44,710 --> 00:38:46,815 - You look great. - Thanks. 850 00:38:46,855 --> 00:38:50,084 God bless you, baby. You know, I prayed for you every day. 851 00:38:50,118 --> 00:38:52,322 I had to. I know how the military is. 852 00:38:52,358 --> 00:38:56,003 - Yeah. - Hey, y'all! My baby was on the front line! 853 00:38:56,038 --> 00:38:58,755 Figures. They like to cut the dark meat first, 854 00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:01,506 if you know what I'm saying. I'll tell you what it is. 855 00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:04,030 It's Uncle Sam trying to get rid of y'all Latinos. 856 00:39:04,070 --> 00:39:06,885 You know, they lure you in promising you citizenship. 857 00:39:06,918 --> 00:39:09,668 You don't even have to have a green card to serve. 858 00:39:09,701 --> 00:39:12,035 - Oh, come on, Tina. - Oh, you know it's true, white boy. 859 00:39:12,070 --> 00:39:14,491 - ( people chuckle ) - You find everything? 860 00:39:14,534 --> 00:39:15,940 Yeah, I'm cool. 861 00:39:15,973 --> 00:39:17,631 These high-end magazines must be your touch, 862 00:39:17,669 --> 00:39:19,044 'cause the only thing my Pops reads 863 00:39:19,077 --> 00:39:20,987 is "The Sun Times" and "La Opinión." 864 00:39:22,469 --> 00:39:24,640 You want to see something really cool? 865 00:39:24,677 --> 00:39:28,190 Check this out. It's all about what's happening underground 866 00:39:28,229 --> 00:39:31,578 with music, art, theater-- that kind of stuff. 867 00:39:31,621 --> 00:39:34,304 - Mmm. - You ever think about doing theater? 868 00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:35,748 Yeah, I started in theater. 869 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,017 But I'm just focused on film and TV now. 870 00:39:38,052 --> 00:39:40,256 Yeah. You know what you should do? 871 00:39:40,292 --> 00:39:43,260 - Telenovela. - Oh, yeah, right. 872 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,634 - ( both laugh ) - Rogelio, 873 00:39:45,669 --> 00:39:47,294 why didn't you tell me before we slept together 874 00:39:47,332 --> 00:39:49,187 you were once married to my mother! 875 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,075 Because when you climaxed and screamed "l love you, Papi," 876 00:39:51,108 --> 00:39:53,017 - I thought you already knew. - You watch that? 877 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,969 Y'all gotta pay, 'cause I ain't got money for y'all. 878 00:39:55,012 --> 00:39:56,289 That's just crazy. 879 00:40:02,915 --> 00:40:05,632 You all right, baby? Ozzy! 880 00:40:07,588 --> 00:40:09,530 - Whoa whoa. - Tina: Ozzy! 881 00:40:11,011 --> 00:40:12,866 - We gotta go. - What about the beer? 882 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:14,939 - Come on. - You okay? 883 00:40:17,859 --> 00:40:19,549 Yeah. 884 00:40:24,226 --> 00:40:26,943 These were on sale yesterday. You missed it. 885 00:40:32,770 --> 00:40:35,770 I see everyone at the store is still crazy, huh? 886 00:40:35,810 --> 00:40:37,785 - Yeah yeah. - ( beeps ) 887 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:41,535 Look. Your old man finally modernized. 888 00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:44,221 This new system lets you know how much you're wasting, 889 00:40:44,258 --> 00:40:46,014 so you can cost things out better. 890 00:40:46,049 --> 00:40:49,213 Last week we took 3¢ off a pound of pork chops. 891 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:52,152 - You actually know how to use that thing? - Not really. 892 00:40:52,194 --> 00:40:54,779 Ozzy usually prints it out, 893 00:40:54,818 --> 00:40:57,501 but I want everything running like a well-oiled machine 894 00:40:57,537 --> 00:41:00,319 for when you take over. You'll get the hang of this in no time. 895 00:41:00,353 --> 00:41:01,498 And you've always got Ozzy. 896 00:41:01,537 --> 00:41:04,505 So when do you think you can start? 897 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:07,447 Uh, look, Dad, l-- 898 00:41:07,489 --> 00:41:09,628 Look, it'll help you take your mind off things. 899 00:41:12,769 --> 00:41:15,639 - I'm-- I'm sorry. - No, it's... 900 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:20,664 You're barely home, for Christ's sake. 901 00:41:24,129 --> 00:41:27,128 You take-- you rest up. You take your time. 902 00:41:29,824 --> 00:41:31,929 You come to work when you're ready. 903 00:41:34,976 --> 00:41:36,405 Okay. 904 00:41:43,744 --> 00:41:46,810 - Yo, Jesse, let's go hang downtown. - What's up? 905 00:41:46,848 --> 00:41:49,214 I've got a couple of rich honeys waiting for us down there. 906 00:41:49,248 --> 00:41:50,971 - No no, I'm cool, brother. - Why not? 907 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,950 What you mean, you're cool, man? 908 00:41:52,992 --> 00:41:54,879 Come on, bro. 909 00:41:54,912 --> 00:41:56,854 I saw the look. 910 00:41:56,895 --> 00:41:58,651 What look? 911 00:41:58,687 --> 00:42:00,476 What look? 912 00:42:00,511 --> 00:42:03,740 Well, don't do it, okay? 913 00:42:03,775 --> 00:42:05,662 - What? - I know Marissa is all cool. 914 00:42:05,695 --> 00:42:08,412 She's still fine after all her baby-mama drama. 915 00:42:08,447 --> 00:42:10,171 - Whatever. - Come on, bro. 916 00:42:10,207 --> 00:42:12,214 APuerto Ricanwoman-- 917 00:42:12,254 --> 00:42:14,775 she's never gonna forgive that you dropped her, bro. 918 00:42:14,815 --> 00:42:16,702 - That you dumped her like that. - I didn't-- 919 00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:19,452 Forget that, all right? Even if you guys were 920 00:42:19,486 --> 00:42:21,755 to get back together, she's gonna seem nice, 921 00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,831 but she gonna make you pay for that shit every day. 922 00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:25,299 They're like that, bro. 923 00:42:25,342 --> 00:42:26,586 You don't know what are you talking about. 924 00:42:26,622 --> 00:42:28,727 What do you mean? A million years from now 925 00:42:28,766 --> 00:42:31,765 aliens could come down, they resurrect her ass. 926 00:42:31,806 --> 00:42:34,140 What's the first thing she's gonna say? 927 00:42:34,173 --> 00:42:36,475 "Where is that son of a bitch Jesse?" 928 00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,582 No. We could be friends, bro. 929 00:42:38,621 --> 00:42:40,629 "We could be friends." 930 00:42:40,670 --> 00:42:43,866 That's white people shit. 931 00:42:43,902 --> 00:42:45,789 - All right, Johnny. - Come on. Jesse, yo! 932 00:42:45,822 --> 00:42:47,731 What? 933 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,162 ( geese honking ) 934 00:42:50,205 --> 00:42:52,572 Jesse: Marissa! Hey! 935 00:42:52,606 --> 00:42:54,493 Jesse, what are you doing here? 936 00:42:54,525 --> 00:42:56,348 I remembered you used to take this path to work. 937 00:42:56,381 --> 00:42:59,228 - Can I talk to you for a second? - No, I'm late for work. 938 00:42:59,261 --> 00:43:01,148 - Well, we can walk and talk. - No no no. 939 00:43:01,181 --> 00:43:04,083 I thought that I could do this friend thing, but I can't. 940 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:06,613 Five years together and you break up with me in a letter. 941 00:43:06,653 --> 00:43:08,376 You didn't even have the guts to tell me before you left. 942 00:43:08,413 --> 00:43:10,268 You think I knew what the hell I wanted? 943 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:12,634 I was 23, claustrophobic, 944 00:43:12,669 --> 00:43:14,611 Mauricio and Roxanna were off doing their thing. 945 00:43:14,652 --> 00:43:16,692 I just needed to get out too! 946 00:43:16,732 --> 00:43:18,739 I thought all my life's major questions were answered. 947 00:43:18,781 --> 00:43:20,690 I had you, I had the bodega. 948 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:23,187 If I was gonna make it, I had to move on! 949 00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:25,617 - And I knew that you did too. - You-- 950 00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:27,383 you tore my world apart! 951 00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:29,624 And there was nothing that I could do about it. 952 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:31,863 Believe me, if I had known the way things were gonna turn out, 953 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,321 - I would have never gone. - I suppose I can't even get mad at you 954 00:43:34,364 --> 00:43:37,429 - because you're a goddamn war hero. - I'm not. 955 00:43:37,468 --> 00:43:38,962 Please. 956 00:43:43,132 --> 00:43:45,685 A guy in my unit died because of me! 957 00:44:14,682 --> 00:44:16,591 My buddy Lenny. 958 00:44:17,978 --> 00:44:20,018 He was this funny kid from Wisconsin. 959 00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:21,913 He always wore 960 00:44:21,946 --> 00:44:25,011 his high school basketball jersey underneath his fatigues. 961 00:44:26,682 --> 00:44:28,787 Anyway... 962 00:44:28,825 --> 00:44:32,437 we had taken up position in this abandoned house. 963 00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:36,408 Insurgents had left all this food behind. 964 00:44:37,850 --> 00:44:39,737 We were hunkered in there for the night, 965 00:44:39,770 --> 00:44:42,552 so Whitey, our squad leader, 966 00:44:42,585 --> 00:44:44,473 said that he would treat us to a home-cooked meal. 967 00:44:44,505 --> 00:44:47,669 I was on lookout at the window. 968 00:44:47,705 --> 00:44:51,317 Lenny made me switch with him. 969 00:44:52,985 --> 00:44:56,018 I maybe had, like, three bites 970 00:44:56,056 --> 00:44:58,958 and some asshole launched an RPG right through the window. 971 00:44:59,001 --> 00:45:01,302 Lenny's-- 972 00:45:01,337 --> 00:45:03,726 Lenny's body was blown back to the table. 973 00:45:06,456 --> 00:45:09,620 And do you know how I felt? 974 00:45:12,184 --> 00:45:14,159 I was happy. 975 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,534 I-I was so happy 976 00:45:16,568 --> 00:45:18,226 to be alive. 977 00:45:18,264 --> 00:45:20,403 I'm so sorry, Jesse. 978 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,735 ( sighs ) Yeah. 979 00:45:23,768 --> 00:45:25,840 I was the lucky one. 980 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,014 Yeah. 981 00:45:30,199 --> 00:45:32,588 His poor family. 982 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,702 Have you talked to them? 983 00:45:35,735 --> 00:45:37,491 No. 984 00:45:37,527 --> 00:45:39,315 It wouldn't make a difference. 985 00:45:42,199 --> 00:45:44,086 - Yeah. - Yeah. 986 00:45:44,119 --> 00:45:46,290 He was their only son. 987 00:45:57,783 --> 00:46:00,782 - Mauricio: Ahem. - ( family whispering ) 988 00:46:00,822 --> 00:46:02,163 Edy: Jesse. 989 00:46:07,062 --> 00:46:09,364 Hey, Father Torres. Good to see you. 990 00:46:09,398 --> 00:46:11,765 Nice to have you home, son. Any more soy sauce? 991 00:46:11,798 --> 00:46:14,099 Jesse, look. I've taken it upon myself 992 00:46:14,134 --> 00:46:16,403 to bring Father Torres here to talk to Mom and Dad. 993 00:46:16,437 --> 00:46:18,772 - So just go with it, please. Okay? - And where's Mom? 994 00:46:18,805 --> 00:46:21,293 Roxanna: She went out for happy hour with Cheryl and Gladys. 995 00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:22,959 - Seriously? - Yeah. 996 00:46:22,997 --> 00:46:24,785 She can go if she wants. She's a grown woman. 997 00:46:24,821 --> 00:46:27,188 You know she's gonna kill you, right? 998 00:46:27,221 --> 00:46:28,879 Yeah, I'll take my chances. Go sit down. 999 00:46:28,917 --> 00:46:31,338 Okay, everybody, just-- please. 1000 00:46:31,381 --> 00:46:33,454 Hi, baby. 1001 00:46:33,493 --> 00:46:36,079 I'm sorry I embarrassed you this morning. 1002 00:46:36,117 --> 00:46:39,183 It's okay, Mom. I just wanted to tell you that Father Torres is here. 1003 00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:41,162 Ay, Dios mio. Who died? 1004 00:46:41,205 --> 00:46:44,401 Nobody died, Ma. Before you say no-- don't say no-- 1005 00:46:44,436 --> 00:46:46,803 I brought Father Torres here to talk to you and Dad about the divorce, okay? 1006 00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:48,659 - Please, Ma. - No! 1007 00:46:48,692 --> 00:46:50,896 You've got to think this through before you go through with it. 1008 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,656 - Did he tell you to do this? - No, Dad had nothing to do with it. 1009 00:46:52,692 --> 00:46:54,318 - I'm going upstairs. - Ma, you're not going anywhere. 1010 00:46:54,356 --> 00:46:56,014 You're going out there to talk to Father Torres. 1011 00:46:56,052 --> 00:46:57,459 Do you know the mouth on that man? 1012 00:46:57,492 --> 00:46:59,216 The whole neighborhood's going to know. 1013 00:46:59,252 --> 00:47:00,845 - This is about your family. - I didn't make any food. 1014 00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,313 It doesn't matter. Sarah ordered Chinese food. 1015 00:47:02,355 --> 00:47:04,079 - She gave him takeout? - Yes, Ma. 1016 00:47:04,116 --> 00:47:06,255 Go out there. Be brave. 1017 00:47:06,292 --> 00:47:10,220 Father Torres, so nice to see you. 1018 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:12,082 Do you, um... 1019 00:47:12,115 --> 00:47:15,279 I could fix you some real food if you'd like. 1020 00:47:15,315 --> 00:47:18,217 Don't trouble yourself. I'll be fine with a couple of these eggrolls 1021 00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:20,845 and some more coquito. Your son tells me 1022 00:47:20,883 --> 00:47:22,891 that you and Edy are contemplating divorce. 1023 00:47:22,931 --> 00:47:25,135 Oh no no, Father, no. 1024 00:47:25,171 --> 00:47:27,375 I am getting a divorce. 1025 00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:30,313 See, my husband broke his vows 1026 00:47:30,355 --> 00:47:32,177 and sinned against God. 1027 00:47:32,211 --> 00:47:33,902 Father, it's Christmas. How about a little sermon 1028 00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:36,786 about Jesus being born so we can be forgiven for our sins? 1029 00:47:36,818 --> 00:47:38,673 I'm not changing my mind. 1030 00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:43,178 Now I am sorry, Father, 1031 00:47:43,219 --> 00:47:45,422 that my son dragged you all the way out here 1032 00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:49,735 for takeout because these women can't cook. 1033 00:47:49,778 --> 00:47:51,818 It's the least I can do. 1034 00:47:51,858 --> 00:47:53,582 No wonder I don't have a grandchild. 1035 00:47:53,618 --> 00:47:55,854 That's what you can do for me, Father. 1036 00:47:55,890 --> 00:47:57,319 Can I get some more rum for my coquito? 1037 00:47:57,362 --> 00:48:00,013 Pray that I will hold 1038 00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:02,570 - a grandchild before I'm dead. - Here we go again. 1039 00:48:02,610 --> 00:48:04,715 Maybe there are reasons why they're holding back on having children. 1040 00:48:04,753 --> 00:48:07,339 He'd rather take care of a hedge fund than a baby. 1041 00:48:07,378 --> 00:48:09,963 - You went crying to your mother? - I didn't go crying. 1042 00:48:10,002 --> 00:48:12,009 - It wasn't really crying. - Can you blame him? 1043 00:48:12,049 --> 00:48:13,991 What did you expect? 1044 00:48:14,033 --> 00:48:16,783 With all this traveling and all these hours 1045 00:48:16,817 --> 00:48:19,665 with a hedge fund, the only sex he'll be having is on the phone. 1046 00:48:19,697 --> 00:48:21,672 - ( laughs ) - Oh, no no. 1047 00:48:21,713 --> 00:48:23,568 He'll be lucky if he gets that. 1048 00:48:24,593 --> 00:48:27,048 You know, the only reason 1049 00:48:27,088 --> 00:48:28,844 that he wants a baby now 1050 00:48:28,881 --> 00:48:31,368 is so that he can try to one-up Jesse 1051 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,645 in pleasing you and Edyberto. 1052 00:48:33,681 --> 00:48:35,852 - What the hell's she talking about? - That's not true, Sarah. 1053 00:48:35,888 --> 00:48:37,895 - Yes it is. - You take one psych course at Brandeis 1054 00:48:37,937 --> 00:48:40,653 - and you're Sigmund Freud? - Excuse us, Father. 1055 00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:43,109 Anna, Edy, perhaps you should think about the family. 1056 00:48:43,152 --> 00:48:44,493 - We'd be fine. - No we wouldn't be fine. 1057 00:48:44,528 --> 00:48:46,535 You'd still have your mommy to run home to. 1058 00:48:46,576 --> 00:48:48,518 Look, daddy's girl, I know for a fact I'm not the only one 1059 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:49,803 you call when you're strapped for cash. 1060 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,400 She needed money for head shots. 1061 00:48:51,439 --> 00:48:53,000 You sent her money behind my back? 1062 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,927 - Don't talk to me anymore. - Do you see? 1063 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,993 Do you see the lies that I have to put up with, Father? 1064 00:48:58,032 --> 00:49:02,090 What does Roxanna need money for a head shot for? 1065 00:49:02,127 --> 00:49:04,516 - She's a star. - Ma, I'm not a star. 1066 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,250 Okay? I'm not a star. That's it. 1067 00:49:06,288 --> 00:49:08,491 Everybody thinks I live this glamorous life in Hollywood 1068 00:49:08,527 --> 00:49:11,080 when I can barely pay my rent on a dumpy studio 1069 00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:13,607 and the payments on a 1999 Kia. 1070 00:49:15,567 --> 00:49:17,672 - What? - God! 1071 00:49:17,710 --> 00:49:19,718 You know what? I just wish I could have my life 1072 00:49:19,759 --> 00:49:22,442 handed to me on a silver platter like Jesse over here. 1073 00:49:22,479 --> 00:49:24,551 - Oh, hell yeah. - Yeah. 1074 00:49:24,590 --> 00:49:26,761 The prodigal son returns and the rest of us just get pushed to the side 1075 00:49:26,799 --> 00:49:29,003 'cause the little prince is here. Everything for the little prince. 1076 00:49:29,038 --> 00:49:31,340 - Is that what you think? - Yeah, that's what I think, Jesse. 1077 00:49:31,374 --> 00:49:32,935 Why don't one of you come home and take care of the bodega? 1078 00:49:32,974 --> 00:49:34,468 Can we all just calm down? 1079 00:49:34,510 --> 00:49:37,260 Because you're off living your own lives, right? 1080 00:49:37,294 --> 00:49:39,018 What about my life? 1081 00:49:39,054 --> 00:49:42,851 I try to get out and do l end up in New York or LA? 1082 00:49:42,894 --> 00:49:44,323 No, I end up in lraq. 1083 00:49:44,366 --> 00:49:46,253 And what do I got to show for it? 1084 00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:49,253 And you think I can just come home and run the bodega? 1085 00:49:49,293 --> 00:49:52,043 - Bodegas are good businesses. - I'm not gonna run the bodega! 1086 00:49:52,077 --> 00:49:53,932 And that's the voice of God, ladies and gentlemen. 1087 00:49:53,966 --> 00:49:56,071 - Maybe we should say a prayer. - Shut up! 1088 00:49:59,373 --> 00:50:01,348 So what are you gonna do? 1089 00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:07,299 I'm gonna-- 1090 00:50:08,525 --> 00:50:10,794 I'm gonna go back to lraq. 1091 00:50:12,332 --> 00:50:14,787 I'm gonna sign up for another tour. 1092 00:50:16,749 --> 00:50:19,302 - Mijo, that's not gonna change anything. - Maybe. 1093 00:50:21,324 --> 00:50:24,390 But at least there I feel like I have some purpose. 1094 00:50:24,428 --> 00:50:26,567 - Jesse. - No. 1095 00:50:26,604 --> 00:50:28,546 No no no no. 1096 00:50:35,308 --> 00:50:38,090 ( crying ) I just wish we hadn't let him 1097 00:50:38,124 --> 00:50:40,196 sign up in the first place. 1098 00:50:40,236 --> 00:50:43,651 There are a lot of things I wish I hadn't done. 1099 00:50:43,692 --> 00:50:45,994 Well, you can't take them back now, can you? 1100 00:50:46,027 --> 00:50:48,994 What's done is done. 1101 00:50:49,035 --> 00:50:51,239 Where's Mauricio? 1102 00:50:51,276 --> 00:50:53,479 Look, I'm sorry about what I said. 1103 00:50:53,515 --> 00:50:55,522 I do want to have a baby. 1104 00:50:55,563 --> 00:50:58,597 I just don't understand why it has to be this second, 1105 00:50:58,635 --> 00:51:01,123 when I've got this huge opportunity. 1106 00:51:01,163 --> 00:51:04,458 I'm not stupid. I understand that I can't have it all. 1107 00:51:04,491 --> 00:51:06,912 That at 36, my fertility 1108 00:51:06,954 --> 00:51:09,573 is going into a freefall 1109 00:51:09,611 --> 00:51:11,553 and that I may have to use the eggs 1110 00:51:11,594 --> 00:51:13,317 of some attractive lvy League student 1111 00:51:13,355 --> 00:51:15,427 who wants to get ahead on paying off their student loans. 1112 00:51:15,467 --> 00:51:18,762 - Look, I'd be happy to adopt. - ( crying ) 1113 00:51:18,794 --> 00:51:21,991 But Mauricio being a Latin doesn't feel the same way. 1114 00:51:23,370 --> 00:51:26,686 I promise we will have children. 1115 00:51:26,730 --> 00:51:29,447 It may not be this second, 1116 00:51:29,482 --> 00:51:32,002 but we will someday, okay? 1117 00:51:33,802 --> 00:51:36,420 That doesn't make you feel any better? 1118 00:51:37,962 --> 00:51:40,831 Jesse's going to sign up for another tour in lraq. 1119 00:51:48,170 --> 00:51:50,177 I'm so sorry. 1120 00:51:53,673 --> 00:51:55,266 Mauricio and the kids went down to Julio's Bar. 1121 00:51:55,305 --> 00:51:57,193 You want me to drive you down there? 1122 00:51:57,193 --> 00:51:59,080 ( Latin music playing ) 1123 00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:08,256 ( singing in Spanish ) 1124 00:52:13,384 --> 00:52:15,326 This music is beautiful. 1125 00:52:15,368 --> 00:52:17,823 Anna and l, we danced the first time we met to this song. 1126 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,505 Mauricio was conceived to this song. 1127 00:52:21,544 --> 00:52:23,715 Okay, I don't think I needed to hear all that. 1128 00:52:23,752 --> 00:52:25,639 ( groans ) 1129 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,015 ( horn honks ) 1130 00:52:34,088 --> 00:52:36,226 In the glove compartment, there's medicine. 1131 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,634 - Which one? - The green cap. 1132 00:52:45,671 --> 00:52:48,037 - ( groans ) - Here. 1133 00:53:02,822 --> 00:53:05,026 Don't tell anyone, Sarah. 1134 00:53:05,063 --> 00:53:06,753 Please. 1135 00:53:12,326 --> 00:53:14,879 Does Anna know? 1136 00:53:14,918 --> 00:53:18,082 I just want to enjoy Christmas with my family. 1137 00:53:18,118 --> 00:53:20,965 Not that they make it so easy. 1138 00:53:26,949 --> 00:53:29,437 ( cheering ) 1139 00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:35,008 I love you guys so much. 1140 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:37,249 - I love you too, Sarah. - I do. 1141 00:53:37,285 --> 00:53:39,674 - We love you too, baby. It's okay. - Let's dance. 1142 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:42,106 - No, I don't want to-- - Get a room. 1143 00:53:42,149 --> 00:53:44,124 Come on. Come on. 1144 00:53:44,165 --> 00:53:47,329 All right. I don't need to be here. 1145 00:53:47,364 --> 00:53:48,990 I think he slipped her a hit of E. 1146 00:53:49,028 --> 00:53:51,003 - Think he wants a kid that bad? - Yeah. 1147 00:53:51,045 --> 00:53:53,947 All you got to do is look at a Puerto Rican girl to get her pregnant. 1148 00:53:53,988 --> 00:53:56,159 - Shut up. - Come on, come on. 1149 00:53:56,197 --> 00:53:58,564 - Whoo-hoo. - Johnny: Mira. 1150 00:53:58,596 --> 00:54:00,603 This is what a real women looks like with a burka. 1151 00:54:00,645 --> 00:54:02,467 Right? You go, lady. Come on, you go now. 1152 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:03,962 Wrap our soldier boy over there 1153 00:54:04,004 --> 00:54:05,597 with some red, white and blue love. 1154 00:54:05,636 --> 00:54:08,222 Your friend here says you got shot up pretty bad. 1155 00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:10,147 Oh, yeah yeah yeah. They shot off his dick. 1156 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:13,115 But then they replaced it with a bionic one 1157 00:54:13,156 --> 00:54:15,327 and he could jack up a car and change the tire 1158 00:54:15,364 --> 00:54:17,022 at the same time. 1159 00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:18,947 Really? 1160 00:54:18,980 --> 00:54:22,046 ( speaks Spanish ) 1161 00:54:22,083 --> 00:54:24,953 I'm just kidding. Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1162 00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:27,646 He's still got all his factory parts, right, Papi? 1163 00:54:27,683 --> 00:54:29,439 So you wanna dance? 1164 00:54:29,475 --> 00:54:31,166 Roxanna: Jesse, don't you dare. Jesse. 1165 00:54:31,203 --> 00:54:33,276 - I'm-- I'm cool. - Come on, bro. 1166 00:54:33,315 --> 00:54:36,162 - Go, man, go. - Roxanna: He's cool. 1167 00:54:36,195 --> 00:54:38,137 You heard him, he's cool. 1168 00:54:38,179 --> 00:54:40,765 - ( dance music playing ) - Oh no. 1169 00:54:40,803 --> 00:54:44,065 That's my song. That's my song, y'all. 1170 00:54:44,098 --> 00:54:46,465 - Yo, that's my song. - Oh no. 1171 00:54:46,499 --> 00:54:49,914 Oh, yes. Go get 'em, Mo. 1172 00:54:52,386 --> 00:54:54,077 ( laughing ) 1173 00:54:59,714 --> 00:55:01,502 Come on. Come on. 1174 00:55:01,538 --> 00:55:05,247 Johnny: Oh, he likes that. 1175 00:55:05,282 --> 00:55:07,900 Come on, Mo. Yeah! 1176 00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:11,550 You got moves. You go, boy, yeah! 1177 00:55:13,986 --> 00:55:16,506 All: Go Mo. Go Mo. 1178 00:55:19,937 --> 00:55:22,108 - Oh! - Oh! 1179 00:55:27,521 --> 00:55:29,179 Go Mo. Go Mo. 1180 00:55:29,216 --> 00:55:32,380 Oh! 1181 00:55:34,976 --> 00:55:38,107 - Ay yi yi yi yi... - Whoo! 1182 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,913 God, it feels good to be back. 1183 00:55:41,952 --> 00:55:43,861 - Help me, Sarah. - That was great. 1184 00:55:43,905 --> 00:55:46,938 My coccyx. I broke my coccyx. 1185 00:55:46,976 --> 00:55:49,943 All I'm asking is if a shot is $5, 1186 00:55:49,984 --> 00:55:51,991 - how much for a sip? - A sip? 1187 00:55:52,032 --> 00:55:54,421 Yeah, a sip. Just a half a shot maybe. 1188 00:55:54,464 --> 00:55:56,984 Can you please take that thing down? 1189 00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:59,391 Why? You the biggest star to come out of this neighborhood. 1190 00:55:59,424 --> 00:56:01,334 Can I buy you a round? 1191 00:56:01,376 --> 00:56:04,343 Wow. I can't believe it. You guys are gonna pay for something? 1192 00:56:04,383 --> 00:56:06,205 I'm only cheap when it comes to me. 1193 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,996 - How much is her drink? - $8. 1194 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:10,136 - What if she doesn't drink all of it? - Never mind. 1195 00:56:10,176 --> 00:56:12,477 Could I please have some change for the jukebox? 1196 00:56:12,512 --> 00:56:14,300 Thanks. 1197 00:56:17,471 --> 00:56:19,064 Is there something you want to tell me? 1198 00:56:19,103 --> 00:56:20,990 No. 1199 00:56:21,023 --> 00:56:23,030 - Is there something you want to tell me? - About? 1200 00:56:23,071 --> 00:56:25,176 Ozzy. 1201 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:28,062 Come on, you have to admit he's really hot. 1202 00:56:28,095 --> 00:56:29,621 He's a thug. 1203 00:56:29,663 --> 00:56:31,702 No, he hasn't been messed up in that shit for a while. 1204 00:56:31,743 --> 00:56:33,019 Yeah, well, we'll see how long that lasts. 1205 00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:34,942 - What does that mean? - Nothing. 1206 00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:37,462 Just seeing Alexis again made me remember how bad things got. 1207 00:56:37,502 --> 00:56:39,891 ( ringtone plays ) 1208 00:56:39,934 --> 00:56:41,844 My agent. 1209 00:56:45,630 --> 00:56:47,485 - They called. - And? 1210 00:56:47,518 --> 00:56:49,428 Roger rushed off to his anger management class 1211 00:56:49,470 --> 00:56:51,641 - and didn't say anything. - Is that it? 1212 00:56:51,678 --> 00:56:54,263 You told me to call you if I heard anything. 1213 00:56:54,301 --> 00:56:56,756 Well, you know, maybe they called about something else. 1214 00:56:56,798 --> 00:56:59,099 Or maybe they just didn't want to ruin my Christmas. 1215 00:56:59,134 --> 00:57:01,435 Please. All right look, girl, I've got to jump. 1216 00:57:01,470 --> 00:57:03,641 - I'll hit you later. - Wait. 1217 00:57:03,678 --> 00:57:05,717 Bye. 1218 00:57:05,758 --> 00:57:08,921 This ain't Cali, girl. They ain't gonna arrest you for smoking inside. 1219 00:57:08,957 --> 00:57:10,997 I had to use the phone. 1220 00:57:11,037 --> 00:57:12,924 - Want to go for a walk? - No. 1221 00:57:12,957 --> 00:57:14,418 I don't want to leave my girl. 1222 00:57:14,461 --> 00:57:16,849 - Oh, really? - Really. 1223 00:57:16,893 --> 00:57:19,348 Maybe we should give 'em some space. 1224 00:57:20,541 --> 00:57:22,613 Come on, let's go. 1225 00:57:22,652 --> 00:57:24,692 - Come on. - I don't know. 1226 00:57:24,732 --> 00:57:26,904 Cabby! 1227 00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:39,511 Jesse: Someplace a little more quiet. 1228 00:57:39,548 --> 00:57:41,458 Come on, I just want to talk to you. 1229 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,474 Hola, mi amor. 1230 00:57:43,516 --> 00:57:45,425 Hey. 1231 00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:48,820 - Jesse. - Hey. 1232 00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:51,315 Can I buy you guys a drink? 1233 00:57:51,355 --> 00:57:53,941 - I'm cool. - No. 1234 00:57:57,371 --> 00:57:59,892 Ozzy: So why did it take you three years to come back? 1235 00:57:59,931 --> 00:58:02,680 God, I've just been crazy busy, you know? 1236 00:58:02,715 --> 00:58:05,300 If it's not one thing, it's something else. 1237 00:58:05,339 --> 00:58:08,634 Shit, who am I kidding? 1238 00:58:08,667 --> 00:58:11,220 I'm sure you've heard everything. 1239 00:58:11,259 --> 00:58:13,593 You'll catch a break. You just-- 1240 00:58:13,626 --> 00:58:15,088 you just got to hang in there. 1241 00:58:15,131 --> 00:58:16,691 Caught a break. 1242 00:58:16,731 --> 00:58:19,316 What if I'm waiting on something that never happens? 1243 00:58:19,355 --> 00:58:20,816 How much more time should I waste? 1244 00:58:20,858 --> 00:58:22,898 A year? Two? 10? 1245 00:58:22,938 --> 00:58:26,713 Stuck in the same place while everybody else's life is moving forward. 1246 00:58:26,747 --> 00:58:28,437 So what are you gonna do? Move back? 1247 00:58:28,475 --> 00:58:30,362 Yeah, maybe. I don't know. 1248 00:58:30,395 --> 00:58:32,369 That wouldn't be the worst thing, right? 1249 00:58:35,226 --> 00:58:37,495 I never thought I'd hear that coming from you. 1250 00:58:37,530 --> 00:58:40,279 I'm 29 years old 1251 00:58:40,314 --> 00:58:42,866 and I'm sick and tired of someone else deciding my fate 1252 00:58:42,906 --> 00:58:46,037 when I'm just as good if not better 1253 00:58:46,073 --> 00:58:47,699 than most of the actresses out there. 1254 00:58:47,737 --> 00:58:49,941 - They don't know me. - You are good. 1255 00:58:49,978 --> 00:58:52,847 Like that time that you played that homeless chick in "One Way Ticket." 1256 00:58:52,889 --> 00:58:54,864 - You saw that? - Are you kidding? 1257 00:58:54,905 --> 00:58:57,010 You killed it. You're like the Puerto Rican Meryl Streep. 1258 00:58:57,049 --> 00:58:58,511 Yeah, right. 1259 00:58:58,553 --> 00:59:01,073 Your parents made us watch the DVD like five times. 1260 00:59:01,113 --> 00:59:03,121 - Of course they did. - Yeah. 1261 00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:08,340 Look, don't tell anybody what I said. 1262 00:59:08,377 --> 00:59:11,410 All right? I'm all over the place right now. 1263 00:59:12,729 --> 00:59:14,933 I'll think about it. 1264 00:59:16,825 --> 00:59:18,767 You'll think about it? 1265 00:59:18,808 --> 00:59:21,623 - Don't make me kick your ass. - You got to catch me. 1266 00:59:21,656 --> 00:59:23,380 - Kick my ass. - Don't make-- 1267 00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:26,231 - Kick my ass. What? - I will kick your ass. 1268 00:59:26,264 --> 00:59:29,559 Why are you running? Why are you running? 1269 00:59:48,983 --> 00:59:51,088 We didn't use protection. 1270 00:59:51,128 --> 00:59:54,575 Nope. You said you wanted to make a baby. 1271 00:59:54,615 --> 00:59:56,655 I was completely loaded. 1272 00:59:56,695 --> 00:59:58,702 In vino veritas. 1273 00:59:58,743 --> 01:00:00,598 Oh, really? Oh, really? 1274 01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:02,933 And I probably told the bartender he looked like George Clooney. 1275 01:00:02,966 --> 01:00:05,071 Mm-hmm. Among other things. 1276 01:00:05,111 --> 01:00:07,216 What's the date? What's the date? 1277 01:00:07,254 --> 01:00:09,327 What is the date? 1278 01:00:09,367 --> 01:00:11,538 It's Christmas Eve, December 24th. 1279 01:00:11,574 --> 01:00:14,738 Okay, that public library event, I had my period. 1280 01:00:14,775 --> 01:00:16,684 - What are you doing? - That's 19 days. 1281 01:00:16,726 --> 01:00:18,831 Okay, I'm okay. We're okay. 1282 01:00:18,871 --> 01:00:21,969 I think we're okay. I hope we're okay. 1283 01:00:22,006 --> 01:00:24,624 Mauricio, how could you take advantage of me like that? 1284 01:00:24,662 --> 01:00:26,091 I didn't take advantage of you. 1285 01:00:26,134 --> 01:00:28,043 - You took advantage of me. - Oh! 1286 01:00:28,086 --> 01:00:30,125 You don't want to make a baby anymore? 1287 01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:32,173 Oh, well, I just think it's something 1288 01:00:32,213 --> 01:00:34,602 that we should be discussing while I'm sober. 1289 01:00:34,645 --> 01:00:36,620 Okay, all right, all right. You're sober now. 1290 01:00:36,661 --> 01:00:38,548 Let's discuss this. 1291 01:00:38,581 --> 01:00:40,686 Do you or don't you want to make a baby with me? 1292 01:00:40,725 --> 01:00:43,092 I don't-- I don't want to talk about this. 1293 01:00:43,125 --> 01:00:45,296 I feel like shit. 1294 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:47,221 Oh my God. 1295 01:00:47,253 --> 01:00:49,642 The colors in this room are inducing a migraine. 1296 01:00:49,685 --> 01:00:52,020 Does that mean we're not gonna try again? 1297 01:00:52,053 --> 01:00:54,420 Oh, eat me. 1298 01:00:56,468 --> 01:00:58,257 Don't even think about it. 1299 01:00:58,292 --> 01:01:00,845 - ( Latin music playing ) - ( people celebrating ) 1300 01:01:04,885 --> 01:01:07,372 Woman: Merry Christmas, everyone. 1301 01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:11,308 Oh, you got moves. 1302 01:01:11,348 --> 01:01:13,999 No bad. Now you spin. 1303 01:01:16,468 --> 01:01:18,476 Coquito, ladies? 1304 01:01:24,692 --> 01:01:26,666 Ozzy. 1305 01:01:26,708 --> 01:01:28,944 Ozzy, gracia, amigo. 1306 01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:30,889 Thank you, Edy. 1307 01:01:33,748 --> 01:01:36,465 - Uli, Uli. Feliz Navidad. - Thank you. 1308 01:01:36,499 --> 01:01:38,604 - Tina. - ( phone rings ) 1309 01:01:38,643 --> 01:01:41,775 Hello? Excuse me. I'll be right back. 1310 01:01:41,811 --> 01:01:43,720 - Come on, baby. - No. 1311 01:01:43,763 --> 01:01:45,585 - Coquito? - Oh no. 1312 01:01:45,619 --> 01:01:47,561 - You think I don't know? - Know what? 1313 01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:50,058 That every year your father gets me drunk at the Christmas party 1314 01:01:50,099 --> 01:01:52,335 so I don't notice how light my envelope is. 1315 01:01:52,371 --> 01:01:55,567 - Come on. - Huh-uh, not gonna have any of that stuff 1316 01:01:55,603 --> 01:01:58,090 until I see the size of my Christmas bonus. 1317 01:01:58,130 --> 01:02:00,040 All right. Okay. 1318 01:02:00,082 --> 01:02:01,773 Not gonna trick me again. 1319 01:02:12,146 --> 01:02:14,251 Dad. 1320 01:02:14,290 --> 01:02:16,297 The rest of the checks. 1321 01:02:16,338 --> 01:02:18,727 - Yeah, I got it. - All right. 1322 01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:20,176 Go. You go. 1323 01:02:20,210 --> 01:02:21,736 Go hang out with Johnny or something. 1324 01:02:21,778 --> 01:02:23,338 Don't feel like you've got to stick around here. 1325 01:02:23,377 --> 01:02:26,225 Dad, look, I know you're not happy about me going back. 1326 01:02:26,257 --> 01:02:28,461 Of course I'm not. 1327 01:02:31,217 --> 01:02:33,454 Jesse, I'm your father. I want you safe. 1328 01:02:33,489 --> 01:02:35,212 I want you here. 1329 01:02:37,009 --> 01:02:39,659 I'm sorry. 1330 01:02:39,697 --> 01:02:42,031 How can I make you understand? 1331 01:02:42,064 --> 01:02:45,163 You can't. Just like I can't make you stay. 1332 01:02:50,096 --> 01:02:53,162 There's a point when all a father can do is just get out of the way. 1333 01:02:57,328 --> 01:02:59,532 Thanks, Dad. 1334 01:03:08,048 --> 01:03:09,738 I'd better give Tina her check. 1335 01:03:09,776 --> 01:03:11,237 Otherwise she's gonna start the revolution. 1336 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:16,139 Any word? 1337 01:03:16,175 --> 01:03:18,215 No, I'm just texting my girl. 1338 01:03:18,255 --> 01:03:19,717 What are you telling her? 1339 01:03:19,759 --> 01:03:21,898 How much you had last night in the fine city of Chicago? 1340 01:03:21,935 --> 01:03:25,383 No, I'm telling her how freaking freezing it is here. 1341 01:03:25,423 --> 01:03:27,659 Cali had made you all soft, girl. 1342 01:03:27,695 --> 01:03:30,346 You move back here, you'll be wearing hot pants in this weather. 1343 01:03:30,383 --> 01:03:32,838 Yeah, well, hopefully I'll get this show. 1344 01:03:32,879 --> 01:03:34,668 Yeah, I hope so. 1345 01:03:34,703 --> 01:03:36,776 Hey, I had a really good time last night. 1346 01:03:36,815 --> 01:03:39,236 - Great time last night. - Me too. 1347 01:03:39,279 --> 01:03:40,805 Really good time. 1348 01:03:40,847 --> 01:03:42,537 But I just don't want you to get the wrong impression. 1349 01:03:42,575 --> 01:03:46,284 Nah, come on. You're like a sister to me. 1350 01:03:46,319 --> 01:03:47,977 Yeah, that's what I told Jesse this morning. 1351 01:03:48,014 --> 01:03:50,381 That you're like a brother and it's just weird. 1352 01:03:50,415 --> 01:03:52,171 Don't even worry about it. 1353 01:03:52,206 --> 01:03:54,759 - I'm gonna grab a drink. - Okay. 1354 01:03:54,798 --> 01:03:56,871 I'll see you later? 1355 01:03:59,086 --> 01:04:00,646 Okay. 1356 01:04:02,574 --> 01:04:05,225 ( singing in Spanish ) 1357 01:04:05,262 --> 01:04:08,197 ( Sarah singing in Spanish ) 1358 01:04:10,158 --> 01:04:13,005 ( laughs ) Mira eso. 1359 01:04:13,038 --> 01:04:15,787 Sarah, you've been practicing for the parranda. 1360 01:04:15,822 --> 01:04:18,920 I'm trying. I didn't exactly grow up singing Christmas carols. 1361 01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:21,227 No, you're doing great. 1362 01:04:21,261 --> 01:04:23,301 I can't tell you what this means to me. 1363 01:04:23,341 --> 01:04:26,276 I look forward to the parranda all year. 1364 01:04:26,317 --> 01:04:28,738 You must be looking for this. 1365 01:04:28,781 --> 01:04:30,853 Thank you. 1366 01:04:30,892 --> 01:04:34,405 Listen, thank you for keeping my secret. 1367 01:04:34,444 --> 01:04:36,452 Look, Edyberto, 1368 01:04:36,493 --> 01:04:39,362 I really appreciate your trust in me. 1369 01:04:39,404 --> 01:04:42,568 Who else can I trust? You're the only one who's not Puerto Rican in this house. 1370 01:04:42,605 --> 01:04:45,452 But I really think you need to tell them. 1371 01:04:45,485 --> 01:04:47,688 I'll tell them soon enough. 1372 01:04:47,724 --> 01:04:50,113 Life is short, Sarah. 1373 01:04:50,156 --> 01:04:53,003 I don't want anything to get in the way of them having a good time. 1374 01:04:53,036 --> 01:04:55,523 - You understand? - Pop, where are the mitten warmers? 1375 01:04:55,564 --> 01:04:57,222 Yeah, coming. 1376 01:04:57,260 --> 01:04:59,170 No no no no no. 1377 01:04:59,212 --> 01:05:01,601 - Keep practicing. - Mm-hmm. 1378 01:05:01,644 --> 01:05:04,011 ( both singing in Spanish ) 1379 01:05:09,419 --> 01:05:11,143 - ( doorbell ringing ) - Anna: Guys, come on. Hurry up. 1380 01:05:11,179 --> 01:05:13,699 Vamos pa' la parranda. 1381 01:05:13,739 --> 01:05:16,008 Here we go. Here we go. 1382 01:05:17,899 --> 01:05:19,786 Anna, Roxanna, vámonos. 1383 01:05:19,819 --> 01:05:22,240 ( all talking ) 1384 01:05:25,099 --> 01:05:28,841 - There they go. - # The first noel... # 1385 01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:33,631 - Merry Christmas. - # The angels did say # 1386 01:05:33,675 --> 01:05:38,431 # Was to certain poor shepherds # 1387 01:05:38,474 --> 01:05:42,849 # In fields where they lay # 1388 01:05:42,890 --> 01:05:47,167 - # Noel, noel... # - La parranda! 1389 01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:52,807 # Noel, noel # 1390 01:05:52,841 --> 01:05:56,485 # Born isthe king # 1391 01:05:56,522 --> 01:05:59,239 # Of lsrael. # 1392 01:05:59,273 --> 01:06:02,502 ( cheers ) 1393 01:06:02,538 --> 01:06:07,360 # Come all ye faithful # 1394 01:06:07,401 --> 01:06:11,711 # Joyful and triumphant # 1395 01:06:11,753 --> 01:06:14,087 # O come ye # 1396 01:06:14,121 --> 01:06:16,641 # O come ye # 1397 01:06:16,681 --> 01:06:21,089 #To Bethlehem# 1398 01:06:21,129 --> 01:06:25,798 #Come and behold him# 1399 01:06:25,832 --> 01:06:30,087 # Born the king of angels # 1400 01:06:30,121 --> 01:06:34,757 # O come let us adore him # 1401 01:06:34,792 --> 01:06:39,102 # O come let us adore him... # 1402 01:06:40,936 --> 01:06:42,245 Ozzy, come on. 1403 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,778 Come on. 1404 01:06:47,815 --> 01:06:49,244 They're over here. Give me the baby. 1405 01:06:49,287 --> 01:06:50,662 - Come on. - They're right there. 1406 01:06:50,695 --> 01:06:55,845 # O come all ye faithful # 1407 01:06:55,880 --> 01:07:00,135 # Joyful and triumphant # 1408 01:07:00,167 --> 01:07:05,218 # O come all ye faithful # 1409 01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:09,411 # Joyful and triumphant # 1410 01:07:09,447 --> 01:07:14,432 # O come all ye faithful # 1411 01:07:14,471 --> 01:07:18,300 # Joyful and triumphant... # 1412 01:07:24,550 --> 01:07:27,397 ( church bell tolling ) 1413 01:07:41,733 --> 01:07:46,883 # Joyful and triumphant. # 1414 01:07:46,918 --> 01:07:50,114 ( cheering ) 1415 01:07:56,965 --> 01:07:57,221 ( Latin music playing ) 1416 01:07:57,221 --> 01:07:58,912 ( Latin music playing ) 1417 01:08:50,211 --> 01:08:53,026 - Have you seen your brother? - Yeah, he's over there. 1418 01:08:55,971 --> 01:08:57,727 Why aren't you two dancing? 1419 01:08:57,762 --> 01:08:59,191 And compete with them? 1420 01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:07,168 Excuse me. 1421 01:09:07,203 --> 01:09:09,570 Where did you get these earrings? I want to get a pair for Gladys. 1422 01:09:09,602 --> 01:09:11,707 - They're beautiful. - Okay, you know the-- 1423 01:09:11,747 --> 01:09:13,885 What's going on? 1424 01:09:13,923 --> 01:09:16,410 We're going to midnight mass. 1425 01:09:16,450 --> 01:09:19,712 Hey, Edy. I see you've met my new novio. 1426 01:09:19,746 --> 01:09:21,633 Tony. 1427 01:09:21,666 --> 01:09:23,640 A pleasure. 1428 01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:25,689 - You coming to church? - Please. 1429 01:09:25,730 --> 01:09:28,632 He hasn't been to midnight mass in over 20 years. 1430 01:09:28,674 --> 01:09:30,845 - I'd love to come. - Great. 1431 01:09:30,882 --> 01:09:32,856 Vámonos. 1432 01:09:36,002 --> 01:09:38,719 Roxanna. Roxanna. 1433 01:09:38,753 --> 01:09:40,215 - Bye, Ma. - Bye. 1434 01:09:45,409 --> 01:09:48,092 Yo, say thanks, baby. 1435 01:09:48,129 --> 01:09:50,268 Come on, Rox. What you got, baby? 1436 01:10:14,592 --> 01:10:16,697 So you still got some moves, huh? 1437 01:10:18,303 --> 01:10:19,929 Depends on who my partner is. 1438 01:10:19,967 --> 01:10:21,560 ( chuckles ) 1439 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,502 I'm sure you say that to all the boys on the base. 1440 01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:31,643 - Stay away from my girl. - We were just dancing. 1441 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,966 Go get Ozzy. Go get Ozzy. 1442 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:38,203 Hey hey hey! 1443 01:10:38,239 --> 01:10:40,661 - You seen Ozzy? - No, Mama, I ain't seen him. 1444 01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:42,874 Oh shit! 1445 01:10:45,247 --> 01:10:47,287 Ma. 1446 01:10:47,327 --> 01:10:49,083 You got to pick up the pace, Ma. 1447 01:10:49,118 --> 01:10:51,223 I'm trying. You got to be patient. 1448 01:10:51,263 --> 01:10:53,913 I can't wait for the sopadito you're gonna cook for me upstairs. 1449 01:10:53,951 --> 01:10:56,504 We can have a party, you and me. After all, it's Christmas. 1450 01:10:56,542 --> 01:10:59,030 You should apply at the post office. 1451 01:10:59,070 --> 01:11:01,306 They hire extra people at the holidays. 1452 01:11:01,342 --> 01:11:03,960 No, I will. I'll do that on Monday. Okay, Mom? 1453 01:11:03,998 --> 01:11:06,900 I hope so. 1454 01:11:06,942 --> 01:11:09,146 Oh, merry Christmas. 1455 01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:11,069 Hey, Ma, you go inside, okay? 1456 01:11:11,101 --> 01:11:13,109 Start that sopadito. I got to talk to my boy here. 1457 01:11:13,150 --> 01:11:14,710 You sure? You want to come in now? 1458 01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:17,084 No no, he's busy. He's a busy guy. 1459 01:11:17,117 --> 01:11:19,222 ( speaking Spanish ) 1460 01:11:26,941 --> 01:11:29,080 Can't let you kill me in front of my mom, man. 1461 01:11:31,901 --> 01:11:32,981 So you know why I'm here? 1462 01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:36,729 I guess it's payback time. 1463 01:11:36,764 --> 01:11:38,073 I'm ready, man. 1464 01:11:38,109 --> 01:11:40,280 I had 10 years to be ready. 1465 01:11:40,317 --> 01:11:42,837 Let's go. 1466 01:11:54,428 --> 01:11:56,338 He was like a father and mother to me. 1467 01:11:56,380 --> 01:11:59,828 It was either him or me, man. It could have gone either way. 1468 01:11:59,868 --> 01:12:01,723 He was all I had. 1469 01:12:01,756 --> 01:12:04,342 I got nothing. 1470 01:12:04,380 --> 01:12:06,868 I got nothing! 1471 01:12:06,908 --> 01:12:09,144 Do what you got to do, brother. 1472 01:12:24,859 --> 01:12:26,898 ( phone ringing ) 1473 01:12:49,754 --> 01:12:51,827 Come on. 1474 01:12:54,906 --> 01:12:57,394 - That you calling? - Yeah, what the hell? 1475 01:12:57,434 --> 01:12:59,823 - You okay? - Yeah. 1476 01:13:24,121 --> 01:13:25,943 ( splashes ) 1477 01:13:30,425 --> 01:13:32,978 - You must be cold. - I'm fine. 1478 01:13:50,264 --> 01:13:52,817 ( radio playing ) 1479 01:14:03,576 --> 01:14:05,779 ( turns radio off ) 1480 01:14:05,815 --> 01:14:07,954 How could you do it? 1481 01:14:07,991 --> 01:14:10,260 Anna, you're the only woman I've ever loved. 1482 01:14:10,295 --> 01:14:14,125 And Suzy Lee? You think I don't know her name? 1483 01:14:18,038 --> 01:14:21,551 There'll be plenty of time to discuss this after the holidays. 1484 01:14:21,591 --> 01:14:25,235 I just want us to enjoy the kids. 1485 01:14:25,270 --> 01:14:27,954 Enjoy Christmas. 1486 01:14:32,342 --> 01:14:35,059 Afterthe kidsaregone, 1487 01:14:35,094 --> 01:14:38,739 you and I have nothing left to say to each other. 1488 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:05,199 ( door opens ) 1489 01:15:05,237 --> 01:15:06,993 Jesse: You can't focus. 1490 01:15:07,029 --> 01:15:09,036 Mauricio: I got this. 1491 01:15:09,077 --> 01:15:09,364 - A little of this. - You're gonna get caught. 1492 01:15:09,364 --> 01:15:11,950 - A little of this. - You're gonna get caught. 1493 01:15:11,989 --> 01:15:14,509 You'd better be careful. Oh oh, oh-oh. 1494 01:15:14,549 --> 01:15:16,556 What's going on? Heard you got into a fight with Fernando. 1495 01:15:16,596 --> 01:15:19,498 - Yeah yeah yeah. - Fess up. 1496 01:15:19,540 --> 01:15:21,995 Well, when you love a woman you've got to do anything for her, right? 1497 01:15:22,037 --> 01:15:23,946 I guess so. 1498 01:15:23,988 --> 01:15:25,581 Mauricio knows what I'm talking about. 1499 01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:28,337 Never lose that feeling, mijo. 1500 01:15:29,652 --> 01:15:31,474 You know how I got this? 1501 01:15:31,508 --> 01:15:32,937 Let me take a wild guess. 1502 01:15:32,980 --> 01:15:35,598 Yeah, why don't you just take a stab in the dark? 1503 01:15:35,636 --> 01:15:38,735 Wrestling Manuel Santos on the pier at Ponce. 1504 01:15:38,771 --> 01:15:41,870 - He was the featherweight... -...champion of the world. 1505 01:15:41,907 --> 01:15:45,256 You laugh, you laugh. The point is I never let him steal my girl. 1506 01:15:45,299 --> 01:15:47,688 - Never let him steal my girl. - I'm proud of you. 1507 01:15:51,379 --> 01:15:53,681 Now I can't even take down a goddamn tree 1508 01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:55,657 to give your mother a view. 1509 01:15:55,699 --> 01:15:58,666 We should just go out there ourselves and take that tree down. 1510 01:15:58,707 --> 01:16:01,227 Let's go take that tree down now. 1511 01:16:01,267 --> 01:16:02,990 Great idea. Let's do it, Pop. 1512 01:16:03,026 --> 01:16:04,336 I've got some chains in the basement. 1513 01:16:04,371 --> 01:16:06,640 Wrap them around, tie them up to the car. 1514 01:16:06,675 --> 01:16:08,976 - Come on. - Come on, get up. 1515 01:16:11,218 --> 01:16:13,258 ( whistles ) 1516 01:16:13,298 --> 01:16:15,338 You good? All right, Pop. 1517 01:16:15,378 --> 01:16:17,680 - We're all good. - Let me know when it's tight. 1518 01:16:17,715 --> 01:16:19,602 - Okay. - Pedal to the metal. Come on. 1519 01:16:19,635 --> 01:16:21,609 Go go go go. 1520 01:16:21,650 --> 01:16:24,967 Go go go go. Hey hey hey! 1521 01:16:25,010 --> 01:16:28,141 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Stop stop. 1522 01:16:28,178 --> 01:16:30,633 What are you doing? 1523 01:16:30,674 --> 01:16:32,648 - What the hell are you doing? - What? 1524 01:16:32,689 --> 01:16:35,145 - Sure you don't want me to drive? - No, I got it. 1525 01:16:35,186 --> 01:16:38,219 I can't wait to see your mother's face in the morning when she sees this. 1526 01:16:38,257 --> 01:16:41,105 - Mom's gonna freak. - ( laughing ) 1527 01:16:42,066 --> 01:16:43,854 ( tires squealing ) 1528 01:16:43,890 --> 01:16:47,053 Jesse: Keep going. Go go go. 1529 01:16:47,089 --> 01:16:49,904 - That's it, that's it. - Come on, Pop. 1530 01:16:49,937 --> 01:16:51,792 - Keep going. - A little more. 1531 01:16:51,825 --> 01:16:54,542 - You got nothing, man. - Come on, Dad. 1532 01:16:54,577 --> 01:16:57,195 You're looking good. Go! 1533 01:16:57,233 --> 01:17:00,462 - Go go go go! - Go! 1534 01:17:06,673 --> 01:17:09,422 - ( grunts ) - Dad! Dad! 1535 01:17:09,457 --> 01:17:11,846 You could've been killed. What were you thinking? 1536 01:17:11,888 --> 01:17:13,830 You wanted a view. I was gonna give you a view. 1537 01:17:13,872 --> 01:17:15,498 Sorry, Mom, I shouldn't have helped him. 1538 01:17:15,536 --> 01:17:17,423 I helped too. You got to take blame for everything as well? 1539 01:17:17,456 --> 01:17:19,114 Don't listen to them. I would've done it without them. 1540 01:17:19,152 --> 01:17:20,581 And I still will. You watch me. 1541 01:17:20,624 --> 01:17:22,697 You better make sure you get his head checked. 1542 01:17:22,736 --> 01:17:24,973 This is his medicine. 1543 01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:27,342 They might need this. 1544 01:17:49,167 --> 01:17:51,622 ( siren wails ) 1545 01:18:06,766 --> 01:18:09,384 Ma! ( speaks Spanish ) 1546 01:18:09,422 --> 01:18:11,975 - What happened? - Is Dad okay? 1547 01:18:13,454 --> 01:18:15,974 Sit down. All of you, please. 1548 01:18:20,366 --> 01:18:22,373 He didn't seem that banged up, Mom, come on. 1549 01:18:22,414 --> 01:18:23,624 What is it? Just say it. 1550 01:18:23,662 --> 01:18:25,003 I hate when you do this. Just say it. 1551 01:18:27,021 --> 01:18:29,094 Your father has cancer. 1552 01:18:32,685 --> 01:18:34,889 What? 1553 01:18:36,173 --> 01:18:39,042 And here I was going to leave him. 1554 01:18:47,532 --> 01:18:49,572 God's punishing me. 1555 01:18:52,813 --> 01:18:55,333 - They called his doctor in. - Doctor? 1556 01:18:56,973 --> 01:18:59,045 So he knew? 1557 01:19:02,540 --> 01:19:04,744 How did he keep this from us? 1558 01:19:04,780 --> 01:19:07,813 I don't know. 1559 01:19:07,852 --> 01:19:09,542 Me. 1560 01:19:15,212 --> 01:19:18,660 Hey, Uncle Edy, that tree looked a whole lot worse than you did. 1561 01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:20,936 But it didn't go down, so you better not go down. 1562 01:19:24,011 --> 01:19:26,150 - Oh, hi, Suzy Lee. - Hey, Edy. 1563 01:19:26,187 --> 01:19:29,220 I'm Dr. Lee, your dad's oncologist. 1564 01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:31,048 It's nice to finally meet you all. 1565 01:19:31,083 --> 01:19:33,188 He's told me so many great things about you. 1566 01:19:33,227 --> 01:19:35,169 We just want to know the prognosis. 1567 01:19:35,211 --> 01:19:38,789 - Has he metastasized? - Has he started chemo? 1568 01:19:38,827 --> 01:19:42,175 I know you've got a million questions and I am more than happy to answer them. 1569 01:19:42,219 --> 01:19:45,121 I think your dad needs some rest. 1570 01:19:45,163 --> 01:19:47,748 Why don't we meet down in the cafeteria in about 20 minutes? 1571 01:19:47,787 --> 01:19:49,696 I'm Anna, his wife. 1572 01:19:49,738 --> 01:19:51,494 Of course, Anna. It's good to meet you. 1573 01:19:51,531 --> 01:19:53,440 - We'll talk in a few minutes. - Okay. 1574 01:19:56,170 --> 01:19:58,472 Roxanna: She seems nice. 1575 01:19:58,506 --> 01:20:00,481 She's a gynecologist? 1576 01:20:00,522 --> 01:20:02,977 - Johnny. - I'm just kidding. Come on. 1577 01:20:06,378 --> 01:20:08,614 Give me a few moments with your mother. 1578 01:20:08,650 --> 01:20:10,690 Yeah. 1579 01:20:13,802 --> 01:20:16,257 Hey, let's go. 1580 01:20:17,450 --> 01:20:19,653 Papi! 1581 01:20:19,689 --> 01:20:21,347 Ay, mijo. 1582 01:20:21,385 --> 01:20:23,295 It's okay. It's okay. 1583 01:20:26,537 --> 01:20:29,570 It's okay. Go on. 1584 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:39,041 Mi amor. 1585 01:20:45,801 --> 01:20:47,459 Estúpido. 1586 01:20:47,496 --> 01:20:49,951 Why didn't you tell me? 1587 01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,815 I wanted us to enjoy the time we have. 1588 01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:00,544 ( groans ) 1589 01:21:00,584 --> 01:21:02,885 How do you think it's enjoyable 1590 01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,767 for me to think you're with another woman? 1591 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,069 I'm sorry. 1592 01:21:08,103 --> 01:21:11,267 But when you started going on about the divorce, 1593 01:21:11,303 --> 01:21:13,954 I thought, maybe this is a good thing. 1594 01:21:15,687 --> 01:21:17,247 Maybe this way she'll know 1595 01:21:17,287 --> 01:21:19,654 that she can be happy when I'm not around. 1596 01:21:19,687 --> 01:21:22,175 You silly man. 1597 01:21:23,783 --> 01:21:25,638 What am I going to do with you? 1598 01:21:35,942 --> 01:21:38,495 How could you not tell me, Sarah? You didn't tell me. 1599 01:21:38,534 --> 01:21:40,923 When are you going to trust in the fact that I love you? 1600 01:21:40,966 --> 01:21:44,098 Your dad loves you, Mauricio. 1601 01:21:44,134 --> 01:21:47,167 Just because I love my job doesn't mean I love you less. 1602 01:21:47,206 --> 01:21:49,923 You'll see that when we have kids of our own. 1603 01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:51,813 Don't worry about the kid thing. 1604 01:21:51,845 --> 01:21:54,595 I'm getting used to the idea of not having kids anyway. 1605 01:21:56,934 --> 01:21:59,323 I want to start trying right away. 1606 01:22:02,438 --> 01:22:04,128 Life is short, right? 1607 01:22:04,166 --> 01:22:06,980 - Yeah. - Let's just do it. 1608 01:22:07,013 --> 01:22:09,631 Wow, when are you gonna turn the job down? 1609 01:22:11,045 --> 01:22:13,413 I'm still gonna take the job. 1610 01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:22,979 - Wow, not even a dent. - Yeah. 1611 01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:33,369 To make the pernil taste great you've got to puncture it like this. 1612 01:22:33,413 --> 01:22:35,682 And then you put the garlic cloves in it. 1613 01:22:35,716 --> 01:22:38,018 Okay, now the pasteles, you need to-- 1614 01:22:38,052 --> 01:22:40,867 We got it, Mami. Now go back to the hospital. 1615 01:22:40,900 --> 01:22:43,104 - Please. - ( ringtone chiming ) 1616 01:22:43,140 --> 01:22:45,441 - Is that your agent? - Yeah. 1617 01:22:45,476 --> 01:22:48,378 Ay, Diosito. Let it be good news. 1618 01:22:48,420 --> 01:22:50,624 - We need good news today. - Amen. 1619 01:22:50,659 --> 01:22:53,180 Hey, Sarah. 1620 01:22:53,220 --> 01:22:55,937 Um, I'll really glad you're here. 1621 01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:15,484 Hey. 1622 01:23:15,522 --> 01:23:17,377 How you holding up? 1623 01:23:17,411 --> 01:23:20,094 God, if I see any more sofrito, I think I'll scream. 1624 01:23:20,130 --> 01:23:22,170 I don't know how my mom does it. 1625 01:23:22,211 --> 01:23:24,316 I heard you didn't get the part. 1626 01:23:26,211 --> 01:23:28,960 No, I got the part. I just didn't take it. 1627 01:23:28,995 --> 01:23:30,369 What? 1628 01:23:30,402 --> 01:23:32,312 It was for the seventh lead on a TV show 1629 01:23:32,354 --> 01:23:35,201 that'll probably be off the air after three episodes anyway. 1630 01:23:35,234 --> 01:23:36,859 It wasn't all that. 1631 01:23:36,898 --> 01:23:39,167 Yeah, it was. 1632 01:23:39,202 --> 01:23:41,569 I can't say I'm mad at you. 1633 01:23:41,602 --> 01:23:44,089 - You better not be. - I'm not. 1634 01:23:56,801 --> 01:23:59,190 Well well well. 1635 01:23:59,233 --> 01:24:02,080 - What do we got here? - Get a life, Jesse. 1636 01:24:02,113 --> 01:24:04,502 - Shut up, man. - Oh yeah. 1637 01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:13,369 ( doorbell rings ) 1638 01:24:15,361 --> 01:24:17,084 - Hey. - Hey. 1639 01:24:18,753 --> 01:24:20,858 Fernando here? 1640 01:24:20,896 --> 01:24:22,838 He's at his cousin's house. 1641 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,767 He's gonna be by soon 1642 01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:26,939 and you know he's not gonna be happy if he finds you here. 1643 01:24:26,976 --> 01:24:29,725 My mom just wanted me to bring this by for Hector. 1644 01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:33,240 You really didn't have to do that. 1645 01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:35,352 - Ooh, a truck. - Oh, yeah. 1646 01:24:35,391 --> 01:24:37,758 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1647 01:24:47,008 --> 01:24:49,015 I know things got messed up with the fight, 1648 01:24:49,055 --> 01:24:52,601 but I was hoping you'd still come by the house. 1649 01:24:52,639 --> 01:24:55,127 - We're going to Fernando's parent's place. - Oh. 1650 01:24:59,998 --> 01:25:02,333 I'm looking at you 1651 01:25:02,367 --> 01:25:05,433 and I realize the one thing I haven't said is... 1652 01:25:05,470 --> 01:25:07,837 I'm sorry. 1653 01:25:10,655 --> 01:25:12,182 I'm sorry, Marissa. 1654 01:25:15,230 --> 01:25:17,369 Look, Jesse, 1655 01:25:17,406 --> 01:25:19,610 it's like when we-- 1656 01:25:19,646 --> 01:25:22,297 when we fall in love, 1657 01:25:22,334 --> 01:25:24,886 we take a chance that we might get hurt. 1658 01:25:26,173 --> 01:25:27,766 But we choose to do it anyway. 1659 01:25:27,806 --> 01:25:30,173 And it's just like with you and Lenny. 1660 01:25:30,206 --> 01:25:32,889 When he switched watch with you, 1661 01:25:32,926 --> 01:25:34,649 he knew that he was taking a risk. 1662 01:25:34,686 --> 01:25:36,791 Then he took your place 1663 01:25:36,829 --> 01:25:38,552 and you're still here. 1664 01:25:40,189 --> 01:25:42,677 He gave you a second chance. 1665 01:25:42,717 --> 01:25:44,888 ( phone ringing ) 1666 01:25:44,925 --> 01:25:46,834 Why would you want to throw that away? 1667 01:25:54,364 --> 01:25:56,437 Hello? Hey. 1668 01:25:56,477 --> 01:25:59,128 Can you pick up some milk? 1669 01:25:59,164 --> 01:26:01,204 Thanks. 1670 01:26:04,668 --> 01:26:06,807 Yeah. 1671 01:26:14,332 --> 01:26:17,266 I'm glad you found somebody to make you happy. 1672 01:26:19,228 --> 01:26:21,267 I just wish it could've been me. 1673 01:26:27,132 --> 01:26:29,368 You should probably go. 1674 01:26:29,404 --> 01:26:31,291 Yeah. 1675 01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:38,993 Goodbye, Marissa. 1676 01:26:42,651 --> 01:26:44,756 Goodbye. 1677 01:27:45,784 --> 01:27:48,206 Uh... 1678 01:27:48,248 --> 01:27:50,223 hello. 1679 01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:53,974 Mrs. Brewer? 1680 01:27:54,008 --> 01:27:56,048 Hi, it's Jesse. 1681 01:27:56,088 --> 01:27:58,903 I'm Lenny's friend. 1682 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:13,650 Mauricio: You like these? Mom, how'd you know my size? 1683 01:28:13,688 --> 01:28:15,346 Anna: It's real comfortable too. 1684 01:28:15,383 --> 01:28:16,757 I used to be small. Now it's extra large. 1685 01:28:16,791 --> 01:28:18,547 What is this? 1686 01:28:18,583 --> 01:28:21,202 Oh, looks big. Looks big. 1687 01:28:21,239 --> 01:28:24,141 - Oooh. - Oh. 1688 01:28:24,183 --> 01:28:26,801 Achristening gown. 1689 01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,011 Mauricio told me about your plans. 1690 01:28:29,047 --> 01:28:30,957 Yeah, um-- 1691 01:28:30,999 --> 01:28:33,071 we've never really talked about baptism. 1692 01:28:33,110 --> 01:28:34,517 No we didn't. No we didn't. 1693 01:28:34,551 --> 01:28:36,438 But we're not gonna bar mitzvah the kid. 1694 01:28:36,471 --> 01:28:38,511 Come on, who ever heard of a Puerto Rican Jew? 1695 01:28:38,551 --> 01:28:41,169 - Geraldo Rivera. - Juan Epstein. 1696 01:28:41,206 --> 01:28:43,028 That's a television character. Stay out of it, thank you. 1697 01:28:43,062 --> 01:28:45,844 Actually, in San Juan there are a lot of Puerto Rican Jews. 1698 01:28:45,879 --> 01:28:47,951 - Oh, Ma. - ( car horn playing tune ) 1699 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:49,583 That's Johnny. 1700 01:28:49,623 --> 01:28:51,892 That necklace that Edy gave you is so beautiful. 1701 01:28:51,926 --> 01:28:54,348 - That's not all she's getting. - Roxanna: Dad! 1702 01:28:54,390 --> 01:28:57,805 I meant the tree. You said you wanted a view. 1703 01:28:57,846 --> 01:29:00,148 I'm gonna call those guys back after the holidays and take it down. 1704 01:29:00,182 --> 01:29:02,287 Huh-uh. It's old, 1705 01:29:02,326 --> 01:29:04,365 it's ugly, but it's my tree. 1706 01:29:04,406 --> 01:29:06,445 And I love it. 1707 01:29:06,486 --> 01:29:08,209 Who needs a view anyway? 1708 01:29:08,246 --> 01:29:09,904 Whatever you wish. 1709 01:29:09,941 --> 01:29:11,315 Uncle Edy, Uncle Edy. 1710 01:29:11,350 --> 01:29:15,474 Oh, look what fell off the truck. 1711 01:29:15,509 --> 01:29:19,502 We got a brand new and improved situation going on here for you. 1712 01:29:19,541 --> 01:29:22,061 There it is, brand new and improved. 1713 01:29:22,101 --> 01:29:24,240 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 1714 01:29:24,277 --> 01:29:26,317 - Yeah! - Ma, what is this? 1715 01:29:26,357 --> 01:29:28,746 That's for your dad. Put it away. 1716 01:29:28,788 --> 01:29:30,796 - Smell 'em. - No! 1717 01:29:30,837 --> 01:29:32,746 Did you regift? You regifted. 1718 01:29:32,788 --> 01:29:35,025 Anna: Thank you so much, Johnny. 1719 01:29:35,060 --> 01:29:37,199 - ( Latin music playing ) - ( cheering ) 1720 01:29:41,684 --> 01:29:44,499 Come on. Come on, dance with me. 1721 01:30:10,675 --> 01:30:13,741 When it's cold you've got to jiggle the key a couple of times. 1722 01:30:13,779 --> 01:30:15,568 'Cause sometimes the lock sticks. 1723 01:30:15,603 --> 01:30:17,392 I got it, Pop. I got it. 1724 01:30:17,427 --> 01:30:19,315 - I know you do. - ( lock clicks ) 1725 01:30:19,347 --> 01:30:21,584 ( laughs ) 1726 01:31:42,575 --> 01:31:46,187 ( hip-hop music playing ) 1727 01:31:46,223 --> 01:31:48,263 # It's another one of them bangers # 1728 01:31:48,303 --> 01:31:50,922 # This one's dedicated to the family # 1729 01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:52,421 # We love you # 1730 01:31:52,464 --> 01:31:54,373 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1731 01:31:54,415 --> 01:31:56,619 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1732 01:31:56,655 --> 01:31:58,957 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1733 01:31:58,992 --> 01:32:01,326 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1734 01:32:01,359 --> 01:32:03,661 #Mifamilia# 1735 01:32:03,695 --> 01:32:06,345 # We stick together when times are calling # 1736 01:32:06,383 --> 01:32:08,390 # Es una pandilla # 1737 01:32:08,431 --> 01:32:11,082 # Where the only weapons are weapons for loving # 1738 01:32:11,119 --> 01:32:13,224 #Mifamilia# 1739 01:32:13,263 --> 01:32:15,815 # We come together when the game gets tough # 1740 01:32:15,855 --> 01:32:18,124 # Come on, come on, that's enough # 1741 01:32:18,158 --> 01:32:20,525 # There ain't no way you can mess with us # 1742 01:32:20,559 --> 01:32:22,697 # And God knows I ain't perfect # 1743 01:32:22,735 --> 01:32:25,156 # But when it comes down to my fam, I know it's worth it # 1744 01:32:25,198 --> 01:32:27,086 # They'll say he did it on purpose # 1745 01:32:27,118 --> 01:32:29,191 # Became something though you thought I was worthless # 1746 01:32:29,230 --> 01:32:31,302 # Jesus Christ, he's so nice # 1747 01:32:31,342 --> 01:32:33,578 # Blame it on the beans and rice, weeds and pipes # 1748 01:32:33,614 --> 01:32:36,069 # Should have been deported twice whether wrong or right # 1749 01:32:36,110 --> 01:32:38,859 # The illest realest Spanish rap you ever heard in your life # 1750 01:32:38,894 --> 01:32:41,676 # It's mi familia regaeton with a live band # 1751 01:32:41,710 --> 01:32:43,979 # Born in America, why we don't feel like it's our land # 1752 01:32:44,013 --> 01:32:46,020 # At times, man, I sit back and wonder # 1753 01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:48,363 # Is the belly of the beast gonna take us under? # 1754 01:32:48,398 --> 01:32:50,764 # Through the lightening and thunder living la vida loca # 1755 01:32:50,797 --> 01:32:53,099 # Oops, sorry, meant loco, I bet you still get the point though # 1756 01:32:53,133 --> 01:32:55,467 # We went cuckoo for cocoa, all we wanted was more dough # 1757 01:32:55,501 --> 01:32:57,956 # We la familia for life beyond today and tomorrow # 1758 01:32:57,997 --> 01:33:00,070 #Mifamilia# 1759 01:33:00,109 --> 01:33:02,760 # We stick together when times are calling # 1760 01:33:02,797 --> 01:33:04,706 # Es una pandilla # 1761 01:33:04,749 --> 01:33:07,466 # Where the only weapons are weapons for loving # 1762 01:33:07,501 --> 01:33:09,476 #Mifamilia# 1763 01:33:09,517 --> 01:33:12,200 # We come together when the game gets tough # 1764 01:33:12,237 --> 01:33:14,473 # Come on, come on, that's enough # 1765 01:33:14,508 --> 01:33:16,712 # There ain't no way you can mess with us # 1766 01:33:16,749 --> 01:33:19,116 # Mi familia llámame cuando me nesecita # 1767 01:33:19,148 --> 01:33:21,537 # No importa la hora o el día yo te hago cita # 1768 01:33:21,580 --> 01:33:23,817 # Mi mejor amiga, mi mejor amigo # 1769 01:33:23,852 --> 01:33:26,274 # Mi hermano, mi hermana, mi primo, prima, tía y tío # 1770 01:33:26,316 --> 01:33:28,520 # Mi padre, mi madre, de lo viejo consejo vivo # 1771 01:33:28,556 --> 01:33:31,011 # Cuetión de regaetón si no es familia no confío # 1772 01:33:31,051 --> 01:33:33,418 # Santo Domingo, a Puerto Rico # 1773 01:33:33,452 --> 01:33:35,721 # Sabe lo que hay cuando vengo con mi corillo # 1774 01:33:35,755 --> 01:33:38,122 # Lo mexicano y columbiano # 1775 01:33:38,156 --> 01:33:40,522 # Somos todos iguales pregúntale a los cubano # 1776 01:33:40,555 --> 01:33:42,791 # Ecuadorian oo venezolano# 1777 01:33:42,827 --> 01:33:45,161 # Guantemanteco halce la mano son mis panos # 1778 01:33:45,196 --> 01:33:47,617 # Lo panameño, salvedureño # 1779 01:33:47,659 --> 01:33:49,831 # Chile, Perú, y también los hondureños # 1780 01:33:49,867 --> 01:33:52,038 # Desde Nicaragua y Costa Rica # 1781 01:33:52,075 --> 01:33:54,463 # España y Argentina que Dios me la bendiga # 1782 01:33:54,507 --> 01:33:56,394 #Mifamilia# 1783 01:33:56,427 --> 01:33:59,110 # We stick together when times are calling # 1784 01:33:59,146 --> 01:34:01,186 # Es una pandilla # 1785 01:34:01,226 --> 01:34:03,812 # Where the only weapons are weapons for loving # 1786 01:34:03,850 --> 01:34:05,890 #Mi familia# 1787 01:34:05,930 --> 01:34:08,516 # We come together when the game gets tough # 1788 01:34:08,554 --> 01:34:10,856 # Come on, come on, that's enough # 1789 01:34:10,890 --> 01:34:13,224 # There ain't no way you can mess with us # 1790 01:34:13,258 --> 01:34:15,167 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1791 01:34:15,210 --> 01:34:17,544 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1792 01:34:17,578 --> 01:34:19,782 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1793 01:34:19,818 --> 01:34:22,338 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1794 01:34:22,378 --> 01:34:24,549 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1795 01:34:24,586 --> 01:34:26,975 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1796 01:34:27,018 --> 01:34:29,319 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1797 01:34:29,354 --> 01:34:32,256 # Ain't no way you can mess with us. #