奎恩 这就是我们今天要做的事 Queen, that's what we're doing around here today.
你看昨晚的采访 奥普拉带着梅根和哈里回来了 You see the interview last night, oprah returned with Megan and Harry and.
什么将会被载入史册 What will surely go down in history
是史上最令人震惊的性别揭秘派对。 is the most shocking gender reveal party of all time.
至少有1700万美国人只看超级碗。 At least seventeen million Americans watch only the Super Bowl.
均衡器比赛的本赛季首演， And the season premier of the Equalizer,
由另一位女王主演的拉提法今年有了更多的观众。 featuring another queen, latifah had more viewers this year.
这是巨大的。 Which is huge.
要是有办法让这些奥普拉特惠节目也给我们接种疫苗就好了， If only there was a way these Oprah specials could vaccinate us, too,
那将会非常棒。 it would be amazing.
这对她来说很有吸引力， It was a riveting to her,
说实话，我根本没兴趣看， honestly, I had no interest in watching this like none,
我妻子和其他人都不戴。我就想，等等，倒回去看看 no one and my wife put it on. I was like, wait, rewind that
这些是什么? what What are these.
查尔斯王子是个畜生 Prince Charles is an animal.
你看了他的相机吗? Did you watch his camera?
不，我没有看 No, I didn't not watch it
你没有。 You did not.
好吧，大家都觉得跟公主结婚就像童话故事一样。 All right, everyone thinks marrying a princess like a fairy tale.
原来不是梅根 Turns out it's not,
马克尔说当她加入皇室时， Meghan Markel said that when she joined the royal family,
他们没收了她的护照、驾照和钥匙。 they took away her passport, driver's license and keys.
欢迎加入皇室 Welcome to the royal family,
请解开腰带，准备做蛀牙检查。 please remove your belt and get ready for a cavity search.
她和她的丈夫哈里提出了一系列令人吃惊的指控。 It's and her husband Harry made a number of startling accusations.
纽约州州长安德鲁·库莫 The governor of New York, andrew Quomo
强烈否认了所有的指控，只是出于本能。今天。 vigorously denied all of them, just on a reflex. today.
梅根·说。 Meghan said that.
有一段时间，事情变得很糟糕 At one point, things got so bad
她去白金汉宫的人力资源部寻求帮助。 she went to HR at Buckingham Palace for help.
他们拒绝帮忙。 And they refuse to help.
有意思的是，皇宫里有人力资源部门， It's funny that the royal palace has HR,
而且，这和其他地方的人力资源一样毫无用处。 and, it's just as unhelpful as HR, every place else.
他们还告诉奥普拉(Oprah)，他们在经济上被切断了。 They also told Oprah that they've been cut off financially.
奥普拉说抱歉我已经把车都给你了我帮不了你 Oprah was like, sorry, I already gave out all my cars, I can't help you.
Magan声称她在英国期间保持沉默。 Magan claims she was silent during her time in the UK.
昨晚看了这个之后。 And after watching this last night.
也就是说，我相信， As to say, I believe it,
有一段和你的对话 there's a conversation with you,
和哈里的 with Harry.
你的孩子会有多黑， About how dark your baby is going to be,
这意味着什么或看起来像什么。 potentially in what that would mean or look like.
你也别告诉我是谁说的 And you're not going to tell me who had the conversation.
我当时很震惊 但那完全是胡扯 That was all quib, I was, but shocked.
也许是那边那位老太太干的。 Well, maybe it was that old lady right there.
原因还有待解释。 The reasons that have yet to be explained.
梅根告诉奥普拉，王室在阿彻宝宝出生之前就决定了 Meghan told Oprah that the palace decided before baby Archer was born
他不会成为王子 that he wouldn't be prince,
他没有权利受到皇室的保护。和。 that he wouldn't be entitled to royal protection. And.
他们担心这个孩子可能不是白人， That they were concerned about how white the kid might not be,
所以我们在谈话的同时，他不会得到安全保障。 so we have in tandem with the conversation of, he won't be given security.
它不会有标题。 It's not going to be given a title.
还有关于一些担忧及对话提到 And also concerns and conversations about
他出生时皮肤会有多黑。 how dark his skin might be when he's born.
什么? What ?
没人能像奥普拉那样讲得那么多，对吧? no one delivers a lot like Oprah, huh?
谁能怪她呢? 想想看， And who can blame her, Imagine.
想象一下经过几个世纪的近亲繁殖 Imagine after centuries of inbreeding
突然， all of a sudden,
这些人关心婴儿的肤色。 these people are concerned about the color of the baby's skin.
查尔斯王子有着巴塞猎犬的耳朵。 Prince Charles has the ears of a bassetthound.
他们担心的是皮肤 They're worried about the skin,
顺便说一下， and by the way,
他们应该希望孩子长得更像梅根和哈里， they should hope that the kid looks more like Megan and Harry,
无意冒犯,但是。 no offence, but.
我的意思是 I mean,
哈利长得有点像那个玩尖叫的人， Harry Kind of looks like the guy who played Screech,
愿他安息。 may he rest in peace.
不管怎样，我们昨晚承诺会揭露令人震惊的真相。 Anyway, opur promised shocking revelations last night.
不仅是她接生的 Not only did she deliver them,
没有人比奥普拉更震惊了。 no one was more shocked by what was shocking than Oprah was.
什么 What
举起 Hold up
等等，等一下。哇。 Hold up, wait a minute. Wow.
哦 Oh,