这是我的故事 this is my story
我的新侦探剧 my new detective show
如果你是罪犯 if you're a criminal
特雷西·迪克会知道的 Tracy Dick will know
你伤过心吗？ have you been breaking hearts
这是爱的密码 it's the code of love
如果你已经心碎 if you've been breaking heart
特雷西·迪克会知道的 Tracy Dick will know
特雷西·迪克就是这样 Tracy Dick is all the case
她不会让你走的 she won't let you go
不会的 no
这一定是你的歌 it's gotta be your song
这几个小时 this for hours
应该画一张地图 should draw a map
我最后我想我找到了这个 i last i think i found this
是的，在那里 yeah there it is
哦，操 oh fuck
该死的电池 fucking batteries
噢该死 oh damn it
噢不 oh no
哦哦 oh oh
哦我的天 oh my god
哦，它坏了，你把它弄坏了 oh it's broken you busted it
我的事业毁了你这个可怜的宝贝 my career is ruined you poor baby
让我看一下 let me take a look
噢 oh
去吧，告诉我我可以接受，是的 go ahead tell me i can take it yep
胸围和清洁，但至少你还有你的羽毛 bust and clean in too but at least you still have your feathers
羽毛 feathers
你轻松脱身了 you got off lightly
亚瑟蠢蛋还是我该叫你偷窥狂 Arthur Dork or should i call you peeping Tom
Dan我现在好尴尬 Dan i'm so embarrassed now
像个好孩子一样把它收起来 put it away like a good little boy
我希望亲一下会好点 i was hoping maybe a little kiss would make it better
你这么小的家伙还真是漂亮 you're pretty home for such a little guy
至少有10英寸 it's at least 10 inches well
它适用于我使用它的目的 it works for what i use it for
关于这个办公室的规定只有九英寸 about regulation in this office is only nine inches
嘿，那不好笑，别这样 hey that's not funny don't do that
耶稣大量的精神监狱死亡 Jesus plenty spirit prison to death
我告诉过你Arthur我不拿免费的 i told you Arthur i don't take free these
嗯，这就是我告诉你的 well that's what i told you
我不做免费赠品，见鬼，你已经一个月没付钱给我了，哦 i don't do freebies hell you haven't paid me in a month oh
我知道 i know
亚瑟井 Arthur well
生意一直这么慢 business has been so slow
我没有现金，也许你可以考虑一些事情 i don't have any cash maybe you take something on account
和上次一样 same as last time
嘿等一下这些是干净的 hey wait a minute these are clean
我很抱歉我忘了 i'm sorry i forgot
我这里没有内裤了 i don't have any more panties here
你可以有胸罩 you can have a bra
那怎么会没有 how's that no
他们说我应该坚持计算机编程Tracy dick they said i should stick to computer programming Tracy dick
私家侦探，我可以帮你吗？嗨，迪克小姐，嗨 private investigator may i help you hi miss dick hi
听 listen
我真的需要你的帮助 i really need your help
是呀 yeah
我只是不知道该为这个可怜的人做些什么 i just don't know what to do for the poor man
我试过书上的每一个招数 i've tried every goddamn trick in the book
我该怎么办哦不 what do i do oh no
别担心这些案子从来都不是不可能的 don't worry these cases are never impossible
是啊可以 yeah could
你能来吗？ could you come
咪咪 Mimi
你能再去给我拿些啤酒吗？ will you go get me some more beer
当然，等一下，汉尼拔，马上就来 sure just a minute Hannibal be right with you
是啊没错 yeah right
五点四十五Glenn Hydes右转 it's five forty five Glenn hydes drive right
汉尼拔先生磁铁住宅权 Mr Hannibal magnets residence right
是呀 yeah
我叫咪咪，你能快点吗？ my name is Mimi and could you hurry
是呀 yeah
好吧谢谢好吧 okay thanks okay
谢谢你打电话过来 thank you for calling
想想亚瑟·汉尼拔磁铁 just think Arthur Hannibal magnet
梭鱼真金白银的生意 the business barracuda real money
我们要做的就是解决丢失的硬壳 and all we have to do is solve the missing hard on case
能有多难 how hard could be
更多 more
哦他在十二号他在三十号 oh he's on the twelve he's on the thirty
他在三十五二五四十号公路上 he's on the thirty five twenty five forty
二一八 two eighteen
哼给我滚出去 huh get your ass out of here
汉尼拔·达林 Hannibal darling
哦为什么要看那个 oh why do you want to watch that
当你可以看着我的时候 when you can watch me
你刚刚让我 you just made me
触地得分失误 miss the touchdown
哦，谁在乎愚蠢的旧触地得分 oh who cares about the silly old touchdown
我会和你接触的 i'll make some touch with you
嗯··· hmm
哦汉尼拔注意我 oh Hannibal pay attention to me
亲爱的 darling
吉普车开枪了该死 Jeep shot damn
今晚今晚 tonight tonight
你能多拿些啤酒吗？ could you get more beer
你赢不了他们所有人，是吗？ can't win them all can you
当然，亲爱的 sure darling
是的，请进，请坐，哦，夫人 yes come in have a seat Mrs oh
我宁愿不说我的名字 i'd rather not say my name
这是一种敏感的态度 this is a sensitive manner
我是个敏感的人 i'm a sensitive person
你敏感吗 are you sensitive
是的，在所有正确的地方，在所有正确的时间 yes in all the right places at all the right times
我也是 me too
我就开门见山了那是我丈夫 i'll get right to the point it's my husband
让我猜猜他起不来很好没错 let me guess he can't get it up well that's right
你怎么能凭直觉 how could you tell instinct
你试过什么吗？ have you tried anything
我什么都试过了 i've tried everything
也许这是你的技巧 well maybe it's your technique
你为什么不在亚瑟身上展示一下手淫 why don't you demonstrate a hand job on Arthur
这里亚瑟站起来 here Arthur stand up
放下他 drop him
手淫没什么大不了的手淫可以是一门艺术 hand job is no big deal a hand job can be quite an art
前进 go ahead
不错 not bad
但是呆子先生现在已经不是什么挑战了 but mister dork is hardly a challenge now stick a finger up
他的屁股 his ass
手斧也可以是一门艺术 a handchop can be quite an art
你的循环情绪需要帮助，神器怎么样？ you need help with your circular emotion how about an artifact
让我带你来 let me show you come
这里亚瑟 here Arthur
手表圆周运动see watch circular motions see
他们可能在玩那些球可能会让他站起来 and they may be playing with those balls might get him up
也许把你的手指伸进他的斧子里 maybe sticking your finger in his ax
也许来个三号球 maybe a little ball three
请坐呆子先生 have a seat mr dork
让我来演示一下击球动作 let me demonstrate hit movement for you
呆子先生 mr dork
所以你注意到手淫技术 so you notice the hand job technique
好吧呆子先生 okay mister dork
所以你注意到命中的运动 so you notice the hit movement
你得到了所有的启示吗？ are you getting all reveals
是呀 yeah
现在你为什么不给我看看你的技术 now why don't you show me your technique
哦哦 oh oh
我的技术怎么样 how's my technique
精湛的技术 excellent technique
我唯一不喜欢的是你没来 the only thing i didn't like is that you didn't come
你怎么能分辨出本能 how can you tell instinct
也许我的小朋友能帮你 maybe my little friend can help you
我给你的报酬很高 i'm paying you well
如果你能拿到我丈夫的鸡巴卡 if you can get my husband's cock card
他整天都在看足球比赛 all he does is watch football all day
如果你能在一场比赛中出现在这里3点开始 if you can be there at one big game starts at three here
让我给你我的名片 let me give you my card
上面有我的地址就行了 just have my address on it
545 glenheit努力让你的汉尼拔磁铁妻子 545 glenheit strive so your Hannibal magnets wife
看这里是5000 look here's 5000
当你拿到他的合作卡时，你会得到另一半 you'll get the other half when when you get his co card
能有多难 how hard could be
如果她真的是汉尼拔的妻子 if she really is Hannibal magna's wife
那是谁打电话来的？ then who was it that called
为什么她的钱这么自由？ and why is she so free with her money
为什么在世界上 and why in the world
她想得到她丈夫的鸡巴卡吗？ does she want to get her husband's dick card
当一个女孩需要让她来的时候 when it takes a girl to make her come
我只是不明白 i just don't understand it
醒醒亚瑟来吧 wake up Arthur come on
起来走 get up go
预热车队长 warm up the car captain
去比佛利山的路很难走 where to to Beverly Hills hard on the trail
我一直在想念 i've been missing hard on
啊，关机 ah and off
你住在隔壁多久了？ how long have you been living next door
大约十年 about ten years
哦，是的，现在怎么会这样？ oh yeah now how come
我以前从没见过你 i never saw you before
我错过了什么？ what have i been missing
可以说我一直在附近吗？ have i been around so to speak
很高兴地清除嗯 clear hmm gladly
哦，就像那样 ooh like that
真是个邻居 what a neighbor
硬的 hard
哦我想我们需要一些更实质的东西 oh i think we need something a little more substance
哈哈汉尼拔亲爱的 ha ha Hannibal darling
你看不出来吗 can't you see
它就在你眼前，这就是行动的地方，是的 it's right in front of your eyes this is where the action is yes
这就是行动所在 this is where the action is
一切都很漂亮 everything's so pretty
我做了，她可能会起床 i did she might get it up
这一次 this time
那颗珍珠卡在我家了 that pearl stuck in my house
迪克在我自己的房子里吗？你在乎什么？ was dick in my own house what do you care
只要有人把它们弄起来，我就能看到它的照片 as long as somebody gets them up and i get a picture of it
那我们就知道了 then we know
如果我不能站起来，我们就站在哪里说话 exactly where we stand spoke if i can't get it up
总觉得她能看得见 always think she can look and see
那个漂亮的戏弄卑鄙的桶 that pretty teasing sleaze bucket
她流口水了，太好了。 she's slobbering all over it that's great
让爱继续下去 keep loving things going on
真恶心 that's sick
来吧汉尼拔承认吧感觉很好 come on Hannibal admit it it feels good
我有一张年轻可爱的嘴 i have a lovely young mouth
告诉你的讽刺搭档 tell your ironic partner
你想被操 you want to get fucked
她被我的老二迷住了，她永远不会注意到纹身 she's so enchanted by my cock she'll never notice the tattoo
如果她一毛钱也不知道，一毛钱也不知道 if she only knew not a dime not a fucking dime
我可能进来的女佣在哪里？ where's the maid i might come in
得到一些这个 to get some of this
韩国 Korea
你给玛丽亚打电话了吗 did you call Maria
你去哪儿了？ where have you been
我在洗澡 i was taking a shower
及时 just in time
这 this
真正的艺术品 true artwork
让我告诉你 let me tell you
哦，汉尼拔，我打赌你现在听到那些钟声了 oh Hannibal i bet you you hear those bells now
我确实听到了那些钟声 i do hear those bells
暂停混蛋开门 time out cocksucker answer the door
为汉尼拔做任何事 anything for Hannibal
享受你一些 enjoy you some
下午好 good afternoon
嗨，过得好吗？ hi how are you doing
我正在开会 i'm meeting
男孩 boy
我很高兴你在这儿 i'm glad you're here
我在追呆子 i'm all after dork
迪克夫人的狗伙伴伙伴 Mrs dick's dogs buddy associate
对吧 right
你能跟我去这个吗？ could you follow me to this
嘿 hey
谁赢了球赛 who won the ball game
汉尼拔汉尼拔我想让你见见古斯特 Hannibal Hannibal i'd like you to meet some guestables
你好Magmith先生 hello Mister magmith
我是Tracy Dick部门调查员 i'm Tracy dick sectional investigator
让我相信我们会谨慎而微妙 give me a count on us to be discreet and subtle
据我所知 as i understand it
你不能得到一颗心 you can't get a heart on hey
关你什么事 what's it to you
井 well
你妻子打电话给我我是勃起技术专家 your wife called me in i'm the expert on erection technology
我妻子是的 my wife yes
它甚至不能拉屎 it cannot even shithead
汉尼拔亲爱的其实 Hannibal darling actually
让我解释一下你看嗯 let me explain you see um
我打电话给迪克斯小姐因为 i called miss Dix here and because well
你和你的小弟弟有这么多麻烦 you've been having so much trouble with your little
你的小 your little
小指便便 pinky poo
我的意思是它没有人想坐起来等妈妈 i mean it just doesn't have one want to sit up for mommy
或者做任何它通常的小把戏亲爱的 or do any of its usual little tricks darling
你知道我的意思所以这不是你妻子 you know what i mean so this isn't your wife
嗯实际上 well actually
换句话说，我是他性福和尘埃的搭档 i'm his partner in erotic bliss and dust in other words
她是我的凶杀组 she's my piece of ass homicide
你怎么能这样对你妻子 how can you do this to your wife
我是说如果她发现了会杀了她的 i mean it would kill her to find out oh
她已经知道很多年了，他让她发疯了，我喜欢 she's known it for years he drives her insane i love it
好吧你做得很好 okay you do well
我打赌你不会这么高兴 i bet you wouldn't be so happy
如果她有自己的屁股在她身边 if she had her own piece of ass on the side her oh
她没有勇气 she doesn't have the nerve
我想要一只公鸡 i want a cock well
亲爱的，你很幸运 you're in luck my dear
因为我刚好是个性调查员 because i just happen to be a sexual investigator
我可以帮助你和这里 and i can help you and here
它是这样来的 it comes right this way
回头见，再见 see you guys later bye
你卑鄙的荡妇咪咪让我的律师牛奶粘在这里 you sleazy slut Mimi get my lawyer milk sticing in here
现在 right now
就在这里，磁铁先生总是在工作，刺痛你的火焰 right here mister magnet always on the job stuncing your fire
但你昨天解雇了我 but you fired me yesterday
麦格纳先生好吧 Mr Magna all right
再拿一次不 get it again no
你现在被解雇了等等 you're fired now wait
就一分钟 just one minute
我想应该向他们解释一下 i think there's some explaining to be done around to them
你到底是谁？ and just who are you
我是特蕾西·迪克 i'm Tracy dick
我被雇来给这位先生一个硬的 i was hired to give this gentleman a hard on
谁说我想要一个硬的 and who says i want a hard on
我真的不在乎你想要什么，我被录用了，现在 i don't really care what you want i was hired and now
换句话说，这是职业自豪感的问题 it's a matter of professional pride in other words
除非我看到你的努力，否则我不会离开 i'm not leaving until i see your puts hard
你明白你把 do you understand you puts
哦那是我的 oh that's my
天啊我要 oh my god i'm gonna
哦我的天 oh my god
太不可思议了。 that's incredible
有人把我们身上的东西弄直了 someone take what on us straighten
出局 out
不，已经这么久了 no it's been so long
是呀 yeah
哦耶 oh yeah
太久了 been too long
你要去哪里？ where are you going
我得看看作者是否让那些女人开心 i gotta check and see if authors keeping those women happy
享受你的光芒 enjoy your light
谢谢你 thank you
这已经持续了很多年，动物名叫 this has been going on for years animals named either
他的妻子Angela his wife Angela
或者他的情妇 or his mistress
让我成为他遗嘱的唯一受益人他们都恨他 made me to be sole beneficiary of his will they both hate him
但四处找钱就行了 but just look around for the money
快把他逼疯了 drives him crazy
他喜欢这个 and he loves this
他们为什么这么急着把他弄起来 why are they so anxious to get him up
他是个狡猾的虐待狂当他意识到 he's a cunning and sadistic man when he realized
他开始阳痿了 he was becoming impotent
他把遗嘱纹在了老二上 he had his will tattooed on his cock
除非他硬了，否则他们看不懂 and they can't read it unless he's hard
确切地说，他喜欢他们试图让他起床 exactly he enjoys them trying to get him up
但是一旦他们中的一个读了它 but once one of them reads it
他们会离开的 they'll leave
亚瑟把脸抬起来 Arthur get your face up here
磁铁先生女士们 mr magnet ladies
请到客厅来 please step into the living room
嘿这是怎么回事 hey what's going on
我们要读遗嘱 we are gonna read the will
先生，如果我需要你，我会打电话给你 gentleman i'll call you if i need you
这一切都会快得多 and it'll all be a lot quicker
如果我们都合作 if we all cooperate
你凭什么认为我会合作 what makes you think i'll cooperate
嘿 hey
嘿你是什么婊子 hey what are you bitch
现在来吧 come on now
别为我这么做闭嘴你以为你在做什么闭嘴 don't do it for me shut up you think you're doing shut up
住手 stop it
一毛钱也没有 not a dime
一毛钱都没有 not a fucking dime
看这个hm watch this hm
哈哈哈 hahaha
一毛钱也没有，一毛钱也没有 not a dime not a fucking dime
食饭嘅时候
哦，它来了 oh here it comes
我看到它升起 i see it rise
疼痛猫 pain pussy
真是个好人 what a good man
亲爱的，看看你错过了什么 annibal darling just take a look at what you're missing
它在那里 there it is
请允许我做这件事 allow me to do the honors
哦不婊子 oh no bitch
一毛钱也没有 not a dime
一毛钱都没有 not a fucking dime
这应该是足够的证据 this should be sufficient evidence
不要告诉他们给谁 don't tell them to whom
这可能与汉尼拔磁铁的健全注意体有关 it may concern being of sound minding body i Hannibal magnet
留下我所有的 leave all my
敬我最好的朋友和律师米尔特·斯坦斯坦，你这个狗娘养的 to my best friend and lawyer milt steinstein you son of a bitch
你让我们吃面包 you had us on bread
然后你把所有的面团融化 and then you give all the dough to melt
好吧，你们这些女孩为我做过什么？ well what have you girls ever done for me anyway
哦，你这个恶心的臭婊子养的 oh you lousy stinky son of a bitch
我们一直把你当王子看待 we've been treating you like a goddamn prince
而不是他妈的爸爸 instead of the fucking papa
你真的是那是我们的问题 that you really are that was our problem
一直都是，是的 the whole time yeah
但现在我们把你带到了我们想要的地方 but now we've got you where we want you
嘿，米尔斯保持联系，好吗？是的 hey mills stay in touch okay yeah
我们下次再见 we'll see you next time
祝你晚上愉快再见 have a good evening bye
你现在有足够的钱了 you have enough money now
所以你可以自己买，是的 so you can buy your own yeah
但这不一样 but it's just not the same
是啊我猜你是对的 yeah i guess you're right
如果一切都是合法的 if everything was legal
我们不会有任何乐趣 we wouldn't have any fun at all
行动可以忠诚 action can be faithful
嗨我是Kent先生 hi i'm mr Kent
莎莉夫人，我的同事，你好吗？ Mrs Sally my associate how do you do okay
我能帮你什么忙？ how can i help you
莎莉很难达到高潮 Sally here has trouble achieving an orgasm
她说这让我们很难一起工作 she said that makes it very hard for us to work together oh
请坐请坐 have a seat have a seat
我真的很喜欢做爱 i really like sex
但我得不到任何满足，你能帮我们吗？ but i can't get any satisfaction could you please help us
井 well
我会让你觉得值得 i'll make it worth you while well
请帮助我们 please help us
请好好 please well
很多类似的案例 many cases similar to this
来到这个办公室，幸运的是，我有一把火 have come to this office and fortunately i have a sure fire
处理这个的方法 way of dealing with this
主意，哦，让我们把你脱掉这些衣服 idea oh let's get you out of these clothes
哦，那太棒了 oh that's marvelous
亲爱的，你觉得你开始放松了吗？ do you think you're beginning to loosen up my dear
好的继续一点 good continue a little
快一点 a little faster
现在是第二个练习 now for exercise number two
天啊疼 oh my god hurt
这里已经够多了 enough of this up here
绝对 absolutely
吸 suck
他的阴茎 his penis
脱下来 take it off
来吧宝贝 come on baby
亲爱的，你认为你现在放松了吗？ do you think you're loosening up now my dear
嗯，还有更多的事情要做，还有更多的事情要做 well there's more to come much more to come
现在是我们今天的最后一课 now for our final lesson today
我们将经历双重穿透 we're going to experience the double penetration
有趣 interesting
我猜你不需要那个 i guess you didn't need for that
我认为它起作用了Sally Sally i think it worked Sally Sally
Sally um拿点冷水我们可以操死她 Sally um get some cold water we can fuck her to death
我们有没有 did we
不不这里这里 no no here here
不，她只是昏倒了，等等，等等 no she just pass out hold on hold on
醒醒醒醒 wake up wake up
是呀 yeah
在那里，我没有吸入任何氨，所以哦 there i don't have any of those ammonia inhaling so oh
她哦 she oh
她没事很好 she's okay good
吓坏了我们吓坏了我们一分钟 scared us scared us for a minute
吓了我们一跳 scared us for a minute
对我们的小便很好 great for our pee
是呀 yeah
或者伙计们 or guys
我实现了 i'm achieved
功成名就 achieved good well
我们的目标是取悦 we aim to please