During the break, we were talking about
that we're both boring, we go to bed really early.
Yes.
And then you just said you went to a Knicks game.
Yeah.
That's not boring.
You go out.
I am very boring.
People who know me are very disappointed by me.
They expect the wild man of radio.
And you go out with me and I sit there like this, you know.
You know what I've noticed about California--
Tell me.
It's really, it's amazing.
I haven't been here in like 15, 16 years.
I came out to do a special radio show for satellite,
for Sirius XM.
And the idea was, they were building new studios,
and I was going to inaugurate the studios.
And there was all this hoopla.
So I decided to come out here.
I didn't want to leave my house.
I'm very happy in my house.
I paint pictures.
I eat dinner.
I go to bed at 8 o'clock.
I take Metamucil with my yogurt.
I mean, I'm getting old This is it.
Are you on Metamucil at all?
No, I'm not.
Let me tell you about this.
I don't need it, thank you.
You don't want it?
Nope, I don't need it.
You get fiber?
Yes, I get fiber.
Do you have full bowel movements?
Oh, my God.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm trying to help you.
Thank you, I don't need the help.
You don't want to talk about your bowel movements?
I'm fine.
All right, you're fine?
Thank you.
You look a little backed up.
[LAUGHTER]
The thing I noticed about California now,
now that weed is legal, everyone is high.
I mean, it is unbelievable.
You can't even have a conversation.
Are you high?
No.
You don't do weed.
I don't smoke pot.
That's it, no weed, no alcohol, nothing.
No weed, no alcohol.
Me too.
Yeah, that's it.
When I came out here for the radio show, one of my guys
had never gotten high.
So we brought out Seth Rogen and Snoop
Dogg, who are experts in weed.
I heard about this.
These guys are ninjas in weed.
I never saw anything like-- two grown men,
they know more about weed.
They're like Cheech and Chong for our generation.
Right.
So they sat there and educated my staff on pot.
And he went out and got high.
And I have to say, they were very good.
They were mentors.
I thought of it like--
it was like The Voice.
You know what I mean?
They were the two coaches.
They turn around in the chair and they
sit there and get people high.
But you guys, in California, have gone absolutely nuts
with the weed.
I could not find one person who was not high.
I don't-- how many people here--
Who's high?
Who's high here?
Right.
Let's take a look.
[CHEERING]
All right--
Who is high?
There's-- some people--
I don't believe it.
You're high, you're high.
There's more people.
You're high.
What did you smoke?
A hybrid.
All right, so we have to take a break.
Another-- and back with Howard.
OK.
Wow what excitement on this show.
Who knew I'd be getting married today.
You're married again.
So let's talk about the book.
We only have a few minutes left.
It is called Howard Stern Comes Again.
It is-- it was number one when it came out
it's going to be a great Christmas
present, great lessons, great interviews.
I learned a lot in this book, because this
is a compilation of all the people I interviewed.
And I talk about also what happened
to me, the changes in my life, in terms of psychotherapy.
And I say in the book, you know, one
of the best things I learned about being in therapy--
I learned a lot--
but I did learn this, that it's really nice to be heard
and listened to.
And what I try to provide my guests
is a forum where they can be heard, where we can really
have some kind of deep discussion
and see where it goes.
Sometimes it's funny.
Sometimes it's deadly serious.
And you know, I tried to put a compilation together
that really spoke to people.
And hopefully, that'll do it.
And look, I'm hanging out at Sirius.
Things are going well over there.
I can't complain.
Nope, you can't.
I went there, there were three people listening.
And then now we're up to 33 and 1/2 million people.
Got a lot of listeners, a lot of fans.
This is what's happening.
People love you.
I hope you keep doing it.
The Howard Stern Show airs exclusively on Sirius XM.
Be sure to check out Howard's book, Howard Stern Comes Again.
It's available everywhere today.
Great Christmas gift.
And everyone here is going home with a copy.
I want to thank Howard Stern for being here.
See you tomorrow.
And be kind to one another.