無恥之徒 第二季第十集
別出聲 Be quiet.
搞什麼鬼 What the hell?
快起來 Get up.
起來 Get up.
現在是凌晨1點 It's 1:00 a.m.
來 快點 Come on. Hop to it.
卡爾起來了 Carl's awake.
我去叫黛比 I'll get Debbie.
快下來 Come on.
那是我們萬聖節討來的糖果嗎 Is that our Halloween candy?
誰想吃玉米糖 Who wants Candy Corn?
我 Me.
電影狂歡夜 Movie night.
我們早上還有課呢 We have school in the morning.
-《鬼影實錄3》 -棒吧 - Paranormal Activity 3. - Right?
我哥們埃德加在影院偷錄的 My buddy Edgar shot this at the AMC.
鏡頭怎麼晃得這麼厲害 Why is the camera so shaky?
埃德加有點殘疾 Edgar's got palsy.
是"限"制級的啊 It's rated "R".
是腎上"腺"素飆升級的 For "Really fucking scary".
坐穩了 好好看 So sit there and learn.
我去叫菲奧娜 I'm gonna get Fiona.
她肯定不愛看 She wouldn't like this movie.
這是屬於我們的小秘密 This is gonna be our little secret.
死了 Die.
別去那邊 Don't go there.
我願意用左睪丸換取一小時睡眠 I'd trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep.
你就要遲到了 You're gonna be late for school.
我希望你們都餓了 I hope you're hungry--
好好享受一天中最重要的一餐吧 most important meal of the day.
卡爾 坐下 Carl, sit.
我們給房子來次春季大掃除吧 House could use a spring clean.
現在是11月 It's November.
怎麼都一副活死人的樣子 It's like Dawn of the Dead in here.
你們這是怎麼了 What's with you guys?
黛比 去把你老爸叫醒好嗎 Debbie, can you get your father up?
他在查皮克餐廳垃圾箱旁的小巷子裡 He's out in the alley by the Chopiaks' garbage cans.
把他弄上床 Help him to bed.
伊恩很早就出門上班去了 Ian left for work early.
你聽說了嗎 Did you hear,
我把特里·米爾科維奇修理了一頓 I kicked Terry Milkovich's ass?
他又不是第一個衝進來就揍人的人 Not the first time someone's come in here fists first.
你怎麼不去跑步呢 Why don't you go for a run?
你上一次跑步是什麼時候了 When's the last time you did that?
手裡活太多 Got too much to do.
比如呢 Like?
準備午餐 Uh, make lunches,
給利亞姆穿衣服 然後帶他檢查身體 get Liam dressed, take him for his checkup.
午餐我已經做好了 Made lunches already.
我回來了 I'm here.
你無需再事必躬親 Doesn't all have to fall on you.
我已經好多了 我保證 I'm doing better, I promise.
卡爾 Carl.
卡爾·加拉格 Carl Gallagher.
好吧 你不吃東西的話 Okay, if you're not going to eat,
就去刷牙吧 兩分鐘內搞定 I want your teeth brushed in two minutes.
來 把這個穿上 Come on, wear this.
-你噴了除臭劑嗎 -昨晚剛洗的 - You Febreze it first? - Washed it last night.
你怎麼不去跑步呢 Why don't you go for a run?
我記得你以前每天上學前都要跑上6英里 I remember when you used to run six miles before school every morning.
是真的 She did.
史蒂夫 利普還好嗎 Steve, is Lip okay?
我有個好消息 能來找你嗎 Got great news. Can I come over?
不行 No.
我就在你家門外 I'm right outside the house.
想必也是 Of course you are.
我妻子愛著別的男人 My wife is in love with another guy.
-要說恭喜嗎 -是馬科 - Congratulations? - Marco.
我要把他偷渡到美國來 給她一個驚喜 I'm importing him to the States, I'm gonna surprise her.
你岳父大人會怎麼說 Yeah, what's her dad got to say about it?
沒有什麼能夠阻止真愛 Nothing can stand in the way of true love.
如果被他發現 你就完蛋了 He finds out, you're going to be Hoffad.
他會繼續窩在里約樂享天年 He'll remain blissfully in the dark down in Rio.
我能進去嗎 Can I come in?
-難道我們之間沒別的問題了嗎 -比如呢 - Cause we got nothing else to work out. - Like what?
比如你依然是已婚狀態 且窩藏我弟弟 Like you still being married and harboring my brother?
他只是逃學 又不是恐怖分子 He's a truant, not a terrorist.
撐著點 老爸 Come on, Dad.
早安 小黛 Morning, Debs.
買咖啡了嗎 Bring any coffee?
-抱歉 沒有 -上樓梯 - Hmm, sorry. - Step up.
你老婆的小男友還沒到呢 Wife's boyfriend ain't here yet.
那如果他來了 我就可以跟你復合 So when he gets in, so do I?
說定了 Deal.
今晚別做安排 Don't make plans tonight.
我現在就去接他 I'm picking him up right now.
我可沒答應 I never said "Deal."
好了曼迪 這是第三次通留言了 All right, Mandy, third try.
聽著 我真的很不擅長讀懂暗示 Look, I'm really bad at taking hints,
你不回我的話 我就一直打 so I'll hit double digits if you don't call me back.
聽著 你真得幫我勸你爸停手 Look, I need you to get your dad to back off.
來了 Coming!
你的包裹 Package.
我替你簽收了 Signed for it.
你不必替我做這些的 Y-you don't have to get my mail.
是長抱枕 It-it's the body pillow.
我給凱倫買的 I-I-I ordered it for Karen.
丁烷味 Butane?
我在做焦糖布丁 皮特神父要帶客人來 Creme brulee father Pete's bringing a guest over.
臨終關懷嗎 Hospice?
可憐的小伙 一直住在教堂的地下室 Poor guy's been living in the church basement.
用不用 我幫你把床搬下來 You, uh... need a hand bringing the bed down?
不不不 我自己來就行 No, no, no. I can, I can do it.
我可以幫你 I can help.
不用 真的不用 No, no, no, no, no.
我操 Fuck.
又是那個禿瓢做的嗎 Hey, the skinheads again?
曼迪的老爸發現了 Mandy's dad heard the news.
你和米奇嗎 You and Mickey?
曼迪 她懷孕了 Mandy-- pregnant.
恭喜了 Well, congratulations.
我不知道你換口味了 I didn't know you switched teams.
還是當時天太黑 Or was it just a late night--
你插錯人了 stuck it in the wrong Milkovich?
他跟琳達說要把我的腳塞進絞肉機 He told Linda he's gonna put my feet in that meat slicer,
從腳碎到頭 work his way up.
琳達報警了嗎 Linda call the cops?
她可不想引火上身 Think she wants the place firebombed?
曼迪說是誰的種了嗎 Mandy say whose it is?
她不回我電話 Won't call me back.
去學校看看吧 Try checking the school.
琳達警告我不把這裡恢復原樣的話 Yeah, Linda assured me that if I leave the place how it is,
就滾蛋走人 then I'm gonna be out of a job,
再說了 她也不會去上學的 and anyway, she's not going to be there.
她一般都躲著 等她老爸消氣才出現 She usually goes into hiding until her dad cools off.
躲在提克里特的狙擊洞嗎[伊拉克城市] Spider hole in Tikrit?
在南賈絲廷的親戚家 Relatives on South Justine.
我去過 Went by, but...
可是她姑姑不讓我進門 her aunt wouldn't let me in.
你那個避風港怎麼樣 How's the homeless shelter?
在里茲飯店14層 還不賴 On the 14th floor of the Ritz, so not bad.
和史蒂夫一起 Staying with Steve.
風景超好 Great view.
天際線豪車嗎 Skyline?
那個也很棒 That, too.
噢 史蒂夫的老婆 Ah, right, Steve's wife.
你那隻手臂打手槍打得竟然還能抬起來 Surprised you can still lift that arm.
那錢得從我工資裡扣 That's gonna come out of my pay.
別緊張 Relax.
我得去找史蒂夫了 Got to go meet Steve.
我不在的時候 Try not to knock up
別再搞大女人的肚子了 成嗎 any more chicks while I'm gone, all right?
史蒂夫要把他老婆的男友運過來 Steve's flying in the wife's boyfriend?
不得不說 他真是挖空了心思 Can't say he hasn't been working his elfin ass off,
要贏回你芳心 trying to win you back.
我靠 別轉移重點 Holy shit, bury the lead.
你有什麼事要坦白交代一下吧 Something you want to tell me?
我的晨間慣例 My morning ritual--
跟小凱滾床單 然後驗孕 get mounted by Kev, pee on a stick.
我不驗他就不去上班 He won't leave for work without it.
-好幾週了 -天啊 這東西很貴的 - Weeks now. - Jesus, these things are expensive.
可不是嘛 Tell me about it.
原以為他貢獻雞巴 我貢獻蜜洞 Thought anything involving his dick and my honeypot
就簡簡單單無煩惱 would be the easy part.
你擔心嗎 You worried?
我還以為小凱那雞巴有毛病呢 Thought Kev had defective balls,
不過他檢查完說沒事 but he got it checked out.
他的小蝌蚪精神得能參加精子奧運會 Little swimmers could qualify for the Junior Olympics.
你上次檢查是什麼時候 When was the last time you spread them?
讓醫生檢查嗎 For a doctor?
很久以前了 Been forever.
不可能是我的問題 Couldn't be me.
我都打過那麼多次胎了 I've had so many abortions,
下次再去都該免費了 the next one's free.
你不用看孩子了嗎 Isn't there a neglected child that needs you somewhere?
我想放幾天假 Thinking about taking the day off.
那誰來管家 Who's running the asylum?
莫妮卡 Monica.
她看起來比以前好多了 Seems like she's doing better.
吃藥了嗎 Taking her meds?
她說吃了 She says so.
我知道可能不會長久 I know it's not gonna last,
不過在她搞砸前 我可以輕鬆幾個月 but maybe I can get a few good months before she crashes.
你應該去見一下梅格 You should go see Meg.
夜店那個 Down at the club?
她不是說能給你份穩定的工作嗎 Didn't she say she had something for you-- a regular job?
那個手指像香腸的醫生還在診所嗎 That lady doctor still at the clinic-- Sausage Fingers?
利亞姆 Liam,
乖寶寶 尿得妥妥的 you did such a great job with your... shot.
媽媽答應你什麼啦 What did I promise?
小勇士有糖果吃 Brave boys get a sucker.
法蘭克 Frank!
我回來了 I'm back!
你起了嗎 You up?
來點鬆餅怎麼樣 How about pancakes?
你餓不餓 Hungry?
過冬基金 "Squirrel Fund"?
法蘭克 Frank.
我不在乎你早餐做什麼 I don't give a shit what you make for breakfast.
搞什麼啊 莫妮卡 What the fuck, Monica!
怎麼回事 你從哪弄來的 What? Where the hell did you get all that?
我找到的 I found it.
我們去找拉烏爾吧 Thinking we could pay a visit to Raoul.
用吸的還是用咽的 Snort or swallow?
都來 Both!
9 4 3 8 Oh, nine, four, three, eight...
馬科應該什麼時候到 So, when was Marco supposed to arrive?
應該已經到了 Should be here by now.
94384... 416 Oh, nine, four, three, eight, four... four, one, six.
偷渡應該有更簡單的法子吧 There's got to be an easier way to smuggle him in.
十億中國人都用的法子肯定是好法子 A billion Chinese can't be wrong.
哥們 還要多久 Man, how long is this gonna take?
怎麼 你有急事嗎 Really? Is there somewhere you need to be?
是啊 伊恩有麻煩了 Yeah, Ian's in some trouble.
給 你需要的吧 Here. Thought you wanted this.
第一次賺錢這麼容易吧 Quickest grand you ever made.
就因為黑了那幾部手機嗎 What's that, for the phone hacking?
買家很滿意 說你該去國土安全局工作 Buyer was thrilled, said you should moonlight for the NSA.
拿去做你房子的首付吧 Use it as a down payment on your own place.
我何必要那麼麻煩 Why do that when I could
像你一樣找個有錢的岳父不就行了 have a rich father-in-law to leech off of like you?
說真的 Seriously,
你想要自立 就得開始存錢 you want to be on your own, you got to start saving.
瑞奇 那邊已經沒有貨櫃了 Ricky, there's no more containers in this aisle.
每年在海上都會弄丟10000個貨櫃 10,000 easy get lost at sea every year.
有沒有可能 那個貨櫃 Well, is it possible the container could have
被放在別的地方了 got put in a different lane?
讓我看看 Let me see that?
史蒂夫 你確定這些是"4"嗎 Yo, Steve, you sure these are fours?
看起來像"9" They look like nines.
馬科 出問題了 Yo, Marco, bit of a problem.
收到留言給我回電 You want to call me back when you get this?
-馬科 -馬科 - Marco! - Marco!
馬科 Yo, Marco!
馬科 Marco!
該死的拉烏爾 Fucking Raoul.
一盎司古柯鹼要1200塊 12 hundred dollars for an ounce of coke.
就憑這爛貨 For his shitty coke?
吸起來跟洗衣粉差不多 It's like Drano going up your nose.
說如果我給他吹簫 就能減50塊 Offered it for $1,150 if I blew him.
還有什麼 你還買了什麼 What else... What else did you get?
來輛車怎麼樣 Wheels?
來了6個保全才把我們成功攆出去 It took six security guards to kick us out of there.
光是爬過圍欄 去把你和那斑馬分開 It took three just to climb over the rail and get you
就用了3個人 away from that zebra.
人家以為見到獨角獸了嘛 I thought it was a unicorn.
我發誓 我看到...我們這是去哪裡 I swear, I saw a... What were we on?
讓我爽一下 Hit me.
來奧施康定還是大麻煙 Oxy or... Bennie?
-大麻煙 -大麻煙 - Bennie. - Bennie?
給你 There you go.
怎麼會有人清醒著上動物園 Why anyone would go to the zoo sober
後面好不好玩呀 You having fun back there?
K粉在哪 Where's the Special K?
-我沒買 -沒買 為什麼 - I skipped it. - Skipped... Why?
如果我想體驗翹辮子 If I wanted to feel dead,
我吃自己的藥就好啦 I would take my meds.
我交待你要買的就只有那個 It was the one thing I asked for!
你個自私的賤人 You selfish bitch!
老天 God...
停車 Stop the car!
是你在他媽的在開車 You're fucking driving!
-下車 -不 - Get out! - No!
那我他媽的下車總行了吧 Then I'm fucking getting out!
你真是狗改不了吃屎 This is just like you!
我真他媽不該分給你任何一點 Excuse me for fucking sharing!
永遠只考慮自己 Always your conditions!
是我去跟拉烏爾打交道 I had to deal with Raoul.
看啊 又來了 Oh, there it is.
事事都是你說了算 Trying to cut my nuts off.
不 你少給我來這套 No! Don't you talk about cutting!
你爸媽從小虐待你又不是我的錯 Not my fault your parents did a number on you.
好像那個把你養大的瘋女人 Like the psychotic bitch who rised you
-多好一樣 -那個瘋女人已經入土為安了 - was Mother of the Year! - May that psychotic bitch rest in peace!
我操你媽 Fuck you!
是嗎 我才要操你媽呢 Oh, yeah? Well... fuck you!
等等 你要去哪 Wait. Where you going?
莫妮卡 Monica?
莫妮卡 我操 老天 Monica?! Fuck! Christ!
快他媽的滾回去 特里 Get the fuck back, Terry.
我可端著槍呢 I've got a shotgun!
不是特里 Not Terry.
你想幹什麼 Fuck you want?
你好 我是 Hi. I'm... I'm...
我是利普 曼迪的朋友 I'm Lip, Mandy's friend.
-曼迪不在這 -是嗎 - Mandy ain't here. - Oh, yeah.
我必須跟她談談 I-I need to talk to her.
她不見人 No visitors.
能麻煩你告訴她是我來了嗎 Could you just go inside and tell her it's me?
能麻煩你在我 Could you step back
打爆你肚皮前離開我家院子嗎 before I sprayour organs all over my goddamn yard?
快滾 Now, fuck off!
曼迪 Mandy?
聽著 你得叫你老爸停手 好嗎 Look, you got to call your dad off, all right?
讓他別再找伊恩麻煩了 Get him to leave Ian alone!
你就 Just...
把真相告訴他吧 tell him the truth,
即便說孩子是我的 you know, even if it mine.
如果你爸一定要殺個人解氣 If your dad needs to kill someone,
叫他衝著我來吧 tell him he can come after me!
我以為你要在家看孩子呢 I thought you had kids to take care of.
情況有變 The situation changed.
真希望是在我雇別人之前變的 Oh, I wish it had changed before I hired someone else.
得給她們來個新人培訓 不准露奶子 Got to give them the spiel. Hey, no nips,
不准吹簫打手槍 這不是脫衣舞俱樂部 no lips, no handies. This isn't a strip club.
新店還在準備開張嗎 You still opening that new place?
叫"美好年代" 更多高端客戶 Belle Epoque. More Gucci,
少點土包子 less Axe Body Spray.
-有我能幹的職位嗎 -我也希望有 - Is there anything for me there? - I wish.
我不光能當服務生還能調酒 I can do more than waitress. I've bartended.
員工都招滿了 We're staffed up.
全滿了嗎 Completely?
只缺一個人來管理樓上的酒吧 Just need someone to run the upper bar.
我能幹那個 Well, I can do that.
我需要有能力的人 Looking for someone who can promote a night.
我正在考普通教育水平測試 Well, I'm getting my GED.
沒人願意花1000塊買20塊的伏特加 No one's gonna pay 1,000 bucks for a $20 bottle of vodka
除非服務完美無缺 unless the service is impeccable.
你做過管理 監管庫存 做過預算嗎 You ever manage? Oversee inventory, budgeting?
我沒有時間一點點地教你 I got too much on my plate to baby-sit.
-抱歉 -值得一試的 - Sorry. - Worth a shot.
謝了 Thanks.
小黛 黛比 Deb? Debbie?
今天在學校過得怎麼樣呀 How was school today?
你偷了哪家的車 Who'd you steal it from?
我們買的 We bought it.
快上車 Come on, get in!
快呀 Now!
上來 Come on!
法蘭克呢 Where's Frank?
你想不想去購物呀 Do you want to go shopping?
漂亮姑娘們要去瀟灑啦 Oh, pretty girls day out!
好吧 Sure.
坐好 出發囉 Come on, let's go.
我搞得定 I got it.
操你媽的墨西哥人 Fucking NAFTA!
不行 No.
不行不行 No. No.
不行 No.
馬科 Marco?
我他媽到底在什麼地方 Where the fuck am I?!
把我從這鬼盒子裡弄出來
馬上
我一直在試著聯繫你 I've been trying to reach you.
為了省電 我每六小時才開一次手機
這東西裡還有多少氧氣
小口呼吸 Take small breaths.
聽得到什麼聲音嗎 Have any idea where you are?
知不知道自己大概在哪 Can you hear anything?
沒吃的也沒喝的
我在盡全力找你了 馬科 I'm trying my best, Marco.
好嗎 像智利的被困礦工一樣 省著吃糧食 Okay? Ration your food, like those Chilean miners.
只要啃幾口鮪魚 就能撐一整天 Only needed a couple bites of tuna a day to survive.
大美人 Hey, beautiful.
那件一定要買 Don't pass that one up right there.
是我的馬科嗎
轉一圈看看 Do a twirl.
我的馬科
不是 No.
讓我聽電話
馬科 是你嗎 Hello. Marco?
是你嗎 我的愛人
馬科 我親愛的 是你嗎
我就快到了 寶貝 很快就要見到你了
驚喜 Surprise.
希拉 這是魯本 Sheila, Ruben.
被他的龜公打了一槍 Got shot by his pimp.
脊椎感染了 Infection in his spine.
他聽不見 He can't hear you.
天生失聰 Deaf since birth.
他也正是因此才染上毒癮的 Says that's why he started sucking a crack pipe.
我可以驕傲地說 I'm proud to say
年輕的魯本皈依上帝 young Ruben's come to see the Lord
完全是出自真心 does not accept excuses in exchange for
要登上天堂的列車可沒那麼簡單 first-class transportation upstairs.
他已經一年沒碰毒品了 Been clean a year now.
-神父 能單獨和你說兩句嗎 -當然 - Father, just a moment, please? - Of course.
三年前 他在一次我們舉辦的 He came to us three years ago
冬季流浪漢救助活動中前來求助 during one of our winter nights for the homeless.
撐得比我們任何人預期的都要久 Hung on a lot longer than any of us expected.
上帝保佑 Saints be praised.
不 我不是想說那個 No, that wasn't what I...
我們實在沒能力再照顧他了 We just can't afford to keep him any longer.
州政府減少撥款了 State cutbacks.
每天你會收到50美元 You'll receive $50 a day for food
用作他的伙食及生活費 我就直說了 and whatever else he needs, but let's just say,
我不會來做突擊查訪 I'm not going to be making any surprise visits.
神父 我... Father, I've...
我做了一件糟糕透頂的事 I've... done a terrible thing.
我都不認識我自己了 I don't... recognize myself anymore.
當我照鏡子的時候 When I look in the mirror,
看到的好像是 it's like another...
另一個人在鏡子裡瞪著我 person is staring back at me, and I'm...
我有點 I'm just...
迷失了 I'm lost.
你生命的使命是建立一個美滿的家庭 Your purpose in life was to build a happy family,
你已經做到了 and you achieved that.
如今 你的丈夫離世 And now, your husband's passed,
女兒也將長大成人 and your daughter's ready to fly the nest,
但依然有人需要你 but you're still needed.
這就是你現在的使命 This is your purpose now.
你好 魯本 Hi, Ruben.
我是希拉 I'm Sheila.
好吧 棒極了 Okay, great.
一切都會非常好的 Yeah, this will be great.
寶貝 一切都還好嗎 Hey, sweetheart, is everything okay?
曼迪的老爸來學校堵我了 Mandy's dad came looking for me at school.
你沒事吧 Are you all right?
在他看到我之前開溜了 Managed to duck out before he saw me.
這些娃娃是怎麼回事 What's with the dolls?
我帶黛比去購物了 Took Debbie shopping.
她去年生日我錯過了 I missed her last birthday.
我們決定不了買哪個 就全買了 And we couldn't decide which doll to get, so we got them all!
-我去把另一堆拿進來 -還有啊 - I'll get the other load. - There's more?
不忍心告訴她 Didn't have the heart to tell her,
我已經不玩娃娃了 I don't play with dolls anymore.
她快把整輛車都塞滿了 She practically filled the car.
車 Car?
你買了輛車 You bought a car?
你的三角函數期中測試成績如何 How was your trigonometry midterm?
C減 C-minus.
棒極了 你過了 Great, you passed!
我可以跟西點軍校說再見了 I can kiss West Point good-bye.
西點軍校 West Point?
我希望能被錄取 I was hoping to get in,
不過看來我是活不到那天了 not that I'll live long enough now to go.
如果你真的想參軍 Well, if you know you want to be in the Army,
為什麼要在學校浪費時間呢 why are you wasting your time with school?
直接去 Join up.
還等什麼呢 What are we waiting for?
生日快樂 Happy birthday.
起來 我們走 Come on, let's go.
那艘船名叫博妮塔 The ship's called the Bonita.
從墨西哥開出來的 It's based out of Mexico.
-利普 -幹嘛 - Lip? - Yup?
-專心點 -我很專心在觀賞 - Focus. - I am focusing on the nude woman
你臥室裡做噴霧曬黑的裸女 getting a spray tan in your bedroom.
她想在馬科來之前去掉曬痕 She's trying to lose her tan lines before Marco gets here.
我很欣賞她努力的勁頭 It's a noble endeavor I fully endorse.
如果我們找不到馬科的船 And a complete waste of time
找不到他在哪裡 這就是浪費時間 if we do not track down Marco's ship and find out where he is.
4小時後他會打電話給我 He is calling me in four hours.
我必須給他好消息 I need to give him good news.
什麼 你還沒告訴她我們跟丟了 What, you didn't tell her we lost him?
沒有 No.
如果他沒撐住是挺可惜的 Well, it would be a shame if he didn't make it,
不過 你知道的 我可以站出來 but, you know, naturally, I'd step up,
好好安慰一下她 be there to comfort her.
得了 別廢話 利普 All right, cut the shit, Lip.
找不到馬科 就挽不回菲奧娜 I lose Marco, I lose Fiona.
好 好 Okay, okay, okay.
那艘船應該會中途停下來裝貨 So the ship should be stopping to pick up extra cargo.
船現在在哪 Where is it?
今晚會停在克利夫蘭 Be in Cleveland tonight.
克利夫蘭 克利夫蘭嗎 Cleveland! Cleveland?
沒錯 可以帶他去逛逛搖滾名人堂 Yeah, so take him to the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame,
先幫個小忙 別他媽的擋著我 but now, do me a favor, get the fuck out of my way?
謝謝 Thank you.
去過芝加哥以外的地方嗎 Ever been outside of Chicago?
我隨軍去過世界各地 Army sent me all over the world.
我在埃菲爾鐵塔外吃過牛角麵包 I ate a croissant outside the Eiffel Tower
在羅馬吃過披薩 and pizza in Rome.
其他部隊也在這徵兵吧 So the other branches are here, too, huh?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
我們會訓練你 And we'll train you, too,
當你服役期滿 so when you finish your service,
你可以回來找到一份薪水不錯的工作 you can secure a good-paying job back home.
他們在玩什麼 看起來很好玩 So, what're they playing? That looks fun.
[美政府為協助徵募新兵而發行的一款射擊遊戲]
"美國陸軍三" America's Army 3.
我們正需要像你一樣聰明的年輕人 We could use more bright, young men like you.
我什麼時候能出發 How soon can I ship out?
好的 Okay.
是美國公民吧 So, U.S. Citizen, right?
有犯罪記錄嗎 Ever been convicted of a crime?
沒有 先生 Uh, no, sir.
什麼時候畢業的 What year you graduate?
我剛讀三年級 I'm a junior.
才讀高中嗎 In high school?
等你高中畢業再來吧 Gonna have to come and see me when you got your diploma.
什麼 What?
你要拒絕他 You're turning him down?
他至少要高中畢業 He needs to be a high school graduate.
為什麼 Why?
這是規定 女士 抱歉 The rules, ma'am, I'm sorry.
去他媽的規定 讓他報名 Fuck the rules. Sign him up.
很抱歉女士 但規定就是規定 Ma'am, I'm sorry, but it's really....
他想要為國效力 He wants to serve his country!
先完成學業 Finish school.
我們保持聯繫 Let's stay in touch.
什麼時候開始 一定要會三角函數 Since when do you have to know trigonometry
才能為國捐軀 to get killed for your country?
你是派他去做乘法 You gonna send him out to do multiplication
還是去消滅恐怖分子 or kill towel heads?
夠了 媽 All right, Mom...
天啊 怪不得你們一場狗屁戰爭都贏不了 Geez, no wonder you can't win a fucking war.
好了 謝謝你 All right, thanks for your time.
多虧了你們這幫豬頭 Because of shit heads like you
我們才只能吃蛋卷還遭人白眼 that we're all gonna be eating egg rolls and speaking slant-eye.
陸軍裡都是膽小鬼 Army too chicken shit?
去你媽的 我們去報名海軍 Fuck you! We're going to the Navy.
維羅妮卡 我的休息時間還剩20分鐘 Veronica, I got 20 minutes left in my break.
足夠我們搞3次還綽綽有餘 That should give us enough time to go three times, easy.
我剛吃過東西 I just ate.
沒關係 包在我身上 Mmm, that's okay. I'll do all the work.
晚點再說 Maybe later.
拜託 造人過程最美好的部分在於 Oh, come on, the best part about making a baby is,
想要寶寶 就要做愛 you get to have sex while we're doing it.
不太可能 Not likely.
什麼意思 What're you talking about?
生孩子 Making a baby.
寶貝 我跟你說過 醫生說我們可以的 Baby, I told you, the ball doctor said we're good to go.
我是說我有問題 Talking about me.
我今天去了趟診所 Went to the clinic today.
醫生說我"不太可能"有孩子 Said me having kids-- "Not likely."
盆腔炎 PID.
很嚴重嗎 Is that bad?
夠嚴重的了 Bad enough.
寶貝 會沒事的 It's gonna be okay, baby.
反正我也沒真的想要孩子 Never really wanted them anyway.
什麼 你什麼意思 What? What do you mean?
我希望保持現狀 為什麼要改變呢 I like things the way they are. Why change?
-孩子是我們想要的 -我不想要 - It's what we wanted. - Not what I wanted.
我們說好的 We talked about it.
我只是撿你想聽的話說 I was just telling you what you wanted to hear.
你之前是在撒謊嗎 Oh, so you were lying?
你說我是騙子嗎 You calling me a liar?
如果你撒謊 那就是騙子 Maybe if you lied about it.
也許你光忙著思考自己想要什麼了 Maybe you were too busy thinking about what you wanted.
你現在是說我自私嗎 Oh, so now you're calling me selfish?
好吧 恭喜你了 You know what, congratulations.
你剛得到了你一直想要的一切 You just got everything you wanted all along.
真他媽的疼 Fuck, that hurt!
好了 普通教育水平模擬測試下週進行 All right, GED practice test next week,
記住 小刀也算武器 別帶到考場去 and remember knives count as weapons, so please leave them at home.
說的就是你們 米格爾和尚特莎 I'm looking at you, Miguel and Shontasia.
誰 我嗎 Who? Me?
嗨 我是菲奧娜·加拉格 Hi. Fiona Gallagher.
想問一下我還需要準備些什麼 Wondering if there's anything more I should be doing.
第二節課務必上 Only the second class.
有什麼可以在家自學的嗎 Anything I could be studying at home?
你高中為什麼退學 Why'd you drop out of high school?
我沒時間讀 I didn't have time.
家庭原因 Family thing.
你拿到文憑後有什麼打算 What are you going to do with your GED?
我以前猶豫過想從事 I was tossing around the idea
俱樂部餐廳的管理工作 of club restaurant managment,
但我發現自己學歷不夠 but I found out I'm under qualified.
恐怕這個文憑幫不到你 I'm afraid the GED only takes you so far nowadays.
你的開場白裡可沒這麼說 Didn't mention that in your opening remarks.
培訓班不希望我們說這些 They encourage us not to.
看來我要把目標放低一點 Guess I need to aim a little lower.
做個按摩師 Massage therapist?
你來這裡是因為你沒有文憑 You're here because there's a gap in your education,
而不是因為你的智力有問題 not your intelligence.
你住在戴利學院附近嗎 You live near Daley College?
那個初級學院 The JC?
他們提供一系列商業課程 They offer a range of business courses.
也提供獎學金和助學金 They have scholarships, financial aid.
你可以一邊保持全職工作一邊上課 You can take classes while holding down a full-time job.
你現在有時間了嗎 You have the time now?
可能有 I might, yeah.
不要放低目標 Don't have to aim low.
你是我的第二位病人 You're only my second patient.
我的第一位病人死了 My first one died.
所以 一比一 So, one for one.
你 Do you, um...
你想不想讓我 Do you want me to...
終結你的痛苦 to... end your suffering?
你想讓我 You want me to...
你只要說一聲 我就會 You just say the word, and I'll...
你願意 你是說願意嗎 Yes? Was that a yes?
我很難聽得懂 Yeah, it was just hard to hear.
也許你用手指堵住那個洞會好一些 Maybe if you plug the hole with your finger?
好吧 來聲口哨也行 Okay, bit of a whistle.
用大拇指試試 Maybe try the thumb.
你餓了 Hungry?
對了 Oh, yes!
我準備了些特別的食物 I have something special.
在這裡稍等一下 Yes, you just wait right there.
看看我準備了什麼 Look what I have.
焦糖布丁 Creme brulee.
想吃點嗎 Would you like some?
好的 Okay.
我想想 Let's see.
如果我把它餵進你嘴裡 If I put this in your mouth,
是不是會直接從那個洞裡流出來 is it just gonna spill out that hole?
莫妮卡 Monica!
我在這裡 I'm in here.
我在換壁櫥裡的紙 I'm replacing the shelf paper.
換完了一定會很漂亮的 It's gonna look great in here.
怎麼了 What?
你要道歉嗎 Want to apologize?
道什麼歉 For what?
你把我丟在印第安納某個該死的地方 For leaving me in fucking Indiana somewhere!
我真應該直接把你撞飛 I should've hit you with the car.
我走了十幾英里 Walked ten, fifteen miles.
你一定累壞了 You must be tired.
屁股都快凍掉了 Froze my ass off.
洗個澡怎麼樣 How about a bath?
我幫你洗個澡 I'll run you a bath.
之後 可以做我們最擅長的事情 And then after, we can do what we do best.
又沒有古柯鹼 We don't have an eight ball.
不是嗑藥 Not that.
做愛 Sex?
生孩子 A kid.
法蘭克 要個孩子吧 Oh, Frank. Let's do it.
我們怎麼能拒絕 Who are we to deny the world
另一顆加拉格新星來到這個世界呢 another shining Gallagher star?
黛比是我們吸古柯鹼之後懷上的 We had one kid on coke. Debbie.
是卡爾 It was Carl.
不是 卡爾是吃搖頭丸時懷的 No, Carl was E.
我還以為那是利亞姆 Thought Liam was E.
利亞姆是吃迷幻藥那回 Liam was acid.
你不記得了嗎 Don't you remember?
平安夜 Christmas Eve,
我從那個擔保人手裡搞來的 I got it from that bail-bond guy?
我們好好瘋了一場 We had our own rave.
直到孩子們下樓 Till the kids came downstairs
要什麼狗屁聖誕禮物 asking for fucking gifts.
我們從沒在吃液體迷幻藥時懷過孩子 But we've never made a little rug rat on GHB.
來懷一個吧 Yeah, let's do it.
別去我房間搞 Not in my room.
我需要爛醉一場 不想一個人喝 Need to get shit-faced, don't want to do it alone.
我去倒酒 你開始說吧 I'll pour, you talk.
我去拿杯子 I'll get the cups.
什麼事 What do you want?
我得取消我們的約會 I have to cancel our date.
-什麼約會 -我很抱歉 - What date? - I'm sorry.
你只要把明天空出來就行了 好嗎 Just keep tomorrow night free, okay?
先掛了 I-I got to go.
你找到那艘船了嗎 You find the ship?
謝啦 Thank you.
這船上什麼都沒有啊 There's nothing on it.
估計他們已經卸貨了吧 I guess they unloaded it already.
那船上的貨櫃在哪 Where are the containers?
我他媽怎麼會知道 How the fuck should I know?
操 Fuck.
冷靜 操 Easy. Fuck.
那是琳達的槍嗎 Is that Linda's?
這槍已經射過一個米爾科維奇了 It already shot one Milkovich.
我覺得我找到擺脫曼迪老爸的辦法了 Look, I think I got a way we can get rid of Mandy's dad.
不費一槍一彈 Don't even have to fire a bullet.
他還在假釋期對嗎 He's on parole, right?
綁架罪和偷盜汽車罪都還在身 Kidnapping and grand theft auto.
你覺得如果警察在他屋裡發現 All right, so what do you think the cops would do
違法槍支的話會怎麼做呢 if they found one of those in his house?
如果我們拿走這槍 琳達會發現的 Linda will know if we took it.
奶奶那把如何 Grammy's 9mm?
他會被判6年 He could get six years.
沒錯 甚至終身監禁 Yeah, or life.
槍上的序號可是去不掉的 Serial numbers aren't scratched off.
那把槍還有案底 Gun's bound to have racked up a body count.
我們只要栽贓給他就行了 All we have to do is plant it.
反正我也沒什麼好怕的了 I got nothing to lose.
三角函數期中考得一塌糊塗 Bombed the trig midterm.
有多糟糕 How bad?
我本來想應徵入伍的 I tried to enlist.
-什麼 -莫妮卡帶我去的 - What? - Monica took me.
曼迪她爸總不能衝到喀布爾去把我殺了吧 Figured Mandy's dad couldn't kill me in Kabul.
是啊 但你可能死在一堆穆斯林手上 Yeah, well, there's plenty of fucking Muslims who could.
可惜部隊都不收我 Well, they all turned me down.
陸軍 海軍 海軍陸戰隊 空軍 The Army, the Navy, Marines, Air Force.
不是還有海岸警衛隊嘛 Still got the Coast Guard.
我他媽完蛋了 It's my fucking funeral.
不管怎樣 在明早前繼續保持低調 好嗎 Look, just... lay low until tomorrow morning, okay?
記得帶槍一起去 Don't forget the gun.
除了能管理樓上的酒吧 On top of managing the upstairs bar,
我還能自己想些點子來策劃推廣 I could've gotten my own night to promote.
我們幹嘛要談論一個你還沒得到的工作呢 Why are we talking about a job you didn't get?
我真的很想得到那工作 I really wanted it.
別費時間去想那些你無法得到的東西 Don't spend time thinking about things you can't have.
醫生又沒說一點懷孕的希望都沒有 Doctor didn't say it was impossible.
幾乎沒有 Close to it.
從什麼時候起你也開始認命了 Since when do you take no for an answer?
你不也一樣嗎 Since when do you?
*我怎麼能就這樣讓你轉身離開* *How can I just let you walk away?*
*讓你這樣悄無聲息地離開* *Just let you leave without a trace*
*當我靜靜站在這黑夜裡* *When I stand here taking every breath*
*與你一起共同呼吸* *With you, ooh*
希拉 你是這世上唯一一個懂我的人 Sheila, you're the only one who really knew me at all.
快起床 寶貝 快起來 Wake up, baby, come on,
媽媽需要你的幫助 Mommy needs your help.
伊恩在那裡 Where is Ian?
快來嘛 很好玩的 Come on, it's going to be fun.
黛比 別忘了叫上你爸爸 Debbie, don't forget your father.
多謝你昨天聽我嘮叨了一晚上 小菲 Thanks for letting me talk your ear off last night, Fi.
等她回來了我會轉達的 I'll tell her when she gets back.
她一大早的死哪裡去了 Where the hell did she go this early?
嘿 他還沒出來 Hey, he's still in there.
-有沒有留備用鑰匙 -門從來不鎖 - They leave a key anywhere? - Door's unlocked.
-誰敢闖進他們家 -那倒是 - Who would be crazy enough to break in? - Right.
奶奶的槍拿來了嗎 You bring Grammy's gun?
記得把指紋擦掉 Remember to wipe your prints off.
他出來了 There he is.
把槍放哪裡好 Where should we plant it?
就跟這一堆放在一起好了 Maybe beside all the others.
老天 Jesus.
就像爛房子上再砸個洞一樣 It's like bringing a joint to a crack house.
搞什麼 What the fuck?
-我要一槍打爆你的小屁股 -放下槍 - Gonna fucking waste your Peter Pan ass. - Put it down.
你他媽要幹嘛 What the fuck you doing?
-放他走 -是這個小雜種先闖進來的 - Let him go. - The little shit broke in.
-等等 那不是他的孩子 -他知道 - Wait, he's not the dad. - He knows.
我他媽的當然知道 The fuck I do.
我已經告訴你是誰的孩子的了 I told you whose it is.
放他走 爸 這是我們倆之間的事 Let him go, Dad. This is between us.
孩子是你爸的 Your dad?
再多說一個字 我就把你的腦袋給爆了 Another word and I'll blow your brains all over the fucking linoleum.
你怎麼睡在這裡 What are you doing down here?
我不想一個人孤零零地躺在我們床上 I didn't want to sleep in our bed without you.
你眼睛都紅了 Your eyes are red.
我睡不著 I couldn't sleep.
你呢 You?
-我先說 -不 我先說 - I'll go first. - No, me.
我說你是騙子 I called you a liar.
因為我的確是 Only 'cause I am.
我說我不想要孩子 Said I didn't want kids.
其實我想 I did.
其實 世上還有很多無家可歸的孩子呢 You know, there are lots of kids who need a home.
像我這樣搞得一塌糊塗的孤兒嗎 Fucked up foster kids like me?
正是 Exactly.
我們可以自己組建一支自己的軍隊 We could build up our own army
就像韋斯利·斯奈普斯 like Wesley Snipes,
占領整個街區 take over the neighborhood.
其實 沒人說我們要放棄嘗試 You know, no one said that we have to stop trying.
快過來 Come here.
我他媽要用開罐器 把你的喉嚨撕爛 I am going to slit your throat with a motherfucking can opener!
我沒東西吃 I have no food.
該死的手機也快沒電了 My fucking phone is dying, man.
我在盡一切努力找你 I am trying to find you!
艾斯特法尼婭 安靜點 Estefania, please!
你在一輛去喬治亞州超市的車上 You were on your way to a Costco
可是車子突然改路線了 in Georgia but got re-routed.
我不管 我他媽才不管 I don't care, man, don't fucking care.
你聽著 我剛剛跟我哥聊了一個小時 Listen, I just finish an hour conversation with my brother,
可是我哥已經死了12年了! and he's dead 12 years.
放我出去 Get me out of here!
你就不能閉嘴嗎 Will you give it a rest?!
喂 Hello?
我操 Fuck!
你 死定了 You-- dead man.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
你說呢 我在清洗地毯 What does it look like? I'm steam-cleaning the rug.
我從商店租的 I rented it from Jewel-Osco.
你們都多久沒清洗過了 When's the last time you think this has been cleaned?
你跑了幾公里 How many miles did you run?
4公里 Uh, four.
很快你就能每天跑6公里了 You'll be up to six in no time.
趁還有熱水快去沖個澡吧 Yeah, take a shower while there's still hot water.
嘿 卡爾 Hey, Carl.
卡爾 Carl?
嘿 讓我跟曼迪單獨說幾句 好嗎 Hey, just want a second with Mandy, okay?
要這個嗎 Will you need this?
-待會見 -好的 - I'll see you later. -Ok.
你 So...
什麼時候回來的 When'd you get home?
昨天晚上 Last night.
他喝醉了 然後把我當成了我媽 He drinks and mistakes me for Mom.
他偶爾會這樣 Only once in a while.
沒什麼大不了的 Not like it's a big deal.
你看你 一副蛋疼的表情 Watch the fucking look on your face.
什麼時候輪到加拉格家的人來鄙視我了 A Gallagher looking down on me-- I don't think so.
為什麼他以為孩子是我的 Why'd he think it was me?
他昏過去了 忘記了 He blacks out... forgets.
利普最好不要到處亂講 Lip better keep his mouth shut.
他不會的 He will.
我只想這件事情快點過去 I just wish the whole thing would go away.
我們能想出辦法來的 We can make it.
你能拿出600美元來嗎 You got $600 lying around?
我們可以一起來 We can raise it.
我是說籌錢 不是養孩子 The money, no the baby.
你願意為了我這麼做嗎 You'd do that?
你是我的女朋友呀 You're my girlfriend.
安東尼·波登 Anthony Bourdain?
探索-生活頻道主持人
桑傑·古普特 Sanjay Gupta.
CNN節目主持人
南希·格蕾絲 Nancy Grace!
美國著名電視節目主持人
肯定有你喜歡的人吧 Thers got to be a missing white girl somewhere.
魯本 我真的盡力了 Oh, Ruben, I'm trying.
不要嗎 No?
你不想看電視 不吃東西 You don't want TV, you don't eat.
你臨死之前還有什麼願望嗎 Do you have a wish before you go,
有什麼我能幫到你的嗎 anything I can get you?
我...我不知道...不明白你的意思 Oh, oh, I don't, I-I'm not sure what you mean.
牛奶和雞蛋 Milk, eggs.
你好呀 兄弟 Hey, bro.
他聽不見你說話 He can't hear you.
外面是不是越來越冷了 Is it getting cold out there?
要是能洗個熱水澡就好了 Could use a shower.
還是 不要了吧 Oh, uh, that's not a good idea.
嘿 我 Hey, I...
好的 我會告訴她的 Uh, okay, I'll tell her.
我前幾個月學了一點手語 So I spent the last few months learning baby sign language.
他說他討厭焦糖布丁 He says he hates creme brulee.
-吃了會腹瀉 -我也發現了 - Gives him the runs. - Oh, I noticed that.
那他想吃什麼呢 Is there anything he does like?
你想吃些什麼呢 Uh, what do you want to eat?
會做蛋糕嗎 Know how to make cake?
草莓酥餅蛋糕 Strawberry shortcake.
草莓酥餅蛋糕 Strawberry shortcake?
不行 他說"才不要吃那個" No, he says, "Fuck that."
香草蛋糕 Vanilla cake
再他媽給我加上很多的柑曼怡甜酒 with a shitload of Grand Marnier.
同志 你得注意一下你的措辭 Hey, you need to watch your language, bro.
他臨死之前還有最後一個願望 Uh, there's one more thing before he kicks it.
我想操她 Want to fuck.
過分了 兄弟 Hey, out of line, bro!
站在這裡的可是位淑女 That's a lady right there.
他剛剛說什麼了 What'd he say?
他很抱歉 He's sorry.
他會想點別的願望的 He'll settle for something else.
除了水晶香檳 其他的都放到冷櫃裡 Put everything but the Cristal in the cooler.
我想要這份工作 I want the job.
菲奧娜 Fiona...
你之前問我懂不懂管理 You asked if I've managed before.
我能 我管著一屋子的孩子 Yeah, a houseful of kids.
那讓我學會了一手拍著一個孩子的頭 Taught me how to smack with one hand
另一手拍著另一個孩子的背 while giving a pat on the back with the other.
囤貨 預算 Inventory, budgeting.
如何用僅有的錢 去滿足一家六口人的需求 Go grocery shopping for a family of six with what's in my pocket,
讓我們好好談談吧 then let's talk.
曾經 有人發現了 At some point, somebody saw that
你不光只會跳舞而已 you were more than a cage dancer
並且給了你一個機會 and they took a chance on you.
我可以的 I can do this.
今晚有個試運營活動 I got a pre-opening event tonight.
節奏會很快 你要跟得上才行 Things move fast, got to keep up.
我會的 I will.
好吧 就讓你試試 All right, let's give it a shot.
那是經理的制服 That's what managers wear.
挑件合身的 我要去面試DJ了 Pick out your size. I got to go audition DJs.
我一定會讓你滿意的 梅格 I'm gonna kick ass, Meg.
好吧 9點見 All right, I'll see you at 9:00.
好的 太棒了 多謝了 兄弟 Okay, cool. Yeah, thanks, man.
凱文說酒吧那邊已經準備好了 Kev says we're all set for the Alibi.
我們為什麼要搞這麼白痴的籌款活動 Why do we even have to do this stupid fund-raiser?
曼迪需要我們的幫助 Mandy needs our help.
又一批巧克力餅乾好了 Got more chocolate chip cookies.
能籌一塊是一塊 對不對 Every buck counts, right?
有誰想再做一批 Who wants another batch?
加花生醬還是太妃糖 Peanut butter, toffee?
膠帶放哪裡了 廚房裡亂得什麼都找不到 Where is the tape? Can't find anything in this kitchen.
我們什麼時候把家具放回原位 When are we moving the furniture back?
黛比 我愛死你做的海報了 Oh, Debbie, I love your poster.
你是遺傳了誰的藝術天賦啊 Where did you get your artistic talent from?
誰想要嚐嚐我的餅乾 Who wants to sample a cookie?
我 Me.
這些是為籌款準備的 Uh, they're for the fund-raiser.
血糖有點低 Blood sugar is dipping,
得應付你媽 trying to keep up with your mother.
她都快把我榨乾了 She is wearing me out.
傳單搞定了 I'm done with the flyer.
是"籌款" 不是"有趣的剃刀" Uh, it's "Fund-raiser"," Not "Fun razor."
要想有人來 Want'em to show up,
就要讓他們覺得有人要挨刀子了 make'em think someone's getting cut.
好吧 拿去影印吧 伙伴 All right, make copies, man.
我帶他去 Oh, I'll take him.
走吧 卡爾 就我們倆 Come on, you and me, Carl.
我們開新車去 We can take the new car.
母子快樂時光怎麼都嫌不夠 Can't get enough Carl and Mommy time.
想買新衣服嗎 Do you need some new clothes?
我們可以去傑西潘尼連鎖店看看 We could stop at JCPenney.
-我會開車 -不行 - I can drive. - No,
你有駕照嗎 Do you have a license?
老媽永遠都不會清洗地毯了 對吧 Mom's never going to shampoo the rug, is she?
冷靜點 好嗎 Will you calm down, okay?
你就不能坐下來好好說嗎 Just will you sit down and take a seat?
好吧 我要是聽得懂你說的 Okay, if I hear what you were saying,
我敢肯定是一堆好話 I'm sure that it's great,
難道你看不到我已經盡全力了嗎 but can you see that I am trying my best?
你這傢伙 死哪裡去了 You! Where have you been?!
我他媽又不是你的僕人 I'm not on fucking retainer.
好吧 馬科失蹤了 Okay, Marco's disappeared.
在某輛貨車上 毫無線索 He's on a truck somewhere, no idea where.
這可不妙 That's not good.
你聽得懂葡萄牙語 Whoa, you know Portuguese?
是啊 跟義大利語差不多 Yeah, it's like Italian.
她說要是馬科有個三長兩短 She says if you don't find Marco alive,
她就要給她爸打電話了 she's gonna call her father.
好吧 Okay.
但願到時不會有人挖了你的眼睛 I hope you're not wed
或者割了你的 to your eyes or your...
舌頭 tongue.
或者乾脆閹了你 Or your dick.
給 拿著 Here, hold this.
不不不 你要打給誰 No, no, no, no, no. Who are you calling?
我有個朋友在本地運輸工會 I got a Teamster friend in local 710.
你好 塔利 Yeah, yo, Tully.
我在找一個你們用貨車託運的貨櫃 I'm looking for a container one of your drivers is hauling.
好的 我不掛 Yeah, sure I can hold.
見鬼 卡爾 快換位置 Oh, shit, Carl. Carl. Come on. Switch places.
快點 快 Quick. Quick.
你應該繫上安全帶 You're supposed to have your seatbelt on.
這些搭嗎 Think these'll match?
你在看什麼 What are you looking up?
沒什麼 Nothing.
這可是我的電腦 It's my computer.
你不知道怎麼用私密瀏覽吧 You don't know how to do private browsing.
我待會查一下歷史記錄就知道了 I'll check the history later.
理察-戴利大學 Richard Daley College?
就是隨便看看 Just seeing what's out there.
在想法子把利普弄進大學之前 You got to get Lip back in high school first
還是先讓他把高中念完吧 before you got any shot of getting him to college.
其實是為我自己 Actually, it's for me.
我下個月就通過普通教育水平測試了 I pass my GED next month,
可以在一月入學 I can enroll for January.
每天去俱樂部上班之前 I could fit in two classes a day
我還能先去上兩節課 before I'd have to be at the club.
學習行銷 Study up on marketing,
在學期結束前 我就可以推廣自己的夜店活動了 I could be promoting my own night before the end of the semester.
太棒了 菲 Good for you, Fi.
你為什麼不直接跟我說呢 Why didn't you just say so?
我還以為你在看凱文的裸照呢 I thought you was looking at Kev dick pics.
嘿 加拉格 Hey, Gallagher.
看見菲奧娜了嗎 我一直在找她 Seen Fiona? I've been looking for her.
幹嘛 怎麼了 Why, what's up?
你媽進局子裡了 Your mom's down at the station.
帶錢去保釋她吧 Bring bail money.
臨終遺願 Dying wish.
這要怎麼餵他 How are we gonna feed it to him?
估計他還想再抽一口 Think he wants another hit.
他之前那麼努力地戒毒 He worked so hard to get clean.
有時候堅持並不值得 Sometimes it's not worth holding out.
人生苦短 Life's too short.
何不及時行樂 Why not just give in?
老天啊 Christ.
我可不是為了你那點存貨來的 I'm not here for your stash.
我需要保釋金 I need bail money.
我只有一千塊 I only have a grand.
你居然有一千塊 You have a grand?
我們的過冬基金哪裡去了 Where's the Squirrel Fund?
什麼狗屁過冬基金 What the hell is a Squirrel Fund?
他媽的把你口袋掏出來給我看看 Empty your fucking pockets.
你就這樣跟你爸說話嗎 You talk to your father that way?
他媽的給我鑰匙 放我出去 Get the fucking key and get me out of here!
我要打電話 I want my phone call!
把我的律師羅德尼·金找來 Get my lawyer, Rodney King,
你們這幫混蛋 your asses.
你弟弟開的車 Your brother was driving.
撞的可不輕 不過應該沒什麼大礙 He got a nasty bump, but he'll be fine.
我跟隊長說 I told my captain
是你媽酒駕 your mom was driving under the influence.
把我關起來你們就很有成就感了 You feel powerful locking me up?
她一刻都不肯消停 She's not making it easy.
我可不是隱形人 I'm not invisible!
兄弟 還好嗎 Hey, buddy, you're doing okay?
你們聽到我的話了嗎 Do you hear me?
我就在這裡 I'm right here.
我就在這裡 I'm right here. Here!
這他媽是在搞什麼 What the fuck is this?
我們在籌款 We're raising money.
為了曼蒂 For Mandy.
只要捐25美元 酒水任喝 $25, all the well drinks you want.
伙伴們 撞球錦標賽 Hey, guys, you got ten minutes to sign up
報名還剩下10分鐘 for the pool tournament,
報名費5塊 大家可以下注了 Five dollar entry fee; bragging rights are at stake.
謝謝你幫忙 凱文 Hey, thanks for all your help, Kev.
這世上加拉格家的人已經夠多了 Yeah, too many Gallaghers in the world already.
之前是利普 現在輪到你了 Lip, now you?
他們不該在學校發放保險套的 Instead of passing rubbers out at schools,
直接去你家發得了 they should be passing them out at your house.
黛比 餅乾呢 Hey, Debbie. Cookies?
餅乾1塊錢 We have dollar a cookie,
布朗尼50 buck 50 a brownie,
70就可以過過槍癮 70 for the gun.
你怎麼找來這麼多人的 Oh, hey, how'd you get so many people here?
就跟他們說好心有好報 Told them the proceeds go to a great cause.
為教會收容所募捐 It's for a church retreat.
關愛兔唇兒童 Kids with cleft palates.
給你 Here.
國家步槍協會 The NRA.
為反猶太復國主義運動集資 The resistance against the Zionist occupation.
你看起來挺不錯嘛 Hey, wow, you look great.
馬科在哪裡 Where's Pele?
在陽光之州佛羅里達呢 Florida, sunshine state.
我們正要趕去機場 就想過來跟你說聲 Heading to the airport, just wanted to stop by
約會要改期了 and ask for another rain check.
改期 Rain check?
明天我就任憑你差遣了 好嗎 Tomorrow I'm all yours, okay?
我有說要你了嗎 Who says I want you?
你他媽去哪裡了 Where the fuck have you been?
你是打算搬回來了還是只過來看一下 Oh, what, you back for good or just visiting?
我剛剛把莫妮卡從局子裡保出來 Just bailed Monica out of jail.
什麼 怎麼回事 What? Why?
還不是條子們為了那點配額 Cops and their fucking quotas,
要不然你以為呢 why do you think?
她讓卡爾拿那輛別克當碰碰車玩 She let Carl play bumper cars with a Buick.
-他還好嗎 -就只問"他好嗎" -Is he okay? -"Is he okay?"
你媽的死活就不管不顧了是吧 What about your mother?
你們兩個沒良心的混蛋可是她生出來的 She birthed your ungrateful asses.
我的會要遲到了 I'm late for a meeting.
他們說卡爾應該沒事 They said Carl's gonna be fine,
不過也很難說 因為他之前 but it's hard to tell because he's
已經腦震盪過幾次了 normally concussed more than he isn't.
那就別讓他睡著了 Well, don't let him fall asleep.
現在你倒在這裡發號施令了 What, you're AWOL this whole time,
那先前你是幹嘛去了 now you're giving orders?
-我一直在啊 -是嗎 - I was around. - Really?
那你知道莫妮卡花光了所有的過冬基金 So you know Monica spent all the Squirrel Fund money?
你知道嗎 我都沒錢保她出來 You know what,I wouldn't have even had the cash to bail her out
我把黛比房間的那堆娃娃拿去退了才湊夠的 if I didn't return a bunch of dolls that I found in Debie's room
在這個家你要學會的首要準則就是 The first rule you learn in this house,
你他媽要把錢藏好 you hide the goddamn money.
-她看起來比以前好多了 -看看這個家 -She seemed better. -Look at this place.
沙發居然都擺到廚房裡來了 The sofa is in the kitchen.
殺千刀的 她還帶伊恩去應徵入伍 For fuck's sake, she tried to get Ian to enlist.
什麼 She what?
你以為會有什麼好事發生嗎 菲奧娜 What did you think was gonna happen, Fiona?
我以為這次會不一樣了 Thought it might be different this time.
現在知道夢想破滅是什麼滋味了吧 Hm, well, how'd that Kool-Aid taste going down?
她在哪裡 Where is she?
你差點害死卡爾 You could've gotten Carl killed!
你還帶伊恩去報名參軍 You tried to get Ian into the army?!
你答應過我的 You promised me.
給我起來 Get out of bed!
起來呀 媽 Get out of bed, Mom!
放我出去 Get me out of here!
救命啊 Help!