Jojo Betzler Jojo Betzler.
十岁 Ten years old.
今天你将在一个特殊的周末特训中 Today you join the ranks of the Jungvolk,
成为少年队的一员 in a very special training weekend.
训练会非常不易 但是今天 It's going to be intense, but today
你会蜕变成一个男人 you become a man.
我发誓将把我所有的精力和 I swear to devote all my energies
所有的力量奉献于我们国家的救世主 and my strength to the savior of our country -
阿道夫·希特勒 Adolf Hitler.
我心甘情愿并时刻准备为他放弃自己的生命 I am willing and ready to give up my life for him,
所以愿上帝保佑我 so help me God.
是的 这就对了 Yes, that's right.
- 现在Jojo Betzler 你具有什么样的精神 – 蛇的精神 - Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind? - Snake mind.
- Jojo Betzler 你有什么样的身体 – 狼的身体 - And Jojo Betzler, what is your body? - Wolf body.
- Jojo Betzler 你具备什么样的勇气 – 豹的勇气 - Jojo Betzler, what is your courage? - Panther courage.
- Jojo Betzler 你又有什么样的灵魂 – 德国灵魂 - And Jojo Betzler, what is your soul? - A German soul.
孩子 你准备好了 Yeah, man, you're ready.
阿道夫 Adolf?
我觉得我做不到 I don't think I can do this.
什么 你当然可以 Was? Of course, you can!
是 你有点瘦弱 也不太受欢迎 Sure, you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular,
即使你已经十岁了 and you can't tie your
还不能自己系鞋带 shoelaces even though you're ten years old.
但你仍然是我见过最好的 But you're still, the bestest,
最忠诚的小纳粹分子 most loyal little Nazi I've ever met.
更不用说你那帅气的脸蛋儿了 Not to mention the fact you're really good-looking.
所以 你会去参加训练 So, you gonna get out
你也会玩的很开心 好吧 there and you gonna have a great time, okay?
- 好吧 – 就是这种精神 很好 - Okay. - That's the spirit! Okay.
孩子 向我致敬 Heil me, man.
希特勒万岁 Heil Hitler.
什么 你可以做得比这更好 Whaat? You can heil me better than that.
希特勒万岁 Heil Hitler.
轻松点 甚至别去刻意想 Just throw it away, don't even think about that.
- 希特勒万岁 – 不 你太刻意了 - Heil Hitler. - No, you're over thinking it.
- 希特勒万岁 – 希特勒万岁 - Heil Hitler. - Heil Hiteler.
谁是希忒勒 你到底会不会说德语 Who's Hiteler? Do you even speak German?
- 希特勒万岁 – 那才不是万岁 这才叫万岁 - Heil Hitler! - That's not the heil, this is the heil -
- 万岁 – 希特勒万岁 - Heil! - Heil Hitler!
希特勒万岁 Heil Hitler!
这就对了 你做到了 希特勒万岁 祝你玩得愉快 That's it, you got it. Heil Hitler! Have a great day.
希特勒万岁 你会是最棒的 Heil Hitler! You gonna be the best.
希特勒万岁 你能行的 Heil Hitler! You can do it.
希特勒万岁 Heil Hitler!
# 来吧 到我这来 # ♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu Mir ♪
# 你偷走了我的心 # ♪ Du nimmst Mir den Verstand ♪
# 来吧 到我这来 # ♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu Mir ♪
# 来吧 给我你的手 # ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪
# 你真美 # ♪ Oh, Du bist so schön ♪
# 像钻石一样美丽 # ♪ Schön wie ein Diamant ♪
# 我想和你一起离开 # ♪ Ich will mit Dir gehen ♪
# 来吧 给我你的手 # ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪
- 希特勒万岁 Yorki – 希特勒万岁 Jojo - Heil Hitler, Yorki. - Heil Hitler, Jojo.
你准备好度过这最美好的周末了吗 Are you ready for the best weekend ever?
- 是的 我准备好了 – 我们出发吧 - Yes, I am! - Let's go!
# 我从没和其他人这样做过 # ♪ Das war noch nie bei einer Anderen ♪
# 就这一次 # ♪ Einmal so ♪
# 你是如此美丽 # ♪ Oh, Du bist so schön ♪
# 美得像钻石一般 # ♪ Schön wie ein Diamant ♪
# 我要和你一起离开 # ♪ Ich will mit Dir gehen ♪
# 来吧 把你的手给我 # ♪ Komm, gib Mir deine Hand ♪
- 希特勒万岁 伙计们 – 希特勒万岁 - Heil Hitler, guys. - Heil Hitler!
少年队的各位 欢迎你们来到希特勒青年团周末特训 Jungvolk, welcome to the Hitlerjugend training weekend.
在这里我们会让你们所有人成为真正的男人和女人 In which we will make men and women of you all.
我叫Klenzendorf 上尉 My name is Captain Klenzendorf.
- 你们可以叫我K上尉 – K上尉 - You may call me Captain K. - Captain K!
这是Finkel下属 And this is Sub-Officer Finkel.
这是Rahm小姐 This is Fr盲ulein Rahm.
希特勒万岁 各位 Hey, Heil Hitler, everyone.
我来做个简短自我介绍 我是谁 以及我为什么在这里 So, a little about me. Who am I and why am I here,
和一群小屁孩讲话 talking to a bunch of little titty-grabbers,
而不是带领我的士兵 instead of leading my men into
战死沙场 这是个好问题 battle to their glorious deaths. Great question.
自从有一次作战"搞糟了" 我每天都在问自己这个问题 I've been asking myself every day since operation "Screw up".
在一场完全可以躲开敌人袭击中 Where I lost a perfectly
我失去了我一只宝贵的眼镜 good eye in a totally preventable enemy attack.
而且依我上司的话讲 And according to my superiors, you
你需要两只眼睛才能在战场上浴血奋战 need two eyes to be a meaningful part of the war effort.
有两只眼睛的人能做到这个吗 Can two eyed people do this?
天啊 Jesus!
在接下来的两天里 你们 Over the next two days, you,
这些小屁孩们将体会到 little critters, will get to experience
我的老师在军队里 some of the things that my
每天都要经历的事情 teacher in the army goes through every day.
虽然我们国家在战场上节节败退 And even though it would appear our country is on a back foot,
看起来也没什么希望赢得这场战争 and there really isn't much hope in that's winning this war.
但很显然 我们看起来还很好 Apparently, we're doing just fine.
不管怎样 Anyway.
所有的男孩们都配备了 You boys have all been
你们自己的德意志少年队匕首 issued with your Deutsches Jungvolk Daggers.
它们是非常特殊且珍贵的武器 These are very special and expensive weapons.
你们要随身携带 You should never be without them.
但不要刺伤别人 And don't try to stab each other!
不许刺 No stabbing!
不要刺 No stabbing.
这是你们成为男人的第一步 This is your first step towards being men.
今天你们将参加的活动 包括 Today you boys will be involved in such activities, as
行军 刺刀演习 掷手榴弹 marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing,
挖沟 看地图 防毒气 trench digging, map reading, gas defense,
伪装 伏击技巧 camouflage, ambush techniques,
模拟战争 射击枪和炸弹 war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up.
女孩们将练习重要的女性职责 比如 The girls will practice important womanly duties, such as
包扎伤口 铺床 以及学习如何怀孕 dressing wounds, making beds, and learning how to get pregnant.
我为德国生了十八个孩子 I've had 18 kids for Germany.
这是个身为女孩倍感荣耀的年代 Such a great year to be a girl.
那么 让我们开始吧 All right. Let's get to it.
天啊救救我 God help me.
# 当我深夜躺在床上 # ♪ When I'm lyin' in my bed at night ♪
# 我不想长大 # ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪
# 似乎没有事情是对的 # ♪ Nothin' ever seems to turn out right ♪
# 我不想长大 # ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪
- 三二一 – 万字 - Three, two, one - swastika.
# 事物总在改变 # ♪ That's always changing things ♪
# 真想做一只小狗 # ♪ Makes me wish that I could be a dog ♪
# 当我看见你付出的代价 # ♪ When I see the price that you pay ♪
# 我不想长大 # ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪
# 我永远不想变成那样 # ♪ I don't ever wanna be that way ♪
# 我不想长大 # ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪
- 现在 解决他 – 不要 - Now, finish him. - Don't, don't!
# 今天我要做的唯一一件事就是... # ♪ The only thing to live for is today... ♪
- 牙 – 对 牙 - Fangs. - Fangs, ja.
- 蛇舌 – 蛇舌 对 - Serpent tongue. - Serpent tongue, ja.
- 鳞片 – 对 鳞片 - Scales. - Ja, scales.
这是因为从前有一个犹太人和一条鱼交配过 Because once upon a time a Jewish man mated with a fish.
雅利安人比其他种族 The Aryans are 1000 times
文明先进一千倍 more civilized and advanced than any other race.
现在 孩子们 把你们的东西收拾好 Now, get your things together,
是时候烧些书了 kids, it's time to burn some books.
# 梳好头 擦亮鞋 # ♪ Comb their hair and shine their shoes ♪
# 我不想长大 # ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪
# 呆在我的老家 # ♪ Stay around in my old hometown ♪
# 我不想一贫如洗 # ♪ I don't wanna put no money down ♪
# 我不想欠钱背债 # ♪ I don't wanna get me a big old loan ♪
# 不想为他们工作到死 # ♪ Work them fingers to the bone ♪
# 我不想扫地 # ♪ I don't wanna float a broom ♪
# 也不想恋爱然后结婚生子 # ♪ Fall in love and get married then boom ♪
# 我怎么这么快就长大了 # ♪ How the hell did it get here so soon ♪
# 我根本不想长大 # ♪ I don't wanna grow up ♪
犹太人听起来很恐怖 对吧 Jews sound scary, huh?
我觉得还好 Not to me.
如果我遇到犹太人 我会想这样杀死他 If I met one, I'd kill it like that.
像是... Like...
这样 That.
但是你怎么知道你见到的是犹太人呢 But how would you know if you saw one?
他们可能长得跟我们一样 They can look just like us.
我能感受到他们头顶的角 I'd feel its head for horns.
而且他们闻起来像布鲁塞尔芽菜 And they smell like Brussels sprouts.
是啊 我忘记布鲁塞尔芽菜了 Oh yeah, I forgot about the Brussels sprouts bit.
想象一下抓住一个犹太人 然后交给希特勒 Imagine catching one and giving it to Hitler.
这样就一定可以加入他的私人护卫队了 That'd be a sure-fire way to get into his personal guards.
然后 我们就会成为最好的朋友 Then, we would become best friends.
我以为我是你最好的朋友 I thought I was your best friend.
Yorki 你是我第二好的朋友 Yorki, you're my 2nd best friend.
第一的位置要留给元首 First place is reserved for the Führer.
除非你是藏在小胖子身体里的希特勒 So, unless you're Hitler, hiding in a fat little boy's body,
那我和第二好的朋友一起也很开心 I'd be happy with 2nd place.
我想我只是藏在小胖子身体里的小孩 I guess I'm just a kid in a fat kid's body.
那不得了 Case closed.
当你站在敌人的面前 需要终结他的生命 When you stand before the enemy, and have to end his life.
你们谁有胆可以下手 Which of you will have the stomach to do this?
很好 Good.
希特勒的军队不需要软弱的人 There is no room in Hitler's army for those that lack strength.
我们想要坚强的战士 We want hardened warriors.
随时准备好杀人的战士 Those, that are prepared to kill at will.
- 你们能做到吗 -能 - Can you do this? - Yes.
Johannes Johannes.
你能杀人吗 Can you kill?
当然 我喜欢杀戮 Pff, of course. I love killing.
很好 Good.
过来 Come here.
别怕 过来吧 Don't be scared. Come on.
很好 Good.
杀了它 Kill it.
扭断它的脖子 杀了这只兔子 Wring its neck and kill the rabbit.
你是怕了吗 Or are you scared?
我不怕 I'm not scared.
我只是 I just...
现在 Now!
双手放在它的脖子上 Place both hands around its neck,
然后用力拧一圈 and then one hard twist.
它可能会尖叫 但我们用靴子踩死它 He might scream, but we'll just use the boot to finish it off.
杀 Kill!
干得漂亮 Good shot.
你是个懦夫 和你爸一样 You are a coward. Just like your father.
他不是懦夫 他在意大利打仗 He's not a coward, he's fighting in Italy.
是吗 两年都没人收到他的消息了 Really? Well, no one has heard from him in 2 years.
他是个逃兵 He is a deserting coward.
他怕了 你也是 He's scared, and so are you.
你怕得就像只小兔子一样 You're as scared as a little rabbit.
害怕的小兔子 也许我们也该掐断你的脖子 Scared little rabbit. Maybe we should snap your neck too?
乔乔兔 Jojo the rabbit.
乔乔兔 Jojo Rabbit.
可怜的乔乔 怎么了 小家伙 Poor Jojo. What's wrong, little man?
嗨 Adolf Hi, Adolf.
想告诉我兔子插曲吗 Wanna tell me about that rabbit incident?
那是怎么回事 What was all that about?
他们想让我杀了它 They wanted me to kill it.
很抱歉 我做不到 I'm sorry. I couldn't.
别担心 我不在乎 Don't worry about it. I couldn't care less.
但现在他们叫我害怕的兔子 But now they call me a scared rabbit.
他们想说什么 就让他们说去呗 Let them say whatever they want.
人们过去常说我的坏话 People used to say a lot of nasty things about me.
这家话是个精神病 看那个疯子 This guy is a lunatic. Look at that psycho,
他会害死我们的 he's gonna get us all killed.
我来告诉你一个小秘密 I'll let you in on a little secret.
兔子不是懦夫 The rabbit is no coward.
谦卑的小兔子每天都要面对危险的世界 The humble little bunny faces the dangerous world every day,
为他的家庭 为他的族群搜集胡萝卜 hunting carrots for his family, for his country.
我的帝国将有各种动物 My empire would be full of all animals.
狮子 长颈鹿 斑马 犀牛 章鱼 Lions, giraffes, zebras, rhinoceroses, octopuses,
犀牛章鱼兽 Rhinoctopuses.
甚至勇猛的兔子 Even the mighty rabbit.
要烟吗 Cigarette?
不用谢谢 我不抽烟 No thanks, I don't smoke.
让我给你一些好建议 Let me give you some really good advice.
做只兔子 Be the rabbit.
谦卑的兔子能智胜所有的敌人 The humble bunny can outwit all of his enemies.
他勇敢 狡猾 强壮 He's brave and sneaky and strong.
做只兔子 Be the rabbit.
乔乔 Jojo.
你还好吗 乔乔 Are you all right, Jojo?
你在和谁说话 Who were you talking to?
没人 Nobody.
我以为你在哭呢 I thought you were crying.
你是眼泪专家吗 Are you a tear-job specialist?
不是 No.
那谈话结束 Case closed.
现在 轮到乔乔 Now, it's time for Jojo
展示给那些臭虫看 to show those stick insects
谁是真正懦弱的兔子了 who is the real cowardly rabbit.
不好意思 你在说什么 I'm sorry, what are you talking about?
别放心上 Never mind.
乔乔 你要去哪 Jojo, where are you going?
去做只兔子 To be the rabbit!
乔乔兔 Jojo Rabbit!
找萝卜 乔乔兔 Hunting carrots, Jojo Rabbit!
嘿 太不可思议了 我们就像两只羚羊人 Hey, this is amazing! We're like two human antelopes.
现在 小伙子们 Now, lads.
你们每一个人都有机会 Each of you will be given
点燃并投掷手榴弹 the opportunity to ignite and throw a grenade.
我会亲自监督你们每一个人 I will personally be supervising each of you
确保你们不会把自己眼睛炸瞎之类的 to make sure you don't blow your eyes out, or something.
好了 谁先来 All right. Who's first?
Klaus Klaus!
完蛋 Shit!
别这样做 Don't do that.
乔乔 Jojo!
Feldscher 抬走他 Feldscher, take him in.
乔乔 Jojo!
噢天哪 他就像幅毕加索名画 Oh mein Gott, he looks like a Picasso painting.
他妈妈会杀了我的 His mother is going to kill me.
我亲爱的宝贝 My darling cub.
嘿 儿子 Hey, kid.
我亲爱的小崽子 My darling little cub.
你为什么这么高兴 你儿子丑得像怪物一样 Why so happy? Your son is ugly like a monster.
嘿 你才不是怪物 Hey, you're no monster!
而且 你的伤疤是会痊愈的 Besides, your scars will heal and
你的腿也会慢慢灵活起来的 you'll get most of the movement back in your legs.
但我不能成为希特勒的私人保镖了 But I'll never be in Hitler's personal guards.
你会好起来的 You're fine as you are.
我很高兴你能回家 I'm just happy to have you back home.
狮子妈妈担心她的小崽子 Mama lion worries about her cub,
特别是狮子爸爸不在的时候 especially when papa lion isn't here.
还有狮子Inga Or Inga lion.
扎住兔子尾巴 把它绕在兔耳朵上 Grab the rabbit by the tail, wrap it around his ear.
绑紧打个结 然后把它塞回洞里 Tie it all up and then stuff him back down the hole.
现在 我们出发吧 Now then, let's get on our way.
我觉得出去走走 I think getting out of the
对你的康复有好处 house will do wonders for your recuperation.
我不想出门 I don't want to go out there.
什么 别傻了 你当然得出门 What? Don't be silly. Of course, you do.
我看上去很蠢 I look stupid.
大家会盯着看的 People will stare.
享受大家的关注 儿子 Enjoy the attention, kid.
不是每个人都能那么幸运看起来很蠢的 Not everyone is lucky enough to look stupid.
比如我 就偏偏看起来很迷人 I, for one, am cursed to look incredibly attractive.
现在 你要鼓起勇气 Now, you're going to pluck up your courage,
走出家门 开始一场奇妙的冒险 walk out that door and have an incredible adventure.
好吗 Okay?
好的 Okay.
乔乔元帅 你是我们的领头人 Field Marshall Jojo, you're our top man.
准备好离开房子 Prepare to leave the house.
危险吗 Is it dangerous?
极其危险 Extremely.
希特勒万岁 Heil Hitler!
天哪 Jesus!
看起来不错 孩子 Looking good, kid.
Frau Betzler 你还是和往日一样 魅力四射 Frau Betzler, you're looking fetching, as usual.
就是因为你 It's because of you my son
我的儿子走不好路 脸弄花了 can't walk properly and has a messed up face.
他偷拿了我的手雷 就扔 He stole my hand grenade, just took...
是呀 Yeah, yeah...
所以我工作时 你要帮我照顾他 So, you are going to look after him while I'm at work.
确保他有事做 还要有融入感 清楚了吗 Make sure he has a job and feels included, got it?
清楚了 我知道了 Got it. Yeah, I really got it.
很好 Good.
大伙 这是Johannes Betzler 我和你们说过的那个小孩 还记得吗 Guys, this is Johannes Betzler, a kid I told you about, remember?
他抢了手雷 把自己炸飞了 He stole the hand grenade and blew himself up,
结果我因为疏忽大意被降职 and as a result I got demoted for negligence.
现在我得在这间办公室里 和这些超棒的孩子们一起工作 Now I get to work in this office with all these wonderful kids.
所以乔乔 我肯定能给你找到事做的 So, Jojo, I'm sure we can figure out something for you to do.
有主意吗 大伙 Ideas? Guys?
我们需要人去陪克隆人散步 Okay, we need somebody to walk the clones.
并且 也许他可以去分发这些宣传画报 Also, I think, maybe he could hand out this new propaganda,
贴贴征兵广告 and deliver these conscriptions.
我觉得我不能应召入伍吧 I don't suppose I could be conscripted, could I?
可以 这主意真棒 Yes, that's a wonderful idea.
我全权授权 Yes, I give my full permission
你把这个十岁小孩送去战场 for you to send this 10 year old child into war.
有人能给这孩子一把枪吗 Will someone get this kid a gun?
我愿意在法国作战 And I'll be more than happy to fight in the France.
排队入伍 孩子 Get in line, kid.
好的 这是征兵广告 Okay, here's the conscriptions.
枪在这 And here's the gun.
不 No.
Yuck Yuck!
看着 Look.
他们做了什么 What did they do?
力所能及之事罢了 What they could.
走吧 Come on.
嗨 乔乔小兔 瞧瞧你的脸噢 Hey, Jojo Rabbit! Look at your face.
我要上战场了 而你还连毛都没长齐 I'm going to war, and you are a pup man!
乔乔小兔 Jojo Rabbit!
妈妈 Mama?
战士Marshall Jojo回来了 Field Marshall Jojo is home.
妈妈 Mama?
妈妈 我回来了 Mama, I'm home.
妈妈 Mama?
嗨 Hi.
你想怎样 What do you want?
你是鬼吗 Are you a ghost?
当然了 我是鬼 Sure. A ghost.
别逼我来追你 小鬼 Don't make me run, kid!
我现在饥渴难耐 I'm far too hungry, and
你知道我们有多喜欢鲜血的味道 you know how much we love the taste of blood.
丢东西了吗 Lost something?
我不是鬼魂Johannes 我还要糟糕 I'm not a ghost Johannes, I'm something worse,
不过我想你早就知道了吧 不是么 but I think you already know that, don't you?
你知道我的身份吧 You know what I am?
- 不知道 - 你知道 - No. - Yes.
说出来 Say it.
说出来啊 Say it!
犹太人 A Jew.
"祝你健康" Gesundheit.
你不能待在这 You can't be here.
你妈妈请我来的 Well, your mother invited me,
所以我想我是位客人吧 so, I suppose, that makes me her guest.
不可以 Not allowed!
那你打算怎么办呢 希特勒的小狗崽 What will you do sweet Hitlerchen?
当然 Of course.
那就去啊 告诉他们 Go on then. Tell them.
不过你知道之后会发生什么的吧 But you know what happens if you do?
我会告诉他们是你帮的我 还有你妈妈 I'll tell them you helped me. And your mother too.
我们同归于尽呗 And we'll all be kaput.
如果你和她说你发现我了 And if you tell her you know about me.
敢泄露一个字 Just one word.
我就帮人间一个大忙 把你那颗纳粹头给砍了 I'll do the world a great big favor and cut your Nazi head off.
明白了吗 Got it?
明白了 Yeah.
我会好好保管的 I think I'll hold on to this.
还挺漂亮的 It's pretty.
简直是剑拔弩张啊 Sheesh, that was intense.
我该怎么办 What am I going to do?
说实话 我也不知道 Honestly, no idea.
还可能有犹太人 I mean, there could be more of them.
上百个犹太人 住在你家墙里 Hundreds of them, living in your walls.
她怎么这么得心应手的 How did she get control like that?
她肯定用了法力 摄魂术 She must've used her powers. Mind control.
果然是个犹太人 Typical.
- 你看见她身手多快了 - 看见了 - You saw how fast she moved? - Yes.
像犹太女版的Jesse Owens（短跑运动员） Like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens.
而且她现在还拿走了你那把亮闪闪的小刀 And now she's got your fancy knife.
小刀啊 A knife!
是啊 就像犹太女版的Jewish Jesse和开膛者杰克 Yeah, like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens Jack the Ripper.
你身陷囹圄啊 朋友 You're definitely in a pickle, my friend.
怎么办 What to do?
有了 Got it!
把房子烧了然后怪在丘吉尔头上 Burn down the house and blame Winston Churchill.
或者和她谈判 Or negotiate.
什么 Excuse me?
和这个小妮子 Little girl?
墙里的犹太妞 Jew girl in the wall?
犹太佬 Yoohoo, Jew?
我只说我该说的 决不多讲 Okay, well, I'll just say what I have to say, and that's this,
我并不怕你 而且我认为 I'm not scared of you and I think
你该另找一个住处 行吗 you should find somewhere else to live, okay?
不行 Not okay.
滚出我的房间 Get, the hell, out of my room.
真是个野蛮人 你觉得呢 She's pretty rude, you know.
只是我的两芬尼而已 That's just my 2 pfennige.
现在她手上都有两把刀了 And now she's got two knives.
我知道 I know!
这下你怎么切东西啊 How are you gonna chop up stuff?
我不知道 I don't know!
而且她还在上面 那玩意 那个... And she's still up there too, that thing, that...
- 犹太佬 - 对 犹太佬 - Jew! - Yeah, Jew, yeah.
我们怎么处置那个犹太佬 What are we gonna do about that Jew?
你点子多啊 You think of something.
我又想不出办法 Now I'm the expert?
别再给我香烟了 该死 我才十岁 Stop offering me, damn, cigarettes! I'm ten!
行行行 抱歉 我累过头了嘛 Okay, sorry, I'm stressed out.
好 说正事 Okay, let's talk like turkeys.
你不能和你妈妈讲 You can't tell your mother
因为那个犹太佬会砍了你的纳粹头 or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head.
但是阁楼里那玩意没道理 But, there's no reason this
要毁了你的生活啊 thing in the attic needs to ruin your life.
其实 你可以好好利用她一下 In fact, you could use her to your advantage.
怎么用 How?
有人也曾经想用意念控制我 When someone tries to use mind powers on me.
你知道我怎么做的吗 反用意念控制他们 You know what I do? Use mind powers back on them.
还记得去年 那个独臂海盗 Remember last year, when that one-armed pirate
Von Stauffenberg想用个炸弹桌把我炸飞吗 Von Stauffenberg tried to blow me up with a table bomb?
- 记得 你活下来了 - 完全正确 - Yeah, you survived. - Correct-a-mundo.
但我活下来的唯一原因 But the only reason I survived,
除了我有双防弹腿之外 apart from having bomb-proof legs,
是我以智取胜 is because I outwitted old Von Stauffy.
我让他误以为我死了 I let him think that I was dead,
但实际上我毫发无损 when in actual fact I was absolutely fine.
诈死一场我也清除了所有的叛党 By pretending I was dead I drew out all the traitors.
所以 你打算怎么做 So, what are you going to do?
- 假装我死了 -没错 - Pretend I'm dead? - Exactly.
等等 别 Wait, no.
我不是这个意思 No, what I mean is this.
让她以为自己安全了 然后她会 Make her feel safe, and then she'll
放松警惕 到那时你就占上风了 drop her guard and then you will be the one in control.
扭转心理学 Reverse psychology.
别把问题复杂化 Don't complicate things.
用我的反向意念术就行了 Just use my backwards mind power trick,
万事大吉 and everything will be fine.
我得走了 今晚我家 I gotta go. We are having
要吃独角兽 a unicorn for dinner at my place tonight.
专心 乔乔 Concentrate, Jojo.
记住 住在墙里的犹太人可比 Remember, a Jew living in your wall is better than
挥着翅膀乱飞的两个犹太佬 two Jews flying around with their bat wings,
在烟囱爬上爬下吃无辜的纳粹人要好多了 climbing down chimneys and eating innocent Nazis.
还有 别再给她抢去刀了 And don't give her anymore knives!
犹太人 Jews.
小宝贝 你怎么还没睡 Darling cub, why are you up?
吃东西了吗 Did you eat anything?
对不起 我忘了时间 Sorry, I lost track of time,
我刚有场长谈 在想... I was talking a long walk and having a think...
这些鞋带怎么办呀 What are we going to do with these laces?
天哪 My goodness, you know,
你得系紧啊 还是得系好 you'll have to tie them, eventually, you know.
- 我听出她来了 - 什么 - I heard her. - What?
谁 Who?
Inga 她的鬼魂 Inga. Her ghost.
真替你难过 It's so sad for you.
你都不清醒了 You've lost your mind.
我替自己更难过 It's sadder for me though,
我得和一个疯孩子住一起 because I have to live with a crazy person.
我听见楼上有声音 I heard noises upstairs.
鬼魂 讲真的吗 Ghosts, honestly?
你知道我听到什么吗 老鼠 You know what I heard? Rats.
我们家有老鼠 难以置信吧 Yes, we have them. Can you believe that?
肮脏的畜生 Dirty animals, I've been
我本来想告诉你别去楼上的 meaning to tell you to stay away from upstairs
我清理干净再说 好吗 我可不想你得病 until I've cleared them all, okay? I don't need you getting sick.
好的 妈妈 Okay, Mama.
我会小心那些脏老鼠的 I'll watch out for those dirty rats.
那些该死的刀哪去了 Where are all, the goddamn, knives?
你也睡了吗 Are you going to bed too?
是啊 马上 我要先打扫打扫 Yes, soon. I have to tidy some things first.
打扫什么 What things?
妈妈的东西 Mama things.
儿子 你得信任我 我可是这的老大 对吧 Boy, you have to trust me, okay? I'm the boss here, yeah?
我想也是 I guess.
乖孩子 Good boy.
是啊 可惜是个独眼龙 Yes, but with one eye.
差不多是个独眼龙 Almost.
不太对 Not quite.
太棒了 你学会了 Great! You got it. Yeah.
你得小声些 他听见楼上的声音了 You have to be more quiet, he heard noises up here.
如果一定要我在你和我儿子之间选一个 If I have to choose between you and my son, I...
我不知道该把你送去哪 听到了吗 I won't know where to send you. You hear me?
他不能知道 如果他知道了他们就会知道 He can't know. If he knows then they know.
你可以和他讲道理 You could reason with him.
你不了解他 他是个狂热分子 You don't know him. He's a fanatic.
他花了三个星期 It took him 3 weeks to get
才接受他爷爷不是金发这件事 over the fact that his grandfather was not blond.
我知道那个小男孩就在他心里 I know he's in there somewhere.
那个喜欢玩闹 The little boy, who loves to play,
害怕打雷就跑向你 and runs to you because he's scared of thunder.
觉得你发明了巧克力蛋糕的那个小男孩 And thinks you invented the chocolate cake.
到最后这是 In the end it's only a way of
留存希望的唯一方法 hope,
你唯一留下来的孩子不是鬼魂 in that your only remaining child is not just another ghost.
或许我们都是鬼魂 只是我们不知道 Perhaps we all ghosts now, and we just don't know it.
可能吧 Perhaps.
你比大多数人都活得久 You've lived more lifetimes than most.
我从没好好活过 I haven't lived at all.
你被挑战 You're being changed.
他们说你活不了你就活不了 And they say you can't live, that you won't live.
如果成真了 他们不就赢了 If that comes true, then they win.
他们已经赢了这么久了 They have been winning so far.
因为你身上的力量他们就赢不了 They'll never win, that's the power you have.
只要有人在某个地方还活在 他们就输了 As long as there's someone alive, somewhere, then they lose.
他们昨天今天没找到你 They didn't get you yesterday or today,
明天也不会找到你 you make tomorrow the same.
明天一定也是一样 Tomorrow must be the same.
天哪 Jesus Christ!
你必须要拉伸 疼吗 You must stretch. Does that hurt you?
疼 Yes.
很好 疼痛是你的朋友 Good. Pain is your friend.
很快你的腿就只是有点变形了 没什么大问题了 Soon your leg will only be a little bit deformed and pointless.
但我建议你再休学一个月 I'm going to recommend another month off school though,
因为你的脸可能会吓到其他孩子 because your face might scare the other kids.
有点丑 It's kind of ugly.
好了 下一个是谁 Okay, who's next?
Jojo宝贝 我该走了 Jojo, baby, I have to go.
家里见 See you at home.
嗨 K队长 Hi, Captain K.
嘿 这不是手榴弹本弹嘛 Hey, if it isn't herr hand grenade himself.
腿怎么样了 孩子 How's the leg, kid?
快好了 现在的疼痛只有八成 It's pretty much healed. It only 80 % hurts now.
你们在干吗 What are you guys doing?
我来这给希特勒青年团的孩子们做水战训练 I'm here to teach the HG boys water warfare training.
万一他们哪天 You know, in case they ever
需要在游泳池里战斗呢 need to go to battle in the swimming pool.
我能问一个有关犹太人的问题吗 Can I ask you a question about Jews?
怎么了 Oh God, why?
如果见到一名犹太人我该怎么办 What should I do if I see one?
如果你见到了 告诉我们 我们告诉盖世太保 Okay, if you see a Jew, you tell us, we tell the Gestapo,
他们再告诉党卫军 他们去杀了那个犹太人 and they tell the SS, and then they go, and they kill the Jew.
以及给犹太人帮助的人 And anyone who helped the Jew.
因为现在比较多疑 And, because, these are very paranoid times,
以防万一也杀几个别的人 probably some other people just in case.
就是这么一个复杂的流程 It's a pretty joined up process.
就算是犹太人一开始就蛊惑了一些人 Even if the Jew hypnotized someone
让他们把自己藏起来呢 to make them hide the Jew in the first place?
如果有这种事 我还挺惊讶的 I'd be amazed if that could happen.
有可能发生的 No, it can happen.
我叔叔就遇到过 It happened to my uncle.
一个犹太人蛊惑了他 他就变得酗酒成性 A Jew hypnotized him, and he became a massive drunk,
赌博上瘾 还出轨了 and a gambler, and he cheated on his wife,
还跟我妹妹有一些不正当的关系 and he had an inappropriate relationship with my sister,
之后他在一场不相关的事故中淹死了 and then he drowned in an unrelated accident.
但那是犹太人的错 But it was the Jew's fault.
你看到了吗 犹太人吗 Anyway, did you see one? A Jew?
我不确定我能不能认出来 I'm not sure I'd be able to tell if I did.
我也是 他们不带那种怪帽子根本认不出来 Me neither. Without their funny hats it's damn near impossible.
有人应该出本书写写该怎么认 Someone should write a book on the subject.
- 那就简单多了 - 肯定大卖 -That would make things so much easier. -It would be a hit.
Finky 他们快淹死了 上啊 Finky, they are drowning, come on.
回见 小子 I'll see you later, little man.
情况是这样的 Okay, here's the situation.
如果我告发你 你就有大麻烦了 If I tell on you, you'll be in big trouble.
你应该不希望这样 And I don't think you want that.
但如果你又来告发我和妈妈 But then you'll tell on me and my mother,
我们就有麻烦了 and we'll be in trouble,
我不希望这样 which I don't want.
如果你告诉我妈妈我知道了 她就把你赶出去 And if you tell my mother I know, then she'll kick you out,
你肯定不想这样 which you don't want.
如果我告诉妈妈我知道了 你就会砍掉我的纳粹脑袋 And if I tell my mother I know, then you'll cut off my Nazi head,
我也不想这样 which I also don't want.
所以这是一场墨西哥僵局 So, it's a Mexican stalemate.
就是个普通的僵局 It's just a normal stalemate.
如果留你在这的话我有条件 I have some conditions for allowing you to stay here.
- 条件 - 是的 - Conditions? - Yes.
告诉我关于你们犹太民族所有的事 Tell me everything about the Jewish race.
好吧 Okay.
我们像你一样 但是是人类 We are like you, but human.
认真点 Please take this seriously.
把它当作是揭秘 我想知道你们所有的秘密 Think of this as an exposé. I want to know all your secrets.
友情提醒你别做我姐姐的床 Kindly refrain from sitting on my sister's bed!
小子 她又不需要 Boy, she doesn't need it.
你一点都不了解我姐 You know nothing of my sister.
Inga和我是朋友 Inga and I were friends.
我记得你 好笑的小男孩 I remember you. Such a funny little boy.
别闲聊了 快讲你民族的事 Enough with the small talk. Start telling me about your kind.
显然 我们是视钱如命的魔鬼 对吧 Obviously, we are demons, who love money, right?
当然 所有人都知道 Obviously, everyone knows that.
人们不知道的是 我们还对食物过敏 But what people don't know is that we also allergic to food.
芝士 面包 肉 这些东西一下就能杀死我们 Cheese, bread, meat. That stuff will kill us instantly.
如果你想解决我 So, if you are thinking of ending my life,
这方法最快了 that's the fastest way.
还有饼干 也是致命的 Also biscuits - lethal.
真好笑 Very funny.
东西不够你吃的 Anyway, there's not enough food for you,
我也不知道你能怎么办 so I don't know what are you going to do.
你妈妈给我找了些面包 Your mother managed to find me some bread.
她很善良 把我当人对待 She's kind. She treats me like a person.
但你不是 不算个人 But you're not. Not a proper person.
你是吗 Are you?
你怎敢这么说 犹太人 How dare you, Jew?
你软弱 像睫毛一样 You are weak, like an eyelash.
我是雅利安人的后代 I am born of Aryan ancestry.
我的血是纯红玫瑰的颜色 My blood is the color of a pure red rose.
我的眼睛是蓝色的像 And my eyes are blue like.
挣脱啊 Break free.
挣脱啊伟大的雅利安人 犹太人可不软弱 Break free great Aryan. There are no weak Jews.
我的祖先与天使摔跤 手刃巨人 I am descended from those, who wrestle angels and kill giants.
我们被上帝选中 We were chosen by God.
你们是被毛都没长齐的 You were chosen by pathetic little man,
可怜的小矮子选中的 who can't even grow a full mustache.
还更强壮的民族呢 The stronger race, huh?
楼上的那个犹太人怎么样了 So, how is it all going with that Jew thing upstairs?
她不想和我谈 Well, she doesn't want to talk to me.
你毕竟是个纳粹啊 Well, you are a Nazi.
也是 I guess.
写完这本书比我想象的难多了 This book is going to be harder to write than I though.
她在干什么 她在烧什么东西 What's she doing? She's burning something.
她在烧什么 你在烧什么 What is she burning? What are you burning?
她听不见你 She can't hear you.
你在烧什么 What are you burning?
为什么这么高兴 Why so happy?
事情出现转机了 Things are changing.
盟军已经攻下意大利 下一个是法国 The allies have taken Italy, France will be next.
马上战争就要结束了 And soon the war will be over.
妈的 God dammit!
这有什么好高兴的 你就这么讨厌你的国家吗 Why does that make you happy? You hate your country that much?
我爱我的国家 我恨的是战争 I love my country, it's the war I hate.
没意义还愚蠢 It's pointless and stupid,
越早和平越好 and the sooner we have peace the better.
战争会结束的 我们会把敌人碾成粉末 Oh, the war will end. We will crash our enemies into dust!
等到他们被毁灭 我们就用他们的坟墓来做厕所 And when they are destroyed, we shall use their graves as toilets.
好了 不聊政治了 Okay, no more politics.
晚饭是中立时间 这桌子是瑞士 Dinner is neutral ground. This table is Switzerland.
吃吧 Let's eat.
你没在吃啊 You aren't eating.
我不是很饿 可能过会再吃吧 No, I am not that hungry. I might eat later.
现在 我只想嚼点葡萄 For now, I'm just going to chew on these grapes.
我今晚格外饿 Well, I'm especially hungry tonight,
所以我把你那份也给吃了吧 so, maybe, I'll just finish yours.
我可不想浪费 Don't want it to go to waste.
你今天过得怎么样Johannes How was your day Johannes?
就瞎转转 Oh, you know, just wandered around,
当个没活头的畸形小子 being a deformed kid who has nothing to live for.
你没畸形 You are not deformed.
我的脸就像个街道地图 女人 My face looks like a, goddamn, street map, woman.
我不指望你能理解 I wouldn't expect you to understand.
如果爸爸在这 他能懂的 If my father was here, he'd get it.
然而他不在 Well, he's not.
我知道 相反 我现在只能和你生活 I know. And instead, I'm stuck with you.
- 你想要你爸爸是吗 - 是的 - You want your Daddy? - Yeah, I do.
是吗 Yeah.
好 Fine!
你不准这样和你妈妈说话 Don't you ever talk to your, goddamn, mother like that!
Paul 怎么了 Paul, what happened?
Paul Paul?
我骂孩子了 I yelled at the kid.
什么 快去道歉 What? Go apologize.
对不起 孩子 Sorry, kid.
就这样 那算哪门子道歉 What? What kind of apology was that?
对不起 孩子 Sorry, kid.
Jojo Jojo.
我知道你很想念我 但是... I know you miss me, but I'm...
我正在外面改变这个世界 I'm out there, trying to make a difference in the world.
当我不在这里的时候 我需要你照顾我的Rosie And while I'm gone, I need you to take care of my Rosie.
你能做到吗 Can you do that?
我可以 爸爸 Yes, Dad.
谢谢 Thanks.
她已经尽力了 She's doing what she can.
上帝 我们生了个多棒的孩子啊 Oh, Gosh. We made a good kid, huh?
真爽 Damn, that's good!
这让我想起和Rosie一起在红色沙龙跳舞的日子 It reminds me of dancing with Rosie in the red salon.
你还记得吗 亲爱的 You remember, honey?
当然记得了 宝贝 Of course, I do, babe.
嘿 Hey.
别光坐着 孩子 来和你爸爸妈妈跳舞 Don't just sit there, kid. Come, dance with your parents.
我想让你画出犹太人生活的地方 So, I'd like you to draw a picture of where Jews live.
你们吃饭 睡觉 犹太女王下蛋的地方 Where you all eat, sleep, and where the Queen Jew lays the eggs.
你还真是个笨蛋 You really are an idiot.
来吧 我们还有好多事要做呢 Come on, we have a lot of work to do.
告诉我你的家人是什么样的 Tell me about your family.
我可以告诉你犹太人的事 I'll tell you about the Jews,
但你还没那个特权知道我家人的事 but you are not privileged to know about my family.
但我需要背景信息 But I need background.
为什么你总是来找我玩呢 你没有朋友吗 Why are you hanging around with me, don't you have any friends?
当然有 Yorki Of course! Yorki.
- Yorki - 是我的朋友之一 - Yorki? - Amongst others.
- 你谁都没有 - 我有Nathan - You don't have anyone. - I have Nathan.
Nathan 谁是Nathan Nathan? Who, the hell, is that?
我的未婚夫 我还有他 My fiancée. I have him.
他在哪里 Where is he?
在为抗争战斗 你看 Fighting in the resistance. See?
他是在河边向我求婚的 He proposed to me on the banks of the Fluss.
他像一个真正的绅士一样单膝跪地 背了一首里尔克的诗 He knelt down like a proper gentleman, recited a poem by Rilke.
我答应了他 然后我们开始在夜色中跳舞 And when I said yes we danced into the night.
切 里尔克是谁 Snore. Who's Rilke?
一个伟大的诗人 Nathan的最爱 A great poet. Nathan's favorite.
Nathan的最爱 怪不得 Oh, Nathan's favorite? Yeah.
他会来救我 然后我们要去巴黎生活 He's coming to rescue me, and then we'll go live in Paris.
你要永远拒绝德国吗 You'd turn your back on Germany forever?
它先拒绝我的 It turned on me first.
反正我们也不需要你 Well, we don't need you.
你和你的蠢男友闭上嘴巴 You and your stupid boyfriend can shut up and go live in
去芝士蜗牛法棍国家生活吧 dumb-cheese-snail-baguette land.
好了好了 不就是因为你没有女朋友吗 Now, now, just because you don't have a girlfriend.
我太忙了 顾不上找女朋友 I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.
你总会有挤出时间的一天的 One day you'll make time.
你会没有心情去想其他事 You'll think of nothing else.
你会遇到一个人 整日整夜地 You'll meet someone, and spend your days,
幻想可以再将她拥入怀中的时刻 dreaming of the moments you can hold them in your arms again.
那就是爱情 That's love.
荒唐 Ridiculous.
画完了 Finished.
我让你画出犹太人生活的地方 I said to draw where Jews live.
你却画了我的头 This is just a stupid picture of my head.
对 那就是我们生活的地方 Yeah, that's where we live.
里尔克 Rilke.
你这个写诗的蠢货在哪里呢 Where are you poetry-writing dumbheads?
好主意 兔子 Yes, great thinking, Rabbit.
我们要用这些书来做一个陷阱 We'll use all of these books to make a fake floor
让她掉进一个到处都是 that she'll fall through straight into a pit full of
食人鱼岩浆和培根的洞里去 piranhas and lava and bacon.
她不会知道是什么把她推下去的 She won't know what hit her.
你居然让我闭嘴 You shush, shush me.
我们拿了书就走吧 图书馆真没劲 Let's get a book and let's go, libraries are dumb.
我们现在做的这件事真是个好点子 Yeah, this is a really good idea what we are doing right now.
如果她有心的话 这可以把她的心一刀切成两块 If she had a heart, this would break it clean in two.
我有件事要告诉你 I have something to tell you.
我偶然找到了一封来自Nathan的信 你的未婚夫 I came across an old letter from Nathan, your fiancée.
收件人是你 Addressed to you.
你在说什么 What, the hell, are you talking about?
那我直接读吧 I'll just read it.
亲爱的Elsa 这对我来说实在难以启齿 Dear Elsa, this is hard for me to say,
但是我不想娶你了 but I don't want to marry you anymore.
我找了个新的女人 我们很爱彼此 我们会舌吻 I found a new woman, and we love a lot, and do the tongue kiss.
就像我最爱的诗人里尔克写的那样 It's like my favorite poet Rilke says,
恋爱中的我们只需要练习一件事：放开彼此的手 We need, in love, to practice only this: letting each other go.
所以 再见了 抱歉我放开了你的手 So, goodbye and sorry about letting you go.
来自Nathan 你的前未婚夫 From Nathan, your ex-fiancée.
附言 我不是真的在反抗 P.S. I am not really in the resistance.
我撒了谎 我失业了 现在变得很胖 I was lying. I'm unemployed and quite fat now.
不用打开门 其实我 Don't open the door, but I, actually,
忘了这里还有另一封信 forgot that there was a second letter.
亲爱的Elsa 我只是想让你知道 Dear Elsa, I just wanted to let
我现在不想和你分手了 you know that I don't want to break up with you now.
我改变主意 I changed my mind because
是因为我不想让你为了我自杀 I don't want you to kill yourself over me.
以前有很多姑娘这样做过 Which a couple of girls have done in the past,
这会给我很大的压力 and it's pretty stressful.
我需要你活着 I need you to stay alive.
幸好你有那个小孩照顾 Thank God you've been taken care of by that kid,
我必须承认 他在这个年纪 who I must say is a remarkable
可以说是一个杰出的年轻人了 还很勇敢 young man beyond his years, and brave too.
我们再找个时间结婚吧 And let's still get married sometime,
虽然我真的没有工作 生活也很无趣 even though I am truly unemployed and have nothing going for me.
爱你的Nathan Yours, Nathan.
- 贝多芬 - 爱因斯坦 - Beethoven. - Einstein.
- 巴赫 - 格什温 - Bach. - Gerschwin.
勃拉姆斯 瓦格纳 莫扎特 Brahms. Wagner. Mozart.
你脑子里都是音乐家吗 Musicians, is that all you have?
里尔克 Rilke.
当然了 你最爱的里尔克 犹太母亲（这个梗不确定） Of course, your favorite, Rilke. Jewish mother.
- 还有迪特里希 - 胡迪尼 - Dietrich, then. - Houdini.
不 那不可能 No, that's impossible!
接受吧弟弟 还有毕沙罗 莫蒂里安尼 Believe it brother. Just ask Pissaro, Modigliani,
曼雷 格特鲁德·斯泰因 摩西先生 （均为画家，电影艺术家或电影名） Man Ray, Gertrude Stein, Mr. Moses,
还有他们的主耶稣 阿门 and the king of them all Jesus Christi, Amen.
你现在是在随便说人名了 You're just saying any old name now.
我以前从没听说过这些人 现在我听够了 I've never heard of these people, and now I'm fed up.
嘿 Hey.
如果你找到了更多那样的信 可以告诉我吗 If you find any more of those letters, would you let me know?
当然 好了 再见 Sure. Okay. Bye.
河岸旁曾经到处都是恋人 These banks used to be full of lovers.
这里有舞蹈 歌声 还有... There was dancing and singing and...
浪漫 Romance.
没有时间留给浪漫了 There's no time for romance!
我们在打仗 We're at war!
总会有时间给浪漫的 There's always time for romance.
有一天你会遇到一个特别的人 Someday you'll meet someone special.
为什么所有人都这样说 Why does everyone keep telling me that?
还有谁这样说了 Why else tells you that?
所有人 Everyone.
反正这个想法很蠢 Anyway, it was a stupid idea.
你才很蠢 You're stupid.
爱情是世界上最强壮的东西 Love is the strongest thing in the world.
我觉得你会发现 I think you'll find that
金属才是世界上最强壮的东西 metal is the strongest thing in the world,
其次是炸药 再其次是肌肉 followed closely by dynamite and then muscles.
还有 如果我见到了 我根本不会意识到 Besides, I wouldn't even know it if I saw it.
看看 看看 你的鞋带又没系好 Surprise, surprise. Your shoelaces are undone again.
Jojo 到时候你就知道了 Jojo, you'll know when that happens.
你会感觉到的 You'll feel it.
是种疼痛的感觉 It's a pain.
我敢肯定是屁股疼 In my arse, I bet.
是肚子疼 就像里面都是都蝴蝶一样 In your tummy. Like it full of butterflies.
好恶心 Yuck.
是啊 很恶心 Yeah, yuck.
来吧小希特勒 我们走吧 Come on, Shitler, let's get a move on.
嘿 Hey!
你怎么了 我很担心你 What's wrong with you? I'm worried about you, man.
你是醉了吗 又醉了是吗 Are you drunk? Again?
来吧 Come on.
你能不能帮我解开... Can you please untie...
你真的变胖了 You are really getting fat.
我没有... I'm not...
要不我把你放在这里吧 You know what, why don't I just leave you here, okay?
我明天会来找你的 这样可以吗 And I'll come and get you tomorrow. Okay, how about that?
你以为自己是个成年人了 亲爱的 You think you are adult, darling.
我们明早后院见 I'll meet you back at the house, I think, tomorrow morning.
你长得太快了 一个十岁小孩不应该 You're growing up too fast. A ten-year old shouldn't be
你成长的速度太快了 十岁不应该是 You're growing up too fast. A ten-year old shouldn't be
庆祝战争和谈论政治的年纪 celebrating war and talking politics.
你的年龄应该在爬树 You should be climbing trees,
还得从树上掉下来 and then falling out of those trees.
但是元首说 当我们获胜的时候 But the Führer says, when we win,
是我们 年轻男孩们 将会统治世界 it is us, young boys, who will rule the world.
德意志帝国正在消亡 我们会输掉战争的 The Reich is dying, we are going to lose the war,
那时你打算怎么办 and then what are you going to do?
生活是种馈赠 我们必须庆祝 Life is a gift. We must celebrate it.
我们得跳舞来向上帝展示我们因活着而心存感激 We have to dance to show God we are grateful to be alive.
我才不会跳舞 Well, I won't dance.
没工作的人们才跳舞 Dancing is for people, who don't have a job.
自由的人们才会跳舞 Dancing is for people who are free.
跳舞是逃离所有现实的方式 It's an escape from all of this.
那好 你请自便跳着舞回家吧 Well, you are free to dance your way home.
我要骑车走了 I'll ride.
不是吧你 Oh, no, you don't.
没有人可以阻止我 No one can stop me!
# 妈妈 我会给你打电话 妈妈 # ♪ Mama, ich rufe dich an, oh Mama ♪
# 但这一天即将到来 # ♪ Doch einst kommt der Tag ♪
# 我已告诉你 # ♪ Wo ich Dir sag ♪
# 我已经是个男人了 # ♪ Ich bin ein grosser Mann ♪
欢迎回家小伙子们 现在回家去亲吻你们的妈妈吧 Welcome home boys. Now go home and kiss your mothers.
# 好好休息 # ♪ Und ruhe dich aus ♪
# 你做的够多了 # ♪ Du hast schon genug getan ♪
今天恐怕没有Nathan的消息 No news from Nathan today, I'm afraid.
他可能在做一些很棒的事情 He's probably doing something amazing,
比如读书或者留胡子 like reading a book or growing a beard.
你怎么了 What's wrong?
你想让我告诉你关于犹太人的事吗 Do you want me to tell you about the Jews?
我不关心 I don't care.
起初 我们曾居住在洞穴中 In the beginning, we used to live in caves,
在地球中心深处的地方 deep, deep in the center of the Earth.
等等 Wait.
很可怕的地方 充斥着奇怪的 Scary places, full of strange and
美妙的生物 它们都有一个共同点... wonderful creatures all with one thing in common...
会偷阴茎的末端 Stealing the ends of penises.
不是 你个傻瓜 是对艺术的热爱 No, you idiot. The love of art.
它们不会把阴茎切下来吗 No cutting penises off?
你想不想听故事了 Do you want the story or not?
你可以继续讲 但是我知道阴茎的事是真的 You may continue, but I know it's true, the penis thing.
拉比用它们来做耳塞 Rabbis use them for earplugs.
犹太人的学者
接下来 经过许多年 And moving on. After many years of developing
随着魔法和咒语的发展 我们逐渐地 magic and spells, we slowly
搬离了洞穴 进入了城镇 moved out of the caves and into the towns.
不过我们中的一些还以动物的身躯住在洞穴里 Some of us stayed in the caves though, in animal bodies.
那些是一团一团的东西还是什么 Which are blobs or something?
我画给你看 I'll draw them for you.
如果加上颜色更好看 It'd be better with color.
角在哪里 Where's the horns?
在头发下面 Under the hair.
你的角呢 Where are yours?
我太年轻了 到二十一岁时会长出来 I'm too young. They grow when you turn 21.
这些日子我们生活在普通人之中 These days we live among normal people,
但是我们时常会占领一栋房子 but often we take over a house
睡觉时像蝙蝠一样吊在天花板上 and hang from the ceiling when we sleep, like bats.
还有一件事 我们可以读懂彼此的思想 And another thing is - we can read each others' minds.
天哪 每个人的思想吗 那德国人的思想呢 Oh my God! Everyone's minds? What about German minds?
不行 他们的脑袋对我们来说太厚了 难以渗透 No, their heads are too thick for us to penetrate.
比如小鸟 我们真正的语言听起来像是在唱歌 Like birds, our true language sounds like singing.
而且我们会被闪亮的东西所吸引 And we also attracted to shiny things.
水晶 玻璃和黄金 Crystals, glass and gold.
被闪亮的东西所吸引 Attracted to shiny things.
但是也有丑陋的东西 犹太人热爱丑陋之物 But also ugly things. Jews love ugliness.
这是学校里教我们的 That's another thing we learned in school.
你爱它们 对吗 丑陋的东西 You love them, yes? Ugly things?
你好呀 Hi.
你们两个似乎相处的不错 You two seem to be getting on well.
我只是让她继续活着 I was just making she was still alive.
这关你什么事 What do you care?
不关我的事 我只是不想家里有个死人 I don't, I just don't want a dead person in my house.
你会愿意吗 How would you like it?
我太愿意了 请让我家里的死人更多一些吧 I'd love it. More dead people in my house, please.
听着 只是你们俩一直待在一起 Look, just all the time you two are spending together,
让我感觉很不舒服 it's making me feel very uncomfortable.
是你一开始建议我这么做的 You suggested it in the first place.
是我吗 Did I?
- 对啊 - 对 是我 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, I did.
再说了 这是为了这本书 Besides, it's for the book.
我的天 你是对的 对不起 我把事情搞得很诡异吗 Oh my God. You are right. I'm sorry. Did I make it weird?
现在挺诡异的 是吧 咱们俩之间不应该出现诡异的感觉 It's weird now, isn't it? It shouldn't be weird between us.
这一切都不诡异 None of this should be weird.
没关系 我只是累了 我要睡了 It's fine. I'm just tired. I'm going to bed.
当然 我只是给你暖了暖床 Yeah, I was just keeping your bed warm for you,
因为那是真正的朋友会做的 'cause that's what real friends do.
你觉得这制服怎么样 Hey, what do you think about this uniform?
我不确定裤子的臀部是不是应该更肥一点 I'm not sure about the hips on the pants. Should they be bigger?
你看起来很棒 You look great.
谢谢你 Thank you.
现在 听着 Jojo 我可以给你一些真的不错的建议吗 Now, listen, Jojo, can I give you some really good advice?
当你理解她的想法时 When you see what's in her mind,
那也是她试图让你那么想的 and where she's trying to make you go in your mind.
在你的思想里 你必须反其道而行之 In your mind, you must go the other way.
我说的你听懂了吗 You're getting what I'm saying?
别让她把你关进大脑监狱里 Do not let her put you in a brain prison.
亲爱的Jojo 这件事是 That, dear Jojo, is one thing that
不能也绝对绝对不会发生在一个德国人身上的 cannot and must not ever ever happen to a German!
不要让你的德国大脑被指使 Do not let your German brain be bossed around!
我不会让她对我的德国大脑颐指气使的 我的元首 I won't let her boss my German brain around, Mein Führer.
尽量不要 Try not to.
现在 我觉得你得到了不少关于你的书的有用信息 Now, I think you've got a lot of good information in your book.
到了向全世界展示的时候了 你不觉得吗 It's time to show it to the world, don't you think?
可以 Yeah.
Adolf Adolf?
你觉得我丑吗 Do you think I'm ugly?
丑 Yes.
他睡着了吗 Is he asleep?
他很特别 He's different.
他怀疑一些事 他认为Inga的鬼魂落脚在这里 He suspects something. He thinks Inga's ghost ends up here.
你让我想起了她 真是这样 You remind me of her. You really do.
我真想看到她长成一个女人的样子 I would love to have seen her grow into a woman.
但是我不得不看着你而不是她 But I'll have to watch you instead.
我完全不知道做一个女人是什么样子 I don't know anything about being a woman.
这样是该做的吗 你做的事情 就像喝酒 Is that what it is? You do things, like drink wine?
当然 你将来也会喝酒的 Sure, you'll drink.
当你开心时会喝香槟 Champagne if you are happy.
当你难过时会喝香槟 Champagne if you are sad.
你会开车 如果你想的话会去赌博 You drive a car, gamble if you want.
会拥有钻石 学着如何开枪 Own diamonds. Learn how to fire a gun.
你可以去摩洛哥旅行 拥有恋人 You can travel to Morocco. Take up lovers.
让他们受苦 Make them suffer.
你跟一只老虎对视 You look a tiger in the eye.
无所畏惧的信任 那就是成为一个女人是怎样的感觉 And trust without fear - that's what it is to be a woman.
你是怎么做到的 How do you do that?
你怎么知道你可以信任某人 How do you know you can trust someone?
你就是信任他们 You trust them.
晚安 Goodnight.
所有的那些事 你都做过吗 All those other things. Did you do that stuff?
去摩洛哥 还有其他事 You know, go to Morocco, and the rest.
没有 我从来没有跟一只老虎对视过 No, I've never looked a tiger in the eye.
青年活动中心
Finkel 我的意思是 Finkel, I meant we'd need
当城市被攻击时 我们需要狗一样战斗的士兵 dogs for when the city is attacked, not, actual
不是真的德国牧羊犬 German shepherds.
把它们弄出去 Get them out of here.
把它们弄出去 现在 Get them out of here! Now!
现在 Now!
请往这边走 谢谢 Move along please. Thank you.
我很抱歉冲你大喊 I'm sorry for yelling at you.
- 我感觉自己好蠢 - 没有 没有 - I feel so stupid. - No, no.
是我说狗这个字太蠢了 It's a silly name for a dog,
我应该说的再清楚一点 你做的很好 I should've been more clear. You're doing a great job.
谢谢 Danke.
你好 孩子 Hiya, kid.
今天可以帮你做些什么 Betzler大人 How can we help you today, Master Betzler?
怎么看 来跟我一起工作 What's up? Work with me.
如果有人告发了一个犹太人 他们会得到一个奖章之类的吗 If someone turned in a Jew, would they get a medal or something?
犹太人 犹太人... 你还在说那些人呢 Oh, Jews, Jews... You still going on about those people?
你知道我正在为敌人即将入侵而做准备 对吗 You know, I'm preparing the city for imminent invasion, right?
我正在研究行星防御策略 I'm tying the planet defense strategy.
我把美国人赶到西边 把俄国人赶到东边 I've got Americans to the West. Got Russians to the East.
我的朋友有一次碰到一些俄国人 他们把他给吃了 My friend once met some Russians and they ate him.
这些核桃代表谁 Who's the walnuts?
核桃只是些核桃 孩子 Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.
你想谈些什么 What do you want to talk about?
我正在学很多关于犹太人的事 Well, I am learning a lot about Jews.
你知道犹太人可以读出彼此的思想吗 Did you know, Jews can read each others' minds?
当他们睡觉时 他们像蝙蝠一样悬挂在天花板上 And when they sleep, they hang from the ceiling, like bats.
那可真有趣 你从哪知道这个信息的 That's fascinating, where did you come by this information?
调查研究 我在写一本书 Research. I'm writing a book.
恭喜你 书叫什么名字 Oh, congratulations. What's it called?
《喂 犹太人》是对犹太人的揭露 "Yoohoo Jew". It's an exposé on Jews.
你也可以叫它《犹太人 你是谁》 You could also call it "Who are you, Jew?".
那叫"犹太人新闻"怎么样 What about "Jews News"?
你的想象力真的很丰富 You do have a wonderful imagination on you.
- 这是真的 - 当然啦 这是真的 - It's real. - Yeah, of course, it's real.
我像你这么大的时候有个想象出来的朋友叫Conny When I was your age I had an imaginary friend, called Conny.
他总是在我睡着的时候弄湿我的床 He used to wet my bed when I was asleep.
他让我陷入了太多的麻烦 He got me in so much trouble.
过来 你可能想来看看我在干什么 Hey, come here, you might like to check out what I'm working on.
作为我们抵抗入侵准备工作的一部分 As part of our preparations for the invasion,
我正在重新设计我的制服 I'm redesigning my uniform.
有基于空气动力学的羽毛 Got the feathers for air dynamics.
使敌人眼花缭乱的耀眼颜色 The sparkly color to dazzle the enemy.
靴子 纯粹就是装饰 The boots, purely decorative.
还有这个 And this.
这是一把加特林机枪 装有收音机 This is a Gatling gun, mounted with a radio,
会放出烦人的音乐使敌人军心涣散 which emits annoying music to dishearten the enemy.
顺便说一句 这些都是有版权的 This is all copyrighted, by the way.
就是说你不能复制这个 That means you can't copy it.
别给我出主意 小朋友 Yeah, don't give me ideas, kid.
孩子们告诉我你父亲在外打仗 The kids are telling me that your father is away fighting?
那似乎你现在是 So, it appears you are
家里唯一的男人了 生活还好吗 now the man of the house, how is that going?
还可以 It's okay.
是吗 Ja?
那你今天要我做什么工作呢 So, what jobs do you have for me today?
我只有一个工作 我不会撒谎 I only got have one, I wouldn't lie.
这和你之前的工作相比有一点差距 但是 It's a bit of a step-down from what you used to, but
我们现在需要同舟共济 we need all hands on deck right now.
为希特勒募集金属 Metal for Hitler.
为战争募集锅碗瓢盆 Pots and pans for the war effort.
金属小人来敲门 需要你们的锅和盆 Here comes the metal man, looking for your pots and pans.
为希特勒募集金属 Metal for Hitler.
收锅碗瓢盆 Pots and pans.
解放德国 Free Germany.
Jojo Jojo?
Yorki Yorki?
嗨 Hi!
你现在是士兵了吗 You're a soldier now?
为您效劳 At your service.
但你才十一岁 But you're only 11.
我知道 I know.
- 我能看看吗 - 当然可以 - May I? - Yeah, sure.
这是纸做的吗 Is that paper?
我开始也是这么想的 但它是"类纸"的 That's what I thought at first too, but it's "Paper-like".
这是最新的材料 由我们最厉害的科学家发明的 It's the latest material, invented by our top scientists.
让我印象深刻 Well, I'm impressed.
嘿Yorki Hey, Yorki.
我抓到了一个犹太人 一个真的 I caught a Jew. A real one.
一个犹太人 A Jew?
我见过他们上个月抓的藏在Forrest的一些人 I saw some that they caught, hiding in the Forrest last month.
我自己不太明白为什么要这么大惊小怪 Personally, I didn't see what all the fuss was about.
他们一点也不可怕 看起来有点普通 They weren't at all scary and seemed, kind of, normal.
我要脱队了 我得走了 I'm getting distracted. I got to go.
再见 Bye.
天哪 穿着这一身跑起来太难了 Oh my God. It's so hard to run in this thing.
我找到了这些 I found these.
你能拿着它们 它们可能摔坏了 You can have them. They're, probably, broken.
没什么特别的意思 Doesn't mean anything.
也许你可以为我的书画一点东西 Maybe, you can draw something for my book.
我可以再画一遍你 I could draw you again.
没人想看一个跛子的画像 No one wants to see pictures of cripples.
你不是一个跛子 You're not a cripple.
再说了 真正的艺术家看不到那些东西 Besides, true artists don't see that stuff.
你是说 盲人艺术家吧 Blind artists, you mean.
没关系 我会接受 It's fine. I'll just accept I'll
我将成为一个从来没机会亲吻女孩的人的现实 be one of those guys who never get to kiss a girl.
会有人亲你的 Jojo You will be kissed, Jojo.
你想要我亲你吗 Do you want me to kiss you?
好吧 Okay.
说两点 Two things.
第一点 Thing number one.
纳粹和犹太人像我们俩这样 It's illegal for Nazis and
在一起玩是非法的 更不要说接吻 Jews to hang out like we do, let alone kiss.
第二点 Thing number two.
那只是一个同情的吻 是不算数的 It'd just be a sympathy kiss, which doesn't count.
你不是纳粹 You're not a Nazi.
我非常喜欢纳粹标志 所以 I'm massively into swastikas, so,
我觉得这是一个非常好的暗示 I think, that's a pretty good sign right there.
你不是纳粹 Jojo You're not a Nazi, Jojo.
你只是一个十岁的小孩 You're a 10-year-old kid, who likes
喜欢纳粹标志 喜欢穿着有趣的制服 swastikas and likes dressing up in a funny uniform,
想加入某个社团中 但你不是他们其中一员 and wants to be part of a club. But you're not one of them.
好吧 Okay.
我们求同存异 好吗 Let's just agree to disagree, all right?
不是纳粹 Not a Nazi.
这个犹太人好脏啊 What a dirty Jew!
快藏起来 快走 Come on, hide! Hurry, go!
希特勒吉祥 Heil Hitler.
请允许我介绍自己 Allow me to introduce myself,
我是法尔肯海姆盖世太保的队长Herman Deertz I am Captain Herman Deertz of Falkenheim Gestapo.
和我一起的是Müller先生 Junker先生 Klum先生和Frosch先生 With me Herr Müller, Herr Junker, Herr Klum, and Herr Frosch.
我们能进来吗 May we come in?
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
希特勒吉祥 Heil Hitler.
嘿Jojo Hey, Jojo.
嘿伙计们 很高兴看见你们 Hey, guys. Good to see you.
我的自行车爆胎了 所以我搬着过来的 My bicycle got a flat tire, so I carried it.
Klenzendorf上尉 Captain Klenzendorf?
希特勒吉祥 Heil Hitler!
这是Freddie Finkel You know Freddie Finkel?
希特勒吉祥 Heil Hitler.
所以 我错过什么了吗 So, did I miss anything?
没有没有 我们只是 No, no. We we just heil
向小男孩说希特勒吉祥 向你说希特勒吉祥 Hiltering the boy and then heil Hiltering yourself,
然后向Freddie Finkel说希特勒吉祥 and then, of course, heil Hiltering Freddie Finkel,
现在我们在进行日常检查 and now we in the midst of a routine inspection.
什么风把你吹到这里了 上尉 And what brings you here, captain?
我们只是路过 We were just passing by, and we
觉得我们应该顺便给这个孩子带点宣传册 thought we'd drop off some pamphlets for the boy.
他为我们工作 He works for us.
明白 I see.
你怎么过来了 And yourself?
你知道这怎么回事 每天我们接到一通电话 You know how it is. Every day we take a call.
你好 是盖世太保吗 我觉得有个共产党 Hello, is that the Gestapo? I believe there's a Communist,
藏在我冰箱后面 hiding behind my fridge.
我们到处走访调查 结果只是些霉菌 We go around to investigate, it's just some mold.
差不多就是这样 So, not far off.
这个工作就是这样 It's all part of the job.
这就是我喜欢的那种小男孩的卧室 Now, this is my kind of little boy's bedroom.
真棒 他就在这里 Oh, yes. There he is.
你和你的朋友也许听说过一个谣言 You and your friends may have heard a
说希特勒只有一个蛋蛋 这就是胡说八道 rumor that Hitler only has one ball, this is nonsense.
他有四个 He has four.
所以你在希特勒青年团做志愿军 是吗 So, you are volunteering at the Hitlerjugend office, yes?
是的 Yes.
你真棒 Good for you.
我希望我们有更多的小男孩能有你这样盲目的狂热 I wish more of our young boys had your blind fanaticism.
那些笨蛋到底在干什么 What on earth are those oafs up to?
我们为什么不上楼看看呢 Why don't we go upstairs and see, yes?
你知道你妈妈在哪儿吗 Do you know where your mother is?
不知道 No.
我觉得她在城里 I think she's in town.
她在家呆的时间长吗 Has she been spending much time at home?
她有点忙 She is quite busy.
是吗 Is she?
我很高兴能看见 Well, I'm pleased to see
你穿着你的青年团制服 但是 that you're wearing your Jugend uniform, but
你的刀子呢 where is your knife?
你必须一直带着你的军刀 它在哪儿呢 You must always carry your DJ knife, where is it?
我 I...
丢在 Left...
在这儿 It's here.
你是谁 And who might you be?
你在我家干什么 And what are you doing in my house?
你也住在这里 You live here too?
我是他姐姐Inga I'm his sister, Inga.
希特勒吉祥 Heil Hitler.
我不知道你还有个姐姐 Johannes I did not know you have a sister, Johannes.
有时他更希望我死了 Sometimes he'd prefer if I was dead.
是这样吧 小弗兰肯斯坦(创造了毁灭自己的东西的人) Isn't that right, little Frankenstein?
好了 没必要 Now, now, there's no need
攻击他丑恶的身体畸形 to attack his hideous physical deformity.
这是战斗的伤痕 That is a war wound.
但是 But...
为什么你会有他的军刀 Why do you have his knife?
我在守卫我的房间 因为他拒绝离我房间远一点 I'm guarding my room, because he refuses to stay out of it.
你在里面藏了什么 What do you have hidden in there?
一些女生的东西 You know, girl's stuff.
我能进吗 May I?
当然可以 Naturally.
我们处理了太多的报告 You see, we deal with an inordinate number of reports,
简直不敢相信 现在希特勒不在了 我们真的只能靠自己了 It's crazy. And now Hitler's gone. We're really on our own.
你说什么 What?
你没听说吗 You didn't hear?
他死了 He's dead.
他放弃了 打爆了自己的头 He gave up and blew his brains out.
不 这不可能 No! That's impossible.
他的脑子都爆出来了 Blew them out. His brains.
原来他瞒了我们很多事 Turns out, he was hiding a lot of stuff from us.
背着所有人做了特别坏的事 Doing some really bad things behind everyone's backs.
我不确定我们能不能从袭击中活下来 I'm not sure if we'll survive attacks.
很好 过来 Okay. Come here.
看见那边的美国人了吗 过去给他一个拥抱 Okay. See that American there? Just go give him a hug.
上 冲啊 我们走 Go! Run! Let's go!
Yorki快过来 Oh, Yorki, Yorki.
好消息 你刚刚被提升了 现在你有自己的手枪了 Great news, you've just been promoted and you get you own pistol.
冲过去 只要是跟我们不一样的人就开枪射他 Just go and shoot anybody who looks different to us.
没问题 Okay.
Jojo你的制服呢 Jojo, where's your uniform?
来 穿上这件外套 他们就不会朝你开枪了 Here, put this jacket on, so they know not to shoot you.
我们所到之处必不留活物 We must kill everything that we see.
希特勒万岁 Heil Hitler!
去死吧 魔鬼的爪牙 Die, devil's tongue.
我们会检查他的 Yeah, we'll check him.
喂 站住 Hey! Hey!
你说什么 What?
我听不懂 I don't understand.
K队 Captain K.
你好啊孩子 看看这一片狼藉 Hiya, kid. Look at all this commotion.
发生什么了 What's happening?
困兽之斗罢了我的朋友 我们气数已尽了 Hysteria, my friend. We come to the end.
派对结束了 Party's over.
你害怕了 别怕 Are you scared? Don't be scared.
看着我 Look at me.
你妈妈的事我很抱歉 她是个好人 I'm sorry about Rosie, she was a good person.
一个真正的好人 An actual good person.
好吗 Okay?
没事了孩子 It's okay, kid.
我一直想告诉你 你的书真的很棒 I've been meaning to tell you. I think your book is really great.
我很抱歉嘲笑了它 I'm sorry for laughing at it.
创造力十足 Very creative.
过来 让我们好好看看你 Come here, let's take a look at you.
你看起来很棒 你会没事的孩子 You look good. You're okay, kid.
现在回家吧 照顾好你的姐姐 Now, go home. Look after that sister of yours.
好吗 Okay?
滚开 Get away!
滚开你个犹太人 Get away, Jew!
快滚 Get away!
怎么回事 What's going on?
他是个犹太人 It's a Jew!
闭嘴 你认识这个纳粹吗 Shut up! You know this Nazi?
他... He...
我不认识这个肮脏的犹太人 I don't know this dirty Jew.
- 快滚开 - 闭嘴纳粹 - Get away, Jew! - Shut your mouth, Nazi!
- 不 - 离开这儿 - No! - Get out of here!
回家 Go home!
- 放开他 - 滚回家 - Leave him alone! - Go home!
离开这儿 滚回家 Get out of here! Go home!
Jojo Jojo?
Yorki Yorki!
谢天谢地 Thank God!
我以为你死了 I thought you were dead.
看来我会长命百岁 No, it seems like I can never die.
我要回家见我妈妈 I'm gonna go home to see my mother.
我需要一个拥抱 I need a cuddle.
一切都没有意义了 Nothing makes sense anymore.
是啊 现在绝不是一个当纳粹的好时机 Yeah, it's, definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.
现在战争结束了 Hey, so now the war is over,
至少你的女朋友自由了 at least your girlfriend will be free.
她现在能离开了 She can leave now.
有什么不对吗 Is something wrong?
我得走了 I've got to go.
- 好的 - 抱歉 - Okay. - Sorry.
嗨 我回来了 Hi, I'm home.
外面发生什么了 What's going on out there?
哪里 Out where?
外面啊 笨蛋 Outside, dummy.
Jojo发生了什么 Jojo, what's going on?
现在出来安全吗 Is it safe to come out?
Jojo安全吗 Jojo, is it safe?
我可以走了吗 Can I leave?
不 No.
你不能走 You can't leave.
为什么 Why?
你得待在这儿 You have to stay here.
谁赢了 Who won?
和我待在一起 With me.
Jojo谁赢了 谁打赢了 Jojo, who won? Who won the war?
我们赢了 We did.
德军打赢了 Germany won the war.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
亲爱的Elsa 我知道现在对你来说是艰难的时刻 Dear Elsa, I know it's hard for you at the moment.
我明白你很想放弃 And I know you feel like giving up.
但是你必须得坚持下去 But you have to carry on.
我和你的好朋友Jojo Me and your good friend Jojo,
为你想出来一个逃跑计划 have devised a plan for you to escape.
所以请好好听他说 So, please, listen to him.
他会帮助你离开这儿 He's gonna help you to get out of there.
然后你就能来巴黎找我 And then you could come be with me in Paris.
别担心Jojo Don't worry about Jojo.
他会没事的 He'll be okay.
巴黎见 Nathan留 See you in Paris. Nathan.
他死了 He's dead.
你说什么 Pardon?
Nathan Nathan.
他去年死于结核病 He died last year. Tuberculosis.
那... Well...
太奇怪了 谁写了这些信 That's weird. Who wrote these?
Jojo谢谢你 Thank you, Jojo.
你一直对我很好 You've been so good to me.
其实...事情是... Well... Thing is...
我爱你 I love you.
我知道你只是把我当作弟弟 不过没关系 I know you think of me as a younger brother, which is fine.
而且... And...
反正你年纪也大 You're too old anyway.
但是... But...
老天 这儿有点热 Man, it's quite hot in here.
我也爱你 I love you too.
- 像对弟弟一样吗 - 嗯 像对弟弟一样 - As a younger brother? - Yes, as a younger brother.
听着 我和假的Nathan帮你找到了一个逃跑的方法 Look, me and fake Nathan have found a way for you to escape.
或许你可以相信你的弟弟吗 Maybe, you can trust your younger brother?
或许能 Maybe.
那好 Okay then.
拿上你的东西 我们要出发了 Get your things together. We're leaving.
Jojo Betzler 十岁半 Jojo Betzler. Ten and a half years old.
今天 尽你所能地去行动吧 Today, just do what you can.
你以为你能去哪儿 Where, in a shit, do you think you're going?
- 外面 - 外面? - Out. - Out?
不 你不能 Oh no, you don't.
现在我们得待在这儿 你得告诉我 Now, we gonna stay in here, and you gonna tell me exactly
你和阁楼上的那个东西到底发生了什么 what's going on with you and that thing it the attic.
那是一个女孩儿 That thing is a girl.
你爱上她了是吗 You're in love with her, aren't you?
没错 Yes.
- 承认吧 - 我刚刚说了是 - Admit it! - I just said yes.
我知道 I knew it!
这件事永远不会成功 It was never gonna work out.
至于你 她对你来说太老了 而且你很丑 And you. No, she's too old for you. And you're ugly.
现在她就要离开你了 你知道不是吗 Now, she's gonna leave you, you know that, don't you?
所以接下来你要这么做 你这个小混蛋 So, here's what's gonna happen, you little shit.
你会戴上这个 好吗 You gonna put this on, okay?
你会忘记楼上那头恶心的犹太母牛 You gonna forget about that disgusting Jewy cow up there.
你会回到我身边 回到属于你的地方 And you gonna come back to me, where you belong.
是吗 All right?
戴上它! Put it on!
到那时 我们就会假装什么都没发生过 And then, we gonna pretend none of this ever happened.
你明白吗 You got it?
高呼我的名字 看在过去的份上 高呼啊 小伙子 Heil me? For old time sake? Heil me, little man.
不 No.
- 高呼我的名字 - 不 - Heil me. - No.
只需要一下 拜托了 Just a little heil. Please.
滚开希特勒 Fuck off, Hitler!
走吧 Come on.
等等 Oh, wait.
准备好了吗 Ready?
嗯 Yeah.
外面危险吗 Is it dangerous out there?
特别危险 Extremely.
我们做到了 We made it.
也许这很值得 Probably, deserved that.
现在我们该做什么 What do we do now?