盲目的暴力点燃了天空 Mindless violence lit up the sky.
美国 70年代 America - - the 1970s.
能源危机已成为现实 The energy crisis is real.
"我想要逃离 " I'm runnin' away
- 一个动荡不安 充满猜忌的年代 - 我从来不是半途而废者 - A time of unrest and mistrust. - I have never been a quitter.
- 那是个恐怖之夜 - 一段充斥恐惧和暴力的时期 - It was a night of terror. - A time of fear and violence.
我们正进入一个恶魔崇拜的时代 We are entering a satanic age!
任何视而不见的人都是瞎子 Anyone who can't see that is blind!
电视记录所有混乱 Television documents the chaos,
再将恐怖的影像传播至千家万户 beams the horror into our living room.
达成降临 And so it is done.
但它也提供了安慰 But it also offers comfort.
1971年4月4日 April 4, 1971
UBC电视台的"夜猫子"节目第一集开播 the first episode of UBC's "Night Owls" goes to air.
电视台希望它能成为一档热门深夜节目 The network's hopes for a late - night hit
并把厚望都寄托在了主持人 are riding on the shoulders of the host,
一位当红芝加哥电台主播身上 a popular Chicago radio announcer.
晚上好 夜猫子们 我是你们的主持人杰克德洛伊 Good evening, night owls.I'm your host, Jack Delroy.
感谢各位允许我出现在你们的客厅 And thank you for allowing me into your living rooms
观看这档我希望未来能一直热播下去的节目首秀 for the first of what I hope will be many, many shows.
我要感谢所有帮助我梦想成真的人 I'd like to thank everyone who helped bring this dream to life,
尤其是我在伊利诺伊州伯温镇的父母 especially my dear mom and dad back in Berwyn, Illinois,
我知道此刻他们正坐在电视机前 who I know are sitting in front of their TV set,
脸上带着灿烂的笑容 big smiles on their faces,
注：美国著名节目主持人 1962 - 1992年期间主持NBC著名深夜节目《今夜秀》
观看约翰尼卡森的"今夜秀" watching "The Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson.
融合了访谈 音乐和小品喜剧元素 With its entertaining mix of interviews,
杰克德洛伊的"夜猫子"以丰富的娱乐性 music, and sketch comedy,"Night Owls" with Jack Delroy
俘获了大批美国午夜观众的心 captures the hearts and minds of midnight America.
好吧 我受够了 克罗格 Well, I am sick of it, Crog,
整天困在山洞里炖你的剑齿虎大补汤 stuck in the cave all day,cooking your sabertooth stew.
嘿 伙计们 这听起来耳熟吗 Oi, fellas, does this sound familiar?
这是一只亚马逊的捕鸟蜘蛛 This is an Amazonian bird - eating spider.
看来你那位毛茸茸的小伙伴 Looks like your furry little friend, uh,
可能收到了更好的邀约 might have gotten a better offer.
别慌 我来处理 杰克 Don't panic. I got it, Jack.
- 我来处理 抱歉 先生 - 格斯 - I got it. Excuse me, sir. - Gus.
一周五个夜晚 Five nights a week,
杰克帮助这个焦虑的国家忘记了烦恼 Jack helps an anxious nation forget its troubles.
1972年11月 In November 1972,
杰克与UBC老板沃克贝德福德签订了一份为期五年的合约 Jack inks a five - year deal with UBC owner Walker Bedford.
欢迎加入UBC家族 杰克 Welcome to UBC family, Jack.
为了走到今晚你都牺牲了什么 What did you have to sacrifice to get here tonight?
凭借获得艾美奖提名 With an Emmy nomination to his name
和不断增长的收视率 and growing audience share,
杰克将目光瞄准了梦寐以求的深夜秀冠军宝座 Jack sights are set on the coveted late - night crown.
陪伴杰克一路走来的是他的妻子 By Jack's side through everything is his wife,
备受喜爱的舞台剧女演员玛德琳派珀 the beloved stage actress Madeleine Piper.
尽管杰克在追逐第一的道路上马不停蹄 Despite Jack's relentless quest to be number one,
但他们仍是演艺圈公认的最恩爱 they are considered one of showbiz's happiest
最长久的夫妻 and most enduring couples.
玛德琳是他的缪斯女神和红颜知己 Madeleine is his muse and his confidante,
但她并不是他唯一的支持来源 but she is not his only source of support.
杰克与"丛林园" Jack's association with The Grove,
一个位于加州红杉林里的男性社团之间的关系 a men - only club located in the redwoods of California,
自他在电台工作起就一直是流言的话题 has been the subject of rumors since his days in radio.
该社团成立于19世纪 Established in the 1800s
成员包括政治家 and counting among its members politicians,
演艺明星以及各类行业领袖 entertainers,and captains of industry,
"丛林园"长期以来都将自己标榜为 The Grove has long portrayed itself
面向富豪与权贵的无公害夏令营 as a harmless summer camp for the rich and powerful.
可围绕它对于神秘仪式的喜好以及左右事业成败的影响力 But speculation swirls around its taste for arcane ceremony
种种猜测层出不穷 and its power to make and break careers.
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节目播出四季后收视率依旧没有超越卡森 Four seasons on, and ratings still fail to match Carson.
提名次数不断增多 但始终没有奖杯加持 The nominations mount,but no trophy.
杰克"万年陪跑"的恶名开始产生负面效果 Jack's reputation as perennial also - ran starts to bite.
他清楚历史只会记住胜利者 He knows that history remembers only kings.
接着 时间来到1976年9月 Then, in September 1976,
杰克的世界发生了彻底的颠覆 Jack's world is turned upside - down
玛德琳 一个从不吸烟的女人 when Madeleine, a nonsmoker,
被确诊为肺癌晚期 is diagnosed with terminal lung cancer.
10月份 玛德琳作为特殊嘉宾在节目亮相 In October, Madeleine makes a special appearance on the show.
杰克和我第一次见面 Jack and I first met
是我在伊甸剧院 when I was doing"Oh! Calcutta!"
注：因裸体演出闻名 70年代风靡全美 是百老汇演出时间最长的戏剧之一
- 上帝 - 参演《加尔各答风情画》时 - Oh, God. - at the Eden.
天啊 你们真该看看他来到后台 My, you should have seen him blush
面对那些光鲜亮丽的裸体时 when he came backstage and was
脸羞得通红的样子 confronted with all those glorious naked bodies.
还记得吗 亲爱的 Remember, darling?
玛德琳 我想咱们没必要提这茬 Madeleine, I don't think we need to talk about
瞧 他现在又脸红了 See, he's blushing right now.
作为一个女孩 How is a girl
怎么能不为此陷入爱河呢 not supposed to fall in love with that?
女士们 先生们 她是不是无与伦比 Isn't she something, ladies and gentlemen?
这是"夜猫子"有史以来收视率最高的一集 It is the highest - rating episode in "Night Owls" history,
但仍然落后卡森的节目一个百分点 but still falls a point short of Carson.
我爱你 杰克 I love you, Jack.
两周后 玛德琳离开了人世 Two weeks later,Madeleine is dead.
悲痛的杰克避开所有媒体 A grieving Jack shuns the media.
他逃离纽约 行踪不明 He flees New York,his location unknown.
然而令所有人惊讶的是仅仅一个月后 Just one month later,and to the surprise of many,
UBC电视台就宣布了他的回归 UBC announces his return.
女士们先生们 有请杰克德洛伊 Ladies and gentlemen,Mr. Jack Delroy.
可是德洛伊与卡森之间的差距仍在继续拉大 But the gap between Delroy and Carson continues to widen.
杰克与他的长期制作人李奥费斯克 Jack and his longtime producer,Leo Fiske,
为了提高收视率 go out of their way to court controversy,
不遗余力地制造争议 in a bid to improve audience share.
你过去是个红人 杰克 You used to be the man, Jack.
可你现在怎么搞的 What the happened to you?
我们先休息一会儿 我 We are gonna take a break,and I'll
我马上就回来 而你不可以 I'll be right back.And you will not.
你想跑哪儿去 Where the do you think you're going? Huh?
- 把门打开 - 收视率直线下滑 - Open the door! - Ratings are in free fall.
赞助商们惴惴不安 Sponsors are nervous.
杰克的合约也即将到期 Jack's contract is set to expire.
注：每年2、5、7、11月份开展的收视率调查时段 上世纪50年代由尼尔森公司发明
"收视调查周"的开始让一切都更加岌岌可危 Everything is on the line when Sweeps Week begins
那一天正是1977年万圣节夜 on Halloween night, 1977.
绝望的杰克策划了一期特辑 A desperate Jack plans an episode
希望能借此扭转他的命运 he hopes will turn his fortunes around.
请观众入场 伙计们 Get the audience in, guys.
您即将看到的是最新发现的母带 What you are about to see is the recently discovered
包含当晚播出的节目内容 master tape of what went to air that night,
以及此前从未发布过的幕后片段 as well as previously unreleased behind - the - scenes footage.
这就是震惊全国的电视直播事件 It is the live TV event that shocked a nation
"魔鬼深夜秀" "Late Night With the Devil."
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今晚的节目由 Tonight's broadcast is brought to you
卡文迪什集团公司赞助播出 by the Cavendish Group of Companies.
让我们握手成交 Let's shake on it.
纽约UBC演播室为您现场直播 Live from UBC Studios in New York City,
这里是杰克德洛伊的"夜猫子"节目 it's "Night Owls"with Jack Delroy!
参加本期万圣节惊悚特辑的嘉宾有 Joining us on our spooky Halloween special,
克里斯图 Christou
卡迈克尔海格 Carmichael Haig
琼萝丝米切尔博士与她新书的主人公 Dr. June Ross - Mitchell with the subject of her new book,
莉莉 Lilly
克莱奥詹姆斯小姐和她迷人的爵士串烧 Miss Cleo James with a bewitching jazz medley
加上我们一年一度的万圣节盛装秀 plus our annual Halloween costume parade.
现在有请我们的午夜先生 杰克德洛伊 But now here's Mr. Midnight - - Jack Delroy!
晕死 杰克呢 Oh, boy. Jack?
他上哪儿去了 Where the hell is he?
杰克 该你上台了 Uh, Jack, you're on.
- 李奥 他没有 - 嘣 Leo, he's not, uh - Boo!
啊 我滴个老天爷 Aw, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
格斯麦康奈尔 女士们 先生们 Gus McConnell,ladies and gentlemen.
你小子 You.
晚上好 夜猫子们 感谢各位 Oh, good evening, night owls,and thank you for allowing me
再一次允许我出现在你们的客厅 into your living rooms once again.
今晚我们为您准备了一场无与伦比的演出 We've got an incredible show lined up for you tonight
庆祝万圣节带来的所有恐怖乐趣 as we celebrate all of the fiendish fun of Halloween.
噢 你好 Ew. Oh, hello.
呃 你在搞什么 格斯 Um, what do you got there, Gus?
特雷门琴 杰克 这是一种乐器 A theremin Jack.It's a musical instrument.
噢 这不能算音乐 格斯 Oh, that's not music, Gus.
这是你在调整 That is actually the sound you get
汽车收音机频道 when you're tuning your car radio,
搜索音乐时听见的噪音 searching for music.
杰克 特雷门琴的有趣之处在于 What's interesting about a theremin, Jack,
不用身体接触就能演奏出音乐 is you play it without touching it.
所以说 你不应该碰它 So, you're not meant to touch it?
对 先生 不该碰 No, sir. No touching.
格斯 要是你能在周五节目结束后 Why, Gus, if only you'd shown the same restraint
注："Blrlesque" 又称滑稽戏 一种滑稽歌舞杂剧 常伴有脱衣舞表演
去看艳舞秀时也能这般自我约束就好了 at the Melody Burlesque after Friday's show.
我想咱们应该提高一下 Think we should raise the bar in here
今晚的笑话标准 伙计们 有人参加 a little bit tonight, folks.Um, anybody go
洋基队的胜利游行了吗 to the Yankees' parade?
很好 这里有雷吉杰克逊的粉丝吗 Yeah! Any Reggie Jackson fans in here?
注：著名棒球运动员 外号十月先生 1993年入选棒球名人堂
我就知道她是 如今有八卦说 Knew she was.Now, there's a rumor
《时尚》杂志已经 going around that "Cosmo" magazine
邀请雷吉成为他们专属的"十月先生" has approached Reggie to be their very own Mr. October.
注：雷吉曾在1977年季后赛里打出多记全垒打 此处则暗示与女性发生性关系
我们可以预见雷吉那令人瞩目的"全垒狂欢" We can expect Reggie's impressive homerun spree
可以一直延续到休赛期了 to continue well into the offseason.
做的好吗 还要再来一个吗 We doing good? Have one more?
嘿 哇哦 Hey! Whoa!
这一球有点超出限制了 That one went over the fence.
呼 Whew!
- 我没听懂这个笑话 杰克 - 噢 好吧 - I don't get that joke, Jack. - Oh, well.
我猜咱们得把标准提高到 I guess we're gonna have to raise the bar
格斯能够领会的程度 伙计们 to Gus's standards now, folks.
是的 据说吉米卡特总统 Uh, yeah, so, apparently,President Jimmy Carter
认真的吗 李奥 Really, Leo?
你们真是 好吧 我猜这是个容易的目标 Oh, you're - - Oh, well, okay.Easy pickings, I guess.
呃 Um
卡特总统今天召开了一场记者招待会 so, President Carter held a press conference today
宣布将重组他的幕僚团队 announcing a reorganization of his staff.
注：比利以卡特总统的"草包"弟弟闻名于世 常作出各种荒唐的言论和行径
当被问及他的弟弟比利是否也在人事计划内时 When asked if his brother Billy was part of the plans,
总统表示他已伸出橄榄枝 the president said that he'd offered
让比利有机会担任FBI Billy a chance to head either the FBI - -
这是真的吗 或者CIA的局长 is this true? or the CIA.Wow.
- 这不可能 - 显然比利表示 - That can't be true. - Apparently, Billy said
他拒绝领导任何无法拼出全称的机构 he refused to head any agency that he couldn't spell.
- 这个我听懂了 - 你懂了 - I get that joke. - You got it?
- 我懂了 - 格斯懂了 - I got it. - Gus got it.
好吧 夜猫子们 今晚我们准备了 Well, night owls, we've got a heck of a show
一场盛况空前的演出 我很高兴 in store for you tonight,and I'm very excited for you
你们能够亲眼欣赏到这一切 to see it all unfold before your very eyes.
希望你们喜欢 上帝 我是真心希望你们喜欢 I really hope you love it. Gosh, I hope you love it.
求你们了 因为 Please love it,because, well
现在是收视调查周 it's Sweeps Week.
是的 没错 Oh! That's right.
当你需要文森特普莱斯时他在哪里 Where is Vincent Price when you need him?
注：著名电影电视明星 被誉为恐怖片之王
天哪 大家听我说 Boy, I tell you what.
众所周知 收视调查周 Now, Sweeps Week,as we all know,
是全国最重要的收视率统计周期 is the all - important national ratings period.
嘿 可你觉得我看起来紧张吗 格斯 But, hey, do I look nervous to you, Gus?
你心里最好有点数 杰克 You better believe it, Jack.
我们都知道必须要保证赞助商和合作机构都满意 We all know how important it is to keep our sponsors and affiliates happy
但我斗胆提一句 But in my humble opinion,
在这个疯狂的行业里 there is only one person who really matters
只有一个人才是真正重要的 in this whole darn crazy business.
- 言重了 杰克 - 那就是你 我们的观众 - Well, thank you Jack. - And that is you, our viewer.
是你们陪我走过风里雨里 You have stood by me through thick and thin,
见证辉煌与低谷 特别是低谷 good times and bad. Especially the bad.
是你们的支持让我在一年前 It was your support that brought me back
重新回到了这个演播室 into this very studio a year ago,
那时我本可以就此放弃 when I could have easily thrown in the towel,
那时很多人也 when many suggested
建议我就此放弃 that I should have thrown in the towel.
这个节目是 而且一直都是 为了你们 This show is - - and it always has been - - for you.
- 爱你 杰克 - 还有 - Love you, Jack! - And
注：尼尔森公司正是利用这种日志在收视调查周期间统计各地区观众的喜好并统计收视率
李奥 咱们能给这位女士来本尼尔森收视日志吗 Leo, can we please get that woman a Nielsen viewing diary?
快点 Come on.
感谢大家 Thank you all.
怎么说 夜猫子们 让节目继续吧 What do you say, night owls? On with the show, huh?
没错 Yeah!
好的 Alright.
近年来 大众对于邪教秘术的兴趣又有复苏的趋势 Interest in the occult has seen a major revival in recent years.
确有其事 随便翻开今天哪家报纸 This is true. You open any newspaper today,
你都能看到上百则灵媒广告 you're gonna see hundreds of ads for psychics
还有算命的 甚至是驱魔的 or fortune tellers, exorcists, even.
如你们所知 在"夜猫子"秀里 Now, as you know, here on "Night Owls,"
保持开放态度是很重要的 we think it's very important to keep an open mind.
我们今晚的第一位嘉宾 Our first guest tonight - -
能请到这位年轻人我非常激动 I am so excited about this young man - -
是神秘学运动中的闪闪明星 is a shining light in this movement.
有人叫他灵媒 有人叫他招魂术士 Some call him a medium; others, a spiritualist.
甚至有人说他是奇迹制造者 Some have even called him a miracle worker.
而我们只知道他一个名号 We know him by one name, and, well,
可能是因为他也只有这么一个单名 that's probably because one name is all he seems to have.
女士们先生们 请一起欢迎这位 Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome
注：独名人士通常指只靠一个单名活动而很少提及姓氏的名人 如麦当娜 阿黛尔
神秘的 独名人士克里斯图 the mysterious, the mononymous Christou.
感谢大驾光临 Thank you for being here.
所以 只有一个单名克里斯图 是吧 So, it is just Christou, is that right?
对 是这样 Sí, that is correct.
感谢你们请我参加节目 Thank you for inviting me onto your program.
拜托 感谢你在巡演的百忙之中抽空前来 Oh, please, thank you for taking time out of your busy touring schedule.
你现在可是相当热门啊 我得说 You are a hot ticket these days. I tell you what.
- 这是我的荣幸 - 据我所知 - It is my pleasure. - Now, as I understand it,
像今晚这样的夜晚 这种恐怖万圣夜 a night like tonight, a spooky night like Halloween,
对于你这个行当的人来说有着特殊的重要性 holds a special significance for someone in your profession.
没错 万圣之夜 That is correct. All Hallows Eve is a time
是地下冥界通道打开的时候 to break open the doors to the underworld.
这是刚离开人世的灵魂们 It is the last chance for the spirits of the recently deceased
处理未竟之事的最后机会 to attend to any unfinished business.
所以人们在这一晚才必须 So that explains the significance, then,
- 戴上万圣节面具 - 没错 - of the Halloween masks. - Sí, yes.
人类用面具来躲避怨鬼 We use them to hide from the angry spirits.
噢 我很好奇 Oh. I'm so curious.
你是一直都能听见死者的声音吗 Do you hear these voices of the dead all the time?
一直能感受到这种能量 是的 The energy is ever - present, sí.
那么大家最关心的问题大概是 And then I guess the burning question is,
你晚上到底是怎么睡得着的 how the hell do you get any sleep?
大家说是不是 I mean, right?
只要把我的脑袋想象成一个无线电台就行 Just think of my mind like the ham radio,
它能接收到各种无线电波 picking up frequencies in the airwaves.
当我不想再听时 把它关掉就好了 When I no longer want to listen, I simply switch it off.
就这么简单 哇哦 Just like that? Wow.
女士们先生们 我想是时候 Okay, well, then I think it is time, ladies and gentlemen,
让这些无线电波流窜起来了 that we fire up those frequencies.
这里的能量非常强烈 The energy in here is very strong.
谢谢你 菲尔 舞台是你的了 Thank you, Phil. The floor is yours, sir.
女士们先生们 掌声送给克里斯图 Ladies and gentlemen, Christou.
我已经能接收到一些信号了 I'm already receiving some signals here.
我能听到 字母"P" The letter "P," I'm hearing.
彼得 Peter.
皮特 Pete.
等等 现在更清晰了 No, wait. It's clearer now.
皮特森 我听到了这个名字 Peterson. I'm hearing the name Peterson.
- 皮特曼 - 什么 抱歉 - Peterman? - What? I'm sorry.
那边的先生 没错 先生 Sir, you're up there. Yeah. Okay, okay, sir. sir.
站在原位就好 谢谢你 You can stand up back there. Thank you.
- 你好 皮特森先生 - 不不 - Hi, Mr. Peterson. - Uh, no.
呃 我妻子的娘家姓是皮特曼 Uh, my wife's maiden name was Peterman.
没错 就是皮特曼 她现在就在这里 Yes, that is it - - Peterman. She's in the room with us now.
真的吗 She is?
您妻子是不是不在了 先生 Your wife has crossed over, sí?
可以这么说 You could say that.
她五年前跟我们家邻居私奔了 She ran off with my neighbor five years ago.
- 真抱歉 - 不必这样 - Sorry to hear that. - Oh, don't be.
我的高尔夫球技从此大涨 My golf game's never been better.
不 还有 No, but there is a - -
我能听到"伊丽莎白"这个名字 Now I'm hearing the name Elizabeth.
不 她的名字是海伦 No, her name was Helen.
- 没有一个叫贝丝或者贝蒂的吗 - 是的 - There was no Beth or Betty? - Correct.
- 我听见贝蒂的名字 - 不 你刚刚说得对 - There was a Betty. - No. You're correct.
这里没有叫贝丝或者贝蒂的 There was no Beth or Betty.
- 是一个"B"开头的名字 - 噢 我的名字是巴里 - A name starting with "B." - Oh, my name's Barry.
- 不 不是这个名字 - 四十二年来都是这个名字啊 - That's not it. - No, it has been for 42 years.
走了 这个亡灵离开了 很抱歉 Gone. The spirit has passed. I'm sorry.
这些信号有时会被干扰 Sometimes the signal gets scrambled.
摄影棚 灯光 相机啦 我只是个信差 Studio lights, cameras. I am only a messenger.
把它们集中起来 I concentrate.
巴里 请坐吧 非常感谢 Barry, have a seat. Thank you so much.
- 谢谢你 - 那您呢 先生 - Thank you. - And you, sir?
看起来您和格斯一起 Looks like you went on a shopping spree with Gus
去折扣服装店血拼去了是吧 down at, uh, Barney's Discount Costume Warehouse, huh?
看来你买得很便宜啊 Got quite a steal on that, huh?
别生气哈 只是逗您一乐 Don't be upset. I'm just ribbing you.
噢 杰克 Oh, Jack.
我感受到什么了 I'm receiving something.
我看到 噢 这很有意思 I'm getting a - - Oh, yes, this intrigues.
- 晚上好 女士们 - 晚上好 - Good evening, ladies. - Good evening.
晚上好 Evening
爱德华是谁 Who is Edward?
还是叫爱迪 他是你们中谁的儿子还是兄弟对吧 Eddie? He was a son or brother for one of you, sí?
爱德蒙是我的弟弟 Edmond was my little brother.
- 你是妈妈 对吗 - 对 是的 - And you were the mother, sí? - Sí. I mean, yes.
这是靠推理 杰克 没用通灵能力 Deduction, Jack, not psychic powers.
我依然很震惊 I am still impressed. Wow.
爱德蒙出了不好的事 Something bad happened to Edmond.
这 是难以启齿的事吧 It's hard to talk about it?
是的 Yes.
- 还留有许多谜团 - 这个嘛 他 - Many questions remain. - Well, h - he - -
爱德蒙是不是自己结束了生命 It may be that Edmond took his own life?
- 最近才发生的事 - 发生在五年前 - Quite recently, too. - Five years ago.
我知道 但感觉就像是昨天 I know, but it feels like only yesterday.
真是可怕的悲剧 Such a terrible tragedy.
他这么做的原因很令人困惑 对吧 There was much confusion why he did this, no?
非常令人悲伤和困惑 是这样 Terrible sadness and confusion. This is so.
- 他没留下任何遗书 - 是的 - There was no note. Nothing. - No.
他一直是个快乐的男孩 He was such a happy boy.
没有人知道他这么痛苦 None of us knew he was in so much pain.
爱迪想告诉你们他现在已经安息了 Eddie wants you to know that he is at peace now.
他对于自己引起的悲痛很抱歉 He's sorry for the suffering he has caused.
他想传达的是 他的心中充满了爱 He communicates this to you. His heart is full of love.
我现在还听见"爹爹"这个词 Now I'm hitting the word "papa."
爸爸一直都叫作爸爸 我们从未 Well, Dad was always Dad. We never - -
不 等等 No, wait. Um
爱德蒙小的时候 他有一个泰迪熊就叫"爹爹" When Edmond was little, he had a teddy named Papa.
- 是的 - 天啊 这我记得 - This is true. - Oh, my God. I remember.
他的遗物我都留着 I kept all his things.
你能告诉他 爹爹现在很安全吗 Can you please tell him that Papa is safe?
我不需要告诉他 I do not need to tell him this.
他已经知道了 He already knows.
感谢你们 你们都是好人 Thank you. You are both so beautiful.
保佑你们 保佑大家 Bless you. Bless you all!
哇 了不起的天赋 Wow! What a - - What a gift.
谢谢你 克里斯图 Thank you. Christou! Wow!
现在屏幕上应该 Now these tour dates
显示着克里斯图的巡演日期 should be showing up on your screens momentarily.
我们稍微休息一下 大伙 We're gonna have to take a quick break, folks.
等回来时 这个节目长期以来的 When we come back, though, one of the old friends
一位老朋友将会 of our show who always
克里斯图 Christou?
这里有某股强烈的力量 Something very intense here.
也许 是爱德蒙还有话要说 Perhaps - - Are we getting another message from Edmond?
不 不 这是 No, no. This is
我听到一个名字 "米妮" I'm getting the name Minnie.
有人认识叫米妮的吗 拜托请回应 Does anyone here know a Minnie? Please accept.
这名字现场有谁认识吗 Does this name mean anything to anyone in the studio?
没吗 也许是和米妮相似的名字 No? Um, perhaps a name that sounds like Minnie.
也许是米莉 或者曼蒂 Maybe it's like a Millie or a Mandy.
- 我有个姑奶叫莫莉 - 是米妮 - I had a Great - Aunt Molly. - It's Minnie!
拜托 有谁认识 Please! Who will accept?
如此悲伤 So much sadness.
我看到一枚婚戒 I see a wedding ring.
一个戴着婚戒的未婚男子 An unmarried man with a wedding ring.
这个亡灵要跟你交流 你到底是谁 The spirit needs to talk to you. Who are you?!
别怕 伙计们 是我们的老旧照明灯坏了 It's okay, folks, it's just our old par cans acting up.
不见了 她走了 Gone. S - She's gone.
她 她走了 S - S - She's gone.
李奥 Leo?
我们稍微休息一下 We're gonna take a quick break,
广告结束后立马回来 and we're gonna be right back after these messages.
信号已切 And we're clear.
请格斯前往服装部 Gus to wardrobe.
克里斯图先生 刚才真是精彩 Hey, Mr. Christou, that was fantastic.
- 你太有天赋了 - 杰克 我们能谈谈吗? - You are truly blessed. - Jack, can we talk?
- 格斯 现在不行 - 刚才在后台 - Not right now, Gus. - It's just backstage.
他们说你和李奥等那个女孩过来后好像要准备什么大动作 They're saying you and Leo have got something cooked up when that girl comes on.
- 据我所知 我们都是按照彩排走的 - 好吧 好吧 - As far as I know,we're sticking to the rundown. - Right, right.
但是我看到了束缚衣 杰克 还有刀子 It's just, I saw restraints, Jack, and - - and knives.
我必须跟你说实话 I've got to be honest with you.
我们在后台有点被吓到了 We're a little spooked back there.
你怎么还在这里 What the hell are you still doing here?
- 赶快去服装部 - 是 先生 - Get to wardrobe, pronto. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
那一段真精彩 克里斯图先生 Fantastic segment, fellas. - Mr. Christou,
你看起来需要喝杯酒 you look like you might need a bourbon.
- 一杯水就好 谢谢 - 在这喝吗 - Just some water, please. - In this place?
- 我看看有没有吧 - 给克里斯图先生倒杯水 I'll see what I can do. - Some water for Mr. Christou.
能再陪我们一会儿吗 Are you happy to stay with us a little longer?
- 我真的不能 - 这就对了嘛 - I really should be - - - That's the spirit.
顺便说句 我等不及要看你的表演了 I can't wait to catch your act, by the way.
给 你的鼻子上有血 Here, you've got some blood under your nose.
- 杰克 能不能 - 谢谢你 - Jack, mind if we - Thank you.
上帝啊 Jesus Christ.
那个江湖骗子还真是拼了 The charlatan really went all - out there.
天啊 刚才的爆灯是你的主意吧 Oh, boy. That bit with the lights was your idea, wasn't it?
要是你喜欢 就当是我干的 If you liked it, yeah, I'll take full credit.
你觉得那位叫巴里的朋友怎么样 Mm - hmm. - What did you think about our friend Barry?
- 你没事吧 兄弟 - 没事 只是刚才 - You okay, buddy? - Yeah. Just that last - -
听着 不管刚才是怎么一回事 都很有节目效果 Look, whatever happened was great television.
别为此紧张 好了 还有要紧事要处理 Don't let it rattle you. Okay, some orders of business
我们超时了 进广告晚了 We're running long, late to break.
可以 但不能再挤掉克莱奥的表演了 Okay, but we're not bumping Cleo again.
好吧 我们会想办法补一点时间 Well, we'll try to make up some time.
噢 先别回头看 卡文迪什公司的新营销副总裁和他老婆 Oh, don't look now, but Cavendish's new vice president of marketing and his wife
正挨着节目运营主管坐在第一排 are sitting in the front row with the head of airtime.
你正在看他们 我真搞不懂 You're looking directly at them. I don't understand that.
嘿 他们想和你聊聊 想见见你 Hey, they want to talk to you.They want to meet you.
算了吧 我现在没时间拍马屁 No, I don't have time to play kiss - ass right now.
我提醒一下 免得你没发现 我正在主持一档 In case you hadn't noticed, I'm trying to host
全国多台转播的脱口秀 a nationally syndicated talk show.
我在努力帮你保住节目 And I'm trying to help you keep it on the air.
- 麦康奈尔 - 好吧 - McConnell? - Okay.
- 麦康奈尔人呢 - 下个休息环节再说 好吗 - Where's McConnell? - Next break. Okay?
琼怎么样了 她们到了吗 她没事吧 How's June? Did they land? Is she okay?
- 她没事 好得很 - 那就好 那个小姑娘呢 - She's fine. Just fine. - Great. The girl?
杰克 你能放松点吗 Jack, will you please relax?
一切都进行得很顺利 Everything's going very, very well.
菲尔 那些灯到底是怎么回事 Phil, what the hell's going on with those lights?
- 我们在处理了 - 还有30秒 各位 - We're working on it. - 30 seconds, people!
- 嘿 - 那些玩意几十年 - Hey. - Nothing's been fixed
- 都没修好 - 嘿 目前节目效果不错哦 - since 1956. - Hey, great show so far.
- 萨米 你好吗 - 很好 你呢 - Sammy, how are you? - Good. How are you?
我也很好 我的发型怎么样 I'm okay. How's my hair looking?
- 很帅气 - 那就好 - Alright. You look great. - Good.
- 没有鼻屎吧 - 很干净 - Bats in the cave? - You're all clear.
- 谢谢 - 嘿 杰克 选哪张牌 - Thank you. - Hey, Jack, which card?
- 嘿 - 这有必要吗 - Hey. - Is this necessary?
亲爱的 你都出汗了 You got a little bit of a sweat going on, honey.
拜托 停下 Please, stop!
好吧 随你便 Fine. Suit yourself.
嘿 Hey. Hmm?
别担心 朋友们 你们谦卑的小伙伴回来了 Fear not, friends, your humble sidekick has returned.
大家待命 Stand by everyone.
- 舞控 大门 - 太好了 - Staging, the door. - Too kind.
下一个是海格 不用在意他 Haig's on next. Pay him no mind.
他这人只会耍耍嘴皮子 好吗 He's all wax, no wick. Okay?
节目倒计时 5 4 And we're back in 5 4
谢谢大家 欢迎回到我们的万圣节特辑 Thank you. Welcome back to our Halloween special, folks.
致刚刚收看节目的朋友们 For those of you just tuning in,
克里斯图先生在休息前 Mr. Christou here wowed us before the break
向我们展示了令人惊叹的通灵能力 with a demonstration of his mediumistic powers.
真的很了不起 对吗 It was really something. Am I right?
真不可思议 我们下一位嘉宾在自己的领域里同样享有盛名 Amazing. Our next guest is someone equally renowned in his own field.
他就是大名鼎鼎的魔术师卡迈克尔 Once known to us all as Carmichael the Conjurer.
还记得他吗 几年前 You remember him? Yeah? Well, he hung up the wand
他放下了魔术棒 several years ago to become
带头兴起了怀疑论者运动 one of the leading voices of the skeptics movement.
女士们先生们 如果够胆 Ladies and gentlemen, make welcome,
就掌声欢迎卡迈克尔·海格先生 if you dare, Mr. Carmichael Haig.
很高兴又见面了 卡尔 So good to see you again, Car.
很高兴来到这里 杰克 It's wonderful to be here, Jack.
介意我抽根烟吗 Mind if I smoke?
请便 Please be my guest.
天啊 厉害了我的哥 Oh, boy, that was good.
哇哦 Wow.
他宝刀未老 He's still got it.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen.
我了个去 Holy smoke.
不 不是吧 Come - - Come on.
我还在这里呢 卡尔 I'm right here. Car
我们都是通过赌城秀认识你的 we all know you from the Vegas shows,
还有电视特辑 the TV specials.
你的集体催眠表演可谓是史无前例 Your group - hypnosis routine was the first of its kind.
我第一次看到时 整个人都懵逼了 Absolutely boggled my mind when I saw it.
很多人都曾把你誉为魔术界的头牌 Many regarded you as the best in the biz.
我知道这些话并不会令你尴尬症发作 And I know my saying that won't embarrass you.
是的 我当得起 继续夸 朋友 Correct. On all counts. Continue, dear friend.
但最近几年 But in recent years,
你似乎把重心 it seems you've turned your attention
转向了其他方面 怎么说呢 慈善方面 to something a little more, shall we say, philanthropic?
- 你是说IFSIP - IFSIP - You mean IFSIP? - IFSIP.
对于那些不知道的人来说 IFSIP是一个缩写 Now, IFSIP, for those of you not in the know, is an acronym.
意思是 我看一下 It stands for - - let me get this right here - -
国际超自然现象 the International Federation
科学调查联合会 of Scientific Investigation into the Paranormal.
喔 好长的名字 我们有些照片 Ooh. It's a lot of words. We've got some pictures up
看一下吧 right here. Take a look.
我们还挺上镜哈 Photogenic lot, aren't we?
我们的任务是检验那些所谓的通灵者 Yes, it is our mission to test these claims
确定哪些是装神弄鬼 and determine what is trickery
哪些是真正的心灵感应 and what may, in fact, be genuine psi phenomena.
注：美国最负盛名的凶宅 曾改编成多部影视作品如《鬼哭神嚎》
哦 这是我去阿米蒂维尔凶宅进行的一次小型捉鬼活动 Oh, that's me about to embark on a little ghost hunt in Amityville.
注：著名超自然现象调查员 《招魂》系列的主人公原型
我的好朋友艾德和罗琳沃伦夫妇拒绝陪我去 My dear friends Ed and Lorraine Warren declined the invitation to join me.
他们容易被吓到 Easily spooked.
卡尔 请您照实讲 Car, be honest with me.
对于我们这些只想相信神秘事物和超越人类本身力量的人来说 What is the harm for those of us who just want to believe in something mysterious,
这又有什么坏处呢 something bigger than ourselves, hmm?
杰克 首先我得承认 Jack, I'm the first to admit
如果人类掌握某些能力世界会变得更加有趣 that the world would be a more interesting place
比如凭空弄弯汤匙 if, uh - - if people could magically bend spoons
用棍子点水占卜 或者 divine water with a stick or
与死者对话 talk to the dead.
但在我找到确凿的证据之前 But until I am presented with irrefutable proof
我会继续戳穿那些 I will continue to expose
男男女女 形形色色的骗子 these men and women for the swindlers they are.
卡尔 你还带着那张支票吗 Still carry that check with you, Car?
当然了 Oh, yes.
我们给所有声称能经受住考验的人 We offer a not - insubstantial reward
准备了一笔丰厚的奖励 for anyone whose claims can be verified.
给个镜头 Get a shot on this?
一号摄像机 10万美金 Camera 1. 100 grand.
有多少人接受了挑战 How many have taken up the challenge?
几十个 Oh, dozens.
那你开出了多少张支票 And how many checks have you signed?
一张都还没呢 杰克 Yet to sacrifice a nickel, Jack.
不过今晚也许会有转机哦 伙计们 Tonight might be the night, though, folks.
对吧 Right?
我不需要这个人的钱 I do not need this man's money.
你当然不需要 因为有那么多天真善良的人 No, I imagine you don't. Not when there are so many naive but well - meaning people
愿意排队把血汗钱送给你 but well - meaning people prepared to hand over their hard - earned.
你还好吗 You okay?
要不要喝点水 Oh. Do you need a drink of water?
没事吧 You okay?
我没事 谢谢 I'm alright, thank you.
卡尔 在我们休息之前 能先给我们解释一下 Now, Car, explain to us Mr. Christou's readings, then,
- 克里斯图先生的感应吗 - 我认为这是一个公认的 - before we went to break. - What I saw was an admittedly
才艺表演家耍的一个可以追溯到圣经时代的老把戏 accomplished performer digging from a bag of tricks that goes back to biblical times.
我数了一下 克里斯图在和那位皮特森 By my count, Christou flopped no less than five times
建立微弱的联系之前至少失败了五次 before he hit on the tenuous Peterson connection.
是皮特曼 It was Peterman.
但他之后的表演堪称完美 He He's flawless in hindsight.
好吧 卡尔 但克里斯图先生把这两位女士 Okay, Car, but I observed nothing untoward
和她们家中死去的儿子联系起来时 when Mr. Christou appeared to connect
我并没有发现什么异常 these two ladies with their deceased son.
在座的各位也都看到了 对吧 We all saw that, everyone here, right?
对此我想说 To which I would say,
瞎猫也有碰上死耗子的时候 even a broken clock is right twice a day.
满口胡言 False lies!
你没有占卜的本事 You no more have the power of divination
注：美国著名男演员 多次荣获金球奖 其留的胡子与片中角色有几分类似
就像我扮不了伯特雷诺兹一样 than I resemble Burt Reynolds.
先生 你和我一样只是个谎言家 一个江湖骗子 You, sir, like me, are a liar, a cheat, a charlatan,
一个冒牌货 而我和你的区别在于 and a fake. The difference being,
我对此开诚布公 I'm honest about it.
别这样 Come on.
好吧 Oh! Okay.
会演戏的人连泼水都这么准 A flair for the theatrical doesn't go astray.
克里斯图 等一下 我还有件事要问你 Christou, wait, I still have to ask you something.
- 拜托 - 克里斯图 - Please. - Christou.
我们还没有探讨最后那段感应 We have not yet discussed the last reading.
还是瞎蒙的 米妮 莫莉 曼迪 还有谁 Yet another cold trail. Minnie, Molly, Mandy, anyone?
先别说了 卡尔 Put a sock in it, will you, Car?
够了 Enough.
虽然听起来会有些可笑 Funny as it may seem
但我认为最后那个感应 I actually believe that that last reading
可能是给我的 may have been meant for me.
是吗 Yes?
米妮 谁是米妮 Minnie - - Who - - Who's Minnie?
米妮是我起的昵称 Minnie is the private nickname
对象是 for
我妻子 玛德琳 Madeleine, my wife.
你妻子 Your wife?
是的 她过世了不是吗 Yes. S - She crossed over, didn't she?
一个戴着婚戒的未婚男子 An unmarried man wearing a wedding ring?
我想你是指这个 I think you meant this.
杰克 拜托 Jack, please.
演播室里有一半人都戴着婚戒 Half the people in this room are wearing one.
- 好吧 - 我想说的是 - Okay. - And Madeleine's death
玛德琳的去世不算什么秘密 我正想强调这个 was hardly a secret. This is what I'm talking about.
这叫做统计学的可靠性 It is a statistical certainty
有些白痴会被唬住 that some fool will take the bait.
别当那个白痴 Don't be that fool.
- 你在干嘛 卡尔 - 让咱看看这个疯道士 - What are you up to, Car? - Let's see if the mad monk
是不是真的能在直播中召唤出 really can conjure up the spirit of your dead wife
你亡妻的灵魂 live on air.
50万美元应该足够有吸引力了 Half a $1 million should be incentive enough.
不是吗 No?
克里斯图 Christou.
兄弟 Buddy?
该死的 God damn it, man!
放广告 快他妈放广告 Go to a commercial!Go to a goddamn commercial!
直播中止 Clear!
- 没事了 - 能帮帮我们吗 - It's okay. - Can we get some help here?
没事的 你只是太累了 It's gonna be okay. You're just overtired, baby.
不 这里不对劲 No! Something's not right!
我们需要医生 We need a doctor!
快带他去更衣室 Get him to his dressing room now.
找人来收拾这堆烂摊子 And someone just clean up all this mess.
卫生局局长强烈建议 The Surgeon General strongly advises
在和亡者对话前最好先服用胃药 taking Pepto Bismol before speaking with the dead.
有人是外地来的吗 Uh, so, is anyone here from out of town?
注：英国著名男演员 第6届奥斯卡影帝 代表作品有《控方证人》《霍布森的选择》等
这可是查尔斯劳顿送我的礼物 This was a gift from Charles Laughton
给我听清楚了 I'll have you know.
你 你 你 You, you, you.
从我箱子里给我拿件酒红色外套过来 好吗 Fetch the burgundy blazer from my portmanteau, will you?
天啊 他一定是癫痫发作了 Christ, it must have been a seizure or something.
你演技可以封神了 杰克 You play the aw - shucks Midwesterner so well, Jack.
你和玛德琳之间的秘密昵称 That bit about Madeleine and your secret nickname?
真令人拜服 Very impressive.
- 你在说什么呢 - 他会知道这事 - What are you talking about? There are only three ways
只能有三种可能性 he could have known about that.
第一种 他真的可以通灵 One, he's actually psychic,
但我们都知道这是不可能的 which we both know is impossible.
第二种 他很走运 有这个可能 但几率很小 Two, he got lucky. Possible, but highly improbable.
或者第三种 Or three
你觉得是我告诉他的吗 You think that I told him?
就算你真这么做了 我也不会怪你 I wouldn't blame you if you did.
一点戏剧效果可以刺激一下收视率 对吗 A little on - air drama can't be bad for ratings, right?
- 是的 是的 - 我也读过相关文章 杰克 - Right, right - I do read the trades, Jack
我还以为你那些在"丛林园"里的权贵朋友可以帮你一把呢 I'd have thought your high - powered friends at The Grove could pull a few strings.
我觉得你高估他们的影响力了 I think you overestimate their influence.
过几天你一定要邀请我一起去 You must invite me along one of these days.
我很想知道那些传闻是否属实 I'd love to know if the rumors are true
注：在兄弟会或共济会等组织会通过秘密握手的方式来确认身份
什么秘密握手 纵欲狂欢 the secret handshakes, the orgies,
神秘仪式 但最主要的还是纵欲狂欢 the arcane ceremonies. But mostly the orgies.
杰克 简单说一下 Jack, rundown briefing.
杰克 一定要让我见见"丛林园"的头儿 Give me an audience with the Grand Poobah, Jack.
我会很快融入进去 I'll fit right in.
谢了 伙计 Good man, Sticks.
我告诉过你别让我单独和那个混蛋在一起 I told you not to leave me alone with that asshole.
怎么 我是你的老妈吗 救护车已经来了 What am I your mother? The ambulance is coming.
下回休息时你可以找卡文迪什聊聊 You can talk to Cavendish in the next break.
为刚才的事求求情 Extenuating circumstances.
贝德福德有传话过来吗 Any word from Bedford yet?
不过电话总机都被打爆了 The switchboard lit up like a Rosenberg, though.
- 观众有不高兴吗 很不爽吗 - 他们既愤怒又困惑 - People are upset? Offended? - Angry, confused.
这不算是坏消息 太好了 None of which is terrible news, of course. That's great.
- 费斯克先生 - 不不不 - Mr. Fiske. - No, no, no, no, no.
这是下个中场才拿出来的 This comes out in the next break.
看看流程吧你 Check your rundown.
舞控 大门 Staging, the door.
妈的 赶紧就位 噢 Shit. Back to the wings. Oh!
我这里没什么异常的 史蒂夫 I'm not picking up anything down here, Steve.
卢 你那里有吗 You picking up anything weird, Lou?
- 倒计时 五 - 让一下 - We're on in five - Coming through.
四 four
噢 我不坐这儿 Oh. Not my chair.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢所有打电话来询问 And thank you to everyone who's been calling in
克里斯图先生情况的人 to check on Mr. Christou.
不用惊慌 各位 Don't be alarmed, folks.
现在他正在后台接受治疗 He is receiving medical attention backstage as we speak.
不必惊动他们 They needn't bother.
他没事 我可以保证 The man is perfectly fine, I assure you.
你的干洗店可能就不会同意了 卡尔 Well your dry cleaner may disagree, Car.
哦 那不过是个杂耍的老把戏 Well, that's just an old vaudeville routine.
他们管这叫"喷活儿" 一种可控制的反呕 Spouting, they call it. Controlled regurgitation.
不管怎样 我希望你能保管好你的支票 Anyway, I certainly hope you're gonna keep that check handy.
- 那张 - 在你胸前口袋里 - The check - Your breast pocket.
手法还是这么丝滑 卡尔 Silky as ever, Car.
你被拿下了 杰克 He got you, Jack.
我的第六感 My sixth sense
告诉我 今晚结束之前 is telling me we may just see this check again
这张支票还会再掏出来 before the night is through.
我对此表示怀疑 I very much doubt that.
等着见识下一位来宾吧 Wait until you meet our next guests.
我要兴奋地晕过去了 杰克 Giddy with excitement, Jack.
你应该如此 You should be.
现在 大约在 Now, about a
大约在一个月前 About a month ago,
一份手稿碰巧出现在我桌上 a manuscript happened to cross my desk that, well
坦白地说 我脑子里还一直想着 I haven't been able to stop thinking about, quite frankly.
这本书 The book
《与恶魔对话》 "Conversations with the Devil"
由琼萝丝米切尔博士所著 by Dr. June Ross - Mitchell
本周刚刚发售 hits shelves this week
这本书肯定会对不少怀疑论者发起挑战 and it is certain to challenge more than a few skeptics out there.
在我请出本书的作者 Now, before I bring on the doctor
以及那位年轻的研究对象前 and the young subject of the book,
我想先和大家分享一段琼博士的超自然能力研究中心提供的片段 I wanted to share with you all a clip produced by June's psi - research center.
希望大家都能跟上节奏 Hopefully catch us all up to speed.
但是要请大家注意 But please be warned, anyone
如果电视机前有小孩的话 with young children in the room
以下内容将会十分令人不安 What you're about to see is profoundly disturbing
并且触目惊心 and shocking.
可以放录像带了 Can we roll the tape, please?
这是一条普通街道上的普通房子 A seemingly ordinary house on an ordinary street.
只不过这里就是臭名昭著的 Only this is the headquarters
阿布拉克萨斯第一教堂总舵 of the infamous First Church of Abraxas.
我命令你降临 I command thee to come forth
将那地狱的祝福赐予我们 and bestow these blessings of hell upon us.
注：波斯传说的怪物 是早期基督教的重要异端派别诺斯替教派的宇宙观体系中的至高之存在
万岁 阿布拉克萨斯 Hail, Abraxas!
- 万岁 阿布拉克萨斯 - 万岁 阿布拉克萨斯 - Hail, Abraxas! - Hail, Abraxas!
教会的创始人和领袖 The church's founder and leader,
是神秘的桑多·达博 the enigmatic Szandor D'Abo.
阿布拉克萨斯向我们展现了 Abraxas shows us
这世上没有善与恶 there is no good, no evil,
没有救赎 no redemption.
只有我们渴求什么 以及如何实现它 Only what we desire and how we obtain it.
你说得好像实现起来很容易 达博先生 You make it sound very easy, Monsieur D'Abo.
不要误会 主人需要祭品 Make no mistake The master demands sacrifice.
达博的活动引起了联邦调查局的注意 D'Abo's activities come to the attention of the FBI,
他们怀疑该邪教组织涉嫌绑架和枪支犯罪 who suspect the cult of kidnapping and firearm offenses.
但更令人恐慌的是他们培育儿童 But even more alarming are the stories of children
用以活人献祭的传言 being bred for human sacrifice.
鲜血四溢 and the spilling of blood.
出现吧 打开地狱之门 Come forth. Open the gates of hell.
达博声称任何目睹这些可怕仪式的人 D'Abo claims that anyone who witnesses these dreadful rituals
都会被恶魔阿布拉克萨斯的咒语所迷惑 will fall under the spell of the demon Abraxas,
并执行他在人间的命令 and so perform his earthly bidding.
达成降临 And so it is done!
74年8月 该事件发生了悲剧性的转折 Events take a tragic turn in August '74
联邦机构包围了这所房子 when federal agencies lay siege to the house.
已经有交火了 Shots have been fired.
经过了三天的紧张对峙后 After a tense three - day standoff,
达博命令他的追随者连同自己 D'Abo commands his followers to douse the premises
与这栋房子一起自焚 and themselves in gasoline.
但引人惊奇的是 在浓烟滚滚的废墟中 But remarkably, among the smoldering ruins,
人们发现了一个被吓坏的10岁女孩 a terrified 10 - year - old girl is discovered.
只有叫她莉莉这个名字时 她才有反应 She goes only by the name of Lilly.
她对自己在那栋房子里的记忆 Her memories of her time in the house
都是支离破碎的 fractured and incomplete.
她的生还也是达博邪恶计划中的一部分吗 Was her survival part of D'Abo's wicked master plan,
还是说她只是非常幸运而已 or was she simply the lucky one?
莉莉的许多奇怪行为都无法解释 At a loss to explain Lilly's strange behavior,
于是FBI联系了我的超自然能力研究中心 the FBI contacts my psi research center.
莉莉和我一见如故 Lilly and I make an immediate connection.
重大的突破随之而来 Important breakthroughs follow,
但仍有许多谜团等我们解开 but there is still much work to be done.
现在是1976年7月10日下午2：30 It's 2：30 p.m., July 10, 1976.
这是我们第一次谈话的录音 This is a recording of our first session.
好的 Okay.
看来我们已经建立起联系了 It seems we've made contact.
我正在跟谁说话 Who am I speaking to now?
是那个恶魔吗 Is this the demon known as
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
抱紧她 Hold her tight!
来人啊 我们需要帮助 Help! We need some help in here!
女士们 先生们 请大家热烈欢迎 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
琼萝丝米切尔博士和莉莉 Dr. June Ross - Mitchell and Lilly.
你可以出来了 Oh. You can come out.
你好 Hi.
莉莉 Lilly.
琼 June.
你好吗 How are ya?
很高兴认识你 Good to meet ya.
很高兴再次见到你 琼 So good to see you again, June.
- 我也是 杰克 - 还有 莉莉 - You too, Jack. - And, Lilly
很高兴今天你能加入我们 so pleased that you could join us today.
谢谢 德洛伊先生 Thank you, Mr. Delroy.
我也很高兴能够加入我们 I'm so glad you could join us, too
莉莉 你不用一直看镜头 Now, Lilly, you don't have to look at the camera.
直接对着我说话就好 You can actually talk directly to me.
抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
别说傻话 Don't be silly.
如果可以 我想从一个比较棘手的问题开始 I want to start with a tough question, if that's okay.
我想知道 I'd like to know
你以前看过我的节目吗 Have you ever watched my show before?
没有 这种时候我一般都睡觉了 No. I'm normally in bed by now.
但我知道你是谁 德洛伊先生 But I know who you are, Mr. Delroy.
拜托 叫我杰克就好 Oh, please. You can call me Jack.
琼说你很英俊 杰克 June says you're very handsome, Jack.
你的妻子死于癌症 You're the man whose wife died of cancer.
莉莉 我不认为杰克希望 Lilly, I don't think Jack wants to
当我听说这件事时 我非常伤心 I was very sad when I heard about that.
我知道失去亲近的人时是什么感觉 I know what it's like to lose people who are close to you.
一开始你会很孤独 但你会挺过去的 It's lonely at first, but you'll get through.
年纪虽小 话却很睿智 对吧 Such wise words from one so young, huh?
莉莉这十三年经历的一切 Lilly has been through more in her 13 years
甚至比大多数成年人一辈子经历的事还要多 than most adults go through in a lifetime.
而且你不必担心你的电视节目 And you needn't worry about your TV show.
我想你很快就会声名远播的 I think you're gonna be very famous soon.
为什么 但还是谢谢你的安慰 Why, thank you for the reassurance.
我还是对此保持怀疑 格斯 I was beginning to wonder, Gus.
我也是 Me too.
不客气 You're welcome.
好吧 让我们先休息一下 Okay, well, we're gonna take a break.
但是在另一边 Um, but on the other side
没错 另一边 yes, the other side
我们要花一些时间 we're going to spend some time
好好了解一下这两位非凡的女士 getting to know these two extraordinary ladies.
- 很好 你表现很棒 - 很精彩 - Okay. That was great. - Quite a show.
我本来还担心你们不能来了 I was afraid you weren't gonna make it.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
信号已切 And we're clear
太好了 非常棒 女士们 Great. That was great, ladies.
莉莉 你很可爱 Lilly, you are adorable.
谢谢你 杰克 Thank you, Jack.
我现在该看哪台摄影机 And which camera do I look at now?
我们现在没在直播 所以不用看 Um, well, we're off air, so none.
是时候补一下妆了 Time to make ourselves pretty again.
嘿 杰克 Hey, Jack.
我难道还不够漂亮吗 杰克 Don't I already look pretty, Jack?
你很漂亮 You're good.
当然 Sure, you do.
你好 我是莉莉 Hi! I'm Lilly!
杰克 我们得谈谈 Jack, we need to talk.
- 真是个奇怪的孩子 - 她一直盯着摄影机看 - Wow. Weird kid. - She was looking right down that camera.
很好 你准备好了吗 That was great. You ready?
这太有意思了 This is so much fun.
欢迎来到梦工厂 孩子 Welcome to the dream factory, kid.
我真不觉得这是个好主意 杰克 I really don't think it's a good idea, Jack.
她变得越来越难以捉摸 She's becoming more unpredictable.
瞧 难以捉摸 这是好事呀 See, unpredictable That's a good thing.
这就是电视直播的意义 That's why we still do live TV.
我是说 这能让你的书大卖 I mean, it's what's gonna help sell your book.
- 这跟书没关系 - 没关系吗 - This isn't about the book. - Isn't it?
她从昨天就进入了这种神游状态 Yesterday she went into one of her fugue states,
然后她 呃 and she, uh
她就开始念你的名字 she started saying your name
是她上节目太兴奋了吧 She's excited about being on the show.
不是 她好像在回想什么 No, it was as if she was recalling something.
很难让人理解 但即使对她来说也很奇怪 It was hard to make sense of it, but it was strange even for her.
听着 你为此做好了准备 Look, you are ready for this.
你说过你已经准备好了 你知道你可以 You told me that you're ready for it. You know you did.
是的 好吧 我的判断可能发生了失误 Yes. Well, there may have been a few lapses of judgment on my part that
现在是你的时刻 你要去好好表现 This is your time. You've done the work.
你现在可不能撂挑子 You're not gonna back out right now.
行吧 我承认你很有说服力 Yeah, I admit you made a convincing case.
可是我首先要对莉莉负责 But my first responsibility is to Lilly.
我跟你说 这太冒险了 And I'm telling you, it's too risky.
不 我 No, I - -
我该回去找她了 I should get back to her.
她不会临阵脱逃吧 She's not getting cold feet, is she?
她没事 她没事 She's fine. She is fine.
我在处理 I'm handling it!
- 嘿 杰克 - 嘿 - Hey, Jack. - Hey.
好吧 刚接到西奈山医院的电话 Okay, so just got a call from Sinai.
是 我知道 我知道 Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
- 克里斯图死了 - 什么 - Christou is dead. - What?
他在救护车上突然大出血 He had some kind of hemorrhage in the ambulance.
- 我勒个去 - 我知道 - Holy shit. - I know.
不 不 不 不 No. No, no, no.
我以为那都是他表演的一部分 I thought that that was all part of his act.
海格是怎么说的来着 "喷活"吗 The - - What did Haig call it? Spouting?
好吧 很明显他的血从各种地方往外喷 Well, apparently he was spouting from, well, everywhere.
医护人员都没能止住 The paramedics couldn't get it under control.
- 我的老天 - 我知道 我知道 - Jesus Christ! - I know. I know, I know, I know.
- 我知道 我知道 - 听我说 - I know, I know, I know. - Listen to me.
不能让任何人知道这件事 尤其是格斯 Nobody can find out about this, especially not Gus.
我会尽力保密 但你知道 I'll do the best that I can, gut you know how quickly
- 消息传得有多快 - 舞控 - word spreads around here. - Staging,
我的那把献祭匕首呢 where's my sacrificial dagger?
六十秒倒计时 We're on 60 second.
嘿 嘿 菲尔 脚本有变化吗 Hey, hey, Phil. Has the rundown changed?
舞控说第五节有个新桥段 Staging's saying something about a new bit in seg five,
- 可我在脚本里没看到 - 等等 嘘 嘘 - and I don't see it on my - - - Wait. Shh, shh, shh.
我跟你讲 史蒂夫 不管你说的是什么 Look, I'm telling you, Steve, whatever it is,
我们在监控上都看不到 we're not seeing it on the monitor down here.
- 嘿 菲尔 - 来吧 大伙儿 - Hey, Phil. - Come on, guys!
你就不停地切画面 You just keep switching cameras,
我会确保每个人都有镜头 好吗 and I'll make sure everybody gets their cues, okay?
- 菲尔 菲尔 - 各就各位 - Phil! Phil! - Stand by, everyone.
- 菲尔 - 你不是说在你来之前 - Phil! - Then there was a questionnaire
要填一份调查问卷吗 you had to complete before coming in, you say?
对 没错 Yeah, that's right.
噢 大厅里有位女士 Oh, and there was a lady in the lobby
也问了一堆问题 who asked a bunch of questions, too.
对 就是当时出面 Oh, yeah. It was the same woman
帮助克里斯图先生的那个女士 who came out and helped Mr. Christou when he
噢 我知道 真叫人不安 不是吗 Oh, yes, I know. Most disturbing, wasn't it?
- 谢谢你们 女士们 - 什么事都来了 - Thank you, ladies. - All sorts of stuff lately.
- 是啊 - 难怪我们 - Yeah. - No wonder we
谢谢你们 Thank you.
菲尔说要开始了 Phil said we're coming back.
一切都还好吗 杰克 Is everything okay, Jack?
都好 一切正常 亲爱的 Yeah. Everything is fine, sweetie.
- 十秒 - 海格人呢 - 10 seconds! - Where the hell is Haig?
节目倒计时 五 And we're back in five
四 four
欢迎回到“夜猫子” And welcome back to our very special
万圣节特辑 "Halloween edition of "Night Owls."
女士们 我有很多东西 Now, ladies, there is so much
想跟你们俩聊 that I'd like to discuss with you both,
但我想先从你开始 琼 but I want to start with you, June.
你称自己为超心理学家 Now, you call yourself a parapsychologist.
- 那到底是什么 - 我这么说 - What exactly does that - - - I call myself one
是因为我的确是 杰克 because that's what I am, Jack.
我碰巧还有这方面的博士学位 It so happens I have a PhD in the subject.
如果我没记错是来自胡诌大学的 From the University of Hogwash, if I'm not mistaken.
实际上是斯坦福研究院 The Stanford Research Institute, actually.
有什么区别 The difference being?
如果每次你提问 这个人都要打断你 Is it really worth us continuing if this man
我们还有必要聊下去吗 is going to interrupt every time you ask a question?
卡尔 请你收敛点 Car, please behave.
正如我要说的 As I was going to say,
我们超心理学者相信有一些现象 we parapsychologists believe there are certain phenomena,
超自然现象 psi phenomena,
是传统科学无法解释的 that traditional science is ill - equipped to understand.
比如心灵感应 心灵遥感 Telepathy, for example. Telekinesis,
- 灵异现象 - 还有恶魔附身 - apparitional anomalies. - Demonic possession.
我们更喜欢用"精神侵扰"这个词 但没错 "Psychic infestation" is the term we prefer, but yes.
而你认为莉莉 And it's your belief
就是这样一个例子 that Lilly here presents just such a case.
在过去的三年里 For the past three years,
我一直在结合年龄回溯疗法 I've been combining age regression therapy
以及对古代撒旦仪式的深入了解 with a growing understanding of ancient Satanic rituals
来拼凑莉莉的生活细节 to piece together the details of Lilly's life
以此了解潜伏在她体内的恶魔的本质 and to grasp the nature of the demon that lurks within her.
而这个恶魔就是那位 This is the demon Abraxas
迷人的达博先生在视频里提到的阿布拉克萨斯吗 that the charming Mr. D'Abo spoke of in your clips?
不 我觉得更像是传说中服务于 No, I believe it's more likely one of the minor deities
阿布拉克萨斯的一个次等神 said to serve Abraxas.
这种灵体会因为我们的混淆而变强大 These entities thrive on our confusion.
还有我们的愚蠢 And our stupidity.
听着 我知道其中一些事 Look, I understand that some of this
可能听起来很难相信 might seem to stretch credulity,
但记住 重大的新科学思想 but, remember, big, new scientific ideas
总是会遇到一些阻力 are always greeted with some resistance.
只有思想最封闭的人才会把它们当做笑话 It's only the most close - minded that greet them with ridicule.
顺便说一下 我们这里有一些 Incidentally, we have some pieces here
你的私人收藏 from your private collection.
呼 Whew!
好吧 女孩子总得有个爱好 对吧 Okay, well, girl's got to have a hobby, huh?
那把匕首是在达博宅邸的废墟中找到的 That dagger was recovered from the remains of the D'Abo house.
我们相信很多教堂的 We believe it was used in many
献祭仪式都用过它 of the church's sacrificial ceremonies.
不 No!
- 天啊 - 不 别这样 - Oh, God! - No! Don't do it!
- 我停不下来 - 住手 - I can't stop it! - Stop!
在阿布拉克萨斯夺走你们的灵魂之前把电视机都关掉 - Turn off your TV sets before Abraxas claims your souls!
卡尔 Car?
你们真的很容易上当耶 You truly are a suggestible lot.
- 太容易骗了 - 海格先生 - Handy to know. - Mr. Haig,
我们来这儿可不是让你取乐的 we haven't come on here for your amusement.
别傻了 亲爱的 Don't be silly, my dear.
如果我们接受诺斯替派的说法 If we accept the Gnostic interpretation,
阿布拉克萨斯就是一个顶尖的表演者 他渴望有观众 Abraxas is the consummate showman. He craves an audience.
毕竟他的名字就是 After all, his name is the source
魔法师最喜欢的咒语的来源 of the magician's favorite incantation.
唵嘛呢叭咪吽 Abracadabra.
真聪明 Clever girl.
莉莉 我知道你体内的东西有个名字 Now, Lilly, I understand that you have a name for this thing that lives inside of you.
我叫他 蠕动先生 I call him Mr. Wriggles.
为什么这么叫他呢 And why do you call him that?
他就像在我大脑里蠕动着进来 He kind of wriggles his way inside my head,
然后又蠕动着出去 and then he wriggles his way out.
但在琼的帮助下 你可以控制他 But with June's help, you are able to control him.
琼说每个人内心都有一个恶魔 June says that everyone has a demon inside them.
可我们无法一直控制住它们 对吧 But we can't always control them, can we?
格斯 你这时间挑的 Gus. Your timing is
交给我 杰克 I got it, Jack.
问题就出在 It's just a matter of
格斯 Gus!
这玩意儿有开关吗 Is there off switch for that thing?
我怎么会知道 How the hell should I know?!
这是你的"超能"系统传来的反馈吗 It was feeding back through your P.A. system.
- 不 - 这跟女高音在唱高音c调时 - No. - It's the same physics
唱了高音G调的原理一样 as when a soprano hits "G" over high "C."
噗 Poof!
好吧 卡尔 但是刚刚 Okay, Car, but come on. That was - -
他说的不对 知道吗 He's wrong, you know?
是蠕动先生干的 It was Mr. Wriggles.
是他干的 He did it.
你说是就是吧 小家伙 If you insist, little one.
你为何要如此傲慢呢 海格先生 Why must you be so condescending, Mr. Haig?
莉莉 你是说 Lilly, do you mean
蠕动先生此刻就跟我们一起在演播室里吗 that Mr. Wriggles is here in the studio with us right now?
我们可以邀请他上节目吗 Would it be okay if we invited him on the show?
杰克 我想我说得很清楚了 Jack, I thought I made it clear
- 我觉得可以 - 不 我不允许 - I think so. - No, I can't allow that.
召唤必须在安全可控的环境中进行 A summoning requires a carefully controlled environment.
这里的灯光 摄像机 观众 The lights, cameras, audience - -
这些条件都很不利 Conditions here are hardly conducive.
对我的钱来说 演播室就是一个可控的环境 A TV studio's a controlled enough environment for my money.
确切地说 是50万美元 Half a million bucks, to be precise.
可以吗 琼 求你了 Can we? June, please!
- 是啊 - 我们想看 - Yeah! - We want to see!
- 拜托 琼 - 来吧 琼 - Come on, June. - Come on, June.
- 我们想看 - 召唤吧 We want to see. - Do it!
拜托了 Come on!
- 我们想看 - 让我们看看吧 琼 - We want to see! - Show us, June.
拜托了 琼 Come on, June!
群众的呼声 The people have spoken.
如果我能在你们 If I'm able to conduct the session
所有人的配合下进行召唤 包括工作人员 观众 with the full cooperation of your crew, your audience,
以及嘉宾 and your guests,
那也许可以尝试做个简短的演示 then perhaps we can attempt a brief demonstration.
- 好耶 - 当然 - Yeah! - Yes, of course.
好消息啊 好消息 This is great news. It's great news.
女士们 先生们 请您不要转台 Ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned
继续关注直播 for a live television first
我们将首度与魔鬼进行对话 as we attempt to commune with the devil.
但让我们先进一段广告 But not before a word from our sponsors.
切信号 Clear!
大家麻利点 我们还有两分钟 Step lively, people. We have two minutes
准备主舞台 确认下琼和莉莉的情况 to prep the main stage, checks on June and Lilly.
你个王八蛋 你不按套路出牌 You bastard. You ambushed me.
你太好说服了 亲爱的 You didn't require too much convincing, dearie.
- 一点小恩小惠就行了 - 你闭嘴吧 - Bread and circuses. - You shut up.
这是你打他脸的机会 This is your chance to prove people like him wrong.
这是你的重要时刻 琼 This is your moment, June.
你听到我之前说的了吗 - Did you hear anything I said back there?
作为脱口秀主持人 你真是个差劲的听众 You know, for a talk show host, you're a terrible listener.
谁来清理下碎玻璃 Is somebody gonna clean up the glass?
莉莉不会介意的 对吗 亲爱的 Lilly's okay with it. Aren't you, sweetheart?
- 当然 杰克 - 能请你们两位女士 - Sure, Jack. - Can I get you two ladies
跟我到舞台下面吗 to follow me downstage, please?
- 嗯嗯 - 好的 - Mm - hmm. Yeah.
- 杰克 能过来说两句吗 - 等一下可以吗 - Jack, can I get a minute? - Can it wait?
不行 先生 等不了 No, sir. It cannot.
抱歉 菲尔 Excuse me, uh, Phil.
后台有些不方便 There are some restraints backstage.
- 你能走开一会吗 - 好的 - Would you mind? - Sure.
希望你知道自己在做什么 小姐 I hope you know what you're doing, lady.
我们知道自己在做什么 萨米 对吧 琼 We know what we're doing, Sammy. Don't we, June?
杰瑞 你收到新的灯光提示了吗 Jerry, you got the new lighting cues?
什么事 What?
你在玩弄你不了解的事物 You're meddling with things you don't understand.
好吧 如果我们 Okay. If we
真的召唤出撒旦 manage to conjure Satan,
我允许你直接从那个出口出去 I give you express permission to go right for that exit.
好吗 如果地狱吞噬了我们 我提前跟你道歉 Okay? If Earth swallows us whole, I apologize in advance.
- 好吗 - 你怎么回事 - Okay? - What has gotten into you?
半小时前 你还以为 Half an hour ago, you thought
玛德琳想从九泉之下和你联系 Madeleine was trying to reach out to you from the grave.
- 而现在 - 现在 伙计 - And now - Now - - Now, buddy,
我所做的一切都是为了挽救我们这档该死的节目 好吗 all I'm trying to do is save our fucking show. Okay?
所以别再装圣母白莲花了 So enough with the sanctimonious crap.
我知道克里斯图的事了 I know about Christou.
是那个蠕动先生干的 对吧 It's that Mr. Wriggles, isn't it?
他是这一切的始作俑者 He's behind this whole thing.
还有谁知道克里斯图的事 Who else knows about Christou?
所有人都很害怕 杰克 我也很怕 Crew's scared, Jack. I'm scared.
好吗 已经有人在讨论开溜了 Okay? Some of us are talking about jumping ship.
谁都别想开溜 该死的 No one's going anywhere, God damn it.
别把这些唬人的鬼话到处乱说 And you need to keep this fire - and - brimstone bullshit
拜托了 格斯 to yourself. Please, Gus?
- 可以吗 - 你不是坏人 杰克 - Okay? - You are not a bad man, Jack.
你不是 我求求你 You're not. And I am begging you
在可怕的事情发生之前及时收手 to stop this before something terrible happens.
杰克 你待会去舞台前方给女孩们做介绍 Jack, you're gonna intro the girls downstage.
这里有问题吗 Is there a problem here?
各就各位 Stand by, everybody.
没有问题 There's no problem.
节目倒计时 五 We are back in five
四 four
各位观众 欢迎回来 Welcome back, everyone.
闲话少说 琼萝丝米切尔博士 Without further ado, Dr. June Ross - Mitchell
将开始演示召唤恶魔 will commence the demonstration.
我可以对你们说句上帝保佑吗 And might I say to you both, Godspeed?
感谢 杰克 Thank you, Jack.
好了 如果这个灵体今晚在场 Now, if the entity is present tonight,
它可能会以多种方式显灵 it may manifest itself in any number of ways,
但它只有通过莉莉才能进入我们的世界 but its entry into our world is only possible through Lilly.
我只是提供了打开大门的钥匙 I merely provide the key that unlocks the door.
无论你们看到或听到什么 都请大家保持冷静 Whatever you might see or hear, I ask you all to remain calm.
莉莉的注意力必须集中在我身上 这点很重要 It's vital that Lilly's focus remains with me.
我们开始吧 Let us begin.
莉莉 看着我 Lilly, to me.
闭上眼睛 莉莉 Close your eyes, Lilly.
就这样 That's it.
让自己沉睡吧 And let yourself sleep.
放松 Relax.
莉莉 能听到我说话吗 Lilly, can you hear me?
莉莉 Lilly?
我可以和你说的那位蠕动先生说话吗 May I speak to the one you know as Mr. Wriggles?
如果蠕动先生 If Mr. Wrig
安静 Quiet.
请问现在是谁在场 May I ask who is present now?
嘘 Shh!
请告诉大家你是谁 Please let yourself be known.
说话 Speak.
你知道我是谁 博士 You know who I am, Doctor.
请安静 Please.
- 那是魔鬼吗 - 我好害怕 - Is that the devil? - I'm so scared.
她还好吗 Is she okay?
这些人是谁 Who are these people?
这是什么 What is this?
- 我在哪里 - 不必惊慌 - Where am I?! - There is no need to be alarmed.
你对我做了什么 博士 What have you done to me, Doctor?
我们没有恶意 We mean you no harm.
我们召唤你来是为了更好地了解 We've brought you into this realm to better understand
你的目的 your purpose.
我的目的 My purpose?
他在这里 不是吗 He's here, isn't he?
很高兴又见面了 杰克 Good to see you again, Jack.
抱歉 Nah. Sorry.
我想我们还不认识 I don't believe we've been acquainted.
说什么傻话 我们可是老相识了 Don't be a fool. We go way back.
我们在大树林里见过 We met amongst the tall trees.
- 记得吗 - 莉莉 回来 - Remember? - Lilly, return to me.
噢 小琼 小琼 小琼 Oh, Juney, Juney, Juney, Juney!
你要小心了 Be careful now.
你知道他上一个婊子的下场 You know what happened to his last whore.
她死了 死得很难看 很难看 She died. She died an ugly, ugly death.
莉莉 快点回来 马上 Lilly, come back to me - - now!
他的米妮老早就被虫子吃光光了 And the worms finished off with Minnie a long time ago,
对不对 杰克 didn't they, Jack?
所以你现在想上谁就能上谁 比如琼博士 So now you can screw up whoever you want, hmm? Like Dr. June.
琼博士认为你很帅 杰克 Dr. June thinks you're very handsome, Jack.
琼博士觉得你非常非常英俊 Dr. June thinks you're very, very handsome.
够了 莉莉 我要你立刻回来 That's enough! Lilly, I need you to come back to me now!
杰克和琼上了山 Jack and June went up the hill
日到双颅生紫烟 to fuck each other's brains out.
杰克和琼上了山 日到 Jack and Jill went up the hill to each other's - -
够了 That's enough!
莉莉 Lilly?
莉莉 亲爱的 Lilly, sweetheart?
你为什么要这样伤害我 琼 Why would you hurt me like that, June?
你知道我没办法 You know I can't help it.
我知道 我绝不会 I know. I never - -
不 杰克 你别过来 No, Jack! Stay where you are.
退下吧 撒旦 Vade retro Satana.
你所赐之物皆为邪恶 Sunt mala quae libas.
退下吧 撒旦 饮下你自己的毒酒 Vade retro Satana. Sunt mala quae libas.
你被安努和阿图姆 拉赫姆和杜鲁姆所诅咒 You were cursed by Anum and Antum, Lahmum and Du - rum,
注：美索不达米亚神话中的天界之主、大地女神、仁慈之神和丰收之神
被冥界 The Underworld
和躺在里面的亡者所诅咒 and those who lie in it,
你不能夺走她 that you shall not seize her,
- 也不能再回来 - 也不能再回来 - and you shall not return. - And you shall not return!!
你怎么能让这种事发生 杰克 How could you let it happen, Jack?
你怎么能让它发生 How could you let it happen?
天啊 我很抱歉 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
不不不 对不起 我才应该抱歉 No, no, no, no. No, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
我不该把你置于这种境地 好吗 I never should have put you in that position. Okay?
没事了 没事了 深呼吸 You're okay. You're okay. Just breathe.
那简直 That was
没事了 You're okay.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
你们见过这样的场面吗 have you ever seen anything like that?
这太没天理了 杰克 This is unconscionable, Jack.
我想现场指出 I would like to point out
这个所谓的博士使用的鬼把戏 a number of tricks employed by the so - called doctor.
会轮到你说话的 卡尔 And you'll get your turn, Car.
现在 Right now
先进广告时间 some messages.
信号已切 We're clear.
这是脱口秀 还是他妈的怪胎秀 Is this a talk show or a fucking freak show?!
你们这群人都堕落到什么地步了 I mean, the depths you people have sunk to.
卡迈克尔 别激动 好吗 Carmichael, just take it easy, okay?
让萨米帮你擦擦额头吧 Let's get Sammy in to mop that brow of yours.
萨米 Sammy?
莉莉 你还好吗 Lilly, are you okay?
有一点难为情 但我没事 A bit embarrassed, I guess. I'm okay.
菲尔 不好意思 能帮我们解开下这些绑带吗 Phil. I'm sorry. Can we get a hand with these straps?
- 没问题 - 琼 - I got you. - June.
过来 过来 Come here. Come here.
我们 Just, let's
没事的 You're okay.
天啊 那真是 我是说 Jesus. That was - - I mean
我知道我们今晚会看到一些精彩的东西 I knew that we were gonna see something amazing tonight,
但是 but
我们得让你们尽快回到舞台 we got to get you guys back on as soon as possible.
这可能会成为一档固定节目 This could become, like, a regular spot.
大树林 The tall trees.
她刚才说的是什么意思 What did she mean by that?
我不知道 你告诉我 I don't know. You tell me.
这不是什么小把戏 杰克 This isn't some kind of parlor trick, Jack.
我知道 琼 我是说 这 I know that, June. I mean, this
有一些非常特别的事发生在了莉莉 There is something very special happening here with Lilly.
还有你身上 With you.
我只是想参与其中 I just - - I want to be a part of it.
- 你弄疼我了 - 抱歉 孩子 - Uh! You're hurting me! - Sorry, kid.
- 我在尽力帮你 - 嘿 菲尔 - Look, I'm trying here. - Hey, Phil.
没事 没事 我来处理 It's okay, it's okay. I got this.
我能看一下吗 谢谢 谢谢 各位 Can I see that? Thanks. Thanks, guys.
去忙吧 Go ahead.
没事的 莉莉 没事的 It's okay, Lilly. It's okay.
谢谢你 杰克 - Thank you, Jack. - Mm - hmm.
不 她很好 她做得很棒 No, she's great. She's got it all.
这一切都非常令人兴奋 非常感谢 Well, this is all very exciting. Thank you so much.
- 抱歉 - 代我向邦妮 - Sorry. - Send regards to Bonnie
- 和孩子们问好 好的 再见 - 明年再请你们 - and the kids. Okay. Bye - bye. - We'll have you back next year.
这已经不关收视率的事了 李奥 这是巫术 This isn't about ratings anymore, Leo. This is sorcery.
听好了 你这个恶心巴拉的爱尔兰混蛋 Listen to me, you goddamn shit - your - pants Mick asshole!
露出你的笑容 幅度大点 Dial up that grin. Dial it up.
笑灿烂点 然后继续干活 Dial it up and get on with your job.
一个字也别多说 And not one more word.
这都是障眼法 格斯 相信我 It's all smoke and mirrors, Gus. Trust me.
李奥应该在克里斯图死后就把节目停掉的 Leo should have cut the whole show right after Christou died.
你是说呕吐后吧 Bombed, you mean?
不是 你没听说吗 No. Didn't you hear?
他死了 He's dead.
在去西奈山医院的路上把肠子都吐出来了 Puked his guts out on the way to Sinai.
各位 还有两分钟 Two minutes, everyone.
已经到最后阶段了 大家继续努力 We're on the homestretch. Let's keep it going.
谢谢 杰克 Thank you, Jack.
好了 过来 Yeah. Come here.
杰克 我们现在要做什么 And what are we doing now, Jack?
现在差不多该说晚安了 亲爱的 Um, now it's nearly time to say good night, darling.
- 噢 - 杰克 - Oh. - Jack.
萨米 检查一下琼和莉莉 Sammy. Checks on June and Lilly.
好的 三名工作人员刚刚跑了 Okay, so three of the crew have just walked off,
通信委员会 the Communications Commission
早上七点要召开紧急会议 还有 have called an emergency meeting at 7：00 a.m., and
- 贝德福德 - 嗯哼 - Bedford. - Mm - hmm.
他说了什么 What did he say?
他只说这是他认为自登月以来最伟大的电视盛况 Just that he thinks it's the biggest TV event since the moon landing.
- 谁敢不同意呢 - 我们重回巅峰了 - Who was I to disagree? - We're back!
宝贝 回来了 我们涅槃重生了 Baby! Back! We're back from the fucking dead!
咱们聊的可是35% 甚至40%的收视份额 We're talking about 35, maybe even 40 share.
“杰克德洛伊与操蛋魔鬼的访谈之夜" "The night Jack Delroy interviewed that cock - fucking devil"
好吧 《泰晤士报》和《邮报》可能不会用这种标题 Well, it might not be the headline by The Times, run with, or The Post
但内容也差不了多少 for that matter,but something in that vein
对了 贝德福德对琼 Oh, and Bedford also took quite a liking
也喜爱有加 to to June, too.
- 问问她几时回归 - 我尽量吧 - Asked when she'd be back. - I'll do what I can.
我想我不需要再跪舔卡文迪什了 I guess I don't have to kiss Cavendish's ass.
卡文迪什 去他的卡文迪什 Cavendish? Screw Cavendish.
过了今晚 世界500强企业都得排队赞助 After tonight, every fucking Fortune 500 will be lining up
来沾杰克德洛伊重回巅峰的光 to be a part of the resurrection of Jack Delroy.
就算有人要跪舔 也是他们舔 If anyone's gonna be kissing ass, it's them.
有啥问题 What's the matter?
就是 Just
那个小女孩的声音 That girl's voice
我知道 她是怎么做到的 I know. How did she do that?
是啊 可我的意思是她最后的声音很像米妮 Yeah, but at the end, I mean, she sounded just like Minnie.
- 你也听到了 - 不不不 - You heard that. - No, no, no, no.
别 别跟我发神经 杰克 Don't - - Don't you go all screwy on me, Jack.
已经有格斯在后台准备驱魔了 I've already got Gus back there prepping for an exorcism.
我只是被吓到了 就这样 I just got spooked. That's all.
我跟你说个事 Let me tell you something.
如果米妮在这里 她准会说 If Minnie were here, she'd be saying,
午夜先生 你大胆上场去 "You get out there, Mr. Midnight,
让他们瞧瞧好戏 and you knock 'em dead."
就位了 大伙们 还剩10秒 Positions, people.10 seconds.
我们取消服装秀环节 以便给卡迈克尔 We'll drop the costume parade to give Carmichael
更多的时间来高谈阔论一番 a few more minutes on his soapbox,
然后我们就收尾让克莱奥唱歌 and then we'll wrap it up, throw it to Cleo.
还有10秒 伙计们 10 seconds, people.
- 杰克 - 我们能让克莱奥待命吗 - Jack. - Can we have Cleo standing by?
匕首放下 Dagger.
倒计时 五 And in five
四 four
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
在我们继续之前 我想对那些 before we continue, I'd like to apologize to anyone
在刚才的节目中被惹恼 who may have been upset or offended
或被冒犯到的观众致以歉意 by what you saw before the break.
并不是天天都能在直播电视上 It's not every day that you see a demonic possession
看到恶魔附体 on live television.
莉莉 Lilly
你能告诉大家你没事吗 can you assure everyone that you're okay?
是的 我很好 杰克 Yes. I'm fine, Jack.
你对刚才发生的事 And do you have any recollection
有任何记忆吗 of what just happened?
这很难解释 It's hard to explain.
我感觉自己既睡着 又醒着 It's like I'm asleep, but I'm awake at the same time.
我只是尽力专注于听琼的声音 I just try to focus on June's voice.
如果蠕动先生说了什么粗鲁的话 我很抱歉 I'm sorry if Mr. Wriggles said anything rude.
好了 别再搞这些暗中操作了 Alright, enough with all this subterfuge.
- 我能说两句吗 杰克 - 可以 请便 - May I, Jack? - Yeah. Oh, please.
因为我很想听你解释一下 Because, you know, I'm dying to hear you explain away
我们刚刚目睹的状况 请说说吧 what we all just witnessed here. Let's hear it.
首先 我要声明的是 Let me preface this by saying
我最关心的是这个年轻女孩的福祉 that my chief concern is the welfare,
以及她的心理健康 indeed the sanity, of this young girl.
- 你怎么敢 - 怎么说 - How dare you? - I beg your pardon?
在我担任她的法定监护人之前 Before I became her guardian,
莉莉生活在难以想象的恶劣环境中 Lilly lived in the cruelest conditions imaginable.
我研究了她 对 我也治疗了她 I studied her, yes. I treated her.
但我还给予了她两样东西 But I also gave her two things
我敢说那些你也会去质疑 I'm sure you're just as skeptical of - -
那就是爱与同情 love and compassion.
莉莉是我的家人 Lilly and I are family.
我向各位保证 这个孩子体内 I can assure you all there is no demon
并没有什么恶魔存在 lurking inside this child.
她显然是被诱导进入了催眠状态 Clearly, she has been placed in a hypnotic state,
然后被这位好博士所操纵 then manipulated by the good doctor
- 完成她的表演 - 催眠 - to perform her bit. - Hypnosis?
那你如何解释她皮肤上起的那些 Then - - Then how do you explain the physical transformations
物理变化 她的声音也变了 with her skin? The voice changed.
演播室的墙上还传出敲击声 There was banging on the walls of the studio.
- 上帝作证 她还漂浮起来了 - 当然 - She levitated, for God's sakes! - Granted,
舞台技术是完美无瑕的 the stagecraft was impeccable.
- 你知道我怎么想吗 卡尔 - 请讲 - Do you know what I think, Car? - Pray tell.
我认为你就是一个自以为是的伪君子 I think that you are just a self - righteous,
一个冷漠无情的怪老头 coldhearted curmudgeon who's trying to weasel
试图用狡猾手段赖掉那五十万美元 his way out of parting with half a million bucks.
没错 Yeah!
如果你允许的话 杰克 If you'll allow me, Jack,
我想用无可置疑的手段证明我的论点 I'd like to prove my thesis beyond a shadow of doubt.
请便吧 Be my guest.
我需要一个志愿者 I'll need a volunteer.
就你了 格斯 Thank you, Gus.
是的 请你上台来跟我站一起 Yes, if you'll join me center stage.
那些椅子能帮我拿到这来吗 Could I have those chairs back here, please?
照吩咐去做 格斯 掌声欢迎 Do as you're told, Gus Gus.
卡尔 你有五分钟 好好利用 Car. You've got five minutes. Make 'em count.
别担心 杰克 我准备的东西 Don't worry, Jack.What I have in store
将非常完美地为你的节目掀起一个高潮 should provide a very fitting climax to your show.
我老婆喜欢 My wife likes the way
我脑袋还好好安在肩膀上 海格先生 my head sits on my shoulders,Mr. Haig.
我想你没打算 呃 I hope you're not planning to, uh
让它大旋转吗 Make it spin?
噢 我打算让所有人脑袋都天旋地转 Oh, I plan to make everybody's head spin.
劳驾 能让灯光暗下来吗 Could I just have the lights dimmed, please?
来点气氛总没错 对吧 琼博士 A bit of atmosphere never hurt, did it, Dr. June?
你知道在电视界我们怎么说吗 You know what we say in TV land - -
有迷雾之处 就有可能有烟雾器作祟 Where there's smoke, there's probably a smoke machine.
我在此向制作人致意 My compliments to the producer.
好了 格斯 Okay, Gus.
现在感觉还舒适吗 Are we feeling comfortable?
当然 Sure.
我希望演播室所有人 I hope everyone here in the studio
以及电视机前的观众都能感到舒适 and you at home are all feeling comfortable, too.
所有人都尽可能地放松 这一点非常重要 It's important that everyone is as relaxed as they can be.
现在 我这里有样东西 Now, I have something here
请你们都看仔细了 that I want you all to look at.
这里能不能给我来个特写 Do you think we might be able to get a close - up?
现在请大家都盯紧我的怀表 I will now ask you all to stare into my watch.
包括你 杰克 Even you, Jack.
所有的摄影机都拍得很清楚 Got a good shot on all the studio monitors here.
我希望在家的观众也都集中注意力 I hope our viewers at home are also paying attention.
看仔细了 Watch carefully.
转啊转 'Round
它就这么转啊转 and 'round, it goes.
大家都觉得舒适放松吗 Is everyone feeling nice and relaxed?
很好 Good.
现在 格斯 Now, Gus
向我详细描述你的恐蠕症 tell me all about this vermiphobia of yours.
不好意思 什么症 I'm sorry. My what?
你对蠕虫的恐惧 Your morbid fear of worms.
你是怎么知道的 How do you know about that?
蠕虫为什么让你这么反感 What is it about them that so unsettles you?
这还不明显吗 它们长得丑还黏糊糊的 Isn't it obvious? They're such ugly, slimy things.
没有手 没有脚 没有眼睛 No arms, no legs, no eyes.
是的 相当怪异 Indeed. Quite grotesque.
它们似乎能在任何阴暗潮湿的环境里繁衍生息 And they seem to thrive wherever it's dark and moist - -
比如土壤 泥浆 甚至是人体内部 the soil, the mud, the human body, even.
真恶心 Disgusting.
你意识到你现在已经深深陷入催眠之中了吗 Do you realize that you are now deep in a trance?
没有 先生 我没意识到 No, sir, I do not.
非常 深的 A very deep
催眠 trance.
好吧您嘞 你才是专家 Okey - dokey. You're the expert.
当我打个响指 And when I click my fingers,
你就完全任我差遣了 you will be entirely under my command.
听着 这太蠢了 我不认为 Look, this is silly. I don't think it - -
格斯 你能听见我吗 Gus, can you hear me?
能 Yes.
你知道自己在哪吗 Do you know where you are?
我在 Here
演播室跟你一起 in the studio with you.
你没感觉什么异样吗 You don't feel any different?
没有 No.
为什么要有异样 Why should I?
那是什么声音 你听见了吗 What is that? Do you hear that?
天啊 这里 Geez, it's
这里好热啊 It's hot in here.
皮肤都发痒了 Skin's itchy.
你还好吗 格斯 You alright, Gus?
还好 就是身上太痒了 Yeah. Just, uh, so damn itchy.
你的脖子 Your neck.
在流血 It's bleeding.
我之前刮胡子刮伤的 I did nick myself shaving earlier.
天啊 Geez.
那是什么玩意 What is that?
天啊 Jesus!
好了 保持镇定 格斯 Now, just stay calm, Gus.
不 不 我能感觉到它们 No. No! I can feel them.
它们在我体内 They're inside me.
天啊 Jesus!
噢 上帝啊 Oh, God!
帮帮我 卡尔 Help me, Car.
噢 上帝啊 Oh, God!
噢 耶稣在上 Oh, Jesus Christ!
格斯为什么看起来蠢蠢的 Why is Gus acting so silly?
这不应该发生的 This wasn't meant to happen.
入梦人 看这里 Dreamer, here!
醒来吧 Awake!
- 你感觉如何 格斯 - 很好 - How do you feel, Gus? - Fine.
呃 我们什么时候开始 Uh, when do we begin?
天啊 这是怎么搞的 Geez! When did that happen?
天啊 Geez.
你是说你一无所知 你刚刚全身爬满蠕虫 You mean you have no ideaThere were worms all over you.
蠕虫 Worms?
天啊 希望没有 我可讨厌蠕虫了 Oh, God, I hope not. I hate worms.
好了 卡尔 Okay, Car.
到底什么情况 What the hell just happened?
我做了跟琼完全一模一样的事 I did the exact same thing June did,
只是我稍微加了一点创意 just with a tad more imagination.
你说我曾是魔术界的头牌 也许我现在仍是 You said I used to be the best. Perhaps I still am.
现在就是鼓掌的最佳时机了 Now would be the appropriate time to applaud.
你是说你把我们都催眠了吗 You're saying you just hypnotized all of us?
我很确定把演播室里大部分人都催眠了 I'm pretty sure I had most of you here in the studio,
肯定也包括一部分在家的观众 and no doubt a number of our viewers at home.
幸运的是 你们都很容易受到暗示 Fortunately, you're a suggestible lot.
他在说什么 琼 What's he talking about, June?
他对我们耍了个恶毒的把戏 仅此而已 He played a mean trick on us, that's all.
李奥 你能让楼上负责录像的人 Leo, um, can you get the guys up in videotape
把最后那段再放一遍吗 to play back that last bit?
好的 正在定位 Yep. Lining it up.
现在 如果卡迈克尔是对的 那么 Now, if Carmichael's right - - if - - then
看来我们将会看到一些非常有趣的画面 oh, boy. We're in store for some very interesting viewing.
好极了 是的 我们来看看吧 Bravo. Yes, let's do that.
这是你整晚最棒的一个主意 杰克 Best idea you've had all night, Jack.
准备好放了 我们从这开始 They're cueing it up now. Let's start there.
你没感觉什么异样吗 You don't feel any different?
没有 No.
为什么要有异样 Why should I?
因为有可怕的事情要发生了 Because something dreadful is about to happen.
它悄然出现 听到了吗 It's dawning on you. Hear that?
幽灵般的声音 冥界的痛苦呻吟 Ghostly sounds,anguished moaning from beyond.
我记得这段不是这样的 That is not the way I remember it.
你感觉很热 你感觉很痒 You're hot. You're itchy.
感觉皮肤下有什么东西在蠕动爬行 Feels like something's crawling under your skin.
这里好热啊 It's hot in here.
皮肤越来越痒了 Skin's getting itchy.
你的脖子 在流血 Your neck. It's bleeding.
我之前刮胡子刮伤的 I did cut myself shaving earlier.
- 什么 - 怎么了 - What?! - What?!
- 这是什么 - 蠕虫 - What is that? - Worms.
我的上帝呀 Jesus Christ!
是的 是蠕虫 好多蠕虫 That's right. Worms. Dozens of them.
上百只蠕虫 好了 先冷静一下 格斯 Hundreds of them. Now, just stay calm, Gus
不 它们在我身体里面 我能感觉到 No! They're inside of me. I can feel 'em!
展示给我看 Show me.
- 快弄出去 - 它们正在流出来 - Get 'em out! - They are coming out.
天啊 好吧 就放到这里吧 Oh, boy.Okay, let's stop there.
我这辈子从没这么尴尬过 I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.
请问这里有谁 Is there
从一开始就没有看到蠕虫的吗 anyone who did not see the worms the first time around?
我没看到 I didn't see them.
- 有一个 - 我没看到 - One. - I didn't see them.
你也是吗 好吧 看来除了在座的 You did? Okay.So aside from a couple
少数观众外 of people in the audience,
你又一次 uh, it looks like you
成功戏耍了大家 卡尔 have made fools of us all once again, Car.
这是常有的事 All in a day's work.
我可没有催眠莉莉 I did not hypnotize Lilly,
包括台下坐的 or the studio audience,
- 以及在家的观众 - 噢 拜托 博士 or the viewers at home. - Oh, come on, Doctor.
你的把戏被当场揭穿了 You've been caught dead to rights.
至少全美民众能睡个好觉了 At least America can sleep a little easier
因为魔鬼不会从电视屏幕上跳出来了 knowing the devil's not going to pop out of their TV screens.
如果海格先生认为我们在戏弄大家 If Mr. Haig thinks we're playing a trick on everyone,
那么也许我们也该回顾一下 then maybe we should look back
刚才的节目片段 杰克 at that part of the show, too,Jack.
- 就是啊 - 没错 - Yeah. - Yeah.
你是说蠕动先生出现的时候吗 Do you mean when Mr. Wriggles joined us?
你不会认为电视摄像机也会说谎吧 You don't think the television cameras lie,
对吧 海格先生 do you, Mr. Haig?
- 当然不会 - 杰克 拜托 - No, of course not. - Jack, please.
莉莉已经到极限了 不要 Lilly has been through enough.No.
好吧 伙计们 我很抱歉 Okay, folks. I'm sorry.
制作人告诉我可爱的克莱奥詹姆斯小姐 Our producers are telling me that the lovely Miss Cleo James
正等着为我们唱结束曲 is standing by to take us out.
但是 And
我 I
我认为也许下期再请她回来表演比较好 I just think maybe we should bring her back at a later date,
因为我们不能这样不明不白地结束 because we can't leave everybody hanging like this.
- 对 - 没错 - Yeah! - Yeah!
很抱歉我们不能再继续参与节目了 I'm sorry. We can no longer take any part in any of this.
莉莉 我们走 Lilly, we're leaving.
但我们希望每个人都能了解真相 But we want everyone to know the truth.
不是吗 琼 Don't we, June?
- 准备好了 杰克 - 我们留下吧 - Standing by, Jack. - We're staying.
- 拜托 - 可以开始了 - Please. - We could start it.
对 就从这里开始 Yeah. Right there.
会没事的 It's gonna be okay.
说话 Speak.
你知道我是谁 博士 You know who I am, Doctor.
- 请安静 - 你说过摄像机 - Quiet. - You say cameras
- 不会说谎对吧 卡尔 - 这些人都是谁 - don't lie, right, Car? - Who are these people?
这是什么 What is this?
这一定有个合理的解释 There must be some rational explanation.
我的IFSIP小组可能需要将 My IFSIP team may need to take these tapes in
这些磁带拿去做细致检查 for forensic examination.
我的目的 My purpose?
很高兴又见面了 杰克 Good to see you again, Jack.
抱歉 我想我们还不认识 Sorry. I don't believe we've been acquainted.
- 说什么傻话 - 你看到没 - Don't be a fool. - Did you see that?
- 我们可是老相识了 - 抱歉 能暂停一下吗? - We go way back. - I'm sorry. Can you stop it?
再往回看几秒钟 Just go back a few seconds.
停 Stop.
好的 Okay.
从这里放 但是慢速放 Go from there, but very slow,please.
很高兴又见面了 杰克 Good to see you again, Jack.
再慢点 Slower.
抱歉 我想我们还不认 Sorry. I don't believe we've been
好 就停在这里 Okay. Freeze it there.
这只是个小故障 杰克 That's just a glitch, Jack.
不 这里有别的东西 现在一帧一帧地看 No, it's something else.Now go one frame at a time.
不 不 能再慢一点吗 No, no. Sl - - Can you slow it down?
继续 Keep going.
米妮 Minnie?
我的天 My God!
还真的是你 It is you.
是你设计了整件事 You set the whole thing up.
你真的认为让玛德琳再来一次特别亮相 Did you really think another special appearance
就能拯救你的这档破节目吗 from Madeleine might actually save your little gabfest?
- 你是对的 - 不 不 不 不 - You're okay. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
这 这就说得通了 This - - This makes perfect sense.
你 你和克里斯图合谋 You - - You conspire with Christou
让他联系上你死去的妻子 to have him reach your dead wife,
和他俩上演了几场精彩布袋戏 throw in a few Grand Guignol theatrics with these two,
然后最精妙的是 and then top it all off
利用巧妙的录像带手法 with some clever videotape manipulation.
真是天才 杰克 It's genius, Jack.
愤世嫉俗 自甘堕落的天才 Cynical, depraved genius.
女士们 你们实在没必要再来一段返场表演了 Ladies, the encore is quite unnecessary!
能来个人帮帮忙吗 Can we get some help here?
快 Now!
掐断直播 李奥 掐断 Cut the show, Leo! Cut it!
基督的力量驱使你 The power of Christ compels you!
基督之力 The power of Christ - -
格斯 Gus!
莉莉 看我 Lilly, to me!
蝇王 邪神 Lord of Flies, God of Ungodliness,
我郑重承诺 将崇拜您 服从您 I solemnly promise to worship and obey thee
执行您亵渎的魔谕 and perform thy unholy bidding.
噢 妈的 Oh, fuck.
唵嘛呢叭咪吽 Abracadabra.
所有人 出去 Everybody, get out!
杰克 杰克 快 Jack! Jack! Come on!
快啊 求你了 拜托 Come on. Please. Please.
现在有请午夜先生 But now here's Mr. Midnight
杰克德洛伊 Jack Delroy!
杰克 杰克 Jack! Jack!
杰克 Jack!
进来吧 杰克 Come on in, Jack.
我们爱你 杰克 We love you, Jack!
我怎么到这儿来的 How did I get here?
和你平时来的方式一样 杰克 The same way you always get here, Jack - -
第五大道直走然后47街右转 straight down 5th and right on 47th.
你没事吧 杰克 You okay, Jack?
我受够了 克罗格 I am sick of it, Crog!
整天困在山洞里炖你的剑齿虎大补汤 Stuck in the cave all day cooking your saber - tooth stew
而你和你的疯狂原始人 while you and your troglodyte buddies
却一天到晚出去打猎 go out hunting all day long.
这他妈是怎么回事 What the fuck is going on?
别以为这是我们排练过的台词 Don't think that's the line we rehearsed.
李奥 Leo!
噢 你要去哪儿 杰克 Oh, where are you going, Jack?
杰克 我们还在直播 杰克 Jack, we're still on air. Jack?
来 我今天给你带来了 Now, I've brought something really special
特别的东西 杰克 for you today, Jack.
她来了 Here she is.
我这就把她弄出来 让你好好看看 I'll just get her out so you can have a really good look.
哈喽 Hello!
- 上帝 - 她来了 - Jesus. - Here she is.
放松 Relax.
- 杰克 她完全没有恶意 - 不 - Jack, she's perfectly harmless. - No.
杰克和我第一次见面是我在伊甸剧场 Jack and I first met when I was doing "Oh! Calcutta!"
参演《加尔各答风情画》时 at the Eden.
天啊 你们真该看看他 My, you should have seen him blush
来到后台面对那些光鲜亮丽的裸体时 when he came backstage and was confronted
脸羞得通红的样子 with all those glorious naked bodies.
还记得吗 亲爱的 Remember, darling?
不 No.
你是不是又给忘记了 Is that another thing you've managed to forget?
你已经死了 You're dead.
好的 佩内洛普 Okay, Penelope.
现在让我们的奇迹大转盘转动起来吧 Now give the Wheel of Wonder a big spin.
记得放手 Just remember to let go.
上星期有位女士在我们这儿转了好几个钟头 Last week we had a lady go 'round for hours and hours.
快转 Spin the wheel!
关掉电视机 Switch off your televisions.
关了电视机 Turn off your TV sets.
别再看这个了 Stop watching this.
关掉 Turn it off!
停下 Stop!
拜托 Please.
停下 Stop it!
欢迎加入UBC家族 杰克 Welcome to the family, Jack.
杰克 杰克 祝贺你收视率上升 Jack, Jack. Congratulations on your ratings win.
为了走到今晚你都牺牲了什么 What did you have to sacrifice to get here tonight?
噢 杰克德洛伊最大的牺牲还没到来 Oh, Jack Delroy's greatest sacrifice is yet to come.
今晚的节目很棒 杰克 Great show tonight, Jack.
至少有40% At least a 40 share.
甚至50%的收视份额 Maybe even a 50.
来 Come.
快喝吧 杰克 Now drink up, Jack.
你来了 There you are.
我还担心他们不让你见我呢 I was worried they wouldn't let you see me.
他们告诉你可以拥有一切 They told you you could have it all.
是不是 Didn't they?
成为第一 Be number one?
你终于做到了 亲爱的 Well, you finally made it, darling.
但你必须付出代价 But you had to pay a price.
米妮退场 从左下去 Exit Minnie, stage left.
我从没想过他们会 I never thought that they'd
你的灵魂属于他们 Your soul belonged to them.
现在依然如此 Still does.
不应该是这样的结果 It wasn't supposed to turn out this way.
你得相信我 You have to believe me.
你得靠你自己了 杰克 You're on your own now, Jack.
我爱你 I love you.
我爱你 米妮 I love you, Minnie.
那我求你 Then, please
为我做最后一件事 do this one last thing for me.
好痛苦 求你了 The pain. Please.
拜托 你知道该怎么做 Please. You know what to do.
拜托 Please.
动手吧 动手吧 Do it. Do it.
没错 Yes.
入梦人 看这里 醒来 Dreamer, here. Awake.
入梦 看这里 醒来吧 Dream, here. Awake.
入梦 看这 Dream, here.
♪ 为孔方兄再写一首歌 ♪ ♪ Write another song for the money ♪
♪ 写首他们会唱的歌 没那么好笑的歌 ♪ ♪ Something they can sing, not so funny ♪
♪ 银行里的钱能让我们保暖 ♪ ♪ Money in the bank to keep us warm ♪
♪ 再卷一根大麻烟给吉佩 ♪ ♪ Roll another joint for the Gipper ♪
♪ 让里根嗨起来 让他变成傻根 ♪ ♪ Get the Gipper high, he gets hipper ♪
♪ 塞进他嘴里 给他温暖 ♪ ♪ Stick it in his mouth and keep him warm ♪
♪ 再选一个混蛋进白宫吧 ♪ ♪ Elect another jerk to the White House ♪
♪ 格雷西·斯利克走丢了她的睡鼠 ♪ ♪ Gracie Slick is losing her dormouse ♪
♪ 带她离开大街 让她温暖下去 ♪ ♪ Take her off the streets and keep warm ♪
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