抱歉 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
孩子们呢？ Where are the kids?
我离开的时候 When I left,
亨特正在露台上和他的iPad缠绵 hunter was making love with his iPad on the terrace
托丽在疯狂点外卖 好像快饿死了一样 and Tori was ordering room service like her life depended on it.
可我在餐厅订好了晚餐啊 I made dinner reservations.
你打算怎么办？ What are you gonna do?
计划赶不上变化嘛 Best laid plans.
- 嗨 请给我一杯尼格罗尼 - 马上来 - Hi, I will have a negroni, please. - Sure.
- 天啊 - 这是我的度假饮 - Wow. - It's my vacation drink.
我以为你的度假饮是桃红葡萄酒 I thought too much rosé was your vacation drink.
是啊 所以尼格罗尼 应该是我的“度假结束”饮 Yeah, so I guess negronis are my "vacation is over" drink.
重回现实真难受 Reentry's a bitch.
我不想回家 I don't wanna go home.
嘿 能在这儿多久算多久吧 Hey, we're here till we're not.
- 什么？谢谢 - 这位女士 你的尼格罗尼 - What? Thank you. - Negroni for the lady.
- 请享用 - 这是我的度假哲学 - Enjoy. - That's my vacation philosophy.
天啊 库普 这话很有深度 Wow, Coop, that's deep.
你知道这话其实没什么意义 对吧？ You know that actually doesn't mean anything, right?
喝完第二杯尼格罗尼就感觉有意义了 It will after your second negroni.
我可能会改喝梅斯卡酒 I may switch to mezcal.
著名的遗言 Famous last words.
还会有机会的 There will be others.
遗言？ Last words?
不 是像这样的假期 No, vacations like this.
你这么认为？ You think?
能在这儿多久算多久吧 We're here till we're not.
天啊 快别说了 My god. Make it stop.
想想看 我们一直都很开明… Think about it. We've been very evolved…
才能做这样的事 Doing something like this.
若没和对方的朋友上床会容易些 Easier when we're not sleeping with each other's friends.
- 嘿 是你先睡我朋友的 - 你可是被指控过谋杀 - Hey, you did it first. - You were charged with murder.
有道理 Fair.
- 请再给我一杯 好吗？ - 天啊 - Can I have another one please? - Wow.
好的 女士 Sí, señora.
喝得真快 Put that down quick.
距离睡觉时间还很长 Miles to go before I sleep.
我们都50岁了 库普 We're 50, Coop.
该死 Damn.
原以为到这个时候 我早就把一切理顺了 I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now
或者至少没想过竟然得从头开始 or at least I thought I wouldn't be starting from scratch.
听着 去年的这个时候 我面临的是终身监禁 Listen, this time last year, I was looking at life in prison.
我们本可能失去一切 所以我觉得我们现在过得还不错 And we could have lost everything, so I think we're doing okay.
你的意思是 你把要求降低了 What you're saying is, you lowered the bar.
我把要求彻底粉碎了 没有要求了 I obliterated the bar. There is no bar.
让我们喝得酩酊大醉吧 Let's get very, very, very drunk.
好的 Okay.
我打扰到你们了吗？ Did I interrupt that?
完全没有 Not at all.
坐在这儿喝尼格罗尼 你是想找个人上床 Sitting here drinking negronis. You're looking to get laid.
- 不是我的菜 - 胡说 - Not my type. - Bullshit.
我会和她上床 I would do her.
真的吗？ Really?
如果是这样 我刚才真没准备好 I mean, if that's the case, I really wasn't prepared for that.
我只是…我可以硬着头皮上 I just… I can rally.
- 我们都是成年人 行为出于自愿 - 你想得美 - You know, we're all consenting adults. - In your dreams.
- 我的确想过 - 别让我妨碍你 - I've had that dream. - Don't let me get in your way.
你没妨碍我 你也不会妨碍到我 You're not in my way. You're not getting in my way.
你在度假 I mean, you're on vacation.
如果你想那么做 If that's what you want to do,
- 该死的 你就应该去做 - 我不想那么做 - damn it, you should do it. - That's not what I want to do.
孩子们不在 又是你度假的最后一晚 I mean, the kids bailed. It's your last night.
整趟旅程下来 我们竟然能成功 We managed to make it through the entire trip
不上床 without falling into bed together.
- 顺便说一句 为我们喝彩 - 为我们喝彩 - Yay for us, by the way. - Yay for us.
这里是美国 This is america.
- 实际上是墨西哥 - 她很迷人 你保养得也不错 - Mexico, actually. - She's hot, you're well-preserved.
谢谢 Thank you.
如果你想找点乐子 你就应该去找 And if you wanna get yourself some, you should get yourself some.
如果我想做些什么 早就做了 If I wanted to do anything, I would have done it already.
就是那么容易 对吧？ That easy, is it?
- 是的 我要走了 - 你要去哪儿？ - Yeah. I'm gonna go. - Where you going?
刚刚到底怎么了？ What just happened?
- 没什么 你没事 - 我没事？ - Nothing happened. You're good. - I'm good?
- 你嘴上这么说 但是… - 我不会坐在这里… - You say that, but... - I'm not gonna sit here and…
妨碍你找人上床 Cockblock you.
我感觉这次聊天的主题跑偏了 I feel like this conversation just took a left turn.
你说得没错 And you'd be right about that.
嘿 我在弗洛农场餐厅订了位子 Hey, I got us a table at flora farms.
你知道这地方有多难订吗？ Do you have any idea how hard that was?
计划赶不上变化 对吗？ Best laid plans, right?
曾几何时 和前妻一起度假 There was a moment when going on vacation
简直是不可能发生的事 with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable.
事实证明 确实有充分的原因这样想 Turns out, there was good reason for that.
但即使又和梅尔发生了争执 而我也没完全理解当中原因 But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand
这并没能阻止我享受当下 即在五星级度假村的海滩上 couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that I was drinking smooth whiskey
喝着顺口的威士忌 而我原可能正在服25年到终身的刑期 on the beach at a five-star resort when I could've been serving 25 to life.
综合来看 一切都在向好的方向发展 All things considered, things were on the upswing.
事情就是这样… This is what happens…
你因谋杀被捕 You get arrested for murder.
你被无罪释放 You get exonerated.
你之前的公司愿意重新聘请你 但你决定另辟蹊径 You get offered your old job back, but you decide to go a different way,
把那条路彻底堵死 burning that bridge once and for all.
这意味着你的临时收入来源 现在成了你的主要收入来源 Which means your interim income source is now your primary income source.
所以 你提升自己 So, you level up
并修复关系 and mend fences.
没有什么比稳定的收入流 更能让人冰释前嫌了 Nothing buries the hatchet faster than a solid revenue stream.
可在这个镇上 别人对你的看法 就决定了你的清白 But in a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law,
因此你得一直演下去 you wanna keep up appearances.
比如在曼哈顿有间 让你能“每天去上班”的办公室 Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day.
这也有助于让你们的 共同育儿关系重回正轨 Which helps get your co-parenting back on track.
走吧 Let's go.
如今生活不再失控 And now that life is feeling manageable,
你终于可以好好享受单身状态 you can finally enjoy being single.
坚持住 Hold tight
我们将迎来恶劣天气 we're in for nasty weather
总会有办法 there has got to be a way
烧毁房子 burning down the house which means nights on the town.
这意味着夜晚外出狂欢
以及夜晚宅家寻欢 And nights spent at home.
当心 你可能会得到你想要的 Watch out you might get what you're after
酷宝贝 熟悉却又陌生 cool babies strange but not a stranger
我是个普通人 I'm an ordinary guy.
你分不清是因为被控谋杀还是无罪释放 You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated,
但不知何故 整个不光彩的事件 提升了你的社交价值 but somehow the entire tawdry episode has boosted your social cachet.
但对萨莱维特来说并非如此 Not so much for Sam levitt.
她的律师成功将她的刑罚 减轻至巨额罚款和社区服务 Her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine and community service.
她或许轻松脱身了 She may have gotten off easy,
但韦斯特蒙特村有另一套法律 but there's another law in westmont village.
而这一个“法庭”绝不留情 And that particular court shows no mercy.
生活比前一阵子好多了 Life is better than it's been for a while.
家庭关系大致稳定 The family dynamic is more or less working.
你的孩子们正茁壮成长 Your kids are thriving.
就算破碎家庭带来的隐隐作痛 And if there are moments where the simmering pain
偶尔来袭 威胁着要将你击垮… of your fractured family still threatens to kick your ass…
此时就是我之前提到的 那些夜晚派上用场的时候了 Well, that's where those nights I mentioned before come in.
如果那也没用 你还有苏格兰威士忌和经典电影 And failing that, there's always scotch and a classic movie.
你终于又找回了那种自在感 You're finally feeling comfortable again.
一切在掌控之中 安全无虞 甚至乐观起来 In control. Safe. Optimistic even.
而从痛苦的经历中 你早已知道 And as you already know from painful experience,
通常正是这个时候 生活会狠狠踹你一脚 正中要害 that's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch.
（乡村庄园 待售）
艾希先生 Mr. Ashe.
你好 我是雷妮哈德逊 我们通过电话 Hi. Reenie Hudson. We spoke on the phone.
- 你好 雷妮 你好吗？ - 嗨 - Hi, reenie. How are ya? - Hi.
哇 好漂亮的车 Wow, nice car.
你对车有研究？ You a car person?
- 不怎么算 - 是客套话 - I mean, not exactly. - That's small talk.
- 客套话 抱歉 谢谢 - 是的 好的 你先请 - Small talk, sorry. Thank you. - Yeah. Okay, after you.
你好 Hello.
嗨 你是卖方经纪人吗？ Hi. Are you the listing broker?
- 是的 我是萨曼莎莱维特 - 你好 我是欧文艾希 - Yes. Samantha levitt. - Hi. Owen ashe.
你看起来不像房产经纪 You don't look like a realtor.
我这话是在赞美你 I mean that in the best possible way.
我算是新入行的 I'm kinda new to it.
- 嗨 雷妮 - 嗨 萨曼莎 - Hey, reenie. - Hey, Samantha.
艾希先生 那我带你看看房子？ So, Mr. Ashe, should I show you around the house?
- 叫我艾希就行 - 好的 艾希 - Just ashe. - Okay, ashe.
好的 我…是的 很乐意 Yeah. I would… yeah, I'd love that.
但说实话 我不想浪费你的时间 But honestly, I don't wanna waste your time
因为不管怎么看 我都不觉得自己会买这套房 'cause I just feel like there's no world in which I'm buying this house.
这么快就决定了 Well, that was quick.
不 是房子太小了 对 它…其实比我想要的小太多了 No, it's just too small. Yeah, I mean, it's… it's way too small actually.
我往这里一站 就… I mean, I'm standing here and…
怎么说 已经能感受到 整个房子的面积了 你懂吗？ I don't know, I can already feel the entire house, you know?
我想要一个大到能让我迷路的房子 I want something I can get lost in.
而这房子 是的 怎么说 就是 有些设计元素… And this, yeah, I don't know. Some of these design elements…
糟透了 Yuck.
是啊 我也说不上来 Yeah, I don't know.
我很清楚自己要找的 是更加宏伟的房子 你懂吧？ I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander, you know?
得更有气势、更让人惊叹 With a lot more oomph, some wow.
- 但这房子连边都沾不上… - 这是我的房子 - But this place isn't even remotely... - it's my house.
你的房子？ It's your house?
要是我来之前就知道这信息就好了 That would have been great information to have before I arrived.
我并不知道 她是否想透露这个事实 考虑到… I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact, considering the…
一些情况 The circumstances.
一些情况？ The circumstances?
雷妮刚才委婉提到的 What reenie is so subtly referring to
是我丈夫去年在这里过世这件事 is the fact that my husband died here last year.
天啊 对你失去至亲 我深感遗憾 Wow. Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我妻子八年前去世了 所以 我们是同路人 Well, my wife died eight years ago, so, you know, I'm in the club.
- 对你失去至亲 我深感遗憾 - 谢谢 - I'm sorry for your loss. - Thank you.
他是怎么过世的？ How did he die?
他自杀了 He killed himself.
- 什么 就在这房子里？ - 差不多就在你站着的这个位置 - What, here in the house? - Pretty much right where you're standing.
等等 这就是那所房子？那整件事？ Wait a minute. This is that house? That whole thing?
是的 新闻报道了 Yeah, it made the news.
你被逮捕了 They arrested you.
没错 Yes.
你是个危险的女人啊 You're a dangerous woman.
嘿 我也曾几次差点惹上官司 Hey, I've had a couple brushes with the law myself.
那估计我们在这方面也是同路人了 Then I guess we're both in that club too.
我想是的 I guess so.
好了 那么 艾希先生 Okay. Well, Mr. Ashe,
- 我们该走了 - 好的… - we should probably get going. - Yeah, yeah.
嘿 萨曼莎 Hey, Samantha.
这房产经纪明知道这房子对我来说太次了 Why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league
为什么还带我来看？ show me this house?
这是她的暖场房 It's her fluffer house.
暖场房？ A fluffer house?
没…这回事 Now, that's… that's not a thing.
这样她之后带你看的房子 相比之下会显得更大 It makes the next houses she shows you look even bigger
更宏伟 and grander by comparison.
- 绝对不是 - 我明白了 - No, no, no. - I see.
我会在客户考虑购买房产前 I like to