老天爷 你身上有跳蚤吗 Oh, my God, do you have fleas?
怎么了 What's going on?
不知道你在说什么 No idea what you're talking about.
他的烟抽完了 He's out of cigarettes.
所以他浑身难受 That's why he's bugging out.
这孩子烟瘾可大了 Kid has a serious nicotine addiction.
不 我没有 No, I do not.
要是那么想抽 你知道谁有烟 If you need to smoke that bad, you know who has them.
不 不要 我才不跟她说话 No, nope. Not talking to her.
况且她还生我气呢 Plus, she's pissed at me.
哥们 我没事 Look, fellas, I am good.
我猜她会给帕吉几根的 I bet she'd bum a few to Pudgie.
毕竟她都让他这么心碎了 Least she could do after stomping on his heart.
不行 No way.
我也不会跟她说话的 I'm not talking to her either.
你们没发现吗 我都没提她名字 If you haven't noticed, I'm not even saying her name.
而且 有烟瘾的不是我 Plus, I'm not the one with a cigarette addiction.
我也没烟瘾 Neither am I.
醒醒 Hey, wake up!
醒醒 妈的 你藏哪儿了 Wake up, God damn it! Where's the stash?
-别想瞒我 -你这么快就想明白了 - Don't hold out on me! - You are unravelling rapidly.
老实点 在哪儿放呢 I am watching you. Where's it at?
我本来把你当朋友 You're supposed to be my friend.
你却这样对我 都是些荧光笔 Not happening to me. All these highlighters!
我想为我的行为而道歉 I want to apologize for my behavior.
我不认为我的所作所为是正当的 I'm not proud of the way I acted
我准备去寻求我急需的帮助了 and I am ready to seek the help I so desperately need.
所以你决定去问阿拉斯加借烟了 So you've decided to ask Alaska for cigarettes?
不可能 Never.
我们不是说好了不再提她名字了吗 I thought we agreed that we weren't gonna use her name?
我试过突然戒烟法了 I tried to do this cold turkey
但无可否认 我意志薄弱了 and I am, admittedly, too weak,
所以我们集思广益 去库萨酒水店吧 so we pool our resources together and go to Coosa's.
怎么买到烟 How is that gonna work?
你要满18岁 你还没有身份证 You need to be 18 and you don't have an ID.
-可你有 -不行的 - But you do. - It's never worked.
你又没试过 You never tried.
因为这不可行 Because it will never work.
劳拉可能有身份证 Lara might have an ID.
她可爱善良 而且还喜欢过我 She's sweet and kind and she was into me.
过 才是关键 "Was." Operative word, there.
或者找个别的女生 不麻烦劳拉了 Maybe find another girl and leave Lara alone.
你都吐她身上了 还有什么好遮掩的 Already puked on her. Isn't that enough?
清新空气快让我的肺疼炸了 Who cares about Pudge's love life
你们还关心过帕吉的感情吗 when my lungs are burning from all this fresh air?
行 好吧 Okay, fine.
我们自己去库萨买烟 We'll make a Coosa's run ourselves.
不需要那个不能说名字的女生 We don't need she who will not be named.
三包飓风香烟 Three packs of Hurricane Lights.
你身份证呢 You got ID?
这是阿拉巴马州 This is Alabama.
除了白人 什么人种都有 There's white and everything else.
看好了吗 给钱 穆罕默德 We good? Pay the man, Mohammed.
差得远呢 Not even close.
实话跟你们说吧 演技太拙劣了 我很不爽 To be honest, it's so bad it just bummed me out.
你们这帮小屁孩要么买点夹馅面包 You kids can either buy yourselves some Twinkies
要么滚出我的店 or get the hell out of my store.
不敢相信你花了50块 Can't believe you paid 50 bucks
就买了那么个玩意儿 for that piece of shit.
-我的神啊 -她太懂我们了 - Oh, my Jesus. - She knows us well.
如果这是阿拉斯加给的 If they're from Alaska,
我们难道不该留在原地以示抗议吗 shouldn't we just leave them here in protest?
然后呢 And what?
让下个来这儿的人空手套白狼 Let the next guy who comes along
拿走糟心前朋友因为懊悔而给我们的唯一福利吗 reap the only benefits of a shitty ex-friend's remorse?
可能也是我们最后一次拯救上校的 Might also be our last, best chance
最佳时机了 to save the Colonel.
一口气一口气的慢慢杀了他 By killing him slowly one puff at a time.
我没意见 I'm good with that.
该死 Shit.
好时光真是转瞬即逝 That pleasurable experience last exactly zero seconds.
我们要找的混蛋们在这儿呢 It's the assholes we were looking for.
你们买什么呢 奶酪吗 What'd you guys buy, some cheese?
去喂老鼠[告密者] Uh, to feed the rat.
你什么意思 凯文 What's your point, Kev?
你在这儿看到阿拉斯加了吗 Do you see Alaska here?
有人说你们有人在感恩节喂养告密者了 Rumor has it that some of y'all fed the rat on Thanksgiving.
还和她共度了一周 Spent the whole week with her, too.
那是误会 That was a mistake.
不会再有了 One that won't be repeated.
如果你们想平平安安的 Well, if you want to stay safe,
就离她远点 just stay away from her.
没问题 No problem.
警告你们 当心点 Well, consider yourself warned.
阿拉斯加·杨是罪有应得 Alaska Young's gonna get what she deserves.
寻找阿拉斯加 第一季 第五集
别想坐这儿 Don't plan on sitting here.
不欢迎告密者 No rats.
是阿拉斯加 There's Alaska.
操他妈的傻逼 Fucking shitbirds.
我都要替她难受了 I almost feel bad for her.
不论他们打算做什么 肯定很残忍 Whatever they got planned, you know it's gonna be brutal.
愚蠢 可是很残忍 Stupid, but brutal.
我们也没办法做什么 It's not like we can do anything.
一起孤立她 不是吗 Agreed to ice her out, right?
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或许我们能给她传个信儿 Maybe we could tip her off?
我是说 当然不是力挽狂澜 I mean, not stop what's going downhill, obviously,
翻译 Milkon
而是让她知道厄运要降临了 but let her know something big is gonna happen.
翻译 Milkon
也许可以写个匿名纸条 Maybe an anonymous note.
好的 Okay.
翻译 Milkon
我内心是不让自己 I had mentally decided
加入到这场谈话中来的 not to be a part of this conversation,
但鉴于谈话方向越跑越偏 but based on the direction that it's going in,
校对 小酸奶
我不得不插句嘴 I have to interject.
阿拉斯加会第一个告诉我们 Alaska would be the first to tell us
时间轴 知之
这样做只会强化男权 that's just reinforcing the patriarchy
她可以照顾好自己 and that she can take care of herself,
所以别管她了 so let her.
后期 8T
为什么他的胳膊缠在她身上 Why is his arm around her?
总监 小酸奶
见鬼 Oh, shit.
我希望这不是真的 I was hoping it wasn't true.
我也许听别人说过 I may have heard a rumor.
你却一个字都没说 And you didn't say nothing?
并没有实锤 It wasn't substantiated.
况且你们分手了 Plus, you guys broke up.
好了 各位 听我说 看着我 All right, everybody. Eyes and ears on me.
谢谢 我们要开始了 Thank you, we're going to get started.
我希望大家都过了 I hope everybody enjoyed themselves
一个美好的感恩节 over the Thanksgiving holiday.
大家有没有信心坚持到学期末 Who's ready to end the semester strong?
好吧 有些事情 All right, uh, we have a few things
我们要说明 that we need to get to.
大学志愿表需要在下周末之前 College applications need to be emailed
以电子邮件的形式发出 by the end of next week,
所以在点下发送键之前认真检查论文 so proofread those essays before hitting "Send."
谢谢 还有 我要提醒你们 Thank you.Oh, and also, as a reminder, uh,
大部分的志愿表 most of these applications
需要一名老师的推荐信 require a teacher's recommendation
有需要可以来找我 and I am available.
我相信 莫泽小姐 So, I, uh, believe that Ms. Moser--
莫泽小姐 霍莉有话要说 Ms. Moser-- Holly has an announcement.
有请霍莉 All right, welcome, Holly.
提醒一下 卡尔弗溪 Reminder, Culver Creek:
冬季舞会马上就到了 the Winter Dance is almost here.
想知道今年的主题吗 Who wants to know this year's theme?
击鼓声噪起来 Drumroll, please.
今年的主题是 This year's theme is...
圣诞丑毛衣 ugly Christmas sweaters!
快买票吧 Buy your tickets now.
非常好 谢谢你 霍莉 All right, great. Thank you, Holly.
谢谢 Thank you.
他们是突然变成屁股 What, are they suddenly Siamese twins
分不开的连体婴了吗 joined at the fucking hip?
看 她想跳舞 我喜欢跳舞 Look, she wants to dance. I love to dance.
-不可能 -想想就害怕 - That can't be true. - And terrifying to imagine.
好吧 我不会跳 Okay, fine, I don't dance.
但我愿意为了她去尝试 But I'm willing to try for her.
你应该想想再决定 You should think about it first.
没必要冲动行事 No need to rush into anything.
我没有冲动 我想明白了 I'm not rushing, I'm realizing.
我一直在追阿拉斯加 也许命中注定 I've been chasing after Alaska, and maybe this whole time
和我在一起的那个女孩 the girl I was supposed to be with
其实就在我眼前 was right in front of me.
也许过去的种种 Maybe everything that's happened
都是为了迎来这一刻 has led me to this moment.
这支舞 To this dance.
应该能成的 This should go well.
-一张票 -我来吧 - Uh, one, please. -Um, allow me.
-两张 -什么 - Two tickets, please. - What?
迈尔斯 你插队了 Miles, you're cutting the line.
不 我不是插队 Oh, no, I'm not cutting.
我是给你买的 I'm paying for you...
也给我买 这样我们就能一起去了 And for me, so we can go together.
你都没问过我的意见就给我买票吗 You do this without asking me first?
不好意思 买几张 谁付钱 Sorry, how many and who's paying?
一张 抱歉 迈尔斯 Um, one. I'm sorry, Miles.
我只是想和朋友跳个舞 I just want to dance with my friends
然后准备考试 and study for my exams.
我能承受的压力只有这么多 It is all the stress I can handle.
也给我来一张 I'd like one, too.
我现在不配跟你一起跳 劳拉 I don't deserve to go with you now, Lara.
我理解 I understand that.
但我希望到舞会那天晚上 But I hope that by the night of the dance
我能赢得你的信任 你能回心转意 I've won your trust and you've changed your mind.
准备好被我迷倒吧 Prepare to be swept off your feet.
如果你要给自己买票 If you're buying for yourself,
你需要到队伍后面排队 you need to go to the back of the line.
对 好的 当然了 Right, yeah. No, of course.
抱歉 Sorry.
海德 散心呢 Hey, Hyde. How's it hanging?
享受新鲜空气 Just enjoying some fresh air.
还有没人打扰 And quiet.
好吧 这也不是我的第一选择 Yeah, well, this wasn't my first choice either,
但我恐怕我的选项里只剩你了 but I'm afraid you're all I have left.
终于这所学校里的孩子们 Finally, the kids at this school
在某件事上达成了一致 can agree on something.
他们都恨我 They all hate me.
很高兴知道我代表了你的低谷 Nice to know I represent rock bottom.
我搞砸了 I fucked up.
我总是这样 Like I always do.
所以 So...
现在我很孤独 now I'm all alone.
非常孤独 In hell.
所以 So...
我能坐在你旁边 can I please just sit here with you
不是孤单一个人 and not be alone...
吃完我的三明治 可以吗 for as long as it takes to finish my sandwich?
你知道我为什么信佛吗 杨小姐 Do you know why I'm drawn to Buddhism, Ms. Young?
他们不相信有地狱 They don't believe in hell.
或者是天堂 Or heaven, for that matter.
人的肉体里不是永恒的灵魂 People don't have eternal souls.
而是一束能量 Instead, they are a bundle of energy
无尽的轮回转世 reincarnating endlessly
直到最终实现 until it eventually reaches...
证悟 enlightenment.
奥义就是 人生虽苦 Meaning, as painful as this is,
终将改变 it will change.
我真他妈爱你 海德 I fucking love you, Hyde.
好吧 梅尔维尔 All right, Melville,
终于有空看书了 let's finally do this shit.
《罗马尼亚》
别盯着我了 Stop staring.
少自作多情 Don't flatter yourself.
你的鼾声打得我睡不着 Your snoring is keeping me up.
我没打鼾 我在看书 I'm not snoring, I'm reading.
你知道吗 二战时期 Did you know that during World War II,
罗马尼亚两边倒 Romania fought for both sides--
-好了 是你的呼吸声 -我都不敢呼吸 - Fine, it's your breathing. - I'm barely breathing.
可不是吗 弄得我强迫症都犯了 Exactly, I keep feeling compelled to check
时不时得看你一眼确保你没死 and make sure you're still alive.
真的非常让人不安 It's very disconcerting.
你确定关心我的死活 Are you sure that this concern for my wellbeing
没带着其他什么感情吗 doesn't have to do with anything else?
比如说 Like what?
负罪感 Like guilt?
知道周中战士在计划干坏事 Knowing the Weekday Warriors are planning to do something
自己却无动于衷 and not doing anything about it--
能做什么 What is there to do?
你自己也说了 帕吉 I mean, you said it yourself, Pudge.
阿拉斯加·杨完全能照顾好自己 Alaska Young is fully capable of taking care of herself.
况且是她先挑起来的 Plus, she started all this,
所以不论发生什么事 都怪她自己 so whatever happens, it's on her.
你知道吗 我不想再争论了 You know what, I'm sick of arguing.
屋里太闷了 我要透透气 It's stuffy in here. I need some air.
《白鲸》
不不不 No, no, no, no!
不要毁了马尔克斯 Not Márquez.
混蛋 Motherfuckers!
阿拉斯加 Alaska?
闪开 Move!
帕吉 兄弟 别紧张 Pudge. Man, relax.
没人要看你的小弟弟 Ain't nobody trying to look at your little wiener.
阿拉斯加出事了 It's about Alaska.
你不敢相信他们干了什么 You ain't gon' believe what they did.
我跟你说了 我不想知道 I told you, I don't want to know.
很过分 比我见过的还过分 It's bad. It's worse than I ever seen.
下手太狠了 This is too damn far.
我跟你说过吧 What'd I tell you?
她的人生图书馆就是她的命 Her Life's Library.
我们不能让这件事就这么不了了之 We can't let this shit go unavenged.
如果反击 If we do this,
我们就相当于是原谅她做的一切了 we're letting her off the hook for all of it.
我们只能这样 We don't have a choice.
周中战士肯定不会让我们好过的 Weekday Warriors made sure of that.
对吧 帕吉 Right, Pudge?
这太可怕了 This is awful...
但这不是我造成的 But I didn't cause it,
所以我不能参与进来 and so I can't be a part of fixing it.
抱歉 Sorry.
让他见鬼去吧 Man, screw him.
我们需要的弹药都在这儿了 We got all the firepower we need right here.
你说得对 三元老 That's right, the OG three.
卡尔弗溪恶作剧元老 Culver Creek's original pranksters.
我们打算搞一个在卡尔弗溪 We're about to pull off the most epic prank
史无前例的恶作剧 the Creek has ever seen.
你有什么想法 What did you have in mind?
我们打亮闪光灯 So we flash a flashlight...
《新闻人物》
我知道你因为期中考试压力很大 I know you're stressed about midterms.
也许这个能帮到你 Maybe this will help you.
这是迈尔斯·哈尔特学习指南新手礼包 It's the Miles Halter Study Guide Starter Pack.
品牌还在筹建中 Still working on the branding.
这里面有销好的铅笔 It's got sharpened pencils,
提神药 学习专用零食 No Doz, study snacks.
谢谢你
你好 Hi.
你好 Uh, hi.
如果没话要说 Well, if that's it--
不是的 等下 No, wait, um...
我计划好了 I had this whole plan.
我准备给你做一顿浪漫的罗马尼亚大餐 I was gonna cook you a romantic Romanian meal.
我还查了需要用到什么原料 Um, I even did some research as to what that would entail.
很显然要用到一个烤箱 这个我没有 Apparently that would entail an oven, which I do not have,
所以我去餐厅找毛琳 so I went to Maureen in the cafeteria
看看她能不能帮帮我 to see if she would maybe help me out
却得到她无情的嘲笑 but she just laughed in my face.
但她给了我一些比罗马尼亚 But she did give me something much better
厨艺课更好的东西 than Romanian cooking lessons.
可今天不是玉饼日 But it's not bufriedo day.
也许你可以拿近一点看包装纸 You might wanna look a little, uh, closer at the wrapper.
你愿意和我一起跳舞吗
这我能怎么拒绝呢 How could I say no?
好的 Okay.
太好了 舞会见 Okay, great. I'll see you at the dance.
-您好 斯塔恩斯老师 -下午好 - Hello, Mr. Starnes. - Oh, good afternoon.
来找您请几天假 Just here to sign out for a couple days.
带这几个无赖跟我回家 Taking these rascals home with me
参加周末的宿营车场活动 to the trailer park this weekend.
是吗 Oh, that so?
是啊 铎美听说德洛丽丝在感恩节 Yeah, Takumi here just felt left out
做了派之后还觉得 when he heard about Dolores' homemade pies
被冷落了 over Thanksgiving.
听你这么一说我也觉得被冷落了 Well, that makes two of us.
我需要给你母亲打个电话 I just need to call your mother
确保她知道你们要出发了 and make sure she knows you're on your way.
是啊 那是当然 Yeah, yeah, of course.
好的 Sure.
看起来他好像不怎么住这儿 It's like he barely lives here.
很明显 他老婆离开他了 Apparently his wife left him.
就等着他在离婚协议书上签字呢 She's just waiting for him to sign the divorce papers.
这事儿我消息灵着呢 I have very good sourcing on this.
真可怜 Poor man.
我希望我妈能跟我打好配合 I just hope my mom plays along.
-您好 -您好 马丁太太 - Hello? - Hello, Mrs. Martin?
我是斯塔恩斯校长 This is Dean Starnes calling.
好 他干什么坏事了 Okay, so what did he do now?
不是的 太太 奇普没惹麻烦 Oh, no, ma'am. No, Chip's not in any trouble.
目前还没 Well, yet.
他跟我说这周末他要在家过 Uh, he tells me he's spending the weekend at home
和彦仁先生 杨小姐一起回去 and bringing Mr. Hikohito and Ms. Young with him.
阿拉斯加吗 那太好了 Alaska? Oh, that's just wonderful.
是吗 您听起来有点惊讶 Is it? You sound surprised.
我儿子比他表现出来的 That son of mine, he listens to his mama
还要听他老娘的话 more than he lets on.
告诉他晚饭已经在烤箱里了 Tell him that dinner is in the oven
我会等他们回家 and I'll be expecting them.
好的 谢谢 Okay, thanks.
很可爱的女人 你母亲 Lovely woman, your mother.
虽然很遗憾你们不能参加舞会了 Although, it's too bad you'll be missing the dance.
拿我来说 我正在苦练自己的 Uh, I for one have been dusting off
几个经典舞步 some of my classic moves.
-您从来不参加舞会 -确实 - You never go to the dances. - Uh, no, true.
我过去是不参加学校的社交集会 Uh, historically, I have avoided school social functions,
但最近我发现自己自由时间太多了 but I find myself with an excess of free time these days
其实我在大扫除的时候发现了 and, uh, I actually found the perfect tie
一根非常适合舞会的领带 when I was clearing out, um...
好吧 Well...
刚好该做些改变了 just in time to shake things up.
我知道我妈会配合我的 I knew my moms would come through.
希望她发现真相的时候能原谅我 Just hope she forgives me when she finds out the truth.
所以你应该打电话告诉她 Which is why you need to call her.
是的 或者你来打 Yes--or you could.
你是妇女杀手 Women find you irresistible.
或者我们真的可以在你妈妈家过个周末 Or we actually spend the weekend at your mom's,
因为照我看 这个计划注定失败 because from where I'm standing, this plan's a bust.
等等 等等 你什么意思 Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait. What do you mean?
你没听他说吗 Did you not hear the man?
老鹰会参加舞会 The Eagle is gonna be at the dance,
计划里可没考虑到这点 and that was not a part of the plan.
也许这其实会更好呢 Maybe this is actually better.
所有我们要担心的人 I mean, everybody we need to be worried about
都会站在一个可怜的球灯下 will be under one sad disco ball.
我们盯梢的人就会轻松很多 Could make things easier for our lookout.
我们还有个盯梢的人吗 We have a lookout?
不行 No.
不可能 No way.
你没见我穿的这件又可笑又扎人的毛衣吗 Do you not see this ridiculous, itchy sweater that I'm wearing?
我想看不见都难 I literally couldn't ignore it if I wanted to.
相信我 帕吉 我真的不想看见 And trust me, Pudge, I want to.
但我需要你做的事很重要 But what I'm about to ask you is important.
是 我和劳拉的约会也很重要 Yeah, so is my date with Lara.
我知道 你已经放下阿拉斯加了 I know. You're completely over Alaska.
我都快相信了 但我想让你做的 I'm almost buying it, but what I'm about to ask of you
不会影响到你的约会 will not interfere with your date.
如果老鹰 朗威尔或者凯文离开舞会了 If the Eagle, Longwell, or Kevin leave the dance,
你只需要用这个玩意儿 I just need you to flash this little guy
往机房里闪两下 into the computer lab twice.
后面就是铎美的事了 Takumi will take it from there.
就和按开关键一样简单 It's as simple as clicking the on and off button.
对 你现在说得轻松 Yeah, you say that now,
但我知道到时候可就不会这么简单 but I know it's not gonna be that simple--
帕吉 你这么做不是为了阿拉斯加 Pudge, you're not doing this for Alaska.
你不是在帮她 你是在帮我 You wouldn't be saving her ass, you'd be saving mine.
我要这么做 I'm doing this.
一旦这事没弄好 你知道 You know what I have on the line
我肯定就完了 if this shit goes sideways.
好吧 Fine.
为了你 For you.
但是别告诉劳拉 But don't tell Lara.
李 我在这儿干了这么多年 Lee, I don't think I've seen you at a dance
没见你参加过一次舞会 in all the years I've worked here.
老实说 布丽吉德 Uh, to be honest, Brigid,
光是想到下周五晚上 the thought of spending another Friday night
要靠看《鬼语者》熬过去 in front of the Ghost Whisperer
我就想把枪顶我脑袋上 made me want to put a gun to my head.
给你的 劳拉 For you, Lara.
你觉得劳拉能吃几块饼干 How many cookies do you think Lara's gonna eat?
我只是想每种都拿点 Oh, I just wanted an assortment.
多个选择 Choices.
或许等下我们可以玩个游戏 Maybe later we could play a game
看我们一次能吃多少饼干 and see how many cookies we can eat at once.
听起来很刺激 Sounds hot.
谢谢你 Uh--um, thank you.
我应该坐回去了 Yeah, I should probably get back.
你和朗威尔 You and Longwell.
是啊 怎么了 Yeah, what about it?
只是很难想象还有谁能配得上 It's just hard imagining anyone measuring up
上校 to the Colonel.
你可以回去告诉你室友 我找到了一个 You can tell your roommate that I found someone
不觉得非要与全世界为敌的人 who doesn't feel the need to punch the world in the face, so.
再见 Bye.
你想去跳舞吗 Would you like to dance?
我或许应该在这一周 I probably should have said this
花心思接近你 让你和我一起 before I spent the entire week
参加舞会之前就告诉你这个事 trying to get you to go to this thing with me,
但是 but, um...
我不 不会跳舞 I don't--I don't dance.
好吧 Okay.
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必须承认 你真聪明 Gotta admit, you pretty clever--
对一只老鼠[告密者]来说 for a rat.
我们是啮齿动物里最聪明的 We are the most intelligent of the rodents.
真棒 Mm, very good.
这个厉害了 That's very impressive.
六个 行吗 你准备好了吗 Six, okay? You ready?
不 Oh, no.
我要点首歌 I--I have a request.
你怎么跑了 Why were you running?
我刚才 我想点首歌 I was just, um-- I wanted to request a song.
然后我想起来我不会跳 Oh, but then I--I remembered that I don't dance.
我能喝点你的水吗 Um, can I have some of that water?
可以 Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay.
我是讲信誉的 先生 不行 I have a reputation, sir. I can't.
布洛克小姐 我不想在这儿滥用职权 但没办法 Ms. Blowker, I don't want to pull rank here, but I will.
我点了歌 我需要兑现 I've made a request. I'd like it honored.
放唱片 Spin some wax.
好吧 Fine.
我点的歌 My request.
你想跳赛前舞吗 Do you want to Macarena?
很简单的舞蹈 It's a very simple dance.
那样的话可怜的奥麦利老师 And then poor Madame O'Malley
就不会自取其辱了 doesn't have to humiliate herself.
-行 -好的 - Um, yeah. - Okay!
好啊 为什么不呢 Okay, why not?
你想出去吗 You wanna get out of here?
好 Okay.
劳拉 我马上回来 Um, Lara, I'll be right back.
我保证 我很快回来 I promise you, I'll be right back.
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去我屋里吧 Uh, let's go back to my room.
不 不行 我可不想像保罗和玛瑞亚 No, no, I'm not getting caught
一样被捉奸在床 like Paul and Marya.
我知道有个更好的地方 I know a better place.
你在这儿啊 There you are.
总是撇下别人自己跑掉的可不是我 I'm not the one who keeps running off.
真的对不起 I'm so sorry.
告诉我实话吧 Tell me the truth.
你是真的想和我来跳舞 Did you really want to bring me to this dance,
还是只是为了给你 or is it just a cover
很明显在搞的恶作剧打掩护 for whatever prank you are clearly doing?
我保证 劳拉 I promise, Lara,
我是真的想和你一起跳舞 I really wanted to go with you
我真的很开心 and I'm having such a great time.
我只是告诉铎美我会帮他 I just told Takumi that I'd help him
完成这个小小的侦察任务 我帮了他 with this one little recon mission, and I did.
完事了 It's over...
我真的很抱歉 and I'm really sorry.
下次对我实话实说 好吗 Next time, just tell me the truth, okay?
我觉得这首曲子我可以跳 I think I can handle this one.
求你了 Please.
跟我来 Come with me.
我跳的对吗 Am I doing this right?
-好的 -非常好 - Okay. - Perfect.
不好意思 Sorry.
你其实跳得很好 You're actually a very good dancer.
是吗 Yeah?
太好了 Cool.
除了你 唯一和我跳过慢舞的人 The only other person I've ever slow-danced with
是我祖母 was, um, my grandma,
连她都说我不是跳舞这块料 and even she said I was no Fred Astaire.
好像没看到切斯先生和赫尔巴特小姐 We seem to be down Mr. Chase and Ms. Harbart.
让他们玩吧 Let them have their fun, hmm?
好 好 Okay, okay.
只是 It's just...
布丽吉德 我在这个岗位上两年了 Brigid, I've gone two years in this job
没发生一起未成年怀孕事故 without a teen pregnancy,
不是因为我会放任孩子们不管 and it's not because I let the kids have fun.
是因为我练就了鹰眼般的警觉性 It's because I practice eagle-eyed vigilance.
你闻起来香香的 You smell nice.
是的 Yeah.
你也是 You, too.
该死 跟我来 Shit, um, come with me.
求你了 Please.
这边 This way.
我们现在能回舞池了吗 Can we go back to the dance now?
我们得去朗威尔的房间 We have to go to Longwell's room.
路上跟你解释 I'll explain on the way.
我保证 I promise.
以我的经验 In my experience,
他们通常会先去女生宿舍 they usually try to go to the girls' dorm first.
你能稍微慢点吗 Oh, could--could you slow down just a little?
这双鞋走不快 These shoes are a bit hard to walk in.
好的 抱歉 Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry.
我意思是 他们是青少年 布丽吉德 Well, I mean, they are teenagers, Brigid,
所以我们时间不多 so we don't have a lot of time.
快 萨拉的宿舍就在这儿 Come on, uh, Sara's dorm is right down here.
我有过一次挑战 那是在一场成人礼舞会上 "One challenge I had was during a debutante ball.
我正要陪同我的舞伴去舞池里 "I was about to escort my date to the dance floor
却听到自己的肚子发出了咕噜声 "When I heard a gurgle emanate from my belly.
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我以为是吃了太多蛋白质奶昔导致的消化不良 "I thought it was indigestion from too many protein shakes,
事实却并非如此 "But it was not.
我拉肚子了 "It was diarrhea.
好的 我学到了 一 人类会拉肚子的次数 Okay, I learned that, A, humans have the capacity
比你想象的还要多 to make much more diarrhea than you think,
二 拉肚子这个事情永远也洗不白 B, diarrhea stains permanently,
三 拉肚子的子 不发音 and C, diarrhea has a silent "H."
-这就是我相信杜叽大学 -肚叽 - "This is why I believe Dookie University"... - "Dookie."
将会非常适合我和我的大结肠 "Would be the perfect fit for me and my large colon."
太精彩了 That's brilliant.
你来干嘛 What you doing here?
我们的哨兵帮我完成了一个诱饵任务 Our lookout sent me on a decoy mission
但是朗威尔和萨拉最后没有去宿舍 but Longwell and Sara weren't headed to the dorms after all,
所以我想应该过来看看进展 so I thought I'd stop by and see how things are going.
萨拉 她要去哪儿 Sara? Where'd she go?
-小树林 -像老篝火营地那样吗 - The woods. - Like the old campfire spot?
不知道 也许吧 I don't know, maybe.
哥们 那是上校和萨拉 Dude, that is Colonel and Sara's preferred location
性爱违规活动的首选地点 for illicit activities of a sexual nature.
该死 Oh, shit.
那其实是我们野战的地方 That's our fucking spot, literally.
铎美 你接着写短文 Takumi, take over the essay.
不不 他要回去了 No, no, he needs to go back.
-计划不是这样的 -那是我们的战点 - This isn't the plan. - That's our spot!
奇普如果想玩浪漫 真是要迷死人了 Chip can be a real romantic when he wants to be.
他要去哪儿 Where's he going?
别管他了 没时间了 Ignore him, no time.
老鹰 Eagle...
-老鹰 -喘口气 帕吉 - Eagle. - Breathe, Pudge, breathe.
老鹰要过来了 The Eagle is on his way.
他现在在萨拉的房间 然后就要过来了 He is in Sara's room, but then he is coming here.
申请程序没有彻底填完之前 The application doesn't allow us to hit send
我们没法点发送 until it's fully finished,
我们还有两个论述题没写 and we still have two more essay questions.
你知道有种符号的意思是 You know that sign that says,
紧急情况下打碎玻璃吗 "Break glass in case of emergency"?
我就是那个玻璃 但我需要帮手 I'm that glass, but I require assistance.
迈尔斯 Miles?
-好吧 -谢了 帕吉 - Fine. - Thanks, Pudge.
好了 要事第一 All right, first thing's first.
帕吉 脱了那个毛衣 那不够隐蔽 Pudge, lose that sweater. It's not stealthy.
我们引开老鹰 你们写题 We'll divert the Eagle while you two write.
事成后在谷仓见 Rendezvous at the barn when we're done.
锁上门 Oh, lock the door.
也许他们回去跳舞了 Maybe they went back to the dance.
我很欣赏你的那种乐观精神 布丽吉德 I appreciate that optimism, Brigid,
但我能在体育馆就能闻到 but I could smell the pheromones
从那两人身上散发出来的费洛蒙 coming off those two at the gym.
我们去朗威尔的房间 We gotta go to Longwell's room.
我觉得我该回去了 You know, I think I'll just head back.
该死 Oh, damn it.
我老毛病又犯了 I'm doing it again.
把工作放到第一位 I'm putting the job before everything else.
露易丝就是这么怪我的 This is exactly what Lois accused me of.
不是的 Hey, no.
我想说是因为要有人在现场监护 I meant because someone needs to chaperone the dance.
对 Oh, yeah.
当然了 是的 No, of course. Right, yeah.
谢谢你 Uh, thank you.
请我跳赛前舞 You know, for my Macarena.
没事 Yeah.
别客气 Yeah, no, you're welcome.
好 Yeah.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我当过童子军 帕吉 所以我时刻准备着 I was a goddamn Boy Scout, Pudge, so I'm always prepared.
-那是什么东西 -我的狐狸帽 - What the hell is that? - It's my fox hat.
为什么要戴上狐狸帽 Why are you wearing your fox hat?
因为没人能抓住狡猾的狐狸 'Cause no one can catch the motherfucking fox.
点火 Light it.
快跑 Now, run!
切斯先生 赫尔巴特小姐 Mr. Chase, Ms. Harbart.
我要进来了 I'm coming in.
什么情况 What the hell?
站住 我要报警了 Stop, I will call the police!
他在虚张声势罢了 他最怕负面影响 He's bluffing. He's scared of bad publicity.
搞定 Done!
简直就是杰作 原谅我自卖自夸 It is a literary masterpiece. Forgive my bragging.
一篇引人共鸣的 A sympathetic portrait
与易闹肚子综合症战斗的自我描述 of living with irritable bowel syndrome.
我还剩一个 但我卡住了 I have one more, but I'm stuck.
交给我吧 姐妹 Hit me, sister.
谁是你的榜样 请说明原因 "Who is your role model and why?"
-汤姆·克鲁斯 -好的 - "Tom Cruise." - Okay.
他永远不会变老 身体好 "He never ages, he has a great run,
很可能从来不会拉肚子 and he probably never gets diarrhea."
从来不会拉肚子 "He never gets diarrhea."
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申请完成 需要提交吗
-太好了 成功了 -cheng'gong'le - Yes, we did it! - Oh, success.
点击发送 离开这儿吧 Now hit send and let's get the hell out of here.
舞会怎么样 How was the dance?
满眼的丑毛衣和热饮吗 Was it all ugly sweaters and warm punch?
不怎么样 Uh, it was lame,
但我们玩得很开心 but we were having a really good time.
我喜欢迈尔斯 我觉得他也喜欢我 Um, I like Miles, and I think he likes me.
我们很般配 I am good for him.
来吧 我请你喝酒 Come on, I'll buy you a drink.
我觉得我们甩掉他了 回到湖边了 I think we lost him. Oh, we're back at the lake.
导航略有偏差 但无大碍 Slight error in navigation, but no biggie.
我们要去湖边的谷仓 We'll just get to the barn lakeside.
好吧 All right.
狐狸可不想惹大鹅 The fox is not a fan of the swan.
快跑 帕吉 Come on! Run, Pudge!
拼命跑 Run for your life!
我在树林里缓慢前进 听到他们在吵架 So I creep into the woods and I hear them arguing,
我开始晃动我的手电筒 so I start waving my flashlight around
清嗓子 假装我是老鹰 and start clearing my throat like I'm the Eagle,
然后我听到他们声音变得很轻 and then I hear them, like, whisper-arguing.
然后突然之间 朗威尔拔腿就跑 Then, all of a sudden, Longwell takes off
裤子还在脚踝没提上 with his fucking pants around his ankles.
他就这样撇下萨拉跑了 He just left Sara behind?
是的 她只能自己走回舞会 Yeah, she had to walk all the way back to the dance by herself.
如果朗威尔害怕老鹰 If Longwell was scared of the Eagle,
坐等萨拉跟他闹掰吧 just wait till Sara get through with him.
我希望我没有破坏掉我天才的计划 I just I hope I didn't ruin my own brilliant plan.
没有 告诉杜克大学杜叽的故事 Oh, no, Operation Tell Duke About the Dookie
这个任务执行得很完美 was perfectly executed.
劳拉 写短文机器 Lara, an essay-writing machine,
铎美 声东击西的天才 Takumi, a diversionary genius.
-你听到放烟花了吗 -有人受伤 - Did you hear those fireworks? - Casualty!
有一人受伤 We have a casualty!
发生了什么 What happened?
我们大英雄的左屁股蛋被大鹅叼了 Our hero's left butt cheek was dinner for the swan.
那小身板也没什么肉 And there ain't much meat on that scrawny thing.
迈尔斯可能会感染或者得狂犬病 Miles might get an infection or--or rabies.
天鹅携带狂犬病毒吗 Do swans carry rabies?
不携带 但他可能会得禽流感 No, but he could get the bird flu, though.
别担心 狐狸哥有急救箱 Don't worry, the fox has a first aid kit.
等下 你不觉得应该找个 Wait, don't you think we should get a--
医学专家过来 以免得上 a medical professional in case of
狂犬病或者潜在的禽流感吗 the rabies or potential bird flu?
帕吉 你如果去医院 我们就暴露了 Pudge, if you go to the hospital, we all get busted,
所以别娇气了 裤子脱下来 so quit being a baby, pull down your pants,
我给你屁股消毒 and let me wipe your ass.
好 Yeah.
好了 现在涂抗菌剂 All right, now the antiseptic.
要下针了 可能会疼 Here it comes. It may sting.
天呐 Aww, man!
需要缝几针吗 我会缝纫 Does it need stitches? I can sew.
-会钩织 -等下 我的屁股不是棉被 - Well, crochet. - Wait, my ass is not a quilt.
我觉得不用 但看起来很恶心 I don't think so, but it does look gross.
不 劳拉 别看 现在还不到时候 No, Lara, don't look! That's not date appropriate!
抱歉 我什么都没看到 迈尔斯 Sorry, I did not see anything, Miles.
麻醉剂 我有麻醉剂 Anesthesia. I have anesthesia.
喝吧 帕吉 There we go, Pudge.
没有什么是几口锐澳解决不了的 Nothing a little Strawberry Hill can't fix.
我知道那是有点帮助的 I knew that was good for something.
攥紧我的手 Squeeze my hand, hmm?
疼就攥紧我的手 Squeeze my hand until the stinging stops.
兄弟 大鹅可真不是开玩笑的 Man, that swan was really no joke.
起码你没脑震荡 Well, at least you are not concussed.
对 还好 Oh, yeah. No, it's okay.
我以为我可以带你去医院 但是 I thought I could take you to the hospital, but--
听我说 Attention.
我们来玩个游戏 We are gonna play a game.
名字叫 好日子 坏日子 It is called "Best Day/Worst Day."
我从没听过还有这么个游戏 I ain't ever heard of no game like that before.
因为这游戏是我刚想出来的 That's because I just made it up.
规则很简单 每个人讲一个自己的故事 The rules are simple: everyone tells their story.
最好的故事可以不用喝酒 Whoever has the best one doesn't have to drink,
然后继续 直到有人玩不下去 then we keep going until one of y'all quits.
你怎么知道就不是你自己呢 Well, how do you know it's gonna be one of us?
我酒量最大 也最会讲故事 Well, I'm the best drinker and the best storyteller.
帕吉 Pudge.
从你开始吧 You may begin.
我能想一下吗 Can I have a second to think?
你要想一下才能讲故事也不会太精彩 Can't be that good if you gotta think about it.
-今天是我最好的一天 -饶了我吧 - Today's my best day. - Come on, man.
不 我说真的 No, seriously.
真的 Seriously.
我 I...
和一个漂亮的罗马尼亚女孩约会了 went on a date with a pretty Romanian girl.
我看到老鹰跳赛前舞 I watched the Eagle do the Macarena,
我放了烟花 I shot off fireworks,
我还差点被一只野生天鹅生吞活剥 and I was almost eaten alive by a feral swan.
但我现在在这里 But now I'm here...
和你们在一起 With all of you.
感觉像施了魔法 It feels pretty magical.
说得太俗气了吧 That is so corny.
对 是很俗气 我的屁股还在流血 Yeah, it is corny and my butt is bleeding
我很可能感染了禽流感 and I probably have the bird flu,
但今天是最棒的一天 but today is my best day.
我最棒的一天 My best day...
是我八岁的时候 I was eight years old.
我妈带我去动物园 My mom and I went to the zoo.
我喜欢长颈鹿 她喜欢大猩猩 I liked the giraffes and she liked the gorillas.
故事讲完了 最好的一天 End of story. Best day ever.
什么 太差劲了 What? That is so lame.
哪里差劲了 What's wrong with that?
-是啊 -我喜欢这故事 - Yes. - I liked it.
所以轮到你讲了 Which is why you get to go next.
好吧 Okay, um...
我最好的一天是 my best day is the day I won
我赢了六年级拼字比赛的那天 the sixth grade spelling bee.
我们家刚搬过来 We had just moved here
我爸妈不怎么会讲英语 and my parents barely spoke English
但他们帮我练习拼字 but they helped me practice.
然后当我赢了比赛的时候 就好像那是 And then when I won it was like...
最重要的事 the biggest deal.
他们站起来 拼命鼓掌 They stood up and clapped so loud.
我爱那种感觉 And I loved that feeling.
尴尬 Embarrassed...
但很骄傲 But proud.
好吧 我输了 All right, I lose.
我最棒的一天是摆脱处男的时候 My best day was when I lost my virginity.
两次 Twice.
你们要是以为我会告诉你们这个故事 And if you think I'm gonna tell you that story,
就得给我灌得大醉才行 垃圾们 you gotta get me a whole lot drunker than this, suckers.
好了 Well...
我最好的一天还没到来 my best day hasn't happened yet,
但我能看到 but I can see it.
将会是我给我妈买套房子的那天 That's gonna be the day I buy my mom a house.
一套豪宅 A big fucking house
就在溪涧正中间 right in the middle of Mountain Brook
就挨着周中战士爸妈的房子 right next to the Weekday Warriors' parents.
我会开车带她到那儿 亲手把钥匙给她 I'll drive her there and I'll hand her the keys...
就像电视上演的那样 Just like they do on TV.
我会说 I'ma just be like...
我们到家了 妈妈 "We home, Ma."
那将会是我生命中最好的一天 Man, that'd be the best day of my life.
好的 上校 Okay, Colonel.
这轮你赢了 You won that round.
现在来说最惨的一天吧 Now what's your worst day?
我最惨的一天 My worst day...
就是我爸离开的那天 was the day my dad left.
我就 I just...
一直等他打来电话 解释清楚 Kept waiting for him to call and explain it.
但他没有打过 But he never did.
我不知道 我 I don't know, I...
以为他或许是道别的 thought he might have wanted to say good-bye.
你比我惨 Well, uh, you got me beat.
我那时十一岁 I was 11--mm...
我妈非让我报名参加足球队 and my mom made me sign up for a soccer team,
但我踢太烂了 but I sucked.
真的很烂 Like, I was really bad.
我永远都在坐板凳 I was always riding the bench.
但终于有场比赛 But then, this one game,
教练由于某种原因让我上场了 the coach put me in for some reason
我好兴奋 and I was so excited.
但我 我没意识到 But I--I didn't realize that, um...
我们半场时交换位置了 we switched sides at--at halftime.
操 帕吉 你踢了乌龙球 Shit, Pudge, you scored for the wrong team.
对 Yeah.
最惨的是 回家的大巴上 The worst part was, uh, the bus ride home.
坐的都是 Sitting with all these kids
恨我的小孩 who hated me.
真高兴你还能捡条命 So glad you were able to put your life back together.
我最惨的一天是1999年9月6号 Uh, my worst day is, uh, June 9, 1999.
我祖母在日本在一场车祸中去世 My grandmother died in a car accident in Japan.
我本来要两天后去探望她 I was supposed to visit her two days later,
和她度过一整个夏天的 spend the whole summer with her.
我唯一一次见她 The only time I ever got to see her
就是在她火化之前 was before she was cremated.
天啊 Damn.
我们真是一帮悲惨朋友 We are a sad group of friends.
不算你 帕吉 Minus you, Pudge.
谢了 Thanks.
劳拉 Lara?
我最惨的一天是我们离开罗马尼亚的那天 My worst day is the day we left Romania.
直到那天我父母才告诉我 It wasn't until the day before that my parents told me
我不能把我的狗狗卢克米娜一起带走 I wasn't allowed to bring Rukmina, my dog.
那之前的六年 它都是我最好的朋友 For six years she had been my best friend
而我只能把它寄养给陌生人 and I had to leave her with strangers.
狗狗的故事 Fucking dog stories.
每次我都受不了 They get me every time.
好吧 All right.
该你了 兄弟 It's your turn, buddy.
我妈妈带我去公园的第二天 The day after my mom took me to the zoo,
我在楼上做作业 I was upstairs doing my homework...
听到了厨房里的尖叫声 When I heard a scream from the kitchen.
我跑下楼 And I ran downstairs and...
看见我妈妈躺在地上抱住她的头 抽搐不已 saw my mom lying on the floor holding her head, jerking.
我吓坏了 I freaked out.
我应该打电话报警 I should have called 911
但我只会大叫 哭泣 but all I did was just scream and cry...
一直到她不再抽搐 until she stopped jerking.
我以为她只是睡着了 I thought she was just asleep.
那样的话 And that...
折磨她的东西就停止了 whatever had hurt her didn't anymore,
所以我坐在她旁边 so I sat down next to her...
直到一个小时后 我爸回家了 until my dad came home an hour later.
他开始冲我吼 你为什么不报警 And he started yelling at me, "Why didn't you call 911?"
他试着做心肺复苏 但那时候 And he tried to do CPR but by then she was--
她已经凉透了 she was plenty dead.
脑动脉瘤 Aneurysm.
最惨的一天 我赢了 你们喝吧 Worst day. I won, you drink.
-你爸还怪你 -怎么能不怪 - Your dad blamed you? - How could he not?
-你当时还是孩子 -孩子也能报警 - You were a kid. - Kids can dial 911.
他们都会打 They do it all the time.
我没有打 I just didn't.
为什么你没跟我说过 Why didn't you tell me?
没想起来过 It never came up.
我要透透气 I need some air.
应该有人去陪陪她 Someone should go be with her.
你不一直想知道我为什么要告密吗 You wanted to know why I ratted.
为什么我不能回家 And why I can't go home.
现在你知道了 Well, now you know.
因为我他妈把一切都搞砸了 Because I fuck everything up.
不是那样的 That's not true.
你当时只是个孩子 You were just a little kid.
孩子犯的错都不叫错 Nothing's your fault when you're a little kid.
孩子的意义就在于此 That's what it means to be a kid.
我特别害怕你知道 I was afraid of what you'd think
事情真相后会怎么想 when you knew the truth.
现在你知道了 Well, now you know.
你还在这里 You're still here.
你为什么还在这儿 Why are you still here?
因为 Because...
我是你的朋友 I'm your friend.
好 Cool.
朋友 "Friend."
-你回来了 -是的 - You came back. - Yeah.
-我那样可以吗 -可以的 - Is that okay? - Yeah, it's okay.
你好呀 Hi.
我能吻你吗 Can I kiss you?
可以 Yes.
你可以吻我 You can kiss me.
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