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《拉字至上》前情回顾 Previously, on "The L Word."
安格斯 不知你是否有兴趣 Angus. Would you be interested
安婕莉卡半岁庆生时 来给孩子们弹吉他 in playing for the kids at Angelica's six month celebration?
谢谢 能付现金的话更好 Thanks, I could really use the cash.
她今天情绪有点紧张 She's a little stressed out today.
今天有位领养中心的社工要来家访 We're about to have a home visit from adoption social worker.
-男人呢 -男人 - What about men? - Men?
你知道我们是拉拉 对吧 You do know that we're lesbians, right?
达娜 告诉我她需要一个了结 Dana... who told me she needed... she needed closure.
-和莱拉的了结 -你有个肿块 - Closure with Lara. - You have a lump.
你还有什么好看的 What are you lookin' at?
我要见卡门的母亲了 Ah. I'm going to meet Carmen's mother.
然后呢 And...
我要扮成直人 I'm gonna act straight.
多漂亮啊 How pretty!
你真想跟我去洛杉矶吗 you wanna come to L.A. with me?
是的 Yeah.
你现在是在想和我上床吗 Are you thinking about having sex with me right now?
是有这么想 It's crossed my mind.
是谁干的 Who did that to you?
我自己 I did it to myself.
旧金山 卡斯特罗街 1979年
看来有人走错地方了 小甜心 Looks like someone has come up the wrong street, nice sugar.
我来找人做爱 I'm looking for sex.
你找错地方了 甜心 You're in the wrong place, sweetie.
码头那边更靠谱 Try the safe way in the marina.
那里有大把饥渴的直男 It's croweded with straight hot men.
我要找妞儿 I'm looking for girls.
一直往前走 宝贝 她就在拐角处 Through for the down, honey. She's around that corner.
谢谢 Thanks.
我要做爱 我要女人 I'm looking for sex. I'm looking for girls.
操我 带我上九霄云外 Fuck me, so I forget who I am
现在叫停已经晚了 It's too late to stop.
哦 老天 Oh, Jesus.
拉字至上 第三季 第2集 The L Word S03E02
"迷失的周末" "Lost weekend"
21只 我赢了 21. I Just won.
我要开车 哪顾得上去数被撞死的动物 How can I count roadkill when I'm driving the whole time?
反正我赢得光明正大 作为赢家 I won, fair and square. So as the winner,
你得有所表示 you have to get me a present.
快点 Please.
好吧 打开置物箱 All right. Open the glove.
-哦 天啊 -就在盒子里 - Oh, my God... - It's in that box.
等等 你要枪做什么啊 Wait, what are you doing with a gun?
你怎么在车里放了把枪 Why do you have a gun in your car?
只是把泰瑟枪 It's just a taser.
泰瑟枪：能发射带电镖箭使人暂时不能动弹
跟警察用的一样 只能拿来威慑 It's like the cops use. It just shock people.
我知道 但你拿它做什么 I know, but what are you gonna do with it?
只是以防万一 It's just in case.
你打算去打劫711便利店吗 You decide to rob a seven/eleven?
也许一次都用不上 Look, I can never have to use it.
只是别人对我的伤害太多了 It's just that. I get a lot of shoot from people.
-好吧 -这样我能保护自己 - Right. - Now I can take care of myself.
我只想把它放远点 I'm just gonna put this away.
快打开盒子 拿走你的奖品 Now, open the box and get your price already.
遵命 女士 Yes, Ma'am.
我的老天 Holy shit!
小心点 我一共就那么些 Be careful, it's all I got.
我说 You know...
你知道吗 You know what?
也许我们该离洛杉矶近点后再做 Maybe we should wait 'till we get a little closer to LA before we do so.
好吗 Okay?
你都确认过了吗 助理... Okay. Hum... Did you speak with the... The crou...
助理司仪吗 The croupier?
-是的 -嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
当然 基特 我和大家都确认过了 'course I did, Kit. I spoke with everybody.
各家供货商 绝对伏特加 The vendors, Absolut.
艾维斯和安娜五点钟会过来试音 Elvis and Anna are doing the sound check at five.
-你知道卡门是 -卡门做DJ - You know that Carmen's... - Yeah, Carmen's DJing.
她有点爆发力 And she's being a little on set.
我还知道她会来这里 I know also she's gonna be here...
做调音师 to do playback at the sound check.
好 嗯 我猜你就是"妙男比利"先生 Okay, well, I gess you're just Mr. Billie-On-A-Spa.
正解 就是我 Spitzboat, that's me.
我在这里培训新手 给你打工 基特 I'm here to let your youngness into shape. I'm your boy, Kit.
不客气地说 我比你更有能耐 And frankly, I'm much more qualified
经营这个地方 to run this place than you are.
开个玩笑 Joking.
但我敢保证 But I guarantee that...
到了明天 你就会想拉我入伙一起经营 after tonight, you're gonna want me to run this joint.
好啊 走着瞧 粉红玛丽先生 Mm hmm. We'll see, Mr. Mary P.
我之所以和丽莎 那个女同心的男人在一起 Well, I think the reason why I was with Lisa the lesbian man,
是因为他不会伤害我 is because he wasn't dangerous for me.
我知道自己不会迷上男人 You know, I knew I wouldn't get addicted to a guy.
我清楚地记得曾和蒂娜谈过这个问题 I actually remember having this conversation with my friend Tina,
我觉得男人们有点傻 That, you know I think guys are kinda easy.
对不起 我在这本小册子里看到 Sorry... And I was looking for this pamphlet here,
各种不同爱情成瘾的类型 And... About all the different kind of love addicts
我很确定我是个 呃 and I'm pretty sure I'm a... I'm a...
OLA[强迫性爱瘾] OLA(Obsessive Love Addiction)
我也是 Oh, me too.
对 爱情成瘾 它是最好的... Yeah, Obsessive Love. It's the best...
我是说最糟的 I mean worst.
没有什么比难以忘记一个人 There's nothing worst than
更糟糕了 而且那人还 when you can't let go of someone who's...
高高在上 不冷不热 completely over you and
恶言恶语 盛气凌人 独断专行 distant, abusive, controlling, dictatorial...
自私自利 缺乏爱心 不负责任 egocentric, unloving, selfish, unable to commit.
我这周过生日 本打算告诉 And it's my birthday this week and I was gonna tell...
生日快乐 Hey, happy birthday!
谢谢大家 Thank you.
我想 如果达娜能顺路过来 Yeah, I just... You know, it would be great if
送我点小礼物 Dana would just come by,
不用多贵重 就太棒了 you know and give me a little prezie, nothing big.
比如说亲亲我的屁屁 Maybe kiss my ass and something...
-别激动 -艾丽丝 请继续 - Get a grip. - Alice, share. Please.
多谢 我想你们也会迷恋的 Thanks, yeah, I mean, I think you guys would be obsessing too.
因为我们的性爱 'Cause our... sex... was...
销魂蚀骨 飘飘欲仙 难以言喻 mind-blowingly unfuckingly unbelievable.
这种感觉会让你意识到此人 And it just kinna, you know, makes you realize that this person
就是你一辈子的真命天女 could be the one great true love... of your life... You know.
她会回心转意的 But she'll be back.
一定会的 She will be back.
因为我们情比金坚 'Cause our love was too intense. So...
妈妈也爱你 宝贝 Mummy loves you too, darling.
好 下周见 Yeah, I see you next week.
祝你在芭蕾舞团玩得开心 真希望在你身边 You have a wonderfull time at the ballet, I wish I was comming.
明天再打给你 亲一个 再见 Ok, speak to you tomorrow, big kiss, bye.
竟然这么多孩子都喜欢芭蕾 I wonder for most girls and boys got excited about the ballet.
怎么样 How was it?
无聊 It sucked.
我要给你个小惊喜 I have a little surprise for you.
是吗 You do?
抱歉 刚才听了太多双性恋的恶心情事 Oh, God, Sorry I'm such a gross bisexual love addict right now.
- 你好 我是珍妮斯 -你好 - Hi, I'm Janice - Hi.
我知道你处境艰难 所以来照顾你 I know you're having hard time and I'm here to take care of you.
我们专为拉拉服务 We're exclusively lesbian service.
你给我召了个小姐 Did you... Hire me a hooker?
艾丽丝 他们从事拉拉家政服务 Alice, it's a lesbian cleaning service.
拉拉保洁 Lez clean up.
她会帮你整理公寓 She's going to sort out your entire appartment.
太棒了 我爱死你了 Oh, my God. I love you.
太感谢你了 我的公寓现在脏死了 Thank you so much, my appartment is so dirty right now and like,
-自从... -我是"关系图"的超级粉丝 - ever since you know... - I'ma a big fan of "the Chart"
达娜的事真让人遗憾 and I'm so sorry about Dana.
好 好 Ok, ok.
谢谢你 谢谢 Thank you. Thanks.
很好 Ok, great.
你真的很漂亮 You're so fucking beautiful.
我要让你在开车的时候 And I'm gonna make you come.
享受高潮 While you're driving this.
我以前开车上学时 女友也常帮我口交 My girlfriend used to give me head when we drove to school.
喂 小姐 我可不是你的前任 Hey, lady. I'm not your ex.
也不是你的女友 明白吗 And I'm not your girlfriend, got it?
好吧 Right.
-糟了 -怎么 - Oh, fuck! - What?
该死 我们没油了 Shit! We're out of gas.
-不会吧 -别停珍妮 别半途而废 - Oh no! - Don't stop Jenny. Keep going. Don't blue-ball me.
呃 Hmmm.
艾丽丝 我该怎么清理这个 嗯 Alice, do you want me to clean up around this...huh...
这个 达娜像 around this... around Dana.
艾丽丝 这个达娜像要怎么处理 Alice, what do you want me to do with this Dana thing?
艾丽丝在洗手间 什么达娜像 Alice is in the loo. What Dana thing?
天啊 额滴神啊 Jesus! Bloody Christ!
艾丽丝 Alice!!!
怎么了 What?
搞什么啊 海伦娜 What the fuck, Helena?
你失去理智了吗 Have you completely lost your mind?
这没什么大不了 That's... That's no biggie.
这里成了个祭坛 艾丽丝 It's a fucking shrine, Alice.
只有精神病和杀人狂才这么干 A bordering on psychotic and serial killer obsessive type shrine!
清理掉 Dismantle it.
别 千万不要 Oh God no, please.
求你这个让我留着 Ok, ok, just let me keep this.
我只要这个就好 Just let me keep this.
好不容易才弄到的 It was really hard to get.
是我半夜弄回来的 I had to get it in the middle of the night.
其它的都可以清掉 就让我留着这个 You can take the shrine. You can take the shrine. Just not this.
找个盒子来 Get a box.
-这有一个 -那个不行 - There's a box - Not that box.
你该为此感到羞愧 艾丽丝 You should be ashamed of yourself, Alice.
是时候忘记达娜了 It's time, to start getting over Dana.
接下来我们要做的是 Now, here's what we're going to do:
我尝试过 但是... I've tried but in the mean...
听我说 好吗 Just listen. Ok?
我没时间清洗它们 所以... I didn't have a chance to wash everything, so...
该死 Great.
我要小便 I have to pee.
别偷看 Don't look.
嘿 天啊 你怎么做到的 Hey. Oh my God, How do you do that?
从小时候起 我就一直这么做 I always have. Even when I was little.
我爸爸发现后揍了我一顿 When my dad caught me, he popped me one.
停车 停车 Hello. Hello.
你好啊 小伙子 Hey there fella!
-噢 她不是 -你们似乎需要帮忙 - Oh, she's not a... - Looks like you need some help.
是啊 我们的车没油了 Yeah we're running out of gas.
好 小问题 我从房车上吸一些给你 Well, not a problem, I'll siphon some out of the RV's.
我是亨斯 My name's Hens by the way.
-你好 -你好 我是珍妮 - Hi - Hi, I'm Jenny.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
这是我妻子玛莎 It's my wife Martha.
你好玛莎 Hello Martha.
你和你丈夫饿了吗 We got some fried chicken in the camper
我们车上有些炸鸡 if you and your husband are hungry.
好 我想来点炸鸡 Yes, I would love some fried chicken.
谢谢你们 Thank you.
怎么称呼你 小子 How did you say your name was, son?
麦克斯 It's Max.
你们两人可真甜蜜 You two are so hot together.
至少有人乐在其中 At least someone's gettin' a little somethin' somethin'
那个自动贩售机是怎么回事 基特 So... What's up with the slot machine, Kit?
若你认识比利·布雷克 就知他是大刀阔斧之人 Yeah, you know Billie Blaikie. He doesn't do anything small.
你们都会来对吧 拉斯维加斯可少不了你们 So you guys are comming, right? It won't be Vegas without you.
等等 你说的是比利·布雷克吗 Wait a minute. Are you talking about THE Billie Blaikie?
比利·布雷克吗 Billie Blaikie?
老兄 他可是镇上最出色的派对司仪 Dude, he's like the best party promoter in town!
基特打算雇他做经理 Kit was thinking about hirring him as her new manager.
天啊 祝贺你 女士 Oh my gosh. Congratulations, lady.
如果他裤裆里那玩意 Yeah, that's great if he can keep it
长得能卖钱就太好了 in his pants long enough to close out the bar.
打断一下 不说怕忘了 Oh, I'm sorry, before we forget,
我们明天不能参加你宝贝的生日聚会 but we can't make it to your baby birthday party tomorrow.
因为我们要参加 'Cause we have a kinsin...
哦 对 成人礼 Right, the quinceanera.
对 成人礼 Yeah, the quinceanera.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
只是借口做半岁生日 It's just really an excuse
主要是为举办幼儿园活动 to have a baby playgroup and half-birthday celebration.
等等 我没明白 Wait, I don't get it. What's a... quince...
成人礼 A quinceanera.
成人礼 没错 Quinceanera. Yeah.
她们想给我一个生日惊喜 Planning a surprise birthday for me.
是一个庆祝女孩15岁生日的聚会 It's a big birthday party to celebrate a girl who's turning 15
是我表妹的生日 and it's my cousin's birthday, so...
-哦 -我以为她们都忘了 -Oh - I almost thought they forgot.
就是那种犹太女孩的成人仪式吧 So it's kind of like a bat mitzvah.
有玉米卷的那种 With tamales.
你们在聊什么 What are you guys talking about?
我们准备庆祝安婕莉卡半岁 你来吗 We're having a party for Angelica's six months. You wanna come?
我很乐意参加这个半岁生日宴 I would love to come to that six-months-old birthday party.
我想 能不能带海伦娜一起去 I would... Can I... I'd love to bring Helena?
-艾丽丝 -海伦娜 - Alice... - Helena.
我想她应该去 I think she should be there.
是时候尽释前嫌了 贝特 I think it's time, Bette.
她们是好朋友 Well, they are good firends.
是啊 她们总是形影不离 Yeah, they're always hanging out.
听着海伦娜 Well, listen Helena,
如果你没有其它事情可做 if you really haven't anything elso to do then...
欢迎来参加我们的聚会 Yeah, it would be fine... If you came to the party.
谢谢贝特 你真好 Thank you, it's really sweet of you Bette...
你没必要勉强的 You know, you really don't have to...
有必要 She does.
你来这里做什么 小子 What the hell are you doing in here, boy?
你不知道这是女厕所吗 Can't you read this is ladies' room?
还不快滚出去 Get the fuck out!
我是女的 I'm a girl.
我给你买了点午餐 Hey, I got you some lunch.
拿走 好吗 Hey, just take off, ok?
为什么 Why?
你们看到那变态了吗 刚才进了女厕所 You see that freak there? It was just in the girls' bathroom.
肯定是基佬 It must be a faggot.
基佬 Faggot!
喂 基佬 Hey, faggot!
你们说什么 What did you say?
别理他们 珍妮 Just let it go, Jenny.
约翰 你疯了 John, you're crazy.
我说你是个基佬 I called you a faggot.
我们都不想惹麻烦 对吧 Look man, we don't want any trouble, ok?
对 我不想惹麻烦 No, I don't want any trouble either.
我们只是在吃东西 We're just having some food.
只想聊一会 一小会 Just want a little talk, you know. A little talk
大家都出门在外 Look, we're out of here, allright?
老兄 离我们远点 Dude, leave us alone.
去死 基佬 Fuck you, faggot.
-你给我出来 -该死 - Get out of there. - Shit!
-不 -不 - No. - No.
放开她 Let her go.
闭嘴 婊子 Shut up, bitch.
-她像男人一样干你吗 -珍妮回去 - She fucks you like a man? - Jenny, get back.
你怎么不回车上去呢 Why don't you get back in the truck?
我让你们见识真正的男人是怎么干的 I'll show you how real men could fuck.
你刚才说什么 What did you just say?
我说他妈的回车上去 I said get back in the fucking truck
我让你们见识真正男人是怎么干的 and I show you how a real man could fuck.
是吗 Yeah?
我的天啊 Jesus Christ.
混蛋 Fucker.
好了 我放她回去了 Well, here's your faggot back.
等你想要真男人的时候给我打电话 Why don't you give me a call when you're ready for a real man
我们快活快活 and we can have some fun, then.
没问题 老兄 Sure dude, no problem.
-约翰 -别碰他 - John! - Don't touch him.
我们不是基佬 是拉拉 你个白痴渣滓 Hey, we're not faggot, we're dykes, you assholes.
妈的 Fuck you!
希望他没事 I hope he's allright.
靠 该弄把真枪的 Fuck, it should have been a real gun.
各位女孩 男孩 流氓 变态 Girls, boys, punks, freaks,
小攻小受 国王王后 变装癖 暴露狂 butches, femmes, kings, queens, trannies, trainees,
女士们 先生们 ladies and gentlemen...
我是比利·布雷克 今晚的司仪 I am Billie Blaikie, your host for this evening
欢迎来到行星咖啡一年一度的豪赌之夜 and welcome to the Planet first annual casno night:
山寨拉斯维加斯 Vulva Las Vegas!
让我们欢迎可爱的小DJ 卡门 And let's hear for our cute little DJ, Carmen!
今晚所有的收入都将捐给 Anyway, the money we're gonna raise tonight
洛杉矶艾滋病防控中心 will go to AIDS project L.A.
让我们为艾滋病防控中心鼓掌 Let's hear for AIDS project... Yes.
这比你们往色情网站 And that's a much much better cause
下流女孩身上砸钱 than the porn websites
要高尚得多 you spent your money on you, dirty dirty girls.
再过一会 所有的赌博项目都将结束 In a few moments, all bets will be off
因为盛大的演出就要开始 'cause the big show is about to start
抓紧时间再玩几把 亲们 So, get your last few games in, my darlings.
你这个下流女孩 You, dirty, dirty, dirty girl.
至于我嘛 要去做点运动 And as for me, I'm off to a little league game.
来吧 Oh, come on.
留下来的都是大美女 There's grand tall women left.
来嘛 轻松点拉拉们 我知道你们 Come on, loosen up lesbians, I know you don't want to talk about
不想谈论阳具和套套 对吧 that cock and condom stuff, do you?
对 你们想好好玩一把 是吧 No, you wanna celebrate a snatch, don't you?
你们崇尚阴道 You wanna venerate the vagina.
你们赞美玉户 You wanna praise the pussy.
剩下的其他人也和你们一样喜欢 Well, rest assured we wanna all praise the pussy here.
大家尽情畅饮 Ok, keep drinking everybody
因为你们清楚畅饮后会发生什么 'cause you know what happens when you keep drinking,
人人都更漂亮 Everyone looks cuter.
另外 钱在这里 And PS : Here's the money.
你觉得这里是吗 Do you think this is it?
是的 一看就是个典型的小镇同志吧 Yeah, it looks like a typical small-town gay bar.
来 我们进去 Come on, let's get inside.
我有个灵感 试试红色32 It's just an idea... Try 32 red.
不 不 这些是你的筹码 No, no, these are your chips, really
拿去玩吧 Just take them and try.
下注吧 贝特 你今晚看起来运气很好 Bet the lot, Bett. You look lucky tonight.
当然了 是我妹妹嘛 下注吧 She's lucky, she's my sister. Come on girl.
-下吧 -下吧 - Come on. - Come on girl.
-好 好吧 -好 开始吧 - Ok, alright. - Alright, here we go.
全下了 再给我些钱 Load it up. Gimme more money.
红色32 32 red.
天啊 我居然赢了 Oh my God, I actually won.
恭喜 Eh, congratulations
谢谢 Thanks you.
干得好 Nice job.
-不 不 这是你的 -你拿着吧 - No, no, no, no, this is yours - Oh, I want you to have it.
发口交套了 女士们 注意安全 Dental dams, ladies, safe. Keep it safe, keep it safe.
谢谢 Thanks.
我现在就可以用吧 Hey, I could use a few of those over here, huh?
你就是我的猛兽 Who's my tiger?
两杯龙舌兰来了 女士们 And two more tequila here, ladies.
我知道今晚你们会有好事 I think I know who'll be taking whom home tonight.
什么意思啊 What does that mean?
我们走 姑娘 Let's go, my girlfriend.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - hey.
想跳舞吗 Wanna dance?
来 Come on.
-再来两杯龙舌兰 -龙舌兰 好的 - Two more tequilas. - Tequila? Sure babe.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢谢 Thank you.
打扰下 我们可以走了吗 Excuse me. Hi, can we go?
这就走 Now?
是啊 你叫什么 Yeah, if...what's your name?
卡特里娜 Katrina.
卡特里娜 希望你别介意 Yeah, Katrina, if you don't mind.
对不起 我不知道你们两个是一起的 I'm sorry, I didn't know you two were together.
-我们不是 -我们不是 - We're not - We're not.
拜 Bye.
你见到大卫了吗 他来了吗 Have you seen David yet? Is he here?
我还没见到他 No, I haven't seen him.
根本没见他露面 I haven't seen him at all.
你觉得怎么样 So, what do you think ?
比利这个人 What do you think of Billy?
今晚人满为患 Well, the place is packed.
怎么 你不喜欢他吗 What? You don't like him?
"我正要去做点运动" "I'm on my way to a little league game."
他是在说笑 玩笑而已 He was just playing. It was a joke.
连冷笑话都算不上 It's not even remotely funny.
帅哥们 隆重请出山寨猫王 Dolls, I give you Elvis,
和基藤小姐 the King and Miss Kitten Witherhip herself.
安·玛格丽特 Ann Margaret!
谢谢比利 Thanks, Billy.
大家好 扭动 扭动 Oh, hi there, Twist, twist.
看看这个地方 猫王 闪亮登场 Look at this place, Elvis, gonna blow out.
这里怎么了 Woh, what's going on in here ?
嗨 大卫 Hey, David.
看起来太可怕了 It looks like a nightmare.
行星咖啡的又一个狂野之夜 Well, this is another wild night at the planet.
她说你找我有事 She said you wanted to talk to me ?
对 是的 Yeah, yeah, I do.
嗨 大卫 Hey, David!
你觉得怎么样 So? What do you think?
我觉得他们 都是变态 I think that they're... they're freaks.
这种低俗的东西把变态们 And this kind of non-sense attracts freaks
都引到了这个高雅的地方 to one's respectable establishement.
你懂什么 You know what?
有那么片刻我都想上你了 阳光型男 For a minute I was seriously considering shagging you, Mr. Izod.
但你这人可真不怎么样 But you're not a very nice fellow, are you?
比利 这位是大卫·沃德 基特的儿子 Billy, this is David Ward. This is Kit's son.
目眩神迷了吧 黑星星 Enchant? then, Dark Star.
大卫 这位是比利·布雷克 And David, this is Billy Blaikie,
我新请的经理 my... new manager.
哦 你不会后悔的 亲爱的 Oooh... You won't regret it, my darling.
回见 See you later.
新请的经理 Your new manager?
大卫 别太早下结论 David, don't you go pass a judgment on him.
那人为这里做了很多事 比起... That man has done more for this community than...
基特 基特 大卫有权发表意见 Kit, Kit... David has the right to his opinion.
当然 不过我也要说两句 I know he does. But you know, let me tell you something.
我很高兴看到 It gives me great joy
客人们在这里欢笑 聚会 to see this people in here laughing and partying
过热爱的生活 热爱所过的生活 and living the life they love and loving the life they live.
我肯定你做不到这一点 对吧 And I can see that you just can't get done with that, can you?
是的 妈妈 我做不到 No mom, I can't get done with that.
把这个给我 Just... give me that.
二位 回见 See you both later.
基特 明天罗伯塔·克里来的时候 Kit, I really need him to be there tomorrow
我需要他到场 when Roberta Colly shows up.
我知道 我知道 好吧 I know, I know, okay?
我会跟他说 I'll talk to him.
我只想休息一会 可以吗 I just need to sleep a little, okay?
他真是个傲慢的小刺头 He's such an arrogant little prick.
告诉我你到底要怎样 Are you gonna tell me what you want?
别只是坐在那里怪里怪气 一言不发 Or you're just gonna sit there, acting all weird and silent ?
你什么意思啊 什么叫我要怎样 What do you mean... "what do I want"?
你说不想做我的女友 I mean you say you don't wanna be my girlfriend
然后背着我又怪里怪气 争风吃醋 and then you got a weird and jealous girlfriend on me back there
只是 You know...It was...
心里很乱 it was fucked up.
你想做我的情妇吗 珍妮 Do you wanna be my outlaw girlfriend, Jenny?
或者只做朋友 Do you wanna be my friend?
还是只是想做我路上的床伴 Do you just wanna be my fuck buddy on the road?
你到底想怎样 What do you want?
我想要你靠墙站着 I want you to get up against the wall.
-去啊 -好吧 - Go on. - Alright.
现在解开衬衫 Now open your shirt.
拉开 Open.
说你想我上你 Tell me you want me to fuck you.
你从不让我上你 You never let me fuck you.
不 No.
不行 I can't.
对不起 I'm sorry.
靠 Fuck.
对不起 I'm sorry.
过来 来啊 Come here. Come on.
蒂娜 Tina?
你睡着了吗 You're awake?
我很害怕 I'm scared.
没事的 宝贝 It's ok, baby.
要是我不能收养她呢 What if I can't adopt her?
要是我找不到真正喜欢的工作呢 What if I cant' find the job that I really love?
要是我失去房子呢 What if I lose the house?
我觉得 I feel like...
我觉得一切都脱离了我的掌控 I feel like I don't have any control over anything.
我是说 我不知道我们会怎样 I mean, I don't know what's going on with us?
我不知道如果一切都改变了 I don't know if it's just all the changes and...
蒂娜 Tina?
你好啊 小黑丫 Hey, little foxy brunette.
-你长的真像我 是吧 -看到了吧 - You do look like me, don't you? - You see?
我说什么她都不听 She's not listening to anything I say.
我听到了 Oh, I heard you.
他们让我这段时间服用点黄体酮 I am supposed to take progesterone to help me with the crisis.
那你的问题该吃点什么才能解决呢 But what are you gonna take to help you with you "bigotery"
基特 我们说好了的 Kit! I thought we agreed.
对不起 我错了 I'm sorry, you're right.
我们得把这些都放一放 We are going to put this all behind us
才能一致对外 so we can agree to disagree
大卫今天才能帮到我们 so David would help us today.
好吧 说说今天让我来做什么 Ok, so... tell me why I'm here.
我能帮点什么忙 女士们 What can I do for you, ladies?
嗯 Well...
大卫 你想抱抱她吗 David... Hey, do you want to hold her for a little while?
到大卫叔叔那里去一会儿 Go to your uncle David, for a little while.
过会儿有个女人要过来 There's a woman coming over and, uh, in just a little while
我们想让她看到你跟安婕莉卡相处融洽 And we wanted her to see how great you are with Angelica.
我能知道原因吗 You mind if I ask why ?
她是领养中心的社工 She's our adoption case worker and..
今天第二次来家访 and she's making her second home visit today
她最关心的就是... And one of her big concerns is wether or not...
她已经到了吗 Is that her already ?
-天啊 -等一下 等等 - My God. - Just wait, wait, wait.
她最 嗯 One of her, uh,
关心的是安婕莉卡的 big concerns was whether or not
生活里是否有个男性家长 Angelica had an important man in her life
我们认为让她看见你跟安婕莉卡 and we just thought it would reassure her
在一起 就能打消她的疑虑 to let her see you with Angelica.
这样她就以为你是安婕莉卡的家长 So that she could see that you're Angelica's main man.
明白我们在说什么吗 You know what I'm saying?
你好 罗伯塔 Hi, Roberta.
我现在没事了 I should be alright now.
需要帮助请通知我们 女士 Ok, let us know if you need more help, ma'ame.
我们就在附近 We're just in the neighbourhood.
谢谢 你真是太好心了 Thank you, you're too kind.
对不起 我帮不了 Sorry, I can't.
帮不了是什么意思 What do you mean you can't ?
罗伯塔 还记得基特·波特吧 Roberta, you remember Kit Porter.
贝特的姐姐 Bette's sister.
这是他儿子 大卫 安婕莉卡的表哥 And this is her son, David, Angelica's cousin.
我不赞成同志收养孩子 I don't believe in gay adoption.
我认为孩子需要在 I think that a child is best raised
有父母双亲的环境下成长 having both a... mother and a father
我认为她在这个缺乏传统观念的 And I think that she will suffer later on
家庭中生活迟早会遭罪的 in the absence of tradionnal family values.
所以我认为在这里配合你们演戏 So I'm afraid that it would be hypocritical of me to
是一种不道德的行为 stand here and to forge for you.
尤其还当着政府官员的面 Especially in front of a government official.
对不起 Sorry.
很高兴见到你 女士 It's nice to meet you ma'ame.
我很高兴你们家里还有人 I'm glad to see someone in your family
对政府抱有基本的尊敬 has proper respect for the government.
这幅作品叫"终极爱国行为" This is called The Ultimate Patriotic Act.
由一名"游击队女孩"创作 It's by a guerrilla girl.
我喜欢 I love it.
蒂娜很讨厌 Tina hates it.
是吗 她不喜欢这些 What, she hates this piece?
很好 我们就是要作品引起强烈反响 Well, that's good, we want the work to release strong reactions.
不该我的生活伴侣来提 我希望她支持我 Not from my life partner. I want my partner to support me.
什么 无条件支持吗 What? Inconditionally?
不知道 我是说 Well, I don't know. I mean...
为什么我就不能指望 why shouldn't I expect the person
这个世界上最亲密的人 that I'm closest to in the world
用我的视角看待事物 to try to see things from my point of view,
而不是始终针对我 instead of challenging me
质疑我的想法 and questioning my convictions all the time?
我真的受够了那样 彻底受够了 I, really, I get enough of that, from the world at large.
你和蒂娜还好吗 Are you and Tina okay?
我是说 养个孩子是很难 I mean, I know it's hard with a new baby.
我们很少说话 We don't really talk anymore,
总是为了钱争吵 we just have arguments for money,
为了保姆争吵 arguments about baby-sitters,
为了母乳喂养 时间安排争吵 arguments about breast-feedings, schedules...
我们今早和领养中心社工 We had this hideous meeting
碰了个面 可怕极了 with the adoption social worker this morning.
对不起 我很抱歉 乔 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Joy, you really
你现在没必要听我说这些 don't need this right now.
我还要给你看两幅作品 Look, I have two other pieces that I can show you
你跟蒂娜谈过吗 Have you talk to Tina?
也许你们可以一起去见见医生 Maybe if the two of you saw someone together.
我们进行过治疗 We've been to therapy.
我们3年内看了3个专家 We've seen 3 differents therapists in 3 years so...
贝特 你听说过马克·艾普斯汀吗 Bette, have you ever heard of Mark Epstein?
是艺术家吗 Is he an artist?
他今晚有个讲座 He's giving a talk tonight.
他是位精神科医生 He's a psychiatrist.
同时也是著名的佛学家和作家 But he's also an eminent buddhist philosopher and author.
啊 "精神冥想法" Oh, right. "Pure a thought without a thinker".
我记得刚来纽约那会儿 人人都在读这个 I remember everybody was reading that when I first moved to New York.
他出了本新书 Well, he's got a new book.
名叫 "释放欲望" It's called "Open to desire".
"释放欲望" Open to desire?
我以为佛教信奉的是 I thought... I thought buddhisme was about
六根清净 我以为欲望是 freedom for desire. I thought desire was supposed to be
邪恶的根源 the root of all evil or something.
马克对这个主题有很多想法 Mark's got lot of sense to subject.
也许能引起你的共鸣 I think it might resonate for you.
夏恩 夏恩 出来 Shane? Shane, come out.
出来 让我看看 Come on out, let me see.
天啊 你就像5岁的小姑娘 Oh my God. You look like you're five.
我就像个糖果玩偶 I feel like a pinata.
你太小了 做不了糖果玩偶 You're too small to be a pinata
最多就是个婚礼蛋糕上的小人偶 but how about the top of the training wedding cake?
-你都不帮我 -对不起 宝贝 - You're not helping me. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry baby,
这很有趣 不是吗 that wasn't funny, was it?
让我看看 Let me see.
挺好的 Well, it's ok.
过来 来 感觉好些了吗 Oh, come here, come here. This is help you at all?
-没有 -没有吗 - No. - No?
[西班牙语ing...] Quiero lamer te hasta que te vengas en mi boca mil veces.
什么意思 What does that mean?
我要让你在我舌尖融化 I'm gonna lick you until you come in my mouth a thousand times.
-穿什么鞋呢 -什么 - What are we gonna do about the shoes? - What?
你不能穿这双鞋 你得换一双 You can't wear those shoes, you have to change them
-不 -要换 待在这 - No! - Yes, stay here,
我去给你拿一双恰恰高跟鞋 I'm gonna get a pair of chacha heel.
你好啊 你是谁啊 Hi. Hey there, who are you?
我是罗兰德 你是小丑吗 Roland. Are you the clown?
我是寿星 罗兰德 I'm the birthday girl, Roland.
好吧 对 我就是小丑 And yes, yes I am the clown.
妈咪 妈咪 小丑来啦 Mummy, mummy, the clown is here.
我的天啊 夏恩 Oh my God, Chane,
你看起来真漂亮 大家看啊 you look so bonita. Look everybody.
大家好 Hola everyone.
这是卡门的朋友夏恩 她穿的是我的衣服哦 This is Carmen's friend, Chane. She's wearing my dress.
玛丽瑟拉在哪里 Where is Marisela?
她难道不过来跟我们一起准备吗 Shouldn't she be here get ready with the rest of us ?
可能在外面抽烟 Probably outside smoking cigarette
就像你在你的成人礼上做的一样 like you did for your quinceanera.
你还好意思说 Aye, caya te liosa
卡门 Carmen...
你老妈当年和里卡多·洛佩兹 Your mama was at Ricardo Lopez car
在车上偷情 教堂关门了都不知道 making out with him up untill the chruch was sealed.
妈咪 你从未告诉我那个故事 Mamita, you'd never told me that story!
-因为那不是真的 -得了 事实就是那样 - That's because it wasn't truly, huh ? - Si, es la veridad.
-卡门在成啥礼上表现好吗 -成人礼 - Was Carmen good during her quin... quince... - Quincenera.
-是的 成人礼 -她一直是个天使 - Yeah, quinceanera. - She was an angel, always.
卡门最受大家欢迎 对吧宝贝儿 Carmen was the nunes' favourite. Isn't that true, Carmencita?
好了 该夏恩了 过来夏恩 Ok, it's Chane's turn now. Come on Chane.
妈妈 不要 Oh, mama, no!
这么漂亮的脸蛋 我会让你更漂亮 Such a pretty face. I'll make you look beautiful, come.
没事的 没事的 It's ok, it's ok.
夏恩 你的头发有点不齐 Shane, your hair is a little uneven,
需我帮你修一下吗 but you want me to... cut it straight?
不用 No.
我是说 谢谢你 真的不用 I mean, no, Thank you, I think.
好吧 Okay.
很好 谢谢 It's good, thanks.
我还有招 I have another idea.
姑娘们 抱歉打扰一下 Girls, sorry to intrude
我们现在有点麻烦 but we have a bit of a disaster on our hands.
食物很恶心 大家都很饿 我们知道 The food is disgusting and people are starving. We're aware.
事实上 是艾丽丝 Actually, it's Alice.
她误会了 She was under the misapprehension
以为这是为她举办的生日会 that this was a surprise birthday party for her.
该死 今天是艾丽丝的生日 我忘了 Oh, shit. It's Alice birthday, I forgot.
我也是 Me too.
该死连瓶啤酒都没有 Where the fuck around here to get a beer.
抱歉 幼儿聚会 Sorry, kiddy party...
大家过来 Hey, everybody.
该吃蛋糕喽 It's time for the cake.
生日快乐 Happy birthday!
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
太酷了 That's really cool.
我能抱她吗 Can I have her?
你想吹蜡烛吗 Do you wanna blow out the candles?
准备好长大了吗 Ready for a big girl?
耶 Yeah!
夏恩 Shane?
夏恩 Shane!
给你介绍一个人 There's somebody I want you to meet.
这位是路易斯 This is Luis.
-你好 -你好 - Hello. - Hello.
跳舞去吧 Go on. Dance.
跳舞 Dance.
怎么了 路易斯 What's up, Luis?
我爱她 I love her.
你说谁 Who's that?
我爱卡门 I love Carmen.
我从小就喜欢她 I love her since I was a little boy.
但她只当我是普通朋友 She wants to see me as a friend.
也许你能帮我美言几句 Maybe you can talk to her for me?
梅瑟黛斯说你是她最好的朋友 Mercedes says your her best friend.
请你转告她我爱她 You could tell her I love her.
路易斯 You know Luis, uh...
也许你对卡门的这种感觉 Maybe these feelings you have for Carmen...
卡门并没有 Maybe, there're not the same for her.
不介意我打断你们吧 Mind if I cut in?
好 Okay.
你不觉得这有点冒险吗 You don't think this is a little risky?
我没有告诉你 Oh, I didn't tell you that... uh
在拉丁文化里 两个女孩跳舞很正常 In latino culture, It's okay if two girls dance with each other.
并不代表是同性恋 It's not exactly queer.
-你就择其所用了 -是的 - You left that part out, huh. - Yes, I did.
我喜欢的你的头发 I love your hair.
你欠我 You owe me.
我知道 谢谢你 I know, thank you.
不用谢 You're welcome.
非常感谢你 安格斯 希望你过得开心 Thank you so much Angus. I hope you had a good time.
我碰到了前任女友 I ran into an ex of mine.
事实上 我的三任前女友现在都是拉拉 In fact, three of my ex girlfriends are now lesbians.
真算的上是个记录了 Oh, that's quite a record.
怎么说呢 我能吸引那些 What can I say, I'm attracted to women
喜欢女性的女人 who like to go down on other women.
我们想问你些事 We wanna ask you someting.
好 Ok.
蒂娜和我考虑 Tina and I are thinking about
给安婕莉卡雇个保姆 只是兼职 hiring a nanny for Angelica, just part time.
我们听说你在找兼职工作 And we know that you're looking for part time work.
我们觉得在安婕莉卡生活中有个男人 And we just think it would be great for Angelica
对她大有益处 to have a man in her life.
我是指能跟她亲近的人 You know, I mean, somebody that she's close to.
扎脸的胡茬 Scratchy face...
我完全明白你们的意思 荣幸之至 I know exactly what you mean. I... I'd be honoured.
太好了 Great.
谢谢你们 Thanks guys.
真是个很棒的生日 That was an awesome birthday.
不客气 You're welcome.
我想我大概有47分钟没有想达娜 And I don't think I thought of Dana for like 47 minutes, kinda.
-很棒吧 -对 太棒了 - It's good, right? - Yeah, it's really good.
今天怎么样 宝贝 你累坏了 How was it today, baby, you're really tired.
乔治一直在给我施压 I know, George is kicking my butt.
真奇怪 他比我还想让我 It's wired, it's like he wants me
赢得这场比赛 to win this tournament more than I do.
格兰曼医生怎么说 Hey, what did Dr Granman say?
靠 全忘了 Shit. Forgot.
达娜 你知道我为了让你见他 Dana do you have any idea how hard it was
费了多大劲吗 for me to get you that appointment?
我答应宴请他和他妻子 I had to promise to cater a private dinner for him and his wife
就为了让你能排在六月前 just to get you in there before June.
不是吧 Oh, no.
你知道的 30号 And you know, that at 30,
你要去参加一个考试 你知道的 you should go and get an exam. you know that.
我知道 只是 对不起 我 I know, it's just... I'm sorry, I just
我从没遇到过男性妇科医生 I've never been to a male Gyno before.
我觉得很怪 I think it's wired
就是不想那些男人看我的咪咪 and I don't want some dude looking at my woodle.
看你的咪咪 looking up your woodle?
那你怎么不去找个女医生呢 Well then, why don't you just go to a lady doctor?
好 Okay.
去找吧 好吗 But just go, okay?
我记得贝特和蒂娜有女医生 Yes, I think Bette and Tina have a lady doctor.
我明天给她打电话 I'll call her tomorrow, okay?
这是什么 熊之夜是什么 What is this? What's bear night?
会很有趣吧 来吧 This will be fun. Come on.
太棒了 This is great.
我家里的每个人都喜欢你 Okay, every single person in my family adores you.
我妈妈铁定喜欢你 My mother, she absolutely loves you.
我也喜欢他们 I love them too.
真的 You do?
但如果他们知道我上了他们女儿 Hmm, but I wonder how much they'd love me
还会不会再喜欢我 if they knew I was fucking their daughter.
今晚还不知道谁上谁呢 Well I wonder who's gonna be doing the fucking tonight,
因为你打扮得那么花枝招展 because you looked pretty girlly in that dress you had.
你才是花枝招展呢 You look a little girlly yourself.
不 不 别接 No no no, don't answer.
要是有紧急情况呢 What if that's an emergency?
不 不 不 No no no no.
嗨 珍妮 Hi, Jenny.
你没事吧 Huh, Yeah, are you okay?
我很好 千万别担心 Yeah I'm fine, no no no no no don't worry.
我们只是随便逛逛 Yeah, we're just taking our time.
我们要在这里待上些时日 We're gonna be there in a couple of days.
我朋友莫里拉决定 Oh, my friend Moira decided
开着她的皮卡车来次旅行 to take her pickup truck and we're driving accross country now.
什么 我的女友 别挂 What? My girlfriend? Hang on.
喂 莫里拉 你是我女友吗 Excuse me, Moira? Are you my girlfriend?
我们不知道 We don't know.
欲望不是问题 It's not desire that's the problem,
我的一位老师曾如是说 one of my teachers used to say.
而是你们的欲望太少了 It's that your desires are too small.
意识的转变在于理解世界的方法 This shift in consciousness is what links the worlds of art,
即治疗和冥想 therapy and meditation.
詹姆斯·乔斯把这种精神状态 James Joyce described the mental posture
描述为对事物的关注 required to appreciate a work of art as beholding.
如果你任其吸引就会堕落 If you pull it to close it becomes pornography.
如果你过于克制就是苛责 And if you distance yourself, it becomes criticism.
性感老爹2：我硬了
林赛76：我以为这里是朋友们聊天的地方
性感老爹2：这么晚了没人聊天
性感老爹2：告诉我你想要什么
林赛76：我不想这样
性感老爹2：你就是想我上你
林赛76：我不知道 我不确定
林赛76：我不是为此而来
性感老爹2：我下面硬了 告诉我你想被插
性感老爹2：喂 你还在吗
林赛76：是的
林赛76：我想你上我