===片名：副总统=== 青岛润捷科技编辑整理
你可知道 ? Don't you know
我依然为你心动 ? That I still care for you?
把你... ? Send me...
晚上好 警官 How you doin' tonight, officer?
请你下车 I'm gonna need you to get outta the car.
? 所以亲爱的 ? So darling...
行了 出来吧 Come on. Let's get out.
? 我也能做个好梦 ? I can dream upon it too
- 让开 - 冲 快冲 Move! -agent 2: go! Go!
让开 安全 Move! It's clear.
-让开 - 安全 -Move, move, move. -Clear!
- 动作都快点 - 所有人让开 -Let's go, let's go! -Move! Move! Move! Move!
一架飞机刚刚撞上国防部大楼 A plane just struck the Pentagon.
一定要确保电话能打通 Let's make sure those phone lines are working.
电话正常 长官 Phones are go, sir.
SVTC 先联系FAA The SVTC. Let's contact the FAA,
查清楚还有多少飞机正在飞行 find out how many planes are in the air.
好的 长官 Yes, sir.
让这些电视工作起来 Let's get these televisions working.
请帮我转到总统 May I get the president on the line, please?
我们的飞机正在 飞行 但没有地方降落 We got planes in the air and nowhere for them to land.
还有一架飞往宾夕法尼亚州的飞机 I still have one plane unaccounted for
依然下落不明 flying over Pennsylvania.
我需要许可让他们在 I need permission for them to land
一个加拿大机场降落 at a Canadian airport.
…巨大的飞机 非常快 ...very large plane. It was going fast.
按计划飞往宾夕法尼亚州 Flying over Pennsylvania on course.
还有三架飞机下落不明 And three other planes are unaccounted for.
五架飞机下落不明 I'm seeing five planes unaccounted for.
不 不对 四架 No! Scratch that. I'm seeing four!
北美防空联合司令部的电话 I have NORAD on the line.
没错 他是 没错 That is correct. He is. That is correct.
副总统先生 总统在一号线 Mr. Vice President, POTUS on line one, sir.
总统先生 Mr. President.
情况非常不稳定 The situation is, uh, extremely fluid.
我强烈建议你不要降落 I strongly recommend you stay in the air.
我把 呃 国会领导层隔离了 I have, uh, sequestered congressional leadership.
好的 Okay, then.
长官 唐纳德 拉姆斯菲尔德 Sir, Donald Rumsfeld is
在国防部的三号线 at the Pentagon on line three.
- 这个吗 - 没错 长官 -That? -Mm-hmm. Yes, sir.
迪克 还有客机在飞行吗 Dick, are there still passenger planes in the air?
我需要规则 I need rules of engagement.
我们再打给总统吧 长官 Let's get the President back on line, sir.
你有权利击落任何一架 You have authorization to shoot down
被视为威胁的飞机 any aircraft deemed a threat.
总统授权吗 Presidential authority?
没错 所有指令均为UNODIR That is correct. All orders are UNODIR.
什么是UNODIR 长官 "Unodir," sir?
除非另作指示 Unless otherwise directed.
在这恐怖的一天里 By all accounts of what people saw
人们在这个房间里 in that room on that terrible day,
看到了迷惑... there was confusion...
恐惧... fear...
不确定性 uncertainty.
但是迪克 切尼看到了 But Dick Cheney saw something else
其他人看不到的东西 that no one else did.
他看到了机遇 He saw an opportunity.
随着世界变得越来越混乱 As the world becomes more and more confusing,
我们倾向于关注 we tend to focus on the things
眼前的事物... that are right there in front of us...
而忽视了能真正改变人们生活的 while ignoring the massive forces
巨大力量 that actually change and shape our lives.
随着人们工作时间越来越长 And with people working longer and longer hours,
薪水缺越来越少 for less and less,
当我们有空的时候 when we do have free time,
我们最不想要的就是 the last thing we want is
对政府的复杂分析 complicated analysis of our government,
游说 lobbying,
国际交易条约 international trade agreements,
和税收法案 and tax bills.
所以当一个单调的 So it's no surprise
官僚主义副总统真正掌权时 that when a monotone,
我们什么都没发现 bureaucratic vice president came to power,
不用惊喜-- we hardly noticed--
…当他达到了 ... as he achieved a position of authority
美国史上只有极少数人实现过的 that very few leaders
权威地位 in the history of America ever have--
这些减税措施-- These tax cuts are--
…开始吧 -那是你他妈的-- ...get this started? -That's for your fucking--
我快他妈死了 I'm fucking dying!
他在神不知鬼不觉中 Forever changing the course of history
永久地改变了 for millions and millions of lives.
数百万人的历史进程 And he did it like a ghost,
大多数人都不知道他是谁 with most people having no idea who he is
或者他是从哪来的 or where he came from.
他是如何变成今天这样的呢 How does a man go on to become who he is?
一切都始于1963... Well, it starts in 1963...
迪克最爱的女孩 琳恩 when Dick's best girl, Lynne,
在科罗拉多大学得了A was getting straight A's at Colorado College.
琳恩帮助迪克在耶鲁大学获得了奖学金… Lynne had helped Dick get a scholarship at Yale...
在那里 他喝酒比上课还多 where he did way more drinking than class attending.
很快 他就被开除了 Pretty soon, Dick got the boot.
当时 人们会把他这样的人 Back then, they would've called
叫做废物 a guy like him a ne'er-do-well.
用今天的说法 In today's parlance,
人们会叫他人渣 they would just call him a dirtbag.
有人受伤了 Man down!
他的腿看起来像猫王在跳舞 His leg looks like an Elvis dance move.
谁来给这个可怜的混蛋一点酒喝 Somebody give that poor son of a bitch a shot of whiskey.
行了 回去干活吧 All right, back to work.
我说了 回去干活 I said, back to work.
把他带回镇里 给他塞五块钱 Take him into town, put five dollars in his pocket.
然后找个人明天来顶他 Find another man for tomorrow.
救命 Somebody help.
你有什么问题吗 切尼 You got a problem, Cheney?
没有 老大 No, sir.
我们现在是朋友了吗 Are we becoming friends?
你能别碰我了吗 Will you stop touching me?
啥 What?
你能拿我怎么办呢 耶鲁先生 What are you gonna do about it, Mr. Yale?
你他妈能拿我怎么办 耶鲁先生 来啊 The fuck you gonna do about it, Mr. Yale? Come on!
就是这样 There you go.
把你的枕头 ? Send me the pillow
送给我 ? That you dream on
你可知道我依然为你心动 ? Don't you know I still care for you? ?
把… ? Sen...
两次了 Two times.
两次了 Two times!
我还得把你从监狱里拖出来 I have to drag you out of that jail
像个肮脏的流浪汉 like a filthy hobo.
对不起 琳恩 I'm sorry, Lynne.
什么 What?
-你刚才说什么 -对不起 琳尼 -What did you just say? -I'm sorry, Lynnie.
你现在知道对不起了 别叫我“琳妮” You're sorry? Don't call me "Lynnie."
对不起 You're sorry.
一次 你还能说“对不起” One time is "I'm sorry."
两次我就觉得我当初是不是选错了人 Two times makes me think that I've picked the wrong man.
你已经因为喝酒和打架 You already got your ass thrown out of Yale
被耶鲁开除了 for drinking and fighting.
你现在就准备当个 And now you're just going to be a lush
给州里挂电线的醉汉吗 that hangs power lines for the state?
你准备一辈子住在一辆拖车里吗 Are you gonna live in a trailer?
我们是不是要生十个孩子 这就是你的计划吗 We're gonna have ten kids? Is that the plan?
我们能晚点再说吗 求你了 Can we discuss this later, please?
不行 我们就得现在说清楚了 No, we're gonna discuss this right now
就算你现在闻着像呕吐物 while you smell like vomit
和廉价酒 and cheap booze.
- 迪克要喝点咖啡吗 - 什么东西 -Does Dick want some coffee? -What?
妈 出去 Mom, get out!
出去啊 “迪克要喝点咖啡吗” Get out. "Does Dick want some coffee?"
我真的服了 Jesus Christ!
行吧 我是这么打算的 Okay. Here's my plan.
你在听吗 All right?
要么你挺起腰板… Either you stand up straight...
好好做人... and you get your back straight...
拿出勇气来变得更好 and you have the courage to become someone,
要么我走 or I'm gone.
我知道十几个人 I know a dozen guys
还有几个学校的教授都想追我 and a few professors at school who would date me.
我爱你 琳恩 I love you, Lynne.
那就证明给我看 Then prove it!
证明给我看 Prove it!
我不能... I can't...
去读藤校 go to a big Ivy League school,
我也不能开一家公司或者当市长 and I can't run a company or be mayor.
这个世界上女人就是这样 That's just the way the world is for a girl.
我需要你 I need you.
但你现在就是个尿骚味的大胖子 And right now you are a big, fat, piss-soaked zero.
我 我见过我妈以前整晚不睡 I've, I've seen my mom waitin' up all night
就为了等我爸回家 for my father to get home.
我也见过我爸在家里喝酒 And I've seen my father drunk in this house
骂人 甚至还打人 and raising his voice and way worse,
我是绝对不会走我妈的老路的 绝对不会 and I am not dancing that dance anymore. I'm not.
你知道为什么我上了她吗 You know why I fuck her?
绝对不会 I'm not.
所以你能改变吗 So can you change?
我是在等你改变 还是在他妈的浪费时间 Can you change, or am I wasting my goddamn time?
我不会再让你失望了 琳恩 I won't ever disappoint you again, Lynne.
你因努力工作 勤劳奉献 You were chosen because of your hard work,
而被选中 your diligence, and dedication.
简单点说 你们就是美国最好最聪明的 Stated simply, you are America's best and brightest.
让我们一起前进 共同学习 为国奉献 So let's go forward and learn and be of service.
上帝保佑你们 God bless you all
也保佑这个伟大的 呃 国家 and God bless this great nation.
现在 我想给大家介绍几个-- And now, I'd like to introduce some-- a young man from Illinois
一个来自伊利诺斯州的小伙 who has done quite well for himself
他在首都混的挺好 here in the Capitol.
唐纳德 拉姆斯菲尔德代表 Representative Donald Rumsfeld.
鲍勃有没有跟你们说过这份实习工作 Did Bob tell you that this internship is a great honor?
是你们的荣誉 Huh?
他说过吗 Did he?
说过是吗 Huh? Yeah?
其实 不是的 Well, it's not.
这种工作我们在海军的时候都叫狗屎 It's what we called in the Navy a "shit detail."
唐纳德 拉姆斯菲尔德 Donald Rumsfeld,
人们也叫他“拉米” or "Rummy," as they called him,
层是普林斯顿大学摔跤队队长 was the former captain of the Princeton wrestling team
以及一名优秀的海军喷气式飞机驾驶员 and an elite navy jet pilot.
大多数国会议员像斧头一样使用他们的权力 Most congressmen use their power like an axe.
最好最聪明 Best and brightest.
拉姆斯菲尔德就不一样 Rumsfeld, on the other hand, used his--
在哪呢 Where?
...他就像蝴蝶刀大师 ...like a master of the butterfly knife.
所以 就像任何大师 当你挡着他的路了 And, like any master, if you got in his way,
他就会杀了你 he would cut you.
这可以是一个巨大的机会 This can be a great opportunity.
一个机会去 An opportunity to work
在世界上最他妈伟大的国家的 in the hallways of decision-making
决策走廊里工作 in the most powerful country in the goddamn world.
如果这也不能让你渴望 And if that doesn't give you a hard-on,
注：Hard-on也有勃起的意思
我也不知道你想要什么了 I don't know what will.
这还有几位女士在 抱歉 Sorry to the few ladies in the room.
这个项目以前没有女性 现在有了 This program didn't used to have girls, and now it does.
行吧 我是唐 Anyway, I'm Don.
不管你们干什么... Whatever you do...
别给那边的鲍勃干活 don't work for Bob over here.
他得是华盛顿最无聊的人了 He is the most boring son of a bitch in D.C.
你说对吗 鲍勃 Isn't that right, Bob?
行吧 我讲完了 All right, that's it.
去找个国会议员给他倒杯咖啡吧 Go get a congressman a cup of coffee.
如果他老婆来电话了 永远说他在开会 And if his wife calls, he's always in a meeting.
好了 就这样 解散 All right, that's it. Scat.
嘿 我叫艾伦 Hey, I'm Alan.
你就是那个威斯康星大学来的 You're the other guy from the University
没错吧 - 没错 -of Wisconsin, right? -Right.
所以我们两个人有一个 Uh, so one of us is supposed to start
要跟民主党 另一个跟共和党 with a Democrat and the other a Republican.
你介意让我去跟民主党吗 Do you care if I go with the Dem?
因为我在大学的时候跟DNC一起干了挺久的 'Cause I did a lot of work with the DNC on campus, so...
呃 刚刚讲话那个人 他是哪个党的 Um, what party is, uh, the guy we just heard?
街上有三只阴茎在走 Well, there are three penises walking down the street.
嗯 你和另外两只吗 Yeah, you, and who are the other two?
拉姆斯菲尔德是共和党 Rumsfeld is a Republican.
好极了 因为 呃 Perfect. 'Cause, uh...
我就是共和党 that's what I am.
别躲躲藏藏了 他妈的快进来吧 Don't lurk. Come in, damn it.
迪克·切尼 来报道了 Um, Dick Cheney, reporting for work.
你是国会议员 You're congressional relations
社区服务管理局 for my Office of Economic Opportunity,
而你会作为总统的顾问 and you will assist me in my job
帮助我完成我的工作 as counselor to the president.
好的 Right.
我的天哪 你是想让我 Jesus Christ, you want me
把你的手套别在袖子上 to pin your mittens to your sleeves
让你不特么会丢掉他们吗 so you don't fuckin' lose 'em?
- 走 - 是的 先生 -Go. -Yes, sir.
对了 切尼 你单子上有两个酒后驾车的记录 Oh, and Cheney, your two DUIs came up on your transcript.
别担心 我为你担保 Don't worry. I vouched for you.
谢谢您 先生 Thank you, sir.
不用 你还是谢谢你的邻居多蒂 No, thanks are when your neighbor Dottie
第一次翻你呕吐物吧 pulls your pud for the first time.
你欠我的 You owe me.
- 是的 先生 - 快走 -Yes, sir. -Go!
我们部门做的第一件事 The first thing our department did
是对全国的人口分布 was to conduct a sweeping audit
进行全面的审计 at the population distribution across the nation.
你会看到 You will see that
社区服务管理局 the Office of Economic Opportunity benefits...
你是拉姆斯菲尔德的走狗 对吧 You're Rumsfeld's lackey, right?
一定要让他看到这个 Make sure he sees this.
我们得把它放在尼克松的桌子上 好吧 We gotta get that on Nixon's desk, huh?
罗杰·艾尔斯 福克斯新闻的创始人 Roger Ailes, founder of Fox News.
他为尼克松做媒体顾问时 He first pitched the idea as Conservative News
先把这个想法说成是保守的消息 when he worked for Nixon as a media consultant.
嘿 唐 Hey, Don.
罗杰希望尼克松建一个共和党新闻电视网 Roger wants Nixon to start a Republican news TV network.
算了吧 罗杰懂电视 但不懂政治 Forget it. Roger knows TV, but he doesn't know politics.
所以我会做这个燃烧棒的戏法 So I would do this flaming baton trick
而迪克会拿着一桶水在后台等着 And Dick would wait backstage with a bucket of water.
因此我进了州决赛 So I'm at the state finals,
而我扔掉了指挥棒 然后… and I throw up the baton, and...
它没有下来 it doesn't come down.
切尼 你在哪里找到她的 Cheney! Oh. Where did you find her?
它只会损害我们的 It is doing nothing but damage
私人医疗机构 to our private health care institutions.
但我还是获得了第二名 But I still got second place.
白人家庭 男性 White families. Males.
女人 西班牙裔美国人 少数民族 Women. Hispanics. Minorities...
你很安静 我喜欢 You're quiet. I like that.
你不必大张旗鼓地说你有什么 You don't go blabbing about what cards you have.
我大概一个月前错过了我的抽奖机会 I missed my flush draw about a month ago,
但每个人都认为我有同花顺 but everybody still seems to think I have pocket kings
除了他妈的霍尔德曼 except maybe fucking Haldeman.
我主要是玩红心大战 所以我不是… Oh, I mostly play Hearts, so I'm not...
不 不 不 No, no, no.
像唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德这样的人 For a man like Donald Rumsfeld,
他只想从他的走狗那里得到三样东西 he only wanted three things from his lackey.
他不得不闭嘴 He had to keep his mouth shut.
照他说的去做 Do what he was told.
还有永远 永远的忠诚 And always, always be loyal.
意思是尼克松喜欢我 What it means is Nixon likes me,
但他的圈子排斥我 but his circle hates me.
不 我肯定那不是真的 No, I'm sure that's not true.
那么 还会是什么 So, what's it gonna be?
那是 是 还是 否 呢 Is it a "yes" or a "no"?
是 是的 It's a "yes."
你甚至不知道问题是什么 是吗 You don't even know what the question is, do you?
- 我假设是 - 不 不 不 没关系 -I'm assuming it's to-- -No, no, no. It's okay.
这正是我想要的那种 是 That's exactly the kinda "yes" I was looking for.
切尼一直是个一般的学生 Cheney had always been a so-so student
和一个平庸的运动员 and a mediocre athlete.
但现在 他终于找到了命运的归宿 But now, finally, he had found his life's calling.
他将是一个献身于权力的卑微的仆人 He would be a dedicated and humble servant to power.
这是你的新办公室 Here's your new office.
没有窗户 但你所会看到的 No windows, but all you'd see
一群嬉皮士向尼克松发火 are a bunch of hippies flipping off Nixon.
就这样吧 All right, then.
现在 这时候 Now, at this point,
你可能想知道我到底是谁 you're probably wondering who exactly I am.
好吧 让我自我介绍一下 Well, let me introduce myself.
我叫库尔特 My name is Kurt.
我最喜欢的足球队是钢人队 My favorite football team is the Steelers,
我和我儿子 我们爱海绵宝宝 and me and my son, we love SpongeBob.
如果你想知道我怎么知道 And if you're wondering how I know
这么多关于迪克·切尼的事情 so much about Dick Cheney,
好吧 我们是有点关系 well, let's just say we're kind of related.
我们稍后再谈 We'll get to that later.
步枪兵 The Rifleman!
琳妮 Lynnie,
猜猜我从哪里打来的 guess where I'm calling from.
我现在为你感到骄傲 迪克·切尼 I am so proud of you right now, Dick Cheney.
我知道我选对了人 即使我不知道 我也知道 I knew I picked the right man. I knew it even when I didn't.
我们做到了 We did it.
你见到尼克松了吗 Have you seen Nixon? Hmm?
我做到了 我遇见了他 我和他握了手 I did. I met him. I shook his hand.
天哪 而且他打电话给你 Oh, my gosh. And he called you
- 他给了我那个 名字 就像他 -He gave me that, uh-- -By name, like he actually...
他那顽皮的微笑 ...that impish smile of his.
我得掐下自己 I gotta pinch myself.
请原谅我蹩脚的法语 Pardon my French.
这是世界上最特么好的感觉 It is the best fucking feeling in the world.
我只能想象 但我为你感到骄傲 I can only imagine. I am so proud of you.
- 我爱你 - 我们为你感到骄傲 -I love you. -We are proud of you.
你的姑娘们为你骄傲 你为你爸爸骄傲吗 Your girls are proud of you. Are you proud of your daddy?
骄傲 Yes.
你能说你为你爸爸感到骄傲吗 Can you say you're proud of your daddy?
我的爸爸 My daddy.
你为你爸爸感到骄傲 You're proud of your daddy.
我的天 Oh, my goodness.
迪克·切尼的办公室 Dick Cheney's office.
所以 既然我不只是翻牌 So, now that I'm not just flipping cards,
我有一些想法 I have a few ideas.
停下来 Stop.
看见那扇门了吗 See that door?
基辛格的办公室吗 To Kissinger's office?
这是正确的 That's right.
我碰巧知道尼克松现在在里面 I happen to know that Nixon is in there right now.
现在 尼克松为什么 Now, why would Nixon
不是在总统办公室见基辛格 not be meeting Kissinger in the Oval Office?
他在谈话 He's having a conversation
他不想记录在案 he doesn't want to go on the record?
很好 Very good.
谈话内容是什么 What is the conversation?
我们要轰炸柬埔寨 We're going to bomb Cambodia.
那是不可能的 Well, that's impossible.
这需要国会的批准 That needs approval by Congress.
我每天都在那里 I'm over there every day.
他妈的国会 除非你在里面 Oh, fuck Congress. Unless you're in it.
它是地球上最伟大的审议机构 Then it's the greatest deliberative body on earth.
但我们不是 去他妈的 But we're not, so fuck it.
但总统竞选不是为了结束 But didn't the president campaign on ending the--
听我说 听我说 Listen to me, listen to me.
因为现在尼克松 Because of the discussion
和基辛格在那扇门后面 that Nixon and Kissinger are having right now
离我们五英尺远 behind that door
的讨论 five feet away from us,
几天之后 10000英里外 in a couple of days, 10,000 miles away,
一场从20000英尺的 a rain of 750-pound bombs
B-52S战机上降下的 dropped from B-52s
750磅重的炸弹雨 at 20,000 feet,
将袭击整个柬埔寨的村庄和城镇 will hit villages and towns all across Cambodia.
成千上万的人将死去 Thousands will die.
世界将会改变 无论是好是坏 And the world will change, for better or worse.
这就是这座低矮丑陋的大楼里 That is the kind of power that exists
存在的力量 in this squat little ugly building.
干他妈的基辛格 他被高估了 走吧 Screw Kissinger. He's overrated. Let's go.
那么 我们是 So, what are we...
- 你知道 我的意思是 - 快说出来 -Um, you know, I mean-- -Spit it out.
- 你想说什么 - 我们反对消费吗 -What are you trying to say? -Are we against spending?
我们相信什么 What do we believe?
我们相信什么 "What do we believe?"
很好 Oh. That's very good.
我们相信什么 "What do we believe?"
该死 Oh, shit!
就这样 穿过它 Like that, through there.
先要知道鱼想要什么 You find out what the fish want.
这种情况下 是蠕虫 In this case, it's a worm.
然后 我们用它来抓他 And then, uh, we use it to catch him.
看它 看它 Look it. Look it.
爸爸 爸爸 看 Dada. Dada, look.
我们就可以吃饭了 The family gets to eat.
对蠕虫来说 我们玩的把戏够好吗 Is it a good trick we're playing, for the worms?
不好也不坏 这是钓鱼 It's not good or bad. It's fishing.
我不想让这一个受伤 I don't want this one hurt.
迪克接受了一份作为一家大型金融公司的 Dick had taken a job
政治顾问工作 as a political consultant for a large financial firm,
在那里他终于赚了很多钱 where he was finally making good money.
他接受这项工作是因为尼克松的内部圈子 He took the job because Nixon's inner circle
已经受够了唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德 had had enough of Donald Rumsfeld.
我退出 I'm out.
他们要送我去布鲁塞尔 They're sending me to Brussels.
什么 What?
尼克松任命我为北约常驻大使 Nixon is making me permanent ambassador to NATO.
或者他说 Or as he called it...
这他妈的是一个任务 It's a fuck-off assignment.
基辛格和霍尔德曼赢了 Kissinger and Haldeman won.
你为什么不和我一起去 Why don't you come with me?
唐 我有一个四岁和一个七岁的孩子 I got a four and a seven-year-old, Don.
告诉唐我们哪也不去 Tell Don we are not moving
只是因为白宫的每个人都恨他 just because everyone at the White House hates him.
好孩子 Good boy!
这几年我教得很好 I taught you well these past couple of years.
对不起 唐 I'm sorry, Don.
真的对不起 I really am.
别担心 Don't worry.
我就像臭虫 I'm like bedbugs.
你得烧掉床垫才能摆脱我 You'll have to burn the mattress to get rid of me.
迪克作为华盛顿的内部人士 Dick was becoming sharper and sharper
变得越来越敏锐了 as a D.C. insider.
而琳妮开始写文章 And Lynnie had started to write articles
并思索她第一部小说的点子 and explore ideas for her first novel.
迪克 Dick.
然后她收到卡斯帕家里的消息 Then she received news from back home in Casper.
上帝是我的牧人 The Lord is my shepherd.
我不会想要的 I shall not want.
琳妮的母亲埃德娜 Lynne's mother Edna,
一辈子都不碰水 who had avoided the water her whole life,
却在当地的卡斯帕湖被发现溺水 was found drowned in the local Casper lake.
正义之路 ...paths of righteousness.
他们说她和韦恩 琳妮的爸爸 They said her and Wayne, Lynne's dad,
一小时前发生了一场激烈的争吵 had had a nasty argument an hour before.
她不会游泳 迪克 She doesn't swim, Dick.
- 我妈妈不游泳 - 发生了什么事 -My mother doesn't swim. -What happened?
她从不游泳 我不 我不知道 She never swam. I don't-- I don't know.
她从不游泳 然后 She just never swims, and then...
对于琳妮妈妈的死 There was never a serious investigation
没有进行过任意一个认真的调查 into Lynne's mom's death.
你想看我在这里倒立吗 You wanna see me do a handstand right here?
- 不 不要 爸爸 爸爸 - 我可以在这里做 No. Don't. Dad. Dad. -I can do it right here.
她们越来越大了 They're getting so big.
你会没事的 爸爸 You're gonna be all right, Dad.
- 她们是大姑娘了 Yeah. Yeah. -They're big girls.
天哪 爸爸 God, Dad...
听着 在这之后我们应该 So listen, after this we should...
我们该怎么办 我们去买点吃的好吗 What should we do? Should we go get some food?
女孩们 Girls...
迪克 他们说也许 Dick, they were saying maybe--
你为什么不上车 Why don't you go to the car?
来吧 姑娘们 让我们听听你父亲的话 好吗 Come on, girls, let's listen to your father, all right?
他们越来越漂亮了 迪克 真是太神奇了 They're gettin' so beautiful, Dick. It's amazing.
- 只是 -Mmm. -Just...
你抓到鱼了吗 You catching any fish?
你还好吗 迪克 How are you, Dick?
华盛顿的情况好吗 Things going good in D.C.?
不要再接近我的女儿或妻子 Don't ever go near my daughters or my wife again.
大人物 Big shot!
华盛顿的大人物 迪克 "Big shot in D.C." Dick.
先生 Sir?
谢谢 Thanks. -Mm-hmm.
那么 你们找到了什么 So, uh, what do you got?
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哈桑·穆斯塔法·纳萨尔 Hassan Mustafa Nasr,
意大利米兰的牧师 a cleric based in Milan, Italy.
他是伊斯兰半岛的一员 He's a member of al-Gama'a al-Islamiyya,
杀死安瓦尔·萨达特的组织 the group that killed Anwar Sadat.
那是盲人酋长 对吧 That's the blind sheikh, right?
在兰利有些争论 There's some debate at Langley
这取决于他们是否有威胁 on whether they're a threat or not.
他们现在要求和平 They claim to be peaceful now.
我要求要吃的健康 I claim to be eating healthy.
好吧 Okay.
去把他带过来 Go pick him up.
下一个名字是什么 What's the next name?
哦 副总统先生 Well, Mr. Vice President,
这有一些唠叨关于 额 额 there's been some chatter about, uh, uh...
一个来自柏林的工程师学生 an engineering student from Berlin...
我从没半途而废 I have never been a quitter.
在我的项目完成之前离开办公室 To leave office before my term is completed
我身体里的每一种本能都厌恶这样 is abhorrent to every instinct in my body.
但是作为总统 But as president...
我必须把美国的利益放在第一位 I must put the interests of America first.
美国需要一个全职总统 America needs a full-time president.
尼克松忘记了声控录音机 Nixon forgot about the voice-activated recorders.
他变得马虎了 He got sloppy.
总统受到惩罚了吗 Is the president being punished?
不 不 总统有好多敌人 No, no. The president has a lot of enemies.
请接布鲁塞尔 Brussels, please.
你要记住 丽兹 You need to remember, Lizzie--
接下来几个月里为我个人辩护的斗争 The fight in the months ahead for my personal vindication...
如果你有权利 人们总是试图从你手中夺走它 ...that if you have power, people will always try to take it from you.
总是这样 Always.
-是的 -是的 妈妈 -Yeah. -Yes, ma'am.
你记住了 You remember that.
请接唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德 Donald Rumsfeld, please.
这是一场悲剧 This is a tragedy.
这是我们的总统 That is our president.
这太荒谬了 This is ridiculous.
我认为这确实是一个非常非常好的新闻 I actually think this could be very, very good news.
在我看来 任何与水门无关的共和党人 The way I see it, any Republican not touched
现在前途都是光明的 by Watergate is golden right now.
很好 在我的飞机起飞前 福特给我打过电话 Nice. Well, Ford called me before my plane took off,
我想我们已经在其中了 and I think we're in.
哦 还开着这个少女杀手啊 哈 Oh, still driving this chick magnet, huh?
你总是坐公共汽车 You can always take the bus.
因此 Therefore...
我将辞去总统职务 I shall resign the presidency,
明天中午生效 effective at noon tomorrow.
福特副总统将宣誓就职 Vice President Ford will be sworn in
作为那时的总统 as president at that hour...
那计划是什么 So what's the plan?
好吧 计划是接管这个该死的地方 Well, the plan is to take over the damn place.
是谁在你屁股下面生火的 Who lit a fire under your ass?
唐 我好久没翻牌了 I haven't flipped cards for a long time, Don.
他们把那该死的白宫的钥匙给了我 They gave me the keys to the damn palace.
参谋长 Chief of Staff.
天啊 Holy shit.
你这个臭婊子养的 You salty son of a bitch.
你做到了 You did it.
对 我们有事做了 All right, we have work to do.
基辛格正试图与苏联握手言和 Kissinger is trying to kiss and make up with the Soviets.
好吧 让我们确保这件事不会发生 Well, let's make sure that shit doesn't happen.
是啊 Yeah.
如果可以的话 我相信我有办法 If I may, I believe I may have a way
在俄罗斯的水面上划桨 to put an oar in the water on Russia.
如果我们创造 What if we create--
总统先生 Mr. President.
等等 亨利 让我们听听迪克说的 Hold on, Henry, let's hear Dick out.
迪克·切尼的超级大国之一 One of Dick Cheney's special superpowers
有能力想出 was the ability to make
最疯狂和最极端的想法 the most wild and extreme ideas
听起来慎重又专业 sound measured and professional.
如果在单方面的基础上 What if, on a unilateral basis,
我们都把小假发戴在吊上 we all put miniature wigs on our penises
我们走到白宫草坪上 and we walked out to the White House lawn
然后互相推脱 and jerked each other off?
所以 就像木偶戏一样 但更令人愉快 So, like a puppet show, but much more enjoyable.
嗯 我真的很喜欢木偶戏 Hmm. I do like a good puppet show.
我说我们做到了 I say we do it.
亨利·基辛格松了一口气 Henry Kissinger has been relieved
作为国家安全顾问 as national security advisor
被布伦特·斯考克罗夫特取代 and replaced by Brent Scowcroft.
他们称之为万圣节大屠杀 They're calling it the Halloween Massacre.
-总统先生 -等等 亨利 -Mr. President. -Hold on, Henry.
唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德已经取代 Donald Rumsfeld has replaced
国防部长詹姆斯·施莱辛格 Secretary of Defense James Schlesinger.
迪克·切尼被选为 And Dick Cheney has been chosen as the...
历史上最年轻的参谋长 Youngest Chief of Staff in history.
这是真的 It's real.
唐是有史以来最年轻的国防部长 And Don is the youngest Secretary of Defense ever.
好吧 我不是在说唐 Well, I'm not talking about Don.
我说的是你 I'm talking about you.
我会给你 And I'm going to give you
一个吻在这 在白宫 a kiss right here in the White House.
打扰一下 切尼先生和切尼夫人 Excuse me, Mr. And Mrs. Cheney,
这些女孩试图进入总统办公室 These girls were trying to enter the Oval Office.
哦 亲爱的 哦 亲爱的 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
-孩子们 -嘿 嘿 那里 嘿 你 -Girls... -Hey. Hey, there. Hey, you!
姑娘们 这不是游乐场 请不要 Girls, this is not a playground. Please do not...
嘿 你 嘿 Hey, you. Hey.
圣诞老人住在这里吗 Is this where Santa lives?
这比那里更好 这比那里更好 It's even better. It's even better.
这里就是 This is where...
地球上最伟大的国家的领导人 the leader of the greatest nation
住的地方 on earth lives.
你是他的小精灵吗 爸爸 Are you one of his elves, Daddy?
在某种程度上 是的 In a way, yes.
不 他不是 玛丽 No, he is not, Mary.
你父亲是参谋长 Your father is Chief of Staff.
参谋长 Chief of Staff.
如果你对她很傻 If you're silly with her,
她长大后会变成一个愚蠢的女人 she'll grow up to be a silly woman.
是的 当然 我忘了 Right, of course. I forgot.
只是 呃 太傻了 玛丽 That's just, uh... That's just silly, Mary.
作为新的参谋长 And as the new Chief of Staff,
随着总统职位被水门事件削弱 and with the presidency weakened by Watergate,
迪克·切尼想知道 Dick Cheney wanted to find out
总统到底有多大的权力 exactly how much power did the president have.
我想恢复行政权力 I would like to reinstate executive authority.
怎么做 How?
安东宁斯卡里亚 Antonin Scalia
一个司法部的年轻律师 a young lawyer with the Justice Department
那个后来继续在最高法院任职 who would later go on to serve on the Supreme Court
震动了迪克世界的人 rocked Dick's world.
有趣的是你应该问 Interesting you should ask.
你熟悉这个 Are you familiar with the theory
独裁专政的理论吗 of the unitary executive?
不熟悉 给我说一下关于这个 No. Tell me about it.
呃 这是个解释 Uh, it is an interpretation
像我这样的少数人恰好知道 that few, like myself, happen to believe,
在宪法第二条中 in Article II of the Constitution
赋予总统 that vests the president
绝对的单一执行权 with absolute executive authority.
我的意思是绝对的 And I mean absolute.
嘿 宝贝 -是吗 -Hey, baby? -Yep?
你想带科尔去高脚椅吗 You wanna take Cole to the high chair?
来吧 伙计 Come on, buddy.
我得试着解释一下 I've gotta try and explain
这是给人民的 this thing to the people.
哦 你不饿吗 Oh, aren't you hungry?
独裁 The unitary...
专政 executive...
理论 theory.
一些法律学者认为 Certain legal scholars believe that
如果总统做了些什么 if the president does anything,
那必须是合法的 it must be legal,
因为那是总统 because it's the president.
让支票和余额见鬼去吧 To hell with checks and balances,
尤其是在战争时期 especially during times of war.
这是国王 法老和独裁者的权力 This was the power of kings, pharaohs, dictators.
完美 It's perfect.
迪克·切尼是个步兵 Dick Cheney was a foot soldier
在华盛顿的权力游戏中 in the power games of Washington, D.C.
但是有了独裁专政的理论 But with the unitary executive theory,
他可能会成为 he could become...
银河系 行星的吞噬者 Galactus, Devourer of Planets.
但在选举之夜 But then it was election night,
还有一个大问题 and there was one big problem.
获胜者有272张选票 The winner, with 272 electoral votes...
我们想知道我们中的哪一个 we had wondered which one of us
会发表声明 was going to make this announcement.
詹姆斯·厄尔·卡特 James Earl Carter,
下一任美国总统 the next president of the United States.
就像那样 一切都结束了 And just like that, it was all over.
总统参谋长迪克·切尼 Dick Cheney, the president's Chief of Staff,
他没了工作 he does not have a job.
在那时 他是个经纪人 At one point, he was a broker.
不可能 这一定是个错误 It can't be. It's got to be some sort of a mistake.
- 一个失误 - 出了差错 -A miscalculation. -There goes the neighborhood.
好 Well...
谢谢大家 thank you all.
共和党人失去了总统职位 The Republicans have lost the presidency.
他们是国会和大多数州的少数派 They are the minority in Congress and in most states.
随着美国要求变革 我看不到… With America demanding change, I don't see...
共和党是一个混乱的政党 The GOP is a party in disarray.
很明显 水门事件 越南战争… Clearly, Watergate, the Vietnam War...
卡特总统上去了 President Carter went up
现在在白宫的屋顶上 on the roof of the White House today
炫耀安装在那的新的太阳能热水器 to show off the new solar water heaters
新的太阳能热水器 installed there.
现在 直接利用 Today, in directly harnessing
太阳的力量 我们正在获取 the power of the sun, we are taking
上帝给我们的能量 the energy that God gave us,
我们看到的最好的可再生能源 the most renewable energy that we will ever see,
用它来取代我们日益减少的 and using it to replace our dwindling supplies
化石燃料的能源供应 of fossil fuels.
再也没有问题了 There is no longer any question
太阳能 that solar energy
既可行又经济 is both feasible and also cost-effective.
继续担任国防部长 ...went on to be Secretary of Defense.
阿尔黑格成为欧洲盟军最高指挥官 Al Haig, who became Supreme Allied Commander in Europe,
还有 鲍勃·霍尔德曼 他还在服刑 and, uh, Bob Haldeman, who is doing time
在加利福尼亚的一所监狱里 in a California penitentiary.
嗯 不是我 不是我 先生 Well, not me. Not me, sir.
我 我将成为来自怀俄明州的绅士 I, I will become the gentleman from Wyoming.
最重要的是 听到这个 Most of all, and hear this,
呃 税收必须降低 uh, taxes must go down.
我再说一遍 税收必须降低 I'll say it again, taxes must go down.
我们必须减轻税收的痛苦 We must ameliorate the pain of taxes
为了工人 for the working man
带上 呃… and bring, uh...
高瞻远瞩 ...perspicacity to the fore.
我是一个女妖精 我们的 呃 恶魔… I'm as much a Wyomingite, our, uh, demonym...
废话 废话 废话 Blah, blah, blah.
感谢上帝的指名 Thank God for name recognition.
杰迪戴亚·史密斯 ...as Jedediah Smith.
嗯 嗯 够了 Well, um, enough of the horsing around.
当然 这是美国牛仔的工作 Although that is, of course, what, uh, us cowboys do.
嗯 Um...
呃 投票给切尼参加国会 Uh, vote for Cheney for Congress.
我不会让你失望的 你可以依靠我 I will not let you down, you can count on me.
还有 呃 谢谢你 And, uh, thank you.
在国会投票给切尼 Vote for, uh, Cheney in Congress.
下次要么他喝酒 要么我喝酒 Either he drinks next time or I do.
是啊 Yeah...
我不想让任何人惊慌 I don't want anyone to panic,
但是 呃 我觉得我必须去医院 but, uh, I do believe I have to go to the hospital.
现在就去 Now.
是下壁管梗塞 It's an inferior wall infarct.
但那是可以解决的 对吧 But that, that can be fixed, right?
要我说 If it was up to me,
你最好退出选举 you'd drop out of the election.
但你们都说得很清楚 But you've both made that clear
这不是一个选择 that it's not an option,
所以你必须至少休息两周 so you must have a minimum of two weeks bed rest.
两周后 我们将失去领先优势 Two weeks off, we'll lose our lead.
我们会不顾死活的 Like hell we will.
迪克·切尼生病了 Dick Cheney has an illness,
所以他今天不能到这里 so he can't be here today.
但我们找到了他的妻子 她是个可爱的女孩 But we got his wife, and she's a darn pretty girl.
琳恩·切尼 Lynne Cheney！
你好 Hello...
你好 今天怎么样 Hello, how are you today?
很好 很好 很高兴听到 Good, good, good to hear.
嗯 回到我的家乡真是太好了 Uh, it's really nice to be back in my home state.
我在怀俄明州长大 但看起来 See, I grew up in Wyoming, but it seems that, uh,
沿着这条线 somewhere along the line,
华盛顿不听 Washington, D.C. stopped listening
像我们这样真实的人说话 to real folks like us
开始只听自由派势利的人的言论 and started only listening to liberal snobs
他们希望我们所有人都因平权行动而失业 who want us all to lose our jobs to affirmative action.
好了 琳妮 Okay, Lynne. Let's...
说得对 That's right.
你知道 我去了纽约 You know, I went to New York City.
纽约市的妇女正在烧胸罩 Women in New York City are burning their bras.
你知道怀俄明州的女人胸罩干什么吗 Well, you know what women in Wyoming do with our bras?
我们穿它们 We wear them.
没错我们穿胸罩 We wear them.
在俄怀明州 Here in Wyoming,
我们相信凡事都有对有错 we believe there is a right and a wrong...
因为我是一个来自俄怀明州的母亲和妻子 Because I'm a mom and a wife from Wyoming
所以我懂物尽其用是什么感觉 and I know how it feels to make every penny count.
我不仅仅是为你们发声 And not only do I speak for you,
也是为了我的丈夫 迪克 切尼 but my husband, Dick Cheney...
改革的狂风 A hard wind of change
横扫了整个美国 had been blowing through America.
民权 罗伊韦德 环境主义 Civil rights,Roe v. Wade, environmentalism,
但这个国家的有些人 but there was a part of the country
对这种改变很反感 that was angry about this change.
多亏了我无所不能的妻子 Thanks to my amazing wife.
很高兴能和你们一起到华盛顿来 It's good to be joining you all here in D.C.
作为怀俄明州唯一的国会代表 as Wyoming's sole congressional representative.
然后 有钱人家 And then, big money families
例如科赫家族和库尔斯家族 like the Kochs and the Coors
厌倦了缴纳所得税 that were sick of paying income taxes
来到华盛顿特区 rolled right into Washington, D.C.
开出巨额支票 and started writing fat checks
来资助右翼智囊团 to fund right-wing think tanks...
那将会颠覆 that would change the way
许多美国人看待世界的方式 many Americans looked at the world.
最后 在1980年 这场不太可能的 Finally, in 1980, this unlikely revolution
针对超级富豪和白人保守派掀起的革命 of the super-rich and white conservatives
终于出现了 found its face.
对于那些没有特长的人 For those without skills,
我们会找到办法帮助他们 we'll find a way to help them get new skills.
对于那些找不到工作机会的人 For those without job opportunities,
我们将创造新的机会 we'll stimulate new opportunities,
尤其是在他们生活的地区 particularly in the inner cities where they live.
对于那些已经放弃生活希望的人们 For those who've abandoned hope,
我们将会重启希望并欢迎他们 we'll restore hope and we'll welcome them
加入伟大的国家改革运动 into a great national crusade
让美国再次强大起来 to make America great again.
非常感谢你 Thank you very much.
上帝保佑美国 God bless America.
那是操蛋的上世纪八十年代 It was the fucking 1980s,
那对于迪克切尼来说是段苦日子 and it was a hell of a time to be Dick Cheney.
就众议院第4445号法案投票 Vote on H.R.4445,
无法检测武器法案 the Undetectable Firearms Act,
禁止使用可以避开金属探测器的塑料枪 to ban plastic guns that can evade metal detectors.
内伊 Nay.
好吧 谢谢你 切尼议员 Well, thank you, Congressmen Cheney.
我听说你一直是我的盟友 I hear you've been quite the ally.
…建立马丁·路德·金日 ...establishing Martin Luther King Jr. Day
作为联邦法定节假日 as a federal holiday.
众议院第36441号法案 濒危物种法 H.R.36441, the Endangered Species Act.
T先生就在这里 和第一家人在一起 Mr. T is here, right with the First Family.
投票表决众议院第500号法案 水质法 Vote on H.R.500, the Water Quality Act.
投票表决众议院第44... Vote on H.R.44...
快来人叫救护车 Someone call an ambulance!
我有心脏病 你个蠢货 I'm having a heart attack, you idiot.
谢谢你 亚历克斯 你非常负责… Thank you, Alex, for your very responsible...
哦 恭喜你 Oh, congratulations.
谢谢您 我非常非常兴奋… Thank you. I was very, very excited...
谢谢您 Thank you.
不用了 谢谢 No, thank you.
哦 他们都很聪明 但都破产了 Oh, they're both brilliant but broke.
嘿 迪克 Hey, Dick.
你好 琳恩 Hello, Lynne.
祝贺你的上任啦 Congratulations on your appointment.
哦 好吧 谢谢你 副总统先生 Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Vice President.
你可爱的家人怎么样 How is your lovely family?
我认为我的儿子杰布似乎不适合坐办公室 Well, we think our son Jeb seems cut out for office.
几年后我们可能会寻求你的支持 We may be asking for your endorsements in a few years.
如果他有你一半的魅力 乔治 Well, if he's half as charming as you are, George,
那么你将得到我们的两张选票 then you'll have both of our votes.
我能把它写下来吗 can I get that in writing?
哦 是的 当然 Oh, yeah, of course.
迪克 我只是想说谢谢你 Dick, I just want to say thank you
为了让众议院不推翻 for getting the House not to override
总统对公平原则的否决 the president's veto on the fairness doctrine.
不 没问题 No, not a problem.
很乐意摆脱任何政府法规 Happy to get rid of any big government regulations.
谢谢您 Thank you. Great.
公平原则是40年代的法律 The fairness doctrine was a law from the 40s
需要所有广播电视或广播新闻 that required any broadcast TV or radio news
平等地呈现问题的利弊 to present both sides of an issue equally.
它的废除将导致舆论新闻的兴起 Its repeal would lead to the rise of opinion news.
让我告诉你一件事 你个废物 Let me tell you something, you skinny human prophylactic.
爱是人类唯一无法掩饰的情感 Love is the only human emotion you can't fake.
除了女人 感谢上帝 她们可以掩饰 Except women. And thank God they can.
最终实现 And eventually to the realization
罗杰·艾尔斯的梦想 of Roger Ailes' dream.
福克斯新闻 这将成为 Fox News, which would go on to become
美国第一新闻台 the number one news station in the United States
让美国更加右倾 and swing America even more to the right.
谢谢您 Thank you. Great.
对不起 对不起 嘿 没关系 Sorry. Sorry. Hey, it's all right.
放松点 甜心 这是一个聚会 Lighten up, sweetheart. It's a party.
让我去看看能不能看见 Let me go see if I can see
如果那边一切正常的话 if everything's okay over there.
很高兴见到你们俩 我对你女儿的问候 Great to see you both. Love to the girls.
也请转告我对芭芭拉的问候 Love to Barbara.
我会的 Will do.
- 那是他的儿子 - 哦 糟了 -That's his son. -Oh, crap.
乔治·W 败家子一个 George W., black sheep of the family.
我们走 Let's go.
有点太溺爱了 A little too much unconditional love there.
你能感受到吗 迪克 Can you feel it, Dick?
这屋里一半的人想成为我们 Half the room wants to be us.
另一半害怕我们 The other half fears us.
我知道乔治是第二种类型的 但是… I know George is next in line, but...
在那之后 谁知道呢 after that, who knows?
我尊重里根的灵魂 I respect the hell out of Reagan,
但没有人向世界展示 but no one has shown the world the true power
美国总统真正的力量 of the American presidency.
对不起 玛丽小姐 Excuse me, Miss Mary!
你不能在上课时间离开这里 玛丽 You cannot leave the grounds during school hours. Mary!
好吧 我不理解 Well, I don't understand.
你就直接从学校离开了 为什么 You just left school? Why?
这讲不通啊 It doesn't make any sense.
是苏珊 It was Susan.
苏珊 你最好的朋友吗 Susan, your best friend?
哦 亲爱的 你们是为一个男孩打架还是…… Oh, honey, did you get in a fight over a boy or...
她和我分手了 She broke up with me.
妈妈 爸爸… Mom, Dad...
我... I...
我喜欢女孩子 I like girls.
我是同性恋 I'm gay.
没关系 亲爱的 It doesn't matter, sweetheart.
不管怎样 我们都爱你 We love you no matter what.
爸爸 Daddy.
我非常爱你 I love you so much.
这会使事情变得 This is going to make things...
对你来说很难 so hard for you.
当老布什当选总统时 When George Bush Sr. was elected president,
迪克·切尼被任命为国防部长 Dick Cheney was made Secretary of Defense,
总统的第六位顺位继承人 sixth in line to the presidency.
几年后 And after a few years,
轮到迪克竞选总统了 it was Dick's turn to run for president.
所以他们决定提前做一些投票 So they decided to do some early polling numbers.
嗯 就这样吧 Uh-huh. Guess that's it.
我们可以这些改动数字 只是… We can move those numbers. Just...
追求福利国家 go after the welfare state,
-法规 政府浪费 - 这将是场战争 -regulations, government waste. -It'll be war.
不 No.
我 呃… I, uh...
我不能让玛丽对手的攻击对象 I can't put Mary through that.
每个主要对手都会攻击她因为她是同性恋 Every primary opponent will go after her.
我们否认就是了 And we deny.
让他们为他们的所作所为感到羞耻… Shame them for going after the family and...
你让奶奶走了 You let Grandma go.
来吧 好孩子 Come on. Good boy.
好的 All right.
不 哦 天哪 No. Oh, my goodness.
太好了 菲利普 It's great, Philip.
呃 库尔斯让我 Uh, Coors has me mapping out strategies
对生活方式不同的人制定相应的策略 for people living alternative lifestyles.
库尔斯一家很好 The Coors are a wonderful family.
他们是好人 They're good people.
星期天早上谁打电话来 Who is calling on a Sunday morning?
我不知道 I don't know.
好了 我来了 Okay. I'm coming.
我来了 I'm comin'.
你好 Hello.
对的 That's right.
我能帮上什么忙 Any way I can be of assistance.
晚上12点 00 p.M.
当然 Of course.
哦 那个 呃… Oh, that, uh...
不言而喻 that goes without saying.
谢谢您 Thank you.
不用了 谢谢 No, thank you.
那是谁 Who was that?
是一个来自 It was someone from
乔治·布什的儿子的竞选活动 George Bush's son's, uh, campaign.
杰布 Jeb?
不 不 乔治W No, no, George W.
- 呃 杰布在佛罗里达 - 对 对 -Uh, Jeb's Florida. -Right, right.
哦 我还是不敢相信他们 Oh, I still can't believe they've got
让那个败家子竞选总统 that poor boy running for president.
他们想要什么 What'd they want?
他们想和我谈谈作为他的竞选伙伴的事 They want to talk to me about being his running mate.
什么 What?
他们没有直截了当地说 They didn't say it outright,
但是 呃… but, uh...
我自己打过电话 I've made that call myself.
这就是他们想要的 That's what they want.
副总统不是什么工作 A vice president is a nothing job.
当然 我也就是听听 Well, I'll just hear 'em out.
我应该感谢我父亲 I owe that to the father.
副总裁只是闲着 The VP just sits around
然后坐等总统死掉 and waits for the president to die.
你自己也说过 You've said so yourself.
是的 这是一项很糟糕的工作 Yeah, it's a cruddy job.
只是个会议 It's just a meeting.
只是个会议吗 Is it just a meeting?
只是个会议没有任命我当副总统 It's just a meeting.
很好 Good.
是的 州长 Yes, Governor.
当然 Of course.
州长马上就来见你 切尼秘书 The governor will see you now, Secretary Cheney.
当然 Sure.
嘿 你好 迪克 Hey! Hello, Dick.
你好 乔治 Hello, George.
距离上次见面有一段时间了 It's been a while.
去年 Last year.
外交政策会议 Foreign policy sessions.
对对 是的 没错 That's right. Yeah, that's right.
那些会议是 呃… Those meetings were, uh...
非常吸引人 very engaging.
我记得我们都同意 I do remember we both agreed
我爸爸会被重新选举出来的 my dad would've been re-elected
他把萨达姆带走了 had he taken out Saddam.
正确的 是的 战时总统 Right. Yeah, wartime presidents.
非常受欢迎 Very popular.
他们就是这样 他们就是这样 That they are. That they are.
所以… So...
祝贺你 Congratulations
关于…初选成功 on a... successful primary.
我自己也经历过一些类似的事情 I've, uh, been through a few myself,
这些事情很 我们可以说… and they can be, shall we say...
他妈的很累 Fuckin' exhausting.
正确的 Right.
是啊 Yeah.
这是一个磨难 It's a grind.
我来告诉你 这是一种磨难 It's a grind, I'll tell you.
巴士 博洛尼亚三明治 Buses, bologna sandwiches.
见鬼 我喜欢人 但是我想 Hell, I like people, but, I mean,
你知道 够了就是够了 you know, enough's enough.
所以 So...
我接到的那通电话是什么意思 that call I received...
我忘了 你是个开门见山的人 I forgot, you're a brass tacks guy,
我喜欢你这种态度 aren't ya? I like that.
你很惊讶我正在竞选总统吗 You surprised I'm running for president?
他想讨好他父亲的渴望 He wants to impress his father
胜过一切 more than anything.
我度过了 可以说是放荡不羁的岁月之后 After my, uh, shall we say, wild years?
其实 乔治 我以前也有过放纵自己 Well, George, I sowed some oats myself
的生活 back in the day.
现在我有时还喜欢喝冰镇啤酒 And I still enjoy a cold beer on occasion.
-我敢打赌你做了 -嗯 -I bet you did. -Mmm.
我敢打赌你做了 你这个流氓 I bet you did, you rascal.
我不能再这样了 情况变糟糕了 I can't anymore. It got bad.
那些美好的时光 Good times.
他真正想要的是什么 What does he really want?
他需要什么 What does he need?
选举会很艰难 我跟你说 It's tough, I'll tell ya.
我在第一次国会竞选中输了 I lost my first congressional race,
情况不妙 and it was not good.
要不要来点鸡胸肉 How 'bout some brisket?
乔治 呃 George, um...
嘿 特丽萨 嘿 特丽萨 Hey, Theresa! Hey, Theresa!
好的 我们这就去准备 All right, we'll find some.
-要烧到熟透 -当然 -Get the burnt ends. -THERESA: 'Course.
所以 我在民意调查中 So listen, I got a...
被指出缺乏经验的问题 "lack of experience" problem in the polls,
而你是这里最有经验的人之一 and you are one of the most experienced guys around.
你想加入我的阵营当我的副总统吗 You wanna jump on board, be my vice?
不甚荣幸 I'm honored.
别说荣幸 直接说是的 直性子先生 Don't be honored, fuckin' say yes, Mr. Brass Tacks.
那 我必须说 不 Mmm. I have to say, uh, no.
迪克 来吧 我们一起会有很多乐趣 Dick, come on, we're gonna have a lot of fun.
想想你现在在做什么 你在私营部门吗 What are you doin' right now? You're in the private sector?
是啊 Yeah.
拜托 我知道你热衷于政治 Come on, I know you love politics.
乔治 George.
-我们合作吧 -不可能的 -Let's go. -Not gonna happen.
来吧 Come on now.
哦 真可惜 Well, that's a shame.
它是 It is.
也许我可以 呃 Perhaps I could, uh...
帮你找到合适的竞选伙伴 help you find the right running mate.
你是指负责我的副总裁搜索团队吗 Run my VP search team?
唔 没有团队 只有我 Mmm. No team. Just me.
是的 是的 这样可以 这样 Yeah, yeah, that could work, that could...
当然 我必须得让Rove去负责 但是 呃 I have to run it by Rove, of course, but, uh...
如果我输了 也许我会变成 If I lose, maybe I could become
棒球队的主管人 commissioner of baseball.
你知道吗 You know?
但是 这个 目的 But the, um, idea...
就是赢 is to win.
我会把你留在我的脑海里 I'm gonna keep you in the back of my mind.
那么 你是不是要告诉我今天的情况 So, are you going to tell me how it went today or not?
很有趣 It was very interesting.
他 呃 He is, uh...
缺乏经验 ...green.
他才初出茅庐 He's very green.
那你跟他说不了吗 And you told him "no"?
我告诉他我会帮忙 I told him I would help with the, uh...
寻找副总统 with the search.
你在想什么 What are you thinking?
-我知道你在想东西 -嗯 -I can tell you're thinking. -Mm-hmm.
迪克·切尼在想什么呢 What was Dick Cheney thinking...
我在想我从没见过这样的情况 I'm thinking I've never seen anything like this.
在他和乔治的第一次会面之后 ...after his first meeting with George W.?
我们已经取得了很多成功 迪克 We've had a lot of successes, Dick.
副总统只是一个无足轻重的工作 And the vice president is a nothing job.
他向前看了多少步呢 How many steps ahead was he looking?
他对在他眼前的这个机会 How did he feel about the opportunity
作何感想 that was in front of him?
有些时光 There are certain moments
如此脆弱 so delicate...
就像一个茶杯和茶碟 like a teacup and saucer...
堆叠在一个茶杯和茶碟之上 ...stacked on a teacup and saucer
另一个茶杯和茶碟继续堆叠 on a teacup and saucer...
你能改变吗 还是说我在白费心思 Can you change, or am I wasting...
不断地堆叠 ...and on and on...
这一刻可能会朝任何方向坠落 that this moment could fall in any direction...
从而改变一切 and change everything.
可悲的是 没有任何办法 Sadly, there's no real way
知道在在这个历史变迁的时刻 to know exactly what was going on
切尼的家里 inside the Cheneys...
到底发生了什么事情 ...at this history-changing moment.
我们不能突然陷入莎士比亚式的独白 We can't just snap into a Shakespearean soliloquy
这使每一种感觉和动机都变得戏剧化 that dramatizes every feeling and motivation.
这不是世界运作的方式 That's just not the way the world works.
我亲爱的理查德 My sweet Richard.
你在国王的壁炉边跳舞 跳得很快 Dance'd nimbly round the king's hearth thou hath.
即使我大声喊着要更多 更多 Even whilst clamored I for more, more!
-嗯 -干裂的嘴唇碰向水滴 -Mm. -Parched maw craned towards
想象中的水滴 the drip, drip of imagined waters.
但我现在要对你说 休息吧 退休吧 But I say to you now, rest, retire.
你已经履行了你对妻子和王冠的誓言 Thou hast honored thy vows to wife and crown.
盲目遮挡了你的视野吗 我的妻子 Has blindness usurped vision in you, my wife?
我们的联盟不仅仅是条约 No mere treaty is our union.
你与我分享你的火炬之火 Thou shared thy torch's flame with mine.
向我展示那些早已消亡的帝国 Revealing halls and spires...
的大厅和尖塔 ...of long faded empires.
现在 我可以高举 And now, I may hold aloft
我自己的火炬 mine own fiery cresset.
使肉身成为我们的力量纽带 And make flesh our bond of power.
我敢吗 Dare I?
我敢让承载希望的鸟儿们收集荆棘树枝 Dare I let hope's beak place gathered bramble
置于我的心上建筑未来的巢吗 upon my heart for future's nest?
多少冬天已过 我已经让希望消逝 Many winters past hath I let this hope die,
冷风平息了鸟儿们求助的哭声 cruel winds silencing tiny birds' needy cries.
既然如今希望来了 我说是的 Now that it hath arrived, I say yea.
赞成 Yea.
我的血和意志是你的 Mine own blood and will are yours
直到被刺穿的是 'til pierced be
最后一个士兵的胸甲 the last soldier's breastplate,
随之溢出深红色胶质般的珍宝 spilling forth its ruby jelly treasures.
所以呢 So?
所以我想我们 呃 继续 So I think we, uh, proceed.
玛丽呢 What about Mary?
嗯 这是副总统 Mmm. It's VP.
审查机制不相同 Not the same scrutiny.
不 他有盟友 迪克 他的关系网络 No. He has allies, Dick. Connections.
你对他的世界不熟悉 你不知道实际情况 You're new to his world. You don't know the landscape.
那我最好进行一次彻底的搜查 Well, I had better conduct a very thorough search.
每一块石头 每一粒沙子 Every stone, hell, every grain of sand
都需要在这份问卷中认真地审阅 needs to be looked under for this questionnaire.
迪克 我们需要所有的财务报告 Dick, we're asking for all financials,
所有的医疗记录 所有的面谈资料 all medical, all interviews,
新闻 著述 所有的法律记录 press, writings, all legal records...
有时人们用有限责任公司来隐瞒某些钱 Sometimes people use LLCs to hide certain monies.
还有呢 And?
如果要再全面一点的话 Any more comprehensive
我们需要一只橡胶手套 and we would need a rubber glove.
对不起 莉兹 Sorry, Liz.
那不属于冒犯 That wasn't offensive.
我应该觉得被冒犯吗 Should I be offended?
好吧 我被冒犯了 Well, I'm offended.
戴维不担心我是否会被冒犯 Dave didn't worry if I'd be offended.
哦 一只橡胶手套 像是直肠检查 Oh, a rubber glove, like a proctology exam.
太恶心了 That's, that's disgusting.
你好 哦 你好 Hello? Oh, hello...
爸爸 我要拿走你披萨上的奶酪 Dad, I'm taking the cheese off your pizza.
-亲爱的 -谁 -Honey? -CHENEY: Mmm?
戴维 Dave.
戴维 有什么想法吗 David. Thoughts?
有一个 而且是很有用的 One. A big one.
戴维·阿丁顿 迪克的主要法律顾问 David Addington, Dick's main legal advisor
是统一执行理论的坚定信仰者 and a huge believer in the unitary executive theory.
他以当面告诉别人 He was known for telling people to their face
他们很蠢而闻名 that they're stupid.
首先副总统是行政部门的一部分 So the, uh, vice presidency is part of the executive branch.
而且因为副总统享有 And because the VP casts
打破参议院的平局的投票权 tie-breaking votes in the Senate,
所以他也是立法部门的一部分 对吧 also part of the legislative branch, right?
正确的 Right.
那意味着 That means...
副总统不属于 the VP is also
行政或立法机关的一部分 not part of the executive or the legislative.
所以 So,
有人可能会说 one could argue that, uh...
这两个部门都没有权力 neither branch
监督副总统 has oversight of the VP.
不仅有人会证明这一点 我也在努力证明 Not only could one argue that, I'm arguing it.
太棒了 David That's brilliant, David.
我明白 对吗 I know. Right?
Karl Rove想让我买下这个农场 Karl Rove wanted me to buy this ranch,
远离我在耶鲁和哈佛的岁月 distance myself from my years at Yale and Harvard,
让我在选举中更像一个普通人 make me more of a man of the people for the election.
嗯 很明智 Mmm. Smart.
所以我们要这样做吗 我是说这是真的吗 So we gonna do this thing or what? I mean, is this happening?
我们找到了一些非常有趣的候选人 We, uh, have found some very interesting candidates.
如果我们能安排出 Um, if we could schedule
三小时的时间去选出合适人选 a three-hour window to get through...
我是指你 我要你做我的副总裁 I meant you. I want you to be my VP.
-你是解决我问题的最佳人选 -不 -You're the solution to my problems. -No.
我是一家大公司的首席执行官 I'm CEO of a large company.
我曾担任过国防部长 I have been, uh, Secretary of Defense.
我担任过参谋长 I have been Chief of Staff.
而副总统主要是个象征性的工作 Uh, the vice presidency is mostly a symbolic job.
对 对 Right, right.
我知道这对你来说不会 I can see how that wouldn't be, uh...
有什么诱惑 enticing to you.
然而 However...
副总统也是由总统去定义的 the vice presidency is also defined by the president.
如果我们能够有 And if we were to come to a, uh...
不同的理解 ...different understanding...
嗯 继续 Uh-huh. Go on.
我听着 I'm listenin'.
我觉得 你是一个有活力的领导者 I sense that, uh, you're a kinetic leader.
你根据直觉做出决定 You make decisions based on instinct.
我是这样的 人们总是这么说 I am. People always said that.
是的 是的 非常不同 Yeah, yeah. Very different.
非常不同于 Very different from, uh,
你的父亲在这方面的表现 from your father in that regard.
现在 也许我可以 Now, maybe I can, uh,
处理一些比较单调的工作 handle some of the more mundane jobs.
例如监督官僚主义 Overseeing bureaucracy,
管理军队 managing military,
能源 外交政策 uh, energy, uh, foreign policy.
听起来不错 That sounds good.
永远不想成为那种 Never wanna be the kind of team owner
在第四局拉起首发的团队负责人 that, uh, pulls the starter in the fourth inning.
-嗯 -那是经理的工作 -Mm-hmm. -That's the manager's job.
还有一件事 One more thing.
我女儿 Mary My daughter, Mary.
是的 Rove告诉我她喜欢女孩 Right. Rove told me she likes girls.
现在 我知道你必须反对 Now, I know you have to, uh, run against, uh,
在南部和中西部的同性恋婚姻 gay marriage in the South, Midwest, and, uh...
但这是我女儿 But it's my daughter,
这种界线就像是用混凝土画的一样 and that line is drawn in concrete.
别再说了 Don't you say another word.
只要你不介意我们推广这些信息 So long as you don't mind us pushing that messaging,
你对此置身事外我们没有意见 we're okay with you sittin' that one out.
我认为这对世界上所有的 I think it's important for all the...
所有像Mray一样的人都很重要 你明白吗 all the Marys in the world, you know?
没问题 我们达成协议了吗 No problemo. We got a deal?
我相信这是可行的 Then I believe this could work.
太好了 Hot damn!
是啊 很好 嘿 Yeah. Well, good. Hey...
Cheney秘书探望了我和Laura Secretary Cheney visited me and Laura
到我们在Texas的Crawford的农场 at our ranch in Crawford, Texas...
-干杯 -干杯 -Cheers. -Cheers.
我意识到最好的选择就站在我身边 I realized the best choice was standing by my side.
请欢迎我的朋友 Please welcome my friend
我的竞选伙伴Dick Cheney and my running mate Dick Cheney...
还有他美丽的妻子Lynne ...and his lovely wife Lynne.
Dick从未填写过 Dick never filled out
他自己的83道题的问卷 his own 83-question questionnaire.
所有的病历从未移交 Full medical records were never handed over.
无税务或公司备案 没有什么 No tax or corporate filings. Nothing.
Cheney Cheney Cheney Cheney! Cheney! Cheney!
Cheney Cheney Cheney! Cheney!
再多联系一些他的高级助理 To reach more of his senior aides
去找出原因 to find out reasons.
但他来的时候我们已经被告知 But we were told when he came over,
他已经给Bush州长打过电话了 he had already called Governor Bush,
他祝他一切顺利 而且 he had wished him well, and that
他今晚将在这里发表一个简短的败选声明 he would deliver a brief concession speech here tonight.
我不知道 I don't know.
我想我们都围坐着 I think we're all sitting around
不知道怎么了 wondering what it is that, uh,
-他或许在后台 - 他们只是不断地前进 -he may be doing backstage. -They just keep going on and on.
戈尔撤回了他的败选声明 Gore rescinded his concession.
他们声称Florida难分胜负 They're claiming Florida is too close to call.
他他妈的不能撤回败选声明 He can't fucking rescind his concession.
他已经做了 He just did.
俄国人会喜欢这个 The Russians are loving this.
会重新记票 所以 There's gonna be a recount, so...
我不知道 I don't know.
我们该怎么办 What should we do?
我们需要表现的像已经赢了一样 We play it like we've already won.
这意味着我们需要向安排人员入驻白宫 Which means we need to staff the White House.
好的 谁将领导临时过渡小组 All right. Who's leading the transition team?
我来做 I'll do it.
这不是副总统做的事情 对吧 That's not something a vice president really does, is it?
副总统Gore已经给Bush州长打电话了 Vice President Gore has called Governor Bush
收回了他的败选声明 and retracted his concession,
因为他现在 because he is now...
什么 - 认为弗罗里达州的事情会再有转机 What? -...of the mind that things could be turning yet again in Florida.
你不能那样做 You can't do that!
我是说 那太可笑了 I mean, that's laughable.
沃尔福威茨 Uh, Wolfowitz.
- 国会 - 嗯 -State... -Mmm.
还是五角大厦 ...or Pentagon?
取决于你的国防部长是谁 Depends on who your Secretary of Defense is.
Rummy - 百分之百 Rummy. -Hundred percent.
-嗯 - 拉姆斯菲尔德 -Mm-hmm. -Rumsfeld?
呃 老布什不是恨Rummy吗 Uh, doesn't Bush Senior hate Rummy?
对W来说并没那么糟糕 Not such a bad thing with W.
他想要的是自己人 He wants to be his own man.
拉姆斯菲尔德支持强权 Rumsfeld believes in a robust executive.
这对我们的战争实力有好处 That's good for us on war powers.
别让他进入状态 他会发动第三次世界大战的 Just keep him out of State, he'll start World War III.
看 Look.
哈里伯顿刚刚给了我们2600万美元的撤离礼包 Halliburton just gave us a $26 million exit package.
是我们预期的两倍 Twice what we expected.
他们不是傻瓜 They're no dummies.
呃 对不起 伙计 Uh, sorry, gang.
我想 也许 我该去医院 Think, uh, perhaps I should go to the hospital.
噢 老天 你在开玩笑吧 哦 快来 Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Oh, come on.
所有与美国最高法院相关人员 All persons having business with the Honorable, the Supreme Court of the United States
请注意 are admonished to draw near and give their attention,
法庭现在开庭 for the Court is now sitting.
上帝保佑美国 God bless the United States and...
2000年12月12日 斯卡利亚·安东尼 记住他 December 12th, 2000. Antonin Scalia, remember him,
以及最高法院阻止了佛罗里达州 and the Supreme Court stopped the state of Florida
重新计票的提案 from completing their recount.
上帝拯救美国 God save the United States
乔治·沃克·布什 和 迪克·切尼 George W. Bush and Dick Cheney
以537票的优势进入白宫 were going to the White House by a margin of 537 votes.
玛丽·克莱尔 Hey. Hey, little Mary Claire.
小玛丽 我的小玛丽 Hey, little Mary. My little Mary.
嘿 你在做什么 你在做什么呢 Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? Hmm?
哦 他们都很好 Oh, they're both doing really well.
除了 我正在试着做晚餐 Except, I'm trying to make this dinner.
是 And it's, uh...
是通心粉和奶酪 it's this macaroni and cheese
你说很简单的 that you said was easy
但它总是像水一样流出来 but it keeps just coming out like a little watery.
是牛奶 记得吗 It's the milk. Remember?
你需要再加些牛奶 You gotta add more milk.
嗯 它就会变稠的 Yeah. It'll get thicker.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
我是 你用牛奶更好 I am. It's much better when you use the milk.
我有太多太多话想现在和你说 There's just so much, so much I want to say right now,
但 你总是忙你的事情 and just, you keep doing what you're doing.
你做得很棒 You're doing so great.
你对你妻子来说非常特别 You have earned something very special from your wife.
听着 听着 听着 Listen, listen, listen.
我买了红酒 我还学了一些 I'm buying wine, and I'm picking something up.
中文 Chinese?
好的 我爱你 Okay, I really love you.
我爱你 I love you.
早上好 Good morning to you too.
我们见过几次 We've met a few times.
- 很高兴见到你 - 是的 -It's nice to see you. -Yes.
当然 Of course.
好的 让我们 All right. Let's...
好的 我们开始吧 All right. Let's get this thing underway.
斯科特 你为什么不让大家都知道 Scooter, why don't you let everyone know
现在的情况呢 the, um, lay of the land?
当然 如你所知 Of course. As you all know,
我是斯科特·利比 I am Scooter Libby,
迪克的参谋长 Dick's Chief of Staff.
我也是他的国家安全顾问 Uh, I'm also his national security advisor
以及总统的特别顾问 and a special advisor to the president.
严格意义讲 斯科特比布什的人都好 Technically, Scooter outranks any of Bush's people.
玛丽·玛特琳将担任副总统的顾问 Mary Matalin will serve as counselor to the VP
以及布什的助手 and assistant to Bush.
戴维·阿丁顿 David Addington,
迪克的主要法律顾问 Dick's main legal counsel,
将在行政权有关所有问题上发挥核心作用 will play center field on all matters relating to executive power.
总统的团队有Alberto Gonzales The president has Alberto Gonzales,
卡尔漫游凯伦休斯 Karl Rove, Karen Hughes as his team.
坦白说 冈萨雷斯根本不知道 Quite frankly, Gonzales has no clue.
Rove是个黑客 Um... Rove is a hack.
休斯应该在双A球 Hughes should be in double-A ball.
所以我们可以畅通无阻地进入 So we will have fairly unobstructed access
去美国总统办公室 to the Oval Office.
我们都会自动的 We will be automatically
被秘密抄送所有总统接收或发送电子邮件 Bcc'd on all e-mails that the president receives or sends,
及第一时间收到它新创立及更新的行程 as well as have access to his schedule the second that it is set or changed.
我们也会比总统先收到每日情报简报 And we will also be receiving the daily intelligence briefing before the president.
这能让我们参与决策 That gets us inside the decision curve.
我们实际读到的东西 Which we'll actually be reading.
布什批准了所有这些 Bush approved all of this?
我们 Mmm, we have, uh,
这么理解 an understanding.
那邮件呢 What about the e-mails?
碎纸机不能处理电子邮件 Paper shredders don't work for e-mails.
整个行政部门都不会知道 The entire administration will run off
皇家海军学院的专用服务器 the RNC's private server.
我们已经停用了自动存档 And we've deactivated automatic archiving.
我们不会有问题 We're clean.
好的 Okay.
所以在五角大楼 我们有Don So over at the Pentagon, we got Don,
保罗·沃尔福威茨 Paul Wolfowitz,
谁再福特时代和B队一起工作 who worked with Team B in the Ford days,
国防部副部长 Deputy Secretary of Defense.
让我们检查一下 Let's check,
看他们采取什么计划去进攻伊拉克 see what plans they had to invade Iraq.
已经在做了 It's already in the works.
去司法部找到Ashcroft Got Ashcroft over at the DOJ.
国务院似乎是唯一棘手的部门 State seems to be the only tricky department.
那是科林·鲍威尔和劳伦斯·威尔克森. That's Colin Powell, his guy Lawrence Wilkerson.
科林·鲍威尔他喜欢镜头 Colin Powell, who never met a camera he didn't like.
威尔克森的信奉者 Wilkerson's a true believer.
我们需要博尔顿 We've got Bolton over there.
他不好管 不过他很忠诚 He's a loose cannon, but he's loyal.
我还想要Liz Mmm. I wanna get Liz in there as well.
要确保一切 Let's make sure that happens.
-好的 爸爸 - 我会完成使命的 -Okay, Dad. -Consider it done.
这是我们的人员名单 And this list of, uh, our people
不包括其它的800多人 does not include about 800 others,
呃 说客 业内人士 uh, lobbyists, industry insiders
我们放在监管方面的人 that we placed in the regulatory jobs.
布什的朋友怎么办 What about Bush's friends?
岭柏·德基·汤普森 Ridge? Pataki? Thompson?
我没听到他们的名字 I haven't heard their names.
他们不在这次在管理层里 They were not, um, offered jobs in this administration,uh, at this time.
这次没有委派吗 Not offered jobs at this time?
比以前更冷酷无情了吗 Dick Are you even more ruthless than you used to be there, Dick?
还是你只是欲求不满 Or are you just not getting laid?
好吧 继续 All right, moving on.
找到保罗·奥尼尔 Um, got Paul O'Neill.
你已经20多年没来了 You haven't been here in over twenty years.
时代已经不同了 Times have changed.
很不错 The, uh, softer touch,
这是现在的常态 that's the norm now.
我们电视和广播都很保守 We have the conservative TV and radio
- 为我们呐喊 - 嗯 -doing the yelling for us. -Mm-hmm.
你的老朋友让你难堪吗 Is your old friend embarrassing you?
有吗 迪克 Is that it, Dick?
还不错 就这样 Soft touch. That's all.
好吧 我得去我众议院的办公室了 All right, I have to go to my office at the House of Representatives.
你是说参议院 You mean the Senate?
副总统 决胜参议院 Vice president, tiebreaker in the Senate.
不 我指白宫 Nope, I mean the House.
迪克·切尼利用旧交 Dick Cheney had used an old connection
向前摔跤教练 with former wrestling coach
众议院议长丹尼斯·哈斯特 and Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert
在众议院设立一个办公室 to get an office at the House of Representatives.
白宫是一切信息的来源 The House is where revenue bills originate,
他想靠近源头 and he wanted to be near the money faucet.
嘿 迪克 这对你有用吗 Hey, Dick. Will this work for you?
参议院还有两个办公室 Two more offices in the Senate.
嘿 迪克 我找到了这个额外的办公室 Hey, Dick, I found this extra office.
我希望它对你有用 I hope it works for you.
一个在五角大楼 And one in the Pentagon.
欢迎来到家外家 Welcome to your new home away from home.
我给你一个小小的乔迁礼物 I got you a little housewarming gift.
随后 当切尼需要入侵伊拉克的情报 And later, when Cheney needed intelligence to invade Iraq,
一个中央情报局的会议室 a conference room at the CIA.
这个房间隔音而且安全 This room is soundproof and secure.
切尼无所不在 Cheney was everywhere.
但整个华盛顿最富权力的地方是 But the most powerful place in all of D.C.
在一个难以形容的会议室 was a nondescript conference room
它有很新的智囊团 at a relatively new think tank
呼吁美国人进行税收改革 called Americans for Tax Reform.
格罗弗·诺奎斯特负责反税收组织 Grover Norquist ran the anti-tax group
有了科赫兄弟网络的巨额资金 with huge funding from the Koch brothers network,
石油以及烟草 big oil, and big tobacco.
星期三会议 His "Wednesday meeting,"
正如它的名字 as it was called,
它已经成为共和党世界的中心 had become the center of the Republican world.
我们从不动产税开始吧 Let's go ahead and start with the estate tax.
现在已经很难消除 Now, this has been hard to eliminate,
因为税收只影响价值超过200万的房产 because the tax only affects those estates worth over two million.
但我们已经取得了进展 But we've made strides,
营销大师Frank Luntz也来帮忙 and marketing guru Frank Luntz is here to help.
大家好 Hello, all.
让普通人支持对非常富有的人减税 Getting regular people to support cutting taxes on the very wealthy
一直都是非常困难的 has always been extremely hard.
我们过去取得了一些成功 We've had some success in the past,
但不动产税一直很难征收 but the estate tax has always been very difficult.
然而 However...
我想我们可能有了一个突破 I think we may have had a breakthrough.
现在 不动产税开始了 Now, the estate tax kicks in
任何继承了两百万美元的人 on anyone inheriting over two million dollars.
你们中有多少人对有这样问题 How many of you have a problem with that?
可以 你们中有多少人 Okay. How many of you would have
你们当中对遗产税有疑问的 How many of you have a problem with something called
又有多少人 a death tax?
不再提全球变暖这个名字 Instead of global warming,
我们都承认这名字听起来很可怕 which we all agree sounds very scary...
所以我们叫它 we call it
气候变化 climate change.
各位 政府 Folks, the government
在你死去后拿走你的钱财 is taking your money after you die.
现在 我们都熟知民主党人 Now, we all know the Democrats
鄙视减税 尤其是对富人的减税 despise tax cuts, especially for the rich.
我想要有人能废除掉 I want somebody to get rid
遗产税 那就是我们想要的 of the death tax, that's what I want.
我不想因为死去而被征税 I don't want to get taxed just 'cause I die.
我是说 给我一个安眠好吧 I mean, give me a break!
如果我要送我的孩子东西 我已经付过税了 If I give something to my kid, I already paid the tax.
为什么我死了要再付一道税 Why I gotta pay again 'cause I died?
就像被惩罚一样 我讨厌它 It's like being chastised! I hate it.
遗产税必须取消 The death tax has to go.
华盛顿的自由主义精英们会向我们征税 The elite liberals in Washington would tax us
如果可以 他们甚至会征笑税和哭税 for laughing or crying if they could.
所以 和最大的媒体之一 So, with one of the biggest media
以及他背后的政治组织 and political machines ever created behind him,
切尼能胜任应对全球变暖的政策 Cheney was able to squash action on global warming,
为富豪们减税 cut taxes for the super rich,
然后加强大型企业的监管 and gut regulations for massive corporations.
然后这是切尼的 And then there was Cheney's
国家能源政策发展小组 National Energy Policy Development Group.
他第一次扩大行政权力的考验 His first major test to expand executive power.
我看不出他妈的问题出在哪里 I don't understand what the goddamn problem is.
我想听听能源部总裁的声音 I want to hear what the energy CEOs need,
却不被允许 and I'm not allowed to?
他们把这个叫做FACA - 什么叫FACA It's called FACA. -The hell is FACA?
联邦咨询委员会法案 It's the Federal Advisory Committees Act.
国会总是喜欢捞取好处 你知道的 Congress got their panties in a bunch that, you know,
当选官员只会让CEO们加入 elected officials would just let CEOs roll in
你知道 编写法律 and, you know, write the laws.
法案要求 呃 The act demands that, uh,
有适合的政府官员出席 appropriate government employees be present.
等一下 Hold on a second.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
道格 Doug.
道格 你在能源部接待处工作多久了 Doug, how long have you been working reception
在能源部吗 at the Department of Energy?
三个月了 Three months.
很好 Perfect.
那么我在这里应该做什么呢 So what am I supposed to do here?
只需要坐在那里然后闭上嘴 Just sit there and be quiet.
懂了 Got it.
-先生们 -你们好 - Gentlemen. -Hello.
你好啊 Hello...
你们那边生意怎么样 How's your business at...
一切顺利 我们的股票 We're good. Our stock...
加利福利亚州十分 And California has been really...
很高兴听到 Great to hear.
哦 他是能源部的人 Oh. He's with the energy department.
在切尼的会议上 The details of Cheney's meetings
和CEO们的会面细节从来没有被泄露 with the energy CEOs were never disclosed.
不过由于对信息调查的自由 But a Freedom of Information request
也提供了一些文件 did provide some documents,
包括伊拉克油田的地图 including a map of Iraq's oil fields
所有的石油公司 with all of the oil companies
都会想要购买它们 that would be interested in acquiring them
如果以某种方式让他们变得可交易 if somehow they were ever to become available.
然后 事情就发生了 And then, it happened.
您想降低每月的抵押贷款金额吗？ Would you like to lower your monthly mortgage payments
或使用您家中的资产来偿还 or use the equity in your home to consolidate
你的信用卡或者其他债务呢 your credit card or other debts?
只要注册 Just log...
是啊 这正好 Yeah. This just in.
很明显你在看 You are looking at obviously
一个非常令人不安的现场拍摄 a very disturbing live shot there.
那是世界贸易中心 That is the World Trade Center,
今天早上我们有未经证实的报道 and we have unconfirmed reports this morning
一架飞机撞上了其中一座塔 that a plane has crashed into one of the towers.
它 它目前 It... it does not appear
上面的情形现在还没有任何好转 that there's any kind of an effort up there yet.
现在 记住 哦 我的上帝 Now, remember... Oh, my God.
哦 天哪 -我的上帝 Oh, God! -Dear God.
那个看起来像第二架飞机 That looks like a second plane.
副总裁先生 我们有消息 Mr. Vice President, we have information
一架飞机马上正在飞向白宫 that a plane's headed to the White House this moment.
我们只有不到一分钟的时间去安全的地下掩体 We have less than a minute to get to the secure underground bunker.
快走 快走啊 Let's go! Move!
快走 Move!
快走 这里没人了 Move! It's clear!
先生 这边 来了 Sir, this way. Right now.
收到消息称 国会大厦正在疏散 Capitol is being evacuated, we're told,
很明显我们现在在屏幕的那个镜头上 and clearly that shot that we have on our screen now,
这是五角大楼 this is the Pentagon
就在华盛顿河对岸 just across the river from Washington, D.C.
你不得不相信 You got to believe...
我要你带我去见迪克 I need you to take me to Dick.
切尼夫人 我们不能再回白宫 Mrs. Cheney, we cannot go back to the White House,
他们通知我所有人不许去白宫 I am being told no one...
要么你带我去白宫 Either you take me to the White House...
奥氏正在移动 出来了 Author is on the move. Coming out.
世贸中心的双子塔 ...the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center.
你联系上首相了吗 Have you gotten the Prime Minister yet?
直接撞进世界贸易中心 ...headed directly into the World Trade Center.
它飞进去了 It just flew into it.
加拿大总理正在接打电话 Canada's Prime Minister is on the phone.
是的 我们天上有几架飞机 That's right, we got planes in the air
并且没有地方给他们降落 and nowhere for them to land.
允许他们在加拿大机场降落 Permission for them to land at Canadian airports,
是飞往纽芬兰的国际航班 international flights into Newfoundland.
我还有一架飞机下落不明 I still have one plane unaccounted for
飞越宾夕法尼亚州 flying over Pennsylvania.
先生 唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德 Sir, Donald Rumsfeld
在五角大楼三号线 is at the Pentagon on line three.
嗯 嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
你有权 You have authorization
击落任何一架 to shoot down any aircraft
被视为威胁的飞机 deemed a threat.
总统授权吗 Presidential authority?
是的 That is correct.
所有命令 UNODIR All orders are UNODIR.
除非另有指示 长官确定吗 "Unodir", sir?
除非另有指示 Unless otherwise directed.
副总统先生 您确定这 Mr. Vice President, are we sure these are
符合宪法规定吗 the proper rules of engagement?
国家正受到攻击 净资产收益率正在流动 The country's under attack, the ROE is fluid.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
现在 我们不清楚 Now, we don't know exactly
房间里的人们在想什么 what the people in that room were thinking.
但可以假设 But it's safe to assume
至少有一个人想知道为什么 that at least one person wondered why
在美国历史上最致命的一天之中 in the midst of the most fateful day in American history
是迪克·切尼在和他的律师谈话 was Dick Cheney talking to his lawyer.
还有 嗯 什么 嗯 And, um, what, um...
-副总裁先生 -他需要总统权利吗 -Mr. Vice President? -...authority will he need?
所以 开始研究 So, start working on...
副总统先生 Mr. Vice President?
你派来的要去 The congressional members you sent
气象山应急行动中心的国会议员 to Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center
- 想离开 - 不行 -wanna leave. -Nope.
你说什么 Excuse me?
他们哪儿也不能去 They're not going anywhere.
嗯 告诉他们 嗯 我们占用了所有的直升机 Just, uh, tell them, um, we have all the helicopters.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
很抱歉 请求拒绝 I'm sorry, that is a negative.
他们要留在原地 They are to remain where they are.
目前没有直升机可供撤离 There's no helicopters available for evac.
没错 That is correct.
如果你愿意转达这些信息的话 If you would be so kind to relay that information.
我们在打仗吗 Are we at war?
是的 我们是 Yes, we are.
和谁 With whom?
德迫街 Depot street.
从德迫街对面拉的卡车。 Truck pulling in across from Depot Street.
第9至3单元 0-3-15 没有人 Unit 9-3. 0-3-15 negative.
1-5-2-7 布瑞恩 1-5-2-7, Brian.
该死的 God damn it.
我们拿到了音频 We picked up chatter
来自臭名远昭的基地组织成员 from well-known Al-Qaeda operatives
得知他们正在庆祝今天的袭击 celebrating today's attack.
我们不应该排除伊拉克发动袭击的可能性 We shouldn't rule out Iraq.
那么基地组织头目的名字叫什么 But what's Al-Qaeda's leader's name?
奥萨马·本·拉登 His name is Osama bin Laden.
但这显然是基地组织的袭击行动 But this is clearly Al-Qaeda.
多年来我一直在追踪他们的动向 I've been tracking their movements for years.
到处都是他们的痕迹 Their fingerprints are all over this.
伊拉克的目标更多 Iraq has all the good targets.
伊拉克与这些事情无关 唐 Iraq has nothing to do with this, Don.
理查德 你又不清楚 Richard, you don't know that for sure.
我确实知道 I do know that.
总统先生 如果可以的话 Mr. President, if I may.
阿富汗是基地组织的总部 Afghanistan is Al-Qaeda's headquarters.
是啊 Yeah.
中情局有能力 And the CIA would be capable of taking out
结构塔利班的权力组织 the Taliban's power structure.
恕我直言 乔治 Yeah. All due respect, George,
总统先生 Mr. President...
我们为国家效力 we are the Pentagon,
而这就是我们要做的 and this is what we do.
唐 Don.
嗯 我们 呃 我们会让特内特和中情局一起去 Okay. We'll, uh, we'll go with Tenet and the CIA.
我会打电话给我们的盟友 I'll make some calls to our allies.
谢谢您 先生 Thank you, sir.
我想 考虑到目前的情况 副总统先生 I think, uh, given the current situation, Mr. President,
我们最好不要变成COG的形式 it is wise that we not be in the same location for COG
政府的可持续运行 Continuity of Government.
当然 Of course.
我们会没事的 不是吗 We gonna be all right on this, aren't we?
是的 没事 我们会的 Yes, sir. Yes, we are.
垂钓者已于秘密位置起飞 Angler has taken off to an undisclosed location.
重复 垂钓者已升空 I repeat, Angler is airborne.
垂钓者 副总统在里面吗 Angler? That's the VP?
我以为只有总统才能 I thought only the president could land
从南草坪降落和起飞 and take off from the south lawn.
我能说什么 What can I tell you?
今天糟透了 Today's fucked.
这份情报已被撰写 This intelligence has been edited,
并且编辑 裁剪 redacted, and reduced.
副总统先生 我们通常 Mr. Vice President, usually we vet
审查每日情报威胁 the daily intelligence threat matrix
来消除一些不可靠的情报 非本组织成员 to eliminate unreliable sources, non-players...
闭嘴 你敢再跟我这么说 Stop. Don't you dare.
就给我一篇说明 告诉我什么是我不能知道的 Give me a damn disquisition on what I cannot hear.
副总统先生 Mr. Vice President,
这份情报的很多部分都没有得到证实 a lot of this intelligence is not verified.
我最后一次这么说 I'm gonna say this for the last time.
我需要知道一切信息 I want to hear everything
每天 从现在开始 every day, from now on.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
会议继续 Proceed.
我们正在调查生物攻击的可能性 We're tracking the possibility of bio-attacks
是否使用沙林气体 牛痘 埃博拉病毒 using Sarin gas, cowpox, Ebola.
在一个地下网站上有一个帖子 There was a post on a dark website
提到关于居民区的集体斩首事件 about mass beheadings in residential areas.
电影工作室 博物馆 Movie studios, museums,
地铁 日托中心都可能是目标 subways, daycare centers may all be targets.
有线人称 A source has told an asset
会出现针对医院的炸弹攻击 about fire-bombs targeting hospitals.
我们捕获了一段视频 A video was captured
内容为一段电视直播处决 describing televised executions
通过中断美国网络电视进行播放 interrupting American network TV.
体育赛事 旅游景点 Sporting events, tourist attractions,
新年庆典 宗教仪式 New Year's celebrations, religious ceremonies,
都是安全隐患目标 are all hard targets.
机枪高调攻击 Machine-gun attacks at high-profile...
生物制剂植入 Biological agents inside...
协同火力轰炸位于 Coordinated fire-bombings
北美洲的通勤火车 of commuter trains across North America.
生物武器攻击目标为过滤性植物 Water filtration plants targeted with bio-weapons
会杀死一百万人 and killing a million people.
公文包核武器 A briefcase nuke
会被送到大城市然后被引爆 being driven into a major city and detonated.
机载生化武器可能会布置 Airborne bio-weapons can be put
大型购物中心或赌场的 into the air conditioning units
空调机组里面 of large shopping malls or casinos.
一位受人喜爱的名人可能会 A beloved celebrity has been targeted
被绑架或者被斩首 或被磷弹炸死 for kidnapping and possibly beheading，Phosphorus bombs,
被氯气攻击 或被芥子气毒死 或被集束炸弹炸死 chlorine attacks, mustard gas, cluster bombs...
我很害怕 迪克 I'm scared, Dick.
我会永远照顾你的 琳恩 I'll always take care of you, Lynne.
你知道的 You know that.
你想怎么做 What are you going to do?
快跑 快跑 快跑 Move, move, move!
所以 当鲍威尔 中央情报局 So, while Powell, the CIA,
以及他们的国际联盟 and their international coalition
几周内推翻了塔利班 占领了阿富汗 toppled the Taliban and took Afghanistan in a matter of weeks,
切尼找到了比导弹或喷气式飞机更加有力的武器 Cheney had found something much more powerful than missiles or jet planes.
副总统先生 这是约翰·柳 Mr. Vice President, this is John Yoo.
非常高兴见到你 副总统先生 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Vice President.
大卫告诉我你在寻找行政权威 So David told me you're looking for executive authority.
约翰肯定是你的人 John here is definitely your guy.
我们正在进行的战争 The war we're now fighting
需要资源和能力 will require resources and abilities that the, uh...
目前对法律的解释受到阻碍 the current interpretation of the law... impedes.
副总统相信 The vice president believes
总司令有责任保卫国家 it is the duty of the commander-in-chief to protect the nation
同时 没有任何责任 and that no other obligation,
不管是对国会或者是对现行条约 whether to Congress or existing treaty
能够取代这项责任 supersedes that duty.
你对那个声明有什么看法 How do you feel about that statement?
我非常同意 I couldn't agree more.
约翰·柳的第一份法律意见书 John Yoo's first legal opinion
允许美国政府无正当理由地 allowed the US government
监视每个公民的通话记录 to monitor every citizens' phone calls,
短信和邮件 texts, and e-mails without a warrant.
这是一个基于粗略法律的巨大飞跃 It was a giant legal leap based on sketchy law at best.
但是约翰·柳的杰作 But John Yoo's masterpiece,
他的白鲸 如果你愿意这样说的话 his Moby-Dick, if you will,
是一本酷刑备忘录 was the torture memo.
你这该死的联系人 ...your fucking contact is!
你他妈的手呢 Where're your fucking hands?
日内瓦公约怎么样 What about the Geneva Convention?
日内瓦公约可以解释的 The Geneva Convention is open to interpretation.
这到底是什么意思 What exactly does that mean?
压力位置 水上滑板 秘密空间 狗 Stress positions, waterboarding, confided spaces, dogs...
我们称之为 强化审讯 We're calling it "enhanced interrogation."
我们确定这些都不符合酷刑的定义吗 Are we sure none of this fits in the definition of "torture"?
美国政府不用酷刑 The US doesn't torture.
因此 如果美国政府这样做了 Therefore, if the US does it,
从定义上来说 这不可能是酷刑 by definition, it can't be torture.
但是 酷刑和隐私法 But torture and privacy laws
不是切尼和约翰·柳重写的唯一的法律 weren't the only laws Cheney re-wrote with John Yoo.
他们有完整的法律意见单 They had a full menu of legal opinions
延伸和挑战宪法与国际法 stretching and challenging constitutional and international law.
晚上好 先生们 Good evening, gentlemen.
今晚我们将提供敌方战斗人员 Tonight we're offering the enemy combatant,
如果一个人不是战俘 whereby a person is not a prisoner of war,
或者罪犯 这当然意味着 or a criminal, which means of course
他绝对不受法律保护 that he has absolutely no protection under the law.
我们还提供了一个特别的表演 We're also offering an extraordinary rendition
在外国领土上 毫无痕迹地绑架嫌疑犯 where suspects are abducted without record on foreign soil
并把他带到仍在遭受酷刑的外国监狱 and taken to foreign prisons in countries that still torture.
哦 听起来很不错 Oh, that sounds delicious.
我们也有关塔那摩湾 We also have Guantanamo Bay,
这地方非常非常复杂 which is very, very complicated,
但是 它允许你 but it does allow you to operate
超出正当程序地去操控它 outside the purview of due process
尽管从技术上来说 它不是美国的领土 on land which isn't technically US territory,
但是 我们仍然可以控制它 but where we still do have control.
同时 我们有非常新鲜和美味的 And also, we have a very fresh and delicious
战争权力法的解释 War Powers Act interpretation
它赋予了行政部门广泛的权力 which gives the executive branch broad powers
去攻击仍然可能构成威胁的国家或人民 to attack nations or people who it deems still possibly a threat.
事实上 在统一执行理论下 We have the fact that under the unitary executive theory,
总统做的任何事情 if the president does anything,
都是合法的 it must be legal.
当然 这意味着你可以做任何你想要做的事 Which, of course, means you can do whatever the fuck you want.
所以 先生们 So, gentlemen,
你想要哪一个 which would you like?
嗯... 我们 我们全都要 Hmm. We'll, uh, we'll have them all.
很棒的选择 Excellent choice.
谢谢你 Thank you.
迪克 我们一直与 Look, Dick, uh, we've been working
这些焦点小组和广告主管打交道 with these focus groups and advertising executives
试图出卖反恐战争 to try and sell the War on Terror.
我重申一下 我们仍在被录音 I'll reiterate, we are still being recorded,
可能还有客户 也可能没有客户 and there still may or may not be clients
藏在双向镜后面 back behind the two-way mirrors...
这些人很聪明 These guys are pretty sharp.
继续 Go on.
有一个问题 There's a problem.
结果表明 人们很困惑 The results show that people are confused.
你们都支持总统 You all support the president,
你讨厌恐怖主义 但你还是很困惑 you hate terrorism, yet you're still confused.
你能告诉我为什么吗 有人能解释吗 Can you tell me why? Anybody?
我们不是必须要抓住奥塞姆·本拉登吗 他做到了 Don't we have to just get Osama bin Laden? He did it.
那他们为什么称之为战争 和谁的战争 So why are they calling it a war? A war with who?
好的 谢谢你 马克 Okay, thank you, Mark.
贾丝明 该你了 Uh, Jasmine, jump in, please.
我不知道这个基地组织是什么 I don't get what this Al-Qaeda is.
他们是一个国家吗 我们为什么不能轰炸他们 Are they a country, like, why can't we just bomb them?
真有趣 That's really interesting.
嗯 还有人对基地组织是什么感到困惑吗 Um, is anybody else confused about what Al-Qaeda is?
请举手 Show of hands, please.
一 二 三 四 五 六 七… One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
很多人都感到困惑 对吗 That's a lot of you. Right?
如果它是个国家的话 会不会不那么混乱呢 Would it be less confusing if it was a country?
没错 Damn right.
我气得要命 I'm angry as hell.
我们得搞砸别人 We've gotta fuck someone up.
知道了 马克 Got it. Mark.
马克的感情真的很强烈 我很感兴趣 Really strong feelings coming from Mark. I'm interested.
其他人是否也有同样的感受 或同意 Does anybody else feel the same or agree...
他们知道我们在打仗 但是 They understand we're at war, but...
他们不知道在对抗谁 they don't know against who.
他们想要一个国家 They want a country.
它更干净 更简单 It's cleaner, simpler.
这当然会在法律上帮助我们 That would certainly help us legally.
看来是时候占领伊拉克了 looks like it's time to take Iraq.
是时候了 It is about goddamn time.
它被称为特别计划办公室 It's called the Office of Special Plans.
特尼特还没有严肃看待 Tenet is not yet serious enough
萨达姆对全球反恐战争的威胁 about the threat that Saddam poses to the global war on terror.
但我可以向你保证 But I can promise you
这个情报小组将会严肃对待这件事 that this intelligence group will be.
沃尔菲 我拿到了一个东西 Wolfie, I got something.
卡车变速箱 Truck transmissions.
如果有一头驴屁股上带着收音机 If there's a donkey with a radio up his ass,
我想知道它在传输什么 I wanna know what it's transmitting.
我认为这是个好主意 I think that's an excellent idea.
我一直想把那个该死的萨达姆弄下来 I've been wantin' to take that motherfucker Saddam down
- 很长一段时间 - 嗯 -for a long time. -Hmm.
这是一份报告说默罕默德·阿塔 Here's a report that says Mohamed Atta,
9-11劫机者之一 one of the 9-11 hijackers,
可能在布拉格见过一个伊拉克的间谍 may have met with an Iraqi spy in Prague.
这是一个非常有力的声明 It's a really strong statement.
有人同意这个说法吗 Does anybody agree with that statement?
等一下 我们不能只轰炸人 Wait a minute. We can't just bomb people.
是的 我们不能 Yeah, no.
这份报告来自捷克情报局 It's from Czech intelligence,
他们质疑它的可信度 and they question its credibility.
我去过布拉格 他们质疑一切 I've been to Prague. They question everything.
谁想成为一个匿名的来源 Who wants to be an anonymous source?
确保你按照这句话工作 Make sure you work in the phrase,
我们不希望确凿的证据变成蘑菇云 "We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud."
焦点聚集在屋顶上 That focus-grouped through the roof.
对于他何时获得核武器 总是存在不确定性 There will always be uncertainty about when he will acquire nuclear weapons.
但我们不想把确凿的证据变成蘑菇云 But we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.
有确凿的证据或蘑菇云 There is a smoking gun or a mushroom cloud
简单地说 Simply stated,
毫无疑问 萨达姆·侯赛因 there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein
现在拥有大规模杀伤性武器 now has weapons of mass destruction.
我们得除掉这个独裁者 We gotta get rid of this dictator.
他有炭疽 他有所有这些武器… He's got anthrax, he's got all these weapons...
毫无疑问 他是在积累它们 There is no doubt he is amassing them
用它们去对付我们的朋友 to use them against our friends,
对付我们的盟友 对付我们 against our allies, and against us.
何时 但如果是真的 When, and not if,
当萨达姆制造和使用核武器时 but when Saddam creates and uses nuclear weapons,
我们要告诉美国人民什么 what will we tell the American people?
萨达姆·侯赛因将继续提高他的能力 Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity
发动生化战争 to wage biological and chemical warfare.
你好 Whassup!
为了证明 我们知道的事情是正确的 To show that we will stand up for what we know to be right,
证明我们将面对暴政 to show that we will confront the tyrannies
独裁和恐怖分子 and dictatorships and terrorists
是他们把我们的生活置于危险之中 who put our way of life at risk.
…赢得第二个联合国决议 ...of winning a second UN resolution
授权对伊拉克发动战争 authorizing war against Iraq.
所以今晚布什总统… So tonight President Bush...
…被压迫的人民的希望… ...and the hopes of an oppressed people...
部落已经发言了 The tribe has spoken.
入侵伊拉克的投票率为53% Polling for an invasion of Iraq is at 53 percent.
焦点小组告诉人们 Focus groups show people
仍然不确定萨达姆和基地组织之间的联系 still aren't sure about a connection between Saddam and Al-Qaeda.
法国和德国都说过 And France and Germany have both said
他们不会加入我们的联盟 that they will not join our coalition
以色列也不会加入 And neither will Israel.
阿里尔赖斯和我一起去了长城 Ariel and I we went to the Wall together with Condi.
我们 我们一起祈祷 We-we prayed together.
以色列是我们最亲密的盟友之一 Israel's one of our closest allies.
他们说入侵伊拉克会破坏地区稳定 先生 They said an invasion of Iraq would... destabilize the region, sir,
他们不相信萨达姆是一个直接的威胁 and that they don't believe Saddam is an immediate threat.
这可不妙了 That's not good.
我真的想要一个强有力的联盟来支持这一点 I really want a strong coalition for this.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
鲍威尔部长在我们所有人中 Secretary Powell has the highest trustworthy ratings
值得信赖的评级是最高的 of all of us.
如果他给联合国和美国人民一个演说 What if he gave an address to the UN and the American people
把它推过终点线呢 to push this over the finish line?
卡尔 一直有个声音告诉我 Karl, I have been very vocal,
我要对入侵伊拉克持保留意见 very vocal about my reservations about invading Iraq.
哦 科林 你真像有神经质的内莉 Oh! Colin, you're such a nervous Nellie.
我们在讨论入侵 We are talking about invading...
一个令人担心的树瘤 A worry wart.
- 一个主权国家 - 主权国家 -...a sovereign nation... -Sovereign nation?
别对我说这些 Don't give me that...
唐 这是一个主权国家 It is a sovereign nation, Don.
以任何方式 形状或形式 你错了 ...in any way, shape, or form. You're wrong.
退出策略是什么 What's the exit strategy?
情报是什么 What, what about the intelligence?
情报跟你有关系吗 Does the intelligence matter to you at all?
退出策略 哦 拜托 The exit strategy. Oh, please.
- 你打破了它 你得买了它 - 你知道你错了 -You break it, you bought it. -You know you're wrong.
你真是个胆小鬼 You're a chicken-shit.
好了 嘿 嘿 嘿 好了 All right. Hey, hey, hey, all right.
让我们冷静下来 Let-let's slow down.
够了 伙计们 That's enough of that, you guys.
好吧 你会不会把萨达姆打倒 Well, are you... gonna take Saddam down or not?
你是总统 You are the president.
战争 是你的 War... is yours.
不是联合国的 不是联盟的 Not the UN, not some coalition.
不要分享权力 Do not share powers...
权利只是你一个人的 that are yours alone.
乔治 确保鲍威尔看到情报 George, make sure Powell sees the intelligence.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
科林 我需要你来发言 Colin, I want you to make that speech.
我是总统 我就是要这样做 I'm president, and I want this to happen.
是的 总统 - 休斯航空公司 是的 总统 Yes, sir. -HUGHES: Yes, sir.
是 总统先生 Yes, sir.
我希望这个情报是简短的 I look forward to being briefed on that intelligence.
另外 我得到一个可靠的情报 On another note, I've been handed a credible report
伊拉克东北部有一个小型的恐怖主义飞地 of a small terrorist enclave in North Eastern Iraq.
如果我们要袭击那里 If we're gonna invade,
我们建议先把那块飞地拿下 we suggest taking it out before.
放手吧 乔治 我们有更大的鱼要炸 Let it go, George. We have bigger fish to fry.
让我看看那个情报 Let me see that intelligence.
当然 Of course.
那份机密文件 That classified document
描述了一个名叫 阿布·穆萨布·扎卡维的恐怖分子 described a terrorist named Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
一开始是个毒贩和皮条客 who had started as a drug dealer and pimp
在成为激进派之前 before becoming fully radicalized
在约旦监狱里 in a Jordanian prison.
扎卡维去阿富汗见本拉登 Zarqawi went to meet bin Laden in Afghanistan.
他究竟有没有跟基地组织会面呢 Did he or did he not meet with Al-Qaeda?
但是扎卡维发誓要杀死所有什叶派穆斯林 But Zarqawi had vowed to kill all Shia Muslims,
本拉登的母亲是什叶派 and bin Laden's mother was Shia.
所以这次会面不会顺利 So the meeting didn't go over well.
他们没有业务联系 They had no operational contact.
胡言乱语 Hogwash.
拉里 你看过这个演讲稿吗 Larry, have you seen this speech?
是的 先生 它已经很短了 Yes, sir. It's bone-thin.
我之前看的至少有五处假情报 I saw at least five pieces of disproved intel in there.
谁写的 Who wrote it?
他们说是总统 They said it was the president,
但我想你能猜出是谁写的 but I think you can guess who really wrote it.
好吧 没必要大喊大叫 拉里 Well, there's no need to yell, Larry.
是的 嗯 我们审查过演讲稿 Yeah, well, we reviewed the speech,
我们做了一些标注 we gave some notes.
鲍威尔真的什么都不知道 是吗 Powell really doesn't have a clue, does he?
美国入侵阿富汗之后 After the US invaded Afghanistan,
扎卡维在伊拉克开设了商店 Zarqawi set up shop in Iraq.
这是切尼仅有的 It was the only connection Cheney had
基地组织和伊拉克之间得联系 between Al-Qaeda and Iraq.
安理会现在将开始 The Security Council will now begin
审议议程中的第二项 its consideration of item two of the agenda.
我现在要介绍的是杰出的 I call now on the distinguished
国务卿 Secretary of State
美利坚合众国 of the United States of America,
尊敬的科林·鲍威尔先生 His Excellency, Mr. Colin Powell.
我今天来这儿的目的是和你们分享 My purpose here today is to share with you
美国知道多少 what the United States knows
关于伊拉克的大规模杀伤性武器 about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
以及伊拉克参与的恐怖袭击 as well as Iraq's involvement in terrorism.
伊拉克如今建立了一个罪恶的恐怖主义网 Iraq, today, harbors a deadly terrorist network
由阿布·穆萨布·扎卡维领导 headed by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,
是一个联系人和合作者… an associate and collaborator...
数百万美国人看到了鲍威尔在联合国的讲话 Powell's UN address was seen by millions of Americans,
但其他国家的人也在观看 but other people were watching as well.
奥萨马·本·拉登的合作者 Collaborator of Osama bin Laden
他的基地组织副手 and his Al-Qaeda lieutenants...
扎卡维的活动并不局限于… Zarqawi's activities are not confined...
伟大美国将军 The great general of America
一遍又一遍重复他的名字 saying his name over and over again
使扎卡维立刻变成明星 immediately made Zarqawi a star.
留在伊拉克首都… Staying in the capital of Iraq...
真主伟大 Allahu Akbar!
一天之内 他就藏了起来 Within a day, he had gone into hiding.
真主伟大 真主伟大 Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!
…但这些否认根本不可取 ...but these denials are simply not credible.
他们根本不可取 They are simply not credible.
基地组织的线人告诉我们 An Al-Qaeda source tells us that
萨达姆和本拉登达成共识 Saddam and bin Laden reached an understanding
基地组织将不再 that Al-Qaeda would no longer
支持针对巴格达的活动 support activities against Baghdad.
当我们入侵伊拉克时 By the time we invaded Iraq,
70%的美国人认为 70 percent of Americans thought
萨达姆·侯赛因参与了9-11事件 that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9-11.
稍后 科林·鲍威尔会做一个演讲 Later, Colin Powell would call the speech
这将会是他一生中最痛苦的时刻 the most painful moment of his life.
谢谢您 先生 Thank you, sir.
那是什么 Justin 对吧 And what was it? Justin, right?
妈妈 她现在可以买她的专辑了 She can buy her album now, Mom.
获胜的女孩叫什么名字 What was the girl's name that won?
- 不 是凯利 然后是贾斯汀 - 去年 -No, Kelly. And then Justin. -Last year.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我们在讲美国偶像 爸爸 We're talking about American Idol,Dad.
那是什么 What is that?
我们在看它 你已经看过了 We watched it. You've seen it.
- 你看过 - 我看的时候你在旁边 -You've seen it... -I've watched it next to you.
唱歌的犀利的评委 还有 The singing, and the mean judge, and the...
我不喜欢 I don't like that...
犀利的英国评委 - 莉斯 你喜欢 The mean British judge? -LIZ: You liked it.
哦 我喜欢他 Oh, I like him.
是的 你… Yeah, you...
你知道如何让一条鱼失去嗅觉吗 Do you know how to stop a fish from smelling?
非常合适 Very appropriate.
那不是 那是个很糟糕的笑话 That's not a... That's a terrible joke.
嗯 我还没说完 Well, I didn't finish it yet.
我是说 所有人 I mean, everybody.
你割下了它的鼻子就可以了 You cut off its nose.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
我知道 格蕾丝 捂住你的耳朵 I know, Grace, cover your ears please.
干杯 亲爱的 - 干杯 哦 天哪 Cheers, honey. -Cheers. Oh, my gosh.
不 我们不是 No, we're not.
我们不会再回顾 We're not revisiting
你父亲幽默的对话了 your father's colorful conversations...
就说你爸爸… Let's just say that your dad...
再一次 另一个 Again, another,
正在解体 disintegrating...
提词器您能看清吗 Is the prompter visible for you?
是的 是的 再拉近一点 好 Yeah, yeah. Bring it a little closer. Yeah.
我头发乱吗 行吗 How's my hair? All right?
看起来很好 - 领带呢 Looks good. -Tie?
我们开始倒数五四三 And we are five, four, three...
我的同胞们 在这个时刻 My fellow citizens, at this hour,
美国和盟军 American and coalition forces
目前处于军事行动的早期阶段 are in the early stages of military operations
解除伊拉克武装 解放伊拉克人民 to disarm Iraq, to free its people
防治世界陷入极度危险之中 and to defend the world from grave danger.
在我的命令下 盟军已经开始攻击 On my orders, coalition forces have begun striking
选定的军事要害 selected targets of military importance
削弱萨达姆·侯赛因的战争实力 to undermine Saddam Hussein's ability to wage war.
这些都是开始阶段 These are opening stages of what will be
协调一致的作战方案 a broad and concerted campaign.
所有美国武装部队的男女军人 To all the men and women of the United States Armed Forces
现在在中东 now in the Middle East,
为了世界的和平 the peace of a troubled world
为了被压迫人民的希望 and the hopes of an oppressed people...
伙计们 这边 二点钟方向 Guys, over here. Two o'clock.
来自白宫的声明 This statement from the White House,
布什总统认为这是一个历史性的时刻 President Bush regards this as an historic moment.
电视节目中的情景 The scenes on television show
表现了大家对自由的追求是无法抑制的 the thirst for freedom is unquenchable.
前锋1 L-S-O Striker One L-S-O,
请降落 You are clear to land.
美国万岁 美国万岁 美国万岁 Usa! Usa! Usa!
做得好 Good work.
你好 嗯 Hi. Um...
他们好像一直在运送人和设备 It seems like they've been shipping men and equipment
从阿富汗到伊拉克 out of Afghanistan, into Iraq,
现在 我们有点不确定 and at the moment, we're a little unsure
发生了什么事 of what's going on.
我不想让你担心我 I don't want you to worry about me.
伊拉克的主要战事已经结束 Major combat operations in Iraq have ended.
在伊拉克战争中 In the battle of Iraq,
美国和我们的盟国取得了胜利 the United States and our allies have prevailed.
我们对哈里伯顿公司的计费方式有些疑问 We have concerns over Halliburton KBR's billing practices.
如你所知 他们得到的是无竞标合同 As you know, the no-bid contracts they received
相当大 现在… were quite sizable, and now...
好吧 我们不关心 是吗 Well, we're not concerned, are we?
一点也不 Not at all.
国防部长和副总统 The secretary of defense and the vice president
只是说他们不关心 just said they're not concerned.
现在 我们能谈谈伊朗吗 Now, can we please talk about Iran?
直到今天 迪克·切尼从未道歉 To this day, Dick Cheney has never apologized
就这次事件 for this incident.
老天 迪克 Jesus, Dick!
但其有人替他道歉了 But someone else did.
被副总统意外射伤的受害者
我和我的家人感到非常抱歉 My family and I are deeply sorry
副总统切尼和他的家人 for all that Vice President Cheney and his family
在过去的一周所经历的一切深表歉意 have had to go through this past week.
我们向他们表达我们的爱和尊重 We send our love and respect to them.
我们希望他能继续来德克萨斯 And we hope that he will continue to come to Texas...
得到相应的放松 and seek the relaxation that he deserves.
所以 呃… So, this, uh...
乔·威尔森混蛋 Joe Wilson asshole...
他在质疑我们的情报 ...is questioning our intelligence
还发表在了在纽约时报上 in the New York Times.
他妻子叫什么名字 What's his wife's name again?
瓦莱丽·普莱姆 Valerie Plame.
我确定过了 她是中情局的卧底 I confirmed it. She's undercover CIA.
泄露出去 Leak it.
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好的 好的 Okay, okay.
就像 他们不关心他们的狗 伙计 Like, they don't care about their dogs, man.
我是说他们开枪打狗 让他们在野外四处游荡 I mean they shoot 'em. They let 'em roam wild.
让他们在野外四处游荡 They let 'em roam wild.
什么样的男人会不爱狗 What kinda man don't love a dog?
印度人喜欢牛 People in India love cows.
他们看着我们 They look at us
对待奶牛的方式会和你的想法一样 and how we treat cows and think the same thing.
奶牛们 尊敬的各位 Cows. All due respect...
听起来像是自由党人在胡说八道 that sounds like some liberal ass-scratchin' bullshit...
琳达 Linda.
看看这个垃圾文件 Look at this crap.
该死的 God damn it.
你好 唐 Hello, Don.
报告说扎卡维, That report says Zarqawi,
就是我们谈论了几个月的扎卡维 the same fucking Zarqawi we talked up for months,
目前正在伊拉克掀起了一场大规模叛乱 is now leading a major insurgence in Iraq.
这看似是我们让他做的 And the implication is it's because we talked him up.
美国总统看到这个了吗 Has POTUS seen this?
不 不 不 No, no, no.
它在走廊上时被我截获了 I... I intercepted it before it got across the hallway.
也就是说 这是被一个分析师 发现的 And this is, this is generated by an analyst.
帮我转接Tenet Get me Tenet.
这里停 This stops here.
阿布·穆萨布·扎卡维 Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
在鲍威尔的联合国演讲之后出了名 had taken his fame from Powell's UN speech
而且为他所用 and turned it into his own new thing.
伊拉克伊斯兰国和黎凡特或者ISIS The Islamic State of Iraq and Levant Or isis.
因为那个情报不知怎么的 And because that intelligence somehow found itself
被压到了一堆文件的底部 on the bottom of a stack of papers...
扎卡维度这样过了一整年 Zarqawi had a whole year
他想干什么就干什么 to just do whatever the hell he wanted.
他想要的…… And what he wanted...
是杀戮 was carnage.
什叶派对抗逊尼派 Shia versus Sunni.
西方对抗伊斯兰教 The West versus Islam.
死亡与生命的较量 And death versus life.
除此之外 And on top of that,
美军没有找到任何大规模杀伤性武器 US forces couldn't find any WMDs
亦或是伊拉克的核项目 or nuclear programs in Iraq.
结果显示萨达姆和他的儿子们 Turns out that Saddam and his sons
最喜欢可卡因 mostly liked cocaine
以及80年代的美国电影 and American movies from the '80s.
副总统迪克·切尼 Vice President Dick Cheney
被瓦莱丽·普拉姆起诉 is being sued by Valerie Plame
还有她的丈夫约瑟夫·威尔逊 and her husband Joseph Wilson.
白宫宣布 The White House announced
四位内阁成员辞职 four cabinet resignations
其中包括国务卿科林·鲍威尔 including that of Secretary of State Colin Powell.
迪克 Dick.
听着 我希望不要觉得难受 Look, I hope there's no hard feelings
关于我们调查哈里伯顿公司的伊拉克无标合同 about us investigating the no-bid Iraq contract
伊拉克无标合同 for Halliburton.
你知道 这是工作需要 You know, I'm just doing my job.
去你妈的 Go fuck yourself.
迪克·切尼从休息区出来 Dick Cheney emerges from the dugout
在三垒区边上 on the third base side.
在开场之后大家蓄势待发 There's a lot of energy that follows any opener,
不确定是否是常规赛季的开场 whether it be the opener to the regular season
或者 在这种情况下 家庭开场白 or, in this case, the home opener
对于华盛顿国民来说的 for the Washington Nationals.
但是这支队伍还在上升期 埃迪 But there's continued buildup, Eddie, for this team
因为他们去年成功的取得过很好的成绩 because of the success they had last year in drawing some pretty good numbers.
迪克·切尼低头出局 Dick Cheney, a little bit low and outside.
伊拉克战争现在被证明是错误的 Iraq War, now proven to be false.
越来越多民众希望看到副总统迪克·切尼 There is a chorus of people calling for
可以下台然后重新选举 Vice President Dick Cheney to step aside and resign.
这些请愿很难在短时间内被执行 These issues may not be resolved for some time.
滚开 Go away!
我向上帝发誓 I swear to God
这里所有人都在反对我 this whole place is turning against me.
你在哪儿 Where are you?
我在一个没人的办公室里 -I'm in an empty office
找一条不被监听的线路 just trying to get a clean phone line.
听着 如果我们能对伊拉克进行空袭 Listen, if we could just get an air bombardment in Iraq,
我认为这会是一个转机 I think it would make a statement
我们会得到一些政治庇护 and it would give us some political cover.
结束了 唐 It's over, Don.
这算什么 What's that?
算什么 What is?
结束了 It's over.
总统希望你离职 President wants you to step down.
他感谢你的付出 He appreciates your service.
唐 Don?
嗯 是的 Well, does, uh...
是小布什要我出局还是你 Bush's kid want me out or do you?
我不可能每次都赢 唐 I can't win every fight, Don.
你真是个混蛋 You are a little piece of shit.
天呐 你怎么变成这么冷酷的混蛋的 Wow. How did you become such a cold son of a bitch?
对不起 唐 I'm sorry, Don.
我确实是一个混蛋 I really am.
你知道为什么我觉得不是你让我辞职的吗 Well, you know how I know you're not?
因为如果是我 我不会这么做 'Cause I wouldn't be.
他们会起诉我们吗 Think they'll prosecute us?
就这样吧 Okay, then.
我 巴拉克·侯赛因·奥巴马 郑重宣誓 I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear...
我必忠实执行合众国总统职务 That I will execute the office of president to the United States faithfully.
几年后 Few years later,
迪克的心脏病又发作了 Dick's heart trouble started up again.
在没有捐赠者的情况下 And with no donor available,
他意识到自己将要死了 he finally found himself at death's door.
怎么样 Well?
我真的希望我有一个好的消息 I wish I had-- I had better news.
你的心脏供氧不足 Your heart just isn't pumping enough oxygen
导致你的其他器官难以维持功能 to keep your vital organs alive.
需要我通知部长这个消息吗 Should I call for a minister?
不 不 他不会死的 No, no. He's not going anywhere.
好吧 Okay, then.
迪克·切尼 Dick Cheney,
你绝对不能死 听见了吗 you are not going anywhere, do you hear me?
你不能死 You're not going anywhere.
这可能 This may be the, uh...
这一次 我 one time, I, uh,
我做不到 I can't do...
遵从你们妈妈说的 姑娘们 what your mother says, girls.
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, Daddy.
- 切尼 我爱你 玛丽 -CHENEY: I love you, Mary.
我爱你 丽丝 I love you, Lizzie.
我们非常爱你 And we love you so much.
我们非常爱你 We love you so much.
我的女儿们 My girls.
我爱你们 女孩们 I love you, girls.
所以迪克·切尼告诉他的家人 So Dick Cheney told his family that
他已经准备迎接死亡了 he was ready to die
他并不害怕 and that he wasn't afraid.
他告诉他们他活的很充实 He told them he had lived a full life
他没有任何遗憾 and that he had zero regrets...
副总统 请交叉双臂 Vice President Cheney, cross your arms, please.
我们准备 好 数三下 There you go. Okay, on a count of three.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
他们说我的心脏可以让他再活十年 They say my heart could give him another ten years.
切尼不喜欢说这是别人的心脏 Cheney doesn't like to refer to it as someone else's heart.
他喜欢把它称为他新的心脏 He likes to refer to it as his new heart.
即使我死了 我也不得不说 Which, even though I'm dead, I have to say...
这让我觉得很恶心 still makes me feel pretty shitty.
所以 当Liz决定竞争竞选怀俄明州的 And so, when Liz decided to run for one of
两个参议院席位时 Wyoming's two Senate seats
对抗现任共和党的迈克·恩慈 against Republican incumbent Mike Enzi,
我们的迪克就在那里 our Dick was right there
希望看到切尼家族的政治影响力可以延续 to hopefully see the Cheney legacy of power continue.
你们知道怀俄明州参议员候选人丽丝·切尼 Are you aware Wyoming Senate candidate Liz Cheney
支持同性婚姻吗 supports gay marriage?
她妹妹和一个女人结婚了 Her sister is married to another woman,
丽丝·切尼拒绝支持 and Liz Cheney refuses to support
同性婚姻禁令的宪法修正案 a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage.
而现在她闪烁其词 Instead, she equivocates,
声称这是美国民权问题 claiming it's a states rights issue.
你们难道不认为怀俄明州希望 Don't you agree Wyoming deserves a senator
有一个支持异性婚姻的参议议员吗 who believes marriage should be between a man and a woman?
这个消息传到怀俄明州的每家每户 These calls went to every house in Wyoming.
每栋房子里 Every single house.
我将不会赢得竞选 I will never win.
我们该怎么办 What are we gonna do?
氧气监测仪稳定 O2 monitor is steady.
我们今天会和 We're joined here
丽丝·切尼在一起 today by Liz Cheney,
她正在参选怀俄明州参议员 who is running for the Senate from the state of Wyoming.
根据一项民意调查 According to one poll,
她目前落后两个点 she is behind by double digits.
欢迎 Welcome.
谢谢你的邀请 克里斯 Thank you for having me here, Chris.
很高兴见到你 Great to be with you.
请允许我指出 一些其他的选票 And may I point out, there are other polls
让我的支持率又上升一些 that have me much closer.
你的对手 参议员迈克·恩慈 Your opponent, Senator Mike Enzi,
声称你支持同性婚姻 claims that you support gay marriage
部分原因是 in part, because...
你支持你的同性恋妹妹 you support your gay sister
Mary和她妻子的结合 Mary's union with her wife.
我觉得她看上去非常好 I think she's coming off very well.
你怎么回答 How do you respond?
我要非常坚决的表明 Let me be very, very clear.
我不支持同性婚姻 I do not support gay marriage.
我相信婚姻只是存在男女之间的 I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.
但你之前一直声称 But you've always claimed
同性婚姻是一个民权问题 gay marriage is a state issue.
你的对手表示这是在混淆概念 Your opponent claims this is an equivocation.
好吧 我要切除主动脉 All right, I'm cutting the aorta.
标本碗准备好了吗 Do you have the specimen bowl ready?
在操作台上了 It's on the field.
好的 这是心脏 All right. Here's the heart.
妈妈 我知道如果你和爸爸不同意的话 The thing is, Mom, I know that Liz wouldn't have done
Liz不会说她反对同性恋的 any of this if you and Dad didn't approve.
所以 So...
我不敢相信你们会这么做 I can't believe you would do th--
我真的以为你们是有底线的 I really thought there was a limit to--
不 现在的你在抓狂 No, now you're just being hysterical,
你一直这样的话我不能和你沟通 and I can't talk to you when you get this way.
你需要冷静下来 可以吗 You need to settle down. Okay?
你现在很情绪化 You're being hysterical.
分流准备 Bypass is on standby.
三个都要吗 Is it in three?
我会一直等你们的消息 I'll have it waiting right here.
好吧 吸一点 加大吸力 All right, some suction. Some suction.
该死 Damn.
好的 我们就快完成了 All right. We're almost there.
爸爸 Dad.
深呼吸 宝贝 我爱你 Just breathe, baby. I love you.
病人心率稳定 Patient's heart rate is stable.
血压升高 Blood pressure increasing.
我去通知病人家属 I'm gonna notify the family.
我需要告诉他们什么 What should I tell them?
告诉他们病人情况良好 Tell them the patient's doing well.
好的 - 医生 在半小时结束 Okay. -SURGEON: We should be done in a half-hour.
Lynn和Dick来回居住在他们在Wyaming和Virginia的房子里
在2016年 Liz被选举为Wyoming的众议员
Mary Cheney 在2015年被问到
她和Liz是否有和解 她表示拒绝回答
副总裁先生 Mr. Vice President.
我应该坐这里吧 This must be the right place.
对 Yes.
你好 Hi.
我的荣幸 Pleasure.
请坐在这 Have a seat right there.
那么 嗯 是只有我在摄像机里还是 So, um, is it gonna be just, uh, me on camera or...
主要是您 我的镜头会单独剪辑 Primarily you. We'll cut back to me.
Eddie在用A镜头拍您 Eddie's got you with the A camera.
伊拉克战争期间 美军伤亡超过32325人 其中4550人确认死亡
自2001起 美国服役人员的自杀率增加了31%
我只是想说 好的 I'm just gonna be... All right.
超过60万伊拉克市民死于这场战争
预估计 ISIS造成15万名叙利亚及伊拉克人民的死亡
以及2千起国际范围的恐怖袭击
准备好了吗 - 嗯 Ready? -Hmm.
三分之二的美国人说 Two-thirds of Americans say
伊拉克战争是不值得打的 the Iraq War is not worth fighting.
他们认为从战争中获得的利益和美国以及 And they're looking at the value gained versus
伊拉克人民付出的生命相比是不值一提的 the cost in American lives and Iraqi lives.
那么 So?
所以 你不在乎美国人民的想法吗 So, don't you care what the American people think?
不 我认为你们 No, uh, I think you, uh,
不能 cannot be, uh,
偏离核心 blown off course.
我能感觉到你们的指责 I can feel your recriminations...
和你们的批判 and your judgment...
我对此可以理解 and I am fine with it.
如果你想要被爱 去当电影明星吧 You want to be loved, go be a movie star.
这个世界就像你看到的 The world is as you find it.
你必须面对现实 You gotta deal with that reality.
这个世界上还有很多怪物 And there are monsters in this world.
我们看到3000个无辜的人 We saw 3,000 innocent people
被那些禽兽活活烧死 burned to death by those monsters.
当我拒绝和那些禽兽同流合污时 And yet you object...
你们依然在反对我 when I refuse to kiss those monsters on the cheek
然后还对我说 请做个好人 and say "pretty please."
你来回答我 You answer me this.
什么样的恐怖袭击你会放任不管 What terrorist attack would you have let go forward
然后你依然看起来不像个卑鄙下流的家伙 so you wouldn't seem like a mean and nasty fella?
我不会道歉 I will not apologize...
因为保护了你家人的安全 for keeping your family safe.
我不会道歉 And I will not apologize...
因为做了一些必选要被做的事 for doing what needed to be done...
可以让你所爱的人 so that your loved ones
晚上可以安心睡觉 can sleep peaceably at night.
做你的仆人 Has been my honor...
是我的荣幸 to be your servant.
是你们选择了我 You chose me...
我是按你们的要求做了 and I did what you asked.
在接下来入侵伊拉克的几年
Halliburton的股价涨了500%
Bush和Cheney内阁宣称丢失了2千2百万封邮件
包括上百万封写于伊拉克战争时
原因是纽约大断电的时候
副总统Cheney的邮箱也崩溃了
在统一执行原则法案的庇护下，Yoo撰写的备忘录歪曲事实毫无监管
这些备忘录给予了总统极大的独权
这个备忘录现在在司法部的电脑里
在职总统都可以找的到
我喜欢曼哈顿岛 ? I like the island Manhattan
我知道你也喜欢 I know you do.
点燃你的烟斗 ? Smoke on your pipe
放进烟草 ? And put that in!
我喜欢在美国 ? I like to be in America
好吧 我在美国 ? Okay by me in America
美国一切都是的自由的 ? Everything free in America
在美国只需支付少量生活费 ? For a small fee in America
美国的汽车 ? Automobile in America
美国铬钢 ? Chromium steel in America
美国的钢丝辐条车轮 ? Wire-spoke wheel in America ?
都是美国重要的产业 ? Very big deal in America!
移民去美国 ? Immigrant goes to America
美国非常的友好 ? Many hellos in America
在美国没人知道 ? Nobody knows in America
美国的房子也很好 ? Wall-to-wall floors in America! ?
我喜欢美国的海岸 ? I like the shores of America! ?
舒适的美国属于你 ? Comfort is yours in America! ?
敲响美国的大门 ? Knobs on the doors in America ?
美国的房子非常好 ? Wall-to-wall floors in America! ?
抱歉打断一下 Sorry to interrupt,
马克想要和大家分享一些想法 But Mark wanted to share something with everyone.
整部电影里一些东西困扰我 Something's been bothering me this whole movie,
我刚想到了 and I just figured it out.
一切都很自由主义 The whole thing's liberal.
这是一种自由主义偏见 It's got a liberal bias.
很好 其他人有这种感觉吗 Interesting. Does anyone else feel that way?
一 二 三 四个人 One, two, three, four people.
好的 继续吧 Yeah, go ahead.
这都是事实 对吗 It's all facts. Right?
我是说他们必须和律师一起审查这一切 I mean, they had to vet all this with a lawyer.
这是怎么做到的 How does that make it...
- 自由主义是什么 -What's liberal about that?
- 你当然会这么说的 Lib Tard -You would say that, lib-tard.
好吧 对不起 Okay, I'm sorry.
所以 因为我有权利去了解事实 So, because I have the ability to understand facts,
这是怎么做到的 How does that make it...
好吧 伙计们 让我慢慢说 Okay, guys, let's just take it down.
你可能喜欢Hiliary You probably like Hillary.
白痴 Idiot.
好吧 首先 Okay, first of all,
Hillary不是总统 对不对 Hillary's not president. Okay?
你选择的橘色奇多 The-the-the orange Cheeto that you hired
这里橙色奇多指的是川普 讽刺说法
作为总统他正在毁灭国家 is the president and he's ruining the country...
川普是这个国家最好的 Trump is the best thing in this country.
你这个混蛋 You chicken-shit!
约翰 现在请进来 John! Now, come in, please.
嘿 伙计们 来吧 Hey, guys, come on.
伙计们 伙计们 住手 Guys! Guys! -Stop it.
把它关掉 Knock it off!
我迫不及待地想看这部最新的电影 I can't wait to see the new Fast and the Furiousmovie.
看起来很棒 That looks lit.
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