Erotic Nights of the Living Dead
How do you feel today is best?
- Doctor, I am covered this. - I'm not seeing anything.
Her skin is exactly like mine, see.
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Larry! At last!
Quick, come, catch me!
Hard! Force! You know how I like it, Larry!
Go more! Please!
Go, little fish, how much line it takes they want in the end I caught you.
I waited three hours for him and not let go of this guy.
Not that I have to play with him until tomorrow afternoon.
- It has many fish that ... - No such thing, Mr. Ross will get bored.
Then you will not have problems to pull it.
I know, Larry. I know it all.
Not talking to a novice, I'm a professional fishing on the high seas.
I do not read the books, I write them.
And the first rule is: do not pull at first bite.
Be very quiet.
Rule number two: never lose your concentration.
Do not let anything distract you.
Keep your eyes stuck on the line.
That's it right there, Mr. Ross!
- Concentration! - ... Right next bite after bite.
Is pulling harder, this son of a bitch!
I think I caught a monster this time!
Do not worry, Mr. Ross. Everyone deserves that catches the fish.
You are a scoundrel, Larry, but I like you.
The feeling is mutual, sir!
Mr. Mendoza, I have a meeting.
- Second floor front of me. - Thanks.
Among !
Come in, please.
- Welcome, Mr. Wilson. - Thanks.
Since your last view ...
I could go through all formalities.
I have a contract here signed by the president himself.
The island is yours.
Not exactly.
I am here to treat a matter premiliar ...
I work for the company and I admit I did not think ...
such a simple matter generate so much paperwork ...
to make a deal with you.
Our government is prepared and willing to support ...
any company to help our tourism industry.
When you want to visit the island?
As soon as possible. Will send someone to us?
No, I'm afraid I can not exempt anyone from the office.
So I think I can turn me alone.
- Thanks for everything. - The Lord is always welcome.
Not convince him to dinner us, Larry?
Sorry, Mr. Ross, but I to take care of the boat.
Okay. Come on, Liz, let's go.
Easy! I can not just go with a shoe, feels like I'm naked!
Look, here it is!
Thank you, you must have X-ray eyes.
I would take right now.
- Everything is ready, Skipper? - Just got to test.
I got it. Here, go for a stroll around town.
Thanks.
See you in the morning.
Have you any idea of some good hotel in this city?
- They say the sheriff is very good. - Thank you.
- I think he's cute. - I love blue eyes.
Look at him, is full of hot!
He is not the only that is hot!
are waiting for? Am ready and got nothing to do!
need a helping hand!
- Come on! - Sure!
Here we are!
In presenting the service!
At last! Now get to work!
The idea is this!
You can be arrested for walking with a weapon like that!
You like that, right? Me too!
I really like it!
Great! Great!
Continue, continue!
Beauty! Beauty!
Turn.
Yes!
Okay, girls, do not fight because of that, has for two.
Yes, continue.
Why not try a little bit?
It's getting bigger!
Good! That's right!
- He came back again. - Are you sure you saw him?
Yes, there in the harbor.
Do not worry, I know a how to get rid of him.
But it is better to warn others.
And tell them to keep home tonight.
Okay.
Four! N�umero won four, gentlemen.
Number 4.
Place your bets, please. Place your bets.
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
"Dix-huit! Eighteen!
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Make your bets.
I think I'll take a walk, need fresh air.
- Okay, you want money? - No.
- "Six". - "Six rouges," sixteen.
What a night.
're Unlucky, Monsieur ?
Luck stayed home.
Leave something for me.
Here.
Show me.
What about the four queens?
- See you tomorrow. - Good evening.
I had an idea, girls need visit one of the local islands.
Why not come to me, It'll be fun.
If you pay, we will. What is the island?
It's called Cat Island.
Oh, no! No! Let's go!
Hey, where are you?
Here's the money!
Hold on, you bitches! Forgot your money!
It's the kind of man seducing a woman.
With no clothes and a towel waiting.
Not to mention the bottles champagne.
I'll take a quick shower and I'll talk to you.
Hello, sailor.
I do it.
Wait.
I do it for you, okay?
He followed me on the yacht and finally I got rid of him and embarked for Miami.
What gave you to come stop this part of the world?
Understand, that I quit!
Their petro-dollars were very good, of course.
But that poor guy was crazy.
He was 10 years younger I ...
and God, the only thing he wanted to find the contemplation!
And you prefer more action?
I was born to the distractions.
In addition, he also was very jealous.
Once, he pitched with confusion a sailor when we were at sea.
The wretch was thrown overboard to the sharks.
My bad!
He must be lucky.
Well now what?
Wish I had enough champagne closure to the bath.
I think we turned right without it.
- I suspected it would be good. - But you inspired me.
Fly to your nest before Bird Daddy miss you.
Even more.
Larry!
Do not worry, Larry you have nothing to do with it.
But I swear by God he was moving!
And pass the police station later.
Arrived. Police want an autopsy ready but I see no reason to hurry.
Be careful, Doctor. Must be very careful.
The American sailor finds who killed him with a blow to the head.
But it takes much more than that to kill these creatures.
You and your stupid superstitions. One dead is dead.
And believe me, after use it, it will not be no doubt.
Now, go.
- I do not know where to take these ideas. - I'm warning you, Doctor.
Okay, okay, Now go.
- Mr. O'Hara? - Yes?
Mr. O'Hara also not met.
I noticed it when called me sir.
My name is John Wilson, I am an architect.
I would like to rent your boat for a few days.
- Yes, but not cheap. - It does not matter.
What matters is that you are the best sailor in the region.
It has good information.
- When you think of leaving? - Tomorrow morning.
It will take your wife?
She's not my wife, but will with us.
Beauty.
Want me to treat groceries?
Yeah, you know what to buy.
Want to take me to a Island called Cat Island. "
You know?
Yes, yes I know. But fear that things will be more difficult.
My helper will not want to go with us.
Why?
Well, people here are very humble.
And there are many stories on that island.
What kind of stories?
A tale of zombies, guided by a cat.
Invented by Native to cheat the tourists, I think.
Maybe. But many legends are based on facts.
Too bad you have not seen what I saw yesterday. Unbelievable.
You can walk there and see.
Here is an advance for the groceries.
Is the rest when we return. Until morning.
Are you sure you can trust that sailor?
He did not seem very happy to accept.
But he accepted the advance quickly.
- With money always talks. - Do you have plans for tonight?
Yes, I go to bed early, tomorrow we'll have to get up early.
I'm just saying that he was very mysterious.
What story was that zombies and cats?
This country has more legends that palm trees.
Do not worry.
- What about you? - I do not know.
Suddenly, I felt that someone entered the room.
- To our health. - At his.
This place is pretty cool. And I really liked your show.
Especially when does it all for me.
What was that?
- He said that we were alone? - Yes.
I saw them, will soon be here. Two men and a woman.
I'll talk to them, is what I do.
Maybe they can still be saved.
Do not know what can happen to them on this island.
I'll start the engine.
Okay, and I'm finishing climb.
- It is hard to drive? - Just keep your eyes on the compass.
The only thing that should be concerned ...
are the barrier islands or chains that may divert its route.
Considering everything, it is less dangerous than driving a cab.
I'm getting nervous.
- Have you had your Cat Island? - Yes, she went through in the Atlantic.
- And how is it? - For me, all islands are alike.
I guess you can treat us the names?
Why not?
Listen, Larry, never had the feel they are watching you?
The feeling of being observed all the time?
Guide the helm a little.
What a beauty, eh?
Speak little and still cook. Where to get it?
In the city, but not give me ideas.
The contract for this trip is unique.
As his boat, Larry.
Message received, boss. In loud and clear.
Lack how to get?
More or less, before sunset.
- Too late. - We left the route a few degrees.
My fault?
Who cares? Their island is not going anywhere.
Hey, just give a look!
What is it, that idea is that? Do not you see I'm busy?
Their island!
There's something creepy about it. So isolated and primitive.
Wait until the moon appears, is a little more romantic.
I'm very tired to wait.
I will eat any thing and and go straight to bed.
We landed on the ground morning.
You know what, Larry?
This island gives me chills.
What is it? Still feeling of being watched?
And besides, it is deserted.
Forget this nonsense. Come, let's eat something.
The boat is moored and the pirates are there.
Already landed on earth?
No. I think it will the night on board.
After all are not so stupid. Maybe they missed.
Maybe.
- Are not you tired? - A little.
But before bedtime, finish what we started this afternoon.
- No, again? - You love.
People have lived here. Was a large fishing village.
- What happened to him? - Was completely destroyed.
First an earthquake. After an epidemic.
And there's nothing left after that.
- And they all died? - Yes, they are all buried here.
The only thing left was an old warehouse.
It should be there, I guess.
They gave me an old map of the island. Here you are.
It is a fabulous place.
We will make the port there and the area of the hotels here.
And full of bungalows around.
According to the map ...
The old cemetery is to be there. We go there.
But that's cool.
Yes, it's right here.
How long will that nobody puts flowers on these graves.
It is ideal and well protected from wind.
We cleaned it all and a good layer cement will make a heliport.
There is no danger of the residents worrying about the noise.
We have visits.
- Who the hell are they? - You better go ask.
Seem natives. He did not say that there was nobody else here?
Soon we'll find out.
The girl is cute, is not it?
Hello We were told that the island was uninhabited.
Yeah, right.
We live here alone, my granddaughter and me alone with the dead.
'll Build here soon The most fabulous hotel in the Caribbean.
- And you know what that means? - Well, I ...
It means a lot of money to everyone, including you two.
What do I need money?
Now you know why. Stop brincdeiras.
It means that we will invest $ 25 million in this project.
No, no ... Let's go.
But that old son of a bitch, huh?
Look, if one accepts advice, should not treat them well.
I'm not paying you to give counsel, Larry, come on.
Thank you.
They say this thing is good.
I think you need?
- Well, there's a way to find out. - And what are you waiting for?
But beware, we are working for the same person, are not we?
It is Wilson. We both exerts a function.
He is the head.
And I am the sailor. And you?
I'm there.
No, I was talking about how earn a living, got me wrong.
Sorry, sailor.
- What's happening? - I do not know.
- Did you hear that? - Looks like an earthquake.
It must be this damn old and that girl trying to scare us.
Seriously, how would they?
- What should we do? - Let's go back to the boat.
Yeah, right, let it go, quickly!
That's incredible. Take a look at it, Larry.
It's that old. Photography I took at the cemetery.
- So? - Do not you notice? The girl is not in it.
What does that mean?
Of course she was there, I saw her.
You should not have focused as well.
There is no other explanation.
What is this? Is keeping the remains now?
- Yes, to give the cat. - What cat?
I saw on the beach this morning. He seemed to be hungry.
Hey, what's the problem? It was a cat I saw, not a tiger.
- Where to? - I will measure some things.
Come, I need help.
- Okay. - I will stay here in the sun.
Look!
Footprints cat.
The Fiona was right then.
It's that damned old again.
Another of his little tricks.
- That's 600 feet to the water. - Thanks
Listen.
What do you think it was that noise that we heard yesterday?
I'm still convinced it was that old.
Maybe he used something to amplify the sound.
Well, I finished.
I'll take a few more photos and we can go back to the boat.
Okay, while doing so I want to talk with the old.
Want to find out what is his.
Not a bad idea.
Since going there, give it a shot in his ass for me.
Gotta talk to you.
Tell me one thing.
You did ...
that weird noise ...
we heard yesterday? If you did, how did you?
Tell the truth. Did you?
- If you're saying ... - Has to say.
There is nobody here besides you, the girl and the dead.
Take this. Perhaps that can save him.
This was given to me by his grandfather.
Tell me what to do.
Why he gave it to me?
He knows what is right. He gave you this because it is honest.
He will not hurt you. And they will not hurt you.
Do not be afraid.
And why would I fear?
There are only two of you living here.
These stories they tell is crazy.
Do not miss the amulet.
It can save you.
Wake up!
I had a weird dream.
It was like that girl were me.
Who is this girl?
That girl native, was as she was lying here.
We must wait here for Larry.
Went to that old, I hope that can take some sense of it.
Ah, there he is. You took.
- As with the old? - Let's go back to the boat.
I'm getting full of this trip. And this damn island.
I'm bored. Come on, come on.
Yes, but spoke with the old or not?
Yes, I spoke with him.
And I'm starting to think they say this place is true.
- It's just a bunch of nonsense. - Johnny!
This is ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous!
Look at the pictures I took yesterday.
- What about it? - Now see I took today.
It seems that someone has been playing and moved all the graves ...
and crosses.
- Maybe it printed wrong. - No, I've checked all.
Yeah, and I saw some footprints funny today.
In my opinion, it's time to go home.
Okay, now I'm Everything.
What? Why not start?
I do not know.
Shit!
Nor can we use candles, the wind suddenly stopped.
This is his damn boat, make it work.
Larry!
Look for your state! Can you tell me what happened?
I went for a walk last night.
I think I tripped and knocked his head on a stone.
A walk in the middle of the night?
It's better than staying listening to the two lovebirds
Okay, smart guy, do some one thing to run a bath ...
so we can leave here okay?
Sure. You're the boss, boss.
It's all scratched too.
That stone had hit very long nails.
Oh, come on.
One of the strangers here with me and he wants to explain how ...
those strange things happened.
I want to stop I paid for your help.
I suppose it's a healer or sorcerer.
I know I had fun playing with their tricks ...
but it's time to stop because we're leaving.
Here. For both.
You're stubborn and foolish as a selfish child.
And I can not help you, money can not buy my life.
No use to me.
Currently, there is nothing I can do for you.
You said that wretch could help me.
But I barely understand their babozeiras.
It is difficult to appreciate the wisdom and you do not understand that.
- He's your father? - No. But I love him.
You are beautiful. And more ...
You're beautiful.
No. Not during the day, I like most in the moonlight.
I hope for you tonight.
It's useless, there is nothing wrong with him.
Already assembled and disassembled piece by piece.
And the damn engine not work.
And now?
Do not worry, I can ask help by radio.
It was time. It's a pity not reminded of it yesterday.
Business before pleasure, baby.
GL-1 calling Curacao. GL-1 calling Curacao.
Answer!
GL-1 calling Curacao. GL-1 calling Curacao.
Here is Curacao continue GL-1.
I'm in trouble here on the island of Cat
I have an engine that will not start and I did everything I could.
It seems that I need a trailer can come?
Sure, why not back using the candles
There's not a breeze, if it ever had.
We need help.
It's funny, no wind this time of year.
I know it's funny very funny.
This season is almost impossible, please come, exchange and out.
I talked to the old again, he's really stubborn.
The first thing to do is to shove it somewhere.
We can not let it hang around.
And the girl too?
She can stay as long as she does not like the old target.
Counting all, I admit we have to get out of here.
I have spoken with the Coast Guard, they should already be coming.
The best seamen of the port, I was told.
What if I chose the worst?
Jonny was luckier than you.
He had a good conversation with the old and the girl.
But he fell and got all Scratched like you.
Larry likes to do things the hard way.
A kick in the nose and there is a new achievement.
It is better to go around passing checks, is not it?
Asking the girls how much do they charge?
Not only girls, I bought you.
- Your ... - Come on, Larry!
Do not bother with it! It was just what was missing ...
have a fight on this wonderful cruise.
Forget it and say something about you, I'm curious to know you better.
And because of that I live well.
If I lost that game poker hand I come home.
Then I won and I to be the captain of this boat.
What a funny noise.
It's just the boat, have nothing to see.
Yes, it was the boat that is on the coast.
Jonny used it to go to the bank and then forgot to tie it.
I tied him and is now safe.
Not worried Poor with John?
What's to worry?
He will not get back the margin and we're alone.
If you think I planned it to rape you ...
Hang on, sailor!
If he was afraid that I would try escape, but I will not.
What is happening on this island?
- Come here. - Wait.
If you stay, I have a surprise for you.
It's that sound again.
And Jonhy is still on the island.
What do we do?
- I'll look for it. - Wait, I'm with you.
Lost something?
No.
It's nothing.
Someone has been digging the graves.
What caused our friend? Where is he?
Now I understand why nobody wants to come to this island.
I have not obeyed when they wanted to warn me.
I wanted to believe that what they said was a mistake.
But now, please, I beg you, let us depart in peace.
Still has a chance to save himself.
The old man gave the amulet to you, but not your idiot friend.
He was stubborn and presumptuous.
He thought he could use his money to buy everything and everyone.
He did not understand that money and vanity does not exist here.
We only want one thing: be at peace.
Tell me, where is he now?
Ali
- John! John! - Wait! Stop!
He's dead.
I have to give it a shot in his head.
No!
There.
Larry!
Get up!
- No! - Get up!
Come on!
Get up!
Do not go on anymore, need to rest.
Zombies. Undead.
They are the inhabitants of ancient Island fishermen.
- There they are! - Be quiet.
The only advantage we have is that they walk slowly.
But I have no idea how to stop them.
Never escape from here.
Let's hope do not approach.
I think it is time for a race through the forest.
Come on, baby, let's go.
Oh, my God!
The old warehouse.
Here, take a torch.
Light it.
He is masturbating again.
- Do not sit still! - It's bad for your eyes.
Come on, let's go, be nice, let's go.
- Be calm. Be nice! - Let me me alone!
- Stop fighting! - They tease me!
- What's happening? - It's Victor and his usual tricks.
Being a boy brought again, Victor?
Leave him to me, I take care of him, and see who else is there.
Yes, ma'am.
Now, Victor, we have a serious conversation.
It is time to leave these habits, you're a big boy now.
Ali!
- No! - Okay, enough for tonight.
Come on, Larry, is a nice guy.
Anyway, nor does it appear that he enjoyed it.
Why do you always run away?
Come on!
Come on, Larry, take your time, why not relax and enjoy it?
- We could beat him or hang him. - Do you think he killed that guy?
- Of course, it was he or his girlfriend. - She's cute.
I do not believe that a cute that did such a thing.
It was only because one of them had three people there, two of them and the blind.
Only three! Only three!