夏威夷好玩嗎？
So tell me. How was Hawaii?
- 太贊了 - 是嗎？
- It was unbelievable. - Oh, yeah?
- 有豔遇啦？ - 我遇到一個男人
- Well, what happened? - I met this guy.
那是我此生最美的一周
It was the best week of my life.
一段浪漫的假期
It was just a little vacation romance.
他好溫柔
But he was so sweet.
他帶我到好多好玩的地方
He took me to all these cool local places.
我們去潛水…
We went scuba diving....
- 浮潛 - 爬山
- Snorkeling. - Mountain climbing.
懸崖跳水
We went cliff diving.
我們喝醉了
Well, we got a little drunk.
- 他幫我… - 擦背
- He gave me.... - A back rub.
我們深情擁舞…
We slow danced....
在雨中
...in the rain.
這不只是性而以
But it wasn't just about the sex.
我倆沒有別的關係 我們倆的關係只是性的關係
He pounded me like a mallard duck.
不過結束的有點怪
It ended kind of weird, though.
我跟他要電話，他卻說他…
When I asked for his number, he said he's....
- 結婚了 - 是同志
- Married. - Gay.
- 正要投身宗教事業 - 他不喜歡用電話
- Entering the priesthood. - He doesn't believe in phones.
他就這樣走了
He just kind of ran away.
這只是段露水姻緣…
You know, it was just a little fling, but....
但我永遠忘不了他…
I won't forget my week....
羅亨利
...with Henry Roth.
- 羅亨利 - 小利利
- Henry Roth. - Harry.
硬漢亨利
Harry Paratesticles.
- 羅亨利 - 羅亨利
- Henry Roth. - Henry Roth.
- 羅亨利 - 羅亨利
- Henry Roth. - Henry Roth.
亨利，為何不早說你是密探？
Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me you were a secret agent?
“情報員”比較好聽 我不能隨便跟你透露
I prefer intelligence operative, and I couldn't tell you until I knew you.
我回去能打電話給你嗎？
Well, can I call you when I land?
行，但到時我已經在秘魯了 我太大聲了
You can call me, but I'll be in Peru. I said that a little loud.
總部，狀況：野狼騎走，整夜狂飆
Come on, that's a 187, code blue. We got the wolf sleeping at night.
他從山林來越過原野 跨過小溪向前行，完畢
He's slipping his arm in the drawer and out comes the cookie jar. All clear.
明白？
Got it?
也許等你從秘魯回來再打
Well, maybe when you get back from Peru.
- 我想那是不可能的，莉莎 - 是琳達
- I don't think that's an option, Lisa. - Linda.
我知道，我這是為了保護你
I know. I changed your name for your protection.
我們得分手了
We have to go our separate ways now.
再見了
Well, goodbye.
收到，馬上來
Got it! Moving out!
- 你搞什麼啊？ - 繼續騎，我給你二十塊錢
- What the hell is your problem? - Just keep going, I'll give you $20.
- 沒問題，你的蛋沒破吧？ - 我痛斃了，全速前進
- You got it. How's your balls? - Killing me. Hit it.
輕一點，大法師
Easy, Honah Lee.
我是人，不是海豹
Hey, I'm a person, not a seal.
我是獸醫，我專醫動物 別亂動，再動就不幫你醫了
I am a vet, not a doctor. So just hold still, or I won't give you a treat.
痛吧，孩子們看好了
I know, it's okay. You see that, kids?
跟鯊魚玩就會有這種下場
You see what happens when you play with sharks?
你別散播謠言，鯊魚跟小狗一樣
Now, why you gotta spread those lies? Sharks are like dogs.
亂碰他小弟弟，他就會咬你
They only bite when you touch their private parts.
我的紀錄片可以用這標題
That's a good title for my documentary.
鯊魚，碰他小弟就咬死你
Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.
不然就用“愛吃腰子的鯊魚”
Or you could call it, Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney.
別笑了，你也一樣，小威
All right, enough already. You too, Willie.
你們全都一樣
All of you.
他對我們下咒
He just cast a spell on us.
一天換藥四次，持續兩周
All right. Put this on four times a day for two weeks.
- 你自己可以換 - 那只海龜怎麼了？
- You can handle that. - What's wrong with that turtle?
他的肺生病了 因為他抽太多大麻了…
Lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed...
你也一樣別抽了
...which is bad for you. Right, Ula?
幹嘛？我又不抽大麻
What? I don't smoke weed.
大情聖，那個下港來的花癡妹呢？
Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot wahine nympho from Ohio?
我今早在機場跟她分手了
Hi, She is great. I dropped her off at the airport this morning.
拜託，說清楚一點
Come on, I need some details.
你摸過、爽過了？
You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi- poi? Come on.
阿爸，花癡是什麼？
Daddy, what's a nympho?
花癡是花枝的一種
Oh. The nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
你還是大烏賊咧
You're the state idiot of Hawaii.
沒錯，小威，要大口吃魚也要愛魚
Here you go. Bite the fish, chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.
- 你真愛搞笑，大情聖 - 是嗎？
- You crack me up, kamaaina. - Oh, yeah?
- 總有一天… - 幹嘛？
- You known, one of these days... - Yeah?
你會讓來渡假的美女難以忘懷…
...you'll show one of those tourists such a good time...
她就會想留在這島上
...she'll wanna stay on the island.
你幹嘛說這麼恐怖的話？
Why do you say mean things like that...
還把你的髒腳踏在我枕頭上
...and why is your foot on my pillow?
屁股也不行，起來！
I don't want your ass on it, either. Get up! Get up!
這很有可能
It could happen.
然後你就不能駕船去阿拉斯加了
Then you won't be able to go on your boat trip to Alaska.
你會被卡在這裡，跟我一樣娶個老母豬
You'll be stuck here, waking up next to the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.
- 開玩笑的啦 - 你是說老還是母豬的部份？
- Just kidding, guys. - About the old part or the ugly part?
醫生，快來，肥仔病了！
Henry, come quickly! It's Jocko!
肥仔，你怎麼了？
Jocko! What's going on with you, buddy?
別怕，不會有事的
Don't be scared. Everything's gonna be fine.
冷靜點
Just stay calm. All right.
小威，別看，快出去！
Willie, I don't need you to see this. Get out of here, now!
檢查一下池子的溫度，快去！
Check the temperature of the pool. Go! Hurry!
你耍寶啊？去看溫度計！
What are you doing? I meant check the thermometer!
幫我忙，快點！
Give me a hand. Let's go!
幫我拿兩條魚過來
I need you to get me two fish from the barrel. Now.
- 好 - 忍著點
- Okay. - Just hang in there.
- 來了 - 不會有事的
- Here. - It's gonna be all right.
太溫了，拿桶底的魚
That's a little warm. Go to the bottom of the barrel, please.
很好，謝謝
Okay, there. That's good. Thank you.
來啊，吃下去
Come on, buddy, take it. Take it.
- 他沒反應 - 我知道啦
- He's not responding! - I know, Alexa!
抱歉打了你，你要跟死魚一樣冷靜，懂嗎？
Sorry, I smacked you. You needed the fish- slap to calm down.
- 你夠冷靜嗎？ - 夠，死魚打醒了我
- Do you understand? Are you calm? - Yes. Fish- slap calm me.
我要動手讓他深呼吸…
Ok, Now, I'm gonna try to get him breathing manually...
你把臉貼在他嘴旁注意動靜
...Ok, so I need your face next to his mouth to see if it's working.
- 準備好了？ - 好了
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- 一、二、三 - 沒動靜！
- One, two, three! - Nothing, nothing!
好，再試一次，要是再沒用，就動手術
All right! I'll try it one more time. If it doesn't work we'll perform a tracheotomy.
我們可不想那樣，再來一次吧
We don't wanna do that, so let's pray this works. One more time.
一、二…
One, two....
吐的真多呢
That's a lot of vomit.
這就是我進這行的理由
This is why I got into this business.
要拯救海洋動物
To save sea animals.
你去洗個澡吧？
You should go wash yourself off, okay?
用薑汁洗，可以去腥味
Maybe try some turpentine. That might take the stink away.
幹的好啊，兄弟
Yeah, high- five is right, buddy.
我知道你會打嗝，但吐就太猛了
I knew you were gonna burp, but the vomit thing was awesome!
這是她偷吃我三明治的下場
That's what she gets for eating my roast beef sandwich.
小威，你看到了吧？
Willie, did you see that?
船長日誌，11月5日，清晨6點45分
Captain's log: November 5th, 6: 45 a.m.
我駕著海蛇號到歐胡島
I've taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around the island of Oahu.
這是它航行最遠的一次…
It is by far the longest voyage she has yet undertaken...
此次出航成功代表它已經…
...and its completion will signal that she's ready...
準備好航向布裡斯托灣…
...for our great journey to Bristol Bay...
野生海象的棲息地，那裡有數不清的…
...whose unspoiled walrus habitat will yield an abundance of...
哇咧！
Damn it!
不會吧？
Are you kidding me?
你好，帥哥，要點什麼？
Aloha, honey. What can I get for you?
我想我就來杯咖啡吧
I guess I'll take a cup of coffee.
- 你想？ - 我吃過早餐了
- You guess? - Yeah, I already ate breakfast.
我只是在等人救援，幫忙拖船
I need to kill some time before the Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat.
你早餐吃了什麼？
What did you eat?
花生巧克力加寶礦力
I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and some Gatorade.
那不算早餐，來客火腿蛋吧
They're not breakfast. I get you Spam and eggs.
大胖，來客火腿蛋
Nick, I need Spam and eggs.
嗨
Hey.
- 你喜歡花生巧克力？ - 對
- You like the peanut butter cups? - Yes.
我幫你在蛋里加一點吧？
Want me to put peanut butter cups in your eggs?
不用了
No, that's okay.
花生巧克力
Peanut butter cups.
- 阿蘇，你髮型好美 - 謝謝你，露西
- Hey, Sue, nice haircut. - Mahalo, Lucy.
你在看我還是看她？
Are you staring at me or her?
老子我被你搞毛了哦
Because you're starting to freak me out.
別激動，吃你的早餐吧
Settle down and eat your pancakes.
我想她是本地人，我想去跟她搭訕…
I think she's a local girl. I wanted to go up to her...
但我不敢，不過，她超可愛的
...but I was kind of off my game. But, man, was she cute, though.
我以為你喜歡外國妞
I thought you liked your bitches from out of state.
對，我一向如此，免得被人綁住
Yeah, that's usually my policy. Make sure I don't get tied down.
別動
Freeze that image right there.
小傢伙在這，恭喜你，媽咪
There's the little fella. Congratulations, Mommy.
看來有人怕承諾
Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commitment.
我猜猜看
Let me guess.
你高中的馬子去轟趴…
Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party...
結果喝醉跟同學大搞性派對
...then cheated on you with whole wrestling team.
差不多了，不過是大學的馬子
Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend Tracy.
也不是跟同學搞，是跟老師搞
And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor.
- 她喜歡老男人 - 是老女人，大她50歲
- Oh, she liked the older man. - Older women. About 50 years older.
你有海扁那只老母狗吧？
I hope you shot the stupid tramp.
怎麼說話這麼粗？
What's with the "tramp" and the "bitches" talk?
- 你喝醉了？ - 對不起
- Are you drunk or something? - I apologize for nasty talk.
最近沒啥搞頭，我有點抓狂
I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy.
閉嘴，千載難逢的機會來了
Shut up, because here comes one- time- only opportunity.
我要進你辦公室，脫個精光
What I will do now is go into your office and become naked.
接下來就看你的了
Next move is up to you.
我也許沒以前那麼柔軟了…
I may not be as limber as I once was...
但我會用熱情和技巧來彌補你
...but I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment.
你不明白，我不喜歡男人
I don't know if you realize, I'm not into guys.
花生巧克力男
Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups.
你好，猛男大廚師
Hey, Mr. Could- Kill- Me- in- One- Punch. How you doing?
- 你回來了 - 就是忘不掉那些火腿
- You're back. - Couldn't get enough of that Spam.
幫我煎一點，再加個蛋吧
Fry some up and throw some eggs on it.
- 沒問題 - 真多謝啦
- You got it. - All right, mahalo.
- 你好，露西 - 你好，大胖
- Hi, Lucy. - Hi, Nick.
你何不試試這招？
You know, why don't you try this?
這就像門柱一樣
It's kind of a hinge.
- 我怎麼沒想到？ - 當局者迷、旁觀者清
- Now, why didn't I think of that? - Well, you're too close to the project.
別自責了
Don't be hard on yourself.
是啊，旁觀者有時看的更清楚
Right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective.
多問個人准沒錯
Fresh eye never hurts.
我是露西
I'm Lucy.
我是羅亨利，幸會
Yes. I'm Henry Roth.
- 幸會 - 幸會
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
做的很不錯，繼續加油
It's pretty. Keep up the good work.
等等，你好像一個人來 要不要過來一起坐？
Wait. I see you're sitting there alone. Do you wanna come and sit down?
- 好啊，挺不錯的 - 很好
- Sure, that'd be great, if that's all right. - Okay.
- 你是建築師？ - 不是，我工作跟魚有關
- So are you an architect? - I am not. I'm in fish.
難怪會有那股味道
Oh, that's where the smell is coming from.
是啊，我早上喂了海象…
Yeah, yeah, I was feeding a walrus this morning...
我以為我都洗乾淨了 但是大概並沒有吧
...and I thought I got most of it off of me, but guess I didn't.
- 我喜歡這味道 - 不會吧
- I love that smell. - No, you don't.
- 連魚都不喜歡這種味道了 - 真的，我爸是漁夫
- Fish don't even like that smell. - No, I do. My dad's a fisherman.
他跟我弟道格都一起出海
He and my brother Doug, they go out to sea for months at a time.
每次回來，因為我太想他們…
And I miss them so much while they're gone that when they come back...
我都會抱他們整整五分鐘
...I just hold on to them for five minutes each.
他們身上的味道就像你的手 世上最香的味道
And they smell just like your hands. It's the best smell in the world.
有需要的話…
Well, my fingers are available...
隨時歡迎你聞
...for your sniffing pleasure anytime you need them.
- 想聞嗎？ - 想
- Wanna? - Okay.
餐廳
海獅以好動聞名…
Sea lions are known for their athleticism...
海豚則以智慧聞名
...and dolphins are known for their intelligence.
- 海象的聞名之處… - 是象牙？
- Walruses are known for their.... - Tusks?
象牙，還有超壯觀的大雞雞
Their tusks. Also their male parts can get pretty gigantic.
沒錯，那是世上第二大的
Yeah, yeah, it's the second biggest out of all the mammals.
- 第一大的是誰？ - 那個大花臉吧
- What's the first? - I think Tattoo- Face.
我喜歡你的笑聲
I like your laugh.
我喜歡你逗我笑
I like you making me laugh.
抱歉打擾，要供應午餐了
I hate to break this up, but we're setting up for lunch.
歹勢，阿蘇
Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue.
海象最酷的地方，就是很神秘
And the real cool thing about walruses is they're very mysterious.
- 神秘？ - 對
- Mysterious? - Yeah, yeah.
我們不知他們的野外生活
We don't really know what they're like in the wild.
他們不是愛睡冰山、打哈欠嗎？
Don't they just sleep on icebergs and yawn all the time?
那是離開水面，我們所看到的…
All we really see is what they do outside of the water...
他們在冰下的生活就神秘了…
...but who knows what they do under the ice...
他們有2/3的時間是在水裡
...where they spend two- thirds of their lives.
也許他們在下面，用大雞雞威脅別人
Well, maybe they're intimidating the other creatures with their big winkies.
那是其中一個理論
That is one theory.
- 我得走了 - 你要上哪？
- I have to go. - Where you going?
今天我爸生日，我們每年都會去摘鳳梨
It's my dad's birthday, and we go every year and we pick a pineapple.
- 這是傳統 - 聽來不賴，好吧…
- It's a tradition. - That sounds nice. Okay, well...
我今天很愉快
...I had a great time.
- 我也是 - 好
- Me too. - Okay.
你想再來吃早餐嗎？ 明天早上，同一時間？
Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time?
- 因為我早上十點要上美術課 - 真的？
- Because I teach an art class at 10. - Really?
- 真的 - 希望我趕得來…
- Yeah. - I wish I could make it...
好，我會來
...but, yes, I will be there.
- 保重 - 好
- Take care. - Okay.
- 再回味一下，哇，超腥的 - 吸的真大口
- One for the road. It is fishy. - Got you good.
- 再見！ - 再見！
- Aloha. - Aloha!
明天見
See you tomorrow.
我的老天
Oh, my God.
我的媽呀
Oh, my goodness.
靠
Shit.
有蜜蜂叮我
I had a bee on me.
- 是哦 - 很大一隻呢
- All right. - He was a big one.
這話是說“看這兩個呆子”
Which means "look at those two shitheads."
這是我看過最鳥的揮杆了
That was the stupidest- looking swing I've ever seen.
我來讓它更像鳥
I'm gonna take a Molokai on that one.
不能用丟的，拜託
No throwing. Come on.
別笑，死孩子，你們打給我看
Stop laughing, you hyenas. Let's see what you get.
聽見沒，快去！
Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!
表現給老爸看看
Show papa what you got.
- 爛小孩，只會起肖 - 你真是模範父親啊
- You suck, you're good at everything. - Father of the Year strikes again.
對了，老大 我今天在星巴克遇見金髮律師
By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond tax attorney at Starbucks today.
我跟她說想找樂子就要來找你
I told her you the kahuna she wanna have fun on this island.
你要不要她的電話？
You want her number?
你又幫我拉客了？
You pimping tourists for me again?
對，我靠你維繫我的生命
Yes! I live vicariously through you, remember?
我的人生太慘了
My life sucks.
跟她來個巨猩喬揚大戰金髮妹
Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky.
我需要嘛，我會想像是我上場 這樣我才活的下去
Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then I can get through another weekend.
我哪都不去，謝了
I'm staying in. Sorry. Thank you, though.
- 什麼？ - 阿爸！
- What? - Hey, Dad!
別吵啦，賠錢貨
Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.
可是你傷口在流血耶
But your stitches are bleeding.
一定是我打到的
It must've been my huge back- swing.
今晚在我衝浪後幫我縫好，好嗎？
You think you can stitch me up after I get back from surfing?
- 好，再幫你繡朵花 - 流著血去衝浪…
- Yeah, looking forward to it. - I wouldn't surf with a wound like that.
會引來鯊魚
You might attract a shark.
少唬爛了，鯊魚天性溫和
What's wrong with that? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
是嗎？那你的傷哪來的？
Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut, anyway?
鯊魚咬的
A shark bit me.
好耶
Nice.
再多去嗑點藥吧
Go smoke another one, bro.
你的鯊魚理論已經開始流行了
That shark theory's starting to catch on.
大家安靜…
Now, will everybody keep it down...
等我把球打過去
...while I whack the crap out of this thing?
停，靠！
Sit! Stay! Shit! No!
跑哪去了？
Where the hell is it?
找東西啊？
Looking for something?
老天，你在這幹嘛？
Oh, my God! What are you doing here?
跟你一樣，找球啊
The same thing you are. Looking for my ball.
怪了，我想了你一整天
This is weird. I've been thinking about you all morning, all day.
我等不及明早跟你共進早餐了
Can't wait to have breakfast with you again.
我知道，我也想把你吃了
I know. And I just wanna eat you up.
- 真的？ - 對，明天、後天…
- Really? - Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day...
- 大後天，大大後天 - 好了、好了
- ...and the next day and the next day. - All right. Okay.
哇咧
Oh, my.
露西，好舒服哦
Oh, Lucy, that feels so good.
不行，我乳頭很敏感，別這樣
No, my nipples are too sensitive. Stop that.
- 怎麼回事？ - 球打中車…
- What happened? - Your ball hooked into that cart...
彈回來正中你的頭，真是超爆笑的
...bounced back and hit you in the head. It was freaking hilarious.
- 什麼？ - 露西是誰？
- What? - Who's Lucy?
你的乳頭又怎麼了？
And what's up with your nipples?
我不能愛上在地人 我不會回那間小吃店的
I can't be falling for a local. I ain't ever going back to that diner.
- 你被打中這裡？ - 對
- This where you got hit? - Yes!
還好你是夏威夷的專業跳崖手
You're so lucky you're a professional cliff diver in Hawaii.
- 我很專業 - 我是稅務律師
- Yeah, well, it's a living. - I'm a tax attorney.
- 超無聊的職業 - 是嗎？
- We never get to have any fun. - Is that right?
我今晚想找點樂子
I'd like to do something extra fun tonight.
你真是又急又渴啊
Taking it deep, aren't you?
阿丁，再給小姐來杯大藍鳥
How about another fishbowl for the lady?
- 乾脆開一桶酒給她喝吧？ - 好啊
- Why don't I just tap a keg for her? - Okay.
我好像有點醉了
I think I'm getting kind of drunk.
- 你咧？ - 快了
- Are you getting drunk? - Getting there.
你在想什麼？
So, what are you thinking?
我在想什麼？
What am I thinking?
其實我根本沒醉，你也一樣…
Actually, I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you...
因為飲料裡根本沒酒精
...because there's no alcohol in these drinks.
抱歉，這伎倆我用過很多次了
Sadly, I've used this technique many times.
這能幫你這種外來客放鬆…
It helps lovely tourists, such as yourself...
讓人整晚都能保持清醒…
...loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake...
又毫無罪惡感的跟我上床
...and have guilt- free, vigorous sex with me.
- 哇 - 抱歉
- Wow. - I'm sorry.
我也不是跳崖手，我有懼高症
I'm not a cliff diver, either. I'm afraid of heights.
今天是我假期的最後一晚…
Well, since it's my last night in town...
我能不能假裝沒聽到這些 然後還是跟你上床？
...can I pretend you didn't just say that and still have sex with you anyway?
我做不到，對不起
I can't do it. I'm sorry.
至少幫忙指點一下有誰能吧
Well, can you at least point me in the direction of someone who can?
那邊那傢伙應該幫得上忙
That guy over there could help you out.
- 那不是個女人嗎？ - 我不太確定耶
- Isn't that a woman? - Jeez, I'm not really sure.
但你已醉到搞不清了，對吧？保重
But you're too drunk to notice, remember? Take care.
- 你，阿囉哈 - 阿囉哈
- Hey, you. Aloha. - Aloha.
這個阿囉哈不是你好，是再見 今天沒開店，走開
Not aloha, "hello," aloha, "goodbye." We're closed today. Go away.
- 你在說什麼啊？ - 上菜了！
- What are you talking about? - Order up!
- 別動，我有話要跟你說 - 知道啦
- Don't move. I have to talk to you. - Okay.
- 大花臉！ - 花生巧克力男！
- Hey! Tattoo- Face! - Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!
嗨
Hi.
嗨
Hi.
我手指今天更腥了，想聞嗎？
My fingers are extra fishy today, if you care to take a whiff.
你說什麼？
What was that?
我早上幫海象擦澡 滿腦子想的都是你
I was petting my walrus all morning and thinking of you the whole time.
變態狂，我想你該走了
Okay, pervert. I think that you should leave.
我開玩笑啦，我們昨天聊過的
What? I was joking because of what we talked about yesterday.
昨天？
Yesterday?
我根本沒見過你
I've never even met you.
- 大胖，快來幫我 - 來了
- Nick! I need help! - Coming, Lucy.
大胖，放下，我來處理
Nick, put that down. I'll handle it.
- 你跟我來 - 怎麼回事？
- You, follow me. - Wait a... What's going on?
我是開玩笑的啦！
I was kidding around with you!
搞什麼？她是不是瘋了？
What's happening here? Is she crazy or something?
露西很特別，她跟別人很不一樣
Lucy is a very special person. Very different from other people.
好
Okay.
一年前，露西出了車禍
About a year ago, Lucy was in a terrible car accident.
她跟她爸去北邊摘鳳梨
She and her father went up North Shore to get a pineapple.
她爸斷了幾根肋骨 但露西卻有嚴重的腦部傷害
Her father broke some ribs, but Lucy suffered a serious head injury.
她喪失了短期記憶的能力
She lost her short- term memory.
所以她啥都記不得了？
So she can't remember anything?
不，她的長期記憶都還在
No, no, no, she has all of her long- term memory.
那屬於不同的腦部區塊
That's a different part of the brain.
她這一輩子，到出意外前一晚，她都記得
Her whole life, up to the night before the accident, she remembers.
她只是無法再輸入任何新資訊
She just can't retain any new information.
她每晚睡著後就從新開始
It's like her slate gets wiped clean every night while she sleeps.
這很像我跟瘋女人分手的藉口…
Hold on. This sounds like something I would tell a psycho girl...
好讓她別再纏我，我像瘋子嗎？
...so she'd stop calling me. Am I the psycho girl?
我沒有半句假話！
I wish I was making this up!
她不記得她見過你
She has no memory that she ever met you.
那摘鳳梨的事呢？
What about the pineapple- picking thing?
她每天都提，因為她每天醒來…
She says that every day, because each morning...
就認為今天是去年10月13日
...she wakes up thinking it's October 13th of last year.
她會來吃早餐，因為她每週日都這樣…
She comes for breakfast because that's what she did on Sundays...
10月13日剛好就是周日
...and October 13th was a Sunday.
她不知道已經過一年了
She has no idea it's more than a year later.
她會看報紙
She reads the newspaper.
那是她爸特別準備的報紙
It's a special paper her father puts on their porch.
那是她出意外那天的報紙 他準備了好幾百份
It's from the day of her accident. He got hundreds of them printed.
露西每天都做一樣的事
Lucy does the same thing every day.
- 嘿！ - 在後面
- Hello! - Back here.
- 老爸！ - 小公主
- Hi, Dad! - Oh, hi, sweetie.
你沒等我就去摘了
You got one without me.
市場的小姐送我當生日禮物
The lady at the farmers' market gave it to me as a birthday present.
我不想傷她的心
I didn't wanna hurt her feelings.
我想她喜歡你
I think she likes you.
- 我是人見人愛 - 那我們的傳統呢？
- Yeah, what's not to like? - What about our tradition?
我有主意，我昨天漆了工作室
Well, I have another idea. I painted my workshop yesterday.
一片雪白
White.
可是它太白了，白的讓我頭痛
Now it's too white. Gives me a headache.
是啊，你需要加點色彩
Oh, yeah, you definitely need some color in here.
我也這麼想
Well, you know, that's what I was thinking.
- 真的？ - 是啊，用力揮灑吧
- Really? - Yeah. Go nuts.
- 劃點好看的給我當生日禮物 - 沒問題
- Paint me something for my birthday. - I will.
答應我，感恩節一起去摘鳳梨
And promise that we can pick a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay?
- 沒問題 - 很好
- Sounds great. - Okay, good.
我作畫，你去看海盜隊比賽吧
Hey, you should watch the Vikings game while I'm painting.
好主意
Good idea.
- 好耶，硬起來吧 - 兒子，今晚吃什麼？
- Yeah, baby. Isolate. - What are we eating tonight, Doug?
- 義大利面 - 別把汗滴進肉醬裡
- Spaghetti, Pop. - Try not to sweat in the sauce.
歹勢，老爸
Sorry, Pop.
加油，海盜隊
Go Vikings.
七百零五、七百零六
Seven hundred and five. Seven hundred and six.
- 七百零七 - 兩位帥哥
- Seven hundred and seven. - Hey, you guys.
小公主，畫的怎樣了？
Hey, sweetie. How's the painting coming?
- 等著瞧吧 - 太好了
- You'll see. - Cool.
- 比數如何？ - 海盜隊還差兩碼…
- Oh. What's the score? - The Vikings are on the two- yard line.
- 就逆轉勝了 - 也許你生日他們會贏球
- If they score, they bring it to 14- 10. - Maybe they'll win for your birthday.
我賭克裴會直接達陣得分
And I'll bet Culpepper runs it in.
我賭他會假裝交球給威廉 然後傳球給達陣區的柯蘭
I'll bet he fakes a handoff to Williams, throws to Kleinsasser in the end zone.
- 輸的人洗碗？ - 沒問題
- Loser does the dishes? - You're on.
讓防守的一隊無法得分
...keep the offense on the field.
克裴假傳給威廉，他會傳球
Culpepper fakes a handoff to Williams. He will throw.
柯蘭在達陣區，達陣得分
He's got Kleinsasser in the end zone! Touchdown, Minnesota.
老弟，你真行
Doug, you're good.
也許你該去當教練
Maybe you should be a coach.
- 阿爸 - 你去死啦！
- Dad. - Moron!
很痛耶
That hurt.
你看來只有25歲
And you don't look a day over 25.
是哦，你弟的肌肉還是真的咧
Yeah, right, and Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced.
你說什麼？
What are you talking about? I use an herb supplement...
我只吃過購物頻道的猛虎丸，你看看
...that can be purchased at any health- food store. Check this out.
看看我的臀肌，超硬挺的
Check out these glutes. Rock- hard, baby.
猛吧？
Pretty sweet, huh?
別鬧了，別害我吐在蛋糕上
Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake.
好，拆禮物吧
Okay, just open your present.
看看這是什麼
Okay. Let's see what we've got here.
《靈異第六感》
The Sixth Sense.
我去洗碗，你們就放來看吧
Hey! When I'm done doing the dishes, do you guys wanna watch it?
- 好啊 - 好啊
- Sure. - Sure.
班佛萊迪？
Ben Friedkin?
有些人叫我怪胎
Some people, they call me freak.
- 朗諾桑獁？ - 我的確是怪胎
- Ronald Sumner? - I am. I am a freak. Look at me.
給我一次機會…
Just give me a chance...
我真不敢相信，布魯斯威利竟然是鬼
I can't believe it. Bruce Willis is a ghost.
我被嚇到了，你們有想到嗎？
I'm shocked. Did you see that coming?
- 想都沒想到 - 想都沒想到
- No. - Not a clue.
- 我也嚇到了 - 真的很好看
- Shocked as hell. - Anyway, it was awesome.
- 生日快樂 - 我愛你，老姐
- Happy birthday. - Love you, Sis.
你練的好壯，我都快抱不住你了
Your muscles are getting so big, I can barely wrap my arms around you.
喜歡嗎？你看看
You like that? Check this out.
好了，別再跳奶子舞了，讓你姐去睡吧
Okay, okay! Enough with the titty dance! Let your sister go to sleep.
- 我喜歡 - 祝你好夢，老姐
- I like it. - Sweet dreams, Lucy.
- 晚安 - 晚安
- Good night. - Good night.
星期天
翠西，你好嗎？
Hey, Tracy, how you doing?
是嗎？
Yeah?
高中畢業後我變了很多
Well, things changed a little bit since high school.
這是每天都一再發生的事
And this is what happens every single day.
她的記憶多久會恢復？
How long it gonna take for her memory to come back?
她的醫生說永遠不可能
Her doctors say it may never come back.
所以基本上，這一切表示…
So, basically, what you're saying is...
- 她超適合你的 - 這話什麼意思？
- ...she's perfect for you. - What do you mean?
你可以跟她混卻不用負責
You can hang out all day with no attachment, because...
她每天重開機，只有個問題…
Her plane leaves every night? There's a problem with that.
- 什麼問題？ - 這太邪惡了
- What is? - It's evil.
才不咧
No, it isn't.
你跟她約會、遊玩 沒承諾，大家都不會受傷
You meet her, hang out, flirt, no commitment, nobody gets hurt.
- 她腦子受了傷，死花癡 - 我承認這點
- She's got brain damage, you psycho. - Okay, I'll give you that one.
但我以為這對你很不錯
But I think it'd be healthy for you.
你多年來都不肯固定下來
You haven't allowed yourself to connect with a girl.
感謝你關心，阿嬤，少煩我
I appreciate your interest, but leave me alone.
你這麼做跟她爸一模一樣
Hey, you'd be doing exactly what her father does:
讓她每天都很愉快
Giving her a wonderful day.
然後你上路旅行去也 咻一下！你就走了
When it's time for you to go on your big boat trip, poof, you just leave.
她根本不會知道你走了
She'll never even know you're gone.
我不太確定“咻”那部份 因為我不太會用“咻”的
I'm not sure about the "poofing" part, because I'm not a good poofer.
你能不能“咻”給我看
Demonstrate a good poof for me?
關我粉鳥什麼事？
Quit busting my coconuts for five seconds.
好，拜託你少咻一點，做點正事吧？
All right. Would you stop poofing on that joint and do some work?
來修好這艘船吧
Okay. Let's get this sucker ready.
接著我們試開一下
Then we're gonna take her out for a spin.
船長日誌，11月7日午夜
Captain's log: November 7th. Nearly midnight.
海蛇號終於修好…
The Sea Serpent is fully recovered from her mishap...
再度準備航向大海
...and ready to once again brave the open ocean.
我想我的傷口又開了
I think my stitches opened up again, cuz.
你有養貓？有東西在舔我
You got a cat? Because I feel something licking me.
《活在當下》
你好
How is it?
花生巧克力男，你幹嘛？
Peanut Butter Cups. What are you doing here?
我想跟露西打個招呼
I just wanted to say hi to Lucy.
我保證不會亂來
I promise you I'm not gonna do anything wrong.
阿蘇怎麼說？
What did Sue say?
她說要是我跟露西說話 你會用菜刀把我剁成肉醬
She said that if I talk to Lucy, you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.
她說了算，但是別擔心
She's the boss, cuz. But don't worry.
露西可能也不想跟你說話
Lucy probably didn't wanna talk to you anyway.
- 這話什麼意思？ - 這裡又不是舞廳
- What does that mean? - This ain't a disco.
她吃早餐時可不想被人搭訕
She doesn't want guys hitting on her during her breakfast.
羅亨利出馬就不同
She does if it's Henry Roth.
- 誰？ - 誰？我啦
- Who that? - Who that? Me that.
賭20元能讓她跟我共進早餐
I bet you 20 bucks I can get her to have breakfast with me again.
- 我賭了 - 很好
- You're on. - I love it.
- 你好，小乖 - 你好，阿蘇，好美的髮型
- How you doing, honey? - Hey, Sue. Nice haircut.
謝謝，回頭見
Mahalo. See you in a bit.
我跟大胖自有安排，相信我
Nick and I have an arrangement. You can trust me.
別擔心
Don't worry.
你該試試這樣，把這放進來
You should try this out. Put it in there.
旋轉門
Swivelly door.
這樣松餅人就可以進出自如
Waffleonians can come in and out now.
你媽是不是從小教你…
Are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers...
用手指摸別人的食物？
...all over someone else's food?
沒，我媽沒這麼教
No, I'm from this country.
你要吃這些？
Why? Were you gonna eat that? Oh.
祝你早餐愉快
All right, well, have a good meal.
- 沒錯 - 真差勁
- Yeah. - That was pathetic.
你怎麼沒被火腿噎死啊？
Yeah? Why don't you choke on your Spam?
明天賭雙倍
Double or nothing tomorrow.
很抱歉打擾你…
Hey. I'm sorry to bother you...
你看來似乎對藝術很有品味…
...but you look like a person who appreciates fine art so...
我想聽聽你的看法
...I wanted your opinion.
我劃了這個，這幅圖，是父子在船上釣魚
I drew this. It's a picture of a father and son fishing off a fishing boat.
這裡有只海象…
There's a walrus right there...
你不會說英文啊
You don't speak English. Okay.
看來不像中國人啊
Doesn't look Chinese.
40塊錢了
Forty.
那能不能給我？
Can I have that?
我上廁所有用
I need something to wipe my ass with.
閉嘴啦
Shut up.
不知道他是怎麼了
I wonder what's the matter with him.
我看他倒像個笨蛋
Looks like a stupid asshole to me.
歹勢，我無意嚇著你
Excuse me. Okay. I didn't mean to startle you.
- 沒關係 - 你沒事吧？
- No, that's all right. I... - Are you okay?
我很好，我只是有點問題…
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm having a problem with something....
我能幫得上忙嗎？
Something that I could help you with?
不行，我…
No, no, no. I just...
不識字啦
...can't read.
不會吧
You gotta be kidding me.
- 我可以幫忙念功能表給你聽 - 謝謝
- I can read that for you. - No. Thank you.
我可以自己來
I can do this on my own.
謝謝你的好意
Appreciate the sentiment.
我要點…
I'm gonna get an order of the....
煎…
Pan....
煎…
Pan....
煎冰…
Panku...
餅…
Ca...
煎冰
Panclocks.
- 煎餅 - 好，我點煎餅
- Pancakes. - Okay, I'll have pancake.
- 煎餅 - 煎餅、煎餅
- Pancakes. - Pancah... Pancakes! Pancakes!
- 我好蠢，蠢斃了 - 別哭嘛
- I'm so stupid! - Oh, don't cry.
- 我真蠢，我真無知 - 別哭啦
- Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. - Don't cry.
- 我是白癡！ - 窩囊廢
- I don't know anything! - What a loser.
你過來跟我一起坐吧？
I'll tell you what. Why don't you sit with me?
你吃早餐，我教你認字
You can have some breakfast and I'll help teach you some of the words.
- 好吧 - 很好
- Okay. - All right.
- 聽來不錯 - 過來吧
- That sounds nice. - Come on over.
- 謝謝 - 不客氣
- Okay, thank you. - All right.
所以I都在E後面？
So I comes before the E?
- 遇到C時才例外？ - 對
- Except after C? - Yes.
C是右邊有缺口的那個？
Okay, and C is that little half a squiggly one, right?
- 對 - 我想我懂了
- Yes. - I think I'm getting it.
- 你怎麼這麼會教人？ - 我是老師，教書是我的工作
- How'd you get so good at teaching? - I'm a teacher. I do it all the time.
我在哈蘭國中當美術老師
I'm an art teacher at the Haluki- liki Junior High.
你是那種學生會很哈的老師
Well, you Haluki- liki the kind of teacher all the kids have crushes on.
是我就會
I know I would if I was in your class.
好吧
Okay.
老天… 我的手魚腥味真重
Oh, boy, do my... My fingers smell like fish.
這不會令你作嘔吧？
That doesn't gross you out, does it?
一點也不
No, not at all.
真的？
Really?
要是露西受傷，你就死定了
If Lucy gets hurt, I'm gonna chop you with the meat cleaver.
好啦
Okay, okay.
我過的很愉快
So I had a nice time.
- 是啊，我也是 - 非常感謝你
- Yeah, me too. - Thank you very much.
- 我幫你開 - 謝了
- Let me get it for you. - Thank you.
沒問題
Sure.
坐穩了
Okay.
我想把你吃了，明天、後天、大後天…
I just want to eat you up, tomorrow and the next day, next day, next day....
改天見了
I'll see you around.
好
Okay.
真的？就這樣？
Really? That's it?
- 就怎樣？ - 你想盡辦法搭訕…
- That's what? - All that flirting and...
還假裝不識字…
...phony "I can't read" stuff, and you're not gonna ask me out...
卻連我的電話號碼也不問？
...or for my phone number?
- 我是不識字 - 少來了
- I can't read. - Oh, shut up.
這是我見過最蠢的招數了 但我想…
That was one of the goofiest things I've ever seen, but I thought:
要是這傢伙真這麼想認識我…
"Hey, if this guy is so desperate to meet me...
也許值得跟他聊聊
...he might be worth talking to."
結果我被騙了
But then I get stiffed.
不，事情是這樣的…
No, no, no, this is what happened. I....
真有你的
Mahalo for the ego boost.
- 你說的對，我覺得… - 我無所謂
- You're right. You're right. I feel like... - No worries.
我是識一點字
I gotta... I can read a little!
我不知道I都在E後面 這點我真的不知道
I didn't know I came before E! That one I didn't know, I swear.
超級白癡
Oh, you idiot.
這下你高興了吧，死胖子
I hope you're happy, Shamu.
馬林，我是阿蘇
Marlin. It's Sue.
- 阿囉哈，先生，我叫亨利… - 我知道你是誰
- Oh, aloha, sir. My name's Henry... - I know who you are.
- 我想向你女兒道歉 - 不必了
- I want to apologize to your daughter. - Not gonna happen.
她在裡面，讓我們把話講清楚
She's inside. We're gonna straighten things out.
阿爸，野狗又來翻垃圾了
Dad, the damn mongoose got in the garbage again!
- 就是這傢伙？ - 對
- Is this the guy? - Yeah.
羅先生，我有個小請求
Mr. Roth, I have one simple request:
離我女兒遠點
Stay away from my daughter.
當然，不過我傷了她的感情 我不想這樣結束
Absolutely. I hurt her feelings and don't want it to end like that.
就是會這樣結束
It's gonna end like this.
冷靜點，小傢伙
我要宰了你，你死定了 好了，我很冷靜了
I'm gonna kill you! You're a dead man. Okay, I'm calm.
我很冷靜了
I'm calm.
- 我幫你起來 - 我自己來！我自己來
- Let me help you up. - I got it! I got it.
我爸和我很努力保護露西 以免盯上她的蒼蠅毀了一切
It's just Dad and I work too hard to protect Lucy to let some idiot ruin it.
我知道你們的努力，我很敬佩
I know what you guys do and I totally respect that.
那你就知道她不能有正常關係
If you know her condition, you know she can't have a normal relationship.
因為她第二天就會忘了他是誰
Because the next morning, she won't know who he is.
不介意這點的人…
And any guy who's okay with that...
我可不歡迎
...ain't okay with me.
- 我不是尋求一夜情 - 露西有的只是一夜情
- I'm not looking for a one- night stand. - Anything with Lucy is, numb- nuts.
幫個忙，別去阿蘇小吃店了
Give us a break. Just stay away from the Hukilau Cafe.
我女兒已經夠苦了
My daughter's been through enough.
好吧，對不起
Okay. I'm sorry.
阿爸，我沒法痛扁他 都是因為這堆碎石頭害我滑倒
I could have whooped his ass, but this gravel, I slipped on it...
也許你該多鍛煉你的屁屁
Yeah, well, maybe you need to do a few more butt flexes.
阿爸，你好低級
Cheap shot, Dad.
清新又舒爽
So fresh and so clean.
你那晚在酒吧有上那個妞嗎？
Hey, Alexa, did you hook up with that girl from the bar?
- 我打了退堂鼓 - 真的？
- I chickened out. - Really?
我想我喜歡香腸，不愛蛤仔
Yeah, I don't know. I guess I prefer sausage to taco.
- 怎樣？ - 我同意
- What? - Yeah. No, I agree, buddy.
快逃吧
Get out of here. Run for the hills.
我問你個問題
Let me ask you something, Alexa.
要是你答應一個美眉的老爸 你不會再見她了…
If you promised a girl's dad that you wouldn't see her...
你會認真守信嗎？
...would you consider that a binding promise?
- 當然 - 是嗎？
- Absolutely. - Yeah?
但詛咒也是有辦法破解的
Then again, there are always ways around such things.
- 比方說？ - 比方說…
- Like? - For example...
要是我答應她老爸我不見她…
...if I promised a woman's father I would not see her...
她幫我吹簫時，我就閉眼裝瞎
...I would simply shut my eyes while she serviced my manhood.
那樣做不錯
That's actually a cool way to look at it.
不過有點低級
And a very gross way.
他要我別去小吃店，我就不去
He asked me not to go to the Hukilau. I'm not going there.
我才不會犯錯咧
I'm not doing anything wrong.
抱歉打擾你，我拋錨了
Sorry to bother you. I'm kind of stuck here.
- 車子出狀況？ - 借個電發車吧？
- Car trouble? - Yeah. You mind giving me a jump?
好了
Okay.
謝謝你幫忙
Appreciate your time.
不是每個人都會跟你一樣
Not everybody would have stopped.
- 你真好心 - 謝謝
- You're real sweet. - Oh, yeah. Thank you.
你不會這麼好騙吧
I can't believe you fell for that.
我爺爺就是這樣被電死的
Well, my grandfather died trying to jump- start a car.
對不起，我是開玩笑的
I'm sorry. I was just joking around.
你不會這麼好騙吧！
I can't believe you fell for that!
老天
Oh, my God.
你演技真好
That was very good.
- 我叫亨利 - 我是露西
- My name's Henry. - I'm Lucy.
幸會，你看起來是個好…
Nice to meet you. You look like a nice....
停
抱歉耽誤了你，一下就好
Hi. Sorry for the delay. Should be a few minutes.
- 沒問題，別擔心 - 你從哪來的？
- No problem. No worries. - Where you coming from?
剛吃完早餐？
Breakfast?
- 對 - 好吃嗎？
- Yeah. - How was it?
我吃了松餅，很好吃
I had waffles. They were delicious.
我喜歡拿松餅蓋小房子
I like making little houses out of waffles.
- 真的？ - 我超愛的
- You do? - That's my thing.
- 你叫什麼名字？ - 露西
- What's your name? - Lucy.
我是亨利
Hi, I'm Henry.
等她停車，就裝可愛讓她摸
Okay, pal. When she stops, just let her pet you. Look cute.
到路中央去，很好
Go to the middle of the road. Thank you. Right there. Perfect.
- 糟了 - 她來了，笑一個
- Oh, shit. - Here she comes. Smile.
她人呢？
Where is she?
阿娘喂！
Oh, my God. Oh, no!
沒用
Okay. That didn't work.
挫賽了？我也一樣
Shit your pants? So did I.
她來了，快打我
Okay, this is her. Start beating me up.
裝像一點
Make it look good.
把皮夾給我！
Give me your wallet!
白毛豬，你少肖想了…
Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island...
- 跑來這裡吃喝玩樂 - 救命！別太大力
- ...eat our pineapple... - Help me! Not so hard.
- 輕一點 - 還想把我們的美眉
- Take it easy. - Try to bang our women.
讓我妹幫你清掃房間
Making my sister clean your hotel room.
那跟這有什麼關係？輕一點
Okay. What's that have to do with this? Relax.
- 救命啊！ - 死白毛豬！
- Hey! Hey! Help me, please! - Stupid haole!
好啊，你找死、找死…
Yeah, that's right. Take that! And that! And that!
吃我一棍、再來
And that! And that!
你教訓夠了，好了
You got him. You got him. Enough. Enough.
- 你沒事吧？ - 沒事…
- Are you okay? - Yes, yes...
我馬上回來，你給我過來
Okay, I'll be back. Come here!
不，他被你打夠了
No, no! I think he's had enough.
歹勢啦
I'm sorry.
我的眼睛！
My eye!
- 你教訓到他了！ - 還不夠呢！
- You got him! - Not good enough!
三太子救命啊！
Oh, Kamehameha!
他得到教訓了！
He learned his lesson!
- 你叫什麼名字？ - 亨利
- What's your name? - My name's Henry.
- 你真行 - 抱歉
- You did good. - Hi. Sorry.
我是守望相助隊隊員…
I'm in a community- watch program...
你這個肖查某！
Oh, you crazy bitch!
是啊，快跑吧！
Yeah, keep running!
好了，他走了
Okay, okay, he's... He's gone now.
不是她，假警報
Not her. False alarm.
別擔心，我報警了，我沒事
Don't worry, I called the cops already. I'm all set.
是嗎？你真會演戲啊，大天才
Yeah? You all set for this, Mr. Smarty?
- 靠！ - 對啊
- Oh, shit. - Yeah.
等你演完綁架戲以後…
When you're finished playing your kidnap- victim crap on my daughter...
來我們家一趟
...come by the house.
好
Okay.
媽呀
Oh, boy.
我要讓你看樣東西
There's something I wanna show you.
她只在遇見你的日子唱這首歌
We figured it out. She only sings on days she meets you.
不會吧，那首歌？
You're kidding me. That song?
那是我爸媽的歌
That's Mom and Dad's song.
她母親在世時，要是我出海…
When her mom was alive, Lucy would have me take that tape...
- 她會要我帶海灘男孩的錄音帶 - 是嗎？
- ...on every fishing trip I went on. - Oh, yeah?
她知道這會讓我想她母親…
Yeah, she knew it would make me miss her mom and...
讓我一心只想快點回家
...want to come home sooner.
真看不出來，你竟然這麼噁心
I'm seeing a new side to you, sir. I gotta tell you, it's grossing me out.
我問你
Let me ask you something.
你有啥目的？你這樣有啥好處？
What's in it for you? What do you get out of this?
我不知道
I don't know.
你們難道不想享受一下？
Wouldn't you want to spend an hour a day with that?
才不呢，她歌聲超爛
Actually, no. She sings like shit.
- 怎樣？ - 請問一下
- What? - Can I ask you guys something?
以後會怎樣？有天她會醒來…
What'll happen down the line? Someday she'll wake up...
看著鏡子，注意到自己一夜老了十歲
...look in the mirror and notice she aged 10 years overnight.
你知道嗎？
You know something, Henry?
我每天都擔心這一刻的來到
I worry about that every damn day of my life.
抱歉
Pardon me.
我無意打擾你 但我注意到我們都是一個人…
Sorry to interrupt, but I noticed we were both eating alone...
我想也許我能跟你一起坐…
...and I thought I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi...
- 我能幫你的松餅屋蓋糖漿泳池 - 那是不錯啦…
- ...for your waffle house? - Oh, that would be nice but...
不過我有男友了
...I have a boyfriend.
真抱歉
So I'm sorry.
你用這當藉口趕我走？
You're making up a boyfriend to get rid of me?
我才沒有
No, I'm not.
那他叫什麼名字？
What's his name, then?
林哥
Ringo.
他不會剛好姓史塔吧？
Is his last name Starr?
- 不是，他姓麥卡尼 - 好吧
- No. McCartney. - McCartney, okay.
- 不會吧 - 好吧，對不起
- Oh, no. - All right. I'm sorry.
不是啦！條子在開我單子！
No! This cop is writing me a ticket!
是我就不會出去
Oh, whoa, whoa. I wouldn't go out there.
- 等等 - 快去啊！
- Wait, wait, wait! - Go on!
我來了
I'm coming.
我的牌照還有7個月才到期
The tags don't expire for seven months.
- 它今年5月已經過期了 - 不對…
- They expired May of this year. - No! No, no!
是明年5月才到期
They expire May of next year.
我想這裡有點誤會
I think there's been a misunderstanding.
- 我可沒有 - 這太扯了
- I don't. - This is ridiculous.
現在是10月
I'm not paying for this! It's October!
借我一下，你看，10月！
Excuse me. Can I borrow this? Look, October!
我們進去吧
Lucy, let's go back inside.
什麼？
What?
什麼？
What?
凸槌了，兒子
Having a bad day, Doug!
小公主…
Sweetheart...
這些是車禍的照片
...these are from the accident.
不會吧！
Oh, no!
我感覺的到
I can feel it.
你在醫院裡待了3個月
You were in the hospital for three months, sweetheart.
我要跟醫生談談 我要聽他親自跟我說
I have to talk to this doctor. I need to hear it from him.
你已經聽過很多次了
You have heard it, sweetie. Many times.
是嗎？
I have?
我帶她去
I'll take her.
我也想親耳聽聽
I have to hear for myself too.
小弟，這個拿去，我沒辦法…
Doug, just take this, okay? I can't...
我沒辦法再看下去了
I can't look at it anymore.
- 不會有事的，小露 - 別叫我小露，我跟你又不熟
- It's gonna be all right, Luce. - Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.
女兒，你跟他算是情侶
Sweetie, you're sort of dating him.
抱歉我長的不夠帥
Sorry I'm not better- looking.
我車禍後發生了什麼事？
What else happened since last October?
- 我的學生呢？ - 坎老師接手你的課
- What about my students? - Miss Campbell took over your class.
- 艾莉嫁給那個人了？ - 對
- Did Alicia marry that guy? - Yeah.
你贏得夏威夷健美先生了嗎？
Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaii contest?
我不知道他們會驗尿
I didn't know there was gonna be a urine test.
糟糕
Wow.
我們上過床嗎？
Do we have sex?
沒，大家都聽清楚了
No, we don't. Just so everybody knows that.
我們很想
We want to.
開玩笑的啦
Just kidding.
所以你們每天都要撒謊騙我？
So you guys have to just lie to me every day.
卡拉漢療養院
露西，真高興再見到你
Hey, Lucy. Good to see you again.
她有什麼問題啊？
What the hell's her problem?
她不記得你是誰
She doesn't remember who you are, brah.
對哦
Oh, yeah.
這工作真爛
I suck at this job.
這是你的腦部掃描結果
Right, Lucy, these are your brain scans here.
恐怕並沒有什麼進展
I'm afraid they show no improvement.
顳葉在車禍中受損嚴重
The temporal lobe was severely damaged.
我們認為是傷疤的組織 阻擋你在睡眠中…
What we believe is scar tissue here is impairing your ability...
將短期記憶，轉換為長期記憶的能力
...to convert short- term memory into long- term memory while you sleep.
這症狀稱為金氏症候群
The condition's come to be known as Goldfield Syndrome.
- 金氏是指誰？ - 一位立陶宛的天才精神病學家
- Who's Goldfield? - A brilliant Lithuanian psychiatrist.
他也受顳葉損傷所苦
He himself suffered temporal- lobe damage.
他花了4年時間才出版論文…
Took him four years to publish his findings...
因為他老是得從頭開始寫
...because he had to keep starting over from scratch.
顯然你的幽默感沒事，在這裡
Obviously, your sense of humor is still intact, and that's here.
偉大的扁桃體
Magnificent amygdala as well.
- 醫生，我有個問題 - 我很樂意回答…
- Doctor, I have a question. - I'd be happy to answer it...
我說過這裡是醫療場所 在辦公室裡要穿上衣
...but as I've told you before, this is a hygienic facility. Shirts are required.
- 好啦 - 幹的好
- Oh, okay. - Nice move.
醫生…
Listen, doctor, this...
我有個朋友，他服用了一點點的類固醇
...friend of mine's been experimenting a little with steroids.
而他老是會夢遺
He's been having a lot of wet dreams.
這兩者之間可不可能有關連？
Could there be a connection between them?
道格，別再用禁藥了
Douglas, get off the juice.
至於晚上會發射的問題，去游泳…
As for the nocturnal emissions, why don't you take a swim...
買件沒洞的T恤，約個漂亮美眉去吃晚餐
...buy a shirt with no holes, find a wahine and take her to dinner.
我會跟我朋友講
I'll tell my friend you said so.
露西，你的狀況很穩定…
In any case, Lucy, your condition is stable...
可能也不會變好了
...but most likely permanent.
抱歉
I'm so sorry, dear.
還有可能會變糟
But it could be worse.
是嗎？多糟？
Yeah? How?
我想你該見見“十秒湯姆”
I think you should meet Ten Second Tom.
卡拉漢療養院，是最先進的腦傷醫療院所
Callahan Institute is the leading brain- injury clinic in the Pacific Rim.
本院由卡拉漢先生資助建立…
We are funded out of Sandusky, Ohio by T.B. Callahan...
他是偉大的富豪慈善家
...the automotive- components tycoon and philanthropist.
各位，請各位見過…
And now, I would like to introduce to you our...
我們最出名的病人…
...most distinguished clinical subject...
湯姆
...Tom.
- 你好，我是湯姆 - 亨利
- Hi. I'm Tom. - Henry.
- 馬林 - 道格
- Marlin. - Doug.
- 露西 - 嗨
- Lucy. - Hi.
真棒的涼鞋，哪買的？
Cool flip- flops. Where'd you get them?
這很有趣，我當時在北灘…
You like those? It's interesting. I was on the North Shore...
你好，我是湯姆
Hi, I'm Tom.
- 亨利 - 嗨
- Henry. - Hi.
- 馬林 - 湯姆因為打獵意外傷及腦部…
- Marlin. - Tom lost part of his brain...
他的記憶只能撐十秒
...in a hunting accident. His memory lasts 10 seconds.
我出過意外？真可怕
I was in an accident? That's terrible.
沒關係，過三秒你就忘了
Don't worry. You'll get over it in seconds.
怎麼？我頭部中槍了？
Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain...?
- 你好，我是湯姆 - 你好，我是露西
- Hi, I'm Tom. - Hi, I'm Lucy.
- 嗨 - 我是道格
- Hi. - Doug.
- 嗨 - 馬林
- Hey. - Marlin.
湯姆，告訴你一個秘密
Hey, Tom, can I tell you a secret?
你怎麼這麼大還會夢遺？
Don't you think you're a little old to still have wet dreams?
- 他們喜歡耶 - 你好，我是湯姆
- They liked that. - Hi, I'm Tom.
- 你給我小心點，湯姆 - 別激動
- Yeah, watch yourself, Tom. - Easy.
- 我要去睡了 - 晚安
- I'm gonna go to sleep. - All right. Good night.
晚安，明天見了
Good night, you guys. I'll see you tomorrow.
- 我還會再見到你吧？ - 會的
- And I guess I'll see you too? - Oh, yeah.
你今天辛苦了，對不起
You had a rough day today. I'm sorry.
好好休息吧
I hope you get some rest tonight.
我會的
Okay.
晚安
Good night.
你怎麼回家？
So how you getting home?
- 你要走莉琪公路… - 喂
- You gonna take the Likelike or... - Hey.
謝謝你今天對我這麼好
Thank you for being so nice to me today.
- 沒問題 - 我不希望…
- Sure. - I don't want you to...
你明天不來了
...strike out tomorrow.
也許你該跟我談…
So maybe you could talk to me about...
百合花
...lilies.
百合花？
Lilies?
我超愛百合花的
I'm a sucker for lilies.
謝謝你的提示
Thanks for the tip.
晚安
Good night.
晚安
Good night.
好耶
My, oh, my.
- 大情聖 - 是的，先生
- Lover- boy. - Yes, sir.
你若沒別的事要做
You don't have to rush off. Stick around.
可以進來喝幾杯
You've earned yourself a couple beers.
船弄好後，你打算怎樣？
So what'll you do when you finish the boat?
我要去旅行一陣子…
Actually, I'm going on a trip soon to...
研究海象的水中行為
...study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors.
真是個偷窺狂
Sounds kind of fruity.
- 多謝讚美 - 打算去多久？
- Thank you. - How long is it gonna take?
大約一年
About a year.
你一定不會想念這種日子
Guess you won't miss days like this.
這種日子也許並不壞
Well, maybe days like this don't have to be so bad.
你想說什麼？
What are you trying to say?
當你們告訴她真相時…
When you guys tell her...
她不只是發現那次意外事故
...she's not just finding out about the accident.
還發現她的生活都只是騙局
She's finding out that her life is basically a setup.
我想這是最讓她抓狂的
I think that freaks her out the most.
- 你成了專家啦？ - 沒有
- You're an expert now? - No.
我只是希望能別老是說
I'm saying I wish there was another way besides:
“很抱歉今天沒法騙你 這是你撞破腦袋的照片”
"Sorry we couldn't trick you today. Here's pictures of your broken head."
- 你想被打破頭嗎？ - 怎麼，你想扁他？
- You want a broken head? - Why you'll give him one?
沒啦，我以為你要開扁
No, Daddy, I thought you was gonna do it.
不用麻煩，我反正要走了
Nobody's gotta break my head. I'm gonna split anyways.
別因為我兒子發神經走人
Don't go just because my son is psychotic.
晚安，睡覺別亂開跑了
Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep them dry there, Doug.
真愛說笑
Very funny.
- 失禮，惠露西？ - 我是
- Excuse me. Lucy Whitmore? - Yes?
有人送東西給你
I have a delivery for you.
- 給我的？ - 對
- A delivery for me? - Yes.
好美
Oh, they're beautiful.
- 誰送的？ - 我不能告訴你
- Who are they from? - That I can't tell you.
是個愛慕者，他還送你這個
It's a secret admirer. He also wants you to have this.
- 你朋友是誰？ - 我不知道
- Who's your friend, Lucy? - Oh, well, I mean, I don't know.
我們才剛認識，你看！
We just met, but look.
有人偷偷愛慕我呢
I have a secret admirer.
真的？這是什麼？
Oh, really? What's this?
錄影帶
It's a videotape.
內容是什麼？
A videotape of what?
我不知道
I have no idea.
但我會看個明白
But I have to find out.
生日快樂，阿爸
Happy birthday, Daddy.
- 謝謝你，女兒 - 生日快樂
- Thank you, sweetie. - That's right. Happy birthday, sir.
- 你200歲了吧？ - 愛說笑
- What are you, 200 today? - That's cute.
- 你在搞什麼鬼？ - 我想試點不一樣的
- What are you doing? - I wanted to try something different.
要是沒用，也不過就浪費一天
If it doesn't work, we've only wasted one day.
早安，露西
一切都不會有事…
不過你今年錯過了一些事…
在北灘登陸
獁莎史都華被起訴…
Martha Stewart faced charges...
四月：史奴比狗狗戒毒了
天哪！
Oh, God!
五月：史奴比狗狗再度吸毒
紅襪隊贏得了世界冠軍
騙你的
阿諾選上了州長
沒騙你
道格服用類固醇被淘汰
你不記得這些，因為…
牛只引發車禍
惠馬林撞樹，露西重傷
機器開了，開始吧
Okay, I think it's on. Go. Go.
阿囉哈！我是羅亨利
Aloha! I'm Henry Roth.
我們在你車禍後一年 在阿蘇小吃店認識
We met here at the Hukilau Cafe about a year after your accident.
我喜歡你，你也喜歡我 大部分的日子是的
I like you and you like me, most days.
每天都不一樣 基本上情況是這樣，露西
Every day is different, but basically this is what happens, Lucy.
拿好攝影機
Kikikoloko, take the camera.
- 拿好了 - 別摔到了
- I got it. - Don't drop it.
好了，我們在這裡
Okay, all right. Here we are, right here.
在這裡…
The part of you in this reenactment...
由我的好友芭樂扮演你
...will be played by my good friend, Ula.
阿囉哈，你腦子的事真抱歉
Aloha. Sorry about your brain.
我也出過意外
I had a accident too.
你信嗎？我這只眼睛才是好的
Believe it or not, this my good eye.
- 準備好了？ - 好了
- We ready? - Yeah.
我喜歡你建的松餅小屋
Hi. I like that waffle teepee that you have built.
真高興你喜歡，坐吧
Oh! So nice of you to notice. Please, sit down.
我很樂意
I would love to.
對了，我叫亨利
My name is Henry, by the way.
我叫露西
My name is Lucy.
要不要聞我的手指？
Smell my fingers?
魚，好耶
Fish. Right on.
露西，我在水族館工作
So, Lucy, I work at an aquarium.
水族館讓我超爽的
Aquariums make me super horny.
這不好笑，別亂揉了
That's not funny. Don't rub those.
抱歉，伯父，如果你在看的話
Sorry, Mr. Whitmore, if you're watching.
現在很晚了，我朋友的心智又不穩定
It's very late, and my friend's unstable.
別舔了，你真噁心
Come on, stop with the licking! You're making me sick.
露西，對不起
Lucy, I'm sorry.
我知道你希望這是我編的
Anyways, I know you wish I was making all this stuff up.
我也希望如此
I wish I was too.
但是好消息是…
But the good news is...
有很多人很關心你
...so many people out there care about you:
你爸和你弟，小吃店這裡的朋友…
Your dad and Doug and a couple of your friends here at the Hukilau...
想跟你說話
...who have a message for you.
露西，你知道你媽跟我是麻吉
Lucy, as you know, your mother and I were best friends.
所以我答應過她 我永遠都會幫忙照顧你
That's why I promised her that I would always help look after you.
有時人生是很不公平…
Sometimes life isn't very fair...
但我們還有你
...but we still have you.
要是你對拍這帶子的人有懷疑…
Oh, and if you're wondering about this guy who's making this tape...
他還不錯啦
...he's okay.
露西，順便告訴你 自你喪失記憶之後…
Hey, Lucy. Just so you know, since you lost your memory...
我成了夏威夷的州長
...I became governor of Hawaii.
騙你的啦，我太聰明了
No, just kidding. I'm too smart.
阿弟，把你弟從洗碗機裡撈出來
Kualaliku! Get your brother off the dishwasher!
我們隨時願意跟你談…
So whenever you're ready, we'd all love to talk to you and...
並回答你的任何問題…
...answer any questions you have...
你是最棒的，露西，阿囉哈
...and you're the best, Lucy. Aloha.
這我看過多少次了？
How many times have I watched this?
這是第一次
This is the first time.
她哭了快一個小時，還不壞
Okay, she cried for about an hour. That's not too bad.
再過一小時她就能去見朋友，吃午飯…
I bet in another hour she'll be ready to see her friends, have lunch...
過日子
...get her life back.
每天來一回
We could do this every day.
一切由她來決定
We'll leave it up to her.
好
All right.
那頭牛怎麼樣了？
So how's the cow?
一樣，天天都忘記他自己是牛
Same as you. Every day they have to convince her she's a cow.
你看，樹幹癒合了
Wow, look. The bark is healing.
你也會的
You're gonna get there.
我沒跟你在下午約會過
I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this.
在這種光線下，老天，你看來…
In this lighting, man, oh, man, you look...
真醜
...disgusting.
沒錯
Yeah.
真不知道你是用什麼辦法 讓我每天都愛上你的鹹蛋頭
I don't know how you get me to fall for that egg- shaped head every morning.
我只要穿上我的名牌牛仔褲…
All I have to do is slide on my designer jeans...
到你前面亂晃就行，你會變的很瘋狂
...and just kind of wiggle in front of you. You go nuts.
我出事前一天能認識你就好了
Why couldn't I have met you one day before the accident?
別擔心，要是你跟我在一起多一天…
Don't worry, because if you hung out with me for more than one day...
你就會受不了我
...you'd realize I'm a bore.
- 告訴你 - 什麼？
- Oh, well, I have news for you. - Yes?
不用一天就夠了
It takes less than one day.
真是的，好傷人
You know something? That hurt.
你受損的大腦顳葉，讓我受苦…
Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain...
我要你負責
...and I'm gonna get you for that.
你死定了！
Now you're dead!
- 我不敢相信你懷孕了 - 我知道
- I can't believe you're pregnant. - I know.
- 我這是一發就中 - 別激動
- And I got her on the first try. - Yeah. Easy.
譚咪，你好瘦
And, Tammy, you are so thin.
謝了，小露
Thanks, Luce.
真高興…
And I'm so glad you finally got that...
你變性成功，珍妮，我是說，阿強
...gender- reassignment surgery, Jennifer. I mean, Jonathan.
謝謝
Mahalo.
- 好了，露西 - 謝謝
- Here you go, Lucy. - Thank you.
- 不客氣 - 你一定是露西...
- You're welcome. - You must be Lucy's friend.
- 那個拍帶子的朋友 - 我想他不只是普通朋友
- The one who made the tape. - I think he's more than my friend.
- 你是我男朋友，對吧？ - 對
- You're my boyfriend, right? - Yes, ma'am.
你每天都協助她瞭解事實...
So every day you help her to realize what happened...
還耐心的等她接受這一切...
...and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it...
然後讓她再度愛上你？
...then get her to fall in love with you again?
沒錯
Yes, ma'am.
你這個死男人！
You asshole!
你現在連車門都不幫我開了
You don't even open the fricking car door for me anymore.
你麻煩大了
You're in trouble.
我要去尿尿
I gotta go tinkle.
好吧，再多說一點你的事
Okay, so tell me a little bit more about yourself.
我...
Okay. Well, I've...
贏過7次吃雞翅冠軍
...won over seven all- you- can- eat chicken- wing contests.
- 真的？ - 真的
- Really? - Yes. and...
我還會跳芭蕾，只在浴室跳
I'm a ballet dancer, but only in my bathroom.
沒有啦，你想知道什麼？
No, what do you want to know?
你愛我嗎？
Do you love me?
我無意給你壓力
I didn't mean to put you on the spot.
我只是想多知道一點
I was just asking more for informational purposes.
好更新錄影帶的資訊
It's to keep the video as up- to- date as possible.
當然
Sure.
愛是個意義深遠的字
Well, love is a very loaded word.
我想想，我...
Let's see. I....
我每天早上去小吃店 看到你在那裡看書
I go to this restaurant every morning, and I see you there, reading.
然後...
And....
我非常愛你
I love you very much.
也許比任何人的愛情還強烈
Probably more than anybody could love another person.
那我對你的感覺呢？
And how do I feel about you?
你很高興我是吃雞翅冠軍
You're excited about the chicken- wing thing.
還有...
And...
你有時候會很想跟我擁吻
...you've been dying to make out with me for some time now.
感覺好多了？
Feeling better now?
任何事都比不上初吻
Nothing beats a first kiss.
初吻是無以倫比的
There's nothing like a first kiss.
任何事都比不上初吻
Nothing beats a first kiss.
我聽過這句了
That's what I've heard.
什麼事都比不上初...
Nothing beats a first...
你幹嘛？
What are you doing?
沒什麼，幫你撿線頭
Nothing. I was just getting some lint off for you.
你偷襲我胸部
You were going for a feelski!
對不起，但我們已經這樣23次了...
All right, I'm sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already...
我快憋壞了
...and they're getting blue.
我知道
I know. I know.
我是說，我不知道
I mean, I really don't know.
對我而言，這感覺還是第一次
For me, it still feels like the first time.
那我們算平均值好了
Okay, let's average it out then.
這是我第23次，你第一次
It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you.
- 那就算是我們的第12次 - 是嗎？
- That's about our 12th time. - Yeah?
夏威夷法律規定約會12次後...
Now, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date...
我有權任意襲胸
...I'm entitled to unlimited boob access.
我出事前一天能認識你就好了
Why didn't I meet you one day before the accident?
你老愛說這句話
You say that all the time.
要不要去見我一個朋友？
You want to meet a friend of mine?
好了
All right.
這是露西，這是肥仔
Jocko, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Jocko.
謝謝你，真是幸會
Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you.
他真棒！他好聰明
He is awesome! He is so smart.
你看著，肥仔，水壺燒好水會怎樣？
Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready?
- 很好 - 我能問他問題嗎？
- Very good. - Can I ask him a question?
問吧
Go ahead.
肥仔...
Jocko...
你想亨利和我...
...do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship...
可以有進一步的關係了嗎？
...to the next level?
你確定？
You sure about that?
你想我該帶他進房間...
Do you think I should bring him into the other room...
讓他占我便宜？
...and take advantage of him?
我看到暗號了
I saw that hand gesture.
- 我很高興 - 真的？
- And I'm glad you did it. - Really?
- 用那個 - 你看！
- Use that. - Oh, wow. Look!
- 是啊 - 他們...
- Yeah. - They're...
他們在點頭，希望是表示滿意
They're nodding in approval, I hope.
他們很喜歡你，我叫他們走開
They like you. Let me get them out of there.
哼哈雙豚，去別的地方吧
Mary- Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry.
- 他們很好心 - 你也是
- Oh, they're very nice, though. - Yeah, so are you.
我慢慢的讓你躺下
Let me get you down slow.
- 謝謝 - 我的榮幸
- Thank you. - My pleasure.
我剛寫下這首歌，別太挑剔
All right, I just wrote this, so go easy on me.
地點就是小吃店
The Hukilau was the place
我初次與你相遇
Where I first saw your face
你我立即相傾心
We liked each other right away
但你隔天就忘了我
But you didn't remember me The very next day
善忘的露西
Forgetful Lucy
前凸後翹好身材
Has got a nice caboose- y
我曾騙你停車跟你搭訕
I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat
但我最愛的時刻 卻是你海扁芭樂那一次
But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
還有我們去看醫生
And we drove up to see Dr. Keats
發現了道格的秘密
And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets
善忘的露西
Forgetful Lucy
腦袋天天重開機
Cracked her head like Gary Busey
但我還是深愛她
But I still love her so
永遠不會離開她
And I'll never let her go
就在我唱歌的當下
Even if while I'm singing this song
她還希望我跟胖仔一樣猛
She's wishing I had Jocko the Walrus' schlong
善忘的露西
Forgetful Lucy
她的唇兒甜如蜜
Her lips are so damn juicy
再來一次初吻吧
How about another first kiss
睡不著
Can't fall asleep.
我沒睡
I'm not sleeping.
我只是閉個眼
I'm just closing my eyes.
那我下樓去吧
Well, I'm gonna go downstairs then.
不要，我只是在休息
No, no. I'm just resting.
露西
Lucy.
什麼事？
Yeah.
你願意嫁給我嗎？
Will you marry me?
- 當然願意 - 好
- Of course. - Good.
別忘了我
Don't forget about me.
永遠不會
Never.
早安
Good morning.
靠！
Oh, shit!
- 救命！ - 哎，哎，哎，露西
- Help! Help! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lucy.
露西！等等
Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey.
我知道你現在很難明白...
I know this is hard for you to understand...
但我們其實是一對
...but we are actually seeing each other.
我們交往好一陣子了
We have been for a while now.
露西！...
Oh! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
我若說謊，怎會知道...
If I was lying, how would I know this?
你是美術老師 你每週日都會去阿蘇小吃店...
You're an art teacher and you go to the Hukilau every Sunday...
你會蓋松餅屋，還喜歡百合花
...and you make waffle houses and you like Casablanca lilies.
- 跟蹤狂！ - 你一點都不記得我了？
- Stalker! - No, don't you remember me a little?
也許我沒辦法開扁你 不過我老姊倒可以
I may not be able to kick your ass, but my sister can.
謝了
Thanks, buddy.
格鬥天女抓狂了，她沒事的
Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay.
她現在正在看帶子
She's watching the tape as we speak.
醫生，我的顳葉還好吧？
How's my temporal lobe looking there, doc?
別擔心，你不會喪失記憶的
Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short- term memory loss.
你的頭原來就長的像鹹蛋嗎？
But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
別鬧了，像鹹蛋又不是他的錯
Don't make fun of Henry. It's not his fault it's shaped like that.
反應過度也是類固醇的副作用
Note the intense overreaction. That's the "roids" talking.
- 再說一次，別再吃禁藥了 - 不是禁藥
- Doug, once again, off the juice. - It's not juice.
是高蛋白
It's a protein shake.
他們說你要開船去阿拉斯加研究海象
Henry, the boys tell me you're setting sail for Alaska to study walruses.
- 這是何時開始的？ - 10年前...
- When does that adventure begin? - That actually began...
我從那時開始存錢造船
...ten years ago. That's when I started planning and building my boat.
我只知道海象 他們有世上第二大的雞雞
All I know is, out of all mammals, they have the second- largest penis.
第一大的是我
I have the first.
那是我的笑話
That's my joke.
你跟露西提過這個旅行了？
Did you tell Lucy about this trip?
這個嘛...
Well...
其實沒什麼好說的，因為我決定不去了
...actually, there's nothing to tell because I decided not to go.
露西需要我
I mean, Lucy needs me here.
我擔心離開一年之後...
I'm just worried about going away for a year and...
會摧毀她一切的進展
...ruining all the progress she's made.
我知道你認為我瘋了...
I know you think I'm crazy but...
但我覺得，在內心深處...
...I think deep down inside...
- 她已經開始記得我了 - 不
- ...she's starting to remember me. - No, Henry.
那是你自己想相信的 那也是我們都想相信的
That's what you want to believe. It's what we all want to believe.
但是那不可能
But it's never gonna happen.
我得去上班了
Okay. I gotta go to work.
告訴她我會來接她
Will you tell her I'll be back later to pick her up?
回頭見， 別跟你姊說她扁了我
See you, guys. Don't tell anyone your sister beat me up.
那小子就算去一趟月球 露西也不會知道他離開過
He could go to the moon and back and Lucy would never even know he left.
真希望我老婆得了金氏症候群
Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome.
那樣她就不記得我說過她老媽...
That way she wouldn't remember when I called her mother...
長得像得過天花加嘛瘋的如花
...a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.
好，這是你的藥，小傢伙
All right. There's your medicine, little fellow.
芭樂！回去清理池子！
Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool!
你的特製巧克力蛋糕 可別讓海豚吞下勝
If that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that.
你以為我怎麼訓練海豚跳高 還教他們陪小鬼玩？
How do you think I get them to double flip and play with white kids?
好了，小威，就這樣
Okay, Willie, that's it.
這回試著保持乾淨吧
This time try to stay clean for more than a day.
我幫你準備了饔閌ゴ鶧ialogue: Marked=0,1:14:25.60,1:14:27.50,*ENG,,0000,0000,0000,,好好享受
I made you a nice anchovy sundae.
Okay, enjoy that.
亨利？
Henry?
- 你好！ - 你的頭沒事吧？
- Hey! - How's your head?
- 沒事，別擔心 - 很好
- Oh, it's fine. Don't worry. - Good.
怎麼有空大駕光臨？
What brings your royal cuteness out here?
我要見你
I needed to see you.
好吧，你手上拿著什麼？
Okay. What you got there?
我的日記，我每晚都寫
It's my journal. I write in it every night.
- 你不喜歡錄影帶？ - 我喜歡
- Oh, you don't like the video? - No, I love it.
只是有時我看帶子的時候 我總覺得是別人在說我的故事...
It's just sometimes when I watch it, I feel like I'm being told about my life...
而當我讀這本日記...
...from someone else. And when I read this...
則像是我自己告訴我自己
...it's like I'm telling myself.
你何時開始寫的？
When did you start this up?
就在你給我帶子之後
Right after you gave me the video.
- 真的？ - 我心裡很緊張...
- Really? - I was so nervous to come here...
要見讓我每天愛上他的男人
...and meet the guy that makes me fall in love with him every day.
你也許以為我會受不了這一切
Well, you probably thought I couldn't live up to the hype.
不，我之所以緊張...
No. I was nervous because....
是為我是來跟你分手的
Because I came here to break up with you.
在認識我之前...
You had plans and a life...
你原本有個計畫、人生...
...before you met me and now all you have time for...
現在你卻成天設法讓我愛上你
...is to make me fall in love with you.
不只啦，我今天還幫企鵝洗澡
That's not all I do. I gave a penguin a bath today.
我明天還要幫他洗一次
Which I'll have to do again tomorrow.
我看著我爸和我弟的生活 我不想讓你也那樣
I look at my dad and my brother's lives and I won't do that to you.
你要我在你生命裡 留下痕跡之後，翩然離去？
What do you want me to do? Be some chapter in your scrapbook and go?
不是
No.
我打算將你完全抹去，就當你從未出現過
My plan is to erase you completely, so it's as if you never existed.
你為什麼要這麼做？
Why are you doing this?
因為你必須明白，跟我在一起沒有未來
Because you have to understand that there is no future with me.
你難道不想要有一番事業 結婚生子？
Don't you want to have a career and marriage and children?
我昨晚向你求婚，你答應了
I asked you to marry me. You said yes.
孩子？好，我想要有
Kids? Yeah, I'd love to do it.
這怎麼可能呢？
But how is that going to work?
我每天醒來勝子逐漸變大 卻完全搞不清...
I'm gonna wake up every morning with an enormous belly and no memory...
是怎麼回事？
...of how it happened?
我得寫本新的、沒有你的日記
I have to make a new journal that doesn't have you in it.
在那之前...
But before I do...
我要你先看過它
...I really want you to read what I wrote about you.
我明天再看...
I will read about it tomorrow...
等你忘了分手的事再說
...when you forget about all this breaking up stuff, okay?
我不會忘的 我已經寫下來了，我不能忘
I'm not going to forget it. I wrote it down. I won't let myself.
不管你要不要，我都會這麼做
And I'm gonna do it whether you want me to or not.
我會待在家裡
I'll be at my house.
好，打下這段
Okay, type this one in there.
11月25日，週六
Saturday, November 25th.
我今天去了療養院，跟醫生談了一下
I drove out to Callahan Institute today and had a talk with Dr. Keats.
這裡有一段跟我有關
There's one about me.
小小提醒，我親他脖子時，他會發出怪聲
Reminder: He makes funny noises when I kiss his neck.
我會想念這個的
I'm gonna miss that.
你真的不要我把這放進去？
You sure you don't want me to put that in?
- 這頁跳過 - 讓我看看
- We can skip that one. - No, let me read it.
我們今晚做愛了 雖然不夠久，但還是很棒
We made love tonight! It didn't last long, but it was incredible.
久不久不重要... 重要的是感覺
It's not all about how long you go. It's... There was a connection, I thought.
直接撕掉吧
Actually, let's just rip that out.
“讀我”
結束了
Well, that's that.
亨利，等等！
Henry, wait!
能不能再給我一個初吻？
Could I have one last first kiss?
- 我做不到 - 你一定要做到
- I ain't gonna do this, Marlin. - You have to, Henry.
我會想你的，但我得走了
I'm gonna miss you, but I gotta get the hell off this island.
抱歉我不能帶你一起走...
I'm sorry I can't take you...
你在這裡住太久了 到野外根本搶不到母海象
...but you've lived here so long you're too big of a pansy to defend yourself.
我不會覺得你很悲哀 我知道你跟阿珠有一腿
I don't feel bad for you. I know you got a thing going on with Candace.
阿珠跟阿花？
Candace and Bernice?
阿珠、阿花、還有阿霞？
Candace, Bernice and Rose?
我愛上一個女人就頭暈腦脹了，祝你好運
Yeah. I fell for one chick and I'm losing my mind. Good luck with that.
好啦
Okay, baby.
我愛你
I love you.
謝了，兄弟，記得戴保險套
Thanks, buddy. Remember to use a condom.
你的話，用超大號塑膠袋吧
Or in your case, a Hefty bag.
海蛇號
各位...
Well....
謝謝你們來送行
Okay, you guys. Thanks for coming to say goodbye.
保重
Be careful.
看好你阿爸，別讓鯊魚吞了他
You make sure your father doesn't get eaten by a shark.
謝了，兄弟，那是什麼意思？
Thank you, buddy. What does that mean again?
帶件T恤回來給我
Bring me back a T- shirt.
好吧，沒問題
Oh, okay. You got it.
過來，我愛你們
Come here. All right. Love you guys.
我的T恤尺寸是M
My shirt size is medium husky.
死小孩！
Hey! Kikikuloa!
別亂跳水！會受傷的！
No flippies off the dock! You could get hurt!
好吧，讓大師來跳給你們看
No! All right. Let the master show you how to get it done.
你們快幫我找鳥蛋吧
Now you kids go down there and find my nuts.
你真的不帶道格一起去？
Sure you don't want to take Doug?
你們怎麼來了？
Hey! What the heck are you guys doing here?
我跟港務局長談過，他說你今天出航...
I spoke to the harbormaster and he said you were setting sail today...
所以我們來祝你一路順風
...so we thought we'd wish you bon voyage.
這是大胖和阿蘇送的
This is from Nick and Sue. They send their best wishes.
真好，火腿罐頭，好耶
That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
我超愛吃火腿，可以給我嗎？
I love Spam and Reese's. Can I have it?
可以吧
I guess.
- 道格！ - 沒關係啦
- Doug! - That's all right.
- 真抱歉 - 那個...
- I'm sorry. - So...
露西還好吧？
...how's Lucy?
她現在住療養院了
Actually, she's living at the institute.
- 這是什麼時候的事？ - 三周之前
- When did that happen? - Three weeks ago.
她說她不想再拖累我們了
Said she didn't want to be a burden to me and Doug anymore. I don't know.
我沒辦法說服她
I couldn't talk her out of it. You know what?
她在那裡過的很好
She's doing really great up there. She's...
她在那裡還開班教劃劃
...teaching an art class and she gets to paint every day.
她甚至又開始唱歌了
In fact, she's even singing again.
亨利，我也有個小禮物送你
Hey, look, I got a little gift for you too.
水手送水手的禮物
It's just a little something from one sailor to another one.
出門在外要小心
You take care of yourself out there.
- 我會的 - 很好
- I will. - Okay.
亨利沒跟我提過你
Henry did not tell me about you.
還有你的雄壯肌肉
Your fisherman muscles.
我能碰一下嗎？
Can I touch?
當然
Sure.
好耶
Yes.
海灘男孩？
The Beach Boys?
這傢伙竟然送我一張CD，讓我想起...
How nice of him to give me a CD that will remind me...
我跟她女兒的美好戀情
...of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter.
真是個老混蛋！
What an asshole!
為什麼？
Oh, why?
你為什麼這麼對我？
Why would you do this to me?
你這個死老頭！
You sick bastard!
我的媽呀
Oh, my God.
他是不是想告訴我什麼？
Is he trying to tell me something?
她只在遇見你的日子唱這首歌
She only sings on days she meets you.
她記得我？
She remembers me?
哇靠！
Holy shit!
她記得我！
She remembers me!
茱莉，你畫的很好
Julia, that looks great.
借問一下，我在幹嘛？
Excuse me. What am I doing?
你在劃劃，你畫的很好
You're painting a picture. And you're doing an excellent job.
這樣喔
Oh.
媽啦，我真爛
Holy crap! I suck.
等等
Hey, hey, hey.
- 先生，有事嗎？ - 我有預約
- Can we help you, sir? - Yes. I have an appointment.
- 你的名字是？ - 我的名字？
- What's your name? - My name?
他忘了啦，真可憐
Dude, he forgot his name. I feel bad for him.
上去吧，祝你記憶能恢復
Just go on up. And good luck with that memory problem.
謝謝
Yeah. Thank you.
幹嘛？
What?
露西！
Lucy!
露西！
Lucy!
- 你好，我是湯姆 - 我們見過，我是亨利
- Hi, I'm Tom. - Hey, I met you before. I'm Henry.
我找惠露西
Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for Lucy Whitmore.
你知道她在哪裡嗎？
Any idea where I can find her?
你好，我是湯姆
Hi, I'm Tom.
真多謝了
Oh. Thanks anyways.
露西！
Lucy!
露西！
Lucy!
惠露西...
Lucy Whitmore...
我能問你一個問題嗎？
...can I ask you a question?
你知道我是誰嗎？
Do you have any idea who I am?
- 不知道 - 不知道？
- No. - No?
真糟糕
That sucks.
- 你叫什麼名字？ - 我叫亨利
- What's your name? - I'm Henry.
亨利
Henry.
跟我來，我有東西讓你看
I want to show you something. Will you come with me?
好
Well, yeah.
你知道那傢伙是誰嗎？
Hey. Do you know who that guy is?
我連我是誰都不知道了
Dude, I don't even know who I am.
你是畢卡索
Oh, well, you're Pablo Picasso.
- 真的？ - 不是真的
- Really? - No. Not really.
這是我的工作室
This is my studio.
我不知道你是誰，亨利...
I don't know who you are, Henry...
但我幾乎每晚都夢見你
...but I dream about you almost every night.
為什麼？
Why?
要是我告訴你，你每天都看的那本日記...
What would you say if I told you that notebook you read every day...
曾經記錄著很多我的事呢？
...used to have a lot of stuff about me in it?
我會說那很有可能
I would say that that makes a lot of sense.
你把我從你記憶裡抹去...
You erased me from your memories...
因為你以為你拖累了我...
...because you thought you were holding me back from having a...
害我無法擁有快樂的人生
...full and happy life.
但是你錯了
But you made a mistake.
我只有跟你在一起才會快樂
Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life.
你是我最完美的伴侶...
You're the girl of my dreams...
而我顯然也是你的完美伴侶
...and apparently I'm the man of yours.
亨利
Henry.
真高興認識你
It's nice to meet you.
露西，我也一樣
Lucy, it's nice to meet you too.
你好，我是湯姆
Hi, I'm Tom.
亨利、露西，幸會，湯姆
Henry, Lucy. Nice to meet you, Tom.
十秒後再來，我們再相識一次
Now why don't you come back in ten seconds so we can meet again?
早安，露西
牛只引發車禍
亨利，你是否願意...
Do you, Honah Lee, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife...
娶這位女子為妻...
...to have and to hold from this day forth...
從今起彼此相互扶持，直到永遠？
...as long as you both shall live?
- 我願意 - 真的？
- I do. - Really?
縱使經過10到15年後...
Even though in, like, 10, 15 years...
她可能會變成超醜肥豬母...
...she could possibly let herself go and then, like...
讓你倒盡胃口不想上床？
...sex could be, like, nauseating for you?
你瘋啦？你老婆在場耶
What are you, nuts? Your wife's right over there.
我開玩笑的啦，如花
I'm just kidding, Muumuu!
我宣佈你們結為夫妻
I now pronounce you man and wife.
恭喜！
Mazel tov!
外面很冷，上來要加衣服...
It's very cold, so when you're ready...
跟我一起吃早餐吧，我愛你
...put on a jacket and come have breakfast with me. Love ya.
早安，羅太太，見過你女兒吧？
Hey, hey! Good morning, Mrs. Roth. Would you like to meet your daughter?
跟媽咪打招呼
Go say hello to Mommy.
媽咪
Hi, Mommy.
很好
That's right.
早安
Good morning.
老天爺！
Oh, my goodness!
- 爺爺在這裡 - 阿爸
- Grandpa's here. - Hi, Dad.