我荣幸的向各位宣布 It is with great pleasure I would like to announce that
公司年度 the recipient of this year's prestigious
最佳随和奖获得者 授于 ge follohip award is none other than our very own.
Liz Lemon liz lemon.
等等 Liz也能得随和奖 Wait, how could liz win a fellowship award?
她连人都不喜欢 She doesn't like people.
最佳随和奖 No, followship.
是为了表彰 Presented annually to the woman.
最言听计从女士 抱歉 无论男女 sorry, person, who best exemplifies a foller.
我可不是什么随从 I'm not a follower.
奖金一万 It also comes with ten grand.
我代表全天下随从接受这项荣誉 I accept this proudly on behalf of followers everywhere.
想起一年前 When I think of the free.
那个高呼自由精神的Liz spirited liz lemon I met just one year ago.
经过重重磨练 超越精神的极限 So resistant to product integration, cross.
我欣慰的看到她现在学会听话了 It pleases me to see how well she's learned to follow.
这是因为那个通用公司短剧吗 Uh, is this because of that ge sketch?
他的头是个微波炉 He has a microwave for a head!
这可是一级棒通用牌微波炉 But it's such an excellent ge microwave.
你说我没得选 You said i didn't have a choice.
你准备怎么花奖金 缴养老保险 So what are you gonna do with your money, put it into a 401k?
这算一个 Yeah, I gotta get one of those.
什么 What?
你要把钱花在哪 Where do you invest your mo ms.
- 我都有一万二的存款了 - 你是移民 -*** -***
真不敢相信你这么快就减肥成功了 ***I can't believe how fast you lost the weight.
既然胖不到莫尼克的级别 就得瘦成泰瑞海切尔的标准 If I can't be monique fat, I have to be teri hatcher thin.
二选一 笑什么 Either way, you're laughin'.
我的制服 My uniform!
我帮你擦掉 Let me get that off.
转过去 Turn around.
沾点水就行 It just needs a little bit of water.
天哪 着火了 Oh, god, it hurts!
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我为喜剧狂 第二季 第4集30 Rock Season 2 Episode 4
你竟然不知Rosemary Howard是什么人 You're honestly telling me you don't know who rosemary howard is.
企图刺杀福特总统的那个 Is she one of the ladies who tried to shoot gerald ford?
她是第一位滑稽短剧女编剧 No!She's the first female writer for laugh.in.
Donnie&Marie这部剧里面 所有的政治笑话都是她所写 She wrote all the political stuff for donnie and marie.
我从小就崇拜她的喜剧 I grew up idolizing her comedy.
请原谅 Pardon me.
请原谅 请原谅 Pardon me.Pardon me!
原谅你 Pardon you?
你已经被原谅了(政治赦免) You were already pardoned!
很好笑 因为是真的 It's funny 'cause it's true.
我不想表现的像个疯狂粉丝 Hi, I don't wanna sound like a weirdo fan£¬
但你所有的作品都让我深深着迷 but Iam obsessed with everything you have ever done.
我还曾逼朋友模仿你的滑稽短剧 And I used to make my friends act out your skits the next day.
其实朋友就是我的费雪玩具 When I say my friends, I mean my fisher price.
玩偶朋友 my friend dolls.
因为我没那么多朋友 Because I didn't have a lot of friends.
老天 我还没闭嘴 Oh, boy.***
你准备要我的命 是不是 You're gonna kill me, aren't you?
怎么会 只是 No, that's.
你太伟大了 Oh, you are great!
我从小就想成为您 I grew up wanting to be you.
我小时候倒是想当家有仙妻里的萨曼莎 I grew up wanting to be samantha stevens on bewitched.
最像她的时候 我嫁给了个同志两年 Closest I got was being married to a gay guy for two years.
非常感谢 Oh, thank you.
你就是我的海洛因 (一词多义:女英雄) Um, you are my heroine.
这里的海洛因 当然指的是女英雄 And by heroine, I mean lady hero.
我可不想边听爵士乐边"吸你" I don't wanna inject you and listen to jazz.
上帝啊 Good lord.
- 你饿了吗 - 从没饱过 - Are you hungry? - Always.
等会请我吃个饭 你把话从匣子里都倒出来 Well, I'm gonna let you take me to lunch later and get all this out of your system.
那再好不过了 That would be great.
我一百个愿意 I would love that.
你答应陪我买帽子的 But you're supposed to take me hat shopping.
Jack Hey jack!
能等一下吗 Could you hold on a second?
如果你亵渎什么 是不是很糟 If you desecrate something, is that bad?
Tracy 出什么事了 Tracy, what happened now?
怀疑所有人都没注意我 I doubt if anybody noticed.
谁为盛会 Who brought stars and bright stars
点燃星月 to the party last night
与敌人的战斗 for the rascals we fought
谁会在乎那歌有多少词 who wouldhave ever known there was so many words?
就像茅斯·达夫的唱片 It was like a mos def cd.
Tracy 没事的 Tracy, it's all right.
你是明星 想干嘛就干嘛 You're a star, you can do whatever you want to.
那就是你的工作 That's your job.
我们的工作是解决掉这些麻烦事 It's our job to make it go away.
我爱死这国家了 I love this country.
你接着疯狂吧 You go forth and be crazy.
没问题 I think I can manage that.
随便怎么疯都行 You do anything you wanna do.
除了斗狗 好吗 Except no dog fighting, okay?
这是这段时间唯一禁播的节目 That seems to be the one thing that's off limits these days.
在想什么 Tray What's on your mind, tray?
你已经异常的安静了20分钟 You've been curiously quiet for 20 minutes.
我们要做斗狗节目 We gotta start doing dog fights.
斗狗 Dog fighting?
我知道这令人反感又丑恶 I know it's repulsive and hideous.
但这是唯一Jack Donaghy不准我干的 But it's the only thing jack donaghy told me I cannot do.
所以我偏要做 懂吗 So I gotta do it!Understand?
不行 不行 不行 No no no no no no no!
斗狗是世上最恶心最暴力的事情 Dog fighting is the most disgusting, vile thing a human being can do.
你不能那么做 You cannot do it!
决定了 斗狗 Dog fighting it is.
开始准备 Make it happen.
老天 斯佩克特事件再次上演 Man, this is phil spector's entourage all over again.
他独自在徘徊 And his foot lingered.
真是个伤感的故事 Ah, that is such an upsetting story.
我再也不那么看卡通<动员令>了 I'll never watch happy days the same way again.
我怀念电视直播 But you know, I miss live tv.
就像性爱一样 It's like sex, you know?
山穷水尽时总会有柳暗花明 It's almost better when everything goes horribly wrong.
我们偶尔会请嘉宾编剧 Well, you know, we do hire guest writers every now and then.
我是说 你有没有 I mean, I don't know if that'S.
有没有兴趣 something you would ever be interested in.
很好啊 That'd be great.
我很久没进过那幢大厦了 God, I haven't been in that building in so long.
大伙还在Garagiola的办公室吸吗 Does everyone still do blow in joe garagiola's office?
吸什么 可卡因 Which one is blow again?Is that cocaine?
请我 管理员在哪 Hello?Where's the head page?
准许进入 You may enter.
你是机器人 You're a machine.
不 我倒是想 No, I wish.
这是NBC超级经典计算机的主体部分 This is a prop from the classic nbc series supercomputer.
1975年到1975年 1975 to 1975.
你应该知道我是谁 Look, you obviously know who I am.
但你不知道我不小心烧了 Kenneth Parcell的制服 But what you don't know is that I accidentally damaged kenneth parcell's page jacket and.
真的 Really?
上帝的完美宠儿Parcell终于闯祸了 Mr. Perfect, Mr. Jesus loves me parcell finally messed up?
你可知我想把他弄去新泽西CNBC想了多久 Do you know how long i've been waiting to transfer that thumbhead to cnbc in paramus, new jersey?
但是没有失误就没办法调动 But you can't transfer someone without a demerit.
- 可现在 - 老天 - But now. - oh, boy.
我们这么做 Here's what we're gonna do.
你可能从未见过女人胸部 You've probably never seen breasts before.
我向书桌靠拢 换你一件新制服 So I'm gonna lean over this desk, and you're gonna give me a new page jacket.
拜托 我11岁还在吃母奶 Please, I breast fed 'til I was 11.
印象比你还深刻 So I've forgotten more about a woman's chest than you'll ever know.
我可是明星 But.I'm on tv.
我说 再见 I said, "good day.
你没说 " No, you didn'T.
正准备说 Well, I meant to.
Kenneth Parcell死定了 Kenneth parcell is finished.
死定了 Finished!
本周有什么新闻 All right, what's in the news this week, everybody?
有没有想法 Any ideas?
我有个 I have an idea.
新奥尔良开一间堕胎诊所 We open on a new orleans abortion clinic.
一个美丽的混血儿 A beautiful mulatto.
我们好像不能使用这类词语 uh, I don't think we're allowed to use any of those words.
为什么 Why not?
这是现场节目啊 It's live television.
我以前说过 I mean, we used to say And .
你才没有 no, you didn'T.
- 真的 - 真的 我们全力以赴 -Did you? -We did.We pushed the envelope.
记得吗 Remember.
震惊全美的邮箱短剧 the mailbox sketch that shocked america?
一切正常 There's nothing wrong here.
还没懂吗 Don't you get it?
那邮箱就是讽刺尼克松的参谋哈尔德曼 The mailbox was haldeman.
那是现实人物 Is that a person who lived?
种族怎么样 What about race?
这是终极禁忌 I mean, I say that is the last taboo.
我们让Josh演黑人 We get josh in blackface, right?
然后让Tracy喊他 And then we get tracy to call him a !
值得一看 I'd watch that.
种族节目不能上电视 太敏感了 No no, you can't do race stuff on tv.It's too sensitive.
<曼徳姐妹>里早就演过了 We would have done that on the mandrell sisters!
我也想节目有创意 Look, I want the show to be edgy too.
但是我老板 Jack Donaghy I mean, but my boss, jack donaghy.
我去和他谈 let me talk to him.
- 我很有说服力 - 不 我们不谈话 - I am great with suits. - No, we don't talk to him.
Liz 你可不是他们的傀儡 Liz, you're not a cog in their machine.
我知道 I know.
我才不是什么 I'm not some.
随从 follower.
我只是 I just.
这样也太颠覆节目传统了 we are very subversive on this show.
Frank 你有没有什么点子 Frank, what do you have this week?
驼背狗给通用公司干洗员采购 Uh, barry the humping dog is shopping for a ge washer and dryer.
前所未闻 Have not seen that before.
有创意 Sharp idea.
我把狗带来了 Yo, I got the dogs outside.
快带进来 Well, bring them in!
我也觉得斗狗很变态 I feel sick to my stomach about dog fighting.
但他们禁止你做的时候你又能如何 But what can you do when they tell you not to?
这事越来越丑陋了 This could get ugly.
什么 What?
不 No!
白痴 You idiots!
我专门在地下室修的斗狗场就为了这俩 I built a dog fighting pit in my basement for this?
Tracy Tracy.
能和你单独谈谈吗 Can I speak with you privately?
Tray 我唯一不让你做的是什么事 Tray, what's the one thing i asked you not to do?
别看227和纽约黑街两部电影 That 227 movie new jackee city?
斗狗 Dog fighting!
你是哪不舒服非要做不让你做的事 What is it about your wiring that compels you to do exactly what you're asked not to?
不知道 I don't know.
我总是这样 Always been this way.
Tracy 别玩火柴 Tracy, don't play with matches!
你又不是我爸 You're not my dad!
Tracy 别直直盯着太阳 会发疯的 Tracy, don't stare directly at the sun.It'll make you crazy.
你又不是我爸 You're not my dad.
Tracy 别穿成那样出门 Tracy, you're not going out the house dressed like that.
你又不是我爸 You're not my dad.
我相信这事你和爸爸有些关联 I'm beginning to think this has something to do with your dad.
你又不是我爸 You're not my dad!
你没权力对我指手画脚 You can't tell me what it's about.
道具组让我拿这盒小狗"弟弟"给你过目 Hey, props gave me a bunch of dog penises for you to look at.
太好了 谢谢 Oh, great, thanks.
Liz Liz!
你祖母正在Jack的办公室 Your grandmother is in jack's office.
你最好采取点行动 You better do something.
Nana lemon 怎么可能 Nana lemon?That's weird.
噢 不 Oh, no.
Rosemary Rosemary.
Lemon 她刚和我说了些绝妙的想法 Lemon, rosemary here was just telling me some of her fantastic sketch ideas.
Liz 他完全懂了 Liz, he totally gets it.
他懂我们要做的比他们要做的重要的多 He understands that what we do is far more important than what they do.
是的 我完全明白了 I do.I really do get it.
Rosemary 非常感谢你 Rosemary, thank you so very much.
不 这是我的荣幸 Oh, no, my pleasure.
是我的荣幸才对 与你谈话非常愉快 What a pleasure.What fun catching up with you.
我也很愉快 You too.
- 保重 - 你也是 - You take care now. - You too.
解雇了她 Fire her.
还有 再也别让我和那么老的娘们谈话 And don't ever make me talk to a woman that old again.
我不能解雇了Rosemary I can't fire rosemary.
你能的 举手之劳 Yes, you can.It's easy.
看着 Observe.
Jonathan 你被解雇了 Jonathan, you're fired!
什么 不 老天 不 What? No! God, no!
我不会解雇她 这太残忍了 No, I won't fire her. It's mean.
而且我喜欢她 她说的对 我们应该全力以赴 And I like her. And she's right, we should be pushing the envelope.
老天啊 全力以赴 Oh, god. Push the envelope.
是那些没胆量没大脑的自欺欺人 People who don't have the guts or the brains to work inside the system.
文学家 激进者 落选的霍华德·迪恩之流 Letter writers, radicals, howard dean.
你根本不理解她 你就像是个会说话的邮箱 You just don't get her. You're like the talking mailbox.
我把这话当作哈尔德曼式的称赞 所以 谢谢你的赞美 I'm going to assume that's a haldeman reference. In which case, I thank you.
我做这行就是想成为Rosemary那样的人 能激发人们去思考 I got into this business to be like rosemary. To make people think.
不 不不 Lemon No. No no no, lemon.
你进入这行是因为你风趣 古怪 而且是社交低能 You got into this business because you're funny and you're weird and you're socially retarded.
当然也因为这行的薪水不菲 所以你不是Rosemary 你和我一样 And you also got into it because it pays well, which means you are not like rosemary; you are like me.
不 我不是 你只是个空壳而已 No, I'm not. You are a suit.
你榨取人们的创意和劳动 变成你的商业广告 饼状图 三角形图 You feed off the creativity and hard work of other people and turn it into commercials and pie charts and triangle graphs.
三角形图是什么 What's a triangle graph?
鬼才知道 反正就是那么回事 I don't know! It sounded real.
- 这是我的节目 - 不 它是我的 -This is my show. -No, this is my show.
每星期 我还把它租给 性功能障碍公司里的好人 And once a week I rent it out to the good people at the erectile dysfunction companies.
不管怎样 Rosemary是我的偶像 Be that as it may, rosemary is my idol.
你解雇了她 就是解雇了我 And if you wanna get rid of her, then you will fire me also.
去死吧 混蛋 suck it up, nerd.
天呐 Oh, my god!
Rosemary 你真厉害 敢对Jack说那些话 Rosemary, that was such a rush standing up to jack like that.
如果不是你 我一辈子也说不出来 And I never would have done it if it weren't for you.
我真为你骄傲 I am so proud of you!
他听到了你的呐喊 现在可要天翻地覆了 He heard you roar and now things are gonna change around here.
Jack说你们俩都被解雇了 Jack says you're both fired.
太棒了 Yes!
Tray 你在干什么 Hey tray, whatcha doing?
深沉的思索 Just some heavy thinking.
聚光灯下是唯一能让我忘却烦恼的地方 This spotlight is the only place that I could go to get away from it all.
Tray 我明白这种父子关系 You know, tray, I get this dad thing.
我父亲属于爱尔兰私生子名人堂 I mean my father belongs in the smiling irish bastard hall of fame.
那种悬而未决的愤怒 我一直都有 And the pent. up, unresolved anger i have toward him, it still overwhelms me.
你得学会宽恕 You've got to learn to forgive.
我要怎么去宽恕陌生人 But how do I forgive someone that I don't know?
哪怕我和他说过一句话 一句话也好 Boy, if I could just talk to him once. Just once.
Tracy 让我来帮你吧 你需要治疗 Tracy, we're gonna do this together. You've got to get into therapy.
我不要治疗 我只是有点心理问题 I don't need therapy. I'm just mentally ill.
Tracy 如果我告诉你唯一 不能做的事就是接受治疗 Tracy, what if I told you that the one thing you cannot do is therapy?
你又不是我爸 我们要做治疗 You're not my dad! We're doing therapy!
好的 谢谢 再见 All right, thank you. Good. bye.
Kenneth 我想我可能犯了个小错 Kenneth, I may have made a mistake.
- 我刚和Donnie说话 - Donnie -I was talking to donnie. -donnie?
管理员Donnoe Lawson 罪恶之王 Head page donnie lawson, the king of sting?
你干了什么 What did you do?
我只想做点好事 I was just trying to make things right.
漂亮衣服啊 Parcell 希望这件衣服 和你在CNBC明年过的非常不高兴 Nice jacket, parcell. I hope that it and you will be very unhappy at cnbc for the next year.
当然 还有另一个选择 Of course, there is one other choice.
"撕页"比赛 A page. off.
"撕页"比赛 A page. off?
野蛮较量 结合了肉搏与NBC知识问答 It's a savage contest. Mixing physical stamina with nbc trivia.
什么是"撕页"比赛 你的朋友真是无知啊 What's a page. off?
你想要"撕页"比赛 来啊 怪胎 输的人滚蛋 You wanna page. off?
我是不知道他在耍什么集体心理战 I don't know what kind of corporate mind games he's playing.
如果Jack以为我会去求他 But if jack thinks i'm crawling back there.
去他的 现在你自由了 我们可以一起干点什么了 oh, screw him. But now that you're free, we can work on something together!
是啊 我们能创建自己的广播 就叫贱人电视 Yeah, we can start our own network called bitch tv!
或者另一个主意我们要想的 Or the second idea that we think of.
听着 等回到我家 我们一起想些好主意 Look, when we get back to my place, we start banging out some ideas.
欢迎来到你余下生命的第一天 Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.
这是什么社区啊 What neighborhood is this?
他们叫这里小车臣 勇敢且真实 Oh, they call it little chechnya. So gritty and real.
人均谋杀率比底特律还高 More murders per capita than detroit.
住这里不愁没灵感写作 Try not to write when you're living here.
那家伙带着枪 Is that guy carrying a gun?
别担心 他不是警察 Yeah, but don't worry. He's not a cop.
Tracy 这是Susanne Hawke NBC心理医生 Hey, tracy, this is susanne hawker, the nbc therapist.
我和Anne Curry比 谁更疯 Who's crazier, me or anne curry?
Tracy你好 Jack已经告诉我你的情况了 Hello, tracy. Jack informed me of the talk you had earlier.
如果你不介意 我想从角色扮演开始 And if you don't mind, I'd like to hop right in and start with some role play.
像我老婆和我做的那样 酷 Like my wife and I do? Cool.
你扮演女仆 要尖叫 Donaghy 你来扮演斗牛士 Donaghy, you play the matador.
不是 Tracy 我想让你 假设你爸坐在那 对着他讲话 Uh, no, tracy. What I want you to do is talk to that empty chair as if your father were sitting there, okay?
这太蠢了 Man, this is stupid!
Tracy 别这样 我们是来帮你的 Come on, tracy. We're here to help you.
Tracy 让Jack坐那里假装你爸 行吗 Uh, tracy, maybe it will help if jack sits in the chair and pretends to be your father.
儿子 我想和你谈谈 I wanna talk to you, son.
你听上去一点也不像我老爸 You sound nothing like my dad.
好吧 他是哪里人 Well, where is he from?
我只知道他从恶臭的费城北部来 All I know is he's from funky north philly.
他在肥皂工厂工作 嘴唇有点下垂 因为什么根末神经受伤之类 He worked in a campbell's soup factory. And he had a droopy lip due to an unattended root canal.
我想能行 来吧 I think I can do this. Okay, go.
老爸 我很生你的气 I'm mad at you, dad.
蠢货 我也生你的气 你为什么非要那么干 Hey, dummy! I'm mad at you too.
- 这并不是我想要的 - 因为你抛弃了我 老爸 -Uh, that's not exactly what I had in. -'cause you left me, dad!
我那时还年轻 又糊涂 你妈也不想让我继续呆着 I was young and confused and your moms didn't want me around no more.
把那要死的芥兰菜递给我 Now, pass me them damn collard greens!
妈妈 是这样吗 Is this true, mom?
他把我的救济金全赌输了 He gambled away my welfare check.
臭娘们 我现在真想扇死你 Woman, I got a mind to smack you upside the head.
- 这样没用 - 现在扮演我 -Uh, this is not helpful. -Be me now.
我这样做只想你爱我 恐龙蛋游戏 I only act out because I want your love! Dyn.o.mite!
我想现在进展的很顺利 I think we're just doing good times now.
现在演那个让我妈离开爸的白人 Now do the white dude that my moms left my dad for.
Tracy 喝汤出声是很不礼貌的 Uh, now, see here, tracy. It's impolite to slurp one's soup.
没必要给我讲大道理 Whoa, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes.
你永远是我的儿子 You always gonna be my son.
Tracy 我不爱你爸 但并不代表我们不爱你 Tracy, just because i stopped loving your dad, doesn't mean we stopped loving you.
臭娘们 别抢我台词 Stop puttin' words in my mouth, woman!
小点声 睡觉呢 Oye, papi, kayate! People are sleeping!
Rodriguez夫人 管好你自个的事情吧 Mind your own damn business, mrs.Rodriguez!
够了 这太荒谬了 All right, this is ridiculous.
女士 你是给了我这个文盲黑鬼点钱 Lady, just because i'm an ignorant black man.
来修你的衣柜 不代表你有权力 评价我为我儿子骄傲这话 And you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe, doesn't give you the right to call me ridiculous just 'cause I'm proud of my son.
他们杀了我 They got me.
白鬼子杀了我 The honkeys shot me.
不 老爸 No, dad!
别死啊 我爱你 老爸 Don't die! I love you, dad!
我不要斗狗 I don't wanna dog fight no more!
Tracy 这就对了 就是这样 Tracy, that's it! That's it!
谢谢你的帮助 看来我还是爱家人的 Thank you for showing me there really is love in my family after all.
我得离他们远点了 And I need to stay the hell away from them.
Donaghy 你是我唯一需要的家人 JackieD Donaghy, you're the only family I need, jackie D.
Tracy 你这样想就对了 You got that right, tray.
你小时候不知道解说员考塞尔真是可惜 我口袋里一直装着他的书 You know, it's too bad you didn't know howard cosell when you were growing up. 'Cause I had that one in my pocket the whole time.
我们到了 There we are.
老天 那是什么 Oh, crapballs! What was that?
好了 找支笔 开始写剧本吧 Okay, let's find a pen and start that screenplay.
这部电影绝对让他们大吃一惊 This movie is gonna knock them on their asses.
主题是什么 Right. What's it about?
五旬老女人度春假 和一群18岁毕业小伙搞上了 Women in their 50s go on spring break and get laid by a bunch of grateful 18.year.olds.
上帝啊 Oh, god.
是的 就是这样 Yeah, exactly.
我估计首映会有百万票房 I predict opening weekend, a million dollars.
你一天都在喝酒 Have you been drinking wine all day?
对心脏有好处啊 Oh, it's heart healthy.
- 整天喝 - 拜托 Liz 现在是90年代了 -All day? -Oh, come on, liz. It's the '90s!
刚刚是不是有辆火车经过窗户 Did an f train just go by your window?
我知道 别想跳到那车上去 I know that look. Don't even think about jumping for that train.
我想天黑前我得回家了 You know, I think i should go home before it gets dark.
你不能抛弃我 Liz 你就是我 You can't abandon me, liz. You are me.
不 我不是你 No, I'm not you.
真的 你喜欢聪明 风趣的男人 他们却会为了不如你的女人抛弃你 Really? You pick up guys that are smart and funny.
Liz 你永远不会结婚的 你已经嫁给了工作 You're never gonna get married, liz. You're married to your job.
老天啊 我丢了工作 Oh, my god. I lost my job.
你和我一模一样 You're just like me.
你早上醒来 抽着大麻 You get up in the morning and smoke weed.
- 没有 - 那些路过大厅的牙买加人让你着迷 -no, I don'T. -You obsess about the jamaican man across the hall.
老天 我丢了我的工作 Oh, my god. I lost my job.
要不是我 你根本没有工作 我为你打破了壁垒 You wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for me. I broke barriers for you.
我真的得走了 I really have to go.
我坐在垃圾里面 都是为了你 I sat around while my junk went bad. All for you.
我没有孩子 你就是我的孩子 I didn't have any kids. You're my kid!
- 你是从来回电话给我的孩子 - 天哪 -You're my kid that never calls! -yikes.
帮帮我 Liz Lemon 你是我唯一的希望 Help me, liz lemon! You're my only hope!
哪部剧是NBC衍生剧 考斯比 迈阿密风云 欢乐酒店 天堂之路 Okay, which nbc series spun off, among others, cosby, miami vice, cheers, and highway to heaven?
- 超级电脑 - 你绝对没问题 -Supercomputer! -Oh, you're gonna do great!
预备 Ready!
撕页 撕页 Page.off, page.off
Kenneth 加油 你一定行的 Come on, kenneth! You can do it!
你们都在这搞什么鬼 Hey! What the hell is going on down here?
电话都快响爆了 柯南秀的现场观众也没人安排 The phones are ringing off the hook, there's no one seating the conan audience!
赶快回去干活 蠢货 Get to back to work, you morons!
Pete 等一下 你不明白 Pete, wait. You don't understand.
我毁了Kenneth的制服 要新的 又不能留污点记录 只好比赛决定 I ruined kenneth's jacket and he needs to get a new one, but can't have any demerits, so we have to have a page.off.
开什么玩笑 这是间亿万公司 what, are you kidding me? This is a billion dollar company!
污点纪录 Demerits?
Donnie 给Kenneth件该死的外套 Donnie, give kenneth a damn jacket!
这件事没完 Moroney 你等着吧 This isn't over between us, moroney. You're in it now.
终于结束了 Moroney小姐 It's finally over, ms.Moroney.
是啊 我都不记得这一切是因何而起了 Yes. And it's hard to even remember how it all began.
是因为你烧了我的制服 You burnt my jacket.
我要我的工作 All right, I need my job back.
这不是乞讨 这是有骨气的请求 就像地铁站里面的舞者 But this is not crawling, this is proud begging, like those kids that dance on the subway.
Lemon 你当然要回工作 Of course you can have your job back, lemon.
感谢上帝 太可怕了 Oh, thank god. It was terrible.
我去了她的公寓 连厕所都没有 I went to her apartment. I don't think she has a toilet.
我看到了我的将来 Jack I saw my future, jack.
永远别和嬉皮士一起走 Never go with a hippie to a second location.
我不要落得这样 我要赚钱 我要存钱 I can't end up like that. I have got to make money and save it.
我要像有钱人那样 用钱生钱 And I have to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money.
你可以教我怎么做吗 Can you teach me how to do that?
闭着眼都能教你 With my eyes closed.
太好了 因为我想给Rosemary 每个月400块 到永远 Oh, good, because I want to send rosemary $400 a month for. forever.
应该的 那女人都失业了 You should, that woman is unemployable.
Rosemary说干这行的女人下场都很悲惨 到最后脱光了都没人看 Rosemary says that women become obsolete in this business when there's no one left that wants to see them naked.
等你富了 付钱找人看你裸体 You make enough money, you can pay people to look at you naked.
敬未来 Lemon To the future, lemon.
顺便 公司对小狗"弟弟"有点意见 Oh, and by the way, ge has a problem with the dog penis sketch.
我去改剧本 I'll change it.
如果换成小猫"弟弟"呢 Hey, what about cat penises?