寻找阿拉斯加 第一季 第一集
我最喜欢研究临终遗言 I am fascinated by last words.
奥斯卡·王尔德说了 Like Oscar Wilde who said,
"不换掉那壁纸的话我就走" "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do,"
然后死去了 and then died.
或者汉弗莱·博加特 Or Humphrey Bogart,
他的遗言是 whose final words were:
"我就不该把苏格兰威士忌换成马蒂尼酒" "I never should've switched from scotch to martinis."
詹姆斯·迪恩则说 James Dean said,
"他们得看看我们" "They've gotta see us"...
就在他驾驶着保时捷撞上另一辆车之前 Just before slamming his Porsche into another car.
州警
我最喜欢的临终遗言 My favorite last words ever,
是法国诗人弗朗索瓦·拉伯雷的 the French poet Francois Rabelais,
他说" 我去寻找一个可能的伟大" who said, "I go to seek a Great Perhaps,"
因为这也是我所追寻的 because that's what I was after too.
但是我希望我能在我死前找到 Except I wanted to find my Great Perhaps
我可能的伟大 before I died.
先 前
卡尔弗溪钟被偷
再见 迈尔斯
奥兰多 2005年
现在还不到五点 It's not even 5:00.
你的同学们肯定会来的 I'm sure your classmates will show.
现在的人都会迟到一些 They're just running fashionably late.
我这些年来一直没告诉你们 I've been keeping my popularity a secret
我其实很受欢迎 all these years.
夫妻最害怕的时刻 Couples Fear Factor.
你没事的 You're okay.
所以你才想离开吗 Is this why you wanna leave?
不 亲爱的 是因为我 No, honey, it's because of me.
迈尔斯在卡尔弗溪已经听惯了 Miles has heard all the stories about his father being
他父亲的传奇 quite the legend at Culver Creek--
其实不算是 Well, not--not exactly.
我梦想要去 I mean, there are lots of other places
很多地方 但是你们肯定都会拒绝的 I could dream of going, but you would have said no.
但你为什么非要现在去呢 But why do you have to go now?
上大学时去才刚好 That's what college is for.
我和你说了原因 I've told you why.
因为某个法国诗人的遗言吗 'Cause of some French poet's last words,
"可能的伟大" "The Great Perhaps"?
这到底是什么意思 What does that even mean?
这也是我需要知道的 That's what I need to find out.
地图查询
再见 葡萄干 See ya, Raisin.
要是他问起来就说我去上学了 If he asks, I left for school.
你是我的证人 You are my witness.
欢迎 很高兴你选择来乔治亚州
欢迎来到阿拉巴马
欢迎回来
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翻译 小酸奶
阿拉斯加 Alaska!
翻译 小酸奶
我还以为你妈妈不会走了呢 I thought my mom would never leave.
一直和你哭哭抱抱 So much crying, hugging, and carrying on.
可不是吗 Tell me about it.
翻译 小酸奶
所以自己开车来了 That's why I drive myself,
摆脱掉那些哭哭和抱抱 to get all the hugs and tears out of the way.
跟我路上聊吗 Do you wanna catch up on the road?
校对 小酸奶
库萨的收银员20分钟后换班 Coosa's cashiers have a shift change in 20,
相信我 格斯做收银员是最好的 and trust me, we want Gus manning that register.
我总不能让保罗一个人帮我搬东西吧 I can't just let Paul move me in on his own.
时间轴 无关风粤
你当然可以 保罗 Sure you can, Paul.
你不会介意 You don't mind finishing up
在我和你美丽的女朋友去买东西时 while your lovely girlfriend and I go pick up
后期 8T
帮我搬好东西吧 some sundry items.
只要她保证等一下好好补偿我 Only if she promises to make it up to me later.
搞什么 保罗 What the fuck, Paul?
总监 小酸奶
她不该用她的身体来换取 She should not have to leverage her body
你做一个好男友 so you'll be a good boyfriend.
正是因为这种性别歧视的鬼话 That kind of sexist bullshit is why we need to
才说明我们该废除父权制 dismantle the patriarchy.
上帝啊 阿拉斯加 我都答应了 Jesus, Alaska, I said yes.
这和你说的话无关 保罗 It's not just your words, Paul.
重点是你心里和脑子里深刻的概念 It's what's in your mind and your heart.
趁我们走了 好好思考一下 You think about that while we're gone.
搞什么 What the fuck?
你的达芬奇惊喜 It's your Da Vinci surprise.
我当初在那里上学的时候 So you know when I was there,
还不是男女合校 we weren't co-ed.
你现在会和女孩子们一起上学了 You're gonna have girls there now.
你知道性病是什么吗 You know what STDs are?
意思是性传播疾病 It stands for sexually transmitted diseases,
就像淋病或者 like gonorrhea or...
衣原体病 Chlamydia...
疱疹 Herpes...
疣 Warts...
和手指上的疣不一样 It's not just like your finger wart,
是长在其他地方的 but other places.
最好的保护措施是 Really the best protection is
管住你自己的下半身 儿子 just keep your pecker in your pants, son.
没错 That's right.
今晚你能不能把寝室留给我 Are you cool if I have the room to myself
几个小时 for a couple hours tonight?
我能问问为什么吗 May I ask why?
我和保罗都认为 Paul and I agreed
如果我们整个暑假都分隔两地 if we stayed together long distance all summer,
那第一晚重逢的时候就要 then the first night back we would have...
做爱 the sex.
如果你不想的话可以不用那么做 You don't have to if you don't want to.
我想 I want to.
他们长大得太快了 你来吗 They grow up so fast. You coming?
我胆子小 I'm too chickenshit.
这上面说你28岁了 This says you're 28.
我也不敢相信 时间真快啊 I can't believe it either. Time, right?
伟大的西奥多·盖泽尔曾经说过 I believe it was the great Theodor Geisel who said,
"怎么这么快就这么完了 "How did it get so late so soon?
下午过后便是晚上 "It's night before it's afternoon.
12月过后就是6月 "December's here before it's June.
天啊 时间真是飞逝" My goodness, how the time has flown."
你可能知道他另一个名字 苏斯博士 You might know him as Dr. Seuss.
生命流逝得太快了 Life goes fast.
我觉得我好像似乎还在上高中 Ask me, it feels like I was just in high school.
因为你的确就是在上高中吗 'Cause you are in high school?
我也想 I wish.
我的青少年时期要是能有库萨酒水店的 My adolescence would have no doubt been greatly enhanced
草莓山玫瑰酒麻醉 by the anesthetizing effects of
肯定会好很多 Coosa Liquors' Strawberry Hill rosé.
你听上去不像是个高中生 You don't sound like you're in high school.
格斯 我就是这个意思 And that, Gus, is the whole point.
没错 This is right.
不 我们没走错 快到了 No, we're right. Almost there.
只剩下一段路了 Only time for one more chapter.
简直就像是回到了从前 Looks just like it did the day I left.
很美 It is beautiful.
你还要习惯没有空调 And you get used to no AC.
等等 没有空调吗 Wait, there's no air conditioning?
现在改变主意还不迟 It's not too late to change your mind.
我们给你买了风扇 We got you a fan.
汗水才能铸造品格 孩子 Sweat builds character, boy.
看啊 Oh, check it out.
钟楼 那就是我们偷的钟 The bell tower. That's the bell we stole.
我们六个人好不容易才解下那玩意 It took six of us to get that sucker down
然后埋到了墓园里 before we buried it in the cemetery.
但这还是卡尔弗有史以来最棒的恶作剧 Still the greatest prank in Culver history.
交给我吧 妈妈 Oh, hey. I've got that, Mom.
至少让我帮你叠裤子吧 At least let me fold your pants.
不用了 没事 No, I'm good.
别忘了每周日打电话回来 And don't forget to call every Sunday.
我没有手机 Well, I don't have a cell phone.
所以才有付费电话 伙计 That's what the payphone's for, pal.
我们会很想你的 We are gonna miss you so much.
我能帮你铺床吗 Can I help you make your bed?
我没事 I'm good.
我没事的 伙计们 I'm gonna be okay, guys.
我保证 Promise.
安置好行李后就是冒险了 对吧 After the unpacking comes the adventure, right?
对 Right.
你肯定就是我的新室友了 You must be the new roommate.
看来你已经把这儿打点好了 I see you decorated the place.
我叫奇普 奇普·马丁 Name's Chip. Chip Martin.
我想和你握手 I would shake your hand,
但我觉得你最好还是抓着浴巾吧 but I think it's best if you just hang on to that towel.
我叫迈尔斯 迈尔斯·哈尔特 I'm Miles. Miles Halter.
迈尔斯 像"睡前还有几英里"那个吗 Miles, as in, "to go before I sleep"?
这是罗伯特·弗罗斯特的诗 你读过吗 It's a Robert Frost poem. Ever read him?
没有 No.
那你够走运的 没人会教我奇普 Consider yourself lucky. Oh, no one class me Chip.
你不是说你叫... I thought you just said your name--
叫我上校 Call me the Colonel.
我们教你帕吉 We'll call you Pudge.
穿上裤子 帕吉 Pants on, Pudge.
这种收拾方式真特殊 That's a unique way of unpacking.
我来猜猜 Oh, let me guess.
你肯定是那种 You must be one of those guys
绝对不会把袜子和内裤放在一起的人 who can't let your socks touch your underpants.
不是的 That's not true.
是吗 Oh, really?
给你十分钟改变我的印象 You got ten seconds to surprise me
不然我认为你就是普通人 before I write you off as ordinary.
我知道很多人的临终遗言 Well, I know a lot of people's last words.
举个例子 Example.
亨利·易卜生 他是一名剧作家 Henrik Ibsen. He was a playwright.
我知道亨利·易卜生是谁 I know who Henrik Ibsen was.
1828年到1906年 他被称为现实主义之父 1828 to 1906, considered the father of realism.
我没看过 Never read him.
但是他重病缠身 But he had been sick for a while,
于是他的护士和他说 and his nurse said to him,
"你今天早上看起来好多了" "You seem to be feeling better this morning,"
易卜生说"恰恰相反" and Ibsen said, "On the contrary."
然后他就死了 And then he died.
很病态 我喜欢 That's morbid. I like it.
走吧 帕吉 我们还有一堆事要做呢 Come on, Pudge. We got shit to do.
你喜欢看书吗 帕吉 So you're a reader, Pudge?
主要是自传 只有自传 Uh, biographies mostly... or only.
都是我爸爸的 They're my dad's.
我爸爸以前会用我的书打我 My dad used to beat me with my books,
于是我就开始看平装本 so I started carrying paperbacks around the house,
那种中短篇小说 篇幅很短 纸质很软 the odd novella, all short and soft.
所以我才来了这里 That's why I came here.
这样我就能看长篇小说 不需要担心自己被揍了 So I can read long-ass books without getting my ass whooped.
这不是上校吗 Oh, hey, it's the Colonel.
你好啊 小矮子 What's up, scrub?
这个暑假长大了吗 伙计 You grow this summer, bud?
你现在有四英尺了吗 What are you, four feet now?
你好 朗威尔 还有其他跟班 Hello, Longwell, fellow shit rags.
我总是说没有人比你 You know, I always said there's nobody better
更擅长擦凯文屁股 at cradling Kevin's balls than you.
你为什么不当面和我说 Why don't you say that to my face?
我刚说了 你这个人型兄弟会木头 I literally just did, you human frat paddle.
你想打架吗 You wanna go right here?
好了 凯文 好了 Okay, come on, Kev. Come on.
我们都知道上校才不会 We both know the Colonel's not gonna put
冒上失去奖学金的风险呢 对吧 that scholarship at risk, right?
原谅他们 帕吉 You'll have to excuse them, Pudge.
他们这么悲惨 It's not their fault they had
不是他们的错 every goddamn thing in life handed to 'em.
帕吉 这算是什么名字 Pudge? What kind of name is that?
我还以为这是讽刺 I think it's supposed to be ironic.
我告诉你 I'll have you know
我整个暑假都在打工 I worked my ass off this summer,
在乡村俱乐部当侍者和球童 valeted at the country club and caddied.
没有坐高尔夫球车 No golf cart either.
你可能是唯一一个整个暑假 You know, you might be the only person who could
都在阳光下却不晒黑的人了 spend all summer in the sun and somehow end up whiter.
有没有150%的白种人 Is it possible to be 150% Caucasian?
你...你这是种族歧视 That's--that's... that's racist.
睡觉的时候小心点[睁一只眼] 伙计们 Sleep with one eye open, boys.
走吧 帕吉 Come on, Pudge.
那是因为我很瘦 算了 Um, it's 'cause I'm skinny. Never mind.
你死定了 You're dead.
没错 你才睡觉的时候小心点 Yeah, you sleep with one eye.
他们是你的朋友吗 Are they friends of yours?
周中战士 Weekday Warriors,
这些有钱的混蛋们每周末都会离开 rich assholes who leave every weekend
去他们有空调的伯明翰豪宅 for their air-conditioned Birmingham mansions.
他们也是受欢迎的孩子们 They also the cool kids.
我不喜欢他们 他们不喜欢我 I don't like them. They don't like me.
所以如果你想受欢迎 帕吉 So if you came here hoping to be hot shit, Pudge,
最好别被人看到和我一起 you best not be seen with me.
走了 Come on.
迈尔斯·哈尔特 佛罗里达州奥兰多 Miles Halter. Orlando, Florida.
菲利普斯博士高中的转校生 Attendant of Doctor Phillips High School.
菲利普斯博士高中有个有意思的小知识 Interesting side note about Doctor Phillips High School,
这是以一个叫菲利普斯博士的人明明的 named after a guy named Doctor Phillips.
这人并不是博士 只是一个普通人 Didn't have a PhD or anything, just as an adult,
把自己的名字改成了博士 changed his name to Doctor.
欢迎来到卡尔弗溪 迈尔斯 Welcome to Culver Creek, Miles.
我叫他帕吉 I call him Pudge.
上校和他的讽刺 Ah, the Colonel and his irony.
你怎么知道的 How did you know all that?
铎美什么都知道 Takumi knows everything.
第一条忠告 不要让上校 Starting with: never let the Colonel
说服你去帮他 rope you into helping him move.
他根本不会疲劳 He's immune to fatigue.
他的愤怒是一种可再生能源 His anger is a renewable energy source.
你刚刚承诺我了 And you did make a commitment.
-是吗 -该开始干活了 - I did? - Time to get to work.
该死 笑灿烂点 是老鹰 Oh, shit. Smile big, it's the Eagle.
什么 The what?
斯塔恩斯老师 见到你真好 Mr. Starnes, so nice to see you.
暑假过得怎么样 How was your summer?
很糟糕 你呢 马丁先生 It was terrible. How are you, Mr. Martin?
很好 我只是在剥削我的室友 Great. Just exploiting my roommate here
来干一些体力活 先生 for some manual labor, sir.
希望你别让我失望 Ah, well, I expect nothing less.
你肯定是哈尔特先生 沃特的儿子 Ah, you must be Mr. Halter, son of Walter.
我不认识他 但是我在这里上学的时候 Our paths never crossed, but when I was a student here,
他可真是一个传奇 he was something of a legend.
他和我说过 So he tells me.
你爸爸的名字叫沃特·哈尔特吗 Your dad's name is Walter Halter?
如果你不想辜负他的名声 If you are hoping to live up to his reputation,
记住 你在这里有很大限度的自由 remember, you're given a large measure of freedom here.
如果滥加使用 你会后悔的 Abuse it and you will regret it.
你看起来是个不错的年轻人 You seem like a nice young man.
作为卡尔弗溪高中的校长 As the dean of Culver Creek,
我不希望以后要送你离开 I'd hate to have to bid you farewell.
-谢谢你 -不客气 - Um, thank you. - You're welcome.
斯塔恩斯老师 绰号老鹰 Mr. Starnes, codename the Eagle,
曾是学生 现在是混蛋 former student, current dick.
我刚来这里时 When I first got here,
老鹰只是一个小小的历史老师 the Eagle was just a lowly history teacher
直到我们原来的校长哈里斯老师死了 till our prior dean, Mr. Harris, dropped dead.
尸骨都未寒呢他就上位了 Body wasn't even cold yet, and he was already moving in.
他们说是心脏病 但我持保留态度 They say it was a heart attack, but I have my suspicions.
你是说老鹰为了成为学校的老大 You're saying that the Eagle committed murder
而杀了人 to become a school administrator?
你也看到他的脸了 那简直就是噩梦 You saw his face. It's the stuff of nightmares.
我觉得他会盯着我的灵魂 I felt like he was staring into my soul.
你下次看到那副神情 你也完了 Next time you see that look, you busted.
阿拉斯加说那是末日凝视 Alaska calls it "the look of doom."
阿拉斯加 Alaska?
我们的下一站 因为她有香烟 Our next stop, 'cause she has the cigarettes.
你有钱吗 You got money?
嗯 但是我不抽烟 Um, yeah, but I--I don't really smoke.
太好了 因为我抽 Perfect, 'cause I do.
好了 There, done.
咖啡桌
经典直白 Classy and sensible.
这就是我 帕吉 这就是我的T恤上写的字 That is me, Pudge. That is me to a fucking tee.
如果你听到三声敲门 那就是老鹰 You ever hear three knocks, it's the Eagle.
永远只敲一下 Always knock once.
天啊 Oh, my God!
是上校吗 Is that the Colonel?
快进来 Get on in here!
阿拉斯加 Alaska.
-我告诉你 -怎么了 - Oh, so--so get this. - What?
暑假第一天 Okay, first day of summer,
我在阿拉巴马州的奥文站 I'm in grand ol' Vine Station, Alabama...
真棒 Exciting.
和一个叫贾斯汀的人一起 I'm with this guy Justin.
我坐在他的沙发上看电视 I'm sitting on his couch watching TV.
别忘了 我已经和杰克在交往了 Mind you, I'm already dating Jake, right?
我现在还是和他在交往 很神奇 I'm still dating him, miraculously enough.
但是我和贾斯汀从小 But Justin and I, we've been friends
就是朋友 since we were kids.
于是我们就坐在沙发上 So, we're just sitting on the couch,
看着《办公室》 watching the The Office,
聊着SAT什么的 talking about SATs or something.
我们就在聊天 So we're just chatting.
我正在说一个类比的句子 And I'm in the middle of a sentence about analogies
然后突然间 他抓住了我的胸 when all of a sudden, he just honks my boob.
-不会吧 -就这样 - No. - Just like that.
就是一个持续了两三秒的抓胸 Just like a much-too-firm two, three second honk.
你敢相信吧 Can you believe it?
我想的第一件事是 And the first thing I thought was:
"我要怎么扯掉我胸上的这只爪子 "Okay, how do I extricate this claw from my boob
不要留下终生的痕迹呢" before it leaves permanent marks?"
我想到的第二件事就是 And the second thing I thought was:
"我等不及要告诉铎美和上校了" "I cannot wait to tell Takumi and the Colonel."
太疯狂了 That's crazy.
你可以放手了 You can let go now.
这个听了我的故事不笑的家伙是谁 Who's this guy not laughing at my story?
-我的室友 迈尔斯·要去·哈尔特 - My roommate, Miles "to go" Halter,
又称帕吉 aka Pudge.
帕吉会记下人们的遗言 Pudge memorizes people's last words.
他还有钱买你的烟 He also has money for your cigarettes.
帕吉 这是阿拉斯加 Pudge, this is Alaska.
她这暑假被人抓胸了 She got her boob honked this summer,
你现在肯定很了解了 which you are now well aware.
你真的记遗言吗 You really memorize last words?
嗯 想考考我吗 Yeah. You wanna quiz me?
肯尼迪 Jfk.
"很明显" "That's obvious."
-该死 -是吗 - Oh, shit. - Is it now?
不 这就是他的遗言 Oh, no. Those are his last words.
有人说"总统先生 Someone said, "Mr. President,
你不能说达拉斯不爱你" you can't say Dallas doesn't love you."
他说 "很明显" And he said, "That's obvious,"
然后就中枪了 and then he got shot.
天啊 好可怕 God, that's awful.
见到你很高兴 帕吉 Nice meeting you, Pudge.
下次听了我的故事记得笑 Next time laugh at my story.
几分钟后见 Meet you boys in a few.
你走路很快 You walk very quickly.
不是所有人 Not everyone's gifted
都长着长鸡腿 帕吉 with long-ass chicken legs, Pudge.
勤能补拙 I compensate.
你看到那个了吗 You see that?
那是天鹅吗 Is that a swan?
那天鹅是撒旦的产物 That swan is the spawn of Satan.
不要再靠近它了 Never get closer to it than we are right now.
它会把你撕成碎片 It will rip you to fucking pieces.
但是它真美 But it's so beautiful.
危险的东西总是很美丽 The dangerous ones always are.
快上 Come on, go!
她叫阿拉斯加·杨 Her name's Alaska Young.
她来自奥文站 She's from Vine Station.
你开车经过那地方的时候都不会留意 You could drive past it without noticing it,
据我所知 的确就不值得留意 and from what I understand, you ought to.
她还提到了有男朋友 And she mentioned something about a boyfriend?
上帝啊 Jesus.
你就是摸了一个胸就迷上了 You touch one boob, and you obsessed.
他叫杰克 在上大学 His name's Jake, college boy,
特别帅气 handsome son of a bitch.
还是个女权主义者 He's a feminist.
她还没有劈腿 这还是头一遭 She hasn't cheated on him yet, which is a first.
这是开端 这是你将要经历的日子
帕吉 欢迎你来到吸烟洞 Pudge, I'd like to welcome you to the Smoking Hole.
我们能在这里吸烟吗 So, we're allowed to smoke down here?
当然不能 Of course not.
你这支飓风基本没抽过 That was a barely-smoked Hurricane.
简直太忘恩负义了 That's just plain ungrateful.
我不能惹上麻烦 Oh, I just can't get in trouble.
我爸妈会杀了我的 特别是我妈妈 My parents would kill me, especially my mom.
你会惹上麻烦的 You're gonna get in trouble.
问题是 到时候你会怎么做 Now the question is, what do you do when it happens?
我告诉你你不能怎么做 I'll tell you what you can't do.
告密 Rat.
我特别痛恨周中勇士 I hate the Weekday Warriors with a fiery passion
还有牙医跟我父亲 reserved for dental work and my father,
但是我绝对不会告他们的密 but I would never rat on them.
这就是你今天从我身上学到的 帕吉 If you learn anything from me today, Pudge, let it be this.
永远 永远不要告密 Never, never, never rat.
明白了吗 You got me?
你确定吗 Are you sure?
嗯 我明白 Yeah, I got it.
这所学校对一些人很重要 This school is important to people.
这儿也许看上去像是一个被杀手天鹅控制的夏令营 It may look like a summer camp patrolled by a killer swan,
但是来这里上学的人觉得这里很重要 but to the people who go here, it matters.
很不幸 已经到了我 Unfortunately, we've reached the hour
必须要去见我女朋友的时间了 where I'm obligated to see my girlfriend.
等等 你还有女朋友 Wait, you've got a girlfriend?
别提醒我 我真是受不了她 Don't remind me. I can't stand her.
但是 她也受不了我 But then again, she can't stand me.
这就是和周中勇士交往付出的代价吧 I guess that's what I get for dating a Weekday Warrior.
你不是说你像痛恨牙医一样 - Didn't you just say you hated them
痛恨他们吗 as much as dental work?
我包容万象 帕吉 I contain multitudes, Pudge.
你一起来吗 You coming?
阿拉斯加不是要来找我们吗 Wasn't Alaska gonna meet us?
要是她来了发现我们都不在 I feel like it might be rude if she showed up,
应该很失礼吧 and we were both gone.
就摸了一个胸 天啊 One boob, Jesus.
那可是阿拉斯加 It's Alaska.
谁知道她会做什么 Who the hell knows what she's gonna do.
不行 No.
还是不行 It's still not good.
名人遗言先生 我想到一个问题 Okay, Mr. Famous Last Words, I have one for you.
好吧 Okay.
《迷宫中的将军》 加布里埃尔·加西亚·马尔克斯 The General in His Labyrinth, Gabriel García Márquez.
你看过他的书吗 You ever read him?
这是讲西蒙·博利瓦尔的 It's about Simón Bolívar.
这本书里 你知道他的遗言是什么吗 In the book, you know what his last words are?
你不知道 但我要告诉你 No, you don't, but I'm about to tell you,
临别赠言 Señor Parting Remarks.
"那一刻 他意识到了他与他的梦想 "He was shaken by the overwhelming revelation
不幸的抗争之路将要走到了 "that the headlong race between his misfortunes
最终的终点 "and his dreams was at that moment,
他颤抖起来 "reaching the finish line.
'该死' 他叹道 "'Damn it,' he sighed.
"我该怎么离开这个迷宫" "'How will I ever get out of this labyrinth?'"
这遗言真的很棒 Those are some seriously great last words.
没错 No shit.
这是什么意思 What do they mean?
这就是其中的迷了 对吗 That's the mystery, isn't it?
迷宫是生是死 Is the labyrinth living or dying?
他想逃离什么 And which is he trying to escape,
这个世界还是终结 the world or the end of it?
我不知道 I don't know.
我还以为你能为我 And here I thought you were the one
找到这最终的答案 who's finally going to deliver me the answers.
我们才刚认识 We've only just met,
你已经让我失望了 帕吉 and you're already disappointing me, Pudge.
你房间里的书都看过了吗 Have you read all the books in your room?
天啊 当然没有 但我会都看一遍的 God, no, but I'm gonna read them all.
我把那叫做我的人生博物馆 I call it my Life's Library.
小时候 我每个暑假 Every summer since I was little,
都会去二手市场 I would go to all the garage sales,
然后买下看上去很有意思的书 and I'd buy all the books that looked interesting,
这样前我就永远有书可读 just so I would always have something to read.
但是事情实在太多了 But there's so much to do, you know?
等我老了 无聊了 就有更多时间读书了 I'll have more time for reading when I'm old and boring.
很难想象你会无聊 Hard to imagine you'd ever be boring.
你让我想起了 You remind me a lot of the Colonel
刚来卡尔弗溪的上校 when he first came to Culver Creek.
我们刚认识的时候 只是两个 When we first met, we were just a couple of
兴趣相同的拿奖学金的孩子 scholarship kids with a shared interest in...
可以说就是喝酒和恶作剧吧 let's just call it booze and mischief.
我也很喜欢 I'm interested in those things too.
不过我觉得 And something tells me
你很多事都没有经历过 you haven't experienced a whole lot either,
这也是我想说的 which is exactly my point.
感恩节前 我给他找到了第一个女朋友 By Thanksgiving, I got him his first girlfriend,
后来 我们还一起做了第一个恶作剧 and later that year, we pulled our first prank.
我提供想法 I provide the vision,
他提供了军队级别的谋划 and he provides the military-level planning.
所以奇普才被称作上校吗 So that's how Chip became the Colonel?
你和他一样聪明 也很可爱 You're smart like him, cute too.
但我没有那么说 因为我爱我的男友 But I didn't just say that, because I love my boyfriend.
你比我们俩都聪明 Well, you're much smarter than both of us,
也更有魅力 and much more attractive.
我也没有那么说 因为我爱我的女友 But I didn't just say that, because I love my girlfriend.
她根本不存在 因为我没有女友 Who does not exist, because I don't have one.
别担心 帕吉 Well, don't worry, Pudge.
我绝对能给你 If there's one thing I can get you,
找到女朋友 it's a girlfriend.
就这么说定了 Let's make a deal.
你弄清楚迷宫是什么 You figure out what the labyrinth is
如何从迷宫离开 and how to get out of it,
而我给你搞到女朋友 and I'll get you laid...
不过当然是一个性别解放的同等女孩 by a sexually-liberated intellectual equal, of course.
说定了吧 Deal?
说定了 Deal.
你走夜路时 When you're walking at night,
会不会害怕 do you ever get creeped out
即使你知道那样很愚蠢 很丢人 and even though it's silly and embarrassing,
但你还是想直接跑回家 you just wanna run home?
嗯 Yeah.
会的 Totally.
快跑 帕吉 Run, Pudge!
该死 Shit.
-出去 出去 -拜托 - Get out, get out! - Come on.
怎么了 What, what's going on?
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
我就知道出事了 I knew something was up.
快点 快点 Hurry up, hurry up!
回到你们的房间 Go back to your rooms.
你在看什么 The fuck are you looking at?
-胡扯 -伙计们 - This is bullshit, man. - Guys, come on.
回到房间里 很晚了 Go back to your rooms. It's late.
这和你们无关 走吧 This doesn't concern you. Let's go.
我很抱歉 我们不是... I'm sorry. We didn't meant to--
好了 回到房间里 All right, just go back in.
回到房间里 穿好衣服 好吗 Just go back inside and get dressed, all right?
我不明白 I don't get it.
你们看上去是好人 其实也没那么好 I mean, you're good, but you're not that good.
有人告密 Somebody ratted.
开除现在对你来说都是轻的 Expulsion's gonna be the least of your worries--
-谁告密 -进去 - Who's the rat? - Inside.
-我知道肯定有人告密了 -阿拉斯加 - Huh? I knew it was somebody!- Alaska!
你绝对不敢相信的 You're not gonna believe it.
杨小姐 请去帮你室友收拾东西 Ms. Young, please go help your roommate get packed.
保罗 走 Paul, let's go.
谁告密 我知道肯定有人告密 Who ratted? I know it was somebody!
-是你吗 伙计 -保罗 - Was it you, man? - Paul.
谁告的密 Who ratted?
是你吗 是你吗 Was it you? Was it?
没错 Yes.
第一天正式上课 First official day of classes,
就已经出现了伤亡 we've already suffered casualties.
这是我所知的 Here's what I know.
我就说铎美会知道 I told you Takumi would know.
铎美永远什么都知道 Takumi always knows.
显然保罗和玛瑞亚 Apparently, Paul and Marya hit
打破了卡尔弗溪高中三条规则 the Culver Creek rule breaking trifecta.
第一 生殖器接触 第二 抽大麻 One, genital contact while, two, smoking pot
第三 喝酒 and, three, already drunk.
不过保罗还是用了套 Though, Paul was attempting to use a condom,
为性负责的态度还不错 so kudos for being sexually responsible.
他们完蛋了 They are fucked.
他们天亮之前就走了 Well, they were gone before the sun came up.
老鹰绝对不会是碰巧抓到的 No way the Eagle just got lucky.
我不想说保罗说得对 但是他说得有道理 I hate to agree with Paul, but he wasn't working alone.
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
我不是故意占你位置的 I--I did not mean to take your seat.
这不是我的位置 我从来没坐过这里 Oh, not--not mine, never sat here before.
你是新来的吗 Are you new?
我也是 我叫劳拉 So am I. Um, Lara.
迈尔斯 Miles.
叫他帕吉 Call him Pudge.
你们听说被赶出去的学生们吗 Did you hear about the students who were kicked out?
玛瑞亚是阿拉斯加的室友 Marya is Alaska's roommate.
曾经是 Was.
发生了什么 Oh, what happened?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是安全起见 不要相信任何人 But just to be safe, trust no one.
这老家伙只有一个肺 Old man only has one lung.
不管你信不信 宗教都非常重要 Religion is important whether you believe it or not.
就像不管你有没有经历过 Just like history is important
历史都非常重要 whether you've lived through it or not.
我可能真的经历过 In my case, I probably have.
今年 我们要学习三种宗教传统 This year, we will be studying three religious traditions:
伊斯兰教 基督教和佛教 Islam, Christianity, and Buddhism.
明年将会再加三种 We'll tackle three more next year.
算是让我有点盼头 Gives me something to live for.
我是海德博士 My name is Dr. Hyde.
你们也许是很聪明 但我聪明的念头更强 You may be smart, but I've been smart longer.
所以我说 你们听 Therefore, I will talk, and you will listen.
我们在一起的时间很短 Our time together may be short,
但是我们要一起进行最为重要的追寻 but we are engaged in the most important pursuit of all:
对于意义的追寻 the search for meaning.
身为人类的本质是什么 What is the nature of being human?
最好的生存方式是什么 What is the best way to live?
我们怎么变成这样的 How did we come to be?
当我们不在了 什么又会变成我们 And what will become of us when are no longer?
毛琳 你真是天才 Maureen, you are a genius.
我当然知道 每天都活在梦想里 Don't I know it. Every day, living the dream.
这是什么 What exactly is this?
玉米煎饼 也就是玉饼 A fried burrito, aka "bufriedo."
是刚刚那个厨艺天才毛琳发明的 Invented by aforementioned culinary genius Maureen,
阿拉斯加起名的 named by Alaska.
你可以随意说阿拉巴马 You know, you can say a lot of bad things about Alabama,
但是你不能说阿拉巴马的人 but you cannot say that the Alabamans as a people
不喜欢油炸 are unduly afraid of deep fryers.
不要吃那个西葫芦 Don't eat that zucchini.
天啊 Oh, my God.
这是我吃过最美味的东西 This is the greatest thing I've ever tasted.
真是太美味了 That tastes so good.
看人吃第一口玉饼真是太享受了 Nothing like seeing a man eat his first bufriedo.
打听到更多情报了吗 Oh, you get any more intel?
嗯 但我觉得我们最好 I did, but, uh, I think it's best
还是私下聊聊 if we talked privately.
你们不信任我吗 You guys don't trust me?
我们还不了解你 We don't really know you,
这种信息可不能冒险透露给别人 and chances can't be taken with this information.
你可不想摄入这种 You do not wanna put that poison
有毒的东西 小家伙 in your body, homeslice.
但这个很好吃 But it's so delicious.
凯文 拜托 Kev, come on.
每个人这辈子总要尝一次玉饼 Everyone needs to try a friend burrito once in their life.
一次 Once?
我为什么只能吃一次 Why would I only have this once?
没关系 迈尔斯 It's all good, Miles.
不 我们只是来提供一些友好的建议 No, we're just offering some friendly advice,
因为你看上去好像需要一些朋友 'cause you look like you could use some friends.
你们想和我做朋友吗 You guys wanna be friends?
我们不希望你交了不好的朋友 We don't want you falling in with the wrong crowd.
你比那些废物好多了 Yeah, you're cooler than those other losers.
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
-你是弗罗里达州的 -那可不错 - I mean, from Florida. - That's cool.
连奥兰多也不错吗 Even Orlando?
你要不是有什么伟大的目标 Well, look you wouldn't have left
肯定也不会离开那里 if you didn't have some ambition.
一天里的旅程从一开始
-你知道那是什么意思吗 -不知道 - You know what that means? - No.
没错 因为你不说普通话 No, that's right, because you don't speak Mandarin,
这是明日的全球语言 但我会说 global language of tomorrow, but I do.
我们在这里就是为未来做打算 That's what we do here, Miles, plan for the future.
你这样的人对我们很有帮助 A person in your position could be very helpful to us,
让我们知道上校在想什么 letting us know what the Colonel's thinking
他什么时候想的 and when he's thinking it.
所以你们希望我告密 Oh, so...so you want me to be a rat?
不 我们只是请你为你的朋友帮个忙 No, we're just asking you to do a solid for your friends.
"千里之行始于足下" "A journey of thousand miles begins with one step."
这是我刚刚说的话的意思 That's the translation of what I said to you.
我是认真的 I meant it.
加入我们 孩子 Walk with us, son.
我们是高年级生 迈尔斯 We're seniors, Miles.
这所学校总要交给下一届的 I mean, we gotta leave this school to someone,
那可能就是你 and that could be you.
我也可以不插手 I mean, I could just stay out of it.
为什么要选边呢 我可以做瑞士 You know, why pick a side? I could be like Switzerland.
-我听说那地方很不错 -不可能的 伙计 - I've heard that place is really, really nice. - Not possible, bro.
这里人人都要选边 Here, everyone chooses a side.
拜托 伙计 Come on, man.
为什么水总是会出来 Why isn't this water coming out?
我不能穿这玩意 I can't wear this bullshit.
感谢上帝 帕吉 紧急情况 Thank, God. Pudge, it's an emergency.
我要和萨拉的父母吃晚饭 I have dinner with Sara's parents.
请告诉我你会熨烫 Please tell me you know how to iron.
我都不知道我们有熨斗 I didn't even know we had an iron.
我们没有 We don't.
是铎美的 他也不知道怎么熨 It's Takumi's, not that he knows how to iron either.
我问阿拉斯加的时候 她就大喊 When I asked Alaska, she started yelling,
"别想对我来 "You're not gonna impose
父权制范式那一套" the patriarchal paradigm on me."
什么 The what?
阿拉斯加还有一个特点 Alaska, among her many qualities,
她是个第三浪潮女权主义者 is a third wave feminist.
还有浪潮吗 They have waves?
帕吉 你应该去读读 Uh, Pudge, maybe you should try and read
女人的自传 some biographies of women.
该死 God damn.
我要抽一根 I need to smoke,
但是我见萨拉父母的时候不能有烟味 but I can't reek of smoke when I see Sara's parents.
他们闻上去就像檀香木和钱的味道 They smell like sandalwood and money.
我烦人的爸爸只教会了我 One thing my lousy father taught me
怎么系领带 was how to tie a tie.
这很奇怪 因为我可无法想象 Which is odd, 'cause I can't imagine
他打领带的样子 when he'd ever have to wear one.
可惜这条领带真是太丑了 Too bad this tie is so goddamn ugly.
这条领带是我给你买的 混蛋 I bought you that tie, you asshole.
这是生日礼物 It was a birthday present.
我绝对不会忘记 And one I will never forget.
你肯定是萨拉 You must be Sara.
很高兴见到你 听了很多你的事 Nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you.
可以想象 Yeah, I can imagine.
你就不能熨平你的破衬衫吗 Can't you at least press your goddamn shirt?
我尽力了 好吗 I freaking tried, okay?
我们总不可能所有人都有女仆熨烫吧 We can't all have our maids doing our ironing for us.
奇普 你肩膀上的褶皱[奇普] Wow, Chip, that chip on your shoulder
让你看上去更矮了 makes you look even shorter.
这有什么区别 萨拉 What difference does it make, Sara?
我可以穿圆顶礼帽的燕尾服 I could be wearing a tuxedo with a little top hat,
但你父母还是会讨厌我 and your parents would still hate me.
对 因为你像对待其他所有人一样 Right, because you antagonize them as you do all humans
顶撞他们 who walk the earth.
你知道吗 Hey, you know what.
我很遗憾他成为了你的室友 Um, I'm so sorry that this is your roommate.
你值得更好的人 You deserve a lot better.
-他不是唯一一个 -真棒 - He ain't the only one. - Cute.
我们可以去 也可以不去 Look, we either go now or we're not going.
-去他妈的 -好吧 - Fuck it. - Fine.
-随便你 -混蛋 - Whatever. - Asshole.
那是萨拉啊 So, that's Sara.
她看上去...很好 She seems...sweet.
嗯 Yeah.
我们俩在成熟的感情关系上 Neither one of us had a lot of positive role models
都没有正面的榜样 when it comes to adult relationships.
你是在畅饮酸牛奶吗 Are you drinking sour milk?
这不是牛奶...不仅仅是 It ain't milk-- well, not just.
是5比1的牛奶混伏特加 It's five parts milk, one part vodka.
我管这叫仙馐 神的饮品 I call it ambrosia, drink of the gods.
你几乎闻不出酒精的味道 You can barely smell the alcohol,
这样老鹰就算尝了一口也不会抓我 so the Eagle can never catch me unless he took a sip.
唯一的缺点是 Only downside is,
这尝上去可不像酸牛奶配伏特加 is it tastes like sour milk and alcohol.
但是管他呢 帕吉 But what the hell, Pudge?
总要想办法抚慰痛苦 Gotta dull the pain somehow.
-你想试试吗 -不用了 - You wanna try some? - Oh, no, I'm good.
你要接吗 You gonna go get that?
-喂 -能帮我接奇普吗 - Hello? - Can you get Chip for me?
-萨拉 等等 -喂 - Sara, yeah, hold on. - Yeah?
我们能走了吗 Can we go now?
嗯 Yes.
我是个烂男朋友 她是个烂女朋友 I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend.
我们很般配 We deserve each other.
别等我了 Don't wait up.
-走了 -快点 哈尔特 - Let's go! - Now, Halter!
好吧 Ouch! Okay.
-快点 -别逼我们踢你 - Now! - Don't make us kick your ass!
好了 好了 Okay, okay.
我能先穿上裤子吗 Can I put some pants on first?
没必要 That won't be necessary.
快点 Move!
快走 Go!
我知道了 你们要把我拷在旗杆上 Oh, I get it. You're gonna handcuff me to the flagpole.
很好笑 Very funny.
想得美 垃圾 快点 You wish, turd. Come on.
快点 Come on. Go.
-快点 -快走 伙计们 - Move. - Speed it up, guys.
老式扣篮 Oh, a good ol' fashioned dunking.
听起来很有意思 Yeah, that sounds really refreshing.
闭嘴 把手放在两遍 Shut up, arms at your sides.
等等 我为什么要那么做 Wait, why do I need to do that?
这不是会让我没法游泳吗 Isn't that gonna make it hard for me to swim?
给你机会站在我们这边了 You had your chance to be on our side.
我说了 我不站边 I told you, I'm on nobody's side.
那说明你就是站上校 That means you're with the Colonel.
这是致他的 And this is for him.
不不不 别这样 No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that.
-等等 -致他对我们的人做的事 - Wait-- - For what he did to one of us.
腿 Legs.
等等 伙计们 不 Wait. You guys, please!
拜托 不要 Please, guys, don't!
不 No!
等等 "拜托 不要"是很糟糕的遗言 Wait, "Please, guys, don't" are terrible last words.
三 Three!
该死 Oh, shit!
《迷宫中的将军》
你没事吧 You okay?
比你好 Better than you.
某人去游了个泳啊 Someone go for a swim?
不算是游泳 Uh, it was less than a swim,
更应该说是你谁 周中勇士们 more of a drowning... the Weekday Warriors--
你最好坚强点 帕吉 Yeah, well, you better be tough now, Pudge.
妈妈现在不会帮你了 Mommy's not here to help anymore.
我们的妈妈都不会 Not for any of us.
你去哪里了 Where the hell you been?
你被扔进了湖里 You got tossed in the lake.
卡尔弗溪传统 Culver Creek tradition.
试图谋杀 Attempted homicide
是卡尔弗溪的传统吗 is Culver Creek tradition?
别这么小题大做 Don't be dramatic.
所有新来的孩子都会这样 It happens to all the new kids.
他们会把你扔进去 你游出来 They toss you in, you swim out
然后努力别吵醒你的室友 and try not to wake your roommate.
我不能游出来 I couldn't just swim out.
该死 你不会游泳吗 帕吉 Shit, you can't swim, Pudge?
没有腿和脚怎么游泳 Not without my arms and legs.
他们把我整个人包了起来 They wrapped my whole body up.
什么 What?
什么意思 怎么包 What do you mean? How?
他们把我整个人都用保鲜膜包了起来 They plastic-wrapped my entire body.
天啊 你和美人鱼一样游泳吗 Jesus, you had to swim out like a mermaid?
男人鱼 是的 Merman, but yeah.
该死 Shit.
你说不定会淹死的 You could've drowned.
他们本来应该直接把你 They just supposed to toss you in
扔进水里就跑 in your underwear and run.
他们说是因为你 They said it was because of you.
他们那么说吗 They said that?
该死 Shit.
铎美说得没错 Takumi was right.
什么没错 Right about what?
也许你能告诉我到底是怎么回事 Maybe you could tell me what the hell is going on.
或者我可以直接去找老鹰 Or I could just go talk to the Eagle.
不 不行 帕吉 No. No way, Pudge.
你不是告密者 You are not a rat,
这里不是这么解决问题的 and that is not how things get dealt with here.
我受够这里的问题了 Well, I've had it with how things happen here.
阿拉斯加又怎么了 And--and what's wrong with Alaska?
她对我态度很差 She was really mean to me.
是啊 她喜怒无常的 Yeah, well, she's moody, dude.
很抱歉 帕吉 关于这一切 I'm sorry, Pudge, about everything.
关掉灯 Turn off the lights.
该死 God damn it!
这些混蛋 Those bastards.
他们昨晚抓走你之前 Before they grabbed you last night,
还在我鞋子里尿了尿 they pissed in my shoes.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
你想闻闻吗 Do you want to smell it?
因为我绝对能确定 Because if there's one thing I know,
虫子尿在我新鞋上的味道 it's the smell of warm piss in my new shoes!
就像我妈妈经常说的 It's like my mom always said.
"你以为你是在水里走 "You think you're walking on water,
其实是你尿在鞋里了" when it turns out you got piss in your shoes."
你有没有拖鞋什么的能借我 Do you have a pair of flip-flops or anything I could borrow?
你好 帕吉 Hey, Pudge.
听说了你昨晚的事 Heard what they did to you last night.
阿拉斯加很生气 Alaska's pissed.
看上去可不像 Didn't seem like it.
帕吉 Look, Pudge.
你是被一场大战所牵连了 You're collateral damage in a larger battle.
一场始于伊始的大战 One that's been going on since the beginning of time.
或者自打我们刚入学 Or since we were freshmen.
我们对周中勇士 It's us versus the Weekday Warriors.
一般只是好玩和乐子 Usually it's just fun and games,
但昨晚后就不是了 but not after last night.
一切都变了 Things have changed.
什么变了 What changed?
他们觉得上校是告密者 They think the Colonel is the rat.
真不敢相信 I can't believe it.
我讨厌那个黄鼠狼 I mean, I hated that dick weasel,
但是我绝对不会告他的密 but I would never rat on him.
如果他们觉得上校是告密者 If they think the Colonel's the rat,
那他们就比他们看上去更蠢 then they're dumber than they look.
谢谢 Thank you.
可能是那些撇脚后街男孩告的密 Probably one of those puka-shelled Backstreet Boys
然后说是我干的 ratted and said it was me.
所以我们要想办法 Which is why we need to figure out
毁掉他们悲催的人生 how to ruin their shitty little lives.
下课后 我们要策划如何反击 After class, we start drawing up plans for a counterattack.
看起来要开战了 Looks like we're going to war.
我保证 帕吉 I promise you, Pudge,
他们会后悔搞我们的朋友 they will regret messing with one of our friends.
相信我 Trust.
我昨晚没有意识到那么严重 Last night, I didn't realize how bad it was.
对不起 I'm sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
我们的约定还算数吧 Do we still have our deal?
嗯 Yeah.
迈尔斯 迈尔斯 怎么了 Miles? Miles, what's wrong?
为什么非要怎么了 Why does something have to be wrong?
还没到周日呢 我以为 It's not Sunday-- I thought
你周日才会打电话来 you were gonna call on Sundays.
是迈尔斯吗 怎么了 Is that Miles? What's wrong?
没怎么了 Nothing is wrong.
他说没什么 He says nothing.
还没到周日 It's not Sunday.
我...我只是打来说谢谢你们 I was--I was just calling to say thank you.
让我来这里 For letting me go.
把我送到这里 For sending me here.
他打来说没有父母在身边 He's calling to say how much happier he is
他很高兴 without his parents.
很好 Oh, good.
我不是那个意思 That's not what I'm saying.
我知道 亲爱的 I know, honey.
我只是希望你能找到你寻找的东西 I just hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.
你可能的伟大 Your Great Perhaps.
我觉得我找到了 Um, I-I think I have.
我觉得我找到了 I think I have.
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