[前情提要] 我是乔治我是狼人 My name is George. And I am a werewolf.
是劳伦给的 吸血鬼拍下自己杀人的录像 然后传递下去 It's from Lauren. Vampires film themselves making a kill and then they pass it on.
是你把我变成这样的 米切尔 You made me this, Mitchell!
- 她怎么样啊 - 安妮吗 - What was she like? - Annie?
她善良 有趣 而且属于我 She was kind, funny and she was mine.
"爱才是死亡的对立面 'Love should be the opposite of death.
爱是我们想在这里的主要原因 It should be our biggest reason for wanting to be here.
除了爱 我们还有什么呢 I mean, what else have we got?
足球吗 还是鞋子" Football? Shoes?'
- 噢 天哪 真对不起 - 你没事吧 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
"但是爱会变得复杂 'But love gets complicated.
它会和别的东西糅合在一起 比如财产 It gets twisted up with other things, like possession
比如心碎 欲望... 还有死亡" and heartbreak, lust... and death.'
我欲为人 第一季第03集 深影字幕组 倾情呈现
等一下 我们不能进去 不安全 Whoa, whoa, we can't go in there, it's not safe.
经前综合症 她写在日历上的 It's PMT, she wrote it on the calendar.
她是幽灵 怎么会有经前综合症的 How could she possibly have PMT? She's a ghost.
不晓得 但我们不该冒这个险 我们去薯条店吧 I don't know, but it's not worth the risk. Let's go to the chippy.
米切尔冰箱里有我的两块牛排 今天不吃就坏了 Mitchell, I have two steaks in the fridge that go off if I don't eat them today.
而且我现在饿得慌 And I'm bloody starving.
如果你愿意 我们可以拿上牛排然后快点吃掉 If you want, I could grab the steaks and we could just make a dash.
没门 我才不会因为一只幽灵在排卵 No way! I'm not eating raw meat like an animal
而像动物一样去吃生肉 just because a ghost is ovulating.
安妮 你还好吗 Annie, are you OK?
这原本是我的订婚信物... 现在看看它 This was a engagement present... and now look at it.
只是一个抽屉最里面未经使用的厨具而已 Just an unused kitchen utensil in the back of a drawer,
被放在没人喜欢的出租房里 in a rented house that nobody loves.
我一直都好奇那是什么 I've always wondered what that is.
这是一个压榨器 It's a mouli grater...
捣碎西芹用的 For shredding parsley.
欧文喜欢吃火腿上淋西芹汁 是他的最爱 Owen liked parsley sauce with boiled ham, it was his favourite.
你知道周四是什么日子吗 Do you know what Thursday is?
是我们定下的婚礼日期 It's the day we set for our wedding.
噢 你真是可怜... 你为什么不说呢 Oh, no, you poor thing... You should have said.
我不要想起这件事 我不想让它成真 I don't want to think about it, I don't want to make it real!
想到他会和她在一起 To think that he'll be spending it with her,
那个探戈脸詹尼·哈里斯 还有... Janey Tango-face Harris, and...
她会给他煮... she'll be cooking him...
熟火腿配西芹汁 parsley sauce and boiled ham!
安妮 欧文继续他的生活 你也该如此 Annie, Owen's moved on with his life. You need to as well.
如果你没注意 我已经死了 I'm dead, in case you hadn't noticed.
但是你还有资本 去找到那个适合的... But you've still got loads to offer, to the right...
- 人 - 米切尔我是一个幽灵 - person. - Mitchell, I'm a ghost.
没人能看见我 No-one can even see me.
你知道吗 我觉得你应该去见见与你类似的幽灵 You know what, I think you need to meet some kindred spirits.
- 我们这就带你出去 - 不 不要 谢谢你们 - Right, we are taking you out. - No! No, thank you.
我还有很多事要做 我还没开始清理碗橱 I still have lots to do. I haven't even started on the cupboards yet.
那行 如果你想坐在这里 OK, fine, if you want to sit here
为一个压榨器而流泪的话... and cry over a mouli grater...
好吧 No, OK,
我们可以出去 但就出去一会儿 maybe we can go out, but just for a bit.
好样的 乔治带路 Nice one. George, get your lead.
米切尔这是八十年代之夜 Mitchell, it's '80s night.
噢 你好 亲 Oh, hello, love!
- 我们在这干嘛呢 我讨厌这音乐 - 一会就知道了 What are we even doing here? I hate this music! You'll see.
安妮 这是吉尔伯特 Annie, this is Gilbert.
吉尔伯特... 这是安妮 我的室友 Gilbert... Annie, my house-mate.
- 好吧 - 幸会 - All right. - Nice to meet you.
- 真的吗 - 他怎么能看见我 - Is it? - How can he see me?
我说过 他是和你类似的幽灵 Like I said, he's a kindred spirit.
所以你也是... So you're, are you...?
死了 是的 1985年死的 Dead, yeah. Since 1985.
我们去拿杯酒 来吧 We're just going to get a drink. Come on.
- 你有多久... - 你感觉... - How long have you...? - What's it like...
和米切尔还有他的朋友住的感觉如何 What's it like living with Mitchell and his mate?
乔治是的 挺不错 我其实很高兴有人作伴 George! Yeah, it's great, it's great. I'm really grateful for the company actually.
你没觉得他们有点... 暴力吗 You don't find it a bit...violent?
暴力 什么意思 Violent? What do you mean?
你知道 他们... You know, when they...
- 杀人的时候 - 噢 不 他们不杀人 - kill people? - Oh, no, they don't do that.
米切尔正在努力戒血 乔治他只在树林里 Mitchell's on the wagon, and George, he restricts himself to the odd rat
吃一些老鼠或松鼠 而且从来不带回家 or squirrel in the woods and he never brings it home.
但这还是无缘无故地杀生 Still, it's death for no reason. Death for no reason's murder.
我是素食主义者 I'm a vegetarian.
把DJ吊起来 那时九零年的旋律 Hang the DJ! That tune came out in 1990!
不好意思 你是谁啊 Sorry. Who are you,
八十年代的警察么 the '80s police?
- 不 不是 我只是有偏好而已 - 是啊 - No, no, just someone with taste. - Right.
你确定这是好主意吗 Are you sure this is a good idea?
这是她需要的 去见见和她一样的人 This is what she needs, to meet someone with the same condition.
反正能让她不去想欧文 Anyway, it'll take her mind off Owen.
对 有道理 上次你鼓励我们去见见别人 No, fair enough, it was such a success the last time
真是成功啊 you encouraged one of us to meet someone with the same condition.
乔治朋友 我确信有人在注意我们 George, my friend, I do believe we're being checked out.
你不必做任何事 除非你愿意 You don't have to do anything. Not unless you want to.
我当然愿意 只是我不能这么做 Of course I want to, I just can't.
我很危险 I'm not safe.
我从来不知道你内疚是犹太人还是狼人的关系 I never know with you whether it's Jewish guilt or werewolf guilt.
差不多一回事 They're pretty much the same thing.
万一我去和她们搭讪 有人喜欢我 并邀请我 What if I go and chat them up, and one of them likes me, and invites me
去喝咖啡 然后我被诱惑和她滚床单怎么办 in for a coffee and I get tempted to smash the granny out of it?!
天气不错 Hello, hi...
滚床单 Smash the granny?
是的 不好意思 就这么蹦出口了 Yes, I'm sorry, that slipped out.
这个月变身的时间要到了 It's my time of the month.
对你也一样 不是吗 It's the same for you though, isn't it?
如果你和某人睡 你可能最终会杀了她 If you sleep with someone, you might end up killing her.
- 我能控制自己 - 是么 - 是的 - I can control myself. - Yeah? - Uh-huh.
那你还在等什么呢 So what are you waiting for?
我心情不太好 I'm just not in the mood.
你真是个讨厌鬼 不是吗 You're just a bad penny, aren't you?
我想要确定你收到了礼物 I wanted to make sure you got your present.
我一直都在想你 想你看着我 I was thinking of you the whole time, thinking of you watching me.
我小时候 我妈妈 弟弟们 You know when I was a kid, my mum, my brothers,
所有人都说我够漂亮 能上电影 everyone said I was pretty enough to be in films.
- 我应该是做到了 - 是啊 他们肯定特别骄傲 - Guess I finally did it. - Yeah, they'd be so proud.
这事是你做的 You did this to me.
- 你把我变成了现在的模样 - 我为此负责 - You made me what I am. - And I'll take responsibility for that.
但是从此以后你做的所有事 But everything since then, everything you've done,
- 都是你的选择 - 他太可怕了 那个他们挑的男人 - that was you. - He was horrible, the guy that they picked.
他特别狠心 伤到我了 He was cruel and he hurt me.
什么意思 谁挑的那个男人 What do you mean? The guy who picked?
哈利克他们 他们让我这么做的 我不情愿 Herrick and the others, they made me do it, I didn't want to.
他们以为如果你看到了录像 你会要我 你会回来 They thought that if you saw the film, you'd want me and you'd
他们以为你没法控制自己 come back. They thought that you wouldn't be able to stop yourself.
是的 但他们错了 我差点吐了 Yeah, well, they were wrong. I nearly threw up.
告诉我我该对他说什么让他知道我尽力了 Tell me what to say to him, so he'll know that I've tried.
上次我来找你的时候 他变得很暴力 He got so violent the last time I came to you.
那时候他让我拍那段视频 That's when he made me do the film.
我很害怕他以后会让我做的事 I'm afraid of what he'll make me do next.
他很强壮 你知道 他很强大 He's strong, you know, he's powerful.
我不知道你想从我这得到什么 劳伦 I don't know what you want from me, Lauren.
我没法继续帮你 I can't help you any more.
我连控制自己都险 I can barely help myself.
求你了 米切尔不要这样 Please, Mitchell, don't do this!
不要再这样走掉 Don't keep walking away from me!
我到了 Well, I made it.
- 一个人乘着十七路大老远过来 - 好样的 - Came all the way on the No 17 bus by myself. - Sound.
那么你把我叫到这来做什么呢 So why did you want me to come here?
- 巨大惊喜是什么 - 来吧 - What's the big surprise? - Come on.
吉尔伯特 你带我去哪儿啊 Gilbert, where are you taking me?
一会儿就知道了 You'll see.
我以前从来没见过 I've never seen it before.
- 很美丽 - 美丽吗 - It's beautiful. - Beautiful?
我当年二十二岁 I was 22 years old!
我的人生路漫漫 I had my whole life to live.
我当时还在恋爱中 特别快乐 I was happy and I was in love.
那你现在也可以快乐 Yeah, well you can be happy now.
我怎么快乐得起来 How can I be happy?
我从这个世界上失去了我唯一深爱的男人 I've lost the only man I've ever loved more than anything in this
和孩子 那种感觉... world, and the children that I wanted, that feeling of...
fiancee[未婚妻]里怎么有两个E Are there two Es in "fiancee"
是的 嗯 Yeah, there are, yeah.
安妮你现在看到的应不止这些 Annie, you're beyond that now.
人类的需求 欲望 所有这些 Human needs, cravings, all that.
要知道这世界的美丽仍为我们呈现 But the beauty of the world, I mean, it's all still here for us.
- 而且会变的更好安妮 - 更好 - It's a better place, Annie. A better place?
这不是我们本应该去的地方吗 Isn't that where we should have gone?
不不不 我以前是也这样认为 但当我站在我的墓前 No, no, no, see that's what I used to think, right, but then I stood by my grave
我却感受到平静 and I felt the peace.
还有寂静 这让我知道这就是我想 You know, and the stillness of it, and I knew this is where I wanted to be.
- 永远停留的地方 - 永远 - Forever. - Forever?
嗯 是的 Well, yeah.
除非你找到某种应对的办法 Unless you find some kind of resolution.
- 应对什么 - 你的生活 - To what? - Your life,
死亡 甚至... your death even, you know...
你在这儿就是为了找到原因的 安妮 You're still here for a reason, Annie.
这是我的眼镜 Those are mine.
你去哪儿了 这位年轻的女士 And where have you been, young lady?
我遇到了吉尔伯特 I met up with Gilbert.
- 我们去了墓地 - 他知道怎么哄女孩开心 - We went to the cemetery. - He knows how to show a girl a good time.
不 事实上真的很棒 No, it was really nice, actually.
因为这让我明白了一些事 比如为什么我会继续呆在这儿 Because it made me realise something, about why I'm still here.
很显然有些事还未完成 有些事没做 有些事没解决 There's clearly some unfinished business, something that I didn't do in my life, something unresolved.
等我想通了 我就可以继续前进 And when I figure it out, I can move on.
别问我 是水龙头 Oh, don't ask. The tap.
我已经跟房东说过了 I've contacted our landlord.
又来了 那你想怎么解决 Again. So what needs to be resolved?
我要是知道的话 也就不用我解决了 不是吗 起来 Well, if I knew that, it wouldn't need resolving, would it? Keep up.
起来干什么 So what are you going to do?
你也不知道不是吗 You don't know, do you?
是 但是我确定我需要荧光笔和一些报纸 No, but I'm pretty sure that it'll involve some highlighter pens and a pad of paper.
这是什么表情 What's that face?
- 我就这表情 - 我觉得这是件好事 不是吗 - It's just my face. - I think that's a good thing, don't you?
鬼才知道她到底明白了什么 God only knows what she could uncover.
你怎么知道我从未跟她讲过这类话 Why do you think I've never said any of this to her?
你现在也这副表情了 Now you're doing a face.
我觉得你对她产生的依赖感影响了你的判断力 I think you've grown attached to her and it's clouding your judgement.
她需要一个答案 米切尔 She needs an answer, Mitchell,
是走这条路还是那条 one way or another.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - 我带了马克和蛇乐队的磁带给你 -Hiya. - Hi. I brought that Marc and the Mambas tape over for you.
哦 太好了 Oh, great.
很高兴又见到你吉尔伯特 It's nice to see you again, Gilbert.
- 是吗 - 他有点紧张 - Is it? - He's a bit tense.
是吗 Mm, isn't he?
你们这个疯狂二人组你今天又打算干吗 So what are you two crazy kids going to do today?
随便逛逛找点乐子 Um, you know, just hang out, have fun.
这就所谓的乐子吗 This is fun?
找乐子是物质主义者的概念 Fun is such a bourgeois concept.
哦... 对 Oh... Right.
放屁 Ha... Twat.
- 待会儿见 - 你好 - We'll see you later. - Hello.
你好 Hello.
- 基友好呀 - 嗨 - Gay da! - Hiya.
你好 你好 你知道我们都干了什么吗 Hello, hello. Do you see what you've done?
你让我们进入了这邻里间烦人的问候模式 You've turned us into a "Hello, how are you?" programme, with the whole sodding neighbourhood.
我们是这个社区的重要成员 We're valued members of the local community.
是的 直到我们无意中杀掉他们中的一个 Yes, till we inadvertently kill one of them.
我的天 你乐观点不行吗 Jesus, lighten up, will you?
# 那是我们照的像 那时她做了我新娘 # Over there is the picture we took when I made her my bride...
有点欧洲哥特派摇滚乐和法国小调混合的意思 It's sort of a mix of Euro Goth and French Chanson.
马克·阿尔蒙德将其描述为"黑胶唱片上的未遂自杀" Marc Almond described it as "attempted suicide put on vinyl".
天哪 真恐怖 Gosh. Crikey.
我知道 I know.
吉尔伯特我想和你谈谈 Gilbert, I wanted to talk to you.
关于你昨天说的我需要找到一个应对办法 That thing that you said yesterday about me needing to finding a resolution,
我过后想了很久 it got me thinking.
我确实需要这么做 That's what I need to do.
去完成我未完成的事 这样我才能前进 Finish my unfinished business, so that I can move on.
哦 我知道 Oh, I see.
所以我在想... So what I thought was...
我想问你的是 well, what I wanted to ask you was,
你愿意帮助我吗 would you help me?
- 什么 我 真的吗 - 真的 - What, me? Really? - Yeah.
就像我们一起完成的一个任务或一项工程 It could be like a task, or a project that we do together.
就像收集艾科和兔子先生乐队的日本进口唱片 Like collecting every Echo and the Bunnymen Japanese import?
是的 Yeah.
那么如果我帮助你 So if I did this with you,
我们很可能有大量的时间在一块儿是吗 we'd probably spend quite a bit of time together, wouldn't we?
我想 是的 Yeah, I guess so.
- 可以吗 - 好... - Is that OK? - Yeah...
我可以做到 I could live with that.
一个语言学院的艺术史讲座上有个投影机起火 A projector caught fire during an art history lecture at the language school.
很显然他们大部分都在睡觉 Most of them were asleep, apparently.
是的 有德语 意大利语 西班牙语和俄语 Yes, that's German, Italian, Spanish and Russian.
你能不能跟他们说让翻译快点 那个以色列女孩疼得厉害 And can you ask them to hurry up with the translator for the Israeli girl, she's in a lot of pain.
谢谢 Thank you.
好的 这儿有没有人会说希伯来语 Right, does anyone here speak Hebrew?
你会吗乔治你是犹太人吗 What about you George, you're Jewish?
什么 不 What? No,
恐怕我只算是违背教规的犹太女或苏联人的后裔 only shiksa or meshuganah, I'm afraid.
没事的 没事的 You're all right, you're all right.
听着 我会说德语和西班牙语 不知道是否有用 Look, I can speak German and Spanish, if it's any use.
还会意大利语 法语 And Italian. And French.
- 还有克罗地亚语 - 克罗地亚语 - And Croatian. - Croatian?
但恐怕只会很简单的俄语 But my Russian's pretty basic, I'm afraid.
比如"给我两瓶啤酒" Sort of "two beers, please",
"我女朋友对乳制品过敏"之类的 "my girlfriend's allergic to dairy products", that sort of thing.
但也勉强说的过去 But I can get by.
跟我说说安妮 Tell me about Annie.
好 欧文和我在大学认识 Well. OK. Owen and I met at college.
我学设计他学计算机运算 I was studying design and he was studying computing.
然我们开始约会 他向我求婚 Then we dated, he proposed,
我答应了他 然后他得到这份工作 I said yes, and then he got this job
然后我们搬到了布里斯托 and we moved to Bristol.
这是我们一起生活的第一个城市很令人兴奋 但是 It was our first place together and that was really exciting, but I guess
我觉得我想念我的朋友父母和姐妹们了 I missed my friends and my mum and my dad and my sisters,
不过我们发邮件交流所有的事所以一切都还好 but we had email and everything, so it was fine.
是的 只有我和欧文 And, yeah, it was just me and Owen.
非常浪漫 之后我掉下楼梯摔死了 It was very romantic! And then I fell down the stairs and died.
结束 The end.
这是我听过最乏味的故事 Well, that was the dullest story I've ever heard.
没有人会把它拍成电影的 Nobody should ever make a film of that.
谢天谢地你遇到我 Thank God you met me.
你的生活该有点乐趣了 姑娘 It's time you had some fun, girl.
我认为乐趣是物质主义者的概念 I thought fun was a bourgeois concept.
哦不 我是说吉尔伯特式的乐趣 Oh, no, I'm talking about Gilbert fun.
可恶的法西斯独裁者 Fascist dictator scumbag!
对不起 我们已经开始吉尔伯特式乐趣了吗 Sorry, are we actually having Gilbert fun yet?
都已经这样好几个月了 This has been going on for months now.
我不明白为什么你不愿意花钱修水管 I don't understand why you won't just fork out for a plumber.
我跟你说过我自己可以的 I told you, I can do this.
如果是你自己的家 你早就叫人来换灯泡了 If it was your house, you'd have someone round to change a bulb.
这不一样 甜心 那是电工 That's different, sweetheart, that's electricity.
这个要容易的多 This is much more straightforward.
我从图书馆借了本书 I'll just get a book from the library.
- 我讨厌这地方 - 我又没让你来 - I hate this place. - I didn't ask you to come.
你喜欢来这儿 围着这群人 好像自己又回到了十几岁 You like coming round here, you like hanging around with those blokes, pretending you're a teenager again.
你第一次来这儿之后我就闻到你呼出的啤酒味 The first time you came round, I smelt beer on your breath after.
你不是他们的朋友 You're not their friend.
让他们混去吧 他们懂得相互利用 Let them get pally and they'll take advantage.
看看我表妹 她和那个水肺潜水员多亲密 Look what happened to my cousin, she got all matey with that scuba diver.
接下来的事你知道 Next thing you know,
一个装满海洛因的避孕套被塞进了她的私处 she's got a condom full of heroin shoved up her special place.
好的 我们走 OK, let's go.
他们走了吗 Are they gone?
是的 Yeah.
计划有变 Change of plan.
- 我再也不想在继续吉尔伯特式乐趣了 - 为什么 - I don't think it's about me having Gilbert fun any more. - Why not?
- 我依然爱着我的未婚夫 - 但是他还活着 - I'm still in love with my fiance. - But he's still alive.
我知道 这很疯狂 我们可能没有未来 他可能 I know. It's crazy, we may have no future together, he's probably got
还有五十年的寿命 another 50 years of life left!
即使他真的去世了 他也或许更愿意 And even when he does pass over, he might prefer to spend it
和那个下流像橘子一样的 凡人在一起 with that filthy orange...pleb.
但是我无法放手 But... I can't let him go.
他一定很特别 He must be very special.
是的 Yeah, he is.
这并不代表你不特别 Not that you're not special too!
只是 It's just,
我明白自己留下来的原因了 I know that's why I'm here now.
我想成为欧文的妻子来爱他珍惜他照顾他 I want to be Owen's wife. I want to love him and cherish him, and look after him.
如果我想得到安宁的话 So that's what I've got to do, right,
这便是我得做的 不是吗 if I want to find peace?
谢谢你陪我过来 Thanks for coming with me.
这看上去不错 Well, this is nice.
我们本打算给走廊安上这样的鞋架 We were going to get a shoe rack like that for our hallway.
我在宜家的目录上看到过 I saw it in the IKEA catalogue.
对了 Right.
我首先要做的是把这个放在这里 给欧文放钥匙 First thing I'm going to do is put that there for Owen's keys.
他总是弄掉他的钥匙 He was always losing his keys.
每天 他就问 " 安妮 Every day, he was like, "Annie,
我那操蛋的钥匙呢 " where's my fucking keys? "
" 我上班要迟到了 " "I'm late for work!"
我就会回答 " 哦 你把它们放冰箱上呢 猛男 " And I'd be like "Oh, they're on the fridge, where you left them, Tiger."
他怎么知道那是干什么用的 How will he know what it's for?
我会告诉他 I'll tell him...
暗示他 suggest it to him.
我想成为他的守护天使 为他挡住一切不幸 I'd like to be like his guardian angel, and stop anything bad from happening to him.
你能别让他听迈克·布雷的歌吗 Can you stop him listening to Michael Buble...?
等一下 Hang on a second...
永远 Permanently?
你要一直住这儿了 You're moving in here permanently?
我看着办吧 I'll see how it goes.
你不能总是出现在这儿 有人可能会认出你 You can't keep turning up here, someone might recognize you.
我净化了 我没喝一滴血 但我不知道我还能撑多久 I'm clean. I haven't had any blood. But I don't know how much longer I can last.
- 劳伦 - 我需要你阻止我杀人 - Lauren... - I need you to stop me from killing.
我只知道我今晚会去杀人 I just know I'm going to kill tonight.
不可以 听我说 只有你自己才能阻止你自己 You can't. Listen to me, you've got to stop yourself.
上星期我杀了我的初恋男友 I killed my first boyfriend last week.
我没有转化他 I didn't make him one of us,
只是吸干了他的血 I just drank,
似乎那样就能减轻我的罪孽了 like I could bring back some of my innocence.
我现在满脑子都是 It's all I can think about!
我什么时候才能再杀人 吸血 When I can kill again, when I can feed.
这要命的疼痛 潜藏在我血液与神经里 It's this screaming pain, in my blood and nerves,
沉浮于我皮肤表层下 right under my skin.
我杀人后拥有快感的时间越来越短 And it gets shorter and shorter, the time I feel good, after I've killed.
你肯定能做些什么 There must be something you can do!
我需要一些东西来维持 求你了 I need something to keep me going, please.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
好了 等我下班了来找我 All right, look, meet me after work.
就是别再杀人了 Just don't kill anyone.
我会帮助你的 我保证 我会帮助你 I'll help you, I promise I'll help you.
能借个火吗 谢谢 Have you got a light? Cheers.
这是讽刺性的后女权主义的声明吗 Is that an ironic, post-feminist fashion statement?
不 商店里只有这种罢了 No, it was the only kind they had at the off-licence.
你跟乔治之间是怎么一回事 What's the deal with you and George?
每次看到你 你们都在一起 就像黏在对方屁股上一样 Every time I see you, you're together. It's like you're attached at the hip.
你是想问我还是问他 Are you checking me out or him?
你知道的 他担心我在上班的地方被孤立罢了 You know, he worries about me getting harassed in the workplace.
别担心 你不是我的菜 Don't worry, you're not my type.
- 再也不是了 - 那乔治呢 他是你的菜吗 - Not any more. - What about George, is he your type?
乔治 George...
- 乔治很 奇怪 - 这没人否认 - George is... weird. - No-one's denying that.
但撇开他的古怪不谈 他实际上会是你遇到过最好的人 But once you get past the weirdness, he's actually the nicest bloke you could ever meet.
事实上 他今晚想约你吃饭的 In fact, he'd like to invite you over for dinner tonight.
并且我得提下 他真的是个非常棒的厨师 And I should mention, he's a really excellent cook.
真的吗 Is he now?
是啊 但必须是今晚 他这点很固执 Yeah. But it has to be tonight. He was pretty adamant about that.
- 什么 不要 你为什么这么做 - 因为你喜欢她 - Wh-wh-what... No. Why would you do something like that? - Because you like her.
并且出于某种奇特的原因她也喜欢你 And for some bizarre reason she likes you.
或许她喜欢你背后的鬃毛 Maybe she's got a thing about hairy backs.
如果你应付得当 或许就会知道 Play your cards right, you might find out.
我跟你说过这样不行 I told you, there can't be any of that.
这只是同事聚餐 然后她就离开 It's just a simple meal between colleagues, and then she's out.
其他的事情都太过冒险了 Anything else is just too risky.
- 或许我们有时需要冒些险 - 不 绝对不行 - Maybe we need a bit of risky. - No, we most certainly do not!
说真的 我简直不敢相信你会让我面临如此境地 Really, I cannot believe you've put me in this position.
家里没吃的了 We've no food in the house.
我得去买些白酒和纯正的咖啡 I'll have to buy wine and proper, proper, proper coffee.
咖啡 意大利饭 Coffee, risotto rice...
哦 我可以试试新的河畔咖啡厅的食谱 Oh, I could try that new River Cafe recipe.
等等 我们需要制定些待客的规定 No, hold on, hold on. We need to set some ground rules here about guests.
- 例如什么 - 例如 - Like what? - Like...
别杀了他们 don't kill them.
真小资啊 Such a bourgeois concept.
钥匙 Keys!
# 我不在乎你将去何方 # # I don't care just where you go #
# 只要 只要是我伴你左右便足以 # # As long, as long as it's with me #
# 我不在乎你在做什么 # # And I don't mind just what you do #
# 只要是我们一起做便有意义 # # As long, as long as it's with me too #
哦 靠 Oh, for fuck...
- 怎么回事 - 我在为欧文做欧芹酱 - What's going on? - I'm making parsley sauce for Owen.
为什么 Why?
因为那是我未完成的使命 Because it's my unfinished business.
我意识到我一直不算一个称职的妻子 我从未做过 See, I realized that I never got to be a proper wife to Owen, I never got to do all those
这些动人的小事让他明白我有多在乎他 loving little things to show him just how much I care about him.
就像烹饪欧芹酱 Like making parsley sauce.
不只是欧芹酱 还有纯火腿 Not just parsley sauce... There's boiled ham as well.
我准备用砂锅装起来给他送过去 - 对哦 - I'm going to put it in a casserole dish and I'm going to take it round. - Right.
好了 先不说这个想法不论从多少个层面讲 OK, well aside from the fact that's a mental idea
都很疯狂 你能否换个晚上做呢? on so many levels, do you think you could do it another night?
我今晚有个朋友过来吃饭 女性朋友 Only, I have a friend coming over for dinner, a female friend.
哦 好吧 就在我还为 Oh, OK, so I'm contemplating resolving my death
解决自己的死亡问题努力好让我得到解脱时 so that I can move on to the next dimension,
你却只是在想着上床 and you're worrying about getting your leg over?
我没想跟她上床 I do not want to get my leg over!
见鬼 为什么每个人 Christ, why does everybody...?
只是同事间的聚餐罢了 It's just a meal between colleagues,
简单的海鲜焗饭 我只是想 a simple risotto with frutti di mare, and I just...
我只是想一切都正常 就这么一晚上 行不 I just want everything to be normal, for one night. Please?
她听都听不到我说话更别说会看到我了 She can't even hear me, let alone see me.
哦 安妮 我真的很喜欢这个人 如果能够跟她共度良宵 Oh, Annie, I really like this woman, and it would be so nice to spend an evening with her,
而不用担心她发现幽灵的存在 without worrying about her discovering the existence of the spirit world,
或者我的真面目 那该有多好 as well as what I am.
很多人都遇到过鬼 即使没有 也会认识有这样经验的人 Loads of people have had an experience with a ghost, and if they haven't they know someone who has.
社会接受程度比你想象中好得多 It is a lot more socially acceptable than you may think.
他们在《荡妇》上总是说这个 They talk about it on Loose Women all the time.
啊 听着 给我过去 Agh! Look, loo... Just go in there!
离开厨房 Get out of the kitchen!
求你了 Please!
- 不 不 不 - 好了 - No.. no, no... - Fine!
安妮 去那边 Annie! Over there.
不许抽烟 No smoking.
去那边 拜托 去那边 Over there, please. Over there.
还有这个 关掉 And this - this stays off.
上帝 For God's sake... Phrg!
嗨 Hi.
- 呃 进来 快进来 - 嗯 这是给你的 - Er...come in, come in. - Erm, this is for you.
哦 是红标呢 2006 葡萄牙 Oh, it's a red, 2006... Portugal.
- 这酒还行吧 - 嗯 不错 请走这边到厨房 - Is it all right? - Yes, it's... Erm, go through to the kitchen, please.
哦 你还好吧 Oh, are you OK?
- 我得说我做到了 - 你做到了吗 - I'd like to say I made it... - Did you not?
是的 做到了 做到了 No, I did, I did.
我一直都没真正弄明白 I've never really gone into it, you know -
为什么我仍然呆在人间 the reason why I'm still here.
因为我在这里很开心 I'm just so happy that I am.
- 真的吗 - 是的 - Are you? - Yeah!
我是说 I mean,
好像有一盏永不熄灭的灯 there is a light that never goes out.
我曾经试图弄明白 I even thought about trying to resolve it once, you know,
因为这只能是一种 "鬼魂自杀" cos it'd be sort of like "ghost suicide", you know.
但是 我现在喜欢这里 很特别 But, you know, I just really like it here...especially now.
发生什么事了 What happens?
你认识的某个人去世了 Has anyone you know ever passed over?
是的 我的伴侣 他经常出没于 Right, this mate of mine, he used to haunt the VIP toilets
莱顿东方足球俱乐部 at Leyton Orient Football Club,
哼着安德鲁·罗伊德·韦伯有名的歌 singing Andrew Lloyd Webber's Variations - famously composed
因为他跟这位大提琴家的兄弟打了个赌 because of a bet he made with his cellist brother
1977年与胡尔城俱乐部的季末赛 on an end of season match against Hull City in 1977.
不管怎样 他们引进了这个招魂者 Anyway, they brought in this exorcist,
让他的后半生鼓起勇气 to speed up his spirit into the after-life.
这起作用了吗 And did it work?
曾经有过一阵子 "星期天的讲诉"[歌曲] One minute he's giving it, "Tell Me on a Sunday",
然后 他就挂掉了 the next... Pff!
挂掉了 Pff...
只有你和米切尔住在这里 Is it just you and Mitchell live here?
是的 Yeah...
那么 他出去过夜生活了 So... He's gone out for the evening.
那就是说我俩单独在一起 I guess that means we're alone.
是这样吧 I guess it does.
是不是米切尔回来了 I guess that means Mitchell's back.
不 不是的 那只是 音响 No, no. It's the, er...stereo,
出故障了 时不时突然响起来 it's on the blink and just keeps coming on at...
- 真麻烦 - 音乐还不错 - 哦 你的意思是 - random, really inconvenient times! - Nice music, though. - Oh...you...
- 不要 - 嗯 好的 我去把它关掉 - No. - Oh, OK, I'll just go and turn it off...
真不好意思 Ah, sorry about that!
没事 OK.
呃 要咖啡吗 Erm, right... coffee?
可以 Yeah.
不如我们到楼上去 Shall we go upstairs?
好的 Yes, please!
看 那是个满月 Look, it's a full moon.
不 明天才会满月 No, not until tomorrow...
很明显 ..apparently.
今晚我真的很开心 I've had a really lovely evening.
那DVD真的让你感觉很恶心 Did you really throw up at the DVD?
只吐了几次 Only the first dozen or so times.
哦 上帝啊 哦 上帝啊 Oh, God, oh, God!
怎么了 哪不对了 怎么回事 What? What's wrong, what is it?
不 不 没什么 No, no... nothing.
我只是 我只是 我不行 I just... I just... I just...can't.
不行 不行什么 Can't... can't what?
- 那么 你喜欢我 还是不喜欢 - 喜欢 - Look, do you fancy me, or not? - I do.
上帝啊 我当然喜欢你 Oh Jesus, I do.
非常喜欢 Desperately.
但我就是 不行 But I just...can't.
你是说 你有毛病 You mean you've...got a problem?
好吧 是什么 OK, well what is it?
听着 我是护士 我见过的多了 Look, I'm a nurse, it's not going to be anything I haven't seen before.
你是个男人 真的男人 不是吗 You're a man... You ARE a man, aren't you?
你一直都是个男人 You have always been a man?
我 I'm...
哦 上帝啊 那是 Oh, God, it's...
我没法控制自己 I have trouble containing myself.
我们不能再这样继续下去 We can't keep doing this.
现在可不是告诉我你已婚的时候 Now is not the time to tell me you're married.
我需要合适的血 人类的血 I need proper blood, human blood.
我们不必非得杀人 我们可以从医院弄到血 We don't have to kill, we could get it from the hospital.
你以为别人没想过 You think no-one's ever thought of that?
那种血没用 没多大用处 That kind of blood doesn't work, not completely.
唯一的办法是将血液弄干净 防止凝结 The only way to do this is to go clean. To stop altogether.
我会的 保证 And I will, I promise!
我需要这些血液恢复元气 I just need this to get me started.
最后一次我就收手 我保证 求你了 米切尔 Just this last time and then I'll stop, I promise. Please, Mitchell.
我们一起做 让双方都强壮起来 We can do it together, we can keep each other strong.
也许是爱这个东西让我继续呆在人间 Maybe it's something about love that's keeping me here.
因为我活着的时候从来没有爱过 Cos I never was in love in life.
我不相信爱情 I didn't believe in it.
我只是觉得爱情就是卑鄙的谎言 I just thought love was just a miserable lie.
但是自从我遇见了你 But since I met you...
你还在想念欧文 是吗 You're thinking about Owen, aren't you?
吉尔伯特 很抱歉 I'm sorry, Gilbert.
我必须去 I need to go.
我必须和欧文在一起 I need to be with Owen.
嘿 我和你一起去 Hey, I'll come with you.
确保你安全到达那里 Make sure you get there safely, eh?
不 不 不 我拿了两个 文赛拿了一个 No, no, no. I got two, Wincey got one.
好的 我得走了 再见 All right, I've got to go, bye.
结婚周年纪念快乐 Happy anniversary.
有人心情好极了 Mmm, someone's in a good mood!
我想说 非常感谢你最近为我做的一切 I just want you to know, I really appreciate all the stuff you've been doing for me lately.
什么呀 What stuff?
哦 得了 Aw, come on.
你为我做的这些事情 All those sweet little things you've been doing.
看似小事 对我来说却很重要 They mean a lot to me.
这让我觉得你时刻都为我着想 They make me realize how you're always thinking about me.
你是说我穿蕾丝短裤吗 You mean when I put that lace teddy on?
- 打住 这么说衬衣不是你挂的 - 不是 - Hang on, so you didn't put this shirt out for me either? - No!
你知道我讨厌那件衬衫 You know I hate that shirt.
那么是谁做的呢 So who's doing it, then?
'你把他们忘在冰箱上了 老虎' 欧文 怎么了 'They're on the fridge where you left them, tiger.' Owen? What is it?
没事 没事 It's fine! It's fine...
- 你在做什么 - 我说了 没事 - What are you doing? - I said it's fine!
抱歉 Sorry.
欧文 抱歉 Sorry, Owen.
干嘛盯着淋病海报 Why are you looking at a poster about gonorrhea?
那很棒 That's just great...
不 我在躲避某人 No, I was hiding from someone.
是谁 So that's it?
你再也不打算和任何人建立关系 You've written off the possibility of having a relationship
再也不想做爱了 with anyone, ever, or of ever having sex again?
好吧 你不也这样吗 Well, haven't you?
有人在么 Hello?
欧文 Owen!
乔治 George?
米切尔 Mitchell?
好吧 All right...
打开 To detach the...
上帝啊 Jesus! Urgh.
欧文 你在干嘛 What are you doing, Owen?
那是什么 找到了 What is that? Got ya.
丁字裤 The thong.
臭婊子 婊子 You fucking bitch! Bitch!
不 欧文 求你了 欧文 No, Owen! Please, Owen!
- 你把我当傻瓜了 - 没有 - 这就是你想的 - Think I'm a fucking mug? - No... - Is that what you think?
- 我从没那么说过- 安妮 你是个贱货 - I've never said that! - You're cheap, Annie!
- 知道吗 你就是个淫妇 - 别那么说 - You're a fucking little whore, you know that? - Don't say that!
令人难堪 真丢脸 It's embarrassing, it's tragic!
- 欧文 别这样 - 知道你很卑贱吗 - Please, Owen! - You're pathetic, you know that?
哦 欧文 别这样 你伤到我了 Ow! Owen, please, you're hurting me!
- 你穿这个给他看 - 不 我发誓没有 - Did you wear this for him? - No, I promise, no!
他让你来高潮了吗 安妮 他很棒吗 Did he make you come, Annie, was he good?
- 不 没有 - 很享受吧 你这个贱货 - No, no.. - Did you enjoy it, you cheap bitch!
欧文 很抱歉 很抱歉 Owen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
欧文 求你别... Owen, please don't...
你个臭婊子 You fucking bitch!
家里有人吗? Anybody home?
安妮 你在吗? Annie, are you there?
抱歉 我自己进来了 Sorry, I let myself in.
安妮 Annie?
怎么了 What's wrong?
欧文杀了我 Owen killed me.
- 给我 - 拜托 先让我进门来行吗 - Give it to me. - Jesus, can I get in the door?
妈的赶紧给我 Just fucking give it to me!
这是怎么回事 这个... What's wrong with it? It's...
- 不是这个 - 我告诉过你了 不一样的 - It's not right! - I told you. It's not the same.
- 这样的血是不行的 不是长久之计 - 为什么不行 That kind of blood won't work. Not for long, anyway. - Why not?
这不是杀戮来的 不新鲜 It's not fresh from the kill.
那我是不是 应该加热 Should I... should I heat it up?
没用的 那之中已经没有足够的生命了 It won't work! It's not there any more, there's not enough life left in it.
也许能短时间麻痹痛感 但仅此而已了 It might numb the pain for a while, but that's all.
这种我有满满一冰箱 Do you not think I'd have a fridge full?
让我再吸一次你的血吧 Let me drink from you again.
你不能再这样了 劳伦 You need to stop, Lauren.
我们说好的 你说过会帮我的 We had a deal! You were going to help me!
我正在努力帮你啊 I am trying to help you!
要不然我就只能自己帮自己了 Or I'm just going to help myself!
够了 我觉得我们没必要再在一起了 You know, I don't really see where this relationship is headed any more.
- 你一个人应付不了 - 也许吧 - You can't do this on your own. So maybe I won't.
要搭顺风车吗 You want a lift?
来吧 劳伦 你需要吸血 跟我来吧 Come on, Lauren. You need to feed, come with me.
乔治乔治等一下 George! George, wait, wait!
我得跟你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
妮娜 对不起 现在我必须得赶去一个合适的地方 Nina, I'm really sorry, but I just need to be somewhere right now.
听着 不要因为昨晚的事不好意思 还有 你的情况 Look, please don't be embarrassed about last night and, you know, your condition...
我不是... 不... 我是 但这事能改天再说吗 I'm not... No... I am. But look, can we talk about this another time?
- 我必须得去一个地方 - 去哪儿 - I just need to be somewhere. - Where?
那个 我有事 就是有事 还是急事 所以 Erm, er...it's a thing. It's just, er...just a thing, but it's quite urgent, so...
天哪 都这个点了 Oh God, is that the time?
- 乔治跟我来 - 不 真的不行 - George, come with me. - No, really.
对 我只是... Yeah, I was just...
真的只要一分钟就好 It will literally take a minute.
- 不 妮娜... - 来吧 - No, Nina... Come on!
没什么丢人的 It's nothing to be ashamed about,
而且这也不意味着你就不能拥有美好的性生活了 and it certainly doesn't mean you can't have a good sex life.
还有很多有趣的事你可以做 You know, there's all kinds of fun stuff you can do.
抱歉 我清清嗓子 Sorry. Just clearing my throat.
继续说吧 Carry on.
看 这里有很多取悦女人 OK, it explains in here how there are many ways
的方法 比如说 色情短信 of giving a woman pleasure, for example, erotic massage.
你可以用这种手法使对方达到阴蒂高潮 You can use this technique to achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation.
- 天哪... - 还有 如果你要求女方向你展示 - Chrriisst... - And you know, if you ask the woman to show you how she
一个人的时候如何抚慰自己的话 你会发现 gives herself pleasure when alone, you'll realise that it's possible
有时不用进入 她们也会对性方面满意的 for her to be sexually satisfied without, you know, having to reach full penetration.
我不是要给你做示范 乔治这是我的工作! I wasn't offering a demonstration, George! I'm on duty!
他妈的 总是这么一个... Bloody hell, it's always the quiet ones...
他本来是想冲走的 但是下水道堵住了 He must have flushed it away, but it's like the house held on to it.
他气急了 He got so angry.
变得跟我们第一次见面时不一样了 He wasn't like that when we first met.
他是有点喜怒无常 而且有时他... I mean, he was a bit moody, and sometimes he'd...
他... he'd...
但也可能是因为我 But maybe that was me.
可能是我太烦人 太... Maybe I am just so annoying and so...
可悲... pathetic...
不 No.
你当然不是这样的 安妮 Of course you're not, Annie.
天哪... Christ...
... 你棒极了 ... you're amazing.
但我爱的男人杀了我 But the man I loved killed me.
爱我真的那么难吗 Am I really that hard to love back?
别这样 过来 Ey, ey! Come on,
你是被爱着的 you are loved.
被无数人爱着 By loads of people.
被我爱着 By me.
什么 What?
我爱你 I love you.
真的 我爱你 I really love you.
等等 Hang on.
这里本来没有门的 That door wasn't there.
这是什么 What is it?
死亡 Death.
我们是不是应该过去 do we go through it?
怎么回事 别靠过去 What happens? Don't go near it!
不 不 这门是为我准备的 No, no, it's for me.
它是来带我走的 It's come for me.
跟我走吧 Come with me.
我不能 I can't.
我不想一个人走过去 I don't want to go on my own.
不 真的 我不能 No, I mean, I can't.
这不是属于我的 This isn't for me.
这是你的死亡 This is your death.
我等待的只是与你相遇 I just needed to meet you.
这么久以来 All this time,
我等待的只是与你相遇而已 I just needed to meet you.
我觉得我们已经... I guess we've, er...
治好你的... cured your, you know,
早泄了 premature, um...ejaculation thing.
你死定了 Oh, you're a dead man.
至少现在 我知道了 At least now, I know.
我昨晚跟妮娜上床了 简直爽翻了 I had sex with Nina last night and it was bloody marvellous!
安妮是被欧文杀的 Annie was killed by Owen.
就五分钟 Five minutes.
让我做五分钟的焦点都不行吗 Could I have not just had just five minutes with The Biggest News?
嗨 Hey.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
知道我是怎么想的吗 You know what I think?
这座房子在向我们讲述 The house was telling us.
水管和水龙头出的那些毛病 All that stuff about the pipes and the taps.
这些都是你的一部分 It's like it was all part of you.
都是你的... It was your...
- 记忆 它们在... - 影响水管系统 - memories. They were... - Affecting the plumbing?
现在停止了 不是吗 It's stopped now, hasn't it?
现在真相大白了 Now everything's... known.
这挺好 Well, that's something.
是啊 Yeah.
我发现我的至爱杀了我 I find out the love of my life killed me,
但没关系 因为至少现在我们能用水了 but it's OK, because at least now we can wash up!
- 但他不是你的至爱 不是吗 - 不 他是 - But he wasn't though, was he? Yes, he was!
他曾经爱我 He loved me.
我曾经沉浸在爱中 And I was in love.
我觉得我是他的 It felt like he owned me.
你不是任何人的 安妮 Nobody owns you, Annie.
谁也无法拥有你 Nobody can.
那为什么我还这儿 So why didn't I go?
跟他待在一起 不行 Being with him wasn't it.
发现真相 也不行 Finding out what happened wasn't it.
现在怎么办 So what now?
还剩什么 What's left?
这还需要我们去发现 I guess that's what we'll find out.
[下集预告] - 她是怎么 - 她是个喜欢恶作剧的鬼 - How did she... - She's a poltergeist.
- 控制住 安妮 - 但我不知道该怎么做 - Take control, Annie! - But I don't know how!
我们一直骗自己说我们能被普通人接受 We've been deluding ourselves we could ever be accepted here,
能住在这儿 我们... by proper human beings. We...
是怪物 我们活该被赶走 are monsters. We deserve to be cast out.