怎么样，服了没有 How is it? Are you convinced?
服了，我们服了 Yes, we're convinced.
好，我跟你们走 OK, I'll go with you.
大爷 Sir,
上哪去啊 where are we going?
见你们老板啊 To see your boss.
大爷，您真好 You're magnificent.
我们老板说一定要请到您 My boss will definitely hire you.
请… This way, please.
走吧 OK, let's go.
唉！你们怕什么 Here. What are you afraid of?
拿来呀！ Hand it to me now.
丁大爷，您要什么 Sir, what do you want?
黑布，你们不是说 要把我眼睛蒙上吗？ Black cloth. You said you have to blindfold me. That's right.
丁大爷 Here it is, Ting.
绑上啊 Go on, then.
是
对不起啊，对不起 Oh, of course... of course...
请 Please hop on, sir.
走，驾 Go. All right.
飞渡卷云山
丁大爷 Master Ting,
到了 this is the place.
你蒙着我眼睛，我走路不方便 I can't find my way blindfolded.
拿根棍子给我 Get me a stick.
棍子 What? A stick?
拿棍子不一定打人 I promise not to hit anyone with it.
丁大爷，这不是我的意思 Master Ting, I have nothing to do with this.
我知道 这是你们大老板要试试我的功夫 I know your boss is testing my Kung Fu.
走吧！ Let's go.
是
走 This way...
到了 It's here.
丁大爷，您等一会儿 Master Ting, please wait a moment.
哎，这条黑布再绑下去 我真变成瞎子了 Hey, if you don't remove my blindfold now, I might really become blind.
这地方不错嘛！ This place is quite impressive.
这么好的酒菜不吃 Such good wine and food,
浪费了 but no one's touching it.
你太小心了 You're overly cautious.
我专门请你来 You're my invited guest,
难道会毒死你 I won't poison you.
我习惯用自己的筷子 I'm used to my own chopsticks.
我姓兰，叫兰兰 I'm Lam Nan.
是兰大老板 Lady Nan...
比你以前见过的大老板有点不同 是不是？ I'm very different from the big bosses you've met, aren't I?
大老板请我来 当然不是只为了喝酒呢！ You didn't invite me here just to wine and dine me, right?
我久仰豹子丁冲的大名 I've been hearing the name Ting Chung for a long time.
你胆子大，功夫好 好管闲事，爱打不平 You're brave and good at Kung Fu, you're a busybody but a fair judge,
你虽然喜欢打架，却很少败过 you fight a lot and hardly ever lose,
就算你眼睛看不见的时候 not many people can beat you,
别人也很难对付你 even if you're blindfolded...
所以你完全合格 That's why you're the one.
合格什么 The one for what?
合格去送死 The one to die for us.
我死不了的，猫有九条命 I won't die. If a cat has nine lives,
我有十八条 I've got eighteen.
现在你还剩下几条 How many lives do you have left now?
我也算不清楚 反正啊，不只一条 I don't keep track. I've got more than one.
当然不只一条，至少我还一条 我弟弟一条 You certainly do... One is my brother's and one is mine.
你想把你们的命送到哪去 Where do you want me to deliver your lives?
卷云山 The Stormy Mountains.
你疯了 Are you crazy?
我没有疯，我弟弟病得很重 I'm not crazy. My younger brother is very ill.
如果不能在三天之内 把他送到京城 If I can't get him to the capital
神医叶老先生那儿去 to Yip the physician in three days,
就只有看他病死 I'll have to watch him die.
要想在三天之内赶到京城 The only way to get there in time
就只有走卷云山这条路 is through the Stormy Mountains.
你知不知道 卷云山上有多少个又要人 Do you know how many bandits there are in the Stormy Mountains?
又要钱，又要命的强盗 They'll want your body, your money and your lives.
我知道，所以才请你做保镖啊 That's why I'm hiring you to be our bodyguard.
我是个有钱的人 Money is no object.
要多少钱我都可以给你 Just name your price.
那你说，我的命值多少钱 How much do you think my life is worth?
只要你开价，我照给 I'll pay whatever you ask.
没有价，也许一文不值 I have no price. I might be worthless.
我奇怪，你为什么找我 I'm curious. Why pick me?
你的命比别人多 As you have so many lives,
只有你这种才做这种事 only you would agree to be our bodyguard.
对，你已经找到这个傻瓜 去陪你送命了 You're right. You've found a lunatic to die for you.
这个傻瓜既不要钱，又不要命 This lunatic doesn't work for money or lives.
那你要什么 What do you work for?
什么都不要 Nothing.
那你为什么肯去呢 Why are you agreeing to go?
你猜不到 You'll never guess.
我请了许多武功高强的人 保护我们去 I've also employed a few highly skilled assistants.
由你做领导 You'll lead them. Can I meet them?
先让我看一看 Certainly.
兰老板 Lady Nan.
都在这儿了 他们都是武功很高的人 Here they are. They're all very well trained.
我选择一下 I'll pick just a few.
你，你，你，你… You... you... You... you... You and you...
我选出的站这边，其他的站那边 Those I've picked stand over here, the rest stand there.
你们几位可以挑行李，抬轿子 Those I picked can work as porters.
其他的，在家休息 The rest can go now.
什么，什么，我们挑行李啊 What? Work as porters?
对，你们只能够挑行李 That's what you're fit for.
哎，姓丁的 Ting,
你是不是存心 不让我们赚这笔钱哪 are you doing this to deny us the chance to make some money?
赚了钱没命花有什么用 What's the use of money if you'll die while making it?
我们倒想让你在家休息休息 You can't get rid of us this way.
试试看吧 What can you do?
你们还有谁敢来 Any more challengers?
你看，他们这点三脚猫的功夫 With their kind of Kung Fu,
上卷云山不是送死吗 they'll surely die on the Stormy Mountains.
没想到他们这么没用 They're really useless.
只有你一个去行吗 Would you be OK alone?
有两个一定要带走 I have to bring two guys with me.
哦，哪两个 Who are they? I don't know.
不知道，我给你看三个洞 I have three holes to show you.
三个洞 Three holes?
你先看第一个洞 Look at the first hole.
这个洞是我偷偷撕破的 I made this secretly.
我并不是真的看不见，哦 I was blindfolded but not blind.
你再看这两个洞 Look at these two holes.
如果我真的蒙上眼睛的话 If I was really blind,
这两个洞很可能在我的腰眼上 these two holes would be on my body.
所以我要找刺我的人 I'd like to have these two fighters with me.
你觉得他们有用 Do you think they're of use to you?
绝对有用 Definitely.
你的眼光真不错 选到两个最漂亮的 You've got taste. You picked the two beautiful ones.
最漂亮的？ Beautiful ones?
两位妹妹快出来，见见丁大侠 Sisters, come and meet the famous Ting.
来了 On our way!
珍珠双剑，人美，剑快 名不虚传 The formidable Twin Swords. I'm impressed.
丁大侠，我们姐妹服了 It's our honour, Master Ting.
好俊的功夫 Well done.
你怎么知道她们的名字 How do you know of them?
这两把剑，我闻名已久 I've known of the Twin Swords for a long time.
要上卷云山 至少要有她们这样的功夫 We can't go to the Stormy Mountains without them.
嗯，是不是可以起程了 Can we set off now?
不，我还要找一个最要紧的帮手 Not yet. I need one more helper.
谁？ Who is he?
在城门口摆摊子的张皮匠张聋子 Chang, the deaf guy at the city gate who repairs leather.
聋子？聋子能有什么用啊 The deaf guy? What use is he to us?
他有用的很哪 He's very useful.
请 This way.
哎，啊 Here? Yes.
那边，好 Here. Here.
敲 Hit it!
你就是皮匠 You're the leather repairman?
哎，我不是皮匠 你为什么来找我 Is there another reason you sent for me?
你卖的是什么皮 What kind of skin do you specialise in?
无论什么皮，我什么皮都有 I do them all, except for human skin.
奇怪，外面锣声这么响 How could he hear me
他怎么会听得见我说的话呢 with all the drumming?
他是用眼睛看你的嘴怎么动 He was reading your lips.
就知道你说什么
呵呵，原来你是看我的嘴型啊 He knows how to lip read.
哎，张二哥，久违了 Long time no see, Brother Chang.
啊，张二哥 Brother Chang!
张二哥，不要见我就跑啊 Brother Chang, why do you always run from me?
见到你啊，准没好事 You always bring bad news.
那当然，那我还不走啊 You're quite right. There you go.
你跑不了 You can't run.
咱们哥俩去玩趟好玩的东西 We've got a business deal.
啊，玩什么 Like what? We're trading...
玩命 our lives.
哈哈，到哪玩命啊 Where?
卷云山？ The Stormy Mountains? Yes.
嗯，请张大侠助一臂之力 We really need your help, Chang.
去不去？ Are you going?
给你这个小鬼找到 想不去也不行啊 How could I refuse such an offer?
哎，太阳那么高了 怎么还不走啊 It's late now. What are we waiting for?
女人出门是麻烦 For the women. They're usually late.
我姐姐说，可以起程了 We can set off now.
请你们进来抬轿子 Come and get the sedan chair.
这一次，全仰仗二位了 I thank you in advance for this journey.
为什么把轿子封的那么严 不怕闷死 Why is the sedan chair so wrapped up? He might suffocate.
他绝对不能见风 He can't be exposed to the wind.
哦，他也不能见人 Or he can't face anyone.
他要是吹了风，谁负责 If he gets worse, who will be responsible?
别忘了她是老板 Don't forget that she's our boss.
老板的话永远是对的 The boss is always right.
哦，走吧 Let's go.
家里的事交给你们三位了 I entrust our affairs to you.
老板放心 Rest assured, Lady Nan.
走吧 Let's go.
停 Stop.
前面就是叉奇镇了 The Town of Flags is straight ahead.
过了叉奇镇，就是卷云山了 Beyond are the Stormy Mountains.
二哥，你能不能先去看看 Brother, you go and check the place out.
哎，有什么好看的 There's nothing to check out.
十年来，就没有人敢上卷云山 No one's been brave enough to go to the Stormy Mountains in ten years.
如果不上卷云山 就不会经过叉奇镇 So there's no reason to go to the town.
那里啊，根本是个死镇 It's a ghost town.
我知道这个死镇上还有一个活人 I know of someone living in this ghost town.
谁啊 Who is it?
麻婆店的麻子老太婆 The Old Lady of Mar Po Inn.
哦 那个连路都走不动的老怪物啊 That monster who can hardly walk?
我还知道 最近有些人会到镇上来 I also know that some people visited this town recently.
哎，老太婆 Hey, Old Lady!
哦，总算有生意上门了 Finally, I've got customers.
大爷，您要吃点什么 Sir, what would you like to eat?
来一样炸丸子，一点炒河菜 A spring chicken, pork liver,
半斤卤牛肉，一壶竹叶清 steamed prawns and a bottle of wine.
没有 I don't have...
啊，什么没有 What don't you have?
炸丸子，炒河菜，什么卤牛肉 Spring chicken, pork liver, prawns and wine...
竹叶清，什么都没有 I don't have any of it.
没有，没有你写在墙上干什么 Why did you have them on the menu?
本来是有的，可是你来迟了 We had them earlier. You're too late.
啊，来迟了多久 How late are we?
来迟了十年 Ten years too late.
这十年来，我没有生意上门 For the past ten years, I haven't had a single customer.
我哪来的本钱买酒买肉啊 Where could I get the money to buy meat and wine?
那你这里有什么东西 What do you have now?
蛋炒饭 Egg fried rice.
还有什么 And?
饭炒蛋，两样随便你选 Rice fried egg. Which one do you want?
我两样都要 Both.
啊，大爷你真是位好客人 Sir, you're such a kind man.
二两银子，先付 Two taels of silver. Pay up now.
啊，二两银子 What? Two taels of silver?
哎，我这三年不开张的生意啊 Customers are rare here.
开张当然要吃三年了 We have to make up for the previous years.
哎，谢谢 Thank you, sir.
你们二位 And you two?
拿去，拿去，好好 Here you go. Take this, too.
啊，谢谢 Thank you.
大爷，请，请 Welcome, everyone. Welcome.
怪不得早上喜鹊乱叫呢 No wonder the birds are singing.
原来是财神到了，嘻嘻 The god of fortune is sending customers.
我看哪，不是财神，是凶神 It's more like the work of the gods of misfortune.
奇怪，花了银子叫了饭，不吃 Strange. They paid for the rice, but no one is eating.
哼，不吃也好，都留下来 That's all right, I can keep it
够我五天也吃不完 for the rest of the week.
啊，啊
大男人，哼，切 Cowards! Shame on you.
啊，啊…
各位也应该知道我是谁了 I presume you all know of me?
阁下可是千手神镖吴千手 You must be the God of Darts, Wu of a Thousand Hands.
不错，你们这些臭强盗 就怕一个姓常的 Right. You robbers are afraid of just one man. Tsang.
是不是他约你们来这里 Did he invite you here?
要你们把抢来的钱分给他一半 He demanded half of your spoils.
如果不分 他就要扒你们的皮是不是 Any opposition will be skinned alive. Am I right?
是不是 Am I right?
是，是Yes, yes, yes...
不必怕他，由我来保护你们 Don't worry. With me around,
他不敢碰你们一根汗毛 he won't dare to even touch you.
不过，我也要收一点保护费 But... I need to collect a protection fee.
那你要收多少 How much do you want?
三七分帐 A 37 split.
你要三成 You take 30%?
我只要七成 I want 70%.
什么，你比常大爷收得多 What? You want more than Master Tsang?
我是千手神镖，他是什么东西 I'm the God of Darts. Who is he?
你是什么东西 What about you?
吴千手 你这点功夫对我没什么用 Wu, these things can't touch me.
快乖乖得走出来吧 Come out here.
我还是只收一半 I'll only take half your spoils.
谁先到的谁先送进来 First come, first served.
来了 He's back.
怎么样 Did you see anything?
看见了 Yes, I did.
看见了什么 What did you see?
吴千手 Wu of a Thousand Hands.
千手神镖 The God of Darts?
他不但没了两只手 He not only lost his hands,
还丢了一条命，一层皮 he lost his life and skin as well.
千手神镖，武功一定很高 The God of Darts is highly skilled.
什么人这么大的本事把他给杀了 Who is more skilful than him?
也是一个皮匠 He also deals with skin,
不过他那个皮匠跟我这个皮匠 but not the type
有点不同 I deal with.
什么地方不同 What's the difference?
我会缝皮，补皮 I repair all kinds
除了人皮，什么皮我都会补 of skin except human skin.
哦，他呢 And him?
可是他不会补皮，只会扒皮 He doesn't repair, he only skins...
而且专扒人皮 and he only skins humans.
不过好人的皮他是不会扒的 But he doesn't skin good people.
嗯，我知道了 I know.
他一定是奇侠常无义常剥皮 He must be the famous Tsang.
嗯
谢谢常大爷，谢谢常大爷 Thank you, Master Tsang.
我们两个都不够怎么办哪 Neither of us have enough. What shall we do?
我已经老了，你还年轻 I'm very old now, but you're still young.
把我这点凑给你，你就够了 If you take mine, you'll have enough.
不，大叔，我知道你有老婆孩子 Uncle, I can't do that. You've got a wife and kids.
我是光棍一条，我死了没关系 I'm single and no one will miss me if I die.
还是把这点凑给你吧，你就够了 Take mine and you'll have enough.
哎，这样不大好，没关系 That's no good.
大叔，不要紧的 It doesn't matter. Take it.
王八蛋，你们既然做了强盗 Stop the hypocrisy! I've never seen
还讲什么义气 a considerate robber.
老子最讨厌这种人 I hate the likes of you.
你们呆会进来 老子真扒你们的皮 If you don't come in now, I'll skin you two.
大叔，你去吧 Uncle, you go.
那怎么行了 I can't.
大叔，没关系，你去吧 I'm serious, Uncle. You go.
那你… What about you?
哈哈哈，恭喜二位 二位可以走了 Congratulations, you two can go now.
走 Go?
哎，他让你们走，你们还不走啊 That's what he said.
让我们走 He's letting us go?
这么笨哪，这还听不出来了 Why are you so dense? Can't you tell?
我知道这个人的脾气 I know him well.
他的脾气平时比谁都还要硬 He's normally a man of few words.
如果他在骂你啊，你就走运喽 If he scolds you, you're in luck.
姓丁的 Ting,
你什么时候变成多嘴的老太婆了 when did you become such a busybody?
还不叫他们滚蛋 Ask them to go now.
哎，他讲了吗 What did he say?
哎，你们可以走了 You two can go now.
走了，走了 Go, go, go...
好，好，谢谢你，谢谢你 Thank you, thank you.
谢谢，谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
哎，他是不是常常骂人哪 Does he always scold people?
不，你要他骂人哪 No, it's easier for him
比要他杀人还难啊 to kill than to scold people.
哎，你是自己出来 Hey! Are you coming out,
还是我进去抱你出来啊 or do we have to come in and carry you out?
哎，怎么样 What now?
他比我聪明 He's smarter than me.
怎么，这么快就走掉了 What? He's left?
你放心，他遇上我走不了的 Don't worry, we'll find him.
你想干什么 Hey, what are you doing?
想坐轿 I need a ride.
轿子里有人 There's someone inside.
是死人还是活人 是活人就叫他滚出来 Dead or alive? If he's alive, tell him to get out.
这个人说话真有意思 He's very amusing.
有意思极了 Hilarious.
住手，常大哥手下留情 Stop! Brother Tsang, please be kind.
大哥，你好啊 How are you, Big Brother?
大哥，你见到小鬼头疼 He's bad news,
可是你不能不理我啊 but you can't ignore me, right?
哎，常大哥 两年不见了，你好吗 It's been two years since we last met. How are you doing?
哎，老样子 So so.
我知道你不会走的 I know you won't go.
你也知道我会拖你上山 You know I'll drag you in.
你是不是想看看我保护的是谁 Do you want to see who we're protecting?
谁 Who?
是个病重的人，我的弟弟 My brother. He's seriously ill.
哎，大哥 跟我们一块上山去吧，热闹点 Come with us to the mountains. It'll be fun.
哼
哎，你说他会不会去啊 Do you think he'll go?
他既然杀了吴千手 就打算去了 He killed the God of Darts, so he will.
为什么 Why?
吴千手是卷云山 女头目柳金莲的情人 Wu was the lover of Lady Liu of the Stormy Mountains.
这个梁子接深了 He'd rather go look for Lady Liu
大哥做事一向利索 何必让柳金莲来找他呢 than wait for her to come seeking revenge.
一万两银子，两坛好酒 Ten thousand taels of silver and two jars of good wine.
这就是你的条件啊 Is that all you want?
一万两银子我答应 Ten thousand taels of silver? I'll pay.
银票一万两 A bond of ten thousand taels of silver
上好的女儿红是送给您老人家的 and the finest Nu Er Hong wine as my gifts to you.
我叫常无义，在家里排行老三 I'm Tsang Mo Yi, third in the family.
你老子是常曼天，是 Your father is Tsang Man Tien. Yes.
好酒，好酒不宜独饮，陪我喝 Good wine must be shared. Drink with me?
是 Certainly.
来 Go on.
痛快 Wonderful wine.
再来 More.
你想上卷云山 Are you going to the Stormy Mountains?
嗯
你老子死了 Your whole family
你大哥，二哥也死了 died doing that.
你也想死啊 Do you want to die like them?
不想 No.
卷云山的那些强盗 The bandits of the Stormy Mountains
最厉害的四个大头目 are managed by four deputies.
一个叫秀才 One is called the Scholar,
一个是假的法师 the second is called Fake Monk,
一个叫老狼 the third is called Old Wolf
还有一个就是柳金莲 and the last is Lady Liu.
我记住 I'll keep that in mind.
四个人虽然厉害也还可以对付 The four of them may be powerful, but I think you can deal with them.
你要是遇上他们的总条把子 But if you met the Lord,
我保证你三招也接不住 I'm not sure you'd survive three of his moves.
他是谁 Who is he?
你知不知道我有个老情人 Did you know that I had a lover?
你看看我年轻时候的像 Look at this portrait of me when I was young.
虽然不敢说是绝色，也是个美人 Though I wasn't exquisite, I was considered beautiful.
所以，他我 So he loved me.
他最喜欢吃我做的菜 He loved my cooking and visited me often.
以前他常常来 可是他最近不来了 He hasn't been visiting lately,
我想他会来的 but I believe he'll come soon.
我要等他 就算让我等他一辈子我心甘情愿 I'll wait for him until the end of time.
你知道他是谁吗 Do you know who he is?
他就是卷云山的王朱五太爷 The ruler of the Stormy Mountains, Lord Chu.
朱五太爷 Lord Chu?
接着
你醉了，好酒难买啊 You're drunk. Good wine is hard to come by.
你真是个好孩子，我不想你死 You're a good kid. I don't want you to die there.
这个给你 This is for you.
这个有什么用 What can it do?
它能救命 It can save lives.
你到了卷云山 看见左手有六个手指头的人 In the mountains, give this to a man
就把它叫给他 with six fingers on his left hand.
他就能救你的命 He can save your lives.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢什么，滚 There's no need for that. Be off with you.
一进卷云山就陷阱重重 The Stormy Mountains are a menacing place.
如果你们不想死在那 If you don't want to die there,
就得守规矩 you have to follow the rules.
啊，守规矩 Follow the rules?
从现在开始，由我指挥 From now on, I'm leading the expedition.
不准自由行动，不准高声说话 Do not leave the group without my permission and be quiet at all times.
不准喝酒 No drinking, either.
哎，喝酒这条可以放宽点吧 Can we be flexible on the drinking?
你要是犯了我的规矩 If you break any rules,
我也要扒下你的一层皮 I'll skin you alive.
大哥，我一定守规矩 Big Brother, I'll follow all your rules.
走吧，哎 Let's go.
出发！ Move out!
哎
当没看见 Pretend you didn't see them.
走吧 Go on.
闪开
哎，你看他们在说什么 Read their lips and see what they're talking about.
哎，他们在说啊 They said that
就算你躲了这关也没有用 we'll never get out
因为进了卷云山哪 就没有活着出去的 of this place alive.
大哥，前面危机更多，小心点 There could be another ambush ahead. Be careful.
这是进卷云的有一站 This is only the beginning.
要想退回去还来得及 Anyone want to quit?
常先生，恐怕话里面带刺啊 Tsang, we don't need cynicism.
我们这些人没有一个是怕死的 None of us here are quitters.
哎，妹妹你怎么这样说话 Sister, that's rude.
他瞧不起人嘛 He has no faith in us.
不怕死，那就最好 You're not afraid to die? Good on you.
冲出去 Let's run across!
救命啊
哎，听 Listen.
救命啊…
什么事 What's up?
有人在喊救命啊 Someone's shouting for help.
没有啊，我没听见 I can't hear it.
有，我也听见了 I heard it too.
哎，在那边 It's coming from over there.
大概是被强盗打劫过的客商 They'll be victims of the robbers in these parts.
看见什么 我根本没有看见什么人 Nonsense, I don't see anything.
没有，明明有人受伤 Are you blind? There are so many wounded there.
你怎么说没有人哪 I can't see them.
我没看见 别忘了我们还要赶路 Don't forget we still have a long way to go.
怎么见死不救呢 How can we leave them here to die?
姐姐，我们下去看看 Sister, let's go and see.
哎，他们上当了 They've fallen for it. Right.
糟了，假的 They're faking it.
假的？ Faking?
他们在说我们上当了 They said we've fallen for it.
快下去救他们 Guard the sedan.
放下武器，否则，我就杀了她 Drop your weapon, or I'll kill her!
我们下去，不要 Let's help them.
常大哥对付得了 No need, Tsang can deal with it.
哎，过来 Come here.
哈哈哈…
我知道你是扒皮剑客 I know you're the skinner.
你敢扒我的皮吗 Do you dare to skin me?
不敢，一点都不敢 Maybe... not.
哈哈哈…
你们再上前一步，我就杀了她 Come any closer and I'll kill her.
你杀了她 If she dies,
杀了她，我好杀你啊 you'll die as well.
放手 Let her go.
我叫你放下她 I said let her go.
放下她 Let her go!
好
还不滚 Now get lost!
是 OK.
哎，姐姐刚才这个人这么凶 He was so fierce a moment ago, Sister.
现在怎么变的那么听话了 Look how obedient he is now.
你不去谢谢人家 Go thank that gentleman.
哦 OK.
多谢公子救命之恩 Thank you for saving my life.
叫你滚，你要站在这白送死 Serves you right. Didn't I tell you to get lost?
你们还不滚，快滚 What are you waiting for? Go!
谢谢你救了我姐姐 Mister, thank you for saving my sister.
两位姑娘不必多礼 It's my pleasure, ladies.
礼多人不怪嘛 Courtesy is a way of life. Take this!
哼，在下温良玉，久仰各位大名 I'm Wan Leung Yoke. I'm familiar with your reputations.
各位光临卷云山 使荒山生色不少 Your visit has livened up this uneventful place.
姓温的，有话通通快快说吧 Mr Wan, what is it you really want to say?
卷云山上危机重重 The Stormy Mountains are full of danger.
各位要想保住生命再多多小心 If you don't want to die, be careful.
哎，姓温的 你为什么那么关心我们哪 Mr Wan, why are you being so kind to us?
呵呵，我只是对自己的钱财关心 I'm concerned about my assets.
因为各位的钱财全是我的了 What you're guarding will soon be mine.
那你现在还不快动手 Come and get it, then.
盗亦有盗，先礼后兵 Robbers also have standards. Courtesy before aggression.
明天在下，必当再来 I'll be back tomorrow.
愿各位当晚安然度过 Hope you survive the night.
各位失陪，明天再见 Bye for now. See you tomorrow.
穷寇莫追 Chasing your enemy is foolish.
念你们年幼无知，宽恕你们一次 As you're still young, I'll forgive you.
下次再敢随便离队 我非扒了你们的皮 If you leave the group again, I'll skin you alive.
你们在这里护着轿子 我们进去看看 You lot stay here to guard the sedan. Let's check the place out.
怎么这么静啊 It's strangely quiet here.
哎，大哥，这是罗汉殿哪 Big Brother, this must be the Luo Han Temple.
哎，有香火一定有和尚 The candles are lit. There must be monks here.
我去让他们进来啊 I'll go get them.
哎哎哎….哎
嗯，你说这是罗汉殿哪 Did you say we're in the Luo Han Temple?
哎，这是十八罗汉哪 Haven't you seen those
你以前没见过 eighteen Luo Han Buddhas there?
十八罗汉？ Eighteen Luo Han Buddhas?
大哥 为什么手上的法器都不对啊 The weapons in their hands are different from the Luo Han Buddha's.
恐怕又是陷阱 Could be another ambush. Let's get out of here.
退回去 Get out.
大哥，我受不了喽 I can't take it any more! Me either!
我受不了啦
我们怎么出去啊 How do we get out?
我们只有死了，让他们抬出去 We'll be carried out as corpses!
哎，大哥，二哥，你们两个… Hey, what are you two doing?
我们要死了 We'll be dead soon!
你陪我们一块死 You'll die with us!
我陪你们一块死？ Me, die with you?
好好好 Fine.
不管你们有天大的本领 No one escapes
也逃不出我的魔钟阵，哈哈哈 from the Chamber of Monster Bells.
师父 他们变得只剩一口气的活死人了 Sifu, the three of them will stop breathing soon.
哎，这个叫豹子丁冲 是天下最快的拳头 This is Ting Chung. He's got the world's fastest punch.
可惜老衲尝不到他的味道 What a pity that I won't get to witness it.
现在让你尝尝张臭脚的味道 Now you'll get to witness my stinking feet.
我要让你尝尝我的拳头 Now you'll know how fast I can punch.
啊，走 Let's get out of here!
他们决不肯甘休 They won't give up that easily.
再困下去，我们的危险更大 We'll be in more danger if we don't escape.
我担心外面的人不知道怎么样 I'm worried about the ones outside.
放我们出去，哎哟 Let us out. OK.
常大哥，我一步都没离开 我乖不乖 I waited here just like you said to, so am I a good girl?
你少废话 Cut that crap out.
怎么去了这么久啊 我还以为出事了呢 What took you so long? I was worried for you guys.
此地不宜久留 我们赶快离开这里 This place isn't safe. Let's go.
哎，各位放心，我是生意人 Please don't worry. I'm a businessman, not a robber.
我不是强盗 Don't be afraid.
哎，各位请放心啊 There's nothing to worry about.
请各位放心，不要怕，不要怕 You're safe here.
各位不要怕，我不是强盗 I really am a businessman
我是生意人 and not a robber. Don't worry.
卷云山还有生意人 Doing business in the Stormy Mountains?
只有我一个人 I'm the only one doing it.
满山强盗，你做什么生意啊 With so many robbers, what business can you have?
您知道，这强盗也要吃 也要喝呀 Even robbers need to eat and drink.
有我替他们帮忙 他们方便多了 I make their lives here bearable.
所以嘛，他们让我做点小生意 So they let me run a small business here.
各位，天要黑了 It's getting dark soon.
各位要不是遇到我 It's lucky you met me,
要想找个太平地方过夜都很困难 or you wouldn't get any peace tonight.
卷云山上也有太平的地方 Is there a peaceful place in the Stormy Mountains?
哎，只有一个地方太平 There's only one. Where is it?
什么地方？ Peace Hotel.
我的太平客栈 That's my place.
卖瓜的说瓜甜 你是兜揽生意吗？ Shameless self promotion. You only care about our money.
我绝对保证安全 I can guarantee your safety,
不过，我那边只招待一种人 but I only welcome certain kinds of people.
那种人 What kind of people?
有钱人，非常非常有钱的人 Rich people. Only the very rich,
因为我那边东西 都比别的地方要贵一点 because I do charge more than your average hotel.
贵多少 How much more?
贵个二三十倍而已 20 to 30 times more.
哇，你这个生意人 比强盗还要厉害嘛 That's daylight robbery!
那没办法，生意少嘛 I can't help it. I don't have many customers.
请问你们是那种人哪 What kind of people are you, may I ask?
有钱人 Rich people.
对，非常非常有钱的人 That's right. We're filthy rich.
啊，那好极了 That's wonderful.
各位请 This way, please.
各位请放心 只要一进我这个客栈就太平了 I assure you, you'll feel safe and peaceful as soon as you're inside.
因为这是我跟强盗说好了的 I have an agreement with the robbers.
啊，大爷，大爷 Boss, you're back. Yes.
大爷，叫他们别闹了 Ask them to keep quiet. Stop!
哎，大爷 我们不是说好条件了吗 Sir, I thought we'd agreed
在我这个客栈做生意 你们不来闹的啊 that you'd let me run my business in peace.
可惜，他们还没有进你的客栈 But they're not inside your hotel yet.
是谁杀了我的兄弟铁狼 Who killed my brother, Iron Wolf?
是我 I did.
剥皮剑客 So you're the skinning swordsman.
你就是用这把剑杀了我的兄弟 Did you kill my brother with that sword?
对付你们这班强盗 这把剑不必出鞘 I don't have to draw this sword to defeat scum like you.
哈哈哈，好大的口气 You sure talk big.
你过来，我今天要给我兄弟报仇 Come over, I'll avenge my brother today.
大哥，让我来对付他，哎 Big Brother, let me deal with him.
我是二哥，轮都要轮到我了 I'm second, I'll be next in line.
你们退后 Stand aside.
哎，我来跟你过两招 Let's play.
你是什么人？啊 Who are you?
皮匠 A leather repairman.
你用什么兵器 What weapon do you use?
脚 Legs.
用脚，那太不公平了 Legs? It's not fair.
哎，让你占点便宜嘛 That's to your advantage. Move back!
他的腿功真厉害，嗯 Lmpressive kicks.
对不起啊，走了一天的山路 I've been walking the whole day,
脚有点臭味，把你熏坏了吧 so my feet might smell. Time to vomit?
请 Enter, please.
你这两下子差远了 Your Kung Fu isn't quite there yet.
滚吧 Get lost.
走 Let's go.
哎，没事了，各位请，请，请进 Everything is fine now. Please go in.
你们看，我这儿又宽大，又清净 Look how spacious and peaceful my place is.
你们还满意吧 You'll like it.
最大的客房是那一间啊 Which is the biggest room?
就是那一间 That one.
那顶轿子抬不抬得上去啊 Can I carry the sedan to the room?
啊，哪有轿子在房里睡的 What? You want to carry the sedan into the room?
我只问你轿子抬不抬得上去 That's what I just asked you.
好，有钱的人说话总是对的 可以，可以 Of course you can. Rich people can do whatever they like.
哎，把轿子抬进来 里面请，里面请 Bring the sedan in. OK, come in, please.
哎上面，上面，小心点儿 That's the way. Straight through...
小二，哎，预备茶水啊 Staff, brew some nice tea and prepare some food.
下次进来，最好先敲门 Please knock before entering my room.
我是特地来找你的 想问你一件事 I'm here to ask you something.
是不是轿子的事 Is it about the sedan?
我就觉得有点奇怪 Something's fishy about it.
有什么奇怪 What's so fishy about it?
你是见多识广的人 哪有人把轿子抬到房间里去的 Have you ever seen anyone carrying a sedan into a room before?
轿子里的人不是见不得风吗 I thought the patient couldn't be exposed to the wind.
我在想是见不得风 还是见不得人 I wonder if it's the wind, or if it's that he can't expose his face.
你是不是想去瞧瞧，你不想 Are you curious? Aren't you?
走啊 Let's go, then.
阁下连睡觉都要躲在轿子里 Can you sleep comfortably in the sedan?
外面又没有风 出来凉快凉快吧 There's no wind here. Come out for a chat.
你怎么在这里啊？ What are you doing here?
我进来时就没人 我看他们搞什么鬼 No one's around. I stayed to find out what's happening.
大哥，这是怎么回事啊 Big Brother, what's going on?
出去再说，哦 Let's discuss this outside. OK.
哎，大哥，你说他们到底在搞什么鬼 Big Brother, do you know what they're up to?
我们拼了性命只不过 是保护一顶空轿子过山嘛 I'm risking my life guarding an empty sedan.
你怎么知道是顶空轿子 How do you know it's empty?
哎…你刚才不是看到了嘛 You saw it before.
我没有去看过 我一直都在房里睡觉 I didn't see anything. I was sleeping in my room.
哎，我也没有看过 我也在房里睡觉 I didn't see anything. I was sleeping in my room, too.
哎，对，他们都比我聪明 They're definitely smarter than me.
晚饭十四桌，一百三十五两 Dinner for 14 costs 135 taels of silver...
洗脸水五两，洗脚水五两 Water costs five taels, candles five taels,
蜡烛三两 and toilet paper...
老板啊，能不能快点 我们还要赶路呢 Boss, hurry up, please. We've got a long way to go.
做生意公公道道 账总要算清楚 I'm a fair businessman. I need to charge you accurately...
珍珠，什么事啊？ 药，我的药 Pearl... What do you need? Get me some medicine.
哦，快 Quickly.
哎，一共是两百四十五两 It's 245 taels of silver in total.
你还真的是不便宜啊 Your place is really pricey.
哎，我们是公公道道 我事先跟你讲过 I've been very fair, I told you in advance
我这东西是贵点 that we're expensive.
你们真是好主户 以后常来照顾啊 You're our best guests. Please come again.
我还来啊 Fat chance.
走吧，你们怎么这么快就走了 Let's go. What's the rush?
喝杯热茶再走啊 就算你们半价好了 Have some hot tea before you go. It's half price.
大哥，干什么？看见没有 Big Brother. What? Did you see?
看见什么？轿子里有人啊 See what? There's someone in the sedan.
我几时跟你说过轿子里没有人 Did I say it was empty?
那为什么不让我们看见？ Why didn't he meet us?
为什么要让你看见 Why must he meet you?
大哥，这条路真危险啊 Big Brother, this way is very dangerous.
这有什么办法 要过卷云山这是唯一的一条路 What choice do we have? This is the only way through the Stormy Mountains.
温良玉 他真的在这等着我们呢 Wan. He's really waiting for us.
各位别来无恙 Glad to see you again.
看各位容光焕发，精神抖擞 You look fresh and well rested.
昨夜想必睡得很好吧 You must have slept comfortably.
你真是对我们很关心啊 You seem to care a lot about us.
我才不是关心你们 I don't care about you.
我是关心我的财宝 I care about the assets of mine you're guarding.
让我们过山，你有什么条件 On what condition will you let us through?
条件简单，你说吧 My conditions are simple. Spit it out.
财宝归我，女人归他 I'll keep the treasure, he'll keep the ladies...
他？他是谁啊？ He? Who's he?
阿弥陀佛，他就是我，我就是他 Amitabha... He's me... I'm him.
这也是我们卷云山的规矩 That's how it works in the Stormy Mountains.
我们平均分配 We split equally.
倒真是平均分配 So you'll split it equally?
那我们这些男人呢？ 男人只需要留下一只手 What about the other men here? Each of the men must leave a hand here.
随便哪只都行 It's up to you which hand.
你是一个读书人 我们的目的只是过山 You're a scholar. We're simply passing through.
能不能把你们的条件改一改 Is there room for negotiation?
我温良玉说的话绝不更改 I always mean what I say. End of discussion.
像你开的这样的条件 我们会不会接受呢？ What if we disagree?
接不接受那要你们自己考虑 It's up to you.
我可以等到日正当中再做决定 You have till the afternoon to consider your options.
我劝你们不要轻举妄动 不信你看 Don't be foolish. If you don't believe me, just take a look...
此地绝险，你们要不识相 This is our territory. Unless you meet our demands,
后果如何，应该想像得到 you must suffer the consequences.
退 Retreat!
大哥，我们可以冲出去啊 Big Brother, we can make a run for it.
就算你可以冲出去 别人怎么办呢？ You might be able to. What about the rest?
我们至少可以试试 At least we could try.
不能试 不到最后关头绝不能试 We can't take that chance, unless it's our last resort.
那我们怎么办呢？ 有一个人也许可以救我们 What can we do now? There's one person who can help us.
谁？ Who is he?
我也不知道， 是个手上长着六个手指头的人 I don't know. All I know is that he's got six fingers on his left hand.
六个手指头？ Six fingers?
哎，六个手指头？ 上哪去找啊？ Oh... six fingers? Where can we find him?
他可能知道 He might know.
你是说好生意？ 对，我去找他 The hotel owner? Yes, I'll go look for him.
你要是看到有个六个手指头的人 If you see the six fingered man,
把这个交给他 他能救我们 give him this. He'll save us.
哎，你怎么出去啊？ How will you get out of here?
你们想办法掩护我 You guys have to cover me.
你为什么摸我？我摸你？ Why did you grope me?
我情愿要那个和尚 也不要你这个聋子 I'd rather be with that monk than you!
我什么时候摸过你了 When did I touch you?
你敢欺负我妹妹，我打死你 I'll teach you to harass my sister!
哎…你们讲不讲理啊 Stop being unreasonable! How dare you? Stop, please!
好生意，哦，好主户 哈哈，你又上门来了 Mister. My beloved guest. You're here again.
这回又有什么好照顾啊 What business are you bringing me this time?
当然有照顾，这回是笔大生意 I've got some unusually big business for you.
哦，那谢谢你了 有多少人住啊？ I thank you in advance. How many guests?
不是住店，要卖一样东西给你 It's not accommodation... I want to sell you something.
有样东西卖给我？什么东西？ Something to sell me? What is it?
一条命要卖给你 Someone's life.
谁的命？你的命 Whose life? Yours.
我的命一向是我自己的 My life belongs to me.
现在已经是我的了 It's mine now.
你想不想要回你这条命 Do you want it back?
哼，你用不着吓唬我 It's no use threatening me.
我是在强盗山上长大的 I grew up with robbers.
是不是你们住了我的店 吃了我的饭 Is it because I overcharged you
又想把银子抢回去？ and you want your money back?
我不要银子，那你要什么？ I don't want money. What do you want, then?
带我们过山，过山？ Help us cross the mountains. Cross the mountains?
哈…我就没听说过 有谁能活着过卷云山 I don't know of anyone who's made it across the Stormy Mountains alive.
除非朱五太爷让你过去 You'd have to cross with Lord Chu's blessing.
你带我去见朱五太爷 Take me to see Lord Chu.
我？呵，没那么大面子 Me? I'm not that influential.
哎…我是个做生意的人 你这是干什么 I'm just a businessman. Why are you doing this?
要么你替我找一个人 找谁啊？ Help me look for someone.
一个左手生了六个手指的人 Who is he? A six fingered man.
找他干嘛？ Why are you looking for him?
我有一样东西要交给他 I have something for him.
带我去见朱五太爷 Bring me to Lord Chu.
哈…你杀了他 他也不能带你去啊 He can't help you, even if you threaten to kill him.
只有我才能够 I'm the only person who can do that.
你想必就是 鼎鼎大名的柳金莲了吧 You must be the notorious Lady Liu?
哼，不错 That's right.
你就是杀死 吴千手的八奇剑客的常无义 Are you the one who killed the God of Darts?
我是丁冲 I'm Ting Chung.
哦，你就是打不死的豹子丁冲 So you're the Ting with many lives.
天下第一快拳 The world's fastest boxer.
哼，久慕的很 I'm familiar with your reputation.
你能带我去找朱五太爷吗？ Can you take me to see Lord Chu?
哼，可以 Yes, but...
不过你们杀了吴千手 总得带赔一个老公给我啊 you killed my lover, the God of Darts. Find me a replacement.
哎 这个人啊又会说话又会赚钱 This guy's eloquent and has good business acumen.
做老公啊，再好也没有了 He'll be a fantastic lover for you.
嗯，不好，我不喜欢他 No, I don't like him.
那你喜欢谁啊？ Who do you like?
我喜欢你，来，让我抱一抱 I like you. May I have a cuddle?
好快的拳头 果然是名不虚传啊 Your punches really live up to my expectations.
哼哼，臭小子 你还有什么本事 What else can you do, you bastard?
呵…老娘先刺瞎了你这双眼睛 First I'll blind you in both your eyes,
再带回去慢慢的折磨你 then I'll take you home and torture you slowly.
你中了她的追魂夺命弹 You've inhaled poisonous gas.
不出三个时辰就没命了 You'll die in a few hours.
幸亏她身上带了解药 Luckily I found the antidote on her.
你？原来是你？ You... So it's you.
他们被困在一个很险恶的地方 非常危险 They've been surrounded and their lives are in danger.
我知道，一定是恶人 你先把解药吃掉 They must be in Death Valley. Take the antidote,
我去替他们解围 I'll see what I can do.
你真能救我们？ Can you save them?
我有一道护身符 也许有用，我很快就会回来 I'm wearing a good luck charm. I hope it helps. I'll be back soon.
常大哥，太阳已经快到正中了 怎么还没有消息啊 Tsang, it's past noon now. Why haven't we had any news?
不要着急，总归会有办法的 Don't worry. There'll be a way out.
哎，你看 Look.
你怎么进来的 How did you get here?
你们不要慌，我带你们出去 Don't worry, I'll get you out.
我凭什么相信你 Why should I trust you?
哈哈哈 Look.
原来是你，嗯，谢谢 It's you. Thank you.
我们跟他走吧，好 Let's go with him.
各位头目，各位头目 Fellows, listen up!
有朱五太爷的金牌在 They carry Lord Chu's insignia!
放他们过去，走吧 Let them through.
走 Let's go.
各位头目，各位头目 Fellows, listen up!
有朱五太爷的金牌在 They carry Lord Chu's insignia!
放他们过去 You have to let them through.
各位头目 有朱五太爷的金牌在 Fellows, listen up! They carry Lord Chu's insignia!
放他们过去 Please let them through.
怎么样？ How is it?
我已经把他们都安顿好了 I've taken them to a safer place.
不过，还是过不了山哪 They can't cross the mountain yet.
为什么啊 Why?
没有朱五太爷的命令 No one crosses the mountain
谁也不敢放人过去 without Lord Chu's permission.
你带我去见朱五太爷 Take me to Lord Chu.
他要是不放交情，我就跟他拼 If he doesn't let us through, I'll fight him.
没有用的 It's no use,
只有一个办法过，什么办法 unless... Unless what?
把你的拳头卖给他 Trade in your fists.
他要我这对拳头，嗯 Is he interested in my fists?
我知道他缺少 你这对又快又硬的拳头 Yes, I know that he lacks a pair of fast, strong fists.
听起来好象是笔生意嘛 Sounds like a business deal.
对，我是生意人嘛 Yes, I'm a businessman.
老弟，不会让你吃亏的 I'll make sure you get a good deal.
我朋友在什么地方 Where are my friends?
在一个除了我 没有人知道的地方 Only I know where they are.
我要先见见他们 I want to see them first.
好，我带你去，走 OK, follow me.
怎么不见了 Where are they?
你是不是在骗我 Are you trying to trick me?
我骗你，请问 我的目的是什么 Nonsense. Why would I to lie to you?
因为你这个人太神秘 不能不这么想 You're too mysterious for me to trust you completely.
这是…，他们是来过这里 This is... They've definitely been here.
兰兰，常大侠… Lady Nan! Tsang!
五太爷，万寿无疆 Long live Lord Chu.
免礼 Rise.
你就是豹子丁冲 Are you Ting Chung?
是的 我们护送一位病人过山 We're helping an ill man across the mountains.
请五太爷破例放行 Please give us permission.
哈哈哈 我卷云山的规矩能由你来破例 I can't break the rules of the Stormy Mountains just for you.
五太爷不是要收买我这对拳头吗 Isn't Lord Chu interested in my fists?
只要五太爷放我们过山 If you let us through,
我这对拳头就任你使唤 you'll have free use of these fists.
你虽然愿意卖给我 You may be willing to offer them, but I need to try them out first.
我要试一试 这对拳头究竟值不值得买 I'm not sure if your fists are worth that much.
关云通，在 Iron Man. Here!
他练的十三太保横练童子 He's learnt the Thirteenth Prince fighting technique.
左拳一击三百斤 右拳一击五百斤 His left punch is 300 pounds, his right is 500 pounds.
好拳头 Impressive.
来尝尝我铁拳头的味道 See if you can handle my Iron Fist.
这就叫铁拳头 You call these Iron Fists?
五太爷，五太爷 Lord Chu,
小的该死啊 I deserve to die...
滚 Begone!
谢五太爷不杀之恩 Yes... Thank you, Lord, for sparing my life.
五太爷对我这对拳头还满意吗 Is Lord Chu satisfied with my fists?
满意 Yes,
你留在卷云山，我不会亏待你 if you stay here with us, you'll be handsomely rewarded.
至少我跟我朋友有个交代 What about my friends?
你的朋友非常安全 Your friends are safe with us.
吃过饭，也洗过了澡 They've just eaten and showered.
此刻，正在休息 They're resting now.
在什么地方 Where are they?
就在这里 There.
姐姐，你看 Sister, look at him.
我们上当了 We've been tricked.
你敢骗我 You lied to me?
骗你，没有啊 I haven't lied to you.
我答应麻婆婆，帮她一个忙 I was helping the Old Lady of Mar Po Inn
我替你们解了一次围啊 to get you out of Death Valley.
我是朱五太爷的人 怎么敢违抗他的命令哪 I'm Lord Chu's man. How could I betray him?
只好把你们带来了 I had to bring you here.
你知道我不是好骗的 Don't forget that I hate liars.
扒皮剑客，你不要狠 这是什么地方 Tsang, don't threaten me. Have you forgotten where you are?
哼哼，就是龙潭虎穴 也要扒你的皮 No matter where I am, I'll skin you alive.
大哥，小心 Big Brother, watch out!
哼，好大的胆子 How dare you
竟敢在我这里杀人 kill my man right in front of me?
我杀的不是人，是条狗 I haven't killed a man, I killed a mongrel.
简直不把我放在眼里 You don't have much respect for me.
我们并没有想冒犯你 I have no wish
大家井水不犯河水 to offend you.
只要借条路过山 We have no conflict of interest.
你肯放我们过去 这份交情容日答报 If you let us through, I'll repay your kindness one day.
我要是不放你们过去 What if I refuse?
你要我们硬闯，也未尝不可 We'll have to do it by force.
哈哈哈 两位真是豪气干云 You two are very naive.
要不是你这位朋友 刚跟我谈好生意 Luckily for you, I've just struck a deal with your friend,
我就让你们闯闯看 or I'd let you learn from your mistake.
只要你肯说句话 We just need your blessing.
我们没有一个是怕死的 We're not afraid to die.
我看在豹子丁冲的份上 咱们不伤和气 I will settle this peacefully for Ting's sake,
不过，你们一定要过山 but I'll need to know
我要看看轿子里抬的是什么 what's in the sedan.
轿子里是个病人 我的弟弟 It's my brother. He's very ill.
真是病人 Is he really ill?
当然了，我何必要骗你 Of course. Why would I lie to you?
好，我要见见他 All right, can I meet him?
他不能见风，见风就死 He can't be exposed to the wind. It'll kill him.
见风就死，呵呵，我不信 Death from wind exposure? I don't believe it.
你听听，这不是个人吗 Can't you hear how sick he is?
我一定要见他 I must look at him!
我劝你不要去惹他 I urge you not to disturb him.
逼他出来 Force him out! Yes!
呵呵，我早就警告你 不要去惹他 Didn't I warn you not to disturb him?
哈哈哈，果然不出所料 As I expected,
轿子里头才是真正高手 the best fighter among you is inside the sedan.
请出来见见吧 Please show yourself.
哼，雕虫小技，滚出来吧 A trivial trick. Get out!
哎，怎么回事 What's happening?
看下去 Just watch.
五年了 今天这笔帐要算算清楚 It's been five years. We will settle our old scores today.
哈哈哈…
麻婆婆，麻婆婆…会是麻婆婆 The Old Lady of Mar Po Inn! It's unbelievable! How strange...
她在这里称皇称帝 I was forced into hiding for five years,
害我五年不敢见人 all because of her.
五太爷，我们真是罪该万死 Lord Chu, it's our fault
一直以为他是真的 that we mistook her for you.
五太爷，这到底是怎么回事 Lord Chu, how did it happen?
十年前，她来投靠我 She came to me for help ten years ago.
我念在以前的情分 For old times' sake,
让她在叉奇镇开店谋生 I let her run the inn in the Town of Flags.
但是，没想到她用计害我 I never thought she'd set me up.
还冒充我在这享受荣华富贵 She used my name for material gains.
五太爷，这我就不明白了 Lord Chu,
为什么她说话的声音 完全跟你一样呢 how could she sound so similar to you?
她早就深谋远虑 可以跟我做出一样的人皮面具 She'd planned it right from the start and had made a mask of my face.
模仿我的声音，还有什么困难 Imitating my voice wasn't a problem for her.
她用麻药迷倒我 把我活埋，我逃了出来 She drugged me and tried to bury me alive.
回到卷云山才知道 另外一个朱五太爷 I managed to escape and came back to the Stormy Mountains.
已经占领我的王位 That's when I realised that there was another Lord Chu.
又偷偷的在麻婆店 麻婆婆还在店里 When I went to the inn, the Old Lady was there, too.
我弄不懂，我要查明这件事 I was puzzled. To get to the bottom of this,
就逼着我不能见人 I went underground.
我想知道这件事 跟兰兰有什么关系 What has this got to do with Lady Nan?
她是我亲生的女儿 一直不在山上 She's my daughter and had never lived in the mountains.
我们计划了五年 We'd planned this for five years
只有用这个计策才能 见到朱五太爷 before we got to see the Old Lady.
现在事情清楚了 我又回来了 Now the truth is out.
我才是卷云山的王，哈哈哈 I'm here and I'm the rightful Lord.
五太爷威振武林，号令江湖 Long live Lord Chu!
福禄双全，万寿无疆，哈哈哈 Health and power to Lord Chu!
爹，哈哈哈 Father...
朱伯伯，嗯 Uncle Chu.
你们起来，谢五太爷 You may rise. Thank you, Lord Chu.
三位这次太辛苦了 I thank you
我要重重谢你们 for your effort in making this possible.
以后留在卷云山跟我共享荣华 Stay here with me and you'll live in luxury.
我们并不贪图卷云山的荣华富贵 A life of luxury is not what we seek.
怎么，我朱五太爷留你们 Rejecting my offer
你们不给面子 is not very respectful.
呵呵，对不起 I'm sorry,
我们的任务还没有完 we've not completed our mission yet.
什么任务 What mission?
护送你过山，到京城去 To help you cross the mountains to get to the capital.
哈哈哈
我已经回到卷云山了 The Stormy Mountains are home.
根本就不想回京城 I'm not going to the capital.
我一定要你去 You have to.
这是什么意思 Why?
你霸占卷云山近二十年 You've occupied the Stormy Mountains for nearly 20 years.
我要你进京城，官府受审 I must take you to the capital to face justice.
就凭你，哈哈哈 Can you?
朱五，你还记得十五年前 官府围剿卷云山 Lord Chu, do you remember that the imperial army tried to retake this place 15 years ago?
你杀死了一千多官兵 跟戴丁关丁大人的事吗 You killed over a thousand soldiers and General Ting Kwok Chung.
丁国中是你什么人 How are you related?
是我父亲 He was my father.
怪不得你们不要钱 又不要命的护送我过山 No wonder you joined this mission with no care for money or your life.
哈哈哈
我卷云山有着天罗地网 There's no way any of you will
我看你们插翅难飞 get out of the Stormy Mountains alive.
我为父报仇，为民除害 I must avenge my father's death
把你们这帮 祸国殃民的强盗一网扫尽 and rid the world of crooks like you.
车轮战，拖死他 We'll take it in turn to exhaust him.
哎，大哥，他中了 Big Brother, I got him!
剧终