1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,448 这种是最最好吃的 Oh, that was the best one yet. 2 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,981 你会爱上在情人节飞递的 You gotta love these Valentine's Day deliveries. 3 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,914 对了 那些心形礼物 Oh, do we have any of those candy hearts 4 00:00:13,915 --> 00:00:15,649 是否留有字条呢 with the little messages on them? 5 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:19,087 没 但我找到一瓶享爱香水 试试看 Uh, no. But I've got some fancy pants perfume for you. 6 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,228 快丢出去 Get rid of it! 7 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:23,427 快丢出去啊 Get rid of it! 8 00:00:26,729 --> 00:00:30,030 疯狂情人节 9 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:32,808 好吧 那这句如何 朱利安 Okay, what about this one, Julien? 10 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,506 红红的玫瑰 绿绿的紫罗兰 Roses are red. Violets are green. 11 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:39,481 您如此阳光帅气 女神哪敢不青睐 You are so handsome, you make all the ladies scream. 12 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:44,251 没用的 莫里斯 我是一个被流放的国王 It's no use, Maurice, I am a king without a kingdom. 13 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:48,588 无赞美 无尊敬 更没人拍我马屁 Where is all the admiration? The fawning? The brown nosing? 14 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:51,026 有人能听到我诉说吗 Is anybody even listening to me up there? 15 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,125 靠他... What the... 16 00:00:54,922 --> 00:01:00,065 九号爱药? 这东西怎么用啊 "Love Potion Number Nine"? How does this thing work anyway? 17 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:07,141 别 别 好痒 Stop it, stop it. That tickles. 18 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:09,713 风靡万人型 "Irresistible." 19 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:13,577 莫里斯 Maurice. 20 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,813 你觉悟到没 Do you see what is happening here? 21 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,515 让它们别蹭 别蹭 Make them stop. Make them stop. 22 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,421 这是上天之意 It is a message from the Gods. 23 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,256 他们在天堂俯视咱们 并说 国王朱利安 They are looking down from the heavens and saying, "King Julien." 24 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,830 我应道 你还想怎样? And I say, "Ugh, what do you want now?" 25 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,771 他说 无意打扰您 And they say, "Sorry to disturb you, 26 00:01:27,772 --> 00:01:31,026 最伟大最时尚跳舞最厉害的国王 all great and most dashing king with all the best dance moves." 27 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:34,105 我问 你是说这舞蹈吗 And I say, "Oh, do you mean like this?" 28 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,798 是的 是的 我们最喜欢看了 "Yes! We love that!" 29 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,898 别磨叽了 你到底想干什么 "So, get on with it. What do you want already?" 30 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:42,003 你如此伟大 理应获得更多 "Even though you're all these great things, you deserve more." 31 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,513 获得更多什么 "Oh, go on." 32 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,016 国王朱利安 收下这爱药 "King Julien, take this potion 33 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,431 从今往后 and from this moment forth 34 00:01:48,432 --> 00:01:51,920 您将被世人敬佩为享爱之王 you will be known as the King of Love." 35 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,649 享爱之王? King of Love? 36 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:58,490 快来 莫里斯 我们有计划要做了 Come, Maurice. We have much work to do. 37 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,568 非洲兄弟们 起床啦 今天是情人节 Wake up, Africa. It's Valentine's Day! 38 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:05,226 祝你情人节快乐 Happy Valentine's Day to you. 39 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,394 愿你情人节开心 And Happy Valentine's Day to you. 40 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,439 - 祝谁呢 -你 你和你还有你 - Who? - You, you, you, and you. 41 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:10,736 什么是情人节 What's Valentine's Day? 42 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,743 不是吧 不要告诉我你从来没听过 Hold up. Don't tell me you've never heard of... 43 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,643 全年中最浪漫的节日 The best day of the year! Whoo! 44 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,710 又不是你过的节日 开心啥 Wow, you're really into this holiday, huh? 45 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,412 你是没过过不知道 Please, you have no idea. 46 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,345 我们爱你 亚历克斯 We love you, Alex! 47 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,523 我爱这个节日 And I love this holiday! 48 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,522 哦耶 我的亚历克斯 Oh, Alex. 49 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,359 那 这东西有什么用 So, what do we do with these? 50 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:35,626 那是最精彩的部分 That's the best part. 51 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,896 你若有所投 就若有所报 Once you get a Valentine, you get to give one back. 52 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,362 来 从你开始 亲爱的亚历克斯 Here, I'll start you off. "Dear Alex, 53 00:02:41,363 --> 00:02:43,668 你是最棒的 爱你的鸵鸟 you're the best. Love you, Ostrich." 54 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,937 看见没 这样我就能展示在我自己的 See? Now I can display it right here on my very own 55 00:02:46,938 --> 00:02:48,507 情人树上 Valentine's tree! 56 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:49,580 如何 怎样 Huh? Huh? 57 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,705 喂 注意 Whoa! Hey! 58 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,044 你们搞什么啊 Hey! What's going on? 59 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:55,313 国王朱利安在出售爱药 我想爱 King Julien's selling a magical love potion. I want some! 60 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:56,581 爱药? A love potion? 61 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,917 -我也要爱 -我也要 - I want some! - Me, too! 62 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:58,989 等等我 Wait for me! 63 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:02,060 喂喂喂 各位 情人树啊 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up! Guys, Valentine's tree. 64 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,456 应该好不到哪去 It's not going anywhere. 65 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:04,824 亚历克斯 我们这个也不怎样 And neither are we, Alex. 66 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:08,161 走吧 看看那神经狐猴葫芦里卖啥药 Now, come on, let's go see what that psychotic lemur's up to now. 67 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,633 不如...这样 你们...可以... You know what, you... Why don't you... I think you guys could... 68 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,466 你们先去 我一会就来 You guys go ahead. I'll catch up later. 69 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,698 他去哪 Where is he going? 70 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,297 他...预约了针灸吗 Uh, acupuncture appointment? 71 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:19,536 是的 预约了针灸 走 走了 Yep, definitely acupuncture. Come on. Gotta go. 72 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:29,217 -我叫格洛丽亚 -格洛丽亚 - My name is G-L-O-R-I-A. Gloria! - Gloria! 73 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:31,741 停停停 拜托啊 各位 Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on, you guys. 74 00:03:31,742 --> 00:03:34,782 这次是我和格洛丽亚过的第一个情人节 This is my first Valentine's Day with Gloria. 75 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,883 演绎必须完美 This surprise has to be perfect. 76 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,431 很好 很好 你们干什么啊 I'm fine, I'm fine, okay. What are you doing? 77 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,899 你瞧他 Ugh, look at him. 78 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:46,903 无形的压力让大家都喘不过气 All stressed out and driving everyone crazy. 79 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,633 斯基伯 情人节你打算和草裙女如何度过 Skipper, what are you going to get Hula Girl for Valentine's Day? 80 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:53,301 老样子 我们不花里花俏虚情假意 Nothing! No hokey knickknacks or cheesy gestures needed here. 81 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,505 你说是吧 美女 Isn't that right, dollface? 82 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,718 有意思 Drama! 83 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,086 这排场真... What the... 84 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:14,998 女士们先生们 都过来啦 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around. 85 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,161 今天你们真幸运 Today is your lucky day 86 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:23,044 享爱之王的爱药展示会 because the King of Love's love potion spectacular 87 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,937 马上就要开始了 is about to begin. 88 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,506 带上烦恼 见享爱王 Go take your troubles to the King of love 89 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,581 就是我啦 That's me! 90 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,913 此福之赐 来自上天 The Heavens sent me, from above 91 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,613 大家别急 排队等候 Go on, everybody, get into a line 92 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:41,418 喷试喷试 九号爱药 Try a little spray of Love Potion Number Nine 93 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,321 我我我我 我要试 Oh! Me, me, me, me. I'll try it. 94 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,728 第一次见这位年轻的求爱者 Here's a young fellow I've never met, ever. 95 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:52,827 让我猜猜 你是个让人生厌 Let me guess. Little irritating pest like yourself. 96 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,338 不受待见的家伙 是不 Probably not too popular, are't you? 97 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:59,009 是的 我不受待见 No! I'm not popular. 98 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,137 没关系 今日是你转运之日 Well, your luck's about to change. 99 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,977 签了合同 永为我奴 Just sign this contract committing you to eternal servitude 100 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:08,314 我就会让你...风靡万人的 and I will make you... Irresistible. 101 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,889 签 来吧 Yes! Let's do it. 102 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,217 张大眼睛 Open your eye. 103 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,624 烫死了烫死了 It burns! 104 00:05:23,803 --> 00:05:24,291 哇靠 Dang! 105 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,571 那边 你好啊 Well, hello! 106 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,472 你不就是那个我一直想见的小可爱吗 Aren't you just the most adorable little thing I've ever seen? 107 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,577 醒醒 那是直男 Come on! It's a dude. 108 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,748 亲 Do it. 109 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,283 我风靡了他人 I'm irresistible! 110 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,726 -我想风靡 -我也要 - I wanna be irresistible! - Me, too! 111 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:53,797 签这 签这 Sign here, sign here. 112 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,662 我喜欢你 I like you. 113 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:56,756 这样的我你喜欢不 How you like me now? 114 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,029 不 No! 115 00:05:58,592 --> 00:05:59,627 下一个 Next. 116 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:00,727 -给我喷点 -也给我喷点 - I want some! - Me, too! 117 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,033 马上签 马上签 Right here, right here! 118 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:04,972 拜托 你们真信这套啊 Oh, come on, fellas. You're not buying all of this, are you? 119 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,908 我就不相信 Well, I ain't buying it. 120 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:11,005 那个是爱药? 斑马们 好好想想吧 I mean, a love potion? Zebras, please. 121 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,650 我还没见过你这样子的斑马呢 I ain't never seen a zebra like you before. 122 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,313 {\an8}非洲鹿 世界十大神秘动物之一 排在第二位 全球3万只左右 123 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,313 我不是斑马 我是霍加皮 I'm not a zebra. I'm an okapi. 124 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:19,890 原来如此 Crack-a-lackin'. 125 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,425 原来如此 Crack-a-lackin'. 126 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:22,994 你从哪里来 Where did you come from? 127 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,926 刚从其他保护区过来走访的 Just visiting from another reserve. 128 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,224 让我带你环游四周吧 Hey, I can show you around! 129 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,423 -我带你 -我带你 - So could I! - So could I! 130 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,521 -我带你 -我带你 - So could I! - Me, too! 131 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,930 我对这带最熟悉了 I know this place better than anyone! 132 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:33,470 看来某人的情窦被灭了 Aw! Looks like somebody got bit by the love bug. 133 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,096 是的 都是他们干的好事 Yeah, well, so did all of them. 134 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,673 好的 那一会见 Okay, see you later then. 135 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,265 拜 Bye! 136 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:42,074 除非有什么能让我脱颖而出 If only I had something to make me stand out from the pack. 137 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:47,278 九号爱药 Love Potion Number Nine 138 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:49,854 风靡万人型 Irresistible. 139 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,318 合作愉快 I mean, nice doing business with you. 140 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,451 马蒂 这世上哪有什么爱药啊 Marty, there's no such thing as a love potion. 141 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:58,358 你可以给她写张卡片哦 You could make her a card. 142 00:06:58,451 --> 00:06:59,452 喷吧 Spray me. 143 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,225 张大眼睛 Open your eye. 144 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:04,925 糟了 没了 Whoops! Fresh out. 145 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,936 不 朱利安 你得给我弄点 No, no, Julien. You gotta get me more. 146 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,699 你以为我是谁 巫师吗 What do I look like? A wizard? 147 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,667 我不知道如何制作那东西 I don't know how to make that stuff. 148 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,075 那好 爱药没了 合同也没了 Fine. No love potion, no contract. 149 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,840 这事你得听我律师的 You'll hear from my attorney! 150 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,542 莫里斯 你是我的律师 他能撕毁合同吗 Maurice, you're my attorney. Can he do that? 151 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:19,673 我不知道 I don't know. 152 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:20,751 喂 弄多点来啊 Hey, come on! 153 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,377 等等 我现在该怎么办 Wait. What am I supposed to do now? 154 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,547 你是享爱王 你自己想办法 You're the King of Love. Figure it out. 155 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,626 爱药? A love potion? 156 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,786 是的 我要你帮我制造一批出来 Yes, I need you to make me another batch of it. 157 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,158 不行 舞蹈家 Negative, twinkletoes. 158 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,287 什么 为什么 What? Why? 159 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,524 我不喜欢你 I don't like you. 160 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:35,780 另外 唯一一个 And besides, the only place 161 00:07:35,781 --> 00:07:37,533 在附近区域能找到原料的地方 to find ingredients like these around here 162 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,661 就是人类野征营 is at the human safari camp. 163 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,796 别妄想了 去那等于去死 Forget it! That place is a deathtrap! 164 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,939 斯基伯 我要三百个粉色椰子 Skipper, I need 300 pink coconuts 165 00:07:43,940 --> 00:07:45,399 镶在格洛丽亚的头盔上 for Gloria's tiara, stat. 166 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,705 听起来不错哦 Whoa, sounds like a blast. 167 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,611 但我们要立马去人类野征营 But we've got a rendezvous at the human safari camp. 168 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,425 要找猴子的时候屁影都见不到 Where's a monkey when you need one? 169 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,451 伙计们 如果我为某个女人着急成这样 Ugh. Fellas, if I ever let some doll get to me like that, 170 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,023 你们就直接挂了我吧 just put me down. 171 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,820 怎么了 我没做什么啊 What? What did I do? 172 00:08:02,383 --> 00:08:05,566 {\an8}人类野征营 173 00:08:09,165 --> 00:08:10,294 {\an8}贮备室 174 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,102 队长 发现目标 一切安全 斯基伯 Target identified, sir. All clear. Skipper. 175 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,964 这次冷战让我好辛苦啊 This silent treatment is killing me. 176 00:08:13,965 --> 00:08:15,639 告诉我你到底在生什么气 Just tell me what's bothering you. 177 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,568 你这样我无法进入状态 I can't get into this right now, 178 00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:23,675 美女 继续监视 我们马上就回 dollface. Keep lookout. We'll be back in a jiff. 179 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:35,025 今天运气真好 Today must be my lucky day. 180 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:40,389 我真的感觉就像和一块木头说话 I tell you, fellas, it's like I'm talking to a piece of wood. 181 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,624 我怎么样才能知道她想什么 How am I supposed to know what she's thinking? 182 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,325 我又不是读心者 I mean, I'm not a mind reader. 183 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,670 里面发生什么事 企鹅? What is going on in here? Penguins? 184 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:52,073 当话只有一方说 就对不下去了 You can only get so far when the conversation's all one-sided. 185 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,235 Rico Rico? 186 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,076 着火啦 冷静 卧倒 翻滚 Fire! Stop, drop and roll! 187 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,282 上一秒生活美好 下一秒深陷险境啊 One minute everything's peachy and the next, sneak attack. 188 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,878 赏了我一记闭门羹 Flanks me with the cold shoulder. 189 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,390 斯基伯 恕我直言 Skipper, with all due respect... 190 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,689 你和你的女人必须立即合好 You and your lady friend need to patch things up. Pronto! 191 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,319 你说的对 我该死 You're right, I deserve that. 192 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,296 斯基伯 你快过来看 Um, Skipper, there's something you need to see up here. 193 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,395 最好是要事 有啥私隐呢 This better be important, Private? 194 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,837 我香了个菇啊 Shiitake mushrooms. 195 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,037 企鹅在那 捉住它们 Penguins! Get them! 196 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,841 -草裙女 -且慢 且慢 - Hula Girl! - We'll deal with this later! 197 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,347 美女 Dollface! 198 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,876 -玫瑰花瓣 -有了 - Rose petals? - Check. 199 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,415 -水呢 -有了 - Water? - Check. 200 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,396 还没好吗 Is it ready yet? 201 00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:41,856 现在一定有50只斑马围着她了 There must be 50 zebras all up in her face right now. 202 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:44,952 拜托 马蒂 这东西才不会让你风靡万人呢 Come on, Marty. This things not going to make you irresistible. 203 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,189 不正尝试着吗 Trying to work here. 204 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,698 迈尔曼 那长颈鹿哪去了 Melman? Where did that giraffe go? 205 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,462 快点 科沃斯基 我现在就需要那爱药 Chop-chop, Kowalski. I need that potion now. 206 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:54,471 等用尤克里里弹上两首情歌 我就完了 A couple more love songs on that ukulele and I'll be done for. 207 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,198 好了 大伙都出去 出去出去 All right, everybody out. Out, out, out! 208 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,271 最终原料 Final ingredient. 209 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:01,174 己基肉桂醛 Hexyl cinnamaldehyde. 210 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,371 己基肉什么啊 Hexyl cinna what? 211 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,312 我怎么知道 随口乱说的 I don't know! Just improvise. 212 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,149 爱蝽可以吗 Lovebug? 213 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,243 试试吧 Why not? 214 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,987 先生们 这是十号爱药 Gentlemen, Love Potion Number 10. 215 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,096 终于有了 Finally! Oh! 216 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,298 -抱歉 -马蒂 等等 - Sorry. - Marty, wait! 217 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,526 亚历克斯 过来 一定有什么事瞒着我 Alex, come here. Is something going on? 218 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,125 -瞒着你什么 -迈尔曼是不是躲着我 - What? - Is Melman avoiding me? 219 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:29,037 没 没 不是啊 我 马蒂 No, no. It... I... Marty! 220 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,709 要我再制一瓶吗 Should I make you another batch? 221 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,368 没时间了 There's no time. 222 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:37,608 何大来想拐我女人 干一架再说 Don Ho's not stealing my girl without a fight! 223 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,280 马蒂 那东西没用的 Marty, this will never work! 224 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,909 不试怎么知道呢 You never know unless you try. 225 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,683 -靠 搞什...-他说得对 怪胎 - Ow! What the... - He's right, freak. 226 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:49,749 当我的爱药起作用 你等着被笑死吧 The joke will be on you when my magic potion works its magic. 227 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,693 然后水牛说 那不是我妈妈 And the water buffalo said, "That's not my mama." 228 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,599 我承认 我喜欢浪漫喜剧 I'll admit it. I like romantic comedies. 229 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:56,666 -她要去哪啊 -什么 - Hey, where's she going? - What? 230 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:57,734 -美妞美妞 -我们还在交谈呢 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - We were talking. 231 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,201 -她在干什么 -哈喽 - What she doing? - Hello! 232 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,598 对面 你好啊 Hi, there. 233 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,072 她和我说话了 She spoke to me. 234 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,117 我说话太大声了吧 Did I say that out loud? 235 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,413 我不知道你哪里吸引我了 I don't know what it is about you, 236 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:13,780 但我就是无法抵抗你的诱惑 but there's something that I just find irresistible. 237 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,088 快看 真的起作用了 Check it out, it's actually working. 238 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,918 怎会如此不可思议 How can it be permissible 239 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,630 为她放弃我也愿意 She compromise my principle 240 00:11:30,561 --> 00:11:33,403 让人痴狂让人着迷 She's a craze you endorse she's a powerful force 241 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:37,317 心甘情愿不能自己 You're obliged to conform when there's no other course 242 00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:41,877 也曾只觉她很有趣 She used to look good to me but now I find her 243 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,589 现却着迷无法抗拒 Simply irresistible 244 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,112 再高点 再高点 Higher, higher! 245 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,839 {\an8}我爱马蒂 246 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,823 打给我 Call me. 247 00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,895 现却着迷无法抗拒 Simply irresistible 248 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,966 亚历克斯 欢迎来到享爱屋 Hey, Alex, welcome to the love shack. 249 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,969 哇塞 还真有点感觉呢 Ho-ho. Wow. Yeah, this is really... something. 250 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,201 你快来看看其他人的情人节卡 Oh, you've gotta read some of these Valentines. 251 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:14,490 我以为他们找不到押韵的词来写 I didn't think they could find a word to rhyme with magnificent. 252 00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:14,904 但他们找到了 But they did! 253 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,061 是啊 说到情人节 Yeah, you know, speaking of Valentines, 254 00:12:19,062 --> 00:12:22,376 我意识到我还没把我的卡片给你呢 I realized I still hadn't given you yours. So... 255 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,045 好的 丢到卡堆上 Great! Throw it on the pile. 256 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,869 当然 我怎么会错过堆叠呢 Oh! How could I have missed the pile? 257 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:29,191 好了 我去过我的情人节了 Okay, I'll just be on my way then. 258 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,626 除非你有东西... Unless you have something... 259 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,288 就是这样 That's the stuff! 260 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,888 ...给我 ...for me? 261 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,296 闻起来像荷荷芭 Mmm. Smells like jojoba. 262 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:42,169 你刚说什么来着 亚历克斯 Oh, did you say something out loud? Alex? 263 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,437 有任何要求吗 马蒂 Any requests, Marty? 264 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:47,371 来首自由鸟如何 Free Bird? 265 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:51,414 至少我不需要用爱药来构筑我的情人节 At least I never needed a magic love potion to get my Valentines. 266 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,710 它们都是纯天然的 They came naturally. 267 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,079 我不懂 朱利安 I don't know, Julien. 268 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,210 这个和企鹅做的不一样呢 This doesn't look like the one the penguins made. 269 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,913 别担心 河马女士 Don't worry, hippo woman. 270 00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:01,015 我升级了秘方 加了点新材料 I threw in a few new ingredients to kick it up a notch. 271 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,116 那只长颈鹿不会知道什么弄晕他的 That giraffe won't know what hit him. 272 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,388 不错的尝试啊 朱利安 Nice try, Julien. 273 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,122 -亚历克斯 -真的 格洛丽亚 醒醒 - Alex! - Seriously, Gloria, come on. 274 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,527 你不真的信了吧 Not you, too. 275 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,429 但我认为我失去迈尔曼了 But I think I might be losing Melman. 276 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,728 是的 You are! 277 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,700 你没 你不需要用这个 You're not losing Melman. You don't need this. 278 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,203 不 你需要 Yes, you do! 279 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,535 我现在头脑发热啊 Oh, I don't know what to think any more! 280 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,767 格洛丽亚 Gloria! 281 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,401 今天还能在衰点吗 什么啊 Could this day get any worse? Ow! What was that? 282 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,707 是爱情醒醒箭 A wake-up call. 283 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,804 醒醒箭? 你说什么呢 Wake up? What are you talking about? 284 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,578 你虽然曾是纽约的传奇 You used to be a New York giant. 285 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:31,281 但你现在却头发乱乱 单身一人 Now, your hair's a mess and you're all alone. 286 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,788 是啊 那也是你的错 Yeah, well, it's your fault. 287 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,291 是你的烂爱药让人们变疯狂的 Your stupid potion is making everybody crazy. 288 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,658 是吗 那你傻了没尝试吗 Is it? Or are you crazy not to try it? 289 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:39,752 是啊 我傻了 Yeah, right. 290 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,093 你能变成风靡万人的狮子 You can be irresistible. 291 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,429 变回那个纽约的狮子 Just like you were back in New York. 292 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,628 闭上眼睛 Close your eyes. 293 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:49,070 听见大伙在喊你名字吗 Can you hear the crowd screaming your name? 294 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,355 我们爱你 怪胎 "We love you, freak." 295 00:13:51,356 --> 00:13:53,435 他们为你疯狂 听见了吗 They're going crazy for you. Do you hear it? 296 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,568 是的 我能听见 Yeah, I can hear them. 297 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,147 -怪胎怪胎 怪胎怪胎 -怪胎 - Freak, freak, freak, freak. - Freak. 298 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,148 他们无法控制自己不爱你 怪胎 They can't control themselves. Freak! 299 00:13:58,237 --> 00:13:59,978 -怪胎 怪胎 -怪胎 - Freak! Freak! - Freak! 300 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,485 想回到过去吗 Don't you want that back again? 301 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:03,586 想 I do. 302 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,215 那就签字 Sign here. 303 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,756 现在去把你的运气夺回来 Now, go get your mojo back. 304 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,991 那是什么味道 What is that smell? 305 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:21,334 先生们女士们 我是狮王 亚历克斯 Ladies and gentlemen, Alex the Lion! 306 00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:24,602 你真恶心 You reek! 307 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,337 -天啊 我要恶心死了 -我也是 - Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna be sick. - Me, too! 308 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,778 离我们远点 Get away from us! 309 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,209 别走啊 Hey. Wait! 310 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,590 这首歌到底多长啊 How long is this song? 311 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,119 我要休息休息 I think I need a little air. 312 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,890 马蒂去哪了 Hey, where's Marty? 313 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:47,987 马蒂去哪了 Where's Marty? 314 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,495 这才舒服嘛 That's more like it. 315 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,867 舒服什么啊 What's more like it? 316 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:58,529 好吧 女士们 大家休息会如何 All right. Why don't you take five, ladies? 317 00:14:58,529 --> 00:14:59,709 我需要马蒂时间 I need a little Marty time. 318 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,073 好啊 Sounds great. 319 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,511 来吧 各位 马蒂时间来了 Come on, everybody. It's Marty time. 320 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,246 大家真搞笑啊 You guys are funny. 321 00:15:06,246 --> 00:15:07,907 说真的 我需要点私人空间 But seriously, I need a little space. 322 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,146 给我点空间 好不 A little more space, please. 323 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:14,186 再多点 多点 More space, more space! 324 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,418 -快看 马蒂在那呢 -哪呢 - Hey, look! There's Marty! - Where? 325 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:21,124 慢点 慢点 好样的 Easy, easy. Perfect. 326 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,597 自救啊 Save yourself! 327 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,463 自什么救 Save my what? 328 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,199 -迈尔曼 -死了 - Melman! - What? 329 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,299 迈尔曼 Melman! 330 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,206 迈尔曼 为什么今天你不和我一起过啊 Melman, why don't you wanna spend time with me today? 331 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,285 什么 没 不是你 是... What? No, it's not you. It's... 332 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,083 -我吗 你要甩了我吗 -我甩你? - it's me? You're dumping me? - I'm what? 333 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,919 -在情人节甩了我吗 -不是 - On Valentine's Day? - No! 334 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,424 你个该死的长颈鹿 You sick, sick giraffe! 335 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:49,652 格洛丽亚 Gloria! 336 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:56,466 我不要再风靡万人啦 I don't wanna be irresistible any more! 337 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,298 回来 马蒂 等等 马蒂呢? Come back, Marty! Wait, where's Marty? 338 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,036 我们在这干什么 What are we doing here? 339 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,303 谁是马蒂 Who's Marty? 340 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,743 我不知道 Beats me. 341 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,111 女士们 希望这不会是永久的 Oh, girl, I hope that's not permanent. 342 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,445 药效消失了 No more love potion. 343 00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:20,852 {\an8}送给我最好的兄弟马蒂 爱你的亚历克斯 344 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:27,353 草裙营救行动 开始 Operation "Hula Rescue" It's a go! 345 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,364 斯基伯 她有多重守卫 Skipper, she's heavily guarded. 346 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,761 马上就解决 Not for long. 347 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,902 听好了 肌肉男 Listen up, pretty boy, 348 00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:40,635 我虽没你那古铜肌肤和肌肉 I may not have your perfect tan or your chiseled abs, 349 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:44,875 但我有你没有的东西 一颗受伤的心 but I've got something you'll never have, a wounded heart. 350 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,108 美女 Dollface, 351 00:16:47,108 --> 00:16:50,247 失去你才懂得珍惜 it took losing you to realize how much I need you in my life. 352 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,321 听我说完 Just let me talk. 353 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:56,621 我曾经以为情人节是专门为 I used to think Valentine's Day was just a superficial holiday 354 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,196 娘娘腔 软蛋和断背们准备的特殊节日 for sissies, wussies, and pansies. 355 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,163 但我现在知道 买些便宜花束 But now I realize that buying cheap flowers 356 00:17:02,164 --> 00:17:03,877 或者预先包装好的巧克力 or some pre-packaged chocolate 357 00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:06,962 并不是什么古怪的阴谋策略 isn't just a whacked-out merchandising conspiracy, 358 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,403 而是非常棒的浪费事情 it's also just a nice thing to do. 359 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,500 又来了啊 Huh! Not again! 360 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:13,906 斯基伯 红色警告 Skipper! Code red! 361 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,001 快去搞定 Handle it! 362 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,342 再见 Goodbye! 363 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,750 草裙女 我求你 我们复合吧 Well, Hula Girl, I'm begging you. Will you take me back? 364 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,353 你那是同意还是不同意啊 Is that a yes? Or no? 365 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,630 别丢我的摇头娃娃 Not my bobblehead! 366 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,433 别丢了 Stop it! 367 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,569 同意吗 需要更多时间吗 Is it yes, you need more time? 368 00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:45,439 还是 不 你还没考虑好吗 Or, or no, you're not ready to answer? 369 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,239 直接说出你的想法吧 Oh, come on, make up your mind! 370 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,813 你逃不了了 You are mine now! 371 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,009 她同意啦 It's a yes! 372 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,918 舒服了 小样 希望我们能成为朋友 Well, no hard feelings, kid. Hope we can all stay friends. 373 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,481 不 不 No! No! 374 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,995 我不明白 今天怎么了嘛 I don't get it. What happened today? 375 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,996 好吧 他的损失 Well, it's his loss. 376 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,472 我决定不爱了 I'm over it! 377 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,305 这是干什么啊 What in the world? 378 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,443 音乐? 歌舞表演? Music? Dance number? 379 00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:30,083 自由女神背景? 我的迈尔曼啊 Lady Liberty float? Oh, Melman. 380 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,952 朱利安 拜托 我要那药 Come on, Julien. I need that potion. 381 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,251 我不清楚 Mmm. I don't know. 382 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,666 你这个瘦小病弱的家伙 Skinny, sickly guy like yourself. 383 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,057 你能帮我做些什么呢 What could you possibly do for me? 384 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:42,689 我能够到高处的东西 I can reach tall places. 385 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,960 好吧 成交 Okay, deal. 386 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,400 你签那合同试试 迈尔曼·马科维茨 Don't you make that deal, Melman Markowitz. 387 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,939 好吧 要复合了 走吧 弗兰基 Oh, great. They're gonna make up. Come on, Frankie. 388 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:54,985 好吧 这个才是 Okay, this is like the sweetest thing 389 00:18:54,985 --> 00:18:57,146 从来没有人为我做过的最浪漫的事 that anyone's ever tried to do for me. 390 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,045 是吧 但我毁掉了 Yeah, until I ruined it. 391 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,345 宝贝 我才不想要那些 Baby, I didn't need all this. 392 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,478 我只想知道你是否有想过我 All I wanted to know was that you were thinking about me. 393 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,080 是的 我一直有想你 Hmm. Oh, I was thinking about you. 394 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,352 是啊 但有一个人我们没想过 Yeah, well, here's someone none of us was thinking about. 395 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:17,125 这样 我知道一些东西能让他高兴起来 You know what? I think I know something that might cheer him up. 396 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,697 红红的玫瑰 蓝蓝的紫罗兰 "Roses are red, violets are blue, 397 00:19:19,698 --> 00:19:22,172 我喜欢写情人节卡片 I love writing myself Valentines, 398 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,969 但没人为我写卡片 but no one else seems to do it to me." 399 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,773 这张写得太啰嗦了 It's too wordy. 400 00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:31,703 对不起 I'm sorry! 401 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,312 这是... What the... 402 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:49,696 我们知道和在动物园时无法比 We know it's not like it was back at the zoo, but... 403 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,860 -但我们可以再弄多点卡片 -不用 - We could make you some more. - No. 404 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,229 我很满足了 You got it just right. 405 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,276 卡片的多少不重要 It's not about how many cards you get, 406 00:19:57,277 --> 00:19:58,969 重要的是你们写的卡片 it's about who you get them from. 407 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,447 不想冒犯你 但你真的很难闻 Wow! No offense, but you stink! 408 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,108 你快去洗个澡 You need a bath! 409 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,516 要用松香洗 In turpentine! 410 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,384 女士们先生们 快快围过来 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around! 411 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,047 又来啊 Oh, not again! 412 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:18,094 享爱之王回来了 还带来了全新的 The King of Love is back with a brand new bottle of... 413 00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:21,078 {\an8}十五号爱药 414 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:23,327 第一个幸运儿会是谁呢 And the lucky freak who gets to try it first will be... 415 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:35,911 没事 没事 还有些还有些 It's okay. It's okay. There's still some left. 416 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,139 谁想要啊 Now, who wants it? 417 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,809 真恶心 That is disgusting! 418 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,045 国王朱利安哦 Oh, King Julien... 419 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,143 噩梦要来了 Oh, that's a nightmare coming. 420 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,417 你不能走 Hey, you can't leave. 421 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,924 你必须签合同 You must sign the contract. 422 00:20:47,925 --> 00:20:50,016 莫里斯 你是我的律师 说话啊 Maurice, you're my lawyer. Do something! 423 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:54,155 我建议现在不要随意走动 朱利安 I would advise against any sudden movement right now, Julien. 424 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,023 爱在何方 Where is the love? 425 00:20:57,629 --> 00:20:59,022