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"Tell your children..."
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"Marijuana,
America's new drug menace."
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"A trained medical technician
will be in attendance."
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"As certain scenes, may cause undue
excitement in the faint of heart."
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This had better not be
a stag film.
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"Trained medical technician"
What's in this movie?
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I asked the fellow to let me
watch it ahead of time,
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But he said it would spoil
the emotional impact.
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A real showman, that one.
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You haven't seen it?!
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Well -
You're the principal, short!
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You're showing the doggone thing
in your school.
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What if he turns out
to be some kind of huckster?
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Oh, no, mr. Mayor.
This guy's on the up-And-Up.
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He works with some
federal agency.
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He had a letter and everything.
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Federal, huh?
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I guess it's okay, then.
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E- Exactly what I thought.
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Mah-Ree-Jew-Ee-Nah.
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Mah-Ree-Jew...
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Jew?
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Mah-Ree - Oh!
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Mah-Ree-Jew-A...
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Excuse me, do you know
how to say this word?
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I don't speak mexican.
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Mary-Jew...
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Good evening.
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Good evening. Good evening.
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I want to thank you all
for braving the weather.
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And coming out tonight.
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Over the years, your
Benjamin Harrison High School...
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Has hosted numerous functions.
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Graduations, for example...
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Your annual
christmas pageants...
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The drama club's recent and,
so I'm told,
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Highly-lauded presentation
of "Green Grow the Lilacs."
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But no purpose this room
has ever served
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is more important
than that which brings myself
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and my able assistant,
mr. Blumsack,
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To your community tonight.
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I assume worthy parents
like yourselves
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have photos of your kids
in your wallets, right?
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Can you take them out now
and look at them?
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Fine-Looking young lad.
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My, she's the spitting image,
isn't she?
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You all looking carefully?
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Good...
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For those pictures before you
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are the designated targets
of a deadly assassin.
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An assassin of youth,
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A new drug menace
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destroying our children in
alarmingly increasing numbers.
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Marijuana is that drug.
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A vile narcotic,
an unspeakable scourge,
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The real public enemy
number-One.
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♪ Creeping like a communist,
it's knocking at our doors ♪
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♪ Turning all our children
into hooligans and whores ♪
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♪ Voraciously devouring
the way things are today ♪
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♪ Savagely deflowering
the good old USA ♪
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♪ It's reefer madness ♪
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♪ Reefer madness ♪
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♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
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♪ Oh, so mad ♪
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♪ See the kids ♪
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♪ Precious kids ♪
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♪ Yes, their heads
are on the chopping block ♪
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♪ And someone's got to dare
to take a stand ♪
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♪ Can't ignore anymore ♪
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♪ It could be
your son or daughter ♪
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♪ With a deadly stick of reefer
in the hand ♪
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♪ They're heading straight for ♪
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♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
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♪ Save our kids ♪
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♪ Stealthy as a socialist,
it slithers up our shores ♪
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♪ Turning all our children
into hooligans and whores ♪
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♪ This smoking bowl of evil ♪
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♪ Bears the choking stench
of sin ♪
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♪ It burrows like a weevil
under tender christian skin ♪
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♪ This ♪
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♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
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♪ Oh, so mad ♪
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♪ Pull the wool
from your eyes ♪
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♪ We're in need
of righteous soldiers ♪
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♪ For this merry wonder
has to be destroyed ♪
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♪ Fight the urge
of this scourge ♪
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♪ It's destructive
but seductive ♪
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♪ So some drastic measures
have to be employed ♪
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♪ To put an end to ♪
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♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
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♪ Oh, so mad ♪
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♪ Deadly as the democrats
that empty out our stores ♪
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♪ Turning all our children
into hooligans and whores ♪
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♪ Teenagers across the land
are glazed and oversexed ♪
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♪ If you fail to draw the line,
your babies will be next ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
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♪ Oh, so mad ♪
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♪ Tell your children! ♪
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♪ Reefer madness ♪
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♪ Fight the menace! ♪
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♪ Reefer madness ♪
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♪ Kill the Devil! ♪
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♪ Reefer madness ♪
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♪ Save the country! ♪
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♪ Reefer madness ♪
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♪ Madness, madness,
madness, madness ♪
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♪ Reefers made us
crazy, barking ♪
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♪ Mad! ♪
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Some of you may think
I'm overreacting.
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I'll say.
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I think you've come
to the wrong town, pal.
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That kind of thing
isn't a problem around here.
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You don't know our kids.
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You'd be surprised
how often I hear that
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What makes this particular drug
so dangerous.
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Is that there are no forbidding
needles or snorting powders.
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Children smoke a reefer stick,
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Thinking it to be an ordinary,
perfectly harmless cigarette.
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The kind we all used to enjoy
as teenagers.
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And before you can say
"Jack Robinson,"
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They are enslaved!
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But don't take my word for it.
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Here are the shocking,
sordid facts.
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And judge for yourselves.
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The filmed presentation
you are about to witness.
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Chronicles the harper affair,
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A true story
exhaustively documented.
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In the fine newspapers
of Mr. William Randolph Hearst.
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A true story.
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That took place in a town
very much like your own.
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Meet Jimmy Harper,
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An upstanding young lad
of some 16 summers...
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Well-Mannered, hard-Working,
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An all-Around credit
to the community.
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Right now,
jimmy's hurrying to school,
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Hoping to run into
a very special young lady...
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Mary Lane.
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Mary was a healthy young miss of
good, american breeding stock,
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God-Fearing, civic-Minded,
and very much in love.
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Just a harmless old turtle.
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See?
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Off you go.
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I thought it was a rat.
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Can I carry your books? Thanks.
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Yes, Mary and Jimmy.
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Were destined to share a love
that would last a lifetime.
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Tragically, it would be
the brief lifetime.
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Of a fruit fly.
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It's sweet of you to help me
study "Romeo and Juliet," Jimmy.
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Without your help,
come exam time,
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I would have been
on a trip for biscuits.
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Well, it's my pleasure.
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Where would you like to start?
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Probably the "proo-Low-Gwee."
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Proo-Low-Gwee?
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Oh, I think you mean
"prologue."
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I keep getting that confused
with "mon-Tay-Gwee."
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That's not even a real word.
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I looked it up in two different
dictionaries.
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Montague...
It's Romeo's last name.
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You are so smart.
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My mother says you're a boy
who's going places.
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Uh... you don't talk about me
to your mother, do you?
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I talk about you to everybody.
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Forsooth, fair Juliet,
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Would'st thou likest
yon hot chocolate?
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Oh, Jimmy, wherever did you
learn to speak like that?
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It's fancy talk
from "Romeo and Juliet,"
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'Cause when a guy
wants to woo a girl,
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He needs, you know,
the right language.
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Are you trying to woo me,
Jimmy Harper?
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♪ I need words to tell you
about my pounding heart ♪
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♪ $4 words that make a guy
sound smart ♪
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♪ Well, I guess that's why
they invented Shakespeare ♪
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♪ His articulations of a lover's
palpitations are so keen ♪
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♪ My bounty is as boundless
as the sea ♪
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♪ My love as deep,
the more I give to thee ♪
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♪ Oh, you sound so dreamy
when you talk like Shakespeare ♪
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♪ A big vocabulary ♪
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♪ Should be customary
when you fall in love ♪
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♪ La la la la la la la,
you're a snowy dove ♪
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♪ La la la
prodigious birth of love ♪
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♪ La la la la la
hip, hooray for Shakespeare ♪
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♪ Sure as I am breathing ♪
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♪ You can make
elizabethan language fun ♪
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♪ We are just like
Romeo and Juliet ♪
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♪ We're happy, young,
and bubbling with love ♪
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♪ I can't wait
to read the ending ♪
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♪ I can't, either, but I'm sure
it turns out real swell ♪
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♪ I bet Romeo ♪
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♪ Marries his Juliet ♪
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♪ They have a baby ♪
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♪ and make lots of friends ♪
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♪ That's probably the way
the play ends ♪
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♪ You dot'h teach the torches
how to burn real bright ♪
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♪ Hanging like a jewel
upon the cheek of night ♪
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♪ Hark, what light through
yonder window breaks here? ♪
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♪ We'll be future spouses ♪
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♪ Put a plague on both
our houses if we're wrong ♪
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♪ Shakespeare! ♪
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The sad truth is
that if our schools
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spent less time indoctrinating
our children in the works of...
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Bill Shakespeare...
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And focused instead on the
work of a far superior author...
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Well, things might have
turned out differently.
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And the delicate heart
of young love.
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Might not have been stabbed.
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Stabbed and pinned
to the shameful corkboard of...
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The reefer den!
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Come on, Mae.
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Get up off your duff.
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What time is it, Jack?
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Time to give this place
a going-Over.
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It looks like the marines
have landed.
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That bunch last night
was high enough
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To take over the marines
and the navy.
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Party's over, Sally.
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What a night...
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I was in more laps
than a napkin.
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Great,
now the damn baby's awake.
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Hold your water!
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Hold your water!
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Mama's coming.
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Hold your wa-Ooh!
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Oh... oh...
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Damn stairs.
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Oh!
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Yeah!
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Look at all this weed!
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Pastures of plenty!
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Keep your ham hooks
off my product.
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Just checking for bugs.
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Aah! Aah!
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Need a better class
of clientele.
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At least they're old enough
to know what they're doing...
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Not like some of those
young kids you bring up here.
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Ah, stop squawking at me.
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You got more static
than the radio.
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I'm gonna press bricks
over to the five-And-Dime,
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Bring back a couple more kids.
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You got a problem with that?
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Well, maybe I do.
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You better tune me in
and get my signal right.
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Around here, I call the shots.
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Jack...
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Oh, that's right...
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Almost forgot.
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You can't get through
the morning.
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Without a little toot, can you?
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See you in the funny papers.
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♪ I ought to leave him ♪
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♪ But something makes me stay ♪
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♪ It's the stuff ♪
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♪ I'd try to kill him ♪
256
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,822
♪ But my guy gives me love ♪
257
00:16:41,822 --> 00:16:44,776
♪ And the stuff ♪
258
00:16:44,776 --> 00:16:47,143
♪ Sometimes he's rough ♪
259
00:16:47,143 --> 00:16:50,912
♪ He throws me down the stairs ♪
260
00:16:50,912 --> 00:16:54,040
♪ But deep inside he cares ♪
261
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,238
♪ He buys me lingerie ♪
262
00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:00,778
♪ And the stuff ♪
263
00:17:01,535 --> 00:17:03,295
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
264
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,716
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
265
00:17:10,587 --> 00:17:13,018
♪ I was a student ♪
266
00:17:13,018 --> 00:17:16,669
♪ Good grades and so naive ♪
267
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,429
♪ 'Till the stuff ♪
268
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,768
♪ A handsome stranger ♪
269
00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:28,687
♪ Some empty promises ♪
270
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,208
♪ Lots of stuff ♪
271
00:17:31,736 --> 00:17:32,976
♪ But I don't get hooked ♪
272
00:17:33,816 --> 00:17:37,634
♪ I'm not addicted, no ♪
273
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:40,947
♪ I just enjoy the glow ♪
274
00:17:40,947 --> 00:17:43,187
♪ I like to have my fun ♪
275
00:17:43,347 --> 00:17:47,286
♪ No harm to anyone ♪
276
00:17:47,286 --> 00:17:50,846
♪ Though the fun
sometimes escapes me ♪
277
00:17:50,846 --> 00:17:55,353
♪ When Jack gets stoned
and rapes me ♪
278
00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:10,677
♪ Nothing numbs me better
than the stuff ♪
279
00:18:10,678 --> 00:18:12,618
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
280
00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:18,546
♪ Than the stuff ♪
281
00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:29,762
♪ In the latest issue
of Scientific American, ♪
282
00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:33,734
The Federal Bureau of Narcotics
tells us that marijuana
283
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:38,779
possesses an addictive power beyond
even that of heroin or cocaine.
284
00:18:40,217 --> 00:18:40,921
Yes?
285
00:18:41,777 --> 00:18:43,760
Are you sure
about your facts there?
286
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,520
No, no.
287
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,147
Why do you ask, mr...
288
00:18:48,147 --> 00:18:49,447
Kochinski.
289
00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:53,809
My wife's cousin had himself
a problem with the heroin,
290
00:18:53,809 --> 00:18:56,469
And I done some reading,
and let me tell you,
291
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,529
There's nothing more addictive
than that stuff.
292
00:18:58,529 --> 00:18:59,603
Kochinski...
293
00:19:02,346 --> 00:19:03,786
Russian name...
294
00:19:05,399 --> 00:19:06,211
Isn't it?
295
00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:08,567
It was polish.
296
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,101
Actually, it's polish.
297
00:19:10,101 --> 00:19:11,018
Of course.
298
00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:13,429
I certainly applaud
299
00:19:13,429 --> 00:19:16,156
Your brave unwillingness
to believe something
300
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,982
Simply because it's printed
in a silly magazine
301
00:19:18,982 --> 00:19:21,167
With the word "American"
in the title.
302
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:24,479
You stand as a shining example
to your comrades...
303
00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:26,877
And the rest of us.
304
00:19:29,553 --> 00:19:31,469
Well, my wife might have
mixed up the story.
305
00:19:33,304 --> 00:19:36,814
I- I think it was marijuana
that her cousin was hooked on.
306
00:19:36,814 --> 00:19:40,327
It's bad - It's bad stuff.
307
00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:42,670
Bad stuff, indeed.
308
00:19:43,169 --> 00:19:45,716
Would that it had been
mere heroin...
309
00:19:48,311 --> 00:19:49,665
For, ladies and gentlemen,
310
00:19:50,436 --> 00:19:53,256
Marijuana
is an insidious master.
311
00:19:53,256 --> 00:19:57,290
Seeking slaves not in
the dark jungles of Africa,
312
00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:02,565
But right here
in each of our 48 states.
313
00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:11,838
♪ After school has let out
we just like to get out ♪
314
00:20:11,838 --> 00:20:13,839
♪ To the place where
Jitterbugging's always in style ♪
315
00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:16,655
♪ Satchmo is a-Singing,
dorsey is a-Swinging ♪
316
00:20:16,655 --> 00:20:19,048
♪ A syncopated wonderland
that brings on a smile ♪
317
00:20:19,048 --> 00:20:21,434
♪ Come and stretch
your dance abilities ♪
318
00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:23,816
♪ Nobody is feeling
ill at ease ♪
319
00:20:23,826 --> 00:20:26,406
♪ When your toes are tapping,
anything can happen ♪
320
00:20:26,406 --> 00:20:28,666
♪ down at the old
Five-And-Dime ♪
321
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:31,062
♪ Dancing, dancing ♪
322
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:35,859
♪ Razzmatazz that always
has you sashaying, swaying ♪
323
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:39,444
♪ Buy your gal some jujubes,
she'll be swooning ♪
324
00:20:39,444 --> 00:20:43,091
♪ Spooning down at the old
Five-And-Dime ♪
325
00:20:43,091 --> 00:20:45,620
♪ If you're feeling gloomy,
glide on over to me ♪
326
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,037
♪ Try the finest cherry fizz
in all of the land ♪
327
00:20:50,885 --> 00:20:52,965
♪ My After-School oasis
gets the hopeless cases ♪
328
00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:55,365
♪ Hopping and a-Bopping
to the Five-And-Dime band ♪
329
00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:00,248
♪ You can buy yourself
a pack of smokes ♪
330
00:21:00,248 --> 00:21:02,537
♪ Laugh at all my corny
knock-Knock jokes ♪
331
00:21:02,537 --> 00:21:05,171
♪ Gotta take the gang out
to the local hangout ♪
332
00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:06,450
♪ Where Benny Goodman is king ♪
333
00:21:08,721 --> 00:21:10,629
So, you really gonna give her
your school ring?
334
00:21:10,629 --> 00:21:11,887
And how!
335
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:15,317
Boy, that Mary Lane is one
slinky piece of homework,
336
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,470
An e-Flat dillinger,
337
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:18,454
A hop and a skip to Tastytown!
338
00:21:18,454 --> 00:21:21,499
I sure wouldn't mind taking
a bite out of that tomato!
339
00:21:21,499 --> 00:21:23,942
- Hands off, Mickey!
- I'm hep.
340
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,747
Here goes nothing.
341
00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:29,041
♪ Dancing, dancing ♪
342
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:31,493
♪ Then enjoy some funny books ♪
343
00:21:31,493 --> 00:21:33,850
♪ We get frisky, risky ♪
344
00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:36,363
♪ Cool off with a malted milk ♪
345
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,726
♪ We're all bumping,
come jump in ♪
346
00:21:38,726 --> 00:21:42,082
♪ Down at the old
Five-And-Dime ♪
347
00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:43,572
Mary, I got something
to ask you.
348
00:21:43,572 --> 00:21:45,449
Did you hear the announcement
at school today?
349
00:21:45,449 --> 00:21:47,759
Next week, President Roosevelt
is coming to town.
350
00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:49,820
Wow! You know, my pop says.
351
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:52,321
He's a labor-Appeasing,
supreme-Court packing bolshevik.
352
00:21:52,321 --> 00:21:55,072
Well, I don't know
about all that boy stuff.
353
00:21:55,072 --> 00:21:56,838
But the important thing is
there's going to be
354
00:21:56,838 --> 00:21:58,492
a big dance contest in his honor.
355
00:21:58,492 --> 00:21:59,992
And I want you to be my partner.
356
00:21:59,992 --> 00:22:01,701
Dance contest?
357
00:22:01,701 --> 00:22:03,035
Jeez, I don't know.
358
00:22:03,035 --> 00:22:03,723
What's to know?
359
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,129
I've been working
on our routine.
360
00:22:05,129 --> 00:22:06,249
Feast your peepers on this.
361
00:22:15,342 --> 00:22:17,573
♪ Feel the crazy rhythm
in your feet ♪
362
00:22:17,573 --> 00:22:20,034
♪ Everybody keep it
"reet petite" ♪
363
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,615
♪ Blazing bright as neon,
maybe we could be on ♪
364
00:22:22,615 --> 00:22:24,535
♪ "Major Bbwes' amateur hour" ♪
365
00:22:26,265 --> 00:22:27,384
What's the wait, Nate?
366
00:22:27,384 --> 00:22:29,333
I got two left feet,
and they're on backwards.
367
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,382
If Mary sees me dancing,
I'll lose her!
368
00:22:31,382 --> 00:22:32,809
Oh, yeah.
369
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:33,502
Mickey!
370
00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:34,792
I'm hep.
371
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,575
Well, I have to change into my
coveralls for 4-H Club tonight.
372
00:22:38,575 --> 00:22:39,447
I'll see you there.
373
00:22:43,341 --> 00:22:45,249
Hey, kid, I'm Jack.
374
00:22:46,078 --> 00:22:47,973
I'm Jimmy. Pleased to meet you.
375
00:22:47,973 --> 00:22:50,182
♪ Sometimes
men would come to call ♪
376
00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:52,576
♪ Who stank of sin
and barbasol ♪
377
00:22:52,576 --> 00:22:55,040
♪ They'd ask kids
if they felt at all ♪
378
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,331
♪ Like having themselves
a few kicks ♪
379
00:22:57,937 --> 00:23:00,339
Jimmy - As in Jimmy Cagney?
380
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,064
Don't I wish.
381
00:23:04,990 --> 00:23:06,335
Girl trouble, huh?
382
00:23:06,335 --> 00:23:08,757
Yeah, I got just the cure.
383
00:23:08,757 --> 00:23:11,017
What say you and I
blow this Popsicle stand
384
00:23:11,017 --> 00:23:12,983
and find ourselves a real party?
385
00:23:13,243 --> 00:23:14,843
Gee, that's awfully nice,
Mr. Jack,
386
00:23:14,843 --> 00:23:17,187
But I'm meeting my girlfriend
at 4-H Club later.
387
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,918
Come on,
we'll have some laughs...
388
00:23:18,918 --> 00:23:20,467
Half-Hour, tops.
389
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,646
Gee...
390
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:24,244
I don't know.
391
00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:27,872
Suit yourself.
392
00:23:29,915 --> 00:23:32,569
Guess you're not the hep cat
I took you for.
393
00:23:32,569 --> 00:23:33,850
Oh!
394
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:14,372
Wow!
395
00:25:14,372 --> 00:25:16,705
You sure shake a wicked calf.
396
00:25:16,705 --> 00:25:18,122
Can you teach me
how to dance like that?
397
00:25:18,122 --> 00:25:18,978
By the time I get through,
398
00:25:18,978 --> 00:25:21,438
You'll make Fred Astaire
look like Barney Google.
399
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:22,534
Come on.
400
00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:24,732
Well, if you're sure
it'll only be a Half-Hour.
401
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,627
Kid, that's a promise
from me to you.
402
00:25:31,752 --> 00:25:33,923
♪ Dancing, dancing ♪
403
00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:36,102
♪ Charleston
till your tootsies ache ♪
404
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,652
♪ We'll be grinning, spinning ♪
405
00:25:38,652 --> 00:25:41,065
♪ Romping to the savoy stomp ♪
406
00:25:41,065 --> 00:25:43,450
♪ We're rug-cutting, strutting ♪
407
00:25:43,450 --> 00:25:45,912
♪ Then as a coda
we drink Ice-Cream Soda ♪
408
00:25:45,912 --> 00:25:48,513
♪ Here down at the old
Five-And-Dime, yeah! ♪
409
00:25:51,014 --> 00:25:53,894
Do your children enjoy
Jazz Music?
410
00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:58,175
For I am here to tell you
that Cab Calloway,
411
00:25:58,175 --> 00:26:00,980
Dizzy Gillespie, Duke Ellington,
412
00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:04,128
And the whole Weed-Blowing,
Ginger-Colored Lot
413
00:26:04,128 --> 00:26:06,575
are merely masquerading
as musicians.
414
00:26:06,575 --> 00:26:09,124
And are, in fact,
agents of evil.
415
00:26:10,604 --> 00:26:13,126
Reefer slows down
the smoker's sense of time,
416
00:26:13,126 --> 00:26:17,183
Allowing him to squeeze in
unnecessary grace notes,
417
00:26:17,183 --> 00:26:20,961
Giving this voodoo music the power
to hypnotize white women.
418
00:26:20,961 --> 00:26:23,903
Into indulging in acts
of unspeakable degradation.
419
00:26:23,903 --> 00:26:24,717
Oh!
420
00:26:26,592 --> 00:26:29,765
You will find this profane music
421
00:26:29,765 --> 00:26:31,779
Wherever you find marijuana.
422
00:26:32,412 --> 00:26:33,182
Hear that?
423
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:36,075
It's the national anthem
of Sodom and Gomorrah!
424
00:26:36,075 --> 00:26:38,931
Faster, Sally! Faster!
425
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,061
One of them...
426
00:26:41,874 --> 00:26:44,318
That's it, Sally! That's it!
427
00:26:49,276 --> 00:26:49,741
Ooh!
428
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,808
Man, I'm starving.
429
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,096
We got any eats?
430
00:27:31,834 --> 00:27:33,282
Everybody, take it on the heel!
431
00:27:33,282 --> 00:27:35,082
Come on, get the lead
out of your shorts!
432
00:27:35,293 --> 00:27:37,063
Am-Scray, am-Scray!
433
00:27:37,116 --> 00:27:38,768
Damn cowbell.
434
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,460
Damn baby.
435
00:27:44,025 --> 00:27:46,172
Damn... stuff.
436
00:28:05,774 --> 00:28:07,035
Come in, kid.
437
00:28:07,035 --> 00:28:08,238
Make yourself cozy.
438
00:28:10,201 --> 00:28:11,499
Who's that?
439
00:28:11,499 --> 00:28:14,004
Ralph - he was used
to be a college boy.
440
00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:18,200
Mae, this is Jimmy Harper.
441
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,575
He's okay.
442
00:28:20,001 --> 00:28:22,891
Aw, Jack, this kid can't be
more than 15.
443
00:28:22,891 --> 00:28:24,458
Oh, 16, madam.
444
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:25,532
The name's Mae...
445
00:28:25,532 --> 00:28:27,625
And a madam runs a different
kind of house.
446
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:35,733
Shut up!
447
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:43,915
Good baby.
448
00:28:53,319 --> 00:28:54,879
Oh, god.
449
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:59,761
Say, who's the new fish?
450
00:28:59,761 --> 00:29:03,691
Oh, I'm J-J-Jmmy.
451
00:29:04,144 --> 00:29:07,207
Sally, why don't you
and J-J-Jimmy
452
00:29:07,207 --> 00:29:08,706
Get better acquainted?
453
00:29:10,779 --> 00:29:12,155
Give him the usual.
454
00:29:12,155 --> 00:29:15,913
If I can't turn him on,
he ain't got switches.
455
00:29:21,339 --> 00:29:22,886
How tall are you, anyway?
456
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,835
Uh, 5'9 inches...
457
00:29:24,835 --> 00:29:28,616
Let's forget the 5 feet and
concentrate on the 9 inches.
458
00:29:36,995 --> 00:29:38,075
Whoopsie.
459
00:29:48,656 --> 00:29:52,050
No harm done... hero.
460
00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:52,850
Ow!
461
00:29:57,951 --> 00:30:00,808
I'm telling you, I want
that Jimmy kid out of here.
462
00:30:00,808 --> 00:30:03,044
He's too young!
I got hooked at that age,
463
00:30:03,044 --> 00:30:04,544
And I'm not doing it
to anybody else.
464
00:30:04,544 --> 00:30:08,163
Do I have water in my ear,
or you giving me guff?
465
00:30:08,163 --> 00:30:10,659
This is my house,
and I say he goes!
466
00:30:31,508 --> 00:30:32,584
Is everything okay?
467
00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:35,166
Just fell, that's all.
468
00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:42,645
Oh, let me light your cigarette
for you, there, Sally.
469
00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:45,022
This isn't a cigarette.
470
00:30:45,022 --> 00:30:46,960
It's a real smoke...
471
00:30:47,642 --> 00:30:48,844
Reefer.
472
00:30:49,613 --> 00:30:50,771
Let's share it.
473
00:30:51,514 --> 00:30:53,519
Oh, no, I shouldn't.
474
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,701
Um... it's been great
meeting you folks,
475
00:30:56,701 --> 00:30:59,390
But I ought to head over
to 4-H Club.
476
00:30:59,485 --> 00:31:02,670
I'm teaching some of the newbies
how to make a potato clock.
477
00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:05,783
I didn't think you were
such a moldy fig.
478
00:31:05,783 --> 00:31:09,247
Or maybe you're scared.
479
00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:11,389
I'm not either!
480
00:31:12,031 --> 00:31:12,966
Prove it.
481
00:31:14,545 --> 00:31:16,155
♪ Come on, Jimmy,
come on, Jimmy ♪
482
00:31:16,155 --> 00:31:17,425
♪ Suck it down for Sally ♪
483
00:31:17,425 --> 00:31:18,982
♪ Come on, Jimmy,
come on, Jimmy ♪
484
00:31:18,982 --> 00:31:20,204
♪ Suck it down for Sally ♪
485
00:31:20,818 --> 00:31:21,476
Thank you, Sally,
486
00:31:21,476 --> 00:31:24,407
But I honestly don't think
it's such a good idea.
487
00:31:25,696 --> 00:31:27,280
♪ Come on, Jimmy,
come on, Jimmy ♪
488
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,814
♪ Suck it down for Sally ♪
489
00:31:28,814 --> 00:31:30,148
♪ Come on, Jimmy,
come on, Jimmy ♪
490
00:31:30,148 --> 00:31:31,522
♪ Suck it down for Sally ♪
491
00:31:32,177 --> 00:31:33,259
I gotta get out of here.
492
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:35,438
You've gotten me all confused.
493
00:31:37,457 --> 00:31:42,862
♪ Take a toke of tea stick,
take a toke of tea stick ♪
494
00:31:42,862 --> 00:31:48,473
♪ Smoke it, you may choke at
first, but then the worst is over ♪
495
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:53,896
♪ Don't be a chicken ♪
496
00:31:53,896 --> 00:32:04,491
♪ Don't, Jimmy, don't do it,
don't be a fool ♪
497
00:32:04,587 --> 00:32:07,236
No!
498
00:33:07,606 --> 00:33:10,610
♪ Smoke the marijuana ♪
499
00:33:10,610 --> 00:33:14,445
♪ Sail the sea of sin ♪
500
00:33:14,445 --> 00:33:18,406
♪ Reach a hot nirvana ♪
501
00:33:18,406 --> 00:33:21,667
♪ Tremble from within ♪
502
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:25,732
♪ Serve your appetite ♪
503
00:33:25,732 --> 00:33:29,047
♪ Plan to stay the night ♪
504
00:33:29,047 --> 00:33:32,013
♪ I am standing ♪
505
00:33:32,013 --> 00:33:36,262
♪ At temptation's door ♪
506
00:33:36,262 --> 00:33:39,147
♪ I have never ♪
507
00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:43,686
♪ felt this way before ♪
508
00:33:43,686 --> 00:33:47,333
♪ Join the wonder dance ♪
509
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:49,777
♪ Lose the underpants ♪
510
00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:50,837
No!
511
00:33:50,837 --> 00:33:53,761
♪ Someone save me ♪
512
00:33:53,761 --> 00:33:57,893
♪ There's no place to hide ♪
513
00:33:57,893 --> 00:34:00,872
♪ From this hellacious ♪
514
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:05,052
♪ Magic-Carpet ride ♪
515
00:34:05,052 --> 00:34:08,628
♪ Open up your mind,
let your body soar ♪
516
00:34:08,628 --> 00:34:12,102
♪ Arms and legs entwined,
cry, "More, more, more!" ♪
517
00:34:12,102 --> 00:34:15,477
♪ If a year goes by,
it might seem a day ♪
518
00:34:15,477 --> 00:34:19,104
♪ If a day goes by,
it could take a year ♪
519
00:34:19,104 --> 00:34:20,889
♪ Space recedes
at blinding speeds ♪
520
00:34:20,889 --> 00:34:26,876
♪ Your lust is on the rise ♪
521
00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:47,575
♪ Moloch! ♪
522
00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:05,735
♪ Tender virgin ♪
523
00:35:05,735 --> 00:35:09,834
♪ Fresh as morning dew ♪
524
00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:16,541
♪ I've been eagerly
expecting you ♪
525
00:35:17,356 --> 00:35:20,909
♪ Live the greater life ♪
526
00:35:20,909 --> 00:35:26,626
♪ Live the satyr life ♪
527
00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:36,301
♪ Eros beckons ♪
528
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:40,630
♪ Feel the need increase ♪
529
00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:43,494
♪ Every fiber ♪
530
00:35:43,494 --> 00:35:47,715
♪ Burns for sweet release ♪
531
00:35:47,715 --> 00:35:49,126
♪ Llive a little dream ♪
532
00:35:49,126 --> 00:35:51,030
♪ Leave a little mess ♪
533
00:35:51,030 --> 00:35:52,782
♪ Everybody scream ♪
534
00:35:52,782 --> 00:35:54,677
♪ "Yes, yes, yes!" ♪
535
00:35:54,677 --> 00:35:58,423
♪ Can't you feel the flush
of pulsing pagan fire? ♪
536
00:35:58,423 --> 00:36:00,092
♪ Come and feel the rush ♪
537
00:36:00,092 --> 00:36:02,083
♪ Fly higher and higher ♪
538
00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:04,016
♪ Dancing naked
as the sinful Adam ♪
539
00:36:04,016 --> 00:36:05,247
♪ Voodoo jungle drums ♪
540
00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:08,869
♪ Coupled with a wicked madam
'Till the morning comes ♪
541
00:36:08,869 --> 00:36:10,815
♪ Yes, we're waiting
for your business ♪
542
00:36:10,815 --> 00:36:12,513
♪ In this carnal carnivale ♪
543
00:36:12,513 --> 00:36:16,716
♪ Take a one-way ticket
to the bacchanal ♪
544
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:23,850
♪ So come on, Jimmy, come on,
give me reefer love ♪
545
00:37:00,264 --> 00:37:03,306
♪ Smoke the marijuana ♪
546
00:37:03,306 --> 00:37:06,884
♪ Sail the sea of sin ♪
547
00:37:06,884 --> 00:37:10,901
♪ And reach a hot nirvana ♪
548
00:37:10,901 --> 00:37:13,705
♪ Tremble from within ♪
549
00:37:13,705 --> 00:37:15,664
♪ Yes, we're waiting
for your business ♪
550
00:37:15,664 --> 00:37:17,274
♪ In this carnal carnivale ♪
551
00:37:17,274 --> 00:37:21,356
♪ Take a one-way ticket
to the bacchanal ♪
552
00:37:21,356 --> 00:37:30,548
♪ So come on, Jimmy, come on,
give me reefer love ♪
553
00:37:41,339 --> 00:37:42,256
Knock, knock.
554
00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:46,225
Oh, therefore art thou, Romeo.
555
00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:48,426
I've been looking for you
everywhere.
556
00:37:48,562 --> 00:37:51,429
♪ Well, I haven't been
everywhere! ♪
557
00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:55,319
Well, what a thing to say.
558
00:37:55,989 --> 00:37:58,413
I was wondering if we
could practice our steps.
559
00:37:58,413 --> 00:37:59,572
For the presidential dance.
560
00:37:59,572 --> 00:38:01,164
It's only a few days away,
561
00:38:01,164 --> 00:38:04,123
And with you being so
mysteriously busy all the time,
562
00:38:04,123 --> 00:38:06,140
I wanted to make sure we could
get in enough rehearsal.
563
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:10,946
Jimmy, is something wrong?
564
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,519
Why?
565
00:38:13,435 --> 00:38:14,756
Should something be wrong?
566
00:38:15,638 --> 00:38:17,489
Stop hounding me.
567
00:38:17,489 --> 00:38:19,975
Stop. Hounding. Me!
568
00:38:21,889 --> 00:38:23,592
I didn't think I was. I...
569
00:38:25,238 --> 00:38:25,921
Oh.
570
00:38:28,632 --> 00:38:29,813
It's me, isn't it?
571
00:38:30,930 --> 00:38:32,820
You don't love me anymore.
572
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:36,045
You haven't even tried to kiss
me in almost a week.
573
00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:37,231
Kiss?
574
00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:39,230
Is that what you want?
575
00:38:40,090 --> 00:38:42,076
Let me show you a few new moves!
576
00:38:43,593 --> 00:38:44,249
Aah!
577
00:38:50,193 --> 00:38:51,800
That was your tongue!
578
00:38:52,804 --> 00:38:55,490
Jimmy Harper,
what's come over you?
579
00:39:11,884 --> 00:39:15,641
Mercifully, Mary had no idea
what had come over Jimmy.
580
00:39:15,641 --> 00:39:18,104
But she feared the worst.
581
00:39:21,307 --> 00:39:24,411
♪ The sermon today
was really exciting ♪
582
00:39:25,411 --> 00:39:28,844
♪ Yahweh was mad
and did plenty of smiting ♪
583
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,672
♪ With locusts and plagues
and little green froggies ♪
584
00:39:32,651 --> 00:39:35,501
♪ All that and more
thundered down from the sky ♪
585
00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:39,185
♪ I reached for your hand
like I always do ♪
586
00:39:39,185 --> 00:39:46,625
♪ But beside me was just
an empty wooden pew ♪
587
00:39:47,425 --> 00:39:52,690
♪ There's hymnals
and a rosary ♪
588
00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:57,329
♪ But they don't
keep me company ♪
589
00:39:57,329 --> 00:40:02,058
♪ The wafers now
don't taste so great ♪
590
00:40:02,058 --> 00:40:07,219
♪ They won't transubstantiate ♪
591
00:40:07,219 --> 00:40:09,718
♪ Without you near ♪
592
00:40:09,718 --> 00:40:14,386
♪ The gospel choir
sounds askew ♪
593
00:40:15,099 --> 00:40:16,740
♪ Jimmy, come back ♪
594
00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:25,312
♪ and fill my lonely pew ♪
595
00:40:26,045 --> 00:40:30,813
♪ A gloomy church
that you're not in ♪
596
00:40:30,813 --> 00:40:35,683
♪ Can lead a girl
to mortal sin ♪
597
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:40,415
♪ A lady asked,
"Is this seat taken?" ♪
598
00:40:40,415 --> 00:40:41,713
♪ I lied, I guess ♪
599
00:40:44,052 --> 00:40:46,478
♪ I told her "Yes" ♪
600
00:40:49,387 --> 00:40:53,566
♪ I pray a holy shining star ♪
601
00:40:53,566 --> 00:40:58,436
- ♪ Shining, twinkling star
- Will lead you home from where you are? ♪
602
00:40:58,478 --> 00:41:03,008
- ♪ Where, oh, where you are?
- In a fog or lost at sea ♪
603
00:41:03,008 --> 00:41:07,815
♪ Or could it be
you're tired of me? ♪
604
00:41:08,935 --> 00:41:12,480
♪ It's a line of thought ♪
605
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,694
♪ I'd rather not pursue ♪
606
00:41:15,694 --> 00:41:19,475
♪ Rather not pursue, Mm-Ooh ♪
607
00:41:19,475 --> 00:41:21,471
♪ Jimmy, come back ♪
608
00:41:21,634 --> 00:41:27,602
♪ And fill my lonely ♪
609
00:41:29,349 --> 00:41:35,775
♪ Pew ♪
610
00:41:41,848 --> 00:41:43,632
I've got the window open.
Give me a boost!
611
00:41:43,632 --> 00:41:44,732
- Shh!
- Ow!
612
00:41:50,429 --> 00:41:51,998
Shh!
613
00:42:04,839 --> 00:42:06,896
How much you think is in there?
614
00:42:06,896 --> 00:42:09,496
If Jack don't get his green,
we don't get ours!
615
00:42:09,746 --> 00:42:10,759
Cool your jets!
616
00:42:11,197 --> 00:42:14,305
Hear that? We got more scratch
than a sandpaper factory.
617
00:42:14,305 --> 00:42:16,389
This'll keep us in the straw
for at least a week!
618
00:42:16,411 --> 00:42:18,486
That's good! That's good!
619
00:42:20,242 --> 00:42:21,958
Frankincense - Wow!
620
00:42:35,818 --> 00:42:37,211
Reefer...
621
00:42:42,136 --> 00:42:45,431
Madness...
622
00:43:15,235 --> 00:43:18,522
Welcome to Club Celestial!
623
00:43:18,522 --> 00:43:21,196
I am your host, Joan of Arc.
624
00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:28,590
No Christian Martyr
works it harder.
625
00:43:29,792 --> 00:43:33,144
The many voices in my head
tell me that we have
626
00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:38,846
A special guest in the house tonight,
James Fenimore Harper!
627
00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:46,145
Tonight Jimmy will be taught
the error of his ways.
628
00:43:46,145 --> 00:43:48,609
By the brightest star
in our heavenly firmament...
629
00:43:49,139 --> 00:43:53,065
The Lord of Hosts,
the Stranger from the Manger,
630
00:43:53,065 --> 00:43:56,083
The Hardest-Working man
in the Afterlife,
631
00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:59,895
Give it up for Jesus!
632
00:44:23,509 --> 00:44:24,838
Aw, Jesus...
633
00:44:24,838 --> 00:44:26,624
I got a great high cooking here.
634
00:44:26,624 --> 00:44:27,502
Don't bring me down.
635
00:44:28,354 --> 00:44:29,786
On the contrary, Jimmy...
636
00:44:29,786 --> 00:44:32,344
I'm here to bring you up with dope.
637
00:44:32,842 --> 00:44:34,347
No, not your brand of dope,
638
00:44:34,347 --> 00:44:35,349
But the straight dope.
639
00:44:36,336 --> 00:44:37,944
You think those reefer fiends
are cool?
640
00:44:38,911 --> 00:44:42,973
I don't think you realize
how cool God can be.
641
00:44:43,675 --> 00:44:46,240
♪ I floated down from Heaven ♪
642
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,095
♪ When I heard a lamb had strayed ♪
643
00:44:48,095 --> 00:44:49,345
♪ Look at you here ♪
644
00:44:49,345 --> 00:44:52,126
♪ Your brain has turned
to marmalade ♪
645
00:44:52,741 --> 00:44:54,424
♪ I'm here to help you, Jimmy ♪
646
00:44:54,424 --> 00:44:56,571
♪ And return you to the fold ♪
647
00:44:56,571 --> 00:44:58,688
♪ Try filling your lungs with God ♪
648
00:44:58,688 --> 00:45:00,127
♪ And not jamaican gold ♪
649
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:02,919
♪ Satan's bold ♪
650
00:45:02,919 --> 00:45:05,123
♪ Loves to lie ♪
651
00:45:05,123 --> 00:45:07,199
♪ Don't reply ♪
652
00:45:07,199 --> 00:45:12,267
♪ Do you want to make
the angels cry? ♪
653
00:45:12,267 --> 00:45:14,255
♪ Cry-y-y? ♪
654
00:45:14,255 --> 00:45:15,855
♪ Listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
655
00:45:15,855 --> 00:45:18,356
♪ Just say "no" to the marijuana ♪
656
00:45:18,356 --> 00:45:20,254
♪ Listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
657
00:45:20,254 --> 00:45:22,632
♪ This comes straight
from the Madonna ♪
658
00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,622
♪ Listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
659
00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:26,940
♪ I'm the face
on the shroud of turin ♪
660
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,873
♪ Llisten to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
661
00:45:28,873 --> 00:45:31,287
♪ Do I need to test your urine? ♪
662
00:45:33,623 --> 00:45:36,813
♪ Satan went and conned you ♪
663
00:45:36,813 --> 00:45:38,329
♪ He conned you, Jimmy ♪
664
00:45:38,424 --> 00:45:42,173
♪ Ustn't touch his evil ganja ♪
665
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:48,027
♪ Jimmy, don't turn your back on God ♪
666
00:45:48,027 --> 00:45:51,491
♪ Dona eis requiem ♪
667
00:45:51,491 --> 00:45:55,424
♪ Numquam fumes cannabis ♪
668
00:45:55,424 --> 00:46:00,384
♪ Aut incendes ibi inferno ♪
669
00:46:00,531 --> 00:46:03,617
♪ You'll burn in Hell ♪
670
00:46:03,617 --> 00:46:05,419
♪ I've cured a lot of lepers ♪
671
00:46:05,419 --> 00:46:07,886
- ♪ And I've risen from the dead?
- How you doing? ♪
672
00:46:07,886 --> 00:46:11,516
♪ Is that what it's gonna take
to get this through your head? ♪
673
00:46:11,516 --> 00:46:12,147
You can touch.
674
00:46:12,147 --> 00:46:16,326
♪ If you insist on smoking
to indulge those teenage kicks ♪
675
00:46:16,326 --> 00:46:20,485
♪ Soon you'll be floating naked
in the river Styx ♪
676
00:46:20,485 --> 00:46:22,692
♪ What a fix ♪
677
00:46:22,692 --> 00:46:25,038
♪ Sulfur pools ♪
678
00:46:25,038 --> 00:46:26,888
♪ Torture tools ♪
679
00:46:26,888 --> 00:46:31,535
♪ Separation from your
family jewels ♪
680
00:46:31,535 --> 00:46:33,783
♪ Rama-Lama, they're gonna
cut your dingdong ♪
681
00:46:33,783 --> 00:46:35,748
♪ Listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
682
00:46:35,748 --> 00:46:38,101
♪ Gotta give it up for lent, boy ♪
683
00:46:38,101 --> 00:46:40,012
♪ Listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
684
00:46:40,012 --> 00:46:42,380
♪ Or wind up as Satan's Rent-Boy ♪
685
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:44,154
♪ Listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
686
00:46:44,154 --> 00:46:46,542
♪ Don't let reefer get your keister ♪
687
00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:48,467
♪ Llisten to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
688
00:46:48,467 --> 00:46:50,890
♪ I'm the poster boy for easter ♪
689
00:46:53,388 --> 00:46:56,840
♪ Jimmy, let me see you ♪
690
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,876
♪ Want to see you, Jimmy ♪
691
00:46:57,876 --> 00:47:02,138
♪ Kick the sin and sinsemilla ♪
692
00:47:02,138 --> 00:47:07,672
♪ Jimmy, don't turn
your back on God ♪
693
00:47:07,672 --> 00:47:10,475
♪ For the Lord God Omnipotent ♪
694
00:47:10,475 --> 00:47:14,364
♪ Hateth marijuana, marijuana ♪
695
00:47:14,902 --> 00:47:16,338
♪ Listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
696
00:47:16,338 --> 00:47:18,794
♪ Thou shalt heed this holy omen ♪
697
00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:20,839
♪ Listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
698
00:47:20,839 --> 00:47:23,204
♪ Stop indulging like a roman ♪
699
00:47:23,204 --> 00:47:25,004
♪ Listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
700
00:47:25,004 --> 00:47:27,372
♪ All the cherubim say you gotta ♪
701
00:47:27,372 --> 00:47:29,397
♪ You gotta listen to Jesus, Jimmy ♪
702
00:47:29,397 --> 00:47:31,984
♪ Trust the man with the stigmata ♪
703
00:47:31,984 --> 00:47:37,788
♪ Jimmy, don't you turn
your back on God ♪
704
00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:41,890
♪ On God! ♪
705
00:47:47,038 --> 00:47:48,312
You rock, Jesus!
706
00:47:52,319 --> 00:47:52,948
Jimmy...
707
00:47:55,969 --> 00:47:57,904
Take a hit of God instead.
708
00:47:57,904 --> 00:48:00,331
You think you can handle the high?
709
00:48:05,313 --> 00:48:07,234
I got a new god now.
710
00:48:07,234 --> 00:48:11,116
Ooh...
711
00:48:28,221 --> 00:48:30,013
Hey! That's my Mary Jane!
712
00:48:30,395 --> 00:48:31,113
Think so?
713
00:48:31,113 --> 00:48:32,626
You don't own the Mary Jane.
714
00:48:32,626 --> 00:48:34,364
The Mary Jane owns you.
715
00:48:34,364 --> 00:48:36,252
Listen up, kid, and listen good.
716
00:48:36,252 --> 00:48:38,100
Get out now and don't look back.
717
00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,352
It's too late for us, but you...
718
00:48:40,352 --> 00:48:41,773
You're young.
719
00:48:41,773 --> 00:48:43,549
You still got a chance.
720
00:48:43,549 --> 00:48:46,008
Why do you got
a steak on your eye?
721
00:48:46,644 --> 00:48:48,080
Just fell, that's all.
722
00:48:48,549 --> 00:48:49,514
I'm serious, Jimmy.
723
00:48:50,492 --> 00:48:51,517
It's dangerous here.
724
00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:55,790
These days,
I got me a taste for danger!
725
00:48:57,845 --> 00:48:59,782
Back off!
You're heaped to the gills!
726
00:49:00,494 --> 00:49:01,718
And you - Zip it!
727
00:49:01,718 --> 00:49:02,943
You'll wake Sally's baby.
728
00:49:03,211 --> 00:49:05,632
That's okay, Mae.
Don't worry about it.
729
00:49:05,632 --> 00:49:09,134
Sally, how come I haven't heard
your baby crying tonight?
730
00:49:13,602 --> 00:49:14,130
Huh...
731
00:49:15,888 --> 00:49:17,531
I don't know.
732
00:49:26,817 --> 00:49:28,566
It is a matter of public record.
733
00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:30,663
That the addict
will sell anything,
734
00:49:30,849 --> 00:49:32,239
Anything at all,
735
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:36,386
To obtain the decadent rush
of that next fix.
736
00:49:37,546 --> 00:49:39,421
You'll take good care of him,
right?
737
00:49:39,421 --> 00:49:41,895
I mean, it's not true
what they say.
738
00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:43,912
About you people
eating babies, is it?
739
00:49:44,218 --> 00:49:46,791
Care to stay for dinner?
740
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,068
You're just kidding, right?
741
00:49:58,875 --> 00:50:01,101
You didn't sell your baby
for reefer money, did you?
742
00:50:01,375 --> 00:50:02,308
It's okay.
743
00:50:02,308 --> 00:50:03,793
I got another one on the way.
744
00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:04,879
Light?
745
00:50:08,721 --> 00:50:10,764
'Cause that kind of joke ain't...
746
00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:19,573
So where'd you get this packard?
747
00:50:19,573 --> 00:50:21,340
Oh, I boosted it
from my girlfriend.
748
00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:22,137
Girlfriend?
749
00:50:22,326 --> 00:50:25,326
You expect me to believe some
Bobby-Soxer's got what it takes
750
00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:26,381
To chop your suey?
751
00:50:26,381 --> 00:50:29,292
Sally, you're getting me
steamed up like a pants presser!
752
00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:30,400
That's the idea, baby.
753
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,001
Tonight, you and me are gonna
break out like the measles!
754
00:50:34,009 --> 00:50:34,841
Sally?
755
00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:36,821
Sally! Sally!
756
00:50:36,821 --> 00:50:38,607
Keep your eyes
on the road, Sally!
757
00:50:49,693 --> 00:50:51,892
Serves him right for trying to
jump over the car like that.
758
00:50:52,387 --> 00:50:54,631
Hey, mister, are you okay?
759
00:50:54,631 --> 00:50:55,786
We didn't see you there.
760
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:57,194
I... I...
761
00:51:00,909 --> 00:51:01,923
I think he's dead.
762
00:51:06,676 --> 00:51:07,940
I was never here.
763
00:51:09,276 --> 00:51:09,835
Okay.
764
00:51:15,547 --> 00:51:17,339
Damn lamppost.
765
00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:22,779
I'm so sorry.
766
00:51:24,218 --> 00:51:26,066
I'm so sorry...
767
00:51:29,593 --> 00:51:32,066
♪ There's blood on my hands
and mud on my name ♪
768
00:51:32,066 --> 00:51:35,130
♪ My id threw a party,
and everyone came ♪
769
00:51:35,130 --> 00:51:38,089
♪ My innocence ravaged,
my virtue devoured ♪
770
00:51:38,089 --> 00:51:41,084
♪ I can't count the strangers
with whom I have showered ♪
771
00:51:46,486 --> 00:51:49,371
♪ I've taken a life ♪
772
00:51:49,371 --> 00:51:52,339
♪ Been stripped to my essence ♪
773
00:51:52,870 --> 00:51:58,475
♪ And to think all I wanted
was Swing-Dance lessons ♪
774
00:51:59,009 --> 00:51:59,851
Police! Freeze!
775
00:52:12,599 --> 00:52:15,262
♪ Local police are on the lookout
for a late model packard ♪
776
00:52:15,262 --> 00:52:17,837
♪ Spotted leaving the scene
of a Hit-And-Run homicide! ♪
777
00:52:19,634 --> 00:52:21,188
Mae was right
about the Mary Jane.
778
00:52:21,821 --> 00:52:22,669
It owns me.
779
00:52:24,059 --> 00:52:27,175
♪ Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane ♪
780
00:52:27,175 --> 00:52:31,014
♪ You crumpled me like cellophane ♪
781
00:52:31,014 --> 00:52:34,784
♪ You stir me up like beef chow mein ♪
782
00:52:34,784 --> 00:52:38,253
♪ You wreck me, Mary Jane ♪
783
00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:42,470
♪ Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane ♪
784
00:52:42,470 --> 00:52:46,265
♪ You've conquered me like charlemagne ♪
785
00:52:46,265 --> 00:52:49,981
♪ Pleasure intertwined with pain ♪
786
00:52:49,981 --> 00:52:53,857
♪ You wreck me, Mary Jane ♪
787
00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:58,501
♪ Your toxic kisses make my heart race ♪
788
00:52:58,501 --> 00:53:01,733
♪ faster than a cheetah ♪
789
00:53:01,733 --> 00:53:03,768
♪ I've been stapled and spindled ♪
790
00:53:03,768 --> 00:53:05,872
♪ My willpower's dwindled ♪
791
00:53:05,872 --> 00:53:10,051
♪ You melt resistance
down like hot velveeta ♪
792
00:53:11,884 --> 00:53:15,046
♪ Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane ♪
793
00:53:15,046 --> 00:53:18,866
♪ You flushed my future
down the drain ♪
794
00:53:18,866 --> 00:53:22,684
♪ Smeared me like
a ketchup stain ♪
795
00:53:22,684 --> 00:53:24,746
♪ But I need you ♪
796
00:53:24,746 --> 00:53:26,646
♪ I love you ♪
797
00:53:26,646 --> 00:53:28,917
♪ And I'm loved by Mary ♪
798
00:53:30,986 --> 00:53:38,145
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
799
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:45,896
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
800
00:53:46,155 --> 00:53:53,133
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, I'm loved by Mary Lane ♪
801
00:53:54,033 --> 00:53:56,453
There's only room for one Mary
in my life...
802
00:53:56,453 --> 00:54:00,230
Mary Lane!
With an "L", for "Love."
803
00:54:00,230 --> 00:54:01,892
I love Mary Lane!
804
00:54:02,077 --> 00:54:09,263
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
805
00:54:09,339 --> 00:54:12,049
Jimmy, what are you doing here
in the middle of the night?
806
00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:14,084
It's almost 9:00 p.m.
807
00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:18,604
♪ Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane ♪
808
00:54:18,604 --> 00:54:22,163
♪ Two words that fall like gentle rain ♪
809
00:54:22,163 --> 00:54:22,961
Did you take my car?
810
00:54:22,961 --> 00:54:26,107
♪ You touch my hand
and kill my pain ♪
811
00:54:26,107 --> 00:54:28,461
♪ I love you, Mary Lane ♪
812
00:54:28,461 --> 00:54:30,476
Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown.
813
00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:37,776
♪ You flood my world with all the
colors of the sunday funnies ♪
814
00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:41,914
♪ The innocent splendor
of kisses so tender ♪
815
00:54:41,914 --> 00:54:46,153
♪ Softer than a pillow stuffed with bunnies ♪
816
00:54:46,153 --> 00:54:47,254
Bunnies?!
817
00:54:47,254 --> 00:54:48,978
I don't know
what you're talking about,
818
00:54:48,978 --> 00:54:50,795
But I like the sound of it!
819
00:54:53,584 --> 00:54:57,071
♪ Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane ♪
820
00:54:57,071 --> 00:55:00,950
♪ Will help you sing a new refrain ♪
821
00:55:00,950 --> 00:55:04,513
♪ With you beside, we'll start again ♪
822
00:55:04,513 --> 00:55:06,772
♪ Just me and Mary ♪
823
00:55:06,772 --> 00:55:12,510
- ♪ You and Mary
- Me and Mary Lane ♪
824
00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:15,350
♪ When life becomes a rollercoaster ♪
825
00:55:15,350 --> 00:55:20,051
♪ And I can't keep my footing ♪
826
00:55:20,051 --> 00:55:22,042
♪ I'll love you completely ♪
827
00:55:22,042 --> 00:55:24,132
♪ Steady me sweetly ♪
828
00:55:24,132 --> 00:55:27,980
♪ You're sweet as Shirley Temple
dipped in pudding ♪
829
00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:31,635
- ♪ Sweet as Shirley Temple pudding ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, Mary Lane, Yeah, yeah! ♪
830
00:55:31,635 --> 00:55:35,380
- ♪ Mary Lane
- Oh! Mary Lane ♪
831
00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:39,059
♪ Our hearts pound
like a diesel train ♪
832
00:55:39,059 --> 00:55:43,093
♪ The world may crumble,
we'll remain ♪
833
00:55:43,093 --> 00:55:47,040
- ♪ Just me and Mary
- You and Mary ♪
834
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:55,947
- ♪ Loved by Mary
- Loved by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
835
00:55:56,844 --> 00:56:03,872
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
836
00:56:04,163 --> 00:56:11,192
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
837
00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:19,044
- ♪ Loved by Mary, noodled Mary
- Love Mary Magdalene by Lane ♪
838
00:56:19,725 --> 00:56:26,937
- ♪ Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
- Mary Lane lai moi wooo ♪
839
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:34,695
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
840
00:56:34,695 --> 00:56:37,254
- ♪ Loved by Mary
- Yeah, I love you ♪
841
00:56:37,254 --> 00:56:44,116
- ♪ Loved by Mary
- You got to, got to, got to love me ♪
842
00:56:44,116 --> 00:56:46,778
- ♪ Loved by Mary ♪
- Hoo!
843
00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:49,958
- ♪ Loved by Mary Lane
- I love you, Jimmy, yeah ♪
844
00:56:50,438 --> 00:57:00,328
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Laaaaaane ♪
845
00:57:00,385 --> 00:57:04,449
♪ We'll sing to the rafters
of happily afters ♪
846
00:57:04,449 --> 00:57:06,182
♪ I love you ♪
847
00:57:06,182 --> 00:57:08,079
♪ You're loved by ♪
848
00:57:08,079 --> 00:57:15,166
♪ Mary Laaaaaaaaaane ♪
849
00:57:18,224 --> 00:57:20,729
Who can name for me the one,
All-Abiding,
850
00:57:20,729 --> 00:57:23,667
All-Powerful force in the world?
851
00:57:24,544 --> 00:57:25,538
Hmm?
852
00:57:27,797 --> 00:57:28,912
Principal Short?
853
00:57:31,464 --> 00:57:34,323
What is the human condition
so powerful.
854
00:57:34,323 --> 00:57:37,734
It can stave off all
that is black and evil
855
00:57:37,734 --> 00:57:39,901
In these confusing times?
856
00:57:43,996 --> 00:57:44,923
Love?
857
00:57:45,574 --> 00:57:46,488
Oh!
858
00:57:50,393 --> 00:57:53,793
In a time in which our children
are subjected.
859
00:57:53,836 --> 00:57:56,659
To a daily diet of depravity
860
00:57:56,659 --> 00:57:58,441
in their film and popular music?
861
00:57:59,313 --> 00:58:00,316
Ha ha!
862
00:58:00,656 --> 00:58:04,134
In a time in which
the entire world
863
00:58:04,134 --> 00:58:07,428
is aligned against
the American Way of Life,
864
00:58:07,445 --> 00:58:11,532
A time when our economy is
in a state of total collapse.
865
00:58:11,532 --> 00:58:14,282
And a reckless lunatic sits
in the White House,
866
00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:15,777
I am relieved to hear.
867
00:58:15,777 --> 00:58:18,737
Our fatuous friend
is so confident
868
00:58:18,763 --> 00:58:21,903
that love will carry the day...
869
00:58:27,686 --> 00:58:31,083
The correct answer is,
of course, "Vigilance."
870
00:58:34,884 --> 00:58:35,819
Sirens.
871
00:58:36,490 --> 00:58:38,588
There's been something
I've been meaning to give you,
872
00:58:38,588 --> 00:58:39,418
And I may not get
another chance.
873
00:58:39,831 --> 00:58:42,317
Oh, Jimmy! Your school ring?
874
00:58:43,762 --> 00:58:45,041
Is your finger swollen?
875
00:58:46,009 --> 00:58:47,487
Are you putting on weight?
876
00:58:47,487 --> 00:58:48,284
Maybe.
877
00:58:48,830 --> 00:58:50,660
Lately, I seem to be hungry
all the time.
878
00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:52,935
A moment on the lips,
forever on the hips.
879
00:58:54,070 --> 00:58:54,765
Wait.
880
00:58:54,765 --> 00:58:57,073
What you do mean,
you may not get another chance?
881
00:58:57,073 --> 00:58:59,205
I have to run away - Far away.
882
00:58:59,205 --> 00:59:00,810
- Well, then, I'm coming with you.
- No!
883
00:59:00,946 --> 00:59:03,832
It'll only ruin your life.
You have no idea what I've done.
884
00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:05,272
It doesn't matter.
885
00:59:05,272 --> 00:59:07,656
I'm wearing
your school ring now...
886
00:59:07,656 --> 00:59:10,202
Or at least I will be, as soon
as you get it off your finger.
887
00:59:10,202 --> 00:59:12,841
And if Romeo has to run away,
then so does Juliet.
888
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:14,514
Okay.
889
00:59:14,514 --> 00:59:16,680
Go put on some clothes,
pack a bag - I'll wait.
890
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:17,599
That's more like it.
891
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:19,407
I believe in you, Jimmy Harper!
892
00:59:21,335 --> 00:59:23,291
Even if you do have
pudgy fingers.
893
00:59:28,836 --> 00:59:32,542
Goodbye, Mary.
You deserve better.
894
00:59:35,845 --> 00:59:36,636
Hey, kid.
895
00:59:39,083 --> 00:59:40,367
How's tricks?
896
00:59:41,075 --> 00:59:41,998
How'd you find me?
897
00:59:44,246 --> 00:59:45,690
It's all over the radio.
898
00:59:47,204 --> 00:59:48,836
Cops are looking for you
and the packard.
899
00:59:48,836 --> 00:59:50,605
I drove around your
neighborhood, 'till I found it.
900
00:59:53,512 --> 00:59:55,119
I can't have you telling
the cops
901
00:59:55,119 --> 00:59:56,687
where you get your stagger-Leaf.
902
00:59:57,671 --> 00:59:59,454
So, what's say we head
back to Mae's,
903
00:59:59,454 --> 01:00:01,784
Where it's safe and cozy?
904
01:00:03,220 --> 01:00:04,851
This will calm you down
for the ride.
905
01:00:05,296 --> 01:00:06,699
You're talkin' on a dead phone.
906
01:00:06,699 --> 01:00:09,460
I'm through with reefer,
and I'm through with you.
907
01:00:09,714 --> 01:00:12,245
Don't think you can pull any
tricks, 'cause it won't work.
908
01:00:15,168 --> 01:00:15,924
I see.
909
01:00:17,034 --> 01:00:19,631
Well, then, I guess there's
only one thing left to do.
910
01:00:22,726 --> 01:00:24,273
You like brownies?
911
01:00:25,034 --> 01:00:26,491
Baked them myself.
912
01:00:28,272 --> 01:00:30,244
Well, I am kind of hungry.
913
01:00:36,076 --> 01:00:36,711
Thank you.
914
01:00:45,535 --> 01:00:47,995
♪ This brownie is yummy ♪
915
01:00:47,995 --> 01:00:51,275
♪ It's the greatest brownie
known to man ♪
916
01:00:51,275 --> 01:00:53,515
♪ It's chewy, it's nutty ♪
917
01:00:53,515 --> 01:00:56,488
♪ This brownie's really good ♪
918
01:00:56,488 --> 01:00:59,559
♪ Don't offer me a macaroon ♪
919
01:00:59,559 --> 01:01:02,452
♪ My brownie suits me fine ♪
920
01:01:02,452 --> 01:01:03,726
♪ There's frosting on the top ♪
921
01:01:03,726 --> 01:01:05,772
♪ And, best of all, it's mine ♪
922
01:01:05,772 --> 01:01:10,807
♪ Eat the brownie, bro-brownie
Eat the brownie, bro-brownie ♪
923
01:01:10,885 --> 01:01:12,908
Let's go home.
924
01:01:12,908 --> 01:01:13,510
Okay.
925
01:01:13,542 --> 01:01:16,055
♪ I shimmer electric ♪
926
01:01:16,055 --> 01:01:18,980
♪ I'm a one-man marching
brownie band ♪
927
01:01:18,980 --> 01:01:21,644
♪ I love it
My brownie ♪
928
01:01:21,644 --> 01:01:24,512
♪ And my brownie loves me too ♪
929
01:01:24,512 --> 01:01:27,343
♪ It's smooth, it's sweet,
it's chocolaty ♪
930
01:01:27,343 --> 01:01:29,751
♪ It forms a perfect square ♪
931
01:01:29,751 --> 01:01:31,713
♪ And the bestest part of all ♪
932
01:01:31,713 --> 01:01:33,663
♪ is I don't have to share ♪
933
01:01:33,663 --> 01:01:40,367
♪ Doesn't have to share! And the bestest
part of all is I don't have to share ♪
934
01:01:40,434 --> 01:01:45,515
♪ Eat the brownie, eat the brownie
Eat the brownie, eat the brownie ♪
935
01:01:45,594 --> 01:01:48,000
♪ Yeah! ♪
936
01:01:49,024 --> 01:01:51,047
Come on, kid. Get in the car.
937
01:01:51,047 --> 01:01:52,162
Where we're going, Jack?
938
01:01:52,162 --> 01:01:53,732
Back where you belong.
939
01:01:53,732 --> 01:01:55,642
You're one of us now.
940
01:01:55,642 --> 01:01:56,838
That's nice.
941
01:01:56,838 --> 01:01:57,768
Jimmy...
942
01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:00,148
Wait.
943
01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:09,211
Careful, Jimmy. Not too fast.
944
01:02:09,211 --> 01:02:11,260
Oh, yeah. Yeah!
945
01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,381
This weed is a triple scream
and one big yell.
946
01:02:13,457 --> 01:02:14,248
Aaah!
947
01:02:14,248 --> 01:02:15,685
I need more, I tell you. More!
948
01:02:16,456 --> 01:02:18,562
Always happy to oblige
a customer.
949
01:02:19,562 --> 01:02:20,285
Whoa!
950
01:02:21,181 --> 01:02:24,028
Make that a paying customer.
Pony up, kid.
951
01:02:24,028 --> 01:02:27,055
I'm busted flat, Jack.
You bled me dry.
952
01:02:28,672 --> 01:02:29,976
Not quite.
953
01:02:29,976 --> 01:02:32,165
It doesn't come off,
so don't waste your - Ow!
954
01:02:33,308 --> 01:02:35,240
I was saving that ring for Mary!
955
01:02:36,632 --> 01:02:38,221
Where else you gonna get
your fix...
956
01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,673
From the coloreds
down the jazz quarter?
957
01:02:42,065 --> 01:02:44,177
Those Chow-Chows
over at Madame Ling's?
958
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:46,499
They'd bounce you
like a lead dime.
959
01:02:49,924 --> 01:02:51,641
Real gold.
960
01:02:54,498 --> 01:02:56,268
Smoke up, Pip-Squeak.
961
01:02:57,211 --> 01:02:59,478
This will get you
through the entire weekend.
962
01:03:00,761 --> 01:03:02,410
See you in the funny papers.
963
01:03:05,403 --> 01:03:07,869
He's really a nice guy,
once you get to know him.
964
01:03:33,780 --> 01:03:34,724
Oh, Jimmy.
965
01:03:35,630 --> 01:03:37,657
What have you gotten
yourself into?
966
01:03:47,981 --> 01:03:50,072
Good boy. Ha-Tcha!
967
01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:54,983
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
968
01:03:58,268 --> 01:03:58,924
Oh, yeah.
969
01:04:07,917 --> 01:04:11,823
Hey, Diddle-Diddle,
a cat for my fiddle.
970
01:04:11,823 --> 01:04:14,951
One moment, please.
971
01:04:14,951 --> 01:04:16,480
I need the room!
972
01:04:19,279 --> 01:04:22,091
I got company.
You mind taking it upstairs?
973
01:04:22,785 --> 01:04:25,128
Don't mind taking it anywhere.
974
01:04:28,692 --> 01:04:30,405
Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
975
01:04:43,493 --> 01:04:45,288
Hey, there. I'm Ralph.
976
01:04:45,288 --> 01:04:47,028
Hello. My name's Mary Lane.
977
01:04:47,028 --> 01:04:49,779
I followed my boyfriend here -
Jimmy Harper.
978
01:04:49,779 --> 01:04:50,718
Have you seen him?
979
01:04:51,168 --> 01:04:53,637
Huh, well,
he just stepped out...
980
01:04:53,637 --> 01:04:57,665
...to, uh, pick up some bibles
for our prayer breakfast.
981
01:04:57,665 --> 01:04:58,979
That's my Jimmy.
982
01:05:00,441 --> 01:05:02,631
Say, is this
a fraternity sweater?
983
01:05:04,274 --> 01:05:06,406
Is Jimmy hanging out
with college boys?
984
01:05:07,024 --> 01:05:07,920
Why, yes.
985
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,057
Yes, he is.
986
01:05:10,057 --> 01:05:13,235
We at Phi-Beta... Cannabis.
987
01:05:13,235 --> 01:05:14,658
Were so taken with Jimmy.
988
01:05:14,658 --> 01:05:17,415
That we decided
to pledge him early,
989
01:05:17,415 --> 01:05:18,995
While he's still
in high school...
990
01:05:18,995 --> 01:05:20,463
Avoid the rush.
991
01:05:20,463 --> 01:05:22,025
That's the bee's knees.
992
01:05:22,025 --> 01:05:24,051
Wait 'till that Susie Mayberry
hears about this.
993
01:05:24,051 --> 01:05:27,296
Let's celebrate...
with a smoke.
994
01:05:27,296 --> 01:05:27,933
Hold on.
995
01:05:28,870 --> 01:05:32,238
This isn't that reefer
I've read about, is it?
996
01:05:32,238 --> 01:05:35,229
Oh, no. Of course not.
997
01:05:35,229 --> 01:05:37,561
This is a special cigarette,
998
01:05:37,561 --> 01:05:41,376
All the rage
with the college girls...
999
01:05:42,421 --> 01:05:43,300
In Paris.
1000
01:05:44,695 --> 01:05:46,172
P- Paris?
1001
01:05:46,790 --> 01:05:48,935
Oh, yes.
1002
01:05:49,285 --> 01:05:50,283
Well...
1003
01:05:51,076 --> 01:05:55,530
If I'm going to be dating
a fraternity man...
1004
01:05:59,005 --> 01:06:01,877
♪ Little Mary Sunshine ♪
1005
01:06:01,877 --> 01:06:05,420
♪ With her hem cut so low ♪
1006
01:06:06,674 --> 01:06:09,418
♪ Little Mary Sunshine ♪
1007
01:06:09,418 --> 01:06:12,217
♪ With her ducks in a row ♪
1008
01:06:12,217 --> 01:06:13,631
It burns my lungs.
1009
01:06:13,631 --> 01:06:16,964
♪ Little Mary Sunshine ♪
1010
01:06:16,964 --> 01:06:19,871
♪ Needs a change in her life ♪
1011
01:06:19,871 --> 01:06:21,257
My head feels funny, Ralph.
1012
01:06:21,257 --> 01:06:24,086
♪ Little Mary Sunshine ♪
1013
01:06:24,086 --> 01:06:28,344
♪ Needs a man ♪
1014
01:06:28,979 --> 01:06:29,561
Oh!
1015
01:06:30,861 --> 01:06:34,168
♪ Now, come on, Mary Sunshine ♪
1016
01:06:34,168 --> 01:06:37,595
♪ It's time that you learned to be bad ♪
1017
01:06:38,808 --> 01:06:41,841
♪ You make a charming armful ♪
1018
01:06:41,841 --> 01:06:43,985
♪ So snuggle up, my buttercup ♪
1019
01:06:43,985 --> 01:06:45,979
♪ 'Cause you've been had ♪
1020
01:06:46,618 --> 01:06:48,496
Ralph, I think you tricked me.
1021
01:06:49,806 --> 01:06:53,579
♪ Now smoke it, Mary Sunshine ♪
1022
01:06:53,579 --> 01:06:56,742
♪ Dissolve in the sweet, burning glow ♪
1023
01:06:57,867 --> 01:07:01,220
♪ Come lose yourself in pleasure ♪
1024
01:07:01,220 --> 01:07:02,890
♪ When the Bambalacha's gotcha ♪
1025
01:07:02,890 --> 01:07:05,421
♪ You'll forget the word "no" ♪
1026
01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:07,958
Oh, I can't. What about... Jimmy?
1027
01:07:08,863 --> 01:07:10,695
♪ Jimmy's a rube ♪
1028
01:07:10,695 --> 01:07:12,530
♪ Provincial and dull ♪
1029
01:07:12,530 --> 01:07:16,339
♪ Don't be tricked,
he's strictly quadrilateral ♪
1030
01:07:16,339 --> 01:07:18,019
♪ Jimmy's a boy ♪
1031
01:07:18,019 --> 01:07:19,653
♪ I'm ready for men ♪
1032
01:07:19,653 --> 01:07:22,073
♪ Let's go up and down
and up and down ♪
1033
01:07:22,073 --> 01:07:23,579
♪ And down again ♪
1034
01:07:23,579 --> 01:07:26,903
Mary Sunshine,
you are Ultra-Ultra!
1035
01:07:27,698 --> 01:07:30,926
♪ I feel a little naughty ♪
1036
01:07:30,926 --> 01:07:33,757
♪ Baby, I'll help you relax ♪
1037
01:07:35,172 --> 01:07:38,502
♪ I'll tie you up with phone cord ♪
1038
01:07:38,502 --> 01:07:40,219
♪ We'll play with whips
and nipple clips ♪
1039
01:07:40,219 --> 01:07:42,248
♪ And candle wax ♪
1040
01:07:42,248 --> 01:07:45,802
♪ Now, hold on, Mary Sunshine ♪
1041
01:07:45,802 --> 01:07:48,760
♪ Let's not get carried away ♪
1042
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:53,141
♪ Just call me "Mary Wanna" ♪
1043
01:07:53,141 --> 01:07:56,935
♪ And Mary got some scary
little games to play ♪
1044
01:07:56,935 --> 01:07:59,082
- ♪ I'll lather you up
- Who, me? ♪
1045
01:07:59,082 --> 01:08:00,911
- ♪ And give you a shave
- Shave! ♪
1046
01:08:00,911 --> 01:08:03,936
♪ A paddling while straddling
my little slave ♪
1047
01:08:03,936 --> 01:08:04,608
Hey, now!
1048
01:08:04,608 --> 01:08:06,500
♪ Down on your knees ♪
1049
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,934
♪ It's pointless to fight ♪
1050
01:08:07,934 --> 01:08:09,456
♪ Save your strength ♪
1051
01:08:09,456 --> 01:08:11,797
♪ It's gonna be a lengthy night ♪
1052
01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:13,168
Help!
1053
01:08:13,223 --> 01:08:15,894
This crazy tomato's rapin' me!
1054
01:08:16,743 --> 01:08:21,572
♪ Goodbye to Mary Sunshine ♪
1055
01:08:21,572 --> 01:08:25,393
♪ Reefer has blown out her mind ♪
1056
01:08:27,266 --> 01:08:31,725
♪ She's now a Hot-Hay hussy ♪
1057
01:08:31,725 --> 01:08:34,033
♪ Don't you run, I'm not done ♪
1058
01:08:34,033 --> 01:08:35,882
Can't you tell we've just begun?
1059
01:08:35,882 --> 01:08:37,880
What's your rush?
You're not having fun?
1060
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:38,700
No, I'm really not!
1061
01:08:39,261 --> 01:08:45,412
♪ Mary, Mary Sunshine ♪
1062
01:08:45,412 --> 01:08:47,133
♪ Burns for, yearns for ♪
1063
01:08:47,133 --> 01:08:54,868
♪ Dirty Loooooove ♪
1064
01:09:01,775 --> 01:09:03,801
Shut up, bitch! Ugh!
1065
01:09:06,163 --> 01:09:08,211
I'm not buying any of this.
1066
01:09:08,211 --> 01:09:10,345
You ask me, this guy's
getting his jollies.
1067
01:09:10,345 --> 01:09:11,725
Showing us blue movies.
1068
01:09:12,101 --> 01:09:14,100
I'm sorry, Mr. Kochinski,
1069
01:09:14,100 --> 01:09:15,659
Do you have something to share
with the group?
1070
01:09:15,659 --> 01:09:17,280
Huh, no.
1071
01:09:17,603 --> 01:09:19,600
We're very interested to hear
what you have to say.
1072
01:09:21,378 --> 01:09:22,693
Look, it's just...
1073
01:09:23,551 --> 01:09:25,644
One puff,
and the girl goes wacky?
1074
01:09:26,242 --> 01:09:28,317
It's kind of Far-Fetched.
That's all I'm saying.
1075
01:09:28,317 --> 01:09:31,605
Not according to
Mr. William Randolph Hearst.
1076
01:09:34,882 --> 01:09:37,918
A recent edition of
his San Francisco Examiner
1077
01:09:37,918 --> 01:09:41,917
Tells us that "3/4
of the crimes of violence
1078
01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:44,815
in this country today
are committed by dope slaves."
1079
01:09:44,815 --> 01:09:47,195
That is a matter of cold record.
1080
01:09:47,195 --> 01:09:49,032
Well, you can't believe
everything you read.
1081
01:09:49,032 --> 01:09:50,829
And that don't make me a commie!
1082
01:09:50,829 --> 01:09:52,263
Mr. Hearst is
a very wealthy man
1083
01:09:52,263 --> 01:09:53,587
who attended
Harvard Uuniversity.
1084
01:09:53,587 --> 01:09:54,903
Where did you matriculate?
1085
01:09:56,789 --> 01:09:58,965
"Ma-tric-u-late"?
1086
01:10:00,846 --> 01:10:03,895
It means,
where did you go to college?
1087
01:10:08,235 --> 01:10:08,993
I didn't.
1088
01:10:12,481 --> 01:10:12,977
I see.
1089
01:10:14,965 --> 01:10:17,678
Well, regardless, Mr. Kochinski,
1090
01:10:17,678 --> 01:10:19,639
I'm sure everyone here
takes your opinions.
1091
01:10:19,639 --> 01:10:20,653
Very seriously.
1092
01:10:20,653 --> 01:10:22,655
Given the extremity
of your views,
1093
01:10:22,655 --> 01:10:24,914
It would be unpatriotic not to.
1094
01:10:32,864 --> 01:10:33,751
Mary?!
1095
01:10:34,273 --> 01:10:35,118
Jimmy.
1096
01:10:35,935 --> 01:10:38,362
Kid, it's not what it looks like.
1097
01:10:38,475 --> 01:10:40,866
Huhrrrr...
1098
01:10:59,918 --> 01:11:01,084
Holy socks!
1099
01:11:02,564 --> 01:11:03,386
Billy, don't go.
1100
01:11:03,910 --> 01:11:05,335
Don't you want to learn
to dance?
1101
01:11:06,154 --> 01:11:09,329
Ah, eh, ah, oh!
1102
01:11:11,233 --> 01:11:13,799
He's... killing... me!
1103
01:11:24,189 --> 01:11:24,693
Oh!
1104
01:11:27,293 --> 01:11:29,983
Jeez, that stupid
little weed freak.
1105
01:11:29,983 --> 01:11:31,618
Is everybody okay?!
1106
01:11:31,618 --> 01:11:34,856
I think I've been shot.
1107
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:39,798
She fell down!
1108
01:11:42,018 --> 01:11:44,940
Mae, get me some smelling salts.
1109
01:11:48,976 --> 01:11:51,465
All right, you two blow.
Don't talk to nobody.
1110
01:11:51,465 --> 01:11:52,538
I will handle this.
1111
01:11:54,330 --> 01:11:55,036
Go!
1112
01:12:02,963 --> 01:12:04,212
Give me that.
1113
01:12:29,773 --> 01:12:30,666
Mary?
1114
01:12:32,767 --> 01:12:33,592
Mary.
1115
01:12:34,829 --> 01:12:35,789
What - What happened?
1116
01:12:35,789 --> 01:12:37,426
You shot her dead, kid.
1117
01:12:37,426 --> 01:12:38,260
Jack, no.
1118
01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:42,429
Jimmy, I don't feel so good.
1119
01:12:43,085 --> 01:12:45,600
Shh. It's - It's gonna be okay.
1120
01:12:45,825 --> 01:12:46,557
I promise.
1121
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:49,220
I feel so cold.
1122
01:12:55,106 --> 01:12:55,979
Give me the ring!
1123
01:12:56,610 --> 01:12:58,116
Well, looky here.
1124
01:12:58,810 --> 01:13:01,783
Casper Milky-Toast
is givin' me orders.
1125
01:13:02,325 --> 01:13:03,243
I shot Mary.
1126
01:13:03,691 --> 01:13:05,278
What makes you think
I won't shoot you?
1127
01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:25,797
Oh, Jimmy... your school ring...
1128
01:13:25,797 --> 01:13:29,488
Oh, it glitters, like a star.
1129
01:13:33,263 --> 01:13:39,045
♪ We are just like
Romeo and Juliet ♪
1130
01:13:39,045 --> 01:13:42,347
♪ We're happy, young, and... ♪
1131
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:49,122
♪ Hemorrhaging blood ♪
1132
01:13:49,122 --> 01:13:53,211
♪ Did you get to read the ending? ♪
1133
01:13:53,211 --> 01:13:55,202
♪ Was it perfect? ♪
1134
01:13:55,202 --> 01:14:00,112
♪ Did they love until they got old? ♪
1135
01:14:08,275 --> 01:14:09,093
It was beautiful.
1136
01:14:09,093 --> 01:14:10,782
They grew up,
1137
01:14:10,782 --> 01:14:12,888
And everyone they knew
came to the wedding.
1138
01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:15,528
Did they have babies?
1139
01:14:15,528 --> 01:14:18,471
Yeah... six of them.
1140
01:14:18,540 --> 01:14:19,621
That's good.
1141
01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:21,689
I love babies.
1142
01:14:29,185 --> 01:14:31,179
♪ It makes me happy ♪
1143
01:14:31,179 --> 01:14:35,462
♪ Knowing that we loved
like Romeo and... ♪
1144
01:14:41,994 --> 01:14:43,160
Juliet.
1145
01:14:45,124 --> 01:14:48,621
Mary, how could I have shot you?
1146
01:14:56,980 --> 01:14:57,762
Coppers.
1147
01:14:58,420 --> 01:15:01,146
Jimmy, out the back. Hurry!
1148
01:15:01,169 --> 01:15:03,293
No, Mae, I pulled the trigger.
1149
01:15:03,293 --> 01:15:04,168
I have to face my punishment.
1150
01:15:04,168 --> 01:15:07,028
Don't you get it?
Jack was holding the gun.
1151
01:15:07,028 --> 01:15:08,724
He's planning to frame you.
1152
01:15:10,016 --> 01:15:11,242
Nobody move!
1153
01:15:11,242 --> 01:15:12,957
Officer, thank god.
1154
01:15:12,957 --> 01:15:15,034
This kid burst in here
with a gun.
1155
01:15:15,034 --> 01:15:17,551
And started shooting -
Shooting and laughing!
1156
01:15:17,551 --> 01:15:20,852
I think he might have been
smoking that... reefer!
1157
01:15:20,852 --> 01:15:23,166
Just like you read about
in the papers.
1158
01:15:25,695 --> 01:15:28,024
No, that's a lie!
1159
01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:30,020
Tell them what
really happened, Mae.
1160
01:15:31,668 --> 01:15:32,792
Ma'am, do you have anything
to say?
1161
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,572
Well, I...
1162
01:15:36,348 --> 01:15:37,367
Jimmy, I...
1163
01:15:38,688 --> 01:15:39,123
Oh.
1164
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,028
Officer, I...
1165
01:15:41,823 --> 01:15:43,029
Mae, please!
1166
01:15:52,535 --> 01:15:53,195
No.
1167
01:15:55,678 --> 01:15:57,205
The kid burst in shooting...
1168
01:15:57,847 --> 01:16:00,277
Just like the man said.
1169
01:16:02,114 --> 01:16:05,799
Mae... no!
1170
01:16:05,973 --> 01:16:07,328
Kid's gonna burn for this.
1171
01:16:08,449 --> 01:16:10,584
Pity - Attractive girl.
1172
01:16:30,076 --> 01:16:31,997
After a swift trial,
1173
01:16:31,997 --> 01:16:34,917
James Fenimore Harper
was found guilty
1174
01:16:34,917 --> 01:16:36,856
of the murder of Mary Lane.
1175
01:16:36,948 --> 01:16:38,700
And sentenced to death row.
1176
01:16:39,001 --> 01:16:40,497
In his thought-Provoking book,
1177
01:16:40,497 --> 01:16:42,941
"Marijuana, Weed of Madness,"
1178
01:16:42,941 --> 01:16:46,560
Earle Albert Rowell explains
How marijuana causes prison inmates.
1179
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:48,866
"To fall desperately in love
with each other...
1180
01:16:48,866 --> 01:16:52,661
Just as they would with women
outside prison walls."
1181
01:17:04,212 --> 01:17:06,519
♪ Hello, Mr. and Mrs. America
and all the ships at sea. ♪
1182
01:17:06,519 --> 01:17:07,703
♪ Let's go to press. Flash! ♪
1183
01:17:07,965 --> 01:17:09,844
♪ Tonight, Jimmy
"The Cannabis Killer" Harper ♪
1184
01:17:09,844 --> 01:17:11,554
♪ walks the last mile
to the electric chair, ♪
1185
01:17:11,554 --> 01:17:13,405
♪ Convicted of murder
while under the influence ♪
1186
01:17:13,405 --> 01:17:15,459
♪ of the new drug menace,
Marijuana. ♪
1187
01:17:16,872 --> 01:17:18,968
Shut up. Shut up!
1188
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,765
We can't just let Jimmy die.
1189
01:17:20,765 --> 01:17:22,586
Shut up! Shut up!
1190
01:17:22,586 --> 01:17:24,229
Look, the kid's
yesterday's headlines,
1191
01:17:24,229 --> 01:17:25,625
And there's nothing
we can do about it.
1192
01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:27,830
When's Jack bringing
some new boys home?
1193
01:17:27,830 --> 01:17:30,326
Shut up! Shut up!
1194
01:17:30,326 --> 01:17:33,230
You shut up!
What are you, nuts?
1195
01:17:33,230 --> 01:17:37,851
I'm... fine.
1196
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:43,221
Perfectly in control.
1197
01:17:53,776 --> 01:17:56,384
♪ Remember me, Ralph?
I'm about to fry ♪
1198
01:17:56,384 --> 01:17:57,109
Shut up!
1199
01:17:57,109 --> 01:17:58,933
♪ While you and your friends
stand idly by ♪
1200
01:17:58,933 --> 01:18:01,727
- ♪ My life is now a ticking bomb ♪
- Shut up!
1201
01:18:01,743 --> 01:18:04,039
♪ I'm gonna miss
my senior prom ♪
1202
01:18:04,039 --> 01:18:05,170
Shut up! Shut up!
1203
01:18:05,170 --> 01:18:07,204
♪ You murdered me, Ralph ♪
1204
01:18:07,204 --> 01:18:07,880
Shut up!
1205
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:09,319
- ♪ Murdered me
- Murdered you ♪
1206
01:18:09,319 --> 01:18:10,605
- ♪ Murdered me
- Murdered him ♪
1207
01:18:12,114 --> 01:18:13,401
Everything okay up there?
1208
01:18:13,401 --> 01:18:15,992
It's the kid!
He's in the toilet!
1209
01:18:15,992 --> 01:18:17,562
Just flush him, Ralph.
1210
01:18:19,657 --> 01:18:21,349
Aaah!
1211
01:18:23,714 --> 01:18:24,710
Whoa.
1212
01:18:26,942 --> 01:18:28,832
You better cool off
on the muggles, there.
1213
01:18:28,832 --> 01:18:30,753
Just a little hungry.
That's all.
1214
01:18:38,856 --> 01:18:41,568
♪ Remember me, Ralph
I've been sent to Hell ♪
1215
01:18:41,568 --> 01:18:44,363
♪ A pubescent edition of Jezebel ♪
1216
01:18:44,363 --> 01:18:46,845
♪ It hurts a lot to bend ♪
1217
01:18:46,845 --> 01:18:49,184
♪ But at least
I've made a friend ♪
1218
01:18:49,184 --> 01:18:49,946
Shut up!
1219
01:18:49,946 --> 01:18:52,589
♪ You murdered her, Ralph ♪
1220
01:18:52,589 --> 01:18:53,441
♪ Murdered me ♪
1221
01:18:53,441 --> 01:18:55,105
- ♪ Murdered you
- Murdered me ♪
1222
01:18:55,105 --> 01:18:56,020
♪ Murdered them ♪
1223
01:19:00,376 --> 01:19:01,006
What's eating him?
1224
01:19:01,793 --> 01:19:04,439
Jack, I saw Satan! And the kid!
1225
01:19:04,439 --> 01:19:06,368
And Satan! And the girl!
And Satan!
1226
01:19:06,368 --> 01:19:08,183
That mug's wound up
like an 8-Day clock.
1227
01:19:08,183 --> 01:19:09,563
One too many giggle sticks.
1228
01:19:09,563 --> 01:19:11,453
You'd better put your flaps down
before you take off.
1229
01:19:11,453 --> 01:19:12,192
Go get some air.
1230
01:19:12,192 --> 01:19:15,068
No, Jack! Not out there, Jack!
1231
01:19:15,068 --> 01:19:16,820
No! No!
1232
01:19:16,820 --> 01:19:20,333
Jack! Jack!
1233
01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:30,921
Just a little too much weed.
That's all.
1234
01:19:30,921 --> 01:19:32,072
Aaaah!
1235
01:19:34,942 --> 01:19:36,703
Just an ordinary scarecrow.
1236
01:19:42,816 --> 01:19:44,433
Aaaah!
1237
01:19:47,391 --> 01:19:48,400
Aaah!
1238
01:19:49,081 --> 01:19:49,780
Aaah!
1239
01:19:52,063 --> 01:19:54,200
♪ Open the gate
and abandon hope ♪
1240
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,978
♪ With the ghosts of the kids
that got hooked on dope ♪
1241
01:19:56,978 --> 01:19:59,693
♪ Way down where it's hot ♪
1242
01:19:59,693 --> 01:20:02,531
♪ They are saving us a spot ♪
1243
01:20:02,531 --> 01:20:05,610
♪ You murdered them, Ralph ♪
1244
01:20:05,610 --> 01:20:08,362
♪ Murdered them,
murdered them ♪
1245
01:20:08,660 --> 01:20:12,883
Bad zombies! Shoo! Yah! Yah!
1246
01:20:13,530 --> 01:20:14,754
♪ He's losing it, Jack ♪
1247
01:20:14,754 --> 01:20:16,425
♪ Gee, you don't suppose ♪
1248
01:20:16,425 --> 01:20:19,201
♪ He's liable to crack
and spill all he knows ♪
1249
01:20:19,201 --> 01:20:22,100
- ♪ He's really
- Acting weird? ♪
1250
01:20:22,100 --> 01:20:24,804
♪ Perhaps it's time he disappeared ♪
1251
01:20:24,804 --> 01:20:27,132
♪ He'd never be missed ♪
1252
01:20:27,132 --> 01:20:27,958
♪ I could ♪
1253
01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:30,562
♪ Murder him, murder him ♪
1254
01:20:30,562 --> 01:20:32,465
Jack, no! You fire
that bean-shooter,
1255
01:20:32,465 --> 01:20:33,795
You'll have the police
right back here.
1256
01:20:33,795 --> 01:20:36,915
All right, we'll play it
your way... for now.
1257
01:20:37,491 --> 01:20:38,286
Aah!
1258
01:20:38,286 --> 01:20:39,432
He bit me!
1259
01:20:39,432 --> 01:20:43,614
Jack, I got me
the munchies real bad.
1260
01:20:43,614 --> 01:20:46,312
He's giving me
the creepin' Heebie-Jeebies!
1261
01:20:46,312 --> 01:20:48,656
Come on, let's go
get Ralph a bite.
1262
01:20:48,656 --> 01:20:51,289
He's liable to wake the
neighbors with that racket.
1263
01:20:51,289 --> 01:20:54,059
You stay. Keep an eye on him.
1264
01:20:56,318 --> 01:20:58,434
I don't like the way
he's looking at me.
1265
01:21:01,406 --> 01:21:03,041
Shake a leg with that grub!
1266
01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:06,901
Leg... grub...
1267
01:21:06,901 --> 01:21:14,079
Aaaah!
Aaaaaaaaah!
1268
01:21:22,641 --> 01:21:23,826
Yoo-Hoo, Ralph!
1269
01:21:23,826 --> 01:21:25,819
We have Take-Away
from Dim Foo's!
1270
01:21:25,819 --> 01:21:27,871
Sally? Ralph?
1271
01:21:27,871 --> 01:21:29,054
Where'd they go?
1272
01:21:29,398 --> 01:21:31,137
They'd best not
have skipped town.
1273
01:21:31,137 --> 01:21:32,809
Sally! Ralph!
1274
01:21:37,564 --> 01:21:39,009
Yah!
1275
01:21:39,009 --> 01:21:41,713
Aah! Aaah!
1276
01:21:48,936 --> 01:21:49,474
Blumsack.
1277
01:21:56,203 --> 01:21:57,642
Aww.
1278
01:22:11,762 --> 01:22:14,224
♪ I found me a snack,
it was nice and fresh ♪
1279
01:22:14,290 --> 01:22:17,040
♪ The weed made him hungry
for human flesh ♪
1280
01:22:17,105 --> 01:22:19,056
♪ Step away, you mug ♪
1281
01:22:19,090 --> 01:22:22,481
♪ 'Cause that's a brand-new
persian rug ♪
1282
01:22:22,545 --> 01:22:25,393
♪ He's not gonna stop ♪
1283
01:22:25,457 --> 01:22:28,081
♪ Murder him, murder him
murder him, murder him ♪
1284
01:22:28,146 --> 01:22:29,584
Hah!
1285
01:22:44,370 --> 01:22:46,000
Yah!
1286
01:22:46,066 --> 01:22:47,345
Oh!
1287
01:23:15,505 --> 01:23:18,608
Ralph...
1288
01:23:54,491 --> 01:23:57,441
Ha ha!
1289
01:24:01,810 --> 01:24:06,032
Oh, God. Oh, God.
1290
01:24:06,098 --> 01:24:09,040
Mae! Don't get queer
on me, now.
1291
01:24:18,097 --> 01:24:19,024
Ow.
1292
01:24:20,378 --> 01:24:22,361
Damn body.
1293
01:24:31,975 --> 01:24:34,301
♪ Open the gate
and abandon hope ♪
1294
01:24:34,301 --> 01:24:37,030
♪ With the ghosts of the kids
that got hooked on dope ♪
1295
01:24:37,170 --> 01:24:39,345
♪ Now I see them, Jack ♪
1296
01:24:39,409 --> 01:24:42,257
♪ And they all want
their childhoods back ♪
1297
01:24:42,322 --> 01:24:45,392
♪ We murdered them, Jack ♪
1298
01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:49,041
♪ Murdered them,
murdered them ♪
1299
01:24:49,106 --> 01:24:51,408
♪ Open the gate
and abandon hope ♪
1300
01:24:51,473 --> 01:24:54,737
♪ With the ghosts of the kids that
got hooked on dope ♪ - Pull it together!
1301
01:24:54,802 --> 01:24:56,529
- ♪ Now I see them, Jack?
- Don't flip your skirt ♪
1302
01:24:56,594 --> 01:24:58,801
♪ You do the things you gotta do ♪
1303
01:24:58,865 --> 01:25:02,097
- ♪ In this dog-Eat-Dog-Eat-Dog world
- They all want their childhoods back ♪
1304
01:25:02,161 --> 01:25:05,649
♪ We murdered them, Jack! ♪
1305
01:25:05,713 --> 01:25:07,313
- ♪ So you murder them
- Survival of the fittest! ♪
1306
01:25:07,377 --> 01:25:09,617
- ♪ Before they murder you
- Murdered them ♪
1307
01:25:09,681 --> 01:25:11,473
- ♪ Murder, murder, murder
- Murdered them! The winner is ♪
1308
01:25:11,537 --> 01:25:13,840
- ♪ Murder, murder, murder
- The last one left ♪
1309
01:25:13,906 --> 01:25:20,208
- ♪ Aahhhhh
- Aliiiiiiiiiiiiive! ♪
1310
01:25:36,890 --> 01:25:39,672
Well, on the bright side,
1311
01:25:39,737 --> 01:25:43,481
It looks like we finally got
the place to ourselves.
1312
01:25:46,619 --> 01:25:48,762
Ralph and Sally.
1313
01:25:48,826 --> 01:25:52,121
And little... What's-Her-Name
are dead!
1314
01:25:52,187 --> 01:25:54,041
Jimmy's on his way
to the electric chair,
1315
01:25:54,107 --> 01:25:55,866
And you couldn't care less!
1316
01:25:56,723 --> 01:25:59,211
I may be a monster,
but you, Jack...
1317
01:26:00,067 --> 01:26:01,634
You're the devil!
1318
01:26:03,770 --> 01:26:07,289
So long as I'm
the number-one guy.
1319
01:26:09,466 --> 01:26:11,226
♪ The kid's a goner ♪
1320
01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:15,228
♪ They're gonna make him pay ♪
1321
01:26:15,228 --> 01:26:16,830
♪ For the stuff ♪
1322
01:26:16,830 --> 01:26:19,837
Here. Simmer down, will ya?
1323
01:26:20,314 --> 01:26:23,257
♪ I've seen my honor ♪
1324
01:26:23,322 --> 01:26:26,809
♪ Rolled up and burnt away ♪
1325
01:26:26,874 --> 01:26:29,337
♪ With the stuff ♪
1326
01:26:29,402 --> 01:26:31,577
♪ Well, it's gotta stop ♪
1327
01:26:31,643 --> 01:26:33,562
Let go of me!
1328
01:26:33,627 --> 01:26:35,065
What? I'm trying
to comfort you here.
1329
01:26:35,131 --> 01:26:37,689
I said, let go!
1330
01:26:37,754 --> 01:26:40,985
♪ I should show him the door ♪
1331
01:26:41,050 --> 01:26:43,705
♪ He treats me like a whore ♪
1332
01:26:43,771 --> 01:26:46,746
♪ I don't need Jack no more ♪
1333
01:26:46,810 --> 01:26:50,169
♪ Or the stuff ♪
1334
01:26:53,498 --> 01:26:54,883
You dumb slut!
1335
01:26:54,883 --> 01:26:57,737
That was half a jay of good
mooter you just wasted.
1336
01:26:58,279 --> 01:27:00,516
I know.
1337
01:27:05,126 --> 01:27:07,954
Hey, what do you think
you're doing
1338
01:27:07,954 --> 01:27:09,020
With that garden hoe?
1339
01:27:09,574 --> 01:27:14,788
Taking care of a big, fat weed.
1340
01:27:15,941 --> 01:27:17,892
Oh, that's it.
1341
01:27:19,781 --> 01:27:21,220
Say "Goodnight," Gracie.
1342
01:27:26,981 --> 01:27:29,285
Goodnight, Gracie.
1343
01:27:31,366 --> 01:27:32,005
Oh!
1344
01:27:32,069 --> 01:27:33,796
♪ So, this is it, Jack ♪
1345
01:27:33,861 --> 01:27:37,157
♪ Last night of Ballyhoo ♪
1346
01:27:37,222 --> 01:27:38,341
♪ For the stuff ♪
1347
01:27:38,405 --> 01:27:40,709
Get away from me,
you crazy skirt!
1348
01:27:40,773 --> 01:27:43,445
♪ This one's for Ralph, Jack ♪
1349
01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:46,117
♪ Here's one for Sally, too ♪
1350
01:27:46,181 --> 01:27:47,269
♪ Had enough? ♪
1351
01:27:47,334 --> 01:27:49,573
♪ Yeah, you're not so tough ♪
1352
01:27:56,902 --> 01:27:59,653
♪ You once had all the brains ♪
1353
01:27:59,717 --> 01:28:03,205
♪ Now they're just carpet stains ♪
1354
01:28:03,269 --> 01:28:07,877
♪ You're in no shape to fight ♪
1355
01:28:07,941 --> 01:28:13,029
♪ My bid to make things right ♪
1356
01:28:13,413 --> 01:28:16,389
♪ 'Cause there's blood upon your necktie ♪
1357
01:28:16,454 --> 01:28:18,500
♪ Your corpus is delecti ♪
1358
01:28:18,565 --> 01:28:23,365
♪ And I have been delivered ♪
1359
01:28:23,429 --> 01:28:34,839
♪ From the stuuuuuuuff ♪
1360
01:28:41,126 --> 01:28:42,789
Ohh.
1361
01:28:42,854 --> 01:28:45,348
Good lord, man.
You've sent Thelma into shock!
1362
01:28:45,413 --> 01:28:46,853
Your wife's lack of fortitude.
1363
01:28:46,917 --> 01:28:48,485
Is no fault
of this presentation.
1364
01:28:48,550 --> 01:28:50,725
I daresay our hardy
pioneer women.
1365
01:28:50,789 --> 01:28:52,997
Would have shared a good laugh
at her expense.
1366
01:28:53,062 --> 01:28:55,275
So, what of Mae Coleman?
1367
01:28:58,795 --> 01:28:59,947
With jack out of the picture,
1368
01:28:59,947 --> 01:29:03,466
Mae was determined to rescue
the seemingly doomed Jimmy.
1369
01:29:03,532 --> 01:29:07,850
But fate was about to intervene
in a most dramatic fashion.
1370
01:29:37,099 --> 01:29:38,442
♪ And from my vantage point, ♪
1371
01:29:38,475 --> 01:29:40,171
♪ I see the
presidential motorcade ♪
1372
01:29:40,236 --> 01:29:41,546
♪ Turning onto Halford Street. ♪
1373
01:29:41,611 --> 01:29:42,890
♪ The crowd is going wild! ♪
1374
01:29:44,300 --> 01:29:46,987
Mr. President! Mr. President!
1375
01:29:47,051 --> 01:29:48,843
Mr. President!
1376
01:29:48,908 --> 01:29:50,090
I need to talk with you.
1377
01:29:50,155 --> 01:29:51,371
Step back, ma'am.
1378
01:29:51,435 --> 01:29:52,778
But... But...
1379
01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:56,617
Hyah!
1380
01:29:56,683 --> 01:29:58,762
It is a known scientific fact.
1381
01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:00,971
That when under the influence
of marijuana,
1382
01:30:01,036 --> 01:30:03,211
The user becomes
insatiably violent.
1383
01:30:03,275 --> 01:30:06,379
And capable of staggering feats
of strength.
1384
01:30:06,444 --> 01:30:08,651
Unfortunately for Mae Coleman...
1385
01:30:10,762 --> 01:30:14,059
She was no longer
under the influence.
1386
01:30:14,124 --> 01:30:15,146
Ugh!
1387
01:30:15,211 --> 01:30:18,154
Oop! Aah. Mmmph.
1388
01:30:18,219 --> 01:30:20,714
Oh.
1389
01:30:23,069 --> 01:30:26,428
I'm... so terribly sorry.
1390
01:30:25,036 --> 01:30:27,114
I don't know what came over me.
1391
01:30:27,179 --> 01:30:28,458
Please, help me up.
1392
01:30:29,483 --> 01:30:30,059
Hyah!
1393
01:30:31,371 --> 01:30:32,618
Mr. President!
1394
01:30:32,683 --> 01:30:34,923
An innocent boy
is about to be executed!
1395
01:30:34,988 --> 01:30:37,131
Listen to me, please!
1396
01:30:41,622 --> 01:30:43,273
Hold on, boys!
1397
01:30:43,273 --> 01:30:45,416
I, for one, would like to hear
1398
01:30:45,419 --> 01:30:48,042
What the blood-spattered
young lady has to say.
1399
01:31:00,204 --> 01:31:02,570
James Fenimore Harper,
1400
01:31:02,635 --> 01:31:07,275
You have been convicted
of the murder of Mary Lane.
1401
01:31:07,339 --> 01:31:11,242
And sentenced to death
by electrocution.
1402
01:31:11,307 --> 01:31:16,490
In accordance with the laws
of this great state.
1403
01:31:16,555 --> 01:31:18,187
Any last words?
1404
01:31:18,252 --> 01:31:20,011
Huh...
1405
01:31:20,076 --> 01:31:20,970
Well-Put.
1406
01:31:21,035 --> 01:31:22,154
Pull the switch.
1407
01:31:29,068 --> 01:31:31,146
Stop the execution!
1408
01:31:32,011 --> 01:31:34,347
We have a presidential pardon!
1409
01:31:37,675 --> 01:31:40,842
Mae, am I ever glad to see you!
1410
01:31:40,907 --> 01:31:42,282
And you, too, Mr. President.
1411
01:31:42,347 --> 01:31:43,498
Ha ha ha!
1412
01:31:43,563 --> 01:31:46,026
I knew you wouldn't let me die!
1413
01:31:46,091 --> 01:31:47,370
Though I was kind of hoping.
1414
01:31:47,436 --> 01:31:49,226
You wouldn't cut it
quite so close.
1415
01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:50,890
I'm sorry, kid.
1416
01:31:50,955 --> 01:31:53,547
But now we're gonna be okay!
1417
01:31:53,612 --> 01:31:56,587
So, Jimmy,
I've heard a lot about you.
1418
01:31:56,651 --> 01:31:59,338
Oh, and we've read about you
in school, Mr. President.
1419
01:31:59,403 --> 01:32:01,642
Thank you so much for coming!
1420
01:32:01,707 --> 01:32:05,675
I promise never to touch
the reefer again.
1421
01:32:05,740 --> 01:32:08,586
Oh, that is simply grand.
1422
01:32:08,652 --> 01:32:12,202
You know, a little orphan girl
once told me
1423
01:32:12,267 --> 01:32:14,910
That the sun would come out
tomorrow.
1424
01:32:14,910 --> 01:32:18,026
Her adopted father was
a powerful billionaire,
1425
01:32:18,026 --> 01:32:20,965
So I suppressed the urge
to laugh in her face.
1426
01:32:20,965 --> 01:32:24,901
But now, I think she might have
been on to something!
1427
01:32:32,030 --> 01:32:35,751
♪ The tragic victim of drug abuse ♪
1428
01:32:35,751 --> 01:32:40,215
♪ Has now been spared for a higher use ♪
1429
01:32:40,215 --> 01:32:43,901
♪ They were ready to cook my goose ♪
1430
01:32:43,901 --> 01:32:47,988
♪ But God had other plans ♪
1431
01:32:47,988 --> 01:32:50,106
He works in mysterious ways, Jimmy.
1432
01:32:50,776 --> 01:32:54,385
♪ I feel like something inside has stirred ♪
1433
01:32:54,673 --> 01:32:59,497
♪ At long, long last may the truth be heard ♪
1434
01:32:59,497 --> 01:33:02,913
Go forth, Jimmy, and spread the word!
1435
01:33:02,913 --> 01:33:08,783
- ♪ From sea to shining sea ♪
- You have been set free
1436
01:33:08,783 --> 01:33:13,996
Free to tell the truth about
the wisdom we have learned
1437
01:33:13,996 --> 01:33:17,990
♪ Gonna tell 'em the truth, truth, truth
Ev'rybody gotta know, oh, oh ♪
1438
01:33:18,209 --> 01:33:21,759
♪ All about the demon weed
How it grows from a demon seed ♪
1439
01:33:21,759 --> 01:33:22,417
Indeed!
1440
01:33:22,417 --> 01:33:26,013
♪ That pungent smoke will rot your brain
Till you're incurably insane ♪
1441
01:33:26,013 --> 01:33:30,129
♪ Trust us to tell them
About the Thuth ♪
1442
01:33:30,129 --> 01:33:32,862
♪ Gonna tell 'em the truth, truth, truth
Ev'rybody gotta know, oh, oh ♪
1443
01:33:32,862 --> 01:33:36,222
♪ With voices raised in song
We're banishing the bong! ♪
1444
01:33:36,232 --> 01:33:36,992
So long!
1445
01:33:36,992 --> 01:33:40,630
♪ Our children teeter on the brink
We need to teach them what to think ♪
1446
01:33:40,630 --> 01:33:44,708
♪ Trust us to tell them about the truth ♪
1447
01:33:46,208 --> 01:33:52,974
♪ We've got to capture the nation's ear
Spread the word 'cross the hemisphere ♪
1448
01:33:52,974 --> 01:33:57,010
♪ But there are only four people here ♪
1449
01:33:57,010 --> 01:33:59,707
♪ And one of us is lame! ♪
1450
01:33:59,707 --> 01:34:01,819
Not to worry, Jimmy!
1451
01:34:01,819 --> 01:34:09,601
♪ We'll use the papers of Mr. Hearst
Flood the airwaves until they burst ♪
1452
01:34:09,588 --> 01:34:16,953
- ♪ With catchy slogans we've all rehearsed
- And iconography! ♪
1453
01:34:16,953 --> 01:34:18,683
♪ It's Uncle Sam... ♪
1454
01:34:18,683 --> 01:34:20,582
♪ George Washington... ♪
1455
01:34:20,582 --> 01:34:27,614
♪ And Lady Liberty! ♪
1456
01:34:27,621 --> 01:34:31,354
♪ Gonna tell 'em the truth, truth, truth
Ev'rybody gotta know, oh, oh ♪
1457
01:34:31,354 --> 01:34:34,644
♪ Just who to demonize
What politics to despise ♪
1458
01:34:34,644 --> 01:34:35,384
Get wise!
1459
01:34:35,384 --> 01:34:39,168
♪ We're taking down the fingerprints of
Jazz musicians and immigrants ♪
1460
01:34:39,168 --> 01:34:44,033
♪ Trust us to tell you, Gonna tell 'em
The truth, truth, truth ♪
1461
01:34:44,033 --> 01:34:45,898
♪ Ev'rybody gotta know, oh, oh ♪
1462
01:34:45,898 --> 01:34:49,301
- ♪ The A-B-C's of spin
- And turning your neighbors in ♪
1463
01:34:49,422 --> 01:34:49,976
Or kin!
1464
01:34:49,976 --> 01:34:53,703
- ♪ It's all comes down to apple pie
- George Washington would never lie ♪
1465
01:34:53,703 --> 01:34:58,646
♪ Trust us to tell you, Gonna tell 'em
The truth, truth, truth ♪
1466
01:34:58,683 --> 01:35:00,471
♪ Ev'rybody gotta know, oh, oh ♪
1467
01:35:00,471 --> 01:35:04,033
♪ Let ev'ry sir an ma'am
Obey their Uncle Sam ♪
1468
01:35:04,033 --> 01:35:04,356
Hot damn!
1469
01:35:04,356 --> 01:35:08,411
- ♪ That famous finger's set to point:
- I want you to drop that joint! ♪
1470
01:35:08,411 --> 01:35:13,289
♪ Trust us to tell you, gonna tell 'em
The truth, truth, truth ♪
1471
01:35:13,289 --> 01:35:15,244
- ♪ Ev'rybody gotta know, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Give me your tired ♪
1472
01:35:15,262 --> 01:35:20,394
♪ Give me your poor
Give me your huddled masses ♪
1473
01:35:20,394 --> 01:35:23,013
♪ Yearning to breathe free
of reefer smoke! ♪
1474
01:35:23,013 --> 01:35:28,201
♪ Freedom! Freedom!
Freedom! ♪
1475
01:35:58,685 --> 01:36:02,517
- Yeah, Yes!
- No, no!
1476
01:36:30,039 --> 01:36:33,413
♪ I Love You, Romeo ♪
1477
01:36:33,413 --> 01:36:37,240
- ♪ Please, wait for me, Juliet
- Okay. ♪
1478
01:36:37,452 --> 01:36:41,327
♪ One day I'll get cancer
or hit by a train ♪
1479
01:36:41,327 --> 01:36:47,386
♪ And we'll be reunited in heaven ♪
1480
01:37:31,021 --> 01:37:38,147
♪ It's time for parents to take a stand
For the preservation of our sweet land ♪
1481
01:37:38,147 --> 01:37:42,025
♪ 'Till the things that scare us
are burned or banned ♪
1482
01:37:42,025 --> 01:37:45,257
♪ Or smashed to smithereens! ♪
1483
01:38:00,776 --> 01:38:07,908
♪ And once the reefer has been destroyed
We'll start on Darwin and Sigmund Freud ♪
1484
01:38:07,908 --> 01:38:14,809
♪ And sex depicted on celluloid
And communists and queens ♪
1485
01:38:15,163 --> 01:38:19,151
♪ When danger's near, exploit their fear ♪
1486
01:38:19,151 --> 01:38:27,115
♪ The end will justify the means! ♪
1487
01:38:50,850 --> 01:38:55,898
♪ Creeping like a communist,
it's knocking at our doors ♪
1488
01:38:55,898 --> 01:39:01,145
♪ Turning all our children
into hooligans and whores ♪
1489
01:39:01,145 --> 01:39:06,604
♪ Voraciously devouring
the way things are today ♪
1490
01:39:06,604 --> 01:39:09,838
♪ Savagely deflowering
the good old USA ♪
1491
01:39:09,838 --> 01:39:11,668
♪ It's reefer madness ♪
1492
01:39:11,668 --> 01:39:12,983
♪ Reefer madness ♪
1493
01:39:12,983 --> 01:39:15,394
♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
1494
01:39:15,394 --> 01:39:17,984
♪ Oh, so mad ♪
1495
01:39:17,984 --> 01:39:18,979
♪ See the kids ♪
1496
01:39:18,979 --> 01:39:21,418
♪ Precious kids ♪
1497
01:39:21,418 --> 01:39:23,469
♪ Yes, their heads
are on the chopping block ♪
1498
01:39:23,469 --> 01:39:27,615
♪ And someone's got to dare
to take a stand ♪
1499
01:39:27,615 --> 01:39:30,527
♪ Can't ignore anymore ♪
1500
01:39:30,527 --> 01:39:32,244
♪ It could be
your son or daughter ♪
1501
01:39:32,244 --> 01:39:35,869
♪ With a deadly stick of reefer
in the hand ♪
1502
01:39:36,569 --> 01:39:37,992
♪ They're heading straight for ♪
1503
01:39:37,992 --> 01:39:42,893
♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
1504
01:39:42,893 --> 01:39:45,402
♪ Oh, so mad ♪
1505
01:39:45,402 --> 01:39:49,909
♪ Stealthy as a socialist,
it slithers up our shores ♪
1506
01:39:49,909 --> 01:39:55,103
♪ Turning all our children
into hooligans and whores ♪
1507
01:39:55,103 --> 01:39:56,863
♪ This smoking bowl of evil ♪
1508
01:39:56,863 --> 01:39:59,419
♪ Bears the choking stench
of sin ♪
1509
01:39:59,419 --> 01:40:03,934
♪ It burrows like a weevil
under tender christian skin ♪
1510
01:40:04,260 --> 01:40:05,020
♪ This ♪
1511
01:40:05,020 --> 01:40:09,595
♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
1512
01:40:09,757 --> 01:40:12,352
♪ Oh, so mad ♪
1513
01:40:12,352 --> 01:40:15,550
♪ Pull the wool
from your eyes ♪
1514
01:40:15,550 --> 01:40:17,769
♪ We're in need
of righteous soldiers ♪
1515
01:40:17,769 --> 01:40:21,202
♪ For this merry wonder
has to be destroyed ♪
1516
01:40:23,086 --> 01:40:24,944
♪ Fight the urge
of this scourge ♪
1517
01:40:24,944 --> 01:40:26,502
♪ It's destructive
but seductive ♪
1518
01:40:26,502 --> 01:40:30,922
♪ So some drastic measures
have to be employed ♪
1519
01:40:30,922 --> 01:40:32,403
♪ To put an end to ♪
1520
01:40:32,403 --> 01:40:37,355
♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
1521
01:40:37,355 --> 01:40:39,895
♪ Oh, so mad ♪
1522
01:40:39,895 --> 01:40:44,582
♪ Deadly as the democrats
that empty out our stores ♪
1523
01:40:44,582 --> 01:40:49,511
♪ Turning all our children
into hooligans and whores ♪
1524
01:40:49,511 --> 01:40:54,018
♪ Teenagers across the land
are glazed and oversexed ♪
1525
01:40:54,018 --> 01:40:58,640
♪ If you fail to draw the line,
your babies will be next ♪
1526
01:40:59,464 --> 01:41:04,279
♪ Reefer madness,
reefer madness ♪
1527
01:41:04,279 --> 01:41:06,708
♪ Oh, so mad ♪
1528
01:41:06,708 --> 01:41:07,881
♪ Tell your children! ♪
1529
01:41:07,881 --> 01:41:09,108
♪ Reefer madness ♪
1530
01:41:09,108 --> 01:41:10,405
♪ Fight the menace! ♪
1531
01:41:10,405 --> 01:41:11,594
♪ Reefer madness ♪
1532
01:41:11,594 --> 01:41:12,889
♪ Kill the Devil! ♪
1533
01:41:12,889 --> 01:41:14,045
♪ Reefer madness ♪
1534
01:41:14,045 --> 01:41:15,268
♪ Save the country! ♪
1535
01:41:15,268 --> 01:41:16,614
♪ Reefer madness ♪
1536
01:41:16,614 --> 01:41:18,987
♪ Madness, madness,
madness, madness ♪
1537
01:41:18,987 --> 01:41:21,403
♪ Reefers made us
crazy, barking ♪
1538
01:41:22,658 --> 01:41:27,101
♪ Mad! ♪
1539
01:41:37,124 --> 01:41:40,610
♪ Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane ♪
1540
01:41:40,610 --> 01:41:44,489
♪ Will help you sing a new refrain ♪
1541
01:41:44,489 --> 01:41:48,052
♪ With you beside, we'll start again ♪
1542
01:41:48,052 --> 01:41:50,312
♪ Just me and Mary ♪
1543
01:41:50,312 --> 01:41:56,050
- ♪ You and Mary
- Me and Mary Lane ♪
1544
01:41:56,050 --> 01:41:58,889
♪ When life becomes a rollercoaster ♪
1545
01:41:58,889 --> 01:42:03,591
♪ And I can't keep my footing ♪
1546
01:42:03,591 --> 01:42:05,582
♪ I'll love you completely ♪
1547
01:42:05,582 --> 01:42:07,671
♪ Steady me sweetly ♪
1548
01:42:07,671 --> 01:42:11,520
♪ You're sweet as Shirley Temple
dipped in pudding ♪
1549
01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:15,175
- ♪ Sweet as Shirley Temple pudding ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, Mary Lane, Yeah, yeah! ♪
1550
01:42:15,175 --> 01:42:18,919
- ♪ Mary Lane
- Oh! Mary Lane ♪
1551
01:42:18,919 --> 01:42:22,599
♪ Our hearts pound
like a diesel train ♪
1552
01:42:22,599 --> 01:42:26,633
♪ The world may crumble,
we'll remain ♪
1553
01:42:26,633 --> 01:42:30,579
- ♪ Just me and Mary
- You and Mary ♪
1554
01:42:30,579 --> 01:42:39,487
- ♪ Loved by Mary
- Loved by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
1555
01:42:40,383 --> 01:42:47,411
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
1556
01:42:47,703 --> 01:42:54,732
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
1557
01:42:55,747 --> 01:43:03,204
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Lane ♪
1558
01:43:03,204 --> 01:43:13,094
♪ Loved by Mary, loved
by Mary, Loved by Mary Laaaaaane ♪
1559
01:43:13,151 --> 01:43:17,214
♪ We'll sing to the rafters
of happily afters ♪
1560
01:43:17,214 --> 01:43:18,948
♪ I love you ♪
1561
01:43:18,948 --> 01:43:20,845
♪ You're loved by ♪
1562
01:43:20,845 --> 01:43:27,932
♪ Mary Laaaaaaaaaane ♪