我们去那边看看 We'll actually go and look over here.
有个女孩在那 There's a young girl over here.
估计她被自己朋友抛下了，所以有点迷茫 She might have been left behind by her friends, be feeling a bit lost.
也许她需要点帮助 She might need some sort of assistance.
应该过去看看她怎么样 Should go and see if she's OK.
你好，亲爱的 Hello, love.
你好 Hi, there.
她有点内向 呃... She's very quiet. Um...
你还好吗？ Oh. Are you all right?
恩，不好 I guess that's a no.
这种情况其实蛮少见的 I mean, yeah, this is very unusual.
这么小的人能吐出这么大的量还是蛮少见的 I mean, that's a lot to come out of quite a small person.
我觉得她确实很不舒服 I think she's clearly quite unwell.
我们想知道她今晚发生了什么事 I mean, we wanna know what's happened to her tonight,
到底是什么导致她吐成这样 and what's made her vomit like this.
吐出来，吐- Let it out. Get it...
吐到那边比较好，对，都吐出来 Over that way is better. Get it all out.
我得请求支援了 I'm gonna request for assistance.
我是米诺格，请求支援 Minogue, requesting assistance over here.
“收到，你在什么位置？” RT: 'Copy, O'Leary, what's your location?'
你背后 I'm right behind you.
‘移动中’ 'Travelling.'
嗯，我们得把这女孩送到她监护人那里 Yeah, we've gotta get this girl to her caregivers.
她 看着，非常不舒服 She's- Look, she's really unwell.
你叫什么名字，亲爱的？ What's your name, love?
来自Unholy Realm的巴泽尔 Bazual of the Unholy Realm.
恩，B，啊好，A是吧？ We've got B. I've got B-A...
来自Unholy Realm的巴泽尔 Bazual of the Unholy Realm.
好 OK.
作为新西兰警察局的新晋力量 As members of the New Zealand Police Force,
为需要帮忙的人提供支持是我们的职责 it's our job to offer support to those in need,
这也需要得到社会的尊重与支持 uh, and that takes the support and the respect of the community.
对，确实是这样 Absolutely. It really does.
是惠灵顿市的Unholy Realm吗？ Is that the Unholy Realm in Haitaitai?
警员受伤 Officer down.
我这里有警员受伤了 I've got an officer down.
提供支援！ Officer back up!
他变成支援了，有点多余 See, look, he's back up. That was a bit uncalled for.
总部，我们逮捕了一位严重酗酒的年轻女性 Comms, we're bringing in a juvenile female for drunk and disorderly,
以及，指控她抛飞一位警员，完毕 and, uh, charging her with throwing a police officer. Over.
你知道怎么能关掉后面的空调吗？ Do you know how to turn the air-con off at the back?
空调是关着的啊 The air-con is off.
真的？ Really?
中文字幕 @Slzyc541
S01E01
大夜晚，周六夜 Big night, Saturday night.
很多人都跑出来喝酒 A lot of people out drinking,
但你们在外面却做着模范般的警察工作 but you guys are out there doing some exemplary police work.
赛丽雅和琼斯抓捕了一位破坏者 Sevali and Jones apprehended a vandal
因破坏公共财产而被捕 caught in the act of defacing public property.
逮捕时那人正在往墙上画大屌 The man was drawing a large penis on a wall.
他们没收了那只笔 They managed to confiscate the pen,
然后把画改成了一个有大鼻子的男人 and change the drawing into that of a man with a big nose.
现在看起来，呃 Actually, looking at it now, it, uh...
性别针对的没那么明显了，对吧？ it's not really gender-specific, is it?
她们表现积极，所以，做得好 They showed initiative, so, uh, well done.
还有什么来着？ Uh, what else?
兰姆顿码头的布莱克菲尔德男装店 Five of the seven pairs of trousers that went
丢失的七条裤子中，已经有五条被找回 missing from Blackfield Menswear on Lambton Quay
做得好，史蒂文森和帕克 were retrieved. Well done, Stevenson and Parker.
啊，等等 Ah, hold on.
帕克 Parker.
你穿的不是制服裤吧？ Those aren't uniform pants, are they?
噢，呃，一定是搞混了，长官 Oh, um, there must have been a mix-up, sir.
这样做对吗？这样做好吗？帕克？ Is that right? Is that right, Parker?
那是布莱克菲尔德男装店的裤子，帕克 Those are Blackfield Menswear pants, Parker.
这样不太符合警察道德吧？ They're not standard police issue, are they?
还有史蒂文森去哪里了，帕克？ And where is Stevenson today, Parker?
在家里上TradeMe网 At home on TradeMe.
为什么？ Why?
在卖裤子 Selling pants.
那待会得在我办公室稍微 Right, might have to have a little discussion
讨论一下这事了，好吗？ about this later in my office, yeah?
我会做报告的 I'll do a report.
很好 Good.
该重新上岗了，各位，记得要注意安全哦？ Let's get back out there, guys, and remember to be safe, OK?
解散 Dismissed.
啊，米洛格，奥利瑞 Uh, Minogue, O'Leary.
我想谈谈你们的报告 I want to talk to you guys about your report.
现在，我要展现给你们的是最高机密 Now, what I'm about to show you is top secret.
别看 Don't look.
我有安全权限，是一个特殊的密码 I have security access. A special pin number.
5 Five.
嘿，别--嘘--- Hey, don't- Shh.
警长，你的密码里应该还有几个数字吧 Hey, Sarge, you should probably have some more digits in your pin.
什么意思，就密码的数字？ What, like pin numbers?
是啊，不然每个人都有十分之一的机会能猜得到密码 Well, like, anyone has a one-in-10 chance of guessing that.
是啊，当然，密码里还有好几个数字呢 Oh, yeah, of course. There's more numbers involved.
哔，哔，哔，哔 Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
这是什么？ What is it?
你在这道门后看到的都是机密 What you're about to see behind this door is classified.
欢迎来到惠灵顿警察局超自然小组 Welcome to the Wellington Police Paranormal Unit.
进入这个部门的仅有你们两人 You are the only two officers to have set foot in this division.
因为这是机密？ Because of its classified nature?
不是，我邀请过其他警员来这里，但没人想进来 No, I've invited other officers in here. No one wanted to come in here.
这里是我记录异常事件的地方 This is where I file anything unusual;
各种事，各种超常的超过世俗认知的事 anything, uh, out of the ordinary that defies worldly explanation.
你们相信鬼吗？ Do you believe in ghosts?
不怎么信 Not really.
我弟弟在他十岁的时候画的，画的是他在浴室里看到的东西 My brother drew that when he was 10. He saw it in our bathroom.
我相信这是UFO I believe this is a UFO.
呃，我觉得这是个轮胎盖 Um, I believe that's a hubcap.
对你的想法很感兴趣，米洛格 Interested in what you think, Minogue.
嗯，我也觉得这个是轮胎盖 Yeah, I believe it's a hubcap.
呃，得了，我才不关心你们觉得是什么 Yeah, well, I don't care what you guys think.
这是和你们的案子有关的文件 This is the file that pertains to your case.
这是一宗1951年的报道 This is a report from 1951.
‘一个重犯吐了好几加仑硫磺，闻着就像鸡蛋和罗托鲁阿’ 'The felon spewed gallons of sulphuric vomit, smelling like eggs or Rotorua.'
Rotorua（罗托鲁阿，新西兰的城市） 别称为硫磺之城，因为罗托鲁阿里有一种独特的辛辣气味 有人形容闻起来像臭鸡蛋
这宗报道来自1885年 This is from 1885.
‘一位女士说话的声音被旁观者描述就像“一个男人”’ 'The lady spoke with a voice bystanders described as that of a course gentleman.
‘她吐出了炽热而丰富的胆汁，散发着硫磺的气味’ 'She expelled fervent and copious bile. It's odour - that of sulphur.'
这描述的完全就是今晚发生的事 Well, that's exactly what happened tonight.
然后，这些案例中的攻击者给出的名字都是Unholy Realm的巴泽尔 Now, the name the assailant gave in each case was Bazual of the Unholy Realm.
你在逗我们？ Are you joking with us?
我...工作时我不开玩笑 I don't- I don't joke at work.
工作之外，我有一种荒诞的具有观察性的幽默感 Outside of work, I have a observational, absurdist sense of humour-
有时候可能有点太污，很抱歉 sometimes even a little bit risque. Sorry about that.
听着，我懒的关心，你是想说这几个案子是有联系的？ Look, I don't give a shit. Are you trying to say that these cases are linked?
之前的每个案子里 In each of the previous cases,
都有一个自称是巴泽尔的人在黎明时进行了活人祭祀。 the person claiming to be Bazual performed a human sacrifice - at dawn.
我觉得我们也许应该去做点类似于找裤子的事 I'm just thinking maybe we'd be better off doing something similar to the pants,
我们可以在出去在街上找 looking for the pants. We could be out there
你懂，白天的时候 on the streets, you know, during the daytime.
实际上我被点名了，轮到我被警犬攻击了 I'm actually rostered on. It's my turn to get attacked by the police dog.
现在就去审讯室，去查这个巴泽尔到底是什么人物 Get down to that interrogation room, and check out this Bazual character right now.
好 Yep, OK.
我就待在这，呃，换个密码 I'm gonna stay here, and, uh, change the pin number.
好的长官 Yes, sir.
解散 Dismissed.
对，所以，我们刚被调到了惠灵顿警察局超自然小组 Yeah, so, we've just been reassigned to the Wellington Paranormal Unit.
恩，是个高度机密的小组 Um, it's highly classified unit.
呃，所以，对 Um, so, yeah.
是最高机密，没有其他人知道 It's top secret. No one else knows about it.
赛丽雅和琼斯，她们还没有得到相关的情报 Sevali and Jones, they haven't been briefed on it yet.
Mulder and Scully 出自《X档案》，指主角福克斯·穆德和黛娜·斯科莉
用外行的话来说的话，我们就像穆德和斯科莉 I mean, to put it in layman's terms, we're kind of like Mulder and Scully.
她就像斯科莉，因为她善于分析，头脑好 She's like Scully because she's analytical, she's got the brains.
然后，我就是一棕色头发的男人 And, uh, I'm a man with brown hair.
呃，所以，我还不确定超自然现象是否存-- Yeah, so, I'm not sure if paranormal phenomena exists-
读显-象 It's pronounced phre-mo-mema.
是现象 It's phenomena.
就是显-象 Well, it's phre-mo-mema.
是现象，四声 It's phenomena - the N.
现象 Phenomena.
另一种说我们像穆德和斯科莉的说法是 Another way that we're like Mulder and Scully is that we've got,
类似，有一种潜在的性紧张 sort of, an underlying sexual tension going on.
Sexual tension 简单来说就是两个人相互吸引，但一直没能发生性关系 调侃《X档案》的两位主角
嗯？ Eh?
她看起来不太好 She doesn't look well.
死者将从地狱苏醒 The dead shall rise from hell.
你需要来片金嗓子或者是其他东西吗？ Do you need a lozenge, or something?
也许我们可以打电话给.....你想让我们联系你的家长或者是监护人吗？ Maybe we could call a- Do you want us to call your parents or a guardian, perhaps?
将会有血桶和火之喷泉 There will be buckets of blood and a fountain of fire.
噫 Ugh.
她吓到我了,奥利瑞 She's scaring me, O'Leary.
恩，好 Mm. Oh yeah
你可以唱白脸吗？ Can you do your bad cop？
别这样，有点点吓人 Stop that. It's a bit scary.
你好，我叫Sgt Maaka，如果可以的话，我想和你说几句话。 Hello. My name is Sgt Maaka. I'd like to have a few words with you, if I may.
我可以打电话给我父母吗? Can I call my parents?
呃，她的声音很正常啊，你，我以为 Uh, she's just got a normal voice. Youse- I thought
你刚说她有就像恶魔一样的声音 you said she had some sort of demonic man's voice.
恩，她刚才就是那样 Yeah, well, she did before.
我现在可以回家了吗？ Can I go home now?
她听起来就像一个正常的女孩 She just sounds like a normal teenage girl.
这根本就不是超自然组的案子 This is not a case for the Paranormal Unit at all.
我做了完全的准备给谈话，现在我该干吗？ I had a whole speech planned and everything. What am I gonna do now?
呃，听着，关于这个我真的很抱歉 Um, look, I'm very sorry about this.
要不这样，我们会联系你的家长，让他们来接你 I tell you what - we'll contact your parents. They'll come and get you.
嘿，喔喔喔喔 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
快追！ Let's go!
这可太邪恶了 It's unholy.
我们该跟着跳下去追吗？ Should we jump after her?
这也太疯狂了，你以前有见过这样的吗？ That was pretty insane. I mean, have you seen the likes of that before?
我以前有没有见过这样的？ Have I seen that before?
我有没有见过自己从窗户里跳出去的 Have I seen a teenage girl leap through a window,
自带脸部灯光和吹发的一个十几岁女孩？ have light going all over her face and her blowing back in the wind.
没，我没见过 No. No, I haven't.
我告诉你这是什么情况 And I tell you what it is.
对我来说很明显了，她 It's pretty obvious to me. She-
嗑药了 Drugs.
我想说她是机器人 Oh, I thought robot.
B-4，这里是指挥中心，完毕’ 'B-4, this is Comms. Over.'
继续 Go ahead.
‘灰色大道9号发生家庭纠纷，需要回应，完毕’ 'Domestic dispute at 9 Greys Ave. Need you to respond. Over.'
嗯，但我们不能去，我们在执行特殊任务，完毕 Yeah, that's a negative, Comms. We're on a special mission. Over.
“打电话来的人特别要求米诺格和奥利瑞。”完毕 'Yeah, the caller has requested Minogue and O'Leary specifically. Over.
在路上了，完毕 On our way. Over.
我们要不要打开警报灯？ Do we get to turn our lights on for that?
好啊，当然了 Yeah, definitely.
可以的话，我能开快点 I might go a bit faster, if that's all right.
我们得开快点啊，刚才指挥中心不是说了吗，要快点过去 Well, we need to. We've gotta get there. Comms just said.
收到 Right-o.
所以，我们正在前往事件地点 So, were on the way to a domestic incident.
希望只是普通的争吵 Hopefully it's just an argument,
这种事就可以解决的快一点，因为我们还有其他事情得做 something that can be resolved quickly, cos we've got, obviously, other things to do.
还有更重要的事要做 Potentially bigger fish to fry.
晚上好 Good evening.
你好，我们是奥利瑞和米诺格警员 Hi. Officers O'Leary and Minogue.
有什么问题吗？ Is there any trouble-?
我把他锁在车库了 I've locked him in the garage.
好，我们应该得进去看看 OK, we should probably come in and have a look around...
好，请进 Yeah, come in.
如果可以的话 ...if that's OK.
刚才还在看橄榄球，然后他就开始 Just watching the rugby, and he starts
大哄大叫就像被附身了一样 yelling and carrying on like he's possessed.
这是你所见过的最严重的中年危机。 It's just the worse midlife crisis you've ever seen.
米诺格 Minogue.
噢，亲子装哎 'Oh, matching shirts.
这个好哦，我们也可以来一套 'That's awesome. We could do that.'
我们每天都都在穿 We do that every day.
不是衣服的事，看，是那女孩 It's not that. Look, it's the same girl.
啊 Ah.
照片比真人好看了几万倍 She looks a million times better in the photo, eh, than in person.
别在人家妈妈面前这么说 Don't say that in front of the mum.
有一段时间，他很正常 At one time, he was very normal.
怎么个普通？ What is normal?
呃，至少这不普通 Well, this isn't.
这可比中年危机严重多了 OK, that's more than a midlife crisis.
盖瑞，你可以从顶上下来么 Gary, can you get down off the roof?
警察到了 The cops are here.
牛顿的棺材板要压不住了，奥利瑞 He's breaking the law of gravity,O'Leary
先生，你怎么上去的？ How did you get up there, sir?
米洛格和奥利瑞，我们又见面了 Minogue and O'Leary, we meet again.
我不这么觉得，伙计 I don't think so, mate.
你认识他吗？奥利瑞？ Do you know him, O'Leary?
你打垒球吗？ Do you play softball?
我是巴泽尔 I am Bazual.
扯*，他叫盖瑞 Bull(BLEEP) . His name's Gary.
我是Unholy Realm的巴泽尔 I am Bazual of the Unholy Realm.
听着，尝试冷静一下，伙计 Look, just try and calm yourself, mate.
你该从那里下来了，伙计 You should probably come down from there, mate.
我们女儿回家晚了的时候他非常生气 He got really angry when our daughter came home late,
然后她心情也很差 and she was in a really bad mood.
我也不懂，大概是盯太多电子产品了 I mean, I don't know. Could have been too much screen-time.
你需要帮忙吗？ Do you want some help?
别，听着，你的脖子会超级疼的 Oh, no, look, your neck is gonna get really sore,
今晚我可不给你按摩 and I'm not massaging it tonight.
你之前见过他那样子吗？ Have you seen that before?
天，才没有 God, no.
别扭了，你真的该听你老婆的话，盖瑞 You need to stop that, and you really need to listen to your wife, Gary.
我真对你无语了！ You're 47!
什么？ 47?
你还好吗？你感觉好点了？ Are you all right? Are you feeling a bit better?
嗯 Hm.
我在冰箱上干什么？ What am I doing on the fridge?
这位先生冷静下来了，所以，最后我们只是给了他个警告 Yeah, so, the gentleman calmed down. So, we've just let him off with a warning.
结果他不是我们要找的巴泽尔 Turns out he is A different Bazual.
我们最初调查的是他的女儿 Our original person of interest was his daughter.
现在她也算是冷静下来了 Turns out she same sort calmed down now, as well.
所以算是双赢 So bit of a win-win.
我们可以撤了，这里所有人都安全了 I mean, so we can go now, uh, knowing that everyone here is safe.
恩 Mm-mm.
所以，父女两人都自称是 Well, so the father and daughter both called themselves
Unholy Realm的巴泽尔 Bazual of the Unholy Realm.
对，她爹在她之后开始这么说的 Yeah, he's named after her.
然后两人都有怪力 And then they both had super strength.
真怪 Weird.
还说着什么火之喷泉 And talked about fountains of fire.
我觉得是什么世代相传的东西 I think it runs in the family.
说到世代相传（跑步） Speaking of running in the family...
我们上50迈了 We're going 50.
她冲进那些灌木丛里了 She's gone into those bushes.
只能用脚追了，她速度慢下来了，奥利瑞 Pursuing on foot. She's slowing down, O'Leary.
步行，我去追她，阻止她！阻止她！ In pursuit. I'll follow her. Head her off! Head her off!
夫人！ Ma'am!
逃避警察是一种犯罪行为。快停下 Running from the police is an offence. Stop!
我得翻过这围栏 I'm gonna have to scale the fence.
就这样，上到这里 That's all right. Let's get this up here.
就 Just... Oh.
只要，只要脚进去了 Just- Once you get your feet in...
夫人，夫人！ Ma'am! Ma'am!
夫人你真的不该在运动场乱跑 You shouldn't be running in a playground, ma'am!
我有些问题要--哇！ I've got some questions- Oh!
夫人，你真的不该穿着那双Ugg的鞋出来乱跑 Ma'am, you shouldn't be running in a playground in those Ugg boots.
所以，我一直在追着一位武艺高超的家庭主妇 'So, I've been in pursuit of a highly acrobatic housewife.'
夫人？ Ma'am?
穿过孩子们的游乐场，穿过后面这里， 'Just come through the children's playground, through the back here,
然后她就消失了，完全不知道她跑哪里去了 and she's absolutely vanished. No idea where she could've gone.
老实说，我还在犹豫要不要去找她。 I'm in two minds about whether I really wanna find her, to be honest.
有人吗？ Hello?
米洛格？ Minogue?
谁说话了？ Who said that?
啊呀，小狗狗，来这儿 Oh, gidday, boy.
你好 Hello.
你好米洛格 Hello, Minogue.
你妈在地狱里吸*，米洛格 Your mother sucks (BLEEP) in hell, Minogue.
你这只坏狗 You're a bad dog.
口将打开 The mouth will open.
死者将降临于地球 The dead will walk the earth.
闭嘴，你这只傻狗 Stop talking, you freaky little dog.
我是巴泽尔！你管不着我！ I am Bazual! I do as I please!
将会有血桶 There will be buckets of blood.
以及火之喷泉！ A fountain of fire!
你们看到那东西了吗？ Did you guys see that?
那狗在说话，对吧？ That dog was talking, right?
很显然，警察在工作中会遇到些障碍， Well, obviously, you do get hurdles in policing, and, um,
而这些围栏就是其中之一，你也懂，这个真的是个挑战 these sorts of fences certainly are one of them. You know, it's a real challenge.
我觉得，自从他们换了这些围栏之后 I think, certainly, since they've changed the way they make these fences,
要翻过去就难得多了 it's been a lot harder to get over them cleanly.
通常我不会碰到这种事 It's not something that normally happens to me.
老实说，也许，米洛格，会 To be honest, if anything, Minogue, perhaps, is
比我更容易碰到这些事 a little bit more prone to this kind of thing.
不过就像我说的 But, like I said, I was just giving it my best
我已经尽力了 shot and it didn't quite work out on the day.
嗯 Yeah.
米洛格，我这里需要支援 Minogue, I'm just requesting assistance here.
又被挂到围栏上了，奥利瑞？ Caught on a fence again, O'Leary?
嗯，没错 Uh, yep.
马上就到 On my way.
我需要抱抱 I think I need a hug.
所以，有只狗跟你说话了？ So, a dog spoke to you?
没错，而且嘴很脏 Yes, and it was very rude.
你确定不像是那种网上的狗 Are you sure it wasn't like one of those internet dogs that sounds
看起来在说话实际上只是在叫？ like its talking when it's actually just barking?
就像.. Like a...
不是 No.
我又不蠢 I'm not an idiot.
也许是有人在狗嚼东西的时候躲到后面说话 Maybe somebody was behind the dog while it was chewing quietly.
不是 No.
它说我妈在地狱里做那种事 It was saying that my mother does sexual stuff
这些人都录下来了 in hell. These guys recorded all of it.
呃，你介意我们看看录像吗？ Um, do you mind if we get that footage?
什么，他妈的？ What, of his mum?
不是，是那狗 No, of the dog.
他说他的名字是巴泽尔 He said his name was Bazual.
我已经对这个巴泽尔做了广泛的调查，用谷歌 I've been doing some extensive research on this Bazual. I googled it.
结果，巴泽尔的意思是‘将地狱重现于人世的人’ Turns out Bazual mean 'He who brings hell on Earth.'
根据这个定义来说，巴泽尔本身不是什么好东西 Bazual itself is not that great, but I mean, with that definition
没人会给孩子起这么一个名字吧？ it's not gonna top any baby names lists, is it?
我很惊讶这名字居然已经这么流行了 I'm surprised it's so popular already.
不是说那女孩还有他爹和狗有一个名字的事 It's not that the girl or the father or the dog have the same name.
是说他们都是同一个个体 It's the same entity.
它从一个身体转移到另一个身体，把他们当作路径。 OK, it transfers from body to body, using them as vessels.
啊？ Huh?
所以，你们在这里见到了那个女孩 So, the two of you picked up the young woman here,
然后把她带到这里的车站 and then brought her to the station which is here.
她逃走后跑到了这里 She escaped and ran to this address here.
然后转移到他父亲再转移到他老婆身上 It transferred to the father and then to the wife,
然后又跑到了这里 who ran to here.
然后改变路线到这里 Changed course to here,
再然后回头又跑到了这个点 and then turned around and then came back to this point here,
是米洛格和那只狗聊天时的地方 where Minogue had the conversation with the dog.
这个就像你小学时画的那些星星 So it's kind of like one those stars you used to draw in primary school.
哦，对 Oh, yeah.
记得那些吗？ Remember those?
那些线都串到一起了 All those other lines confused it.
你是说地图的线？ Well, you mean the map lines?
抱歉，警长，是的 Sorry, Sarge. Yep.
这个五芒星，是恶魔的符号 What it is is a pentagram.It's a symbol of the devil.
噢 Oh.
就在这里的古巴商场。 It's centred right here at Cuba Mall.
上世纪60年代中期，一群撒旦教徒在惠灵顿的中央商务区 In the mid '60s, a group of Satanists based in the Wellington CBD
为地狱建立了一座圣殿 erected a shrine to hell itself.
那只狗一直说的'血桶,喷泉之火' That dog kept on saying, 'Buckets of blood. A fountain of fire.'
我们现在不讨论狗的事，要说的是这个 We're not talking about the dog right now. We're talking about this.
惠灵顿最著名的古迹 One of Wellington's most iconic monuments.
就是古巴街的桶形喷泉 That's the Cuba St Bucket Fountain.
这十三个桶代表着十三个地狱的房间 These 13 buckets represent the 13 chambers of hell.
而喷泉本身则是地狱之口，一道通往地下世界的门 The fountain itself is a hell mouth - a gateway to and from the underworld.
'口将打开，死者将降临于地球' 'The mouth shall open, where dead shall walk the earth.'
金属乐队？ Metallica?
不是，是那狗说的 Nah, no, it's that dog.
那狗说的话这个有什么关系吗？ That dog was saying it. Could that be relevant?
巴泽尔准备搞活人献祭 Bazual intends to make a human sacrifice.
如果他成功了，那些死者会 If he succeeds, the dead will claw their way
从地狱穿过这个桶形喷泉 up from hell through this bucket fountain
然后进入惠灵顿商业区 and walk the streets of the Wellington CBD.
警长，我觉得桶刚滴血了 Sarge, I think the bucket just tipped blood.
开始了 It's begun.
发生什么了，各位？ What's happening, guys?
我们正在尝试阻止死者到街上 We're tryna stop the dead from walking through Cuba St, Parker.
帕克，你还没换裤子啊！ Parker, your pants!
奥利瑞认为会有血从喷泉那里出来 O'Leary reckons there's gonna be blood coming out of the fountain.
嘿，看，马上就要倒下来了 Hey, look, it's gonna tip...
现在倒 now.
现在 Now.
还没 No.
现在 Now.
还没 No.
现在 Now.
还没 No.
现在 Now.
啊，该死 Oh, dammit.
现在，现在，没 Now. - Now. - Nope.
太可怕了 No, that's horrible.
是血 It is blood.
是天启的象征 It's a sign of the apocalypse
那是血 That's blood.
米洛格，那是你之前说的那条狗么？ Minogue, is that the dog you saw?
米洛格 Minogue.
声音一样 It's got the same voice.
好，我们现在去抓 Right, let's get it.
不，他叫的是我 No, he called for me.
狗说话了 Dog's talking
你这只坏狗！ You're a bad dog!
狗说话了 Dog's talking.
你这满嘴脏活的淘气狗 You're a naughty little dirty-mouth dog.
给我等着！ You stay!
等着！ Stay!
我抓到他了，各位 I got it, guys.
没事的，各位 It's all good, guys.
告诉我们你想要什么，恶魔！现在就说！ Tell us what you want, demon. Tell us right now!
回答他 Answer him.
死者将降临于地球 The dead shall walk the earth.
它转移到那个男人身上了！ It transferred to that guy!
请求支援 Requesting assistance.
要用电击枪吗？ Clearance to Taser?
不不，我来电他，我来电他 No, no, I'll tase him. I'll tase him.
不行，我们必须执行驱魔仪式 No, we must perform an exorcism.
你，你知道怎么执行吗？ Do you-? Do you know how to do that?
驱魔 An exorcism.
你需要的东西有，十字架 So, what you all need is a crucifix...
恩，有了 Yep, check.
圣经 Holy Bible. 有了 Got it.
有了 Duct tape.
还有管道胶带 ...and some duct tape.
各位，我觉得现在情况挺紧急的 Oh, guys. Pretty urgent now, I think.
你要下地狱了，米洛格！ You are going to hell, Minogue!
对需要驱魔的对象说‘耶稣之力将驱逐你’ 'Tell them the power of Christ compels you.'
好 OK.
耶稣之力将驱逐你！ The power of Christ compels you!
警长，接着干什么？ What next, Sarge?
我也不知道，在缓冲。对不起各位，我用的预付卡 I-I don't know. It's buffering.Sorry, guys. I'm on prepay.
听着好像有人烧起来了，烧起来了 It sounds like someone burning.It's burning.
快叫消防员！ Call the fire service!
你是献给黑魔王的祭品! You are the sacrifice to the Dark Lord!
为什么选我？ Why me?
呃，一般情况下，他们都是献祭处男，伙计 Well, maybe, I mean, they always sacrifice virgins, mate.
所以，你是处男吗？ So, are you a virgin?
我才不是！ No!
抱歉，我不知道他的性--我不知道你的性历史 Sorry, I don't know his sexual- 。I don't know your sexual history.
事实上我从来都没见到过他女朋友，所以他可能确实是个处男 I've actually never seen any of his girlfriends. He might actually be a virgin.
奥利瑞 O'Leary.
确保要说三次 'Make sure you say this three times.'
好，再多说两次 OK, say it two more times.
耶稣之力将驱逐你 The power of Christ compels you.
两次了 That's two.
更有气势一点 With more authority.
耶稣之力将驱逐你！ The power of Christ compels you!
起作用了，起作用了 It's working. It's worked. Police.
我们马上抓捕他！ We're gonna get you!
等一下等一下等一下 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
不不不不不，放开他放开他 No, no, no, no. Get off him.Get off him.
这不是巴泽尔，我们已经成功驱魔了，记得吗？ That is not Bazual.We banished him to hell, remember?
喔，是这样 Oh, that's right.
恩，所以我们现在还没确定今晚到底发生了什么 Yeah, so, we're not entirely sure what happened out here tonight -
不管怎样都有点太混乱了 whether it was some sort of mass hysteria;
可能是，有一些非法药物混进了供水系统 it could have been, you know, some illegal drugs in the water supply.
或者是一宗超自然现，显--象事件 Or it was paranormal phreno-mema.
有可能 Maybe.
如果你怀疑你的朋友或者是同事或者任何你认识的人被 Certainly, if you suspect that your friend or colleague or anyone that you know
被来自地狱的恶魔附身了的话 has been taken over by a demon from hell,
请快点打给我们 that's the kind of thing you really wanna, you know, call in quickly.
只要有地狱之门在 Any time there's gates to hell..
这些事就不是个好兆头 Never a good sign.
记得给我们打电话 Give us a call.
这一系列突出事件表明新西兰警局需要 What this incident highlighted is the need for
一个特别小组来处理 a special unit of the New Zealand Police Force
这些无法用世俗认知来解释的超自然案件 that deals with the cases which have no worldly explanation.
我正担心你跑哪里去了，帕克 I was wondering where you got to, Parker.
你很幸运，小伙子，六分钟之后我就下班了 You're in luck, mate. In about six minutes, I'm off the clock,
我准备了不少超经典的笑话给你 and I have a legendary joke for you all.
我还没讲呢 Well, I haven't actually told it yet.
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