勇敢者游戏2
再 战 巅 峰
割爱如此美景去见你们 Leaving this to come see you.
我已经迫不及待 And I can't wait.
割爱如此美景去见你们 我已经迫不及待
玛莎:太激动了
纽约大学
出租车 这边 Taxi! Over here.
学生会
出租车 Taxi!
抱歉 抱歉 非常抱歉 Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
借过 借过 Excuse me. Excuse me.
弗里奇 周六去诺拉餐厅吃早午餐吗
吉尔平 Gilpin!
你还在弄牙膏货架呢 你在玩手机吗 You still on the toothpaste? Are you on your phone?
我只是...我今晚回家过节 所以... I'm just... I'm going home for the holidays tonight, so...
你觉得现在已经是晚上了吗 Does it look like tonight to you?
我看现在好像还是白天 Because to me, it looks like today.
-赶紧把牙膏摆好 -好的 抱歉 - Finish the toothpaste. - Okay. Sorry.
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year - Andy Williams
♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year ♪
♪ There'll be much mistltoeing ♪
♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪
♪ When loved ones are near ♪
♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪
♪ Of the year ♪
爸 我们回来了 Dad, we're home!
我在厨房里 I'm in the kitchen!
简 斯宾塞 Jan, Spencer!
在厨房里 In the kitchen!
爸 你怎么在爬梯子 Dad, are you on a ladder?
-爸 你在干什么 -外公 - Dad, What are you doing? - Grandpa.
-看着我像在干嘛呢 -下来 - What's it look like? - Get down.
我在给你们换灯泡 I'm changing your light bulb.
我才出去十分钟 你就爬上梯子了 I leave for 10 minutes, you're climbing ladders?
-我觉得你不该爬梯子 -怎么 - Don't think you should be doing that. - What?
你觉得我连灯泡都换不了了吗 You think I can't change a light bulb?
好了 下来了 Okay. There.
别扶我 No, no, no.
-我可以 我没事 -好了 - I got it. I'm fine. - Okay.
孩子 Hey, kiddo!
纽约怎么样 Hey, how's New York City?
-特别棒 -学校呢 - It's great. - How's school?
还行 你呢 It's okay. How you doing?
我好得很 我都不知道自己为啥要来这里 I'm terrific. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
你不是髋关节手术做完正在恢复吗 You're recovering from hip surgery.
我很快就会离开这里了 Meh! I'll be out of here in no time.
这里又不是监狱 It's not a prison.
我想回我的公寓 就那么糟吗 I wanna get back to my apartment. Is that so terrible?
你的公寓吗 确实糟透了 Your apartment? Yes, it's terrible.
这里是不是挺冷的 Is it really cold in here?
楼下的暖气不好使了 The downstairs heater isn't working.
-维修人员早上来 -简直他妈像冰窟一样 - The guy's coming in the morning. - It's like a goddamn icebox.
你到底给麦洛打电话了吗 Did you ever call Milo?
什么 没有 What? No.
爸 他打了五次电话找你 你就不能回个电话吗 Dad. He's called you five times. Would you just call him back?
我不会给他回电的 因为我不想跟他讲话 I'm not calling him back. 'Cause I don't wanna talk to him.
来吧 我帮你收拾行李 Come on, I'll help you with your bags.
你住在这个房间啊 Oh, you're staying in here.
我们是室友 We're roommates.
其实我可以去楼下睡沙发 You know I could just stay downstairs on the couch.
-什么 别乱说了 -如果你想的话 - What? Don't be ridiculous. - If you want, yeah.
几周就好了 会没事的 It's a couple weeks. It's gonna be fine.
进来吧 别客气 Come on in. Make yourself comfortable.
你要... You're gonna...
-你还好吗 -别告诉你妈妈 - You okay? - Don't tell your mother!
这个插那里 好了 This goes there. There.
那个插那里 That's in there.
好吧 试试看 好了 我看看 All right, let's try it. Okay, let's see.
玛莎 我参加 -=2019年12月13号消息=- 弗里奇 斯宾塞 你在吗
那边插那个 这边插这个 这插这里 All right, so there's that. There's this. There's this.
蓝灯 红灯 绿灯 The blue light, the red, the green light.
到时候见
看看你们俩 太可爱了 Oh, look at you two. How sweet is this?
明天在你们两个起来前我就得去上班了 Okay, I have to leave for work probably before either of you gets up.
不过修暖气的人早上会来 But the heater guy's coming in the morning.
我十点要跟朋友碰头去吃早午餐 I think I'm gonna meet my friends for brunch at 10:00.
那棒极了 你们要去哪里吃 That'll be nice. Where are you going?
-诺拉餐厅 -为什么要去哪里 - Nora's. - What are you going there for?
布兰特福德那么多好餐厅 All the restaurants in Brantford,
-你非得去他们家 -不是我选的 - you gotta go to that one? - I didn't pick it.
爸 有什么区别呢 都好多年了好吗 Dad, what difference does it make? It's been years, ok?
我爱你 亲爱的 你回来我真高兴 I love you, honey. I'm so glad you're home.
我也爱你 妈 Love you too, Mom.
变老太不爽了 别听别人胡说 Getting old sucks. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
你还谈着那个小女朋友吗 You still got that little girlfriend?
没 No.
我们没在一起了 We're not together anymore.
我想是的 I don't think.
她不想谈了还是你 Was it her or you?
-很复杂 -说说看 - It's complicated. - Try me.
看看我能不能听明白 We'll see if I can understand.
我们最初在一起时 Well, when we first got together,
我们... we were...
都跟现在的自己很不同 sort of different people than we are now.
去年一年... I mean, last year was...
棒极了 amazing.
我高三快毕业了 I was a senior in high school.
还有一个女朋友 I had a girlfriend.
我终于弄明白自己是个什么样的人了 之类的 Like, I finally figured out who I was or something.
我希望自己能再次感受那种感觉吧 I wish I could just feel like that again, I guess.
我也不知道 I don't know.
异地恋太难了 Long-distance relationships are hard.
我知道大家都这么说 但确实如此 I mean, I know everybody says that, but turns out it's true.
我能给你点小建议吗 听我说 Can I give you a little advice? Listen to me.
在纽约市 每一天的每一趟地铁上 Every single day on every single subway car,
都有很多的姑娘 there's lots of ladies in New York City.
她们中的五分之一 我二话不说就愿意娶进门 And one in five of them, I would marry, no questions asked.
这是你生命中最好的年华 This is the best time of your life.
-是吗 -当然了 - It is? - Yes, it is.
所以打起精神 不会比现在更好了 So pull it together! It doesn't get any better than this.
从现在起就是下坡路了 It's all downhill from here.
布雷夫史东 Bravestone.
勇敢岛
诺拉餐厅 24小时营业
天呐 你好吗 Oh, gosh, how are you?
-天呐 你看上去很棒 -谢谢 - Oh, my God, you look amazing. - Thank you.
-弗里奇 -弗里奇 - Fridge. - Fridge!
过来 Come here.
我们两个月都在搭建房子 So we were building houses for two months,
回家路上 在哥斯达黎加稍作停留 and then on the way home, we stopped in Costa Rica,
那里也非常棒 which was also amazing.
太棒了 我为你高兴 That is so awesome. I am so happy for you.
酷毙了 That is so cool.
所以我们现在得叫你M了吗 So, "M," that's what we're supposed to call you now?
不必 只是个昵称 You don't have to. It's just a nickname.
一个大学同学给我起的 One of my college friends gave me that.
如果不想的话你不用那样叫我 You don't have to call me that if you don't want to.
M 我喜欢 很性感 M. I love it. It's so hot.
-好吧 -但你和斯宾塞 - Okay. - But you and Spencer,
-你们还没... -对 不是 我们... - you're still not...? - Yeah. No. Um, we're...
我们还是分手状态 We're still, like, taking a break.
对了 他人呢 Where is he, by the way?
老天 Eh, Christ.
你想干什么 麦洛 What do you want, Milo?
我也很高兴见到你 Nice to see you too.
我很乐意进来喝杯咖啡 Yes, I'd love to come in for a cup of coffee.
谢谢你的邀请 Thanks for asking.
你介意我做点煎蛋吗 You mind if I make some eggs?
随便你想做什么 我不在乎 Do whatever you want. I don't care.
快点就行 我没一整天时间等你 Just hurry up. I don't have all day.
你要去哪里吗 You going somewhere?
你... Have, um...?
你经常跟斯宾塞联系吗 Have you been in touch with Spencer much?
对... Yeah...
其实吧 You know what?
没有 不常联系 Not really, actually.
我常给他发消息 但他不总是回复 I text him a lot, but he doesn't always text me back.
-我知道 -只是... - I know. - It's just...
我最近真是要疯了 I've been crazed lately with,
忙于上课和练习 you know, classes and practices,
周末还有比赛 and I got games on the weekends.
是的 理解 完全理解 Yeah. Totally. Totally.
我只是...我有点...我有点担心他 I've just... I've been... I've been a little worried about him.
好吧 他怎么...他怎么还没来 说真的 Okay, look, where...? Where is this guy? For real.
还满意吗 Good?
-呵呵 -你"呵呵"是什么意思 - Meh. - What do you mean, "Meh"?
呵呵 你到底想干什么 Meh! What do you want already?
一直在不停地打电话 You've been calling and calling.
都十五年了又突然出现 You show up out of the blue after 15 years.
为什么 就是想做点煎蛋吗 Why? 'Cause you wanna make some eggs?
你记得我们最刚开业时吗 You remember when we first opened,
有个小洗碗工吗 叫莫里斯 we had that little dishwasher, Morris?
我当然记得莫里斯 Yeah, of course I remember Morris.
晚班工作 Worked the dinner shift.
一周六天 多数夜晚都工作到凌晨两点 Six days a week, 2 in the morning most nights.
-洗碗工 -小莫里斯 - The dishwasher. - Little Morris.
不把盆里其他的厨具餐具都洗完 He wouldn't even touch those saucepans until he was done
他绝对不会去洗那些炖锅 with every single utensil in the bin.
对 他干得非常好 Yeah, the man knew his craft.
小莫里斯 Little Morris.
那个...什么... Well, get... Wha...
快说吧 好吗 Just get to it, would you?
你说话总是拐弯抹角 I mean, it's always the scenic route with you.
我知道你想要干嘛 你想道歉 I know what you want, you want to apologize.
但我不得不告诉你 我并不感兴趣 And I hate to tell you, I'm not interested.
你觉得我该跟你道歉吗 You think I'm supposed to apologize to you?
修暖气的来了 Oh, heater guy.
-艾迪外公 -安东尼 - Grandpa Eddie? - Anthony?
没错先生 是我 Yes, sir, it's me.
安东尼 Anthony!
你好吗 How are you?
请进 请进 Come on in. Come on in.
-你好吗 -变老太不爽了 - How you doing? - Oh, getting old sucks.
别听别人胡说 Don't let anybody tell you any different.
这是玛莎和宝芬妮 Oh, uh, this is uh, Martha and-and Bethany.
这位是斯宾塞的外公 艾迪 This is Spencer's grandfather, Eddie.
玛莎 你是那个小女朋友吧 Martha? You're the little girlfriend.
早上好 Morning!
早上好 先生 抱歉我们打搅你们了 Morning, sir. Sorry to barge in on you.
打搅别人的不是你们 是他 You're not barging. He's barging.
我是麦洛·沃克 Milo Walker.
等等 麦洛 麦洛和艾迪餐厅的那个麦洛吗 Wait, Milo? Like... Like Milo and Eddie's.
-很高兴见到你 -天呐 我爸说过 - Pleased to meet you. - Man, my dad said
你们开的餐厅是全镇最棒的 you guys had the best restaurant in town.
我们刚还在那里吃饭 现在叫诺拉餐厅了 We were just there. Well, it's called Nora's now.
诺拉餐厅 都算不上是餐馆 Nora's. It's barely even a restaurant.
现在就跟个早餐摊差不多 It's more like a breakfast place now.
你们没跟斯宾塞在一起吗 Were you with Spencer?
没有 其实我们也是来找他的 No, we came here looking for him, actually.
你们饿吗 煎锅里有鸡蛋 You all hungry? Eggs on the griddle.
-我想是得看看 -伙计 - Might have to take a look at that. - Hey, man,
不光可以看 you can do more than take a look at it.
好的 好的 太棒了 All right, all right. My man.
-你需要帮忙吗 -我看起来需要吗 - Do you need a hand? - Do I look like I need a hand?
玛莎 Martha?
他人呢 Where is he?
-听到了吗 -是的 - Do you hear that? - Yes.
你听到什么了吗 You hear something?
也许是暖气 暖气坏了 It's probably the heater. It's broken.
这东西怎么在这里 How did it even get here?
不知道 I don't know.
也许他... Maybe he...
不知道 也许是他回去找回来了 I don't know, maybe he went back for it or something?
他是想修好它吗 Is he trying to fix it?
为什么会有人想修这东西 Why would anyone try to fix that thing?
不知道 I don't know.
谁知道 也许他是去买零件了 I don't know. Maybe he went to buy parts or something?
好吧 这样 我再给他打个电话 Okay, look, I'm calling him again.
他肯定 没事 I'm sure everything's... fine.
十四条未读短信和四个未接电话 Fourteen texts and four missed calls.
我想他没有出去 I don't think he went out.
而是 I think...
又进去了 I think he went back in.
不不不不不不 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no...
-什么 不 为什么 -拜托 伙计 - What? No. Why...? - Come on, man!
-他为什么要这么做 -还记得里面什么样吗 - Why would he do that? - Remember what it was like?
-我被一头河马吃了 -我被一块蛋糕害死了 - I got eaten by a fricking hippo! - I got killed by a piece of cake!
各位 各位 Guys, guys.
他怎么出来啊 How is he gonna get out?
他必须要拿到 绿宝石 he's gotta take the... The green jewel.
塞回到雕像里 And stick it back in the statue thing.
只靠他自己吗 By himself?
我们得去救他 We gotta go get him.
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
-我跟你一起去 -你们是疯了吗 - I'm coming with you. - Are you out of your minds?
我们可以的 我们去过 知道怎么做 We can do this. We've been there. We know what to expect.
我真的不能再跟白人一起玩了 I gotta stop hanging out with white people.
我不知道自己是什么毛病 I don't know what's wrong with me.
她说得对 我们玩过而且赢了 She's right. We played before and we won.
我们差点就死了 We barely survived!
你知道换做是你 他肯定会救你 You know he would do it for you.
也会救我们 For any of us.
小心 看起来很破了 Be careful. It looks pretty busted.
欢迎来到勇敢岛 Welcome to Jumanji.
什么 我们还没选角色呢 What...? We haven't even picked our guys yet!
什么 What?
好了好了 开始了 最讨厌这个部分了 好吧 Okay, okay. Here we go. Oh, I hate this part. All right. Okay.
不会吧 This is not happening!
两位 You guys?
不 No!
我是 Am I...?
难道是 不会吧 Is it...? I can't believe...
是她 Oh, it's her.
我是她 I'm her.
斯宾塞 Spencer.
斯宾塞 Spencer?
搞什么鬼 What in tarnation?
我在哪 Where am I?
这是怎么回事 What the hell is this?
天呐 Oh, my God.
艾迪 Eddie?
-你是谁 -我是麦洛·沃克 你是谁 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Milo Walker. Who are you?
麦洛 Milo?
怎么回事 什么 What on earth? What...?
-搞什么 -天呐 - What the...? - Oh, my.
等等 Wait a minute.
天呐 Oh, Lord.
-不会吧 -你说什么 - This isn't happening. - Pardon me?
-你是谁 -你是斯宾塞的外公 - Who are you? - You're Spencer's grandfather.
-当然了 -你是麦洛 - Yeah, no kidding. - And you are Milo.
当然是我 I certainly am.
我是玛莎 斯宾塞的... I'm Martha, Spencer's...
你是他那个小女朋友 You're the little girlfriend?
-小心 -什么 - Look out! - What?
老天 Oh, Lord.
真是他妈疼死我... That hurt like a goddamn...
-宝芬妮是你吗 -什么 我不是... - Bethany? - What? I'm not...
不 No.
不不不... No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
靠 Yo!
不不不 不会吧 Oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening!
弗里奇 Fridge?
对 我是弗里奇 该死的 Yes, I'm Fridge, goddamn it!
搞什么啊 The hell, man?
好吧好吧 有点不对劲 Okay. Okay, something went wrong.
是么 You think?
我靠 Holy...
等等 如果我是... Wait. If I'm...
那你 斯宾塞吗 Then you...? Spencer?
为什么都叫我斯宾塞 Why does everybody keep calling me Spencer?
不 那是艾迪外公 那是...麦洛 No, that is Grandpa Eddie. And that, heh... is Milo.
很高兴见到你 Pleased to meet you.
什么 What?
那宝芬妮呢 斯宾塞呢 Then where's Bethany? And where's Spencer?
我不知道好吗 I don't know! Okay?
游戏 它没让我们选角色 所以 The game, it didn't let us pick our avatars, so...
-因为它坏了 -是的 好吧 - Because it's busted! - Yeah, okay.
我们是死了吗 Are we dead?
其实我也在思考这个问题 You know, I was just wondering the same thing.
我是死了然后 Did I die and turn into
变成了一个矮个肌肉童子军吗 some kind of a small, muscular Boy Scout?
-我们没死 -那这到底是什么回事 - We're not dead. - So then what's going on here?
好吧 这听起来可能会很怪 Okay, this is gonna sound very, uh, strange,
但是 我们在一个叫做勇敢岛的电游里 but we are in a video game called Jumanji,
现在我们是在游戏角色的身体里 and we are in the bodies of video game characters, heh.
我和弗里奇 我们以前来过 And we've been here before, Fridge and I.
上一次 我是你这个角色 Last time, I was you.
我们在游戏里 We're in a game!
我们得找到斯宾塞 他也在这里 We gotta find Spencer 'cause he's in here too.
-斯宾塞 -是的 - Spencer? - Yes.
-他在这里吗 -是的 - He's here? - Yes.
艾迪的外孙 斯宾塞吗 Spencer, Eddie's grandson?
是的 斯宾塞 Yes. Spencer.
他也在这里吗 He's here too?
是的 Yes!
他在这里 我们得找到他 He's here, and we gotta find him.
所以现在我们算是在躲猫猫 So it's like a hide-and-go-seek situation.
我不当鬼 I'm not "it."
我的髋关节现在感觉良好 My hip feels pretty good now.
我的关节简直像奶油一样顺滑 Oh, my joints feel like butter.
是啊 瞧瞧 Oh, yeah, look at those.
瞧瞧 看看我这身体 Look at these. Look at what I got.
-我们有麻烦了 -你才发现吗 - Uh, we have some issues here. - You're telling me this?
我成了那个老胖子 I'm the old fat dude.
再次回来我居然更倒霉了 I came back, and things actually got worse.
至少上次我还是黑人 At least last time I was still black.
瞧瞧这个小可爱 Well, look at this little fella.
你好啊 Hello there.
沃克先生 别离水太近了 Mr. Walker, don't get too close to the water!
-躲开 -抱歉 你刚才说什么 - Get away from there! - I'm sorry, what'd you say now?
快滚 Get on out of here!
怎么回事 What just happened?
那是什么玩意 What the hell was that thing?
那是一头河马 Well, that there was a hippopotamus.
他们的速度很快 And they are awfully fast.
比马还快 难以置信吧 Faster than a horse, if you can believe that.
而且咬合力也十分可怕 And they've got an awful ferocious bite.
厉害 有趣的是 How about that? You know, the funny thing is,
我到现在才知道 I don't remember...
自己知道这么多关于河马的事 knowing much about hippos until right now.
你是个动物学家 You're a zoologist.
-抱歉 什么 -我们是在佛罗里达州吗 - I'm sorry, what now? - Are we in Florida?
听着 这是个很危险的地方 Just listen. This is a dangerous place.
超级危险 Crazy dangerous.
但我和玛莎 我们来过 But Martha and I, we've been here before.
我们知道该做什么 你们一定要时刻小心 We know what we're doing. You gotta stay alert all the time.
如果靠近水边 就要提防水里的东西 懂吗 If I'm near water, I got one eye on the water, you hear me?
就连脑袋后面都要长双眼睛... You got to have eyes in the back of your...
天呐 Oh, God.
这老天的到底是发生了什么 What in the Sam Hill just happened to him?
我靠 Shut the front door.
你是怎么了 What the hell happened to you?
该死 Damn!
怎么有飞机 A plane?
-什么情况 -快 跟我走 - What? - Come on! Follow me!
快点 走了 跟我们走 Come on, let's go. Let's go. Follow us.
欢迎来到勇敢岛 Welcome to Jumanji.
-他为什么在飞机里 -不知道 - Why is he in a plane? - I don't know.
别站着了 快上来 Well, don't just stand there. Hop in!
系好安全带 没时间了 Strap in. There's no time to spare.
布雷夫史东博士 著名考古学家 Dr. Bravestone, famed archeologist
国际探险家 and international explorer,
真高兴你回来了 I'm so glad you've returned.
我一直在急切地等你到来 I've been so anxious for your arrival.
-你是在跟我说话吗 -是的他在和你说话 - You talking to me? - Yes he is talking to you.
勇敢岛再一次陷入了危机 Once again, Jumanji is in great peril,
只有你能拯救它 and only you can help.
奈杰尔 我们是来找我们的朋友的 Nigel, we're looking for our friend.
你有没有见到 任何人都行 Have you seen, like, anyone...?
露比·朗德霍斯 男人杀手 Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men,
欢迎来到勇敢岛 welcome to Jumanji.
-"男人杀手" -是的 我...专门杀男人 - "Killer of men"? - Yeah, I, uh... I kill guys.
真高兴你回来了 I'm so glad you've returned.
我一直在急切地等你到来 I've been so anxious for your arrival.
-这人怎么回事 -我亲爱的小老鼠 - What's with this fella? - My dearest Mouse,
你一定记得我 surely you remember me.
我是奈杰尔·比林斯利 Nigel Billingsly at your service.
奈杰尔 我就知道是你 Hey. Nigel, I thought that was you.
他是...那叫什么来着 He's a... Uh, what is it called?
-NPC 非玩家角色 -他不是真人 - NPC, a non-player character. - He's not a real person.
他会说的话只有那么几句 He only has a limited number of things he can say.
我朋友卡尔就那样 My friend Carl is just like that.
奈杰尔 我们在找人 Nigel, we're looking for someone.
还有其他人来勇敢岛吗 Has anyone else arrived in Jumanji...?
勇敢岛陷入了危机 Jumanji is in great peril.
我给你的信里有详细说明 布雷夫史东博士 It's all detailed in the letter I sent you, Dr. Bravestone.
也许你应该读出来 Perhaps you should read it aloud.
艾迪外公 Grandpa Eddie.
-你有信吗 -我有信吗 - Do you have a letter? - Do I have a letter?
-看看你的口袋 -我为什么会有封信 - Check your pockets. - Why would I have a letter?
因为这位奈杰尔 他给你写了封信 Because Nigel here he... he wrote you a letter.
我没收到这人的信 I didn't get a letter from this guy.
但是我们是在电子游戏里 But we are in a video game, and...
我们在电子游戏里吗 We're in a video game?
我们要死了 We're gonna die.
-我们确实死过了 -我们在地狱吗 - We did die. - Are we in hell?
-我就知道 -天呐 - I knew it. - Oh, my God.
我给你的信里有详细说明 布雷夫史东博士 It's detailed in the letter I sent you, Dr. Bravestone.
也许你应该大声念出来 Perhaps you should read it aloud.
我没有信 要我和你说多少次 I don't have a letter! How many times I gotta tell you that?
不 艾迪 信就在你手里 Oh, no, Eddie. It's in your hand.
这信是从哪来的 Where did this come from?
你要注意自己手里有什么 You got to pay attention to what's in your hand.
也许你应该大声念出来 Perhaps you should read it aloud.
"布雷夫史东博士 我恳切地希望 "Dr. Bravestone, it is my solemn hope
这封信能寄到你手里 因为" that this letter finds you, for again..."
勇敢岛再一次处于极度危险的境地 Jumanji is in grave danger.
我们急需你的帮助 We need your help at once.
这是怎么回事 Whoa, what's going on here?
这是过场动画 是给我们说明... It's a cutscene. It's how we find out...
算了 之后我再解释 You know what, I'll explain afterwards.
我们最可怕的噩梦已经到来 You see, our worst nightmare has come to pass,
因为野蛮人尤尔根回来了 for Jurgen the Brutal has returned.
没错 那个最邪恶的勇敢岛征服者又回来了 Indeed, that most vicious Jumanjian conqueror is back.
并且还带来了他的野蛮部落 And he's brought with him his savage horde.
他们从扎特米尔山的堡垒下来 They descended from their fortress atop Mount Zhatmire
向南来到埃维安省 and made their way south to the Avian Province,
那里是神圣的猎鹰宝石之家 home of the sacred Falcon Jewel,
而宝石戴在村落长老的颈项之上 worn around the neck of the village elder.
猎鹰是勇敢岛的孕育宝石 The Falcon is the fertility jewel of Jumanji,
几百年来 埃维安省的人们 and it has been guarded by the people
一直守护着宝石 of the Avian Province for hundreds of years.
只要宝石能见到阳光 So long as the jewel can see the sun,
便能使水草丰润 土地肥沃 the waters will flow and the land will flourish.
好啊 Yeah!
许多勇敢的人在那天死去 Many brave souls died that day,
但尤尔根得偿所愿 but Jurgen got what he came for.
他将宝石藏于黑暗中 He stowed the jewel in darkness,
不见天日 hidden from the sun.
干旱降临这片大地 A drought befell the land.
庄稼枯萎死去 The crops dried out and died.
如果不将宝石尽快归还 And if the jewel is not returned soon,
也许将无法挽回濒死的生灵 it may be too late.
所以我们将你和你睿智的同伴们召唤前来 Which is why we called for you and your brilliant associates.
我明白你一定犹如泰山压顶 I understand the enormous weight that this must carry for you,
布雷夫史东博士 Dr. Bravestone,
这次历险与之前大不相同 how this adventure is like no other,
因为杀死你父母的人 since it was Jurgen the Brutal
正是野蛮人尤尔根 who killed your parents.
不不不不 No, no, no, no!
他杀死了布雷夫史东博士的父母吗 He killed Dr. Bravestone's parents?
没错 正是他 Indeed, he did.
就在博士年幼之时 When the doctor was just a boy.
那太糟糕了 Oh, well, that's terrible.
还要我说多少次 我们是在电子游戏里 I can't say this enough: We're in a video game.
你们一定要从野蛮人尤尔根手中取回宝石 You must recover the jewel from Jurgen the Brutal
让其沐浴在阳光之下 and show it to the sun.
他现在正往北穿越沙漠 He's making his way north across the desert now.
野蛮人尤尔根 是芭芭拉的儿子吗 Jurgen the Brutal. Is that Barbara's boy?
记住 目标是取回被掠夺的宝石 And remember, the goal is to recover the loot.
从那个野蛮人手中将其夺回 To wrest it from the hands of the brute.
如果你们希望退出游戏 And if you wish to leave the game,
就必须拯救勇敢岛 并且大声呼喊其名 you must save Jumanji and call out its name.
不好意思 勇敢岛是谁 Excuse me. Who is Jumanji?
如果我没听错的话 是她的姐姐 Well, if I was listening correctly, that is her sister.
这是你们的地图 Here's your map.
找到一片绿洲 跟着火焰找到沙漠果实 Find an oasis and follow the flame to the desert fruit.
我不能在这里降落 I can't land here,
所以你们得在这里跳下去 so you're going to have to drop in.
-什么 -不 不 - What? - No, no.
-我会尽量飞低一点 -奈杰尔 - I'll get as low as I can. - Nigel...
-等一下 -准备好 - Hold on. - Get ready.
准备好什么意思 What do you mean get ready?
我们没有降落伞 We don't have parachutes.
我们不是应该有... Shouldn't we have...?
-搞什么 -祝你们好运 - What the hell? - Good luck.
勇敢岛的未来就掌握在你们手中 The future of Jumanji is in your hands.
如果没有地方降落 Why did we take a plane
-为什么要坐飞机 -下去吧 - if there's nowhere to land? - And go!
搞什么啊 The hell, man?
我们在哪里 Where are we?
丛林呢 Where's the jungle?
我们怎么来这里了 What are we doing here?
我们要保持冷静 好吗 We've got to keep it together, okay?
-"保持冷静" -没错 - "Keep it together"? - Yes.
这是全新的故事线 This is a whole new thing.
没人说过我们要玩全新的故事线 Nobody said we'd have to do a whole new thing.
话说 宝芬妮在哪 And by the way, what the hell happened to Bethany?
这里到底是新罕布什尔州的什么地方 So, what part of New Hampshire is this exactly?
我们不在新罕布什尔州 麦洛 We're not in New Hampshire, Milo.
没错 这里不是新罕布什尔州 That's right. Exactly. Not New Hampshire.
-你开始明白了吗 -不明白 - You're starting to get it now? - Nope.
我完全不知道到底是怎么回事 I don't have the foggiest clue what's going on here.
那人一直叫我布雷夫曼医生 That guy kept calling me Dr. Braverman,
那是我骨科医生的名字 which is the name of my orthopedist.
我认为我是刚刚又做完一个髋关节手术 I'm thinking I just had another hip surgery
现在正在从麻醉中苏醒 and now I'm coming out of it.
快来看 Hey! Check this out!
我们必须要找到斯宾塞 Okay. We have to find Spencer.
因此 我想我们必须得开始玩这个游戏 To do that, I think we have to start playing the game.
我相信他已经开始了 I'm sure that's what he did.
我们找到他 通关游戏 然后回家 We find him, finish the game, and we go home.
艾迪 你没事吧 Ed, you okay?
你看看我 Would you look at me?
我重获青春了 I'm back.
我已经很久没有这么... I haven't looked like this since...
从来没有 Never.
你从来也没长这样 You looked like this never.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
我年轻时候 身材可好了 When I was younger, I was in great shape.
我记得你年轻的时候 I remember you when you were younger,
你可不长这样 and... this is not what you looked like.
我想我的眼睛是另一种颜色 I think my eyes are a different color.
你从头到脚都是另一种颜色 All of you is a different color.
我这样子看起来还不错吧 对吧 It's a good look on me, huh? Huh?
他们往北走了 Okay. They're headed north.
-北是哪一边 -我不知道 - Which way is north? - I have no idea.
要不要看看地图 Well, you wanna check the map?
好吧 我现在变成地图通了 Right. I'm the map guy now.
"找到绿洲 跟着火焰找到沙漠果实" "Find an oasis and follow the flame to the desert fruit."
跟着火焰找到沙漠果实 Follow the flame to the desert fruit.
你知道那是白纸一张吧 You know there's nothing on that?
他能看到 你看不到 He can see it, you can't.
地图上每个地方都是游戏中的不同关卡 Each place on the map is a different level of the game,
我们一步步地玩 关卡会越来越难 and the levels get harder as we go.
勇敢岛 沙丘
这一关叫做 This one is called...
"沙丘" "Dunes."
废话 No shit.
那是谁 Who the hell is that?
那是一只鸵鸟 Oh, that's an ostrich.
-不是吧 -没错 - Oh, no. - Yes, indeed.
那是一只鸵鸟 That is an ostrich.
鸵鸟是六十种不会飞的鸟的 The ostrich is a flightless bird,
其中一种 one of 60 species.
这当中还有企鹅 鸸鹋和鹬鸵 You got the penguin, you got the emu, and you got the kiwi.
有趣的是 我到现在才知道... Funny thing is, I don't remember knowing...
你是个动物学家 You're a zoologist.
上次我是动物学家 是重要的角色 I was a zoologist last time. It's an important job.
能快点说完鸵鸟的事吗 Maybe if we could get through this a little quicker.
还有就是鸵鸟跑起来时速能达到72公里 Well, another thing is, they can run up to 45 miles per hour,
这让它们成为了世界上最快的两腿动物 which makes them the world's fastest two-legged animal.
你们知道这些吗 太有意思了 Did you know that? Fascinating.
多么神奇的生物 What a magnificent creature.
我们应该离开这里 We should get out of here.
你还知道别的什么吗 What else do you know?
还有一个有趣的事 Here's another interesting fact.
鸵鸟有三个胃 厉害吧 They have three stomachs. How about that?
快给我走开 Come on. Beat it!
别靠这么近 Don't get so close.
就是只鸟罢了 快点走开 给我走 Just a bird, okay? Come on, get moving. Get out of here.
还有什么别的我们需要知道的吗 Anything else we need to know?
走开 笨鸟 Beat it, bird.
鸵鸟还有一个有趣的事 Another interesting thing about the ostrich...
我说快滚 笨鸟 I said scram, you stupid bird!
-就是受到威胁时 -给我走开 - ...is when threatened... - Get out of here!
它们会发起攻击 ...they attack.
我的老天 Oh, my!
艾迪 艾迪 Eddie! Eddie!
艾迪呢 他死了吗 Where's Eddie? Is he dead?
-是的 -不 - Yes. - No.
是的 他死了 但是他没事 Yes, he died, but he's fine.
我刚刚害死了艾迪吗 Did I just kill Eddie...
因为我说话太慢 by talking too slow...
他一直都说我会害死他的 like he always said I would?
为什么老是有人从天上掉下来 Why does everybody keep dropping from the sky?
护士 我立刻要见布雷夫曼医生 谢谢 Nurse, I'm gonna need to see Dr. Braverman right now, please.
我不是你的护士 大家听着 I'm not your nurse. Okay, listen.
我们手臂上的纹身 表示我们的生命数 These tattoos on our arms, that is your life count.
我们每人有三条命 We each have three lives.
你和弗里奇每人只剩两条了 You and Fridge each have two left.
如果三条都没了 If you lose all three,
听我说 游戏就结束了 listen to me, it is game over.
玩完了 你们就死了 That's it. You're dead.
死翘翘的死吗 Dead like... "Kaputski"?
没错 Yes.
死翘翘 Kaputski.
这是什么声音 What the hell is that?
-这下可不妙 -你们看 - That's not good. - Look.
关于鸵鸟还有一点 Oh, there's one more thing about ostriches.
糟了 Oh, no.
快说 Say it!
它们总是成群结队 They travel in herds.
我们得赶快离开这里 We gotta get out of here!
-快上沙滩汽车 -快 快 - Dune buggies, let's go! - Come on, come on!
-赶快 -等等 - Shake a leg! - Hey, wait.
为什么我这么慢 Why am I so slow?
快点 我们走 Haul ass, girl. Let's go!
-快点 快点 -我来了 艾迪 - Come on, come on! - I'm coming, Eddie.
-快走 -你看到哪里有钥匙吗 - Go. - Do you see the key anywhere?
-这要怎么开 -我没开过这种车 - Okay, how do I do this? - I've never driven one of these!
也许在仪表盘下面 Maybe under the dash.
-绿色按钮 -绿色按钮 快走 - Green button! - Green button. Go.
快走 快走 快走 Go, go, go!
快走 快走 Go, go.
天啊 Oh, my God!
快走 Go.
你开车技术太烂了 You are a terrible driver.
你说什么呢 我们这不挺好 What are you talking about? We're fine.
谁好了 你 Nobody fine. You...
不 不要 Oh, no! Ahh, ahh!
救命 Oh, help! Oh, oh!
抓牢了 艾迪 求你别松手 Hold on, Eddie. Please don't let go.
救我 Oh, help. Ahh!
救我 艾迪 Help. Eddie.
滚开 Beat it!
快逃 Get out of here!
我们应该甩掉它们了 I think we lost them.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
-你还好吗 -还好 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
糟了 Oh, no.
我们要怎么办 怎么办 What do we do? What do we do?
我不知道 I don't know!
上车 快点 Get in! Hurry!
蠢货 Suckers!
艾迪 Eddie...
天 Oh, my...
-哥们 -天啊 - Oh, dude! - Oh, dear.
我们要怎么办 What do we do?
怎么办 What do we do?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
-鸟 鸟 鸟 鸟 鸟 -鸟 - Birds, birds, birds, birds, birds! - Birds!
-搞什么鬼 老兄 -它们是不会飞的鸟 - What the hell, man? - They're flightless birds.
这也是一辆不会飞的沙地车 This is a flightless dune buggy!
不 不 不 不 Oh, no! No, no, no!
-我们过不去的 -我们能过去 - We're not going to make it. - We're gonna make it.
-不 过不去 -我觉得我们过不去 - No, we're not! - I don't think we're gonna make it.
我们过得去 We're gonna make it.
我们过不去了 We're not gonna make it.
太酷炫了 That was fantastic.
这司机糟透了 Oh, horrible driver.
你们看到了吗 蠢鸟 Yeah, you see that, birds?
别招惹小年轻 You don't mess with the kid.
就是那么棒 Right there!
你们看到了吗 Did you see me?
我太优秀了 I was incredible.
我救了你 我救了你 I mean, I saved you, I saved you,
我还一边开车一边从鸟嘴里救了这个人 I saved this guy from a bird while I was driving a car.
我是一个没有感情的战斗机器 I was a machine. I was relentless.
-我无所畏惧 -是的 没错 无所畏惧 - I was fearless. - Yes. Exactly. Fearless.
这就是布雷夫史东 看这个 That's Bravestone. Okay, check this out.
我的老天 Oh, goodness.
弱点 弹簧刀
强项 无畏 速度 攀爬 回旋镖 闷骚专注
这到底是怎么回事 What the hell?
这是你的强项和弱点 It's your strengths and weaknesses.
我是说你的游戏角色 I... I mean your avatar,
布拉维斯顿博士的强项和弱点 Dr. Bravestone's, strengths and weaknesses.
"无畏" 确实 "Fearless," Check.
弱点 弹簧刀
强项 无畏 速度 攀爬 回旋镖 闷骚专注
-"速度 攀爬" -"回旋镖" - "Speed. Climbing." - "Boomerang"?
"闷骚专注"是什么 "Smoldering intensity"?
那是你的一个傻傻的表情 It's this stupid face you make.
就是这个 There it is.
他是个老家伙 别发花痴 Old man. Get it together.
艾迪 你没事吧 你心脏病发作了吗 Eddie, you okay? You having a heart attack?
他左侧身体都不能动了 艾迪 看着我 His whole left side is shutting down. Eddie, look at me!
-怎么 -好了 你恢复正常了 - Yeah? - There you go. Now you're back.
弱点 "弹簧刀" Weakness: "switchblade."
弱点 弹簧刀
强项 无畏 速度 攀爬 回旋镖 闷骚专注
弹簧刀 这个是新的 Switchblade? Hey, that's new.
布雷夫史东上次没有弱点 Bravestone didn't have weaknesses last time.
是的 非常让我抓狂 Yeah, bugged the hell out of me.
我在想我是不是... I wonder if...
弱点 毒液
强项 空手道 太极 合气道 斗舞 双节棍
弱点 毒液
强项 空手道 太极 合气道 斗舞 双节棍
"双截棍" 这个是新的 "Nunchucks"? That's new.
该死 这些强项太厉害了 Damn, that's a good list.
麦洛 拍一下左边 大概胸口位置 Milo, push on your left, like, chest area.
-对不起 什么 -快点 哥们 - I'm sorry, what? - Come on, man.
弱点 蛋糕 速度 力量
强项 生物学 武器专员 语言学
我也有一个 什么 Oh, I got one too. What...?
我的天 "动物学" 就是你刚才说的 My. "Zoology." That's what you were talking about earlier.
-是的 没错 -是的 - Yes. Exactly. - Yes.
你的游戏角色是个动物学家 Your avatar is a zoologist.
我的侄子麦克斯韦是兽医 You know, my nephew Maxwell is a veterinarian.
-多么迷人... -"语言学" - What a fascinating... - "Linguistics"?
强项 生物学 武器专员 语言学
-我上次没有这个 -研究语言 - I didn't have that last time. - The study of languages.
也说得通 他把语言研究了个透 Makes sense. He studies the entire language
也说不到点子上 on his way to the point.
总之 他是32岁 还是35岁 Anyway, he's 32. Or is he 35?
时光飞逝 Time does fly.
好了 我们快点结束 Okay, let's get it over with.
弱点 耐力 高温 阳光 沙子
强项 绘制地图 考古学 古生物学 几何学
开什么玩笑 You gotta be kidding me.
几何学是... Well, geometry is...
-新的 -是的 - Is new. - Yeah.
谁不想更加擅长几何呢 Who wouldn't wanna be better at geometry?
弱点是 "耐力" And for weaknesses, "Endurance."
还有什么 瞧瞧看 "高温 阳光和沙子" And what else? Let's see, "Heat, sun and sand."
弱点 耐力 高温 阳光 沙子
强项 绘制地图 考古学 古生物学 几何学
应该没什么问题 Shouldn't be a problem.
我们又不是在 It's not like we're in the middle of
该死的沙漠中央 a goddamn desert or anything.
这角色的意义在哪里 谁需要这种家伙 What's the point of this guy? Who even needs this guy?
他会看地图 He can read the map.
你说得轻巧 你会双截棍 Easy for you to say, you got nunchucks!
半年来 我每天训练四个小时 I've been training four hours a day for six months.
现在看看我 Now look at me!
天啊 这里真热 Man, it is hot out here!
这家伙怎么能是冒险游戏里的角色呢 How is this guy a character in an adventure game?
好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay, okay, okay.
我得让这家伙强身健体 增强耐力 I gotta get this guy in shape and build up some endurance.
我知道怎么做 I know how to do that.
立卧撑跳 五个立卧撑跳 马上就做 Burpees. Five burpees, right now.
开始 Get it going!
-一个了 -一个 - That's one. - One!
-糟了 -很好 加油 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah, come on!
那边是北边 North is that way!
那什么... You know, it's, uh...
见到你很高兴 艾迪 It's really good to see you, Ed.
我不想听 I don't wanna hear it.
你不想听我说见到你很高兴吗 You don't wanna hear that it's good to see you?
-你出卖了我 麦洛 -我没有出卖你 - You sold me out, Milo. - I did not sell you out.
我们卖掉了我们的生意 是时候了 We sold our business. It was time.
-谁的时候 -是我该结束的时候了 - Yeah, time for who? - Well, it was time for me.
好吗 35年来每晚站着 Okay? Standing on my feet,
端上百个盘子 serving a hundred plates a night for 35 years?
我受够了 I was done.
我准备好了 老兄 I was ready, man.
我准备好退休了 I was ready to retire.
我不想说了 I'm done talking!
"绿洲" "The Oasis."
这应该是下一个关卡 I guess that's the next level.
-你说啥 -游戏的下一个关卡 - Huh? - The next level of the game.
我们在游戏里吗 We're in a game?
是的 艾迪外公 我们在游戏里 Oh. Yes, Grandpa Eddie, we are in a game.
开什么玩笑 You can't be serious.
你知道这事吗 Did you know about this?
你不是不想说了吗 I thought you were done talking.
-宝芬妮 -是的 - Bethany? - Yep.
-我也叫宝芬妮 -真的吗 - My name's Bethany too. - Really?
爸爸 她也叫宝芬妮 Daddy, her name's Bethany too.
当然了 亲爱的 Sure is, sweetie.
我能和你谈一下吗 Can I talk to you for a minute?
当然 可以 进来 Sure, yeah. Uh, come in.
对不起 我只是... I'm sorry, I just...
我不知道还能去哪里 I didn't know where else to go.
不 不 不 没关系 No, no, no, it's okay.
我很高兴你来了 I'm glad you came.
你能帮我启动这个机器吗 Do you think you can help me get the machine to start?
太危险了 That is so dangerous.
我知道 I know.
但我必须试一试 But I have to try.
他们是我的队友 They're my team.
我们到底要找什么 So, what exactly are we looking for again?
我们在找我的外孙 天才 We're looking for my grandson, genius.
好的 "跟着火焰找沙漠果实" Okay, "Follow the flame to the desert fruit."
看 Look.
他们来了 They're here.
鬣狗 Hyenas.
它们能咬碎骨头的牙齿非比寻常 Unusual for their bone-crushing teeth.
烟囱
Smoke Stack.
哪里有烟... Where's there's smoke...
哪里就有火 There's fire.
走吧 Come on.
这也叫掷骰子 You call that a roll?
还不错 Not bad at all.
我再赌两个 I'll bet you two more!
上酒 这边上酒 Drinks! Drinks over here!
这边再来一轮 Another round here!
-好 -好 - Yeah! - Yeah!
我以为你不会再回来了 I thought you'd never come back.
我需要跟你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
好的 Absolutely.
这里不行 现在不行 Not here, not now.
他们在这里 Not around them.
别烦我 Leave me alone!
真够火辣的 Fiery.
不是真人 Not a real person.
她说什么 What'd she say?
她说她以为我不会再回来了 Well, she said she thought I was never gonna come back,
她想晚点再见面 she wants to get together later,
大家都知道这是什么意思 and we all know what that means.
意思就是她有线索告诉你 It means that she's got a clue for you.
那还真是巧 因为我也有点情况要告诉她 That's a coincidence. Cause I got a clue for her.
-你有情况给她 -稍等 - You got a clue for her. - Wait a minute.
她是你的前女友 她就是火焰 She's your ex-girlfriend. She's the flame.
-"跟随火焰" -什么 - "Follow the flame." - What?
宝石在这里 The jewel, it's here.
等等 Wait a second.
那是杀了我父母的家伙吗 Is that the guy that killed my parents?
不是 是 算是吧 No. Well, yeah. Kind of.
我们今天损失了一个好人 We lost a good man today.
我们之中最好的一位 The very best of us.
因为达格芬恩 For Dagfinn...
不仅是我的驯鬣狗高手 wasn't just my hyena master.
他还是我的朋友 He was my friend.
我爱他如自己的兄弟一样 I loved him like a brother.
现在他离去了 And now he's gone.
而他深爱的鬣狗被留在世上 And his beloved hyenas are left...
没了主人 without their master.
达格芬恩万岁 Long live Dagfinn.
达格芬恩万岁 Long live Dagfinn!
他为什么必须要死 Why did he have to die?
他死是因为 He died because...
他犯了个错误 he made a mistake.
他想从我这里偷走一样很珍贵的东西 He tried to steal something quite precious from me.
让我别无选择 He left me no choice.
现在 And now...
我把他喂给他深爱的鬣狗 I feed him to his beloved hyenas.
太变态了 That's messed up.
我爱过达格芬恩 I loved Dagfinn!
我爱他超过你们中的任何人 There's none among you I love as much.
所以... And so...
钥匙 The key!
不见了 It's gone.
小偷 Thief!
我抓住她了 我抓住小偷了 I got her. I got the thief.
等等 Wait.
-你们...你们是...怎么... -过来 - Are you...? Are you guys...? Wha...? - Come here.
抓住她 别让她跑了 Catch her! Don't let her get away.
想偷我箱子的钥匙 Trying to steal the key to my chest?
没有 Nope.
摇摇她 Shake her down.
对不起 是我做的 我错了 I'm sorry, I did it. It was my fault.
我... I, uh...
我...我不... I just... I don't...
我不知道我怎么...天呐 I don't know what I was... Oy vey.
就是...我好像换气过度了 It's like, um... It's like I'm hyperventilating.
有人有桉树精油吸入器吗 Does anyone have, like, a eucalyptus inhaler?
或者牛皮纸袋 Or a brown paper bag?
斯宾塞 Spencer?
这里是不是挺热的 Is it really hot in here?
你是说... You mean...?
-就是他 他在那 -什么 - That's him. Right there. - What?
那不是斯宾塞 听着 我能认出我外孙 That ain't Spencer. Look, I know my grandson.
我外孙是个男的 My grandson's a guy.
他是换发型了吗 Did he change his hair?
-把她的头砍了 -对 - Cut off her head. - Yeah!
-把她的头砍了 -等等 等等 - Cut off her head! - Wait, wait, wait.
我想 还是别砍我的头了 I just think, uh, maybe don't cut off my head?
斯宾塞 Spencer!
-我的天 -他刚才是不是... - My. - Did he just...?
老天 Lord.
我的健康提醒器响了 That's my Life Alert.
我得吃药了 I gotta take my pill.
快点 Come on!
斯宾塞 Spencer!
我的天 你还活着 My God, you're alive.
你们怎么来这里了 What are you guys doing here?
我们怎么来了 我们来救你啊 蠢货 What are we doing here? We came to get you, fool!
-宝芬妮 -不是宝芬妮 我是弗里奇 该死 - Bethany? - Not Bethany. Fridge, goddamn it!
什么 所以... What? So, um...
我是麦洛·沃克 亲爱的 Milo Walker, darling.
麦洛 Milo?
-斯宾塞 是你吗 孩子 -外公 - Spencer? Is that you, kiddo? - Grandpa?
大伙 我找到斯宾塞了 在这呢 Guys, I found Spencer. Here's Spencer right here.
你偷东西干什么 What are you stealing for?
我还是之前的角色 I'm still me.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - Hey.
快走 Come on.
我们走 Let's go.
该死 差点得手 我都拿到钥匙了 Damn it, I was so close. I had the key in my hand.
-你为什么要阻止我 -有人说有小偷 - Why'd you stop me? - Huh? Someone yelled "thief,"
所以我就抓住你了 还要我怎么做呢 so I grabbed you. What do you want?
你们不该来这里的 都在我掌控之中了 You guys shouldn't have come here. I had it under control.
是吗 因为你似乎刚被杀了一回 Did you? Because it looked like you just got murdered.
究竟怎么回事 斯宾塞 你为什么来这里 I mean, what the hell, Spencer? Why are you even here?
游戏怎么会在你手里 Why did you have the game?
我们把游戏毁了 就是不愿今天这一幕发生 We destroyed it so that this would never happen!
我返回去拿到的 好吧 I went back and got it, okay?
我不知道为什么 但我还是拿了 I-I don't know why I did it, but I did.
然后昨晚 And then last night...
我的心情有点奇怪 I-I've been in kind of a weird place,
就有了这种想法 好吧 and something came over me, okay?
现在我们又困在这里了 And now we're all stuck here again!
我以为我会成为他呢 布雷夫史东 I thought that I would be him. Bravestone!
我想...我想重新拥有那种感觉 I want... I wanted to feel like that again.
那种...我什么都能做到的感觉 Like... I could do anything.
但相反 我成了 But instead, I'm, um...
明·迅足 Ming Fleetfoot.
弱点 花粉
强项 飞贼 扒手 撬保险箱
"飞贼 扒手 撬保险箱" "Cat burglar, pickpocket, safecracker."
这个角色也比我的好 Another better character.
-"弱势 花粉" -是 - "Weakness: pollen." - Yeah.
她身材纤细身手敏捷 还过敏 She's small and crafty and, and has allergies.
她简直就是我本人 I mean, she's basically me.
我发誓 要是我们活下去了 I swear, man, if we survive,
我要杀了你 I am gonna kill you.
我无法相信你是故意回来的 I just can't believe you came back here on purpose.
对不起 好吗 I'm sorry. Okay?
对不起 I'm sorry.
等等 Wait!
她来了 There she is.
-谁 -我前任 - Who? - My ex.
好吧 Okay.
你好 Hi.
要是让我丈夫知道我和你说了话 If my husband knew I was talking to you,
你就活不到明天早晨了 you'd be dead by morning.
那就别告诉他 Don't tell him?
听我说 尤尔根和他的军队 Listen to me, Jurgen and his army
要回他的堡垒去 are returning to his fortress.
他们要在那里见卡巴比克兄弟 There, they will meet the Brothers Kababik.
他会把猎鹰宝石交给他们 以此结成联盟 He will trade the Falcon Jewel, and an alliance will be formed.
你必须要在此之前拿到宝石 You must get the jewel before that happens.
你是我们唯一的希望了 You're our only hope,
所以你必须赶紧去 so you must hurry.
老天 My.
-你必须要走了 -该走了 - Now you must go. - Gotta go.
等等 他们会见到什么兄弟 Wait, they're gonna meet the Brothers who?
卡巴比克兄弟 The Brothers Kababik.
-巴巴比克兄弟 -小点声 - The, the Brothers Bababik. - Shh!
-卡巴比克 -你必须要在此之前 - Kababik? - You must get the jewel
拿到宝石 before that happens.
你是我们唯一的希望了 所以你必须赶紧去 You are our only hope, so you must hurry.
我觉得你应该再给我们解释一遍 I think you should explain it to us one more time.
等等 Wait a second.
那沙漠果实是什么 What about the desert fruit?
你不指引我们去找那个吗 Aren't you gonna lead us to that?
我必须要走了 Now I must go...
趁弹簧刀还没发现我不在了 before Switchblade realizes I'm gone.
什么 弹簧刀 What? Switchblade?
那是他的弱点 That's his weakness.
我爱你 布雷夫史东博士 I love you, Dr. Bravestone.
我永远都爱你 And I always will.
这... That...
是我的诅咒 is my curse.
我也爱你 I love you too!
她似乎是个好姑娘 She seems like a nice girl.
我们需要骆驼 We need camels.
好了大伙 要想追上尤尔根 我们就需要骆驼 Okay, you guys, if we're gonna catch up with Jurgen, we need camels.
我们还需要找到那个什么沙漠果实 And we need to find the desert fruit, whatever that is.
"跟随火焰" 我猜我们得跟着她 "Follow the flame." I mean, I guess we have to follow her.
你们去跟着她 我们去偷几头骆驼 You guys follow her, we'll go steal some camels.
"勇敢岛浆果树" "Jumanji Berry Tree."
勇敢岛浆果树 所需之时 勿忘种子
勇敢岛浆果 Jumanji berry?
这就是沙漠果实吗 That's a desert fruit?
估计是吧 I guess.
"所需之时 勿忘种子" "In the moment of need, remember the seed."
有点勇敢岛智慧的意思 A little bit of Jumanji wisdom there.
就在那 There it is.
好了 麦洛和我进去偷骆驼 Okay, Milo and I will break in and get the camels.
外公 你在这里放哨 好吗 低调点 Grandpa, you stay here on lookout, alright? Keep a low profile.
明白吗 低调点 Got it? Low profile.
要是有人要进牲畜棚 If anyone tries to enter the livery,
就吹个口哨之类的 just, I don't know, whistle or something.
没问题 Sure thing.
现在不是你闷骚的时候 That's not when you smolder.
你这时机不对 算了 It's not the moment for it. Forget it.
我就那么做了 也不知道在做什么 I just did it. I don't know what it was.
你看着就像肚子不舒服一样 Look like your stomach is upset.
好像是吃坏肚了子 Like you ate something bad.
天啊 Man.
我在出汗 我在出汗 I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
我非常不适应偷东西 Stealing makes me very uncomfortable,
作为一个盗贼来说这可不太好 which is not ideal for a burglar.
那么果实在树上 So the fruit is in the tree.
但如果不穿过这片水 But you can't get to it
也不知道是不是水 without going through the water
就摘不到 or whatever that is.
可能会被煮熟或者被食人鱼吃了之类的 Get boiled or eaten by piranhas or something.
"跟随火焰" "Follow the flame."
我们应该要这么过去 I think that's how we get there.
但我不知道自己怎么可能跳过去 But I don't know how I'm supposed to make that jump.
有可行性 I mean, it's doable...
但我没有平时那种爆发力了 but I don't have my usual explosiveness.
什么...靠 厉害 Wh... Ho! Yo!
棒 Yes!
玛莎 Martha!
-玛莎 -果实非常重 - Martha! - Oh, it's really heavy.
你还好吧 把手给我 You okay? Give me your hand.
上来 There you go.
等一等 Wait a second.
-什... -老天 什么情况 - What...? - The hell, man?
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
-什么鬼 -天呐 - The hell, man? - Oh, my God.
-弗里奇 -对 - Fridge? - Yeah.
玛莎 Martha?
对 Yeah.
一边去 这里没什么好看的 Hey, move along. Nothing to see here.
你说什么 What'd you say?
我说赶紧走 伙计 I said, keep walking, pal.
这里没什么好看的 走开 Nothing to see here. Beat it.
-你说什么 -我让你们走开 一边去 - What'd you say? - I said beat it, get out of here.
你说什么 What'd you say?
我说滚 I said, scram!
你们想跟我打吗 来啊 来啊 You want a piece of me? Yeah, come on, come on.
你们有什么能耐 让我瞧瞧 来啊 What do you got? What do you got? Come on!
来挨揍啊 Come and get it.
来啊 你们这些混蛋 Come on, you bastards!
来 骆驼 骆驼 Here, camel, camel.
来吧 走吧 Come on, let's go.
它们是骄傲雄壮的动物 对吗 They are proud and majestic animals, aren't they?
不客气 Oh, you're welcome.
你 你是...你刚刚是在和它们说话吗 Did you, did you...? Were you just talking to them?
按你的菜单键 就在这里 Um, press your menu. Uh, it's right here.
弱点 蛋糕 速度 力量
强项 生物学 武器专员 语言学
"语言学" "Linguistics."
你可以和动物对话 You can talk to animals.
对 Yes.
看起来我能和骆驼对话 It appears that I speak camel.
你能让它们跟我们走吗 Can you ask them to like...come with us and...?
稍等一下 Excuse me.
它们有话要说 They're willing to talk.
它们想知道对它们有什么好处 Uh, they wanna know what's in it for them
以及我们有多少行李 and how much luggage we have.
你看看我这样子 Will you look at me?
扮这么个角色能干什么 I mean, what am I supposed to do with this?
你是地图通 You read the map.
我不想做地图通 我应该是她才对 I don't wanna read the map. I'm supposed to be her.
结果呢 我脸上都长毛了 Instead, there's actual hair growing out of my face!
抱歉 每具身体都很美 即便这个也一样 Sorry. All bodies are beautiful, even this one.
等一等 Wait a second.
-真神奇 -当心点 - Oh, this is amazing! - Careful.
弗里奇 Fridge...
这个角色真是棒呆了 Yo, this thing is insane!
小心点 那身体不是个玩具 Be careful. That body is not a toy.
不是玩具 这身体是一台机器 No, it's a machine.
更棒的是 And on top of that...
有胸 boobs.
你碰我的胸 我就杀了你 Touch my boobs, and I will murder you.
太晚了 我做的第一件事就是那个 Too late. It was literally the first thing I did.
够了 别那样 Hey, hey, don't do that.
我们带着勇敢岛浆果去跟他们汇合吧 Let's take this Jumanji berry and go meet them.
别紧张 姑娘 Relax, girl.
我要试试你做的那套空中杂耍 I'm trying that flying acrobat thing you did.
-别 我们已经有浆果了 -看好了 - Don't. We have the berry. - Check this out.
没必要这样 It's not necessary.
等等 Wait.
弗里奇 小心点 我跟你说 那身体是个武器 Fridge, be careful! I am telling you, that body's a weapon.
你不知道它能做到什么地步 You don't even know what it's capable of.
这真神奇 This is amazing!
那身体是把上膛的枪 That body's a loaded gun!
对 这把枪现在就要射击了 Yeah! And this gun's about to go off!
老天 Oh, my God!
弗里奇 Fridge!
快过来 Come here.
-我的天 -见鬼 - Oh, my God. - Goddamn it!
来 没事 我拉住你了 Here, Okay, I got you. I got ya.
不 不 不 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no!
老天 刚刚太可怕了 Oh, my God, that was awful.
我讨厌当地图通 I hate being the map guy!
我们赶紧走吧 Let's get out of here.
弹簧刀 他在那里 Switchblade! There he is.
布雷夫史东 Bravestone!
我告诉过你 离我老婆远一点 I told you to stay the hell away from my wife!
-有人来了 -你做了什么 - We got company. - What did you do?
好了伙计们 就是现在 我们需要你们 All right, guys, this is the moment. We need you now.
它们说我们可以从后门出去 Uh, they said that we can get away out the back door.
-你是在和那头骆驼说话吗 -对 - Are you talking to that camel? - Yes.
它们是露希尔和汉克 That's Lucille and Hank.
后面的是杰弗瑞 And Jeffrey's in the back.
-我们得赶紧走了 -出了什么事 - We should get going. - What happened?
我爷爷无缘无故打了45个陌生人 My grandpa beat up 45 strangers for no reason.
那女人的丈夫想杀了他 That woman's husband is trying to kill him.
那就是沙漠果实吗 Is that the desert fruit?
对 是勇敢岛浆果 Yeah. It's a Jumanji berry,
大概有九十斤重 and it weighs like 100 pounds.
让我外公带着它 My grandpa will carry it.
我们得走了 We should get out of here.
-快走吧 外公 -我们走 - Come on, Grandpa. - Let's go.
-我可以干掉他们 -什么 - I could take them. - What?
你说什么呢 我们刚刚逃脱 What are you talking about? We escaped.
-我说 我能干掉他们 -艾迪 - I said, I could take them. - Oh, Eddie.
不 艾迪外公 那是弹簧刀 No, Grandpa Eddie, that's Switchblade!
人生中有些时候你得逃跑 I'm telling you, there's a time in life when you run.
也有一些时候 比如现在 应该留... Then there's a time in life, like now, where you stay...
弹簧刀 弹簧刀 Switchblade! Switchblade!
好准头 弹簧刀 Nice shot, Switchblade!
看我干啥 What?
我们应该很快就能看到扎特米尔山了 We should see Mount Zhatmire pretty soon.
格拉迪斯死前曾和我一起开车旅行过 You know, Gladys and I took a road trip before she passed.
我们穿过西南 We went on a ceramics tour
进行了一次陶瓷之旅 through the Southwest.
我失去了我的餐厅 就为了让你能开车到处玩 I lost my restaurant so you could drive around
-赏玩陶瓷烟灰缸 -对 艾迪 - and look at ashtrays? - Yes, Eddie.
退休了就应该干这个 That's what you do when you retire.
拓展自己的兴趣 You explore your interests.
我没有兴趣 I don't have interests.
我这样的人不退休 Guys like me, we don't retire!
我们工作 一直工作 We work, and then we keep working,
一直到最后 干到死 and then, eventually, we die.
但你让我退休了 你让我退休了 But you retired me. You retired me.
我能撑那么就都是奇迹了 It's a wonder I lasted as long as I did.
-什么 -你特别难以相处 艾迪 - What? - You're a difficult man, Ed.
人不能抛弃自己最好的朋友 麦洛 You don't abandon your best friend, Milo.
我失去餐厅就是失去了一切 When I lost the restaurant, I lost everything!
你... You...?
对 对 我知道 Yes. Yes, I know he is.
什么 你是在跟我的骆驼说话吗 What? Are you talking to my camel?
对 我是在和骆驼说话 Yes, I'm talking to the camel.
它看得出来你特别讨人厌 And he can tell that you're a pain in the ass.
我的骆驼竟然站你那边 My camel's taking your side?
它不是你的骆驼 And he's not your camel.
它只是载你一程 He's just giving you a ride.
是吗 那你们俩都去死吧 Well, how about the both of you go screw yourselves?
-你刚刚说了什么 -伙计们 - What did you just say? - Guys!
你和我 我们现在就在这里把这事了结了 You and me, we gonna settle this right here, right now!
-让你瞧瞧我的厉害 -你要做什么 - I'll show you what I am talking about. - What are you doing?
-我够不着地 -麦洛 你要干什么 - Don't know where I'm going. - Milo, what are you doing?
等等 等等 好了 Hold on. Wait, wait. Here we go.
你想跟我打 你是这么想的吗 You want a piece of me, huh? That's what you want?
你不会想和他打的 麦洛 You do not want a piece of him, Milo, I'm telling you.
那你就错了 年轻人 Oh, that's where you're wrong, young man.
因为我确实想揍他一顿 'Cause I do want a piece.
我想狠狠揍他一顿 I want a big piece.
艾迪 你不知道 See, Eddie, what you don't know
过去十五年 is that for the last 15 years,
我一直都在练太极 I've been studying tai chi.
现在 And right now,
我要运气 I am harnessing my chi.
我运好气了以后 就要抽你的屁股 And when I'm done, I'm gonna whup your ass.
麦洛 我跟你说这不是个好主意 Milo, I am telling you, this is not a good idea.
不 No!
拜托 老兄 Oh, dude!
你不能再杀人了 You gotta stop killing everybody.
好吧 All right, then.
我看这就算了结了 Well, I guess that's settled.
骆驼停下来了 The camels just stopped.
它们只能到这里 This is as far as they go.
它们说去尤尔根的堡垒的话 To get to Jurgen's fortress,
我们要沿这条路走 they said that we can head down this path here
然后右转 and make a right.
我们就会走到他的领地上 Then we're in his territory.
它们不想去那里 And they don't wanna go there
因为它们不想死 because they don't want to die.
我们也不想死 We don't wanna die either.
他真是有史以来最差劲的布雷夫史东了 He's the worst Bravestone of all time.
所以我们得越过...这个 So we have to get across... this.
我们能做到 我们能做到 Okay, we can do this. We can do this.
我们就是得慢慢来 做出谨慎的决定 We just have to take our time, make careful decisions.
你在说什么呢 这很容易 What are you talking about? It's obvious.
我们从那个桥开始 We start on that bridge there,
然后跳到那个朝右偏三十度的 then jump to that one that heads to the right at 30 degrees,
然后是那两个像是梯形两腰的桥 and then those two that look like two sides of a trapezoid...
几何学 原来是这里要用到的 Geometry. That's what it's for!
也许这个角色也不是完全没用 Maybe this character's not totally worthless.
-我先走 -真的吗 - I'll go first. - Really?
你们看 没什么大不了 You see? It's no big deal.
-怎么回事 -不不不 - Oh. What's going on? - Oh, no, no, no.
糟了 Oh, no.
-不 -外公 - No. - Grandpa!
见鬼 Ah, crap.
老天 Ah, geez.
搞什么 What the hell?
-没事 我们能做到 -是吗 - It's okay. We can do this. - Yeah?
关键是找到正确时机 It's about finding the right timing.
-来 来 来 -跟着我 - Come on, come on, come on. - Follow me.
快来 Come on!
来吧 麦洛 快过来 Come on, Milo, come on!
-老天 -过来 - Oh, Lord. -Here.
行了 Oh, okay.
大伙 Hey, you guys.
那个石头是不是... 在动 Is that rock... moving?
-糟了 -怎么了 - Oh, no. - What?
有麻烦了 Well, now, this is a problem.
-快点说 是什么 -老天 - Come on, what is it? - Oh, my.
说啊 是什么 Spit it out! What is it?
-告诉我们 -快告诉我们 麦洛 - Just tell us! - Tell us! Milo!
那些是山魈 Those are mandrills.
-我们得跑了 跑 跑 -快跑 - We should go. Go, go! - Go!
那一架 钝角方向 That one! Obtuse angle!
注意它们脸和屁股周围独特的鲜艳色彩 Note the distinctive and colorful pigment around their face and buttocks.
山魈是所有猴子中最重的 Mandrills are the heaviest of all monkeys.
甚至比狒狒更重 这两种经常被弄混 Even heavier than baboons, with which they are often confused.
现在走菱形 And now head for the rhombus!
快 快走 Come on. Hurry up.
-菱形 菱形 -快 - Rhombus! Rhombus! - Come on.
不 玛莎 No, Martha!
-不是那架桥 你跳错了 -什么 - Not that one. You're on the wrong bridge! - What?
跟它垂直那架 The perpendicular one!
玛莎 Martha!
不 No!
斯宾塞 你后面 Spencer, behind you!
快跳 Jump!
快 我接着你 Come on, I got you!
斯宾塞 Spencer!
不 No!
不 不 No! No!
滚下去 Get off!
快来 Come on.
放马过来吧 All right, bring it on.
来啊 快过来 Come on, come here.
外公 Grandpa!
外公 够了 Grandpa! Enough!
-外公 停下 -就是这样 - Grandpa, stop! - Yeah!
它们都掉下去了 They're gone!
快走 Come on!
把手给我 Give me your hand!
-什么 -相信我 - What? - Trust me!
走 Go.
最后一个 跳准抛物线的中心 Last one. Aim for the center of the parabola!
该死 他娘... Damn. Son of a...
-艾迪 -麦洛 - Eddie? - Milo!
艾迪 艾迪 你去哪 Eddie! Eddie, where you going?
我需要你的帮助 艾迪 I need your help, Eddie.
艾迪 Eddie!
艾迪 麦洛 Eddie! Milo!
-不是吧 -拜拜了 - Seriously? - Later.
-快跑 -快跑 - Run! - Run!
大伙好啊 Guys.
这又是谁 Who the hell's this?
亚历克斯 你怎么来了 Alex, what are you doing here?
宝芬妮觉得你们或许需要帮助 Bethany thought you might need some help.
-宝芬妮在哪 -就在这里 - Where is Bethany? - She's right here.
你是说... You mean...?
"惊讶吧 "Oh, my God, right?
我居然是一匹马 Like, I'm a total horse.
不敢相信我们找到了你们" I can't believe that we found you guys."
确实是宝芬妮 你怎么样 姐妹 Yep, that's Bethany. What's up, girl?
给你们带了厚衣服 We brought you some clothes.
你们肯定冻坏了 You must be freezing.
这匹马也是游戏角色吗 So, this horse is a character in the game?
没错 他叫赛科龙 Yeah. Cyclone's his name.
-感觉怎么样 -不知道 - How's that feel? - I don't know.
扭那一下挺严重 I sprained it pretty good.
你们究竟从哪找的衣服 Where'd you get these clothes anyway?
当我意识到我们要深入北方 When I realized how far north we were going,
就中途停下去购物了 we stopped to go shopping.
这里也能购物吗 你怎么知道上哪去购物 You can shop here? How did you know where to do that?
我曾在这里待了二十年 小子 I was here for 20 years, kiddo.
至少我不用再戴那顶蠢帽子 At least I got rid of that stupid hat.
却又戴上这顶蠢帽子 Now I got this stupid hat.
很神奇 是不是 It's something, isn't it?
没错 神奇 Yeah, it's something.
艾迪 知道吗 You know, Eddie...
你那时失去餐馆并没有失去一切 you didn't lose everything when you lost the restaurant.
你还拥有很多 兄弟 You still got a lot, man.
我失去了朋友 I lost my friend.
我也是 So did I.
很抱歉 麦洛 I'm sorry, Milo.
我也很抱歉 艾迪 I'm sorry too, Eddie.
我很早之前就该去找你 I should have tracked you down a long time ago.
我很高兴你来我家喝咖啡了 I'm glad you came over for coffee.
什么促使你这么做 What made you do it, huh?
为什么是现在 I mean, why now?
麦洛 怎么回事 Milo, what's going on?
你病了 You're sick.
多严重 How bad?
我没剩多少时间了 I don't have much time left.
该死的 Son of a bitch.
但我觉得自己很幸运 艾迪 But I count myself lucky, Eddie.
我娶了一个非常好的女人 I was married to a wonderful woman.
活了精彩的一生 I got to live a wonderful life.
并非人人都能这么说 And not everybody can say that.
所以我想和你改善关系 That's why I wanted to make things better with you.
如今改善了 And now that they are...
我... well, I'm...
我为此很开心 I'm happy about that too.
外公 麦洛 快来 我们要走了 Grandpa, Milo. Come on, we gotta go.
堡垒 "The Fortress."
堡垒
绿洲
勇敢岛浆果树
扎特米尔山
看着像最后一关了 Looks like the last level.
好吧 我们爬上山 Okay, so we climb that mountain
然后找办法溜进去 and then we sneak in somehow.
没错 然后在卡巴比克兄弟到之前 Yeah, and then we steal the jewel
偷走那个宝石 before the Brothers Kababik get there.
-然后让其沐浴在阳光之下 -好计划 - And then show it to the sun? - Sounds like a plan.
什么 What?
抱歉 我好像没听出这方案里有任何计划 I'm sorry, I think I missed the "Plan" part of the plan.
刚刚那关差点害死所有人 我都无法行走了 That last level almost killed us all. I can barely walk.
要是你外公揍错人 Your grandpa beats the hell out of the wrong guy
或者我们被北极熊攻击什么的 or we get attacked by a polar bear or something,
我该怎么办 what am I supposed to do?
我不会揍错人 I'm not gonna beat up the wrong guy.
你肯定会揍错人 You are gonna beat up the wrong guy!
你不是优秀的布雷夫史东 You're not a good Bravestone!
你太顽固 太暴躁 You're too stubborn and pissed off.
不停害死我们 You keep getting us killed.
你在说什么 What the hell you talking about?
还有麦洛 And Milo...
恕我直言 先生 And I say this with all due respect, sir.
不是当动物学家的好人选 is not a good person to be the zoologist.
他说话太慢 说到重点时人早死了 He talks too slow, and by the time he gets to the point, you're dead!
再说一次 无意冒犯 Once again, no offense.
没关系 None taken.
我告诉你为什么 And let me tell you why.
-因为我朋友伯纳德... -瞧见没 - Because my friend Bernard... - You see?
你是一个小偷 却神经过敏不敢偷 You're a thief who's too neurotic to steal anything,
宝芬妮是一匹马 Bethany's a horse...
我只知道 我们又一次被困这里 All I know is, we are stuck here again,
剩的生命不多 我的脚踝还疼死了 we are running out of lives, and my ankle is killing me!
-天啊 -弗里奇 - Oh, my God! - Fridge!
弗里奇 你没事吧 Fridge! Are you okay?
你们得来看看这个 Yo, you guys gotta see this!
在浆果树旁的水就是这个样子 That's what the water looked like at the tree.
我们那时... When we...
互换了身体 Switched bodies.
天杀的 好冷 Goddamn, that is cold!
老天 冻死了 Man! It's freezing!
搞毛啊 What the hell, man?
太棒了 Yes!
我好想你 I missed you so much.
天啊 伙计们 你们好 Oh, my God, you guys, hi.
斯宾塞 Spencer?
-外公 -是我 怎么 - Grandpa? - Yeah, what?
麦洛 Milo?
你真该看看你的傲人尺寸... You should see the size of your...
该死 Damn.
我从没想到缩小会这么开心 I never thought I'd be this happy to shrink.
我从未见过那样的事 I have never seen anything quite like that before.
老天 能再次用语言交流真是太好了 Oh, my God, it's so good to be able to talk again with words.
-斯宾塞 你好啊 -你好 宝芬妮 - Spencer, hi! - Hey, Bethany.
我们得好好叙叙旧 We have so much catching up to do.
我想听你在纽约的事 I wanna hear everything about New York.
不过感觉现在这时机不太对 But it feels like maybe this isn't the perfect, like, moment.
是的 晚点再说 Right. Like, later.
一定哦 Later.
-好点了吗 -是的 - Better? - Yeah.
好多了 Much.
我有头发 I got hair!
四十年来头一回 我得去告诉麦洛 For the first time in 40 years. I gotta go tell Milo.
-出去小心点 外公 -好 - Be careful out there, Grandpa. - Yeah.
-你脚踝怎么样 -什么 - How's your ankle? - Hm?
-你的脚踝 -有点痛 - Your ankle. - It's a little sore.
但绝对没你表现的那么痛 But definitely not as bad as you were making it seem.
-你这话什么意思 -没什么 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
只是你刚刚说自己扭伤得很厉害 没那么严重 Just you were making a big deal of it. It's not that bad.
离那匹马远点 Get the hell away from that horse!
别动 Freeze!
麦洛 Milo!
等等 是哪只脚 Wait, which ankle was it?
别动 Hold it.
别碰我 Get your hands off of me!
我陪着你 麦洛 I'm with you, Milo.
我就在这里 I'm right here.
大伙 Guys, guys.
艾迪和麦洛 Eddie and Milo.
被抓走了 They got them.
到处都是冰 There's ice everywhere,
进去只有一条路 and there's only one road in.
四处都是守卫 我不知道怎么能进去 It's covered with guards. I don't know how we'll get in.
我看到冰崖顶有一处地牢 Okay. I see a dungeon at the top of this ice wall.
堡垒
你外公肯定被关在那里 That must be where they're keeping your grandpa.
麦洛很可能在反方向 And Milo is probably in this, like, barn thing
那地方看起来像个畜棚 all the way on the other side of the place.
好吧 我们得分头行动 Okay. We gotta split up.
一队去找麦洛 另一队救出我外公 One team goes to get Milo, the other busts out my Grandpa.
可是我们怎么进去 But how do we get in?
弗里奇 你背包里有什么攀冰装备吗 Fridge, do you have any ice-climbing equipment in your backpack?
你是说这样的吗 You mean something like this?
攀冰装备
-就是这样的 -瞧 - Just like that. - See?
所以我是背包男 That's why I'm the backpack guy.
-这就是原因 -是的 你真的很在行 - That's why. - Yeah. You're great at that.
对 我知道 Yeah, I know.
玛莎 你愿意跟我去吗 Martha, will you come with me?
当然愿意 Of course.
我都忘了这样的感觉 I forgot what this part feels like.
很吓人 It's scary.
是啊 Yeah.
我们可以的 这只小队无所不能 We can do it. This team can do anything.
这事我最清楚了 Nobody knows that better than me.
-对 -来吧 朋友们 - Yeah. - Come on, you guys.
我们来加油 Bring it in.
来势汹汹 Be aggressive.
来 来势汹汹 Be, be aggressive.
来势汹汹 Be aggressive.
来 来势汹汹 一起说啊 Be, be aggressive. Come on, guys.
我想的不是这个 不要 That's not what I thought this was. No.
我们该出发了 We should just go.
好吧 加油 小队 Okay, just... Go, team.
很好 Okay.
我要混到他们里面 I'm gonna try to sneak in with them.
穿成这样我应该可以通过 你们留在这里 I think in this outfit, I might be able to pass. You guys stay here...
什么 那不行 What? No way.
时机到了 你们留下 Now's the moment. Stay here.
-亚历克斯 不 -祝你好运 亚历克斯 - Alex, no! - Go. Good luck, Alex.
我们走 Come on.
你说什么"我们走" 宝芬妮 What are you talking about, "Come on"? Bethany.
宝芬妮 Bethany!
向右转 Turn right.
你们 站住别动 You there. Stay where you are.
谁 我们吗 Who, us?
你们是卡巴比克兄弟吗 Are you the Brothers Kababik?
-我们是谁 -你们是卡巴比克兄弟吗 - Are we the who? - Are you the Brothers Kababik?
是 Yes.
就我们 我们正是 We are them. It is we. Us.
我们就是卡达布 卡达布里克兄弟 We are the Brothers Cadabra... Kadabrik.
他是其中一个兄弟 He is one brother,
我是另一个 and I am the other brother.
我们同父异母 We... We got different mothers.
但我们 是来取约定之物 But we, uh... We came to get the thing that we came to get.
卡巴比克兄弟 Brothers Kababik,
我代表野蛮人尤尔根 on behalf of Jurgen the Brutal,
欢迎你们来到扎特米尔要塞 welcome to Zhatmire Stronghold.
谢谢 Thank you.
有件事我一定要问你 There's something I have to ask you.
你问 Okay.
为什么你该来看我的时候 你都不来 Why didn't you come visit when you were supposed to?
你第一次取消了 You canceled the first time,
然后又打算万圣节再来 你又取消了 then you were gonna come for Halloween. You cancel again.
然后我再听到你消息的时候 Then the next time I hear from you,
你告诉我说 我们该冷静一段时间 you tell me we should take a break?
就是 我看着你在图享网上的那些照片 It's just... I saw all your pictures on Instagram,
你看起来那么开心 我 and you looked like you were having so much fun, and...
我真的很没有安全感 I just got really insecure or something.
我感觉我不是自己认为的那个人 Like I wasn't the guy I thought I was.
或者我不是你所认为的那个人 Or I wasn't the guy you thought I was.
那样情况就更糟 Which would be even worse.
斯宾塞 你觉得我就 Spencer, do you think I'm not...
不是每时每刻都担惊受怕吗 totally terrified all the time?
我去上学 然后突然之间 I got to school, and suddenly,
我这辈子第一次 大家真的喜欢我 for the first time ever, people really liked me.
但我一直觉得 But I'm always thinking that...
我也说不清 I don't know, like it's...
就像是别人迟早会发现 Like it's just a matter of time
真实的我是什么样子 before somebody figures out who I really am.
但后来我看到了你 But then I see you.
你让我喜欢上了 And you're the person who makes me feel good...
真实的自我 about who I really am.
当你感到害怕 不安 When you're, like, scared and insecure,
那就是你最需要朋友的时候 that's when you need your people the most.
沃克先生 Hey, Mr. Walker.
拉那么长的脸干什么 Why the long face?
老一辈的冷笑话 抱歉我没忍住 Dad joke. Sorry. Can't help it.
我来救你出去 Let's get you out of here.
好吧 Okay.
这就是障碍跑 It's just an obstacle course.
你很擅长这个的 You were good at those.
好了好了 开个房去 All right, all right, get a room.
外公 我们来把你弄出来 Grandpa... let's get you out of there.
我来 Here.
我们来把这地方炸了 怎么样 Let's blow this joint, huh?
我们还是得找到宝石 外公 We still have to find the jewel, Grandpa.
肯定在金库或者珍宝室之类的地方 It must be in a vault or treasure room or something like that.
对 这种游戏都是这样的 Yeah, that's how it works in these games.
我来这破地方的路上经过了一个金库 I passed a vault on the way up to this dump.
一个门 一米厚的钢门 Single access, 3-foot-thick steel door.
进去的唯一方法是通过天花板的炉栅 Only way in is through a grate in the ceiling.
我觉得应该可以了 I think I got it now.
只需要踩在 Just stay on...
凸起的砖块上 the raised ones.
野蛮人尤尔根正在等你们 Jurgen the Brutal awaits.
告诉我 你们谁是谁 So, tell me, which brother is which?
你什么意思 How do you mean?
哪个兄弟是哪个 Which brother is which?
你们谁是奥古图斯 谁是托马托利 Which of you is Augustus and which is Tomatoli?
我是奥古图斯 I am Augustus.
我是托马托利 And I'm Tomatolik.
奥古图斯·卡巴比克 Augustus Kababik.
全勇敢岛最聪明的人 The cleverest man in all of Jumanji.
没错 正是在下 Yes, I'm totally that man.
-以及托马托利·卡巴比克 -是我 - And Tomatoli Kababik. - That's me.
最勇敢的阉人 The bravest eunuch.
-等下 什么 -你刚是说"阉人"吗 - Wait a minute, what? - Did you say, "eunuch"?
托马托利·卡巴比克 所有人都听过 Tomatoli Kababik, everyone knows the tale
你伟大无私牺牲的故事 of your great and generous sacrifice.
你献上你的睾丸 How you gave your testicles
以此拯救这土地不受洪水所害 in order to save the region from the floods.
可能哪里有点误会 There might be a little confusion.
当然了 所有人都知道 Of course. Everybody knows the story
我这弟弟还有他著名的睾丸的故事 about my little brother and his famous testicles.
-愿它们安息 -愿它们安息 - Wherever they may be. - Wherever they may be.
好了 我们退一步 我们先从前面说起 All right, let's back up. Let's go back a little bit.
-要先说清楚几件事 -他非常勇敢 - Let's clear some stuff up. - He's super brave.
我一直是特别聪明的那个 I've always been the super clever one,
他则一直是特别勇敢的那个 and he's always been super brave.
-特别没蛋 -别胡说了 - And super ball-less. - Stop saying that!
-我的俩蛋都好好的在这里 -精神上还在 - Both of my balls are right here! - In spirit.
它们在精神上仍然存在 They're here in spirit.
永远都是 Always.
当然了 Of course.
对吧 老弟 Right, bro?
没错 Right.
我没有蛋 I got no balls.
宝箱就在那里 There's the chest.
好了 到你了 外公 Okay. You're up, Grandpa.
-谁 我吗 -对 你是飞贼 - Who, me? - Yes. You're the cat burglar.
-什么 -你的角色 明 - Huh? - Your character, Ming.
-明 -对 明 - Ming? - Yes, Ming.
你的游戏角色 她叫这名字 Your avatar. That's her name.
你的小包里有一套开锁器 Right there in your satchel, you have a set of lockpicks.
开锁器 我怎么会有开锁器 Lockpicks? Why would I have lockpicks?
因为明是飞贼 Because Ming's the cat burglar.
你不觉得应该是你们哪个来干这事吗 Don't you think one of you should do this?
-你有这技能 -我有这技能 - You have the skills. - I have the skills?
不是你 是明 Not you. Ming.
是哦 明 Right. Ming.
求你别问明是谁 Please don't ask who Ming is.
还不赖 对吧 Not bad, huh?
现在我们就只要想办法把你搞出去 Now we just gotta figure out how to get you out of here.
我们来看下吧 Shall we?
这就厉害了 Now, that's cool.
欢迎 要吃蛋糕吗 Welcome. May I offer you a piece of cake?
不 不 No! No!
不要 No!
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
稳住 Steady.
你那个叫明的朋友没我这么好身手吧 I'd like to see your friend Ming do that!
我们有麻烦了 We got an issue here.
卡巴比克兄弟 我向二位介绍野蛮人尤尔根 Brothers Kababik, I present Jurgen the Brutal.
终于 At last,
在这历史性的一天我们见面了 we meet on this historic day.
没错 见到阁下真是万分荣幸 Yes, it is so great to meet you.
大人 你那又粗又圆的脖子上 Your Honor, if that be the Falcon Jewel
挂着的如果正是猎鹰宝石 upon your thick and meaty neck,
或许我们应该 perhaps we should...
拿走 take it.
今天我们建立了牢不可破的同盟 Today we forge an unbreakable alliance.
你们的家族会加入我 Your family will join me,
一片接一片的土地 我们终会征服世界 and land by land, we'll take the world.
所以在这历史性的一天 我要问 So I ask, on this historic day,
她在哪里 where is she?
-谁在哪里 -你说的是谁 - Where's who? - Who you talking about?
你们的妹妹 Your sister.
即将嫁给我的 Soon to be my bride.
是这样 这其中可能有什么误会 You know what? I think that there's been a misunderstanding.
你们的妹妹在哪里 Where is your sister?
我们这说的是哪个妹妹 Which sister were we talking about?
黛比 布鲁克 Debbie or... Brooke?
还是塞拉 Or Sierra?
你们的妹妹在哪里 Where is your sister?
她正在准备 就在旅店里 She's getting ready, back at the hotel.
她在干新娘婚礼当天会干的那些事 She's doing what brides do on their wedding day.
跟姑娘们待在一起 Hanging with the girls,
做一下发型 手足护理 getting her hair done, mani-pedi.
如果你们来了 而你们的妹妹没来 If you come here without your sister...
我可能就要砍下你们的头了 I just might have to cut off your heads.
不 不 别这样 No! No, no, no. Don't.
天啊 别 放开 God, no. Get off!
-不要 -所以我再问最后一次 - No. No. - So I'll ask one last time:
-她在做手足护理 -你们的妹妹在哪里 - Getting a mani-pedi! - Where is your sister?
我在这里 I'm right here.
格温德琳·霍滕西亚·露维达·卡巴比克 Gwendolyn Hortencia Lewelda Kababik?
是你吗 Is that you?
对 是我 Yes. That is me.
现在有劳你 野蛮人老大 Now, please, O Brutal One,
放开我的哥哥们 release my brothers.
你是否愿意 在这一天这一刻 And is it your intention, on this day, at this hour,
与扎特米尔的野蛮人尤尔根成婚 to wed Jurgen the Brutal of Zhatmire?
对 正有此意 Yep. That's my plan.
你是否愿意为他延续血脉 And is it your intention to mother his children
使他与你的家族结为姻亲同盟 and forge in blood this union with your family?
我愿意 Yes.
格温德琳·卡巴比克 Gwendolyn Kababik...
举世闻名 Known throughout the world
才貌双全 for your beauty and cunning.
现在你是我的了 And now you're mine.
我可以拿猎鹰宝石吗 May I hold the Falcon Jewel?
当然可以 我的新娘 Of course, my bride.
谢谢 Thank you.
拿走 Get it.
野蛮人尤尔根 Jurgen the Brutal!
卡巴比克兄弟行程延误仍在戈雷克 The Brothers Kababik have been delayed in Gorek.
他们是假冒的 These are impostors!
-假冒的 -抓住他们 - Impostors? - Seize them!
不 不 我们可以解释 No, no, no. No. We can explain.
不 不要 No, no, no.
有件事我忘了告诉你 I forgot to tell you one thing.
我有男朋友 I have a boyfriend.
退后 退后 Get back. Stay back.
离远点 退后 Stay away. Get back!
退后 Get back!
滚开 Get out of here!
我会把你们给点了 混蛋们 I will torch you, bitches.
我会把你们的脸烧了 I will literally burn your face.
我去戈雷克见卡巴比克兄弟 I'll meet the brothers in Gorek.
把他们杀光 Kill them all!
去抓住他 Go get him!
去夺回宝石 Go get the jewel!
别担心我们 快去 Don't worry about us. Just go!
背包 Backpack.
退远点 我会几何学 Get away! I know geometry.
我可不是开玩笑 退远点 I'm not messing around, you guys. Get away!
弗里奇 我们要死了 Fridge, we're gonna die!
谁想跟新娘跳支舞 Anybody wanna dance with the bride?
你想来一下吗 You want a piece?
来啊 Come on!
双截棍 Nunchucks.
酷毙了 Awesome!
我们做到了 We did it.
快走 Let's go!
-快点 快点 -动作快 - Come on, come on! - Hurry!
你们看 Look!
-那是斯宾塞吗 -我的天 - Is that Spencer? - Oh, my God.
不 No!
斯宾塞 Spencer!
你是什么人 Who are you?
我是斯摩德·布雷夫史东博士 I'm Dr. Smolder Bravestone.
弱点 勇敢岛浆果
强项 凶猛 愤怒 斩首
斯宾塞 Spencer!
-他说骑到他背上 -谁 我吗 - He says to get on his back. - Who, me?
不 Oh, no.
麦洛 Milo!
-我天 -他要干什么 - Oh, my God. - What's he doing?
等下 Wait.
麦洛 Milo!
太棒了 麦洛 Yeah, Milo!
冲啊 Go!
我们来了 斯宾塞 We're coming, Spencer!
"让其沐浴在阳光之下" "Show it to the sun."
外公 宝石 Grandpa, the jewel!
你得让它照到太阳 准备好 You gotta show it to the sun! Get ready!
加油 麦洛 Come on, Milo!
-快飞 -快点 快点 - Go! - Come on, come on!
来吧 Yeah!
-大声呼喊其名 -大声呼喊其名 - Call out its name. - Call out its name.
大声呼喊其名 Call out its name!
勇敢岛 Jumanji!
他们说什么 What'd they say?
勇敢岛 Jumanji?
太好了 Yes!
我们胜利了 We won!
我们做到了 We did it!
把我放下来 Put me down.
-把我放下来 别闹了 -好 - Put me down, goddamn it. Stop! - Okay.
你们就是在找这个吗 这小东西 Is this what you were looking for? This little thing?
外公 你们真是太厉害了 Grandpa, you guys were incredible.
是啊 麦洛就是这样 Yeah, that's the thing about Milo.
他有很多特长 He's got a lot of skills.
麦洛和艾迪 Milo and Eddie.
现在是什么情况 What are we doing here now?
做得好 勇敢的冒险家们 Well done, intrepid adventurers.
你们又一次拯救了勇敢岛 You have saved Jumanji. Again.
现在如果你同意 And now, with your permission,
布雷夫史东博士 我就接管那宝石了 Dr. Bravestone, I will take the jewel from here.
我会用生命保护它 I will protect it with my life
把它交还给埃维安省的长老保管 and return it to the care of the elder at the Avian Province.
你们在这里的工作就结束了 And so your work here is done.
全勇敢岛感谢你们 All of Jumanji thanks you.
悲伤的是 我们也要就此别过 And, sadly, this is where we part.
我不知道有什么好悲伤的 I don't know what's sad about it.
我已经准备好赶快离开了 I'm ready to get the hell out of here.
什么 What?
真的吗 Really?
大伙 你们不会相信的 Guys, you're not gonna believe this.
他说什么 What'd he say?
-他说他 -想留下 - He says that he... - He wants to stay.
他说总要有人留下守护这个地方 He says somebody's gotta stay and look after this place.
他都75岁了 刚学会飞 And that he's 75 years old and he just learned how to fly.
但那样他就出不去了 But he won't be able to get out.
他知道的 He knows.
麦洛 Milo.
我觉得 我才刚和你重归于好 I feel like I, just got you back.
现在我要永远失去你了 Now I'm losing you for good.
"你不会失去我的 兄弟 "You're not losing me, buddy.
我永远在你身边" I'll always be with you."
做你的搭档 Being your partner...
是我一辈子最好的事之一 is one of the best things I ever got to be.
他说 "谢谢" He says, "Thank you."
不 不 No, no.
该我说谢谢 麦洛 Thank you, Milo.
好棒 Yes!
-保重 麦洛 -再见 - Take care, Milo! - Bye!
-去吧 麦洛 -再见 麦洛 - Go, Milo! - So long, Milo!
再见 沃克先生 Bye-bye, Mr. Walker!
那就是我的搭档 That's my partner right there.
要是有麦洛这样的朋友 那真是太幸运了 Everybody should be so lucky to have a friend like Milo.
走吧 外公 我们回家 Come on, Grandpa. Let's go home.
大伙们 Hey, guys.
谢谢你们来找我 Thanks for coming to get me.
你要是再来 你就烂在这里好了 斯宾塞 You do it again, your ass is gonna be stuck here, Spencer!
我可不会再来了 'Cause I'm not coming back!
大家都还好吗 Everybody okay?
还好 Yeah.
外公 你还好吗 Grandpa, you okay?
我挺好 Yeah, I'm good.
我靠 Holy shit.
打 回到原位 反击 Strike. Square one. Counterstrike.
下面那个大的吗 The fat one on the bottom?
大的 不是 是R键上面那个大的 The fat... No, the fat one above the R.
好了 在二号上面 Okay. Atop number two.
对 对 打 打 Yeah. Yeah. So strike, strike.
没错 反击 Yeah. Counterstrike.
然后踢我 Then kick me.
我跟你说点事 Let me tell you something.
-变老 -我知道 变老太不爽了 - Getting old... - I know. Getting old sucks.
变老 Getting old...
是一份馈赠 is a gift.
我有时候会忘记 I forget that sometimes.
但的确如此 But it is.
一个人还能再要求什么呢 What more could a guy possibly want?
你们好啊 Hey, guys.
你们今天过得怎么样 How was your day?
非常好 It was really great.
没错 Yeah.
斯宾塞教我玩了一个电子游戏 Spencer taught me how to play a video game.
诺拉餐厅
算了吧 Hell, no.
你还好吗 外公 You okay, Grandpa?
嗯 Yeah.
这里有很多美好的回忆 A lot of good memories here.
艾迪 Eddie.
艾迪 是你吗 Eddie, is that you?
诺拉 Nora.
你们好啊 Hey, guys.
你好吗 兄弟 What's up, bro?
生意如何 So how's business?
你知道的 You know how it is.
我的经理六个月前辞职了 搬去了费城 My manager quit six months ago, moved to Philly.
在那之后这里就一直乱糟糟的 Place has been kind of a mess ever since.
很难找到真正懂该如何运营餐馆的人 It's hard to find people who really know how to do this.
这也不用我来跟你说了 I don't have to tell you this.
那么你这里需要帮忙咯 So you need some help around here?
你认真的吗 You mean it?
我是说我 I mean, I...
我很荣幸 I'd be honored.
见到你真好 艾迪 It's really good to see you, Eddie.
我也是 Likewise.
我去把这个 I'm... I'm gonna take this
拿到我要去的那边 where I was going and...
马上就回来 I'll be right back.
你们也得来纽约 You guys gotta come to New York too.
对 我等不及了 Yeah, I can't wait.
这支小队 永不走散 This team, forever.
永不走散 Forever.
一直这样 Always.
一直永不走散 Always and forever?
-我们要保持联系 -当然了 - Yeah, let's keep close though. - Of course, yeah.
还有件事 One thing.
我们能不能都说好 Can we all agree?
再也别回游戏里去了 Let's never go back there.
-我以为我们早就说好了 -肯定的 - I thought we already agreed on that. - That's fine.
抱歉来这么晚 Sorry it's so late.
每年到了这时候 Yeah, it's that time of year.
大家的暖气全坏了 Everyone's heaters are broken.
没关系 你来了就好 It's no problem. I'm just glad you made it.
炉子就在这边 The furnace is right over here.
那是旧的电子游戏机吗 Is that an old video game console?
对 可能吧 是我儿子的 Yeah, probably. It belongs to my son.
我是个游戏迷 Yeah, I'm a big gamer.
我从来没见过这样的东西 I've never seen anything like it.
看上去是坏了 Well, it looks like it's broken.
你最好别碰 Maybe you shouldn't touch it.