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‎好 Okay.
‎别说任何挑衅的话 Don't say anything provocative.
‎我不会让祖国蒙羞 I will not embarrass the Fatherland.
‎你知道自己惹上了多大麻烦吗 You get how much trouble you're in?
‎知道我惹上了多少次真正的麻烦吗 Know how many times I've been in trouble for real shit?
‎这是我第一次惹上蠢得离谱的麻烦 For once, I'm in trouble for something demonstrably stupid.
‎-你必须认真对待 ‎ -我很认真 我会认真的 - You have to take this seriously. - I am. I will.
‎这是怎么回事 What is going on here?
‎我叫你振作起来 I told you to pull it together.
‎我故意衣冠不整 ‎因为我喜欢你为我整理 I left it crooked 'cause I like it when you fix me up.
‎你好香啊 You smell good.
‎拜托 听听他们的意见 好吗 Please, be receptive to their input, okay?
‎没错 我不打算证实 ‎这荒谬至极的整个程序是有道理的 Yeah, I'm not about to validate the total absurdity of this proceeding.
‎我不是纳粹分子 I'm not a Nazi.
‎你觉得拿纳粹开玩笑合适吗 Do you think it's acceptable to joke about Nazis?
‎不 但那确实让我想起有一次 ‎两个纳粹分子走进一家酒吧… No, but that does remind me of this time when two Nazis walked into a bar--
‎对于这种情况 ‎我们有直截了当的处理规程 We have a straightforward protocol for this sort of situation.
‎你们两个写一份道歉声明 The two of you, you work on a statement of apology,
‎然后会发布到所有相关平台上 and then we post it on all relevant platforms.
‎对不起 你叫什么来着 I'm sorry, what's your name again?
‎-罗尼 ‎-对 那位是罗尼 - Ronny. - Yeah, that's Ronny.
‎罗尼是通讯部门主任 Ronny. He's, chief of communications.
‎有些人称之为危机管理或名誉管理 Some people call it crisis management, or reputation management.
‎我拒绝跟别人共同写作 I don't co-write.
‎那你觉得我们该怎么处理 How do you suggest that we handle this then?
‎-我要跟他们谈谈 ‎-跟那个谈 - I'm gonna talk to them. - To who?
‎-"跟哪个" ‎-"跟哪个" - "To whom." - "To whom."
‎学生们 The students.
‎-不行 ‎-我不建议那么做 - No, no, no. No, no, no. - I wouldn't advise that.
‎我有终身教职 I'm tenured.
‎你不能限制我在自己课堂上的行为 You can't constrain my actions in my own classroom
‎或我在校园里的讲话 or my speech on this campus
‎除非我违反了院系行为守则 unless I'm in violation of the faculty code of conduct,
‎而我没有 which I'm not.
‎大学应该鼓励异议 Universities are supposed to encourage dissent.
‎我们应该为这些孩子感到骄傲 We should be proud of these kids.
‎他们就是会这么做 This is what they do.
‎事实上 我还在上本科的时候 In fact, when I was an undergrad,
‎我为了支持南非撤资运动 ‎光着屁股坐在那张桌子上 I sat bare-ass on that very desk for South African divestment.
‎我们去买卡布奇诺拿铁不 Are we gonna get that cappuccino latte?
‎我们还有几件事要讨论 There are still a couple things we have to discuss.
‎我一会儿去找你 I'll catch up with you later.
‎好 Okay.
‎这事已经在社交媒体上炸开锅了 This is already all over social media.
‎主席开始接到赞助人和校友的电话 The president is starting to get calls from donors and alumni.
‎要是不马上解决问题 If it's not resolved immediately,
‎他可能会要求比尔辞职 I wouldn't be surprised if he asks for Bill's resignation.
‎-不 他会道歉的 ‎-他没有表现出丝毫歉意 - No, he's going to apologize. - He doesn't seem remotely apologetic.
‎我可以保证在我们下一场对话后 Well, I can guarantee that after our next conversation,
‎他会满心懊悔 he will be filled with remorse.
‎等等 Wait up.
‎我喜欢你摆出一副上司架子的时候 I like when you act like you're my boss.
‎-你在里面的表情太酷了 ‎ -我就是你上司 - You should've seen your face in there. - I am your boss.
‎好 那你今晚要做什么 女上司 Okay. Well, then what are you doing tonight, boss lady?
‎-能约你出去吃晚餐吗 ‎-你有什么毛病 - Can I take you out for dinner? - What's the matter with you?
‎不 你现在不能约我出去 No, you cannot ask me out right now.
‎这是严重的纪律问题 This is a serious disciplinary matter.
‎所以我要让人力资源部的小文员 ‎替我写道歉信 So I'm gonna let some paper pusher from HR write an apology for me?
‎这是在伤害我的学生 ‎他们远远就能闻到我的失职了 That's a disservice to my students. They'd smell that coming a mile away.
‎知道他们远远还能闻到什么吗 Know what else they'll smell coming a mile away?
‎你身上这种傲慢气息 This little streak of arrogance you got going on here.
‎老天啊 我不是纳粹分子 好吗 ‎我难道不可以… For Chrissake, I'm not a Nazi, okay? Am I not allowed--
‎这跟你是不是纳粹分子无关 This is not about whether you're a Nazi.
‎重点是你这个人 ‎是不是在面对这种事情的时候 It's about whether you're one of those men who, when something like this happens,
‎以为拍拍屁股就能脱身 thinks he can dust himself off and just walk away
‎不会摊上任何后果 without any fucking sense of consequence.
‎就是说拒绝跟我吃晚餐吗 That a "no" on dinner?
叫她系主任 第一季 第３集
‎小亚有8000个推特粉丝了 Yaz hit 8,000 Twitter followers,
‎我把这事发到了院系网站上 so I posted that to the department's website.
‎你发了她赢得 ‎国家人文学术基金会奖金的事吗 - You posted she won the NEH Fellowship? - Yep.
‎发了 不幸的是 ‎关于乔恩办公室的事 我没辙了 And unfortunately, I'm coming to a dead end in terms of Joan's office.
一定有办法的 ‎ There's gotta be something we can do.
我… I--
‎谢谢你 劳丽 ‎我要跟莱拉聊聊 Hi. Thanks, Laurie I wanna talk to Lila for a second.
进来吧 Come on in.
‎我知道看起来我一直在无视你 I know it seems like I have been ignoring you,
‎但只是情况太混乱了 but it's just been chaos.
‎别忘了你晚餐有约 Don't forget, you have that dinner tonight.
‎该死 是什么活动 Crap. What is that again?
‎在院长家 也许是关于整件… At the dean's house. Maybe it's about the whole…
‎好了 谢谢你 劳丽 谢谢 Thanks. Thanks, Laurie. Thanks.
‎我有个在威斯康辛的朋友 叫莎拉 ‎她的指导老师被控骚扰 My friend Sarah at Wisconsin, her adviser got accused of harassment,
‎到头来他的推荐信变成了废纸 and his recommendation ended up being worthless.
‎-没人认为多布森是纳粹分子 ‎-我欠了一大堆学生债务 - Nobody thinks Bill Dobson's a Nazi. - I have a mountain of student debt.
‎他开了个无聊的玩笑 他准备道歉 It was a bad joke, and he is about to apologize.
‎有人一直打电话给我 People have been calling me.
‎什么人 What people?
‎记者 Reporters.
‎-我该说什么 ‎-天啊 什么都别说 - What should I say? - My God, don't say anything.
‎如果事态变严重 ‎可能会把我们害得很惨 If this gets big, it could… it could really hurt us.
‎你也会是受害者 I mean, that means you too.
‎毫无疑问 "白鲸记"原本很失败 Moby-Dick was a failure, of course.
‎批评家讨厌它 ‎梅尔维尔在默默无闻中死去了 Critics hated it, and Melville died in obscurity,
‎他在给朋友纳撒尼尔·霍桑的信件中 ‎也预测了这种凄凉的场景 as he himself had predicted in letters to his friend, Nathaniel Hawthorne,
‎这本书正是他献给霍桑的 to whom he dedicated the book.
‎直到1920年代 作品才被重新审视 ‎成为了影响深远的大师之作… Not until the 1920s was it reappraised as the seminal master--
‎我们要讨论 ‎梅尔维尔打老婆这件事吗 Are we going to discuss the fact that Melville was a wife-beater?
‎确实有女权主义学者做出这种假设 It is true that some feminist scholars have posited that,
‎但在没有绝对证据的情况下 but in the absence of definitive proof,
‎我觉得我们最好把注意力放在原文上 well, I-- I think it's best we attend to the text itself.
‎我们关心的是梅尔维尔这位作者 ‎而不是梅尔维尔这个人 We're concerned with Melville the author, not Melville the human being.
‎但你刚刚提到了梅尔维尔这个人 But you just referred to Melville the human being.
‎说他给霍桑写私人信件 His personal letters to Hawthorne?
‎我想提出的观点是他的… ‎他与霍桑的友谊… I was only making the point that his, his friendship with Hawthorne was,
‎是他作为作者的成长历程中 ‎很重要的一方面 was an important aspect of his growth as a writer.
‎你是认真的吗 Come on, are you serious?
‎直到1920年代 It was not until the 1920s
‎小说占据了属于它的一席之地 ‎成为了… that the novel took its rightful place as the--
‎我们会在我的课上讨论打老婆的事 We'll cover the wife-beating in my section.
‎还会讨论梅尔维尔生命中的女人 That, as well as some important contributions to Melville's work
‎对他的作品的重要贡献 by the women in his life.
‎无限期延期
‎无限期 Indefinitely?
‎无限期延期
‎谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
‎无限期的意思是"直到进一步通知" Indefinitely just means "until further notice."
‎能帮我把这些传单 ‎贴到这里和校园各处吗 You wanna help me put these flyers up in here and around campus?
‎我通过黑板平台给全班发邮件就好了 I could send an email to the class through Blackboard.
‎这事不止是影响了班上的学生 It's gone way beyond just the students in our class.
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‎你男人完蛋了 Your boy's toast.
‎猜猜还怎么着 那儿没有无线网络 Guess what else? There is no Wi-Fi.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
‎-你联系技术支持部门了吗 ‎-我已经留了700条信息 - You tried tech support? - I've already left 700 messages.
‎我现在正要去那边 I'm on my way over there right now.
‎你想来吗 利用一下你的大权 Do you wanna come? Pull your weight?
‎我要去说服伦兹 ‎但我今晚会把这事告诉拉尔森 I gotta go nudge Rentz. But I will bring it up to Larson tonight.
‎我很抱歉 乔恩 我… I'm… I'm so sorry, Joan, I…
‎这样吧 你想来这里办公吗 ‎我可以清理一下这些破东西 You know what? You wanna work here? I can move some of this crap.
‎彭布罗克
‎不用了 Nah.
‎彭布罗克
你看了学生评价没 You look at your evaluations yet?
‎看了 Yes.
‎他们怎么说 And what did they say?
‎我太振奋人心了 That I'm too exciting.
-‎等一下 他一直都在这里吗 -‎我还没时间重新布置 - Wait a minute. Was he always in here? - I haven't had time to redecorate.
‎我拿到终身职位的时候 I gave him a hand job in his car
‎为了庆祝 在他车里帮他打了飞机 when I got tenure. To celebrate.
‎那是1924年那会儿的学院主席 That's the president of the college from, like, 1924.
‎看起来像我帮着打飞机的那个人 Who looks like the guy I gave a hand job to.
‎-而且那怎么算是为你庆祝呢 ‎-问得好 - Also, how is that a celebration for you? - Good point.
‎他欠我一次高潮 不管他是谁 He owes me an orgasm, whoever he is.
乔恩 你听说了比尔 ‎要到市镇大厅跟学生开会吗 Joan? You hear about Bill doing a town hall with the students?
‎-我很担心 ‎-这就是他做的事 他们爱他 - I'm worried. - This is what he does. They love him.
‎他很有同理心 He's so empathic.
‎如果闯祸的是艾略特 甚至是你 ‎我才会担心 Now, if it were Elliot, or even you, I'd be worried.
‎敲敲门 Knock, knock.
‎噢 你好啊 Hi.
‎谢谢你的苹果派 Thanks for the apple pie.
‎桃子 Peach.
‎-对 ‎-对 - Right. - Yeah.
‎-你有空吗 ‎ -来吧 - Do you have a minute? - Sure. Sure.
‎-我们得把门打开 ‎-这会是一场灾难 - We need to keep that open. - This is going to be a bloodbath.
‎你为什么这么说 Why do you say that?
‎听着 所有跟希特勒有关的所谓笑话 ‎都自成一类 See, any so-called jokes related to Hitler are in their own special category.
‎你知道有孩子戴上了希特勒的胡子 ‎模仿你的梗 然后发到网上吗 You know some kids put on Hitler mustaches and posted knockoffs of your meme?
‎你不明白吗 我是说 ‎这事在校园层面的影响更广 Do you not see this? There's a larger campus context here.
‎民族层面的影响也更广 民兵组织这么多 ‎身为犹太人会遭遇什么 There's a larger national context. To be Jewish with all these militias?
‎去年的反犹太事件数量 ‎是40年来最多的 Last year, we had the largest number of anti-Semitic incidents in 40 years.
‎意图当然很重要 但即使你没有恶意 Of course intent matters, but even if you meant no harm,
‎你所做之事的影响有着… if the impact of something that you did has….
‎-金博士 这位是达夫妮 ‎-我叫达夫娜 - This is Daphne. Dr. Kim-- - Dafna.
我刚刚也跟他说了同样的话 Hi. I was just, telling him the same thing.
‎英雄所见略同 Great minds think alike.
‎-你找我有事吗 ‎ -有 -Do you need me for something? -Yes.
‎好 Okay.
‎我还有一件事想问你 但下次再说吧 There's something else I wanted to ask you about, but to be continued.
‎好 Sure.
‎-好了… ‎-你在搞什么鬼啊 - Okay-- - What the fuck are you doing?
‎她冲了进来 直接关上了那破门 She came barreling in here and she closed the door.
‎那你为什么不打开 Why didn't you open it?
‎因为她指控我煽动了另类右派 Because she was accusing me of inciting the alt-right,
而我不想打断她 and I didn't wanna interrupt her in the middle of that.
‎别 什么啊 No. What?
‎什么事都没发生 好吗 That's nothing, okay?
‎你就是个麻烦 You're trouble.
‎我 Me?
‎我能请你帮个忙吗 Can I ask you a favor?
‎你今早表现那么差 算你欠我的 After your performance this morning, you owe me one.
什么事都行 Anything.
你今晚可以照顾珠珠吗 我要去拉尔森院长家参加活动 ‎ Can you babysit Ju Ju tonight? I've got this thing at Dean Larson's.
什么活动 For what?
‎谁知道呢给轮子上油 打通关系 Who knows? Grease the wheels.
‎-这是什么意思 -我不知道 - What is this? - I don't know.
什么样的轮子长这样 What wheel is like this?
‎我办公室里的无线网络坏了 The Wi-Fi in my office is on the fritz.
‎-出什么问题了 ‎-没问题 - What's wrong with it? - There isn't any.
‎我可以给你装信号增强器 Well, I could get you a booster,
‎但需要让你的院系填写相关表格 but your department will have to fill out the paperwork.
‎你跟系主任谈过了吗 Have you talked to your chair?
‎好吧 Okay.
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‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎...该死 … Sh--
‎天哪 My God.
‎我听说这儿网坏了 I heard your internet is down.
‎太好了 进来吧 Wonderful. Come in.
‎然后…你连上网了 And… you're online.
‎这么久你都躲哪儿去了 Where have you been all my life?
‎不知道啊 信息技术部 I don't know, IT department?
‎其实你有没有听说过评价教授网 Actually, have you ever heard of RateMyProfessors.com?
‎听说过 Yeah.
‎我应该接受学生们的一些批评 I'm supposed to take in some of my students' criticisms.
‎-为什么 ‎-我已经知道他们会说什么了 - Why? - I already know what they're gonna say.
‎说我不该教任何超过300页的书 That I shouldn't teach any books that are more than 300 pages long.
‎我不会假定他们只会这么说 Well, I wouldn't just assume they're gonna say that.
‎我是说 也许他们会说些有趣的话 I mean, maybe they'll have something interesting to say.
‎我会给你好评 I would give you a good review.
‎这字体太小了 This font is so small.
‎你能不能把其中一些评价念给我听 Would you mind reading some of these out loud to me?
‎-念些你认为可能有用的 ‎-行啊 好 我们看看 - The ones that you think might be helpful. - Okay. Yeah, let's, let's see.
‎你确定这网站是合法的吗 You sure this is legit?
‎-不 那条不行 ‎-什么 - No, not that one. - What?
‎-不 那条不行 ‎-什么 写什么了 - No, not that one. - What? What does it say?
‎"胖死了 不矮" "All dumpty, no humpty."
‎是说我胖吗 还是说这些词 ‎现在有不同的意思 What, like I'm fat? Or do those words mean something different now?
‎不 就是那意思 No, that's what they mean.
‎但你显然不胖 ‎看看你 你身材看起来很好 But clearly you're not. Look at you, you look great.
‎念下一条好吗 Go to the next one, okay?
‎"我只要一想汉布林教授 ‎就能抑制住…" "Professor Hambling's what I think about when I'm trying not to, …"
‎-不说了 ‎-没关系 - No. - It's okay.
‎-我觉得这条没有建设性 ‎-说吧 - I don't think this is constructive. - Come on.
‎"就能抑制住 ‎射在我女朋友身体里的冲动" "When I'm trying not to cum in my girlfriend."
‎他不想射在女朋友身体里的时候 ‎就会想着我 I'm what he thinks about when he's trying not to cum in his girlfriend?
‎‎-我不懂 -我不会过度分析 - I don't get it. - I wouldn't overanalyze it.
‎他只要想着我… I'm what he th…
‎我们来看看吧 Let's just have a little look at that.
‎-这是昨天发的 -是吗 我没注意到 - This was posted yesterday. - Was it? I didn't notice that.
‎你应该能揪出这个混蛋吧 I don't suppose there's any way you could track this fucker down?
‎我可以 但这是违法的 Well, yeah. I mean, it'd be illegal though.
‎我要出去了 I'm heading out.
‎-晚安 ‎-晚安 - 'Night. - 'Night.
‎你看过小亚建议请的外部评审了吗 Did you take a look at Yaz's suggestions for external reviewers?
‎我们必须找一些 ‎注重女权主义学术研究 We have to have people who take feminist scholarship
‎和批判性种族理论的人 艾略特 and critical race theory seriously, Elliot.
‎她是我们唯一的资浅研美学者 She's our only junior Americanist.
‎你显然也会从中获利 这样可以保住你的研究领域 You share a mutual interest, obviously, in making sure your field remains
‎作为本系最重要领域之一的地位 ‎对吗 one of the most prominent in our department, right?
‎不管怎样 ‎我们希望她的审核能顺利通过 Anyway, we want her case to go through with flying colors.
‎我会把她的作品发给德高望重的学者 I'll send her work out to respected scholars
‎他们会客观地审查 who will review it objectively.
‎很好 Great.
‎当我得知英文系 When I found out the English department
‎选出了第一位女系主任时 elected their first female chair,
‎我欣喜若狂 I did cartwheels.
‎我主修的是英文 于是我告诉保罗 I was an English major, so I told Paul
‎我必须和她握手 然后… I have to shake her hand, and…
‎跟她说好样的 And say well done.
‎我不知道选举时竞争有多激烈 ‎但谢谢你 I don't know how competitive the election was, but thank you.
‎-你别妄自菲薄 ‎-他说得对 - Don't undersell yourself. - He's right.
‎妄自菲薄的女人一定不会成功 No woman ever got anywhere by underselling herself.
‎我现在满脑子想的是这烂摊子 Now, I have been thinking about this clusterfuck.
‎多布森教授 ‎我可以向你保证 他一定会道歉的 Professor Dobson. I can assure you he is going to apologize.
‎-他真的很崩溃 ‎-不是 - He is truly devastated. - No, no.
‎你们那边需要提振士气 注入新血液 来点儿明星效应 You all need a pick-me-up over there. Some new blood. Some star power.
‎-威廷顿太太有个特别来宾… ‎-我正好碰到了这么一个人… - Mrs. Whittenden has a special visitor-- - I happened to run into such a person--
‎-你说吧 ‎-不了 - You go. - No.
‎-说吧 ‎-不了 抱歉 你说吧 - Go ahead. - No, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
‎我在农贸市场碰到了这个人 ‎难以置信吧 At the farmers market, if you can believe it.
‎他在附近有一栋乡村别墅 He has a country house around here.
‎我们开始聊天 我心想 We started talking, and I thought,
‎"这个人可以 "Here's the kind of person
让文学研究恢复生机" who can revitalize the study of literature."
‎你猜怎么着 And lo and behold,
‎他同意负责教授今年的杰出讲师课 he agreed to give the Distinguished Lecture this year.
‎我以为… I thought that, …
‎历史上 决定权在系主任手上 Historically, that's been at the chair's discretion.
‎资金的使用权 ‎在负责提供资金的受托人手上 The funds are at the discretion of the trustee who endowed them.
‎金博士 我这个人选是无可匹敌的 And you can't beat my candidate, Dr. Kim.
‎我已经宣布麦凯博士会成为… I already announced that Dr. McKay would be--
‎-你猜是谁 ‎-我不…我真的不行 -Guess who it is. -I don't-- I really can't.
‎你会很激动的 You'll be thrilled.
‎那是条… That's a--
‎那就是条线索 That's a clue right there.
‎-科尔森·怀特黑德 ‎ -再猜 - Colson Whitehead. - Try again.
‎-会是你喜欢的人 ‎-我喜欢科尔森·怀特黑德 - It's someone you'll like. - I like Colson Whitehead.
‎大卫·杜可尼 David Duchovny.
‎那位演员 The actor?
‎-史考利探员本人 ‎-是穆德探员 - Agent Scully himself. - Mulder.
‎穆德 对 他… Mulder. Yeah. He'll, …
‎他会需要把课程准备好 Well, he'll need to prepare his lecture
‎跟挑选出来的英文系学生会面 and, have meetings with selected English majors.
‎我们计划用抽签的方式选人 We're planning to choose names by lottery.
‎所以我们需要你给他找间办公室 And so we're gonna need you to find him an office.
‎各就各位 预备 开始 Ready, set, go.
‎你的生活是什么样的 What's it like to be you?
‎有喜有忧 It's a mixed bag.
‎我看到你哭了… I saw you crying…
‎在你妻子去世的时候 when your wife died.
‎在厨房里哭 我妈妈也哭了 In the kitchen, and my mom was crying.
‎对 Yeah.
‎-当时…那是… ‎-我没有爸爸 -Well, you know, that was a… That was-- -I don't have a dad.
‎人生的一个特点就是你真的… Well, one of the things about life is you real--
‎直到你年纪大了 你才会意识到… You don't really realize what, you know, until you're a lot older--
‎你有蛀牙吗 Do you have cavities?
‎有 Yeah.
‎我没有 I don't.
‎你想读我最喜欢的书吗 Do you wanna read my favorite book?
‎-当然想啊 ‎ -里面有裸照 - I sure do. - It has naked pictures in it.
‎人类大家庭
‎我不记得自己婴儿时的事了 I don't remember being a baby.
‎对啊 我也不记得了 Yeah, me neither.
‎-他在做什么 ‎-这是在喂母乳 - What's he doing? - They're breastfeeding.
‎我不记得我的生母了 I don't remember my birth mom.
‎等我有孩子的时候 我就25岁了 When I have a baby, I'm gonna be 25.
‎也许是27岁 Maybe 27.
‎我不想太老 I don't wanna be really old.
‎我也会结婚 And I'm gonna be married.
‎很多人认为婚姻是庸俗的制度 A lot of people think marriage is a bourgeois institution.
‎-你知道那是什么意思吗 ‎ -我妈妈快47岁了 - You know what that is? - My mom is turning 47.
‎对啊 她等了很久才找到你 Yeah, well, she had to wait a long time to get you.
‎她把你的安全座椅在门口放了两年 For two years, she had your car seat by the door,
‎还准备了一整套衣服 a whole set of clothes ready to go.
‎她一直在等 She was waiting and waiting,
‎她越过了重重障碍 and, you know, she had to jump through a lot of hoops.
‎今天我的老师说 Today, my teacher said
‎我要带领全班庆祝墨西哥亡灵节 that I'm going to lead the class for Día de los Muertos.
‎-你知道那是什么吗 ‎ -知道 - You know what that is? - Yeah.
‎太激动人心了 That's exciting.
‎所以我们可以给你的妻子 ‎建一座祭坛 让她的灵魂找到你 So we can make your wife an altar so her soul can find you.
‎我只需要知道她最喜欢什么 I just need to know what her favorite things were.
‎她很擅长弹钢琴 Well, she was really good at piano.
‎她最喜欢吃什么 ‎蛋糕和糖果什么的吗 And, like, what were her favorite things to eat? Like cake, candy…
‎最好是有香气的食物 It's good if it's something she can smell.
‎她很喜欢吃披萨 She really liked pizza.
‎我也一样 Same.
‎我们要看到另一根阴茎了 We're about to see another penis.
‎-我试过警告你… ‎ -你不能假装他是个学者 -I tried to warn you-- -You can't just pretend he's an academic.
‎他差点就拿到了博士学位 He almost got his PhD.
‎就是说他没拿到博士学位 That's another way of saying he doesn't have his PhD.
‎需要支持的是我院系里的教职员 ‎他们货真价实 拿着真实资质 I have real faculty with real credentials who need support.
‎有人没法工作 ‎有人被赶到了地下室里 Who cannot do their work. Who are literally sitting in basements.
‎-他是个有名气的人 ‎-才不是 - He is a recognizable name. - No, he is not.
‎这些孩子不看电视 他们看的是抖音 These kids don't watch TV. They're on TikTok.
‎出席率 Butts in seats.
‎这是你现在唯一需要在乎的事 That's the only thing that should matter to you right now.
‎创意写作 Creative writing?
‎那是你系里唯一一个 ‎学生人数上涨的课程领域 That's the only field in your department building enrollments.
‎学生们想制作内容 Students want to produce content.
‎-我的天哪 内容 ‎-对 - My God. Content. - Yeah.
‎不管是自己出版的小说 还是博客 Whether it's a novel to self-publish, or… or a blog.
‎-或者… ‎-至少找个真正的作家 - Or-- - Then at least get a real writer.
‎他是"纽约时报"畅销书作家 He is a New York Times bestselling author.
‎-胡说 ‎-你查一下 - No, he's not. - Look it up.
‎才不是呢 No.
‎人呢 Hello?
‎对 我们… Yeah, let's…
‎你把我的碗都洗了 You did all my dishes.
所以… So, …
谢谢 Thanks.
‎你知道到市镇厅要说什么吗 You figure out what you're gonna say? Town hall?
‎我可以吗 Can I, …
‎-可以对着你彩排吗 ‎ -好 - Can I try it out on you? - Yeah.
‎好 Okay.
‎谢谢各位到场 Thank you for coming.
‎如果我冒犯了在场任何人 ‎我真心感到非常痛心 I'm truly heartbroken to have offended anyone here.
‎事实是… The fact is…
比尔 Bill.
‎你知道吗 我放弃了 You know what? I give up.
‎抱歉 我只是… Sorry. I'm just--
‎好吧 Okay.
‎有这个 There's this.
‎大卫·杜可尼的确是畅销书作家 David Duchovny is a bestselling author.
‎没门 No.
‎还是不能让他教杰出讲师课 Still can't let him give the Distinguished Lecture.
‎我别无选择 I don't have a choice.
‎"大卫·杜可尼在普林斯顿念书时 ‎论文写的是贝克特" "David Duchovny wrote his thesis at Princeton on Beckett."
‎和你一样呢 Just like you.
‎不 No.
‎"他在耶鲁大学时 ‎导师是哈罗德·布鲁姆" "He was Harold Bloom's advisee at Yale."
‎-天啊 ‎-就是啊 -Jesus. -I know.
等等 回到上面 ‎那真的是大卫杜可尼的屁股吗 Wait, wait. Go back. Is that really David Duchovny's butt?
‎为什么每次提到大卫·杜可尼时 ‎我们都要叫他全名 Why do we keep saying David Duchovny's whole name every time we mention him?
‎-那真是大卫的屁股吗 ‎-好吧 -Is that really David's butt? -Okay.
‎-他身材很好 ‎ -够了 -He is in shape. -That's enough.
‎派对帐篷到了 但我们没办法搭起来 The party tents are here, but we're unable to set them up.
‎为什么 Why?
‎有学生在等比尔·多布森讲话 ‎在市镇厅 There's students waiting to hear from Bill Dobson. The town hall.
‎天啊 那在主院里现在吗 Jesus Christ. That's in the main quad? Right now?
‎-我们要不要把场地搬走 ‎ -不 - Should we move the venue? - No.
‎等他们散场再搭吧 Just start setting up when they disperse.
‎派校园警察到那边 Get the campus police there.
‎在下午剩余的时间 清理好四方院 Keep the quad clear for the rest of the afternoon.
‎大家好 各位到场对我来说意义重大 Hi, everybody. It means a lot to me that you showed up for this.
‎显然我不是犹太社区的成员 Obviously, I am not a member of the Jewish community,
‎没有资格告诉你们 ‎什么会构成冒犯 什么不会 and I'm not in a position to tell you what is or isn't offensive.
‎-没错 ‎-对 - That's right. - Yeah.
‎但我和各位一样 ‎是彭布罗克大学社区的成员 But I am a member of the Pembroke community, as are we all,
‎我想站到你们的角度理解这件事 and I wanna understand your point of view.
‎-彭布罗克容不下纳粹分子 ‎-对 - No Nazis at Pembroke. - Yeah.
‎我同意 哪儿都不能容下纳粹分子 I agree. There should be no Nazis anywhere.
‎-这里容不下仇恨言论 ‎-同意 - Hate speech has no place here. - Agreed.
‎你是怀有新纳粹情绪吗 Are you harboring neo-Nazi sentiments?
‎-你是纳粹吗 ‎-不 我是教授 - Are you a Nazi? - No, I'm a professor.
‎纳粹讨厌教授 ‎因为纳粹是思想的敌人 Nazis hate professors, because Nazis are enemies of thought.
‎美国大学收到的最伟大的礼物之一 One of the greatest gifts that American universities ever received
‎就是为了逃离第三帝国 ‎涌来这里的知识分子 was the influx of intellectuals who fled the Third Reich.
‎包括作家托马斯曼 Writers like Thomas Mann,
‎汉娜·阿伦特 贝托尔特·布莱希特 ‎和席奥多·阿多诺 Hannah Arendt, Bertolt Brecht, Theodor Adorno.
‎很多人写了关于法西斯思想的 ‎宝贵研究 Many of them wrote invaluable studies of the fascist mindset.
‎为思想自由作出了宝贵的辩护 Invaluable defenses of freedom of thought.
‎如果我是你 ‎我不会用犹太难民的故事 I wouldn't use the stories of Jewish refugees here, if I were you.
‎并不是所有人都是犹太人 Not all of them were Jewish.
‎有些人只是跟犹太人团结了起来 Some of them were standing in solidarity.
‎你是拿自己跟汉娜·阿伦特比吗 You comparing yourself to Hannah Arendt?
-不 -‎在课上向希特勒敬礼之后 - No. - After saluting Hitler in your class.
‎我们听听他解释吧 Let's hear him out.
‎我们继承了他们的宝贵财富 We are inheritors of their legacy.
‎大学应该是维护自由话语的地方 The university should be a place to uphold free discourse.
‎毫无恐惧地交换想法 The exchange of ideas without fear.
‎没错 只要是你发言 ‎就可以拿言论自由说事了 It's all about free speech as long as you're the one talking.
‎好吧 Okay.
不是的 我希望这是一场 ‎所有人都能发表意见的讨论会 No, I want this to be a forum where everyone can voice their opinion.
‎你是个拥有终身教职的白人教授 ‎为"纽约时报"写专栏文章 You're a white tenured professor who writes op-eds for the New York Times.
‎你真觉得这是平等的讨论会吗 You really think this is an equal forum?
‎我明白 你说得很有道理 ‎而且永远都不会完美 I get that. That's a great point, and it's never gonna be perfect.
‎-但这场对话是个开始 ‎-对 -But having this conversation is a start. -Yeah.
‎昨天有人在布鲁克斯大厅 ‎画了纳粹党徽 Someone drew a swastika in Brooks Hall yesterday.
‎-在休息室 ‎-对 - In the lounge. - Yeah.
‎-你知道吗 ‎-你觉得那好笑吗 - Do you know that? - You think that's funny too?
‎如果你们暗示的是我做的事 If you are suggesting that what I did
‎等同于传播新纳粹主义一样 ‎那是不准确的 is the same as propagating neo-Nazism, that's inaccurate.
‎那是故意误认 而事情的本质显然是… That is a willful misrecognition of what was clearly--
‎你是说我们误认了纳粹礼吗 Are you saying we misrecognized a Nazi salute?
‎不 那完全不是我的意思 我只是想说… ‎ No. I'm not… I'm not saying that at all. I was trying to say--
事情永远都是这么发展的 客观看来 你做的事完全乱了套 This is how it always goes. You do something that's objectively fucked up,
‎然后当我们指出你的错误 ‎你就会指控我们误解了你的原意 and then when we call you out on it, we get accused of getting it wrong.
‎我没说有人反应过度 我只是在解释… I didn't say anyone was overreacting. I was making the case--
‎你会道歉吗 Are you going to apologize?
‎-会的 ‎-好 - Yeah. - Okay.
‎我会道歉 Yes.
‎-好 那让我们听听 ‎-好 - Okay, so let's hear it. - Okay.
‎对 Yeah.
‎我很抱歉如果我让任何人觉得… I am sorry if I made anyone feel--
‎那不是道歉 That's not an apology.
‎-如果我让你们感觉… ‎ -你是为我的感受抱歉 - If I made you feel-- - You're sorry about my feelings.
‎你说你为我们的感受感到抱歉 ‎就是在将自己的责任降到最低 You're minimizing your responsibility by saying you're sorry for how we feel.
拉尔森院长 Dean Larson.
‎很高兴看到你出来 ‎维护彭布罗克的院系成员 It's nice to see you come out to defend a member of Pembroke faculty
‎向希特勒敬礼的行为 for saluting Hitler!
‎不 我不是为此而来 No, that is not why I'm here.
‎我没有叫他来 ‎这是你们和我之间的事 I didn't ask him to be here. This is between you and me.
‎你上周为什么不来我们的市镇厅 Why didn't you show up to our town hall last week?
‎我们就在这里 ‎举办了一场关于种族正义的市镇会议 We hosted a town hall on racial justice literally right here.
‎-教授 你报警了吗 ‎-没有 - Professor, did you call the police? - No.
‎-你带了后援 ‎-我不敢相信你还把他们带来了 - You brought backup. - I can't believe you brought them.
‎-拜托 这是两个不同的问题 ‎ -彭布罗克容不下纳粹分子 - Please. These are two separate issues. - No Nazis at Pembroke!
彭布罗克容不下纳粹分子 No Nazis at Pembroke!
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