（悬疑音乐） (suspenseful music)
（土狼痛苦地大叫） (Coyote yelling in pain)
（悬疑的乐观音乐） (suspenseful upbeat music)
（女人尖叫） (woman screaming)
（土狼呻吟） - 哦，我的上帝！ (Coyote groaning) - Oh, my God!
=> （电影放映机呼呼） (film projector whirring)
（大猫咆哮） (big cat roaring)
（动态丛林音乐） (dynamic jungle music)
（大猫咆哮） (big cat roaring)
（岩石摇摇欲坠） (rocks crumbling)
（宁静的钢琴音乐） (serene piano music)
- 我被咬了。 （郊狼痛苦地大叫） - I have been been bitten. (Coyote yelling in pain)
我被蜇了。 （郊狼呻吟） I have been stung. (Coyote groaning)
很多， （郊狼呼吸急促） many, (Coyote breathing rapidly)
很多， many,
哎哟！ Ow!
多次。 Many times.
=> （土狼呻吟） （蜜蜂嗡嗡声） (Coyote groaning) (bees buzzing)
一个人能忍受多少痛苦？ How much pain can one man possibly endure?
说实话，有点多。 Truth be told, quite a bit.
事实上，我经历过的一些最严重的 伤害 In fact, some of the worst injuries I have ever sustained
实际上与动物无关， actually had nothing to do with animals,
而是 与粗心的人为错误 but everything to do with careless human error
以及 and the good old fashioned idea
有时你只是 that sometimes you simply find yourself
在错误的时间发现自己在错误的地方的过时想法有关。 in the wrong place at the wrong time.
因此，为了庆祝和娱乐 所有 So to celebrate and entertain all of you Coyote Pack members
喜欢看到我痛苦的 Coyote Pack 成员， that love to see me in agony,
我们自豪地为您提供一集 we proudly give you an episode,
，我们将其命名为“哎哟！ 那一定是受伤了。” that we have titled, "Ouch! That Must Have Hurt."
哦，我差点忘了 ，强制性警告。 Oh, I almost forgot, the obligatory warning.
是的，是的，是的，会有血。 Yeah, yeah, yeah, there will be blood.
在我们痛苦的 oopsies 列表中，首先 First up on our list of painful oopsies
发生的是 is an incident that happened
在 Brave Wilderness 甚至是 YouTube 频道之前发生的事件。 before Brave Wilderness was even a YouTube channel.
2011 年 3 月 11 日下午 2 点 46 分左右，日本沿海 On March 11th, 2011 at approximately 2:46 p.m.,
发生了 9.1 级地震 a 9.1 magnitude earthquake took place
。 off the coast of Japan.
这场自然灾害 引发了巨大的海啸 This natural disaster caused a massive tsunami
，被认为是 日本有史以来发生的最大地震。 and is considered the largest earthquake to ever hit Japan.
当时我们在 哥斯达黎加的西部 At the time we were on the Western side of Costa Rica
拍摄所谓的“嘶嘶作响” filming what's known as a sizzle reel
，希望能将 我们的动物冒险系列 with the hopes of getting our animal adventure series
拍成电视节目。 picked up as a TV show.
是的，那是一顶草编牛仔帽。 Yes, that is a straw cowboy hat.
不知道为什么这看起来是个好主意， Not sure why that seemed like a good idea,
但当你回顾它时肯定很有趣 。 but sure is funny when you look back at it.
我们不知道， 地震已经发生，作为预防措施， Unbeknownst to us, the quake had hit and as a precaution,
beaches across the Western half of North and South America
由于可能 出现大规模的狂浪而关闭。 were closed due to the chance of massive rogue waves.
当我站在 岩石露头的边缘时， As I stood upon the edge of a rocky outcrop
完全不知道迫在眉睫的危险， completely clueless to the looming danger,
这就是发生的事情。 this is what happened.
（水咆哮） 哇！ (water roaring) Whoa!
你看不到的 What you can't see
是我面前近 20 英尺的下降， is the nearly 20 foot drop in front of me,
这意味着这 波绝对是巨大的。 which means this wave was absolutely massive.
我们估计它 的高度超过 30 英尺。 We estimated it to be over 30 feet in height.
它把我抱起来，翻滚着 ，把我 It picked me up, tumbled and dragged me backward
拖到将近 50 英尺的锯齿状岩石上。 over nearly 50 feet of jagged rocks.
我不记得太多了， 但我身体的损伤 I don't remember much, but the damage to my body
需要两个创伤包 来缝合伤口 required two trauma kits to close the lacerations
并止住我 手臂、腿部、臀部和胸部的出血。 and stop the bleeding in my arms, legs, hips and chest.
我没有被打死真是奇迹。 It's a miracle that I wasn't killed.
在此过程中，两台摄像机被毁 Two cameras were destroyed in the process
，由于这件事和我的受伤， and as a result of this and my injuries,
我们的旅行突然停止了。 our trip came to an abrupt halt.
是的，那是一种痛苦。 Yep, that was a painful one.
为了稍微缓和一下情绪 ，让我们来 To lighten the mood a bit, let's take a look
看看我最搞笑的 痛苦遭遇之一。 at one of my most hilariously painful encounters.
我很确定我们在 I'm pretty sure we have all been here before
被鲸鱼活生生吃之前和之后都来过这里， and next to being eaten alive by a whale,
这可能 this was probably the most requested pain zone moment
是土狼群要求的最需要的疼痛区时刻。 the Coyote Pack has ever requested.
反正我要去。 （古怪的旋律音乐） I'm going for it anyways. (quirky melodic music)
（土狼痛苦地大叫） (Coyote yelling in pain)
噢！ Ow!
为什么一定是乐高积木？ Why did it have to be Legos?
（郊狼呻吟） (Coyote groaning)
对于 任何踩过乐高积木的人来说， For anyone that has ever stepped on a Lego,
你知道它真的很痛。 you know it actually really hurts.
我不会把它 与流氓浪潮相提并论， I wouldn't put it on par with the rogue wave hit,
但是男孩，它聪明吗？ but boy, does it smart?
现在帮我渡过。 - 是的。 Now help me across. - Yes.
（马可笑） (Marco laughing)
我是刺王。 I am the King of Sting.
- [Coyote] 虽然我们正在 痛苦地搞笑，但 - [Coyote] While we are on the track of painfully funny,
我敢打赌你们都记得 我 I bet you all remember my valiant athleticism
捕捉狼蛛所需的英勇运动能力。 needed to catch the tarantula hawk.
啊，明白了！ - 发生了什么？ Argh, got it! - What happened?
去！去！去！ Go, go, go!
- [Coyote] 以及 随之而来的意外多刺攻击。 - [Coyote] And the unexpected spiny attack that followed.
但如果你错过了那一刻的痛苦， But if you missed that moment of pain,
让我们再看看。 let's take another look.
（郊狼呻吟） (Coyote groaning)
稍等， 让我控制一下。 Hold on a second, let me get this under control.
- 哦，天哪，你 要怎么把这些都去掉？ - Oh, my God, how are you gonna get all those off?
- 坚持，坚持，（呻吟） - Hold on, hold on, (groaning)
马克， 我的小袋侧面有一个多功能工具。 Mark, I got a multi-tool on the side of my pouch here.
- 好吧。 - 放下你的相机。 - Alright. - Put your camera down.
- 好的。 - 机会，你一直在拍摄我们。 - Okay. - Chance, you keep filming us.
马克，我需要你的 帮助，伙计，我的胳膊动不了。 Mark, I'm gonna need your help, man, I can't move my arm.
（郊狼痛苦地大叫） (Coyote yelling in pain)
把你的身体 扔到野外永远不会有好结果 Throwing your body into the wild never ends well
，我 在 2020 年夏天 and I learned this once again in the summer of 2020,
在外面寻找巨型鲶鱼时再次学到了这一点。 while out looking for giant catfish.
我们锚定了船 We anchored the boat
，当我部署 到浑浊的水中时， and as I was deploying into the murky water,
我发现自己处于一个 痛苦的世界，（呻吟） I found myself in a world of pain, (groaning)
当我的胫骨撞到岩石上时。 as I landed shin smack right into a rock.
在不知道伤势有多严重的情况下， Without knowing how bad the injury was,
我 在当天剩余的时间里继续拍摄 I went on filming for the remainder of the day
，当需要称它为包裹 and when it came time to call it a wrap
并脱下我的潜水服时，砰， 一个巨大的血肿已经形成。 and take off my wetsuit, bam, a massive hematoma had formed.
对于所有非医学专家来说 For all of you non-medical experts,
，血肿被定义 为由于外伤 a hematoma is defined as localized bleeding
导致的血管外局部出血 。 outside of the blood vessels due to trauma.
高尔夫球大小的 甲状腺肿又痛又难看。 The golf ball sized goiter was painful and unsightly.
我什至在它周围刮了一条腿 I even shaved my leg around it,
，因为我觉得这会很有趣。 'cause I thought it would be funny.
肿块持续了大约四个星期 The lump lasted for about four weeks
，最终我的身体吸收了血液 and eventually my body absorbed the blood
，我就像新的一样。 => （溅水） and I was good as new. (water splashing)
（土狼呻吟） (Coyote groaning)
那里有一块石头。 （笑） There's a rock right there. (laughing)
哦，伙计，那会留下痕迹的。 Oh, man, that's gonna leave a mark.
这让我们想起了我 That brings us to my last blunder,
which happened while boulder jumping in Arizona.
让我们观察一下， Let's watch and see what it looks like,
当一个成年男子从悬崖上掉下来时，会是什么样子。 when a grown man falls off of a cliff.
（女人尖叫） (woman screaming)
（郊狼呻吟） - 哦，天哪！ (Coyote groaning) - Oh, my God!
- [Coyote] 好的，现在让我们 以慢动作再看一遍。 - [Coyote] Okay, now let's watch it again in slow motion.
所以这就是发生的事情。 So here's what happened.
当我着陆时，我的靴子 落在了一个奇怪的岩石小块上 When I touched down, my boot landed on a weird rocky nub
，它滑倒了，导致 我失去平衡。 and it slipped causing me to lose my balance.
我背包的重量使 我更加失去平衡 The weight of my backpack pulled me even more off balance
，我先把头从悬崖上摔了下来， and I toppled head first off the cliff,
丢掉了我的帽子，做了一个完整的翻转 lost my hat, did a full flip
，落在了 15 英尺以下的岩石上。 and landed on the rocks 15 feet below.
- 你在相机上拍到了吗？ - 是的。 - Did you get that on camera? - Yeah.
- [Coyote] 奇迹般地，我的 头掉进了我的帽子里， - [Coyote] By some miracle, my head landed inside of my hat
缓冲了坠落，使我的头骨 cushioning the fall and saving my skull
免于被锯齿状的岩石砸碎。 from getting smashed on the jagged rocks.
这就像 在现实生活中看着 Wiley Coyote 在追逐 Road Runner It was like watching Wiley Coyote in real life
后从悬崖上掉下来一样 。 fall off of a cliff after chasing the Road Runner.
最终，我的肩膀、脖子和背部 In the end, my shoulder, neck and back
都乱了半年， were messed up for half a year,
但我没有折断一根骨头 but I didn't break a single bone
，直到今天我 已经完全康复了。 and to this day I have made a full recovery.
孩子们，我们今天学到了什么？ So what did we learn today, kids?
不要惹水，它非常强大。 Don't mess with water, it's very powerful.
不要玩仙人掌，（大声呻吟） Don't play with cacti, (groaning loudly)
因为它们非常锋利。 because they are very sharp.
不要从船上跳入浑浊的水中， Don't jump off of boats into murky water,
因为那是岩石喜欢藏身的地方。 because that is where rocks like to hide.
总是收起你的乐高积木， 因为它们可能是致命的， Always put away your Legos, because they can be lethal
而且永远不会跳到岩石上， and never jump on rocks,
尤其是在当今的 无人机技术下， especially with today's technology of drones,
因为如果你想 获得像关闭此视频那样的史诗般的 B 卷镜头 because if you want to get epic B roll shots
like the ones that will close out this video,
，你需要做的就是 把你的 相机飞过风景。 all you need to do is fly your camera over the landscapes.
（旋律管弦乐） (melodic orchestral music)
嘿，土狼群， Hey, Coyote Pack,
还在为一些 欢乐的痛苦时刻而高兴吗？ still in the mood for some hilarious moments of pain?
然后一定要 回去观看“Just the Bite” Then make sure to go back and watch "Just the Bite,"
，其中包含一些我最 有趣的动物排骨。 which features some of my most entertaining animal chops.
并且不要忘记，订阅， 享受会员资格， And don't forget, subscribe, enjoy memberships,
这样您就可以 so you can brave alongside me and the crew
在我们的下一次狂野冒险中勇敢地与我和船员一起。 on our next wild adventure.
（土狼痛苦地大叫） (Coyote yelling in pain)
（旋律管弦乐） (melodic orchestral music)
（大猫咆哮） (big cat roaring)
（鸟叫） (bird calling)
（鸟鸣） (birds chirping)