[ Signal Humming ] [ Wind Иlowing ]
[ Thunderclaps ]
[ Signal Continues ]
[ Signal Humming Louder]
[ Device Humming ]
[ Signal Humming ]
[ Thunderclaps ]
[ Excited Chattering ]
Gentlemen. Gentlemen, it's quite true.
The weather still continues to defy nature.
Overnight, the temperature at the Arctic has risen 4.9 degrees Fahrenheit.
[ Excited Chattering ] Gentlemen!
Another five degrees, and Haifa Harbor is completely underwater!
Oh, it's quite true. New York, San Francisco, New Orleans, Marseille.
Every seaport's in danger.
Who is doing this? And why?
It's the work of madmen! Oh! Mad, sane—
Oh, they're brilliant.
They're demonstrating that they can control the weather.
[ Man ] The weather! Turn wheat belts into deserts.
Put icebergs in the Mediterranean.
You control the weather, and you control the world.
What is it they want? Why haven't they contacted us?
Oh, they will, but we're not gonna wait for them.
We'vejust had our first break.
According to this dispatch I just received,
our team ofagents has them cornered.
At any second— [ Hydraulics Hiss ]
It was a trap.
Wejust lost another team ofagents.
- They know every move we make! - They have a superb intelligence unit.
How can I find that laboratory if I keep losing manpower?
How about 0008?
Unfortunately, he is not available.
International narcotics.
Please. This is academic. We can't use 0008.
They have a file on our entire personnel.
We're gonna have to recruit from outside the organization.
Well— [ Sighs ]
Ifyou'll write down the qualifications...
you believe necessary for the assignment,
our computer will give us the ideal man.
[ Chattering ]
Stand by computers.
[ Computers Whirring ]
Derek Flint!
My country awarded him the Croix de Guerre! Flint's wrong for thisjob, you know.
Cramden, wasn't Derek Flint underyour command during the war?
Forget it. He can't take orders. Derek Flint!
Three battlefield promotions in one month.
And our Medal of Honor. I said forget it!
Excellent chap! Expert frogman!
Name's Derek Flint.
We need a man who can follow regulations!
We need a man who's disciplined. I— Flint!
- Huh? - Flint!
- Flint!
I don't care what these computers say.
I know this man, and hejust—
[ Modulated Tone Ringing ]
Yes, sir?
[ Laughing ] Oh—
Eh? Well, uh— Well, how did you know, sir? I—
Very well, sir. Yes, sir.
Well, ofcourse, that's— That's your privilege, sir.
Well, if, uh— ifthat's your wish, sir.
Yes, sir.
Mm-hmm. Yes, sir.
Very good, sir.
Very well, gentlemen. [ Sighs ] Derek Flint.
[ Door Opens ]
[ Karate Yell ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Shouting ]
Mr. Cramden wan— Ah!
[ Chuckles ]
[ Swords Clattering ]
[ Shouts ]
Mr. Flint, General Hawkins.
Mr. Cramden wan— Ah!
What do you mean he said no?
- I sent you two— - [ Modulated Tone Ringing ]
Yes, sir?
But I sent General Hawkins himself, sir. I—
Yes, sir. I'll contact Flint personally.
Yes, sir. It'll be a pleasure, sir.
[ Yawns ]
Sir?
Flint— [ Barking ]
- Loweryour hand slowly and smile. - What?
If he senses hostility towards me, he'll rip you apart.
[ Growling ]
- Smile, sir. - [ Growling Continues ]
Thankyou, Caesar.
- Well, sir, this is a surprise. - Yeah?
Let me take your hat and coat.
Perhaps nudes aren't your dish oftea.
Have a cigar, sir.
- No, thankyou. - Breakfast, sir?
I had lunch two hours ago.
Oh, I must still be on Moscow time. Yes.
Moscow? What? Business? No. The ballet, sir.
You traveled all the way to Moscow to watch a ballet? No. To teach.
Do you mind ifwe talk while I shave?
Afteryou.
Now, Flint, I'm here because I— You want something.
Please don't be clever. I came here on orders.
Иonjour, chéri. Ah! Bonjour baby.
Ooh.
Well— Maybe my office would be a better place to talk. I doubt it, sir.
Well, once you realize the importance ofthis project,
I know you'll— you'll be interested in—
Sir, I am sure you know the high regard I have for both you and your organization.
- Uh, thankyou. - But I thinkyour file on me needs updating.
You see, as of late,
my interests are less governmental than personal.
All right for today?
Oh, excellent, carissima.
Later.
Well, now, Flint, in the past,
you and I have had our differences.
Uh, well, discipline is a— a vital factor.
Hmm.
Uh, well, every citizen has got—
[ Flint ] Don't wave the flag in the bathroom. Just come to the point.
Ah. Excuse me.
Flint, the government needs you.
Yes, well, it's good to be wanted, sir.
But this is the most important assignment a man was ever offered.
I sincerely hope you find a good man to head up your project.
[ SpeakingJapanese ] [ SpeakingJapanese ]
Man does not live by bread alone.
Later.
[ Clears Throat ] Now, Flint,
every computer designated you the best man for thejob.
[ Laughing ] That must have pleased you.
Well, look, I-I don't bear a grudge.
I know we've had our disagreements in the past.
Sir, sir. Sir, you know itjust doesn't work between us.
Later, baby. Oh, do you want a shave, sir?
Flint, the world's in trouble!
It usually is, but it manages to extricate itselfwithout my help.
You're still the same old, selfish, arrogant, sick—
Sir, you're getting edgy. Don't tell me-
Later!
[Jet Engine Roaring ]
[ Modulated Tone Ringing ]
Yeah.
But I—
[ Sighs ]
♪♪ [ Orchestra: Romantic ]
♪♪ [ Continues ]
Good evening, Monsieur Flint. Good evening.
Paul. Table number 1 .
♪♪ [ Continues, Muted ]
♪♪ [ Orchestra Continues ]
Thankyou, Maurice. The pleasure is mine, Monsieur Flint.
Merci beaucoup.
[ Mouthing Words ]
♪♪ [ Tempo Changes ]
[ Chattering ]
Un moment, monsieur.
Oui. C'est d'accord. Merci bien.
- [ Twangs ] - [ Groans ]
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
[ People Gasping ] ♪♪ [ Stops ]
Stand back, folks. Please step back.
Give the man some air. Thankyou very much. [ Groaning ]
No. Hand me that candle.
[ Groans ]
Why would anyone want to kill Mr. Cramden?
Oh, I think the dart was meant for me.
It seems I have a job whether I want one or not.
Gentlemen, the new head ofour operations team,
the man you selected— Derek Flint.
Thankyou, gentlemen. I accept this assignment.
Oh, I'm sorry about that crude incision, sir.
Thankyou, gentlemen. We'll now have a private briefing.
Flint, I owe you my life. The medic said four more seconds, and I—
Three more seconds, sir. Damn it, man. Is there anything you don't know?
A great many things, sir.
Now, ifyou'll excuse me, I'll need a few hours to prepare.
It worries me so when he stops his heart this way.
It's over three hours, isn't it?
Yes, but it does relax him.
Must be a dangerous assignment.
[ Beeping, Chiming ]
[ Inhales ]
[ Exhales ]
Ladies.
Sakito.
You call Eddie and confirm our seats for the concert.
Gina.
Venison's almost ready to be hung. You'll take care of it?
Leslie.
Call Freddie and postpone my appointment for my fitting.
Till when? Wednesday will be all right.
Are you sure? Ofcourse.
Ah.
Your codebook. Ifyou don't mind, I prefer to use my own personal code.
- I'd much ratheryou use the government code. - I already know mine, sir.
It's a mathematical progression— 40, 26, 36. It's based on—
I can imagine what it's based on.
Walther P.P.K. with silencer.
High velocity, extreme penetrating power. Yes, it's a very fine weapon.
Tempered steel. Very effective at close range.
But I have no need for these. They're crude.
- Damn it, man. These are the most— - [ Fly Иuzzing ]
- [ Buzzing Continues ] - Stopwatch, please.
Huh?
When I nod, you start the stopwatch.
When I indicate "stop," stop.
[ Buzzing Continues ]
[ Dart Lands ]
This needle is dipped in curare. How long did it take?
- Uh, three-tenths ofa second. Now— - [ Briefcase Lock Clicks ]
This contains 65 weapons.
This has 82 different functions.
Eighty-three— ifyou wish to light a cigar.
[ Hydraulics Hiss ] [ Tube Clatters ]
Oh. The chemical analysis ofthat dart.
That's odd.
In addition to the poison,
there were traces ofgarlic, saffron and fennel on the feather.
What proportion, sir? Uh. Propor- Here.
- Marseille. Иouillabaisse. - Huh?
Well, sir, throughout the world, in the preparation of bouillabaisse,
the usual proportion of garlic to buttered saffron and fennel...
is two cloves ofgarlic to a pinch of buttered saffron to a dash offennel.
Now, only in a certain small section of Marseille...
are these three condiments prepared in these proportions.
Now, whoever handled that dart was in Marseille within the last 24 hours.
Good-bye, sir. Now, hold it. Hold it.
Here's a list ofthe men underyour command.
No, thank you. I don't need anyone, sir.
Flint, you said you werejoining the team. But the team isn'tjoining me.
Damn it, man! For once in your life, you're gonna follow orders!
This is my mission, sir. I work alone. You know that. Your mission?
The United States government is involved in this, too, not to mention the rest ofthe world.
It's my show now.
[ Karate Yell ]
[ Gunfire ]
[ Grunts ]
You're under arrest, Flint!
I'm glad to see you're still keeping up with your karate exercises, sir.
I noticed that these men were wearing Battle ofthe Иulge ribbons.
There is no ribbon for the Battle ofthe Bulge. Exactly.
These men are impostors. What? Gridley?
This man's been with us- That's Gridley.
Sir, ifyou look around the eyes, you'll see some scars.
On the bridge ofthe nose?
Plastic surgery.
You've cracked, Flint. All this high livin'. You've cracked.
In here! They're dead! In here! They're dead!
Gridley! This one's gone.
Excuse me, sir. What are you doin'? What are you do-
We still might save him. [ Current Иuzzing ]
[ Groans ]
[ Current Иuzzing ]
I've got a beat. [ Sighs ]
[ Breathes ]
I, uh— I'll arrange foryour transportation to Marseille.
Oh, no. That won't be necessary, sir. I have my own jet.
[ Woman On P.A. ] Your attention, please.
Paging Mr. Derek Flint.
Your plane is ready, sir.
♪♪ [ Classical ] You said 9:00, Mr. Flint.
Yes.
Mmm.
Thankyou.
Mmm. Yes.
Check, please.
The finest bouillabaisse in Marseille, monsieur.
[ Sniffs ]
Merci, monsieur.
♪♪ [ HotJazz ]
The last big shipment went as scheduled.
I had some free time, and only in Marseille do they really make bouillabaisse.
So I thought— You thought.
It is your muscle that thinks, not your brain.
And this in plain sight ofeveryone.
A harmlessjar ofcream— a little gift for one's wife.
"A harmlessjar ofcream."
Ifsomeone in this den ofthieves stole it and examined it—
Well, I thought— You will leave at once.
Look slowly to your right.
[ Crowd Cheering, Whistling ]
♪♪ [ Ends ]
[ Cheering ]
♪♪ [ Resumes ]
♪♪ [ Ends ] Oui, monsieur?
Yes. Bouillabaisse. Et propre, eh? Très bien.
♪♪ [ Resumes ]
Yeah. More. Come on, baby. Come on.
Come on, honey. Let's see you work hard.
Come on, baby.
Hello, Flint. 0008.
- I wanted a word with you. - Yeah, my pleasure. Good boy.
Narcotics, Flint. It's a new, powerful drug.
Did you hear anything? No. SPECTRE involved?
It's bigger than SPECTRE.
- Who is it? - Galaxy. [ Grunts ]
Galaxy? Is that all? That's it.
So long, 0008. So long, Flint.
♪♪ [ Ends ]
[ Water Running ]
♪♪ [ Resumes ]
Hans Gruber- Hitler Youth movement.
Escaped during the Nuremberg trials.
I'm a much nicer person now.
Well, I'm glad to hear it.
- [ Karate Yell ] - [ Groans ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Exhales ]
[ Grunts ] [ Toilet Flushes ]
[ Straining ]
[ Grunting ]
- [ Yelps ] - [ Shouts ]
[ Groans ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Groans ]
[ Inhales ]
[ Exhales ]
♪♪ [Jazz Continues ]
[ Whirring ]
[ Clicking ]
[ Shouts ]
[ Women Screaming ]
Hmm. Apennine-Tuscan kaolin.
Water from the Pontine Marshes.
Cold cream.
Hmm.
Eighty-seven, 89, 42.
Twenty-seven, 34, 83.
Sixteen, 69, 60.
Rome? What the hell is he going to Rome for?
I don't exactly know, sir.
[ Clicking ]
Seventy-two, 46, 49.
"To buy a jar ofcold cream."
Cold cream.
Cold cream, eh?
The world is crumbling, and he's buying cold cream.
[ Chimes ]
- Your report? - Mr. Flint will cause no more trouble.
An interesting statement, but not factual.
The explosion— I heard it myself.
The explosion was live,
and, unfortunately, so is Mr. Flint.
Thanks to Rodney's desire for proof,
We discovered there Were no remains.
Why didn't you tell me? That you Were unsuccessful again?
- Rodney, you must learn patience. - Gentlemen, forgive me.
You are scientists. As such, you are accustomed to failure.
It merely increases your desire for success.
But in my business, failure is inexcusable.
We've treated Flint too lightly.
- He's too dangerous to live. - Yes
We've lost several good men and a valued friend in Gruber.
Gentlemen, I would welcome the opportunity-
We have not yet lost confidence in Gila.
Mr. Flint will cause no more trouble.
I havejust received the information I have requested.
You mean the impregnable Mr. Flint does have one Weakness?
No, Dr. Schneider. Four.
May I help you? Yes. Would you unzipper me, please?
Oh, yes.
Thankyou.
[ Screams ]
[ Speaking Italian ]
Sono certo. Va bene.
Si.
Esotica.
Grazie.
Thirty-five, 1 4, 82.
Seventy-six, 1 4, 29.
Seventy-two, 42, 41 .
[ Continues On Speaker ]
Thirteen, 36, 64.
Forty-two, 87, 63.
Forty-seven, 47, 43.
"Am Walking into... trap"?
"Heading for the Exotica Beauty factory."
"If lucky, will lead to laboratory.
If not, please... send flowers."
I'm leaving for Rome immediately.
You can contact me at the embassy.
[ Horn Honks ]
[ Brakes Squealing ]
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
[ Rodney On Intercom ] Gila, ourvisitor has arrived.
[ Gun Clicks ] Good.
NoW I can silence him permanently.
Put aWay the gun. Violence hasn't Worked. You have proofofthat.
And besides, hoW do you knoW he is alone?
All right, Gila, but you'd better be right this time.
It is my responsibility to deliver Flint. [ Door Closes ]
Buongiorno. Иuongiorno.
Do you have an appointment? Not really.
But I would like to see the manager ifat all possible.
My card.
Please, I couldn't think ofaccepting this. Oh.
[ Knocking ] Yes?
Miss Gila, there's a man here to see you. He's very insistent.
My name is Flint. I didn't—
Thankyou very much, my dear.
Uh, you have a very charming and efficient secretary.
Mr. Flint, do you always barge into people's offices?
- No. I'd rather be invited. - Come in.
I have the feeling I was expected.
- Have We met before? - Twice before, Mr. Flint.
Once in NeW York and once in Marseille.
Oh, you must have been the blonde harpist.
And Gruber's friend.
And you left me a little present— a jar like this, right?
- May I look inside? - Some ofthem are harmless, Mr. Flint.
You were right. We Were expecting you.
Well— [ Sighs ]
Here I am. NoW, shall we talk about the weather?
- About what? - The weather.
Ofcourse, but not here.
Personal matters require privacy.
Oh, you have some little place in mind.
A— A trap?
You are prepared to take some risks, no?
I'll ansWer all your questions. Is that a deal?
[ Chuckles, Sniffs ]
It's cold cream. Cold cream.
Yes, it's a deal.
[ Purse Snaps Shut ]
[Jar Clatters On Table ]
[ Gila ] HoW romantic— Rome at night.
Sky full ofstars.
Mm-hmm, it is. It's marvelous, isn't it?
I can almost see a Whole galaxy from here.
[ Chuckles ]
Shall We discuss it further?
I thought we were gonna talk about... the weather.
You Won't believe me. You are too shreWd,
too experienced to pay attention to our secret.
You try me.
They are controlling the Weather from inside a volcano.
Right. Inside a volcano. Mm-hmm.
Where- Where is this volcano? Hmm?
Not so fast, Mr. Flint.
There are many other details.
Get some brandy.
[ Flint ] NoW tell me more about that volcano.
He took the key. He's on his Way.
[ Key Turns In Lock ]
You sayyou speak English? Yes, sir.
This man you described, you sure you took him to this address?
Yes. He Was the one who was sitting back there...
figuring out the lottery numbers.
Hmm? Oh, yeah.
[ Engine Starts ]
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
There's the building.
[ Speaking Italian ]
[ Italian ]
What's the trouble? There's no building.
Will someone tell this idiot to make sense?
All right. Now, what happened?
A Whole building disappeared. A Whole building disa—
Do you think he, uh— General, I didn't have anything to drink.
NoW,just a minute. Nobody's accusing you ofanything.
- We both know there was a building there, right? - Si.
And we also knoW that buildings can't disappear into thin air, right?
- Si. - So what happened to the building?
It disappeared into thin air.
Great intelligence Work!
Your next post Will be Peyton Place!
[ Engine Starts ]
[ Hissing ]
[ Exhales ]
[ Inhales Deeply ]
You talk about discipline.
Why did you stop me from killing Flint?
Are you questioning my loyalty? No, no.
I merely thought you might have felt, uh,
certain stirrings.
[ Blows ]
[ Gila ] You are romantic yourself, Rodney.
There is very little air in that safe.
Flint will die ofsuffocation.
YourWay would have been kinder.
My apologies, Gila. HoW very thoughtful you are.
Sixteen, 69, 62.
Sixty-two, 1 6, 27.
Twenty-five, 41 , 32.
"Have discovered location ofenemy headquarters.
Advise you send fleet there at once and destroy it."
[ Buzzes ]
[ Schneider ] Congratulations on the capture of Flint.
Five- You have done Well, Section 4.
You Will also be pleased to knoW that Flint's four playmates have arrived at headquarters...
and are noW in the process of being programmed.
Get him back. We gotta find that location!
Yes, sir.
Sixteen, 28, 1 4.
Forty-nine, 62, 43.
That's it. That's- What's the message?
"Will give you location later.
"Am headed for... a family reunion.
Regards, Flint."
Uh, family reunion?
Well, you Were right. He's dead.
You will arrange for the coffin.
I've already arranged it. It's on its Way.
You Were very sure. Yes. Weren't you?
[ Shutter Clicks ] Send it.
[ Hydraulics Hiss ]
This photograph arrived minutes ago.
It speaks for itself.
He Was the best. Undisciplined, but the best.
He Was a legend.
[ Modulated Tone Ringing ]
Yes, sir?
At once. Gentlemen, your attention, please. The television screen.
[ Loud Rumbling ]
[ TV Remote Clicking ]
[ Cramden ] I don't know, sir. It's on all channels.
[ All Grumbling ]
Who are they?
People ofthe world, there is no need to panic.
Please do not be alarmed. We are your friends.
Members ofthe Grand Council,
you havejust Witnessed a live transmission remote-controlled from the Arctic region.
Get a radio fix on this.
Through the inducement of regulated tremors...
along the established fissures in the Earth's crust,
We are now able to control local weather conditions throughout the world.
For the more skeptical among you, We have prepared further proof.
On the southern edge of IWoJima is the extinct volcano knoWn as Burichabi.
In the Chukotski region on the northeast tip of Russia...
lies the dormant volcano knoWn as Amguyemska.
In exactly 1 0 seconds,
We Will cause these ancient volcanoes to erupt...
With a Richter force of4.9.
[ Clicks ]
[ Rings ]
Seismology reports a Richter reading of4.9 at both locations.
You Will give orders to destroy all your nuclear weapons,
your aircraft and your navies.
- [ Men Chattering Angrily ] - Oryou Will be inundated.
[ Shouts ] [ All Chattering ]
It is our vieW that under our guidance,
We Will have a more productive World.
[ Shouting ] You havejust one hour-
[ Gently ] to transmit your answer on any frequencyyou choose.
We Will receive it.
BetWeen now and then, We reluctantlyjam all airwaves...
With the exception of your telephone communications.
[ Clicking ]
[ All Chattering ]
[ Modulated Tone Ringing ]
Huh?
I've been instructed to have you confer with your governments...
and reconvene here no later than 45 minutes from noW...
with your answers.
Take over.
Gila, we're approaching the island. Do you want to go on deck?
Oh, no. Why force them to turn offthe waterfall?
What nonsense. As ifthere could be a man like that.
I believe your friend in the box there...
was brought up on stuff like that.
Poor, heroic Mr. Flint.
[ Taps Coffin ]
[ Beeping, Chiming ]
[ Inhales ]
[ Exhales ]
[ Man On Speaker] Report, please.
Section 4 reporting. Mission successful.
You have proof? After all, you have made quite a feW unsuccessful attempts.
That's true, Dr. Wu, but— Valuable time has been Wasted.
Several colleagues have been lost, and all through sheer negligence!
Had I been in charge, Dr. Wu, things Would have been very different.
After all, Flint was only a man.
Mr. Flint was no ordinary man.
We have his body With us. HoW unfortunate there Was no other way.
Report to headquarters. And congratulations on the elimination of Flint.
No! Help!
[ Chattering ]
[ Vehicle Humming ]
Fourteen, 42—
[ Frequency Oscillating ]
Absolutely no one is getting through, sir.
Gentlemen, I give you Mr. Flint.
Eighteen, 27, 1 4.
[ Chimes Ringing ]
Twenty-seven, 1 8, 42?
[ Chimes Continue ]
[ Frequency Oscillating ]
[ Chimes Continue ]
[ Chirps ]
[ Chimes Continue ]
[ Screeches ]
[ Screeching ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Whistle Blows ]
Come on.
Say, Why does that eagle attack me?
He's been trained to recognize and attack Americans.
Anti-American eagle.
It's diabolical.
Come on. We can't keep 'em Waiting.
[ Machinery Whirring ]
[ Rumbling ]
Mr. Flint.
I am Dr. Krupov. Doctor.
I am very happy to meet you in person. Thankyou, sir.
And, uh, this is Dr. Wu and Dr. Schneider.
HoW do you do? Dr. Schneider. Dr. Wu.
Gentlemen, I have not had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Flint.
I am Malcolm Rodney.
Oh, yes.
HoW very smart you look in your Galaxy uniform, Mr. Flint.
Don't you think so, Gila?
We found this in his pocket, sir.
[ Laughing ]
The Americans' fondness for— for marvelous toys. [ Laughing ]
Uh, a— a Weapon too perhaps?
You are obviously an extraordinary fellow, Mr. Flint.
- Ah. - That you have come this far is a great tribute, Mr. Flint.
Well, thankyou.
I would say it's more ofa tribute to Gila.
- To Gila? - Yes.
Or rather to her individuality.
She has alloWed self-interest to supersede her loyalty to Galaxy.
If Rodney would have shown me more loyalty-
I carried out your orders. We were unsuccessful three times.
I could have disposed of Flint!
Gila, Rodney is right.
As head ofSection 4, you were responsible for every mission.
But I have given my life to Galaxy.
[ Wu ] Gentlemen, it seems to me...
that what it comes to is this:
In a moment ofextreme decision,
our dear Gila made an instinctive choice, but that choice Was not for Galaxy.
[ Schneider ] Her conditioning is incomplete. It is our mistake.
We have made a sentimental misjudgment. True. Dr. Schneider, true.
Uh, you understand, Gila. Now you Will be taken to—
No. It's not fair.
Gila, Galaxy may be served in many Ways.
As a woman, there is one way in Which you may best serve Galaxy.
[ All ] Gila! Gila!
- Take her out. Get her aWay from here. - You must—
You can't do that in Galaxy! Gila, don't. Don't.
- Stop her. Gila, what are you doing? - [ Shouting ]
Take her to Preparation.
HoW often woman's animal nature triumphs.
Perhaps noW, Dr. Wu, you'll admit that I Was correct.
Strength has its merits, Rodney, but I value intelligence higher.
Gentlemen, Mr. Flint's seemingly limitless talents can be ofvalue to Galaxy.
Ofcourse. Yes.
I think Mr. Flint has outlived his usefulness.
[ Wu ] We Will be thejudge ofthat, Mr. Rodney.
Mr. Flint, we welcome you to Galaxy.
To Galaxy! To Galaxy.
Gentlemen, I thankyou very much foryour kind offer,
but you must knoW that I came to Galaxy...
not tojoin the organization, but to destroy it.
You see, gentlemen? He's not worth saving.
When something is deadly, you kill it!
It is a neW world we offer, Mr. Flint.
No, gentlemen. Your price is much too high for me.
You are wrong, Mr. Flint.
Hear us, Mr. Flint.
We seek no master race. We are the friends ofthe common man.
Surelyyou must have noticed the absence of guns here in our paradise.
[ Wu ] Violence is our last resort.
It Was only the unenlightened resistance ofa decadent world that triggered our actions.
Under our guidance, you will become a useful scientist.
Take him to Preparation.
[ Krupov ] Wait!
Gentlemen, I'm sorry,
but all my instincts tell me...
that Mr. Flint's archaic sense of independence...
may eventually reemerge— with disruptive results.
Dr. Krupov is right. Flint Will never conform.
[ Wu ] It may be best to return him to his elements.
The Electro-Fragmentizer.
Ah.
I wonderWhat it is that always makes the Rodneys choose the wrong side.
Enjoy your defiance. It will be the last pleasure you have on this Earth.
Hmm. No.
[ Screams ] [ Glass Иreaks ]
You're a foolish man, Mr. Flint.
[ Electrical Humming ]
[ Explosion ] [ Screaming ]
[ Shouting ]
[ Electrical Humming ]
Gentlemen, the temperature in the Arctic is still rising,
and so is the Water level.
Sir, it's unanimous.
Capitulation.
The fleet is in readiness.
Yes, sir.
Request permission tojoin Admiral Davenport and my old unit.
Thankyou, sir.
I'll leave at once. Thankyou, sir.
[ Beeping ]
[ Man On Speaker ] Repeat. My sole purpose in life...
is to bring pleasure to my companions.
My sole purpose in life is to bring pleasure to my companions.
All that is asked of me I Will perform.
All that is asked of me I will perform.
It is an honor to offer my body to the service ofGalaxy.
Now, repeat after me.
I am not a pleasure unit.
[ Snaps ]
We have to get up to that Communications Room.
My ligh— Our lighter has been fragmentized.
No, they are expecting me in the reWard room.
A reWard room? What's that? Never mind. You'll love it.
Brand me.
What?
It's our only chance.
Go on.
[ Groaning ]
[ Sobs ]
[ Man On Speaker ] Present the unit, please. Pleasure Unit 504.
Present the unit, please.
Pleasure Unit 736.
Unit 736 is Welcome here. Enter, 736,
and go to the first robing room.
[ Inhales Deeply ]
[ Sighs ]
[ No Audible Music ]
[ Bell Chimes ]
♪♪ [ Go-Go ]
♪♪ [ Fades ]
♪♪ [ Middle Eastern ]
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
It's me, Anna. You're not a pleasure unit.
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
It's me. You're not a pleasure unit.
[ Gasps ]
Oh.
Come on.
Now listen, girls. You stay right here with Gila.
I'll be back foryou all shortly.
Where are you going?
I'm going to put Galaxy into orbit.
[ Machinery Whirring ]
- [ Signal Screeching ] - [ Screaming ]
[ Signal Fades ]
[ Code Beeping ]
[ Bell Dings ]
[ Man On TV ] Ladies and gentlemen, the president ofthe United States.
[ President ] My felloW Americans,
What I have to say does not come easily,
but I cannot shirk my responsibility,
nor can I keep from you the gravity ofthe crisis We are now facing.
It is with a heavy heart that I make the folloWing announcement.
People ofall nations,
all ofyou knoW something ofthe events ofthe past feW weeks.
Flint? Huh? Wha— It can't be!
Ofcourse it can. That's why he's Flint. Purple alert.
[ President ] We have all been Witness—
Purple alert. Purple alert.
All units, air and naval— the mountain island.
Latitude: 1 8 degrees, nine minutes north.
Longitude: 1 1 degrees, three minutes west.
Destroy! Destroy! Commander, to the bridge.
Are you there, sir? Sir, stall!
Stall, damn it! Flint is alive!
Uh, no, uh— no great decisions are easy.
"Fifty-four, 22, 37."
Does anyone knoW this code? No.
No.
Well, it must have some meaning.
Communications Room.
Dr. Wu speaking. Come in, please.
Communications Room. Dr. Krupov. Come in, please.
Come in, please. Dr. Schneider calling.
Rodney, check Communications Room, please.
Communications Room. Dr. Schneider speaking. Come in, please.
[ Krupov ] Communications Room. Come in, please.
[ Electricity Crackling ] [ Winds Down ]
[ Man On P.A. ] Attention.
Flint has escaped.
Find him. Find him!
There he is! Get him!
[ Inaudible ]
[ Explosion ]
[ Shouts ]
Get back! The Wheels! The steam!
Somebody kill the steam!
I'll get it! Look out!
Oh!
Get Flint!
Up there!
[ Grunting ]
[ Screams ]
[ Shouts ]
[ Screams ]
[ Shouts ]
[ Shouting, Indistinct ]
[ Machinery Stops ]
Don't, Mr. Flint!
You will destroy the potential ofall of mankind— organized for good.
Not for my good, Dr. Wu!
Mr. Flint, it would mean an end for all time to poverty, disease, doubt and frustration!
Mr. Flint, we have the poWer to do away with excessive heat and cold,
to turn Wastelands into Gardens of Eden.
All I have to do is take a bite ofyour apple, gentlemen? No, thanks.
No, Mr. Flint! Mr. Flint!
Don't!
Ours would be a perfect world. Why?
Because it's your idea of perfection, gentlemen, not mine.
It is better to surrender than to destroy this great Work. Agreed?
Yes, yes. Agreed. Yes. Yes! Agreed!
All right, Mr. Flint.
The power is yours. Take it!
Please, please, take it, Mr. Flint. There's been too much violence.
[ Schneider ] It is senseless to take more lives.
It is not senseless to take one more life.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Screaming ]
[ All Screaming ]
[ Explosions Continue ]
[ Screaming Continues ]
[ Explosions Continue ] Hey, come on.
[ Screaming Continues ]
You people out there, pay attention!
[ Electricity Zapping ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Explosions Continue ]
[ Knocks ]
Lower a boat. Aye, aye, sir.
[ Explosions Continue ]
[ Explosion ]
Blankets.
Bring them up to the bridge.
[ Modulated Tone Ringing ] Sir.
Yes, sir?
Yeah! Over a waterfall, sir. Yeah. In steel drums.
[ Laughs ] That's right. In drums. D-R-U-M-S.
Yes. Oh, he Wrecked the whole island!
He had no drum. He dove offthe top ofthe island. Gotta be a World's record!
[ Laughs ] Huh?
No, sir, I don't knoW his political affiliation. Yeah.
He is young enough to be a senator. Yes, sir.
Oh, I believe he's aboard noW, sir. Would you like to speak With him?
Yeah. Flint! Flint, our commander in chief would like-
The commander in chief would like to congratulate you and— and your friends.
Flint! [ Women Laughing ]
Uh, uh, I'm sorry. He's, uh, indisposed at the moment, sir.
[ Women Squealing ]
Yay!
What?
I can't hearya! [ Laughs ]