1 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:09,330 曾经一个伟大的人说过 A famous man one said: 2 00:00:09,330 --> 00:00:11,570 我们总会亲手种下自己的祸根 We create our own demons. 3 00:00:13,470 --> 00:00:15,440 谁说的这句话 它又是什么意思 Who said that? What does that even mean? 4 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,270 这都不重要 因为我们二人都对此深有感触 Doesn't matter, I said it cause he said it. 5 00:00:17,270 --> 00:00:18,780 既然他也应该是个名人 So now he was famous 6 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:21,450 那这话现在就有两个名人说过了 and that's basically get said by two well known guys. 7 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:24,600 我不 还是重讲一遍吧 I don't, uh...I'm gonna start again. 8 00:00:26,810 --> 00:00:28,740 一切还得从最开始说起 Let's track this from the beginning. 9 00:00:58,450 --> 00:01:01,120 伯尔尼 瑞士 10 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:03,080 新年前夜 11 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:08,450 还有半小时就到新年了 Half hour till the ball drops. 12 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:11,110 -你想不想...-托尼·斯塔克 演讲真棒 - Hey, do you want...? - Tony Stark, great speech, man! 13 00:01:11,110 --> 00:01:13,440 -交给我 -我有演讲过吗 讲得怎样 - I got it. - I gave a speech? How was it? 14 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,550 -就是个悲剧 -莫名其妙 - Pitiful. - Unintelligible. 15 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:15,420 真的吗 Really? 16 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:16,880 是我最爱的风格 百试不爽 It's my favorite kind, a winning combo. 17 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,500 我们现在去哪 Where are we going? 18 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,600 爽一炮吧 去你房间就行 Uh...to town on each other, probably back in your room. 19 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,900 我还想看看你的研究成果 Cause I also wanna see your research. 20 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,010 好 研究成果可以给你看 Okay, you can see my research, 21 00:01:22,010 --> 00:01:24,010 不过那件事你就不要妄想了 but thats... I'm not gonna show you my town. 22 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:26,270 斯塔克先生 我是何银森 Mr. Stark, Ho Yinsen. 23 00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:28,610 终于遇到一个姓何的人了 过来 Oh, I finally met a man called Ho. Come here. 24 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:31,720 向您介绍一下我们的客人 吴医生 I would like to introduce you to our guest, Dr. Wu. 25 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,740 -这家伙 -这位是斯塔克先生 - Oh, this guy. - Mr. Stark. 26 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:34,660 你好 27 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:35,760 你是心脏科医生 You're a heart doctor. 28 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,200 她一会就爽到需要看医生了 She's going to need a cardiologist. 29 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,060 -再见 -还是下次再说吧 - Bye. - Perhaps another time. 30 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:47,100 一切都源于1999年瑞士伯恩斯 It started in Berns, Switzerland, 1999, 31 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,630 -那段旧时光 -斯塔克先生 - the old days. - Mr. Stark 32 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:52,340 我从未料到当时的举动会招致如此后果 I never thought they'd come back to bite me. 33 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:54,050 谁知道呢 Why would they? 34 00:01:54,890 --> 00:01:57,780 托尼 我是阿德里奇·基里安 Hey, Tony! Aldrich Killian. 35 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:59,350 我是您研究的项目的超级大粉丝 I'm a big fan of your work! 36 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:00,860 -我的研究 -我粉丝多了去了 他指的是我 - My work? - Who isn't? He means me. 37 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:01,640 当然 Well, of course. 38 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,520 不过汉森小姐 鄙会自您麻省理工二年级时 But, Miss Hansen, my organization been tracking your research 39 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,940 就开始关注您的研究项目了 since year two of MIT. 40 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:08,130 电梯满员了 Yeah, we're full. 41 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:10,330 他真棒 居然塞进来了 Oh, wow. He made it. He made the cut. 42 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,320 你要去哪一层 伙计 What floor are you going to, pal? 43 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,240 这问题可问对了 Oh, now, that is an appropriate question. 44 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,930 *此处为俚语 同有"底层"和"早期入股"之意 其实我是来入股的 我有一个提议 The ground floor, actually. I've a proposal. 45 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:16,220 我准备大干一场 I'm putting together with myself. 46 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,830 我个人集资办了一个智囊机构 It's a privately funded think tank called, 47 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:20,150 叫尖端创意科技 Advanced Idea Mechanics. 48 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,280 两张都给她 一张扔了另一张留着攒灰 Uh...she'll take both. One to throw away and one to not call. 49 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,810 尖端创意科技 简称AIM 记住了吗 Advanced Idea Mechanics, or AIM for short. Do you get it? 50 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:29,820 知道了 你T恤上就有 I see that, cause it's on your t-shirt. 51 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,600 女士们 跟着那只胖头鱼 Ladies, follow the mullet. 52 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,010 谢谢 我会联系你的 Thank you, I'll call you. 53 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:40,400 -没准我们可以合作一把 -真的吗 - I'm titillated by the notion of working with you. - Yeah? 54 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,020 对 小丑兄 我五分钟内到楼顶找你 Yeah, cheese clown. I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes. 55 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:44,780 我已经硬得不行需要赶紧发射了 I'm just going to try to get my beef wet real quick. 56 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:45,790 -好的 -你懂我意思吧 - Okay. - You know what I'm talkin' about? 57 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:47,000 一会儿楼顶见 I'll see you up there. 58 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,140 不见不散 Damn betcha. 59 00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:50,990 不会吧 我以为这只是种设想呢 Come on! I thought that was just a theory. 60 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:52,200 曾经是 Well, it was. 61 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:54,360 如果我计算正确 我们可以进入 If I'm right, we can access the area of the brain 62 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,470 大脑掌管自愈功能的区域 that governs repair. 63 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,160 并对其重新编码 And chemically recode it. 64 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:57,800 不可思议 That's incredible. 65 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,120 那就是说你能破解 Essentially you're hacking into 66 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:03,010 -有机体的遗传操作系统 -是的 - the genetic operating system of an organism. - Exactly. Yes. 67 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,280 你能不能 抱歉 Can you... Excuse... 68 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:05,830 -怎么 -能不能不要动我的盆栽 - What? - Can you not touch my plant. 69 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,990 这不是 她不喜欢这样 她更喜欢 It's not... she doesn't like it. She prefers... 70 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:09,310 -她不乐意被人动 -不被打扰 - She's not like the others. - Interference is better. 71 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:10,160 走吧 到卧室去 Come on. Let's go in the bedroom. 72 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:13,120 别动她的盆栽了 Leave her ficus alone. 73 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,390 因为 还是请你别碰她了 Because... No, seriously don't. 74 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:15,440 所以你是从植物入手的 So you're starting with plants? 75 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,710 目前为止 是的 我称之为绝境病毒 For now, yeah. I'm calling it Extremis. 76 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:20,580 -不过也得 -什么 - Well, it's... - What? 77 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,110 在人身上应用 Human application. 78 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:24,630 完全正确 它能用于激活坏死组织 Exactly! Exactly. It's dentra-degree vitalization. 79 00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:25,530 革命性的成果 It's revolutionary. 80 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:26,430 疾病防治 Disease prevention. 81 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:28,420 -能够改变世界 -甚至断肢再生 - It can change the world. - Even limb regrowth. 82 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,950 你是我遇到的最具才华的女性 You're the most gifted woman I've ever met. 83 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,550 我是说仅限于瑞士 Uh...in Switzerland. 84 00:03:33,550 --> 00:03:34,840 这还差不多 Mm, that's better. 85 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:37,000 -你真可爱 -眼光挺准 - You're sweet. - Wow, you're seeing things. 86 00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:39,020 你差点就买账了 对吧 You almost bought it, didn't you? 87 00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:51,780 我说的就是这个小问题 This is what I'm talking about, the glitch. 88 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:53,320 检查过端粒算法了吗 Have you checked the telomerized algorithm? 89 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,360 什么 The what? 90 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:58,400 -没事 -趴下 - We're good. - Stay down. 91 00:03:58,470 --> 00:04:01,070 你正趴在我身上呢 我没死 You're...you're right on me. I made it. 92 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:02,970 刚才怎么了 What was that? 93 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:06,450 -刚才是怎么了 -是我项目中的小问题 - What was that? - It's a glitch in my work... 94 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:08,140 瞧瞧 她正讲到这个小问题呢 Look, she was just talking about glitches happening. 95 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:10,670 -跨年了 -不是吧 - Now Y2K. - No. 96 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:12,050 -新年快乐 -新年快乐 - Happy New Year. - Happy New Year. 97 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:14,340 -新年快乐 -好的 明早见 晚安 - Happy New Year. - Alright, I'll see you in the mornin'. Good night. 98 00:04:14,350 --> 00:04:15,030 -你真没事吗 -没事 - You good? - Yep. 99 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:15,660 我在外面等你 I'll be right outside. 100 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:16,620 好的 Okay. 101 00:04:36,890 --> 00:04:39,330 为什么我要讲这一段呢 So why am I telling you this? 102 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:42,470 因为我刚种下了自己的祸根 Because I had just created demons, 103 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:45,890 而且我完全没意识到 and I didn't even know it. 104 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:47,840 伯尔尼 2000年 你知道我是谁 105 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:51,980 没错 那段时光确实美好 然后我就一路向前 Yeah, those were the good times. Then I moved on. 106 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,060 在阿富汗一个洞穴里大闹一场后 After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave, 107 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:56,520 我再也没参加过派对 I said goodbye to the party scene. 108 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,250 现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 我再也没参加过派对 I said goodbye to the party scene. 109 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:58,980 现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 同时也忘掉了瑞士的那一夜 Forgot that night in Switzerland. 110 00:04:58,980 --> 00:04:59,520 现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 . . 111 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,010 现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 现在我已然脱胎换骨 These days I'm a changed man, 112 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,010 现今 马利布 加利福尼亚州 第四十六次 Forty six. 113 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:07,090 斯塔克工业公司研发部 我已今非昔比 我是 你知道我是谁 I'm different now. I'm well...you know who I am. 114 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:10,550 先生 我能先花几个小时来校准 Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate... 115 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,620 不行 第四十八次 No. Forty-eight. 116 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:17,320 微型感应装置注射完成 Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete. 117 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,150 如您所愿 先生 As you wish, sir. 118 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:21,370 我还准备了一篇供您直接忽略用的安全细则 I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore. 119 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:24,170 那就忽略它 直接开始吧 Which I will. Right, let's do this. 120 00:05:25,070 --> 00:05:27,570 小呆 小呆 Dummy. Hi, Dummy. 121 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:30,130 蠢货 你头上那顶帽子真不是白给的 名副其实 How did you get that cap on your head? You earned it. 122 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:34,350 你在那逍遥什么呢 Hey. Hey! What are you doing round in the corner? 123 00:05:34,350 --> 00:05:37,670 干你的活去 把垫子上的血擦干净 You know what you did. Blood on my mat, handle it, 124 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:39,100 先生 容我提醒一下 Sir, may I remind you 125 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,720 你已经近72小时没合眼了 that you've been awake for nearly seventy-two hours. 126 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:46,840 请看这里 女士们 晚上好 欢迎来到产房 Focus up, ladies. Good evening, and welcome to the birthing suite. 127 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,110 很高兴宣布你们即将多出一位 I'm pleased to announce the imminent arrival 128 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,550 活泼乱跳 顽皮可爱的宝贝弟弟 of your bouncing, bad-ass, baby brother. 129 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,440 先给特写再缩放 打上日期时间 Start tight and go wide, stamp in time. 130 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:59,200 马克42代推进式自动导航战衣测试 Mark 42 autonomous prehensile propulsion suit test. 131 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:00,850 初始化程序 Initialize sequence. 132 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:05,460 贾维斯 来点音乐 Jarvis, drop my needle. 133 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:30,300 该死 Crap. 134 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:50,770 很好 我看行 发射所有部件 Alright, I think we got this. Send 'em all. 135 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,840 好像有点太快了 慢一点 一点点 Probably a little fast, slow it down. Slow it down just a... 136 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:03,180 就好 little bit. 137 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,490 慢慢来行吗 贾维斯 Cool it, will you, Jarvis? 138 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:25,840 放马过来 我可不怕你 Come on. I ain't scared of you. 139 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:34,480 我是天才 I'm the best. 140 00:07:41,830 --> 00:07:45,070 一如往常 先生 看您工作总是乐趣多多 As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work. 141 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:49,060 要我说三天不打盹也不算很长 And I guess seventy-two hours isn't a long time between siesta's. 142 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:51,940 没想到会这么糟 Didn't think it could get any worse. 143 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:54,820 然后我只得放下工作去看看电视 Then I had to go and turn on the TV. 144 00:07:58,150 --> 00:07:59,730 就在那时我看到了他 That's when he happened. 145 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:10,900 有人叫我恐怖分子 Some people call me a terrorist, 146 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,390 我则自认为是位老师 I consider myself a teacher. 147 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,380 美国 America, 148 00:08:21,950 --> 00:08:24,970 准备好好上一课吧 ready for another lesson. 149 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:29,870 1864年在科罗拉多州的沙溪镇 In 1864 in Sand Creek Colorado the U.S. Military waited 150 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:33,310 美军待友善的夏安部落的勇士出门打猎后 till the friendly Cheyenne braves all gone hunting, 151 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:37,760 惨绝人寰地屠戮了部落里剩下的老弱病残 waited to attack and slaughter their families left behind, 152 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,150 并侵占了他们的土地 and claim their land. 153 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:45,580 39小时前 位于科威特的 Thirty-nine hours ago the Ali Al Salem Air Base 154 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:47,690 阿里·萨利姆空军基地遭袭 in Kuwait was attacked. 155 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:49,540 是 是 是我干的 I...I...I did that. 156 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:54,250 当然包括一座住满妇孺的古朴的军事教堂 A quaint military church filled with wives and children, of course. 157 00:08:57,010 --> 00:08:59,430 士兵们都在外演习 The soldiers were out on maneuver, 158 00:09:01,370 --> 00:09:04,100 勇士们都不在 the braves were away. 159 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,050 埃利斯总统 President Ellis, 160 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:09,270 你执意拒绝接受我的教诲 先生 you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. 161 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:12,310 而现在 你又一次与其失之交臂 And now, you've missed me again. 162 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,640 你知道我是谁 You know who I am, 163 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,250 但不会知道我在哪 you don't know where I am, 164 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:23,750 更无法预见我的到来 and you'll never see me coming. 165 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:28,710 信号似乎恢复了 来回顾一下近几条恐怖... Now that we seem to be back, let's recap some of the frightening... 166 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:30,500 突发新闻 信号似乎恢复了 来回顾一下近几条恐怖... Now that we seem to be back, let's recap some of the frightening... 167 00:09:30,550 --> 00:09:32,250 网络攻击使广播中断 美国所有广播频道被劫持 American Airwaves were hijacked. 168 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:33,650 国家进入高度戒备状态 The nation remains on high alert. 169 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:36,840 突发新闻--满大人在哪 所有对满大人的缉捕行动俱告失败 All attempts of finding Mandarin have so far proved unsuccessful. 170 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,130 突发新闻--总统就满大人威胁发表讲话 内阁为应对本次恐怖袭击 Central to my Administration's response to this terrorist event, 171 00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:42,010 突发新闻--总统就满大人威胁发表讲话 研发出最新的军事资源 is a newly minted resource. 172 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:45,610 突发新闻--总统就满大人威胁发表讲话 这位我所认识的詹姆斯·罗德上校 I know him as Colonel James Rhodes, 173 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:49,460 突发新闻--总统就满大人威胁发表讲话 即将成为妇孺皆知的钢铁爱国者 the American people will soon know him as the Iron Patriot. 174 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:52,270 战争机器重新公诸于世 埃利斯总统是如何回应的呢 And how is President Ellis responding? 175 00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:52,760 战争机器重新公诸于世 . . 176 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,840 战争机器重新公诸于世 他决意派遣这位曾被称为战争机器的家伙 By taking the guy they call War Machine 177 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,730 战争机器重新公诸于世 并给他重新刷了漆 and giving him a paint job. 178 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:01,020 同一套战衣 但是漆上了红白蓝三色 看看 Same suit, but painted red white and blue. Look at That. 179 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:04,190 还重新命名为钢铁爱国者 And they also renamed him Iron Patriot. 180 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:07,540 因为这颜色实在太内涵了 You know, just in case the paint was too subtle. 181 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,430 市场调查的结果很好 好吗 It tested well with focus groups, alright? 182 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:10,460 我是钢铁爱国者 I am Iron Patriot. 183 00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:12,980 "战争机器"那名字太暴力了 好吗 Listen, War Machine was a little too aggressive, alright? 184 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,600 这个给人感觉好多了 This sends a better message. 185 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:17,620 到底是怎么一回事 So what's really goin' on? 186 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,140 那个满大人 With Mandarin. 187 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,470 说正经的 能谈谈这家伙吗 Seriously, can we talk about this guy? 188 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,370 这是机密 托尼 It's classified information, Tony. 189 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,380 好吧 发生了九起爆炸案件 Okay, there have been nine bombings. 190 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,090 九起 Nine. 191 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,620 公众只知道其中三起 The public only knows about three. 192 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:34,760 关键就在这 Here's the thing, 193 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,590 没人能找到起爆装置 nobody can ID a device. 194 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:37,990 现场没有任何炸弹遗留痕迹 There's no bomb casings. 195 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:40,310 你知道我能帮上忙 快来求我 You know I can help, just ask. 196 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,250 我有一堆高科技 还有一件导航战衣 I got a ton of new tech, I got a prehensile suit, 197 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,130 我还有 我还有新的拆弹器 I got a... I got a new bomb disposal. 198 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:45,610 能将爆炸控制在空中 Catches explosions mid-air. 199 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,170 你多久没有好好睡过了 When's the last time you got a good night's sleep? 200 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,870 爱因斯坦一年才睡三小时 看看他干了什么 Einstein slept three hours a year. Look what he did? 201 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:51,240 人们都很担心你 托尼 People are concerned about you, Tony. 202 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,730 我也很担心你 I'm concerned about you. 203 00:10:52,730 --> 00:10:53,460 你这是要对我说教吗 You're gonna come at me like that? 204 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,810 此处罗德本想说dick 突然出现的小孩使其连忙改口文明用语 不 不 我才不给你讲屌... No. No, look, I'm not trying to be a dic... 205 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:56,660 此处罗德本想说dick 突然出现的小孩使其连忙改口文明用语 206 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:57,300 道理 tator. 此处罗德本想说dick 突然出现的小孩使其连忙改口文明用语 207 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,780 您能在我的画上签个名吗 Do you mind signing my drawing? 208 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:00,320 英语中Dick也是Richard的简称 只要理查德不介意 If Richard doesn't mind. 209 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,000 你不介意吧 迪克 You alright with this, Dick? 英语中Dick也是Richard的简称 210 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:03,240 没问题 Fine with me. 211 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:05,120 你叫什么名字 What is your name? 212 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,080 艾琳 Erin. 213 00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:10,960 1983年电影 此处托尼吐槽小男孩长得像电影里的主人公 顺带一提 我超喜欢你演的《圣诞故事》 I loved you in A Christmas Story, by the way. 214 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,980 五角大楼已经陷入恐慌 Listen, the Pentagon is scared. 215 00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:15,870 纽约事件以后 外星人都不值一提 After New York... aliens, come on. 216 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,460 他们需要粉饰自己的坚强 They need to look strong. 217 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:18,440 阻止满大人是首要任务 但那不是 Stopping the Mandarin is priority, but it's not... 218 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,400 艾琳 救救我 阻止满大人是首要任务 但那不是 Stopping the Mandarin is priority, but it's not... 219 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,100 阻止满大人是首要任务 但那不是 Stopping the Mandarin is priority, but it's not... 220 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,000 不关超级英雄的事 我懂 It's superhero business, I get it. 221 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,580 不是的 坦白说 那是整个美国的大事 No, it's not, quite frankly. It's American business. 222 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,810 我说过我懂了 That's why I said I...got it. 223 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:28,330 你没事吧 Are you okay? 224 00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:30,240 我把蜡笔折断了 I broke the crayon. 225 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,890 你没事吧 斯塔克先生 Are you okay, Mr. Stark? 226 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,030 放松点 托尼 Take it easy. Tony... 227 00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:37,740 您怎么从虫洞里逃出来的 How did you get out of the wormhole? 228 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,050 等一下 托尼 Wait a minute! Tony! 229 00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:39,090 他说了什么 托尼 What'd he say?! Tony! 230 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:40,410 艾琳 救救我 他说了什么 托尼 What'd he say?! Tony! 231 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:40,630 艾琳 救救我 232 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:46,510 抱歉 我得查一下战衣 来确保 好吧 Sorry. Have to check on the suit... make sure... okay 233 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:52,450 检查心脏 检查那个 是不是大脑出问题了 Check the heart, check the... check the... is it the brain? 234 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:55,850 没有心脏或大脑异常的迹象 No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity 235 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:57,230 好吧 那我被下毒了吗 Okay, so I was poisoned? 236 00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:02,980 我的诊断是 你刚有了严重的焦虑症 My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack. 237 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,460 我 Me? 238 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:08,740 拜托 老兄 这样子可不雅观 打开吧 Come on, man. This isn't a good look, open up. 239 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:10,120 抱歉 我得走了 Sorry, I gotta split. 240 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:18,060 徽章 带起徽章 徽章 Badge... badge... badge. 241 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,330 徽章 伙计们 Badge, guys. 242 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:22,010 我在厕所都放了告示了 拜托 I put a memo in the toilet, come on. 243 00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:23,580 托尼把它们闲置在地下室了 Tony has got them in his basement, 244 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:24,510 还给它们带了派对帽 they're wearing party hats. 245 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,440 我们应该把这个资产利用起来 This is an asset that we can put to use. 246 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:27,430 这么说 你在建议我 So, you're suggesting 247 00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:30,940 把门卫全部都换成机器人是吗 that I replace the entire janitorial staff with robots? 248 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:34,140 我的意思是我们可能被攻击的最大软肋 What I'm saying is that the human element of Human Resources 249 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,700 就是人力资源中的人力部分 is our biggest point of vulnerability. 250 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,500 我们应该尽快剔除这部分 We should start phasing it out immediately. 251 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,670 -什么 -抱歉 班比 - What!? - Excuse me, Bambi 252 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,820 你刚说的是认真的吗 Did you just say that? 253 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:41,420 戴好徽章 Security. 254 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,330 哈彼 好吧 Happy? OK. 255 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:45,370 好吧 你上任禁卫队头子 我很替你高兴 Okay, I am thrilled that you're now the Head of Security, okay? 256 00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:47,100 -没人比你更能胜任 -谢谢 - It is the perfect position for you. - Thank you. 257 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:47,640 然而 However 258 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,700 鄙人不胜感激 I do appreciate it 259 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,130 自从你上任之后 Since you've taken the post 260 00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:50,810 你不必这么谢我 You don't have to thank me. 261 00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:54,290 我们的员工投诉率提高了三倍 We've had a rise in staff complaints of three hundred percent 262 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,320 谢谢 Thank you. 263 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,010 我不是在夸你 That's not a compliment. 264 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,570 这不是夸奖吗 这肯定值得夸奖 That's not a compli...? It is a compliment! 265 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,340 -很明显有人在图谋不轨 -我真是 - Clearly somebody's trying to hide something. - I 266 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:01,320 -打扰一下 -请讲 - Excuse me.- Yes? 267 00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:03,610 -波茨小姐 你四点约的客人来了 -谢谢 - Miss Potts, your four o'clock is here. - Thank you. 268 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,080 你和我核查过这个客人了吗 Did you clear this four o'clock with me? 269 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,820 哈彼 我们以后再谈这个 Happy, we'll talk about this later. 270 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,340 我现在得处理这件麻烦事 But right now I have to go deal with this very annoying thing. 271 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,330 怎么讲 How so? 272 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,140 我以前和他共事 I used to work with him, 273 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,350 他总想约我出去 and he used to ask me out all the time. 274 00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:14,460 所以有点小尴尬 So it's a little awkward. 275 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,070 我不喜欢这苗头 I don't like the sound of that. 276 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:22,740 派珀 Pepper. 277 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:24,430 基里安 Killian? 278 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:27,730 你气色不错 真的非常好 You look great. You look really great. 279 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,080 天啊 你看起来 也很棒 God, you look...you look great. 280 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,120 我 我 我无法 I... I... I can't... 281 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,050 这几年你到底在做什么 What on earth have you been doing? 282 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:35,280 没什么大事 Nothing fancy, 283 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,470 只是被理疗师摆弄了五年 just five years in the hands of physical therapists. 284 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:39,490 还有 叫我阿德里奇吧 And please, call me Aldrich. 285 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,780 这个 你应该拿到了门禁徽章吧 Uh... you were supposed to be issued a security badge. 286 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,120 -哈彼 没事的 -是吗 - Happy, it's okay.- Yes? 287 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,450 -我们没事 -确定吗 - We're good. - You sure? 288 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,750 -是的 你走吧 -好的 - Yes. Stand down. - Okay. 289 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,450 -我就在附近 好吧 -谢谢 - I'm gonna linger, right here. Okay. - Thank you. 290 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,340 见到你真高兴 基里安 It's very nice to see you, Killian. 291 00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,370 伙计 Hey, guy 292 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:08,150 圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas 293 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:10,160 规避了这么多年来总统的 After years dodging the president's ban 294 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,230 禁止不道德生物研究的命令 on "Immoral biotech research", 295 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,240 我的智囊团终于有所突破了 my think tank now has a little something in the pipeline. 296 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:24,210 我有一个被称为绝境病毒的构想 It's an idea we like to call Extremis. 297 00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:26,160 让我把灯关一下 I'm gonna turn your lights down. 298 00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,820 请看人类的大脑 Regard the human brain. 299 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,340 等等 暂停 暂停一下 Uh...wait. Hold on, hold on. 300 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:42,000 那是宇宙的图像 我的错 让我按一下 That's...that's the universe, my bad. But if I do that... 301 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,870 这才是大脑 That's the brain. 302 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,360 它们惊人地类似 不是吗 Strangely mimetic though, wouldn't you say? 303 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,740 太不可思议了 Wow, that's amazing! 304 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:53,980 多谢 那是我的大脑 Thanks, it's mine. 305 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:55,610 什么 What? 306 00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:58,760 这是 我的大脑内部 这是个 This...you're inside my head. It's a... 307 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:00,160 实况转播 It's a live feed. 308 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,660 站上来 我证明给你看 Come on up, I'll prove it to you. 309 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:04,610 来吧 Come on. 310 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:11,610 现在 掐我胳膊 我能受得起 掐吧 Now, pinch my arm. I can take it. Pinch me. 311 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,770 那是什么 What is that? 312 00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:16,710 是初级躯体感觉皮层 It's the primary somatosensory cortex. 313 00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:18,180 大脑中感知疼痛的部分 It's the brain's pain center. 314 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:21,730 这才是我想给你看的 But this is what I wanted to show you. 315 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:28,840 绝境病毒开发了我们的生物潜能 Now, Extremis harnesses our bioelectrical potential 316 00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:31,620 现在看 这里 And it goes...here. 317 00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:33,660 这实质上是一个空槽 This is essentially an empty slot, 318 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:36,730 这也正说明我们的大脑 and what this tells us is that our mind, 319 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,830 其实是我们整个的DNA our entire DNA in fact, 320 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,630 注定要被更新升级 is destined to be upgraded. 321 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:49,310 派珀·波茨改革斯塔克企业格局 322 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,410 你好 Hello? 323 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,530 是大额头安保部吗 Is this forehead of Security? 324 00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:54,300 什么 What? 325 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,900 听着 我有正事在办 你有什么事 You know, look, I got a real job. What do you want? 326 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,080 我在工作 有情况发生 I'm working, I got something going on here. 327 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,200 什么情况 骚扰实习生吗 What? Harassing interns? 328 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:58,780 我告诉你一件事 Let me tell you something, 329 00:15:58,780 --> 00:15:59,630 当我告诉大家我是钢铁侠的保镖时 you know what happened when I told people 330 00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:00,620 你知道他们什么反应吗 I was Iron Man's body guard? 331 00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,010 他们无情地嘲笑我 They would laugh in my face. 332 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,150 我只能带着最后一丝尊严灰溜溜离开 I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. 333 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,400 现在我有了真正的工作 照顾派珀 Now I got a real job, I'm watching Pepper. 334 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,750 发生了什么 告诉我 What's going on? Fill me in. 335 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,540 -真要听吗 -对 - For real? - Yeah. 336 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,280 好吧 她在会见一个科学家 Alright, so she's meeting up with this scientist. 337 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,840 -阔佬 长得也帅 -好吧 - Rich guy, handsome. - Right. 338 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,050 我一开始没认出他来 I couldn't make his face at first, right? 339 00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:16,120 你也知道我认人最在行了 You know I'm good with faces. 340 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:16,710 没错 你是个中翘楚 Oh, Yeah, yeah. You're the best. 341 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,090 就是的 然后我查了他的信息 Yeah. Well, so I run his credentials, 342 00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,720 才认出他 阿德里奇·基里安 I make him Aldrich Killian. 343 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,430 其实我们以前见过他 We actually met the guy back in... 344 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:23,420 我们1999年在哪 那个科学会议 where were we in '99? The science conference? 345 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,920 在瑞士 Um... Switzerland. 346 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,860 对 没错 就是那 Right, right, exactly. 347 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,230 基里安 不 我不记得那家伙 Killian? No, I don't remember that guy. 348 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,080 你当然不记得 他又不是金发大波妹 Of course you don't. He's not a blond with a big rack. 349 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,560 一开始还好 他们只是谈生意 At first it was fine, they were talking business, 350 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,530 但现在有点蹊跷了 but now it's like getting weird. 351 00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:35,110 他正在展示一个他的大型大脑 He's showing her his big brain. 352 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:35,780 他的什么 His what? 353 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:37,480 大型大脑 她也乐在其中 Big brain, and she likes it. 354 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:40,710 让我给你看 等一下 看到了吗 Here, let me show you. Hold on. See? 355 00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,280 看到什么 看到你在偷窥吗 Look at what? You watching them? 356 00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:44,110 把屏幕翻转我才能看到 Flip the screen and then we can get started. 357 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,400 我又不是你这种科学天才 I'm not a tech genius like you. 358 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,860 相信我 快过来吧 Just...just trust me, get down down here. 359 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:48,310 翻转屏幕 让我看看他们在做什么 Flip the screen, then I can see what they're doing. 360 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,280 我不会 我不会翻转屏幕 I can't! I don't know how to flip the screen! 361 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,170 别再那样对我说话了 Don't talk to me like that anymore. 362 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,450 你可不是我老板 You're not my boss. 363 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,480 我又不为你工作 Alright, I don't work for you. 364 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,150 我不信任这家伙 Now I don't trust this guy. 365 00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,050 他还有个鬼鬼祟祟的家伙和他一起 He's got another guy with him, he's shifty. 366 00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:59,030 -放松点 -真的吗 - Relax. - Seriously? 367 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,920 我只是让你警戒四周罢了 I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter. 368 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,940 让他出去喝一杯什么的 Tell him to go out for a drink or something? 369 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:02,780 你知道吗 你真的应该 You know what? You should take more 370 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:03,990 好好注意一下这里发生的事 of an interest in what's going on here. 371 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,630 这女子 她是你生命中最美好的邂逅 This woman... this woman's the best thing that ever happened to you, 372 00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:07,540 而你呢 你在暴殄天物 and you... you're just ignoring her. 373 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,130 巨型大脑吗 A giant brain? 374 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,800 没错 一个大脑子 还有个鬼祟之徒 Yeah, there's a giant brain, there's a shifty character. 375 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,100 我得去跟着他 I'm gonna follow this guy. 376 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,550 查他的车牌 要是他来硬的 那就来吧 I'm gonna run his plates and if it gets rough, so be it. 377 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:15,900 我想念你 哈彼 I miss you, Happy. 378 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,390 我也想念你 但是用以前那种方式想 Yeah, I miss you too. But the way it used to be. 379 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:19,490 现在你天天那些超级英雄朋友来往 Now you're off with the 'superfriends', 380 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:20,900 我都不知道你到底怎么了 I don't know what's going on with you anymore. 381 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:21,550 世界越来越奇怪了 The world's getting weird... 382 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,060 抱歉 我得挂断你了 Hey, I... I'd hate to cut you off. 383 00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:23,930 -你的泰瑟电击枪带着吗 -怎么了 - Do you have your taser on you? - Why? 384 00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:24,990 人力资源部好像有个女孩 I think there's a gal in HR 385 00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:26,230 她试图偷打印机墨水 who's trying to steal some printer ink, 386 00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:28,680 你应该过去教训她一下 you should probably go over there and zap her. 387 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,940 好极了 Yeah, nice. 388 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,990 想象一下 若你可以侵入 Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive 389 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:36,990 任何生物体的中枢然后重组其DNA of any living organism and recode its DNA. 390 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,510 那太惊人了 It would be incredible. 391 00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:42,900 不幸的是 听起来那也可用于军事 Unfortunately, to my ears it also sounds highly weaponizable. 392 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:46,680 比如用在改造士兵和私人军队上 托尼他 As in enhanced soldiers, private armies, and Tony is not... 393 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,550 托尼 托尼 Tony. Tony. 394 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:53,380 13年前我邀请托尼加入AIM You know, I invited Tony to join AIM thirteen years ago, 395 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,230 他拒绝了 he turned me down. 396 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,290 但现在我发现 But something tells me now 397 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:59,360 掌权的是另一个天才 there is a new genius on the throne 398 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,090 她不必向托尼汇报 who doesn't have to answer to Tony anymore, 399 00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:05,190 也没那么自负 and who has slightly less of an ego. 400 00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:07,930 我的答案是不 阿德里奇 It's gonna be a no, Aldrich. 401 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,850 我已经尽可能帮你了 As much as I'd like to help you. 402 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,730 好吧 我确实有点失望 Well, I can't say that I'm not disappointed. 403 00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,330 但正如我父亲说过的 But then as my father used to say, 404 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:22,190 透过失败的迷雾 总能窥见胜利的光辉 'Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph.' 405 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,440 话很有深度 That's very deep. 406 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,300 我也不知道是什么意思 And I have no idea what it means. 407 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,860 我也不懂 我爸就是个傻瓜 Well, me neither. He was kind of an idiot, my old man. 408 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,010 我们一定会再见的 派珀 I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper. 409 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,430 哈彼 Happy... 410 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,390 车备好了 你准备好出发了么 The car is ready, if you're ready to go. 411 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,940 我只是 Yes. I just um... 412 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:53,070 忘了别的什么东西 我得去 God, I forgot my other thing, so I'm just gonna... 413 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,260 史塔克工业公司 忘了别的什么东西 我得去 God, I forgot my other thing, so I'm just gonna... 414 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,590 史塔克工业公司 415 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:22,440 圣诞快乐 派珀 416 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,680 抱歉我来晚了 我刚才在 这是什么 I'm sorry I'm late. I was... What the...? What is that?! 417 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:30,890 你在屋里也要穿了吗 那是什么 马克15号吗 You're wearing this in the house now? What is that, like Mark 15? 418 00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:31,310 差不多吧 Uh...yeah. Something like that. 419 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,650 马克42号 差不多吧 Uh...yeah. Something like that. 420 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:33,330 差不多吧 Uh...yeah. Something like that. 421 00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:34,530 人总得有个爱好 You know everybody needs a hobby. 422 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:37,160 你非得在客厅里穿着你的爱好吗 Oh, and you have to wear your hobby in the living room? 423 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,640 新衣服要适应 Just breakin' it in. 424 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,930 你明白吧 裤裆那里总是有点紧 You know, it's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag at first, so. 425 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,380 对了 你看到你的圣诞礼物了吗 Oh hey, did you see your Christmas present? 426 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,050 看到了 我可不会 Yes, I did. I... I don't know 427 00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:48,500 错过那么大的圣诞礼物 how I could have missed that Christmas present. 428 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,420 那么大能搬进门来吗 Is it gonna fit through the door? 429 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:50,640 好吧 你把我问倒了 Well actually, uh...it's a good question. 430 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,100 小崇拜者的来信 好吧 你把我问倒了 Well actually, uh...it's a good question. 431 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:52,170 好吧 你把我问倒了 Well actually, uh...it's a good question. 432 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,470 明天我叫一队人来 I got a team of guys comin' tomorrow, 433 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:55,220 -他们会把墙炸了 -好吧 - they're gonna blow out that wall. - Okay. 434 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,410 今天忙不忙 还是闲着 So, uh... tense? Good day? 435 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,410 按摩一下肩吧 你这个调皮的小女孩 Ooh shoulders, a little naughty. Naughty girl. 436 00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:04,280 我不想罗嗦 不过你喜欢那订制的兔子吗 I don't wanna harp on this, but did you like the custom rabbit? 437 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,880 你问我喜欢吗 Did I like it? 438 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:07,080 俘虏了你的心 对吧 Nailed it, right? 439 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,790 我很感激你的爱情创意 I appreciate the thought very much. 440 00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:15,040 你为什么不拿掉面罩 给我一个热吻呢 So why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss? 441 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:19,600 这个 该死 打不开 Huh. Yup, dammit. No can do. 442 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:22,240 你想不想在面罩的缝上 You wanna just kiss it on the... 443 00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:23,720 亲一下呢 The facial slit? 444 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,850 好吧 看来我只能去车库 Well, why don't I run down to the garage 445 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,400 找个撬棍把它弄开了 and see if I can't find a crowbar to shimmy that thing open? 446 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,720 撬棍 真棒 Crowbar. Yeah. 447 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,620 可是车库有一点 那个 辐射泄漏 Oh, except there's been a...uh...A radiation leak. 448 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,740 我愿意冒这个险 I'll take my chances. 449 00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:34,650 太危险了 That's risky. 450 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,130 至少让我给你找件防护衣 At least let me get you like a Hazmat suit 451 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:41,100 或者盖革计数器之类的东西也行 or a Geiger counter or something like that. 452 00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:43,580 完蛋 Busted. 453 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:46,310 你真是无聊到一定境界了 This is a new level of lame. 454 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:46,880 对不起 Sorry. 455 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,960 今晚是约会之夜 你不等我就吃了 You ate without me, already? On date night? 456 00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:52,060 -他只是...-你是说你吧 - He was just... - You mean you? 457 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:56,640 没错 我是说我们 只是在招待你 Well, yeah. I mean we were just... just hosting you. 458 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:57,450 我正好做完了点工作 While I finished up a little work. 459 00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:58,860 所以就吃了一点东西 And yes, I had a quick bite. 460 00:20:58,860 --> 00:20:59,790 我不知道你回不回家 I didn't know if you were comin' home 461 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:02,280 你有可能和阿德里奇·基里安喝酒去了 or if you were having drinks with Aldrich Killian. 462 00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:06,930 什么 What? 463 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,600 阿德里奇·基里安 你在监视我吗 Aldrich Killian? What are you checking up on me? 464 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,190 是哈彼注意到的 Happy was concerned. 465 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,690 -不 就是你在监视我 -我没有 - No, you're spying on me. - I wasn't... 466 00:21:11,690 --> 00:21:12,370 我要去睡觉了 I'm going to bed. 467 00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:15,450 别走 小派 Hold on. Come on. Pep. 468 00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:19,030 好吧 我承认是我错了 对不起 Hey, I admit it! My fault. Sorry. 469 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,410 我最近过得一团糟 I'm a piping hot mess. 470 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,550 有段时间了 我一直没告诉你 It's been going on for a while, I haven't said anything. 471 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:30,530 自从纽约事件以后 一切都变了 Nothing's been the same since New York. 472 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,110 是吗 我可完全没有注意到 Oh really? Well, I didn't notice that, at all. 473 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,150 你经历过了一些事 You experience things 474 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,010 结果你还是没办法解释明白 and then they're over and you still can't explain 'em. 475 00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,140 神祇 外星人 其他空间 Gods, aliens, other dimensions. 476 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,420 我只是一个躲在铁壳里的人 I... I'm just a man in a can. 477 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,590 我至今还没有崩溃的原因 The only reason I haven't cracked up 478 00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,260 大概就是因为你搬来和我一起住 is probably because you moved in. 479 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:51,250 这太好了 我爱你 我很幸运 Which is great. I love you, I'm lucky. 480 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,600 但是 宝贝 我睡不着 But, honey, I can't sleep. 481 00:21:55,820 --> 00:21:56,900 你睡着了 我就下来 You go to bed, I come down here. 482 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,800 做些我自己的事 敲敲打打 I do what I know, I tinker. 483 00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:03,810 但是危险即将来临 But threat is imminent, 484 00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:06,760 我必须要保护我唯一不能失去的东西 and I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. 485 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,540 就是你 That's you. 486 00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:11,170 我的盔甲 它们只是 My suits, they're uh... 487 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,620 机器而已 Machines. 488 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,730 但是它们是我的一部分 But they're part of me. 489 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,240 这只是个消遣 A distraction. 490 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,160 也许吧 Maybe. 491 00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:37,450 我要去洗个澡 I'm gonna take a shower. 492 00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:39,480 好吧 Okay. 493 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,150 你也一起来吧 And you're gonna join me. 494 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,520 更好了 Better. 495 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:09,200 托尼 托尼 托尼 托尼 Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony... 496 00:23:15,090 --> 00:23:16,230 关闭电源 Power down! 497 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,620 我一定是在睡梦中启动它了 I must have called it in my sleep. 498 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,250 这事不应该发生的 That's not supposed to happen. 499 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,400 我应该重新校准一下传感器 I'll recalibrate the sensors. 500 00:23:35,150 --> 00:23:37,450 我们能不能 让我 Can we just... just let me... 501 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:39,840 让我先喘口气好吗 just let me catch my breath, okay? 502 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,570 别走 好吗 派珀 Don't go, alright? Pepper? 503 00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:44,330 我要去楼下睡 你去敲敲打打吧 I'm going to sleep downstairs. Tinker with that. 504 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,650 你扛得住吗 Can you regulate? 505 00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:13,890 扛得住 Yes, I can regulate. 506 00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:14,820 你确定吗 Are you sure about that? 507 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:15,870 确定 Yes. 508 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:26,970 这批货不错 It's a decent batch. 509 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,170 别说我不为你着想 Don't say I never did nothin' for you. 510 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:31,160 谢谢 Thank you. 511 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,500 理解万岁 I mean for understanding. 512 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,050 对不起 伙计 I'm sorry, buddy. 513 00:25:00,630 --> 00:25:02,620 你干什么呢 伙计 你自己出来的吗 What are you doin', buddy? You out by yourself? 514 00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:05,160 约会之夜对吗 看看你最喜欢的言情片 A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe? 515 00:25:05,190 --> 00:25:06,970 没错 一部叫做《派对结束》的小电影 Yeah, a little movie called "The Party's Over", 516 00:25:06,970 --> 00:25:09,610 主角是你和你嗑药的女朋友 starring you and your junkie girlfriend, 517 00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:10,550 这是电影票 and here's the ticket. 518 00:25:10,830 --> 00:25:12,920 开玩笑吧 那不是你的东西 No kidding? That doesn't belong to you. 519 00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:40,230 萨文 Savin! 520 00:25:40,890 --> 00:25:43,730 救救我 救救我 Help! Help me! 521 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:12,030 福饼的真相是 True story about fortune cookies. 522 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,670 它们看上去像来自中国 They look Chinese, 523 00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:16,480 听上去也像 they sound Chinese, 524 00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:20,080 其实它们是美国制造 but they're actually an American invention. 525 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,140 这也是它们是空心的原因 Which is why they're hollow, 526 00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:25,180 因为它们充满谎言 full of lies, 527 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:28,800 会在嘴里留下恶心的味道 and leave a bad taste in the mouth. 528 00:27:29,090 --> 00:27:33,940 我的门徒刚摧毁了另一个廉价美国盗版货 My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knock-off, 529 00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:37,280 中国剧院 The Chinese Theater. 530 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:42,060 总统先生 我知道这一定很令人沮丧 Mr. President, I know this must be getting frustrating, 531 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:46,910 但是这一季度的恐怖事件已经接近尾声了 but this season of terror is drawing to a close. 532 00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:51,010 别担心 好戏还在后头呢 And don't worry, the big one is coming; 533 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:53,270 你的毕业典礼要来了 your graduation. 534 00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:10,850 别关电视行吗 Mind leaving that on? 535 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:12,560 好的 Sure. 536 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:21,430 周日晚上的固定节目《唐顿庄园》 Sunday night's PBS 'Downtown Abbey'. 537 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,200 他最喜欢看这个 他觉得很高雅 That's his show, he thinks it's elegant. 538 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:32,070 还有 让所有人都带上胸卡 One more thing... make sure everyone wears their badges. 539 00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:33,410 他对这类事情特别固执 He's a stickler for that sort of thing, 540 00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:35,110 不然我的人不让进 plus my guys won't let anyone in without them. 541 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,710 我们在等待托尼·斯塔克的到来 We're awaiting the arrival of Tony Stark. 542 00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:40,570 希望他能就刚刚发生的袭击事件 We're hoping he'll give us the reaction... 543 00:28:40,570 --> 00:28:42,660 给我们一些回应 his reaction to the latest attack. 544 00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:44,290 斯塔克先生 斯塔克先生 Mr. Stark! Mr. Stark! 545 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,610 消息来源说 Our sources are telling us that 546 00:28:45,610 --> 00:28:48,180 这又是一次满大人发动的袭击事件 this is another Mandarin attack. 547 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,840 您对此怎么说 Anything else you can tell us? 548 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,040 斯塔克先生 Hey, Mr. Stark! 549 00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:53,030 什么时候才会有人杀了这个家伙 When is somebody gonna kill this guy? 550 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,030 说说看 Just sayin'. 551 00:28:57,830 --> 00:28:58,940 你就想听这个吗 Is that what you want? 552 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:03,690 我想给满大人 Here's a little holiday greeting 553 00:29:03,690 --> 00:29:05,630 送一个小小的节日问候 I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. 554 00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:08,540 我刚刚才想好措辞 I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. 555 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,830 我叫托尼·斯塔克 我不怕你 My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. 556 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,020 我知道你是个懦夫 I know you're a coward, 557 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:18,070 所以我决定消灭你 伙计 so I've decided that you just died, pal. 558 00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:19,940 我会亲自来收尸 I'm gonna come get the body. 559 00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:21,290 无关政治 There's no politics here; 560 00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:23,220 只有老式的复仇戏码 it's just good old-fashioned revenge. 561 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,430 无关五角大楼 There's no Pentagon; 562 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,350 只有你和我 it's just you and me. 563 00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:28,170 如果你还是个男人 And on the off-chance you're a man, 564 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,920 记着我家地址 here's my home address: 565 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:35,300 10880号 马利布口岸 邮编90265 10880, Malibu Port, 90265. 566 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,650 我的房门时刻大开 I'll leave the door unlocked. 567 00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:39,620 你就想要这个吧 是不是 That's what you wanted, right? 568 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:43,540 我赔你 Bill me. 569 00:29:47,970 --> 00:29:50,980 我已经把满大人的资料整理好了 先生 I've compiled a Mandarin database for you, sir. 570 00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:52,340 来源是神盾局 联邦调查局 Drawn from S.H.I.E.L.D., F.B.I., 571 00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:54,830 和中情局侦听处 and C.I.A. Intercepts. 572 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:58,710 现在进行虚拟犯罪现场重建 Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction. 573 00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:04,050 让我看看 Okay, what do we got here? 574 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,770 他的名字源于一位古代中国的战争军师 His name is an ancient Chinese war mantle, 575 00:30:07,770 --> 00:30:09,540 意思是皇帝的顾问 meaning "Adviser to the King". 576 00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:12,550 熟悉南美的叛乱策略 South American insurgency tactics, 577 00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:14,870 说话像浸礼会的传教士 talks like a Baptist preacher. 578 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:18,340 这里真够热闹的 There's lots of pageantry going on here... 579 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:19,210 不少好戏在上演 lots of theater. 580 00:30:19,620 --> 00:30:20,330 关闭 Close. 581 00:30:20,330 --> 00:30:23,440 爆炸产生的热量超过了3000摄氏度 The heat from the blast was in excess of 3000 degrees Celsius. 582 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:27,600 12.5码内的物体都会瞬间汽化 Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporized instantly. 583 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,290 中国剧院方圆三英里内 No bomb parts found in a three mile radius 584 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,650 没有发现炸弹碎片 of the Chinese theater. 585 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,400 没有 先生 No, sir. 586 00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:34,460 告诉我 哈彼 Talk to me, Happy. 587 00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:55,200 什么时候炸弹不是炸弹呢 When is a bomb not a bomb? 588 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,370 有军人伤亡吗 Any military victims? 589 00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:07,820 杰克·塔加特 有军人伤亡吗 Any military victims? 590 00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:07,980 杰克·塔加特 591 00:31:07,980 --> 00:31:08,620 没有任何公共记录 先生 Not according to public records, sir. 杰克·塔加特 592 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:09,780 没有任何公共记录 先生 Not according to public records, sir. 593 00:31:10,150 --> 00:31:12,490 把热源显像图再调出来 Bring up the thermogenic signatures again, 594 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,090 把三千度也算进去 factor in three thousand degrees. 595 00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:16,480 甲骨文云计算分析完成 The oracle cloud has completed analysis. 596 00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:18,370 连接卫星 Accessing satellites and 597 00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:21,340 将最近一年的热源产生绘制成图 plotting the last twelve months of thermogenic occurrence now. 598 00:31:22,890 --> 00:31:25,320 除去所有满大人袭击过的地方 Take away everywhere that there's been a Mandarin attack. 599 00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:30,590 圣拉斐尔 加利福尼亚 正在计算 热能信号 600 00:31:30,590 --> 00:31:31,380 不是这个 Nope. 圣拉斐尔 加利福尼亚 正在计算 热能信号 601 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:31,560 圣拉斐尔 加利福尼亚 正在计算 热能信号 602 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,150 斯普林菲尔德 密苏里 正在计算 热能信号 603 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,420 玫瑰山 田纳西州 正在计算 热能信号 604 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,850 那个 你确定那不是他的袭击吗 That. You sure that's not one of his? 605 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:42,300 这个早于任何一次已知满大人袭击事件 It predates any known Mandarin attack. 606 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:42,970 这是一起自杀式炸弹袭击 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide. 607 00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:44,480 《今日美国》周末版 爆炸夺走六条生命 这是一起自杀式炸弹袭击 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide. 608 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,360 商业爆破公司查德·戴维斯美军 不是我的儿子 这是一起自杀式炸弹袭击 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide. 609 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:45,440 商业爆破公司查德·戴维斯美军 不是我的儿子 610 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,250 拿过来 Bring it around. 商业爆破公司查德·戴维斯美军 不是我的儿子 611 00:31:46,250 --> 00:31:46,290 拿过来 Bring it around. 612 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,550 热源信号十分相像 The heat signature is remarkably similar. 613 00:31:50,830 --> 00:31:52,640 三千摄氏度 Three thousand degrees Celsius. 614 00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:56,020 两个军人 That's two military guys. 615 00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:58,660 去过田纳西州吗 贾维斯 Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis? 616 00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:00,900 正在安排飞往田纳西州的计划 Creating a flight plan for Tennessee. 617 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,130 现在还有人能来访吗 Are we still at "Ding-dong"? 618 00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:11,910 我们现在应该是高度戒严状态 We're supposed to be on total security lock down. 619 00:32:11,910 --> 00:32:13,970 拜托 我刚威胁了一个恐怖分子 那是谁 Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that? 620 00:32:14,450 --> 00:32:16,340 我对此无能为力 先生 There's only so much I can do, sir, 621 00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:18,820 是你把地址给了全世界的记者 when you give the world's press your home address. 622 00:32:29,810 --> 00:32:30,680 站在那儿别动 Right there's fine. 623 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:39,480 你不是满大人 对吧 对吧 You're not the Mandarin, are you? Are you? 624 00:32:41,050 --> 00:32:44,110 你不记得了 我怎么都不惊讶呢 You don't remember. Why am I not surprised? 625 00:32:44,110 --> 00:32:44,880 别往心里去 Don't take it personally, 626 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,080 我都不记得我早餐吃过什么了 I don't remember what I had for breakfast. 627 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,630 无谷蛋白华夫饼 先生 Gluten-free waffles, sir. 628 00:32:47,630 --> 00:32:48,320 没错 That's right. 629 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,390 好吧 我要和你单独谈谈 Okay, look, I need to be alone with you. 630 00:32:50,390 --> 00:32:53,170 别在这里 是要紧事 Some place not here, it's urgent. 631 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:56,810 我一般不会拒绝这种事的 Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing, 632 00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:58,900 但是现在我有了个正式的女朋友 but now I'm in a committed relationship. 633 00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:02,370 就是她 It's... with her. 634 00:33:02,370 --> 00:33:05,540 托尼 有客人吗 Tony, is somebody there? 635 00:33:05,540 --> 00:33:06,990 是的 是玛雅·汉森 Yeah, it's Maya Hansen. 636 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,720 一个植物学家朋友 不太熟 Old botanist pal that I used to know, barely. 637 00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:13,720 别告诉我有个我从没见过的 Please don't tell me that there is a twelve year-old kid 638 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,600 12岁的孩子在车里等我 waiting in the car that I've never met. 639 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,430 他13岁了 He's thirteen. 640 00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:18,080 别开玩笑了 我需要你的帮助 And no, I need your help. 641 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,750 帮什么 为什么是这时候 What... what for? Why now? 642 00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:21,560 因为我读了报纸 而且 Because I read the papers, and, 643 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,340 坦白地说 我觉得你活不过这周了 frankly, I don't think you'll last the week. 644 00:33:23,340 --> 00:33:24,080 我会没事的 I'll be fine. 645 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,170 对不起 哈彼住院了 I'm sorry. With Happy in the hospital, 646 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:28,050 我不知道会有客人来 I didn't know we were expecting guests. 647 00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:28,680 不是客人 We weren't. 648 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,570 不 我 No, I... 649 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:30,030 旧情人吗 And old girlfriends! 650 00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:30,820 不算是 She's not really. 651 00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:33,900 不是 顶多就是一夜情 No, not really. It... it was just one night. 652 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:34,740 没错 Yep. 653 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,040 果然是你的风格啊 没错 That's how you did it, isn't it? Yep. 654 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:37,840 美好的一晚 It was a great night. 655 00:33:37,910 --> 00:33:39,370 其实 Well, you know... 656 00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:40,980 -幸好你抽身的早 -你说什么 - You have saved yourself a world of pain. - What? 657 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:42,100 -我想也是 -相信我 - I'm sure. - Trust me. 658 00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,170 咱们要出城去躲躲 We're going out of town. 659 00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:44,650 咱们谈过了 不可以 Okay, we've been through this. Nope. 660 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:45,110 可以 Yep! 661 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:46,200 男人说了不可以 The man says no. 662 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,870 -马上就走 没得商量 -宝贝 - Immediately and indefinitely! - Honey... 663 00:33:47,870 --> 00:33:49,320 好主意 咱们走吧 我来拿 Great idea. Let's go. I'll... 664 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,880 对不起 这是个糟透了的主意 I'm sorry. That's a terrible idea. 665 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,360 别碰她的包 Please don't touch her bags. 666 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,400 托尼 正常人都会这么做 Tony, this is how normal people behave. 667 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,880 在外面我没法保护你 我冒险 I can't protect you out there. I challenged... 668 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,010 这个正常吗 Is... is that normal? 669 00:33:57,010 --> 00:33:58,450 正常得很 Yes, this is normal! 670 00:33:58,450 --> 00:33:59,650 可悲的是 那个特别正常 Sadly, that... is very normal. 671 00:33:59,650 --> 00:34:01,480 那只是个大兔子 别大惊小怪的 It's a big bunny, relax about it! 672 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,580 冷静点 Calm down! 673 00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:03,490 这是我送给你的 I got this for you. 674 00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:03,810 斯塔克身处险境 这是我送给你的 I got this for you. 675 00:34:03,810 --> 00:34:03,870 斯塔克身处险境 676 00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:05,350 我知道 I'm aware of that. 斯塔克身处险境 677 00:34:05,350 --> 00:34:05,650 你都没跟我说你喜欢它 You still haven't even told me that you liked it! 斯塔克身处险境 678 00:34:05,650 --> 00:34:06,200 你都没跟我说你喜欢它 You still haven't even told me that you liked it! 679 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,180 我不喜欢 I don't like it! 680 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,650 我问过你三次 你居然不喜欢 I asked you three... You don't like it?! 681 00:34:08,650 --> 00:34:09,790 托尼 我们得离开这个房子 Tony, we are leaving the house. 682 00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:11,160 没有必要讨论这个 That's not even up for discussion. 683 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:11,460 伙计们 我们能不能 Guys, can we um... 684 00:34:11,730 --> 00:34:12,240 什么 What? 685 00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:14,720 我们是不是要关心一下这个 Do we need to worry about that? 686 00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:04,860 保护到你了 I got you. 687 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,480 是我先保护你的 I got you first. 688 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,840 像我之前说的 我们不能待在这了 Like I said, we can't stay here. 689 00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:19,380 快走 我跟在你后面 Move! I'm right behind! 690 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:25,610 去找她 我自己想办法出去 Get her, I'm gonna find a way around. 691 00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:29,560 别停下来 去找她 出去 快 Stop stopping! Get her, get outside! Go! 692 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,590 我的天啊 托尼 Oh my God. Tony! 693 00:36:08,510 --> 00:36:10,600 先生 波茨小姐已经安全离开了 Sir, Miss Potts is clear of the structure. 694 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,670 贾维斯 我的飞行能量呢 Jarvis, where's my flight power?! 695 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:47,130 正在处理 先生 这只是一件原型机 Working on it, sir. This is a prototype. 696 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:53,310 离线 697 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:02,850 解决一架 That's one. 698 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,540 先生 这套盔甲还不能用于战斗 Sir, the suit is not combat-ready. 699 00:37:14,990 --> 00:37:17,050 离线 强行手动 系统故障 700 00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:24,420 第二架 That's two. 701 00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:07,850 系统故障 702 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,420 托尼 Tony! 703 00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:15,630 先生 请深呼吸 Sir, take a deep breath. 704 00:39:31,110 --> 00:39:32,440 飞行能量已恢复 Flight power restored. 705 00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:50,580 先生 先生 Sir. Sir! 706 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,640 关掉警报 我已经知道了 Alright, kill the alarm. I got it. 707 00:39:53,780 --> 00:39:55,300 警报响的原因是 That's the emergency alert 708 00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:57,800 能量下降至百分之五以下 triggered by the power dropping below five percent. 709 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,120 这是在下雪吧 我们在哪 郊区吗 It's snowing, right? Where are we, upstate? 710 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,770 我们在田纳西州玫瑰岗外五公里处 We're five miles outside of Rose Hills, Tennessee. 711 00:40:41,770 --> 00:40:46,150 为什么 贾维斯 我没说要来这里 Why?! Jarvis! Not my idea! 712 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:48,900 我们为什么会到这里 差了十万八千里 What are we doing here? This is thousands of miles away! 713 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:50,000 我要去找派珀 我要 I gotta get Pepper, I gotta... 714 00:40:50,610 --> 00:40:53,370 我准备了一份飞行计划 这里是目的地 I prepared a flight plan. This was the location. 715 00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,990 谁叫你做的 把盔甲打开 Who asked you? Open the suit. 716 00:40:55,990 --> 00:40:58,120 我 我好像出故障了 先生 I... I think I may be malfunctioning, sir. 717 00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:58,940 弹射打开 Open eject. 718 00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:07,000 这才爽 That's brisk! 719 00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:16,810 我还是进去待一会吧 Maybe I'll just cozy back up for a bit. 720 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:19,660 我觉得我现在要睡了 先生 I actually think I need to sleep now, sir. 721 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:21,710 贾维斯 Jarvis. 722 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:25,630 贾维斯 Jarvis? 723 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,000 别丢下我 伙计 Don't leave me, buddy. 724 00:41:42,890 --> 00:41:45,890 德士古商店 725 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,170 斯塔克安全服务器 Stark Secure Server: 726 00:41:52,170 --> 00:41:55,120 现正向所有已知接收者转接 Now transferring to all known receivers. 727 00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:58,130 派珀 是我 十分抱歉 Pepper, it's me. I've got a lot of apologies to make 728 00:41:58,130 --> 00:42:01,150 但是时间有限 首先 and not a lot of time. So first off, 729 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,220 很抱歉让你处于危险的境地 I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. 730 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,910 那样很自私也很愚蠢 以后再也不会了 That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again. 731 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,500 还有 现在是圣诞 那兔子太大了 Also, it's Christmas time, the rabbit's too big. 732 00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:11,470 就这样 对不起 Done. I'm sorry. 733 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,320 我还要提前道歉 因为我还不能回家 And I'm sorry in advance because...I can't come home yet. 734 00:42:18,390 --> 00:42:21,840 我要找到那家伙 你要注意安全 I need to find this guy. You gotta stay safe. 735 00:42:21,950 --> 00:42:23,200 就这么多 That's all I know. 736 00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:26,050 我刚从一个印第安木人身上偷了一件斗篷 I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian. 737 00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:52,170 让你舒服点 Let's get you comfy. 738 00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:55,840 你现在开心了吧 You happy now? 739 00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:11,930 站住 别动 Freeze! Don't move. 740 00:43:12,230 --> 00:43:13,680 被你抓住了 You got me. 741 00:43:15,450 --> 00:43:16,720 土豆枪不错 Nice potato gun. 742 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,180 就是枪管有点长 Barrel's a little long. 743 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,500 又长又粗的话 会减少它的攻击力 Between that and the wide gauge, it's gonna diminish your FPS 744 00:43:26,850 --> 00:43:28,060 你现在也没弹药了 And now you're out of ammo. 745 00:43:28,890 --> 00:43:30,600 你胸口上那个东西是什么 What's that thing on your chest? 746 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:34,630 是个电磁体 你应该懂的 It's a electromagnet. You should know, 747 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:35,920 你这里有一整盒呢 you've got a box of them right here. 748 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,300 它是给什么供电的 What does it power? 749 00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:48,010 我的天啊 Oh my God! 750 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:53,960 那个 那是 That...that's... 751 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,280 那是钢铁侠吗 Is that Iron Man? 752 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,400 其实 我才是 Technically, I am. 753 00:43:56,990 --> 00:43:59,250 其实 你已经死了 Technically, you're dead. 754 00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:01,630 满大人袭击 斯塔克传言已死 755 00:44:01,630 --> 00:44:02,340 有道理 A valid point. 满大人袭击 斯塔克传言已死 756 00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:02,420 满大人袭击 斯塔克传言已死 757 00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:03,800 他怎么了 What happened to him? 758 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,200 生活太艰辛 Life. 759 00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:07,490 我创造了他 我照顾他 I built him, I take care of him. 760 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:11,260 现在我要修好他 I'll fix him. 761 00:44:11,260 --> 00:44:12,330 像机械师那样吗 Like a mechanic? 762 00:44:12,330 --> 00:44:12,830 是的 Yeah. 763 00:44:14,450 --> 00:44:18,340 如果是我在造钢铁侠和战争机器的话 Oh. If I was building Iron Man and War Machine... 764 00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:19,120 现在叫钢铁爱国者了 It's Iron Patriot now. 765 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,620 叫战争机器多酷 That's way cooler! 766 00:44:20,650 --> 00:44:21,330 不 不是的 No, it's not. 767 00:44:22,170 --> 00:44:26,370 好吧 是我的话我会加上 那个逆 Anyways, I would have added in um... the retro... 768 00:44:26,370 --> 00:44:27,620 逆反射层吗 Retroreflective panels? 769 00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:28,720 可以让他进入隐形模式 To make him stealth mode. 770 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,450 你想要隐形模式吗 You want a stealth mode? 771 00:44:29,450 --> 00:44:30,140 多酷啊 不是吗 Cool, right? 772 00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:31,960 这主意不错 也许我会去造一件 That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one. 773 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,260 这主意就不好了 你在干什么 Not a good idea! What are you doing? 774 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:36,380 你把他的手指掰下来了 You're gonna break his finger? 775 00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:38,590 他很痛苦 他受伤了 别动他 He's in pain, he's been injured. Leave him alone. 776 00:44:38,950 --> 00:44:39,680 对不起 Sorry. 777 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,100 真的吗 Are you? 778 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:43,840 别急 我会修好的 Don't worry about it, I'll fix it. 779 00:44:44,970 --> 00:44:46,320 那个 谁在家 So, uh, who's home? 780 00:44:46,870 --> 00:44:49,020 我妈妈出去吃饭了 Well, my mom already left for the diner 781 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,190 我爸去711买刮刮乐了 and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers. 782 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,320 我猜他中奖了 因为那是六年前的事了 I guess he won,'cause that was six years ago. 783 00:44:55,970 --> 00:44:58,620 很正常 好多老爸都出走 Mm. Which happens, dads leave. 784 00:44:58,620 --> 00:44:59,690 不用那么计较 No need to be a pussy about it. 785 00:44:59,690 --> 00:45:02,280 我要一些东西 一台笔记本电脑 Here's what I need: a laptop, 786 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,050 一个电子手表 一台手机 还有你那 a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator 787 00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:06,370 反坦克火箭筒的气动螺旋管 from your bazooka over there, 788 00:45:06,690 --> 00:45:08,850 一份小镇地图 一把来福枪 a map of town, a big spring, 789 00:45:08,850 --> 00:45:10,060 和一个吞拿鱼三明治 and a tuna fish sandwich. 790 00:45:10,060 --> 00:45:11,150 对我有什么好处 What's in it for me? 791 00:45:11,950 --> 00:45:13,740 救赎 他叫什么 Salvation. What's his name? 792 00:45:14,450 --> 00:45:14,960 谁 Who? 793 00:45:15,050 --> 00:45:18,360 在学校里欺负你的小孩 他叫什么 The kid that bullies you at school, what's his name? 794 00:45:18,590 --> 00:45:19,490 你怎么知道的 How'd you know that? 795 00:45:20,850 --> 00:45:21,770 我刚好有你需要的东西 I got just the thing. 796 00:45:24,310 --> 00:45:28,160 供儿童节日或生日时打碎获得惊喜用的彩罐 这是小孩玩的彩罐 开个玩笑 This is a pinata for a cricket. I'm kidding, 797 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,640 这是个很厉害的武器 别对着自己 it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, 798 00:45:30,810 --> 00:45:34,030 按下上面的按钮 能吓跑欺负你的人 press the button on top. It discourages bullying. 799 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,920 非致命武器 只是用来脱身 Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. 800 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,000 成交吗 成交吗 怎么样 Deal? Deal? What'd you say? 801 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:40,520 成交了 Deal. 802 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,040 成交 Deal? 803 00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:44,050 你叫什么 What's you're name? 804 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:47,120 哈里 你叫 Harley. And you're... 805 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,950 机械师 托尼 The mechanic. Tony. 806 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:55,950 知道我念念不忘什么吗 我的三明治呢 You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich? 807 00:46:35,290 --> 00:46:38,110 斯塔克安全服务器 身份验证成功 Stark Secure Server: recognition scan verified. 808 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,380 派珀 是我 Pepper, it's me. 809 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,750 十分抱歉 但是时间有限 I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time. 810 00:46:41,750 --> 00:46:45,880 首先 很抱歉让你处于危险的境地 So first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. 811 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,340 那样很自私也很愚蠢 以后再也不会了 That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again. 812 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,050 你今晚来家里干什么 Why were you at the house tonight? 813 00:46:53,390 --> 00:46:55,990 你有什么很重要的事要跟托尼说吗 What was so important that you had to speak to Tony? 814 00:46:59,430 --> 00:47:01,730 我想我的上司效力于满大人 I think that my boss is working for the Mandarin. 815 00:47:03,970 --> 00:47:05,450 如果你还想继续谈的话 So if you still want to talk about it, 816 00:47:05,450 --> 00:47:07,520 我建议找个安全一点的地方谈 I suggest that we get ourselves someplace safe. 817 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:12,790 你觉得你的上司效力于满大人吗 Your boss works for the Mandarin, you think? 818 00:47:12,790 --> 00:47:15,220 但是托尼说你是个植物学家 那么 But Tony says you're a botanist, so... 819 00:47:15,220 --> 00:47:16,580 难怪了 其实我是个 That figures. What I actually am is 820 00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:18,790 一个四十人小组的基因编码员 a biological DNA coder running a team of forty 821 00:47:18,790 --> 00:47:20,180 而我们管理着一个私人智囊团 out of a privately-funded think tank, 822 00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:22,090 不过你确实可以说我是个植物学家 but sure you can call me a botanist. 823 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,550 你的上司 叫什么名字 This boss of yours, does he have a name? 824 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:28,530 叫阿德里奇·基里安 Yeah, Aldrich Killian. 825 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:33,130 我们把房子炸掉了 先生 Well, we took the house down, sir... 826 00:47:33,690 --> 00:47:34,890 但是没有发现尸体 But there's no sign of a body. 827 00:47:34,990 --> 00:47:36,070 -我明白了 -没找到斯塔克 - I see. - No Stark. 828 00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:37,110 我要走了 I have to go. 829 00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,470 大师要开始录像 他有点 The Master is about to record and he's a little... 830 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,940 那个什么 你懂的 Well, you know how he gets. 831 00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:45,820 今晚记得执行约定 完事了打给我 Keep your appointment tonight and call me when it's done. 832 00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:55,040 好了各位 不要说话也不要互相使眼色 Alright everybody. No talking and no eye contact, 833 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,610 除非你想被一枪崩掉 unless you wanna get shot in the face. 834 00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:09,570 报告情况 Report in. 835 00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:13,040 房屋安全 The house is clear. 836 00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:19,160 大师进来了 The Master is traveling. 837 00:48:34,060 --> 00:48:35,740 好了 我们还在等什么 Well then, what are we waiting for? 838 00:48:39,470 --> 00:48:41,810 三明治还行 来福枪有点生锈了 The sandwich was fair, the spring was a little rusty, 839 00:48:41,810 --> 00:48:43,580 剩下的材料 我能凑合着用 the rest of the materials, I'll make do. 840 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,990 对了 你说你妹妹有个手表 By the way, when you said your sister had a watch, 841 00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:48,660 可能我的期望值有点过高了 I was kinda hoping for something a little more than that. 842 00:48:49,590 --> 00:48:52,500 她才六岁 再说这是个限量版 She's six! Anyway, it's limited edition. 843 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,800 我们什么时候能聊聊纽约的事 When can we talk about New York? 844 00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:56,510 可能永远都不会谈 别紧张 Maybe never, relax about it. 845 00:48:56,510 --> 00:48:58,130 那复仇者联盟呢 能聊聊他们吗 What about The Avengers, can you talk about them? 846 00:48:58,130 --> 00:49:00,580 晚点吧 孩子 让我喘口气 I don't know, later. Hey kid, give me a little space. 847 00:49:04,490 --> 00:49:07,640 官方说这里发生了什么 怎么回事 What's the official story here? What happened? 848 00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:10,440 我猜这个叫查德·戴维斯的人 I guess this guy named Chad Davis, 849 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:15,410 以前住在附近 在军队里获得了很多勋章 used to live roundabouts, won a bunch of medals in the army. 850 00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:19,070 有一天人们说他疯了 然后做了一个 One day, folks said he went crazy and made, 851 00:49:19,070 --> 00:49:23,060 炸弹 然后他在这里把自己炸飞了 you know, a bomb. Then he blew himself up right here. 852 00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:30,700 死了六个人 对吗 Six people died, right? 853 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:31,320 是的 Yeah. 854 00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:32,590 包括查德·戴维斯吗 Including Chad Davis? 855 00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:33,440 是的 Yeah. 856 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,200 是吗 这没道理啊 Yeah. That doesn't make sense. 857 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,470 想想看 六个人死了 只有五个阴影 Think about it. Six dead, only five shadows. 858 00:49:47,870 --> 00:49:50,740 人们说这些阴影 Yeah, people said these shadows are 859 00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:52,570 标志着升入天堂的灵魂 like the mark of souls gone to Heaven. 860 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:57,170 除了那个持炸弹的 他没有阴影 Except the bomb guy, he went to Hell on account of 861 00:49:57,170 --> 00:50:00,920 所以他下了地狱 所以只有五个 he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five. 862 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:01,750 你信吗 Do you buy that? 863 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:03,290 大家都这么说的 That's what everyone says. 864 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,590 知道这个坑让我想起什么吗 You know what this crater reminds me of? 865 00:50:09,970 --> 00:50:11,840 不知道 我不 我不在乎 No idea. I'm not...I don't care. 866 00:50:12,730 --> 00:50:18,010 那个巨大的虫洞 在纽约 That giant wormhole, in um...in New York. 867 00:50:18,490 --> 00:50:19,660 想起来了吗 Does it remind you? 868 00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:22,510 你这是想套话 我不想谈 That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it. 869 00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:24,890 他们会回来吗 那些外星人 Are they coming back? The aliens? 870 00:50:24,890 --> 00:50:26,370 也许吧 你闭嘴行吗 Maybe. Can you stop? 871 00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:28,560 记不记得我跟你说 Remember when I told you, 872 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,070 我有焦虑症 that I have an anxiety issue? 873 00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:31,860 这个话题让你更加 抓狂吗 Does this subject make you...make you edgy? 874 00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:32,500 是有一点 Yeah, a little bit. 875 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,270 能不能让我喘口气 Can I just catch my breath for a second? 876 00:50:34,270 --> 00:50:35,650 玫瑰岗有坏人吗 Are there bad guys in Rose Hills? 877 00:50:35,650 --> 00:50:38,750 你要用塑料袋呼吸吗 Do you...do you need a plastic bag to breathe into? 878 00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:40,650 -你吃药了吗 -没有 - Do you have medication? - Nope. 879 00:50:40,650 --> 00:50:41,540 你需要吃药吗 Do you need to be on it? 880 00:50:41,550 --> 00:50:42,070 也许吧 Probably. 881 00:50:42,070 --> 00:50:43,520 -你有创伤后精神障碍吗 -应该没有 - Do you have PTSD? - I don't think so. 882 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,740 你要 你要失去理智了吗 Are you...are you going completely mental? 883 00:50:45,990 --> 00:50:48,030 我可以闭嘴 你要我闭嘴吗 I can stop, do you want me to stop? 884 00:50:48,030 --> 00:50:48,940 你要我闭嘴吗 Do you want me to stop? 885 00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:49,630 记得我说过叫你闭嘴吗 Remember when I said to stop doing that? 886 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:51,460 上帝啊 你快把我弄崩溃了 I swear to God, you're going to freak me out! 887 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,610 你成功了 不是吗 现在开心了吧 Ah man, you did it, didn't you? You happy now? 888 00:50:56,610 --> 00:50:57,700 我说了什么 What did I say? 889 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:02,020 等等我 等等 Hey, wait up! Wait, wait. 890 00:51:07,210 --> 00:51:08,430 你这是怎么了 What the hell was that? 891 00:51:12,980 --> 00:51:15,700 都是你的错 被你玩了 Your fault, you spazzed me out. 892 00:51:16,970 --> 00:51:18,580 回归正题 我们说到哪了 Okay, back to business. Where were we? 893 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:22,180 那个死者 亲戚和家人呢 The guy who died...relatives? Mom? 894 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,870 戴维斯夫人 她在哪里 Mrs. Davis, where is she? 895 00:51:23,870 --> 00:51:25,090 老地方 Where she always is. 896 00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:27,160 现在你才帮上忙了 See, now you're being helpful. 897 00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:31,940 行者酒吧 898 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:33,720 对不起 Sorry. 899 00:51:34,260 --> 00:51:37,690 女士 这是 Lady, this uh... 900 00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:40,780 谢谢 Thank you. 901 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,140 发型不错 很适合你 Nice haircut, suits you. 902 00:51:46,530 --> 00:51:47,490 手表不错 Nice watch. 903 00:51:47,490 --> 00:51:49,050 没错 限量版的 Yeah, limited edition. 904 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,970 毋庸置疑 Oh, I don't doubt it. 905 00:51:52,620 --> 00:51:54,010 晚上好好玩 Well, have a good evening. 906 00:52:17,290 --> 00:52:20,890 戴维斯女士 介意我坐下吗 Mrs. Davis, mind if I join you? 907 00:52:21,650 --> 00:52:22,870 没人拦着你 Free country. 908 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,340 没错 It sure is. 909 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,800 你想从哪说起 Alright. Where'd you like to start? 910 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:36,070 我只想说我为您丧子感到难过 I just want to say I'm sorry about your loss. 911 00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:39,070 我想知道你觉得发生了什么 I want to know what you think happened. 912 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,860 我给你带来了资料 你拿了就走吧 Look, I brought your damn file. You take it and go. 913 00:52:46,910 --> 00:52:48,220 无论里面是什么他都不想与之有任何瓜葛 Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it. 914 00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:50,140 秘密文件 行动失踪人员 无论里面是什么他都不想与之有任何瓜葛 Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it. 915 00:52:50,140 --> 00:52:50,470 秘密文件 行动失踪人员 916 00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:53,550 很明显你还在等其他人 Clearly, you're waiting for someone else. 917 00:52:54,050 --> 00:52:56,220 对吧 在这里等其他人吧 Yeah? Supposed to meet somebody here? 918 00:52:56,220 --> 00:52:57,200 是的 Yeah. 919 00:52:58,150 --> 00:52:58,660 戴维斯·查德 920 00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:09,950 塔格特 921 00:53:11,550 --> 00:53:13,510 戴维斯女士 您的儿子没有自杀 Mrs. Davis, your son didn't kill himself, 922 00:53:14,030 --> 00:53:14,960 我向您保证 I guarantee you. 923 00:53:14,970 --> 00:53:16,290 他没有杀任何人 He didn't kill anyone. 924 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,690 有人利用了他 Someone used him. 925 00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,330 你说什么 What? 926 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:22,770 有人把他当做武器使用 As a weapon. 927 00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:30,720 你不是打给我电话的那个人 对吧 You're not the person who called me after all, are you? 928 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:33,240 其实电话是我打的 Actually, I am. 929 00:53:38,030 --> 00:53:39,230 怎么回事 What's all this about? 930 00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:40,780 发生了什么事 What the hell's going on here? 931 00:53:40,780 --> 00:53:42,240 我在抓人 It's called an arrest. 932 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:44,610 是警长吧 Sheriff, is it? 933 00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:46,650 没错 我是警长 你是谁 Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are? 934 00:53:46,650 --> 00:53:47,950 国土安全局 Homeland Security. 935 00:53:47,950 --> 00:53:48,630 还有什么问题吗 We good here? 936 00:53:48,630 --> 00:53:49,780 有问题 No, we're not good. 937 00:53:50,690 --> 00:53:52,390 你最好把来龙去脉讲清楚 I need a little more information than that. 938 00:53:52,390 --> 00:53:54,910 恐怕你的官不够大 警长 Well, I think it's a little above your pay grade, Sheriff. 939 00:53:54,910 --> 00:53:57,300 那么你跟纳什维尔[田纳西州首府]打声招呼 Yeah, well, why don't you get on the horn to Nashville and uh... 940 00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:58,410 给我升升官怎么样 upgrade me? 941 00:53:58,410 --> 00:53:59,080 好吧 你知道吗 Alright, you know what? 942 00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,050 我本希望问题能和平解决 但是 I was hoping to do this the smart way, but uh... 943 00:54:02,730 --> 00:54:04,520 某些有意思的方法总是更奏效 the fun way's always good. 944 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,950 副官 把这个女人抓起来 Deputy, get this woman and... 945 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:23,340 辣妹 想玩玩吗 就你和我 走吧 Hey hot wings, you wanna party? You and me, let's go. 946 00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:37,620 很疯狂吧 Crazy, huh? 947 00:54:37,620 --> 00:54:38,540 是的 Yeah. 948 00:54:40,270 --> 00:54:41,390 看好了 Watch this. 949 00:55:47,700 --> 00:55:48,480 你算是找对人了 You walked right into this one, 950 00:55:48,490 --> 00:55:50,320 我泡过比你更火辣的妞 I've dated hotter chicks than you. 951 00:55:52,810 --> 00:55:56,510 你就这点本事吗 耍花招说冷笑话 That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner? 952 00:55:56,510 --> 00:55:59,370 亲爱的 我的自传也许会叫这个名字 Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography. 953 00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:00,740 放开我 Let me go! 954 00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:02,720 救命 救命 Help me! Help me! 955 00:57:06,580 --> 00:57:07,580 好吧 Anyway. 956 00:57:08,820 --> 00:57:10,780 孩子 你要想什么圣诞礼物 Hey kid, what would you like for Christmas? 957 00:57:10,780 --> 00:57:12,750 斯塔克先生 对不起 Mr. Stark, I am so sorry! 958 00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:13,270 不不不 No, no. 959 00:57:13,270 --> 00:57:16,210 他想说的应该是 我要那份破文件 I think he was trying to say 'I want my goddamn file.' 960 00:57:16,950 --> 00:57:18,290 这不是你的错 孩子 It's not your fault, kid. 961 00:57:20,790 --> 00:57:22,320 记得我说过被人欺负时该怎么做吗 Remember what I told you about bullies? 962 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,250 喜欢吗 乡巴佬 You like that, West World? 963 00:57:30,550 --> 00:57:34,170 聪明人就这样 总有办法保护自己 That's the thing about smart guys, we always cover our ass. 964 00:57:58,780 --> 00:57:59,980 不用谢 You're welcome! 965 00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:03,330 谢什么 我错过了什么 For what? Did I miss something? 966 00:58:03,330 --> 00:58:05,000 我救了你 Me saving your life. 967 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,210 一 是我先救了你 二 谢就谢 Yeah, A: Saved you first, B: Thanks, sort of, 968 00:58:08,210 --> 00:58:10,070 三 如果你要对付别人 and C: If you do someone a solid, 969 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:11,240 就不要当缩头乌龟 明白吗 don't be a yutz, alright? 970 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:14,080 从容一点 不然就只剩花拳绣腿了 Just play it cool otherwise you come off grandiose. 971 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,830 你不也这样吗 Unlike you? 972 00:58:18,230 --> 00:58:21,580 承认吧 你需要我 我们心有灵犀 Admit it, you need me. We're connected. 973 00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:22,910 你只要乖乖地回家 What I need is for you to go home, 974 00:58:22,910 --> 00:58:26,130 好好陪你妈 什么都别说 看好盔甲 be with your mom, keep your trap shut, guard the suit. 975 00:58:26,430 --> 00:58:27,570 待在电话附近 And stay connected to the telephone, 976 00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:29,810 我打给你你就接 好吗 because if I call, you better pick up. Okay? 977 00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:31,040 明白了吗 Can you feel that? 978 00:58:31,410 --> 00:58:32,480 你别再跟着我了 We're done here. 979 00:58:32,790 --> 00:58:34,540 让开 不然从你身上碾过去 Move out of the way or I'm gonna run you over. 980 00:58:34,540 --> 00:58:35,240 再见 孩子 Bye, kid. 981 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,550 对不起 孩子 I'm sorry, kid. 982 00:58:44,950 --> 00:58:45,950 你做得很好 You did good. 983 00:58:46,150 --> 00:58:48,950 你现在要像我爸那样丢下我不管吗 So now you're just gonna leave me here, like my dad? 984 00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:51,550 没错 Yeah. 985 00:58:53,190 --> 00:58:54,700 等等 你是在装可怜吗 Wait, you're guilt-tripping me, aren't you? 986 00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:56,130 我好冷 I'm cold. 987 00:58:56,410 --> 00:58:58,890 我看得出来 知道为什么我看得出来吗 I can tell. You know how I can tell? 988 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,450 因为我们心有灵犀 Cause we're connected. 989 00:59:05,580 --> 00:59:07,030 试试也好 It was worth a shot. 990 00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:20,110 没错 这款圣诞树价廉物美 You get this, it's affordable, it's gorgeous, 991 00:59:20,110 --> 00:59:22,560 带装饰的圣诞树 没错 这款圣诞树价廉物美 You get this, it's affordable, it's gorgeous, 992 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,030 与所有家居装饰均能搭配 it goes with any decor... 带装饰的圣诞树 993 00:59:24,030 --> 00:59:24,510 与所有家居装饰均能搭配 it goes with any decor... 994 00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:26,510 画面怎么会这样 What happened to the picture? 995 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:27,820 我们得启用超驰控制 We'll go to override it. 996 00:59:28,070 --> 00:59:29,620 已经被他们控制了 They are accessing the TCL... 997 00:59:29,630 --> 00:59:30,740 这种事怎么又发生了 How is this happening again? 998 00:59:30,740 --> 00:59:32,860 -超驰控制洛杉矶 -我在努力 - Override to Los Angeles. - I'm trying to... 999 00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:34,110 信号是从哪里来的 Where's the feed coming from? 1000 00:59:34,110 --> 00:59:35,540 不知道 所有的接收器里都有 I don't know, it's in all of our receivers and I... 1001 00:59:36,270 --> 00:59:37,540 我们整个东海岸的 We entire east coast, 1002 00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:38,390 卫星都不管用了 the satellites are down. 1003 00:59:38,390 --> 00:59:40,050 不只是我们这里 not just our station... 1004 00:59:40,050 --> 00:59:41,410 启用紧急方案 Move up back-up manual. 1005 00:59:41,410 --> 00:59:43,150 有一个未经授权的节目 We have an unauthorized broadcast cutting... 1006 00:59:43,150 --> 00:59:45,830 副总统先生 请您看看这个 Mr. Vice President, I think you should see this. 1007 00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:50,760 天啊 又来了 Oh my God, not again. 1008 00:59:51,230 --> 00:59:52,940 总统也在看吗 Is the President getting this? 1009 01:00:03,550 --> 01:00:07,880 总统先生 还剩最后两节课 Mr. President, only two lessons remain. 1010 01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:11,290 我打算在圣诞节早上前把课讲完 And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning. 1011 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,440 这位是托马斯·理查兹 Meet Thomas Richards. 1012 01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:17,330 名字响亮 工作也好 Good strong name, good strong job. 1013 01:00:18,090 --> 01:00:23,010 这位托马斯是罗克森石油公司的会计 Thomas here is an accountant for the Roxxon Oil Corporation. 1014 01:00:26,270 --> 01:00:28,200 我相信他是位好人 And I'm sure he's a really good guy. 1015 01:00:31,210 --> 01:00:32,900 我要在30秒内 当着所有观众的面 I'm gonna shoot him in the head, 1016 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:36,480 一枪打爆他的头 live on your television, in thirty seconds. 1017 01:00:37,090 --> 01:00:40,190 这台电话的号码已经发到你手机上 The number for this telephone is in your cell phone. 1018 01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:41,890 很刺激吧 Exciting, isn't it? 1019 01:00:41,890 --> 01:00:44,100 好好想想号码是怎么发过去的吧 Imagining how it got there. 1020 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:49,000 美国 如果你的总统在半分钟内打给我 America, if your president calls me in the next half-minute, 1021 01:00:49,060 --> 01:00:51,910 我就饶汤姆不死 计时开始 Tom lives. Go. 1022 01:00:53,990 --> 01:00:55,460 他是怎么黑进我手机的 How did he hack my phone? 1023 01:00:55,470 --> 01:00:57,680 我们不能对恐怖分子言听计从 We can't allow terrorists to dictate... 1024 01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:58,530 这通电话我必须打 I have to make this call. 1025 01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:00,100 我强烈反对 I'd strongly advise against that. 1026 01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:01,950 我不能见死不救 This is the right thing to do. 1027 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,800 还剩最后一节课 埃利斯总统 There's just one lesson left, President Ellis. 1028 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,910 逃吧 躲起来吧 和你的孩子告别吧 So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye. 1029 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:36,640 因为谁也救不了你 你的军队 Because nothing, not your army, 1030 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,520 和你那红白蓝三色的爱将都不行 not your red, white and blue attack dog can save you! 1031 01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:43,410 回头见 I'll see you soon. 1032 01:01:46,010 --> 01:01:49,570 叫罗德立刻找出这个疯子 Tell Rhodes, find this lunatic right now. 1033 01:01:49,570 --> 01:01:51,250 总统先生 我们追踪了广播的信号 Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal. 1034 01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,970 信号源可能位于巴基斯坦 We have a possible point of origin in Pakistan 1035 01:01:52,970 --> 01:01:53,990 爱国者已准备出击 and the Patriot is ready to strike. 1036 01:01:53,990 --> 01:01:54,700 马上出击 Right now! 1037 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:55,720 明白 Yes, sir. 1038 01:02:17,430 --> 01:02:18,740 作战任务中失踪人员 1039 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,250 不许动 Don't move! 1040 01:02:33,290 --> 01:02:36,330 请稍等 Uh... hang on a second. 1041 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:37,830 喂 Hello. 1042 01:02:37,830 --> 01:02:39,670 你试过被妹子骑在身上的时候抬头一看 Did you ever have a chick straddling you and you look up 1043 01:02:39,670 --> 01:02:41,650 她突然全身发光 and suddenly she's glowing from the inside out, 1044 01:02:41,650 --> 01:02:43,660 变成橙色吗 kind of a bright orange? 1045 01:02:43,670 --> 01:02:45,190 试过 你是谁 Yeah, I've had that. Who is this? 1046 01:02:45,190 --> 01:02:47,150 是我 兄弟 上次我失踪的时候 It's me, pal. Now last time I went missing, 1047 01:02:47,150 --> 01:02:48,470 如果我没记错的话 if I remember correctly, 1048 01:02:48,470 --> 01:02:50,510 你一直在找我 你在干什么 you came looking for me. What are you doing? 1049 01:02:50,510 --> 01:02:52,550 在巴基斯坦登门造访交朋友 A little knockin' talking, making friends in Pakistan. 1050 01:02:52,550 --> 01:02:53,280 你在干什么 What are you doing? 1051 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,400 是AIM重新设计了你的盔甲吗 Your re-design, your big re-brand, that was AIM, right? 1052 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:57,730 没错 Yeah. 1053 01:02:58,230 --> 01:03:01,320 我现在要用通讯卫星 需要你的账号 I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comsat right now, I need your login. 1054 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,680 一直都是那个账号 战争机器68 It's the same as it's always been, War Machine 68. 1055 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,710 密码呢 And password please? 1056 01:03:04,710 --> 01:03:07,030 每次被你黑完后我都得改密码 托尼 Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony. 1057 01:03:07,030 --> 01:03:07,930 现在不是八零年代 It's not the eighties, 1058 01:03:07,930 --> 01:03:10,470 "被黑"这词已经过时了 告诉我密码 nobody says 'hack' anymore. Give me your login. 1059 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:14,820 战争机器牛逼闪闪 全部大写 War Machine Rox with an X, all caps. 1060 01:03:18,090 --> 01:03:19,270 尽情地笑吧 Yeah, okay. 1061 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:22,700 这比钢铁爱国者好多了 That is so much better than Iron Patriot. 1062 01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:30,240 哈密尔顿县纪念堂 查塔努加小姐圣诞选美大赛 1063 01:03:30,510 --> 01:03:32,070 很好 很好 Very nice, very nice. 1064 01:03:32,070 --> 01:03:33,740 请回答问题 One question for you. 1065 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:37,760 今年的圣诞礼物你想要什么 What would you like for Christmas this year? 1066 01:03:38,810 --> 01:03:41,160 大卫 Well, David... 1067 01:03:41,170 --> 01:03:41,590 我们正在现场直播 We're broadcasting live... 1068 01:03:41,590 --> 01:03:42,800 查塔努加五台 我们正在现场直播 We're broadcasting live... 1069 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:49,000 查塔努加五台 1070 01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:54,970 再来一次 这次面向所有人 One more time, this time is for everybody, all right. 1071 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:03,830 网速慢 1072 01:04:03,830 --> 01:04:05,180 这可不行 That ain't gonna cut it. 网速慢 1073 01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:05,610 网速慢 1074 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,420 对不起 先生 我不知道 Excuse me, sir. I don't know who... 1075 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,410 妈 我等会儿再打给你 奇迹出现了 Mom, I need to call you back, something magical is happening. 1076 01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:18,190 托尼·斯塔克在我的车里 Tony Stark is in my van. 1077 01:04:18,190 --> 01:04:19,280 小点声 Keep it down. 1078 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,230 托尼·斯塔克在我的车里 Tony Stark is in my van! 1079 01:04:20,230 --> 01:04:20,740 你认错人了 No, he's not. 1080 01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:22,260 我就知道你还活着 I knew you were still alive! 1081 01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:24,210 进来 关门 Come on in and close the door. 1082 01:04:28,790 --> 01:04:29,970 我能有话直说吗 先生 Wow, can I just say, sir? 1083 01:04:29,970 --> 01:04:30,980 好的 Yeah. 1084 01:04:31,730 --> 01:04:33,230 我是你的超级脑残粉 I am your biggest fan. 1085 01:04:33,230 --> 01:04:34,590 我先问个问题 这是你的车吗 Okay. First, is this your van, 1086 01:04:34,590 --> 01:04:35,350 会不会有其他人进来 is anyone else gonna come in? 1087 01:04:35,350 --> 01:04:36,870 不不不 没人会进来 No, no, no. It's just us. 1088 01:04:36,870 --> 01:04:37,660 你叫什么名字 What's your name? 1089 01:04:37,660 --> 01:04:39,830 加里 Gary. 1090 01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:42,550 保持距离 Right there's fine. 1091 01:04:42,990 --> 01:04:43,630 好的 Okay. 1092 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,270 我经常遇到激动的粉丝 放松点 I get a lot of this, it's okay. 1093 01:04:45,570 --> 01:04:46,680 好 我能有话直说吗 Oh, good. Can I just say? 1094 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:48,160 你想说 说吧 What do you... yeah. 1095 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,140 不知道你能不能看出来 I don't know if you can tell, but I have like, 1096 01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:53,070 我在模仿你的造型 patterned my whole look after you. 1097 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:54,950 我的头发有点 不太对 My hair's a little... it's not right. 1098 01:04:54,950 --> 01:04:55,540 没事 It's fine. 1099 01:04:55,540 --> 01:04:56,390 因为没喷发胶 Because there's no product in it. 1100 01:04:56,390 --> 01:04:57,400 没错 Right. 1101 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,050 我不想你尴尬 I don't wanna make things awkward for you, 1102 01:05:00,050 --> 01:05:00,550 我不会尴尬的 You're not. 1103 01:05:00,550 --> 01:05:02,940 但我得给你看这个 but I do have to show you... boom! 1104 01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:07,640 斯科特·拜奥 美国著名演员 西班牙版的斯科特·拜奥 对不起 这是我吗 A Hispanic Scott Baio? Oh, I'm sorry. Is that me? 1105 01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:12,430 没错 这是照着我做的娃娃纹上去的 Yeah. It's uh... I mean, I had them do it off a doll that I made, 1106 01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:15,040 所以跟照片不太像 有点 so it's not like it's off a picture. So it's a little bit... 1107 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:16,700 加里 听我说 Gary, listen to me, okay? 1108 01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:19,650 我不想泼你冷水 I don't wanna clip your wings here, 1109 01:05:19,650 --> 01:05:21,990 但我们都有点兴奋过头了 we're both a little over-excited. 1110 01:05:21,990 --> 01:05:24,070 我有事 我在找坏人的下落 I got an issue.I'm chasing bad guys, 1111 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,790 希望能在一些加密的数据文件里找到线索 trying to grapple with something from some hard-crypt data files. 1112 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:28,190 但这里网速不够 I don't have enough juice. 1113 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:30,360 你到车顶上去 I need you to jump on the roof, all right? 1114 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:34,550 ISDN 综合业务数字网 重新校准ISDN 将功率提高40% Recalibrate the ISDNs, pump it up by about forty percent. 1115 01:05:35,190 --> 01:05:35,750 懂了 Got it. 1116 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:36,360 这是一项使命 Right, it's a mission. 1117 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,420 好的 Yeah. 1118 01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:38,850 托尼需要加里 Tony needs Gary. 1119 01:05:39,590 --> 01:05:41,140 加里也需要托尼 And Gary needs Tony. 1120 01:05:41,140 --> 01:05:41,750 低调点 Be quiet about it. 1121 01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:43,240 -好 -去吧 - Yeah. - Go. 1122 01:05:53,340 --> 01:05:56,670 国家安全委员会 账号 战争机器68 1123 01:05:57,540 --> 01:05:58,610 拒绝访问 1124 01:05:58,610 --> 01:06:00,740 允许访问 1125 01:06:05,710 --> 01:06:08,750 你觉得这辈子的决定性时刻是什么时候 What would you regard as the defining moment of your life? 1126 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:12,640 是我下定决心要战胜伤痛的那天 I think that'd be the day I decided not to let my injury beat me. 1127 01:06:14,970 --> 01:06:16,580 能否对着摄像机说出你的名字 Will you please state your name for the camera? 1128 01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:17,880 艾伦·布兰特 Ellen Brandt. 1129 01:06:17,890 --> 01:06:22,420 好的 注射将定期进行 Okay. So, the injections are administered periodically. 1130 01:06:22,420 --> 01:06:23,650 不许喝酒或吸毒 Addiction will not be tolerated 1131 01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:27,260 不能自律的人将退出本项目 and those who cannot regulate will be cut from the program. 1132 01:06:28,290 --> 01:06:31,690 你们曾经是累赘 残疾人 Once misfits, cripples... 1133 01:06:31,690 --> 01:06:35,340 但你们将成为人类进化的下一阶段 you are the next iteration of human evolution. 1134 01:06:37,790 --> 01:06:38,840 绝境病毒项目 注射测试 第一阶段 1135 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,900 大家好 开始之前 我向大家保证 Hi, everybody. Before we start, I promise you, 1136 01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:42,790 当你们回首往事 looking back at your life 1137 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:46,200 最痛苦的回忆将是你们深思熟虑后 there will be nothing as bitter as the memory of that glorious risk 1138 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,460 决定抛诸脑后的极高风险 that you prudently elected to forego. 1139 01:06:48,470 --> 01:06:51,380 今天就是你们的荣耀之日 开始 Today is your glory. Let's begin! 1140 01:07:02,710 --> 01:07:04,180 我们得离开这里 快离开这里 We gotta get out of here! Gotta get out of here! 1141 01:07:04,180 --> 01:07:06,070 带他们走 带他们出去 Get 'em out! Get 'em out of here! 1142 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,850 会走火的炸弹就不叫炸弹了 A bomb is not a bomb when it's a misfire. 1143 01:07:17,770 --> 01:07:19,960 这东西不是一直都好用吧 老兄 This stuff doesn't always work, right, pal? 1144 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,880 它有缺陷 但你找到了买家吧 It's faulty, but you found a buyer, didn't you? 1145 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:26,910 买家是满大人 抓到你了 Sold it to the Mandarin. Got you. 1146 01:07:30,540 --> 01:07:32,200 发生了什么事 What happened? 1147 01:07:33,030 --> 01:07:33,910 很有趣的事情 Fun fact: 1148 01:07:34,940 --> 01:07:38,090 维尔纳·冯·布劳恩为纳粹制造火箭以前 before he built rockets for the Nazis, 德国核物理学家和火箭专家 纳粹乙级战犯 1149 01:07:38,340 --> 01:07:41,790 是个理想主义者 the idealistic Werner von Braun 1150 01:07:42,790 --> 01:07:44,800 幻想着航天旅行 dreamed of space travel, 1151 01:07:46,010 --> 01:07:47,540 他喜欢仰望星空 he stargazed. 1152 01:07:48,110 --> 01:07:50,500 第一枚V2火箭击中伦敦时 Do you know what he said 1153 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:52,030 你知道他说了什么吗 when the first V2 hit London? 1154 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:56,380 火箭运行得很完美 The rocket performed perfectly, 1155 01:07:58,030 --> 01:08:00,300 它只是着陆到了错误的星球 it just landed on the wrong planet. 1156 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:04,260 我们开始时都很天真 See we all begin wide-eyed, 1157 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,000 纯粹的科学 pure science. 1158 01:08:07,230 --> 01:08:10,860 然后自大的心开始作祟 变得痴迷 And then the ego steps in, the obsession. 1159 01:08:10,870 --> 01:08:14,620 再回头看的时候 And you look up, 1160 01:08:17,340 --> 01:08:19,600 已经走出了很远 you're a long way from shore. 1161 01:08:20,030 --> 01:08:22,710 你不要对自己太苛刻了 You can't be too hard on yourself, 1162 01:08:22,710 --> 01:08:26,080 玛雅 你把自己的研究交给了一个智囊团 Maya. I mean you gave your research to a think tank. 1163 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:29,990 对 但是基里安依靠军事合同建了那个智囊团 Yeah, but Killian built that think tank on military contracts. 1164 01:08:29,990 --> 01:08:34,070 我们以前也是这么做的 别自责了 That's exactly what we used to do, so don't judge yourself. 1165 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,390 谢谢你 派珀 Thank you, Pepper. 1166 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,290 我真的很感激 I really appreciate that. 1167 01:08:48,830 --> 01:08:49,590 晚上好 Hi, good evening. 1168 01:08:49,590 --> 01:08:50,200 晚上好 Good evening. 1169 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:51,430 请进吧 Come on in. 1170 01:08:52,740 --> 01:08:54,190 玛雅 快跑 Maya, run! 1171 01:08:56,650 --> 01:08:57,710 你好 派珀 Hi, Pepper. 1172 01:08:59,740 --> 01:09:00,500 你打算告诉我 So you want to tell me 1173 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,080 昨天晚上为什么会在斯塔克的住处吗 why you were at Stark's mansion last night? 1174 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,180 我是想修正这件事 I'm trying to fix this thing. 1175 01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:05,650 我不知道你跟大师打算把那里炸掉 I didn't know you and the Master were gonna blow the place up. 1176 01:09:05,650 --> 01:09:08,290 我明白了 所以你是想去救斯塔克 Oh, I see. So you were trying to save Stark, 1177 01:09:08,300 --> 01:09:09,360 尽管他威胁了我们 when he threatened us. 1178 01:09:09,370 --> 01:09:11,320 我跟你说过了 基里安 我们可以利用他 I told you, Killian, we can use him. 1179 01:09:13,110 --> 01:09:15,380 派珀 派珀 派珀 Pepper, Pepper, Pepper. 1180 01:09:15,390 --> 01:09:17,300 如果我们想在明年推出新产品的话 Look if we wanna launch product next year, 1181 01:09:17,300 --> 01:09:18,200 我需要斯塔克 I need Stark. 1182 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,370 他只是缺一个合适的动机 现在他有了 He just lacked a decent incentive. Now he has one. 1183 01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:28,740 我是支援队蓝零 This is Support Team Blue Zero, 1184 01:09:28,740 --> 01:09:32,840 向您发送疑为满大人发出的原点坐标 sending coordinates for suspected Mandarin broadcast point of origin. 1185 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:33,390 收到 Copy. 1186 01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:42,130 不许动 Nobody move! 1187 01:09:45,430 --> 01:09:46,910 目标没有武器 1188 01:09:46,910 --> 01:09:48,110 支援队蓝零 Support Blue Zero, 1189 01:09:48,110 --> 01:09:49,970 除非满大人下次攻击美国的时候 unless the Mandarin's next attack on the U.S. 1190 01:09:49,980 --> 01:09:51,580 打算用廉价运动装 involves cheaply-made sportswear, 1191 01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:53,180 否则我认为你们又搞错了 I think you messed up again. 1192 01:09:54,330 --> 01:09:57,530 没错 你们自由了 如果之前不自由的话 Yes, you're free, uh...if you weren't before. 1193 01:09:57,630 --> 01:09:59,790 这是 当然的 是的夫人 It's...of course. Yes ma'am. 1194 01:09:59,790 --> 01:10:02,200 钢铁爱国者执行任务 很乐意帮助您 Iron Patriot on the job. Happy to help, 1195 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,680 不用谢我 我很荣幸 no need to thank me, it's my pleasure. 1196 01:10:12,790 --> 01:10:15,140 萨文 我拿到了爱国者战衣 Savin, I've acquired the Patriot armor. 1197 01:10:15,140 --> 01:10:16,340 你想要这套战衣 You want this suit? 1198 01:10:16,340 --> 01:10:19,040 你得先杀死我 把我从中撬出来 You're gonna have to pry my cold, dead body out of it. 1199 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,810 计划就是这样的 上校 That's the plan, Colonel. 1200 01:10:21,890 --> 01:10:23,720 哈里 告诉我进行的怎么样了 Harley, tell me what's happening, 1201 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:24,450 我要听详细的报告 give me a full report. 1202 01:10:24,450 --> 01:10:26,320 好的 我还在吃糖 Yeah, I'm still eating that candy, 1203 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:28,750 你想 你想要我继续吃吗 do you want...do you want me to keep eating it? 1204 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:29,720 你吃了多少 How much did you have? 1205 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:30,720 两三盆吧 Two or three bowls. 1206 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,400 你还能看清吗 Can you still see straight? 1207 01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:33,620 差不多 Sort of. 1208 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:35,280 说明你没事 电话给贾维斯 That means you're fine. Give me Jarvis. 1209 01:10:35,450 --> 01:10:36,620 贾维斯 情况怎么样 Jarvis, how are we? 1210 01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:37,500 完全没问题 先生 It's totally fine, sir. 1211 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,490 有一段还不错 后来在 I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end 1212 01:10:39,490 --> 01:10:41,940 句子结尾的时候我说了错误的蔓越莓 of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry. 1213 01:10:42,260 --> 01:10:43,300 还有 先生 您是对的 And, sir, you were right. 1214 01:10:43,310 --> 01:10:46,100 我在获取到AIM下行设备的时候 Once I factored in available AIM downlink facilities, 1215 01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:48,850 定位到了满大人的广播信号 I was able to pinpoint the Mandarin's broadcast signal. 1216 01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:50,230 你说的是指哪里 远东 欧洲 What're we talkin'? Far East, Europe, 1217 01:10:50,230 --> 01:10:53,160 北非 伊朗 巴基斯坦 叙利亚 在哪 North Africa, Iran, Pakistan, Syria, where is it? 1218 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,020 先生 实际上在迈阿密 Actually, sir, it's in Miami. 1219 01:10:55,090 --> 01:10:55,750 好的 Okay. 1220 01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:57,680 孩子 我一会教你 Kid, I'm gonna have to walk you through 1221 01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,450 重启贾维斯的语音驱动 不过不是现在 rebooting Jarvis' speech drive, but not right now. 1222 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:01,890 哈里 他到底在哪 Harley, where is he really? 1223 01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:03,970 看一下屏幕 告诉我位置 Just look on the screen and tell me where it is. 1224 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:07,310 这上面确实显示的佛罗里达迈阿密 Um... it does say Miami, Florida 1225 01:11:07,310 --> 01:11:08,490 好 先说重要的 Okay, first things first, 1226 01:11:08,490 --> 01:11:10,450 我需要战衣 它现在怎么样了 I need the armor. Where are we at with it? 1227 01:11:10,450 --> 01:11:12,110 充不了电 Uh... it's not charging. 1228 01:11:19,270 --> 01:11:21,100 先生 实际上 它正在充电 Actually, sir, it's charging, 1229 01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:22,500 不过电源有问题 but the power source is questionable. 1230 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:25,020 可能不能使马克42号恢复动力 It may not succeed in revitalizing the Mark 42. 1231 01:11:25,020 --> 01:11:26,900 电源有什么问题 好吧 What's questionable about electricity? Alright, 1232 01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:29,100 这是我的战衣 我不能 it's my suit and I can't... 1233 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:30,620 不可以 我不想 I'm not gonna... I don't wanna... 1234 01:11:31,670 --> 01:11:33,200 老天 又来了 Oh God, not again. 1235 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:33,870 托尼 Tony? 1236 01:11:36,870 --> 01:11:38,590 你又发作了吗 Are you having another attack? 1237 01:11:38,590 --> 01:11:40,260 我都没提到纽约呢 I didn't even mention New York. 1238 01:11:40,260 --> 01:11:41,590 好了 你刚刚说出来了 Right, and then you just said it, by name, 1239 01:11:41,590 --> 01:11:44,160 你说没提的时候把它说出来了 while denying having said it! 1240 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,700 好吧 Okay... um... uh... 1241 01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:49,160 天啊 怎么办呢 Oh, God. What am I gonna do? 1242 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,030 深呼吸 真的 深呼吸 Just breathe. Really, just breathe. 1243 01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:54,560 你是机械师 对吧 You're a mechanic, right? 1244 01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:56,620 对 Right. 1245 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:58,870 你是这么说的 You said so. 1246 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,260 对 没错 Yes, I did. 1247 01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:04,240 那你为什么不造点东西呢 Why don't you just build something? 1248 01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:19,980 好的 多谢 孩子 Okay, thanks kid. 1249 01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:34,260 花盛牌化肥 1250 01:12:59,350 --> 01:13:01,180 迈阿密 佛罗里达州 1251 01:14:03,070 --> 01:14:04,870 这里怎么这么热 Why is it so hot in here? 1252 01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:08,070 我说了要调到68华氏度 I told you to put it at sixty-eight. 1253 01:14:08,150 --> 01:14:10,490 又是我的错 我要告诉你 亲爱的 My fault again. Let me tell you something sweetheart, 1254 01:14:10,490 --> 01:14:12,190 我不是你的个人 I am not your personal... 1255 01:15:12,710 --> 01:15:17,320 我上厕所倒是用不了二十分钟 Well, I wouldn't go in there for twenty minutes! 1256 01:15:18,740 --> 01:15:21,190 好了 你们俩谁是凡妮莎 Now, which one of you is Vanessa? 1257 01:15:21,190 --> 01:15:22,450 是我 That's me. 1258 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:25,370 尼茜 你知不知道 Ah, Nessie! Did you know 1259 01:15:25,370 --> 01:15:29,200 福饼不是中国产的 that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese? 1260 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:30,380 那边有个男人 There's some guy over here... 1261 01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:31,750 它们是由美国人做的 They're made by Americans, 1262 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:33,800 根据 根据日本食谱做的 based on...based on the Japanese recipes. 1263 01:15:37,540 --> 01:15:38,960 完蛋了 完蛋了 Bloody hell. Bloody hell. 1264 01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:40,200 不许动 Don't move. 1265 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:42,300 我没动 你想要什么就拿走吧 I'm not moving. If you want something, take it, 1266 01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:43,580 不过这些枪都是假的 although the guns are all fake 1267 01:15:43,580 --> 01:15:45,440 因为那些贱人不相信我 不肯给真的 because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones. 1268 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:46,240 什么 What? 1269 01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:48,590 这两个小妞你喜欢哪一个 Hey, do you fancy either of the birds? 1270 01:15:49,460 --> 01:15:52,280 够了 你不是他 满大人 Heard enough. You're not him. The Mandarin, 1271 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:56,130 本人在哪 满大人在哪 他在哪 the real guy, where?! Where's the Mandarin?! Where is he?! 1272 01:15:56,130 --> 01:15:58,420 他就在这 就在这 Woh! Woh! He's here. He's here. 1273 01:15:58,770 --> 01:16:00,740 但也不在这 他在这 又不在这 But he's not here. He's here, but he's not here. 1274 01:16:00,740 --> 01:16:01,420 你什么意思 What do you mean? 1275 01:16:01,420 --> 01:16:03,610 情况很复杂 很复杂好吗 It's complicated. Hey, it's complicated, alright? 1276 01:16:03,610 --> 01:16:04,230 是吗 It is? 1277 01:16:04,230 --> 01:16:05,150 很复杂 It's complicated. 1278 01:16:05,150 --> 01:16:06,680 那就说清楚 女士请出去 Uncomplicate it. Ladies out. 1279 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,520 从床上下来 到洗手间去 Get out of the bed, get in the bathroom. 1280 01:16:11,050 --> 01:16:12,230 坐下 Sit. 1281 01:16:21,370 --> 01:16:23,650 我叫特雷夫 特雷夫·斯拉特里 My name is Trevor, Trevor Slattery. 1282 01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:28,670 你是什么人 诱饵吗 你是个替身吧 What are you? What're you a decoy? You're a double, right? 1283 01:16:28,670 --> 01:16:30,770 什么 就像候补演员吗 不是 绝对不是 What? Like an understudy? No, absolutely not. 1284 01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:33,760 别打脸 我是个演员 Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor. 1285 01:16:35,110 --> 01:16:37,290 你还剩一分钟 好好说 You got a minute to live, fill it with words. 1286 01:16:37,290 --> 01:16:40,350 只是个角色 满大人 Just a role. 'The Mandarin', 1287 01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:41,550 明白吗 虚构出来的 see, it's not real. 1288 01:16:41,780 --> 01:16:43,570 那你是怎么到这的 特雷夫 Then how did you get here, Trevor? 1289 01:16:46,390 --> 01:16:50,280 我 我遇到一些麻烦 I um... I have a little problem with, 1290 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:53,620 关于药品的 后来我只能 um... substances, and I ended up, 1291 01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:56,400 迫不得已地做一些事情 um...doing things, no two ways about it. 1292 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,820 街头交易 男人不应该做的事 In the street that a man shouldn't do. 1293 01:16:58,820 --> 01:16:59,390 接着说 Next! 1294 01:16:59,390 --> 01:17:00,460 然后 And then, 1295 01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:03,300 他们找到了我来扮演这个角色 they approached me about the role 1296 01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:04,880 他们也知道毒品的事 and they knew about the drugs. 1297 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:06,200 他们说什么了 帮你戒掉吗 What did they say they'd get you off 'em? 1298 01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,910 他们说会给我更多 Said they'd give me more. 1299 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,580 他们给了我很多东西 给了我这座宫殿 They gave me things,they gave me this palace. 1300 01:17:10,580 --> 01:17:14,370 给我整了容 给了我好多东西 They gave me plastic surgery. They gave me things. 1301 01:17:15,970 --> 01:17:17,430 你在打盹吗 Did you just nod off? 1302 01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:21,300 没有 还有一艘不错的快艇 条件就是 No! And a lovely speedboat! And the thing was, 1303 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:22,510 他需要找个人 he needed someone 1304 01:17:22,510 --> 01:17:26,880 为一些"意外爆炸"负责 to take credit for some 'accidental explosions'. 1305 01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:34,860 他 基里安吗 He? Killian? 1306 01:17:35,110 --> 01:17:35,900 基里安 Killian. 1307 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:37,070 他捏造了你 He created you? 1308 01:17:37,070 --> 01:17:38,510 他捏造了我 He created me. 1309 01:17:39,390 --> 01:17:40,910 量身定制的恐怖威胁 Custom-made terror threat. 1310 01:17:40,910 --> 01:17:44,580 没错 没错 这是他的智囊团想出来的 Yes! Yes! His think tank thinked it up, 1311 01:17:44,580 --> 01:17:47,190 还有一套连环杀人犯的病理现象 the pathology of the serial killer. 1312 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,800 利用了西方的肖象学 The manipulation of Western iconography. 1313 01:17:51,110 --> 01:17:55,750 准备好再上一课了吗 诸如此类的 Ready for another lesson? Blah blah blah. 1314 01:17:57,180 --> 01:18:00,390 当然了 我的表演让这满大人个人物栩栩如生 Of course, it was my performance that brought the Mandarin to life. 1315 01:18:00,390 --> 01:18:03,970 你的表演 那些死了的人呢 Your performance? Where people die? 1316 01:18:03,970 --> 01:18:07,340 他们没死 看看你身边 No, they didn't. Look around you, 1317 01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:09,250 服装 绿幕 costumes, green screen. 1318 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:11,920 说实话 这些片子里有一半我都没出外景呢 Oh, honestly,I wasn't on location for half this stuff. 1319 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:14,070 我出现的时候 有电影特效啊 亲爱的 When I was, it was movie magic, love. 1320 01:18:14,070 --> 01:18:16,330 抱歉 不过我有个老朋友正在昏迷中 I'm sorry, but I got a best friend who's in a coma 1321 01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:17,160 也许醒不过来了 and he might not wake up. 1322 01:18:17,540 --> 01:18:18,770 所以你还是得对这负责 So you're gonna have to answer for that. 1323 01:18:18,770 --> 01:18:21,220 我还是得解决你 哥们 你明 You're still going down, pal. You under... 1324 01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:30,470 好了 特雷夫 你跟他说什么了 Okay, Trevor, what'd you tell him? 1325 01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,180 我什么都没跟他说 I didn't tell him anything. 1326 01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:33,270 什么都没说 Nothing? 1327 01:18:34,090 --> 01:18:35,480 没有 No. 1328 01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:37,470 你应该吓傻了吧 You should've pressed the panic button. 1329 01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:40,240 我是吓了一跳 不过后来应对自如 Well I panicked, but then I handled it. 1330 01:19:02,790 --> 01:19:04,530 就跟以前一样 对吧 Just like old times, huh? 1331 01:19:04,530 --> 01:19:07,270 对 带子绑着 真好玩 Oh yeah, with zip-ties. It's a ball. 1332 01:19:07,630 --> 01:19:09,140 那不是我的主意 It wasn't my idea. 1333 01:19:09,340 --> 01:19:11,310 所以你真的收下了基里安的名片 Okay, so you took Killian's card. 1334 01:19:11,310 --> 01:19:12,380 我拿了他的钱 I took his money. 1335 01:19:12,380 --> 01:19:14,770 然后十三年后 你困在这个地牢里 And here you are, thirteen years later in a dungeon. 1336 01:19:14,770 --> 01:19:15,730 不是 No. 1337 01:19:15,730 --> 01:19:16,690 是 Yeah. 1338 01:19:16,870 --> 01:19:19,160 不是 是你困在地牢里 我想走就能走 No, you're in a dungeon. I'm free to go. 1339 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:20,330 好吧 Yeah. 1340 01:19:24,470 --> 01:19:28,270 我们经历了很多事 托尼 不过我已经快成功了 A lot's happened, Tony, but I'm close. 1341 01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,190 绝境病毒已经很稳定了 Extremis is practically stable. 1342 01:19:31,190 --> 01:19:32,720 我说过它并没有 I'm telling you it isn't! 1343 01:19:32,740 --> 01:19:34,260 我就在街上 有很多人爆炸了 I'm on the street, people are going 'bang', 1344 01:19:34,260 --> 01:19:36,430 溅了一墙血 玛雅 你是在欺骗自己 they're painting the walls. Maya, you're kidding yourself. 1345 01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:38,260 那你就帮我修补好 Then help me fix it. 1346 01:19:39,630 --> 01:19:42,530 伯恩 2000年 你知道我是谁 1347 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:44,020 这是我写的 Did I do that? 1348 01:19:45,930 --> 01:19:46,640 对 Yes. 1349 01:19:46,650 --> 01:19:48,560 我记得那天晚上 不过 不记得早上了 I remember the night, not the morning. 1350 01:19:49,110 --> 01:19:50,340 你一直就为了这个吗 Is this what you've been chasing around? 1351 01:19:50,340 --> 01:19:51,140 你不记得了 You don't remember? 1352 01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:51,950 帮不了你 I can't help you. 1353 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:57,080 你以前还有道德心 You used to have a moral psychology. 1354 01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:01,290 你曾经是有理想的 你希望帮助别人 You used to have ideals. You wanted to help people, 1355 01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:03,950 看看你现在 now look at you. 1356 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,720 现在每天早上陪我醒来的人 I get to wake up every morning with someone who... 1357 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:11,920 她是有灵魂的 still has her soul. 1358 01:20:17,820 --> 01:20:19,330 帮我出去 Get me out of here. 1359 01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:22,480 拜托了 Come on. 1360 01:20:23,850 --> 01:20:25,920 你知道我老爸以前是怎么跟我说的吗 You know what my old man used to say to me? 1361 01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:29,480 他最喜欢说的一句话是 One of his favorite of many sayings, 1362 01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:31,850 早起的鸟儿有虫吃 'The early bird gets the worm, 1363 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,740 但是第二只老鼠有奶酪 but the second mouse gets the cheese.' 1364 01:20:34,740 --> 01:20:36,990 你不是还在为瑞士的事生气吧 You're not still pissed about the Switzerland thing, are you? 1365 01:20:36,990 --> 01:20:38,890 我怎么能生你的气呢 托尼 How can I be pissed at you, Tony? 1366 01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:41,160 我是来感谢你的 I'm here to thank you. 1367 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:46,100 你送了我一份人生中最棒的礼物 绝望 You gave me the greatest gift that anybody's ever given me. Desperation. 1368 01:20:46,670 --> 01:20:48,490 回想一下在瑞士的时候 If you think back to Switzerland, 1369 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:50,470 你说我们屋顶上见对吧 you said you'd meet me on the rooftop, right? 1370 01:20:51,540 --> 01:20:54,760 头二十分钟 Well for the first twenty minutes, 1371 01:20:54,790 --> 01:20:56,590 我真以为你会来 I actually thought you'd show up. 1372 01:20:57,160 --> 01:21:01,400 接下来的一个小时 我 我简直想要 And the next hour,I... well I considered taking 1373 01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:04,040 抄近路去大厅 that one step shortcut to the lobby, 1374 01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,860 你明白我的意思吗 if you know what I mean. 1375 01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:08,190 坦白说 我还在想 Honestly, I'm still trying 1376 01:21:08,190 --> 01:21:09,990 第一只老鼠到底发生了什么事 to figure out what happened to the first mouse. 1377 01:21:10,030 --> 01:21:12,660 不过当我向远处眺望那座城市时 But as I looked out over that city, 1378 01:21:12,660 --> 01:21:13,970 没人知道我在那里 nobody knew I was there, 1379 01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:16,660 没人看得见我 甚至没有人在看 nobody could see me, no one was even looking. 1380 01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:21,270 我冒出了一个引导了我接下来这些年的想法 I had a thought that would guide me for years to come. 1381 01:21:22,150 --> 01:21:23,590 就是隐姓埋名 托尼 Anonymity, Tony. 1382 01:21:24,940 --> 01:21:27,630 多亏了你 我才拥有了这一样法宝 对吧 Thanks to you,it's been my mantra ever since, right? 1383 01:21:27,990 --> 01:21:30,500 你只需要幕后运筹帷幄 You simply rule from behind the scenes. 1384 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:34,530 因为你赋予邪恶一张面具的时候 Because the second you give evil a face, 1385 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,950 本·拉登 卡扎菲 或是满大人 a Bin Laden, a Gaddafi, The Mandarin, 1386 01:21:36,950 --> 01:21:37,910 你就给了人们一个靶子 you hand the people a target. 1387 01:21:37,910 --> 01:21:39,440 你不再是一般人 You're something else. 1388 01:21:41,490 --> 01:21:42,680 我猜你已经见过他了吧 You have met him, I assume? 1389 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,360 劳伦斯·奥利维尔 英国电影演员 导演和制片人 奥斯卡奖得主 是啊 影帝先生 Yeah, Sir Lawrence Olivier. 1390 01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:46,650 我知道有时候他的表演有点夸张 I know he's a little over the top sometimes. 1391 01:21:46,650 --> 01:21:48,220 这不能怪我 It's not entirely my fault, 1392 01:21:48,220 --> 01:21:50,420 他比较喜欢 他是个舞台剧演员 he has a tend...he's a stage actor. 1393 01:21:50,630 --> 01:21:52,450 英国大伦敦南侧的一个区 据说他演的李尔王在克罗伊登很受欢迎 They say his Lear was the toast of Croydon, 1394 01:21:52,450 --> 01:21:53,780 管他呢 wherever that is. 英国大伦敦南侧的一个区 1395 01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:55,330 总之 重点是 Anyway, the point is, 1396 01:21:55,900 --> 01:21:58,870 指雷神托尔 自从那个大家伙带着锤子从天而降之后 ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky, 1397 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,110 就比较流行开门见山了 subtlety's kinda had its day. 1398 01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:02,820 接下来打算怎么做呢 What's next for you in your world? 1399 01:22:02,820 --> 01:22:05,740 我就想把你之前慷慨赠予我的东西 Well, I wanted to repay you with the same gift 1400 01:22:05,740 --> 01:22:08,120 用同样的方式报答给你 that you so graciously imparted to me. 1401 01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:16,770 绝望 Desperation. 1402 01:22:16,770 --> 01:22:17,970 现在这是直播 Now, this is live. 1403 01:22:17,970 --> 01:22:19,770 我不确定你是否了解状况 I'm not sure if you can tell, 1404 01:22:20,230 --> 01:22:22,090 此刻这具身体正在试图决定 but at this moment the body is trying to decide 1405 01:22:22,090 --> 01:22:25,840 是接受绝境病毒还是直接放弃 whether to accept Extremis or just give up. 1406 01:22:25,850 --> 01:22:31,450 如果她放弃了 我只能说那场面 And if it gives up, I have to say the denotation is... 1407 01:22:31,450 --> 01:22:33,260 一定会让你终身难忘 it's quite spectacular. 1408 01:22:34,100 --> 01:22:37,300 不过在做出决定之前 总得承受巨大的痛苦 But until that point, it's really just a lot of pain. 1409 01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:41,760 我们还没讨论过报酬呢 We haven't even talked salary yet. 1410 01:22:42,210 --> 01:22:45,400 你还想要什么额外福利 What kind of perk package are you thinking of? Hm? 1411 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,060 放他走 Let him go. 1412 01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:49,690 稍等 稍等 Hold on, hold on. 1413 01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:51,130 玛雅 Maya... 1414 01:22:51,130 --> 01:22:52,900 我说了放他走 I said let him go! 1415 01:22:53,940 --> 01:22:55,110 你在做什么 What are you doing? 1416 01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:58,720 1200毫升 只要一半剂量就够致死了 1200cc's, a dose half of this size, I'm dead. 1417 01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:02,920 总有人试图考验我的耐心 It's times like these my temper is tested somewhat. 1418 01:23:03,240 --> 01:23:04,800 玛雅 把注射器给我 Maya, give me the injector. 1419 01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:09,200 基里安 我要是死了你的士兵们会怎样 If I die, Killian, what happens to your soldiers? 1420 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:10,370 你的产品又会怎样 What happens to your product? 1421 01:23:10,380 --> 01:23:11,550 我们用不着这样的 好吗 We're not doing this, okay? 1422 01:23:11,550 --> 01:23:14,490 你自己会怎样 要是你过热了怎么办 What happens to you? What happens if you go too hot? 1423 01:23:27,370 --> 01:23:31,750 好消息是 现在高层有一个位置空缺了 The good news is, a high level position has just been vacated. 1424 01:23:40,740 --> 01:23:42,070 你就是个疯子 You're a maniac. 1425 01:23:42,070 --> 01:23:43,730 错 我是个梦想家 No, I'm a visionary. 1426 01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:47,240 但我手下的确有个疯子 But I do own a maniac, 1427 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,150 今晚就看他的表演了 and he takes the stage tonight. 1428 01:23:53,420 --> 01:23:54,490 一旦钢铁爱国者成功登机 Once we get the Patriot installed, 1429 01:23:54,490 --> 01:23:57,230 我只要九到十分钟就能搞定 it'll take me nine...ten minutes for a take down. 1430 01:23:57,820 --> 01:23:58,570 那太好了 Well, that's great. 1431 01:23:58,570 --> 01:24:01,000 但是上一次看到它里面还有人呢 But the last time I looked there was somebody inside of it. 1432 01:24:06,570 --> 01:24:08,270 下午好 先生们 Afternoon, gentlemen. 1433 01:24:11,270 --> 01:24:12,480 你好 上校 Hello, Colonel. 1434 01:24:14,010 --> 01:24:15,330 都让开 Step aside. 1435 01:24:23,820 --> 01:24:27,120 我们会帮你出来的 别担心 We'll get you out of there, don't worry. 1436 01:24:27,510 --> 01:24:28,950 这样会破坏战甲的 You'll damage the armor. 1437 01:24:29,060 --> 01:24:33,250 是啊 但你会修好的 对吗 Yes, I will. But you can fix it, right? 1438 01:24:34,180 --> 01:24:36,320 我要带着战甲去基地 I'm gonna take the suit up to base camp, 1439 01:24:36,350 --> 01:24:37,810 波茨跟着我一起去 and I want Potts with me. 1440 01:24:37,810 --> 01:24:39,500 她还在第二阶段 She's still in Phase 2. 1441 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:42,600 你听不懂我说的话吗 You're not going deaf, are you? 1442 01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:00,750 小心点 那可是限量版 Careful there, it's a limited edition. 1443 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:03,100 恶搞小马快递 一种桌游 小马尾快递 Hey, uh... Ponytail Express. 1444 01:25:03,830 --> 01:25:06,020 田纳西离迈阿密有多远 What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami? 1445 01:25:06,020 --> 01:25:07,200 832英里 Eight hundred and thirty-two miles. 1446 01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:08,370 非常好 Very nice. 1447 01:25:08,730 --> 01:25:10,080 我比较擅长这个 I'm good like that. 1448 01:25:10,730 --> 01:25:12,250 你能 把那玩意儿停掉吗 Can you, uh...stop that? 1449 01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:13,760 弄坏了你就赔 Break it, you bought it! 1450 01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:16,940 我赔就是了 I think I bought it. 1451 01:25:16,950 --> 01:25:17,930 那可不是我的 Okay, that wasn't mine to give away. 1452 01:25:17,930 --> 01:25:19,260 是我朋友的妹妹的 That belongs to my friend's sister, 1453 01:25:19,260 --> 01:25:22,830 所以我等会要先杀了你 and that's why I'm gonna kill you first. 1454 01:25:23,110 --> 01:25:23,840 你要怎么杀我 What're you gonna do to me? 1455 01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:24,470 等着瞧吧 You'll see. 1456 01:25:24,470 --> 01:25:26,350 你现在被绑在一张床上 You're zip-tied to a bed. 1457 01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:27,960 像这样 This. 1458 01:25:31,490 --> 01:25:32,600 像那样 That. 1459 01:25:37,290 --> 01:25:38,690 你打算出来了吗 Are you comin' out? 1460 01:25:41,550 --> 01:25:42,810 不要打开 不要打开 Do not open, do not open! 1461 01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:44,180 别打开 别打开 别 Don't open, don't open, don't...! 1462 01:25:44,190 --> 01:25:45,470 算了 还是出去吧 Alright, let's go. 1463 01:25:52,970 --> 01:25:55,980 你 你还能喷火 You...you breathe fire? Okay. 1464 01:25:59,910 --> 01:26:02,240 真是美妙的一天 萨文 It's a glorious day, Savin. 1465 01:26:02,730 --> 01:26:03,870 明天这个时候 This time tomorrow, 1466 01:26:04,860 --> 01:26:07,620 整个西方最有权力的领导人 I'll have the West's most powerful leader in one hand, 1467 01:26:08,570 --> 01:26:11,890 以及最可怕的恐怖分子都会在我的掌控之中 and the world's most feared terrorist in the other. 1468 01:26:12,450 --> 01:26:14,360 我会控制整个反恐战争 I'll own the War on Terror. 1469 01:26:16,010 --> 01:26:17,650 为这个世界创造供需 Creates supply and demand 1470 01:26:18,180 --> 01:26:21,390 为了你的兄弟姐妹们 for you and your brothers and sisters. 1471 01:26:24,100 --> 01:26:24,630 相信我 Trust me, 1472 01:26:24,630 --> 01:26:26,870 你们距离倒在血泊中还剩 you're gonna be in a puddle of blood on the ground 1473 01:26:26,870 --> 01:26:30,470 五 四 三 拜托 二 in five, four, three...come on! Two... 1474 01:26:31,780 --> 01:26:33,320 我们怎么会摊上这个傻逼 How did we get this shit? 1475 01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:34,770 我给你们个机会现在就逃 Alright, I'm gonna give you a chance to escape. 1476 01:26:34,770 --> 01:26:36,060 放下武器 Put down your weapons, 1477 01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:37,840 把自己绑在椅子上 tie yourselves to those chairs, 1478 01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:41,960 我就不杀你们 还有五 四 I'll let you live. In five, four...bang! 1479 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:42,900 那还真是 Wow. That was... 1480 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:43,840 你们应该死了 You should be gone by now, 1481 01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:44,620 这会就应该上西天才对 you should have already been gone. 1482 01:26:44,620 --> 01:26:46,360 我真是要吓尿了 I am just beyond terrified. 1483 01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:49,620 来了 三 四 Here it comes. Three, four... 1484 01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:50,450 闭嘴 Shut up. 1485 01:26:50,450 --> 01:26:52,130 五 四 三 二 一 Five, four, three, two, one! 1486 01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:54,360 早跟你说了 Told ya. 1487 01:27:06,490 --> 01:27:07,660 剩下的部分呢 Where's the rest? 1488 01:28:06,130 --> 01:28:07,980 说实话 我好讨厌在这工作 Honestly, I hate working here. 1489 01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:09,030 他们这群怪胎 They are so weird. 1490 01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:16,420 晚了总比不来的好 Ah, better late than never. 1491 01:28:22,210 --> 01:28:24,210 这次别玩那招 别撞脸 Not this time. Not the face. 1492 01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:27,750 回来真好 对了 你好 Phew, it's good to be back. Hello, by the way. 1493 01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:29,210 你好 先生 Oh, hello sir. 1494 01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:33,940 钢铁爱国者 1495 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,360 全体注意 斯塔克已逃脱 All personnel, Stark is loose 1496 01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:37,240 正在院子里的某处 and somewhere in the compound. 1497 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,700 重复一遍 斯塔克已逃脱 Repeat, Stark is loose 1498 01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:39,430 正在院子里的某处 and somewhere in the compound. 1499 01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:40,890 我们走吧 Let's go. 1500 01:28:41,770 --> 01:28:43,190 该死 Ah, crap. 1501 01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:56,810 托尼 Tony... 1502 01:28:56,810 --> 01:28:58,390 罗迪 那是你穿着战甲吧 Rudy, tell me that was you in the suit. 1503 01:28:58,390 --> 01:28:59,970 不是 你拿到你的了吗 No. You got yours? 1504 01:28:59,970 --> 01:29:02,640 算是吧 尽快赶到主屋去 Uh...um...kind of. Main house as fast as you can. 1505 01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:04,210 我要介绍个人给你认识 Somebody I'd like you to meet. 1506 01:29:09,380 --> 01:29:11,850 你还有你 出去 快滚 You, you, move! Get out! 1507 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:14,250 房间确认安全 我正盯着满大人 The room is secure. I have eyes on the Mandarin. 1508 01:29:14,300 --> 01:29:15,960 这是什么 我赢了 What's this? I had winner's. 1509 01:29:24,010 --> 01:29:25,090 你们是来干嘛的 What've you come as? 1510 01:29:25,090 --> 01:29:28,070 你敢动一下我就打爆你的脸 You make a move and I'll break your face. 1511 01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:32,600 我从来不知道有人被伤害 他们骗了我 I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me. 1512 01:29:33,060 --> 01:29:34,170 这就是满大人 This is the Mandarin? 1513 01:29:34,180 --> 01:29:36,260 我知道 这 这 太丢人了 I know, it's...it's...it's embarrassing. 1514 01:29:36,260 --> 01:29:37,170 你好 我是特雷夫 Hi, Trevor. 1515 01:29:37,170 --> 01:29:38,150 特雷夫·斯拉特里 Trevor...Slattery. 1516 01:29:38,150 --> 01:29:40,230 我知道 我本人有点矮 有点瘦 I know, I'm shorter in person, bit small, 1517 01:29:40,230 --> 01:29:42,140 每个人都这么说 但是 everyone says that. But, um...hey, 1518 01:29:42,140 --> 01:29:43,350 如果你们是来抓我的 if you're here to arrest me, 1519 01:29:43,350 --> 01:29:45,270 我得先打个电话 立刻马上 uh...there are some people who I'd like to roll on. Immediately. 1520 01:29:45,270 --> 01:29:46,650 获得超过17项奥斯卡提名的演员 此处讽刺满大人是演出来的 我来跟你说明下状况 梅丽尔·斯特里普 Here's how it works, Meryl Streep. 1521 01:29:46,650 --> 01:29:49,040 你告诉他派珀在哪我才会停下来 You tell him where Pepper is and I'll stop doin' it. 1522 01:29:49,450 --> 01:29:50,170 停下来什么 Doing what? 1523 01:29:50,170 --> 01:29:52,740 我懂了 好疼 我懂了 我懂了 Oh, I get it! Ow! That hurt! I get it! I get it! 1524 01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:54,770 我不知道派珀是谁 I don't know about any Pepper, 1525 01:29:54,770 --> 01:29:56,070 但我知道他们的计划 but I know about the plan. 1526 01:29:56,820 --> 01:29:57,370 快说 Spill. 1527 01:29:57,370 --> 01:29:58,520 你知道他们把我的战甲怎么了吗 Do you know what they did to my suit? 1528 01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:02,110 什么 不 但我知道地点是在海岸 What? No. But I do know what's happening off the coast. 1529 01:30:02,110 --> 01:30:06,890 跟一艘大船有关 我可以带你们过去 Something to do with uh...A big boat. I can take you there. 1530 01:30:10,380 --> 01:30:13,590 托尼 我发誓 我一定要打烂他的脸 Tony, I swear to God. I'm gonna blow his face off. 1531 01:30:13,590 --> 01:30:17,220 而且这事还跟副总统有关系 Oh, this next bit may include the Vice President as well. 1532 01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:19,210 这个 这个算重要线索吗 Is that...is that important? 1533 01:30:19,210 --> 01:30:19,860 算是吧 Somewhat. 1534 01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:21,270 有点用 Yeah, a little bit. 1535 01:30:23,900 --> 01:30:24,970 怎么说 So? 1536 01:30:25,090 --> 01:30:28,090 我们要怎么办 现在没有交通工具 What are we gonna do? I mean, we don't have any transport. 1537 01:30:28,090 --> 01:30:29,090 林戈·斯塔尔 音乐家兼演员 此处为调侃二者长相相似 1538 01:30:30,710 --> 01:30:34,420 林戈 你刚才是不是提到过一艘可爱的游艇 Hey, Ringo. Didn't you say something about a 'lovely speedboat'? 1539 01:30:36,650 --> 01:30:37,750 如果他说的地点没错 If he's right about the location, 1540 01:30:37,750 --> 01:30:39,230 我们离派珀有20分钟的路程 we're twenty minutes from where Pepper is. 1541 01:30:39,230 --> 01:30:41,490 但我们还得搞清楚副总统这件事 对吧 But we also have to figure out this Vice President thing, right? 1542 01:30:41,490 --> 01:30:43,320 没错 猜我现在打给谁 Right. I wonder who I'm calling right now? 1543 01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:45,160 是副总统 Oh, that's the Vice President. 1544 01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:47,790 你好 Hello. 1545 01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:49,300 我是托尼·斯塔克 Sir, this is Tony Stark. 1546 01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:51,750 欢迎回到人间 Welcome back to the land of the living. 1547 01:30:51,750 --> 01:30:52,380 我们有理由相信 We believe you're about to be 1548 01:30:52,380 --> 01:30:53,900 您可能会被卷入满大人的袭击事件 drawn into the Mandarin campaign, 1549 01:30:53,900 --> 01:30:55,750 不过我们会尽快将您转移到安全地点 and we gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible. 1550 01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:58,370 斯塔克先生 我正准备在精英特工的保护下 Mr. Stark, I'm about to eat honey roast ham 1551 01:30:58,370 --> 01:31:00,690 享用蜜汁火腿 surrounded by the agency's finest. 1552 01:31:00,690 --> 01:31:01,970 而总统和罗德上校在空军一号上 The President's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes, 1553 01:31:01,970 --> 01:31:05,070 我认为我们都很安全 I think we're good here. 1554 01:31:05,070 --> 01:31:06,800 先生 我是罗德上校 Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes! 1555 01:31:07,260 --> 01:31:09,280 他们打算用钢铁爱国者浑水摸鱼 They're using the Iron Patriot as a Trojan Horse, 1556 01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:11,200 然后想办法带走总统 they're gonna take out the President somehow. 1557 01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:12,750 我们得立刻警告机组 We have to immediately alert that plane. 1558 01:31:12,750 --> 01:31:15,560 好的 我会让安全局马上行动 Okay, I'm on it. I'll have security lock it down. 1559 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:18,020 只要情况需要 F22s战机能在30秒内就位 If need be, they can have F22s in the air in thirty seconds. 1560 01:31:18,020 --> 01:31:18,900 谢谢你 上校 Thank you, Colonel. 1561 01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:20,300 罗德和斯塔克结束通话 Rhodes and Stark out. 1562 01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:22,720 没什么问题吧 先生 Everything okay, sir? 1563 01:31:24,350 --> 01:31:25,460 再好不过了 Couldn't be better. 1564 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:33,390 我爱你 宝贝 I love you, baby. 1565 01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:57,470 罗德上校 你能过来真是太好了 Colonel Rhodes. Glad to see you could make it,son. 1566 01:31:57,470 --> 01:31:58,700 我立马感觉安全多了 I feel safer already. 1567 01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,060 我们得做个决定 We gotta make a decision. 1568 01:32:05,060 --> 01:32:06,890 总统和派珀只能救其一 We can either save the President or Pepper. 1569 01:32:06,890 --> 01:32:07,920 没法同时去救的 We can't do both. 1570 01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:09,540 先生 马利布那边有新情况 Sir, I have an update from Malibu. 1571 01:32:09,540 --> 01:32:11,560 起重机已经到达现场 The cranes have finally arrived 1572 01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:14,250 开始拆地下室的门了 and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak. 1573 01:32:14,330 --> 01:32:15,810 我身上的战甲现在什么状态 And what about the suit I'm wearing? 1574 01:32:15,810 --> 01:32:17,980 能量已经充到92%了 The armor is now at ninety-two percent. 1575 01:32:18,770 --> 01:32:19,970 只能先这样了 That's gonna have to do. 1576 01:32:29,360 --> 01:32:30,770 他过来了 他过来了 给我来张合照 Oh, here he comes, here he comes, get a quick picture. 1577 01:32:30,770 --> 01:32:31,790 没问题 Sure. 1578 01:32:49,500 --> 01:32:50,770 一切正常吧 上校 Everything all right, Colonel? 1579 01:33:23,070 --> 01:33:25,080 真是荣幸啊 总统先生 It is an honor, Mr. President. 1580 01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:28,310 要杀要剐悉听尊便 If you're gonna do it, do it. 1581 01:33:28,310 --> 01:33:29,850 别着急啊 先生 Woh. Cool your boots, sir. 1582 01:33:30,500 --> 01:33:31,950 这可不是满大人的作风 That's not how the Mandarin works. 1583 01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:34,800 长官 空军一号陷入危急状态 Sir, Air Force One's been compromised. 1584 01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:36,390 内部有射击迹象 温度骤升 Internal shots, temperature spikes. 1585 01:33:36,390 --> 01:33:38,060 快把画面调出来 Get me eyes on it now. 1586 01:33:38,150 --> 01:33:39,780 画面出来了 长官 Image coming through now, sir. 1587 01:33:42,580 --> 01:33:43,700 那是罗德吗 Was that Rhodes? 1588 01:34:13,250 --> 01:34:16,360 总统呢 快说 The President. Now. 1589 01:34:16,730 --> 01:34:17,780 他不在这里 He's not here. 1590 01:34:21,840 --> 01:34:22,960 去享受高速气流吧 Try the jet stream. 1591 01:34:24,370 --> 01:34:26,490 说到气流 看你能救几个 Speaking of which, go fish! 1592 01:34:49,450 --> 01:34:51,350 看这个伤口还愈合得了吗 狗娘养的 Walk away from that, you son of a bitch. 1593 01:35:04,710 --> 01:35:05,770 下面有多少人 How many in the air? 1594 01:35:06,010 --> 01:35:07,330 十三个 先生 Thirteen, sir. 1595 01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:09,730 我一次能带几个 How many can I carry? 1596 01:35:09,730 --> 01:35:10,950 四个 先生 Four, sir. 1597 01:35:20,230 --> 01:35:22,620 慢点 慢点 放松 你叫什么 Slow down, slow down. Relax, what's your name? 1598 01:35:22,620 --> 01:35:23,650 希瑟 Heather... 1599 01:35:31,340 --> 01:35:33,800 听我说 看到那个人了吗 Listen to me. See that guy? 1600 01:35:33,960 --> 01:35:36,280 我会飞过去 然后你抓住他 I'm gonna swing by and you're just gonna grab him. 1601 01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:37,590 -明白了吗 -明白了 - You got it? - Yes! 1602 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,670 我会让你的手臂通上电 I will electrify your arm, 1603 01:35:41,730 --> 01:35:43,480 这样你就松不开手了 you won't be able to open your hand. 1604 01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:46,190 你能做到的 希瑟 You can do this, Heather. 1605 01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:57,120 很简单吧 还有十一个 Easy, see? Eleven more to go. 1606 01:36:00,330 --> 01:36:02,630 记不记得有个叫猴子冒险的游戏 Remember that game called Barrel of Monkeys? 1607 01:36:02,630 --> 01:36:03,440 我们就照那么玩 That's what we're gonna do. 1608 01:36:03,440 --> 01:36:04,930 高度一万八英尺 Eighteen thousand feet. 1609 01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:07,020 大家加油 每个人都抓好自己的猴子 Come on, people! Everybody, grab your monkey! 1610 01:36:11,530 --> 01:36:12,520 漂亮 Nice! 1611 01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:14,610 一万英尺 Ten thousdand feet. 1612 01:36:17,970 --> 01:36:19,400 六千英尺 Six thousand feet. 1613 01:36:19,580 --> 01:36:20,580 大家加油 Come on, people. 1614 01:36:21,700 --> 01:36:22,910 加油 加油 加油 Come on, come on, come on! 1615 01:36:28,490 --> 01:36:29,800 一千英尺 One thousand feet. 1616 01:36:31,100 --> 01:36:32,390 四百英尺 Four hundred feet. 1617 01:36:33,160 --> 01:36:34,430 两百英尺 Two hundred feet, sir. 1618 01:36:34,430 --> 01:36:35,910 是只胖猴子 抓住他 It's a chunky monkey, let's get him. 1619 01:36:36,550 --> 01:36:37,490 你好 Hello. 1620 01:37:00,660 --> 01:37:05,110 干得漂亮 太棒了 大家配合得很好 Nice work, guys. Excellent. Good team effort all around. Go us. 1621 01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:06,930 贾维斯 事情才只做了一半 Alright, Jarvis, but it's only half done, 1622 01:37:06,930 --> 01:37:08,330 我们还得去找派珀 we still gotta get Pepp... 1623 01:37:16,020 --> 01:37:17,270 从哪冒出来的 That came out of nowhere. 1624 01:37:19,250 --> 01:37:20,420 跟我说点好消息 Give me some good news, man. 1625 01:37:20,430 --> 01:37:22,060 全部获救了 I think they all made it. 1626 01:37:22,060 --> 01:37:22,650 谢天谢地 Oh, thank God. 1627 01:37:22,650 --> 01:37:24,120 但是总统被抓走了 Yeah, but I missed the President. 1628 01:37:24,330 --> 01:37:25,870 你穿这样可救不了总统 You couldn't save the President with the suit, 1629 01:37:25,870 --> 01:37:27,630 我们这样怎么去救派珀 how are we gonna save Pepper with nothing? 1630 01:37:28,120 --> 01:37:30,350 贾维斯 时间到了吗 Uh...say, Jarvis, is it that time? 1631 01:37:30,350 --> 01:37:32,490 是家庭聚会计划吗 先生 The 'house party' protocol, sir? 1632 01:37:32,490 --> 01:37:33,480 没错 Correct. 1633 01:38:12,550 --> 01:38:14,050 你以为他会帮你吗 You think he's gonna help you... 1634 01:38:15,620 --> 01:38:16,970 不可能 He won't. 1635 01:38:21,520 --> 01:38:24,640 把你抓来不单是刺激托尼·斯塔克 Having you here is not just to motivate Tony Stark, 1636 01:38:24,640 --> 01:38:27,860 说起来还有更尴尬的目的 it's um...it's actually more embarrassing than that. 1637 01:38:28,780 --> 01:38:33,010 -你在这里是我的 -战利品 - You're here as my, um... - Trophy. 1638 01:38:46,010 --> 01:38:47,060 晚上好 先生 Good evening, sir. 1639 01:38:51,790 --> 01:38:53,480 欢迎上船 总统先生 Welcome aboard, Mr. President. 1640 01:39:00,380 --> 01:39:03,150 罗克森公司诺克号 1641 01:39:03,160 --> 01:39:04,840 听说过大象墓地吗 Ever hear of an elephant graveyard? 1642 01:39:05,030 --> 01:39:06,340 两年前 Well, two years ago, 1643 01:39:06,900 --> 01:39:10,010 大象就是在那艘船上 the elephant in the room was this scow. 1644 01:39:12,120 --> 01:39:13,500 这是罗克森诺克号 This is the Roxxon Norco. 1645 01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:14,380 你当然记得了 And of course you'll remember 1646 01:39:14,380 --> 01:39:17,240 当年她向彭萨科拉倾泻了一百万加仑原油 that when she spilled a million gallons of crude off Pensacola, 美国佛罗里达州西北部海港 临墨西哥港 1647 01:39:17,380 --> 01:39:20,480 拜您所赐 没有一个富人受到法庭审判 thanks to you, not one fat cat saw a day in court. 1648 01:39:20,610 --> 01:39:21,970 你想怎么样 What do you want from me? 1649 01:39:23,220 --> 01:39:25,700 没什么 先生 我只是想找一个 Uh...nothing, sir. I just needed a reason 1650 01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:28,890 在电视上处决你的好理由 to kill you that would play well on TV. You see, 1651 01:39:28,890 --> 01:39:32,280 人总要向前看 我找到了一个新的政治靠山 I've moved on. I've found myself a new political patron, 1652 01:39:32,280 --> 01:39:36,090 明天这个时候 他将接替你的职位 and at this time tomorrow, he'll have your job. 1653 01:39:37,390 --> 01:39:38,410 绑起来 String him up. 1654 01:39:57,530 --> 01:39:58,520 这边 Come on. 1655 01:40:02,860 --> 01:40:04,390 你不会吓我吧 You're not gonna freak out on me, right? 1656 01:40:04,610 --> 01:40:05,570 希望不是 I hope not. 1657 01:40:31,390 --> 01:40:32,480 天啊 Oh, my God. 1658 01:40:34,540 --> 01:40:35,840 他被吊在油罐上面 He's strung up over the oil tank, 1659 01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:37,050 他们要点火烧死他 老兄 they're gonna light him up, man. 1660 01:40:37,050 --> 01:40:39,600 海盗葬礼 公开处决 Viking funeral. Public execution. 1661 01:40:39,610 --> 01:40:40,810 是 用油烧死 Yeah, death by oil. 1662 01:40:47,460 --> 01:40:50,690 直播即将开始 各就各位 Broadcast will commence shortly. Take final positions. 1663 01:40:51,890 --> 01:40:54,460 很好 镜头从A切换到E Okay, that's good. Now give me cameras A through E 1664 01:40:54,460 --> 01:40:56,260 先预演下 and we'll do a full tech rehearsal. 1665 01:40:57,930 --> 01:40:59,060 枪上膛了吗 Is your gun up? 1666 01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:00,860 好了 我要干嘛 Yep. What do I do? 1667 01:41:00,870 --> 01:41:03,400 6点钟方向 注意高处 防止背后偷袭 Stay on my six, cover high, and don't shoot me in the back. 1668 01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:05,090 6点 高处 背后 好了 Six, high, back. Alright. 1669 01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:16,480 看到了吗 搞定 You see that? Nailed it. 1670 01:41:16,480 --> 01:41:17,860 没错 你把灯泡打爆了 Yeah, you really killed the glass. 1671 01:41:17,870 --> 01:41:20,470 我瞄的就是灯泡 这么远你肯定打不准 I was aiming for the bulb! You can't hit a bulb at this distance. 1672 01:41:24,840 --> 01:41:27,340 没弹药了 有多余弹匣吗 I'm out. Give me...give me...you got an extra magazine? 1673 01:41:27,340 --> 01:41:28,780 不通用的 托尼 They're not universal, Tony. 1674 01:41:28,780 --> 01:41:30,030 我知道我在干嘛 我搞的定 I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff. 1675 01:41:30,030 --> 01:41:31,370 -好吧 -给我一个 - Okay. - Give me another one. 1676 01:41:31,370 --> 01:41:32,340 我没有适合这把枪的 I don't have one that fits that gun. 1677 01:41:32,340 --> 01:41:33,670 你有五个呢 好吧 You've got like five of 'em. Alright, 1678 01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:35,670 那我来 我来侦查 here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna spot. Ready? 1679 01:41:36,810 --> 01:41:37,530 你看到什么了 What'd you see? 1680 01:41:37,530 --> 01:41:40,420 太快了什么都没看着 再来一次 Too fast, nothing. Here we go. 1681 01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:46,990 三男一女 有武器 Three guys, one girl, all armed. 1682 01:41:56,810 --> 01:41:58,310 上帝 我现在想死战衣了 God, I'd kill for some armor right now. 1683 01:41:58,590 --> 01:41:59,720 说得没错 我们需要支援 You're right, we need backup. 1684 01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:00,860 大批支援 Yeah, a bunch. 1685 01:42:02,220 --> 01:42:03,120 你看看 You know what? 1686 01:42:07,340 --> 01:42:08,990 -那是 -对 - Is...is that? -Yep. 1687 01:42:10,390 --> 01:42:11,480 -那全是 -对 - Are those? - Yeah. 1688 01:42:28,520 --> 01:42:29,750 圣诞快乐 老兄 Merry Christmas, buddy. 1689 01:42:35,300 --> 01:42:37,820 贾维斯 热能信号定位绝境病毒 Jarvis, target Extremis heat signatures. 1690 01:42:37,820 --> 01:42:40,010 废了他们 Disable with extreme prejudice. 1691 01:42:40,430 --> 01:42:41,440 收到 Yes, sir. 1692 01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:47,580 还等什么 圣诞节到了 What are you waiting for? It's Christmas. 1693 01:42:49,970 --> 01:42:51,150 送他们上天堂 Take 'em to church. 1694 01:42:56,970 --> 01:42:57,420 先生们 Gentlemen. 1695 01:42:57,420 --> 01:42:58,150 马克41号 骨骼 先生们 Gentlemen. 1696 01:42:58,150 --> 01:42:58,900 马克41号 骨骼 1697 01:43:12,570 --> 01:43:14,290 贾维斯 让伊果去撑着 Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing. 马克38号 负重战衣 1698 01:43:26,790 --> 01:43:28,770 你休息的时候就在干这个 This is how you've been managing your downtime, huh? 1699 01:43:28,770 --> 01:43:30,140 人总得有点爱好 Everybody needs a hobby. 1700 01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:38,450 破心者 去帮红鲷鱼 Heartbreaker? Help Red Snapper out, will ya? 分别为马克17号和35号 前者拥有重型胸炮 后者为灾难救援型战衣 1701 01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:05,280 马克33号 银色百夫长 能量增幅战衣 1702 01:44:05,610 --> 01:44:06,670 真棒 给我也来一套 Oh yeah, that's awesome. Give me a suit, okay? 1703 01:44:06,670 --> 01:44:07,570 时间刚刚好 Nice timing. 真棒 给我也来一套 Oh yeah, that's awesome. Give me a suit, okay? 1704 01:44:07,570 --> 01:44:07,600 时间刚刚好 Nice timing. 1705 01:44:11,830 --> 01:44:13,830 抱歉 它们是按我体形定制的 Oh, I'm sorry. They're...they're only coded to me. 1706 01:44:13,930 --> 01:44:14,720 什么意思 What's that mean? 1707 01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:15,810 我让人掩护你 I got you covered. 1708 01:44:19,390 --> 01:44:21,560 晚上好 上校 要我带你一程吗 Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift? 1709 01:44:21,570 --> 01:44:22,670 有意思 Very funny. 1710 01:44:34,290 --> 01:44:36,730 马克25号 突袭者 重型建设用战衣 1711 01:44:40,260 --> 01:44:41,920 先生 我定位到了波茨小姐 Sir, I've located Miss Potts. 1712 01:44:41,920 --> 01:44:43,030 是时候了 About time. 1713 01:44:55,170 --> 01:44:58,830 停 放下放下放下 Stop! Put it down, put it down, put it down. 1714 01:45:00,710 --> 01:45:03,080 看看你和我前女友出去有什么后果 See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends? 1715 01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:06,580 你就是个笨蛋 You're such a jerk. 1716 01:45:06,580 --> 01:45:08,610 好吧 晚餐时再聊这个 Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner. 1717 01:45:10,880 --> 01:45:12,500 手伸过来 过来一点 Come on. A little more, baby. 1718 01:45:28,610 --> 01:45:29,960 这家伙骚扰你吗 Is this guy bothering you? 1719 01:45:31,300 --> 01:45:32,330 别动 Don't get up! 1720 01:45:36,090 --> 01:45:38,460 这样热吗 Ooh, is that hot in there? 1721 01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:42,650 不能动 有点点不能动 Stuck? Feel a little stuck? 1722 01:45:43,260 --> 01:45:46,670 小海龟 龟壳里炊烟吹 Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit? 1723 01:45:47,090 --> 01:45:48,070 托尼 Oh, Tony. 1724 01:45:48,900 --> 01:45:50,080 她看着呢 She's watching. 1725 01:45:51,570 --> 01:45:54,230 我觉得你应该闭上眼睛 闭上眼睛 I think you should close your eyes. Close your eyes. 1726 01:45:55,590 --> 01:45:57,370 闭上眼睛 你不想看到的 Close your eyes, you don't wanna see this. 1727 01:46:05,030 --> 01:46:06,280 不着急 慢慢好 Yeah, you take a minute. 1728 01:46:39,560 --> 01:46:41,710 贾维斯 给我一套战衣 Jarvis, give me a suit right now! 1729 01:46:52,630 --> 01:46:53,810 快 Aw, come on! 1730 01:46:55,410 --> 01:46:58,220 总统先生 坚持住 我来了 Mr. President! Just hold on,alright? I'm coming. 1731 01:46:59,580 --> 01:47:02,070 坚持住 坚持住 Just hold on. Hold on. 1732 01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:16,180 好吧 OK. 1733 01:47:23,730 --> 01:47:24,740 再见了 Buh-bye. 1734 01:47:36,700 --> 01:47:37,700 振作一下 Brace yourself! 1735 01:47:48,960 --> 01:47:50,490 做得很好 总统先生 You look damn good, Mr. President, 1736 01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:52,450 不过我要要回我的战衣 but I'm gonna need that suit back. 1737 01:48:05,950 --> 01:48:08,030 总统安全了 托尼 我来清理战场 The President is secure, Tony. I'm clearing the area. 1738 01:48:08,030 --> 01:48:09,010 做得好 Nice work. 1739 01:48:09,720 --> 01:48:10,630 准备好了吗 先生 Ready sir? 1740 01:48:10,630 --> 01:48:11,810 准备什么 What do you mean 'ready'? 1741 01:48:20,270 --> 01:48:22,790 小派 我能接住你 放松 我能接住你 Pep, I got you. Relax, I got you. 1742 01:48:23,370 --> 01:48:24,380 看着我 Just look at me. 1743 01:48:26,550 --> 01:48:28,590 宝贝 我过不去 你不能停在那 Honey, I can't reach any further, and you can't stay there, 1744 01:48:28,590 --> 01:48:29,950 好吗 你得放手 alright? You gotta let go. 1745 01:48:30,630 --> 01:48:32,750 放手 我保证能接住你 You gotta let go! I'll catch you, I promise! 1746 01:49:03,700 --> 01:49:06,970 真丢人 要是我早就接住了 What a shame, I would have caught her. 1747 01:49:17,900 --> 01:49:20,060 马克16号 夜店 隐形战衣 1748 01:49:41,960 --> 01:49:45,210 马克40号 猎枪 超音速战衣 1749 01:50:24,330 --> 01:50:26,130 我们终于面对面了 在屋顶 Well here we are, on the roof. 1750 01:50:36,910 --> 01:50:38,270 马克42号抵达 Mark 42 inbound. 1751 01:50:38,270 --> 01:50:41,530 老天 浪子回头金不换 Well I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns. 1752 01:50:57,380 --> 01:50:58,330 算了 Whatever. 1753 01:50:59,610 --> 01:51:01,250 你根本配不上她 托尼 You really didn't deserve her, Tony. 1754 01:51:03,220 --> 01:51:06,820 好遗憾 我就要把她改造得 完美了 It's a pity, I was so close to having her... perfect. 1755 01:51:09,810 --> 01:51:12,740 好了好了 等等等等 你说得对 Okay, okay! Wait, wait! Slow down, slow down! You're right, 1756 01:51:13,010 --> 01:51:14,110 我配不上她 I don't deserve her! 1757 01:51:15,790 --> 01:51:19,350 但是你错了 她已经很完美了 Here's where you're wrong, she was already perfect. 1758 01:51:26,830 --> 01:51:31,450 贾维斯 帮我炸掉马克42号 Jarvis, do me a favor and blow Mark 42. 1759 01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:33,000 不 Noooo! 1760 01:51:41,840 --> 01:51:44,440 马克15号 鬼祟 隐形战衣 1761 01:52:46,350 --> 01:52:48,320 我们直话直说 No more false faces. 1762 01:52:49,170 --> 01:52:51,170 你说你要找满大人 You said you wanted the Mandarin, 1763 01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:53,740 你找对了 you're looking right at him. 1764 01:52:55,260 --> 01:52:58,450 就是我 托尼 从一开始 It was always me, Tony, right from the start. 1765 01:52:58,710 --> 01:53:00,470 我就是满大人 I am the Mandarin! 1766 01:53:11,890 --> 01:53:12,930 不是我 I got nothin'. 1767 01:53:19,410 --> 01:53:22,620 贾维斯 我12点钟方向不是目标 解除武装 Jarvis, subject at my twelve o'clock is not a target, disengage! 1768 01:53:31,030 --> 01:53:33,630 什么 生我气了吗 What? Oh, what, are you mad at me? 1769 01:53:58,650 --> 01:53:59,710 宝贝 Honey. 1770 01:54:04,440 --> 01:54:09,250 天哪 这太暴力了 Oh, my God. That was really violent. 1771 01:54:10,920 --> 01:54:13,120 你吓死我了 我还以为你 You just scared the devil out of me. I thought you were... 1772 01:54:13,130 --> 01:54:15,660 我死了 为什么 因为我从200英尺掉了下来 I was dead. Why? Because I fell two hundred feet? 1773 01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:20,040 到底是谁在惹事情 Who's the hot mess now? 1774 01:54:20,510 --> 01:54:21,910 有待讨论 It's still debatable. 1775 01:54:23,150 --> 01:54:24,290 可能还是你 Probably tipping your way a little bit. 1776 01:54:24,290 --> 01:54:25,760 你在家怎么不穿成这样 Why don't you dress like this at home? 1777 01:54:25,950 --> 01:54:28,100 运动文胸 全套 Hmm? Sport bra, the whole deal. 1778 01:54:28,650 --> 01:54:29,540 我能理解 You know, I think I understand 1779 01:54:29,540 --> 01:54:31,390 你为什么不肯放弃这些战衣了 why you don't want to give up the suits. 1780 01:54:32,060 --> 01:54:33,690 我还抱怨什么呢 What I am gonna complain about now? 1781 01:54:35,400 --> 01:54:39,210 是我该好好想想 Well, it's me. I'll think of somethin'. 1782 01:54:40,410 --> 01:54:41,290 -过来 宝贝 -别碰我 - Come here, babe. - No, don't touch me! 1783 01:54:41,290 --> 01:54:42,230 -不 别担心 -我会烫伤你的 - No, don't worry about it. - No, I'm gonna burn you! 1784 01:54:42,230 --> 01:54:43,690 不不 不会的 No, no, you're not. 1785 01:54:43,720 --> 01:54:45,770 你看 不热 See. Not hot. 1786 01:54:47,270 --> 01:54:48,520 我会没事吗 Am I gonna be okay? 1787 01:54:49,180 --> 01:54:52,460 不 只要和我在一起就有事 No, you're in a relationship with me, everything will never be okay. 1788 01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:55,010 但是我觉得我可以搞定 But I think I can figure this out, yeah. 1789 01:54:55,010 --> 01:54:56,670 这是我20年前造成的 那时我喝醉了 I almost had this twenty years ago when I was drunk. 1790 01:54:56,670 --> 01:54:59,750 我觉得我能让你好起来 I think I can get you better. 1791 01:55:00,800 --> 01:55:02,520 我就是干这个的 修理工 That's what I do, I fix stuff. 1792 01:55:03,530 --> 01:55:05,260 你的焦虑症呢 And all your distractions? 1793 01:55:06,150 --> 01:55:08,180 我会让它减轻一点 Uh...I'm gonna shave them down a little bit. 1794 01:55:08,530 --> 01:55:10,870 贾维斯 老兄 Jarvis? Hey? 1795 01:55:11,080 --> 01:55:14,090 -都结束了 -有漏网之鱼吗 - All wrapped up here, sir. - Will there be anything else? 1796 01:55:14,450 --> 01:55:15,440 你知道怎么做 You know what to do. 1797 01:55:16,180 --> 01:55:18,810 启动清除程序吗 先生 The 'clean slate' protocol, sir? 1798 01:55:19,230 --> 01:55:22,070 算了 圣诞节了 是的是的 Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes. 1799 01:55:58,660 --> 01:56:00,330 好了吧 你满意了 Okay so far? You like it? 1800 01:56:02,580 --> 01:56:03,610 是啊 It'll do. 1801 01:56:12,840 --> 01:56:15,200 随着圣诞节早晨的到来 And so, as Christmas morning began, 1802 01:56:15,370 --> 01:56:17,660 我的旅程也结束了 my journey had reached its end. 1803 01:56:21,610 --> 01:56:23,170 你始于纯粹的心 You start with something pure, 1804 01:56:24,510 --> 01:56:28,710 令人兴奋的想法 随之而来的是犯错 something exciting. Then come the mistakes. 1805 01:56:30,160 --> 01:56:31,420 妥协 The compromises. 1806 01:56:38,260 --> 01:56:40,540 我们为自己埋下祸根 We create our own demons. 1807 01:56:46,110 --> 01:56:47,670 幸会 It's great to see you. 1808 01:56:50,620 --> 01:56:53,810 我花了一些功夫 稳定了派珀体内的绝境病毒 As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. It took some tinkering. 1809 01:56:53,870 --> 01:56:57,130 我扪心自问 为什么要在这里停止 But then I thought to myself, "Why stop there?" 1810 01:57:01,660 --> 01:57:04,650 当然人们会说前进有风险 Of course, there are people who say progress is dangerous. 1811 01:57:05,000 --> 01:57:06,960 但是我敢打赌没有傻瓜愿意 But I'll bet none of those idiots ever had to live 1812 01:57:06,960 --> 01:57:11,740 生活在枪林弹雨之中 现在我也不愿意 with a chest full of shrapnel. And now...neither will I. 1813 01:57:12,790 --> 01:57:16,710 告诉你 这是我这些年睡得最好的一次 Let me tell you, that was the best sleep I'd had in years. 1814 01:57:37,710 --> 01:57:41,070 没事了 没事了 没事了 It's ok,it's ok,it's ok. 1815 01:58:19,110 --> 01:58:20,370 土豆枪 第2代 1816 01:58:21,140 --> 01:58:23,140 你的朋友 机械师 1817 01:58:59,540 --> 01:59:02,870 如果我用弓箭或者什么做武器 So if I were to wrap this up tight with a bow or whatever, 1818 01:59:03,450 --> 01:59:05,860 我猜我会说我的战衣 I guess I'd say my armor, 1819 01:59:06,480 --> 01:59:08,910 不是什么消遣或者爱好 it was never a distraction or a hobby, 1820 01:59:09,950 --> 01:59:11,180 而是茧 it was a cocoon. 1821 01:59:13,320 --> 01:59:17,370 现在 我破茧成蝶了 And now, I'm a changed man. 1822 01:59:27,280 --> 01:59:30,950 你可以拿走我的房子 花招和玩具 You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. 1823 01:59:31,960 --> 01:59:33,760 有一样东西你永远拿不走 One thing you can't take away... 1824 01:59:37,420 --> 01:59:38,930 我是钢铁侠 I am Iron Man. 1825 02:09:04,850 --> 02:09:07,030 谢谢你听我说了这么多 You know, and thank you, by the way, for listening. 1826 02:09:07,040 --> 02:09:07,990 就像有一样东西 There's just something about 1827 02:09:07,990 --> 02:09:10,380 终于从我的胸腔里释放出来 getting it off my chest and putting it out there 1828 02:09:10,380 --> 02:09:13,000 而不是死死憋着 in the atmosphere instead of holding this in. 1829 02:09:13,380 --> 02:09:15,730 要是一直憋着人就会生病 I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know? 1830 02:09:16,080 --> 02:09:19,100 我都不知道你是个这么好的倾听者 Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener. 1831 02:09:19,350 --> 02:09:21,680 能把我内心的想法和经历 To be able to share all of my intimate thoughts 1832 02:09:21,680 --> 02:09:22,890 和别人分享 and my experiences with someone, 1833 02:09:22,900 --> 02:09:25,710 心里轻松了一半 it just cuts the weight of it in half, you know. 1834 02:09:25,710 --> 02:09:27,310 就像蛇吞食自己的尾巴 It's like a snake swallowing its own tale. 1835 02:09:27,310 --> 02:09:28,780 好像兜了个圈回到原地 Everything comes full circle. 1836 02:09:29,090 --> 02:09:31,770 鉴于你能帮我 And...and the fact that you've been able to help me process... 1837 02:09:34,470 --> 02:09:35,200 讲到哪了 So, uh...? 1838 02:09:35,200 --> 02:09:36,080 你在听我说吗 You with me? 1839 02:09:36,080 --> 02:09:37,850 当然 我们 我们讲到 I was, yeah. Mm-hmm. We were... uh, we were at, uh... 1840 02:09:37,850 --> 02:09:39,060 你在打盹 You actively napping? 1841 02:09:39,070 --> 02:09:41,770 我在神游 I... I was... I... I... I drifted. 1842 02:09:41,900 --> 02:09:43,080 你在哪睡过去的 Where did I lose you? 1843 02:09:45,030 --> 02:09:47,030 瑞士的电梯 Elevator in Switzerland. 1844 02:09:48,300 --> 02:09:49,520 也就是说你什么都没听到 So you heard none of it? 1845 02:09:50,100 --> 02:09:53,190 抱歉 我不是那种医生 I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor. 1846 02:09:53,760 --> 02:09:56,130 我不是临床医师 这不是我的长项 I'm not a therapist, it's not my training. 1847 02:09:56,130 --> 02:09:56,710 然后 So? 1848 02:09:56,710 --> 02:09:57,420 我没有 I don't have the... 1849 02:09:57,420 --> 02:09:58,640 什么 时间 What? The time? 1850 02:09:58,920 --> 02:10:00,110 那种性格 Temperament. 1851 02:10:00,380 --> 02:10:01,650 我现在回忆起来 You know what? Now that I think about it, 1852 02:10:01,650 --> 02:10:05,370 上帝啊 我的原伤在1983年 对吧 oh, God, my original wound. 1983, alright? 1853 02:10:05,370 --> 02:10:05,870 对 Yes. 1854 02:10:05,870 --> 02:10:08,910 我14岁 还有个保姆 太奇怪了 I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny? That was weird.