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我真不敢相信咱们居然在塔科达纳这种地方找到了凯伯水晶 ROWAN: I can't believe we found a Kyber Saber crystal here on Takodana.
娜雷甚至都不知道这里有这么个东西 Naare didn't even know there was one here.
但愿她多走运也不知道 And with any luck,she never will.
点火吧 “收到” - 收到 收到 -Fire it up, Roger. - Roger, roger.
哈 听起来就像是内科苏在叫 Ha!Purring like a nexu.
咱们准备大干一场啦 We're good to go.
某些事情终于走向正轨喽 Some things are finally going right.
哇 Whoa!
但是还有好多事儿没有呢 But we still got plenty wrong!
是娜雷 她怎么找到我们的 ROWAN: It's Naare!How'd she find us?
哼哼哈哈哈哈哈 (cackling)
娜雷把水晶抢去了 Naare got the crystal!
快点儿 - “收到” 咱们快起飞 Come on! - Roger! Get us in the air!
设定好坐标准备跃入超空间 - 但是去哪里 Punch in the coordinates for the leap to hyperspace! - Where to?
啊啊 哪儿都行别在这呆着 Aaah!Anywhere but here.
好吧 他们跑了 Well, they're gone!
但是他们跑得还不是遥不可及 But they're not out of reach.
娜雷怎么找到我们的 How did Naare find us?
她的地图上不应该出现这颗星球的 That planet wasn't on her map.
水晶本来应该在罗迪亚的 The crystal was supposed to be on Rodia.
她往咱们的飞船上安探测器了吗 -Did she put a tracking device on our ship? -(beeps)
不 我不这么认为 但是很明显她现在在和Graballa共事 Nah. I don't think so.But she's obviously working with Graballa now.
一定有人在塔科达纳上认出了咱们 Somebody on Takodana might have recognized us.
真正的大问题是我刚刚又让另一块水晶落入了娜雷的手上 The real problem is I just lost another crystal to Naare.
我简直是为拯救星系的事业帮了倒忙 I'm doing a terrible job of saving the galaxy.
凯伯剑没有所有部件就不能用 Well, the Kyber Saber can't function without all its parts.
它需要每一块水晶 It needs every crystal.
是啊 多亏了我 娜雷拿到了其中大部分 Yeah, and thanks to me,Naare's got most of 'em.
大部分 但不是全部 Most... but not all.
哪怕我们只是拿到了一块水晶 她就不能组装凯伯剑 If we can just get one crystal,she can't assemble the Kyber Saber.
那我们就赢啦 And we win!
并且没人比你这个小子更擅长找水晶的啦 And no one's better at finding crystals than this guy.
啊 (gasps)
Ningoth这里有一颗 There's one on Ningoth.
充满水的行星对战斗机器人不好 Water planet.Bad for battle droids.
霍斯这里还有 One on Hoth.
冰冻行星 对战斗机器人更不好 Ice planet.Worse for battle droids.
纳布这颗 And one on Naboo.
战斗机器人的坟场啊 你特么在逗我吗 The battle droid graveyard?Seriously?
那好 咱们先去哪个地方 So, where do we go first?
啊 有人支持哪个都不去吗 让我看看 嗯 我投一票 Uh, who votes for none of the above?Let's see. Um, one hand.
还有人吗 Anybody else?
嗯 纳布是最近的了 Mmm, Naboo's the closest.
也最容易追了 娜雷一定预料到我们会去那里 And the easiest.Naare will expect us to go there first.
所以咱们一直在往Ningoth走 So, we're going all the way to Ningoth.
行 但是我要是生锈了我就赖你 Fine, but if I rust,it's on your heads.
好了 好了 Okay, okay.(clears throat)
我向大家展示我的最新发明 I give you my newest creation,
终极高科技Z潜艇 the ultra high-tech Z-Sub!
噢 它真可爱 Aw!It's so cute!
啥玩意儿 它可不是可爱 它坚不可摧 What? It's not cute.It's rugged!
它好萌啊 It's adorable.
你看它还带个笑脸儿呐 It's even got a smiley face.
好吧 它可是战术水下探测器 Okay, that's a tactical underwater geomapper.
哈哈 我只是想逗逗它的下巴 (giggles)I just wanna tickle its chin.
看看谁是我们可爱的小坏蛋潜艇 Who's a sweet widdle submarine?
那地方可不是下巴 它是抗压外壳 防水能力可达 That is not a chin.It's a pressure-resistant hull, watertight to--
我要叫它小艇泡泡 I'm gonna call it the Bubbly Subbly.
噢 小艇泡泡 Aw! Bubbly Subbly.
到这儿来 小泡泡 Come here,little Bubbly Subbly.
它并不萌 而且你们也别再这么叫它了 It is not cute,and you are not calling it that!
我们到了 ROGER: We're here!
我感觉到那块水晶就在我们下面的某个地方 I feel the crystal below us somewhere.
很好 大家都到小艇泡泡里去吧 All right.Everybody into the Bubbly Subbly.
哈 你也叫它泡泡啦 Ha! You called it the Bubbly Subbly.
它确实有点儿萌 (sighs)It is kinda cute.
咱们开始吧 Let's do it.
大家好运哦 我才不进那玩意儿呢 Good luck!No way I would get into that thing.
好了 罗恩 把我们带到水晶那里吧 Okay, Rowan,take us to the crystal.
在左边 It's to the left.
不是 右边 No. Right!
不 是左边 右边 No, it's left. Right.
不不 再 再往右边去点儿 No, no, more-- more right.
翻过来 Upside down!
现在往上 往下 Now go up. Down.
再往下点儿 再往上去 More down. Up again.
往上 做个桶式翻滚 Up!Do a barrel roll!
罗恩 你在到处耍我们吗 Rowan! You're all over the place.
是啊 我还希望找到水晶之后还能吃上午饭呢 Yeah, I'd like to find the crystal before I lose my lunch.
抱歉 - 嘿 没关系 Sorry. - Hey, it's okay.
深呼吸然后集中精神 Just take a deep breath and focus.
呼 哈 (inhales, exhales)
就在那儿 It's over there.
太棒了 - 看到了没 你只需要让它来找你就好 Yes! - See? You just had to let it come to you.
它确实过来了 It is coming to us.
加速 Fast!
是鱼 Fish!
当心 KORDI: Look out!
(roaring)
你们要去哪 咱们得从鱼身上把水晶拿到手 Where are you going?We gotta get the crystal from that fish!
要是呆在这儿 咱们拿到手的东西就只有被吃 ZANDER: If we stay here,the only thing we're getting is eaten.
好 KORDI: Yes!
什么都看不见了 I can't see anything!
(all gasping,groaning)
哦 哦 Oh. Oh.
等等 它跟在其他鱼后面 Wait! It's going after the other fish.
它肯定是用光当诱饵 It must use light as bait.
咱们的灯光把它的午饭引开了 Our spotlight was drawing away his lunch.
或许咱们可以拿灯光来和它交易水晶 Maybe we could trade him our spotlight for the crystal?
主意不错，只不过咱们的灯现在坏了 Great idea,except our spotlight's broken now.
我能修好这东西 ROWAN: I can fix this.
罗恩 你真的做到了 KORDI: Rowan, you did it!
好了，大鱼，咱们来做个交易 (beeps) - All right, fish,let's make a trade.
放轻松 Easy now.
乖鱼儿 乖鱼儿 Nice fish!Nice fish!
(screeching)
拿到了 太棒啦 咱们做到啦 - Got it! - Yes! We did it!
咱们得到了凯伯光剑水晶 We got the Kyber Saber crystal!
好了 “收到” 把我们拉上来 All right, Roger.Hoist us up.
嘿 你们真的做到了 干得漂亮 Hey, you actually made it back.Good for you.
咱们拿到了一块水晶 ROWAN:We got our one crystal.
现在娜雷就不能 Now Naare won't be able to--
哇 那是什么啊 Whoa!What was that?
她是怎么找到咱们的 又一次了 ROWAN:How'd she find us? Again!
我告诉过你们咱们应该先去霍斯的 ROGER:I told you we should've gone to Hoth.
你可没有 KORDI: You did not!
她钩住我们了 “收到” 把我们弄走 She's hooked on to us!Roger, get us out of here!
但现在连我也遇上麻烦了 Right now I got my own problems.
作战岗位 Battle stations!
“收到”你本来应该拉我们回去的 Roger! You're supposed to be pulling us in.
别计较这个了 释放缆绳 释放缆绳 Never mind that.Release the cable!Release the cable!
收到 收到 - 不 不 -Roger, roger! - KORDI: No! No!
哦 好啊 好啊 Oh, yes, yes!
好耶 ROWAN: Yeah!
“收到” 来把我们拉上来 - 坚持住 - ZANDER:Roger, come pick us up. - Hang on!
我得把拖绳准备好 I gotta get the tow cable ready.
好啊 - 没时间了 快把舱门打开 Yes! - No time.Just open the scoop.
但是我们没有拖绳该怎么进去 - 这个交给我吧 -But how are we going to get in without the tow cable? - Leave that to me.
水晶 The crystal!
抓住了 - 关上舱门吧 -Got it! - Close the scoop.
什么 不 What? No! (evil laughing)
又失败了 -Not again. -(laughing continues)
不 住手 No! Stop!
不 No.
抱歉 罗恩 咱们得走了 Sorry, Rowan.We gotta go.
启动超空间推进器 Activate the hyperdrive.
你想让我在行星地表上跃入超空间吗 You want me to launch into hyperspace on the surface of a planet?
让你做你就做 Just do it!
(grunts)
有多少次娜雷都是直接在我们的手上拿到了水晶 How many times is Naare going to take a crystal right out of my hands?
我只是想知道她怎么又找到我们的 I just want to know how she found us again.
就好像是她在我们到达之前就知道了我们想去哪儿 It's like she knows where we're going even before we get there.
It probably didn't help that we went to a planet where we're the only thing on the surface.
-It made us easy to spot. -See that, Rowan?
You're not the only one who's terrible at this.
You always know just what to say, Roger.
I know. It's a gift.
GRABALLA: So, seawater in the engines.
Whew! That is not gonna be cheap to fix.
So is that one that you pay for,
or we-- we split or what?
I am not concerned with such trivialities.
Oh, who is? Neither am-- I'm not!
It's just, you know, this-- this operation's getting a little pricey.
I can't help notice that so far, you know,
you're just bringing you to the table,
whereas me, you know, I got men and I got ships,
I got a food bill longer than my tail.
Graballa, relax.
We got the crystal, and those trash pickers actually think they escaped.
Everything is proceeding as planned.
Your plan, lady. But I got my own plan.
I got... Dengar!
Oh! Were we doing that now?
Yes, Dengar, we were doing that now.
Okay. Sorry, sorry. Close the door. Do it again! Do it again!
Nope. The moment is gone.
DENGAR: I'm ready. It's gone!
Naboo.
There's enough people here. We'll be harder to spot.
I'm sensing... the crystal.
It's over there, in that old palace.
ROGER: Um, I don't think that's a palace anymore.
Drop your credits into the donation box,
and your journey into my museum will be complete!
Drop your credits into the donation box, and your journey into my museum--
Excuse me. Out of the way.
Palpatine's number-one fan coming through!
I'd like the super-deluxe VIP tour, please,
unless there's anything fancier than that, in which case, I would like something fancier.
"The Palpatine Museum"?
There's a Kyber Saber crystal in the Emperor's own museum.
So what do we do now? It's not like we can go poking around exhibits in broad daylight.
The crystal's in there. I can feel it.
We can't leave without it. We won't.
I know how we'll get into the museum.
And, Roger, you're the key to my plan.
Naturally! I was a master of disguise during the Clone Wars.
Ha! Where's Roger? Where'd I go?
Reach for the sky, clone scum!
Pew, pew, pew!
Uh, that never actually worked, did it?
Not even in training camp.
Don't worry. My plan is better.
Trust me.
Got a delivery of one gen-u-ine Clone Wars battle droid
for your gen-u-ine Clone Wars exhibit.
Drop your credits into the donation--
Sure you don't want the mustache?
Yes! I mean, who even knows me here on Naboo?
General Durpin! (squeals)
All zones are safeguarded, shielded and secured.
Would you relax, Commander Plumestriker?
Who's gonna be stupid enough to break into the Emperor's own museum?
No one, General Durpin. No one could be that stupid.
Correct! The levels of stupidity required are incalculable.
What do you got there, son?
D-D-Delivery?
The Clone Wars exhibit is two halls down, on the right.
You can't miss it. You'll bump right into it. Come along, Plumestriker.
I wanna get a head start on our dead-end jobs.
See? Mustache, right?
Zip it!
Sir, this crushing boredom forces me to ask:
What is it we do here?
We survive.
Listen, it was a close call when we got promoted on Kashyyyk.
But, lucky for us, I got us this prime gig where nothing ever happens!
(beeping)
-Sir, did you hear that? -That smash of breaking glass?
No, I did not.
-What if it was a burglar? -Impossible. Your move.
That's an order.
(beeping)
Yes! Good job, Roger!
-(gasps) -Ugh.
Rich people and their palaces.
Why does anyone need so much stuff?
Ah! Guys! These souvenir Palpatine voice changers!
They're half off!
(Emperor's voice) Ooh, I sound so creepy! (laughing)
You know that's the guy who's oppressing the entire galaxy, right?
And on a personal note, he wants to cut us all to shreds.
Can I at least get a mug?
We need this crystal, so stay focused!
Got it. Focused.
On it. Nothing's gonna break my--
Hey! That's my old buddy RO-HK!
RO-HK! Remember me? RO-GR.
Forget him. We stay on the hunt.
I am on this like a--
(squeals) Classic starfighters!
Is that a-- (squealing) N-1?
Okay, okay! Just give me a-- (sighs)
It won't be like last time. I'll just be right back.
Don't worry. I'm focused.
Nothing is going to distract me, not even--
Queen Amidala gowns! They're--
They're... gorgeous! (laughing)
Fine. I'll just focus for myself.
Not really my strength, I know, but--
Ooh, a floor buffer!
(laughing) Oh, yeah!
No. Focus!
I can do this. I can find the crystal.
I can stay calm and collected
in this dark, creepy museum
dedicated
to the most evil man in the galaxy.
-Sorry! -Gaah!
I'm afraid you'll find this restroom is not quite operational!
Yeah, I'm pretty much the brains of the whole salvage operat-- Oh!
Whoa!
-What was that? -What? What? That extremely loud explosion?
Nothing. Move.
(alarm blaring)
High alert. Move out!
(sighs) Wrong move.
What are you nerf herders doing?
-Whoa. -What?
-I can't like nice things? -Uh, we-- we gotta get outta here!
-Where's Rowan? -Hold it right there!
Oh, great! Burglars.
We turn 'em in, I'm a hero.
I get a commendation, a promotion and then a parade.
Look, Plumestriker, do me a favor.
They're just mischievous kids.
Save the paperwork. Let 'em go.
Something's familiar about them.
What? You remember us from Kashyyyk? Shh!
Who said anything about Kashyyyk?
Oh! Not me. I've never been there myself. (chuckles)
That's who you are! The kids from Kashyyyk!
You will answer for your crimes!
But in deference to General Durpin,
we'll skip the paperwork.
Ready.
Aim.
Fire! You there!
-What are you doing? -(all screaming)
These are generous donors.
Leave them be, or feel my wrath!
Uh, Your Lordship, I take full responsibility for this mix-up.
I insist on being demoted to ensign.
It is done.
Now be gone!
Ensign. Yes!
Gotta go. Thanks for the save, and, uh--
-Rowan! -You scared us!
Where did you get the cloak?
I'm afraid you'll find this restroom is not quite operational.
That was some quick thinking, Rowan.
Now let's not push our luck. We gotta get out of here before--
No. I'm not leaving without the crystal.
What? But it could be anywhere in this museum!
Or it could be right here in this room.
Where? Here!
Huh. It just came to you.
Like I said all along.
And now it's come to me!
Hey! That looked great on me!
Roger, this is a museum! That's not gonna--
-(shouts) -Seriously?
They have working blasters on display?
They got a lot of confidence in that velvet rope.
I'll take that crystal now.
No! Not again!
I mean, I know I said that last time, but still...
not again!
Your powers are no match for me.
(grunts)
You're not taking that crystal.
If that's the way you want it.
(shouts)
Oops.
(groans)
I'm going to take this. It's more my color.
Eat mug!
And now I'm out of ammo.
RO-HK!
You will pay for deactivating
my already deactivated friend!
(ferocious shout)
(groaning)
Oh, Rowan.
With me, you could have reached your destiny!
I'm going to reach for something else.
Huh?
This is more my color.
(groaning)
We gotta go!
What about the crystal?
We'll get the next one. This place is gonna collapse!
So long, RO-HK!
I'll never forget you!
Unless I get my memory wiped.
-(groans) -So, when you said you had a master plan,
I'm assuming getting an entire museum dropped on you was also part of it?
The plan was to get this at any cost.
Oh, maybe you could tell that to the Emperor
when he sees what you did to his museum.
Everyone relax! This is only a drill.
(grunts)
How does she keep finding us? It can't be a coincidence.
It's like we're transmitting our every move to her. But we're not!
We're not transmitting anything to anybody.
Oh.
You guys aren't.
But this thing has been on since Tatooine.
Do you think that's how they're following us?
They're onto us. What are we gonna do now?
Nothing. We don't need to follow them anymore.
There's only one crystal left.
And it's on the ice planet Hoth.