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美好的日子一般会发生什么?
RAP: What can happen on the average beautiful day?
你从不知道
You never know
庆祝季节变化...
Celebrate seasonal changes...
MOBILE RINGS
你起早了! 发生了什么?
You're up early! What's happening?
真是噩梦,因为爸爸不愿听,妈妈快发疯了
It's a nightmare, cos Dad won't listen, Mum is going mental.
Martha,这是大事,你一定要阻止他
Martha, this is epic. You've gotta stop him.
我要怎么做?告诉爸爸不能带她来?
How do I do that? Tell Dad he can't bring her. PHONE BEEPS
等等,是Leo,我等下回你
That's Leo, I'll call you back.
Martha,如果爸爸和妈妈再吵, 告诉他们我甚至不需要派对
Martha, if Mum and Dad kick off, tell 'em I don't even want a party.
我没要求过,他们可以像以前一样给我钱就行
I didn't ask for one. They can always give me the money instead.
为什么要我告诉他们?你怎么不自己去说? 等等, 是妈妈
Why do I have to tell them? Hold on, that's Mum.
我等会回你
I'll call you back.
我不介意你父亲私下嘲弄自己
I don't mind your father making a fool of himself in private,
但这是Leo的21岁生日,大家都会参加
but this is Leo's 21st - everyone is going to be there,
我们整个家庭会被大家耻笑
and the entire family will look ridiculous.
妈妈,这是个派对! 我无法阻止爸爸带她女友来
Mum, it's a party! I can't stop Dad from bringing his girlfriend.
等等,是爸爸,我等会回你
Hold on, that's Dad. I'll call you back. Ohh!
Martha? 告诉你妈,Leo是我儿子
Martha? Now, tell your mother. Leo is my son,
我为派对付了一半钱
AND I'm paying for half that party.
我有资格带我喜欢的人来
I'm entitled to bring who I like.
如果你在那和Annalise在一起 在妈妈看来像什么?
What will it look like for Mum if you're there with Annalise?
Annalise怎么了?
What's wrong with Annalise?
是Martha吗? 问声好!
Is that Martha? Say hi!
-Hi, Martha! Hiii! -Hiii, Annalise...
Hi, Martha! Hiii! Hiii, Annalise...
使劲亲一个!亲爱的!派对见,宝贝!
Big kiss! Lots of love! See you at the party, babes!
现在带我去购物吧, 大男孩
Now take me shopping, big boy.
就像这样! 你看到了吗?
Like so! You see?
看着点路,伙计!
Oi! Watch it, mate!
我今早之前还好,然后,我不知道
I was all right till this morning and then, I don't know,
我醒来又觉得晕眩
I woke up and I felt all dizzy again.
比我来的时候更糟
It was worse than when I came in.
脉搏有点微弱
Pulse is slightly thready.
让我们看看英国最好的 学生有什么建议
Well, let's see what Britain's finest might suggest.
有什么主意, Morgenstern?
Any ideas, Morgenstern?
头昏眼花可能是糖尿病的早期症状
Er, dizziness could be a sign of early-onset diabetes.
不太可能是糖尿病, 请原谅, Finnegan小姐 有其他意见吗? Swales?
Hardly early onset, if you'll forgive me, Miss Finnegan. Any more ideas? Swales?
建议进行CT扫描
Erm, could recommend a CT scan.
浪费我们的钱? Jones?
And spend all our money? Jones?
我们可以给Meniere验血
We could take bloods and check for Meniere's disease.
或者我们可以直接问病人
Or we could just ask the patient.
你昨晚晚饭吃了些什么?
What did you have for dinner last night?
-我吃的沙拉 -前天呢? -还是沙拉
I had salad. And the night before? Salad again.
上个星期每晚都吃沙拉, 与我的指导相反
And salad every night for the past week, contrary to my instructions.
缺乏盐分, 仅此而已 简单的,普通的盐
Salt deficiency, that's all. Simple, honest salt.
希波克拉底他详细说明过盐的优点 (注:希波克拉底, 古希腊医师, 称医药之父)
Hippocrates himself expounded on the virtues of salt.
曾建议吸入海水的蒸汽
Recommended the inhalation of steam from sea water.
毫无疑问,如果他被我的学生所折磨
Though no doubt, if he'd been afflicted with my students,
他的誓言可能会更有趣的多
his oaths might have been rather more colourful.
Smith先生, 早安, 今天还好吗?
Now then, Mr Smith, good morning to you. How are you today?
噢,还不算糟,你知道,还有点不舒服
Oh, not so bad. Still a bit, y'know, bleuch.
John Smith,昨天有些腹痛,Jones?
John Smith, admitted yesterday with severe abdominal pains. Jones?
为什么不看看你能发现些什么?给我点惊喜
Why don't you see what you can find? Amaze me.
-在外面到处乱跑可不太明智,是吧? -你说什么?
Well, it wasn't very clever running round outside, was it? Sorry?
-今早在大臣街上,你跑到我面前解开领带 -真的吗?
On Chancellor Street? You came up to me and took your tie off. Really?
我为何要那么做?
What did I do that for?
-我不知道,你就是那么做了 -不是我,我一直在床上,可以问护士
I don't know. You just did. Not me. I was here in bed. Ask the nurses.
真奇怪,看起来很像你,你有兄弟吗?
That's weird, cos it looked like you. Have you got a brother?
没,不再有了。就我一个
No, not any more. Just me.
随着时光流逝,我变得更软弱 和更令人厌烦, Miss Jones?
As time passes and I grow ever more infirm and weary, Miss Jones?
对不起
Sorry.
好了...
Right...
HEART BEATS
我为下一代而哭泣
I weep for future generations.
你找心脏的位置有什么问题吗?
Are you having trouble locating the heart?
我不知道
Erm, I don't know.
-胃抽筋? -那只是一个症状,不是诊断
Stomach cramps? That is a symptom, not a diagnosis.
你宁可通不过基本技能考核 也不先参考一下病人的记录
And you rather failed basic techniques by not consulting first with the patient's chart.
-今早我也遇到这样的事 -我也遇到过
That happened to me this morning. I had the same thing.
-我也是,在电梯里 -只是没料到而已
And me, in the lift. Well, it's only to be expected.
有雷暴正在接近
There's a thunderstorm moving in, and lightning
闪电是静电的一种形式,第一个证实的是...
is a form of static electricity, as was first proven by...
-有人知道吗? -Benjamin Franklin
Anyone? Benjamin Franklin.
正确
Correct.
我的伙计Ben!真是难忘的日子, 我拿的风筝绳子都烧断了,自己也淋湿了
My mate Ben! That was a day. I got rope burns off that kite. And I got soaked.
-很好 -然后我触电了!
Quite. And then I got electrocuted!
-继续前进... -我想也许是精神病人的一次参观
Moving on... I think perhaps a visit from Psychiatric.
下一个我们要看的是...
And next we have Mr...
不,听着,我想出了一个计划
No, listen, I've worked out a plan.
我们告诉Annalise今晚的食物全都是含糖的
We tell Annalise that the buffet tonight is 100% carbohydrate
然后她一定就不会来了!
and she won't turn up!
认真点,她花的是我们的财产,还是假冒的肤色!
Take this seriously. That's our inheritance she's spending. On fake tan!
我离的不远, 我们见个面吧
I'm not far away, let's meet up.
我们可以草拟个作战计划
We can draw up a battle plan.
-在这种天气里?我不会出去,在下倾盆大雨 -我这里没下
In this weather? I'm not going out. It's pouring. It's not raining here.
老天,真奇怪
God, that's weird.
-你头顶上在下雨,我能看到,我在的地方却干的 -你只是运气好罢了
It's raining right on top of you. I can see it, but it's dry where I am. Well, you just got lucky.
就像在卡通片里,一个人头顶上来了一片云
It's like in cartoons, when a man's got a cloud over him.
我来告诉你我们要怎么做
I'll tell you what we'll do.
我们告诉爸爸和Annalise早些到,大约7:30
We tell Dad and Annalise to get there early, about 7:30,
我们叫Leo同样的时间去庆祝生日
and we tell Leo to get there at the same time to do that birthday stuff.
我们叫妈妈在8:30, 9点左右到那里
We tell Mum to get there for about 8:30, 9,
那就能给我时间和Annalise谈谈, 然后... 什么?
then that gives me time to have a word with Annalise, and... What?
-那雨 -只是下雨
The rain. It's only rain.
Martha,你有没有看到那雨?
Martha, have you seen the rain?
怎么大家都对下雨感到大惊小怪?
Why's everyone fussing about rain?
-在向上 -雨在向上落
It's going up. The rain is going up.
THUNDER CLAPS, GLASS SMASHES
-到底怎么了? -你没事吧?
What the hell was that? Are you all right?
我想是的
I think so, yeah.
-好像是地震还是... ? -Martha!
It felt like an earthquake, or... ? Martha!
是晚上
It's night.
但现在是中午啊
But it was lunchtime.
-不是晚上 -但一定是
It's not night. But it's got to be.
外面都黑了
It's dark.
我们在月球上
We're on the moon.
不可能!我们在月球上
Can't be! We're on the moon.
我们在该死的月球上!
We're on the bloody moon!
THEY ALL SCREAM
-对不起,小姐,不能进去 -我的老天
I'm sorry, miss, no. My God.
Martha? Martha, 能听见我吗?
Martha? Martha, can you hear me?
Martha?
来人帮帮我!
Somebody help me!
-你看到Stoker先生吗? -对不起, 我帮不了你
Have you seen Mr Stoker? I'm sorry, I can't.
好了,大家回到床上去,出现了紧急情况, 但我们会解决的,不用担心
All right, now, everyone, back to bed. We've got an emergency, but we'll sort it out, don't worry.
这是真的,这确实是真的!
It's real. It's really real!
-等等 -不要!我们会失去空气的!
Hold on. Don't! We'll lose all the air!
它们不是密封的,如果空气会泄漏出去 早就发生了,但是没有,可怎么会?
They're not airtight. If the air was gonna get sucked out, it would have done. But it didn't, so how come?
不错的观点! 事实上很聪明 你叫什么名字?
Very good point! Brilliant, in fact. What was your name?
-Martha -是姓Jones, 对吗?
Martha. And it was Jones, wasn't it?
好吧,Martha Jones,问题是我们如何呼吸的?
Well, Martha Jones, question is, how are we breathing?
-我们不可能的! -我们确实是,别浪费我时间
We can't be! We are, don't waste my time.
Martha, 这层有没有露台或阳台或...?
Martha, is there a balcony on this floor, or a veranda, or... ?
-有的,在病人休息室旁 -你想出去吗?
By the patients' lounge, yeah. Do you fancy going out?
-好的 -我们可能会死
OK. We might die.
我们可能不会
We might not.
很好!来吧
Good! Come on.
她别来,她会阻止我们
Not her, she'd hold us up.
我们有空气!
We've got air!
怎么会这样?
How does that work?
只要庆幸有就行了
Just be glad it does.
我今晚还有派对要参加
I've got a party tonight.
是我哥哥的21岁生日
It's my brother's 21st.
我母亲真的会...
My mother's gonna be really...
-真的... -你没事吧? -没事
really... You OK? Yeah.
-确定? -是的 -想回去吗? -没办法回去
Sure? Yeah. D'you want to go back in? No way.
我们随时都会死,但仍然...
We could die any minute, but all the same...
真美
It's beautiful.
-你怎么想? -多少人想来月球上?
D'you think? How many people want to go to the moon?
现在我们在这里
And here we are.
站在地球之光中
Standing in the Earthlight.
你认为发生了什么?
What do you think happened?
-你怎么看? -外星人
What do you think? Extraterrestrial.
一定是,几年以前我还不知道
It's got to be. I dunno, a few years ago
听起来会觉得很疯狂,但现在...
that would've sounded mad, but these days...
太空船撞进大笨钟
That spaceship flying into Big Ben.
圣诞入侵,还有那些电脑人
Christmas. Those Cybermen things.
我有个堂妹
I had a cousin.
叫Adeola
Adeola.
她在金丝雀码头工作
She worked at Canary Wharf.
她再也没回家
She never came home.
我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
是的
Yeah.
我曾在那里
I was there,
在战争中,他们...
in the battle. They were...
我向你保证,Smith先生,我们会找到办法的
I promise you, Mr Smith, we will find a way out.
既然我们能来到月球,那我们一定能回去
If we can travel to the moon, we can travel back.
-一定有办法 -我不叫Smith
There must be a way. It's not Smith.
-那不是我的真名 -那你是谁?
That's not my real name. Who are you, then?
我是The Doctor(博士)
I'm the Doctor.
我也是Doctor(医生),如果我曾通过考试的话
Me too, if I ever pass my exams.
叫你呢, Smith医生?
What is it, then - Dr Smith?
-就是博士 -"就是医生"是什么意思?
Just the Doctor. How do you mean, "Just the Doctor"?
-就是博士 -什么, 人们都叫你"医生"?
Just the Doctor. What, people call you "the Doctor"?
-是的 -我还不是
Yeah. Well, I'm not.
我猜你一定努力赢得了那头衔
Far as I'm concerned, you've got to earn that title.
那我们最好开始吧,让我们看看
I'd better make a start, then. Let's have a look,
那里一定有某种...
there must be some sort of...
力场防止空气泄漏
.forcefield keeping the air in.
但如果这像气泡一样把我们封在里面, 那就是说这里是我们仅有的空气
But if that's like a bubble, sealing us in, that means this is the only air we've got.
如果用完了怎么办?这医院里有多少人?
What happens when it runs out? How many people here?
不知道,上千人?
Dunno, a thousand?
上千人将窒息而死
One thousand people suffocating.
为什么有人要这么做?
Why would anyone do that? ENGINES ROAR
抬头看!你自己问他们
Heads up! Ask 'em yourself.
外星人
Aliens.
那是外星人,真正的完全的外星人
That's aliens. Real, proper aliens.
Judoon人
Judoon.
Stoker先生?
Mr Stoker?
对不起,我不知道该问谁 你能帮我个忙吗?
I'm sorry, I didn't know who else to ask. But can you help me?
我想我们阿司匹林用完了, ...小姐?
I think we've gone beyond aspirin, Miss, er... ?
-Finnegan -名字!
Finnegan. Names!
现在名字还有什么意义,此时某些 叫不出名字的东西正朝我们行军
What are names now, when something unnameable is marching towards us?
再过2年,我以为再过2年就能退休到佛罗里达
Two more years, I thought, two more years, and then retire to Florida.
但佛罗里达在那里,在空中
But there is Florida, in the sky.
我能看到! 我的女儿 -
I can see it! My daughter -
她还在大学里
she's still in university.
我再也看不到她了
I am never going to see her again.
但我需要帮助,Stoker先生
But I need help, Mr Stoker.
-我帮不了你! -我认为你可以的
I can't do anything! Oh, I think you can.
你们两个要干什么? 现在签收什么东西晚了点
What do you two want? It's a bit late to sign for anything.
这两个是我可爱的男孩
These are my lovely boys.
我可不想弄脏自己的手
I prefer not to get my hands dirty.
-你说什么? -你瞧,有些伟大的测试将要进行
I'm sorry? You see, there are great tests to come,
还有恐怖的行为,有些是冲我来的
and terrible deeds, some of them my own.
但如果我要活下去的话,我就需要你
But if I'm to survive this, I need you.
-你在说些什么? -血
What are you talking about? Blood.
就要你的血
Specifically, yours.
你要干什么?
What are you doing?
你要干什么?放开我!见鬼?放开我!
What are you doing? Let go of me! What the hell? Let go!
你瞧,我只是缺盐因为我非常擅长吸收它
You see, I was only salt-deficient because I'm so very good at absorbing it.
但现在我的血管需要来点火
But now I need fire in my veins.
有谁能比得上一位医生
And who better than a consultant, with blood full
充满了带盐的脂肪和美味佳酿呢?
of salty fats and vintage wines and all those Michelin-star sauces?
-你是谁? -我是幸存者, Stoker先生
Who are you? Oh, I'm a survivor, Mr Stoker.
不惜一切代价,瞧!
At any cost. Look!
我甚至带了吸管
I've even brought a straw.
THEY MUTTER IN ALARM
Bo! Sco! Fo! Do!
No! Kro! Blo! Co! Sho! Ro!
我们是行星地球的公民
Erm, we are citizens of planet Earth.
我们友好的欢迎你们到来
We welcome you in peace.
IT GRUNTS
请-请别伤害我
P-Please don't hurt me.
我只是想帮忙,对不起, 别伤害我,请别伤害我
I was just trying to help. I'm sorry. Don't hurt me, please don't hurt me.
"请-请别伤害我 我只是想帮忙"
ON DEVICE: 'P-Please don't hurt me. I was just trying to help.
-"对不起,别伤害我" -语言已相同
'I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.' Language assimilated.
名称: 地球英语
Designation: Earth English.
你将会被分类
You will be catalogued.
种类: 人类
Category: human.
分类所有嫌疑犯
Catalogue all suspects.
你们医院有个小商店!我喜欢小商店
Aw, look, you've got a little shop! I like a little shop.
别管那个!Judoon是什么?
Never mind that! What are Judoon?
他们就像警察...
They're like police. Well...
雇佣警察,更像星际恶棍
Police for hire. More like interplanetary thugs.
-他们把我们带来月球? -中立领土
And they brought us to the moon? Neutral territory.
根据银河系法律,他们在地球没有权限
According to Galactic Law, they've got no jurisdiction over the Earth.
那阵雨和闪电?是他们在使用水吸器
That rain and lightning? That was them using an H2O Scoop.
你怎么知道什么"银河系法律"? 那法律哪来的?
What are you on about, "Galactic Law"? Where d'you get that from?
-人类 -如果他们是警察,我们被逮捕了吗?
Human. If they're police, are we under arrest?
-我们在月球上被捕了吗? -不是, 但我喜欢那样!好想法
Are we trespassing on the moon? No, but I like that! Good thinking.
不,倒希望是那么简单 他们在分类
No, wish it were that simple. They're making a catalogue.
-就是说他们在找非人类的生物 对我而言是个坏消息 -为什么?
That means they're after something non-human, which is bad news for me. Why?
你在跟我开玩笑
Oh, you're kidding me.
别那么荒谬
Don't be ridiculous.
-别那样看着我 -那跟我来吧
Stop looking at me like that. Come on, then.
第5组, 1楼! 第6组, 2楼!
Troop Five, floor one! Troop Six, floor two!
鉴别人类并找出罪犯!找出来!
Identify humans and find the transgressor! Find it!
-准备被分类! -照他说的做!他们只是用发光的东西照下
Prepare to be catalogued! Do what they say! All they do is shine this light thing.
他们不会伤害我们,听他们的
They're not going to hurt us. Listen to them.
目击犯罪
Witness the crime.
罪名: 身体攻击
Charge: physical assault.
宣判: 有罪。判决: 死刑
Plea: guilty. Sentence: execution.
你不必那么做的
You didn't have to do that.
审判是立刻执行的
Justice is swift.
他们到了第3层
They've reached the third floor.
-那东西是什么? -音速起子
What's that thing? Sonic screwdriver.
如果你不想正面回答...
Well, if you won't answer properly...
不, 真的, 它就是! 它是个起子,又是音速的,瞧
No, really, it is! It's a screwdriver. And it's sonic. Look.
你还有些什么?激光扳手?
What else have you got? A laser spanner?
曾有过,但被Emily Pankhurst偷走了 厚颜无耻的女人
No, it was stolen by Emily Pankhurst, cheeky woman.
这电脑怎么回事? !
What's wrong with this computer? !
Judoon一定把它锁住了
Judoon must have locked it down.
月球上的Judoon警察部队
Judoon platoon upon the moon.
我只是在过去旅行,我发誓 我并没有在找麻烦
I was just travelling past, I swear. I wasn't looking for trouble.
但我注意到医院周围的那些等离子线圈
I noticed these plasma coils around the hospital.
大约2天前建起来的
It's been building up for two days now.
所以我想医院里一定有事发生
So I thought something was going on inside.
结果居然是Judoon出现在头顶上
Turns out it was the Judoon up above.
-他们在找什么? -看起来像人类但不是的东西
What are they looking for? Something that looks human but isn't.
-显然像你一样 -像我一样
Like you. Apparently. Like me.
-但不是我 -他们没有照片吗? -也许是变形者
But not me. Haven't they got a photo? Might be a shape-changer.
不管它是什么, 你就不能别管Judoon去找到它?
Whatever it is, can't you just leave the Judoon to find it?
如果他们发现医院窝藏逃犯有罪, 他们会消灭它
If they find the hospital guilty of harbouring a fugitive, they'll execute it.
-我们所有人? -没错,但如果我能先找到...
All of us? Oh, yes. But if I can find this thing first...
Oh! 看到了吗? ! 他们太过分了! Judoon太过分了
Oh! See? ! They're thick! Judoon are thick.
太过分了,他们抹去了记录!
So thick, they've wiped the records!
-那很聪明 -我们在找什么? -我也不知道
Oh, that's clever. What are we looking for? Don't know.
比如,有病人有不寻常的症状 也许有备份...
Say, any patient admitted with unusual symptoms. Maybe there's a backup...
你继续忙吧,我去找Stoker先生, 他也许知道
Just keep working. I'll go and ask Mr Stoker. He might know.
Stoker先生?
Mr Stoker?
杀了她!
Kill her!
-我恢复了备份数据 -你找到她了! -你什么?
I've restored the backup. I found her! You did what?
快跑!
Run!
我一说"现在",就按按钮
When I say "Now," press the button.
-但我不知道哪个按钮! -那就找出来!
But I don't know which one! Then find out!
现在!
NOW!
你做了什么?
What did you do?
将辐射增加50倍,把他杀了
Increased the radiation by 5, 000%. Killed him dead.
但那不会也杀了你吗? 不, 那只是X光辐射
But isn't that gonna kill you? Nah, it's only Rontgen radiation.
我们过去常玩X光积木
We used to play with Rontgen bricks.
安全了,你可以出来了 我吸收了所有的辐射
It's safe for you to come out. I've absorbed it all.
我只需要把它排出体外
All I need to do is expel it.
如果我集中精神
If I concentrate,
把辐射从我的身体转移到一点
shift the radiation out of my body and into one spot -
比如我的左边鞋子
say, my left shoe.
开始吧,很容易的!
Here we go. Here we go. Easy does it!
出来,出来,出来,出来
Out, out, out, out,
出来,出来,好痒,好痒,好痒,好痒!
out, out out, ow, ah, itches, itches, itches, itches!
-搞定! -你完全疯了
Done! You're completely mad.
你说得对,只穿一只鞋的确有些蠢
You're right. I look daft with one shoe.
光脚在月球上!
Barefoot on the moon!
那是什么东西?
What is that thing?
-它从哪里来, Zovirax行星? -只是一个Slab
Where's it from, the Planet Zovirax? Just a Slab.
他们叫Slabs
They're called Slabs.
低级奴隶蜂,从头到尾都是固态皮
Basic slave drones, you see. Solid leather all the way through.
有人从神物里弄来的
Someone has got one hell of a fetish.
但是那个女人,Finnegan小姐
But it was that woman, Miss Finnegan.
它为她工作,就像一个仆人
It was working for her, just like a servant.
-我的音速起子! -她是一名病人... -我的音速起子烧坏了!
My sonic screwdriver! She was a patient... Burnt out my sonic screwdriver!
她叼着吸管,像某种吸血鬼
She had this straw, like some sort of vampire.
-我爱我的音速起子! -博士!
I love my sonic screwdriver! Doctor!
对不起
Sorry.
-你叫我博士 -无论如何!
You called me Doctor. Anyway!
Finnegan小姐是外星人
Miss Finnegan is the alien.
我看到她在喝Stoker先生的血
She was drinking Mr Stoker's blood.
真是吃点心的好时间,你曾说她在躲藏
Funny time to take a snack. You'd think she'd be hiding.
除非... 不?
Unless... No?
想到了!就是这样! 等一下
Yes! That's it! Wait a minute.
没错!器官变形者!
YES! Internal shape-changer!
她不是在喝他的血,她是在吸收它
She wasn't drinking blood, she was assimilating it.
准备被分类!
Prepare to be catalogued!
人类
Human.
如果她能吸收Stoker的血,模拟人类生态, 她分类时将表现为人类!
If she can assimilate Mr Stoker's blood, mimic the biology, she'll register as human!
我们必须找到她然后交给Judoon,快!
We've got to find her and show the Judoon. Come on!
人类
Human.
Slabs有个特点-他们总是成双成对出现
That's the thing about Slabs - they always travel in pairs.
-你呢? -我什么?
What about you? What about me what?
你有没有后援?你一定有拍档之类的
Well, haven't you got backup? You must have a partner or something.
人类! 我们在月球上,和Judoon 以及吸血罪犯在一起,而你却问我个人问题?!
Humans! We're on the moon, with Judoon and a bloodsucking criminal, and you ask personal questions? !
我喜欢- "人类!" 我还是不能确信你是外星人
I like that - "Humans" (!) I'm still not convinced you're an alien.
非人类!
Non-human!
老天, 你真的是!又来了
Oh, my God, you really are! And again.
他们已检查过这一层
They've done this floor.
赶快
Come on.
Judoon很讲逻辑而且有点过
The Judoon are logical and just a little bit thick.
他们不会检查已经查过的层, 如果我们幸运的话
They won't check a floor they've checked already. If we're lucky.
医院还有多少氧气?
How much oxygen is there?
给那么多人用远不够
Not enough for all these people.
-我们快用完了 -你觉得怎么样? 你还好吗?
We're gonna run out. How you feeling? You all right?
靠肾上腺素还撑得住
Running on adrenaline.
-欢迎来我的世界 -Judoon怎么样?
Welcome to my world. What about the Judoon?
他们肺储量很大,不会减慢他们的脚步的 Stoker先生的办公室在哪?
Big lung reserves. Won't slow them down. Where's Mr Stoker's office?
这边走
It's this way.
她不在!
She's gone!
她曾经在的
She was here.
把他吸干了
Drained him dry.
一滴不剩,我没错,她是个Plasmavore
Every last drop. I was right, she's a Plasmavore.
她在地球做什么?
Then what's she doing on Earth?
躲藏,在逃亡
Hiding. On the run,
就像Ronald Biggs在里约热内卢
like Ronald Biggs in Rio de Janeiro.
-她现在在做什么? -她还没有安全
What's she doing now? She's still not safe.
-Judoon可能会杀了我们所有人,快来 -等一下
The Judoon could execute us all. Come on. Wait a minute.
好好想想,如果我一名被警察包围的 一个Plasmavore通缉犯, 我会怎么做?
Think, think, think. If I was a wanted Plasmavore surrounded by police, what would I do?
Ohh...
她比我聪明
She's as clever as me.
差不多
Almost.
找出非人类! 处死!
Find the non-human! Execute!
待在这里,你得拦住他们
Stay here. You've got to hold them up.
-我怎么能做到? -只需...忘了我
How do I do that? Just... Forgive me.
这能救上千条性命, 这不代表什么,真的
It could save a thousand lives. It means nothing. Honestly.
那不代表什么?
That was nothing?
你看到了吗?!
Have you seen?!
外面那些东西,那些巨大太空犀牛
There are these things, these great big space rhino things.
我是说,从太空来的犀牛?! 我们在月球上!
I mean, rhinos from space? ! And we're on the moon!
月球上拿着枪的巨大太空犀牛!
Great big space rhinos with guns on the moon!
我只是来治姆囊炎的!瞧!都好了, 治的很好,护士们很可爱
I only came in for my bunions! Look! All fixed now. Good treatment. The nurses were lovely.
我会向别人推荐这个地方, 但现在我们要死在月球上了!
I'd recommend this place to anyone, but then we end up on the moon!
-我说过犀牛了吗?! -抓住他
Did I mention the rhinos? ! Hold him.
找出非人类! 处死!
Find the non-human! Execute!
听我说,我知道你们在找谁
Now listen. I know who you're looking for.
她是个女人,她叫自己Florence
She's this woman. She calls herself Florence.
人类,等等!有可疑的非人类痕迹!
Human. Wait! Non-human trace suspected!
证实有非人类元素!
Non-human element confirmed!
批准进行全面扫描!
Authorise full scan!
你是什么? 你是什么?
What are you? What are you?
那个大机器 - 应该发出那种声音吗?
Um, that big, erm, machine thing - is it supposed to be making that noise?
-你不会理解 -但那不是什么核磁共振机吗?
You wouldn't understand. But isn't that a magnetic resonance imaging thing?
就像一块巨大的磁铁? 我学过磁学GCSE
Like a ginormous sort of a magnet? I did Magnetics GCSE.
我没能通过, 但...
Well, I failed, but all the same...
一个通量增加到5万特斯拉的磁铁
A magnet with its setting now increased to 50,000 tesla.
那是有点强,是吗?
Ooh, that's a bit strong. Isn't it?
我将发出磁脉冲会把方圆25万英里范围内的
It'll send out a magnetic pulse that'll fry the brain stems
所有生物的脑干烤熟
of every living thing within 250, 000 miles.
除了我,安全的待在这房间
Except for me. Safe in this room.
等等,等等,我学过地理GCSE,这个通过了
But hold on, hold on. I did Geography GCSE. I passed that one.
-这个距离是否包括了地球? -只有朝向月球的一面
Doesn't that distance include the Earth? Only the side facing the moon.
另一半将幸免,就当作我小小的礼物吧
The other half will survive. Call it my gift.
对不起,我有点弄不清楚
Sorry, I'm a little bit out of my depth.
我15年来都在当邮差,因此得了姆囊炎 你为什么要那么做?
I've spent 15 years working as a postman. Hence the bunion. Why would you do that?
所有人都死了,那Judoon的船 就能让我成功逃脱了
With everyone dead, the Judoon ships will be mine to make my escape.
那真奇怪,你说话的口气好像你是外星人
That's weird. You talk like you're some sort of an alien.
完全正确
Quite so.
-不是吧?! -是真的 -你在跟我开玩笑
No?! Oh, yes. You're joshing me.
-我没有 -我在跟外星人说话?
I am not. I'm talking to an alien?
在医院里?
In hospital?
-医院有外星人部门吗? -这是一个完美的藏身之地
Has it got an ET department? It's a perfect hiding place.
楼下的血库可作为午夜盛宴
Blood banks downstairs for a midnight feast.
还有所有这些设备都是为我的武装而准备的 警察应该来看看
And all this equipment, ready to arm myself with, should the police come looking.
那么那些犀牛在找你!
So those rhinos are looking for you!
没错,但我藏起来了
Yes. But I'm hidden.
没错
Oh, right.
-也许那就是他们增加他们扫描的原因 -他们在做什么?
Maybe that's why they're increasing their scans. What?
那个领头的大犀牛说,未发现非人类, 我们必须将扫描增加到第2级?
Big Chief Rhino boy, he said, no sign of a non-human, we must increase our scans up to setting two?
那我必须再次吸收
I must assimilate again.
-你是什么意思? -我必须装成人类
What does that mean? I must appear to be human.
欢迎你来我家见见我妻子,她会很开心
You're welcome to come home and meet the wife, she'd be honoured.
-我们可以吃蛋糕! -我为什么要吃蛋糕?
We can have cake! Why should I have cake?
我带了我的小吸管
I've got my little straw.
那很好,喝牛奶?我喜欢香蕉味的
That's nice. Milkshake? I like banana.
你真是个幽默的家伙
You're quite the funny man.
可是我想,在黑暗中
And yet, I think, laughing on purpose.
故意大笑
At the darkness.
我想是时候让你安静一些了,稳住他!
I think it's time you found some peace. Steady him!
你要干什么?
What are you doing?
恐怕会有些痛
I'm afraid this is going to hurt.
但死了就不会记得, 如果这么说能安慰你的话
But if it's any consolation, the dead don't tend to remember.
确认人类
Confirm human.
和非人类有面部接触的痕迹
Traces of facial contact with non-human.
继续搜索!
Continue the search!
-你会需要这个 -这是为什么?
You will need this. What's that for?
补偿
Compensation.
现在看看你们干了什么! 这个可怜的男人被吓死了
Now see what you've done! This poor man just died of fright.
扫描他!
Scan him!
确认已死
Confirmation, deceased.
不,不可能,让我过去,让我看看他
No, he can't be. Let me through, let me see him.
停下,案子已结,但是她!
Stop. Case closed. But it was her!
她杀了他,是她做的,她谋杀了他
She killed him, she did it, she murdered him.
Judoon没有权利过问人类间的犯罪
Judoon have no authority over human crime.
-但她不是人类! -但我是,我被分过类
But she's not human! Oh, but I am, I've been catalogued.
但她不是, 她吸收了...
But she's not, she assim...
等一下
Wait a minute.
你吸了他的血?博士的血!
You drank his blood? The Doctor's blood!
-我不介意,随你们扫描 -非人类!
Oh, I don't mind, scan all you like. Non-human!
-什么? -分析确认
What? Confirm analysis.
但那一定弄错了
Oh, but that's a mistake, surely.
我是人类了,我和他们一样是人类
I'm human, I'm as human as they come.
他牺牲了自己的生命因此他们才发现你
He gave his life so they'd find you.
确认, Plasmavore!
Confirm, Plasmavore!
被控犯有谋杀Padrivole Regency 9世 的少公主的罪名
Charged with the crime of murdering the Child Princess of Padrivole Regency Nine.
好吧,她活该!
Well, she deserved it!
那个漂亮脸蛋,金发碧眼,傻笑着的
Those pink cheeks and those blonde curls, and that simpering voice,
她求Plasmavore咬她一口!
she was begging for the bite of a Plasmavore!
-那你承认了? -承认?我因此而自豪!
Then you confess? Confess? I'm proud of it!
Slab, 挡住他们!
Slab, stop them!
宣判: 有罪。判决: 死刑!
Verdict: guilty. Sentence: execution!
享受你们的胜利吧, Judoon 你们会跟我一起燃烧!
Enjoy your victory, Judoon. Cos you're going to burn with me!
在地狱中燃烧!
Burn in hell!
案子已结
Case closed.
但她说的"跟我一起燃烧"什么意思?
But what did she mean, burn with me?
扫描机不可能做到,她一定做了些什么
The scanner shouldn't do that, she's done something.
扫描发现单磁脉冲的致命加速
Scans detect lethal acceleration of mono-magnetic pulse.
想点办法,停止它!
Well, do something, stop it!
我们的权限已结束
Our jurisdiction has ended.
Judoon将撤离
Judoon will evacuate.
你们不能就这么走了!这个怎么办?
You can't just leave it! What's it gonna do?
所有单位撤退!
All units withdraw!
空气怎么办?我们快用完了
What about the air? We're running out of air.
你们不能走!那东西会爆炸,都是你们的错!
You can't go! That thing's gonna explode, and it's your fault!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
One, two, three, four, five.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
One, two, three, four, five...
两颗心脏!
Two hearts!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
One, two, three, four, five... One, two, three, four, five...
扫描机
The scanner,
她动了手脚
she did something.
音速起子!
The sonic!
快点, 快点
Come on, come on,
快点, 快点, 拜托
come on, come on, please.
快点, Judoon, 逆转它
Come on, Judoon, reverse it.
下雨了, Martha 月球上下雨了
It's raining, Martha. It's raining on the moon.
THUNDER CLAPS
我代表人类
.I represented the human race.
-我告诉他们,"你们不能这么做",我说... -Martha!
I told them, "You can't do that," I said... Martha!
老天,我还以为你死了,发生什么了?
Oh, my God, I thought you were dead, what happened?
真奇怪!
It was so weird!
警察毫无头绪,我打过电话 妈妈在路上
The police didn't have a clue, and I tried phoning. Mum's on her way.
但他们封锁了所有的道路
But they've closed off all the roads.
有几千人要进来
There's thousands of people trying to get in.
爸爸也打来电话 这事上新闻了,他哭了
Dad phoned. It's on the news and everything, he was crying.
老天,我一头雾水,到底怎么回事?
Oh, my God, I've been a mess, but what happened?
到底发生了什么,你去了哪里?
I mean, what really happened, where were you?
'Royal Hope医院的目击者报告不断收到
'Eyewitness reports from the Royal Hope Hospital are pouring in,
'所有报告都惊人的一致
'and all seem to be remarkably consistent.
'这是来自医科学生Oliver Morgenstern
'This from medical student Oliver Morgenstern.
'我曾在那里,我目击了经过 我感到特别幸运
'I was there, I saw it happen and I feel uniquely privileged.
'我朝外面月球地表望去
'I looked out at the surface of the moon.
'我看到地球挂在半空中
'I saw the Earth suspended in space,
'这都证实了Saxon先生是对的
'and it all just proves Mr Saxon right.
'我们在宇宙中并不孤单
'We're not alone in the Universe.
'外面还有生命,野蛮而特别的生命'
'There's life out there. Wild and extraordinary life.'
我不会待在那里受侮辱!
I am not staying in there to be insulted!
她不是那个意思,甜心 她只是说你看起来很健康
She didn't mean it, she just said you look healthy.
-不,我说的是橙色! -Clive, 她对我无礼!她从没喜欢过我!
No, I said orange! Clive, she is disrespecting me! She's never liked me!
你想不到原因吗,在你偷了我丈夫以后!
Oh, can't think why, after you stole my husband!
我是被他引诱的!告诉她,亲爱的!
I was seduced! Tell her, babes!
然后她又被矛头指向Martha, 说她把一切都搞砸了
And then she has a go at Martha, accused her of making it all up.
妈妈,我不介意,别说了
Mum, I don't mind, just leave it.
"我去过月球!"
Oh! "I've been to the Moon!"
就像真的一样,他们吸毒了,新闻里这么说的!
As if. They were drugged, it said so on the news!
你什么时候开始看新闻了? 你不是沉迷于那些哄小孩的问答比赛吗?
Since when did you watch the news? You can't handle Quizmania!
Annalise开始的,是她,我听见了
Annalise started it, she did, I heard her.
-Tish,别火上浇油了 -Leo,她给你买的什么礼物?肥皂!
Tish, don't make it worse. Leo, what did she buy you? Soap!
-一个75便士的肥皂! -我再也不跟你家人说话了
A 75 pence soap! I'm never talking to your family again.
-留下来,玩的开心点 -Annalise, 你敢!我坚决反对!
Annalise, don't you dare! I'm putting my foot down!
嘲弄你自己去吧
Make a fool of yourself.
天知道,你过去25年一直这样, 为什么不现在停下来?
God knows, you've been doing it for the last 25 years, why stop now?
妈妈,不要!我问过DJ, 他晚点再给那首歌付钱
Oh, Mum, don't! I asked the DJ and he's playing that song later,
he's playing Popcorn...
我今天去了月球
I went to the moon today.
比这里要宁静的多
Bit more peaceful than down here.
-你从没告诉过我你是谁 -博士
You never even told me who you are. The Doctor.
什么种族?我可不是每天都会问这种问题的
But what sort of species? It's not every day I get to ask that.
-我是时间领主 -好吧
I'm a Time Lord. Right.
一点也不自负
Not pompous at all, then.
我刚才想,既然你救我的命
I just thought, since you saved my life,
而我弄到了一个全新的音速起子需要试验下
and I've got a brand new sonic screwdriver which needs road-testing,
你可能想来次旅行
you might fancy a trip.
什么,去太空?
What, into space? Well...
我不能,我还有考试
I can't, I've got exams.
我还有事情要做,我还要去付租金 我的家人正在发疯
I've got things to do, I've got to go and pay the rent. I've got my family going mad.
如果有帮助的话
If it helps,
-我也可以进行时间旅行 -别扯了 -我真的可以!
I can travel in time as well. Get out of here. I can!
-别这样,你玩笑开的过火了 -我会证明
Come on, that is going too far. I'll prove it.
-告诉过你! -不, 但是
Told you! No, but,
那是今天早上, 但...你真的?
that was this morning, but... Did you?
老天!你能在时间中旅行
Oh, my God! You can travel in time.
等下,但如果你能在今早看到我, 为何不叫我别去上班?
But if you could see me this morning, why didn't you tell me not to go into work?
阻止已发生的事是严格禁止的
Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden.
小小的诡计除外
Except for cheap tricks.
那是你的太空船?
And that's your spaceship?
它叫TARDIS
It's called the TARDIS.
时间和空间中的相对维度(的首字母缩写)
Time And Relative Dimension In Space.
你的太空船是用木头做的
Your spaceship's made of wood.
里面空间不大,我们会有点挤
But there's not much room, we'd be a bit intimate.
进去看看
Take a look.
不, 不, 不
No, no, no.
但它只是个警亭
But it's just a box.
但里面却很大!怎么会这样?
But it's huge! How does it do that?
它是木头的!
It's wood!
就像一个亭子里塞了一个房间一样!
It's like a box with that room just crammed in!
-里面更大! -是吗? 我倒没有注意
It's bigger on the inside! Is it? I hadn't noticed.
那好吧, 我们出发吧
Right then, let's get going.
有没有船员?
But is there a crew?
比如导航员之类的,人都在哪?
Like, a navigator and stuff, where is everyone?
只有我
Just me.
只有你一个?
All on your own?
有时我也有客人
Well, sometimes I have guests.
我是说, 朋友, 跟我一起旅行
I mean, friends, travelling with me.
我有... 最近我有个朋友
I had... There was recently a friend of mine.
Rose, 她叫Rose
Rose, her name was Rose.
不管怎样,我们曾在一起
And we were together. Anyway.
-她现在在哪里? -跟她家人在一起,很幸福!她很好
Where is she now? With her family. Happy! She's fine.
并不是说你要替代她!
Not that you're replacing her!
-我从没说过 -只是一次旅行
Never said I was. Just one trip.
-为了感谢, 你进行一次旅行, 然后回家 -我宁可自己一个人
To say thanks, you get one trip, then back home. I'd rather be on my own.
你吻过我
Well, you're the one that kissed me.
那只是一次基因转移!
That was a genetic transfer!
-如果你再次不省人事 -现在不要 -然后跑遍整个宇宙
Now, don't. And then travel all the way across the universe
就为了求我跟你约一次会
just to ask me on a date.
别说了!
Stop it!
说正经的,我一点也不感兴趣
For the record, I'm not remotely interested.
我只会找人类
I only go for humans.
很好!
Good! Now then,
关闭反引力仪
close down the gravitic anomalyser.
启动导航校准器
Fire up the helmic regulator.
最后
And finally,
手闸!
the handbrake!
准备好了吗?
Ready?
-没有! -我们出发!
No! Off we go!
-啊呀,有点颠簸! -欢迎登船, Jones小姐
Blimey, it's a bit bumpy! Welcome aboard, Miss Jones.
我很乐意, Smith先生
It's my pleasure, Mr Smith.
环球剧场等于他自己
The Globe Theatre containing the man himself.
闭上你的大嘴!
Shut your big fat mouths!
莎士比亚先生, 对吗?
Mr Shakespeare, isn't it?
-没有签名 -Loves Labours Won永远不会上演
No autographs. Loves Labours Won will never be played.
过了今晚就完成了
Upon this night the work is done.
魔法
Witchcraft.
-Hey nonny nonny! -不!
Hey nonny nonny! No!
整个人类的未来将会在1599年立刻终止 除非我们想办法阻止
The entire future of the human race, it ends right now in 1599 if we don't stop it.
-Ba-da-boom-ba! -味道很不错
Ba-da-boom-ba! That's quite good.
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