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一批總價值高達數百萬的鑽石 Sparkling diamonds, their value running into millions,
給哈頓公園造成了不眠之夜 are giving Hatton Garden sleepless nights.
倫敦現已發展成世界鑽石中心 With London now a world centre for diamonds,
珠寶大盜也隨之將此城列為他們的 jewel bandits have made this city thoroughfare
首選目標 their favourite target.
他們瘋狂地洗劫珍貴的珠寶 There have been widespread thefts of precious stones
價值高達數十萬 worth hundreds of thousands.
為了應對劫匪 哈頓公園 To foil the thieves, Hatton Garden
打造了一間巨大的安全室 now has its own giant strong room,
並對市區的所有珠寶商開放 available to every jewel merchant in the district.
黃金的問題嚴重影響著人們 The problem with gold is the effect it has on people.
把他們逼瘋了 Drives them crazy.
我要責怪《舊約》 I blame the Old Testament.
我一直在清點存貨 I've been stocktaking.
把一些殘料收集起來 變廢為寶 Rounding up the scraps, putting them to good use.
我一直覺得黃金有點俗氣 I always find gold a bit vulgar.
銀器要端莊的多 Silver's more discreet.
我跟你說 在過去幾年 Let me tell you something: over the years,
我通過黃金賺的錢 I have made more money out of gold
比所有火車大盜搶的錢加在一起都多 than all the great train robbers put together.
我希望你能安分守己 I want you to stay out of mischief.
你沒什麼需要證明的 What have you got to prove?
還記得我們以前經常在薩伏依見面嗎 You remember when we used to meet at the Savoy?
然後共進晚餐 Then we used to have dinner.
在威爾頓的傑明街 On Jermyn Street at Wiltons.
弗雷德裡克區的 Frederick's.
Le Gavroche餐廳 Le Gavroche.
到處都是綠色天鵝絨 All that green velvet.
噢 我有個想法 Ooh, I've got an idea.
為何不乾一杯可愛的白葡萄酒呢 Why don't you have a lovely glass of white wine?
算是紀念過去的時光 Just for old times' sake.
我不太想 Not for me.
謝謝 Thank you.
我得在明天去醫院的時候保持清醒的狀態 I just want to keep fresh for the hospital tomorrow.
威爾頓的那個奶油蛋糕 That creme br?lee at Wiltons.
好吃到讓我高潮 That was like losing my virginity.
我還記得你的一臉高潮 I remember you losing your virginity.
像歐洲勝利日那般興奮 Like V-E Day.
謝謝 Thank you.
哇哦 Ooh.
味道棒極了 That's marvellous.
不錯 Good.
抱歉 Sorry.
我離開一會兒 I'll just be a moment.
沒事吧 All right?
好了 Yeah. Now,
看到沒 特裡 you see, Terry,
不管你信不信 這就是羅馬焰火筒 that, believe it or not, is a Roman Candle.
我們這裡有一大堆「寶貝」 Now, here we've got a load of what's known as cakes.
其中就包括了羅馬焰火筒 This also includes Roman Candles.
直接說「各式各樣的大型煙花」就行了 Just say "fireworks, assorted, very loud".
-為何要說的如此複雜 -這些可沒有那麼簡單 特裡 - Why complicate it? - It don't work like that no more, Terry.
從卡車後面掉出來的東西 Stuff used to fall off the back of a lorry.
你可以直接燃放 無人問津 You could sell it on, no questions asked.
現如今人人都要求有擔保 Nowadays everybody wants a guarantee.
放網上賣了它們呀 Sell them on the internet.
特裡 我才不想碰網購這玩意兒 Terry, I'm having no truck with internet shopping.
鬼知道網絡另一端會不會是個騙子 How the fuck you supposed to fiddle somebody over the fucking internet?
要是你手裡留不住 就不值得你偷啊 If you can't hold it in your hand, it ain't worth nicking.
特裡 問題是我都沒有買保險 The trouble is, Terry, I've got no security.
等我退休後我靠什麼生活 What have I got to fall back on when I retire?
我又不像你有一份正經的工作 I haven't got a proper job like you have, Terry.
手腳快點 特裡 Just do it, Terry!
餐館忙爆了 老娘沒功夫等你 It's really busy. I don't have time for this.
我們對待未償債務的問題很嚴謹的 We take the matter of outstanding debt very seriously here.
-所以… -好的 - So... - Yes.
我只能說 如果你無法保證在別處沒有未償貸款 I'm afraid if you can't guarantee you don't have outstanding loans elsewhere
或無法保證有能力還清我們 那我愛莫能助 or you can't guarantee that you'll pay us back, then I can't help.
沒問題 Well, I can.
我可以保證 I can guarantee it.
保證什麼 是有能力還清 還是你沒有未償貸款 What? That you'll pay it back or you don't have outstanding loans?
都能保證 Both.
都沒問題 Neither.
你上周是不是來過 Were you in here last week?
沒 沒有 No. No.
你看著很眼熟 You look very familiar.
不 我肯定 你沒見過我 No, I can assure you, you don't know me.
你早就來申請過開戶 我們回絕了你 我還記得 You've already applied for an account and we've turned you down. I remember you.
你知道你們這類人有什麼問題嗎 You know the trouble with people like you?
什麼問題 Tell me.
你們都是小偷 You're thieves.
-說真的嗎 -嗯 - Really? - Mm.
我自己離開 I'll show meself out.
祝你愉快 Have a nice day.
祝好運 Good luck.
我第一次被逮捕是因為偷了一罐桃子 The first job I got arrested for was a tin of peaches.
-我當時才13歲 -看吧 - I was 13. - See?
都是為了吃的 Always food.
是的 Yeah.
當事情敗露時你會愧對於家人 You feel so guilty when the family finds out.
不 你老爸會感覺更糟心 Nah, your old man was worse.
不不 這種羞愧感會伴隨一生 肯 No, no, but it never goes, does it, Ken?
我是說 當你成年 有了孩子 你又會再次感到羞愧 I mean, you grow up, you have kids, so you feel guilty all over again.
你已經付過代價了 布賴恩 你照顧到了所有人 You paid the bills, Brian. You looked after everyone.
沒錯 現在該照顧你自己了 Yeah, look after yourself now.
是啊 我得找一項愛好 Yeah, I gotta find a hobby.
是的 找一件你真心喜歡做的事 Yeah, find something you really like doing.
-有負罪感的快樂 -是的 - A guilty pleasure. - Yeah.
我聽聞傳言說是大波特蘭街的那間郵局要關閉了 I heard a rumour they're closing down the post office in Great Portland Street.
那可是間有愛的外幣兌換所 Lovely big bureau de change.
你要在他們關門前竄進去溜躂一番嗎 You wanna nip in there while they're winding it all up.
-給他們來個出其不意 -我不做那檔子事 - Catch them with their trousers down. - Not that kind of hobby.
她讓我安分守己的 She told me to stay out of trouble.
謝謝… Thank you...
皮米裡科的那間中國農行 The Agricultural Bank of China in Pimlico.
總是擔心自己被搶 Always fancied a crack at that.
要是那間中國農行都不能滿足你 那就沒什麼能了 If the Agricultural Bank of China doesn't do it for you, nothing will.
還有哈頓公園 Or Hatton Garden.
我們有很久沒討論這些事了 We haven't talked about that for a while.
自古年長命途多坎 我已經退休了 Too many stairs for me at my age. I'm retired.
我們可以為多坎的命途安裝扶梯 We could always install a stair-lift.
那個金庫很給力的 That's a lovely vault, that.
沒錯 那個大金庫可以撫平受傷的心靈 Yeah, there's something terribly reassuring about a nice vault.
招一些年輕人入伙 Get some young blokes in.
丹尼·瓊斯還在四處求職 他才60歲 Danny Jones is still sniffing around for work. He's only 60.
是的 你可以指望上丹尼 Yeah, you can rely on Danny.
跟他們一樣可靠 As straight as they come.
好的 夥計們 往後站點兒 主管 All right, mate. Mind your back there, governor.
喔 Whoop!
他在幹什麼 What's he up to?
他以為他在哪裡啊 馬戲團嗎 Where the fuck does he think he is, the fucking circus?
我去跟他聊聊 讓他冷靜下來 I'll have a word with him, calm him down.
他這人不分場合的嗎 Has he no sense of occasion?
行了 Here we go.
丹尼老夥計 All right, Danny boy?
-你好 特倫斯 -快領他回去 - Hello, Terence. - Take him home.
丹尼有女人緣 Women like Danny.
他是個花花公子 He's a shagger.
是啊 我不跟花花公子打交道 Yeah, I had no truck with shaggers.
他們的嘴不嚴實 They can't keep their mouths shut.
我很遺憾 布賴恩 I'm so sorry, Brian.
謝謝你 巴茲爾 Thank you, Basil.
我雖跟她只有兩面之緣 但給我的印象十分深刻 Yeah, I only met her twice but she left a lasting impression.
確實如此 She did.
她的確令人難忘 She certainly did.
安全快車 肖爾迪奇號 Security Express, Shoreditch,
歷史上最大的一起現金搶劫案 the biggest cash robbery in the history of... cash robberies.
你知道怎麼做到的嗎 And d'you know how?
我們開動腦筋 想像一下 We used our brains. Psychological.
把汽油澆在他們身上 操著一口北愛爾蘭口音恐嚇他們 Doused them in petrol, talked to them in Northern Irish accents.
威脅要炸飛他們 把他們嚇屎 They shit 'emselves that you was gonna blow 'em up.
掏出槍指著他們 踢翻他們的餅乾 Kicked 'em in the biscuits, pointed a gun,
踹飛他們的食物 kicked 'em in the cobblers, up the Aristotle.
-但我們絕不傷到他們 -絕不傷人 - But we never fucking hurt them. - No, we never.
-你說完了嗎 -說完了 - Have you finished? - Yeah.
別再耍嘴皮子了 會打擾到她安寧的 Stop talking shop. She'll turn in her grave.
-好的 布賴恩 -是 乾杯 - You're right, Brian. - Yeah, cheers.
好 Yeah.
他奶奶的 Fucking hell.
嗨 布賴恩 Hi, Brian.
請進 Come in.
我來的不是時候嗎 Have I caught you at a bad time?
不 我也沒做啥事 Nah, I'm not doing anything.
無事可做 Sweet Fanny Adams.
既清閒又安靜 Certainly nice and quiet.
當佳人長眠 When somebody dies,
空虛屋子裡的一片死寂會讓你無所適從 nothing prepares you for the silence of an empty house.
我始終無法相信她再也不能走進那扇門了 I, I, I can't believe that she's never ever gonna walk through the door again.
再也不能 Ever.
-布賴恩 要我幫你打理草坪嗎 -不用 割草機壞了 - Brian, do you want me to mow the lawn? - No, the mower's broke.
哦 設備都廢棄了 Oh. Built-in obsolescence.
要喝杯茶嗎 You want a cup of tea?
呃… Er...
-有酒嗎 -沒有 我戒酒了 - You got anything to drink? - No, I'm on the water wagon.
琳恩戒酒的時候我也戒掉了 I gave up alcohol when Lyn did.
她就算需要喝酒也絕不會喝多 She, she couldn't even get a strong drink when she needed it.
那你需要喝酒時呢 Well, what about if you need it?
我照常喝 Well, I do as it happens.
所以 發生了什麼事 So, what's going on?
-哦 就一堆瑣碎事 -瑣碎事 - Oh, this and that. - This? And that?
日理萬機？ At once?
聽著很累人啊 Well, that sounds tiring.
我在工作 I've been working.
就是裝電線 雜七雜八的事 Wiring, you know. Various things.
工作 裝電線 雜七雜八的事 Working, wiring, various things.
我都難以忍受這些刺激 I can hardly stand the fucking excitement.
是啊 不過 我… Yeah, no, I...
我負責光纖領域 做的電訊 I got into fibre optics, telecommunications.
你不會又直接拍屁股走人吧 You haven't gone straight again, have you?
我喜歡這個工作 I quite like working.
我很拿手 Quite good at it.
我在邦德街那次失敗之後就幾乎甩手走人了 I nearly went straight once after the Bond Street job went tits up.
我覺得好日子到頭了 I thought my time had come.
及時抽身 你繼續領先 Quit while you were ahead.
我沒有領先 I wasn't ahead.
這就是問題所在 That was the trouble.
如果你當時在 我就不會走 If you'd have been in, I might have been.
在葬禮上你們好像在談某事 There was a bit of talk at the funeral.
不 沒有談 No, there wasn't.
-不會當著我亡妻談 -好吧 - Not at that funeral. - OK.
我有二十五年沒回哈頓公園了 孩子 I haven't been to Hatton Garden in 25 years, son.
告別光輝歲月後就沒回了 Not since the glory days.
就算你不嘗試 也會有其他人去的 Well, if you don't have a go, somebody else will.
對了 我認識一個人 他知道是誰掌管鑰匙 Turns out I know someone who knows someone who has a key.
很碰巧 As it happens.
就是我的生意夥伴 Someone in the business.
現在你又告訴我 Now you tell me.
是啊 我只是正好想起 Yeah, well, I only just thought of it.
噢 得了吧 你今晚一直都打算告訴我 Oh, get over it. You've been wanting to tell me all evening.
所以你主動要幫我理草坪 That's why you offered to mow my lawn.
你之前為什麼不說 Why didn't you say so before?
我很擔心 I'm nervous about it.
我也是 So am I.
跟我談談你的這個朋友 Tell me about this friend of yours.
拿著鑰匙的那個 The one with the key.
她丈夫很多金 Her husband was in gold.
-他在這樓裡有一間辦公室 -哦 好的 - He had an office in the building. - Oh, yeah.
我時不時會賣他一些稀奇古怪的玩意兒 I used to sell him the odd thing from time to time.
他死後 她就問我 When he died, she asked me
能不能幫她清理那間辦公室 if I could go into the office and clear it out, you know.
把跟她有關的東西全部清理掉 Get rid of anything that could be connected to her.
她連鑰匙也放心給你嗎 She trusted you with the key?
沒錯 她不能親自進去 那樣太冒險了 Yeah, she couldn't go in herself, could she? It's too risky.
冒險 Risky?
是的 布賴恩 裡面有很多詐騙記錄 Yeah, Brian. There's a lot of crooks about.
哦 好 他們都潛伏在此 Oh, yeah, they're all bent down here.
這些就是秘密 Part of the mystique.
看到沒 Look, see this?
E D F高色級 這就是高品質鑽石 E, D, F, that's a pure diamond.
是無色的 所以展示在亮光區 It's colourless, so it lets in the most light.
上面那排 X Y Z低色級 Up there, X, Y, Z.
你切割的太淺 就會失去底部的光澤 You cut that too shallow, you lose the light out of the bottom.
切割的太深 就會失去側面的光澤 You cut it too deep, you lose the light out of the side.
FL頂級 那是完美無暇的鑽石 FL, that's a flawless diamond.
沒有瑕疵的鑽石 切割的好 放在合適的光照下 A flawless diamond, cut well, in the right light,
會奇特無比 is the strangest thing
出現你前所未見的美妙景象 and the most beautiful thing you will ever see.
是真的 It's true.
它們週末就會被轉移到保險庫裡 They'll be in the vault over the weekend.
一個無瑕疵的6克拉鑽石值多少錢 How much is a flawless six-carat diamond worth?
一百萬英鎊 A million quid to you.
那保險庫裡有多少顆 How many of those are in the vault?
不多 A few.
你只需要幾顆就夠了 You only need a few.
1 3 9 One... three, nine.
怎麼了 What's wrong?
我在檢查鍵盤上的磨損痕跡 I'm just checking for wear on the pads.
你可以通過磨損最厲害的那幾個鍵猜出密碼 You can work out the code by identifying the most worn ones.
哦 我明白了 Oh, I see.
不 No.
不著急 孩子 Take your own time, son.
這需要一個個慢慢排除 It's just a process of elimination.
那當然 No kidding.
搞定 Yeah.
厲害 Cor blimey.
好吧 那是個60秒的報警器 Right, that's the 60-second alarm.
保險庫還有一個報警器 能給監控提供定位信息 There's another in the vault with a GPS feed to a monitoring system.
她知道密碼嗎 Does she know the code?
不 我不需要密碼 No, I don't need the code.
這個是20年前的無線未加密系統 It's a 20-year-old wireless, unencrypted.
-你懂我說的啥嗎 -不太瞭解 - You know what that means? - I don't as it happens.
就是信號無需驗證 Unauthenticated signals.
你知道這部電梯下不到地下室 You know this lift won't go down to the basement.
為什麼 被禁用了嗎 What? It's disabled?
他們為什麼這麼做 Why would they do that?
因為那會帶你到氣閘室 Because the ride down takes you to the airlock,
你可以在那裡打開安全門 where you can open the security gate.
20年前就有人這麼試過 Someone tried it, 20 years ago.
這就是為什麼安保公司禁止電梯下行到地下室 Which is why the security company stopped it from going down.
但是我有個更好的點子 But I got a better idea.
如果我們能把電梯停在第三層 If we can stop this lift on the third floor,
我們就能通過升降機井 進入保險庫了 we can go down the shaft and the vault is ours.
要往下爬20英尺 Its a 20-foot drop.
擔心扭到腳 Don't sprain your ankle.
好吧 那我們怎麼穿過保險庫的門呢 Well, how do we get through the vault door?
不用穿門 我們在牆上打洞進去 We don't. We go through a hole in the wall.
我們盡可能鑽個大洞 We drill as big a hole as possible
然後找一個身材瘦小的賊鑽進去 and we look for the most undernourished thief we can find
好戲就開始了 and it's off to the races.
你有計數嗎 Are you counting?
計什麼數 Counting?
難道你不該數一下有多少個攝像頭 Yeah, aren't you supposed to be counting the cameras?
嗯 數了 街上有五個 Oh, yeah, five in the street.
大廳兩個 保險庫裡兩個 保險庫外兩個 Two here in the lobby, two in the vault, two outside the vault.
入口一個 然後樓上還有一些 One in the entrance and then whatever's on the upper floors.
我去 那我如何掩人耳目 Fucking hell, what about my privacy?
我們把設備拿到後門 We take the gear in through the back door.
現在是復活節 兩天以後他們才會啟動警報器 It's Easter. They got two days before they raise the alarm.
我們有48小時弄出那些寶石然後逃跑 And we can get the fuck out in 48 hours and fence the gems.
你笑什麼 Why are you smiling?
我就是很興奮 I'm just excited.
如果你很享受這個工作 那你就沒正確對待 If you enjoy this fucking job, you're not doing it properly.
好吧 All right.
你也很享受啊 You enjoy it.
這是關鍵 Well, that's the point.
我是有資格的 I'm allowed.
這件事情賦予我意義 Things like this give me purpose.
你知道嗎 卡爾 You know what, Carl?
那些檸檬樹活不過今年冬天 Those lemon trees are not gonna survive the winter.
這個想法不錯 我怎麼不覺得 That's a cheery thought. I didn't know that.
你要把那些檸檬包起來御寒 卡爾 You gotta wrap your lemons against the cold, Carl.
這是常識 Everybody knows that.
什麼風把你吹來了 布萊恩 So what brings you out here, then, Brian?
你減肥了嗎 Have you lost weight?
就是在鍛煉嘛 Just keeping fit sort of thing.
你還能再減點嗎 Can you lose some more?
你要幹什麼 What d'you mean?
首先臀圍再減幾寸 Well, a few more inches off your ass for a start.
什麼 他說什麼 - What? - He said what?
我開始對這些事情很敏感 因為我老了 Yeah, I'm sensitive about it cos I'm getting older.
你越老越難面對這些事 是啊 - It's harder the older you get. - Yeah.
我是說 我現在也就能糊個口了 I mean, I'm practically living hand-to-mouth at the minute.
是嗎 Yeah?
我現在有血液類疾病 類似某種殘疾 I'm on bleeding disability now, you know.
哪方面的 腸子嗎 不是 醫生說是神經方面的問題 - What is it, your bowel? - No, they reckon it's a nervous thing.
嗯 神經和大腸聯繫還是很緊密的 Yeah, well, nerves and bowels go hand in hand, don't they?
其實 我呢 也不想過什麼奢華的生活 See, I don't, like, want, like, a lavish lifestyle.
-我也沒有過奢華的生活 -你說的是人話嗎 - I don't have a lavish lifestyle. - What are you talking about?
-你有個小別墅了都 -我這個年紀也該有個小別墅了吧 - You got a bungalow. - I deserve a fucking bungalow at my age.
你好 Hello, Tel.
我們要走本頓維爾路 We're gonna take the Pentonville Road.
本頓維爾 本頓維爾 - Pentonville? - Pentonville.
好吧 隨你 All right, please yourself.
卡爾和你在一起嗎 是的 - Is Carl with ya? - Yes, he is.
他的屁股咋樣啦 我也不知道 我會問他的 - How's his arse? - I don't know, I'll ask him.
你的屁股呢 How's your arse?
我的屁股怎麼了 My arse?
我的屁股非常放鬆 It's pretty relaxed as it goes.
他說他的屁股很放鬆 He says his arse is relaxed.
你開的什麼車 What are you driving?
不是那個傻蛋先生足球車吧 Not that fucking Mr Magoo football thing, are you?
滾蛋 Oh, fuck off.
怎麼啦 What?
他又在嘲笑你的車了嗎 He taking the piss out of your motor again, is he?
我的傻蛋先生 "Mr Fucking Magoo."
我開過迷你 格林納達 福特 I had the Mini, the Grenada, the Ford Escort,
莫裡斯瑪麗娜還有阿斯特拉 the Morris Marina van and the Astra Estate.
我都開了17年車了 I was on the run for 17 years.
他想我怎麼樣 難不成開電動車嗎 What does he expect, a fucking E-type?
-去你的 那麼說我的車 -你的車很好 - Fucking state of that. - It's a very nice motor, as it happens.
哈頓花園 Hatton Gardens.
復活節 Easter.
廣告公司 Commercial company.
沒人防守 No-one at home.
沒有武器 No weapons.
沒有槍 額 有點無聊啊 是吧 - No shooter? - Well, that's a bit boring, innit?
如果你被抓了就不無聊了 It's not boring if you get caught.
持槍搶劫判23年 It's 23 years for armed robbery.
沒槍才判5年 Without a shooter, it's five.
要是沒人把守的話都不能算個正規的入室偷盜 是吧 Ain't a proper burglary if there's no-one there, though, is it?
你怎麼回事 你是很喜歡看別人被嚇屎嗎 夥計 What are you... You like seeing people shit their self, you lads?
我喜歡警報聲 好吧 那裡有監控警報器 - I like the buzz. - Oh, there's monitored alarms
你要是想作一下 我那有個拿鑰匙的年輕人可以幫你 if you wanna shit yourself. My young friend with the key will deal with that.
那他是什麼來頭呢 布萊恩 What's his story, Brian?
我想問如果他都有鑰匙 為什麼要跟我們一起 I mean, why's he wanna come in with us if he's got his own set of keys?
他想要人手 He wants muscle.
找錯人了吧 Barking up the wrong tree here, then, ain't he?
好吧 在邦德街的那一票我跟蹤過他 Yeah, well, I went after him for the Bond Street job
他最後一下退縮了 and he got cold feet at the last minute.
-那他對我們沒什麼價值不是嗎 -我們只有他了 - Well, he's no use to us, then, is he? - He's all we've got.
我才不想等一幫阿爾巴尼亞人 I'm not waiting around for a load of Albanians
從達特福德趕過來 to come across from the Dartford Gap.
或者是波蘭人 Or Poles.
波蘭人怎麼啦 Poles?
我不想聽你說波蘭人壞話 I won't hear a word said against the Poles.
這個國家沒有一個院子不是波蘭人建的 You ever tried making a patio without Poles in this country?
他們能給我弄個鑽石嗎 Can they get me a nice diamond bit for my drill?
在易趣網上可以買到 Someone on eBay'll have something.
去你的易趣網 Fuck off, eBay!
我都不知道怎麼登上去 Don't even know how to get fucking eBay.
-就在你屏幕上點一下啊 -電腦上沒有 - You just get it up on your screen. - I don't have it on my computer.
你當然有 什麼叫你電腦上沒有 Course you got it. What you mean you ain't got it on your computer?
老子搞不懂這些高科技好吧 I don't have the technology!
要是你能你上 給我們搞顆大鑽石 If you can find one, get one for us.
不要瞎逼逼 Stop fannying about.
有沒有人覺得整個世界都是圍著該死的因特網在轉 Anybody'd think the whole world revolved around the fucking internet.
是啊 媽的就是這樣的 Well, it fucking does!
來吧 小伙子 Well, come on, son.
活潑一點 聊個天 Get lively. Mingle.
可以不 小伙子 All right, son?
嗯 嗯 好的吧 Yeah, yeah, all right.
我管他叫小狐狸 因為他有點狡猾 I call him Basil Brush cos he's a bit plummy.
好吧 Yeah.
但是他很有才啊 He's a bloody good spark, though.
給我整個房子重裝了電線 He rewired my whole house.
你這是怎麼了 What's the matter with you?
額 他不太喜歡人多的場合 Well, he, he doesn't like crowds.
-不喜歡嗎 -不喜歡 - Don't he? - No.
怎麼了 小伙子 又打退堂鼓啦 What's up, son? Got cold feet?
你有嗎 什麼 - Have you? - What?
想打退堂鼓 沒有 - Got cold feet. - No.
那就好 你會習慣的 - Good. - You'll be all right.
是的 是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
他會習慣的 He'll be all right.
好吧 很明顯這裡是哈頓花園 這裡是入口 Right, obviously this is Hatton Garden here and here's the entrance.
有一整個辦公室的人在這裡放哨 We're gonna have an office over here for lookout.
你就呆在那 肯尼 And that's where you'll be, Kenny.
怎麼啦 86號鋪子在九點開門 - What's going on? - 86 opens up at nine.
丹尼 你會上去到一樓 按電梯 Danny, you're gonna go up to the first floor, call the lift.
好吧 你在那裡停掉...那是個保險盒 Right, that's where you'll disable... That's the fuse box.
這樣子就不顯眼了 This is inconspicuous.
像個他媽的甘草一樣 Like a liquorice fucking allsort.
我們可以弄個白色貨車 扮成個送煤氣的 We could get a white van, like a gas man.
沒人會理一個送煤氣的 Nobody talks to a gas man.
來吧 Come on.
快結束的時候 我的膝蓋被門撞了 Think I've done my knee pinging that door.
塗點你的膏藥啊 Put your ointment on it.
我的膏藥又不是用來塗膝蓋的 It's not that kind of ointment.
拿好 小伙子 There you go, son.
我們要把洞鑽在這裡 The hole that we're gonna drill is gonna be here.
可能要緊挨著鑽三個洞 Probably have to drill three holes back to back.
每個洞要花上30分鐘 Takes 30 minutes each one.
那就是要鑽一個半小時啊 That's an hour and a half of pure drilling.
身體受得了腦子也受不了啊 Your body'll go through but your fucking head won't.
一旦我們鑽好了洞 Once we've drilled the holes,
我們就會看到一個保險箱的背面 all we're gonna see is the backside of one of the cabinets.
我們有打樁機可以移動保險箱 We've gotta ram and we can move it.
快點 Come on.
那是醃牛肉嗎 Is that corned beef?
嗯 還有一個熱水瓶 Yeah, and a Thermos.
你的屁股怎麼樣了 肯 How's your new hip going, Ken?
肯 Ken?
聽到沒 Ken?
他真是聾的厲害 He's deaf as a post.
肯 叫你呢 Ken!
你的新屁股 還好嗎 Your new hip, is it all right?
嗯那 非常好 Oh, yeah, lovely.
太棒啦 Yeah, handsome.
那是什麼 What's that?
你有二型糖尿病嗎 You type 2?
-你說什麼 -你的糖尿病 - What? - Your diabetes.
-你是二型嗎 -哦 是呀 是呀 - Are you type 2? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
-是的 是二型 -是的 我也是二型 - Type 2, yeah. You? - Yeah, I'm type 2 too.
一天20顆藥 20 pills a day.
三次胰島素折射 要不然就得進醫院 Three insulin injections or I'm Andy Pandy.
說實話 我身體在垮了 Straight up. I go all floppy.
那你要帶個幾天的補給量 You should take a couple of days' supply with ya.
那必須的 不然我就死翹翹了 I have to, or I'm a dead duck.
你頭髮怎麼回事 What have you done to your barnet?
我這是喬裝打扮 I'm in disguise.
到處都是攝像頭 There's cameras everywhere.
你這假髮不錯 That's a proper fright wig, that is.
絕對是「亞當斯叔叔」 That's a proper "Uncle Fester
「小丑進場 啊雛菊 神遊一日」等等（皆為歌曲名） send-in-the-clowns, whoops-a-daisy, have-an-away-day", that is.
你不是摩登青年吧 You're not a fucking mod, are you?
該來的總會來 All ashore that's going ashore.
他來了 科技奇才 Here he is. Digital Boy Wonder.
這個假髮不錯呀 不要 - It's a nice little syrup you got there. - No.
你這是扮的誰 糖果仙子嗎 你這是要去哪啊 What are you, Sugar Plum Fairy? Are you on the pull or something?
不要碰我 我不喜歡被人碰 我想怎樣就怎樣 - Don't touch. I don't like being touched. - I'll do whatever I like
不喜歡也得受著 and you'll enjoy it.
媽呀 Bloody hell.
那一個 布萊恩 That one, Brian.
開鑿 Get chiselling.
看你的啦 All yours.
就是這 Here.
為什麼要我做危險的部分 Why am I doing the dangerous bits?
因為你最年輕 You're the youngest.
還好嗎 All right?
我去 Fuck me.
來吧 Come on.
慢點 慢點 Easy, easy.
你以前幹過這個吧 小伙子 You've done this before, son.
準備好了嗎 All right?
好了 插進去了 進去了 進去了 OK, it's in, it's in, it's in.
好吧 記住 一旦警報響起 All right, remember, once the alarm goes,
我們只有60秒時間切斷監控 we got 60 seconds before the monitored feed kicks in.
如果超時了 我們就暴露了 If we don't get in there and stop it, they'll be on to us.
來吧 Come on, then.
幹得不錯 小兄弟 Well done, mate.
見鬼... Fuck...
好吧 All right.
嗨 Hello.
巴茲爾 Basil.
為什麼這兒的小紅燈在不停地閃 What's that little red light blinking for?
哪裡在響麼 Is it going off now?
是的 我想應該有地方在響 Yeah, I think it probably is somewhere, yeah.
那你打算怎麼辦 What do you propose to do about that?
肯尼 Kenny?
回話 肯尼 Come in, Kenny.
肯 Ken?
肯尼 Kenny?
肯尼 有警報響了 Kenny, there's an alarm.
我需要你好好放哨 I need you to respond appropriately.
肯尼 起來 你這個傻蛋 我們引發了警報 Kenny! Wake up, you fucking wally. We triggered an alarm.
那你想讓我怎麼做 What the fuck d'you want me to do about it?
你醒著就好 Just stay awake.
好吧 我們需要你保持警覺 Right, well, just keep your eyes skinned.
還有 帶好你的助聽器 And sort out your hearing aid.
抱歉 你是我們中的一員麼 Excuse me, are you a member?
見鬼 當然是 Fucking am now.
這兒和這兒 There and there.
現在離遠點兒 離遠點兒 Now let it go, let it go.
開始了 Here we go.
就這兒 我抓緊了 That's it, I'll hold it.
水 卡爾 Water, Carl.
同志們 麻煩來了 Trouble up at mill, lads.
警惕 警車來了 Security. White Astra.
警察下車了 Uniform.
絕對衝我們來的 Definitely casing us.
他要麼是來仔細做檢查工作 Either he's responding to the alarm
要麼他就只是敷衍了事 隨便看看 or it's a coincidence and he's just being nosy.
他繞過去了 He's gone round the side.
呃 Yeah.
呃 我看不到他了 我看不到他了 他... Yeah, I can't see him. I can't. He's...
他回來了 他到了門口 Yeah, he's coming back. There he is.
他... Oh, he's...
噢 我想他正在嘗試進入 Oh, I think he's trying to get in.
見鬼 Fuck.
等等 他好像也不是那麼想進去查看 Hang on. He's not trying very hard.
額 他走了 Yeah. He's going.
他走了 He's going.
他離開了 He's effed off.
太好了 Yeah, lovely.
上帝保佑 Thank Gawd for that.
夥計們 就差那麼一點兒 That was a close one, chaps.
繼續吧 繼續幹活 Carry on. Carry on working.
特裡 Terry...
特倫斯 Terence.
你還好麼 特裡 You all right, Tel?
你還好麼 感覺怎麼樣 You all right? All right?
有點兒暈 Bit wobbly.
進行怎麼樣 卡爾 How you doing, Carl?
加速 卡爾 Get on there, Carl.
他有點兒... He's a bit...
哼 Oh.
噢 見鬼 Oh, fuck me.
我看到它掉了 I saw it fall off.
這兒麼 對 就這兒 On there, yeah, on there.
-哪個 -嗷 - Which one? - Ow.
你撐著點兒它 噢 我的老天爺 Put it over your, oh, cor blimey!
好了 All right.
都讓開 別擋道 我來 Get out the fucking way, get out the way. Get out the way.
看著點兒 輕輕的 輕輕的 Look, look, look. Look, gentle. Gentle.
知道了麼 它不是錘子 All right? It ain't a fucking hammer.
我可以 特裡 I've got it, Tel. Yep.
好的 Right.
- 看看吧 - 這兒就是保險櫃的背面 - There you go. - That's the back of the cabinet.
- 就是這兒 - 看看吧 - That's it. - Look at that.
來把 讓我們把這個推倒 托架遞過來 All right, let's knock this fucker down. Give us the bracket.
好的 All right.
放好 Sort the space...
看著不錯 看著不錯 Looking good. Looking good!
插好了 There you go.
行了麼 丹 All right, Dan?
- 好了麼 - 是的 應該可以了 - We in? - Yeah, that lot can go.
好的 那我開始了 All right, here we go.
- 再用點兒力 -我在加力 - Give it some. - I am giving it some.
我覺得它沒動 這櫃子肯定是用螺絲固定到地板上的 I don't think it's moving. That cabinet must be bolted to the floor.
同意 I think you're right.
你說它能移開 You said it would move.
我從沒說過它能移開 I never said it would move.
我說的是 你需要移開它 I said, you gotta move it.
繼續 繼續 Go on. Go on.
噢 見鬼 見鬼 Ah, shit! Shit!
真見鬼 Fuck me!
- 噢 真讓人難以相信 - 全噴在我褲襠這兒 - Oh, I don't believe it. - All over my nuts.
見鬼 Fuck me.
- 上面怎麼說 - 它寫著這個必須是垂直的 - What's it say on that? - It's got to be perpendicular.
- 它必須是垂直的 - 它是垂直的啊 - That's got to be perpendicular? - It is perpendicular.
- 需要完全垂直... - 垂向哪兒 - Got to be exactly... - Perpendicular to what?
- 牆 - 它必須完美垂直 - The wall. - It's got to be bang on.
稍微垂直或者大概垂直是不行的 It can't be slightly perpendicular or vaguely perpendicular.
- 你說你能做到 - 我說的是我能鑽過這個洞 - You said you could do this. - I said I could get through the hole.
- 我可沒說什麼其他的 - 鑽過個洞 - I didn't say anything about all this. - Get through a hole?
- 這就是你專長所在 - 那你鑽洞啊 - Is that the limit of your expertise? - You get through the bleedin' hole, then!
這個東西已經壞了 修不好了 我們需要個新的 That's destroyed. That's unfixable. You have to get another one.
- 我還以為你什麼都能修 - 電子產品都能 不過這個不算 - I thought you could fix anything. - Anything electrical. Anything but this.
- 這個和警報 - 不 我解除了警報 - This and alarms. - No, I deactivated the live alarm.
是GPS誤導了我 It was the GPS that confused me.
在你的人生中 你的認知被分為兩塊 你知道的和你不知道的 In this game, there's what you know and what you don't know.
如果你連自己不知道什麼都不知道 你還能知道點兒啥 If you don't even fucking know what you don't know, you know fuck all!
那倒是不錯 是吧 Well, that's great, innit?
- 那我們現在怎麼辦 - 神煩 - What are we gonna do now? - Fuck it.
呆在這兒 我早晨帶個新的過來 Stay here and I'll come back in the morning with a new one.
我才不在這兒跟你待一晚上 你又放屁又打呼嚕 I ain't staying down here all night with you lot farting and snoring!
不 我才不在這個鬼地方睡覺 No, I ain't sleeping down here with all this dust and shit.
在牆角用報紙和雜物堆個床 Make a bed in the corner out of old newspapers and stuff.
牆角的床 你當我是誰 原始人麼 Bed in the corner? What am I, an Aborigine?
特裡 我會在牆角給你做個溫馨的小床 I'll make you a nice little bed in the corner, Terry,
讓你好好爽一爽 tuck you up good and proper.
好啊 丹 你來啊 我會很享受的 Yeah, Dan, you tuck me up. I'll enjoy that.
這簡直就像等煮雞蛋 It's like waiting for a fucking egg to boil.
- 誰把你拉進來的 你的協助者 - 滾開 - Who got you this job, your caseworker? - Piss off.
是我 你是知道的 I did. And you know it.
布萊恩 不是我說 你選人能力真是太差了 You're a piss-poor judge of character, ain't you, Brian?
噢 我很糟糕 我不善於看人 "Oh, I'm so rotten, I'm a piss-poor judge of character."
難道你的林恩什麼都沒教會你麼 Didn't your Lyn never teach you nothing?
別扯到她 Leave her out of it.
她竟然能忍受你 簡直無法相信 I can't believe she stayed with you.
特裡 你到底有什麼問題 What's the matter with you, Terry?
還懷恨在心 Still bitter?
這麼多年過去了依舊別有用心 Still got an axe to grind after all these years?
布萊恩 如果我別有用心 那你一定是最先知道的那個 If I had an axe to grind, Brian, you'd be the first to know about it.
別想騎在我頭上 同志 Don't try and bully me, son.
我知道該怎麼對地痞 I know how to treat bullies.
我會把你分成幾塊 I'll have you in fucking chunks.
來啊 Come on, then.
來一塊 Have a chunk.
說到不如做到 You can tuck me up while you're about it.
哇哦 哇哦 別這樣 Whoa, whoa, turn it in.
我們是來幹事情的 別意氣用事 認真點兒 We're supposed to be working. Stop puffing your chests out and take it seriously.
- 發生什麼事了 - 巴茲爾 別多管閒事 - What the fuck is going on? - Fuck off, Basil.
是的 離遠點兒 我來解決他 Yeah, fuck off, son. Leave it to me.
下面一切還順利麼 Everything tickety-boo down there?
自掘墳墓 Dig a grave.
他們簡直不可理喻 They're fucking killing me.
我們今晚再回來 We're coming back tonight.
早上好 歡迎收聽復活節特別節目 Good morning and welcome to a special Easter edition of the show...
復活節特別版 Special Easter edition.
對某些人來說沒什麼問題 It's all right for some.
是的 人們總要工作謀生啊 Yeah, some of us have to work for a living.
急著上廁所 Desperate for a piss.
滾開 Fuck off!
真見鬼 Fucking hell.
呃 布萊恩 這位是米莉的哥哥比利 Er, Brian, yeah. Well, this is Milly's brother Billy.
米莉的哥哥比利 Milly's brother Billy?
你講真 Fuck off.
比利 林肯 Billy Lincoln.
賣魚的比利 Billy the Fish.
天殺的漁夫比利 Billy the bloody Fish?
這算個什麼名字 What kind of name's that?
他在靈斯海鮮市場工作 Well, he works at Billingsgate Fish Market.
他給你帶了件禮物 He's brung you a present.
他是個捕手 See, he's a fence.
他會幫我們運送「物品」 Well, he was gonna help us out moving the goods.
當然今天不會 Not today he ain't.
好吧 我想我們需要一些幫助 Well, I thought we could use an extra pair of hands.
他知道多少 How much does he know?
其他人怎麼辦 And what about the others?
我會慢慢告訴他們的 I was gonna tell them gradual.
慢慢 Gradual?
你準備慢慢告訴特裡 帕金斯 然後看他什麼反應 You wanna tell Terry Perkins "gradual" and see what he makes of it?
呃 Eh?
那會毀了一切的 This'll put the kibosh on everything.
還有你 你要是告訴了其他人 我就把你的蛋蛋切下來 And you, you tell a single soul about this and I'll cut your balls off.
那倒是對我沒什麼影響 That makes no difference to me.
你這個死胖子 You fat cunt.
我不幹了 而且不會再回來了 I'm out and I'm not coming back.
很好 Nice bloke.
是的 丹尼 這就對了 Yeah, that's right, Danny.
他說他不幹了 之後也不回來了 He says he's out and he's not coming back.
稍等 Hold on.
裡德沒有以前的銳氣了 Reader's lost his arsehole.
真見鬼 Fuck's sake.
是的 我知道 我知道 Yeah, I know, I know.
聽著 肯 讓我跟特裡聊聊 好麼 Listen, Ken, let me talk to Terry, all right?
我是認真的 我並不想顯得無理 I ain't being funny, and I don't mean to be rude.
但是該死的布萊恩和他該死的女人 上帝保佑她 But fuck Brian and fuck his old woman, God bless her.
我做這些不是為了他們 我做這些是為了自己 I'm not doing this for them, I'm doing it for me.
他昨晚確實毀了一切 He did fuck all down there last night.
我也並沒有義務吹捧一個老男人 就為了滿足他的虛榮心 And I ain't in the business of encouraging some old man's vanity.
你覺得他是害怕了麼 Do you think he's frit?
在我們的世界要麼走要麼留 Well, in our world you either stay or you go.
你不能整天帶個漏的結腸袋搖擺來搖擺去 是吧 You don't spend all day pissing on like a leaky colostomy bag, do you?
那是完完全全的懦夫所為 It's pure cowardice.
丹 他不想幫他的朋友 那是他的事情 He don't wanna help his friends, Dan, that's his problem.
不 特裡 這是關鍵 No, that's the point, Terry.
他不是沒有朋友 He ain't got no friends.
他做的只是把我們聚到一起 All he did was put it together.
好吧 技術層面他是規劃了這些 但道德上講 他又毀了一切 Yeah, well, technically he put it together. Morally he fucked it up again.
巴茲爾在其中是什麼角色 Where's Basil in all this?
給他卸妝 Taking off his make-up?
怎麼 你覺得他是個傻瓜 What, you think he's a poof?
聽他說話像 He sounds like one.
不 我覺得他只是說話比較禮貌而以 Nah, I just think he talks proper.
他可能來自倫敦西部 你知道他們那兒人都什麼樣 He's probably from West London. You know what they're like.
- 被一些混蛋鎖上了 - 可能有人 - Some fucker's locked it! - There might be someone in there.
如果這是圈套 那我就做個彈罐 If this is a fit-up, I'm gonna do my canister.
我先說好 我會拋棄裡面的一切 I'll lose my loaf, I'm fucking telling you now.
巴茲爾在哪兒 Where the fuck is Basil?
所有人都覺得你害怕了 Everyone thinks you've lost your nerve.
騙子就像拳擊手 Crooks are like boxers.
先失去他們的胳膊 They lose their legs first.
緊接著他們失去條件反射的能力 Then they lose their reflexes.
然後他們會失去朋友 Then they lose their friends.
是的 Yeah.
這就像... It's just that...
店裡的那個洞 ..that hole's there.
孩子 聽我個建議 Take my advice, son.
掌控你自己的人生 Run for your fucking life.
我覺得我做不到 I don't think I can.
再堅持一分鐘 Hold up one minute.
我的手機去哪兒了 Where's my phone?
他不接電話 他知道這些都是能追蹤到的 He won't answer that. He reckons it's all traceable.
週四前是無法追蹤的 Can't trace it till Tuesday.
- 為什麼 - 因為是復活節假期 - Why's that? - It's Easter weekend.
復活節不上班 Don't work Easter.
你在說什麼 他們是來自班加羅爾的工作人員 What are you talking about? They staff it from Bangalore.
他們復活節應該不休息吧 It ain't Easter out there, is it?
- 可能是那邊的復活節 - 見鬼的印度 - Could be Easter there. - It's fucking India.
復活節是世界各地的 難道不是麼 It's Easter everywhere, isn't it?
他不接 怎麼辦 He ain't answering. What you wanna do?
你告訴我怎麼做 應該找哪幾個盒子 You tell me what to do. What to look for.
我得到的一切 I'll give you 50%.
分你一半 Of anything I get.
那好吧 孩子 All right, son.
就五五分吧 50% it is.
這些是我做過交易的貿易商 These boxes are the traders I have done business with.
這些能你幫你找到最好的貨 And that's where you'll find the best stuff.
- 給力啊 - 是的 很給力 - Fucking hell. - Yeah, fucking hell.
我現在好慌啊 I'm starting to panic now.
我真要溜了 I'm really starting to go.
我好緊張 再等一分鐘我怕是要爆炸了 I'm so keyed up, I'll go fucking ping in a minute.
卡爾我們都很緊張 我們可是賊 We're all keyed up, Carl. We're burglars.
我知道 但我有別的問題 我必須得考慮我媽 Yeah, but I got problems. I've got my mum to think about.
她得了老年癡呆症 She's got bleeding Alzheimer's.
肯尼和布萊恩已經是死了 Kenny and Brian are practically dead.
咱們再也不用聽他們的抱怨了 You don't hear them fucking complaining.
你知道你的問題是什麼嗎 You know what your problem is, don't you?
你考慮得太多了 You give it too much of that.
你就是個成天嘮嘮叨叨的大嘴巴 You're a chatterbox, a blabbermouth.
你是說我話太多嗎 Are you saying I talk too much?
聽著 如果你實在太害怕不敢繼續 你可以走 Listen, if you're too scared to stay, just go.
別把這當飯吃 別拖累了我 Don't make a meal of it. Don't piss down my leg.
有膽還是沒膽 你要是想走 就快滾 Bowels or no bowels, son, if you wanna go, fuck off.
你記好了 Now, remember this.
標著FL的就是完美品 Anything with an FL is flawless.
標著紅點的就是殘渣 Anything with a red dot is dross.
-我們能做到轉移所有東西嗎 -我們要先去馬蓋特和買贓物的人碰面 - Are we gonna be able to shift all this? - We're gonna meet my fence in Margate,
然後我們去多佛坐渡輪離開這個地方 then we're gonna get on a ferry at Dover and get the fuck out of here.
這樣啊 Oh.
我們一定要離開麼 We have to leave the country?
如果你能成功 Well, if you carry this off,
每一個小人 騙子和沒用的人 every scumbag, chiseller and ne'er-do-well,
只要在那個儲藏室有寄存物品的人 whoever used that vault,
都會想要殺了你 is gonna wanna kill you.
用一把勺子 With a spoon.
你把時間當什麼 你個沙雕 What sort of time d'you call this, you cunt?
你幹嘛去了 做頭髮去了 Where you been? Doing your hair?
卡爾去哪了 What happened to Carl?
-可以開始了 -好 - Here we go. - Yeah.
好 Yeah.
就是這樣 That's it.
現在 Now.
可以進去了 There. There you go.
臥槽 Fuck me.
繼續吧 Go on, son.
好了 我們能進去了 OK, up we go.
把我弄進去 Get me in, get me in.
-繼續 -臥槽 - Go on. - Fucking hell.
繼續啊 你做的很好 Go on! You're doing well.
-馬上進去了 -我去 幫我轉一下 轉一下 - Here we go. - Oi, turn me, turn me.
臥槽 Fuck me sideways.
好了吧 All right?
我的天哪 Jesus Christ.
-好了沒 -快了 繼續啊 - All right? - That's it. Go on, son.
幹得漂亮 夥計 Well done, mate.
好了吧 All right?
你在這裡邊可別吃東西 Don't eat anything while you're in there, will ya?
找到了 That's it.
你準備好了嗎 泰爾 Readies, Tel?
你準備好了嗎 You ready?
開始裝吧 泰爾 Start loading it, Tel.
好了 這一個給老媽 Readies. That's one for Mum.
別信這些 Don't believe these.
我打算在葡萄牙買個好地方 Gonna buy a nice little place in Portugal.
去吃一堆魚 Eat a lot of fish.
在這個季節裡 把它租出去 每週收的錢能買一隻猴子 In the season, rent it out, charge a monkey a week.
一年就是七千 Seven grand a year.
那是我的退休金 太謝謝了 那是我的養老錢 That's my pension, thank you very much. That's my nest egg.
怎麼樣了啊 How's it going?
還有一些 Bit more coming.
好了 Readies!
丹尼 Danny.
你覺得他死了嗎 Do you think he's dead?
喂 Oi.
-我們直接走吧 把他留在這裡結賬 -好啊 - Let's go, leave him to pay. - Yeah.
我告訴你一些關於主管的事情吧 Let me tell you something about the Governor.
保險箱破解大師 The master safe cracker.
犯罪大師 The master criminal.
盜賊之王 The king of thieves.
他已經變成了懦夫 He's lost his arsehole.
沒種的混蛋 Lost his arsehole. Exactly.
卡爾也是沒種的懦夫 Carl lost his arsehole an' all.
是的 兩個沒種的懦夫正好在一起 Yeah, well, that's two lost arseholes right there.
行了 這樣就產生了 糖梅混蛋之舞 Well, there you go. The Dance of the Sugar Plum Arseholes.
知道了嗎 See?
我不在乎卡爾怎麼樣 I don't care about Carl.
卡爾是個暴發戶 他就喜歡呆在黑暗裡 Carl's a mushroom, Carl likes it in the dark.
如果裡德去了的話 我們還需要再分一杯羹 If fucking Reader had have been there, we'd have been cake-o bake-o.
你說得對 丹 他浪費了我們不少錢 You're right, Dan. He's cost us money when you think of it.
他浪費了我們多少錢 好好想想吧 How much has he cost us? Work it out.
算算吧 光增值稅就有好多 Well, work out the fucking VAT alone.
是啊 Yeah.
- 我比他好多了 -是啊 - I'm a better man than he ever was. - Yeah.
現在我是老大 I'm the fucking Guv now.
我要把你大卸八塊 "I'll have you in chunks."
本列車開往馬蓋特 This is the Margate train.
中途停靠 斯特拉特福 艾浦斯福裡 Stopping at Stratford, Ebbsfleet,
坎特伯雷西 Canterbury West,
終點站馬蓋特 and terminating at Margate.
他們明顯是高智商 體力充沛 They were obviously highly intelligent with great strength and stamina.
組織完備的作案團伙 A highly organised outfit.
-所以作案者不是英國人麼 -下一個 - So not English in other words? - Next?
此次丟失物品完整價格也許無法得知 The overall value of the haul may never be known
但是據根據早先報道 損失可達3億英鎊 but early reports put it as high as 300 million pounds.
此次盜竊案將刷新英國犯罪記錄 成為史上最大盜竊案 That would make it the biggest robbery in British criminal history.
這是一次計劃縝密的搶劫 This is a very highly sophisticated robbery.
專業的團隊 現在可不多見 Professional team. There aren't that many about nowadays.
所以可以根據這點縮小範圍 So it will narrow the field down
根據相關情報 飛虎小隊將返回倫敦警察廳 from the intelligence that the Flying Squad will have back at Scotland Yard.
此次犯罪將會成為英國人聰明才智和技巧下降的隱喻麼 Is the crime a metaphor for the decline of British ingenuity and skill?
難道我們現在需要的外來人才不只水管工 Do we now need to import not only our plumbers,
IT技術人員 醫生 護士 足球運動員等 IT technicians, doctors, nurses and footballers
難道連罪犯都要進口了麼 but our criminals as well?
是阿爾巴尼亞人 That's Albanians.
我的推測是 如果他們不傻的話 My own speculation is that unless they're complete idiots,
贓物一定已經出境了 the jewels must have already left the country.
我有這種推測是因為 英國的市場不夠大 And I say this just because the UK market's not big enough
無法銷贓那麼大批量的財寶 to absorb such a vast quantity of stolen gems.
他們永遠也賣不出 They could never sell them.
警方已經證實有大量金條 Police have confirmed there was a substantial amount of gold bullion
儲存在保險庫中 stored in the vault
上百個小抽屜中 along with hundreds of these brifkas.
可能有些單個抽屜價值都要超過500萬英鎊 One of these could be worth as much as five million pounds.
別打開它們 Don't open them.
看 信封上有價格 Look, the envelope tells you the value.
是的 我們數信封 然後均分 Oh, yeah, we'll count the envelopes and divide 'em up equally.
比利會把這些貨帶去店裡 Billy, he'll take the heavy stuff away to store,
所有物品評估完成後 and when we've got somebody to evaluate everything,
他再把貨送回來 是吧 兄弟 he'll bring it all back. Won't you, son?
是的 沒問題 兄弟們 我能做到的 Yes, all right, lads. I'll do that, yeah.
好的 好孩子 Yeah, good man.
抱歉 Sorry.
如果我信不過他怎麼辦 What if I don't trust him to bring it back?
抱歉 但你沒有別的選擇 Sorry, you might not have a choice, mate.
抱歉 但我搶銀行這麼多年 Sorry, but I haven't spent my life robbing banks
從沒有過不能選擇的情況 to be left with no fucking choice.
淡定 特倫斯 Settle down, Terence.
緩慢而平穩會幫助我們贏得這場比賽 Slow and steady wins the race.
是的 你說得對 肯 我的意思是 所有那些匆忙和叮叮噹噹 Yeah, you're right, Ken. I mean, all that rushing and bing-bonging about.
我的意思是 那不是我們的做事風格 是吧 兄弟們 I mean, it's not our style, is it, mate?
說得對 丹尼爾 Not remotely, Daniel.
說得對 Not remotely.
來吧 肯一個 Here you are, one for you, Ken.
特裡一個 我一個 One for Terry, one for me,
特裡一個 我一個 one for Terry, one for me.
稍等一下 這些需要均分 你們覺得呢 Just a minute, it needs to be an equal split, don't you think?
我一個 One for me.
-不 -特裡一個 - No. - One for Terry.
丹尼 這些應該均分 你覺得呢 Danny, it needs to be equal, don't you think?
好吧 聽著 一會兒就輪到你了 孩子 別擔心 Yeah, look. I'll get you in a minute, son. Don't worry about it.
-我的意思是 我是說我們需要... - 我... - I mean, I'm just saying that we need... - Me...
我們需要統計出這裡總共值多少錢 We need to work out exactly what's here
然後把它平均分成五份 and then we need to divide it exactly by five.
當然 孩子 Absolutely, son.
當一切塵埃落定 我們就找個冶煉廠處理那些金子 When the dust settles, we'll get round a smelter and do the gold.
不 不 我不是在說金子 肯尼 我是在說... No, no. I'm not talking about the gold, Kenny. I'm talk...
這些 all this.
我是想說 看看這些 I mean, look at it.
我們從何算起 I mean, where do we even start?
我們如何得知這裡究竟有多少 我們... How do we know what's here? We hav...
不 等等 No, hold on a second.
我們得給布萊恩留一份 We have to get hold of Brian.
這是他的主意 從技術層面來說 這是他的知識產權 This was his idea. Technically this is his intellectual property.
-你在說什麼 - 是的 我們需要留著布萊恩的那份 - What are you talking about? - Yeah. No, we need to get hold of Brian
讓他回來 把他的那杯羹分給他 and bring him back here, give him his share.
或者把你那份給他 聽起來如何 Or give him your share. How's that sound?
有點兒被騙了的感覺 Well, that sounds like a bit of a shafting.
我覺得你挺喜歡騙人 不是麼 孩子 I think you like a bit of a shafting, don't you, son?
什麼 What?
不 No.
我為什麼會喜歡 Why would I like that?
想想吧 你喜歡穿些搞笑的衣服 帶著傻帽子和天殺的假髮 Well, you like wearing funny clothes. Silly hats and fucking wigs. You do.
我不介意變裝是你的喜好 If dressing up's your thing, I don't mind.
-我不介意 -但如果那是你的喜好 - I don't mind. - But if that's what you like,
你為什麼不把這些便宜廉價的珠寶拿走 why don't you take this fucking cheap, nasty jewellery off our hands?
把這些放到你的梳妝盒裡 經常帶帶它們 Put it in your dressing-up box, find a use for it.
然後把那些高貨留給我們 And leave the grown-up stuff with us.
等等 等等 是我拉你們入伙的 Well, hold on a second. I got you in.
如果不是我搞定了鑰匙和警報 你們根本就成功不了 Now, I handled the keys and the alarms. You wouldn't have been able to do
- 你拉我們入伙 - any of this without me. - You invited us.
不 聽著 我是被僱傭來入室盜竊的 No, look, I was hired to facilitate a burglary.
入室盜竊 A burglary?
-我不認為這是一次入室盜竊 -不 - I don't think it was a burglary. - No.
-我覺得這是場派對 -是啊 - I thought it was a party. - Yeah.
你稱之為狂歡 不是麼 A what d'you call it, a rave, weren't it?
是的 狂歡 你知道的 你帶著鑰匙 Yeah, a rave. You know, you were there with the keys.
然後我們出現 增添點兒氣氛 We turned up, livened things up a bit.
你知道 如果事情除了差錯 那麼 都是你的錯 You know, if things went wrong, well, that's down to you.
都是你的責任 That's your responsibility.
你從一開始就不該拉我們入伙 You shouldn't have let us in in the fucking first place.
行啊 你走吧 Go on, off you go.
-跑吧 -快 滾吧 - Jog on. - Go on, run along.
當全部分完 我們會讓你聽聽響的 We'll give you a tinkle when it's all divvied up.
小心點兒 孩子 那是法國橡木 Steady on, old son. That's French oak.
瞧瞧 特倫斯 Look, Terence,
他大概抱了8萬左右 he, he's got about 80 grand in front of him.
給他點兒打擊 年輕人明天就忘了 Give him his whack. He'll forget about it by tomorrow.
他說得對 特裡 He's right, Tel.
聽起來怎麼樣 孩子 How's that sound, son?
好的 特裡一份 我一份 Right, that's one for Terry, and one for me.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
當你把我們的貨完好帶回 你會得到你應得的那份 You'll get your drink when you bring our things back.
噢 好吧 Oh, yeah.
在一起真開心 Happy Together
比爾 給你 Here you are, Bill.
噢 謝謝你 Oh, thank you very much.
布萊恩的問題就是 他沒有預見到戰利品會怎麼分 The problem with Brian is that he didn't foresee what would happen to the loot.
呵呵 那混蛋並沒有想到分贓 不是麼 Well, the prick didn't think about fencing it, did he?
現在我們就只能跟賣魚的比利綁在一條船上了 And now we're stuck with Billy the bleeding Fish.
我打賭肯尼一定給了比利不少好處 I bet you Kenny's given Billy the Fish a nice little drink.
好吧 這也是沒辦法 Well, there's fuck all we can do about that.
要說誰是懦夫 那肯定是布萊恩 If anyone's the weak link, it's Brian.
布萊恩和肯尼 Brian and Kenny.
是的 布萊恩和肯尼 Yeah. Brian and Kenny.
還有比利 And Billy.
布萊恩 肯尼 還有比利 Brian and Kenny and Billy.
再加個卡爾 And Carl.
我們面臨的最大難題就是 知道的人太多 Our problem is, too many people know.
你也知道我多討厭大嘴巴 And you know how I feel about blabbermouths.
-你都不在那兒 是吧 -是的 我在這兒種我的植物 - You weren't even there, were ya? - No, I was here digging me bulbs.
把它放一邊 特裡 Put it away, Tel.
我差點兒犯心臟病 感覺像是被車碾壓一樣 I nearly had a heart attack. I feel like I've been run over by a bus.
我們可以給你安排一下 That could be arranged.
丹 依我看 我們是唯一堅定的兩個人 The way I see it, Dan, we're the only ones who ain't bent.
好吧 你是在說你自己 特裡 Well, you speak for yourself, Tel.
你知道我什麼意思 我是說 我們怎麼能保證 You know what I mean? I mean, how can we know?
你可以向我保證 You could give me your word.
好吧 我想是這樣 Well, I suppose I could.
好啊 那麼來啊 Well, go on, then.
好的 特裡 好的 All right, Tel, all right.
向我保證 Well, give me your word.
我向你保證 I give you my word.
見鬼 你能不能認真點兒 Oh, fucking hell, say it like you mean it.
-你現在開心了 嗎 -並沒有 - You happy now? - No.
所以你不信任我 特拉 So you don't trust me, Tel.
上帝保佑你 God bless ya.
你剛才說他們給了你封口費 You're telling me that they stitched you up?
給了多少 How much?
大概8萬美金 I got about 80 grand.
我死皮賴臉地乞求得來的 I had to beg for that.
-8萬 -是的 - 80? - Yeah.
你是不是忘了些什麼 Haven't you forgotten something?
你應該和我平分的 You're supposed to split it with me.
難道你想要五五分 You want half of 80 grand?
好吧 我會寄給你的 Yeah, go on, then, all right, I'll put it in the post, shall I?
等下 Just a minute.
真希望我沒參與過 Wish I hadn't come now.
為什麼要來 Why did ya?
我不知道 大概是出於尊敬吧 I don't know. Out of respect?
你難道沒給自己留點東西 就你這個誠實的好騙子 You didn't set aside a little something for yourself, like a good, honest crook?
-呃 -別碰我 - Eh? - No, don't do...
面對現實吧 布萊恩 他們走了 Face it, Brian. All right, your legs went.
你的朋友們都走了 你失去了的後盾 Your friends went and you lost your arsehole.
別那樣看我 Don't look at me like that.
哪樣 Like what?
好像我老了 你可憐我 Like I'm old and you pity me.
如果讓你失望了的話 我很抱歉 I'm sorry if I let you down.
-孩子 再等會 -一邊去 我不！別那麼叫我 - Wait a minute, son. - No, don't. Stop calling me that.
我才不是你孩子 I'm not your son.
我和你一起走 可以嗎 I'll walk with you, all right?
來吧 Come on.
我們兩個 Well, here we are.
兩個業餘小偷 Two run-of-the-mill thieves
在這個劣等的小旅館裡 in a shitty B&B
在這個骯髒的海邊小鎮 in a cruddy seaside town
為雞毛蒜皮的小事爭吵不休 bickering over crumbs.
告訴你我在想什麼 Tell you what I think.
我想他們不知道自己得到了什麼 他們不知道它值多少錢 I think they don't know what they've got. They don't know what it's worth,
他們不知道如何出貨 他們不知道該怎麼做 how to fence it, and they've no idea what to do about it.
真他娘的蠢到家了 Those fucking dingbats!
他們把這一切都搞砸了 They've fucked this all up.
你知道這意味著什麼嗎 You know what this means?
這意味著我是唯一一個什麼也得不到的人 This means that I am the only one who will get nothing.
而且 Still,
還有可能也如待宰的羔羊 might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
什麼意思 What does that mean?
我想要回屬於我自己的東西 I want what is mine.
是的 我也是 Yeah, so do I.
我需要那批鑽石 I want that tom before it's returned to sender.
像風一樣跑 你曾說的 Run like the wind, you said.
-呃 知道什麼時候退出 -卻不是現在 - Eh? Know when to quit. - Not now.
看看目前的狀況 Look where it's got us.
-我們現在沒什麼可失去的 -是的 我想你是對的 - We've nothing to lose now. - Yeah, I suppose you're right.
我要奪回我應得的 I am gonna get what is due to me.
即使這他媽的要了我的命! Even if it fucking kills me!
你是知道的 比利 布萊恩不懂的就是 You see, what Brian doesn't comprehend, Billy,
我實際上 拯救了我們大家的性命 is that I've actually saved our necks.
-說的是出貨 -他自己說的 - It's all about the fence. - Well, he says it himself,
出貨這是最困難的地方 getting rid of it, that's the hard part.
委託 Delegating.
布萊恩 你知道的 他必須是老大 You see, Brian, he has to be the boss.
必須是頭兒 比利 但是他已經沒有鬥志了 Has to be the Guv. But he's lost his desire, Billy.
他再也不忍心了 He doesn't have the heart no more.
而我們還有 All the more for us.
我敢打賭…我的意思是……很抱歉這麼說 比利 老朋友 I bet... I mean... Sorry to say this, Billy, old fruit,
但是你說到點子上了 but you've hit the nail on the head there.
我想是 Well, I think so.
你現在是頭兒了 You're the Guv now.
告訴你 比利 Tell you what, Billy.
-我想我一定是 -是的 - I reckon I must be. - Yeah.
噢 Ooh.
外面總比進去要好 Better out than in.
-給你 夥計 乾杯,丹 - There you go, son. - Cheers, Dan.
肯尼 Kenny.
他曾是個肥頭大耳的老男人 He's a thick, wombat-headed old cunt.
現在他怎樣了 特拉 Now, what's he up to, Tel?
他現在很狡猾 He's devious.
狡猾 這才是他的本性 Devious, yeah. That's exactly what he is.
他現在可真是個無恥的兩面派 He's so fucking two-faced.
是的 他現在就是個兩面派 Yeah, he's two-faced.
我討厭他 一提他我就生氣 I hate him, Dan. Drives me mad.
我他媽的也恨他 I fucking hate him too.
女士 你好 Hello, lads.
你好,肯 -你好 肯尼 老夥計 - Hello, Ken. - Hello, Kenny, old son.
嗨 是誰讓他們進來的? Yeah, who's getting them in?
這樣 我給你拿杯喝的 你想喝什麼? Yeah, I'll get you a drink. What you want?
呃 來點伏特加 Er, a drop of vodka.
-兩杯 -正合我意 - Double? - Why not?
肯 你在想什麼呢 What were you thinking, Ken?
沒 什麼也沒想 Well, I wasn't thinking.
-你剛剛背對著我們 -就是的 - You went behind our backs. - Yeah, you did.
正和比利說著話 Talking to Billy.
特裡 因為布萊恩讓我們陷入困境 Because Brian left us in the lurch, Terry.
布賴恩就是個自私自利的小人 He's a very selfish, self-serving man is Brian.
我再也不相信他了 I do not trust him one little bit.
那你為什麼不當面告訴他? Why don't you tell him to his fucking face, then?
他會接受你的質問 He'll take it coming from you.
我會去的 I'm going to.
不勞煩你掛心 Don't you worry.
我一有機會就和他攤牌 I'll have it out with him the first fucking chance I get.
-講真 -是的 - All right? - Yeah, all right.
肯 你要加滿嗎? D'you want a top-up, Ken?
不用 足夠了 No, I'm all right.
來吧 甜心 還沒到睡覺時間 塔盧拉 Come on, sweetie. It's not bedtime yet, Tallulah.
天啊 Christ.
-哦 該死的 -嗨 肯 - Ooh. Fucking hell. - Hello, Ken.
你遲到了 You're out late.
布賴恩 你坐在黑暗的角落裡幹什麼? What're you sitting in the dark for, Brian?
可把我嚇死了 Frightened me to death.
我喜歡暗處 I prefer the dark.
人們在黑暗中感到害怕 他們就會開口 People are frightened in the dark. Makes them wanna talk.
布賴恩 Brian.
-布賴恩！ -嗯 - Brian. - Yeah?
我最不想的事 就是讓你難過 老夥計 The last thing I want is to upset you, old son.
我們需要你回來 We need you back in the fold.
我知道 I know you do.
巴茲爾說你還沒數呢 Basil said you hadn't counted it yet.
你信他 And you believed him?
-你什麼意思 -好吧 他已經分了一杯羹 - What do you mean? - Well, he got a drink.
他穿過那個洞 然後分了一杯羹 He went through a hole. And he got a drink.
他真的分了一杯羹 He got a drink?
是的 他拿了一大堆 還有黃金 Yeah, he got a ton and he had gold.
黃金 Gold?
他從未告訴我他有黃金 He never told me he had gold.
對 巴尼 毛頭兒 那個男孩 Yeah, Barney Rubble, that boy.
剩下的貨怎麼樣了 What about the rest of the stuff?
布賴恩 你知道的 Well, you see, Brian,
風頭緊的時候 I've lodged the heavy stuff with Billy,
我把重物交給比利了 just while the heat's on.
關於比利 我提醒過你了 I warned you about Billy.
確實是的 布賴恩 是的 You did, Brian. You did.
但我已經和他攤牌了 But I've had it out with him.
我已經和他說了 這將和他無關 I've told him it is nothing to do with him
讓他別插手 and to keep his nose out of it.
其他貨呢 What about the other stuff?
是的 特裡他很淘氣 Yeah, well, he's very naughty is Terry.
怎麼形容呢 Very, what's the word?
很奸詐 Very duplicitous.
所以 我們都得花點心思格外關注一下 So, we all took a bit to look after.
我們把這些都拿回來 去取熔煉爐 We're gonna bring it all back and get round the smelter.
丹尼和特裡 他們是忠誠的嗎 Danny and Terry, they're staunch?
丹尼 他們誠比金堅 Danny, good as gold.
誠比金堅 但如果 Good as gold. But if only
我可以對特裡說同樣的話就好了 I could say the same for Terry.
布賴恩 你知道的 他太不可捉摸了 You see, he's so unpredictable, Brian.
我的意思是 特裡他時常有點像個老精神病患者 I mean, he's a bit of a fucking old psychopath is Terry, sometimes.
-如果你問我的話 -我和特裡有很長一段時間的交情了 - If you're asking me. - I go back a long way with Terry.
這就是為什麼我認為丹尼 可能是個麻煩的傢伙 Which is why I think Danny, he's probably the trouble-maker.
你知道的 如果你問我 You know, if you're asking me.
我就是在問你 I am fucking asking you.
我只能憑我看到的來判斷 I can only tell it like I see it.
事實並非如此 Not as it is.
就是這樣 看看你身後 That's it. Look behind you.
轉圈然後…… And roll and...
謝謝您 爺爺 Thanks, Grandpa.
是的 他確實是兩面派、很軟弱的人 Yeah, he's a very two-faced, very weak man.
現在他可以再回來了 Now it suits him to stroll back in,
他不在乎他會傷害誰 he don't care whose feelings he hurts.
開始了 伸展一下腳 Here we go, stretch those feet.
肯 和你說實話 It does hurt my feelings
聽到這一切 我真的很傷心 to hear all this, Ken, to be honest with ya.
因為當我還是個孩子的時候 布賴恩是我真正尊敬的人 Cos when I was a lad, Brian was someone I genuinely looked up to.
你知道我在說什麼嗎? D'you know what I'm saying?
當人們熱衷於在背後中傷他人時 真是太令人失望了 It's just so disappointing when people stoop to backstabbing.
好吧 他已經不再有激情了 Well, he doesn't have the passion no more.
你和我 特倫斯 我們還有這份激情 You and me, Terence, we still have the passion.
犯罪就是關於激情的 Crime is about passion.
等會 Hold on.
那是弗蘭基在牆邊站著嗎? Is that Frankie the Fence?
是的 他女兒在班裡 Yeah, his daughter's in the class an' all.
我想我們可以在這裡談談 I thought we could have a word while we're here.
但是不要告訴布賴恩 Just don't tell Brian.
不 他之後會打電話來 Nah, he'll be ringing up next.
等著見我們 看看贓物 Wanting to meet us, see the loot.
-記住我的話 -我不信 夥計 - Mark my words. - Yeah, not on your fucking life, son.
我甚至不會接電話 I won't even answer the phone.
就是這樣 That's it.
輕點 Little steps.
你好 弗蘭基 近來怎樣 Hello, Frankie, how are ya?
布賴恩 我的老夥計 Brian. Me old mucker.
肯 是時候捅破這該死的窗戶紙了 It's time to open the fucking kimono, Ken.
告訴其他人我想見見他們 Tell the others I wanna meet.
就今晚 Tonight.
我來收拾這爛攤子 I'm gonna sort this mess out.
盡量不要被一個非常普通的女人搞得分心 Try not to be distracted by a perfectly ordinary woman with a biro.
專注於手頭上的事 And focus on the job in hand.
現在 Now,
讓我們聊聊巴茲爾 let's talk about Basil.
噢 見了鬼了 Oh, for fuck's sake.
他到底拿走了多少錢? How much did he really walk off with, eh?
就像我說的 布萊恩 我們分了他一杯羹 Well, you know, like I said, Brian, we gave him a drink.
你說到了黃金 You said gold.
它們值多少 嗯 How much really? Hm?
丹尼 Danny?
什麼 你想知道確切的數目嗎? What, you wanna know the exact amount?
他從未對我們提過黃金的事 He never said anything to me about gold.
哦 所以你就信了他 Oh, and you believe him?
你在相信我們之前 已經相信他了 You trust him before you trust us?
這就是你他媽的要說的 Is that what you're fucking saying?
比利得到了什麼 So, what's Billy got?
我做噩夢都夢到了比利 Oh, I'm having a fucking nightmare with old Billy, Brian.
說實話 跟他合作太難了 To be honest, he's proving very difficult to work with.
真的太難了 Very difficult indeed.
他怎麼了 What's the matter with him?
呃 一半的麻煩都是比利造成的 Well, half the trouble, Brian, is that Billy is incontinent.
再這樣下去我就和比利一樣大小便失禁了 I'll be incontinent if this goes on much longer.
如果他被抓了 他會說他有殘疾 可能會放過他 If he gets pinched, he's gonna say he's got disabilities and they might not look.
「不是我們幹的 警官 "It wasn't us, Officer.
我們根本幹不了這個 」 We're not capable."
一群無害的住在旅館的老傢伙 Bunch of harmless old raspberries in the rub-a-dub.
誰會懷疑我們是騙子 Who's gonna suspect us of being crooks?
新手騙子唄 All the other fucking crooks for starters.
我們偷走了他們的養老金 We've stolen their pensions.
所以他們就是這麼看我們的 是嗎? 拉凡德山的暴徒? So that's how they see us, is it? The Lavender Hill Mob?
一群可愛的老騙子 只會傻笑？ A load of cuddly old crooks, just having a laugh?
被告你想說什麼 What are you gonna say in the dock?
「哦 我做過兩次髖關節置換手術 "Oh, I've had two hip replacements.
我有糖尿病 I've got diabetes.
我們是搞糊塗了 」 We were confused."
這樣你們就不會痛苦的入獄了嗎? You think they won't put you in jail in case you suffer?
他們就想讓你受罪 They want you to suffer.
-你應當為我們驕傲 - 驕傲個屁 - You should be proud of us. - I'm not fucking proud.
你本可以成名的 布賴恩 You could have been famous, Brian.
我他媽不想出名 I don't wanna be fucking famous.
快去找比利 林肯 Just get hold of Billy Lincoln.
什麼時候打電話把他們召齊 When you've made the call, get it all together,
我們在我的車庫裡碰頭 把這件事解決 散會 we'll meet in my garage, chop it up, get out.
晚飯我請客 Dinner's on me.
明天見 I'll see you tomorrow.
走吧 Here you go.
沒問題 布賴恩 我們就去你的車庫看看 No problemo, Brian, we'll just pop round your garage,
給你我們所有的閃閃發光的珠寶 你可以收藏它們 give you all our sparkly stuff and you can add it to your collection.
真不尊重人,特倫斯 It's disrespectful, Terence.
我們是他的老朋友 他當我們是苦工 His oldest friends and he treats us like fucking navvies.
我跟你講 他有點過分了 He's getting a bit saucy, I'm telling ya.
他真的需要一巴掌 He needs a fucking slap.
小丹尼 現在該按照我的規則玩了 We're playing by my rules now, Danny boy.
肯 找到比利 Ken. Get hold of Billy.
在停車場接頭 把東西拿回來 We'll meet in the car park, get the heavy stuff back.
讓他徹底的滾蛋 Give him the arse, tell him to fuck off proper,
然後我們拿熔煉爐 and we'll get round the smelter.
-什麼 在停車廠裡面嗎 -我會告訴你在哪裡的 丹 - What, in the fucking car park? - I'll show you where, Dan.
你不用擔心 包在我身上 Don't worry your pretty little head.
早上我去來接你 I'll pick you up in the morning.
把所有你有的都帶過來 然後我們再考慮 Bring everything you've got. We'll put it on the table.
還有你 肯 And you, Ken.
看著我 肯 Look at me, Ken.
不需要提前未雨綢繆 好嗎 No squirrelling it away for a rainy day, eh?
要不然你知道會發生什麼 Or you know what'll happen.
嘿 布萊恩 Hi, Brian.
我剛剛請了那幫混蛋吃晚餐 I just treated those old bastards to dinner.
然後他們告訴我 你的那一部分還在 And they told me that you got your whack after all.
好吧 他們會這麼說的 對不對 Well, they would say that, wouldn't they?
你還沒告訴我什麼 What else didn't you tell me?
如果我是騙你的 為什麼我會來到馬蓋特 Why would I come all the way to Margate if I was bullshitting you?
因為你太貪婪和自私了 -他們在騙你 布萊恩 - Because you're greedy. - They're lying, Brian.
我知道 I know they are,
我還知道我給你的盒子都是開著的 and I also know that those boxes I gave you were all opened.
我提醒過你如果你成功了 那些混蛋會怎麼做 I warned you what those crooks would do if you pulled this off.
你最好祈禱他們在我之前找到你 You better pray they find you before I fucking do.
借過 Excuse me.
-爺爺 你去沒去過葡萄牙 -哦寶貝 我去過 - Have you been to Portugal, Grandpa? - Oh, yeah, darling. I have.
你會喜歡的 Yeah, you'll love it.
這是給我的嗎 是 - Oh, is that for me? - Yeah.
這是我的生日禮物嗎 Is that my birthday present?
這非常適合你 爺爺 It suits you, Grandpa.
你自己可以搞定打針和其他東西嗎 You gonna be all right with the injections and everything?
能找到人幫你嗎 Got someone to do it in your bum?
我能找到誰? Who can I get to do it in my bum?
肯尼會明白的 -肯尼很忙 - Kenny'll understand. - Kenny's busy.
他又在打什麼壞主意 What's he up to?
我估計他愚蠢的入室盜竊了 不是嗎? 在復活節什麼的 Reckons he's done some silly burglary, don't he? Over Easter or something.
好吧 他很無聊 是不是 他這個年紀都沒事可做 Well, he's bored, ain't he? At his age he's got nothing else to do.
他一直想拉我下水 這個瘋狂的混蛋 Keeps trying to get me involved. Mad bastard.
不要告訴肯尼 他肯定打的壞主意 他會把你引入歧途的 You keep away from that Kenneth. He's up to something. He'll lead you astray.
你走的這段時間裡 我能借住你的房子嗎 Can I borrow your house while you're away?
你想幹什麼 What are you up to?
我是你的父親 I'm your father.
我會給房租的 I'll pay ya.
-這就好了嗎 -給你 冶煉爐 - Is that it? - There you go. One smelter.
一切都還好嗎 丹? All right, Dan?
我就是公司裡那個該死的喬伊 Well, seeing I'm the fucking Joey on the firm.
看在老天的份上 Fuck's sake.
-給你 -好 乾杯 - There you go. - Right, cheers.
弗蘭基 過來 我想給你看個東西 Frankie, I wanna show you something. Come here.
你看一眼 Have a look at that.
這上面寫著什麼 What's it say?
上面說 這是小的 泛黃有瑕疵的 It says it's small, yellow and highly flawed.
這東西值多少錢 What's it worth?
老兄 這玩意一分不值 Nah, nothing, mate.
當你認真的時候再來找我 好嗎 Maybe come back when you're serious, yeah?
該死的 Fuck.
好吧 又有一個混蛋知道了 Well, that's another fucker that knows.
你沒告訴他任何事情 對不對 You didn't tell him anything, did ya?
-你覺得我是這樣的蠢貨嗎 -趕緊上那該死的車開車 - What kind of arsehole d'you take me for? - Just get in the fucking car and drive.
-某些人累了 -滾蛋 - Someone's tired. - Fuck off.
我把這些負面情緒怪在布萊恩身上 I blame Brian for all these negative feelings I've been having.
那你是否有負面情緒呢 特倫斯 Have you got negative feelings, then, have you, Terence?
我們都有 不是嗎 Oh, we all do, don't we?
恐懼 The fear.
多疑、孤獨和其他的 The paranoia and the loneliness and that.
不 他只是不夠自信 Nah, he's insecure.
他是一個不夠自信 靠不住的人 He's a very insecure, undependable human being.
我也沒有安全感 I'm not insecure myself.
但是我的確好奇 為什麼整個世界都與我們為敵 But I do wonder why the whole entire fucking world is our enemy
任何時候都在他媽與我們作對 and against us all the fucking time.
有些時候 Sometimes.
哦 他來了 Oh, here he comes.
狗開車都會比他開得好 The dog's a better driver than he is.
我去 這絕對是劉易斯·漢密爾頓 不是嗎 Fuck me, it's Lewis Hamilton, ain't it?
特裡 帕金斯是武裝的搶劫犯 Terry Perkins is a convicted armed robber
有時也是一名施虐狂 and a bit of a sadist when he wants to be.
柯林斯的腦子好用一點 但是他做過兩次髖關節置換術 Collins has a slightly bigger brain but he's had two hip replacements,
所以他跑不快 so he's not going anywhere in a hurry.
但是對丹尼 瓊斯一定要小心 But be very careful of Danny Jones.
之前有拘捕的記錄並是打架的好手 Previous for resisting arrest and always happy to mix it up
除非他完全寡不敵眾 unless he's completely outnumbered.
你好 夥計 Hello, mate.
你怎麼樣 讓我們一起去喝一杯 How are you? Let's have a drink, then.
酒吧裡現在有監控了 比利 There are CCTV cameras in pubs now, Billy.
小心不會壞事 Can't be too careful.
看 那裡有一個 不是嗎 Look, there's one up there, innit?
你的眼睛比我的好使多了 Your eyesight's better than mine.
該死 好吧 我們開工吧- 好的 - Shit, yeah, let's get on with it. - Right.
真正的幕後領導人是布萊恩 瑞德 The real supremo is Brian Reader.
他也許看上去是位失意的老人 He may seem like a sad old man
但當他走投無路時 後果很嚴重 but he's capable of severe nastiness when he's cornered.
他涉嫌謀殺一名警官 He's implicated in the murder of a police officer.
他不喜歡我們 He doesn't like us.
我們也不喜歡他 And we don't like him.
給你 There you go.
好的 搞定 Yeah, there you go. Right.
-好了夥計 -再會 比利 - All right, mate. - See you, Billy.
我去喝一杯 好吧 I'm gonna have a pint in here, all right?
瞎子給聾子指路 It's the blind leading the deaf.
-他去哪裡 -他去喝酒了 - Where's he going? - He's going for a drink.
順便撒泡尿 -不一定這個順序 - And a piss. - Not necessarily in that order.
多麼荒謬的老蠢蛋 What a soppy old cunt.
蛋蛋泛著白沫 Banging about in his nutty white jam jar
和那只愚蠢的龐賽狗在一起 with that stupid poncey dog.
是啊 你們這兩個背信棄義的賤人 Yeah, you treacherous pair of slags.
被我玩弄於股掌之間 I've got you by the cobblers now.
到處都是監視 武裝部隊已經就緒 Surveillance is all over them. Armed Response are ready.
我只需要當場抓住他們 I just need to catch them red-handed.
你的感覺有點輕 Yours feels a bit light.
你的也是 So does yours.
我怎麼知道你沒換呢 How do I know you haven't switched 'em?
把所有好的大的拿出來 把垃圾的留在裡面 Taken all the good big ones out and left the little yellow ones in?
我怎麼知道你沒換 How do I know you ain't?
肯尼在哪兒 Where the fuck's Kenny?
給你 Here you are.
你就磨蹭吧 肯 Took your fucking time, Ken.
你他媽的去哪了? Where the fuck you been?
從星期天起我就沒尿過 I haven't had a piss since Sunday.
-他媽的老婊子 -來點光 - Fucking old cunt! - A bit fucking light.
這是全部嗎 Are they? Is this everything?
那些大的呢 Where's all the big ones?
他媽的大的在哪兒 大的在哪裡 Where's the fucking big 'uns? Where's the big 'uns?
-我想他換了 -不 不 不 不 不 - I reckon he's switched 'em. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
我想說 真不要臉 I mean, what a cheek. What a cheek.
還有他媽的真壞 And severe fucking badness.
如此的不專…… Such unprof...
不專業 Unprofessionalism.
操 Fuck!
你們這群垃圾小偷 You fucking old thief.
去你的 可去你的吧 You fucker. You fucker.
什麼鬼 What's wrong?
這就是布萊恩的所作所為 This is Brian's doing.
他讓我們都他媽的多疑 He's made us all fucking paranoid.
那個人 他太…他是如此的玩弄人心的 That man, he's so... He's so manipulative.
讓我們看一看 好嗎? Let's have a look, shall we?
看看這金子 Have a look at the gold.
看看還有什麼留在這 See what's left.
誒 Yeah?
你他媽怎麼搞的? What you fucking done with it?
呃…… Er...
等……等下 丹尼 H-Hold on, Danny.
你他娘的在搞什麼鬼 What the fucking fuck are you up to?
這個地方到處都是警察 The place is crawling with cozzers.
-哦 操 他看見我們了 -什麼 你以為是我們陷害你了嗎 - Oh, fuck. He saw us. - What? You think we stitched you up?
不 我想你是在等我死 No. I think you were waiting for me to die.
-讓特裡聽電話 -他在這 - Put Terry on. - Yeah, here you are.
特裡 特裡 Er, Terry. Terry.
我很快就會被抓的 你知道的 I'll be under the sod soon enough. You know that.
但我會他媽的等你 But I will be fucking waiting for you.
並且我等得起 特裡 And I can wait, Terry.
你知道我他媽能 You know I fucking can.
操 Fuck. Get...
-上 上 上 -武裝警察 - Go, go, go, go! - Armed police!
武裝警察 待在原地別動 Armed police! Stay where you are! Don't move!
待在原地別動 Stay where you are!
別動 Stay where you are!
警察 Armed police!
快 舉起手來 現在 Put your hands up. Now! Now!
-待在原地別動 -不要動 - Stay where you are. - Stay still.
已安全 過去 給我過去 Clear! Clear! Move! Move! Come on.
-趴下 -你這個混蛋 趴下 - Get down. - You fucking wanker, get down!
-趴下 趕快趴下 - Get down! - Get down now!
-轉過身去 -快點 趕緊的！ - Turn around! - Move! Come on!
轉 快轉 Move! Move!
別看我 Don't even look at me.
-不要動 -你完蛋了 喬斯 - Don't move. - You're done now, Jonesy.
能喝杯茶嗎 Any chance of a cup of tea?
警察 舉起手來 Armed police! Show me your hands!
舉起手 慢慢地走過來 Keep them in the air. Walk slowly towards me.
你有權保持沉默 You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence
但是你所說的每一句都將作為呈堂證供 if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court.
手放在前面 Hands in front of you.
等一下 - Hang on. - Hang on a minute.
嘿 放鬆一下 可以嗎 Hey, take it easy, will you?
噢 上帝吶 Oh, God.
你知道我和這些沒有半毛錢關係 I had nothing to do with this business, you know?
肯 你猜猜我多大 How old do you think I look, Ken?
我這麼說是因為 我覺得我沒那麼老 I mean, because, you know, I don't think I'm that old.
當然 我也不覺得我老了 Well, I don't think I'm old.
沒人肯服老 甚至是老人也不覺得他們老了 No-one thinks they're old. Not even old people think they're old.
"老"這個詞 我從來就沒用過 我試了很多年了 The "old" business, it never works. I mean, I've been trying it on for years.
如果事與願違 你就有麻煩了 Yeah, you're in trouble if it backfires, though.
是的 當你年輕的時候 如果你彎腰 就會捅你菊花 Yeah, when you're young, they egg you on if you're bent.
當你老了 他們怨恨你 When you're old, they resent ya.
你越老 在他們看來你就越危險 The older you get, the more dangerous you get as far as they're concerned.
我覺得自己23歲 I feel 23 inside.
你知道的 我最擔心的就是…… You know, the thing that worries me is that they...
-你覺得你還年輕?-不 他們認為我還有未來 - Think you're young? - Nah, they think I've still got a future.
這句你最好別跟他們說 Well, that's the one thing you don't wanna tell them.
就是你還有未來 That you've got a future.
我們這裡沒人還有未來了 None of us have got a future.
說到點子了 That's the point.
跟他們說你快死了 You just tell 'em you're dying.
離死不遠了 Not far off.
我是瘸子 I could work on my limp.
-我得了克羅恩病 -是的 你知道 - I've got Crohn's disease. - Yeah, you know,
有糖尿病,抑鬱症 there's diabetes, depression.
人格障礙 還算好的借口 Personality disorder's always a good one.
各位 列出你們的疾病 Everybody, list your ailments.
獲得鑒定 Get certificates.
希望他們能溫柔地對待我們 We want 'em to treat us gently.
不 你不 No, you fucking don't.
-為什麼不呢 -因為不說別的 - Why not? - Because apart from anything else,
這些就夠丟人了 it's too fucking patronising.
-準備好了嗎 - 是的 - You ready? - Yep.
走吧 Let's go.
有這麼多該死的壞蛋跑來跑去 What with all these fucking villains running about,
現在對我們來說最好的地方是監獄 best place for us now is in the boob.
沒門 No way.
在我這個年齡 我會竭盡所能避開牢獄之災 At my age I'll do anything to avoid jail.
不坐牢你起碼還能喝上一杯像樣的茶 Well, at least you get a decent cup of tea.
也能放鬆放鬆 自由來去 Yeah, at least you can relax, you know, put your feet up.
病有所醫 See a doctor when you need one.
反正我不能再坐牢了 No, no, I can't go through all that again.
-我的孩子會殺了我的 -我擔心的是我媽媽 - My kids'll kill me. - It's my mum I'm worried about.
-她年事已高 - 是的 - She ain't getting any younger. - Yeah, well,
如果我坐牢 琳恩會得不到安息的 my Lyn'll be spinning in her grave if I go back inside.
-我答應過她 -你從來沒跟我們說過 - I promised her. - Never told us that.
我從沒告訴過任何人 Well, I never told anyone.
我應該坦誠的 I'm supposed to be going straight.
是的 你知道 隨著年齡的增長 監獄生活變得越來越容易 Yeah, well, prison life gets easier as you get older, you know.
沒有那麼多的慾望 Not so many urges.
我不在乎監獄生活 I don't care about prison life.
我擔心的是來世 It's the afterlife that worries me.
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