damn
dear Leah so today is three months since
we broke up and it got me thinking
so what happened hurt its history Mina
and I'm doing great and I hope you are
too
should be it what in the world do you
think you're doing does it look like I'm
doing
destroying every last ounce of your
dignity letter-by-letter
whoa whoa whoa hey I was just right now
hey how you doing no Thalia that's a and
the point that is Yeah right there is
none have you suddenly forgotten that
she cheated on you with your best friend
I thought you were my best friend
well I am now because I would never run
off with her wannabe actress
ex-girlfriend who sliced your heart into
a thousand pieces with an exacto knife
I've moved on
why can't you
so what's the noontime rating so far
lunch solid eight ladies underwhelming
for what do you hate when the sandwiches
are twice as good as the women mmm it's
all hungry I am
hands down better than my sandwich okay
I have just seen my death thing
all due respect sport there's gonna be a
line a mile off mmm
she just smiled at me I'm a firm
believer that nothing can keep you from
being the one that you're destined to be
with so go after her chat her up sweep
her off her feet vibe new a wedding if
we're meant to meet it'll just happen
there happen naturally no yeah just like
all the other fantastic women you've met
you know naturally okay she's gonna be
different
Hey look that cars busy mystery site see
the bumper sticker yeah look at that
but it doesn't have of course the work
it just has these swirls like I'm about
to tide
well that's very mysterious huh mom do
you think they're aliens at mr. site or
maybe dinosaurs maybe the aliens brought
the dinosaurs maybe my dad's there too
these are just trial ads we've got a
budget we nail it nail this hemolysis
more Pizza coupons there were folks
groups hey lady that's my destiny
okay right this way
you remember Michael checkmater again
yeah if you want to meet her you know
you have to actually meet her there's a
ruby everything with you salami you know
with twice as big in this mom I probably
step on a veil that meant something
definitely it's all the games passes all
kinds of events and parties so far it's
been a pretty cool job Wow
oh you should take down my email address
anyway
ready it's C Anderson one word at g1/s
EECOM boy okay we read about you can see
Anderson add G 1 SC hmm
Oh yep starving thank you enjoy
it's what you call fate oh and this and
that's um yet that's Anderson with me
honest I know I I just talked to her
my name is Ben you're the girl of my
dream who flunks gonna rescue life with
me I think I hi I'm Ben coming
this right here is fate
top five reasons I'm your secret admirer
number five because ii am the perfect
time to do something that scares you to
death
hey eat up little man
i want to get to work early okay you're
getting your usual today
good what's up my dad like peanut butter
and jelly well who doesn't
okay here you go
mom mom what a circle oh okay
what is cool
I love you too
hey Chloe morning to late morning again
is Jim in yet yeah I think he's the game
starts at 9:00 and Charlie not 9:15 yeah
I I'm sorry Jim the freeway was a
parking lot there was an accident
actually Jim on the 405 was totally
backed up this morning it took me three
minutes just get here from Dohenys well
I guess I gotta factor that in just
remember ladies if all our players on in
position the game ain't on okay thank
you for that Oh Jim's just a big softy
hey how goes the train program Oh
everybody's been really nice yeah
I'm Jim says it's a total springboard
into the majors so fell cool Charlie
Charlie where are the Summer Music Jam
reports they're on your desk in a folder
marked Summer Music Jam reports
okay cool and I fixed all your grammar
and corrected your text that's a little
workhorse
so tell me about Chloe Anderson
Wow sorry that I'm late oh you look like
you had a night uh no a morning actually
Luke's officially a man he wouldn't let
me kiss him goodbye at school bus
oh well brace yourself honey it's a long
haul yeah
you
top five reasons I'm your secret admirer
let me guess
the Badger soul in an email a mystery
girl and you got back a big fat goose
egg okay well I said to email last night
and bar Senate it was very late yeah
well whatever if you don't hear back by
lunchtime like you said I just cooked
now you got organized yeah
number four because I brush up against a
thousand strangers a day but it wasn't
until I saw you that I realized I was
alone number three because I see poetry
in your soul number two because I see
light in your eyes and number one
because you take my breath away for
things you should know about me number
one I am NOT nor have I ever been a
player number two never hooked up on
line number three I make a killer pesto
sauce
number four I believe in true love
thanks for showing this to me yeah at
first I wasn't gonna show anybody right
what do you think
I think either he's the greatest guy in
the world or big trouble yeah forget it
I am NOT writing him back did I say that
ladies mr. Perla fitness meeting has
been pushed up and we've got changes and
what is that Friday night it's called
I'm your boss I'm married I'm old enough
to be your mother and you're old enough
to know better
now how do they fit all that in the
bottle
hey right-click this yo baby give me a
coffee light two sugars
I never might not get myself well I
guess we know he's not my secret admirer
yeah but who is
those are gorgeous are they yours
someone just sent them no note or
anything at throwing mistake well maybe
you have a secret admirer oh my gosh
they'd be so romantic
and you wouldn't worry that they were
weird or what and I'm not fun game one
yeah okay
No
do I know you
Oh
Belen it's her it's her she wrote she
writes she has written me no way yes way
what was that I don't know I did I
you're naughty I don't know about yet
what are you waiting for open it okay
listen do I know you
I said what was rolling on I mean I
thought that that's a very valid
question
I was actually bursting with enthusiasm
okay but it's a start
I mean I've already answered that is
exactly what I'm doing
no but I'm fascinated by you isn't that
a great place to start no the sooner she
gets to know the real means better
no but I'm fascinated by you isn't that
a great place to start
you
there are a million reasons I should not
be writing it back and five reasons why
I am listen this listen to this Lizabeth
number five because I've never had a
secret admirer and I'm choosing to
believe you're not a complete psycho
the first mistake she's a reverend I
love that number four because I could
eat my body weight in good pesto sauce
number three because I like your choice
of words well this is good this this is
a good one number two because you make
me feel alive number one number one
because I'd like to think that I also
believe and true up all that yeah you
got that right
hang on but the fact remains that I have
no idea who you are or even what you
look like
distinct disadvantage considering you
seem to know exactly who I am
frankly it's a little creepy well it is
maybe we should send her a picture no no
no pictures this thing goes south and
she recognize you on the street she's
gonna punch lights out
to the point then she concludes with and
while I'm definitely not comfortable
meeting in person I may be open to
getting to know you better through words
way before there was C Anderson actually
way way before there was you there was
my first major crush miss Jackson my
sixth-grade teacher
hey you're the big news oh yeah are you
cyber guy a little bit I don't know what
I'm doing
tell me everything so what's big news
well howdy neighbor Chloe got promoted
to coordinator
it's like gym like some of her marketing
ideas sis the extra-credit thing
crazy huh congratulations you must be
thrilled and shocked in a little
overwhelmed but whatever I'm ready to
dive in don't forget Chloe anything you
need just a charley horse which is I go
through gaol around here now on a
different note you and I promotional
lunch one o'clock what do you say yeah
all right all right you don't have to me
hey your laundry is done kiddo come get
it huh
you know what to do it there right hmm
the
you weren't the only one with the
teacher crush mine was my eighth-grade
math teacher mr. Duncan only one word
could describe him
perfect turns out another word could
also describe him
shoplifter my best friend is my dog
Bowie after David of course and he has
one blue eye and one brown eye my
weirdest job I've had more women in my
life than most I was a child superstar
in my mind I was a star athlete not
dessert
I love pie you who doesn't love pie
who's the genius oh yeah that's right
I'm a gene oh yeah yeah you're just four
almost as good as mine what jump-started
your creative engine oh yeah the
elationship elations right this will be
priority thank you two of those
for you uh for me from him your secret
admirer aka me it's just a small thank
you for helping me edit my proposal oh
well thank you
Chloe they're beautiful you look freaked
there for a second the whole secret
admirer concept isn't it actually I kind
of have one I mean it's nothing we're
just exchanging emails charlie that's so
exciting
are you guys gonna meet uh no oh gosh no
I mean not not yet if ever um I don't
know
listen I'm having this little dinner
party Saturday night at my house
you should come I'll be some cute guys
there
uh actually my babysitter is out of town
this weekend
so don't you remember that Luke has a
sleepover with boys on Saturday since
when is there asleep since right now
she'll be there with bells on
super
rusty left years ago it's time to get
back out there don't you think
now dude I know I've been sort of
ragging on you on this whole C Anderson
experiment but how's it going there you
romantic we've been exchanging stories
back and forth I feel like we're getting
to know each other it's weird but cool
to be honest he comes across a lot
different than she looks
oh yeah funnier more down-to-earth like
one of those people that has no idea how
beautiful they are hopefully you come
off different than you look to anyone's
estranged ever since this whole thing
started every time I'm out I feel like I
see her Oh Marcus probably is her come
here for me please we're nothing my
daughter you get a grip Suzanne what you
look like remember that's right I can
walk right up to her stay right now
she'd have no ideal Camille we don't
do you want to blow your cover because I
know you you will like this this is how
or where you want your angel to meet her
soulmate yeah
it was perfectly let's get out of here
Wow oh my gosh oh I'm so I'm so sorry I
I will pay for your dry cleaning or at
least buy you another shirt worry buddy
let me buy you a drink I mean you know
how about coffee no tomorrow I don't
even know you but we would get to know
each other over coffee
um I'll tell you what I'm I'm having
some friends of our Saturday night stop
by if you want I would love to
I am bin Martin
you Saturday night Ben Martin I look
forward to it just like me I'm sorry
that's quite all right little chilly
it's okay
nice meeting
mr. friends
yeah yeah Charlie can you run it right
yeah sorry I didn't realize Wow pretty
right what'd I tell ya okay this is how
it works
wanna get locks mega Keys if they're fit
it's much whatever you wanted beat Chloe
throws the most amazing increase that
you didn't tell me this was a singles
party would you have come if I did um
she brought up high what a house uh-huh
daddy oh my cousin
Oh second cousin he's working in London
for the year and he asked me a house it
would not take a dime am I like the
luckiest person alive
yeah of course
thank you
Oh too bad I'm sorry
fuck
everyone
what is this national pie day it was
able to bring pies
yeah
Chloe Chloe hey Ben Ben Ben Ben Mark
Martin right
the guy who were my memories yes a
warrior margarita yes I brought you a
pie somebody took it
wow that's the second pie tonight but
I'm just like high right yeah
so this is a bit less intimate than I
expected
oh well it's a lock-and-key party so the
more the merrier that's like oh of
course logon ki party should we get this
party okay have you ever been to one of
these no can't say I've had the pleasure
you I actually went to a college mixer
for Halloween one here where you had to
dress up as your favorite kitchen
utensils I don't really guess that
council doesn't I am bench and I have
looked stupid plenty time matter of fact
I probably would be stupid right I'm
Charlie and if anybody looks stupid
right now it's probably me I brought a
pie
I brought a pie I'm not kidding I
brought a pie here tonight really yes
Wow and you don't look stupid at all
quite the contrary matter of fact you
look very nice thank you
but you were clearly very drunk
if I was drunk trust me I would be
standing on a table humiliating myself
singing some old unrecognizable song to
top my lunch like what I would probably
be singing you don't have to say
Lebanese by Dusty Springfield
hey black dusty Suzette that that's
crazy in my opinion just in Memphis is
probably the best record ever made yes
yes so are you friends with Chloe uh
yeah we work together oh yeah uh well
from being honest I actually thought
tonight was gonna be our first date
I think tonight is supposed to be a lot
of people's first case
no I proper date with a beginning a
middle and an end
well the night is young if you're lucky
you might still get an end hey you two
Hey I'm fun yeah we were just talking
about Dusty Springfield Oh
was that an air freshener
so on no no are you are you having fun
oh I always have fun yeah even though no
one's keys up in my lock yet come on try
it yes I will give that a shot
see ya
no it's Jane no I don't think
yep's know can you ki tried no no we
haven't actually bitten me come on don't
be stomping oh yeah it's just a shot
okay okay rule yep closer
Wow bigger smiles you too
excellent Abby will email it to you both
okay just make sure I get your email
addresses before you leave
will do okay gang let's see who else is
meant for each other okay so what now
hi we should have pie shouldn't we no
one's gonna get our pie
you should leaves up a slice right yeah
actually I'm gonna take off but you
should stick around get to know clover
well in that case Charlie it was a
pleasure to me I was but it was nice
you seem like a a good guy then so am
mmm here
stay that way thank you
hey you did you have fun we played
guitar girl and had three different
kinds of pizzas Wow thanks for the
assist huh
uh honey anything to get your love life
out of neutral
so how was a little soiree not so little
it was a singles party for 300 of
Chloe's closest honey so basically it
was torture though there was this lock
and key theme which I guess wasn't okay
ice bigger anybody okay break your ice
no not really darling
well there was this one guy then but
he's all gaga for Chloe
so you see my one decent guy that to
give you hope
mm-hmm there's always your email fella
yes
boys come on thanks again
all right delicious see you later
what did you do last night
big party
did you meet bloom
interesting
I'll never tell
I'll take that as a yes whatever you
know man they never call just email
maybe it'll be surprised game 1
Chloe I know this is Charlie Chloe's in
a meeting can I take a message
Charlie as in I brought a pie charlie
Ben hey I had no idea that you're
Chloe's assistant I'm not I'm just
covering her phone if you'll excuse me
for a moment I'm just gonna pry my foot
right out of my mouth sure go right
ahead
okay I'm back so what did I miss after I
left the party just more of my witty
repartee any drunken singing
unfortunately but I switched the 7up
midstream see and I was sure you'd end
up taking requests so that's why you
laughed huh um well I'll tell Chloe you
called does she have your number I will
give it to you right now it is area code
three two three five five five zero one
eight four got it
I'll talk you soon charlie yeah man they
say they'll call and they never do take
care of Charlie Charlie huh Charlie sit
down
something wrong I've been offered a job
in Chicago Chicago what kind of job VP
of Marketing for arc mount hotels oh my
gosh would you say I said yes I leave in
a month I felt crazy late uh so happy
freakish Oh Charlie no sorry sorry yeah
it's just
Who am I gonna cook my famous faster
lasagna for and you know how much Luke
loves the boys and if I have anything to
say about this you're not losing a
friend you're gaining a promotion I'm
gonna talk to Tim about you this
afternoon Jim still thinks I'm an
assistant Jim thinks every woman's an
assistant when you know more than
anybody out there including Jim
everybody knows it I can't promise
anything but I'm gonna do my best sales
job you're amazing mm-hmm but what do
you think the chances of that really
happening or what is meant to be will be
nothing
ah
sorry I didn't want to wait for the
elevator and late enough
no worries hey work burglar I have floor
c6 tonight's game go red um no I
actually a date with Luke tonight
darn everyone I've asked is busy it's
really hoping for a fun night out well
why don't you take Ben Ben Ben oh yeah I
forgot to going back my bad he can make
amends with basketball tickets
hello Luke um do you work here
I'm seven that's it yep yeah that's
probably not enough to work here would
you happen to know where I could find
Chloe Anderson everyone is in the
conference room
whoa that's pretty cool what is that
mystery site like the place with mystery
site have you ever been there
unfortunately I have never been there
there was one a few hours from where I
grew up I never got to go supposed to be
amazing my balls rolled uphill cars move
without being started like that so yes
way how do they do it
see that's the mystery that's what makes
it cool yeah some mystery what my I was
close to taking our last summer but then
I got chickenpox ooh
chickenpox and he's been obsessed with
the place since we saw the bumper
sticker for last year now it's like his
holy grail hello Charlie
hi pen so that little dude is yours yeah
just for the last seven years so I think
I'll keep him
oh good idea mom I can hear you I know
he came she promised to take me to
mystery site this summer
you want to come yeah yeah go to mystery
side with you Korra's yeah I've never
been
here as a reminder okay you let me keep
this hmm
serious okay sweet dude bye hon thank
you man you're welcome
mom can I go photocopy my by hands-only
buster
okay yeah that I don't burn your butt I
try that I you know you might not want
to mention the mystery site again or
he'll be all over you he never forgets a
thing that's okay neither do i oh and I
believe someone owes me a chorus of
Dusty Springfield be careful what you
wish for cuz I'm a bust that out at any
given moment
Millie ate myself why do I always find
you two together wait for some
co-production uh I am have fun guys
kissing bye bye Luke come on it's time
to go
you
that was one of the best games I've seen
in a long time thank you very much for
inviting me
course hey Ben you two ready to order
mmm I just can't decide it just mmm
shall I order for us sure let's see how
psychic you are okay
linguine and chicken with extra pesto
sauce YUM pesto um but no linguini just
that you can light on the pesto and
extra veggies please I'll just have it
the way it comes I'm on a no-carb kick
trying to get back into a size Q you
can't tell me that you're worried about
your weight you're perfect what else do
you think you know about me I see a
Chloe who's bright um ambitious very
capable but most likely has had some
doors open to her because she's so
beautiful
go on I see a Chloe that despite her
beauty good fortune and numerous friends
at the end of the day at the end of the
day just wants one thing and that's true
love but that special someone is a
little more difficult to find than she
would have thought cuz most guys
especially right guys find her too my
approach to out of their league so much
so that I bet they don't even try
so she has decided to think outside of
the box and give romance try see if it
leads somewhere no one fulfilling
clothes pretty good yeah yeah
it's weird it's like Ben knows me like
he's looked into my soul or something
well there's nothing like a sense of guy
you know for the first time I feel like
I've met a guy who likes me for what's
in here
yeah well sensitive guy or know what's
out here is what's driving that boys
drink I don't know how this one may be
different
what about you haven't heard you mention
phantom of the email recently that's
because he stopped emailing maybe he's
busy rounded town maybe it's your turn
to email him and he's waiting on you oh
come on let's face it Belle it's crazy
I've been having feelings for a guy I've
never even met know nothing about who
could be absolutely anybody and I have a
child to think about I can't be bringing
strange man into his life that hasn't
exactly been a problem whatever I'm
breaking it off with our boy right now
I've met someone
it's Colin check this out you gonna want
to hear this from C Anderson dear art
Boyd I've enjoyed getting to know you
but I need to move on
I met someone real someone I like that
guy from the party I mentioned and I
think it's best if I just focus on him
right now
I hope you understand all the best see
she likes me she didn't want to see
anybody else
rats bro you're an
I totally understand he sounds like a
great guy go for it
good luck see
I'm just called something all excited
wants to take me away to Joshua Tree for
the weekend oh it's a magical place
you'll have a great time what's there
exactly well it's a park in the desert
with cactus wild flowers beautiful
Joshua trees starry nights huh maybe we
will start with the outlets on the way
there what about you what are you doing
for the weekend are you finally meeting
your secret admirer hardly I just II
dumped him I have lots of guys I can fix
you up with aside from the ones at the
party no I know good on blind dates
well how do you expect to meet someone
the Internet I'll tell you what we'll go
on a double date me and Ben you and
someone fab I come up with um but
there's just one thing if you're gonna
jump back into the dating pool you may
need a little bit of a visual reboot one
what are you doing after work
Jim you remember Charlie Wow the
greatest comeback since the 69 minutes
Chloe
gonna introduce me here Charlie Wow
I mean this is unbelievable is that a
compliment I mean if you want it to be
of course she does
oh my gosh Charlie boom it was all Chloe
she's a makeover fee
oh no don't listen to her she's got the
goods okay Chloe I'm next
you know what operation Charlie goes
dating starts immediately what are you
doing tomorrow night
mom you look pretty I'm glad you're
gonna do over it's a make over and thank
you honey you know what I'm starting to
feel kind of pretty are you telling me
how many dad I'm going on a date a
shopping spree hmm
let's do bad hey you know what one day
you might have another dad but for right
now the only thing that matters is that
I love you very very much okay I know
Mom and this time no tying up the
babysitter oh she's old Charlie this is
Kate hi Gabe nice to meet you hey Chloe
told me all about you but I showed up
anyway charlie Gabe's got a wicked sense
of humor hey everybody I'm so sorry that
I'm late
hi Charlie you look amazing
Chloe said that you had a makeover exam
at work so hey I'm Ben Gabe nice to meet
you I'm not sure I like the way you're
lookin at my date
would you rather I look at you that way
I love this guy just hungry I am see I
never got to hang at rolling spaghetti
how are you doing hmm
momento let me show you the manner from
Cicely other 12 the spaghetti first you
take the third camera and you make the
swirl like this and when you have the
pasta on the default then after the
twist and swirl then you II but Gabe
truly has the most adorable
seven-year-old son oh yeah what's he do
for a living
well actually Luke and his mind plays
for the Dodgers but in reality he's just
learning how to throw a ball not that I
am the best teacher cuz I'm not well I'd
offer to help but I make kids cry most
adults do Charlie I'm actually happy to
teach sloop if you'd like I wouldn't ask
you to do that yeah okay
you're kidding no brilliant
um well oh okay and I'm sure he's loving
it's a date then
on a guy okay so Ben's a prince we get
it now can we talk about me yes of
course
Gabe what do you do for a living me I
run a Charm School kidding
tonight wasn't so bad was it hmm
sure gave is the right match for Charlie
but oh it's the best I could do on short
notice anyway you got a bunch of frogs
before you meet your prince
because you believe in true love right I
believe in true luck at least that's how
life's worked for me anyway the other
night at dinner you said you only wanted
one thing you said that was true love no
you said it for me
besides just because I may want it
doesn't mean I believe it actually
exists it's not very romantic of you no
but this is
so Charlie's dating random jerks maybe I
should meet Dana yeah pink sock
Charlie's a good girl you know she's
nice sweet kind she's practically a
perfect woman last thing she needs to be
doing is dating a cynic like you off the
board well maybe she should be dating
someone like I don't know yourself what
is that supposed to mean
just that you're awfully fond of a lady
that you're not even actually dating I
could have a girlfriend and a friend at
the same time nothing wrong with that
it's called multitasking huh all being
stalked but anyway how is the lovely
Chloe doing she's um she's ridiculously
hot you know that's how she is I just
think he might have a problem sharing in
person you know what now just last night
she had a completely different take on
true love than we spoke online they're
completely different it's just you
confusing to me one thing to say it's
online nothing to say to a face
fade away not even close not even close
well you say did you talk to
we stayed up all night searching for
UFOs which was kind of fun for the first
hour and became pointless Oh been made a
fire with twigs he's such a boy scout we
toasted marshmallows though I I made Ben
eat my marshmallows I'm totally off
sugar now oh my favorite part we stopped
at the outlets on the way back
Ben hey are your ears burning Luke keeps
asking me when he's gonna teach how to
throw our Oh you got that okay let's see
what you got fire it right down the tube
oh okay that wasn't bad
those totally back I felt like my mother
that's not true
you don't you throw much better than
I've seen her throw your skills far
surpasses okay I'll be week okay
When I was your age I couldn't even
throw that well true story but I
practiced and I practiced and couple
years later I was bringing the heat or
at least some warmth by then so come
here check this out the peace sign right
you get to put the ball right in between
the two fingers you're gonna rest it on
that knuckle clamp it with your thumb
just right here the same arm that you
throw with you're gonna push off that
leg point to where you want to throw and
watch straight over your head here right
there give it a flick it up
okay watch this mom watch this watch
this
I got a good feeling about this right
down the pipe
Oh one lesson I'm the Phil Jackson a
peewee ball again right down the pipe
yes yeah I really can't thank you enough
oh you're kidding I had blast up there
Luke is a great kid you're obviously a
great mom I don't want to be intrusive
but sauna where's his dad um he left uh
he left right after Luke at his first
birthday
so he's not in Luke's life at all mm his
loss and Luke's of course
what's good you're dating again right
yeah right now I'm kind of stalled in
that department out of here
you're a great catch you deserve a great
guy
he's out there I'm sure you'll find him
nice dude nice
surprise ah man you scared the life out
of me what are you doing here I'm here
for Charlie's thank you lies Oh God
you know actually guys I have a lot of
work to do I'll probably just order in
but you two go enjoy yourselves are you
sure uh yeah go okay all right we're
stalling for tonight though right
absolutely
okay yeah all right bye okay so what is
your all-time favorite sad sad movie The
Notebook because I love general she was
stellar in that I will give you that
what about comedy was your favorite
comedy of all time okay well you can't
judge me I am the eunuch first 16 kids
I'm just like sixteen Candles are you
kidding me what about dessert what's
your favorite dessert hi of course
think we talked about them we certainly
did
what about
your favorite childhood memory my
favorite childhood memory mmm my
favorite childhood memory it's big um
that would have to be riding bikes with
my dad at the beach really early in the
morning there's the two of us all right
my turn
good yeah favor color blue favor ban
needles really yeah well you said that
like you're surprised I was Mazetti
to old school for you know I just heared
you for a stone spanning well I am a
Stones fan but if I had to pick one
desert island style I would go
acquittals
interesting so I was a new-and-improved
Charlie getting a little cozy with her
now what no they're just friends he did
her a favor and so she's just returning
it does I mean that you're free for
lunch check this out I'm buying berating
five favorite moment in the last three
months that would be Chloe's lock and
key party I met a new friend that night
burn bright yes yes ma'am thank you very
much
what I'm just thinking the only thing on
that plate that Chloe would eat is
pickle and I'm not even certain about
the pickle okay well if it's not moving
or some unidentifiable color I'm there a
woman after my own heart
hmm thank you for boosting with his
confidence although you better be
careful with all your talk he's gonna
end up wanting to call you for a
playdate that's okay we can move on to
Bessie hey guys we were just out for a
quick lunch
guys outside thought you had a lot of
other stuff to do
well I mean you know what they say I'll
work and no play makes Chloe no fun for
the Benjy we can't have that now can we
yeah I guess I guess we can't of that
well bye charlie Chloe
see you soon right Ben bye Ben after you
ladies
Arnold drives you what makes you tick
what thrills you would what would you
value the simplest things to the deepest
I do maybe that's more about me so
that's not true at all
I'm very interested in you yeah
what's my favorite color what's what's
my favorite color
when it's will actually
what's my favorite band involved then
and both know what position did I play
in Little League how should I know
because I played right see where is this
coming from this isn't because I'm gonna
to lunch with Ryan is it it's not
because Ryan's nobody we just work to
get him
it's not about Ryan anyway I'm sorry I
I let's watch a DVD clear our heads
what's your favorite fun living maybe we
house here
would you happen to have sixteen Candles
the top five reasons I'm a total loser
remember me
don't do this charlie
this better be good for a weekend 8 a.m.
wake-up call okay
guess who art boy got an email from last
night Angelina Jolie schwanz Tyree kid C
Anderson Chloe emailed you at your big
Sunday emergency pick on I never gave
her the art by email address for obvious
reasons whatever why I don't know you
know if she if she ended it with cyber
me because she was in the real meat
she's cheating on you with you come on
son that's not funny got him funny
okay what why what happened what you do
we got in a little fight it was tiny I
mean was inconsequential you know it
isn't it certainly not a deal-breaker I
wouldn't think maybe not to you our boy
has to meet C Anderson in the flesh and
you have to do it right now nip it in
the bud before it's too complicated and
you lose her entirely right yeah
see great to hear from
it's time for us to meet in person
please say yes
you
okay let's do it house tomorrow 1:00
p.m. the tables at the skylight
marketplace
can't blame me you know if they don't
get so you guys really don't think I'm
crazy
Charlie you're meeting him in a crowded
public place outdoors in broad daylight
it'd be fine
however if he looks remotely like
Hannibal Lecter skedaddle healeth wild
that after all those emails you still
don't know what he looks like
yeah well he didn't want to send a photo
and frankly neither did I you know what
what the heck I'll go really yeah I want
to see this guy
okay okay so what's your middle picture
um okay the Polish may be a little
scruffy kind eyes
soulful looking yeah so far in town I
keep my well yeah I can't believe I'm
doing this
if our boys half as great as you say he
seems you should have done it a long
time ago Oh what if he's here now I
don't want him to know that you're my
body okay
I got it I'll just casually go over
their membership and then I'll casually
sit a few tables away and if it's a
busted sneeze twice I'll just call your
cell phone with a family emergency okay
cuz you like having six guy I love the
sixth grade bye charlie I'll see you
back at the office
is this he taken
I don't believe it is perfect thanks
what's up with this guy right
see understand then it's you yes
see Anderson is me Ben
what brought that on just the sum total
of all of our experiences online but
yeah I just I just feel like that's the
first time that I kissed real C Anderson
I thought you're gonna be at the tables
are you okay yeah it's just um just the
big picture becoming clear yeah you can
say that
you really didn't know
there you go just hot green tea order
Chinese chicken veggies on low carbs
Thanks
and how did you first get my email
address
I overheard you giving your email
address to your friend and I wrote it
down but we would wait I know that
that's crazy and it's wrong so I don't
regret it because we got to meet each
other
Chloe I foresaw you which was in the
park walking across the bridge
I was taken you blond hair and your
white dress I'm just flowing in the wind
to me you look like an angel Ben there's
something I need to tell you
hold that bond hold that yeah no okay
yep uh-uh no tell not to leave I'll be
down there to sign for all right that
was just calling we're having some
proofs delivered and my name is on the
box so I have to go down and sign for it
we won't get it okay so I'll be five
minutes and I'll be right back okay then
just keep drinking hot tea cuz you look
better already
okay
I'll be right back
dear see I'm sorry I didn't show up
today I know it was wrong and I
apologize if I hurt you in any way but I
realized what we've had all along is
just a fantasy and it was probably
foolish on both of our parts to think it
could ever be matched in reality need
our one secret admirer wants to stay
secret you drink to this practice please
know that you'll always live in my heart
and that no one can ever take away the
joy we've shared ah hi Chloe where you
been
oh just in with Jim he had a question
about one of the accounts I take it our
boy didn't show nope warm heart cold
feet
Solomon Fanny I'm sorry now your pal
you know even though I never met our boy
I really felt like I knew him because we
talked about so many things like little
life things you know yeah I'd like to
believe that at least that part was real
Oh Chloe you didn't tell Ben that I was
meeting cyber guy did you Ben no
definitely not okay good it's all just
too mortifying I really don't want
anybody else to know okay ladies company
meeting in the conference rooms what's
going on I'm just a messenger can we
shoot you she's very cute you know I
think you're finally warming up to meet
charlie horse you call me that again and
I'll personally disable you and enjoy
every single second of it I'm getting to
her you getting something okay I'm gone
for five minutes and then she leaves and
this is what I find and why are you
telling you what does I need time to
think you mean I'm just riffing here but
I'd say it means she needs time to think
I don't get it you know she said her
name was fine maybe but the question
remains why did she email art way again
team we're gathered here to bid fond
farewell to thou as she leaves the warm
and sunny playing fields of Los Angeles
for the cold and windy expanses of that
toddlin town Chicago there's a new
uniform oh just what I needed
and so slimming I also want to give a
shout out to Val's replacement and I'm
happy to say that despite the
availability of some talented players
from the outside I've decided to promote
from within our own championship team
after all we are promotions company
right so put your hands together for
game ones new director of marketing Ryan
Burt
Jim is an idiot he doesn't deserve me
and you deserve better I was waiting to
see how things played out with the job
and with art boy before I brought this
up but I said that I could bring someone
in to run in my office in Chicago hmm
I'm not gonna pull any punches it is
cold it is like North Pole cold but if
you're up for the challenge
think on it well I miss you already
Thank You charlie hey Chloe still
working yeah trying to impress your new
boss you should have gotten the job it's
actually quite liberating not to get
what you had your heart set on twice in
one day
frees you from all expectation Charlie
about your email guy oh he's the last
person I want to talk to him yeah I know
but but nothing
I refuse to devote another second of my
life to that man but I will say this I
got to him that machine
yeah
Chloe's been I think we should talk so
uh just call me whatever you ready
okay
hey hey what oh the sacred shirt and my
like a basketball shirt I have you so he
watch Thank You Ben this is really above
and beyond the call of duty no worries I
actually needed to see couple smiling
faces today especially that one right
there that toothy grin ready to tear up
the court you see what you got buddy all
net oh Harlem Globetrotter style before
your time at luck lemon this guy trust
me this guy was wizard on the court nice
it's really gonna miss it here if we
leave what are you talking about well
there's a chance I'll take that job that
välfärd me in Chicago wait you you
might be moving
I haven't told anybody yet not Luke
but I'm just waiting for it to actually
happen first ah
okay
that's that's that's uh that's a
surprise
I'm not looking up the trailer just yet
no I know I'd really miss that little
dude
yeah he'll miss you too
so uh what is the potential job Oh
argument hotels you're kidding
My partner Colin and I just did some
sample creative for them through their
local well we're potentially up for a
sizable freelance gig Wow really yeah
well whether or not I end up there I'll
definitely tell Val about it I'm sure
she'll get Leah I I didn't mean that
it's just that uh I mean if I got the
job then maybe we'd find herself in the
same city
nice
all right great work team okay on the
count of three game ones model one two
three
there's no louder break thank you
are you talking to me there's a lunch
table can fit Pecola with our name on it
nice I'll meet you downstairs looking
good charlie horse thanks Ryan
hey what's the deal it even Ryan know he
likes taking me to lunch
he's actually kind of fun more fun than
Ben Charlie about Ben
um I think you know he's meant for
somebody else why do you say that
well what if a guy he never really sees
the real you because he doesn't want to
ruin the fantasy that he's created are
you talking about Ben or my secret
admirer I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring
it back to me but Chloe you know that
Ben's really special right yeah guys
like him don't come along every day
yeah I just hate to see you do something
you regret you know yeah trying not to
Hey
how soon do you need me how about
yesterday yes thank you I look forward
to it too bye we got the are c'mon job
no yes we did yes yeah your pal Charlie
told Val about us she got a whole over
comps she's loved them she made her
first executive decision
oh we are in baby huh you should call
your friend Charlie thicker no no no I
got a good Rob as a finger person I'm
good up I'll be back ok great
I can't believe how fast all of this
happened one day you're here the next
year gone I know I'm just lucky that my
landlord had a waiting list right unison
huh hey I'm glad I caught you I was just
gonna stop by to tell you thanks you
know for everything you
oh no that was all Val's doing but I'm
really glad it worked out yeah yeah me
too so you're actually leaving yeah well
when they throw you going-away party
there's no turning back yeah yeah I
guess oh but I guess where I'm taking
Luke on our way to Chicago where weird
mystery site for his birthday I can't
wait to see the look on his face he's
gonna flip out oh I wish I could be
there to see that that safe travels you
know please tell Luke I said goodbye
give him a hug for me he's gonna be a
Dodger in no time I'll definitely tell
him that and take care of yourself mr.
min I will and thank you so much Chloe
for the great send-off
good luck around here okay thank you
take care
it's good to see you
I hate Chicago stupid you can't hate
someplace you've never been and the
entire city can't be stupid yes it can
okay go inside check your room one more
time so we haven't forgotten anything
okay okay thank you
hey Chloe what is it everything okay
I know who your secret admirer is what
Charlie it's been and everything that he
thought he loved about me was you
does Ben know about this wanted to tell
you first
can we just keep it that way
I mean someone stuff I got to do is I'm
gonna say goodbye okay thank you okay
so I was in a only charlie this whole
time never happened you know for a guy
who's so interested in life's little
details there's one you never realized I
spell my name with an en not an O n like
Charlie who does sex look Ben I don't
mean to be harsh but we don't belong
together yeah and that's not to say that
you're not the nicest guy that I've ever
dated or that I haven't really enjoyed
being with you but the truth is I belong
with someone more like me I need to be
with someone knows your favorite color
who actually likes pie and pesto and
Dottie's Springsteen do Springfield and
most importantly someone who believes in
true love and he's probably pulling out
of her driveway as we speak oh my gosh
you
no I was important I wished I had a tell
it won't come true
you
thanks mom this is gonna be the best
birthday ever
we're here we're actually here I know
sweetheart hey honey built this place up
so much in your mind but I just want to
make sure you don't get disappointed
okay hi mom
come on all right you go ahead I'll
catch up
don't tell me a dinosaur no a dog is two
different color eyes
oh sorry for crashing but I do still
have my invite cool
I'm gonna go please the dog so do you
believe in true luck
a true love I think I'm starting to
believe in a little bit of both
hey mom guess what my birthday wish came
true that we come to the mystery site oh
yeah that's it
shall we