I suppose we could just fire him
Of course, we'll have to give him three months notice
Stuff and nonsense. Leave it to me
I'll talk to the chairman and insist on Mr Bean's immediate dismissal
Now, then back to the agenda
The Grierson Gallery of California
Has recently received a private donation of 50 million dollars
To spend on buying Whistler's portrait of his mother
From the Musée d'Orsay in Paris
It is quite simply
The most historic purchase made by an American gallery this century
It's as simple as this
The greatest painting ever by an American artist
is returning at last to America
From now on, Whistler's Mother lives right here in Los Angeles
where she belongs
When will we actually see her?
The unveiling will be in about two weeks, and you're all invited
They've asked us to send a scholar of great weight and substance
to preside over the ceremony
and stay on for a couple of months of lectures and seminars
Dr Rosenblum, Dr Cutler
you both hold high claim on this great honour
-The chairman is here, sir -Excellent. Send him in
Oh, and run and fetch Mr Bean, will you?
-We're about to fire him -Marvellous
Yes, Mr Bean is the worst employee in the gallery's history
Good afternoon, sir
Sit down. Sit down
Now, before we move on to the major business of the day
I should like to broach the question of Mr Bean
Now, Mr Bean has worked for us for many years
And will for many years to come
I employed this splendid young man when I was doing your job Charles
and you can have my resignation if you go anywhere near him
He's a fine young fellow
Absolutely. Quite right
Very well , moving on
The Grierson Gallery of California needs a representative of our great gallery
They're looking for a scholar of a very high standing
I have therefore decided to recommend for the post
and the three month sabbatical that goes with it
that splendid employee
Mr Bean
All those in favour?
Yes!
Excellent. Carried
Our loss is America's gain
David
Got a letter from the Royal National Gallery
They're recommending a guy called Bean to represent them
Bean?
I can't say I've heard of him
Well , the letter's signed by Drs Rosenblum and Cutler
-Well , that's impressive -They say
"He is a man whose incontrovertible genius dwarfs our own meagre talents"
Rosenblum and Cutler said that?
Well , you asked for England's top man. I do believe I delivered him
He certainly sounds like it
However , before we confirm
Bernice here still feels that we'd get more media attention
if we had someone from let's say , the entertainment industry
I genuinely believe that we could get Jon Bon Jovi
Jon Bon Jovi?
-To unveil Whistler's Mother? -Yes
I've nothing against Jon Bon Jovi
The man has had two great hairstyles in the last 10 years
which is an achievement not to be sniffed at
but so far as I know
Mr Jovi knows absolutely nothing about 19th-century lmpressionism
He certainly hasn't mentioned it in any of his recent songs
-No, but David... -This is not a rock video
This is a great and serious work of art
and Dr Bean will give the occasion depth and dignity
-You're right. We go with Bean -George...
No, no, no, no, David's our curator
This is David's call. It's his decision , his responsibility
ultimately , his neck
-And where do you want him to stay? -I have a rather interesting idea
Here?
In our house for two months?
David , what suddenly there's no hotels in Los Angeles?
Okay , there's no need to get excited here. I just thought you know
this is the Royal National Gallery of England's top man
And I thought he'd be very exciting to have around
to learn from and talk to and...
So do we know anything about our new best friend?
No, but I think they might have mentioned it if he was a notorious serial killer
Are you feeling lucky, punk?
David , you know we have an expression in this country
-lt says , "Over my dead body" -Ali
I'd like to put it on the table right here and now
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
And it could be seriously great for the kids
-You're kidding -Come on, it's gonna be great!
Let's say there is a chart
of the most intelligent people you've ever met in your life
Well, at number one with a bullet is Dr Bean
Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer?
Like , "What is an intrauterine device?"
Well , I think more like "What's the meaning of life?"
-I never asked you that -That's fine. It doesn't matter
What I am saying here is that Dr Bean is a very remarkable man
Hey , for all you know he could be very cute
Oh , come on the guy is gonna be a creep. All Englishmen are ugly
I just look at Prince Charles and weep
Okay, so he's gonna look like Meat Loaf's butt
Yeah , and that's if we get lucky
Jennifer , no one is asking you to marry him
You know , I don't know why we have these family conferences
if Dad's already made up his mind
-Perceptive child -Hey , what's wrong with Meat Loaf's butt?
Oh , come on everybody it's gonna be great!
Dr Bean is a genius of the very highest order
Good evening
Ah..No, sir, you're in fact in first class
Good evening
Good evening, sir. May I take your coat?
Thank you
Good. Simple poster, nice and big
It's actual size. A bargain at 9.99$
- Spencer? -Yes, sir
Bath towel
Yeah , pushing your luck a little here, Walter
It'll sell
-It's Whistler's Sister -Oh , you are kidding
No, sir, we have a range for every member of the family
Whistler's Mother's Cookies, chocolate chip
Whistler's Father's Beer Mug
and here's a really cute one for the younger-brother range
-Whistler's Whistle - Yeah
-You just blow up her ass. Here, try -Yeah, yeah, yeah, l...
Mummy, I don't feel well
I think I'm gonna be sick
-Just here, sir - Your attention , please
Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport
Do not leave baggage or other items unattended
Any second now. I think we're looking for a Brad Pitt look-alike
Police!
Get on him now! Move it!
In pursuit of a 415. Male with a gun heading into zone 10, terminal 2
Get your people over here now!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Move it.. Move , Move , Move
Police! Coming through!
Move..Move , police
Everyone on the floor now!
-Not you, sweetie -Oh, right
Carefully take out your weapon, holding the butt with two fingers only
Slowly place it on the floor and take three steps back
-What is this? -I don't know. Weird
Mr Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?
Not that I know of
Well, you can certainly use some
-So, Doctor... -Bean
Yes, okay, Dr Bean. Well, you made it
Nice flight?
Well, this is Kevin
and this is Jennifer. She's been very excited about meeting you
My wife, Alison
David, could I just have the tiniest talk with you in the kitchen?
All right, yeah. We're just gonna...
I appreciate that on first viewing he seems a little eccentric
David, there are Martians
who have been exiled from Mars for looking weird
who look less weird than this guy
He has an original quality
-He goes today -But every time
Wow! That was amazing!
That's really cool. Hey, can you do this?
No, but I can do this
Neat! Wow! How do you do that?
Magic
-Okay, so you're gonna tell him? -I'll do it. Yes
-Today? -Yes, today, today, today
-Today seems like a good day -Good
Well, sir, an unorthodox start
I guess I never expected things with a man of your calibre to be normal
I gotta confess. I've never actually read anything you've written
Tell me, Doctor, what exactly is your position at the gallery?
I sit in the corner
and look at the paintings
That is brilliant!
If only more scholars would do that, you know, just sit and look
You know, not lecture and write and argue
just sit and look at the paintings themselves
Now, that is brilliant. Yeah
-Morning, Elmer -Good morning , sir
Dr Bean?
If you'd like to sign in, sir?
Thank you. Welcome to the Grierson, Dr Bean
Welcome to my world
We're expected in Grierson's office at 9:00 a.m
Now, this is a man who does not like to be kept waiting, so if you...
-Do you mind if l... -Yeah, okay, absolutely. You bet
All right
Hi
Doctor, we should make a move. We're very late
Oh. We... Doctor, we... If... When you're ready
Okay
Ah..David , finally
And this must be our professor from across the sea
Yes, George Grierson, this is Dr Bean
I'm delighted, Doctor
-Actually, I'm not... - Dr Bean?
-Dr Bean? -Can we get a photo, please, sir?
-Right here. -We've heard a great deal about you, Doctor
- Thank you, gentlemen -We expect a great deal of you
-And this is Bernice, in charge of PR -An absolute honour, Doctor
All right, thank you. And Walter Huntley our merchandise manager
-Nice to meet you -Moving along. Take a seat, Doctor
Thank you. Here, let me take that old thing
This is very out-of-date Thank you.
Before we settle in, you might want to feast your eyes on these
Well, I'll be honest with you, Bean I like this
It's beautiful , sir. I think it is , yeah
-Over here -Okay
That's a lovely green there
-Good. Good. Down to business -Okay
I've asked Bernice to run through the order of events for the opening
Dr Bean , would you like to join us?
No. No, I'll just...
Very well. Bernice?
Now, you will note that anything pertaining to special media requirements
is prefixed with an asteris
i.e. glossy stills requested by some of the favoured weeklies , that sort of thing
Right. So the big day unfolds as follows
Our generous benefactor, General Newton
will be arriving at 10:00 a.m to meet the members of the staff
Then , at 10:30 we'll have the unveiling of the picture
Now, this will be in front of all press and media
Walter, I'm assuming all this merchandising is gonna be made available?
Oh, absolutely. From fridge magnets to Frisbees, we'll be ready
So it will probably be at about 11:00 a.m when the stage is set for Dr Bean
Yes, all right, we really...
We really should bring in the doctor here
Dr Bean?
Doctor, we've just been inspecting the schedule, and...
If you would just like to take a look at yours right over there at your convenience?
Ah.The general should be arriving at 10:00 a.m
And he'll unveil the picture at 10:30
so at about 11:00, we should be ready for your speech
Yes, and I think 20 minutes should be long enough
-Don't you , Bernice? -Absolutely
I know you could fill hours, Doctor
but for the press, it would be best if you could keep it quite light
Maybe throw in some anecdotes about the actual painting of the picture
Ah..and explain why it is considered to be America's greatest painting
Is that going to be enough, Doctor, 20 minutes?
Well, dear friends, if you'll excuse me, I have a lunch with the Mayor
Not the kind of thing I like, but duty calls
Well, Doctor, it's good to meet you
It's a complex experience
Enjoy your stay with David. They're simple people but warm
-David, if I may have just a private word? -Okay
I tell you, why don't you wait for me back at the new acquisitions?
I'll join you shortly. Yeah
-He's a genius, right? -Yeah, he's eccentric, but...
-Yes -Yeah
The unveiling of Whistler's Mother is the most important thing
to ever happen to this gallery
and Dr Bean was your choice
Yes, I understand that
Thank you, sir
Dr Bean, when we get home, I wonder...
When we get home, I wonder if you would mind
giving me a private moment with my wife
There's a little something we need to work out
No problem
Yeah, I think... Just wait in here would be good
Oh, just ignore that Her mother gave it to us
Huge sentimental value, you know, so...
Just make yourself at home. I'll be just a couple of minutes with Alison
Oh, Doctor. I would actually not do that
That's a limited edition It's that it's delicate, so if you...
Or, yeah, if... Put it there would be good. Yeah
Okay, that's... All right
-Hi -Hi
No Dr Bean?
Well, actually, no, he is still here, but let me...
-Jennifer! Kevin! -I just want us... I just want us...
Plan B!
You have luggage packed? What is Plan B?
Plan B is
if you haven't gotten rid of Dr Bean, we go straight to Grandma's
-I can't believe you... -Screwed up again, huh, Dad?
Oh, come on, there was no time to raise the subject!
-Kevin, start the car, would you, sweetie? -Oh, Ali, wait a second and look
No, you look, David, my darling I have asked very little from you
but I did ask you to get rid of Dr Bean, and you have made your choice
so you two can stay here
and really come to grips with postmodernism
but I am taking our children to my mother's
Just give him one last chance
-Oh, David... -Just one
Please?
Okay. Okay
-Thank you -All right
Thanks. Once you get to know him
-I think you're gonna... -David, don't
-Hello, Doctor -Hello
No, no, no, no, Doctor, that is not for the TV. That's for the...
Yeah, well, there they go
Well, Doctor, we've got the whole weekend together
Yeah, get to know each other and...
I was thinking tomorrow we might really do LA
There's the Gallery of American lndian Art There's the California State Gallery
There's actually this new place, the Rabowitz
which is kind of the place for abstract expressionism
Does that sound good to you?
Maybe you have something else in mind?
Incredible
You set?
Why don't you get another ticket? Could be more fun second time round
Okay
Brace yourself
-He's a genius, huh? -That's what they tell me
Well, he looks like a fruitcake to me
Are you willing to take responsibility for his actions?
Well, you're a braver man than me
and I single-handedly take on gangs armed with AK-47s
Get him out of here. Tell him he is a butt I would dearly love to kick
and the next time, I will
Doctor, there is something we have to talk about
and I don't quite know how to put this
What I am concerned about is...
Whoever that is, I am getting rid of them
There he is
David, sorry we're late
The traffic! Oh, terrible
You couldn't believe. Every day, it gets worse and worse
-It's just the way she... It's the green -And why? Because nobody's in control
No, it's the yellow. It's just... It's the yellow. She is a...
Well, where is Alison?
Well, I've got some bad news and some good news
The bad news is that Alison has had to go visit her mum
-who, well, is not well -That's too bad
-Gee, the poor thing -Sorry to hear that, David
The good news is that Dr Bean and l will be cooking
-You sure that's good news? -Well, of course it is
All the greatest chefs in the world are men
So what's on the menu, maestro?
How could I forget?
What the hell are we going to give them?
Yes, I think they may be expecting something slightly more formal
An onion? Just on its own?
No, no, don't be ridiculous
That's for Thanksgiving Alison would kill me
No, no, there must be something else
-Have you ever cooked one of these before? -Oh, yes
But anyway, it would take like five hours, right?
Not necessarily
What do you think? Twenty minutes?
I don't know
You're sure this is gonna work?
Okay, you're the chef
Just put on some vegetables and come and say hello
Maestro!
My taste buds are positively tingling with anticipation
No. No, thanks
I think we'll pass on the appetiser
So, Bean, big day Tuesday
your big day, my big day
I have a question for you
He's very attentive to detail
Everything must be just so
Bean, I think we need to be honest with each other
I cannot deny that, over the last days
some suspicions have begun to gather in my mind
and I would just like to ask you some direct questions
okay?
Number one, are you a doctor?
No
Number two, do you know anything about art?
Just for instance here
was Leonardo da Vinci an American basketball player?
Yes
-Hi, Dad -Hi, Dad
Hello, Doctor
-Bye, Dad -Bye, Dad
For God's sake, Bean, what are you doing?
Hello? Mr Grierson, yes. He's just here in the shower with me
Would you give me...
Yes, hello, Mr Grierson
Oh..no no, you must have misunderstood him. What can l...
She is? Oh, thank you for calling me
-Yes, okay. Goodbye -Bye!
I can't believe it. Whistler's Mother has actually arrived in America
Now, listen, I am begging you
as a man whose entire professional career depends on you
behave rationally today
There is no God
What do you think?
Nice frame
She's magnificent
David, well done. Worth every bright green buck!
She's something else, isn't she?
All right, folks, enjoy her while you can. After this morning , we lock her away
until the guy who paid 50 million dollars for her turns up
And, Elmer, I believe we have a security meeting
That's right, sir
And this is your key to the encasement system
There are only two. I have the other one
so if the painting turns up missing, I'll know where to come
And if you could all join me at the security console?
Doctor, why don't you just stay here?
Maybe a look at the real thing will inspire you for your speech
Just stay here. Don't leave this room till I get back, okay?
This chart maps all the security elements for the big day
and as usual in these circumstances, I've given the operation a code name
which is Operation Whistler's Mother
It's not a snazzy title, but I think it works
Fear not, gentlemen
With the system we put in here, nothing will touch that painting
short of an earthquake that brings down the whole gallery
Once we've gotten the general safely inside
the key figure, security-wise, will be Dr Bean
We gotta protect the painting without getting in the good doctor's way
There seems to be a problem with the..
door
Where's the picture gone?
What? What? What? What?
Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! Oh, oh Jesus!
God! Oh, Mary, mother of Jesus! Jesus of Nazareth!
Wait a minute. Why am I worrying about this? You did it!
All I have to do is go out and tell them what happened
Perfect!
Then they'll say, "Well, who left him alone with the picture?"
And I say, "Me"
Then they say, "Well, you're fired!" I say, "Fine"
No, no, no, no, no
Then they say, "Firing is not enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence!"
Then I go to jail. My wife leaves me. My daughter becomes a prostitute
I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick!
All right, calm down. I just gotta calm down
Okay. Okay
Give me one more look at the painting
Oh, God! Oh, God,God God!
...which renders the underground ventilation ducts completely secure
-Yes, well, that's good to know -Thank you, sir
Hey, do you drink, Bean?
-No -Good, neither do l
Yeah, this one has extra innings written all over it, doesn't it?
He's got the long-ball threat from the left side
Smith corks one to right field down the line
-Bean -There it goes
It's going
Going crazy, folks! Going crazy! It's a home run!
And the Cardinals have won the...
Carry on
You wanna know what the reality of the situation is?
Okay, this is it
Because you moved into my house, my wife has moved out
Yes, she did. She might have moved out anyway
but that is one, point one
Point two
I've given my life to art
and from here on in, the only art I will get anywhere near
are the pictures I draw on the pavement
hoping passers-by will throw nickels in my hat
I guess the long and the short of it
I wish I'd never been born
Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
I believe in yesterday
Suddenly
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh, no!
There's a shadow hanging over me
I believe in yesterday
Suddenly
Row, row, row, your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile
Don't forget to scream..Ahhhh
Splish, splash, splish, splash
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile
Don't forget to scream..Ahhhh
I can explain everything
Okay, explain everything
-It's inexplicable. Ali, listen... -David, no
David, the reason that I came home was because I missed you
and also because I live here, and they live here
but, David, we have been waiting for five hours, and what do we get?
A drunk and his friend from the planet Zog
I know, and it seems like this horrible situation, but if you could...
If you could just hear my full horrific tale...
David, I think I'm gonna have to leave you
You are?
Well, then things really have gotten bad
Yeah
Hi, Beanie
Can't sleep, huh?
No
Me, neither. Can't stop thinking about naked women
-What about you? -Whistler's Mother
Well, whatever turns you on
Catch you around, moon-man
Oh, if you still can't sleep, come to my room
I got some great posters of Cindy Crawford on my wall
Help! Help!
Come on!
Hooray!..Oh ..Ahh
Oh, my God! Oh..Ahh
Jennifer?
No,no,no,no, don't think for one minute you're getting on that bike, Jen
Morning, everyone
Total family rule here
No one is allowed on one of those death traps
You promised me, Jen
And you promised Mum you'd get rid of Dr Freako
Don't talk to me. I am trying to think what I'm going to do
-Well... -Quiet!
What a pleasure, sir. Welcome to our humble abode
Not too humble, I hope. I'm expecting lunch
-Of course. General, right this way -After you, sir. After you
Glad you could make it
-Where the hell have you been? -I am sorry. Trouble at home
-Never mind.Come along -Sir, there is something..
General, I'd like you to meet our curator, David Langley
-I'm delighted to meet you, sir -Of course you are
Right through here, sir
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a great moment for America
and for one very special lady, Whistler's Mother
And she's here today, thanks to our great and good benefactor
Will you join me in saluting a soldier, philanthropist, loving father...
and an extremely generous patron of the arts, General Newton?
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen
I am not a traditional art lover
I don't know the difference between a Picasso and a car crash
but I love my country
I can't stand the idea of a bunch of Frenchies
owning America's greatest painting
Let's get on with it
Welcome home, Ma
Whatever you did, you're a genius, and I love you
It's a poster
It's a what?
-David? It's time -Time for what?
-The speech -What? Wait. What speech?
-Congratulations, David -Dr Bean's speech about the painting
Yes, of course, the speech
Now, Doctor, try to keep it below an hour
and if there could be one joke in it , that would be nice
Good Morning America couldn't give a flying monkey about "isms" and...
-Oh, you know what I mean -Yeah
-lt doesn't have to go on for long. Just... - Dr Bean?
-Just...just -We're ready for you. Right this way
Just... Just... Just...
And now, for the second highlight of our day
Dr Bean, a great English art scholar, is here to speak for a few minutes
not too long, Doctor
on the subject of our new purchase
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Bean of the National Gallery of England
Well, hello, I'm Dr Bean
apparently
and my job
is to sit and look at paintings
So...hmm
what have I learnt...
that I can say about this painting?
Well...
Well, firstly, it's quite big
which is excellent
because if it was really small
you know, microscopic
then hardly anybody would be able to see it
which would be a tremendous shame
Secondly
and I'm getting quite near the end now
of this analysis of this painting...
Secondly
why was it worth this man here
spending 50 million of your American dollars on this portrait?
And the answer is
well, this picture is worth such a lot of money
Because
It's a picture of Whistler's mother
and as I've learnt by staying with my best friend
David Langley, and his family
families are very important
and even though Mr Whistler was perfectly aware
that his mother was a hideous old bat
who looked like she had a cactus lodged up her backside
he stuck with her
and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her
It's not just a painting
It's a picture of a mad old cow
who he thought the world of
and that's marvellous
Well, that's what I think, anyway
-Home and dry -Where did you put the original?
Mr Langley, may I have a word?
Stay here. Shut up
-Mr Langley... -Okay, I can explain everything
-What can you explain? -About the painting
-Which painting? -Whistler's Mother
I'm afraid, Mr Langley, I'm here in my capacity as a police officer
not as an art lover
It's about your daughter. She's been in a motorcycle accident
Damn! Request emergency clearance for 809-Adam
Shut up!
211 in progress
Suspect male, possibly armed. Request immediate backup
Keep speeding
-lf you get a ticket, I'll tear it up -Thanks
Hold it! Okay, easy, fellow, easy Hold it, there. Right there
Hey! Easy
Put it down. Put the gun down
Hi, I need Jennifer Langley's room
She came in at about 11:00, motorcycle accident
Out of the way, sir
She's on the fifth floor, east wing. Just take the elevator up
Just...
Please, just stay here and do nothing
If you do nothing, nothing can go wrong
I've got to take care of my family now
The nurse says that it's not a coma, that she's just...
She's just sort of taking time out
but we haven't seen a doctor yet, so I don't...
-Dr Jacobson? -Yes?
We need you urgently in OR 3
-No can do. I'm due in number 4 at 1:00 -Sir, it's urgent
We have a ruptured kidney and massive bleeding
Okay
Yes, it's urgent!
-What's happening? -Surgeon's on his way up
At last, Dr Bean
Hello, Doctor. We've got a 45-year-old male, blood type B negative
brought in by paramedics 10 minutes ago
He's got a penetrating injury to the left chest
-Gotta get him in there right now -No, no, no!
Come in, Doctor. It looks like a bullet in the lower thorax
It seems to have ruptured the lung
and there's severe inner bleeding along the abdomen
Doctor, he's coming to
-All right, give him a T-70 - Got it
Shall I extend the incision, sir?
We've taken it from the breastbone to the diaphragm
We may have to extend further to get to the spleen
Sorry, sir, it's only my first week
No, you're right, Doctor. We should wait for the x-rays
Help! We are losing this guy out here!
-For Jesus' sake, we need help! - Go! Go! Go! Get in here!
Watch he doesn't go into haemodynamic shock
We'll be right back
- Defibrillating! -All right, charge the paddles to 200 watts
Clear!
What's that?
Jolly good. Clean it up
Sorry to keep you waiting, sir
Nice work in there, people Now back to the bleeding
Where's this blood coming from? We got to clamp it off
-Where the hell's that J-17? -What happened?
-We need that J-17 in OR 4 right now -He's got major trauma
There's too much blood. I can't see a thing
-More suction -Somebody check that line
-Blood pressure's bottoming out -Hook me up with 1 2, will you?
His heart rate is dropping. We're gonna lose him
-How's the TMS? -Come on, people! He's crashing on us
-I'm not getting a reading -Where is this bullet?
-lf we don't find it, he's a dead man -I am not gonna lose this guy
Sir, we're losing him. I've got to get in there now
Doctor, you can't just... It's too dangerous!
My God!
-lncredible - Heart rate is stabilising
Blood pressure's climbing back
Oh, Doctor, thank God. My daughter was in an accident
No one's even taken a look at her yet
We're desperate for some medical attention in here
Would you mind?
Don't worry,honey.The doctor will check her out
Oh, thank God
Mr and Mrs Langley
any kind of damage to the brain is a very sensitive thing to observe
so maybe we should just step outside and give the doctor a little room to work
The first nurse said we shouldn't think of it as a coma
but more like a deep sleep
-Yes, that's sort of true -Could I ask you a question?
Jennifer?
Wakey, wakey, breakfast's ready
Jennifer?
What time is it?
It's almost 2:00
Can you turn the clock back about 12 hours for me?
Sure
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
I don't know what to say about Bean
He's clearly a force-10 disaster area
but, God help me, I like him
Now, having said that , there is no reason in the world
why any of you should ever have anything to do with him again
Mom? Dad? Anyone?
Oh, my God, Jennifer
-Oh, honey. Sweetie -Honey! Oh, look at you
-Mum, what happened? -You had an accident, honey
but everything is gonna be okay
-But what happened to Stingo? -Just bruises, collar bone
He'll be fine, until I get my hands on him
-Hey, Doctor, where are you going? -Where do you think you're going?
How can we ever say thank you? No, you've made us so happy
-Tell us, what can we do? We'll do anything -Anything
Well, I suppose you could let me stay another week
Sunset Boulevard
-Presents! Presents! -Hey! What's this all about?
-This is heavy -Thank you
Oh, look, laxatives. Yeah, a whole box of them
Oh, hey, there they are
Eggs, six of them
Barbie!
-Thanks - What did you get there?
Give us a smile
-Bye-bye! -Bye!
Bye, Beanie!
See you!
Farewell!
- Well, Beanie, it's been
surreal
I want you to know you can come back and visit anytime
-Yes -ln the fairly distant future
I know it sounds insane
but I'm really gonna miss you
Okay
Okay. Goodbye again
Yes, I normally stay till the end as well
Bye
You can go now if you wish
Bye