hello infographics fans once more we are 你好信息图表粉丝再一次我们是
here to answer the most pressing 在这里回答最紧迫的问题
questions in life and the questions you 在生活中的问题和这些问题你
are most curious about this time we're 我们这次非常好奇
tackling on the fashion industry or at 应对时尚产业或在
least one small part of it and asking 至少一小部分并要求
what exactly happens if you don't wear 如果你不穿，究竟会发生什么
underwear for a month to help answer 内衣一个月帮忙解答
this question we're once more turning to 这个问题我们再一次转向
our favorite staff writer who so bravely 我们最喜欢的员工作家如此勇敢
took on this challenge because we told 承担这一挑战，因为我们告诉
them to I mean because he too is a brave 他们我的意思是因为他也是勇敢的
pioneer of science always seeking to 科学的先驱总是寻求
answer the unknown for your educational 回答你的教育未知
pleasure so stay tuned as we see what 快乐所以请继续关注，因为我们看到了什么
happens if you go commando for a month 如果你去突击队一个月就会发生
for science day one I stared in my inbox 对于科学日，我盯着收件箱
for a full 30 seconds when I got the 当我拿到时，整整30秒
notification for this next challenge I 通知下一次挑战我
don't think I quite knew how to respond 不要以为我完全知道如何回应
girlfriend immediately realized 女朋友马上意识到
something was up she knows about what 事情发生了， 她知道什么
time I set up to start doing work stuff 我准备开始做工作的时间
and when she saw my face she must have 当她看到我的脸时，她必须拥有
realized it was another challenge 意识到这是另一个挑战
episode she narrowed her eyes and 情节她眯起了眼睛，
practically growled what is it this time 几乎咆哮这次是什么
she's like a freaking bloodhound to that 她就像是一个疯狂的猎犬
one when I told her though she just 一个当我告诉她虽然她只是
laughed and she got really serious for a 笑了， 她真的很认真
second and said I wish I'd lied to my 第二个，说我希望我骗了我的
parents about what you did for a living 父母关于你为生活所做的事情
honestly sometimes I do too no underwear 说实话，我有时候也没有内衣
for a month who comes up with these are 一个月谁与这些大作
these fan suggestions can you guys 你们这些粉丝的建议
please suggest what happens if I go on a 请建议如果我继续下去会发生什么
tropical vacation for a month so the 热带假期一个月所以
show will send me to Hawaii so this one 节目会把我送到夏威夷所以这一个
seems easy enough except I know better I 似乎很容易，除了我更清楚我
used to go commando a lot in the 以前常常去突击队
military especially during my time in 军事，特别是在我的时间
the desert because the temperature 沙漠因为温度
routinely got up over 100 degrees at 经常起身超过100 度
those temps you sweat so much down there 那些你在那里流汗的温度
that it's unbearable so I opted to go 这是无法忍受的，所以我选择了去
underwear free and let me tell you it 内衣免费让我告诉你
felt amazing turns out your body is 感觉很惊人，你的身体就是这样
pretty good at regulating the 擅长调节
temperature of your testicles so as to 你的睾丸温度 ，从而
keep the sperm safe and healthy that's 保持精子的安全和健康这
the primary reason for why testicles 睾丸为何的主要原因
evolved to be on the outside of most 演变为大多数人的外部
mammals which admittedly seemed like a 诚然，这似乎像一个哺乳动物
huge oversight on mother nature's part 对大自然母亲的巨大疏忽
until I learned that fact but having 直到我得知这个事实，但有
them be a few degrees cooler than the 它们比温度低几度
rest of your body when you're wearing 你穿的时候身体的其余部分
body armor and all kinds of extra gear 防弹衣和各种额外装备
is amazing except for when you have to 除非你必须这样做，否则很棒
suddenly hit the deck because somebody 有人突然撞到了甲板上
decided to start shooting that's when 决定开始拍摄时间
not wearing underwear was definitely not 绝对不穿内衣
a pleasant experience sometimes see 愉快的经历有时会看到
desert camo pants are made of pretty 沙漠迷彩裤是漂亮的
thin material and dropping your chicken 薄的材料和丢鸡
tenders down onto some very stiff 投标到一些非常僵硬
dried-up grass or prickly plant 干枯的草或带刺的植物
definitely made you wish you stayed 绝对让你希望你留下来
stand 支架
and risk a bullet not to mention if you 并冒一颗子弹，更不用说你了
ever dropped on to a scorpion which are 曾经堕入过蝎子
not as deadly as people think but their 并不像人们想象的那样致命， 而是他们的
stings pack a wallop it never happened 叮叮当当，从未发生过
to me but I heard stories and they 对我而言，我听到了故事和他们
terrified me but that heat I stand by my 吓坏了我， 但那热，我支持我
decision even if strangely my greatest 决定即使我最大的奇怪
fear about ending up hurt was having one 对结束伤害的恐惧是有一个
of those medics cut my uniform off in 那些医务人员把我的制服剪掉了
order to treat me and finding out I'm 为了对待我，发现我是
going full Scottish that myth by the way 顺便说一下苏格兰那个神话
about the Scottish not wearing underwear 关于苏格兰人不穿内衣
under their kilts is exactly that a 在他们的短裙下正好是一个
modern myth that enough people started 足够的人开始的现代神话
believing that some kilt wearing blokes 相信有些苏格兰男士穿着
actually tried to make true historically 实际上试图在历史上成真
speaking the Scots always wore underwear 说苏格兰人总是穿着内衣
under their kilts and some royal courts 在他们的苏格兰短裙和一些皇家法院
even had glass floor so that the King er 甚至有落地玻璃，使王尔
commander could make sure his troops 指挥官可以确保他的部队
were properly equipped funny I guess 我觉得装好得好
some poor Scottish sap had the same idea 一些可怜的苏格兰闷棍有同样的想法
I did about the comforts of going all 我做了所有的舒适
Free Willy well on to the challenge I 免费威利好到 我挑战
guess as usual I'll update periodically 像往常一样猜我会定期更新
with any observations this should be 有任何观察，这应该是
interesting day 7 one week without 有趣的第7天一周没有
underwear and well laundry is definitely 内衣和洗衣服绝对是
easier the girlfriend keeps being 女朋友越来越容易
suspicious as if there's some part of 可疑，好像有一部分
this challenge I haven't let her in on 这个挑战我没有让她进去
yet I guess I don't blame her she's 但我想我不会责怪她
definitely seen me go through hell for 绝对看到我经历了地狱
these and I guess she suffered a bit too 这些，我猜她也有点受伤
for it at least this one doesn't seem to 对于它至少这一个似乎没有
be directly affecting her this time so 这次是直接影响她的
she's okay with the quote my stupid job 她对我的愚蠢工作的报价没问题
for a change one thing I've noticed is 改变一件我注意到的事情
like I said less laundry that's nice I 就像我说洗衣服那么好我
guess although I never end up folding 我猜虽然我永远不会折叠
the underwear anyways because it seems 因为看起来很反正的内衣
pointless and just tossing the drawer 毫无意义，只是折腾抽屉
this drives the girlfriend absolutely 这绝对是女朋友
nuts and is the reason we have separate 坚果，是我们分开的原因
dressers now I do seem sweaty err though 梳妆台现在我似乎出汗虽然犯错
which is weird because I'm wearing less 这很奇怪，因为我穿的少了
clothes I think maybe that it's not that 衣服我觉得可能不是那样的
I'm sweaty err but the freedom of 我出汗多了， 但是自由
currently experiencing is making me more 目前正在经历的是让我更多
aware of sweating that naturally occurs 意识到自然发生的出汗
I get nice laughs of fresh air down 我听到新鲜空气的笑声
there when walking around which by the 那边走路的时候
way is amazing and it makes me realise 方式是惊人的，它让我意识到
I'm sweaty with underwear you don't 我没穿内衣你出汗
really get that it's definitely made me 真的得到它肯定是我的
rethink any time in the past that I've 重新思考我过去的任何时候
decided that postpone a shower day 14 so 决定推迟第14天的淋浴
this Friday I had a flashback to high 这个星期五我有一个闪回到高
school and have rediscovered why 学校， 重新发现了为什么
underwear is a secret blessing I would 内衣是我的秘密祝福
like all the guys in the audience to 像观众中的所有人一样
think back to their awkward teenage 回想一下他们尴尬的少年
years and all the very sudden and very 几年而且非常突然而且非常
unwelcome 不受欢迎
excitement's that occurred with very 非常激动的兴奋
little prompting thankfully though 尽管如此，谢天谢地
underwear fits snugly and it helps reign 内衣紧贴，有助于统治
in your SpongeBob and Squidward sand 在你的海绵宝宝和鱿鱼沙
make sure that your condition isn't 确保你的情况不是
publicly visible while the girlfriend 女友时公开可见
must have been thinking about this - and 一定是在想这个-而且
decided to be a freaking comedian we 我们决定成为一个疯狂的喜剧演员
went to a friend's house for game night 去了一个朋友家过夜
as we usually do and as I was in the 就像我们通常做的那样，和我一样
kitchen grabbing something she slid up 厨房抓住她滑倒的东西
next to me and whispered some things in 在我旁边， 低声说了些什么
my ear that I won't repeat here then 我的耳朵，我不会在这里重复
started giggling 开始咯咯地笑
a moment later our entire group of 片刻后，我们的整个集团
friends entered the kitchen and I had to 朋友们进入了厨房，我不得不这样做
suddenly be very very very interested in 突然间非常非常感兴趣
the contents of the cabinet directly 直接内阁的内容
behind me so I could keep my front well 在我身后，所以我可以保持良好的状态
out of sight as I fought to reclaim 当我争取收回时，看不见了
control over my excited Master Chief I 控制我兴奋的主人我
stood there awkwardly with my back to my 我背对着我的笨拙站在那里
friends as I forced myself to think 朋友，我强迫自己思考
about every unsexy thought I could my 大约每unsexy以为我可以我
girlfriend is an evil genius and it 女朋友是一个邪恶的天才而且它
scares me that I think that fact makes 吓到我，我认为这个事实
me more attracted to her not less day 21 我对她的吸引力不亚于第21天
so I don't know if I have PTSD 所以我不知道我是否有创伤后应激障碍
flashbacks to that Friday a week ago or 闪回到一周前的那个星期五或
if being free has sensitized me somehow 如果是自由的话会让我敏感
but definitely having a problem with 但肯定有问题
random stimulus packages girlfriend 随机刺激包女友
tried to pull her little stunt again and 试图再次拉她的小特技和
I had to strike a very very harsh 我不得不非常苛刻
bargain in order to get her to stop this 为了让她阻止这个而讨价还价
is a very serious situation basically 基本上是一个非常严重的情况
I'm making dinner and doing most chores 我正在做晚餐，做大部分家务
until this is over for once I think 直到这一次结束我认为
she's actually happy for a challenge 她真的很高兴接受挑战
episode I've noticed that I've been 那一集我注意到我一直都是
wearing a lot less jeans lately and have 穿少了很多牛仔裤最近并
been hanging out in sweatpants most of 大多数人都穿着运动裤
the time went at home even though I 即使我 ，时间也在家里
worked from home I still try to dress 在家工作我仍然试着穿衣服
normal helps make sure you don't get 正常有助于确保你没有得到
stuck in a slovenly rut but I've been 卡在一个邋r的车辙，但我一直
avoiding jeans the harsh material is 避免牛仔裤的苛刻材料
definitely not pleasant when you're 你真的不愉快
going commando and I've been having 去突击队，我一直在
panic attacks after using the bathroom 使用浴室后惊恐发作
remembering the one time as a kid that I 记得我小时候的一次
accidentally zipped up my Woody Allen 不小心拉上我的伍迪艾伦
let me tell you that's a pain you only 让我告诉你，这是一个痛苦只有你
need once in life and every time I go to 生活需要一次，每次我去
the bathroom I am more careful than I've 浴室我比我更小心
ever been in my life about zipping up 我的生活一直在 拉扯
since this challenge began my military 自从这次挑战开始我的军队
uniform had buttons not a zipper so it 制服有纽扣而不是拉链所以它
was never an issue in the past now it's 从来没有在过去的一个问题，现在它的
a clear and present danger day 30 it's 这是一个明确而现实的危险日30
over or at least it will be in a few 超过或至少它会在几
hours 小时
honestly not wearing underwear for a 老实说， 不穿内衣
month reminded me a lot of what it was 一个月让我想起了很多东西
like to be a teenager and I feel like 想成为一个十几岁，我觉得
the lack of protection has definitely 肯定缺乏保护
sensitized me 使我敏感
downstairs I kind of think I'm going to 楼下我觉得我要去
keep doing this when I'm home alone and 当我独自在家时，继续这样做
in sweatpants it's actually quite nice 在运动裤中，它实际上相当不错
man was born to be free after all but in 毕竟， 人生来就是自由的
public I definitely have to warn you 公众我绝对要警告你
wear underwear especially if your 特别是如果你的内衣穿
girlfriend knows you're not and is as 女朋友知道你不是，而且是
evil and malicious as mine and loves to 邪恶的和恶意的矿山，爱
publicly humiliate you again it scares 公然羞辱你，它吓到了
me that I think I love her more for that 我认为我 更 喜欢她
than not now that your questions have 而不是现在你的问题
been answered dear YouTube do me a favor 亲爱的YouTube帮了我一个忙
and suggest a new challenge what if you 并建议一个新的挑战，如果你
vacation to Hawaii for a month 到夏威夷度假一个月