初恋 50 次
谈谈吧 你对夏威夷印象如何? So tell me. How was Hawaii?
- 简直是棒极了 - 哦 是吗? - It was unbelievable. - Oh, yeah?
- 是怎么回事? - 我遇上了一个男人 - Well, what happened? - I met this guy.
这是我人生中过得最美妙的一周了 It was the best week of my life.
虽然这只是假期中的一段罗曼史 It was just a little vacation romance.
但他的魅力难以抗拒 But he was so sweet.
他带我畅游了当地所有胜景 He took me to all these cool local places.
我们去潜水... We went scuba diving...
- 潜泳 - 爬山 - Snorkeling. - Mountain climbing.
你知道我们去什么地方去? 悬崖跳水 我很喜欢他 We went cliff diving.
然后 我们带着微醉 Well, we got a little drunk.
- 他给我... - 搓背 - He gave me... - A back rub.
我们缓缓起舞... We slow danced...
雨中舞 - in the rain.
而那不只是性爱那么简单 But it wasn't just about the sex.
我们俩没有别的关系 我们俩的关系只是性的关系 对啊 He pounded me like a mallard duck.
只是结局有点不合情理 It ended kind of weird, though.
当我问他要电话号码时 他说他.... When I asked for his number, he said he's...
- 已经结婚了 - 是同性恋 - Married. - Gay.
- 做了教士 - 他信不过电话 - Entering the priesthood. - He doesn't believe in phones.
他就是那么...跑掉了 He just kind of ran away.
要知道, 那可有点讽刺意味, 但是... You know, it was just a little fling, but...
我依然难忘那美妙的一周... I won't forget my week...
与亨利·罗斯共度的一周 - with Henry Roth.
- 亨利·罗斯 - 哈利 - Henry Roth. - Harry.
哈利·"副睾丸" Harry Paratesticles.
- 亨利·罗斯 - 亨利·罗斯 - Henry Roth. - Henry Roth.
亨利·罗斯 为什么你不告诉我 你是个特工? Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me you were a secret agent?
我宁可被称为"高级智囊" 除非我对你非常了解 否则不能告诉你 I prefer intelligence operative, and I couldn't tell you until I knew you.
好吧 那我下飞机后 能给你打电话吗? Well, can I call you when I land?
可以 但我要去秘鲁了 我已经说过好多次了 You can call me, but I' II be in Peru. I said that a little loud.
收到, 187号 蓝色代码 今晚趁其不备进行偷袭 Come on, that's a 187, code blue. We got the wolf sleeping at night.
他现在把手伸到抽屉里 取出了一个饼干筒 听清楚了吧 He's slipping his arm in the drawer and out comes the cookie jar. All clear.
（继续胡言乱语一番）收到了吗? Got it?
哦 那等你从秘鲁回来再说吧 Well, maybe when you get back from Peru.
- 我觉得那不是个好主意 莉萨 - 我叫琳达 - I don't think that's an option, Lisa. - Linda.
我知道 换个名字称呼你 只是为了安全起见 I know. I changed your name for your protection.
现在我们得分道扬镳了 We have to go our separate ways now.
好的 再见 Well, goodbye.
收到! 出发! Got it! Moving out!
- 你这是搞什么鬼? - 继续开 我会给你20块钱作为答谢的 - What the hell is your problem? - Just keep going, I' II give you $20.
- 好吧 不过你没碰坏睾丸吧? - 饶了我吧 快走吧 - You got it. How's your balls? - Killing me. Hit it.
下手轻点, 伙计 Easy, Honah Lee.
喂 我是人 不是海豹 Hey, I' m a person, not a seal
喂 我只是兽医 不给人治病 别动 要不我就不给你做手术了 Well, I am a vet, not a doctor. So just hold still, or I won't give you a treat.
我知道 没关系的 你们说呢 孩子们? I know, it's okay. You see that, kids?
与鲨鱼一起玩耍时 需要注意些什么? You see what happens when you play with sharks?
为什么你就喜欢散布那些谎言? 鲨鱼和狗一个德行 Now, why you gotta spread those lies? Sharks are like dogs.
除非你抚弄它的阳具 否则它们是不会咬人的 They only bite when you touch their private parts.
这倒是拍自传记录片的好题材 That's a good title for my documentary.
除非你抚弄它的阳具 否则鲨鱼是不会咬人的 Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.
你也可以这么说 鲨鱼企图吃掉我的腰子 Or you could call it, Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney.
好了 够了吧 还有你 威利 All right, enough already. You too, Willie.
你们也都闭嘴 All of you.
他只是拍了我们一小会儿 He just cast a spell on us.
好了 一天用4次 连用2周 All right. Put this on four times a day for two weeks.
- 你自己就能做 - 那只海龟生什么毛病了? - You can handle that. - What's wrong with that turtle?
因为吸了太多大麻 所以生了肺病... Lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed...
那对你们也不好 对吧 乌拉? ...which is bad for you. Right, Ula?
什么? 我从不抽大麻 What? I don't smoke weed.
喂 伙计? 那个俄亥俄州来的 热辣花痴你摆平了吗? Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot wahine nympho from Ohio?
当然了 今天早晨 我刚在机场甩了她 Great. I dropped her off at the airport this morning.
别这样 我要听详细点的 Come on, I need some details.
你摸过她乳房还是屁股 你们到底干过没有? 说来听听嘛 You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.
爸爸 花痴是什么意思? Daddy, what's a nympho?
哦 花痴是俄亥俄州 公认的州鸟 Oh. The nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
而你是夏威夷州公认的白痴 You're the state idiot of Hawaii.
给你 咬碎了 嚼烂了 享用这些鱼吧 会对你口味的 Here you go. Bite the fish, chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.
- 你要把我逼疯了 夏威夷人 - 哦 是吗? - You crack me up, kamaaina. - Oh, yeah?
- 总有一天... - 怎么? - One of these days... - Yeah?
你会和一个女游客尽情享乐一番后... ...you'll show one of those tourists such a good time...
她决定在岛上定居 ...she'll wanna stay on the island.
你老是说这些庸俗的事有什么意思... Why do you say mean things like that...
你怎么把脚丫子放到我枕头上了? ...and why is your foot on my pillow?
你也别一屁股坐在那儿 起来! 起来! I don't want your ass on it, either. Get up! Get up!
这完全有可能 It could happen.
到那时你就再也不能驾船 巡游阿拉斯加了 Then you won't be able to go on your boat trip to Alaska.
你将会困在这里 一觉醒来面对着 You'll be stuck here, waking up next to
同一个又老又丑的大屁股女人 就像我一样 the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.
- 我只是开个玩笑 - 又老又丑的什么? - Just kidding, guys. - About the old part or the ugly part?
亨利 快来啊! 乔科出事了! Henry, come quickly! It's Jocko!
乔科! 你怎么了 老伙计? Jocko! What's going on with you, buddy?
别害怕 一切都会好的 Don't be scared. Everything's gonna be fine.
冷静点 没事的 Just stay calm. All right.
威利 我不想让你看到这些 快离开这里 听到了吗! Willie, I don't need you to see this. Get out of here, now!
检查一下水池里的温度 快去! Okay, check the temperature of the pool Go! Hurry!
你在干什么? 我是说让你去检查一下温度计! What are you doing? I meant check the thermometer!
帮我一把 快点! Give me a hand. Let's go!
从桶里拿两条鱼出来 快 Get me two fish from the barrel Now.
- 好的 - 放在这里 - Okay. - Just hang in there.
- 给你 - 你会没事的 - Here. - It 's gonna be all right.
这些鱼温度高点了 拜托从桶底拿两只出来 That's a little warm. Go to the bottom of the barrel, please.
好了 很好 谢谢你 Okay, there. That's good. Thank you.
来吧 老伙计 吃下去 吃下去 Come on, buddy, take it. Take it.
- 它没反应! - 我看到了 亚历克斯! - He's not responding! - I know, Alexa!
对不起 我给了你一巴掌 用鱼拍你两下才能让你清醒下来 Sorry, I smacked you. You needed the fish-slap to calm down.
- 明白吗? 清醒了吗? - 是的 鱼拍两下确实让我清醒了 - Do you understand? Are you calm? - Yes. Fish-slap calm me.
我想试试手动人工呼吸... I'm gonna try to get him breathing manually...
你把脸对准它的嘴巴 看看是不是有反应 ...so I need your face next to his mouth to see if it's working.
- 准备好了吗? - 是的 - Are you ready? - Yes.
- 1 2 3! - 没反应 没反应! - One, two, three! - Nothing, nothing!
好了! 再试一次 如果还没反应 我就要给它气管切开了 All right! Try it again. If it doesn't work we'll perform a tracheotomy.
不过最好别那么做 只好祈祷这次成功了 再来 We don't wanna do that, so let's pray this works. One more time.
1 2... One, two...
你吐得可真猛啊 That's a lot of vomit.
献身于这项事业就要付出代价 This is why I got into this business.
一切为了拯救海洋动物 To save sea animals.
你还是先洗洗干净吧 好吗? You should go wash yourself off, okay?
或许你该用点松节油 那玩意可以除臭 Maybe try some turpentine. That might take the stink away.
来 拍掌庆祝一下 老伙计 Yeah, high-five is right, buddy.
我知道你只是想打个饱嗝而已 没想到你吐得这么猛! I knew you were gonna burp, but the vomit thing was awesome!
看她再敢偷吃我的牛排三明治 That's what she gets for eating my roast beef sandwich.
威利, 你也看到了吗? Willie, did you see that?
船长日志: 11月5日 早晨6:45 Captain's log: November 5th, 6:45 a.m.
我现在正驾驶"海蛇号"环绕瓦胡岛航行 I've taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around the island of Oahu.
迄今为止 这次航程是最长的一次 It is by far the longest voyage she has yet underaken...
这次航行的结束标志着 本舰已经准备好进行... ...and its completion will signal that she's ready...
伟大的布里斯托海湾之旅... ...for our great journey to Bristol Bay...
（阿拉斯加一处海产丰富之港湾）
那里未经破坏的海象栖居地 将会有大量的... ...whose unspoiled walus habitat will yield an abundance of...
真见鬼! Damn it!
这不是耍我吗? Are you kidding me?
欢迎你 小帅哥 想吃点什么吗? Aloha, honey. What can I get for you?
我想来杯咖啡 I guess I' II take a cup of coffee.
- 你想? - 是的 我已经吃过早饭了 - You guess? - Yeah, I already ate breakfast.
在海岸巡逻队过来拖走我的船之前 我得在这里消磨点时间 I need to kill some time before the Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat.
你吃过什么了? What did you eat?
我吃了块里斯牌的花生酱点心 还喝了些"佳得乐"饮料 I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and some Gatorade.
那不是早饭 我去给你做点火腿煎蛋 They're not breakfast. I get you Spam and eggs.
尼克 来份火腿煎蛋 Nick, I need Spam and eggs.
喂 Hey.
- 你喜欢吃花生酱点心吗? - 是的 - You like the peanut butter cups? - Yes.
你想让我把花生酱塞到你的"蛋"里去吗? Want me to put peanut butter cups in your eggs?
不 不用了 No, that's okay.
花生酱点心 Peanut butter cups.
- 嗨 休 发型很不错 - 谢谢你 露西 - Hey, Sue, nice haircut. - Mahalo, Lucy.
你是在看我还是看她? Are you staring at me or her?
你目不转睛的 看得我心里直发毛 Because you're starting to freak me out.
安心吃你的烤饼吧 Settle down and eat your pancakes.
她看起来象个当地姑娘 我想和她交往一下... I think she's a local girl I wanted to go up to her...
但我不想玩我那套把戏了 知道吗 她真的很可爱 ...but I was kind of off my game. But, man, was she cute, though.
我还以为你只喜欢别的州来的骚货呢 I thought you liked your bitches from out of state.
是的 我一向如此 只因我不愿受到束缚 Yeah, that's usually my policy. Make sure I don't get tied down.
就这个影像 暂停别动 Freeze that image right there.
是个小宝宝 恭喜 你要做妈妈了 There's the little fella. Congratulations, Mommy.
我觉得那只是你害怕承担责任而已 Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commitment.
让我来猜猜 Let me guess.
你高中时的恋人在一次聚会上喝醉了... Your high school sweetheart got drunk at party...
于是背叛了你 和整个摔跤队的运动员胡搞 ...then cheated on you with whole wrestling team.
行了 实际上让我伤心的是 我大学时的女友特蕾西 Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend Tracy.
也不是和什么摔跤队 而是和她的导师 And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor.
- 啊 原来她喜欢更老的男人 - 是老女人啊 得50多岁了吧 - Oh, she liked the older man. - Older women. About 50 years older.
我觉得你该打死那个婊子 I hope you shot the stupid tramp.
什么婊子 骚货的 你都说什么呀? What's with the "tramp" and the "bitches" talk?
- 你是喝醉了还是怎么着? - 很抱歉用词比较粗鲁 - Are you drunk or something? - I apologize for nasty talk.
最近因为缺少性生活 我感到非常饥渴 I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy.
别吭声 这可是个千载难逢的好机会 Shut up, because here comes one-time-only opportunity.
现在我想走进你的办公室 然后脱得光溜溜的 What I will do now is go into your office and become naked.
下一步就看你的了 Next move is up to you.
虽然我已经不似以往那样绵软柔滑... I may not be as limber as I once was...
但我愿意投入热情 积极主动地补偿这一点 ...but I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment.
我想你应该感觉到了吧 我对男人不感兴趣 I don't know if you realize, I'm not into guys.
嗨 花生酱点心 Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups.
嗨 你这个一拳就能打死我的家伙 你怎么样了? Hey, Mr. Could -Kill -Me-in-One-Punch. How you doing?
- 你又回来了 - 火腿我还没吃够呢 - You're back. - Couldn't get enough of that Spam.
给我弄点火腿煎蛋吧 Fry some up and throw some eggs on it.
- 没问题 - 好的 谢谢了 - You got it. - All right, mahalo.
- 嗨 露西 - 嗨 尼克 - Hi, Lucy. - Hi, Nick.
知道吗 为什么你不试试这样? You know, why don't you try this?
这就象铰链一样 It's kind of a hinge.
- 哦 我怎么没想到可以这样? - 只是当局者迷而已 - Now, why didn't I think of that? - Well, you're too close to the project.
别太难为自己了 Don't be hard on yourself.
是的 有时真的要多听听局外人的观点 Right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective.
旁观者清嘛 Fresh eye never hurts.
我叫露西 I'm Lucy.
我叫亨利·罗斯 Yes. I' m Henry Roth.
- 很高兴见到你 - 很高兴见到你 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
那很漂亮 继续搭建这项"工程"吧 It's pretty. Keep up the good work.
等等 我看到你一个人坐在那儿 愿意过来坐一会儿吗? Wait. I see you're sitting there alone. Do you wanna come and sit down?
- 当然了 那很好 如果不妨碍你的话 - 好的 - Sure, that'd be great, if that's all right. - Okay.
- 那你是个建筑师了? - 不是的 我和鱼打交道 - So are you an architect? - I am not. I' m in fish.
哦 我知道那味道是从哪儿来的了 Oh, that's where the smell is coming from.
是的 是的 我今天早晨还喂过一头海象呢 Yeah, yeah, I was feeding a walrus this morning...
我还以为我把那味道都洗掉了呢 看来我没有 ...and I thought I got most of it off of me, but guess I didn't.
- 我喜欢那味道 - 不会吧 - I love that smell. - No, you don't.
- 就算是鱼都不喜欢那味道的 - 不 我喜欢 因为我爸爸是个渔夫 - Fish don't even like that smell. - No, I do. My dad's a fisherman.
他和我弟弟道格 每次出海打渔都要几个月 He and my brother Doug, they go out to sea for months at a time.
他俩出海的时候我非常想念他们 当他们回来时... And I miss them so much while they're gone that when they come back...
我就会抱着他们不放 每个人抱5分钟 ...I just hold on to them for five minutes each.
那时候他们闻起来就像你的手一样 那是世界上最美妙的味道了 And they smell just like your hands. It's the best smell in the world.
那好 只要你有所需要 Well, my fingers are available...
我的手指随时都可以让你闻到 ...for your sniffing pleasure anytime you need them.
- 现在想吗? - 是的 - Wanna? - Okay.
海狮以其运动天赋而闻名... Sea lions are known for their athleticism...
海豚以其智慧而闻名 ...and dolphins are known for their intelligence.
- 而海象以其... - 以其长牙而闻名? - Walruses are known for their... - Tusks?
对 长牙 还有他们的阳具巨大无比 Their tusks. Also their male parts can get pretty gigantic.
是的 据说在所有哺乳动物中排名第二 Yeah, yeah, it's the second biggest out of all the mammals.
- 第一是谁? - 我想是那个"大花脸"吧 - What's the first? - I think Tattoo-Face.
我喜欢看你笑 Ilike your laugh.
我喜欢让你逗我笑 Ilike you making me laugh.
我不想坏了你们的兴致 但我们要开始准备午餐了 I hate to break this up, but we're setting up for lunch.
哦 好的 对不起了 休 Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue.
海象最酷的一点是 他们非常神秘 And the real cool thing about walruses is they're very mysterious.
- 神秘? - 是 是的 - Mysterious? - Yeah, yeah.
我们真的猜不出 它们在户外是如何生活的 We don't really know what they're like in the wild.
它们不是终日睡在冰山上 哈欠连天吗? Don't they just sleep on icebergs and yawn all the time?
我们所了解的只是它们在水面以外的... All we really see is what they do outside of the water...
可谁又知道它们在冰面下做些什么呢... ...but who knows what they do under the ice...
它们生命中的2/3时间在冰面下度过 ...where they spend two-thirds of their lives.
哦 也许它们是想用自己那大"家伙" 来吓唬其他动物吧 Well, maybe they're intimidating the other creatures with their big winkies.
这是解释之一 That is one theory.
- 我得走了 - 你要去哪儿? - I have to go. - Where you going?
今天是我爸爸的生日 我们每年都要去采一个菠萝来庆祝 It's my dad's birthday, and we go every year and we pick a pineapple.
- 已经形成惯例了 - 听上去不错 好的 那么... - It 's a tradition. - That sounds nice. Okay, well...
和你在一起很开心 ...I had a great time.
- 我也是 - 那好 - Me too. - Okay.
明天早晨 还是这个时候 你愿意和我共进早餐吗? Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time?
- 因为我10点钟要教美术课 - 真的吗? - Because I teach an art class at 10. - Really?
- 是的 - 希望我能来... - Yeah. - I wish I could make it...
没问题 我会来的 ...but, yes, I will be there.
- 路上小心 - 好的 - Take care. - Okay.
- 上路前再闻一下 鱼腥味真好闻 - 乐意为您效劳 - One for the road. It is fishy. - Got you good.
- 再见 - 再见! - Aloha. - Aloha!
明天见 See you tomorrow.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
哦 我的天 Oh, my goodness.
真是糗大了 Shit.
刚才有只蜜蜂叮我 I had a bee on me.
- 是这样啊 - 是只大个的蜜蜂 - All right. - He was a big one.
这些土话的意思是 "瞧这一对狗男女" Which means "look at those two shitheads."
这是我所见过的 最愚蠢的一次挥杆 That was the stupidest-looking swing I' ve ever seen.
这一杆我本想打到莫洛凯岛上去 I'm gonna take a Molokai on that one.
别扔啊 算了吧 No throwing. Come on.
别笑了 你们这些小兔崽子 看看你们能打成什么样子吧 Stop laughing, you hyenas. Let's see what you get.
好了 你们听到我的话了 去! 快去! Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!
给爸爸看看你们打得怎么样 Show papa what you got.
- 你们这群家伙还真是什么都行 - 年度最佳父亲再度挥杆 - You suck, you're good at everything. - Father of the Year strikes again.
顺便说一句 我今天在星巴克遇到了 一个金发碧眼的性感税务律师 By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond tax attorney at Starbucks today.
我告诉她你本事很大 她说想在这岛上好好玩玩 I told her you the kahuna she wanna have fun on this island.
你想要她的电话吗? You want her number?
你又想给我拉皮条了? You pimping tourists for me again?
是的! 我得靠你这么做才能活下去 知道吗? Yes! I live vicariously through you, remember?
我的生活是一团糟 My life sucks.
行了 去吧 带她去怀基基海滩玩玩 跟她好好爽一把 Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky.
我需要你这样 我可以想象成自己去 这样才能熬过一周 Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then I can get through another weekend.
可我得呆在这儿 不好意思 不过还是要谢谢你 I'm staying in. Sorry. Thank you, though.
- 什么? - 喂 爸爸! - What? - Hey, Dad!
别多嘴 基努·莫可可卡考 Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.
可是你缝针的地方正在流血 But your stitches are bleeding.
一定是因为我的大力挥杆才弄成这样的 It must've been my huge back-swing.
我冲浪回来后 你能再帮我缝上吗? You think you can stitch me up after I get back from surfing?
- 好吧 希望我能 - 伤口还在流血怎么能冲浪 - Yeah, looking forward to it. - I wouldn't surf with a wound like that.
你会招来鲨鱼的 You might attract a shark.
那有什么问题? 鲨鱼天性是和平的 What's wrong with that? Sharks are naturally peaceful
是吗? 那你的伤口是谁弄的? Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut, anyway?
鲨鱼咬的 A shark bit me.
很好 Nice.
再去抽根烟吧 兄弟 Go smoke another one, bro.
又要来那套鲨鱼论了 That shark theory's starting to catch on.
现在 大家都就地卧倒... Now, will everybody keep it down...
我要猛力挥出致命一击了 ...while I whack the crap out of this thing?
停下! 别动了! 该死! 不! Sit! Stay! Shit! No!
到底打到哪里去了? Where the hell is it?
你在找什么吗? Looking for something?
哦 天哪! 你怎么会在这儿? Oh, my God! What are you doing here?
和你一样 在找我的球 The same thing you are. Looking for my ball.
真是不可思议 我整整一上午都在想着你 This is weird. I' ve been thinking about you all morning, all day.
我简直等不及再次与你共进早餐了 Can't wait to have breakfast with you again.
我知道 可我只想把你"吃掉" I know. And I just wanna eat you up.
- 真的吗? - 是的 明天 后天... - Really? - Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day...
- 大后天 一天又一天 - 好的 没问题 ...and the next day and the next day. - All right. Okay.
哦 天哪 Oh, my.
哦 露西 感觉真是棒极了 Oh, Lucy, that feels so good.
不 我的乳头非常敏感 别这样 No, my nipples are too sensitive. Stop that.
- 怎么了? - 你的球打进了手推车... - What happened? - Your ball hooked into that cart...
然后反弹回来打中了你的头 真是滑稽透顶 ...bounced back and hit you in the head. It was freaking hilarious.
- 什么? - 露西是谁? - What? - Who's Lucy?
你的乳头怎么了? And what's up with your nipples?
我不能爱上一个当地姑娘 我决不会再去那家小饭馆了 I can't be falling for a local I ain't ever going back to that diner.
- 是打中了这里吧? - 哦 对! - This where you got hit? - Yes!
能成为夏威夷的悬崖跳水职业运动员 你可真够幸运的 You're so lucky you're a professional cliff diver in Hawaii.
- 是的 哦 那只是谋生的手段而已 - 我是个税务律师 - Yeah, well, it's a living. - I' m a tax attorney.
- 我的工作没有任何乐趣 - 是吗? - We never get to have any fun. - Is that right?
今晚我想找些额外的乐趣 I'd like to do something extra fun tonight.
你要一吸到底吗? Taking it deep, aren't you?
再给这位小姐来上一鱼缸行吗? How about another fishbowl for the lady?
- 那我给她倒一桶怎么样? - 也可以 - Why don't I just tap a keg for her? - Okay.
我感觉自己有点醉了 I think I' m getting kind of drunk.
- 你也醉了吗? - 快了 - Are you getting drunk? - Getting there.
那你在想什么? So, what are you thinking?
我在想什么? What am I thinking?
实际上 我一点也没醉 诺琳 你也没醉 Actually, I' m not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you...
因为这些饮料里根本不含酒精 ...because there's no alcohol in these drinks.
不幸的是 我耍这种花招已经很多次了 Sadly, I' ve used this technique many times.
那会使一些可爱的游客 比如说你吧... It helps lovely tourists, such as yourself...
可以松弛下来 但却仍然保持清醒 ...loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake...
得以毫无负疚感的 和我疯狂做爱 ...and have guilt -free, vigorous sex with me.
- 哇噢 - 对不起 - Wow. - I' m sorry.
我也不是什么悬崖跳水运动员 我有恐高症 I'm not a cliff diver, either. I'm afraid of heights.
哦 既然这是我在镇上呆的最后一夜 Well, since it's my last night in town...
我就当你没说这些话好了 你还愿意和我上床吗? ...can I pretend you didn't just say that and still have sex with you anyway?
我办不到 不好意思 I can't do it. I' m sorry.
那么 你至少可以给我介绍个人吧? Well, can you at least point me in the direction of someone who can?
那边的家伙或许能帮你解困 That guy over there could help you out.
- 那不是个女人吗? - 呀 我也无法肯定 - Isn't that a woman? - Jeez, I' m not really sure.
可你既然喝醉了 那也就不会在乎了 不是吗? 保重吧 But you're too drunk to notice, remember? Take care.
- 喂 再见了 - 你好 - Hey, you. Aloha. - Aloha.
不是"你好" 我的意思是"再见" 我们今天歇业 快走吧 Not aloha, "hello," aloha, "goodbye." We're closed today. Go away.
- 你在说什么? - 上菜了! - What are you talking about? - Order up!
- 你别动 我有话跟你说 - 好的 - Don't move. I have to talk to you. - Okay.
- 嗨! 大花脸! - 嗨 花生酱点心! - Hey! Tattoo-Face! - Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!
嗨 Hi.
今天我手指上的鱼腥味特重 你愿意好好闻一下吗? My fingers are extra fishy today, if you care to take a whiff.
什么? What was that?
我整个上午都在和海象一起玩 同时也在想着你 I was petting my walrus all morning and thinking of you the whole time.
够了 你这个变态 我想你还是快滚吧 Okay, pervert. I think that you should leave.
怎么了? 我只是拿这开个玩笑而已 我们昨天还交谈过的 What? I was joking because of what we talked about yesterday.
昨天? Yesterday?
我从来没见过你 I've never even met you.
- 尼克! 来帮帮我! - 来了 露西 - Nick! I need help! - Coming, Lucy.
尼克 放下刀 我来处理这事 Nick, put that down. I'll handle it.
- 你跟我来 - 等等 这是怎么回事? - You, follow me. - Wait a... What's going on?
我只是跟你开玩笑的! I was kidding around with you!
到底怎么回事? 她是疯了还是怎么着了? What's happening here? Is she crazy or something?
露西是个非常特别的人 她和其他人不一样 Lucy is a very special person. Very different from other people.
哦 Okay.
大约1年前 露西在车祸中受了重伤 About a year ago, Lucy was in a terrible car accident.
她和她父亲一起去北海岸采菠萝 She and her father went up North Shore to get a pineapple.
她父亲只摔断了几根肋骨 可是露西的头部却受了重伤 Her father broke some ribs, but Lucy suffered a serious head injury.
她失去了短期记忆 She lost her short-term memory.
那么她什么都不记得了吗? So she can't remember anything?
不 不是的 她的长期记忆完好无缺 No, no, no, she has all of her long-term memory.
因为那是大脑另一部分的功能 That's a different part of the brain.
到事故发生前的那一晚为止 她什么都记得 Her whole life, up to the night before the accident, she remembers.
她只是记不住新近发生的任何事情 She just can't retain any new information.
每晚当她睡着后 她会把当天发生的事全部忘光 It's like her slate gets wiped clean every night while she sleeps.
别说了 听起来我和 一个患神经病的女孩说过话... Hold on. This sounds like something I would tell a psycho girl...
然后她就不记得我了 难道她真是神经病不成? ...so she'd stop calling me. Am I the psycho girl
但愿这故事是我编出来的! I wish I was making this up!
她根本不记得曾经遇见过你 She has no memory that she ever met you.
那采菠萝的事她怎么记得? What about the pineapple -picking thing?
她每天都那么说 因为每天早晨... She says that every day, because each morning...
她一醒来就想着今天是去年10月13日 ...she wakes up thinking it's October 13th of last year.
她就会来我这里吃早餐 因为她习惯星期天过来吃早餐... She comes for breakfast because that's what she did on Sundays...
而10月13日恰好是星期天 ...and October 13th was a Sunday.
她不知道已经过了有一年多了 She has no idea it's more than a year later.
可她会读报纸的 She reads the newspaper.
她父亲每天都把特制的报纸放到门廊里 It's a special paper her father puts on their porch.
从她出事那天起 他就把那报纸印了几百份 It's from the day of her accident. He got hundreds of them printed.
露西每天都做同样的事 Lucy does the same thing every day.
- 你好! - 回来了 - Hello! - Back here.
- 嗨 爸爸! - 哦 嗨 宝贝 - Hi, Dad! - Oh, hi, sweetie.
你没带我去 自己偷偷采了一只 You got one without me.
我在市场上遇到一位女士 她送给我作生日礼物的 The lady at the farmers' market gave it to me as a birthday present.
这份心意我不能不领 I didn't wanna hurt her feelings.
我猜她喜欢你 I think she likes you.
- 是的 还能怎么样呢? - 那我们的惯例怎么办? - Yeah, what's not to like? - What about our tradition?
哦 我又想了个主意 昨天我刚刚粉刷了我的工作室 Well, I have another idea. I painted my workshop yesterday.
刷成了白色的 White.
可我觉得太苍白了 简直让我头痛 Now it's too white. Gives me a headache.
哦 看来需要点颜色来搭配一下 Oh, yeah, you definitely need some color in here.
哦 知道吗 我也正有此意 Well, you know, that's what I was thinking.
- 真的吗? - 是的 好好发挥一下吧 - Really? - Yeah. Go nuts.
- 为了庆祝我生日 好好点缀一下墙面 - 我会的 - Paint me something for my birthday. - I will.
你得答应我感恩节再去采菠萝 好吗? And promise that we can pick a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay?
- 这想法不错 - 那好 - Sounds great. - Okay, good.
嗨 我粉刷的时候 你该去看海盗队的比赛 Hey, you should watch the Vikings game while I' m painting.
好主意 Good idea.
- 来吧 宝贝 鼓出来吧 - 我们今晚吃什么 道格? - Yeah, baby. Isolate. - What are we eating tonight, Doug?
- 意大利面条 - 小心别把汗水滴到调味汁里去 - Spaghetti, Pop. - Try not to sweat in the sauce.
对不起 爸爸 Sorry, Pop.
又要看海盗队比赛了 Go Vikings.
705 706 Seven hundred and five. Seven hundred and six.
- 707 - 嗨 你们好 - Seven hundred and seven. - Hey, you guys.
嗨 宝贝 墙面刷好了吗? Hey, sweetie. How's the painting coming?
- 你可以去看看 - 太好了 - You'll see. - Cool
- 哦 比分怎样了? - 海盗队位于两码线上 - Oh. What's the score? - The Vikings are on the two-yard line.
- 如果能够得分 他们就会以14-10领先了 - 也许他们会为你的生日而获胜的 - Lf they score, they bring it to 14-10. - Maybe they'll win for your birthday.
我打赌库尔派普会达阵 And I' II bet Culpepper runs it in.
我打赌他会假装传球给威廉姆斯 其实却扔给克伦塞斯 后者达阵 I'll bet he fakes a handoff to Williams, throws to Kleinsasser in the end zone.
- 输了的洗碗怎么样? - 说定了 - Loser does the dishes? - You're on.
继续进攻 - Keep the offense on the field.
库尔派普假装传球给威廉姆斯 他要扔出去了 Culpepper fakes a handoff to Williams. He will throw.
传给克伦塞斯 达阵了! 明尼苏达队 触地得分 He's got Kleinsasser in the end zone! Touchdown, Minnesota.
道格 你猜得真准 Doug, you're good.
也许你该去做教练 Maybe you should be a coach.
- 老爸 - 你这白痴! - Dad. - Moron!
打得很疼的 That hurt.
你看起来还不到25岁 And you don't look a day over 25.
是吗 那道格的肌肉也不是药物打出来的了 Yeah, right, and Doug's muscles aren't pharmaceutically enhanced.
怎么样? 我用了特制的药草... What? I use an herb supplement...
它可以在任何保健品商店买到 来摸摸 ...that can be purchased at any health-food store. Check this out.
看看这些肉疙瘩 像石头一样硬 Check out these glutes. Rock-hard, baby.
很不错吧? Pretty sweet, huh?
别搞了! 再说我就把蛋糕扔到你身上 Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake.
好了 可以看生日礼物了 Okay, just open your present.
哦 看看礼物是什么 Okay. Let's see what we've got here.
"第六感" The Sixth Sense.
嗨! 我洗完碗后 大家一起看电影怎么样? Hey! When I' m done doing the dishes, do you guys wanna watch it?
- 当然可以 - 当然可以 - Sure. - Sure.
本·弗莱肯? Ben Friedkin?
有些人说我是疯子 Some people, they call me freak.
- 是罗纳德·萨姆纳吗? - 是的 我是个疯子 看着我 - Ronald Sumner? - I am. I am a freak. Look at me.
只要给我一个机会... Just give me a chance...
真不敢相信 布鲁斯·威利斯竟然演个鬼 I can't believe it. Bruce Willis is a ghost.
我也很惊奇 你们都看出来了吗? I'm shocked. Did you see that coming?
- 没有 - 根本看不出 - No. - Not a clue.
- 真是想不到 - 无论如何 这片子太棒了 - Shocked as hell. - Anyway, it was awesome.
- 生日快乐 - 我爱你 姐姐 - Happy birthday. - Love you, Sis.
你一身肌肉真是很健美 我伸长胳膊都搂不过你来了 Your muscles are getting so big, I can barely wrap my arms around you.
你喜欢吗? 来摸摸看 You like that? Check this out.
好了! 真受不了你那对"会跳舞的乳房"了 快让你姐姐睡觉吧 Okay, okay! Enough with the titty dance! Let your sister go to sleep.
- 我觉得挺好的 - 做个好梦 露西 - I like it. - Sweet dreams, Lucy.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
嗨 特蕾西 你过得怎么样? Hey, Tracy, how you doing?
看到了吧? Yeah?
比起高中来 我还是有点变化的吧 Well, things changed a little bit since high school
她每天都做同样的事情 And this is what happens every single day.
还要多久她才能恢复记忆力? How long it gonna take for her memory to come back?
医生说她的记忆力永远不会恢复了 Her doctors say it may never come back.
那按你所说的 基本上... So, basically, what you're saying is...
- 她非常适合你 - 你什么意思? ...she's perfect for you. - What do you mean?
那你就可以整天无牵无挂的 在外面鬼混了 因为... You can hang out all day with no attachment, because...
她每晚都会"乘飞机"离开? 别忘了还有个问题 Her plane leaves every night? There's a problem with that.
- 什么? - 这非常过分 - What is? - It 's evil
不会的 No, it isn't.
你遇见他 出来玩乐 调情 不负责任 也没有人受伤害 You meet her, hang out, flirt, no commitment, nobody gets hurt.
- 可她脑部受过伤 你这个神经病 - 好吧 那我再给你找个妞 - She's got brain damage, you psycho. - Okay, I' II give you that one.
可我觉得这对你大有好处 But I think it'd be healthy for you.
你不会想让自己长时间 和同一个姑娘厮守在一起的 You haven't allowed yourself to connect with a girl
你的好意我心领了 可你就别管我了 I appreciate your interest, but leave me alone.
喂 你完全可以象她父亲那样做 Hey, you'd be doing exactly what her father does:
让她快乐每一天 Giving her a wonderful day.
当你认为出海航行的时机已到 只需"噗哧"一下 你就走了 When it's time for you to go on your big boat trip, poof, you just leave.
她肯定不会知道你就这么走了 She'll never even know you're gone.
我不清楚你那"噗哧"一下是什么意思 我可不是那样的人 I'm not sure about the "poofing" part, because I' m not a good poofer.
那你先"噗哧"一下给我看看吧? Demonstrate a good poof for me?
别对我嬉皮笑脸的 Quit busting my coconuts for five seconds.
好吧 这关头你就别"噗哧""噗哧"的了 赶快干活吧 All right. Would you stop poofing on that joint and do some work?
那好 让我们先把这些烂事搞定 Okay. Let's get this sucker ready.
然后我们就带着那妞出去兜一圈 Then we're gonna take her out for a spin.
船长日志: 11月7日 将近子夜 Captain's log: November 7 th. Nearly midnight.
海蛇号已经从上次事故中完全复原了... The Sea Serpent is fully recovered from her mishap...
面对广袤的海洋 准备再次英勇出航 ...and ready to once again brave the open ocean.
我觉得我的缝针处又裂开了 I think my stitches opened up again, cuz.
你是不是养了只猫? 我感觉有东西正在舔我 You got a cat? Because I feel something licking me.
你好吗? How is it?
花生酱点心 你又来干什么? Peanut Butter Cups. What are you doing here?
我只想过来跟露西问声好 I just wanted to say hi to Lucy.
我保证不会再做错事了 I promise you I' m not gonna do anything wrong.
知道休怎么说吗? What did Sue say?
她说如果我再跟露西讲话 就让你用切肉刀砍了我 She said that if I talk to Lucy, you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.
她可是老板 伙计 不过你也不必担心 She's the boss, cuz. But don't worry.
也许露西根本就不想跟你讲话 Lucy probably didn't wanna talk to you anyway.
- 你什么意思? - 这里可不是迪斯科舞厅 - What does that mean? - This ain't a disco.
在用早餐的时候 她可不愿意有人上来勾勾搭搭的 She doesn't want guys hitting on her during her breakfast.
除非是亨利·罗斯出马 She does if it's Henry Roth.
- 那是谁? - 那是谁? 就是我呀 - Who that? - Who that? Me that.
我和你赌20块钱 我会再次与她共进早餐 I bet you 20 bucks I can get her to have breakfast with me again.
- 说定了 - 我喜欢这样 - You're on. - I love it.
- 你好吗 宝贝? - 嗨 休 发型很不错 - How you doing, honey? - Hey, Sue. Nice haircut.
哦 谢谢 一会儿见 Oh, mahalo. See you in a bit.
尼克和我已经商量好了 你就相信我吧 Nick and I have an arrangement. You can trust me.
别担心 Don't worry.
你应当这样试试 把它插在这儿 You should try this out. Put it in there.
就成了一扇会动的门 Swivelly door.
这些华芙饼干就可以从这里进进出出 Waffleonians can come in and out now.
你是不是来自某个国家 那里就算把手指... Are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers...
伸到别人的食物中去也没关系? ...all over someone else's food?
对 我正是这个国家来的 No, I' m from this country.
怎么? 你本来还想吃的是吧? 哦 Why? Were you gonna eat that? Oh.
哦 好吧 用餐愉快 All right, well, have a good meal
- 好的 - 真是个倒霉蛋 - Yeah. - That was pathetic.
什么? 你怎么不让火腿给噎死? Yeah? Why don't you choke on your Spam?
明天赌注翻番 Double or nothing tomorrow.
喂 我很抱歉打扰你... Hey. I' m sorry to bother you...
你看来象是个懂得欣赏艺术的人 ...but you look like a person who appreciates fine art...
我想征求一下你的意见 ...so I wanted your opinion.
这是我画的 画了一对父子 乘船出海打渔 I drew this. It 's a picture of a father and son fishing off a fishing boat.
这里还有一头海象 There's a walrus right there...
哦 原来你不会说英语 Oh, you don't speak English. Okay.
戏演得还不够像 Doesn't look Chinese.
赢了40块了 Forty.
能把这个给我吗? Can I have that?
我正巧需要一张擦屁股纸 I need something to wipe my ass with.
闭嘴吧 Shut up.
不知道那家伙出什么事了 I wonder what's the matter with him.
我看他是个大傻瓜 Looks like a stupid asshole to me.
打扰一下 我不想吓到你 Excuse me. Okay. I didn't mean to startle you.
- 不 没关系 我... - 你没事吧? - No, that's all right. L- - - Are you okay?
是的 我很好 我只是遇上了麻烦... Yeah, I' m fine. I' m having a problem with something...
有什么我可以帮你的吗? Something that I could help you with?
不 不 不 我只是... No, no, no. I just...
不会念 ...can't read.
真会开玩笑 You gotta be kidding me.
- 我可以帮你念 - 不了 谢谢你 - I can read that for you. - No. Thank you.
我可以自己来 I can do this on my own.
谢谢你的好意 Appreciate the sentiment.
我想要一份... I'm gonna get an order of the...
烤... Pan...
烤... Panku...
饼... Ca...
烤"钟表" Panclocks.
- 烤饼 - 对 我要烤饼 - Pancakes. - Okay, I' II have pancake.
- 烤饼 - 烤...烤饼! 烤饼! - Pancakes. - Pancah... Pancakes! Pancakes!
-我真笨! - 哦 别哭了 - I' m so stupid! - Oh, don't cry.
- 真笨 真笨 真笨 - 别哭了 - Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. - Don't cry.
- 我什么都不会! - 真是个失败者 - I don't know anything! - What a loser.
我来教你 为什么你不坐在我那边呢? I'll tell you what. Why don't you sit with me?
你可以一边吃早餐 我一边教你念一些单词 You can have some breakfast and I'll help teach you some of the words.
- 好的 - 好吧 - Okay. - All right.
- 这听起来不错 - 过来吧 - That sounds nice. - Come on over.
- 好的 谢谢你 - 好 - Okay, thank you. - All right.
那么字母I是在E的前面? So I comes before the E?
- 在C的后面? - 是的 - Except after C? - Yes.
哦 C是一个圆圈的一半 对吗? Okay, and C is that little half a squiggly one, right?
- 是的 - 我想我懂了 - Yes. - I think I' m getting it.
- 你怎么这么会讲课? - 我是个老师 我一直讲课的 - How'd you get so good at teaching? - I' m a teacher. I do it all the time.
我在哈路基-里奇初中教美术 I'm an art teacher at the Haluki-liki Junior High.
哦 你是哈路基-里奇初中的老师 孩子们一定对你服服贴贴的 Well, you Haluki-liki the kind of teacher all the kids have crushes on.
要是我能在你班上上课就好了 I know I would if I was in your class.
好啊 Okay.
哦 不好意思 我的手指有股鱼腥味 Oh, boy, do my... My fingers smell like fish.
那一定熏得你够呛 是吧? That doesn't gross you out, does it?
不 一点也不 No, not at all.
真的吗? Really?
如果露西受到伤害 我就用切肉刀把你给砍了 If Lucy gets hurt, I' m gonna chop you with the meat cleaver.
好 好的 Okay, okay.
今天我很开心 So I had a nice time.
- 是的 我也是 - 非常感谢 - Yeah, me too. - Thank you very much.
- 让我为你开门吧 - 谢谢 - Let me get it for you. - Thank you.
乐意效劳 Sure.
好 Okay.
我只想把你"吃掉" 明天 后天 大后天 一天又一天... I just want to eat you up, tomorrow and the next day, next day, next day...
那再见了 I'll see you around.
好的 Okay.
你真的走了? 就这么完了? Really? That's it?
- 什么这么完了? - 你跟我调情... - That's what? - All that flirting...
冒充"我不会念"什么的 你不想约我出来... ...and phony "I can't read" stuff, and you're not gonna ask me out...
或者要我的电话吗? ...or for my phone number?
- 我真不会念 - 哦 闭嘴吧 - I can't read. - Oh, shut up.
这真是我所见过最蠢的事之一 可我还是想 That was one of the goofiest things I've ever seen, but I thought:
"如果这家伙真的非常想和我交往" "Hey, if this guy is so desperate to meet me...
"那还值得和他聊聊" ...he might be worth talking to."
原来我看错人了 But then I get stiffed.
不 不不不 事情是这样的... No, no, no, this is what happened. I...
再见了 你这个自以为是的家伙 Mahalo for the ego boost.
- 你说得对 说得对 我很想... - 别想了 - You're right. You're right. I feel like... - No worries.
我只是...其实我能念一点的! I gotta... I can read a little!
我不知道字母I在E前面! 我发誓我不知道 I didn't know I came before E! That one I didn't know, I swear.
哦 我真是个大白痴 Oh, you idiot.
你现在开心了吧 山姆 I hope you're happy, Shamu.
马林 我是休 Marlin. It 's Sue.
- 哦 你好 先生 我叫亨利 - 我知道你是谁 - Oh, aloha, sir. My name's Henry... - I know who you are.
- 我是来向你女儿道歉的 - 别找麻烦了 - I want to apologize to your daughter. - Not gonna happen.
她在屋里呢 我们出来把事情彻底讲清楚 She's inside. We're gonna straighten things out.
老爸 那只该死的猫鼬 又钻进垃圾箱里去了! Dad, the damn mongoose got in the garbage again!
- 就是这家伙吗? - 是的 - Is this the guy? - Yeah.
罗斯先生 我有个简单的请求 Mr. Roth, I have one simple request:
离我女儿远点 Stay away from my daughter.
那当然 只是我伤害了她的感情 我不想就这么算了 Absolutely. I hurt her feelings and don't want it to end like that.
还是就这么算了吧 It's gonna end like this.
冷静点 小伙子 Calm down, little fellow.
我要杀了你! 你死定了 好吧 我冷静了 I'm gonna kill you! You're a dead man. Okay, I' m calm.
我冷静了 I'm calm.
- 让我扶你起来 - 我自己来! 自己来 - Let me help you up. - I got it! I got it.
老爸和我费尽心机的保护露西 结果全让你这个白痴给毁了 It's just Dad and I work too hard to protect Lucy to let some idiot ruin it.
我知道你们所做的努力 我对此非常尊重 I know what you guys do and I totally respect that.
如果你了解她的情况 你该知道她不会象正常人那样恋爱 If you know her condition, you know she can't have a normal relationship.
因为第二天早晨 她就什么都不记得了 The next morning, she won't know who he is.
就算有人受得了这个... And any guy who's okay with that...
我还受不了呢 ...ain't okay with me.
- 我可不是来找一夜情的 - 别再想着露西了 - I' m not looking for a one-night stand. - Anything with Lucy is, numb-nuts.
别给我们找麻烦了 也别再去拉网咖啡馆了 Give us a break. Just stay away from the Hukilau Cafe.
我女儿已经吃过很多苦头了 My daughter's been through enough.
好吧 对不起 Okay. I' m sorry.
我本想把他的屁股揍成两半 可是这些沙子 让我滑倒了 I could have whooped his ass, but this gravel, I slipped on it...
是的 也许你得再多活动活动屁股 Yeah, well, maybe you need to do a few more butt flexes.
这很容易 老爸 Cheap shot, Dad.
又清新 又干净 So fresh and so clean.
喂 亚历克斯 那天在酒吧里 你搭上那马子了吗? Hey, Alexa, did you hook up with that girl from the bar?
- 我挺害怕的 就走了 - 真的吗? - I chickened out. - Really?
是的 我也不知道为什么 我想我更喜欢"香肠" 而不是"面圈"吧 Yeah, I don't know. I guess I prefer sausage to taco.
- 怎么了? - 是的 咱们意见一致 老伙计 - What? - Yeah. No, I agree, buddy.
快离开这里 去假山那边吧 Get out of here. Run for the hills.
让我来问问你 亚历克斯 Let me ask you something, Alexa.
如果你答应了一个女孩的爸爸 你不会再见她... If you promised a girl' s dad that you wouldn't see her...
你会受这承诺约束吗? ...would you consider that a binding promise?
- 那当然 - 是吗? - Absolutely. - Yeah?
话又说回来 总有办法避开这些承诺的 Then again, there are always ways around such things.
- 比如说? - 比如说... - Like? - For example...
如果我答应了一个女孩的爸爸 不会再见她... ...if I promised a woman's father I would not see her...
当她与我亲热时 我只需"简单"地闭上双眼 ...I would simply shut my eyes while she serviced my manhood.
这个办法虽然很酷 That's actually a cool way to look at it.
可也够下流的 And a very gross way.
既然她父亲不让我去拉网咖啡馆 那我就不去 He asked me not to go to the Hukilau. I'm not going there.
我没做错什么 I'm not doing anything wrong.
抱歉打搅你 我被困在这里了 Sorry to bother you. I'm kind of stuck here.
- 车子出毛病了? - 是啊 你能帮我打下火吗? - Car trouble? - Yeah. You mind giving me a jump?
好了 Okay.
占用你的时间真不好意思 Appreciate your time.
不是每个人都会停车的 Not everybody would have stopped.
- 你真好 - 哦 是吗 谢谢你 - You're real sweet. - Oh, yeah. Thank you.
没想到你还真上当了! I can't believe you fell for that.
我的爷爷就是帮人家车 打火的时候这么死的 Well, my grandfather died trying to jump-start a car.
对不起 我只是开个玩笑 I'm sorry. I was just joking around.
没想到你也上当了! I can't believe you fell for that!
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
你装的可真像 That was very good.
- 我叫亨利 - 我叫露西 - My name's Henry. - I' m Lucy.
很高兴碰到你 你看起来真... Nice to meet you. You look like a nice...
嗨 对不起 要耽误你一下了 几分钟就好了 Hi. Sorry for the delay. Should be a few minutes.
- 没事 别担心 - 你从哪来? - No problem. No worries. - Where you coming from?
刚吃完早餐 Breakfast?
- 没错 - 好吃吗? - Yeah. - How was it?
我吃了些华芙饼干 很好吃 I had waffles. They were delicious.
我喜欢用那些华芙饼干造小房子 Ilike making little houses out of waffles.
- 真的? - 这是我最喜欢的了 - You do? - That's my thing.
- 你叫什么? - 露西 - What's your name? - Lucy.
你好 我叫亨利 Hi, I' m Henry.
好 伙计 当她停下来的时候 让她抱抱你 装可爱点 Okay, pal When she stops, just let her pet you. Look cute.
到路中去 谢谢你 对 就是那里 太好了 Go to the middle of the road. Thank you. Right there. Perfect.
- 哦 糟糕 - 她来了 笑一下 - Oh, shit. - Here she comes. Smile.
她在哪儿呢? Where is she?
噢 天啊 糟了 Oh, my God. Oh, no!
好吧 这招没成功 Okay. That didn't work.
拉裤子了?我也一样 Shit your pants? So did I
好啦 这就是她 开始打我 Okay, this is her. Start beating me up.
装的像一点 Make it look good.
把钱包给我! Give me your wallet!
白鬼 你想的很美啊? 跑到我们岛上来 Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island...
- 吃我们的菠萝 - 救命啊 别这么狠! ...eat our pineapple... - Help me! Not so hard.
- 轻点! - 玩我们的女人 - Take it easy. - Try to bang our women.
让我的姐妹帮你打扫房间 Making my sister clean your hotel room.
好啦 干嘛打这么狠 轻点 Okay. What's that have to do with this? Relax.
- 嘿! 嘿! 救命啊 救救我! - 愚蠢的白鬼! - Hey! Hey! Help me, please! - Stupid haole!
没错 这下怎么样! 这下呢! 这下呢! Yeah, that's right. Take that! And that! And that!
还有这下! 这下! And that! And that!
他已经还不了手了 够了 够了 You got him. You got him. Enough. Enough.
- 你还好吗? - 我没事... - Are you okay? - Yes, yes...
好 我马上回来 别跑! Okay, I' II be back. Come here!
别这样 别打了 我看他挨了不少揍了 No, no! I think he's had enough.
对不起啦 I'm sorry.
我的眼睛! My eye!
- 他已经被制服了! - 还没呢! - You got him! - Not good enough!
喔 我的天啊! Oh, Kamehameha!
他该能接受这个教训了 He learned his lesson!
- 你叫什么? - 我叫亨利 - What's your name? - My name's Henry.
- 你真能打 - 嗨 对不起 - You did good. - Hi. Sorry.
我是社区治安联防队的 I'm in a community-watch program...
你个疯婆娘! Oh, you crazy bitch!
继续跑啊 不然还得挨揍! Yeah, keep running!
好啦 好啦 他逃了 Okay, okay, he's... He's gone now.
这不是她 错误警报 Not her. False alarm.
别担心 我给警察打电话了 没问题了 Don't worry, I called the cops already. I'm all set.
是吗? 你没问题了? 聪明鬼先生? Yeah? You all set for this, Mr. Smarty?
- 噢 糟糕! - 没错 - Oh, shit. - Yeah.
等你和我女儿玩完了英雄救美的游戏 When you're finished playing your kidnap-victim crap on my daughter...
到我家来一趟 ...come by the house.
好的 Okay.
老天保佑! Oh, boy.
我想先让你过来看看 There's something I wanna show you.
我们想通了 她只有在碰到你 的日子里才会唱歌 We figured it out. She only sings on days she meets you.
你开玩笑吧 那首歌? You're kidding me. That song?
那是"老爸老妈之歌" That's Mom and Dad's song.
当她妈妈还在世的时候 每次我出去打渔... When her mom was alive, Lucy would have me take that tape...
- 露西都会让我带上那歌的磁带 - 哦 是吗? ...on every fishing trip I went on. - Oh, yeah?
是的 她知道这样会让我想念她的母亲 Yeah, she knew it would make me miss her mom...
然后能早点回家 ...and want to come home sooner.
我没发现你还有这一面呢 先生 不过我必须得告诉你 这让我有点恶心 I'm seeing a new side to you, sir. I gotta tell you, it's grossing me out.
我问你个问题 Let me ask you something.
你心里怎么想的? 看到这些你感觉如何? What's in it for you? What do you get out of this?
我不知道 I don't know.
你难道不希望每天她都这个样子吗? Wouldn't you want to spend an hour a day with that?
说实话 最好不要 她唱歌根本没调 Actually, no. She sings like shit.
- 怎么了? - 我能问你们点事情吗? - What? - Can I ask you guys something?
最后会怎么样? 某天 她可能会清醒过来 What'll happen down the line? Someday she'll wake up...
看到镜子里面的自己 发现自己一夜之间长了十岁 ...look in the mirror and notice she aged 10 years overnight.
你知道吗 亨利? You know something, Henry?
我每天都担心这事 I worry about that every damn day of my life.
对不起 Pardon me.
不好意思打搅一下 不过我 发现我们都是一个人在吃东西 Sorry to interrupt, but I noticed we were both eating alone...
我想我是不是能坐你这里 给你的华芙房... ...and I thought I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi...
- 造个果汁浴缸什么的 - 哦 这主意真不错 ...for your waffle house? - Oh, that would be nice...
不过我已经有男朋友了 ...but I have a boyfriend.
所以 对不起了 So I' m sorry.
你是为了打发我 才编出来个男朋友的吧? You're making up a boyfriend to get rid of me?
我不是编的 No, I' m not.
好 那他名叫什么? What's his name, then?
林高 Ringo.
那他是不是姓斯塔尔? （林高·斯塔尔:甲壳虫乐队鼓手） Is his last name Starr?
- 不是 麦卡尼（甲壳虫乐队吉他手的姓） - 麦卡尼 好吧 - No. McCartney. - McCartney, okay.
- 喔 糟糕 - 不好意思 - Oh, no. - All right. I' m sorry.
不是你! 警察在给我开罚单! No! This cop is writing me a ticket!
哦 我要是你就不会出去 Oh, whoa, whoa. I wouldn't go out there.
- 等等! 等等! - 快去啊! - Wait, wait, wait! - Go on!
我来了 I'm coming.
这执照要再过7个月才会过期 The tags don't expire for seven months.
- 这今年5月就过期了 - 不是的! - They expired May of this year. - No! No, no!
明年5月才会过期 They expire May of next year.
我觉得这有点误会 I think there's been a misunderstanding.
- 我可不觉得 - 这太可笑了 - I don't. - This is ridiculous.
我不会付的! 这才是10月! I'm not paying for this! It's October!
对不起 能借我看一下吗? 看看 10月! Excuse me. Can I borrow this? Look, October!
露西 我们回里面去吧 Lucy, let's go back inside.
怎么回事? What?
今天要麻烦了 道格! Having a bad day, Doug!
宝贝... Sweetheart...
这些是那次事故留下的 ...these are from the accident.
噢 天啊 Oh, no!
我能感觉到那时的痛苦 I can feel it.
你在医院里住了3个月 宝贝 You were in the hospital for three months, sweetheart.
我想和这位医生谈谈 我得听听他怎么说 I have to talk to this doctor. I need to hear it from him.
你听他说过了 宝贝 好多次了 You have heard it, sweetie. Many times.
我听他说过? I have?
我带她去 I'll take her.
我还得听听我自己怎么说呢 I have to hear for myself too.
道格 把它收起来好吗? 我实在... Doug, just take this, okay? I can't...
我实在不能再看了 I can't look at it anymore.
- 会没事的 露西 - 别叫我露西 我都不怎么认识你 - It 's gonna be all right, Luce. - Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.
亲爱的 你差不多是和他在约会 Sweetie, you're sort of dating him.
对不起 我长的不怎么帅 Sorry I' m not better-looking.
从去年10月到现在还发生了什么? What else happened since last October?
- 我的学生们怎么样了? - 坎贝尔小姐接管了你的班 - What about my students? - Miss Campbell took over your class.
- 艾丽西娅嫁给那家伙了? - 是的 - Did Alicia marry that guy? - Yeah.
道格 你当上夏威夷先生了吗? Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaii contest?
我不知道那居然还需要尿检 I didn't know there was gonna be a urine test.
哇噢 Wow.
我们做爱了吗? Do we have sex?
我们还没有 正如大家所知道的 No, we don't. Just so everybody knows that.
不过我们想要做来着 We want to.
开玩笑而已 Just kidding.
就是说你们每天都得骗我 So you guys have to just lie to me every day.
嘿 露西 很高兴又见到你了 Hey, Lucy. Good to see you again.
她到底怎么回事? What the hell 's her problem?
她记不住你是谁 兄弟 She doesn't remember who you are, brah.
哦 没错 Oh, yeah.
我真受够了这份工作了 I suck at this job.
露西 这是你的大脑扫描图像 Lucy, these are your brain scans here.
我看恐怕没什么进展 I'm afraid they show no improvement.
车祸使得你的颞叶受损很严重 The temporal lobe was severely damaged.
我们认为这些瘢痕组织削弱了 What we believe is scar tissue here is impairing your ability...
睡眠期间把短期记忆 转变为长期记忆的能力 ...to convert short-term memory into long-term memory while you sleep.
这种病候被称为古德菲尔德综合征 The condition's come to be known as Goldfield Syndrome.
- 谁是古德菲尔德? - 一个杰出的立陶宛精神病学家 - Who's Goldfield? - A brilliant Lithuanian psychiatrist.
他自己的颞叶就受损了 He himself suffered temporal-lobe damage.
他花了4年的时间 才发表了他的研究成果 Took him four years to publish his findings...
因为他总是得从头开始 ...because he had to keep starting over from scratch.
很明显 你的幽默感似乎无损 而那是这个区控制的 Obviously, your sense of humor is still intact, and that's here.
你的脑杏仁核 没受伤 Magnificent amygdala as well.
- 医生 我有个问题 - 我很乐意回答... - Doctor, I have a question. - I' d be happy to answer it...
不过我以前就告诉过你的 这是医疗机构 你至少要穿衬衫 ...but as I' ve told you before, this is a hygienic facility. Shirts are required.
- 哦 好吧 - 干的不错 - Oh, okay. - Nice move.
我说 医生 Listen, doctor, this...
我有个朋友服用了一点类固醇 ...friend of mine's been experimenting a little with steroids.
然后他就有了遗精的习惯 He's been having a lot of wet dreams.
这两者之间可能会有什么联系吗? Could there be a connection between them?
道格拉斯 不用编谎话了 Douglas, get off the juice.
至于遗精的问题 你干嘛不去游个泳 As for the nocturnal emissions, why don't you take a swim...
买件没窟窿的衬衫 找个漂亮姑娘 然后带她吃顿晚餐呢? ...buy a shirt with no holes, find a wahine and take her to dinner.
我会把你说的这些告诉我朋友的 I'll tell my friend you said so.
不管怎么样 露西 你的状况很稳定 In any case, Lucy, your condition is stable...
不过很可能永远都是如此 ...but most likely permanent.
我很抱歉 亲爱的 I'm so sorry, dear.
不过还有比你更糟的 But it could be worse.
是吗 还能怎么糟? Yeah? How?
我觉得你该去见见"记10秒"汤姆 I think you should meet Ten Second Tom.
卡拉汉学院是环太平洋地区 最好的脑科医疗中心 Callahan Institute is the leading brain-injury clinic in the Pacific Rim.
我们由俄亥俄州 桑达斯基的T·B·卡拉汉赞助的 We are funded out of Sandusky, Ohio by T.B. Callahan...
他是个汽车配件大亨 也是个慈善家 ...the automotive-components tycoon and philanthropist.
现在 我想介绍你们认识... And now, I would like to introduce to you...
我们最著名的临床病例 ...our most distinguished clinical subject...
汤姆 ...Tom.
- 嗨 我是汤姆 - 亨利 - Hi. I' m Tom. - Henry.
- 马林 - 道格 - Marlin. - Doug.
- 露西 - 嗨 - Lucy. - Hi.
凉鞋不错啊 哪弄的? Cool flip-flops. Where'd you get them?
你喜欢吗? 真有趣 我曾经在北海岸... You like those? It 's interesting. I was on the North Shore...
嗨 我是汤姆 Hi, I' m Tom.
- 亨利 - 嗨 - Henry. - Hi.
- 马林 - 在一次狩猎事故中 - Marlin. - Tom lost part of his brain...
汤姆失去了部分脑组织 他的记忆只能持续10秒钟 ...in a hunting accident. His memory lasts 10 seconds.
我经历了一场事故吗? 太糟糕了 I was in an accident? That's terrible.
别担心 几秒钟以后你就会忘了的 Don't worry. You'll get over it in seconds.
忘了? 我是说 发生什么了? 我脑袋被打中还是...? Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain?
- 嗨 我是汤姆 - 嗨 我是露西 - Hi, I' m Tom. - Hi, I' m Lucy.
- 嗨 - 道格 - Hi. - Doug.
- 嘿 - 马林 - Hey. - Marlin.
嘿 汤姆我能告诉你个秘密吗? Hey, Tom, can I tell you a secret?
你这么大了还尿床啊? Don't you think you're a little old to still have wet dreams?
- 他们都喜欢听这个呢 - 嗨 我是汤姆 - They liked that. - Hi, I' m Tom.
- 好的 说话小心点 汤姆 - 别这样 - Yeah, watch yourself, Tom. - Easy.
- 我要去睡了 - 好的 晚安 - I' m gonna go to sleep. - All right. Good night.
晚安 明天见 Good night, you guys. I'll see you tomorrow.
- 我想我明天也会见到你的吧? - 嗯 是的 - And I guess I' II see you too? - Oh, yeah.
很抱歉 让你今天过的这么累 You had a rough day today. I'm sorry.
希望你今晚能好好休息一下 I hope you get some rest tonight.
好的 Okay.
晚安 Good night.
那你打算怎么回家呢? So how you getting home?
- 走里奇里奇路还是... - 嘿 - You gonna take the Likelike or... - Hey.
谢谢你对我这么好 Thank you for being so nice to me today.
- 不谢 - 我不想让你 - Sure. - I don't want you to...
明天早上受到"挫败" ...strike out tomorrow.
或许你可以和我谈谈 So maybe you could talk to me about...
百合花 ...lilies.
百合花? Lilies?
我对百合花可着迷了 I'm a sucker for lilies.
谢谢你的提示 Thanks for the tip.
晚安 Good night.
天啊 My, oh, my.
- 痴心小子 - 怎么了 先生 - Lover-boy. - Yes, sir.
别着急走 待一会儿 You don't have to rush off. Stick around.
和我们喝几瓶啤酒吧 You've earned yourself a couple beers.
等你造好船以后打算干什么? So what'll you do when you finish the boat?
说实话 我马上就要去旅行了 Actually, I' m going on a trip soon...
我准备研究一下太平洋海象的水下行为 ...to study undersea Pacific walrus behaviors.
听起来真怪啊 Sounds kind of fruity.
- 是吗 谢谢你 - 你打算去多长时间? - Thank you. - How long is it gonna take?
大约一年吧 About a year.
我猜你不会想念现在这些日子的 Guess you won't miss days like this.
这个嘛 也许日子可以过得 不用这么糟糕 Well, maybe days like this don't have to be so bad.
你想说什么? What are you trying to say?
当你们告诉她实情时 When you guys tell her...
她不仅仅发现了那场车祸 ...she's not just finding out about the accident.
她还发现她整个一生 基本上就是个骗局 She's finding out that her life is basically a setup.
我想这是最让她痛心的 I think that freaks her out the most.
- 你现在是专家了是吧? - 不是 - You're an expert now? - No.
我只是说我希望还有其他解决方法 而不仅是: I'm saying I wish there was another way besides:
"对不起 我们今天没法骗你了 这是你头部受伤的照片" "Sorry we couldn't trick you today. Here's pictures of your broken head."
- 你也想在头上弄点伤吗? - 你打算把他头打伤吗? - You want a broken head? - You'll give him one?
不 爸爸 我还以为你想这么做呢 No, Daddy, I thought you was gonna do it.
打伤我头做什么 我反正要离开的 Nobody's gotta break my head. I'm gonna split anyways.
我儿子是个神经病 别理他 Oh, don't go just because my son is psychotic.
晚安啊 做个好梦 不过别再尿床了 道格 Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep them dry there, Doug.
真好笑 Very funny.
- 对不起 你是露西·威尔特默吗? - 什么事? - Excuse me. Lucy Whitmore? - Yes?
有人要送点东西给你 I have a delivery for you.
- 送我的东西? - 是的 - A delivery for me? - Yes.
哦 真漂亮 Oh, they're beautiful
- 谁送的? - 这我不能告诉你 - Who are they from? - That I can't tell you.
是个暗恋你的人 他还希望你收下这个 It's a secret admirer. He also wants you to have this.
- 你这位朋友是谁啊 露西? - 哦 他啊 我也不认识 - Who's your friend, Lucy? - Oh, well, I mean, I don't know.
我们刚刚碰见 不过 看哪 We just met, but look.
有人暗恋我呢 I have a secret admirer.
哦 真的吗? 这是什么? Oh, really? What's this?
一盘录像带 It's a videotape.
录的是什么? A videotape of what?
我不知道 I have no idea.
不过我会看看的 But I have to find out.
生日快乐 爸爸 Happy birthday, Daddy.
- 谢谢你 亲爱的 - 没错 生日快乐啊 先生 - Thank you, sweetie. - That's right. Happy birthday, sir.
- 您今天高寿啊 有200岁了吧? - 真好笑 - What are you, 200 today? - That's cute.
- 你打算干嘛? - 试试别的办法 - What are you doing? - I wanted to try something different.
如果这不起作用 我们 只不过浪费了一天而已 If it doesn't work, we've only wasted one day.
早上好 露西
每件事都会顺利的
不过今年你错过了一些事情
玛莎·斯图尔特面临指控 （美国商界女强人） Marha Stewar faced charges...
4月：说唱乐队Snoopy Doggy Dog 戒除了大麻
哦 天啊 Oh, God!
5月：Snoopy Doggy Dog 又开始吸大麻了
红袜队赢得职棒大联盟总冠军
开个玩笑
施瓦辛格当选州长
不是开玩笑
威尔特默因服用类固醇被取消资格
你无法记住这些的原因是...
迷路奶牛酿成车祸
渔夫马林·威尔特默因为躲避奶牛而撞树 其女露西在车祸中受伤 车祸未涉及其他车辆
好啦 我想这已经在拍了 快说话啊 Okay, I think it's on. Go. Go.
你好啊! 我叫亨利·罗斯 Aloha! I'm Henry Roth.
在你发生车祸大约1年后 我在拉网咖啡馆遇见了你 We met here at the Hukilau Cafe about a year after your accident.
大多数日子 我们彼此喜欢对方 I like you and you like me, most days.
每天都可能有所不同 但基本上差不多 露西 Every day is different, but basically this is what happens, Lucy.
奇奇科鲁科 拿摄像机来 Kikikoloko, take the camera.
- 我拿到了 - 小心 别摔了 - I got it. - Don't drop it.
好的 就这样 照这里 好的 Okay, all right. Here we are, right here.
这个戏里面你的角色 The par of you in this reenactment...
将由我的好友乌拉扮演 ...will be played by my good friend, Ula.
你好啊 听说你脑部受伤我很难过 Aloha. Sorry about your brain.
我也遇到一场事故 I had a accident too.
不管你相信不相信 这是我的好眼 Believe it or not, this my good eye.
- 准备好了吗? - 好了 - We ready? - Yeah.
嗨 我喜欢你用华芙饼干造的这个小房子 Hi. I like that waffle teepee that you have built.
哦 你会注意到真好 请坐啊 Oh! So nice of you to notice. Please, sit down.
我很荣幸 I would love to.
顺便说一下 我名叫亨利 My name is Henry, by the way.
我叫露西 My name is Lucy.
要闻闻我的手指吗? Smell my fingers?
鱼腥味真好闻 Fish. Right on.
露西 我在一家水族馆工作 So, Lucy, I work at an aquarium.
水族馆让我非常兴奋 Aquariums make me super horny.
这一点都不好笑 别揉那个 That's not funny. Don't rub those.
不好意思 威尔特默先生 如果你也在观看的话 Sorry, Mr. Whitmore, if you're watching.
太迟了 我朋友又开始疯疯癫癫的了 It's very late, and my friend's unstable.
我说 别再舔啦! 我都恶心的要吐了 Come on, stop with the licking! You're making me sick.
露西 对不起 Lucy, I'm sorry.
无论如何 我知道你希望 这些都是我编出来的 Anyways, I know you wish I was making all this stuff up.
但愿这故事是我编出来的 I wish I was too.
但是 有个好消息 But the good news is...
这里很多人都很关心你 ...so many people out there care about you:
比如你爸爸 还有道格 拉网咖啡馆这里也有很多你的朋友 Your dad and Doug and a couple of your friends here at the Hukilau...
他们想让你知道 ...who have a message for you.
露西 你知道 你妈妈和我是最好的朋友 Lucy, as you know, your mother and I were best friends.
所以我答应她会一直帮着照看你 That's why I promised her that I would always help look after you.
有时命运不是很公平... Sometimes life isn't very fair...
但是你还有我们陪伴着你 ...but we still have you.
哦 如果你想了解关于 拍录像带的这个家伙 Oh, and if you're wondering about this guy who's making this tape...
他还算个好人 ...he's okay.
嘿 露西 我想让你知道 自从你丧失了记忆 Hey, Lucy. Just so you know, since you lost your memory...
我成了夏威夷的州长 ...I became governor of Hawaii.
我只是开玩笑而已 我太聪明了 所以当不了 No, just kidding. I'm too smar.
夸拉立库! 把你兄弟从洗碗机里面弄出来! Kualaliku! Get your brother off the dishwasher!
所以 不管什么时候 只要你准备好了 我们会很高兴和你聊天 So whenever you're ready, we'd all love to talk to you...
回答你的一切问题 ...and answer any questions you have...
你是最棒的 露西 再见 ...and you're the best, Lucy. Aloha.
我看过这个多少次了? How many times have I watched this?
这是第一次 This is the first time.
好了 她哭了大概一个小时 还不算太糟 Okay, she cried for about an hour. That's not too bad.
我想再过一个小时 她应该可以 去见她的朋友 吃顿午饭 I bet in another hour she'll be ready to see her friends, have lunch...
寻回她失去的生活 ...get her life back.
我们可以每天都这么做 We could do this every day.
我们该让她决定是不是这么做 We'll leave it up to her.
好的 All right.
那头牛怎么样了? So how's the cow?
和你差不多 每天他们 都得劝她相信她是头奶牛 Same as you. Every day they have to convince her she's a cow.
哇 看 树皮都要长好了 Wow, look. The bark is healing.
你也会好的 You're gonna get there.
我从来没有像今天这样 在下午和你一起出来 I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this.
这种光线下 天啊 In this lighting, man, oh, man, you look...
你看起来真恶心 ...disgusting.
是嘛 Yeah.
我不知道每天早上我怎么 都会上你这个鸭蛋脸的当 I don't know how you get me to fall for that egg-shaped head every morning.
我要做的就只是穿着牛仔裤 All I have to do is slide on my designer jeans...
在你面前摇来晃去 你就疯狂啦 ...and just kind of wiggle in front of you. You go nuts.
为什么我就不能在车祸前一天碰见你呢? Why couldn't I have met you one day before the accident?
别担这个心啦 要是你和我 多出去几天的话 Don't worry, because if you hung out with me for more than one day...
你会发现我无聊的很 ...you'd realize I' m a bore.
- 哦 我有个消息要告诉你 - 什么? - Oh, well, I have news for you. - Yes?
用不了一天我就会觉得你很无聊 It takes less than one day.
你知不知道? 这话很伤人啊! You know something? That hurt.
你受损的颞叶让我痛苦万分 Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain...
现在我要报复你 ...and I' m gonna get you for that.
你死定啦! Now you're dead!
- 我不能相信你竟然怀孕了 - 我知道 - I can't believe you're pregnant. - I know.
- 我第一次就让她怀上了 - 好啦 别吹了 - And I got her on the first try. - Yeah. Easy.
还有 塔米 你真苗条 And, Tammy, you are so thin.
谢谢你 露西 Thanks, Luce.
我真高兴你最后还是做了 And I' m so glad you finally got...
变性手术 珍妮弗 我是说 乔纳森 ...that gender-reassignment surgery, Jennifer. I mean, Jonathan.
谢谢 Mahalo.
- 给你 露西 - 谢谢你 - Here you go, Lucy. - Thank you.
- 不客气 - 你一定是露西的朋友 - You're welcome. - You must be Lucy's friend.
- 那个拍了那盘带子的人 - 我想他不只是我的朋友 - The one who made the tape. - I think he's more than my friend.
- 你是我的男朋友 对吧? - 是的 - You're my boyfriend, right? - Yes, ma'am.
就是说你每天帮她想起发生过什么 So every day you help her to realize what happened...
耐心等待她习惯了这些 ...and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it...
然后让她重新爱上你? ...then get her to fall in love with you again?
是的 Yes, ma'am.
你个混蛋! You asshole!
你甚至都再不帮我开车门了 You don't even open the fricking car door for me anymore.
你有麻烦了 You're in trouble.
我得去撒尿了 I gotta go tinkle.
好吧 多告诉我一点关于你的事情 Okay, so tell me a little bit more about yourself.
好多 我... Okay. Well, I' ve...
赢得过七次吃鸡翅大赛的冠军 ...won over seven all -you-can-eat chicken-wing contests.
- 真的? - 是的 - Really? - Yes.
我还是个芭蕾舞演员 不过我只在我的浴室表演 And I' m a ballet dancer, but only in my bathroom.
你还想知道什么? No, what do you want to know?
你爱我吗? Do you love me?
我不是让你立刻做出回答 I didn't mean to put you on the spot.
我只是想了解一下 I was just asking more for informational purposes.
让录像带能尽量更新 It's to keep the video as up-to-date as possible.
当然 Sure.
这个 爱这个字代表的责任很大 Well, love is a very loaded word.
我... Let's see. I...
我每天早上去那个餐馆 看到你在那里读书 I go to this restaurant every morning, and I see you there, reading.
还有 And...
我非常爱你 Ilove you very much.
可能没有一个人 像我爱你这样爱一个人 Probably more than anybody could love another person.
那我对你感觉如何呢? And how do I feel about you?
你对我吃鸡翅的事情非常兴奋 You're excited about the chicken-wing thing.
还有 And...
有些时候你非常想要了解我 ...you've been dying to make out with me for some time now.
感觉好点啦? Feeling better now?
没什么比得上初吻 Nothing beats a first kiss.
什么也比不上初吻 There's nothing like a first kiss.
没什么比得上初吻 Nothing beats a first kiss.
这我听过了 That's what I' ve heard.
没什么比得上初... Nothing beats a first...
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
没什么啊 我只是帮你 拍掉衣服上的绒毛 Nothing. I was just getting some lint off for you.
你做的有点过了! You were going for a feelski!
好吧 我道歉 不过 这是我们第23次出来约会了 All right, I' m sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already...
而且我都没怎么样 ...and they're getting blue.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
我的意思是 其实我不知道 I mean, I really don't know.
对我来说这仍然好像第一次 For me, it still feels like the first time.
好吧 那我们取个平均值好了 Okay, let's average it out then.
这对我来说是第23次 对你来说是第一次 It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you.
- 因此对我们俩来说是第12次 - 那又怎么样? - That's about our 12th time. - Yeah?
而且 夏威夷法律明文规定 在12次约会以后 Now, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date...
我就有权随便摸你的胸部了 ...I' m entitled to unlimited boob access.
为什么我就不能在车祸前一天遇见你呢? Why didn't I meet you one day before the accident?
你每次都说这个 You say that all the time.
你想见见我的一个朋友吗? You want to meet a friend of mine?
好的 All right.
乔科 这是露西 露西 这是乔科 Jocko, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Jocko.
哇 谢谢你 很高兴见到你 Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you.
他太棒了 他真聪明! He is awesome! He is so smart.
看这个 乔科 当茶壶里的 水开的时候会怎么样? Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready?
- 真棒 - 我能问他个问题吗? - Very good. - Can I ask him a question?
问啊 Go ahead.
乔科... Jocko...
你认为亨利和我的关系 ...do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship...
可以发展到下一步了吗? ...to the next level
你肯定吗? You sure about that?
你认为我该把他带到另一间房 Do you think I should bring him into the other room...
"欺负"他吗? ...and take advantage of him?
我看见你对它做手势了 I saw that hand gesture.
- 不过我很高兴你这么做 - 真的? - And I' m glad you did it. - Really?
- 用那个 - 哇 看! - Use that. - Oh, wow. Look!
- 是啊 - 他们 - Yeah. - They're...
他们在点头呢 我想他们是表示赞成 They're nodding in approval, I hope.
他们喜欢你 让我把他们赶走 They like you. Let me get them out of there.
玛丽凯特 艾什莉 走开吧 谢谢你 对不起 Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry.
- 不过他们真可爱 - 是啊 你也一样可爱 - Oh, they're very nice, though. - Yeah, so are you.
让我帮你慢慢躺下 Let me get you down slow.
- 谢谢 - 很荣幸 - Thank you. - My pleasure.
这个是我刚写完的 别太挑剔啊 All right, I just wrote this, so go easy on me.
就在拉网咖啡馆 The Hukilau was the place
我第一次见到你 Where I first saw your face
我们一见钟情 We liked each other right away
可惜你第二天就忘了我 But you didn't remember me The very next day
善忘的露西啊 Forgetful Lucy
开着一辆漂亮的小货车 Has got a nice caboose-y
我经常骗你停车和我聊天 I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat
我最高兴的一刻 是你用球棒痛扁乌拉的时候 But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
还有我们去见基茨医生 And we drove up to see Dr. Keats
明白为何道格总换床单 And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets
善忘的露西啊 Forgetful Lucy
像加里·布西一样撞坏了头 （著名演员 曾遇车祸） Cracked her head like Gary Busey
但是我还是爱她 But I still love her so
我永远不愿离她而去 And I'll never let her go
即使当我唱这首歌的时候 Even if while I'm singing this song
她还在希望我有海豹乔科的阳具 She's wishing I had Jocko the Walus' schlong
善忘的露西啊 Forgetful Lucy
她的嘴唇那么甜美 Her lips are so damn juicy
再来一次初吻如何 How about another first kiss
睡不着 Can't fall asleep.
我没有睡 I'm not sleeping.
我只是合上眼而已 I'm just closing my eyes.
那我还是到楼下去吧 Well, I' m gonna go downstairs then.
不要 我只是休息一下 No, no. I' m just resting.
露西 Lucy.
怎么了 Yeah.
你愿意嫁给我吗? Will you marry me?
- 当然愿意 - 太好了 - Of course. - Good.
别忘了我 Don't forget about me.
永远不会 Never.
早安 Good morning.
哦 糟糕! Oh, shit!
- 救命! 救命! - 哇噢 哇噢 露西 - Help! Help! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lucy.
露西! 露西! 嘿 嘿 Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey.
我知道你很难理解这些 I know this is hard for you to understand...
但是我们的确见过对方 ...but we are actually seeing each other.
我们在一起已经有一阵了 We have been for a while now.
哦! 露西! 露西! 露西! Oh! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
如果我在说谎 我怎么可能知道这些? If I was lying, how would I know this?
你是个教美术的老师 你每周日去拉网咖啡馆 You're an art teacher and you go to the Hukilau every Sunday...
你用华芙饼干造小房子 你还喜欢卡萨布兰卡百合 ...and you make waffle houses and you like Casablanca lilies.
- 偷窥狂! - 不! 你一点都不记得我吗? - Stalker! - No, don't you remember me a little?
我可能打不倒你 但我姐姐肯定行 I may not be able to kick your ass, but my sister can.
谢谢你 老兄 Thanks, buddy.
强棒索萨有点震惊 不过她会没事的 （职棒联盟超级明星） Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay.
现在她正在看那带子呢 She's watching the tape as we speak.
我的颞叶看起来如何 医生? How's my temporal lobe looking there, doc?
别担心 你不会有短期失忆的 Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short-term memory loss.
但在她打你之前 你的头就像个蛋一样吗? But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
别拿亨利开玩笑 长这样又不是他的错 Don't make fun of Henry. It's not his fault it's shaped like that.
看见这种过度反应没有? 这就是类固醇的作用 Note the intense overreaction. That's the "roids" talking.
- 道格 再说一次 别那么激动 - 这不是激动 - Doug, once again, off the juice. - It 's not juice.
是蛋白质失衡 It's a protein shake.
亨利 那些孩子告诉我 你要去阿拉斯加研究海豹去了 Henry, the boys tell me you're setting sail for Alaska to study walruses.
- 你的冒险旅行什么时候开始? - 事实上 它开始于... - When does that adventure begin? - That actually began...
10年前 那时我刚开始计划 然后造了这条船 ...ten years ago. That's when I started planning and building my boat.
我所知道的就是 它们的阳具 在所有哺乳动物中排名第二 All I know is, out of all mammals, they have the second-largest penis.
我的排第一 I have the first.
这是我说过的笑话 That's my joke.
你对露西说起过你的旅行吗? Did you tell Lucy about this trip?
这个... Well...
事实上 没什么好说的 因为我决定不走了 ...actually, there's nothing to tell because I decided not to go.
我是说 露西需要我在这 I mean, Lucy needs me here.
我害怕我要是走了一年 I'm just worried about going away for a year...
现有的这些进展就前功尽弃了 ...and ruining all the progress she's made.
我知道你会觉得我疯了 I know you think I' m crazy...
但是我认为她的深层意识里... ...but I think deep down inside...
- 已经开始记得我是谁了 - 你错了 亨利 ...she's starting to remember me. - No, Henry.
那只是你想要相信的 也是我们想要相信的 That's what you want to believe. It's what we all want to believe.
但这永远不会成为现实 But it's never gonna happen.
好啦 我得去工作了 Okay. I gotta go to work.
你能告诉她 我晚些会来接她的吗? Will you tell her I' II be back later to pick her up?
待会见 各位 别告诉别人 你姐姐揍了我 See you, guys. Don't tell anyone your sister beat me up.
他就算往返一次月球 露西都不会知道他离开过 He could go to the moon and back and Lucy would never even know he left.
有时候 我真希望我老婆 也有古德菲尔德综合征 Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome.
这样她就不会记得昨晚 我说她妈是个 That way she wouldn't remember when I called her mother...
又吵又讨厌的醉鬼 脸长得像 小埃德加·胡佛（FBI前局长）的屁股一样 ...a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.
好 来吃药啦 小家伙 All right. There's your medicine, little fellow.
乌拉! 回去打扫池子! Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool
还有如果那是你的蛋糕 别让海豚吃了 If that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that.
那你认为我是怎么让他们翻跟头 还和白人小孩玩的? How do you think I get them to double flip and play with white kids?
好啦 威利 洗干净了 Okay, Willie, that's it.
这次努力保持几天清洁 This time try to stay clean for more than a day.
我给你弄了个好吃的凤尾鱼圣代 I made you a nice anchovy sundae.
好啦 享用吧 Okay, enjoy that.
亨利? Henry?
- 嗨! - 你的头怎么样? - Hey! - How's your head?
- 哦 没事 别担心 - 那就好 - Oh, it's fine. Don't worry. - Good.
什么风把你这个小公主吹来啦? What brings your royal cuteness out here?
我要见你 I needed to see you.
好啊 你拿的是什么? Okay. What you got there?
这是我的日记 我每天晚上都写 It's my journal I write in it every night.
- 哦 你不喜欢那个录像带? - 不 我喜欢 - Oh, you don't like the video? - No, I love it.
只不过有的时候我看那个 我觉得是别人... It's just sometimes when I watch it, I feel like I' m being told about my life...
在讲述我的生活 而当我读这个的时候... ...from someone else. And when I read this...
好像是我自己在告诉我自己一样 ...it's like I' m telling myself.
你什么时候开始写日记的? When did you start this up?
就在你给我那盘带子以后 Right after you gave me the video.
- 真的? - 我非常紧张 不敢来这里.... - Really? - I was so nervous to come here...
见这个每天让我爱上他的男人 ...and meet the guy that makes me fall in love with him every day.
你可能在想我万一骗不了你怎么办 Well, you probably thought I couldn't live up to the hype.
不是 我非常紧张 是因为... No. I was nervous because...
因为我来是为了和你分手 Because I came here to break up with you.
认识我之前 你有你的计划 你的生活 You had plans and a life...
而现在你所有时间 ...before you met me and now all you have time for...
都用来让我爱你 ...is to make me fall in love with you.
我做的不只这些 今天我还给企鹅洗了澡 That's not all I do. I gave a penguin a bath today.
看来我明天还得给它洗 Which I' II have to do again tomorrow.
我知道我爸爸和弟弟过的是怎样的日子 我不希望你的生活也是如此 Ilook at my dad and my brother's lives and I won't do that to you.
那你希望我怎么做? 在你的日记里留下一些片段就离开吗? What do you want me to do? Be some chapter in your scrapbook and go?
不 No.
我打算把你彻底抹掉 就像你从未出现过一样 My plan is to erase you completely, so it's as if you never existed.
你干嘛要这么做? Why are you doing this?
因为你必须要知道 和我在一起没有未来 Because you have to understand that there is no future with me.
你难道不希望有自己的事业 娶妻生子吗? Don't you want to have a career and marriage and children?
我昨晚向你求婚了啊 你答应了 I asked you to marry me. You said yes.
孩子? 好啊 我喜欢孩子 Kids? Yeah, I' d love to do it.
但这怎么可能办得到呢? But how is that going to work?
我每天早上醒来 挺着个大肚子 记忆里却是一片空白 I'm gonna wake up every morning with an enormous belly and no memory...
不知道发生了什么 ...of how it happened?
我要写一本新的日记 没有你的日记 I have to make a new journal that doesn't have you in it.
但是在我这么做之前 But before I do...
我真心希望你能看看 我是怎么写你的 ...I really want you to read what I wrote about you.
等你明天忘掉这些分手的事 I will read about it tomorrow...
我就看你的日记 好不好? ...when you forget about all this breaking up stuff, okay?
我不会忘记的 我已经记下来了 我不会让自己忘记的 I'm not going to forget it. I wrote it down. I won't let myself.
不管你愿不愿意 我都要这么做 And I' m gonna do it whether you want me to or not.
我在家等你 I'll be at my house.
好 把这个打进去 Okay, type this one in there.
11月25日 星期六 Saturday, November 25th.
今天我开车去卡拉汉学院 和基茨医生谈了谈 I drove out to Callahan Institute today and had a talk with Dr. Keats.
这有一条关于我的 There's one about me.
备忘录：我亲他脖子的时候 他会发出有趣的声音 Reminder: He makes funny noises when I kiss his neck.
我会怀念这些的 I'm gonna miss that.
你肯定不愿意我把这些输入吗? You sure you don't want me to put that in?
- 我们可以略过这一页 - 不 让我读一下 - We can skip that one. - No, let me read it.
我们今晚做爱了! 时间不长 但是感觉妙不可言 We made love tonight! It didn't last long, but it was incredible.
其实不在于时间有多长 而在于两人关系如何 It's not all about how long you go. It 's... There was a connection, I thought.
好啦 我们还是撕掉它算了 Actually, let's just rip that out.
好了 就是这样了 Well, that's that.
亨利 等一下! Henry, wait!
最后再来一次初吻好吗? Could I have one last first kiss?
- 我不会这么做的 马林 - 你必须这么做 亨利 - I ain't gonna do this, Marlin. - You have to, Henry.
我会想念你的 老伙计 不过我要离开这个岛了 I'm gonna miss you, but I gotta get the hell off this island.
抱歉我不能带上你 I'm sorry I can't take you...
你在这里住的太久了 在野外你没法保护自己 ...but you've lived here so long you're too big of a pansy to defend yourself.
我不会为你难过的 我知道 你会和坎迪丝相处的很好的 I don't feel bad for you. I know you got a thing going on with Candace.
坎迪丝和伯妮斯? Candace and Bernice?
坎迪丝 伯妮斯再加上罗丝? Candace, Bernice and Rose?
好啦 我爱上一个女孩就忘乎所以了 也祝你好运吧 Yeah. I fell for one chick and I' m losing my mind. Good luck with that.
好啦 老伙计 Okay, baby.
我爱你 Ilove you.
谢啦 老伙计 记着要用避孕套 Thanks, buddy. Remember to use a condom.
对你来说 那得用个大袋子 Or in your case, a Hefty bag.
哦 Well...
谢谢你们能来和我告别 Okay, you guys. Thanks for coming to say goodbye.
保重 Be careful
要当心啊 别让你们的爸爸被鲨鱼吃了 You make sure your father doesn't get eaten by a shark.
谢谢你 老兄 不过你说的什么意思? Thank you, buddy. What does that mean again?
给我弄件T恤回来 Bring me back a T-shirt.
哦 好的 我会记住的 Oh, okay. You got it.
到这来 我爱你们 Come here. All right. Love you guys.
我衬衫的要中号 但是一定要结实的 My shirt size is medium husky.
嘿! 奇奇科鲁阿! Hey! Kikikuloa!
别从码头往下翻跟头 你们会受伤的! No flippies off the dock! You could get hurt!
不要! 好吧 让大师来告诉你们该怎么跳! No! All right. Let the master show you how to get it done.
现在你们这群小子可以 学学我的勇气了 Now you kids go down there and find my nuts.
肯定你不想带道格一起走吗? Sure you don't want to take Doug?
嘿! 你们这些家伙怎么也来了? Hey! What the heck are you guys doing here?
我问过港口管理员了 他说你今天起航 I spoke to the harbormaster and he said you were setting sail today...
所以我们来祝你一帆风顺 ...so we thought we'd wish you bon voyage.
这事尼克和休给你的 他们祝你万事如意 This is from Nick and Sue. They send their best wishes.
太感动了 火腿罐头和里斯牌点心 That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
我喜欢火腿罐头和里斯牌点心 能送给我吗? Ilove Spam and Reese's. Can I have it?
行啊 I guess.
- 道格! - 没关系 - Doug! - That's all right.
- 对不起 - 那... - I' m sorry. - So...
露西怎样了? ...how's Lucy?
事实上 她现在住在那个医学研究所 Actually, she's living at the institute.
- 她什么时候去的? - 3星期前 - When did that happen? - Three weeks ago.
她说她不想再做我和道格的负担了 Said she didn't want to be a burden to me and Doug anymore. I don't know.
我怎么也劝服不了她 不过你知道吗? I couldn't talk her out of it. You know what?
她在那过的不错 She's doing really great up there.
她在教绘画班 而且她每天都在画画 She's teaching an art class and she gets to paint every day.
而且 她又开始唱歌了 In fact, she's even singing again.
嘿 看 我给你带来一份小礼物 Hey, look, I got a little gift for you too.
就当是一个水手送给另一个水手的吧 It's just a little something from one sailor to another one.
- 谢谢你 - 你要自己保重 You take care of yourself out there.
- 我会的 - 好 - I will. - Okay.
亨利没和我谈过你 Henry did not tell me about you.
你打渔练出的肌肉 Your fisherman muscles.
我可以摸一下吗? Can I touch?
当然 Sure.
真棒 Yes.
"沙滩男孩"乐队? The Beach Boys?
他给我这张CD 是要让我想念 How nice of him to give me a CD that will remind me...
和她女儿一起共度的美妙时光吗? 真他妈的棒啊! ...of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter.
混蛋! What an asshole!
为什么? Oh, why?
为什么你要这样对我? Why would you do this to me?
你这个变态的混蛋! You sick bastard!
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
他是不是想告诉我些什么? Is he trying to tell me something?
她只有在碰到你的日子里才会唱歌 She only sings on days she meets you.
她记得我了? She remembers me?
天啊! Holy shit!
她记得我了! She remembers me!
朱莉娅 你画的真漂亮 Julia, that looks great.
对不起 我在干嘛? Excuse me. What am I doing?
你在画画 而且你画的不错 You're painting a picture. And you're doing an excellent job.
哦 Oh.
天啊! 我画了些什么东西! Holy crap! I suck.
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
- 有什么我能帮你的吗?先生? - 是的 我有预约 - Can we help you, sir? - Yes. I have an appointment.
- 你叫什么名字? - 我的名字? - What's your name? - My name?
老兄 他都忘了他的名字了 我真为他难过 Dude, he forgot his name. I feel bad for him.
上去吧 祝你运气好 能恢复你的记忆 Just go on up. And good luck with that memory problem.
好的 谢啦 Yeah. Thank you.
怎么了? What?
露西! Lucy!
- 嗨 我是汤姆 - 嘿 我以前见过你 我是亨利 - Hi, I' m Tom. - Hey, I met you before. I' m Henry.
说不定你能帮我 我正在找露西·威尔特默 Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for Lucy Whitmore.
你知道我在哪能找到她吗? Any idea where I can find her?
嗨 我是汤姆 Hi, I' m Tom.
哦 好吧 不管怎样 谢了 Oh. Thanks anyways.
露西! Lucy!
露西·威尔特默... Lucy Whitmore...
我可以问你个问题吗? ...can I ask you a question?
你有没有什么印象 我是谁? Do you have any idea who I am?
- 没有 - 没有? - No. - No?
真差劲 That sucks.
- 你叫什么? - 我叫亨利 - What's your name? - I' m Henry.
亨利 Henry.
我想给你看些东西 你能跟我来吗? I want to show you something. Will you come with me?
这个 好啊 Well, yeah.
嘿 你知道这家伙是谁吗? Hey. Do you know who that guy is?
老兄 我都不知道我自己是谁 Dude, I don't even know who I am.
哦 你是巴勃罗·毕加索 Oh, well, you're Pablo Picasso.
- 真的? - 不 假的 - Really? - No. Not really.
这是我的画室 This is my studio.
我不知道你是谁 亨利... I don't know who you are, Henry...
但是我几乎每晚都梦到你 ...but I dream about you almost every night.
为什么? Why?
如果我告诉你 你每天都读的那个日记本 What would you say if I told you that notebook you read every day...
以前记了很多关于我的事 你会信吗? ...used to have a lot of stuff about me in it?
我觉得这解释很有道理 I would say that that makes a lot of sense.
你试图把我从你记忆中彻底抹去 You erased me from your memories...
就因为你觉得你耽误了我 ...because you thought you were holding me back from having...
让我无法过上充实快乐的生活 ...a full and happy life.
但是你错了 But you made a mistake.
只有和你在一起 我才会觉得充实和快乐 Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life.
你是我的梦中情人 You're the girl of my dreams...
而很明显 我也是你命中注定的另一半 ...and apparently I' m the man of yours.
亨利 Henry.
很高兴见到你 It's nice to meet you.
露西 我也很高兴见到你 Lucy, it's nice to meet you too.
嗨 我是汤姆 Hi, I' m Tom.
我们是亨利和露西 很高兴见到你 汤姆 Henry, Lucy. Nice to meet you, Tom.
现在你干嘛不过10秒钟再回来 让我们能再打个招呼呢? Now why don't you come back in ten seconds so we can meet again?
早安 露西
你 我的朋友 你愿意接受 这个女人为你合法妻子 Do you, Honah Lee, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife...
从今往后 不离不弃 ...to have and to hold from this day forh...
和她共度一生吗? ...as long as you both shall live?
- 我愿意 - 真的? - I do. - Really?
即使过了10年 15年 Even though in, like, 10, 15 years...
她可能老的不像样了 ...she could possibly let herself go and then, like...
那时 做爱可能会让你恶心也不怕? ...sex could be, like, nauseating for you?
靠 你吃错药了? 你老婆可就在那边 What are you, nuts? Your wife's right over there.
我只是开玩笑 穆穆! I'm just kidding, Muumuu!
现在我宣布你们结为夫妻 I now pronounce you man and wife.
祝你们好运! Mazel tov!
外面很冷 所以当你看完以后 It's very cold, so when you're ready...
穿上大衣出来与我共进早餐吧 我爱你 ...put on a jacket and come have breakfast with me. Love you.
嘿 嘿! 早上好啊 罗斯太太 想不想见见你的女儿? Hey, hey! Good morning, Mrs. Roth. Would you like to meet your daughter?
问妈妈好 Go say hello to Mommy.
嗨 妈咪 Hi, Mommy.
很好 That's right.
早上好! Good morning.
哦 我的天! Oh, my goodness!
- 外公在那边 - 嗨 爸爸 - Grandpa's here. - Hi, Dad.