SEID (OLD NORSE: SEIDHR) IN NORSE MYTHOLOGY A MAGICAL RITUAL,
USED TO EXPLORE FATES AND SEE INTO THE FUTURE.
FREJA WAS THE TRUE MASTER.
Good morning... my strong, beautiful man.
What did we drink last night?
Mead.
Come down for breakfast when you're ready.
I'll wait for you there.
Have you done it? Did you do it yourself?
And the hammer?
With its owner, where it belongs.
The plan was for you to take it while he slept.
I might have changed that plan.
Magne and I have become fond of each other.
And now that I have such a strong man to look out for me,
it puts me in a different position.
Hi, my love.
Come on, let's have breakfast together.
All of us.
Do you think I should bring two pairs of swimming trunks,
so I can change when they get wet?
Will two dresses be fine or should I bring three?
Well, it... Turid.
- We'll have dinner out and... - Look at those two. Look.
They're so cute.
- Do you even need dresses? - Oh!
Stop it.
Just bring two and then we can buy a nice dress there.
- Yeah. - Do you want coffee?
No, thank you. It's fine.
Everything is perfect.
Come in.
Hey.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Hi. - Hi.
You don't need to knock, darling.
- Hi. - Hey.
How are you doing?
Uh...
I wanted to speak to Magne.
Mmm, he's not here right now, because he's out.
Right.
I know where he is, so...
- I have a few things upstairs, so... - Yeah.
Hi, sweetie.
What happened between you two?
I don't know.
I'm sure I was... I was too much.
I just think Magne's really confused.
He doesn't mean to hurt you.
It kind of seems that way, butthat's okay, so...
It's not fine. I can see that.
I don't understand.
I don't know what I did wrong, and suddenly, he just...
Sweetie.
Oh.
- Turid? - You have to go.
Honey?
- The taxi's here. - I'm coming.
We have to make a stop, by the way.
- I'm okay. - Take care of yourself.
- Yeah. - Okay?
It's open.
- Hi. - Hi, Turid.
Thank you for yesterday. It was a lovely wedding.
What's going on?
I'm... on the way to the airport with Erik.
He's waiting in the taxi,
but I want to talk to Magne for a moment alone,
if that's okay.
I just saw Signy and she's very upset.
I'm thinking that I've failed as a mother.
Didn't I teach you to behave yourself?
- What you did at the wedding was not okay. - What's the problem?
The problem?
The problem is you were late to my wedding.
Let's ignore that.
You come strutting in with a new girlfriend.
It's okay to have a new girlfriend in front of everyone,
in front of Signy, but not before you've broken up
with the previous one.
And honestly, what are you doing?
And new style and Saxa? Why?
She is beautiful.
All the Jutuls are.
I know all about that without going into details,
but this is a different world. It's not ours.
Why are you downgrading yourself, Mom?
I'm fine here. You don't know me.
I'm just wondering what you're doing
walking around looking all tormented and with a hammer.
What are you doing with that, carpentry?
What are you talking about?
Are you on something with Saxa?
This is just like that time with the dog.
When you don't understand something, you think it's drugs.
Of course I think it's drugs.
I'm not on any drugs.
When you come here yelling at me and trying to hold me back,
to make me feel just as small and ordinary as yourself,
I can really understand why they fired you.
Okay.
Aren't you wearing too many clothes?
Yeah, but it might be a bit weird to... go to work in just my underwear.
Although I'd love that.
Can't you just not go?
Tell him you're sick, so you can stay here with me?
Hi.
Uh, can I help you?
This is Laurits. My boyfriend.
Oh! Congratulations.
I think it's very nice that two people like you can find each other.
Like us?
Yeah. I mean, you're both the same type.
I mean, both of you are... homosexual.
- Uh, yeah. - Yeah.
You had a food waste project, right?
I have something for you.
But these ones aren't old.
No, no, they're for you.
The thing is, actually,
if you two, as homosexuals,
when you're here, maybe you could be a little less
in front of the customers?
Okay, so you are giving me 50 hot dog buns
If I promise to be a little less... homosexual?
Mmm-hmm.
- Hi. - Hi.
Thank you for coming on such short notice.
- Yeah. - On a Sunday and everything.
No problem.
Sorry for vaping in your office.
- I... - Watermelon?
Mmm. Watermelon Ice.
Yeah?
Yeah, no, it's been a bit a bit tough at home.
I get that.
It's Magne... again.
- Magne? - Who's now my daughter's new boyfriend.
I mean, he can't be good for her.
After all, he has threatened both me and my son.
That's what I told you about last time.
- That fear of death, you know? - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I've noticed a change in her.
She... We kept her as a servant... slave for about a year.
It's the family punishment we usually do.
And now that she is with him,
she is showing more intent and and drive, you know?
Yes.
But it's... It's gone off the rails.
She's out of control.
If... you have kept your own daughter as a slave,
which isn't 100% legal,
then, perhaps it's good for her to have a boyfriend.
No.
Flying to Oslo in an helicopter to go shopping?
That... I've never tried before.
Just get used to it.
I have another present.
Okay.
It's for our best friend, the hammer.
Here I am with a real-life celebrity.
The winner of this year's Paradise Beach,
who dropped out of high school, and has, in record time,
become one of Norway's most popular influencers.
Welcome home, Iman.
Thank you.
How does it feel to be back here in Edda,
with a small crowd of fans following you everywhere?
- Oh, my God! It's Iman. - Uh, it feels great.
It's really lovely to be back in Edda.
I've been to a wedding to celebrate love.
Hmm. Yeah, exactly,
and you have a special relationship with love, because of Paradise Beach.
You say that you're both a feminist and a modern goddess of love.
Can you tell me more about what you mean by that?
Love is the strongest force in the world.
It has both started and ended wars.
Uh, it creates life,
and also that feeling of loss when life is over.
We don't have any other choice but to submit to love.
If we don't, we're just lying to ourselves.
Hi, everyone.
I just want to show you all my hometown.
I'm in the town center in what's called New Edda.
Freya.
You've changed.
You're using your divine powers to win a reality program.
I have 150,000 followers.
I'm just telling young women to believe in themselves.
Do you know what's happened to Magne?
Yes. It's fucked up.
But he was the one who dissolved the Fellowship.
Magne's dating a Giant.
Maybe Ragnarok is canceled then.
You have to find that out then, won't you?
Because you know what's going to happen.
You have that power.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, didn't Volva tell you?
Didn't she tell you about Seid?
The art of seeing the future.
Freya was a master of it.
Much better than the rest of us.
She used herbs...
along with her special kind of magic.
Maybe you're scared.
You're so wise, Wotan.
Many people are vegetarians these days.
It's good for you.
But these are good. They're even fresh.
What do you mean?
But this is the same as last time.
Speak in a right manner to your mother.
You eat what you're served.
Excuse me, but what on earth are you doing?
Are you throwing trash into the Edda Fjord?
No, I'm just, uh... I'm just feeding some ducks.
EDDA HIGH SCHOOL
We're going to continue talking about legal protection,
and try to come up with some examples where we, as citizens,
feel that our rights to due process has been violated.
Hmm. Does anyone have any examples?
Yes?
When a victim meets their offender at the grocery store the day after.
Correct. And that's a pretty common example you're mentioning.
Anything more?
What about when a multinational company
poisons the drinking water of a whole town
and they get away with a minimal fine
because they can afford to put pressure on the government?
Yeah, there were probably many who felt that
Jutul Industries got off too easily
when our drinking water was poisoned here in Edda.
Anyone else want to comment on that?
Magne?
Yes. They've changed their water filtering system.
So it sounds like you're defending the Jutul family right now.
- Defend them? No. - Yes.
- No? - Perhaps they're the only ones trying.
- What have you done? - Is that Saxa speaking?
Be careful about what you're saying!
Hey, hey!
Wait a second. Magne does have a point.
And so we have to ask ourselves these questions...
What does it take?
And when do people take action when experiencing great injustice?
When it's too late.
What?
They're staring.
Who cares?
I'll be right back. I have to do something.
Can I talk to you?
I just want to explain to you what happened.
You don't have to. It's fine.
I can tell that it's not fine.
No, but...
it's not your responsibility anymore, so...
If this is who you are, then...
you are not I thought you were,
and if that's the case, then maybe... maybe it was for the best.
You wanted a break.
You dumped me.
I asked for break, Magne.
I just needed some time.
And then... And you deal with it like this?
Show me Magne's journey.
Hear me in silence, all you holy creatures.
From Heimdall's sons, both high and low.
Valfar, you wanted me to tell...
of the old message as best I recall.
- Can I talk to you? - I have a meeting.
Yeah, but it's important. So, can I talk to you?
Do you need me?
I'll call for you if there's any trouble.
Right, now that you might be getting used to the new times,
a few things need to be settled.
As you know, I really enjoy going to high school,
but it pales in comparison to running Norway's fifth largest company.
And since I was very good at it,
I suggest that we manage everything together.
You don't really have a choice.
Since your Serpent plan didn't work.
Fjor.
You're leaving us.
I wanted to return this.
You have to solve it yourself.
You've seen something.
Something that scared you enough to run away.
Take care of Magne and yourself.
What's that lady afraid of, boss?
The future.
Hey!
I'm supposed to meet some friends of mine for a hike on a path by the fjord,
but I can't seem to find it.
Do you know anything about such a path?
Yes, let's see, uh...
We're here.
And then the path goes along the fjord here.
Right. I'm terrible at reading maps.
- Oh. - I've always been useless at it.
- Oh. - Could I maybe ask for a favor?
Can you take me there?
Is that possible?
Should we help this nice young man?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, that's so nice. Thank you.
- We just have to walk that way. - Yeah.
I'll follow you.
Yeah.
Yes.
Everyone's talking of climate change.
The heat makes the trees bloom earlier than usual,
so here at Radio Edda, we can only say, "What's not to like?"
- Hey. - Hi.
Uh...
I was sure you had dumped me.
Because I'm only sending 12 to 15 messages an hour you mean?
Yeah.
What did you bring?
Just the most important thing.
- My big duvet. - Are you moving in?
Yeah, perhaps while Erik and Turid are away.
Wouldn't that be nice?
And you're finding old food in the freezer?
Yeah, it's for that, uh...
food-waste project of mine.
You're a really good person, you know?
I think you're the first one who's called me that.
Hey. I'll help you.
The police are coming up.
Marianne Hansen passed away under rather mysterious circumstances.
We found parts of her body in the fjord.
We can only assume that her body
hit the propeller of a large ship,
- and that's that. - Hmm.
Also, you're the last,
or one of the last people who saw her alive.
So, did you notice anything at all that was different?
It hurts me to say, but I think the job was challenging for her.
And a lot of that is on me.
I'm not the easiest person to work for.
I think it can be hard.
Uh, you're a boss, so you know what I'm talking about.
But do you think she could have been depressed?
No, not at all, really.
But she only worked here for two days, so...
And I'm not really good at reading people either, actually.
But she seemed stressed.
That's kind of why I offered to drive her home.
But after I dropped her off, I don't know any more than you.
I'm sorry.
Right. I think we have what we need.
And I have to thank you for your time.
Likewise.
We have to hurry now. We have some tourists astray.
Thank you.
It's a full-time job.
Just today, we got the message about an older married couple
who have gone missing.
We want people to be, let's say,
a bit more careful when they go out in nature.
Maybe they're not good with maps.
No, that's, um...
- No comment. Have a good one. - Bye.
Hey. Hey. Look here.
Look at this.
Here you go.
Hey. Come on.
Little one, Grandma's home-cooked meal.
It tastes great.
Here.
Hey... sweetie, you could at least try it.
Okay, you have to eat. My God!
What the fuck do you want?
Fine, you can have that one.
Are you going to join us?
Fjor, did you ask for the RHIBs to be taken out already?
Yeah.
I wanted to go for a ride.
Have some fun.
You can join me, Magne.
- What? - A little race in the fjord tomorrow.
RHIBs have 300 horsepower. Pretty cool.
- Why are you racing him? - Because I can beat him.
You couldn't even beat him at axe throwing.
- That was the first round. - Second.
I've always been great with boats.
No one's saying otherwise. I'm just saying I am better than you.
- And I think Magne is, too. - I don't think so.
What do you say?
You interested?
- Tomorrow? - Yeah.
I'll miss school.
That's fine. Your grades are so good after all.
Fairly high temperatures next week,
so it's almost time to find the sun hats and the pool floaties.
And maybe also a glass of tisane.
But I have to say...
Oh, I just received a notice from the police.
And here it is.
They are searching for two people who were last seen on Monday,
when they were taking a walk along Edda Fjord going north.
They were a married couple named Elin Suk and Lars Sein...
aged 73 and 71 years old, respectively.
They were wearing hiking clothes and mountain boots,
and the police...
Good morning, handsome.
Something wrong?
No, I... It's just a bit... a bit morning stress.
I have to be at school in a few minutes, so...
Where's Magne?
He's not coming today.
He's going out on the fjord.
Laurits.
Could you take a walk with me?
You see that buoy over there?
We'll go slowly, countdown and then start.
By the way, it's the brand new Mercury with 300 horsepower,
so hold on tight, okay?
Or else you'll fall on your ass.
Are you trying to scare me?
I'm saying you will be scared.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Three...
two...
one.
Whoo!
Hey!
Fjor!
Why do I have to sit here? What's going on?
You can consider it as a family day.
Would you like a glass of wine?
Who the hell drinks white wine at half past nine in the morning?
Your stepmother does.
Hello!
Magne.
- Something's wrong. - What's that, boss?
I... I need to find out.
I've never tried this before.
- You never smoked a joint? - Mmm.
I can help you, boss.
Hear me now in silence...
One, two.
Hear me now in silence, all you holy creatures.
Hey.
What's going on here?
What do you want? Let me go...
Don't you understand?
Let's go, both of you. Come on.
That was Little O.
Seems it's not so little anymore.
What the fuck are they doing?
What's happening to Magne?
Come on. Come on.
Come on!
Come to me! Come to me.
Come...
Come here. Please come. Please come.
We're all yelling at each other Trying to figure out
Which group it is That's causing the problem
Which one?