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Amy, Jimmy, Finesse,
your task for this week was to prepare an episode of "Saturday Night Live"
过去这周你们的任务是准备一集由我主持的《周六夜现场》
for me to host.
We just finished the dress rehearsal, how do you think it went?
刚刚结束最后一次彩排 你们觉得怎么样?
Uh, good, pretty good, strong.
很好 非常好 成功在望
Finesse, what do you think of the dress rehearsal, how did it go?
Finesse 你怎么看彩排 觉得怎么样?
I thought it was strong.
我觉得十拿九稳
And Amy, the show we're about to do, do you think it's gonna be a good one?
Amy 你觉得我们要演的节目好看吗?
Yes. Sure. Absolutely.
是的 一定的 绝对的
George, what did you think of the dress rehearsal?
George 你觉得彩排怎么样?
I thought it sucked!
我觉得糟透了!
That's George.
这就是George
Did you hear that? George thought it sucked!
你们听到了吗? George觉得糟透了!
Well, Mr.Trump, maybe we didn't achieve our main goal of getting people to laugh,
Trump先生 或许我们没有达到让人们笑的主要目的
but, um, I think we functioned as a team,
但我觉得我们是团队化协作
and I think we communicated strongly,
我们充分交流
and I think we had a good dynamic.
我们之间互动很好
Well, I didn't see a lot of communication.
我并没有看到很多交流
Finesse barely said anything.
Finesse几乎什么也没说
Oh, I'm new.
哦 我是新人
This idiot was laughing the whole time.
这个白痴一直在笑
Basically, what happened here, you failed!
基本上 你们做的这一切都是失败的
Who's to blame, Jimmy?
Jimmy 这是谁的责任呢?
That lady?
那位女士吗?
You want to blame Carolyn? What do you say to Carolyn? What are you doing?
你想怪Carolyn? 你要说Carolyn什么? 你在搞什么?
What do you think?
你怎么看?
Jimmy, you really never impressed me.
Jimmy 我对你从没有过好感
Listen, somebody here,
听着 这里有人
somebody here gotta take responsibility for this mess.
有人要为这残局负责
'Cause it's not funny!
因为节目一点都不好笑!
Amy, give me a reason, why you should stay?
Amy 给我个理由 你为什么要留下来?
I'm very funny.
我很好笑
I do very funny characters and voices.
我会模仿非常有趣的角色和声音
Like "Hey, everybody! How's it going?"
比如 "嘿 大家好 最近怎么样?"
I have a lot of energy, and I'm a leader.
我精力充沛 我出类拔萃
That's just great.
非常好
Jimmy, you were the project manager in this, who do you think should get fired?
Jimmy 你是这个项目的项目经理 你觉得应该开除谁?
If Carolyn's out of the running, then probably Finesse.
如果Carolyn不在开除之列 那可能是Finesse
Why Finesse?
为什么是Finesse?
'Cause...'cause Amy and I have a standing agreement,
因为...因为Amy和我有份永久协定
that if we got in here, we'd pick Finesse, so...
如果到这一步 我们会选Finesse 所以...
What?
什么?
Finesse, what do you think of that?
Finesse 你怎么看?
First of all, nobody's firing me, because there's only four black people on NBC.
首先 没人炒我鱿鱼 因为NBC(美国全国广播公司)只有四个黑人
Now, when you think about it, you have me, you have Kenan,
那你想想看 有我 有Kenan、Kwame和Whoopi
you have Kwame, and Whoopi!
Come on!
别逗了!
Well, you know, that's very true.
那倒是真的
Who should I fire, Amy?
Amy 我该开除谁呢?
Fire Jimmy, I guess.
我想是Jimmy吧
What? We had an agreement.
什么? 我们有协定的
Yeah. Well, I didn't come on "SNL" to make friends, I came to win!
没错 但我来SNL不是来交朋友的 我是来赢得一席之地的
Alright, look, give me a few minutes, I want to make a decision.
好吧 给我几分钟 我想做个决定
This week on the almost final episode of "Frasier",
本周 差不多是《欢乐一家亲》的最后一集里
will Niles and ever find... aghh~~ who cares?
Niles和Daphne会不会发现... 啊~~ 管它呢?
《欢乐一家亲》 在NBC(美国全国广播公司)播出
Alright. I've made my decision.
好了 我决定了
Jimmy, you're fired.
Jimmy 你被开除了
Hold on, Trump.
等等 Trump
This is my show.
这是我的节目
I'll handle this.
我来处理这事
Yeah. Yeah.
Jimmy, you're fired.
Jimmy 你被开除了
I really, really enjoyed working with you.
和你一起工作真的非常高兴
Alright. Well, I want to thank you for the opportunity, I learned a lot.
好吧 我想感谢你给我这个机会 我学到了很多
I've seen a lot of people go in and out of this door here at Saturday Night Live,
我在《周六夜现场》看到很多人来来去去
the old laugh, chuckle...
过去的欢笑...
Oh, beat it, loser! Get out of here!
哦 快走吧 笨蛋! 滚吧!
You know, it felt good to fire someone.
开除人的感觉真好
It's actually fun, isn't it?
很有意思 是吧?
Amy, you're fired, too.
Amy 你也被开除了
Finesse?
What?
什么?
Go get Parnell.
去把Parnell叫回来
Yes, sir.
是 先生
Taxi!
出租车!
I'm shocked by this outcome, you know?
对这个结果我感到震惊 你知道吗?
The only reason Amy didn't get fired
Amy没被开除 只是因为她利用女性色相来让人笑
is because she uses her feminine sexuality to get laughs. You know?
Finesse
he uses his feminine sexuality to get laughs.
他利用女性色相来让人笑
Well, that was a hard one.
那是个困难的决定
It's only gonna get harder.
只会越来越难
That's what she said.
她也这么说 ("hard"也有"硬"的意思)
What? What did you say?
什么? 你刚说什么?
I said, "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
我说 "来自纽约现场直播 这里是周六夜剧场!"