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俄亥俄州 布里奇顿
❃翻译 summer
❃翻译 爱大圣
这是在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding me?
❃翻译 阿狸
第一届城市招聘会
❃翻译 小树Q
❃翻译 leventseleve
❃翻译 52kid
❃校对 闲鱼
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❃时间轴 HappyJohn
欢迎来到早起的鸟儿有虫吃俱乐部 Welcome to the early birds' club.
你觉得你会是第一个到的吗 You thought you'd be first?
❃特效 遐思飞飞
是的 我是这么想的 Yeah, kind of.
我想我们应该会做一段时间的邻居 I guess we're gonna be neighbors a while.
❃压制 休伊伊
我是贾妮思·克雷 I'm Janice Cray.
你好 我是奥古斯特·奥登科克 Hi. I'm August Odenkirk.
你可以叫我奥吉 You can call me Augie.
❃总监 小海豚
这个小家伙是帕蒂 Little one here is Patti.
你好 帕蒂 Hey, Patti, hello.
哦 上帝 她真漂亮 Oh, my God. She is beautiful.
谢谢 Thank you.
她多大了 How old is she?
快两个月大 Almost two months.
我只能带她跟我一起出来 I had to bring her.
因为我雇不起保姆 I can't afford a sitter.
我没有工作 这也就是我在这里的原因 No job, which is, of course, why I'm here.
真操蛋 Cock-fucking-sucker.
看看这些人 Look at all these people.
经济可真是已经好转了呢 Yeah, the economy's back alright.
她有义膜性喉炎 听起很糟糕 其实没什么 Croup. It sounds worse than it is.
没关系 Right. It's alright.
- 好吧 你跟我说实话 - 嗯 - Alright, be honest with me. - Mm-hm.
我在寒冷的夜里抱着一个婴儿站在外面一晚上 I'm standing out here in the cold all night with a baby.
那些潜在的雇主们会不会只是看我一眼 Are would-be employers gonna just take one look
然后想 这个人肯定不是个负责任的人 and think, "Irresponsible"?
他们也许会说你是个有奉献精神的人 Well, they might say, "Dedicated."
并且他们会看她一眼 And they'll take one look at her
看到帽子和连指手套 and see that hat and these mittens here...
而这些看上去都是手工做的 which seem to be homemade...
他们会想 她是个专注于细节的人 and they'll think, "She pays attention to detail."
你真是个好人 You're really good.
一定会有人很快愿意雇佣你的 Someone's gonna hire you but fast.
让我们一起期待吧 Let's hope.
- 我得哄哄她让她安静下来 - 嗯 - I'm gonna settle her down. - Yep.
没事的 没关系的 It's okay, though. It's okay, though.
一切都很好 是吧 It's fine, right?
哦 不是吧 Oh, come on. Really?
不好意思 Sorry.
天哪 Jesus.
- 不好意思 - 没关系 - Sorry. - That's okay. It's alright.
她饿了 She's hungry.
- 哦 天哪 - 怎么了 - Oh, my God. - What's up?
她的尿布湿透了 我能摸得出来 She is soaked right through, I can feel it.
可是天太冷了 我没法给她换尿布 I can't change her out here in this cold.
你可真是有远见 Real forward-thinking on your part.
先生 不要再说了 得了吧 Sir, back off. Come on.
- 我该怎么办 - 唔 - What am I gonna do? - Um...
到这里来 用我的睡袋 Here, take my sleeping bag.
裹进去 让自己热起来 让孩子也暖和起来 Yeah. Slip in, get warm, get her warm.
如果你觉得可以的话 You know, if you're cool with it,
你可以把孩子交给我 why don't you hand me over the baby,
在你进去的时候我可以帮你抱着她 and I'll just grab on to her while you slip in.
- 听起来怎么样 - 可以 - How's that sound? - Okay.
- 好的 很好 来这里 - 真的不好意思 - Alright, cool. Here. Come on. - I'm sorry.
不用道歉 没关系的 No, don't apologize. It's okay.
- 没事没事的 - 没事的 - It's okay, it's okay. - It's okay.
- 没事的 - 没事的 - It's okay. - It's okay.
嘘嘘 安静下来 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
嘘嘘 安静下来 没事的 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. It's okay.
你结婚了吗 Are you married?
离婚了 Divorced.
有孩子吗 Kids?
没有 No.
去开房吧 Get a room.
你们这些年轻人管这叫什么 勾搭吗 What do you kids call it? Hooking up?
兄弟 闭嘴吧 Bro, back off.
你为什么要这么粗鲁 Why are you being rude?
好了 把她交给我吧 Okay, okay. Pass her to me.
没事的 没事的 It's okay, it's okay.
没事的 我先抱着她 没事的 嘘嘘嘘 It's okay. I had her first. It's okay. Shh, shh, shh.
- 我知道我知道 - 好了 就是这样 - I know, I know, I know. - There you go, there you go.
我会帮你拉上拉链 Here, I'll zip you up. I'll zip you up.
- 好的 - 好的 - Okay. - Alright.
嘘嘘嘘 没事的 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. It's okay.
这就给你拉上拉链 There you go.
- 好了 - 你能递给我一片尿布吗 - There you go. - Can you, uh, hand me a diaper?
- 哦当然可以 - 它们在背包里放着 - Uh, yeah, sure. - They're in the bag.
我应该在喂她前先给她换一下尿布 I should change her before I feed her.
找到了一片 给你 Got one. Here you go.
- 好的 谢谢 - 好了 - Okay, thank you. - Here you go.
好事多 美国最大的连锁会员制仓储超市
那儿有一个好事多塑料袋 There's a plastic Costco bag.
你可以把它扔进去 You can just drop it in there.
好的 不错 谢谢 Yeah, nice. Thank you.
- 怎么样 - 很好 - Okay, how's that? - Okay.
我知道 I know, I know.
嘿 Hey.
别这样 伙计 Come on, man.
把车头灯关了 Kill the headlights.
- 把灯关了 - 嗯 - Turn 'em off, cow. - Hmm.
上帝 开着奔驰车来劳务市场 God, showing up to a jobs fair in a Mercedes-Benz.
是这个时代的标志吧 我猜 对吗 Sign of the times, I guess, right?
也许是市长来了 Maybe it's the Mayor,
来看看他的重大任务完成的怎么样 coming to check out his big to-do.
他开的是奔驰的一款运动跑车 He drives one of them sports coupes.
这不是一辆跑车 这是辆更大的车 This isn't a coupe. This is a larger model.
别闹了 混蛋 把车灯关了 Give up, asshole. Turn them off.
他为什么一直停在那里 Why's he just waiting there?
有件事是可以确定的 Well, one thing's for sure,
他就是个该死的混蛋 we know he's a fucking asshole.
到底怎么回事 What the hell?
快走开 Move.
- 走开 快点 快走开 - 什么 - Move! Come on, move. - What?
- 快点 拉开拉链 - 它卡住了 - Come on, unzip this! - It's stuck!
快点 快点 走吧 Come on, come on! Let's go!
快点 我们得快点离开这里 Come on! We've got to go!
快点 站起来 站起来 Come on! Get up! Get up!
跑啊 Move!
不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no!
不 No!
真他妈的操蛋 Holy fuck.
实际情况比看起来还要糟糕 It's worse than it looks.
有十六个人死了 比这多两倍的人受伤 We got 16 dead, triple that in injuries.
还没找到那辆轿车 No sign of the car.
轿车 你确定不是一辆卡车 Car? You're sure it's not a truck?
是辆轿车 Car.
一定是有人疯了 Somebody lost control.
他没有疯 He didn't lose control.
两年以后
早上好 这里是俄亥俄州 Good morning, Ohio.
今天布里奇顿的天气很宜人 We've got some gorgeous weather into Bridgton today.
但是往南边去 对于那些布里奇顿以外的居民 But down to the south for other folks besides Bridgton...
有阵雨 you've got some showers
也将会有雷暴天气 and thunderstorm activity on the way.
但是看到我们今晚的天气报道 But the folks in Bridgton
布里奇顿的居民们 are gonna be nice and mild
会感到非常幸运开心的 as we go throughout the course of the night.
但是在接下来的一周工作时间里 And for the rest of the workweek,
对所有人来说 temperatures, though, are going to be
气温会一直这么舒服 still on the mild side, really for everybody.
看那些数字 We're looking at those numbers...
那将是我们在接下去 And that will be what we do
一整周里 throughout the course of the work...
是我 Yeah?
我们什么时候开始 Man, what time we on for?
你是谁 Who is this?
皮特怎么 我把你吵醒了吗 Pete. What, I wake you up?
我老是忘自从你退休 你就整天睡大觉 I keep forgetting you retired farts sleep all day.
你想要什么 What do you want?
午饭 去不去 Lunch. We on, or not?
比尔 你能听见我说话吗 Bill, can you hear me?
- 可以 - 好的 到时候见 - Yeah. - Alright, see you there.
就算是为了我 And wear something nice
穿着得体一点 好吗 大个子 for me, would you, big guy?
你可以穿一套颜色亮一点的春装 Maybe one of your bright spring ensembles?
我操 Fuck.
快点 快点 Come on. Come on.
弗雷德 Fred.
你他妈在哪儿 Where are you, fucker?
你在这儿啊 Oh, there you are.
终于找到你了 哥们儿 There you go, buddy.
弗雷德 Fred!
诶 早上好呀 Yeah. Morning to you, too.
♪ 因为他每天早上准点起床 ♪ 'Cause he gets up in the morning
♪ 九点去上班 ♪ And he goes to work at 9:00
♪ 下午五点半回家 ♪ And he comes back home at 5:30
♪ 每一次坐同一列火车 ♪ Gets the same train every time
- ♪ 因为他的生活已经定型 ♪ - 我操 - 'Cause his world is built - Fuck.
♪ 严守规矩 ♪ 'Round punctuality
♪ 从不打破 ♪ It never fails
♪ 他人很好 ♪ And he's, oh, so good
♪ 他心情很好 ♪ And he's, oh, so fine
♪ 他很健康 ♪ And he's, oh, so healthy
♪ 无论是身体还是心灵 ♪ In his body and his mind
♪ 他是小镇上一个令人尊敬的人 ♪ He's a well-respected man about town
♪ 总是谨慎地把事情做到最好 ♪ Doing the best things so conservatively
我操 Fuck.
我得说实话 你看起来不太性感 I gotta be honest. You don't look so hot.
咱俩彼此彼此吧 Not so sweet on the eye yourself.
你有在健身吗 You getting any exercise?
我们结婚了吗 Are we married?
你讨厌它 是吧 You hate it, don't you?
- 退休生活 - 我不讨厌 - Retirement. - I don't hate it.
- 你好啊 帅哥 - 你好 希拉 - Hey, handsome. - Hey, Sheila.
好久不见啊 Long time.
- 皮特- 早上好 - Pete. - Morning.
好想你啊 Been missing you around here.
是吧 Yeah.
展示一下你迷人的微笑 You still got that killer smile?
不要 No.
不要害羞啦 Oh, come on.
笑一个嘛 Come on.
这才对嘛 喝咖啡怎么样 There it is. How 'bout coffee?
- 好啊 - 好的 - Why not? - Okay.
你们还想要什么吗 男孩们 Anything else I can get you boys?
我想要... 烤鲈鱼 配菜西兰花 I'll have the, uh, grilled perch and a side of broccoli.
我要单面煎牛排 Yeah, I'll have the open-faced roast beef
土豆泥和肉汁 and mashed potato and gravy.
再来一瓶啤酒 And a beer.
好的 知道啦 Okay. Got it.
好吧 我们知道我们长得不帅 Okay. We know we're not handsome.
我们也知道她知道我们长得不帅 We know she knows we're not handsome.
问题就变成了 你觉得她知道 The question becomes, you think she knows
我们知道她知道我们长得不帅吗 that we know that she knows we're not handsome?
我的脑子都转不过来了 That's too much thinking for me.
那个...艾利怎么样 Hey, how's, uh... how's Allie doing?
你们说话吗 You talk?
偶尔 看起来挺好的 A bit. She seems good.
你知道 You know.
好吧 Yeah.
你还好吗 You doing okay?
还好 Yeah.
真的吗 Really?
只是需要再适应一下 It's an adjustment.
我记得你喜欢把朗姆酒蛋糕当做开胃菜 I remember you like the rum cake for an appetizer.
还是老样子吗 Does that still hold?
是的 That still holds.
我觉得他最近喜欢朗姆酒蛋糕 I think he's been enjoying a little too much
喜欢的有点过分吗 希拉 你觉得是不是 of the rum cake lately, Sheila, wouldn't you agree?
从来不会 Never.
你为什么这么说话呢 Why would you say something like that?
不是吧 不要告诉我你的幽默感也退休了 Now, come on. Don't tell me your sense of humor retired, too.
好吧 我们先假设 Well, let's just suppose for a second
或许她真的觉得我挺帅的 that maybe she does find me handsome, you know?
也许我很帅 也许我不帅 她也很纠结 对吗 Maybe I'm handsome, maybe I'm not. She's torn, right?
那么 你的意见就对我有决定性作用 And your little comment possibly tips the scales against me.
- 你从来没想过吗 - 好像没有 - Did you ever think of that? - Mm, mm, I guess I didn't.
- 是的 你没有 - 我觉得也没有 - No, you didn't. - I guess I didn't.
是的 你没有 No, you didn't.
我是皮特 It's Pete.
对 好 嗯 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
什么 Huh. What?
好的 好的 我马上去 Yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.
难以置信 你还记得唐纳德·戴维斯 Unbelievable. You remember Donald Davis?
那个杀了自己妻子的虚伪的混蛋 That sanctimonious cocksucker who killed his wife,
- 然后还设立了悬赏金 - 悬赏金 - then set up the reward fund. - The reward.
来找他妻子的下落 For info leading to her whereabouts?
结果狩猎警察在一个采砾场发现了 Game warden just spotted some old bones and a tattered dress
一些旧骨头和一条破裙子 in a gravel pit,
离他家都不到两公里 less than two miles from his house.
是的 我必须得抓住这个坏家伙 Yeah. I am gonna get this bastard.
对不起啊 我得走了 I'm sorry, I gotta run.
我们重新再约好吗 Can we reschedule?
当然 我来付钱吧 快走吧 Sure, yeah. I got this. Go. Go.
明天中午一起吃饭怎么样 How about tomorrow for lunch?
- 好啊 - 太好了 - Sounds good. - Alright.
有什么不对吗 亲爱的 Something wrong, hon?
什么 What?
那个勺子 有什么问题吗 With the spoon? Something wrong with it?
之前从没注意到勺子上面所有的事物都是颠倒的 Ever notice everything is upside down on a spoon?
也许生活就是这样 亲爱的 Maybe that's how life is, hon.
一个勺子就都弄懂了 That spoon has just got it figured out.
♪ 在那个冷风肆虐的夜晚 ♪ And the night when the cold wind blows
♪ 没有人知道 没有人在乎 ♪ No one cares, nobody knows
♪ 我不想被埋葬 ♪ I don't wanna be buried
♪ 在一个宠物公墓 ♪ In a Pet Sematary
♪ 我不想再重新活一次 ♪ I don't want to live my life again
♪ 也不想被埋葬 ♪ I don't wanna be buried
♪ 在一个宠物公墓 ♪ In a Pet Sematary
♪ 我不想再重新活一次 ♪ I don't want to live my life again
♪ 也不想被埋葬 ♪ I don't wanna be buried
♪ 在一个宠物公墓 ♪ In a Pet Sematary
♪ 我不想再重新活一次 ♪ I don't want to live my life again
♪ 也不想被埋葬 ♪ I don't wanna be buried
♪ 在一个宠物公墓 ♪ In a Pet Sematary
至尊电子
布雷迪 一切都还好吗 Hey, Brady. How'd it go?
还好 Uh, fine.
就是有个老太太电脑死机了 Some old lady with a screen-freeze.
这儿怎么样 How's things here?
在慢慢变好 Uh, been better.
很明显 我就要下地狱了 Evidently, I'm going to Hell.
有个信基督的人给读圣经 Some Jesus jumper gave me chapter and verse.
看来最高法院 对上帝没有司法权限 Turns out the Supreme Court lacks jurisdiction over God.
那他妈的是怎么回事 What the hell was that?
你对客人太粗鲁了 You were rude to a customer.
罗比我没有 Robi, I wasn't rude.
他人很好 分享了一些美容秘诀 He was kind enough to give me grooming tips,
我也回报了他的好意 and I returned the favor.
我已经录下来了 卢 I've got in on video, Lou.
如果你涂上唇膏 You know, if you put on a little lipum-stickum
戴上狗项圈 and a dog collar...
就能在克拉尔赌场找到对象 you could score yourself a date at the Corral,
电力塔 美国著名的小号乐队
在电力塔上的演唱会上来一炮 have yourself a squirt on the Tower of Power.
欢迎惠顾 先生 Thank you for your patronage, sir!
我不喜欢手机 因为它们容易让人断章取义 My problem with smart phones is they don't capture context.
你的行为是不可接受的 Your behavior was unacceptable.
这会影响店铺 这个公司 和我的领导能力 It reflects on the store, this company, and my leadership skills.
三个C 卢 The three C's, Lou.
礼貌 奉献 关心 Courtesy. Commitment. Consideration.
"粗鲁"也是C开头的吗 Does "Rude" Begin with a C?
"烦人"是C开头的吗 Does "Abrasive" Begin with a C?
我的拼读法很差 I am really bad at phonics.
布雷迪 卢 Brady, Lou.
我需要提醒你们 Need I remind you both...
是我们在维护客户上的努力 it is our relational attributes
让我们能够跟上 that keep us from going the route
Radioshack 美国信誉最好的消费电子产品专业零售商 百思买 全球最大也是最富盛誉的零售企业之一
Radioshacks和百思买的脚步 of the RadioShacks and the Best Buys.
我们的才能 就是让客人如沐春风 Our ability to be personable with our cl...
- 你在听我说话吗 - 是的 - Are you listening to me? - Yes.
"如沐春风"是P开头 "Personable" Is a P word.
真是太轻浮了 That was flippant.
我雇用你们这些 桀骜不驯的人 Y'know, I didn't hire both of you recalcitrants
不是因为你们精通计算机 just because you're good with computers.
而是因为你们很难管教 I hired you because you're waywards,
我回馈社会的方式之一 and one of the ways I like to give back
就是当你们的指路明灯 is by being a beacon with waywards.
为那些不幸的人 提供一点光亮 Shed a little light on those less-fortunate.
但我能力有限 你明白我的意思吗 But I got limits, you get my message?
我明白 你不会帮助轻浮的人 I do. No light for the flippant.
我想谈一下我们国家现在的经济状况 I'd like to say a few words about the state of our economy
还有为重振美国经济 并且为未来经济发展 and what we're doing to put Americans back to work
打下基础 我们现在的一些措施 and build a new foundation for growth.
上周 我们收到一份报告 Last week, we received a report
有关美国的国内生产总值 on America's gross domestic product,
这是经济健康的重要指标 a key measure of our economics health.
在过去的几个月里 And it showed marked improvement
它有了明显改善 over the last few months.
今天早上 我们收到后续消息 This morning, we received additional signs
最糟的时候已经过去 that the worst may be behind us.
虽然七月份 我们失去了二十四万七千个岗位 Though we lost 247,000 jobs in July,
但相比六月份 减少了将近二十万 that was nearly 200,000 fewer jobs lost than in June
而且远远少于... and far fewer...
怎么了 What's your problem?
我的问题是 My problem is
维护花园和草坪是需要花钱的 it costs money to maintain my garden and lawn,
但是如果隔壁邻居 all for naught when the yard next door
看起来在养虱子的话 这就都白费了 looks like you're raising ticks.
是啊 Yeah.
SAT 美国学业能力倾向测验
周六小孩要考SAT什么的 Kid had his SAT tests or something on Saturday.
好吧 那是周六 现在是周三 Well, that was Saturday. This is Wednesday.
没错 艾达 That's true, Ida.
还有一个无法忽视的问题 And here's another little nugget that can't be denied.
你还是管好自己的事吧 You should mind your own business.
我从不管自己的事 I never mind my business.
你给他打电话 让他过来了吗 Did you call him, tell him to get his lazy ass over here?
这才是标准化测试的问题 This is the problem with standardized testing.
草坪都还没人修剪呢 Lawns don't get mowed.
祝你今天过得愉快 艾达 Have a nice day, Ida.
我马上给他打电话 I'm going to call him.
今晚 我准备了一些黑鲈鱼 And tonight, I have some sea bass.
我买得太多了 吃不完 所以... I bought more than I can eat. So...
你不用解冻那些难吃的椰子蛋糕 No need to defrost the Pepperidge Farm Coconut Cake,
或者其他你自己准备的美味佳肴了 or whatever other delicacy you had planned.
♪ 从未爱过任何人 ♪ Never liked nobody
♪ 对我来说很残忍 ♪ That's been mean to me
♪ 我铁石心肠 ♪ I've got a heart full of stone
♪ 我痛恨悲惨的生活 ♪ And I hate the misery
♪ 然后你来了 ♪ Then you came along
♪ 走进我的生活 ♪ Into my life
♪ 对我造成 更大打击 ♪ Destroying me more
♪ 增加痛苦和抗争 ♪ Mounting up the toil and strife
♪ 为了你 我变成傻瓜 ♪ But I'm a fool for you
♪ 为了你 我变成傻瓜 ♪ I'm a fool for you
操他妈的 Jesus fucking balls.
嘿 Hey!
这是大街上 不是他妈的冰球场 It's a street, not a goddamn hockey rink.
你们没打破玻璃 已经很幸运了 You're damn lucky you didn't break that window.
我们道歉 We apologize.
好吧 我已经厌倦在灌木丛里看到这个东西 Yeah, well, I'm tired of finding these things in my shrubs.
我上周踩到了一个 差点扭了脚 Stepped on one last week, I nearly turned my ankle over.
你听见我说话了吗 You hear me?
你听见了吗 Do you hear me?!
听到了 先生 Yes, sir.
你想玩吗 先生 Do you want to play, sir?
我们还差一个守门员 We're missing a-a goalie.
我看起来像守门员吗 Do I look like a goalie to you?
只是有时候 我们发现 你透过窗户看我们 Yeah, just sometimes we see you watching us through your window.
有点吓人 You know, it's kind of creepy.
守门员都怪怪的 But goalies are weird...
全球最大的体育电视网
是ESPN说的 according to ESPN.
你真的不想做守门员吗 You sure you don't want to be a goalie?
你可以用杰森的面罩 You can wear the Jason mask.
蠢货 Asshole.
很好吃 It's very good.
当然 Of course it's good.
如果我做了吃的 肯定会非常好 If I make something, trust it's gonna be goddamn good.
你排尿出问题 有多久了 How long have you had trouble peeing?
别用这种表情看着我 Don't give me the look.
坦洛新 治疗前列腺增生导致的排尿障碍等症状
我在垃圾桶里 看到坦洛新的药盒了 I see the Flomax boxes in your garbage.
如果你懒得分类回收 我会 If you can't be bothered to recycle, I will.
我一半的食品 都是用你的空酒瓶子换的 I buy half my groceries with your empty beer bottles.
街上玩冰球的孩子 让我当守门员 Street hockey kids asked me to play goalie.
他们觉得我很古怪 They think I'm weird.
你吓到他们了 You scare them.
我听到他们说话了 I've heard them talking.
你最后一次性生活 是什么时候 When was the last time you had sex?
我是认真的 Seriously.
你在勾引我吗 艾达 You propositioning me, Ida?
好吧 如果是呢 Well, what if I am?
- 如果是你 还不如我呢 - 那... - You could do a lot worse. - That's...
更别提 我就住在隔壁 Not to mention I live next door.
方便起见 有些话不得不说 There's something to be said for convenience.
你说吧 You got it.
还有 卫生 Hygiene, as well.
你得去洗澡 I'd need you to bathe.
好吗 Do you?
你是认真的吗 Are you being serious here?
面对现实吧 比尔 Face it, Bill,
如果你不想付钱 我就是唯一的选择 I'm your only option if you don't want to pay for it.
你又不是多有魅力的男人 Look, you're not an attractive man.
你是疯了吗 You're out of your mind.
看看这个 Take a look at that.
这是两天前拍的 That was taken two days ago.
天哪 是你啊 Christ, that's you!
你怎么一丝不挂 You're buck naked!
一丝不挂怎么了 Goddamn right I am.
我看起来超美的 I look incredible!
听我说一句 Let me tell you something.
如果你哪天你死在那房子里了 If you drop dead in that house,
房子的转售价就会减半 your resale price gets cut in half,
而且不仅仅是你的房子 and not just yours.
我的房子的价格也可能受到影响 My property values might take a whack as well.
所以你跟我做爱是为了维持你房子的价格 So you want to have sex to protect your resale value.
你他妈简直是个疯子 You're a fucking lunatic.
你表现出的这种生理和心理上的消极... This physical and emotional inertia...
拉里当初就是被这种消极害死的 It's what killed Larry, y'know.
前一天他还是受人尊敬的大学教授 One day he's a college professor.
之后他退休了 Then he retires.
随着时间流逝 Little-by-little, minute-by-minute,
他渐渐放弃了生活 he just retreated from the living.
抑郁的情绪吞噬着他 The depression slithered up
就如同蟒蛇缠绕捕杀猎物 like a constrictor.
慢慢窒息而亡 A slow, choking death.
简直糟透了 It was awful.
我很抱歉 Sorry.
你得找到活下去的动力 You need to find some sort of purpose.
我也只能劝到这了 I'll leave it at that.
M先生 好久不见
警探 您好啊 Greetings, Detective.
但愿您不介意我这么称呼您 I hope you don't mind me using your title,
即使您已经退休了 even though you're now retired.
我想赞美您... I'd like to commend you for...
赞美您三十一年来的杰出工作 commend you for 31 years of splendid service,
赞美您二十七年的荣誉警探生涯 27 of them as a decorated detective.
我在二频道看了您的退休仪式 I saw one of the retirement ceremonies
公共频道 on Channel 2... Public Access.
您看起来是那么自豪 You looked so proud.
瘦削 Thinner.
您现在比那时胖了 You've put on a few.
您一定依旧很自豪吧 You must still be proud.
我估计您破获的案子得有上百件吧 I bet you broke hundreds of cases.
这些案子大多数都备受关注 Many of them high-profile.
警探 请回答我 Tell me, detective.
您成功抓住了全部坏人吗 Did you catch all the bad guys?
我们都知道这个问题的答案 不是吗 We know the answer to that, don't we?
我们中有的人死得很冤 大仇还未得报 Some of us still lie in our graves, our murders unavenged.
您承诺过的 您说过会抓住他的 You made a promise, you said you'd get him.
但是您没有 But you didn't get him.
他依旧逍遥法外 He's still out there.
您彻底失败了 You fucking failed.
不管别人怎么看 Everyone's got an opinion.
对我来说 谋杀是最不能原谅的罪行 And I find the murdered to be especially unforgiving.
当您在退休宴会上接受奖章的时候 Were any of us on your mind
您可曾想起过我们中的谁吗 when they gave you that plaque at the retirement party?
你们向您提起我了吗 Did any of them mention me?
提起过我的孩子吗 Or my little baby?
我没体会过生活的滋味 I barely got to live at all.
我才两个月大 Two months.
您获得了块破奖章 You got a cocksucking plaque.
而我却被压扁成肉泥 I got squished.
现场有个婴儿 这对我来说可是额外惊喜了 A baby, I must say, that was a bonus.
还有孩子的母亲 And the mom.
她就像是睡袋里的草莓酱一样 Strawberry jam in a sleeping bag.
您知道那晚其实我戴了避孕套吗 Did you know I was actually wearing a condom that night?
这么刺激的场面 So much excitement.
我都担心自己会射出来 I was afraid I might spontaneously ejaculate!
我的DNA可不能留在现场 And I'd have to worry about DNA.
斗胆提醒您 您还记得您感言的结尾吗 As for my two cents, I'm just missing the ending.
您答应过的 还记得吗 You promised one, 'member?
伙计 记住我 我会抓住你的 Take a good look at me, buddy. I'm coming for you.
我会抓住你 I'm coming.
我会抓到你 我会抓到你 I'm coming! I'm coming!
绿野仙踪里桃乐丝的姑姑
艾姑姑 艾姑姑 Auntie Em, Auntie Em!
你知道吗 Hey, guess what?
我也射了 I'm coming, too.
伙计 一会聊 Talk later, buddy.
给弗雷德带好 My love to Fred.
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杰罗姆 Jerome.
杰罗姆 Jerome!
- 靠 - 把那玩意关了 - Shit! - Turn it off!
现在才早上六点半 It's 6:30 in the morning.
我也知道啊 可是隔壁的疯女人打电话来 Yeah, that crazy-ass lady next door called me
说要是今天我还不给您修剪草坪的话... and said if I don't mow your lawn today...
老大 现在不干 以后就永远别想干了 Look, it's now or never, boss.
你擅长电脑吗 You any good at computers?
是啊 很擅长 Yeah. You know I am.
那就快滚过来 Get your ass in here, then.
视频消失了 It just disappeared?
是啊 我就播放了一次 Yeah. I played it once.
想再放一次的时候 就没了 整个消失了 Went to play it again. Gone. Whole thing vanished.
- 您不是不小心删了吧 - 我没有 - And you didn't accidentally trash it? - I did nothing.
一个文件可能自己消失的吗 Is it possible for a file to just disappear on its own?
可能 但这种操作 I mean, yes, but you'd be talking
要很高端的软件之类的才能做到 some very high-end software and shit.
- 文件是什么内容 - 这不重要 - What was on the file? - It's not important.
要是不重要的话 您为什么这么着急呢 If it ain't important, then why are you so out of joint?
和你平常的人品一点都不像 Aside that being your normal personality.
你找打吗 Do you want me to smack you?
您要是有保险的话 就打我吧 我很缺钱的 If you got homeowner's, yeah. Shit, I could use the money.
告诉我... 这个视频还能不能找回来 Just tell me... can the video be retrieved, or not?
我也说不好 I mean, I don't know.
有可能 Maybe.
任何东西都不可能彻底删除 You can never really delete anything completely.
只不过不显示出来而已 It's just not on the surface, though.
好吧 Okay.
我需要更多时间 Look, I'm gonna need more time.
干这事的人是个很厉害的人 Whoever did this knows his shit.
♪ 我不想再奔波工作 ♪ I don't wanna make a buck no more
♪ 我不想过流浪的生活 ♪ I don't wanna be a bum no more
♪ 我不希望你唾弃我 我不希望你恨我 ♪ I don't want your spit, I don't want your hate
♪ 我需要的不只是... ♪ I need more than...
开始今天的挑战之前 Carrie and Shane from Katori team were in third position
香取队的卡丽和谢恩只处在第三位 before starting today's challenge.
但是他们在吊桥那轻松超越 They made great time over the suspension bridge,
这使得他们现在领先于拉扎和希鲁的队伍 which has pushed them ahead of both the Raza and Hilu teams.
他们会在丛林中 Will they be able to hold
- 保持住自己的优势吗... - 嘿 - their lead through the jungle... - Hey.
到达河岸取得胜利呢 And get to the river to claim victory?
- 我带午餐回来了 - 好 - I brought lunch. - Alright.
我在看《原始人》 Hey, look, I'm watching "Primitive."
跟我一起看吧 很好看 Come join, it's a goodie.
我也想 但我还有工作要做 之后还要回店里 I would, but I've got to do work and then head back.
你在研究什么项目呢 Oh, what's this big project you got going?
新路由器 Uh, new kind of router.
来吧 跟我坐一会吧 Come on, come on, sit with me.
亲爱的 就陪我坐一会 好吗 宝贝 Come on, honey, sit with me for just a second, could you, baby?
来吧 就一会 Come on. Just a sec.
你的黑眼圈很大 我很担心 I'm concerned about these circles under your eyes, okay?
我觉得你工作太过辛苦了 I think you're working too hard
同时要做那么多事情 with all these different jobs you got going.
如果我要去读大学的话 Well, if I wanna go to college,
我必须自己挣钱交学费 对吧 I've gotta earn money to pay for it, right?
哇 大学生啊 My baby, the college boy.
但是亲爱的 不能只工作不玩乐啊 But it can't be all work and no play, honey.
年轻人必须要有一定的社交生活 Young person has to have some kind of social life.
我有朋友 I've got friends.
谁 Who?
那个女同性恋 The lesbian?
还是对你百般苛刻的老板 Or that boss who's nothing but mean to you, huh?
- 他们挺好的 - 嗯嗯 - They're okay. - Mm-hmm.
你的生活需要一点乐趣 You need a little fun in your life,
我想说的就是这个 知道吗 that's all I'm saying, okay?
对了 你为什么一直没有女朋友呢 Hey, why is it you never had a girlfriend?
啊 Hmm?
我只是不明白 我是说... I just don't understand this. I mean...
我... 我并不是挑你的刺 亲爱的 Look, I'm not find... finding fault with you, honey, no.
其实 我是为你好 In fact, just the opposite.
你很聪明也很机智 You're smart. You're resourceful.
你还挺帅的 And you're good-looking.
你知道自己有多帅吗 Do you know how good-looking you are?
我以为女生们会对你垂涎三尺呢 I would think the girls would drip off you.
没有 No.
我要去工作了 所以... I got to do work, so...
先等等 No, wait, wait.
亲妈妈一下 Give Mommy a little kiss.
可以吗 先给我一个吻 Can you do that? Give me a little kiss first.
亲爱的 My honey boy.
不不不 Uh, no, no, no.
工作工作工作 Work, work, work, work, work, work,
工作工作工作 work, work, work, work, work,
跟妈妈吻别 Give Mommy a little kiss.
混乱 Chaos.
19 18 17 16 19, 18, 17, 16,
15 14 13 12 11 15, 14, 13, 12, 11,
10 9 8 7 6 5 4... 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4...
黑暗 Darkness.
热狗
退休生活很难熬吧 It's killing you, isn't it?
实话实说 我并不是很怀念警察生活 Truth be told, I don't really miss it too much.
- 好吧 - 我是认真的 - Right. - I'm serious.
可能除了... Except maybe...
迟迟还未能解决的案子 cases still hanging fire.
我有时也会细想这些案子 I dwell on them a bit.
从那里开始 Starting with right there...
城市公园强奸犯 The City Park Rapist.
真不敢相信我们还没抓到他 Can't believe we didn't get him.
我们会抓到他的 Yeah. We will.
强奸犯通常都会再犯 Thing about rapists, they always strike again.
那个梅赛德斯奔驰车杀手的案子 Then, there's the Mercedes killer.
有新的进展吗 Anything new on that?
没有 Nah.
我不确定还会不会有新的进展 I ain't sure there ever will be.
多久了 两年 可能是一次性犯罪 Been what, two years? Likely a one-off.
很可能他当时来到招聘会 My money, he was probably coming to the job fair,
看到前面排的一条长队 然后就失控了 saw the long line ahead of him, and flipped out.
他偷一辆梅赛德斯奔驰去参加招聘会 He stole a Mercedes to go to a job fair?
说不通啊 That doesn't make sense.
这个案子还在办吗 Is the case still active?
我是认真的 I mean, for real,
有人做过什么实质性的工作吗 anybody doing actual work on it?
案子还在办 比尔 It's active, Bill.
你绝不会让犯人逃脱法外的 对吧 You're never gonna let it go, are you?
说说而已 Just making conversation.
出于健康考虑 Camaraderie for my health.
好吧 Ah, okay.
她自杀了 这就是新进展 She killed herself, y'know. That's new.
奥利维亚· 特里劳尼 Olivia Trelawney.
被偷了梅赛德斯奔驰的那个女人 The woman whose Mercedes was stolen.
是的 皮特我知道她是谁 Yeah, Pete, I know who she was.
毕竟她自己也要承担部分责任 She owned some blame after all.
吃药自杀 Swallowed some pills.
靠 Fuck.
有没有公开报道过 Was it ever disclosed.
微笑表情贴纸是在方向盘上发现的 Smiley Face sticker was found on the steering wheel?
应该没有 Don't think so.
那小丑脸呢 What about the Clown Face?
是否报道过有目击者看见司机戴着面具 或 Ever reported witnesses saw the driver wearing the mask, or...
你为什么这么问 Why do you ask?
面具还没有找到 对吧 Ah, it was never recovered, right?
只是好奇而已 Just wondering.
半价销售
给你 技术男 要出六个外勤 Here you go, Mr. Tech Whiz, six out calls.
额 我原本打算三点下班 Uh, I was actually planning to leave by 3:00.
你打算三点就下班 You were planning to leave by 3:00?
我有另外的工作 My other job.
你有另外的工作 You have another job?
你这个另外的工作是什么 布雷迪 What is this other vocation, Brady?
指的是埃隆·马斯克 美国著名企业家 慈善家
和埃隆·马斯克拉特一起发明宇宙飞船吗 Inventing space ships with Elon Muskrat,
谁管他叫什么名字 whatever the fuck his name is?
- 算了吧 罗比- 我不会算了的 - Back off, Robi. - I will not back off.
无论你是否愿意看见作为老板的我 Now, whether you choose to see me as such or not,
某种程度上来说 我是你人生中的良师益友 I'm sort of your mentor in life.
天哪 他要进入灯塔模式了 Oh, yeah. He's going into full beacon mode.
来啊 亮瞎我们啊 Go ahead. Beam us.
你没有爸爸 You ain't got a father.
你的妈妈...我没有恶意的 And your mother, well... I mean, no offense,
我本身还是蛮喜欢伏特加的 I like the vodka myself,
但和着爆米花喝就不一定了 but not on my Rice Krispies,
你应该懂我说什么吧 if you get my drift.
当有良师益友给你建议时就要好好珍惜 You need to take good mentor advice where you can get it.
这就是你的工作 布雷迪 This is your job right here, Brady.
这就是你的职业 This is your career.
你给DVD贴标签 You sticker DVDs,
你帮助痴呆老人 you help old fackakas with dementia
在他们的电脑上购买保丽净假牙清洁片 get Polident out of their laptops.
这有什么不对的呢 这是社会角色 There's nothing wrong with that. It's a role in society.
很多人都没有社会角色 但你有 A lot of people don't got roles. You do.
但你永远不会开心 But you will never be happy
除非你感激你拥有的一切 unless you both appreciate what you have
并接受你自己 and accept what you are.
你确定没有下载任何应用 You're positive you didn't download any application?
我压根不知道怎么下载 I don't even know how to download.
有各种各样的软件 Well, there's all kinds
可以使文件消失或损坏 of software to make files disappear and shit,
但双方都需要安装那个软件 but both parties need to have it installed,
但在你的电脑里找不到 and I can't find anything.
他能黑进我的电脑然后下载吗 Could he have hacked my computer and then downloaded it?
不知道 I don't know.
应该可以 用恶意软件或其他什么的 It's possible, some kind of malware or something.
你能至少告诉我你发现了什么吗 Can you at least tell me what you saw?
这是个人隐私 It's private.
这年头还有什么隐私可言 Nothing's private anymore.
你约了人吗 You expecting somebody?
没有 No.
不至于吧 Are you serious?
待在原地别动 Stay where you are.
拜托 Oh, for God's sake.
他在这干什么 And what's he doing here?
我们正在聚会中 We're having a party.
你有什么事吗 艾达 What do you want, Ida?
我只需要一分钟 I'd like a minute.
单独聊聊 如果可以的话 Alone, if possible.
好吧 我晚点和你说 Yeah, I'll talk to you later.
什么事 Yeah?
你伤害到我了 You hurt my feelings.
我没打算要说什么 I wasn't gonna say anything,
不过我实在不擅长把痛苦留给自己 but keeping pain to myself is not a strength.
你是否渴望 Should you desire or not desire
和我发生性关系 to have sexual relations with me...
当然是你的事 certainly your choice...
我对我自己的外表感到非常骄傲 I take well-earned pride in my physical appearance.
- 你要说的就是这些吗 - 是的 - That's what this is about? - Yes.
你对我的身体如此地反感... For you to be so repulsed by my body...
我没有反感 I wasn't repulsed.
你差点就被自己的呕吐物呛到了 You nearly gagged on your own vomit.
我感到反感的原因 I was repulsed by the fact
是你给我看了你自己的裸照 that you were showing me naked photographs of yourself.
我的反应并不是因为你的长相 I wasn't reacting to how you looked.
我是一个有魅力的女人 I'm a handsome woman.
我从没说你不是 I never said you weren't.
但是你自己都无法看着这些照片 And yet you couldn't bring yourself to look at the pictures.
你退缩了 You recoiled.
少来 我才没退缩 Come on. I didn't recoil.
你退缩了 我看见了 You recoiled. I saw it.
你想要做什么呢 艾达 What do you want from me, Ida?
我想要你看着照片 I want you to look at the picture.
你想要我看照片 You want me to look at the picture.
- 是的 - 为什么 - Yes. - For what purpose?
因为你是我的邻居 而且我想和你做朋友 Because you're my neighbor and I want to be friends with you.
我觉得 我没法和一个害怕看到 And I don't think I can be friends with somebody
我赤身裸体的人做朋友 who recoils at the sight of my naked body.
我意识到这是我的不足 但是我就是我 I realize that's a deficit of mine but I am what I am.
好吧 Fine.
非常棒 Very nice.
很棒 It's lovely.
老天啊 Jesus fucking Christ!
布里奇顿编年史
五条有关市中心大屠杀 市中心大屠杀依然无迹可寻 市中心大屠杀死亡人数上升至16人 慈善音乐会为市中心大屠杀受害人筹款
我什么时候能取回我的车 甜心高地女士的要求引发众怒 两年过去了 市中心大屠杀依然困扰着布里奇顿
失业了? 抑郁了?
我在想 Just got me thinking.
布里奇顿警局
我们在案件中所经历的恶作剧 All the pranks and taunts
嘲笑和狗屁事情 and shit we got with that case.
有继续发生吗 Has that continued?
任何最近发生的... You know, anything recent happen that...
没有 为什么这么问 No. Why do you ask?
告诉过你了 我很好奇 Just told you, I'm curious.
你很 好奇吗 You're, uh, curious?
我跟了那件案子很长一段时间 I worked a long time on that case.
经过昨天的谈话后 我就在想 After our conversation yesterday, just got me thinking.
我们先在说有关公园强奸案 Ah, that conversation we had about the Park Rapist
然后你转插入 that you segued into a conversation
有关梅赛德斯杀人犯的那段对话吗 about the Mercedes killer. That conversation?
你为什么要这样和我说话 Why you talking to me like that?
因为所有让你着迷的案件中 Because of all the cases for you to obsesses over,
- 这一件是... - 我才没有着迷 - this is the one... - I'm not obsessing,
我只是问了你最近任何可疑的... I just asked you any recent suspicious...
比任何其他案件都可能导致你的死亡 more than any other that led to your demise.
别 听着 不要去想那些 No, listen, never mind!
比尔 你不需要去考虑 Bill, you need to never mind.
十六人死了 我们就打算这样忘掉吗 16 people died, we're meant to just forget it?
我没有 我还在跟进这个案子 I'm not, I'm still on the case.
但你要忘记 你退休了 You're meant to forget it, you're retired.
我去上班了 I'm going to work.
早上好 先生 Good morning, sir.
你们有监控摄像机吗 Uh, do you guys have surveillance cameras?
是的 我们有 先生 Uh, yes we do, sir...
防盗摄像机 隐藏式摄像机 远程摄像头 security cams, nanny cams, drop cams,
我们不但可以提供设备 and we can not only provide the equipment,
还能满足您所有的安装需求 we can service all your installation needs as well.
我自己能安装好 只是需要机器 I can install it myself, I just want the merchandise.
就在那边 It's right over there.
还是让我来告诉您在那里吧 Actually, let me show you where it's located.
安全永远是头等大事 One can never take security too seriously,
我总是这么说 that's what I always say.
我们生活在一个危机日渐增长的世界 We live in an increasingly dangerous world.
警惕是一种美国价值 Vigilance is an American value.
出自美国诗人享利·沃兹渥斯·朗费罗－保罗·里维尔骑马来
一盏灯走陆路 二盏灯走水路 "One if by land. Two if by sea."
我们伟大的国家由此开始 Our wonderful country began with that.
一边凉快去 行吗 Give it a rest, would you?
当然 没问题 我不打扰你了 Yeah, sure, I'll just leave you with the merchandise.
这个好吗 Is this good?
是的 那个还不错 Yeah, that's... that's a good one.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 这个我买了 - 好的 先生 - I'll take this. - Yes, sir.
没可能 Not a chance.
我发誓 这会是我最后一次 This will be the last time, I swear.
你上次就说过那是最后一次了 You said the last time would be the last time.
- 再上一次你也是这么说的 - 是啊 - And the time before that. - Yeah.
我发誓 这绝对是我最后一次 I promise, this will be the last time.
你不过是个平民 You're a civilian.
我要是让平民接近证据 我就会丢工作 I give civilians access to evidence, I lose my job.
马蒂 Marty.
我的治疗师说 我需要寻求解脱之类的狗屁玩意 My therapist is saying I gotta get closure and shit.
个人来说 我觉得他高估了解脱 Personally, I think closure's over-fucking-rated.
但是那些噩梦 和恐惧 我一点也不想要 But the nightmares, the panic attacks, I could do without.
他说我必须得迈出步伐 He says I gotta take certain steps.
这只是其中之一 This is one of 'em.
就五分钟 Five minutes.
我把表给你 你知道这表是三十六年 I'll let you hold the watch, you know, the expensive watch I got
勤恳的工作换来的 for 36 years of distinguished service.
拜托了 Please.
谢谢 Appreciate it.
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嘿 你想让我把那一只角度对着艾达的后院吗 Hey, you want maybe I can angle that one into Ida's backyard?
这样你就可以看她裸体做日光浴了 You could watch her sunbathe in the nude.
她会喜欢这么做 She'd like that.
我想要全角度 你能弄好吗 I want a full panoramic if you can get it.
没问题 Yeah, you got it.
你有考虑过养一条看门狗 You ever thought about getting a guard dog?
并不是因为你的海龟一点都不可怕 Um, not that your turtle ain't scary.
这是一只陆龟 It's a tortoise.
你上过哈佛大学 And you got into Harvard.
是的 我上过 Yeah, I did.
我们在你的苹果手机上设置这一堆程序 You know, we could program this shit right into your iPhone
这样你在哪都能看到监控 so you can watch it from anywhere.
比如在看特别是某些无聊到极致的电影 In some movie theater, bored to shit
好比钢铁侠是否和神奇女侠有一腿 over whether Iron Man's getting it on with Wonder Woman,
你就可以打开手机 you just whip out your phone,
看看有谁闯进你的房子 and see who's breaking into your house.
好的 我会记住的 Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
好吧 我们休息一会如何 Ooh, okay. How 'bout we take a break,
你可以给我买一只 Whistle Pop and you treat me to a Whistle Pop.
是一种冰淇淋 老板 That's an ice cream, boss.
给我来个布朗尼雪糕 不要奶油 I'll have a brownie delight, no whipped cream.
你在注意体型吗 Ooh, watching your figure, are you?
快去买 我会抽你的 So help me, I will smack you.
- 你知道的 不是吗 - 好吧 我开个玩笑 - You know that, don't you? - Okay, I'm kidding.
该死的小孩 Fucking kids.
你好 亲爱的朋友们 Hello, friendly friends!
我能来一只非常莓好吗 Can I have Berry Good, please?
这要看情况了 Oof, well that depends.
- 你是一个好女孩吗 - 是的 - Have you been a Berry Good girl? - Yes.
那我想你就能来一只 Well, then I guess you can have one.
给你 甜心 There you go, sweetheart.
谁是下一个 Who's next?