完
停! And cut!
- 哇 这太棒了! - 沃尔特 你做得很好 - Wow. That was so amazing! - Walter, you did a wonderful job.
谢谢 卡米特 我们搞定了吗? Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?
- 我们搞定了 - 我们搞定了 - We got it. - We got it, yup.
电影结束了 大家回家吧 就到这里了 Movie's over, people. Go home. That is a wrap.
好 大家都做得很好 Okay, nice work, everyone.
请填好你们的就业核查表格 我们下回见 Make sure to fill out your I-9s, and we'll see you on the next one.
那么... 我们现在做什么呢? So... What do we do now?
嗯 我们又聚到一起了 Well, we're together again.
我们有戏院 粉丝们也回来了 We got the theater and all our fans are back.
耶! Yeah!
事实上 有些多余的人 Actually, those were extras.
我看到一些人跳踢踏舞 I saw a few tapping their toes.
是 那些是花钱请来跳舞的 Yeah, those were paid dancers.
或者... Or...
既然我们都在这里 Maybe since we're all here,
也许现在是我们俩喜结连理的最佳时刻 卡米特! now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie!
好 我是说 也许可以 Well, I mean, maybe I could.
嘿 摄像机怎么还在这? Hey, what's the camera still doing here?
哦 不 惨了! 这只能是一个原因 Oh, no. Disaster! That can only mean one thing.
可恶 被你说中了! 看上去他们要求拍续集 Doggone it, you're right! It looks like they've ordered a sequel.
# 我们在拍续集 # # We're doing a sequel #
# 大家都欢迎我们回来 # # We're back by popular demand #
# 来啊 大家伙 乐队奏起来! # # Come on, everybody, strike up the band! #
# 我们在拍续集 # # We're doing a sequel #
# 这就是我们在好莱坞做的事 # # That's what we do in Hollywood #
# 每个人都知道 # # And everybody knows #
# 续集总要差劲一点 # # That the sequel's never quite as good #
# 续集 讲述另一个故事 # # A sequel Another feature attraction #
# 场地 请开灯 # # Places, please Light the lights #
# 转动摄像机 "开拍!" # # Roll camera, "Action!" #
# 我以为这是结束 # # I thought it was the end #
# 但是 我的朋友们 并不是这样 # # But no, my friends, this is when #
# 现在我们要再拍一部! # # We get to do it all again! #
# 再拍一部 # # Do it all again #
# 直到播放演员表时 # # Until the credits roll #
# 我们就有机会向他们展示 # # We got another go to show them #
# 我们又拍了一部! # # We can do it all again! #
# 我们在拍续集 没有必要掩饰 # # We're doing a sequel There's no need to disguise #
# 制片厂觉得我们能自行拍戏 # # The studio considers us a viable franchise #
# 我们在拍续集 制片厂想要更多 # # We're doing a sequel The studio wants more #
# 此时他们在等汤姆·汉克斯 # # While they wait for Tom Hanks #
# 拍玩具总动员四! # # To make Toy Story 4! #
# 我以为这是结束 # # I thought it was the end # 31号舞台
# 但是 我的朋友们 并不是这样 # # But no, my friends, this is when #
# 现在我们要再拍一部! # # We get to do it all again! #
# 再拍一部! # # Do it all again! #
# 直到播放演员表时 # # Until the credits roll #
# 我们就有机会向他们展示 # # We've got another go to show them #
# 我们又拍了一部! # # We can do it all again! #
# 我们在拍续集 # # We're doing a sequel #
# 让我们放手一搏 # # Let's give it a go #
# 与好莱坞明星一起 # # With Hollywood stars #
# 和更多的诙谐片段 # # And more one-liner cameos #
# 我们在拍续集 # # We're doing a sequel #
# 我并不想老拍一个系列 # # I don't mean to be a stickler #
# 但这是我们最初电影的 # # But this is the seventh sequel #
# 第七个续集了 # # To our original motion picture #
# 我们在拍续集 # # We're doing a sequel #
# 让我们试试看 # # Let's give it a shot #
# 现在我们所需的是一个像样的剧情 # # All we need now is a half-decent plot #
有了 一个史诗般的爱情故事 Got it. An epic love story
讲述一个帅气 长鼻子紫色的动物 between a very handsome, long-nosed purple thing
和一只漂亮的小鸡的爱情故事 and a beautiful chicken.
刚萨飘 Gonzo with the Wind.
有没其他主意? Does anybody have any other ideas?
讲述布偶们都聚到一起 It's about getting the Muppets back together again
阻止一个邪恶的石油大亨拆毁破旧的制片厂! to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio!
法兹 你到底有没看过我们上一部电影? Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?
讲述一个青蛙与一只美丽的 完美的猪结婚的故事 It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig.
而且他们有很多吻戏! And they have to kiss each other a lot!
讲述现存的宗教信仰之迷怎么样?
我觉得美国人不爱看带字幕的电影 I don't think Americans watch subtitled films.
卡米特 让布偶们世界巡演怎样? Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour?
这太棒了! That's perfect!
# 我以为这是结束 # # I thought it was the end #
# 但是 我的朋友们 并不是这样 # # But no, my friends, this is when #
# 现在我们要再拍一部! # # We get to do it all again! #
# 直到播放演员表时 # # Until the credits roll #
# 我们就有机会向他们展示 # # We've got another go to show them #
# 我们又拍了一部! # # We can do it all again! #
# 我们在拍续集 # # We're doing a sequel #
# 和之前的差不多 让我们给它取个名字 # # It's more of the same Let's give it a name #
# 布偶归来怎样? # # How about The Muppets Again? #
# 是布偶归来和布偶归来 # # It's the Muppets again with The Muppets Again #
# 是 # # It's the #
# 布偶 # # Muppets #
# 归来! # # Again! #
- 好了吗? - 我好了! - Okay? - I'm okay!
好了! Okay!
砰嘛 砰嘛! Enema-boomed!
砰嘛 砰嘛! Booma- booma!
嘿! 辣肠! Hey! Pepperoni!
布偶大电影
全面追缉
俄罗斯 西伯利亚 劳改营38B 两点四十二分
康斯坦丁 6839
一号监控器
二号监控器
三号监控器
四号监控器
此按钮将开启所有囚门
来啊! Come on!
康斯坦丁 世界上最危险的青蛙
来跳舞吧 Let's dance.
是时候点灯了 It's time to light the lights.
布偶新闻快讯 Muppet news flash.
康斯坦丁 世界上最危险的青蛙 Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog,
从俄罗斯西伯利亚 has escaped from a maximum security gulag
最高安全级别的劳改营逃跑了 in Siberia, Russia.
这一举动使得康斯坦丁 This move has leap frogged Constantine
一跃成为世界上首要通缉犯 to the number one most wanted criminal in the world,
位居神秘的狐猴之前 one place ahead of the mysterious Lemur.
哇 Wow.
布偶们 感谢你们在我常来的雅座见我 Thanks for seeing me at my regular booth, Muppets.
我是你们的大粉丝 超级大粉丝 Big fan. Huge.
我是多米尼克 国际巡回经纪人 Dominic. International tour manager.
"多米尼克·恶棍"? "Dominic Badguy"?
正确读音是"伴吉" 这是法文 It's pronounced "Bad-gee". It's French.
意思是"好人" It means "good man".
哦 对 Oh, yes.
听着 Listen up.
你们现在很火 很受欢迎 You're hot. You're having a moment.
流行后不可避免的是什么? 它会结束 But what is inevitable about a moment? it ends.
我不想此刻结束! I don't want this moment to end!
这就是为什么我们要走出去 That's why we got to get out there now
好好利用出名的时刻 是吧? and capitalize on this moment with a capital yeah?
我想让你们征服世界 进行世界巡演 I want you to conquer the world. Do an international tour.
向全国观众展示你们的能耐 Show a global audience what you can do.
是 这听起来很棒 只是我不确定... Yeah, that sounds great but I'm just not sure...
等等 伙计 听着 我也喜欢 Wait a second, guys, listen. I'd love to do that, too.
但是我们才团聚到一起 我们不想搞砸了 But we've barely gotten back together. We don't want to mess that up.
好 现在想请我的人多得让我应接不暇 Okay, I am inundated with offers of management at the moment.
有单向组合 U2 还有太阳剧团啦 这只是我能列出来的一些 One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil. Just some of the acts I can list.
哇 都是大牌啊! Wow, that's a good list!
现在 我想当你们的巡回经纪人 And now, I wanna tour manage you guys.
我知道你是老大 卡米特 我不会干涉你 I know you're the boss, Kermit. I wouldn't interfere with that.
我们可以一起来管理 We would share our managerial roles
因为你和这些伙计有着特别的关系 because you've got a special bond with these little guys.
当然 Sure.
克林顿总统? President Clinton?
什么? What?
我在路上了 老二 I'm on my way, Number Two.
很好 他们快上钩了 Great, they're taking the bait.
- 好吧 他看起来像是个好人 - 没错 - Well, he seems like a nice guy. - Yeah.
谦逊又诚实 Humble and honest.
我只是... 觉得我们要先安定下来 知道吗? I just... I think we have to get settled first, you know?
磨练我们的表演 获取新的素材 然后也许再去世界巡回 Hone the show, get some new material, and then maybe go on a world tour.
柏林见 See you in Berlin.
好 再见 Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,
老二 Number Two.
那么... So...
接下来怎么办 布偶们? What's it gonna be, Muppets?
准备好闻名世界了吗? Ready to be world famous?
不要有压力 但我是一个大忙人 No pressure, but I am a very busy man.
蕾哈娜打来的 我必须接 That's Rihanna. I really should take this.
世界巡回! 世界巡回! World tour! World tour!
好吧 我是说... Well, I mean...
我想我们也可以在路上磨练演出 应该没问题 I guess we could always hone our acts on the road, and that would be okay.
不是吗 卡米特? Wouldn't it, Kermit?
世界巡回! 世界巡回! 答应吧 小蛙! World tour! World tour! Come on, froggy!
好吧 我们世界巡回吧 Okay, let's do it.
多米尼克 你被雇佣了 Dominic, you're hired.
谢谢 卡米特 我是说 老大 Thanks, Kermit. I mean, boss.
你不会后悔的 You won't regret this.
联合车站 美国 洛杉矶 八点十四分
大家都在吗? 在吗? Is everybody here? Yeah?
好了 兄弟们 兄弟们 拿行李出发啦 Okay, guys, guys. Get them up and move them out.
上车 多米尼克 All aboard, Dominic.
我不知道还有三等车厢 I didn't know there was still third class.
三等车厢? 没车厢怎样? Third class? How about no class?
小心我的高跟鞋! Watch the heels!
猪猪 你干嘛要带这么多行李? Piggy. Why do you need so much luggage?
当然是为了我们的蜜月啊! For our honeymoon, of course!
为了我们的什么? For our what?
走吧 伙计们! Let's go, guys!
方向肯定反了 That must be reverse.
哦 好吧 这个方向看起来也不错 Oh, well. This way looks good, too.
好了 多米尼克 我想我们可以在伦敦开始世界巡回 Okay, Dominic, I thought we could start our world tour in London.
世界喜剧之都怎么样? Or how about the world capital of comedy?
德国 柏林 Berlin, Germany.
德国! Germany!
德国 柏林 柏林中央车站 十点十二分
火车门是这样开的吗? Was that supposed to happen?
你们一定会爱上这个地方 You guys are gonna love this place.
好了 我们到了 伙计们 Okay, here we are, guys.
墙面俱乐部之洞! The Hole in the Wall Club!
"布偶死吧" "Die Muppets"
看起来他们提前把评论摆出来了 Looks like they put the reviews up early.
是 或者这是一个意见箱? Yeah, or is that the suggestion box?
"墙面俱乐部之洞"? "Hole in the Wall Club"?
更像"地下俱乐部之洞" More like "Hole in the Ground Club."
好了 大家伙 Okay, everybody.
我们从底层做起 一步一步往上爬 So, we'll start at the bottom and work our way up.
我已经预定好了德国北部所有工业城市的 I've booked us into cabaret bars and coffee houses
歌厅酒吧和咖啡屋 all across the industrial cities of Northern Germany.
杜塞尔多夫 汉堡 泥堡 呕吐多夫 Dusseldorf, Hamburg, Mudburg, Vomitdorf.
便便堡呢? Poopenburgen?
法兹 我们有一周都预定在了便便堡 Fozzie, we have a solid week booked in Poopenburgen.
这看起来很不错 This looks great.
我觉得我们应该表扬卡米特的努力 And I think we should commend Kermit on his efforts.
谢谢 多米尼克 谢谢 Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
或者 恕我斗胆 Or, if I might be so bold,
也许我们可以考虑另一个剧院 maybe we could consider another venue.
另一个剧院? Another venue?
准确的说 是这个剧场 To be precise, this other venue.
看看这个剧场! Look at that theater!
什么? 不 不行 What? No, no.
我们没钱租柏林国家剧院! We don't have the money to rent the Berlin National Theatre!
等我们票都卖空了 我们就可以拿回钱 We'll make our money back when we sell it out.
卡米特 我一直都梦想着在柏林国家剧院表演 Kermie, I've always dreamed of playing the Berlin National Theatre.
"我是一个柏林人" "Ich bin ein Berliner."
听起来像"法兰克福香肠"! More like, "Ein frankfurter"!
走着瞧 小鬼 Watch it, buster.
伙计们 我不确定我们可以 知道吗? Guys, I'm not sure we can do this, you know?
好 让我们来投票 Okay, let's put this to the vote.
相信我们有能力的 All those in favor of believing in ourselves,
举起手来 raise your hands.
我不是这个意思 That's not what I'm saying.
想要放弃的 举手 And all those in favor of just giving up.
我不敢相信我赞成放弃 I can't believe I'm voting for giving up.
好 好了 很高兴我们做出了这个决定 Good. Well, I'm glad we made this decision.
太棒了! Wonderful!
好酷! So cool!
太令人兴奋了 难以置信 Isn't that exciting. I can't believe it.
德国 柏林 国家珍宝博物馆 十一点十四分
好了 大家都过来 都来了吗? All right, gather round, troops. Everybody?
好了 伙计们 Okay, guys
既然要在这么大的剧院演出 我们就要做好擅长的表演 Since we're playing such a big theater, let's stick with what we know.
我们会以歌舞开场... We'll open with a cabaret number...
卡米特 我什么时候让公牛在屋内奔跑? Kermit, when do I do the indoor running of the bulls?
卡米特先生 先生? Mr. Kermit, sir?
我很想展示下我的磁性炸弹吸力背心 I would very much like to demonstrate my magnetic bomb-attractor vest.
本森 你为什么会发明这个? Bunsen, why would you even invent one of those?
为什么我发明出其不意爆炸杯糕? Why did I invent the unexpectedly exploding cupcake?
嘿 布偶云梯怎么样? Hey, what about Muppet Ladder?
布偶云梯? 那个从没成功过 刚萨 Muppet Ladder? That's never, ever worked, Gonzo.
上次我们尝试已经是二十年前了 Last time we all tried that was 20 years ago
结果你在演员里只待了六个月 and you ended up in a cast for six months.
是啊 好时光 Yeah, good times.
卡米特 我唱四五首席琳·迪翁的歌怎么样? Kermit, what if I do four or five Celine Dion songs?
你知道席琳·迪翁吧 她在拉斯维加斯开演唱会 You know Celine Dion, she works in Vegas.
不 猪猪 现在没时间了 No, Piggy, there's no time for that.
乐队的马拉松即兴演奏呢? What about the band's marathon jam session?
鼓独奏! 鼓独奏! Drum solo! Drum solo!
没有鼓独奏! No drum solo!
伙计们 伙计! Guys, guys, guys!
我们不能随心所欲 We can't just do whatever we want.
这是我们的首演之夜 This is our opening night.
我们就演拿手的 因为... Let's play to our strengths, because...
那个... Well...
听着 我不想让你们担心 Look, I didn't want to worry you guys
但是如果我们没卖光票 那么我们的巡演就结束了 but if we don't sell this theater out, it would mean the end of the tour.
什么? What?
也许是我们演艺生涯的结束 And maybe the end of us.
好消息 布偶们 我们的票卖光了 Great news, Muppets. We're sold out.
什么? What?
好吧 Fine.
我是说 很好 很好 做得好 多米尼克 I mean, great, great. Well done, Dominic.
嘿 我有一个表演的好主意 Hey, I have an amazing idea for an act.
叫做"公牛室内奔跑" It's called "The Indoor Running of the Bulls."
刚萨 我和你说过了 这个表演太危险了 Gonzo, I've told you, that act is far too dangerous.
抱歉 卡米特 我是在问多米尼克的想法 Actually, Kermit, I was asking Dominic what he thinks.
好吧 Good grief.
多米尼克 多米尼克! 五首歌 Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.
"卖光了" 好像我们在30年只卖光过一次 "Sold out." Like we've sold out a show in 30 years.
现在是讨论我们欧洲婚礼的好时刻吗? Is this a good time to discuss our upcoming European wedding?
不 事实上 我现在很忙 No, actually, I'm kind of busy right now.
太完美了! Perfect!
我这里有23种接待处座椅外罩的样本 I have 23 swatches for the seat covers for the reception,
菜单的8种字体选择 eight font choices for the menu,
而且 顺便说一下 苍蝇不在菜单内 which, by the way, we are not serving flies.
猪猪 你在说什么? Piggy, what are you talking about?
亲爱的 我只是想让你做些决定 I'm just trying to involve you in some of the decision-making, dear.
首先 讨论下是否 What about being involved in the decision
结婚的决定怎么样? to get married in the first place, huh?
卡米特 你永远都不让我做想做的事情! Kermit, you never let me do what I want!
哦 是吗? 0h. yeah?
好吧 那我想要的呢? 我想要的怎么办? Well, what about what I want? What about that?
我都还没求婚 I haven't even proposed yet.
- 你可以在蜜月时求婚 - 什么? - You can do that on our honeymoon. - What?
简直是疯了! 你听到自己说的话吗? That's insane! Do you hear what you're saying?
疯了? 你怎么能说你的未婚妻疯了? Insane? How dare you call your fiancée insane?
你不是我的未婚妻! 我们没有订婚! You are not my fiancée! We are not engaged!
而且 事实上 And, as a matter of fact,
按照现在这种对话方式... 我... the way this particular conversation is going right now... Well...
我懒得理你! I'm fine with that!
小猪 等等! 我很抱歉! Piggy. Wait! I'm sorry!
出去! Get out!
别放在心上 他们还是很爱你的 Don't take it personally. They still love you.
只是他们现在更喜欢我而已 They just prefer me now.
谢谢 多米尼克 你真会安慰人 Thank you, Dominic. That's very comforting.
你知道如果是我遇到这种情况会怎么办吗? Do you know what I think helps sometimes in situations like this?
什么? What?
独自去烟雾弥漫的东柏林走走 A walk alone in the fog in former East Berlin.
可以沿着荒芜的河边走走 Maybe along a deserted canal.
我想安静地散散步也不错 Well, I guess a quiet stroll is not a bad idea.
跟他们说我走开一下 好吗? Let the others know I've gone, will you?
好的 我会的 Sure. I promise.
谢谢 Thanks.
科琳 过来! Corrine, come here!
嘘 Boo.
发生什么事? What just happened?
就是他 他在这儿 可恶的青蛙
邪恶的青蛙在这儿!!
怎么了? What?
就是他! 他是康斯坦丁!
等等 Wait a second.
等等 肯定是搞错了! Hold on, hold on! There must be some mistake!
你知道我是谁吗? 我是青蛙卡米特! Don't you know me? I'm Kermit the Frog!
别作声 康斯坦丁 一切都结束了 Silence, Constantine. The game is up.
谁? Who?
不 不! 等等! 我是青蛙卡米特! No, no! Wait a minute! I'm Kermit the Frog!
大伙们 搞错了! 我说真的! Guys, this is a mistake! I'm telling you!
嘿 嘿! 喂! 找个人和我谈谈! Hey, hey! Hello! Somebody!
开门! Open up!
我是两栖美国人! I'm an Amphibian-American!
坏人不易做啊 It's not easy being mean.
有人看到卡米特吗? Has anyone seen Kermit?
还有15分钟就开幕了 It's 15 minutes to curtain.
大伙们 看 卡米特午后散心回来了 Hi, guys. Look, it's Kermit, just back from his afternoon stroll.
哈-啰! 我是卡米特 Hi-lo! I am Kermit.
什么... What...
他感冒了 所以现在他的声音 He's got a cold. That's why his voice
听起来有点不同 sounds a little bit different at the moment.
看到了吧? 平静下来 放松就好了 See? Just calm down. Just relax.
你们没错 多米尼克真牛! You are right. Dominic is terrific!
从现在开始 我们听他的指挥吧 From now on, let's do whatever he says.
好啊 好啊 All right. Yeah.
哇 看来这次散步很有益 Wow, that walk must have really helped.
猪小姐 我让你受委屈了 Miss Pig, I have wronged you.
求求你原谅我吧 I humbly beg your forgiveness.
没这么容易就算了 坏家伙 You're not getting off that easy, bucko.
我们走 福福 Come on, Foo Foo.
坏蛋! 坏蛋! Bad frog! Bad frog!
这是什么鬼东西? 放开 臭狗! What is this? Let go, dog!
野兽 停下来! Animal, stop it!
卡米特认同多米尼克一直以来都是正确的 家伙 Kermit has agreed that Dominic is right all the time, man.
对 Good.
既然卡米特和我意见完全一致... So, now that Kermit agrees with me on everything...
- 我是卡米特 - 肯定的 - I am Kermit. - Definitely.
我们去后台逛逛 好吧? Let's go and hang out backstage, yeah?
好的 Okay, all right.
来吧 小家伙 Come, little friend.
我们一起做好这场演出 享受家庭式的奇遇吧 Let us get on with the show and enjoy our family-style adventure
团结一致 学习感人肺腑的一课吧 during which we shall bond and learn heartwarming lesson.
也许是关于分享 或者等待你的时机 Perhaps about sharing, or waiting your turn,
或者男三号 or the number three.
好吧 卡米特 Right, Kermit.
当然 Sure.
天衣无缝 太棒了 Flawlessly executed. Bravo.
你对世界上最危险的青蛙和头号通缉犯 What did you expect from world's most dangerous frog
有怎样的期待呢 二号? and number one criminal, Number Two?
我懂的 你是头号通缉犯 我是二号 Yeah, I know. You're number one, I'm number two.
我想你之前提过了 I think you mentioned that before.
二号 既然现在我们控制了布偶团 Now that we control the Muppet tour, Number Two,
我们第一阶段的计划完成了 phase one of our plan is complete.
现在我们要执行最伟大的... We are now positioned to carry out greatest...
- "夜盗行动" - 对 - "Burglary." - Yes.
史无前例的大盗行动 嫁祸给轻易上当的布偶团 Of all time, and pin it on those gullible Muppets,
他们要在监狱度过悲惨的下半生了 who will spend the rest of their miserable lives behind bars.
今晚 Tonight,
我们去偷画 we steal the painting
然后就能掌握到信息去偷 and then we'll have all we need
难以偷到的英格兰皇冠 to steal the unstealable, the Crown Jewels of England.
保证我会名垂青史 Ensuring that my name goes down in history
成为有史以来最伟大的盗贼! as greatest thief of all time!
你指我们 对吧? You mean our names, right?
当然 Of course.
先是我的大名 然后空格 空格 空格 才是你的名字 My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.
必须的 Sure.
# 我是一号 你是二号 # # I'm number one You're number two #
# 我们都是通缉犯 但我比你更强 # # We're criminals at large But I'm at larger than you #
# 我是一号 # # I'm number one #
# 你是二号 # # You're number two #
# 我相信人人平等 # # I believe in equality #
# 只要你分得比我少 # # As long as you get less than me #
# - 我是一号 - 你是一号 # # - I'm one - You're one #
# 你是二号 # # You're number two #
# 我是二号 # # I'm number two. #
# 也许你觉得自己很聪明 # # You may think that you're smarter #
# 但我比你更聪明 # # But I'm smarterer than you #
# 我是一号 你是二号 # # I'm number one You're number two #
# 你够幸运了 是二号 # # You're lucky to be number two #
# 不是三号 # # Not number three #
# 我从你的眼神看得出 # # I can see by the look in your eye #
# 你想分到一杯更大的羹 # # You want to get a bigger piece of the pie #
# 总有一天你有机会 # # One day you'll get your chance #
# 但在此期间 # # But in the meantime #
# 你要跳舞 猴子 跳起来! # # You've got to dance, monkey, dance! #
# 真要跳吗? 我讨厌跳舞 # # Really? I hate dancing. #
# 跳! # # Do it! #
# 跳起来 猴子 跳起来! # # Dance, monkey, dance! #
# 我是二号 他是一号 # # I'm number two He's number one #
# 真不敢相信我为一只两栖动物做牛做马 # # I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian #
# 我是二号 他是一号 # # I'm number two He's number one #
# 我是一号! # # I'm number one! #
# 当你的老板是一只青蛙时 # # You know life's gone to the dogs #
# 你就完蛋了 # # When your boss is a frog #
# 我知道它迟早会滚蛋 # # I can see it's just a matter of time #
# 只是时间的问题 # # Before he's gone #
# 我活跃在前线 # # And I'm at the front of the line #
# 很快会有机会 # # It won't be long till I get my chance #
# 但同时 # # But in the meantime #
# 我要跳起来 猴子 跳起来 # # I've got to dance, monkey, dance #
# 跳起来 猴子 跳起来 # # Dance, monkey, dance #
# 现在看我的 # # Now, watch me. #
# - 我是一号 - 他是一号 # # - I'm number one - He's number one #
# - 你是二号 - 我是二号 # # - You're number two - I'm number two #
# 就这样 你可以走了 孩子 # # That's it, kid there you go #
# 走到一边去 这不是你的秀场 # # Now step aside This ain't your show #
# - 我是一号 - "我是一号" # # - I'm one - "I'm one" #
# 我是一号 # # I'm number one #
# 对 我们懂的 # # Yes, we know #
# - 我是... - 他是... # # - I'm... - He's... #
# 一号! # # Number one! #
你的发型就是这样做的吧 That's how it's done.
还有15秒就开幕了... 卡米特? 15 seconds to curtain... Kermit?
好的 Sure.
好吧 Okay.
你练过卡米特的台词了吗? Have you studied your Kermit tapes yet?
当然没有 对我这种天才来说 真是小菜一碟 Of course not. This is child's play for frog of my talent.
女士们 先生们 请热烈欢迎... Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...
"练习卡米特的台词" 废话 "Study Kermit tapes." Nonsense.
这是... It's...
噢 不 Oh, no.
卡米特! 开场白 Kermit! Introduce the show.
这是布偶团演出! It's the Muppet Show!
有请我们的特邀嘉宾 克里斯托弗·瓦尔兹! With our very special guest star, Christoph Waltz!
发生什么事? 为什么我飞起来了? What is happening? Why am I flying?
- 怎么... - 我们得做点什么! - What the... - We gotta do something!
有请我们的第一个表演节目 Please welcome our first act,
克里斯托弗·瓦尔兹先生的华尔兹舞! Herr Christoph Waltz dances the waltz!
亲爱的 你让我的世界热情似火 Darling, you set my world on fire.
有人说"爆炸"吗? Did somebody say "explosion"?
不! 他说我让他的世界热情似火 No! He says I set his world on fire.
有听到了! There it is again!
等下我! 拜托! 等下我 Wait for me! Please! Wait for me.
再来一次! One more!
继续跳华尔兹 瓦尔兹先生! Keep Waltzing, Mr. Waltz!
嘿! Hey!
刚刚好晕 It was vertigo.
别以为是我怯场 二号 Not stage fright, if that's what you're thinking, Number Two.
好吧 Sure.
好 现在我们要销声匿迹了 Right, now to cover our tracks.
我们离开这里吧! Let's get out of here!
德国 柏林 国家珍宝博物馆 六点四十五分
中央情报局 CIA.
国际刑警! Interpol!
中央情报局在这里干嘛? 这是我的管辖区 What is the CIA doing here? This is my jurisdiction.
更何况我的徽章更大 Not to mention, my badge is bigger.
其中一幅被盗的名画是从纽约大都会艺术博物馆 One of the stolen paintings was on loan
借过来的 from the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art.
所以这属于中央情报局管的了 So, this is CIA jurisdiction.
另外 我的外出章在这呢 Also, this is my travel badge.
这是我的真章 Here's my real badge.
你肯定是看错了... You must have been looking at the wrong...
- 徽章! - 什么? - Badge! - What?
你这回赢了 皮耶 You've won this round, Pierre.
- 我叫"吉恩" - 好吧 肖恩 - My name is "Jean." - Okay, Shawn.
貌似我们得并肩作战了 It looks like we're gonna be working together.
但不代表我得喜欢你 But that doesn't mean I have to like you.
我先不喜欢你的 I didn't like you first.
我在见到你之前就不喜欢你了 I didn't like you before I met you.
那么我们有啥任务呢? So, what have we got?
两幅珍贵的名画 Two priceless paintings stolen
还有一位不知名英国上校的普通油画被偷了 and one average painting of an obscure English colonel.
这很像狐猴的做事风格 This has all the markings of the work of the Lemur.
狐猴是什么? What's a lemur?
世界上二号通缉犯而已 Only the second most wanted criminal in the world.
也是我的天敌 And my personal nemesis.
可惜对我来说 他的身份很神秘 Unfortunately for me, his identity is a mystery.
不 狐猴到底是什么? No, literally, what is a lemur?
也是马达加斯加一种狡猾的猴子 It is also a rat-monkey from Madagascar.
我猜得没错 Just as I suspected.
这枚硬币就是他的在场证据 This coin is his calling card.
那只狐猴 在和我们捉迷藏呢 The Lemur, he is playing with us.
请老鹰先生收快递 I have a delivery here for Mr. Eagle.
这里 Right here.
这是你的绳 And here's your rope.
你刚刚说什么? You were saying?
看看 Look at that.
"柏林的布偶演出门票卖光了" 五星好评! "Muppets sell out in Berlin." Five stars!
卡米特表示很稀饭这则新闻 Kermit the Frog is liking this news.
快点 快点! Choc-choc, yeam!
隧道 Tunnel.
上面没有 It's not there.
你搞错了! You were wrong!
别着急 Not so fast.
为人所知的最古老的把戏 Oldest trick in the book.
用柠檬汁写的 Write it in lemon juice,
只要加热 then simply apply heat
就可以看到布拉德上校的地图 to reveal Colonel Blood's map.
当然如今的皇冠珠宝 Of course, today, the Crown Jewels lie behind
被锁在世界上最严密的安保系统中 the most sophisticated security system on the planet.
这张地图 加上布拉德的钥匙和小盒子 And this map, along with Blood's key and locket,
才能拿到皇冠珠宝 is the only way to get close to them.
二号 干得不错 Good work, Number Two.
有提到布拉德的钥匙在哪儿吗? What does it say about location of Blood's key?
有 Right.
在 在 Something, something.
"最精致的木牙" "Finest wooden teeth."
这条线索没用 That is not helpful.
等等 Wait.
这里有个城市名 There's the name of a city here.
马德里 Madrid.
俄罗斯 西伯利亚 劳改营38B 七点十二分
你们抓错青蛙了! You've got the wrong frog!
嘿 嘿 嘿! Hey, hey, hey!
是康斯坦丁 It's Constantine.
- 啥? - 他回来了 - What? - He's back.
你们干嘛? What are you doing?
我不是康斯坦丁 我叫卡米特 I'm not Constantine. My name is Kermit.
康斯坦丁 还是那么爱开玩笑! Constantine, always with the jokes!
还是当年的康斯坦丁 总是爱捣鬼 Good old Constantine. Always trying to pull a fast one.
老友 Old friend.
既然你回来了 Since you are back,
我想你做回监狱总管吧 I guess you are in charge of prison again.
来 戴上监狱皇冠 Here, take prison crown.
我们又要调整下大小了 谢尔盖 你来负责 We have to readjust it again. Sergei, you get on that.
拿着 拿着 Take, take.
谢谢 Thank you.
等等 Wait a minute.
我认识康斯坦丁很多年了 I've known Constantine for years.
他从来不会... And he has never...
永远不会 Ever
说 "谢谢" Said, "Thank you."
因为我确实不是康斯坦丁 Because I am not Constantine.
- 你胆子真大啊? - 他不是康斯坦丁! - How dare you? - He's not Constantine!
我们把他扔进回收压实机吧! Let's throw him in the recycling compacter!
对! Yeah!
把他扔进压实机! Throw him in the compacter!
但是我已经很绿色环保了! But I'm already green!
压扁这只青蛙! Squash that frog!
把青蛙放下来 Put the frog down.
否则我就派军过来 Or I will deploy.
我在哪儿? Where am I?
古拉格集中营 The Gulag.
古拉格? A gulag?
古拉格 大牢房 Gulag. The Big House.
大牢房! The Big House!
伴奏 小伙伴们 Hit it, boys.
# 这是俄罗斯首家国营宾馆 # # This is Russia's premier state-funded hotel #
# 我们为不拘一格的客户感到骄傲 # # We're very proud of our eclectic clientele #
# 自1932年起提供优质服务 # # Excellence in service since 1932 #
# 别相信你在网上看到的流言蜚语 # # Don't believe what you read in the online reviews #
# 这里是大牢房 完美逃离人间 # # It's the Big House The perfect getaway #
# 欢迎来到大牢房 # # Welcome into the Big House #
# 你永远跑不掉 # # You'll never get away #
# 这里不是希尔顿 也不是凯悦 但你可以肆意撒野 # # It's no Hilton or no Hyatt But you will have a riot #
# 所以请好好享受 # # So please enjoy your stay #
# 这里是餐厅 菜单精致 # # Here's the dining room The menu is minimal #
# 厨师的烹饪惨不忍睹 # # What the cook does to the food is criminal #
# 找个位置坐下 蛙 # # Pull up a seat, frog #
# 自己拿把凳子 # # Grab yourself a stool #
# 请允许我推荐 # # May I recommend #
# 你试试我们有名的稀饭? # # You try our famous gruel? #
# 在大牢房 # # In the Big House #
# 你永远不会孤单 # # You'll never be alone #
# 牢房生活也挺滋润的 # # Life ain't bad in the Big House #
# 不 青蛙蛙 不 # # No froggy no #
# 10年后退房 # # Check out after 10 #
# 或者11年 # # or 11 years #
# 在这儿别客气 # # Make yourself at home #
# 这儿的食宿比上在西伯利亚 # # Accommodation here is far superior #
# 其他的地方 # # than anything else #
# 都要好得多 # # you will find in Siberia #
如果有什么需要就来告诉我 Let me know if there's anything you need.
一切都免费 Everything is free.
反正有人付钱 Money back, guaranteed.
# 在这大监狱 # # In the Big House #
# 你活不下去 # # you will not survive #
# 当你来到大监狱 # # When you arrive in the Big House #
# 就赶紧逃命 # # run for your life #
# 二 三 四 # # Two three four #
# 这就是大监狱 最完美的度假胜地 # # It's the Big House the perfect getaway #
# 欢迎来到大监狱 # # Welcome into the Big House #
# 你永远逃不出去 # # You'll never get away #
# 为了你的安全考虑 # # For your security #
# 唯一的钥匙保管在我这里 # # I'll keep the only key #
# 现在 请享受你在这儿的时光 # # Now please enjoy your stay #
听着 我告诉你 你们抓错青蛙了! Listen, I'm telling you, you've got the wrong frog!
如果你不是康斯坦丁 你怎么会有那颗痣? If you are not Constantine, why do you have that mole?
这不是真的 有人把它粘到我嘴上的 It's not real. Someone glued it to my lip.
为了给当局有个交待 你就是康斯坦丁 As far as authorities are concerned, you are Constantine.
不管你粘没粘 Glue or no glue.
在这儿别客气 Make yourself comfortable.
你会呆上一段时间的 You're going to be here a while.
我不这么认为 我的朋友们很快就会来的! I wouldn't be so sure. My friends will be here soon!
现在 关灯! Now, lights out!
给我再开上! 我什么都看不见了 Turn them back on! I can't see anything.
你得到我差不多走出走廊了才关 You have to wait until I'm, like, out of the hallway.
别只听字面 It's figure of speech.
好吧 Okay.
看起来布拉德的钥匙被藏在了一个他的同伙 It seems that Blood's key is hidden in a marble bust
神秘戈弗雷的大理石半身像里 of his accomplice, Godfrey the Unknown,
它被保存在普拉多博物馆的雕像室里 which is kept in the Statue Room at the Prado Museum.
太好了 Perfect.
我们闯进去 偷了半身像 打碎它然后拿走钥匙 We break in, steal the bust, destroy it and grab key.
呐 才没那么简单 你想 没人知道 Yeah, it's not that simple. You see, no one knows
神秘戈弗雷长什么样 what Godfrey the Unknown looked like.
当然没有 他只是二把手 所以没人在意他 Of course not. He was second in command, so no one cared.
然而在那个房间里有250座雕像 And there's 250 statues in that room.
这也许是个问题 让我想想 二号 That may be problem. Let me think, Number Two.
打扰一下 卡米特 你有时间吗? Excusez-moi, Kerrme. Do you have a moment?
卡米特 Kermit.
我只是想说我接受你的道歉 I just wanted to say that I accept your apology
我也准备把我们的小分歧 and I'm ready to put our little disagreement
或者不管它是什么 给忘掉 or whatever it was, behind us.
也许 我对我们的婚礼有点太着急... And, perhaps, I was a little too eager about our wedding...
猪 我有个问题 Pig, I have question.
我身上写着"来烦我吧"这几个大字吗? Am I wearing sign that says "Bother Me"?
这算什么? 这算什么? What was that? What was that?
我正在邪恶地计划着呢 I was in the middle of evilly plotting.
我不喜欢在我做邪恶计划的时候被打扰 I do not like to be interrupted while evilly plotting.
如果我们要逃脱这一切 你必须要表面上装一下 If we're to get away with this, you've got to keep up appearances.
我正装着呢 I am keeping up appearances.
如果你想要珍宝之冠 按照计划来 If you want the Crown Jewels, stick to the plan.
猪想要什么你就做什么 哄她高兴 不管她跟你提出怎样的要求 Do whatever the pig wants. Keep her happy. Whatever she asks of you.
笨青蛙! Stupid frog!
笨火车! Stupid train!
我不想跟你说话 卡米特 I don't want to talk to you, Kermit.
我说了 我要你出去! I said, I want you out!
我不认为你知道你想要什么 I don't think you know what you want.
知道 我知道 我才刚刚告诉你 我... Yeah, I do. I just told you, I...
你是我的女人 You're my lady
我也是你的男人 宝贝 and I'm your man, baby.
这就是为什么 如果你跟我在一起 And that's why, if you stick with me,
我能给你你想要的 I can give you what you want.
# 宝贝 在这儿停一下 # # Baby stop right there #
# 让我澄清一下 # # Let me clear the air #
# 宝贝 看着这双眼睛 让我道个歉 # # Baby look into these eyes Let me apologize #
# 我知道你在想什么 # # I know what you're thinking of #
# 你在想 "爱情在哪里?" # # You're thinking "Where's the love?" #
# 宝贝 爱情一直在 它属于这儿 # # Babe the love ain't gone It's here where it belongs #
# 我知道你在等什么 # # I know what you're waiting for #
# 那么 你无需再等待 # # Well you don't need to wait no more #
# 你要什么我都能给你 # # I can give you anything you want #
# 给你一切所需 # # Give you anything you need #
# 我会让你美梦成真 # # I'll make your dreams come true #
# 给你一切所想 # # Give you anything you want #
# 实现你的幻想 # # Fulfill your fantasies #
# 我会让你美梦成真 # # I'll make your dreams come true #
# 你要独角兽 我就会给你 # # You want a unicorn I'll give it to you #
# 你要只小狗 我就会给你 # # You want a puppy dog I'll give it to you #
# 你要冰淇淋 我就会给你 # # You want an ice cream cone I'll give it to you #
# 你要申房贷 我就会给你 # # You want a mortgage loan I'll give it to you #
# 你要绸缎枕 我就会给你 # # You want a satin pillow I'll give it to you #
# 你要只犰狳 我就会给你 # # You want an armadillo I'll give it to you #
# 你要只钻戒 我就会给你 # # You want a diamond ring I'll give it to you #
# 你想要什么 我就会给你 # # You want a thingy-thing I'll give it to you #
# 我知道你在等什么 # # I know what you're waiting for #
# 那么 你无需再等待 # # Well, you don't need to wait no more #
# 给你一切所想 # # I can give you anything you want #
# 给你一切所需 # # Give you anything you need #
# 我会让你美梦成真 # # I'll make your dreams come true #
# 给你一切所想 实现你的幻想 # # Give you anything you want Fulfill your fantasies #
# 我会让你美梦成真 # # I'll make your dreams come true #
# - 我在歌唱 - 凤头鹦鹉 # # - I'm singing - Cockatoo #
# - 耶 - 澳洲袋鼠 # # - Yeah - Kangaroo #
# 在马里布 # # In Malibu #
# 我会都给你 # # I'll give it to you #
# 我会让你美梦成真 # # I'll make your dreams come true #
# - 凤头鹦鹉 - 凤头鹦鹉 # # - Cockatoo - Cockatoo #
# - 澳洲袋鼠 - 澳洲袋鼠 # # - Kangaroo - Kangaroo #
# 在马里布 # # In Malibu #
# 我会让你美梦成真 # # I'll make your dreams come true #
卡米特 Kermie.
你就是我一直想要的 You are what I've always wanted.
呃 打扰一下 Uh, excuse us.
我们想知道明天的曲目是什么 头儿 But we are all wondering, what's the set list for tomorrow, chief?
我不在乎 随便你们唱什么 I don't care. Do whatever you want.
什么? What?
他是认真的吗? Is he serious?
卡米特 我可以室内放奔跑的公牛吗? Kermit, could I do indoor running of the bulls?
当然 萨刚 谁在乎? Sure, Zongo. Who cares?
喔! 谢谢你 卡米特! Wow! Thank you, Kermit!
卡米特 如果他能表演他的 为什么我不能唱我那五首歌? Kermie, if he can do his thing, why can't I sing my five songs?
这个... Well...
你可以 谁在乎? You can. Who cares?
我们没有表演这些的时间 We don't have time for all this stuff.
我们的节目只有大概三小时 卡米特 We're up to like a three-hour show, Kermit.
你忘了一件事 戴眼睛的小个子 You are forgetting one thing, small man with glasses.
你要什么我就能给你什么 I can give you what you want.
好样的! All right!
好嘞 室内奔跑公牛 Okay. Indoor running the bulls.
节目不会很糟糕吗? 大家? Won't the show be terrible? Guys?
我太困惑了 I'm so confused.
你们大家都在哪儿? Where are you guys?
看来我得自己从这里逃出去了 Looks like I'm gonna have to break out of here myself.
西班牙 马德里 阿托查站
这是布偶秀 It's The Muppet Show,
还有我们的特邀嘉宾 琳恩·莱德格雷夫 耶! with our very special guest star, Lynn Redgrave. Yeah!
好! Yes!
大伙好! 我是青蛙卡米特 Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog, here.
大货好 Hi-lo.
我是青蛙卡米特 Kermit the Frog here.
# 情人们 梦想家和我 # # The lovers, the dreamers and me #
# 情人们 梦想家和芝士# # The lovers, the dreamers and cheese #
搞定 Nailed it.
这是瀑偶秀 It's El Muppet Show,
还有我们的特邀嘉宾 萨尔玛·海耶克 with our very special guest, Salma Hayek.
嘿! Hey!
- 你想看看吗? - 不 - Would you look at that? - No.
好主意 Good idea.
好的! 欢迎来到瀑偶秀 Yes! Hello and welcome to El Muppet Show.
请欢迎我们的开场表演 伟大的刚萨 Please welcome our opening act, the Great Gonzo
和在室内奔跑的公牛! and the indoor running of the bulls!
刚萨? 刚萨 我不想这样做 Gonzo? Gonzo, I don't want to do this.
什么? 这会很棒的 What? This is gonna be great.
你确定吗? Are you sure about this?
不 来吧 我们走 Nope. Come on. Let's go.
- 你去哪儿了? - 在台上 - Where have you been? - On stage.
为什么 Why did the...
公牛失去控制了! 谁能预见到这个? The bulls are out of control! Who could have foreseen this?
我 我说过 Me. I did.
他们又来了! Here they come again!
好吧 大家 关于那个很抱歉 Okay. Sorry about that, folks,
但是现在让我们鼓掌欢迎猪猪小姐 but now put your hands together for Miss Piggy.
我不相信 I don't believe it.
他们做到了不可能 多伟大的成就啊! They've managed the impossible. What an achievement!
太棒了! 太棒了! Bravo! Bravo!
什么? 你意思是你其实现在喜欢这个节目? What? You mean you actually like this show now?
不! 他们居然把节目弄得更糟了! No! They've made the show even worse!
- 太棒了! 太棒了! - 太精彩了! - Bravo! Bravo! - Amazing!
它在哪儿? Where is it?
它一定在这里什么地方 It's got to be here somewhere.
继续砸 二号 Keep smashing, Number Two.
你觉得我在干嘛? 我就正在砸啊 What do you think I'm doing? I'm smashing.
钥匙在哪里? Where is that key?
这是最后一个了 它最好在这里面 The last one. it better be in here.
他看起来跟你有点像 二号 He looks a little bit like you, Number Two.
布拉德上校的钥匙 Colonel Blood's key.
他能把它标记出来可真好 Nice of him to label it.
- 所以 盒子在哪儿? - 这儿还有些什么 - So, where is the locket? - There's more.
看到此牌的人 去找爱尔兰国家银行地下室
当然 那里藏着布拉德的盒子 Of course. That's where Blood's locket is.
在爱尔兰国家银行的地下室里 In the vaults of the Irish National Bank.
那我就知道木偶秀下一站该去哪儿了 都柏林 Then I know where Muppet tour must stop next. Dublin.
爵士鼓独奏! Drum solo!
全体起立鼓掌? A standing ovation?
我是卡米特 I am Kermit.
我希望你喜欢我的节目 I hope you enjoyed my show.
我爱你 马德里! I love you, Madrid!
喔 多棒的观众! 多精彩的节目! 卡米特! Wow, what an audience! Great show, Kermit!
他们爱我 卡米特! 他们爱我! They loved me, Kermie! They loved me!
大家? Guys?
我觉得这场表演不太好 I'm not sure that was such a great show.
嘿 你在说些什么呢? Like, what are you talking about?
观众挤了个水泄个不通 That jam was, like, totally epic.
正是 Exactly.
我很高兴地说西班牙的评论家 And I'm glad to say the Spanish reviewers
也和你意见相左 沃尔特 disagree with you as well, Walter.
他们爱我们 They loved us.
我们得了五颗星 Five out of five jamén serranos.
评论出来得可真快 Those reviews really came out fast.
然后公民凯恩也只拿了四颗星 And Citizen Kane only got four jamén serranos.
还有更多好消息 And more good news.
整理行囊把 各位 我已经订好了我们的下一个表演 在都柏林 Pack up, everyone. I've booked our next gig. In Dublin.
哦 太棒了! 现在我们都有时间来排练了 Oh, great! Now we all have time to rehearse.
排练? 我们去庆祝吧 Rehearse? Let's celebrate.
耶! Yeah!
好的! 这是你们应得的 同志们! Yes! You deserve it, comrades!
你想要干什么就去吧 Go do whatever you want.
西班牙 马德里 普拉多博物馆 六点四十二分
看起来我们被砸光了 Looks like we are busted.
瑞士 日内瓦 国际刑警总部 十点十五分
我们今天到底要干什么来着? Exactly what are we doing today?
我在做我的工作 I am doing my job.
我们只需要看看挂着闪光灯的地图然后等着就行了 All we need to do is look at the map with the blinky lights, and wait.
在欧洲大家都是这么做的 This is how it is done here in Europe.
在美国 我们用三维液晶屏显示器 In America, we use 3-D satellite LED displays.
而不是用装着圣诞灯的纸板 Not cardboard with Christmas lights stuck through it.
一个灯闪了! 她在闪! 我们走 A blinky light! She is blinking! Let's go.
这是什么? 一个玩具吗? What is this? A toy?
这是我的车 无限大 This is my car, Le Maximum.
因为体积太大 现在在欧盟大部分地方这样的车已经不合法了 It is illegal now in most of the EU for its massive size.
这空间简直多得不必要 我都感到罪恶 It's so needlessly spacious, I feel guilty.
我恨欧洲 I hate Europe.
马德里 我们来了! Madrid, here we come!
- 快闪开 - 沿着路开! - Get out of the way. - Stay on the road!
国际刑警! Interpol!
各位小心! Watch out, everyone!
三十七小时 还不赖 37 hours. Not bad.
普拉多博物馆
这狐猴 我就知道 The Lemur. I knew it.
这根本说不通 This doesn't make any sense.
为什么要闯进来砸一些天价半身像呢? Why break in, smash some priceless busts
然后还什么也没偷? and then not steal anything?
他们肯定有更大的计划 There must be something bigger going on.
但是什么? But what?
我懂了! I've got it!
抱歉 下午两点了 我休息的时间到了 Sorry. 2:00 PM. My day is over.
等等 这些怪胎 布偶们 Wait. Those weirdos, the Muppets,
他们就在柏林犯罪现场的旁边表演 were performing next to the crime scene in Berlin.
然后现在他们又在这里 And here they are,
就在马德里犯罪现场的旁边表演 performing right next to the crime scene in Madrid!
你知道那意味着什么吗? You know what that means.
- 是的 他们热爱博物馆! - 不! - Yes, they love museums! - No!
他们是嫌犯! They're suspects!
好的 加班时间到了 Okay. Overtime.
我们必须在这些布偶们离开这个国家之前找到他们 We must find these Muppets before they flee the country.
去火车站! To the train station!
嘿 拉里 你想在我的亚麻衬衫上来一口吗? Hey, Larry, want a bite of my bocadillos?
这是什... What the...
你们是布偶们吗? Are you all Les Muppets?
喔 这些徽章可真大个! Wow, those are big badges!
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Merci. - Thank you.
来吧 来吧 你们必须跟我们走 回答一些问题 Come, come. You must come with us to answer some questions.
卡米特 我们开始吧 描述一下你们在柏林表演的那天 Kermit, let's begin. Describe the day you played Berlin.
我们排练 然后到处逛了逛 We rehearsed, and then we walked about.
我们吃了德式小香肠和泡菜 We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut.
那晚上十点零三的时候 That night at 10:03.
你在肖像画廊里面吗? Were you inside the portrait gallery?
我的不在场证明无懈可击 My alibi is watertight.
我的观众看到我整晚都在唱歌 The audience saw me sing all night.
先生 我们知道这罪是你犯的 Monsieur, we know you did the crime.
我全程都在舞台上 I was on stage that whole time.
问问是谁唱的彩虹联盟 Ask who sang Rainbow Connection.
谢谢你 卡米特 没有更多问题了 Thank you, Kermit, no more questions.
噢 我想这是好警察浪漫警察的时候了 Oh, I think it's time for good cop, romantic cop.
猪猪小姐 你可能会被关起来 Miss Piggy, you could end up locked inside.
现在就是你救救你自己的时候了 And now's your chance to save your hide.
先生们 我之前并不知道 Gentlemen, I did not know,
演出时抢风头也能算是犯罪 it's a crime to steal the show.
告诉我们艺术品是怎么被偷走的 Tell us how the art was taken,
如果你想保住你自己的培根肉 if you want to save your bacon.
我没看到过丢失的艺术品 I haven't seen your missing art.
我偷走的只有观众们的心 All I've stolen is audience hearts.
我们会抓住 We'll catch the swine,
干了这事的猪猡 that did this job.
你这卑鄙小人 说猪你说够了没有! Give up the pig puns, creep!
去投湖吧你 这是我的建议 Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion
谢谢你 猪小姐 没有更多问题了 Thank you, Piggy, no more questions
我觉得她喜欢我 哼? I think she likes me. Huh?
我觉得你的影射对调查没用 I don't think your puns are helping the investigation.
- 我觉得就是他们 - 不 不是他们 - You know, I think they did it. - No, they didn't.
就是他们 我们可以证明 Yes, they did and we can pin it.
如果是他们 他们如何做到? If they did, how did they do it?
如果不是 怎么不是? If they didn't, how did they didn't?
如果不是 那就简单了因为他们就没做 If they didn't, then it's easy cause they simply didn't do it.
如果是 那我就猜对了但我们没法去证实 If they did it, then I knew it but we've nothing that can prove it.
抱歉 Excuse me.
我们从头开始 Let's go from the start.
关于被盗的艺术品你知道些什么? What do you know about the stolen art?
我不知道那个计划 I didn't know there was a plan.
你的指控太离谱了 先生 Your accusation's far out, man.
我们犯罪的几率小于.009 The chances of us committing a crime are less than .009.
我可以模仿猫王 I can do an Elvis impression.
谢谢 布偶们 没问题了 Thank you, Muppets, no more questions.
- 不是他们 - 对 不是他们 - They didn't. - No, they didn't.
他们不可能犯罪 There's no way they did the crime.
- 不是他们 他们太笨了 - 没有犯罪的头脑 - They couldn't, they're too stupid. - Not criminal masterminds.
我们不知道是谁犯的罪 但我们知道谁没犯罪 We do not know who did it, but we know who didn't do it.
我们知道谁没犯罪 So we know who didn't do it.
对 我们知道谁没犯罪 Yes, we know who didn't do it.
他们不应该被责备! They're incapable of being culpable!
嗨! Hi!
走吧 我们再去看看文件 Come on. Let's go over the files again.
别挖逃跑隧道了 青蛙 Stop digging escape tunnel, frog.
你怎么知道? How did you know?
这是每个人都试过的第一种逃跑办法 It's the first escape everyone tries.
这是大家都试过的第二种办法 That's the second escape people try.
苍天呐 Oh, boy.
第三种办法! Third way!
放弃吧 青蛙 Give up, frog.
我有网飞的帐号 I have Netflix account,
根据搜索关键词"越狱" with search keywords "prison escape".
我看过所有的越狱电影 I have seen every prison movie ever made.
甚至是太空越狱 Even the ones in space.
好吧... 等等 Yeah, well... Hey, wait a second.
是他们 他们是我的朋友! That's them! That's my friends!
他们怎么了? What happened to them?
"多米尼克·恶棍" "Dominic Badguy".
"布偶团世界巡演成功 "An interview with the brains behind
幕后功臣的专访" the Muppets' triumphant comeback world tour".
什么? What?
你的朋友们似乎不再需要你了 It seems your friends do not need you anymore.
他们已经把你忘了 They have forgotten about you.
不 不会 No, no, no.
他们不会 They wouldn't.
他们不会的 They couldn't.
我们是一家人 We're a family.
家人? Family?
古拉格集中营里没人相信家人 青蛙 No one believes in family in the Gulag, frog.
大家都只是为了自己 People are only ever out for themselves.
听着 卡米特 Listen, Kermit.
我们每年都有的欢快的古拉格喜剧秀就快到了 We have annual lighthearted Gulag Revue coming up.
不然他们又该暴乱了 It is that, or they riot.
我觉得你可以帮助我 I thought you might help me.
关键是 娜迪亚 The thing is, Nadya,
我不想表演了 但还是谢谢你邀请 I'm sort of done doing that, but thanks for the offer.
这不是邀请 这里是监狱 This is not offer. This is prison.
你得帮我 You are going to help me.
明天早上四点钟排练 Rehearsals tomorrow, 4:00 AM.
不然我把你挂到墙上 Or I put you on the wall.
"墙上"? "The Wall"?
我怎么会害怕墙呢? Why would I be afraid of a wall?
去导演节目吧 你逃不了的 Just direct the show. You'll never escape.
你说什么时候排练来着? What time did you say that rehearsal was?
好 那只喜剧熊呢? Okay. What about this Comedian Bear?
他太蠢了 蠢得有些假 他肯定是某种天才 He is too stupid to be stupid. He must be some sort of genius.
或许你的"狐猴"猜测是对的 Maybe your "Lemur" hunch is correct.
除了布偶团 Except for the fact that Les Muppets
明晚要在都柏林剧院演出 play tomorrow night at the Dublin Theatre.
就在爱尔兰国家银行隔壁! Which just happens to be next door to the Irish National Bank!
或许你的"布偶团"猜测是... Maybe your "Muppet" hunch is...
对的 correct.
好像我们的观点... It's almost as if we're...
也没那么 not so different
不... after...
一致 All.
走吧 我的朋友! Come, come, mon ami!
我们必须跟着布偶团去都柏林! We must follow Les Muppets to Dublin!
去都柏林! To Dublin! 891
克林姆林宫! Kremlin!
普京! Putin!
你们在干嘛? No, what are you doing?
- 五点 宝贝 吹啊 - 来吧 - Okay, number five, baby. Blow. - Come on.
- 来吧 你知道怎么玩的 - 加油 吹牛老爹! - There you go. You know the routine. - Come on, Diddy Daddy!
各位? 大伙儿? Hey. Guys? Fellows?
哇 老兄! Whoa, man!
喂 看到了吗? Hey, did you see that?
你们觉得卡米特最近表现有点奇怪吗? Do you guys think that Kermit's been acting a little weird lately?
没有 No.
你们可能没错 只有我这么觉得 You're probably right. It's just me.
坏青蛙 Bad frog.
够了! Enough!
你们唱得真糟糕 You're all terrible.
排练好 不然就把你挂墙上 Fix this. Or it's The Wall.
当然 Of course.
各位... Guys...
先来场快节奏的歌舞作为开场很不错 It's always good to start with an up-tempo song and dance
然后再进入常规的喜剧表演 and then go into a comedy routine.
但我们喜欢"男孩变男人"组合! But we like Boyz II Men!
那是大老爸最爱的歌 里面有很多对他的感情 It is Big Papa's favorite song. Lot of emotions in that song for him.
我不学其他歌曲 我是三面手! I'm not learning no other song. I'm a triple threat!
唱歌 跳舞和杀人样样行! A singer, a dancer and a murderer!
就这样 你觉得怎样? There you go. How do you like that?
鼓独奏! 鼓独奏! Drum solo! Drum solo!
我什么时候让公牛在屋内奔跑? When do I do the indoor running of the bulls?
乐队的马拉松即兴演奏呢? What about the band's marathon jam session?
四五首歌曲表演 Four or five musical numbers.
安静! Quiet!
听着! 我们明天面试 Now, look! We are holding auditions tomorrow.
如果你们任何人对此有意见 And if any of you have a problem with that,
随时可以来找我! any of you, then my door is always open!
谢谢你 卡米特 Thank you, Kermit.
我们就等你这句话 This is what we've all been waiting to hear.
请教我们 卡米特 Teach us, Kermit.
我们都会按青蛙说的去做 We will do whatever frog say.
握个手 Put it there.
晚安 青蛙 今天干得不错 Good night, frog. Nice work today.
谢谢 娜迪亚 Thanks, Nadya.
虽然你朋友不需要你了 但我们需要你 Even if your friends don't need you, we certainly do.
晚安 Good night.
- 晚安 大老爸 - 晚安 娜迪亚 - Good night, Big Papa. - Night, Nadya.
- 晚安 卡尔 - 晚安 娜迪亚 - Good night, Carl. - Good night, Nadya.
- 晚安 监狱王 - 晚安 娜迪亚 - Good night, Prison King. - Good night, Nadya.
- 晚安 碎颅者 - 晚安 娜迪亚 - Good night, Skullcrusher. - Good night.
- 晚安 丹尼·特乔 - 晚安 娜迪亚 - Good night, Danny Trejo. - Good night, Nadya.
古拉格集中营里没人相信家人 青蛙 No one believes in family in the Gulag, frog.
大家都只是为了自己 People are only ever out for themselves.
很好 很好 Well, well, well.
他在干嘛? What's he up to?
先生 Gentlemen.
我需要这则评论上周五的报纸 I need this review to go into Friday's paper.
要超级正面 五星好评 Super positive. Five stars.
我不会为一则评论接受贿赂 我是一名记者 I won't be paid off for a review. I'm a journalist.
开玩笑而己 现金还是信用卡? I'm joking, of course. Cash or credit?
- 那是什么? - 老鼠 - What was that? - Rats.
谁管他呢? Who cares?
把这些票交给来拿票的人 Hand these tickets out to anyone who will take one.
事实上 你可能得为来的人付钱 In fact, you may have to actually pay people to come.
是布偶团的表演 没那么容易推销 It's the Muppets. It's not gonna be easy.
我要观众最后起立鼓掌 And I want a standing ovation.
不会吧 Oh, dear.
他在哪里存这些箱子? Where does he keep all those suitcases?
看这儿 Let's see here.
卡米特怎么上报纸头版了? What's Kermit doing on the cover of this newspaper?
多米尼克是坏蛋! 多米尼克是坏蛋! Dominic's the bad guy! Dominic's the bad guy!
法兹! Fozzie!
是多米尼克帮我们卖了演出票! Dominic's the reason we've been selling out our shows!
他在发演出票 He's been giving away tickets
还贿赂记者写正面评论! and bribing journalists to write great reviews!
为什么我们没想到那样做? Why didn't we ever think of doing that?
我是说这太恶劣了！ I mean, that's terrible!
问题是为什么? The question is, why?
这和卡米特最近的怪异表现 And could it have anything to do with
有什么关系吗? why Kermit's been acting so weird lately?
喂 想看条趣闻吗? Hey, wanna see something funny?
是的 康斯坦丁 世界上最危险的青蛙 Yes, Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog.
法兹 这和我刚刚说的有什么关系? Fozzie, what does he have to do with what I just told you?
没啥 但你看看这个 Nothing, but check this out.
看 是卡米特 Look, it's Kermit.
你把卡米特怎么了? What did you do with Kermit?
等一等 Wait a minute.
法兹... Fozzie...
如果柯米特被换成了 What if Kermit has been replaced
康斯坦丁这家伙会怎么样? by this Constantine guy?
不会 不可能 我们都会注意到! Nah, that's impossible. We'd all notice!
会吗? Wouldn't we?
卡米特? Kermit?
你在吗? Are you there?
有人吗? Hello?
卡米特? Kermit?
一切正常 我们出去吧 Everything's fine. Let's get out of here.
等等! Wait!
我们应该到处看看 We should look around.
卡米特收藏了一大箱炸弹 Kermit's got a big bomb collection.
他好像谋划了某种喜剧性的抢劫剧目 Looks like he's planning some sort of comedy heist bit.
我希望不是 他从没成功过 I hope not. Those never work.
那是什么? What's that?
不会吧 Oh, no.
什么 什么? What, what, what? What?
不会的 Oh, no.
- 我们快出去! - 对! - We got to get out of here! - Yeah!
别着急呀 Not so fast.
卡米特呢? Where's Kermit?
你想干什么? What do you want?
你的好日子到头了 小熊 You have wocka-ed your last wocka, bear.
- 坏青蛙! - 野兽! - Bad frog! - Animal!
- 好小子! - 干得好! - Oh, good boy! - Great job!
谢谢 Thank you.
赶快！跳上货车！ Quick! The freight train!
快走 赶快！ Go, go, go!
我们得回去！警告其他人！ We got to go back! Warn the others!
我试过了 他们不相信我 I tried. They didn't believe me.
咱们口说无凭 他把他们都糊弄了 It's our word against his and, well, he's fooled them all.
我们应该去报警吗? Should we go to the police?
我们没有任何证据! We don't have any evidence!
我感觉糟透了 I feel terrible.
一开始是我劝说卡米特来做巡演的 I'm the one who talked Kermit into doing this tour in the first place.
我好希望卡米特在这儿! 他一定知道该怎么办 I wish Kermit was here! He would know what to do.
你说得对 You're right.
现在世界上只有一个人可以救我们 There's only one guy in this world who can save us.
只有一只青蛙可以恢复秩序 Only one frog who can restore order,
打抱不平 bring justice,
让一切回归正常! and set things right!
你说的是卡米特 是吗? You are talking about Kermit, right?
是的 法兹 就是卡米特 Yes, Fozzie. Kermit.
很好! Good!
非常棒! Great!
就是这样 各位 对了! That's it, guys, that's it!
做得很好 加油! 再用力一点! That's good, guys! Come on! And hit it hard!
好 很好 Okay. All right. Yes.
娜迪亚? Nadya?
我觉得 我们还是让犯人表演就好了 I think perhaps we should, perhaps, keep it prisoners only.
当然 我只喜欢百老汇 Of course. I just love Broadway.
不过你说得对 卡米特 一直都是 But you are right, Kermit, as ever.
好 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
大伙儿听好了 Okay, fellas, listen up.
接下来我宣布入选名单 Here's who made the cut.
塞奇! 监狱王! 就是你 Sergei! King! That's you.
你总是对的 我美丽的青蛙王子 You are always right, my beautiful amphibian prince.
我不会让你走的 I will never let you go.
这下好多了 This is better.
怎么了? 你只有紧张的时候才会织毛衣 What's wrong? You only ever knit when you're stressed.
那只熊 The bear,
那个小家伙和他们的狗 他们发现我们了 the little guy and their dog, they are onto us.
他们逃走了 They got away.
这下我们怎么扭转局势? How are we gonna spin this?
爱尔兰都柏林 爱尔兰国家银行 下午两点十七分
同志们 我有坏消息要宣布 Comrades, I'm afraid I have bad news.
沃尔特和法兹从布偶团辞职了 Walter and Fonzie have quit the Muppets.
等等 Wait.
你可以从布偶团辞职? You can quit the Muppets?
等等 沃尔特从布偶团辞职? Wait a second. Walter quit the Muppets?
他加入布偶团后我们才拍了一部电影 We just did a whole movie where he joined the Muppets.
对 我们花了好多时间拍的 Yeah, we sure spent a lot of time on it.
我想说 I'll say.
也许这让其他可爱的老布偶少了很多上镜机会 Maybe even at the expense of other long-standing, beloved Muppets.
走吧 罗宾 Come on, Robin.
就来 Coming.
好了 正如老话说的那样... Well, as the old saying goes...
表演必须继续 The show must continue,
- 不能停搁 - 等等 - in a timely fashion. - Wait.
法兹和沃尔特是我们家族的一份子 Fozzie and Walter are part of our family.
不能让他们就这么走 我们得争取一下 We can't let them go without a fight.
对吧 卡米特? Right, Kermit?
我知道这很难接受 刚萨 I know this is hard, Gonzo.
沃尔特和法兹是我最好的朋友 Walter and Fonzie were my best friends.
卡米特... Kermit...
你确定你还好吗? Are you sure you're okay?
我很好 小猪 Yes, I'm fine, pig.
我永远不能失去你 I could never lose you.
你让我变得完整 You complete me.
卡米 Kermie.
各位 振作点! Guys, come on!
表演会很顺利 我们应该庆祝! This is gonna be fantastic. We should be celebrating!
是的 记住 我能给你们想要的一切 Yes. Remember, I can give you what you want.
- 是吗? - 是的 - Yeah? - Yeah, right.
- 我会记在心里的 - 有人见到野兽了吗? - I'll keep that in mind. - Say, has anyone seen Animal?
你们有人觉得咱们是在绕圈子吗? Does anybody else feel like we're traveling in circles?
就是那里! There it is!
终于找到了! Finally!
爱尔兰都柏林 都柏林大剧院 晚上八点十四分
你有证据可以栽赃给那只熊吗? Do you have evidence to frame the bear?
好极了 Excellent.
守卫都去哪儿了? Where are the guards?
你守在这儿 我去地下室看看 Stay here. I'm going to check on the vault.
别弄! Stop it!
布拉德上校的小盒子 Colonel Blood's locket.
就是 取下来就到手了 Of course. Now grab it.
肖恩 Shawn.
有人来了 撤退! Someone's coming. Abort!
我觉得我看到有东西调头返回剧院了! I think I just saw something. It's headed back towards the theater!
- 刚刚可真险啊 - 太险了 - That was close. - Too close.
我们得去演最后一场"婚礼"大戏了 We need to move to final phase three. "Wedding."
嘿 卡米特你不能过去 小猪正在演唱席琳·迪翁的歌曲 Hey, Kermit, you can't go out there. It's Piggy's Celine Dion number.
你看见什么了吗? Did you see anything?
没有啊 我正在吃饭呢 这节目得演六小时 Not a thing. It is my lunch hour. It lasts six hours.
抱歉 Excuse me.
女士们 先生们! Ladies and gentlemen!
我要宣布一件重要的事情! I have an announcement!
什么? What?
卡米特 Kermit.
我正在唱歌呢! I'm in the middle of a song here!
猪猪小姐 Miss Piggy,
我要问你一个重要的问题 I have very important question for you.
嗯? 你要干什么? Yeah? What are you doing?
你愿意成为小猪夫人 Do you wish to become Mrs. Piggy?
或者是青蛙太太吗? Or rather, Mrs. The Frog?
卡米特 我以为你永远也不会开口 我真的以为你永远都不会说出口! Kermie, I thought you'd never ask. I really thought you'd never ask!
所以? So?
你愿意吗? What do you say?
太棒了 It's beautiful.
我愿意! 我愿意! 当然了! 我愿意! Yes! Yes! Of course! Yes!
我简直不敢相信! 等了这么久 I can't believe this! After all this time,
幸福来的太突然了! it was finally just so easy!
没错 伙计们 这就是全世界期待的 That's right, folks, it's the Muppet wedding,
布偶婚礼 the world has been waiting for.
我们要暂停巡演... We're putting our tour on hold...
什么? What?
两天之后举行婚礼 To be married in two days' time
就在世界上最浪漫的地方 at the world's most romantic location,
伦敦塔 the Tower of London.
欢迎收看布偶新闻 Here's a Muppet newsflash.
多年来 人们一直在猜测 The years of waiting are over.
"他们会结婚吗 他们不会结婚吗" The biggest "Will they, won't they?" of all times
今天终于有了肯定答案 "他们要结婚了" has been answered with a firm, "They will."
青蛙卡米特和猪猪小姐要结婚了! Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are to be married!
没错 伙计们 他们要结婚了 That's right, folks. They're finally tying the knot.
爱尔兰都柏林 爱尔兰国家银行 晚上八点四十三分
好吧 最起码他们没拿到那坛金子 Well, at least they didn't get the pot of gold.
是啊 他们确实没有 No, they did not.
我从没见过这么荒谬的犯罪现场 I have never been to a more ridiculous crime scene.
那只喜剧熊来过 The Comedian Bear, he was here.
狐猴也来过 The Lemur. He, too, was here.
有没有可能喜剧熊和狐猴是同一个人? Could the Comedian Bear and the Lemur be one and the same?
喜剧熊就是狐猴 太聪明了 The Comedian Bear is the Lemur. That is brilliant.
但是他为什么偷了一堆老骨头? But why would he steal a bunch of old bones?
这些骨头显然是托马斯·布拉德上校的 The bones apparently belonged to one Colonel Thomas Blood.
他是唯一一个差点偷到英格兰皇冠的人 He was the only man to ever nearly steal the Crown Jewels of England.
等等! 青蛙刚刚说他要在哪里结婚? Wait! Where did the frog say he was getting married?
伦敦塔 The Tower of London.
喜剧熊将要去偷... The Comedian Bear is planning on stealing...
- 伦敦塔! - 皇冠! - The Tower of London! - The Crown Jewels!
皇冠 The Crown Jewels.
英国伦敦 皇冠所在地 礼仪之乡 下午三点四十五分
先生 要买花吗? Sir, where would you like the flowers?
谁会买这玩意儿? Who cares?
嘿 头儿 Hey, chief.
嗨 Hi-lo.
我们一直在想 呃... We've all been thinking, and...
你跟猪猪小姐结婚之后 Well, after you and Miss Piggy get married,
布偶团巡演怎么办? what's gonna happen to the tour?
我们又怎么办? And to us?
呃 现在你们自由了 Well, now you guys have all the freedom you want.
你们不需要我 You don't need me.
我和布偶团没关系了 I'm done with Muppets.
但我们相处得很愉快 对吧? But, hey, it's been a good run, right?
祝你们好运 Good luck.
卡米特! Kermit!
我没听错吧? Did he just say what I thought he said?
没有卡米特 我们该怎么办? What are we gonna do without Kermit?
我们唯一能做的 The only thing we can do.
就是收拾行李 去参加婚礼 Pack up, go to the wedding
然后各回各家 各找各妈 and head back home.
福福 以前我总觉得不可能 Foo Foo, it's always been a fight.
可是现在幸福却来得这么容易 让我心生惶恐 But this is so easy, it just doesn't feel right.
# 我的美梦成真了 # # This is my dream come true. #
# 我们终于要结婚了 # # The day has come for us to say "I do". #
# 我哪里也不想去 # # There's nowhere else I'd rather be. #
# 这个世界上没有什么事情比你更重要 # # Nothing in the world means more to me than you. #
# 我如此耐心地等待 # # I've waited so patiently. #
# 我知道你是我的那个青蛙王子 # # I knew you were the only frog for me. #
# 我知道这一天总会到来 # # Always knew this day would come. #
# 这是天意 这是缘分 # # It's written in the stars. It's destiny. #
# 但是为什么如此美好的事情 # # So how can something so right. #
# 却让我今晚如此不安? # # Feel so wrong tonight? #
# 在我们经历了那么多坎坷之后 # # After all we've been through. #
# 为什么我觉得自己一点也不了解你? # # Why do I feel I don't know you? #
# 成立家庭 安定下来 # # We'll settle down and start a family. #
# 生一个小小猪和小小蛙 # # Have a mini you and a mini me. #
# 粉嘟嘟的小青蛙和绿莹莹的小小猪 # # A little pink frog and a little green piggy. #
# 他们会学会说"你好"和"再见" # # They'll learn to say hello and say goodbye. #
# 我们会慢慢变老 # # We'll grow gray and old. #
# 享受安逸的生活 # # And live the quiet life. #
# 只有你和我 # # Just you and I. #
# 执子之手 与子偕老 # # Hand in hand we'll stay together. #
# 嘿 看天上 # # Hey. Look at that sky. #
# 生生世世 永永远远 # # Forever and ever. #
# 可为什么如此美好 # # So how can something so right. #
# 却让我今晚心生不安? # # Feel so wrong tonight? #
# 在我们经历了那么多之后 # # After all we've been through. #
# 我却感觉一点也不了解你? # # Why do I feel I don't know you? #
# 为什么如此美好的事情却让我感觉不安? # # How can something so right feel so wrong inside? #
# 为什么如此美好的事情却让我感觉难过? # # How can something so good leave me feeling so bad? #
# 为什么我的梦想成真 # # How can my dreams coming true. #
# 却让我感觉如此孤独和忧郁? # # Leave me lonely and blue? #
# 为什么生命中最幸福的一天令我如此悲伤? # # How come the happiest day of my life is so sad? #
# 为什么这么开心的事情却让我感觉失落? # # How can I feel the high when I feel so low? #
# 在我们经历了那么多之后 在走了那么远之后 # # After all we've been through. After coming so far. #
# 这就是我的命运吗? # # Is this my destiny? #
# 命中注定的 # # Where is the love that's written #
# 爱情呢? # # in the stars? #
# 为什么如此美好的事情 # # How can something so right. #
# 却让我今晚心生不安? # # Feel so wrong tonight? #
# 在我们经历了那么多之后 # # After all we've been through. #
# 我却感觉自己 # # Why do I feel I don't #
# 一点都不了解你? # # know you? #
哦 卡米特 Oh, Kermie.
- 嘿 节目马上就要开始了 - 耶! - Hey, the show's starting. - Yeah!
女士们 先生们 Lady and gentlemen.
大家晚上好 欢迎来到古拉格年度喜剧秀! Good evening and welcome to the Gulag Annual Revue Show!
逃脱大师 芭蕾舞结束后你就上场 Escapo, you're up after the ballet.
好的 Okay.
卡米特! 卡米特! Kermit! Kermit!
卡米特 Kermit.
法兹 沃尔特 野兽 Fozzie. Walter. Animal.
我们来救你了 We're here to rescue you.
没错! 我们必须马上离开这儿! Yes! And we've got to go right now!
对! Yeah!
嘿! Hey!
简直难以置信 你们怎么来了 再次看见你们真好! I can't believe you're here. It's so good to see you guys!
卡米特 听着 Kermit, listen.
有一个叫康斯坦丁的坏蛋冒充你 An evil frog named Constantine
并且取代你接管了布偶团! has taken over the Muppets and replaced you!
什么? 康斯坦丁取代了我? What? Constantine replaced me?
是的 Yeah.
而且他和多米尼克勾结在了一起 And he was working together with Dominic.
他们在策划一些可怕的事情 我们还不知道是什么 They're planning something terrible, but we don't know what.
但是... But...
法兹 你们怎么能没注意到他不是我的? How could you not have noticed that he'd replaced me, Fozzie?
他长得太像你了 而且他声音也很像你 He looked like you and he talked like you.
好吧 仔细想一想 他的声音没那么像你 Okay, he didn't talk that much like you, come to think of it.
但他说因为他得了感冒 But he said he had a cold.
野兽知道 Animal know.
"野兽知道"? "Animal know"?
你是说 这么长时间以来 我一直被囚禁在这个俄国的古拉格 You mean, all this time, I've been locked in a Russian gulag
布偶团里除了野兽 no one, not one single person
竟然没有一个人 from the Muppets except Animal
注意到是一个犯罪分子在冒充我? noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?
其实也没你说得那么糟糕 It sounds worse than it was.
不 有那么糟糕 No. It's as bad as it sounds.
我以为你们都忘了我呢 I thought you guys had forgotten about me.
我以为你们不再需要我了 That you didn't need me anymore.
我们从未忘记你 We'd never forget about you.
我们现在非常需要你 卡米特 We need you more than ever, Kermit.
好青蛙 Good frog.
晚间号外! 晚间号外! 快看看吧! Late extra! Late extra! Read all about it!
卡米特和猪猪小姐要在伦敦结婚了! Kermit and Miss Piggy to be married in London!
什么? What?
小猪? Piggy?
小猪明天要和全世界最危险的青蛙结婚了? Piggy's gonna marry the world's most dangerous frog tomorrow?
小猪和布偶团面临着巨大危险! Piggy and the gang are in danger!
去伦敦! To London!
不行 卡米特! No. Kermit!
哦 没错 我忘了 我是在监狱里 Oh, yeah, I forgot. I'm in a Gulag.
对不起 伊万! Sorry about that, Ivan!
没关系! It's okay!
没什么大不了的 卡米特 这种事儿经常发生 No problem, Kermit. It's easy mistake.
没错 谢谢你没冲我开枪! Right. Thanks for not shooting me!
不客气... 嘿 我只是公事公办 Sure. No problem... Hey, nothing personal.
我们必须越狱 伙计们 就今晚! We have to escape, guys. Tonight!
怎么做啊? But how?
卡米特 Kermit.
你知道这些煤矿剧用的斧头和铁锹道具 Do you know where these prop pickaxes and shovels
应该放在哪里吗? are supposed to go for this big mining number?
等等! Wait!
我有办法了! I've got it!
各位 现在让我们有请逃脱大师! And now, folks, the Great Escapo!
不 想都别想 Oh, no, you don't.
不错 逃脱大师 Nice try, Escapo.
我真希望这样能行 沃尔特 I sure hope this works, Walter.
我已经尝试了各种办法 I have tried a lot of ways to get out of here.
会成功的 卡米特 我在外面等你 This is gonna work, Kermit. I'll see you on the outside.
好的! Okay!
天啊 我真希望这次能成功 Gosh, I hope this works.
谢谢 谢谢各位 现在 Thank you, thank you, everybody. And now,
让我们去地下 看看矿工的生活吧! we're going underground. Working in the coal mine!
- 太棒了! 太棒了! - 好样的! - Bravo! Bravo! - Bravo!
不 Oh, no.
卡米! Kermie!
简直难以置信 我们成功了! I can't believe that worked!
我们成功了! 干得漂亮 伙计们! We did it! Great work, guys!
现在全速前进吧 我们还要去拯救婚礼呢! Now put the pedal to the metal. We have a wedding to crash!
耶! Yeah!
英国伦敦 伦敦塔 下午四点三十三分
真是一场盛大的婚礼 That's a nice venue.
主入口戒备太严了 The main entrance is too well-guarded.
我们得另想办法了 I'm gonna need to get in some other way.
有了 Here you go.
你是新来的? You're the new guy?
是的 没错 Yes, I am.
下次记得穿制服 Next time, wear a uniform.
好的 Right.
哇 卡米特 你简直就是詹姆斯·邦德 Wow, Kermit, you were like James Bond back there.
谢谢 法兹 各位听着 Thanks, Fozzie. Okay, listen, guys.
沃尔特 你和野兽去礼堂 Walter, you and Animal go look in the chapel.
好的 Right.
- 法兹 你跟我来 - 是 先生 - Fozzie, come with me. - Yes, sir.
- 好运 伙计们 - 你也是 卡米特 - Good luck, guys. - You, too, Kermit.
小猪? Piggy?
她去哪儿了? Where is she?
卡米特 这是你的衣服 Kermit, these are your clothes.
礼服太紧了 This tuxedo is too tight.
有人来了! 快躲起来! 躲起来! Someone's coming! Hide! Hide!
我应该去哪间屋子? Which room am I supposed to be in?
这边 Here it is.
我讨厌婚礼 I hate weddings.
这是什么... What the...
你在这儿啊 There you are.
好吧 别呆呆地站在那儿了 伙计 Well, don't just stand there gawping, Number Two.
进来吧 Come in.
趁这个机会再来谈谈我们的计划吧 Let us take this convenient opportunity to review our plans.
一旦你拿到了皇冠 栽赃给布偶团之后 Once you've stolen the Crown Jewels and framed the Muppets,
就去敲五下钟 然后我们就在屋顶会面 ring the tower bell five times and we will rendezvous on the roof.
但你结婚了怎么办呀? But what will you do when you're married?
那只猪会知道一切的 Because the pig will know everything.
一旦她没用了 Once she's served her purpose, kaboom.
就会成为餐桌上的培根 It will be bacon for breakfast.
香槟的电冰箱到了 Champagne fridge delivery.
把他们放在那张熊皮上吧 Put it over there on the bear-skin rug.
谢谢! Thank you!
走吧 该我们上场了 It's show time.
法兹 你还好吗? Fozzie, are you okay?
嗯 还好 我看起来怎么样? Yeah, I think so. How do I look?
你看起来好极了 好极了 You look fine. You look fine.
快点 我们得去救猪猪小姐! Come on, we have to go rescue Miss Piggy!
没错! 走吧! Right! Let's go!
狐猴! 终于找到你了! The Lemur! I have you finally!
康斯坦丁 世界上最危险的青蛙! And Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog!
不 不 不 No,no,no.
我就知道你会这么说 终于破案啦! As you might say, case sol-ved!
太棒了! 我要有一个八周的带薪年假了 Perfect! Time for my annual eight-week paid vacation.
不 等等! No, wait!
逮捕小组到来之前我该拿他们怎么办? What am I supposed to do with them until the mobile holding unit arrives?
我在度假呢! On holiday!
不 你抓错人了 No, you've got the wrong frog.
不许动! And stay there!
如你所见 伙计 我雇了一些帮手 And so you know, Number Two, I have hired us help.
世界上最聪明的珠宝大盗 The world's smallest team of jewel thieves.
宝贝们 跟你们的新老板打个招呼 Babies, meet your new boss.
天啊 我就知道！谁会怀疑一帮孩子会去偷珠宝呢? Genius, I know! Who would suspect babies of stealing Crown Jewels?
看看他们可爱的脸庞 Look at their sweet faces.
让我找找 我的座位在哪儿? Let's see. Where am I seated?
我需要一个服务员 服务员? 有服务员吗? I'll need an usher. Usher? Is there an usher?
是的 我是服务员 Yes. I'm the Usher.
是猪还是青蛙? Pig or frog?
你觉得呢? What do you think?
我不知道 先生 猪? I don't know, man. Pig?
不 青蛙 我是近亲繁殖 No. Frog. I'm related through marriage.
你算是哪门子的服务员啊? What kind of an usher are you?
看你们的了 小宝贝们 You're up, little dudes.
去吧 去吧 Go, go.
往下 Down.
往上 Tip.
快点! 他妈的... Come on! What the...
多米尼克 嗨 多米尼克 Dominic. Hey, Dominic.
闭嘴 Shut up.
婚礼 开始了 The wedding, it's starting.
她真美 She looks beautiful.
法兹 我们得做些什么 Fozzie, we got to do something.
太他妈地糟心了! This is so frustrating!
哇 你过来看看? Wow, would you look at that?
这车质量也太差了 Now that's a poorly made car.
我们离开这儿! Let's get out of here!
我真替他们开心 真替他们开心 I'm just happy for them. Really happy for them.
- 你能别说话吗? - 好 - Would you please stop talking? - Okay.
亲爱的女士们先生们... Dearly beloved...
什么! 红色警报! 红色警报! What! Code Red! Code Red!
天啊 Oh, come on.
- 竟然有激光网 - 很好 - Not a laser web. - Pretty.
好 去把绳索拿过来 Right. Go and get the suspend-y ropey thing.
- 还有我那件帅气的紧身衣 - 好嘞 - And my really cool skintight outfit. - Yep.
肖恩 度假取消了! Shawn, come back from vacation!
康斯坦丁和狐猴逃跑了 Constantine and the Lemur have escaped.
皇冠有危险! The Crown Jewels are in danger!
今日我们相聚于此 来见证 We are gathered here today to witness the union
猪猪小姐与青蛙先生的姻缘 of this pig and this frog
在上帝面前 在神圣的婚姻殿堂中 结为夫妻 in Holy Matrimony before the presence of God.
卡米特先生 你愿意 Do you, Kermit the Frog,
与猪猪小姐结为合法夫妻 take Miss Piggy to be your lawfully wedded wife,
向上帝保证 无论疾病与健康? in sickness and in health, so help you God?
是的 我愿意 Yes. Yes, I do.
你呢 猪猪小姐 And do you, Miss Piggy,
你愿意卡米特先生成为你的法定丈夫 take Kermit the Frog to be your lawfully wedded husband,
向上帝保证 无论疾病与健康? in sickness and in health, so help you God?
我... I...
快说 "我愿意" Just say "I do."
这不是你一直期盼的吗? This is what you've always wanted, right?
我愿意吗? I do?
抱歉 这是疑问句吗? I'm sorry, is that a question?
不 那不是疑问句 No, it was not a question.
兄弟们 我们得做些什么 We have to do something, guys.
卡米特 我们得让你接近猪猪小姐! Kermit, we've got to get you close to Miss Piggy!
这是干什么的? What does this do?
- 怎么回事... - 小猪 是我 卡米特 - What the... - Piggy, it's me, Kermit.
赶快 我们得离开这! 婚礼结束了 Come on, we have to get out of here! The wedding is off.
哇哦! Oh, wow!
我就知道他肯定会怯场 Like, I kind of knew he'd get cold flippers.
抱歉 Excuse us.
住手 卡米特! 你在干什么? No, Kermit! What are you doing?
- 猪猪 我待会解释 - 我不会相信... - Piggy, I will explain later. - I cannot believe...
过来 青蛙! Come here, frog!
你要去哪? Where you going?
抱歉 亲爱的 原谅我 I'm sorry, my dear, forgive me.
我的婚礼上都发生了些什么? What is going on at my wedding?
- 抓到了! - 什么? - Gotcha! - What?
野兽 拉! Animal, pull!
怎么回事? What is happening here?
抓住青蛙! 抓住青蛙! Catch froggie! Catch froggie!
好吧 这真是史上最精彩的的布偶婚礼 Well, this is the best Muppet wedding ever!
小猪 听我说! 那个青蛙不是我! 这才是我! Piggy, listen! That's not me! I'm me!
他是康斯坦丁 世界上最危险的... He's Constantine, the world's most dangerous...
两个卡米特? Two Kermits?
这下解释得通了 Well, that explains a lot.
怎么会有两个卡米特? How can there be two Kermits?
在这么多毁掉婚礼的招数中 这真是最有创意的一个 Of all the ways to ruin a wedding, this has got to be the most creative.
两个卡米特! Two Kermits!
不 只有一个卡米特 是我 No, just one Kermit. Me.
不 不 不 别听他的! No, no, no. Do not listen to him!
我才是真的卡米特 I am the real Kermit.
真可笑! 我才是青蛙卡米特! That's ridiculous! I am Kermit the Frog!
不 我才是青蛙卡米特! 嗨喽 青蛙卡米特在这 No, I am Kermit the Frog! Hi-lo, Kermit the Frog, here.
"嗨喽?" 应该是"嗨嚯!" "Hi-lo?" It's "Hi-ho!"
两位卡米特都闭嘴! Would every Kermit be quiet!
好了 现在只有唯一的办法来认定身份 Well, there's only one sure way to settle this.
卡米特甲 First Kermit.
你愿意娶我吗? Will you marry me?
当然了 我们走吧! Yes, of course, let's go!
直升飞机正等着我们呢 亲爱的! The helicopter is waiting, my love!
那你呢 卡米特乙... And you, the other Kermit...
你愿意娶我吗? Will you marry me?
嗯 我想 我... Well, I mean, I...
我愿意... 我想说... 我可以... 真是... I would... I mean... I could... It's...
这才是我的卡米特! That's my Kermit!
那才是我们的青蛙! That's our frog!
亲一个 亲一个! Kissy kissy!
这才对嘛 布偶们! That is right, Muppets!
我是康斯坦丁 I am Constantine,
世界上最危险的青蛙 头号通缉犯! the world's most dangerous frog and number one criminal!
比那只卡米特更称得上青蛙一千倍! And a thousand times more frog than this Kermit person!
而现在 And now,
我只想对你们这些蠢货说一件事! I have only one thing to say to you fools!
晚安 朋友们! Good night, folks!
那是什么? What is that?
是个炸弹! It's a bomb!
这是我的新专利 磁能炸弹吸引马甲 说不定能帮上我们 This is where my patented magnetic bomb-attractor vest can aid us,
比克穿着正好 that Beaker is conveniently wearing.
怎么了? 怎么回事? What? What's going on?
等等! 猪猪小姐的戒指是个炸弹! Wait! Miss Piggy's ring is the bomb!
你们几个抓住猪猪 我们几个抓住我 Some of you guys grab Piggy, and some of you guys grab me.
拉! Pull!
窗户也只有八百年的历史而已 That's only 800 years old.
干得漂亮 比克! Nicely done, Beaker!
卡米特! 救命! Kermit! Help!
- 猪猪! - 救命! - Piggy! - Help!
她在房顶上! She's on the roof!
闭嘴 快走 蠢猪! 你就是我的保险单! Shut up and keep moving, pig! You are my insurance policy!
二号通缉犯 你看起来真可笑 Number Two, you look ridiculous.
你穿成这样干嘛? Why are you wearing that?
因为我是狐猴 Because I am the Lemur.
新的世界头号通缉犯 And the world's new number one criminal.
就是这样 That's right.
这就是我欺骗你的地方 This is where I double-cross you.
欺骗的头条准则 First rule of double-cross.
在成功之前不要说出口 You don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross.
这甚至算不上准则因为实在太明显了 It's not even a rule because it is so obvious.
狐猴是我听到过最难听的坏蛋名字! The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy name I have ever heard!
快走! Let's go!
不! Oh, no!
他跑了! 我们应该怎么办? He's getting away! What are we gonna do?
我去让直升机停下来 I'm gonna stop that helicopter.
我们来了! 坚持住 猪猪小姐! We're coming! Hang on, Miss Piggy!
跳! Jump!
闭嘴 猪! Shut up, pig!
卡米特! Kermit!
我们应该做些什么! We have to do something!
噢 我抓住了! Oh, I got it!
只有一个办法可以够到他! There's only one way we can reach him up there!
布偶梯! Muppet Ladder!
- 什么... - 卡米特! - What the... - Kermit!
上来 大厨! Come on up, Chef!
小心头发 熊熊 Watch the hair, bear.
停手吧 康斯坦丁 我抓住你了! Give up, Constantine. I've got you now!
你拉错地方了 青蛙 Bad move, frog.
卡米特! Kermit!
好了 卡米特 我们来救你了 Okay, Kermit, we're coming to get you.
就是现在! Now!
不好 出问题了 No, something's wrong.
我们不动了 We're not moving.
你们毁了我的逃亡计划! You're ruining my getaway!
坚持住 猪猪! 我来了! Hang on, Piggy! I'm coming!
快去抓他 卡米特! Go get them, Kermit!
卡米! Kermie!
欢迎登机 卡米特 Welcome aboard, Kermit.
你不知道你在和谁打交道 You don't know who you're dealing with.
我是世界上最危险的青蛙 I am the world's most dangerous frog.
噢 老兄! Oh, brother!
你也许是世界上最危险的青蛙 You may be the world's most dangerous frog,
但你还是一只青蛙! but you're still a frog!
没人敢骗我和他结婚 No one tricks me into marrying them
还伤害我的卡米! and then hurts my Kermie!
好厉害的女人! What a woman!
是啊 我的女人 Yeah. My woman.
我猜这个是你的 And I believe this belongs to you.
好了 抱歉我毁掉了你的婚礼 Well, I'm sorry I ruined your wedding.
噢 卡米 Oh, Kermie.
你这么干我很高兴 I'm so glad you did.
好了 我们能下去了吗? Okay. Can we get down now?
我们做到了 兄弟们! We did it, guys!
简直是一部动作片! What an action sequence!
你看起来真漂亮 猪猪小姐 You sure look pretty, Miss Piggy.
谢谢 Thank you.
恭喜 怪人们 你们挽救了皇冠! Congratulations, weirdos, you've saved the Crown Jewels!
你们还抓住了我的天敌狐猴 And you've caught my nemesis, the Lemur.
看他那套衣服 真可爱! Look at his little costume. That's adorable!
- 我不可爱 - 他真可爱 - I'm not adorable. - He is adorable.
你好可爱! You're adorable!
这套猫咪服是你做的吗? Did you make that kitty-cat outfit?
这个坏小子就是多米尼克·恶棍! The bad guy is Dominic Badguy!
好了 我的朋友 是时候告别了 Well, Monami, I guess this is where we say goodbye.
你走你的路 我走我的 You go your way, and I go mine.
忍不住好想哭啊 Here comes the rain. Oh, boy.
我说过不哭的 And I said I wasn't going to do this.
振作一点老兄 别哭了 Pull yourself together, man. Stop crying.
我们只是来最后告别一次的 We're only saying our final farewell.
再见了 永远! Goodbye forever!
我会很想念你们的! I'm going to miss you so much!
我会想念你的 我的法国朋友 I'm going to miss you, my French friend.
你们好了吗 Whenever you're ready.
- 好了 - 好了好了 - Yes. - Yes, of course.
- 把他们带走! - 把他们带走! - Take them away! - Take them away!
- 谢谢 - 再见 布偶们 - Thank you. - Au revoir, Muppets.
- 拜拜 - 再见! - Bye-bye. -See you!
# 你是二号 # # You're number two #
- 萨姆 - 闭嘴 - Sam. - Shut up.
萨姆! 等等我! Sam! Wait for me!
知道吗 我好想大家 You know, I missed all of you so much.
就是他 在那里! There he is, right there!
逮捕他! 逮捕那只青蛙! Arrest him! Arrest that frog!
娜迪亚? 等等 为什么? Nadya? Wait. For what?
你领导了古拉格历史上最大规模的越狱 For leading the largest mass break-out in Gulag history.
你可能被关三十年 也可能是五十年 You will get 30 years. Maybe 50.
- 但是... - 没有"但是" 卡米特 - But... - No "buts" Kermit.
你还没完成古拉格年度喜剧秀 你甚至没有道别 You didn't finish Gulag Annual Revue, and you didn't even say goodbye.
- 什么? - 什么? - What? - What?
你和我走一趟 立刻! You are coming with me. Now, move!
各位 听我说 别急 Fellas, listen. Easy.
不 卡米特! No, no, no! Kermit!
等下! Wait!
抱歉 卡米特 We're sorry, Kermit.
我们很抱歉没有注意到你丢了 We're sorry that we didn't notice you were missing.
我们很抱歉没有告诉你 We're sorry we didn't tell you often enough
你在我们心中有多重要 how much you mean to all of us.
我们很抱歉总觉得一切都是你应该做的 We're sorry we ever took you for granted.
但是以后不会这样了 But that's never going to happen again.
因为如果卡米特要回古拉格的话 Because if Kermit has to go back to the Gulag,
你们把我也带去吧 you'll have to take me, too.
不 No.
你是我最好的朋友卡米特 你去哪我也去哪 You're my best friend, Kermit. Wherever you go, I go.
你们把我也带上 You'll have to take me, too.
还有我 And me.
卡米特 我们曾说服自己那只罪恶的青蛙是你 Kermit, we convinced ourselves that evil frog was you
因为他给了我们想的和我们要的 because he gave us what we thought we wanted.
但我们真正想要的... When what we really wanted...
我们真正需要的... what we really needed...
是你啊 卡米特 was you, Kermit.
是看得见摸得着的你啊 The actual, real you.
看起来你是对的 卡米特 It would appear you were right, Kermit.
我猜这才是你的家 I guess this is your family.
家人就应该在一起 And families belong together.
你自由了 You are free to go.
永远 Forever.
卡米特 你听到了吗? 我们自由了! Kermit, did you hear that? We're free!
娜迪亚 谢谢! 真棒! Nadya, thank you! Great!
太棒了! That's wonderful!
等一下! Wait!
嘿 伙计们 听着 我们还要完成我们的世界之旅 Hey, guys, listen. We still have to finish our world tour.
我知道下一站是哪里了 And I know where we need to play next.
只演一个晚上 For one night only,
俄罗斯 西伯利亚! Siberia, Russia!
好啊 好啊! 我马上整理我的泳衣 Yes, yes! I'll pack my swimsuit right away!
太棒了! Wonderful!
那里很恐怖 你们会讨厌那里的 It's terrible. You will hate it. You will hate it.
好了伙计们 来吧 古拉格式结局! Okay, guys, this is it. The Gulag Finale!
开始! Here we go!
一 二 三 四! A-one, two, three, four!
# 再一次的重逢 重逢 # # Together again, again #
# 能够重逢真好 真好 # # Gee, it's good to be together again, again #
# 我不敢想象你曾离开 # # I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone #
# 这不是新的开始 这只是前缘再续 # # It's not starting over It's just going on #
# 再次的重逢 重逢 # # Together again, again #
# 我们都在这里 # # Now we're here #
# 不必在乎时间 # # And there's no need remembering when #
# 因为这种感觉无与伦比 # # Because no feeling feels like that feeling #
# 再次的重逢 # # Together again #
# 再一次 再一次 再一次! # # Again, again, again! #
# 再一次重逢 重逢 # # Together again, again #
# 能够重逢真好 真好 # # Gee, it's good to be together again, again #
# 我不敢想象你曾离开 # # I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone #
# 这不是重新开始 # # It's not starting over #
# 这只是前缘再续 # # It's just going on #
# 再一次重逢 重逢 # # Together again, again #
# 我们在这里 # # Now we're here #
# 不必在乎时间 # # And there's no need remembering when #
# 因为这种感觉无与伦比 # # Cause no feeling feels like that feeling #
# 再一次重逢 # # Together again #
# 重逢 # # Again #
# 我不敢想象你曾离开 # # I just can't imagine that you've ever been gone #
# 这不是新的开始 这只是前缘再续 # # It's not starting over It's just going on #
# 再一次重逢 重逢 # # Together again, again #
# 能够重逢真好 真好 # # Gee, it's good to be together again, again #
# 因为这种感觉无与伦比 # # Cause no feeling feels like that feeling #
# 重逢... # # Together a... #
# 再一次重逢! # # Together again! #
好了 娜迪亚 该你独唱了 Okay, Nadya, this is it. Your solo.
卡米特! Kermit!
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天啊 Oh, boy.
- 嗨 拉绳子! - 好嘞 - Hey, pull the rope! - Oh, right.
卡司表真重 This cast is really heavy.
罗 过来过来 Come here, come here. Row, come here.
你拿着什么呢? Yeah, what do you got there?
拿着这个 Take this.
你们应该用小一点的字体 You should have negotiated a smaller font size.
我觉得我能帮上忙 I believe I may have something that could help.
这是我的自动爬升机 This is my automated end-crawl operating machine.
只要我一按 卡司表就会自动上升 All I have to do is push this button and it will crawl all by itself.
让我们再试试 Let's try this.
又一次有意义的成功 Another qualified success.
试试这个 Check this out.
老妈你可以回家了 电影结束了 You can go home now, Ma. The movie is over.