(bongos playing)
衝浪好手 或者“衝浪小子”
# Doobie doo doobie doobie doobie dee-doo #
# Doobie doo doo doobie doo doo #
# Ah. #
播音員：猜猜看誰回來了？ Announcer:Guess who's coming back?
恭喜答對了...傳說中的神奇衝浪小子Steve Addington That's right... legendary soul surfer Steve Addington...
活力男孩 - "The Nature Boy."
六個月內，用衝浪板環游全球 After six months of surfing around the world
這是改革開放以來最偉大的壯舉 on the biggest and most famous breaks...
（地名）Teahupoo, Raglan, J-Bay,
Mundaka, Frigates...
全都被他用衝浪板征服 he's surfed it all.
Steve Addington帶著他的馬利布衝浪板在回家的路上 Malibu's own Steve Addington is coming home.
Ben和Barry這些廣告精英 The Ben and Barry poster-boy
簽約成為代言人和電視製作人 is now signed with surfing icon and television producer
Eddie Zarno.
加利福尼亞，馬利布 Malibu, California,
現在正是熱情似火的夏季 is now hosting the coolest reality show of the summer.
這裡是本星球上最棒的衝浪地點 The best surfers from around the globe
將要生活在這所房子裡 will be living in this house...
有很多漂亮女孩參加的派對 and partying with these girls.
歡迎回來，幸運的男人 Welcome back, Add-Man.
我們馬上就能見到你 We'll see you soon.
(faint PA chatter)
(Steve humming)
下一位 Woman:Next.
職業？ Occupation?
衝浪手 Surfer.
衝浪手，那算是個職業，辦暫住證嗎？ Is that a job: surfer?
比民工強點 Not really.
你在斐濟幹什麼？ What were you doing in Fiji?
在軍艦上完成衝浪壯舉 Surfing epic lefts at Frigates.
這些鈔票從哪兒來的？ Where'd the cash come from?
從Ben和Barry給的 That's from Ben and Barry.
Ben和Barry是誰，山西煤老闆吧？ Who's Ben and Barry?
我穿著Ben的短褲，對吧？用Barry的衝浪板 I wear Ben's shorts, right?Surf Barry's boards.
這兩個傢伙寄支票給我 Those dudes send me checks.
你在美國待多久？ How long you staying stateside?
要足夠時間，和那些女孩瘋夠 Long enough to catch some buglass,
看看我哥哥，大吃麻辣燙，知道嗎？ check in with my brothers,keep the stoke. You know?
麻辣燙？ Stoke?
麻辣燙 Stoke.
你知道 You know.
Uh-huh.
歡迎回家 Welcome home.
真棒 Cool.
檢查一下這個，小子 Man:Check this out, man.
你感覺在陽光下嗎？這個小屁眼 - # Do you feel it in the sunshine? # - This fucking asshole.
你感覺在下雨？操你，兔崽子 - # Do you feel it in the rain? # - Fuck off, man.
你感覺在大海里嗎？ # Do you feel it in the ocean #
# When the waves are clean? #
- (ringing) - # Do you feel it in the evening #
- # When the moon is up? # - (phone rings)
# Do you feel it in your bones #
# When she fills you up? #
(coughing)
# Ooh yeah yeah #
# She breathes good luck #
# Mother Earth, Mother Earth... #
你好？小子 - Hello?- Dude.
Addington!
你應該換個消聲器，不是要敲你 It's the muffler you wanted.It's classic.
不，我喜歡，可是.. No, I like it.It's just...
我想找個東西，要聲音大一點 I'm looking for something with a little more boom,
你知道嗎？ you know?
# Do you feel it when you... #
給老子滾出去 Get the fuck out of my shop.
# Do you feel it on the mountains? #
我喜歡你的襪子，謝謝 - I love your hose.- Thank you.
(cell phone ringing)
你好 - # Do you feel it on the water? # - Excuse me.
(sighs)
什麼？ - What? - # Ooh yeah yeah... #
耶 All:Yeah!
(all laughing)
太久！太久！ Long time! Long time!
# Ooh yeah yeah #
# She's breathes good luck, Mother Earth, Mother Earth #
# She breathes good luck #
# Ooh yeah yeah #
# She breathes good luck #
# Mother Earth, Mother Earth #
# She breathes good luck... #
夥計，回家了 Man, Addy's home.
Jacko,哥們！Jack - Jacko, man!- Jack.
All:Hey!
嗨，夥伴，耶 - Hey, mate.- Yeah.
Luanne和孩子們在哪裡？你帶他們來了嗎？ Where's Luanne and the kids? You bring 'em?
哦，不，換尿布，洗大小便.. Oh, no, changing diapers,wiping spit...
結婚你就知道了，老弟，會把你搞瘋的 Beware of what you love, brother, because it can drive you mad.
聽著..嗨，你和Ben和Barry談了嗎？ Listen... hey, you talk to Ben and Barry?
沒呢，他們興奮嗎？ No. They stoked?
興奮？不，他們走了 Stoked? No.They're gone.
他們死翹翹了？不，不 - They die?- No no.
他們把公司賣給Eddie Zarno了（本片壞蛋） They sold out to Eddie Zarno.
然後到巴釐島去嘆世界去了 They're poolside at the Four Seasons in Bali
留下他們的其他東西 getting their grendals twisted...
Eddie Zarno...是衝浪手，Eddie Zarno？他很棒，對 Eddie Zarno... surfer, Eddie Zarno? He's cool, right?
哦，你知道什麼？我們希望他棒 Well, you know what?We hope he's cool
因為，夥計，就像你的經紀人 because, dude,as your manager,
我告訴你 I'm telling you,
我們出問題了，我們出了財政問題，兄弟 we got worries.We got financial worries, bro.
今天我們不行了，兄弟 Not today we don't, brother.
我只是回這個城市來，我不是.. I just got back in town.I got no...
我們遇到麻煩了，夥計，明天再談生意上的事吧 - We got worries, dude. - Let's talk business tomorrow.
好了，明天，哥們 Definitely tomorrow, bro.
別擔心，哥們，過來，給我個擁抱 No worries, brother.Come here, give me a hug.
我們來，OK,哥們 - Here we are.- Okay, bro.
- Mmmm!- Okay.
被擔心，你是對的 - No worries.- You're right.
我不知道為啥擔心，都會好起來的 I don't know why I'm stressing.Everything's gonna be okay.
所有事都會好起來的，哥們 Everything's gonna be cool, man.
(cheering)
# Ooh yeah yeah #
# She breathes good luck #
# Mother Earth, Mother Earth. #
嗨，Charlie,怎麼樣？ Hey, Charlie.How's it going?
你好，Danielle Man:Hello, Danielle.
我想我們談談你 I thought we'd talk about your decision
在洛杉磯的工作 to work in Los Angeles.
開什麼玩笑？ What's the joke?
加利福尼亞，就像Granola麥片？ California, like "granola"?
乾果和水果的薄片 What ain't nuts and fruits is flakes.
你可以用點Granola麥片，爸爸 You could use a little granola, Dad.
最後你穿一條短褲出來？ When's the last time you wore a pair of shorts out?
寶貝，我只是覺得你很努力 Honey, I just think that you're being rash.
你可以在我的任何一家公司，學你想學習的任何東西 Anything that you can learn there, you can learn at one of my companies.
我意思是，馬利布衝浪板和實體電視？ I mean, Malibu and reality television?
那是...那是你的決定？ That's... that's your decision?
恭喜你答對了 Exactly.
哦，我給你一周時間和這些怪人在一起 Well, I give you one week with those weirdos.
我並不是不講理，哥們，但我有事 Man: I don't want to be unreasonable, bro, but there's waves.
Ok,但是，夥計，你完全破壞了 Okay, but, dude,you have completely tarnished
加利福尼亞的革命光榮傳統 the California work ethic.
哥們，我知道你想去經營割草生意，但最終 Bro, I know you're trying to run a mowing business and all,
那兒都長起來了，我只是想讓你知道，夥計 - but there's swell.- I just want you to know, dude,
你只是毀了我早上的寧靜，ok? you just harshed my morning mellow, okay?
Jack,不要死豬不怕開水燙 Jack, please, don't be unreasonable.
我會去割這該死的草，都乾了什麼 I'll mow the fucking lawn later. What's going on...
35頁，“衝浪美人”。喔，好 Page 35, "Killer Surf."Well, so,
要是你有時間，為什麼不過來好好幹你的活？ if you get time, why don't you come on in and do your job?
開始了，Jack... It's going off in Leo, Jack...
夥計，再問一下，你還要嗎？ Dude, when's the last time you had a wave?
不要了，哥們 There's no telling, bro.
我意思是，這些傢伙沒有好好的照顧草坪 I mean, these guys are not exactly committed to lawn care.
大部分機器都壞了 Most of these machines are on the fritz.
我正花錢修呢 I got bills up to my crack.
Luanne狠狠的教訓我 And Luanne is pissed at me.
只是，Ben和Barry的情況...我沒注意 And just, this Ben and Barry situation... I'm gonna lose my mind.
我沒留意，造成今天這個局面，兄弟 - I'm gonna lose my mind. - Let's blow through this, bro.
10分鐘後，我們去剪草吧 10 minutes, we're into some decent swell.
夥計，我們談一會兒，評估一下現在的狀況 Dude, let's take a moment and assess the situation.
你沒評估，沒有拯救 You have no assets,you have no savings,
你租你的馬利布衝浪板，你一路上花錢大手大腳 you rent your Malibu pad and you're way too generous with your cash.
像個闊佬，老弟，你別到處宣傳了 Stuff's like manure, bro: you don't spread it around,
開始於...這個臭烘烘的地方 - it starts to... ...stink up the place.
但是，夥計，我們需要肥料 But, dude,we need fertilizer.
我們必須，這個，肥料，搖錢樹就會不斷生長 We gotta, like, fertilize the money tree so it can keep growing.
關於這些，兄弟，你能幫我拿點錢嗎，兄弟？ About that, bro, could you float me a few bills, man?
哦，哦，行，夥計，但找找... Yeah. Yeah, sure, dude, but look...
哦，你知道 Ah, you know,
Zarno..我們要去看他 Zarno... we gotta go see him.
還..還有..還有要是我們不做這個交易 And... and... and if we don't make a deal,
我們就撐不下去了 then we're gonna be wiped out.
撐不下去？來吧，Jacko Wiped out? Come on, Jacko.
好...哦，不 Well... ooh! No.
但，就像你知道的 But, like, you know,
你...你去和Zarno打交道 you... you have got to go shake Zarno's hand.
OK,僅僅是揮霍者，懂嗎？ Okay. Just spendthrifty, okay?
聽著，兄弟 Listen, bro...
兄弟，不會弄糟衝浪者的精神的 Brother, I got no trouble shaking a surfer's hand.
Ha ha ha!
Mmm.
(Jack laughing)
這是Zarno的窩，夥計？ This is Zarno's pad, dude?
(spits)
沒事吧？沒事 - You cool? - Yeah.
不管怎樣，這是他真正的房子 Anyway, it's his reality house.
夥計，廣告裡的廣告 Dude, the gray on gray...
我意思，像是，做廣告的 I mean, like, gray does...
這些魚好像有點問題，哥們 Something's wrong with these fish, dude.
(static)
先生們 Gentlemen.
Eddie Zarno.真對不起 Eddie Zarno.My apologies.
剛才有個電話會議 Conference call with the board...
發行細節，市場情況 launch details,marketing emergencies.
碰巧，哦 - It happens.- Yeah.
我叫他們再忍耐一下，因為Steve Addington I told them to stick it for a minute 'cause Steve Addington
和他的代表來我這兒了 and his representation were in my den.
哦，夥計，這地方太牛逼了，哦 - And hey, dude, this place rocks.- Yeah.
夥計，我告訴過Jack，我在撒丁島看過你的影片了 Man, I was telling Jack, I saw footage of you in Sardinia
迷人的波爾圖Ferro島，兄弟，浪漫的剪輯 crushing Porto Ferro, bro. Man, killer cutback.
很酷，哦，現在我談談合作的事情 Cool, yeah.Now I cut deals.
那正是我們想談的 That's what I'm talking about.
好天氣，該死的 Jack May weather.God damn!
只有Steve Addington能有一個這麼酷的經紀人 Only Steve Addington could have a manager so cool.
我不知道..Zarno先生？ - I don't know...- Mr. Zarno?
對不起，耶？ Excuse me. Yeah?
La Rosa先生邀請一些東西。好的，行 - Mr. La Rosa's asking for evidence. - Good, right?
哦，上帝，好的，天哪，對不起 Oh, God. All right.Guys, I'm sorry.
我有些手頭的事要去處理，Margaret,我的小秘 I got some more hand-holding to do. Margaret, my assistant,
會帶你們周圍走走，看看這房子 will show you around,show you the house,
展示一下那個遊戲..夥計們，我們等會兒再談 show you the game... you.Guys, we'll talk soon.
行嗎？ All right?
酷，哥們 Cool guy.
先生們 Gentlemen?
跟我來 Follow me.
這是我們的控制中心 This is our nerve center.
可以在監視器上看到房子的每一個部分 You can see the entire home here on our monitors...
大廳，飯廳，草坪 weight room, kitchen,our spacious grounds.
哦，這是你的房間，Steven Ah, that's your room,Steven.
從你的窗戶可以看到Malibu海灘最美的風景 You have a perfect view of Malibu's Point Dume from both windows.
(laughs)
這房子以前是Klaus Woo的 The house is early Klaus Woo.
誰？Woo - Who?- Woo.
哦，後－後現在復興主義 - Oh.- Post-post-modernist revival.
哦－注意這些有力的線條 - Jack: Oh.- Notice the strong lines
和完美的圓形 and the perfect circles,
就像魔法般地平線和分子一樣 as if to conjure the line of the horizon and the molecules.
這房子曾經屬於非常著名的色情明星陳冠西的 The house used to belong to a very distinguished porn star...
這地方真是... This place is so...
所有...OK - so... Okay?
先生們 Gentlemen.
這地方真是... This place is so...
你有沒有玩過過“第一人的出現”的電視遊戲 Have you ever experienced a first-person-emersion video game?
我有點暈頭轉向 I've dropped a few quarters into Donkey Kong.
這地方真是... This place is so...
漂亮 pretty.
跟我來 Follow me.
我們叫自由衝浪者 We're calling it "Free Surfer."
那是在測試版，會在下一個聖誕節用它 It's in beta,available next Christmas.
醒目的標題 Catchy title.
戴在你頭上 Put them on your head.
我不想把它放頭上 I don't want to put them on my head.
這是未來科技 It's the future.
未來科技，兄弟，瞧瞧 It's the future, bro.Take a peek.
好吧 All right.
歡迎進入數碼革命 Welcome to the digital revolution.
對 Right.
Whoa.
四月，五月 April May.
開始 It's going off.
(rock song begins)
(song sticks)
哦，兄弟 Whoa, bro.
你沒事吧？ You all right?
Ahh.
我沒有抱怨的意思，因為我們不抱怨 I don't mean to be complaining 'cause we're not complainers,
但我奇怪 but I was curious...
我想要明白，到底我弟弟能這裡做什麼？ what exactly do you need Add here for?
Ahh.
我們做模擬衝浪遊戲 We can simulate surfing,
但是沒有偉大的衝浪手，我們不能逼真的模擬衝浪遊戲 but we can't simulate great surfing without great surfers.
Oh. Oh.
這是模擬場景 Now that makes sense.
請過來 Please.
哦，Jack,哦。哦。哦。哦 - Whoo.- Jack: Ho ho ho ho ho.
好。好、好 - Man: Nice. Nice.- Hey,
Zarno went all out, huh?
看這，，那個La Rosa Look at this...that's La Rosa.
他在完成一個日常項目 He's finishing a sequencing session.
就是這樣，我們可以捕捉到你們的個人衝浪風格 That's how we capture your personal surfing style.
這樣，我們就能建立Addington的形象 That's how we'll create the Addington avatar.
他是個衝浪好手，夥計 He's a good surfer, man.
好戰分子，以前是城管隊的 - Hard charger.- (thumps)
怎麼了，兄弟？ What's happenin', bro?
想想看，你看上去是最好的 Thought you'd be better looking,
有最有力的武器和別的 have longer arms or something.
我聽不到你鳥語，兄弟 I can't hear you, bro.
謝謝，媽媽？ Gracias, mam?
我的世界我作主 It's my world now, mamao.
你要去整理頭髮和補妝 Man:We need you in hair and makeup.
Wow.
這傢伙來者不善，的確是 - Dude looks upset.- Truly.
好了，大家，重新安排器材 Man:Okay, people, let's reset the rig...
這陰沉沉的，兄弟 Looks cold in there, bro.
陰沉沉，哦，對不起 - Frigid.- Man: Uh, sorry,
這裡不能抽煙 there's no smoking in here.
Brill,關了，Baker,請關了 Man: Brill, shut it.Baker, please.
Addington,繼續 Addington, continue.
Ben和Barry不會把我數字化 Ben and Barry wouldn't digitize me.
那是Steve Addington That's Steve Addington.
Brillo,喂...那個衝浪手 - Man: Brillo, please...- The surfer.
我會來這兒 ...I will come over there.
我還要告訴你們其他事 I'll tell you something else, man:
電視遊戲，實體電視 Video games,reality TV,
自由衝浪者 Free Surfer...
我的意思是，那是個他媽什麼地方，夥計？ I mean, what the fuck is that, man?
我不是綠房子裡的小丑 I'm not some ass-clown in a green room.
我是個衝浪手，夥計，是的 - I'm a surfer, dude.- Man: Yes.
Hi.
我是Stacey-多好的一天啊 - I'm Stacey.- Brillo: Good day.
這是我朋友，Danni.你好 - This is my friend Danni.- Hello.
嗨，你好嗎？嗨 - Hey, how are you?- Hey.
我們為實體秀工作 Stacey:We're working for the reality show.
東海岸？紐約 - East Coast?- New York.
你意思是不是我們拍你？ Do you mind if we shoot you?
不，沒事 No, roll away.
(Stacey whispering)
那你不打算去做自由衝浪者？ So you're not going to do Free Surfer?
我聽說La Rosa可是稅後收入超過10萬美金啊 I hear La Rosa's getting over $100,000 in residuals...
什麼？10萬？ - What?- $100,000?
曝光的相當於兩倍，哦 ...and exposure worth twice that.- Yeah!
就像得到一張藏寶圖 It's like getting a map to buried treasure.
除非不去藏，就擺在哪兒 Except it's not buried.It's dangling there
像大串的肥美葡萄 like a big fat grape.
我愛吃葡萄，但誰會摘這些葡萄，兄弟？ - I love grapes.- But who picked that grape, bro?
真的，菜鳥，你知道？幸運的農夫，夥計 Seriously, migrants, you know?Exploited farmers, man.
La Rosa的小侄女大概會去摘那些葡萄，夥計 La Rosa's little niece probably had to pick that grape, man,
- in Oxnard.- Man: Dude.
Steve: Wow.
沒感覺到。哦 - Not feeling it.- Man: Yeah.
不在裡面 Not into it.
我只是想衝浪，享用每一天 I just want to surf,keep the stoke day to day.
偉大的理想啊，夥計們 Man:Quality thinking, man.
你好了嗎？ You get all that?
行了 Got it.
最後，東海岸 Later, East Coast.
回頭見，再見 - See ya.- Bye.
高興碰見你，見鬼 Nice meeting you.Blowing it.
見鬼 Blowin' it.
(bleating)
Add夥計，農夫Bob - Add-Man.- Farmer Bob.
(mimics bleating)
進來屋裡 Get in this house.
從我的花園，兄弟，私家花園 - From my garden, brother.- Homegrown.
非常感謝 Thank you very much.
在私家花園裡交談 Speaking of homegrown...
哦自然的 "au naturale."
陽光下 Under the sun...
金色的 Topanga Gold.
祝福花朵們 Bless the flowers...
祝福小草，保佑他們，兄弟，祝福小草 - Bless the weed. Amen to that, brother. ...bless the weed.
我們分開多久了？ How long we got you for?
我去到寒冷的地方一段時間 I'm gonna chill local-style for awhile...
夏天。至少，哦， the summer, at least.Yeah.
像往常，這是給山羊的 The usual for the goats.
讓我們在農場裡悠閑自由 Keep 'em on the farm roaming free.
你很慷慨 You're way too generous.
因為一個原因，他們稱之為謙遜 They call it "courtesy" for a reason, brother.
想划船出去？ Wanna paddle out?
等一會兒 It's been a while.
(chuckles)
我最好關心一下我們爸爸的生意 I best be about my father's business.
很好 Cool.
我也是，兄弟，我也是 Me too, brother.Me too.
我要走,,,有空再來 - What goes down......gotta come up!
(mimics bleating)
(indistinct chattering)
芙蓉姐姐，瞧你 April May, look at you.
瞧你，冠西哥 - Look at you.- Ahh.
有沒有感到風起來了？ Did you feel that wind kick up?
我們在早前一次一起玩過 El Ni駉 may be paying us an early visit.
我聽說你做是實體秀的衝浪手 I heard you're gonna be one of the surfers on the reality show.
不，哦 Nn-nnh.
哦，我會呆在這兒，衝浪和然後在園子打麻將 Nah, I'm gonna stay here,surf and work the garden.
就像影片裡，OK? Just picture it, okay?
你和我，會像趙本山那麼火的 You and me,the stars of it,
就像宋丹丹 - just rulin' it.- Mmm.
答應我你想要這樣 Promise me you'll think about it.
(chuckles)
Aha ha ha.
招手，耶穌 - To the waves.- Jesus.
她刺痛了我，兄弟 She hurts me, bro.
我不知道她是哪根蔥，哥們 I don't know about her, dudes.
她是潘金蓮，兄弟 She's the siren, bro.
我想去幹了她，帶著我的狐臭 I want to mark her with my scent like a lemur.
幫幫忙 This helps.
我不是小丑 Steve:I'm not some ass-clown...
我是個衝浪運動員，夥計 - (laughs)...l'm a surfer, dude.
漂亮的電影，謝謝 - That's excellent footage.- Stacey: Thanks.
這是真正有用素材 It's really useful stuff.
被發掘了，對嗎？ - (giggling)- Kind of a scoop there, isn't it?
你們哪一個，拿的攝像機拍的？ Which one of you was behind the camera here at the end?
哦，你做的，我 - Um, you did.- Me.
我和交流，然後她.. Stacey: I was actually interviewing and she was...
對不起你能離開一下嗎？電視遊戲，實體電視.. - Would you excuse us a minute? ...video games, reality TV...
那麼...Danni,對嗎？耶 - So... Danni, is that right?- Yeah.
你明顯受過良好教育，又聰明.. You're obviously educated, smart...
有教養 cultured perhaps.
我的論文是統合管理 I did my thesis on vertical integration:
通過發行和零售擁有產品 owning production through distribution and retail.
哦，好的，第一課 Yeah, well, lesson one:
收集好的素材，好的，你知道已經準備好了 get the content.Well, you know that already,
是嗎？ don't you?
關了攝像機後，Addy說其他的事了嗎？ So did Addy say anything else?Anything off-camera?
不，除了他很漂亮的說了個“不” No, except what he said which was pretty much "No."
對，好的，他是個釘子戶，不過他會到這兒來的 Right, well, he's playing hard to get.He'll come around.
他們最終都會來的 They all come around eventually.
看上去你們兩個有點時間 Looked like you two had a little moment.
你說什麼？ I'm sorry?
我看了這個帶子 I saw the tape,
他看你的眼神，你要去否認嗎 the way he looked at you.Are you gonna deny it?
對，我否認 Yeah, I deny it.
(man shouting in background)
你現在可以走了（這句後來被報復了） You can go now.
向鈔票招手！你真太漂亮了，Mira La Rosa: Wave that money!You look so beautiful. Mira.
哦，你還沒有體驗過La Rosa，寶貝？ Ay, co駉, mam?you ever taste La Rosa, baby?
這就像避難所，但更好，對的 It's like Sabritos, but better. That's right!
Pa', Eddie, d■a.（鳥語）
(speaks Spanish)(說鳥語）
嗨，女士們，巧克力甜心 - Hey, ladies.- Chocolate y Snowflake.
衝浪明星的享受著生活.. Announcer:Surfers living and partying...
嗨，嗨，嗨..天空下 - Hey! Hey hey!...under one roof,
海灘在召喚你去戰鬥，Addington, Addington! - fighting for waves on one beach. - Addington, Addington!
Addington!24小時一天 - Addington!- 24 hours a day,
一個絲絲作響的夏季 it's one sizzling summer.
多麼熱情似火 It's gonna be hot.
澳大利亞巨浪的召喚，Johnny Doran... Australia's big-wave rider, Johnny Doran...
我喜歡巨浪 Johnny:I like huge waves,
Catholic sheila在我的夾肉餅上 Catholic sheilas and beets on my burger.
我愛這傢伙 I love that guy.
撕裂的感覺 ...Lupe La Rosa: shredder sensation
來自Puerto Rico from Puerto Rico...
哦，孩子們，你們也來怎麼樣？ Hey, kids, how you doin'?
你要我的親筆簽名嗎？誰要紅牛，啊?(好像是中國飲料) You want my autograph? Who wants some Red Bull, huh?
Yeah!
就這樣，這是"Lupe."（簽名） Just business.That's "Lupe."
還有擁有馬利布衝浪板的傳奇衝浪手 ...and Malibu's own legendary soul surfer,
Steve Addington.
誰？ Who?
他怕我痛扁他 He's scared I outsurf him.
嗨，Steve! Hey, Steve!
走啊 - It's... ...going...
離開 ...off.
這個夏天，一個衝浪商標隆重登場 Premiering this summer,from the mind of surf icon,
Eddie Zarno.
什麼！看哪兒 All:What! Watching that.
是不是放棄了這個好機會，兄弟 Thought you passed on the wave porn, bro.
我不去 I did.
哥們，我們看來，我們喜歡這個 Dude, we saw it and we loved it
還有，你知道，我一直不明白你為什麼放棄這個秀（表演） and, you know, I'm still not sure why you're down on this show.
我說我不去，哥們 I said no, dude.
我知道，兄弟，但，像... I know, bro, but, like...
他很生氣，你知道嗎？ he's pissed, you know?
Zarno顯然得到了一些影像資料 Zarno apparently got ahold of some video
知道你拒絕他的計劃 of you passing on his project
或者說，讓他很難堪 in a way that didn't sit too well with him.
哦，我說了“不玩”，那個團隊不可靠，我這麼想 Yeah, I said "No dice" in no uncertain terms, and I meant it.
為什麼你要去歧視那群可憐的被禁錮的孩子 Why do you want to discriminate against all those poor landlocked kids
就像在堪薩斯別人對你那樣 like in Kansas who are gonna watch you on this thing
事實上，哪兒有些東西是在世界上都是很酷的 and realize that there is something cooler in the world
比我這鹹肉做的房子 than a house made of corn?
什麼？ What?
老兄，你屁股有多少鈔票？ Dude, how are you sitting for cash?
不多 A handful.
哦，為什麼不在山腳下漫步 Well, then why don't you just stroll on down the hill
面帶微笑，散髮著迷人的魅力 and smile and be charming and be cool
這是Addington，你知道？ and be Addington, you know?
可能還有些更酷的（媽的，美國佬三句話不離酷，什麼都是酷） Maybe something cool will happen.
哥們，我說的，我做個衝浪手沒問題 Man, like I said, I got no problem shaking a surfer's hand,
兄弟，但我不想住在那房子裡，行嗎 brother, but I'm not living there.Cool?
OK，小子，但記住：要心胸開闊 Okay, dude, but remember: mind open, heart enlarged,
主席說，好好學習，天天向上 soul receptive.
我愛你，我也是，兄弟 - I love you.- You too, brother.
請，請，殺了我吧，哥們 All: Please. Please. You're killing me, man.
我們走吧 - Let's go.- Boom!
Ho ho ho!
你看見我了？ # You see me? #
渥，我愛美國 - Whoa!- I love America.
我腦子殘廢了 I had no idea.
Yes!
對不起 Excuse me?
你放入綠胡椒，紅胡椒，蒜，洋蔥 You put the green pepper, red pepper, garlic, onion,
很多亂七八糟的...你要熱愛你的生活，小子們,對吧？ y mucho amor... you need the loving in your life, papi, right?
誰知道Eddie在哪裡嗎？ Anybody know where Eddie is?
哦，媽媽，沒看見我在做菜嗎？ Oye, mamao, can't you see I'm cooking?
誰啊，La Rosa,哥們？ What's up, La Rosa, bro?
小子，我看見你在電視上用嘴放臭屁 Man, I saw you talking trash on TV the other day.
想幹嘛？ What gives?
幹嘛？想單挑？ "What gives"? I'll tell you what gives.
你和你的自由衝浪鄉下傻逼，那就是你嗎 You and your free-surfing-country-soul vibe, that's what gives.
要是在30年前，同志們，大便不能參加比賽 It's about 30 years late, papi. That shit can't compete.
(all laughing)
我不比賽，小子 I'm not competing, bro.
哦，我為啥不買呢，哥們 Well, I'm not buying it, bro.
我不賣 I ain't selling it.
哦，我需要全部廚房的鏡頭 Oh, whoa whoa. I need all cameras in the kitchen.
你沒什麼，我需要的 You got nothing I need.
Hey.
我知道，你想泡我 I thought about what you said
但是好女不嫁二夫 and we're just not gonna work out.
哦，什麼東東？ - Ooh.- What?
我現在和Lupe談戀愛，對不起 I'm with Lupe now.I'm sorry.
我只是在找Eddie,各位 I'm just looking for Eddie, man.
你該回家去抱頭痛哭了,Steven You can go home and cry now, Steven.
(rap song playing)
嗨，夥計們，哦各位 - Hey, dude.- Aw, man.
真高興再次見到你，Steven,我也一樣 - It's good to see you again, Steven.- Likewise.
的確是 It really is.
你來我們很興奮..你是世界上最酷的衝浪手 We're excited to have you... the coolest surfer in the world.
對 Yeah.
加油乾，小子！就這樣，小子 - Hard work, fella!- That's right, fella!
過來 Come on.
青草很好，我剪了他們，各位 Grass is perfect and we cut it, man.
為什麼？ Why?
(rap continuing)
你曾經自己獨自周遊列國，哦！ You used to walk everywhere yourself, huh?
你停下了，夥計，為什麼你停下了？哦，不 - You stopped, man. Why'd you stop? - Oh, no.
你遇到財政問題了，夥計? Was it that reef bounce at Mavs, man?
哦，你聽到這個 Oh, you heard about that.
看，這很嚴重，夥計 Saw that.It was heavy, man.
Steven,Ben和Barry叫你私下關照你 Steven, Ben and Barry asked me to personally take care of you.
他們不必這樣，“因為經典沒有謊言” Not that they had to,'cause numbers don't lie.
經典？Steven - Numbers? - Numbers, Steven.
都是這些事，經典，你的和我的朋友 It's all about the, numbers. And yours, my friend, add up.
- Margaret? - Yep?
只要你簽了這個，答應全身心的參與進來 Just need your signature on these saying you'll participate fully
我的項目 in my projects.
夥計，我們多掃興，衝浪手對沖浪手 Dude, we were just chilling,surfer to surfer.
出去打工多年，該享受生活了 There are times in life when years of preparation
迎接這個機會吧 meet the moment of opportunity.
這一刻是屬於你的 This is that moment for you.
支票 Checks.
這真是過癮，兄弟 This is actually stoked, bro.
怎麼樣，兄弟?那是給我的，他們？ What up, bro?Those are for me, aren't they?
他們給你的，是的，要是你簽了的話 They're for you, yes,as soon as you sign,
說你將參與自由衝浪手 saying you'll participate in Free Surfer
還要住在我的房子裡 and live in my house.
我告訴你，夥計，我不簽 I told you, man,I'm not signing.
我不參與，你知道？ I'm not participating, you know?
那沒有隱私，Eddie It's not personal, Eddie.
我想和你說，我... I'm trying to tell you, I'm...
我衝浪，可以，我是個衝浪手 I surf.All right, I'm a surfer...
在外面，在這兒 out there.
Steven,我想你記著這個事情 Steven, I want you to remember something here,
不要忘了這個 and don't forget this, huh?
你在做廣告 You're in advertising.
Ben和Barry不會平白無故花錢讓你去衝浪 Ben and Barry never paid you to surf.
Jack有我的電話號碼 Jack's got my number.
要是你想通了，叫他打電話給我 You tell him to call when you start "feeling it."
(murmured humming)
Heeeeey.
等一下 Wait a minute.
那是怎麼回事？ What about that?
我上次是在演雙簧 I was acting.
他們叫我演，好像我喜歡他 They told me to play like I wanted him.
可我實際上稀罕你 But I want you there.
你稀罕我？ You do?
(mumbles)
你想要幹什麼？ What do you want?
這地方真不錯 That's good there.
(groans)
(coughs)
(all groaning)
(man belches)
真是偉大一夜，兄弟們 Truly epic night, brothers.
我只是想紀錄下來... I just want to go on record...
(trails off)
報告說“衝浪”那是個湖“” Report said "surf."That's a lake.
哦，弟兄們 Oh, bro.
都結束了，夥計們 Something's off, dudes.
No bueno, mate. No bueno.
(rock music playing)
音樂，音樂，快，派對，開始了 M鷖ica, m鷖ica. Come on, party, people.
跟我來 Follow me.
(singing in Spanish)
Lupe太酷了，Aww! Lupe's so cool. Aww!
來唱吧，張學友的哥，九百九十朵玫瑰 Back to the sofrito, mi gente, because I did not forget about you.
外面在外面有20個攝像頭，我們能看到所以地方 Man: We got 20 cameras outside. We can cut to anything we want.
再剪輯好，會有很多好鏡頭 We edit as we go.There's hardly any post.
性感場面，突發事件，很快，我們能得到 It's sexy, it's happening,it's fast. We got...
我的意思，我們能...要是發生了什麼事 I mean, we can...if anything gets old,
想...想這個你好？ like... like this. Hello?
來吧，怎麼不拍一下女孩們說話 Come on, I don't want shots of girls talking.
這個好嗎？ Is this better?
很好 Good.
那些狗屎通過統計了嗎，啊？ That shit goes across demographics, huh?
下周，Addington會加入。。令人太驚喜了 And next week, Addington drops in. Boom... it's fantastic.
13天沒有海浪
他媽的怎麼搞的 What the fuck?
哦，夥計，看...想想馬克思理論 Hey, man, look... Socrates recommended the dialectic
改革開放到最關鍵的時候，同志們 when faced with such an impasse, man.
你知道？你問我一個問題 You know?You ask me a question,
我的回答是成立的 I respond with something to build on
那麼一個話題就形成了，而沒有其他的答案沒被討論 and a conversation is formed, out of which answers are revealed.
哪兒有浪？ Mm-hmm. Where are the waves?
我不知道，夥計 I don't know, man.
都他媽是假的，夥計們 Something's bogus, dudes.
B-O-G-U-S.
我要去吃回頭草 I gotta compensate.
不去，夥計 "No entiendo," dude.
不，不，不，雙方都有利，兄弟 No no no, he speaks of reciprocity, bros...
平衡我們的能力，夥計 balance in the energy that binds us, man.
沒什麼絕對的事，夥計 There are no separate deeds, man.
你知道，讀讀鄧小平理論，夥計 You know, read Heisenberg, man.
你知道，我們看這顆樹，我們影響它，你影響那些樹，夥計 You know, we affect... by looking at that tree, you affect that tree, man.
真是這樣嗎，夥計 You make it real, man.
好了，謝謝，你去真的有幫助 Yeah yeah, thanks. You've been really helpful.
犧牲一下，兄弟 Sacrifices, bro.
為了尺度，而尺度 Measure for measure.
我必須去表現一下 I gotta take action.
哦，哦，哦，那種表現？ Whoa whoa whoa,what kind of action?
一直等到海浪來了，別太娘們 No more women till we get waves.
哦，好小夥子 Yeah, good one.
不太菜，都要，一直等到海浪來 No more weed, either,not till we get waves.
哦，你知道，別等太久，夥計 Hey, you know, let's not take it too far, man.
首先，操他媽的，然後，再操他媽的 First off, fuck that.And second off, yeah, fuck that.
這就是哲學的作用，你知道，那是生活，夥計（我瘋了） There's philosophy and then there, you know, there's life, man...
為什麼你不打我的波的？ Why don't you just blow my fucking balls off?
還有物理學，夥計，蝴蝶效應，夥計（這傢伙太欠揍） - and physics, man.Butterfly effect, man.
哥們，你要幹掉那個傻逼 Mate, you're the ass-cutting chosen one.
哦，北京烤鴨 Hey, stone crab...
你愛北京烤鴨，哦？ you love stone crab, huh?
你能停止吃北京烤鴨 You could stop eating stone crab.
對，不吃了 - Right.- Give it up.
不，兄弟 No, bros.
我禁食 I'm fasting.
我什麼都沒有，我什麼都沒有 - I got nothing.- I got nothing.
哦，我要退出 Ah, we gotta vacate.
這，黃金海岸...無論走到哪裡 Indo, Gold Coast...wherever it's going off...
我說我們 I'm taking us.
就是說我們要去衝浪？就是說我們要去衝浪？ - That means we're gonna surf?- That means we're gonna surf.
Jack有電話來嗎？沒有，先生 - Did Jack May weather call?- No, sir.
Okay,
告訴Perez去準備Addington的磁帶 tell Perez to prep the Addington tape.
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
叫他取消晚上的計劃 And tell him to cancel his plans for the evening.
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
看看他賬戶 And put a hold on his expense accounts.
誰的? Whose?
Addington兄弟的.哦，是的，當然，對不起 - Addington's.- Oh, yes, of course. Sorry.
哪一個的呢？ Um, which ones?
他們哥倆的 All of them.
去喝衝浪的飲料 Went to Surf Liquor.
肯定是他媽的凍結了你的賬戶 Fucknut must have frozen your tab there too.
真他媽的操蛋 Really upset Baker.
那賬戶是我生命中唯一純淨的東西 That tab was the one pure thing in my life.
沒錢香草（大麻）能幫你度過光陰 Herb will get you through times with no money
有錢比和香草一起過好點 better than money will get you through times with no herb.
我努力了，我看了，我打電話了，我會面了 I tried. I looked. I called. I met.
沒什麼能打動你去簽這份合同 No one can touch you with Zarno owning your contracts.
我需要海浪，Jack I need waves, Jack.
海浪 Waves.
哦，真是個榆木腦袋 Hey, what about that sticker thing?
你知道，那個商標圖案 You know?The logo idea.
哦，有點... Oh, that's kinda...
個人認為，不是嗎？ personal, isn't it?
真的，太好了，夥計，他喜歡你 Exactly. Great.Man, he loves you.
只是...大概只是個溝通問題 It's just... it's probably just a communication problem.
告訴他你會給他推銷產品，他會賺錢 Tell him that you will push the product. That's money to him.
我意思是，我們只能做這個，我想不到其他還有什麼 I mean, it's all we got.I don't know what else to do.
Hey! (laughs)
- Mmm. - Hey.
陽光下，是的 - "Under the sun."- Yeah.
所有東西在陽光下，對 Everything is under it, right?
衝浪，美女，美好的愛，美好的時光.. The surf, chicks,good loving, good times...
都放進去，產生了，“大自然” anything you're into,happening "au naturale"
陽光下 - under......the sun.
太陽，太陽 - The sun!- The sun!
耶，這些都是Addington Yeah.And it's something that Addington
瘋狂的、充滿熱情的，喜歡，曾經 has been so mad passionate about for, like, ever.
不屈不撓的傢伙 Stickers.
你能任何東西上去 You can put it on anything.
你知道，你的電視節目...衝浪板 - You know, your television...- Surfboard.
墻，筆記本電腦 - Your wall.- Your laptop.
狗 Your dog.
要是你給它剔毛 If you shave it.
OK,OK,好了。 Okay. Okay, all right.
瞧，， wo Look... wow.
好，我聽完了，我考慮過了 Well, I've listened,I've considered,
回答是“不” and the answer's no.
想都不要想 Not feelin' it.
現在你準備來工作還是其他什麼？ Now are you ready to come to work or what?
夥計..對不起 - Dude...- Excuse me.
很好 ...be cool.
將要怎麼樣？ What's it gonna be?
要和我混，還是操這個城市？ Fun under my sun or Fuck City?
Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa, dude.
等一下，夥計，我真的想痛扁你一頓 Wait a minute, man.I'm seriously about to pound you.
小子，你懂我的意思嗎？ Man, do you understand that?
你想收回我的的旅行信用卡 Are you gonna turn my travel card back on
還是什麼？Ok,o.o - or what?- Okay. Whoa whoa.
媽媽！我們來，我們來，就在這兒 Mama! Here we go!Here we go.
這就是憤怒，我已經找到了 This is the anger I've been looking for.
這就是巨浪激情，我需要表現出來 This is the big-wave passion I need for the show.
哦？哦，太漂亮了 Huh? Oh, it's beautiful.
太漂亮了，憤怒，我是對的 It's beautiful, anger.Am I right?
耶，令人驚喜，憤怒，真正的好衝浪手 Yeah, fantastic anger.Really good stuff.
什麼他媽的意思？你喜歡這樣 - What the fuck?- You're gonna love this.
播出那個磁帶，我來告訴你一些其他事 - Roll the tape.- I'll tell you something else:
衝浪手的痛苦，夥計 Surfing's lame, dude.
衝浪手 ..他們都是小丑，享受吧 - Surfers... they're ass-clowns.- Enjoy.
我沒感覺到 And I'm not feeling it.
沒有進入 Not into it.
進入電視遊戲，實體電視 Into video games,reality TV.
說謊的龜頭，法西斯，生兒子沒屁眼（原文如此，不好意思） Lying cocksucker fascist bastard asshole
這婊子養的，他們都是小丑 - son of a crooked fuck. - They're ass-clowns.
我去宰了那畜牲 I'm gonna kill him!
但我不覺得 And I'm not feeling it.
沒進入.進入電視遊戲 Not into it.Into video games...
哦，我的太上老君 Eddie:Oh my God.
哦，寶貝，電影魔術 Oh, baby,the magic of montage.
這會兒怎麼樣了，啊？ How was that for a moment, huh?
不能這麼幹 You cannot do this,
你這樣無原則，不道德...小心 - you unethical, unprincipled...- Careful.
你這變態屁眼（美女講的，過分） ...scumbag asshole.
發火了，不，你這大便 - Fired.- No shit.
這是由金錢決定的規則，小甜心 Those with the gold make the rules, sweetpea.
記住這個...衝浪手的痛苦 - Remember that....surfing's lame...
剪到第三段，我想看看 Cut to three here.I want to see it.
開始第三段 Man:Going to three.
你好， Steven...沒感覺到 - Eddie: Hello, Steven....not feeling it.
Jack?
嗨，我們為大家準備了，一些自由衝浪手的在走廊裡的傻事 Man: Hey, we got some Free Surfer hoodies for you at the end of the hall there,
要是你感覺到冷 if you're getting cold.
電視遊戲和實體電視 ...video games and reality TV.
瞧，狗屎國王 Man:Look, it's King Shit.
衝浪手的痛苦 ...surfing's lame.
哦，哦，男子漢來了 Whuh-oh!It's macho man.
狹路相逢，小子 You got cajones, papi.
我們走，Addington - Here we go. Addington,
你就別再這樣了 this has got to stop.
你幹嘛還糾纏我，什麼？ - You're sort of stalking me.- What?
你上了我的馬子，媽媽？ You messing around with my bitch, mamao?
我們沒幹什麼 Nothing happened.
相信我，借他十個膽也不敢 Believe me, he tried.
嗨，東海岸，你看見Jack了嗎？ Hi, East Coast,you seen Jack?
Whoa whoa whoa!
耶，寶貝 Lupe:Yeah, baby!
幹你，你這個懦夫，小子 Co駉!That's the one-hitter quitter, papi.
你喜歡這樣嗎？ How you like that?
晚上好,Steven Good night, Steven.
(sound distorted) Addington? Steve?
我簡直不敢相信發生的事，真是太好了 I can't believe this is happening.This is so great.
哦，我感覺糟透了 Please, I feel awful.
(groans)
Jack?公安局的帶他走了 - Jack?- He's with the police.
他拿板兒磚砸了Zarno的車 He threw a brick at Zarno's car.
他的車?他砸了Zarno His car?He threw it at Zarno.
板兒磚？ A brick?
還有一個瓶子，他被抓走了 And a bottle.They took him to jail.
- Addington? - Danni?
Steven Addington剛才用垂死的聲音叫你的名字 Steve Addington just said your name with his dying breath.
太浪漫了，就像金庸的小說一樣 This is so romantic.It's like a Jane Austen novel.
(woman vocalizing)
Hey.
(beeping)
歡迎致電休閒熱線 Man:Welcome to Breakline.
衝浪，請按1 To check for surf, press one.
休閒是平，平，平 Those breaks are flat flat flat
and flat.
(sizzling)
- Hey. - Oh.
Ah, hi.
早上好 Um, good morning.
對不起，您那位啊？ Excuse me, who are you?
我是Stacely I'm Stacey.
好吧，你在我公寓... - Right.- You're in my apartment...
我和Danni的 me and Danni's.
Oh.
嗨，Stacey,做了.. Hey, Stacey, did...
我們做了.. did we...
哦，，不 Oh, um, yeah... no.
那現在你起床了 But you're up now.
果汁？ Juice?
不 No.
謝謝你，儘管 Thank you, though.
松餅？我在禁食 - Muffin?- I'm fasting.
不 No.
(baby cooing)
Hey, Luanne.
為什麼這些傢伙把Jack的割草機拿走了 Why are those dudes driving off with Jack's mowers?
我們有很多草地，但沒人去幹活 We have many lawns but no one to push them.
我不知道怎麼辦，我們下崗分流了 I don't know what else to do. Business is bad.
我們需要錢 We need the money.
我要走了，Addington I have to go, Addington.
我現在要去監獄裡探視Jack I have to visit Jack in jail now.
(baby cries)
哦，會好的，寶貝 Oh, it's all right, baby.
(baby wailing)
Oh, Jack.
那是他媽的Steve Addington,夥計 That's fucking Steve Addington right there, man.
那個在你磁帶裡的長髮傻逼 That long-haired hippie was talking shit on You Tube.
用你的玉米餅砸他媽的 Throw your fucking burrito at him.
吃這個吧，小丑 Eat that, ass-clown.
(both shout, hoot)
喜歡你的早餐吧！ Boy:Enjoy the breakfast!
29天沒有海浪
你好？ Hello?
你好 Hello?
我是Danni It's Danni.
你好 - Hello? - (beads rattle)
Steve?
你沒事吧？ You okay?
快點 (voice echoing) Quick,
別動，站在那兒 don't just do something;stand there.
什麼？ What?
我在等待 I'm waiting.
雖然我試圖不去這樣做 but I'm trying not to even do that.
那是什麼，就像，打坐還是其他什麼？ What is that, like,Zen or something?
無論怎樣，等了又等 It's whatever waiting without waiting is.
(blowing through didgeridoo)
你在等什麼? What are you waiting for?
海浪 Waves.
哦，對不起，Steve... - Well, I'm sorry, Steve... - (blowing continues)
但，你知道，我剛才聽了收音機 - but, you know, I was just listening to the radio
說現在沒有能衝浪的海浪 and they said there isn't gonna be a rideable wave
至少這幾天在加利福尼亞沿岸 on the California coast for days, at least.
南面，也許，在墨西哥 - South, maybe, in Mexico. - (stops blowing)
墨西哥 Mexico.
你要去哪兒? - You got wheels?- Um, do... do...
啊，我開了Stacey的...Stacey的皮卡車 Uh, I got Stacey's...Stacey's truck.
哦哦，對，我知道一輛車 Yeah yeah yeah.I know a cat.
要是在Baja壞了 If it's breaking in Baja,
在Greenbough壞了 it's breaking at Greenbough's.
去墨西哥 Go to Mexico!
墨西哥 Mexico!
Ahem.
我能和你說個事情嗎？ Danni:Can I just say something?
我覺得我要向你道歉，在Zarno哪兒發生的事 I feel I need to apologize for what happened with Zarno
我拍的那片子，我不是.. and my footage.I did not...
不，我知道，我知道，很酷 No, I know, I know.It's cool.
你不想要個解釋？ You don't want an explanation?
我不想提他們的事 I didn't say what they had me saying,
所以不需要向我解釋 so I don't need that explained to me.
看看手袋裡 Check that glovebox.
上路 Go on.
Yeah.
(distant partying sounds)
(buzzing)
Zarno先生，門口有三個人 Man: Mr. Zarno,there are three guys at the gate
找Addington的，我估計是他死黨 looking for Addington.I think they're friends of his.
我讓他們進來嗎？行 - Shall I let them in?- Yes.
這是好消息？是的，讓他們進來，確認 Are you kidding me?Yes, let them in, definitely.
問問他們，Addington去他媽哪裡了？ And ask them where the fuck is Addington?
當然，女士們，你們可以添我Lupe Lupe:Of course, ladies, you can lick Lupe.
隨時...哦，天！這三個媽媽 Anytime... Oh, mira!The three mamaos.
(laughing)
好，讓他們進來，OK Yeah, let them in.It's okay.
女士們，繼續舔，別停下 Ladies, continue licking.Don't stop.
Ahhhh!
(groaning)
- Ahhh! - Oh!
- Hi. - (laughs)
你嚇了我一跳 - (Steve groaning) - You scared me.
最好深呼吸，然後...深深的 Best to breathe, then... deeply.
沒什麼我們能幫他的，Chip There's nothing we can do for him, Chip.
移民局不做，我們來拯救生命，沒有律師 The transplant didn't take.We're lifeguards, not lawyers.
(phone rings)
你好 Hello?
嗨，我的皮卡到哪去了？ Hi.- Where's my truck?
真是對不起 I am so sorry.
我把它開到墨西哥去了 I took it to Mexico with Steve Addington.
(laughs)
Stacey?你這個討厭的小蕩婦 - Stacey?- You disgusting slut!
OK,啊，我現在不能和你說 Okay, um, I can't really talk right now,
不過我會盡快回去 but I will be back as soon as I can.
我保證，行嗎？ I promise.Is that okay?
有沒有什麼八卦新聞，我意思是現在 Not without details, it isn't.And I mean right now.
我要走了 不不不不不 - I gotta go.- No no no no no no...
不 No!
(hawk screeches)
美國人？ Americano?
你在樹上幹什麼？ What you do in tree?
找海浪，老夥計 Looking for waves, buddy.
海浪在海洋裡 Waves are in ocean,
不在樹上 not tree.
不，海浪不在海洋裡，老夥計 No, waves are not in ocean, buddy...
所以我在樹上 so I'm in tree.
嗨，美國佬 Hey, americano,
我們能生堆大火 We make big crazy fire.
看看他 Look at him...
看他這麼可憐，我心都碎了 it would break my heart if he didn't look so pathetic.
他這麼高的時候 When he was yea high,
他騎在一個小板子上 he'd hitch rides down from Topanga,
看著我們衝浪，直到最後海浪消失 watching us surf till the last wave.
他媽媽把他丟在這兒，跟野男人跑了 His mom left him up there with some far-out folks
他是個衝浪板一起長大的 who let him grow up outside,
成了他的最愛 follow what he loved.
他愛衝浪，真是瘋狂 - And he loved to surf. - Boy: Is crazy.
這樣就解釋了所有的疑問 Like it answered all his questions.
美國佬？ Americano?
直到現在 Until now.
難道他之前從來沒有厭倦過嗎？ So there's never been a drought like this before?
哦...對他沒有 Nah... not for him.
不不不不不 Boy:No! No no no no...
那你為什麼網絡成癮呢？ So how come you're not going crazy then?
我的意思是，你也是個衝浪手 I mean, you're a surfer too.
我是條魚 I fish.
Add什麼都不會，除了海浪 Add's got nothing but waves.
Whoa!
(Steve and boy moaning)
你沒事吧？ - (laughing) - ?Qu?pas? Are you okay?
我想我倒的汽油太多了 I think I put too much gas on it.
Mi corazon's...
太沉重了 it's muy heavy.
我知道，朋友 I know, amigo.
我知道 I know.
美國佬，？？？？ Boy:Americano, 鍸o hay nada all?
哪裡什麼都沒有 There is nothing there!
是的，成功的表演，好的 - Yes, a huge show.- Man: Right.
火爆的演出，直接串上房頂，是的，我知道 - A hit show; it'll go through the roof.- Yes, I know...
銷售也火爆，Eddie，我知道，我知道 - Huge ad buy...- Eddie, I know, I know!
聽著，這傢伙在哪兒，Steve Addington Listen, where is this guy,Steve Addington?
(coughs) Addington?
對，Addington！聽著，Simons說了... Yeah, Addington!Listen, Simons says...
好的..你保證是Addington - Yeah....you promised him Addington.
他看見La Rosa在片子上，但沒看見Addington He's seeing La Rosa on the tape.He's not seeing Addington.
聽著，我馬上會把Steve Addington控制在手心 Listen, I will have Steve Addington under control very soon.
控制在手裡！你他媽的什麼意思？ Under control!What the fuck does that mean?
(Steve panting)
42天沒有海浪（跳大神也沒用）
裝備從頭到腳 Man:Dressed from head to foot
黑色 in black.
# Break it up, wind it up, one, two, three #
# Now you're ready to roll with me... #
快點，Brillo Hurry up, Brillo.
哥們，腐敗了吧！ Guapa, mi gente, huh?
我操你媽的，La Rosa Fuck if you're cutting, La Rosa.
別這麼想，哥們 Yeah, "da da da da da da da!"Don't think so, "papi."
Pero, amigos,我們是朋友，對嗎？ Pero, amigos, we're friends, right?
■amilia?
(snorts)
他怎麼樣了? How is he?
不太好 Not very good.
什麼也不吃，轉來轉去 He hasn't eaten anything and he's pacing.
轉來轉去，糟糕 Pacing? That's bad.
這個是好東西，什麼來的？ - This was good.- What's that?
Well...
這是個大個的，他媽的妖怪植物 this is a big, fucking monster bud.
這就是 That's what it is. (laughs)
Hey, Add?
Yeah?
我弄了這個給你，兒子 I scored this for you, son.
可愛 Sweet.
讓他治療早晨的土地和傷痛 Let's thread up some morning earth and burn.
好的，我會去治療他 All right, I'm gonna go thread it up,
儘管我在青草上走過 but I gotta pass on the weed, though.
我禁食 I'm fasting.
Yeah.
是什麼令衝浪如此特別？ What's so special about surfing?
什麼讓風如此的特別？ Steve:What's so special about the wind?
衝浪是去... Surfing is to...
帶這神秘的面紗 be with that mystery,
你駕馭這那神秘，能多長就多長 to ride that mystery for as long as you can.
當結束時，太酷了，因為你知道你在那兒 And when it's over, that's cool, 'cause you know you were there...
在線條和時間上 in line and on time.
# Why she does #
# What she does... #
感覺到了嗎？什麼？ - Steve: Feel that? - What?
看到那個了嗎？ See that?
沒有 No.
他們過來了 They're coming.
海浪過來了，我們去衝浪 Waves are coming.We're surfing.
我們明天去衝浪 We are surfing tomorrow.
Yeah!
# Right now a ripple would be fine #
# She make me fall so in love #
# She got me riding so high #
# Test my patience just because #
# She knows that she's the only one #
# That's on my side, yeah #
# Why she does #
# What she does. #
(Steve whistling)
早上好 Good morning.
早上好 'Morning.
對不起 Sorry.
考慮一下，我們能早點回去嗎？ Think we could head back soon?
我想Steacey為她的皮卡車，肯定氣壞了？ I feel bad about Stacey's truck.
慢點，常會來，兄弟 Slow, wide turns, brother.
Espero que encuentras lo que buscas.Later, bro!（鳥語）
（收音機）：在北半球我們將從一個低壓系統 Reporter on radio:We've gone from a low-pressure system
進入一個無壓系統 to a no-pressure system in the Northern Hemisphere.
沒什麼新鮮事報道，但是當下可能打破一項紀錄 There is nothing new to report but a possible record-breaking amount
打破連續多日沒有海浪的新紀錄，再祈求一次吧，可憐的人們 of days without waves.Once again, folks,
讓我們衝浪 pray for surf.
嗨，你知道怎麼讓大家去衝浪嗎？ Hey, you know how to get a dude to go surfing?
沒線索 Not a clue.
你只要說“兄弟們，發射” You just say, "Dude, it's going off."
發射 It's going off.
你忘記說“兄弟們” You can't forget the "dude" part.
讓大家知道那些人叫他們去衝浪 Lets someone know what kind of dude is asking them to go surfing.
兄弟們，好的 Dude. Okay.
收到了 Got it.
再見，東海岸 Later, East Coast.
他棒嗎？ Was he good?
嚴肅的問 I'm serious.
你們談了什麼？ Then what are you talking about?
為什麼你回這來？ Why are you here?
那是Steve Addington It's Steve Addington.
既然你到手，幹嘛不再過去 You've got to get on that again at least once.
閉嘴 Shut up.
不，真的 No, seriously,
你可要趁熱打鐵啊 you gotta keep on hitting that until the hitting is done.
這麼多灰塵 Vic:Whoa, a dustbowl.
Addington?
- Yoo-hoo! - Yo, Add?
我，在巴拿馬嚇的滿身大汗 Vic:Me, I sweat like a bear in Panama.
這世道，你說呢 What kind of world, right,
把一個人從家裡踢出去？ that kicks a...kicks a man out of his house?
你還好嗎？ Are you cool?
我真的要走了... I'm really moved...
你們這幫傢伙過來 you dudes came over.
愛和海浪.. Love and waves...
我會有一些灰暗的日子，夥計們 that's what we need in these dark days, man,
愛情 is love...
海浪 and waves.
還有一些長毛的傢伙，哥們 And some hairy buds, bro.
還有一些長毛的傢伙，哥們 And some hairy bud, man.
(siren wails)
哦，我們後面有公安 Uh, cops behind us.
冷靜，夥計們，冷靜 - Be cool, man. - Be cool.
冷靜，冷靜，冷靜，冷靜 All: Be cool, be cool, be cool.
冷靜，冷靜，冷靜，冷靜 Be cool, be cool, be cool.
(all continuing)
(playing)
冷靜 Be cool.
操他媽的，我要停到邊上去 Fuck!Uh... uh, I'm pulling over.
我們帶著大麻 - Somebody bail with the weed. - Hey!
快點...再快點，夥計，快點，快點，快點 Man: Too fast... too fast, dude. Too fast, too fast.
他們要來追我，夥計 - They'll deport me.- Dude.
兵分三路，大家分頭跑 Vic:On three, we scatter.
1，2，3 One, two, three!
(all shouting)
(siren continues)
Ahh.
嗨，撿垃圾的，我們找到你的大麻了 Policeman:Hey, litterbug, found your marijuana.
是你的嗎？ Policeman #2: Is it yours?
技術上來說，不是 Technically, no.
(indistinct police radio)
別動，小子 Freeze, hippie!
別想騙我們，好的，好的，各位 - Don't you lie to us.- All right, all right, man.
你是對的，是我的 You're right.It is mine.
我剛才拿著它 I was holding it.
我扔了，是我的 I tossed it.Yeah, it's mine.
你是Steve Addington? Aren't you Steve Addington?
什麼？那個著名的衝浪手？ - What?- That famous surfer?
Yeah.
你這個傻逼，狗娘養的！ You suck, bitch!
(laughing)
太過癮了，媽媽，我是Lupe That's right, mamao!It's Lupe!
你被我耍了，狗娘養的 I pimped you, bitch!
誰能告訴我怎麼操死你 Someone tell me what the fuck is going on.
我說兄弟，我需要你配合表演一下 Come on, bro, I need you to pick it up a little bit here.
好嗎？這場騙局我們能賺不少錢 All right? We're gonna make some money with this shit.
叫我潘長江或馮鞏什麼的，中央一套正直播呢，夥計，來啊 Call me a "beaner" or something. Liven up, dude. Come on.
- (laughing) - (Lupe speaking Spanish)
你們這幫傢伙也參與了？ You dudes are in on this?
海浪，哥們，玩玩吧，反正沒海浪 - Waves, man.- Nothing but waves.
就是個遊戲，哥們，自由衝浪手，夥計 - In a game, man.- Free Surfer, dude.
所有時間，全天 All the time, all day.
哥們，是那種數碼魔術 Man, it's some kind of digital alchemy.
耶，耶，耶，桶裝的愛情，寶貝 Baker:Yeah yeah yeah! Barrels of love, baby.
你想去哪兒,夥計？哦，夥計們 - Vic: Where you wanna go, man?- Aw, dudes.
現在是Lupe時間！ It is Lupe time!
你去哪裡，小子？ Where you going, papi?
好吧..小草生長了，小鳥都飛了 It's okay...grass grows, birds fly
Addington從我們的美景中溜走了 and Addington runs from my beauty.
好吧，溜走了也好，因為我太牛逼了 It's okay. It's an easy thing to run from 'cause I'm so gorgeous!
(squawking)
58天沒有海浪
小雨，多雲，低速檔...你知道，很完美 A little rain, storm clouds, low front... you know, perfect.
那是個很好的商業機會 So it's a great business opportunity,
但那個傢伙是真是個獨裁者，對嗎？ but the guy's a real wheeler-dealer, right?
是的，是個卑鄙的傢伙，但他的商業模式很成功 Yes, he's a scumbag,but his business model is strong.
現在的定位很好，真的 He's perfectly positioned, really.
All:Oh, Addington, Addington...
你不是騙我吧?是的，他說他要和你談談 - Are you shitting me? - Yes, he says he wants to talk.
他現在在大門口 - He's at the main gate now.- Ha!
好吧，好吧，把合同準備好 All right, all right.Get the contracts ready.
攝像機也準備好，OK - Get the cameras ready too.- Okay.
太好了 Yes!
Addington... 我愛這個傢伙 Addington... I love this guy.
OK,我們需要你簽這個，這兒，還有這兒 Okay, we're gonna need you to sign here, here and here.
我做這些，你... And I do this, you...
把我的東西全還給我，還賣社保，對嗎？ turn it all back on, right?
我的意思是，旅行信用卡，支票？ I mean, the travel card,the checks?
你住到我的房子裡來，接下來這兩星期 You live in my house for the last two weeks,
你讓我把你打造成自由衝浪者，夥計 you let me digitize you for Free Surfer, dude,
我會把你打造成另一個周傑倫 I will put you back on your throne of cool.
包括休息，都要在這裡面 Pick a break,anywhere in the world,
我們包吃包住包玩 you're on a plane the day we wrap.
我那些死黨呢？他們也來 What about my brothers?They come too?
在這房子裡 On the house.
Jack怎麼辦？ How about Jack?
除非我知道他放出來了，不然我不會簽 I'm not signing shit until I know he's out.
好的，他的問題正在處理...所有指控都取消 Good. He just left processing... all the charges have been dropped.
- Jacko?- Hey, Add.
小子，你獲釋了？ Man, you free?
嗨，嗨，對，兄弟，我放出來了，謝謝你 Ha ha, yeah, bro!I'm free. Thank you.
我不知道你幹了什麼，但是，還好...他們讓我出來了 I don't know what you did, but, boom... they let me out.
我要簽這些合同，Jack I'm gonna sign these contracts, Jack.
小子...小子。什麼也別簽 Dude... dude, don't sign anything.
別簽..我寧可再回到監獄去，Add Don't sign...I would rather go back to jail, Add.
我給你跪下了...我求你了,向毛主席發誓，小子 If I beg you on my knees... I'm not on my knees 'cause it's concrete, dude,
但不..別簽那些合同 but do not... do not sign those contract...
Add? Add?
你終於站到了黨立場上了，同志 You're doing the right thing, my friend.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
好了，夥計 Let's do it, man.
進來 Come in.
(man speaking indistinctly)
Danni?
Man: Okay, Mr. Addington,
有你喜歡的東西嗎?在這世界上 you have a favorite break? Any break in the world.
Oh, yeah.
什麼東東？ Uh, and what is it?
我沒法告訴你，夥計 I'm not telling you, dude.
Oh.
Okay.
先來第一步吧 I'll just pick one.
自然一點 So act naturally
要是你感覺頭暈眼花，或肚子不舒服 and if you feel any nausea, dizziness or pain in the chest,
告訴我們 let us know.
我們來嗎 Here we go.
# Whooo! #
他看到了，你準備好了嗎 He sees it. You ready?
來呀，帶勁的，夥計 Come on, pop it, man.
# Whoo! #
來啊，來啊 Come on. Come on.
他在幹他媽什麼？ What the fuck is he doing?
- # Whooo! # - Addington?
不，不, Addington...
什麼.. What...
Addington?
老天，他媽的 God damn it.
Addington!
老天，他媽的 God damn it!
他媽的 - Fuck.- Ahhh!
(alarm sounding)
他他媽的淹死了 He fucking bailed.
# Whooo! #
不，不，不，不！你去哪兒？ No no no no!Where is he going?
老天，見鬼 God damn it!
快點，找個監視器，找到那個他媽的笨驢，快點 Come on, get a camera. Find his fucking ass now.
# Whooo! #
(bleating)
(bell jangling)
農夫Bob? Farmer Bob?
多少隻了？ How many are there?
300多隻 300 or more.
讓他們自由的漫步，所有他們就... You wanted them roaming free,so there they are...
自由漫步 roaming free.
夥計.. Dude...
誰幫你割草？ - who mows your grass?- Hmm?
他們來 They do.
真是悠閑，真是悠閑，堅持一下 At ease, at ease.Carry on.
Addington去哪裡了？ So where's Addington, huh?
除非他亂說，我想他還在這兒 Besides his nuts, I mean,which I got right here.
Simons先生在這兒... Mr. Simons is here...
和另外一位男士 with another gentleman.
Simons先生... 喂 - Mr. Sim...- Mm-hmm.
等等 Wait.
紐約的Simon? - New York Simons?- Mm-hmm.
他在這兒？ - He's here? - Mm-hmm.
我們大家都很吃驚 We were as surprised as anybody,
但是Martin先生提出，他們接受 but Mr. Martin made the offer and they jumped at it.
碰巧又像這樣...好的 - Happened just like that.- All... all right.
哦，現在怎麼了？ Well, what happens now?
你的公司被Mercer DSK公司兼並 Your company falls under Mercer's DSK Enterprises.
哦，太好了，這真是太好了 Yeah, this is good.This is very good.
發展得很好，你在這裡，會得到了極有發展前景的產品 Growth is good. You got the muscle to move some product here.
這也是我要和你談得問題 That's what I've been talking about. Huh?
您想了解衝浪產業的什麼情況，Martin先生？ What do you know about the surfing industry, Mr. Martin?
先不說這個 - Not much. Nn-nnh.- Nnn?
告訴我關於Steve Addington的事？ Tell me about Steve Addington.
Steve Addington? (chuckles)
哦，他是很有名的衝浪手，在工作中有點小困難 Well, he's a big-name surfer. Little difficult to work with,
但我擁有.. 好的，我們擁有他的肖像權 but I own...well, we own his image
肖像權是全部，我們全權擁有他 and image is reality, so we own his reality.
我們會把他的價值榨乾，就是這樣 Just gotta squeeze it a bit harder, that's all.
我聽說，Addington先生是個衝浪手 From what I hear,Mr. Addington is surfing.
那更重要，他很出色，很有商業價值 And more importantly, he's cool and cool sells.
但你卻詆毀和誹謗這位好同志 And when you defame and slander Mr. Cool,
這在商業上來說是很失敗的 well, that's bad for business.
我...我..,我同意，我猜想... I don't... I don't... I agree, I guess.
當然是我做的，但是，哦.. Of course I do, but, um...
我的解釋是，我們.. I would dispute that we...
我的解釋..我的解釋,從我們來說 I would dispute... I would dispute that it came from us.
Eddie,你到底怎麼向組織交代？ Eddie, how about you show us around?
對，請吧 Yes, please.
為什麼我們不從前門開始呢？ And why don't we start at the front door?
好，就這樣 Okay, sure.
好，行，走吧.. Yeah, fine, let's...
我是個衝浪手，夥計 I'm a surfer, dude.
電視遊戲，實體電視，自由衝浪者 Video games, reality TV,Free Surfer...
我意思是，這他媽是什麼東西？ I mean, what the fuck is that, man?
我不是在綠房間裡的小丑，我是個衝浪手，夥計 I'm not some ass-clown in a green room. I'm a surfer, dude.
是的 Yes.
看看這些，Eddie Look at it this way, Eddie.
你已經被炒魷魚了，但在以後的日子裡 You have been relieved, but with all this free time,
你也許可以重拾衝浪運動 maybe you can pick up surfing again.
哦，你見過我閨女Danni了吧 Oh, and you've met my daughter Danni.
你的. Your...
等等，這是.. Wait, that was...
哦，我的老天 Oh my God.
Ah, that's so...
你現在可以走了（和之前這個壞蛋說的一樣，報復） You can go now.
你出門小心點 Security will show you out.
你知道什麼？ You know what?
這幫傢伙..算你狠，我他媽的自由了 All of you... you can all just take a flying fuck.
我是個衝浪手，夥計，好姑娘 - I'm a surfer, dude. - Good girl.
# Come, my brother, come slowly #
# Come easy, my friend #
# Come, my friend #
# Come, my sister #
# Come easy, come busy... #
他在這兒 He's here.
Oh!
這條大蟲回來了，兄弟 The worm has turned, bro.
# Take your heart out, let go, come let go #
# Come, my sister, can I hold you... #
山羊？ Goats?
這些是你的新割草工人，兄弟 Those are your new mowers, bro.
不，兄弟 No, bro...
我想我還需要多點 I think I need more than two.
哦，多點，你有了，兄弟 Well, more than two, you got, brother.
他們剪草，他們施肥，他們剪草，他們施肥 They cut, they fertilize, they cut, they fertilize,
他們剪草，他們施肥 - they cut and... - And they fertilize.
# Come let go #
- # Come the winter, come summer... # - Addington!
# Come autumn, come spring, do your thing... #
那個混蛋是在胡說，哥們 That clip was bullshit, man.
我用早餐砸了你，兄弟 I threw a breakfast burrito at you, bro.
對不起，夥計 Sorry, dude.
很好，現在沒事了，夥計們 - It's cool.- Right on, man.
# Whooo! #
海浪，哥們 Waves, bro!
海浪？ - Waves?
海浪，海浪 - Waves.- Waves.
# Whooo! #
# Hey! #
# Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo #
# Come, my brother, put your hands up #
# Take your heart out, let go #
# Come let go #
# Come, my sister, can I hold you? #
# Can I squeeze you? #
# Let go, come let go... #
這些合同，它們不成立 These contracts,they're not binding,
但我能提供標準的 but my offer still stands.
我說，我收到你的誠意，Martin先生，我收到 I say, I dig your vibe,Mr. Martin, I do,
真誠的感謝你提供的這些 and I appreciate your offer.
但我和Jack在這裡..我們讓他掌控所有的商業活動 But me and Jack over there... we let him handle all the business deals.
理解 Understood.
我必須告訴你，儘管，兄弟對兄弟.. I gotta tell you, though,bro to bro...
我看上一個小妞 if it wasn't for this chick...
什麼？一個女孩，哦，你說 - What? A girl?- Oh, yeah.
哦，她總是那麼充滿激情又溫文爾雅 Yeah, charged and peaceful all at the same time,
就想鞏俐姐姐一樣 - kind of like the ocean.- Ha.
說曹操曹操到，她在哪兒 Speaking of, there she is right now,
這會兒 on time.
Ah...
這是..這是我閨女，Steve That's...that's my daughter, Steve.
她是你閨女? - She's your daughter?- Mm-hmm.
夥計 Dude,
你胡說 you're stoked.
發射，夥計 It's going off, dude.
回頭見，夥計 - Later, dude.- Yeah.
Yeah.
哦，男孩 Oh, boy.
- Mr. Mayweather? - Oh, Mr. Martin.
我看了這些合同 I've been going over these contracts
誰是Ben和Barry？ and... who are Ben and Barry?
哦，等會到我辦公室，我們來給小小的會議 Well, step into my office. Let's have a little conversation.
# Whooo! #
# Can you feel it? It's coming up again #
# And I can feel it coming up again #
# I can feel it coming through the wind #
# Can you feel it? She get me smilin' again #
# Can you feel it coming up again? #
# I can feel it, she givin' up again #
# Can you feel it coming through the wind? #
# I can feel it, she get me smilin' again #
# Oh ooh #
# Oh, she get me smilin' again #
# Whooo! #
# Say, can you feel it, she comin' up again? #
# I can feel it coming through the wind #
# Can you feel it? She givin' up again #
# I can feel it, she came in strong again #
# I can feel it #
# I can feel it, ehhh #
# Waiting #
# So long, it seems, that I've been waiting #
# Whoo! #
# So long, it seems #
# So long, it seems, that I've been waiting #
# Whoo! #
# Hey #
# Can you feel it? #
哦，大桶 Ah, barrel.
大桶是什麼東東？ What's the barrel?
我們沒什麼能幫他的, There's nothing we can do for him, Chip. The transplant didn't take.
We're lifeguards, not lawyers.
That was good.
Okay. Ay gy gy gy gy gy gy...
La Rosa... you want to see my beautiful face.
Ah ka ka ka ka!
(buzzing)
Okay. Hello, is anybody there?
What is this shit?
# Fuk it #
# It's all good again, my friends #
# My friends, my friends... #
You wanna get high?
Oh, yeah, bro. I'm right behind you.
I just got a little business to take care of.
# Waiting #
# Ha! Can you feel it? #
# She's coming up again #
# I can feel it coming through the wind... #
Ah ha ha ha ha.
# Koo koo koo koo koo. #
# Whoo hoo hoo #
# Yeah yeah yeah yeah #
# Heard you saying it won't make a difference #
# It's only you and it's just this once, yeah #
# It's only this time #
# Don't you think that it all adds up? #
# There's a reaction for each action, man #
# And where do you draw the line? #
# Know thyself and to thine own self be true #
# Any other way is gonna make you feel blue #
# Yeah, you got a reason to be #
# Maybe if we focus and we get it together #
# We could raise the human consciousness and make things better #
# Yeah, I know you think I'm a dreamer #
# But I know that you're also seeking peace of mind #
# Wonder why you feel so tired #
# Why your third eye's blind #
# And I know that you're also trying #
# To find your place #
# You're somewhere all the time #
# And somewhere out in space #
# Get so exhausted for money exhausts #
# Living in fear from living in a box #
# Yeah, how come we always have to try? #
# I keep wishing corporations and the politicians #
# Would make tighter restrictions on the fossil-fuel emissions #
# And meanwhile, why don't we walk? #
# If we all did a little then a lot would be done #
# Clean up the mess and try to have some fun #
# Yeah, I'm off to plant a tree now #
# 'Cause if everybody takes and nobody gives #
# There'll soon be nowhere to breathe, nowhere to live #
# But you can't stop Mother Nature #
# But I know that you're also seeking #
# Peace of mind #
# Wondering why you feel so tired #
# Why your third eye's blind #
# I know that you're also trying #
# To find your place #
# You're somewhere all the time #
# And somewhere out in space #
# Did you remember to give thanks for the food #
# The earth and the water and everything good? Yeah #
# The fire's still burning #
# Talk to yourself 'cause no one knows you better #
# Even take the time to write yourself a letter #
# Don't you know the wheels are still turning? #
# There's no better time than now to stand up straight #
# Take a deep breath, Lord, it's never too late #
# To expell your confusion #
# Say it's all been done and there's no sense trying #
# They don't really know you and they're probably lying #
# You've got to see for yourself, yeah #
# But I know that you're also seeking #
# Peace of mind #
# Wondering why you feel so tired #
# Why your third eye's blind #
# And I know that you're also trying #
# To find your place #
# You're somewhere all the time #
# And somewhere out in space #
# I know that you're also seeking #
# I know that you're also out there #
# Oh, yeah oh, yeah #
# Oh, yeah-eah #
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
# Oh, yeah-eah #
# I know that you're also seeking #
# I know that you're also out there #
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
# Oh, yeah-eah-eah #
# Uh-huh #
# Uh-huuh #
# Uh-huuuuh. #
Yes yes. And that is why we want him to...
represent our board.
Of course. Well, that's what he's doing here, of course.
- Yes yes. - And you know what?
Maybe we'll all go to dinner after or something, maybe.
- Korean barbeque. - Ah, Korean barbeque.
That's what I was thinking. Okay, we'll get him in the water...
Okay, it's time for you to do your thing.
Things are looking good over here.
I thought you said it was made by some soulful dudes.
No no no, I said "dudes from Seoul," bro.
Yeah. It's a hacked bomber, man.
It's got a bee on it, man.
You know?
Nine skegs.
Look, bro, do me a favor... get on that damn thing and ride it, all right?
We're one wave away from a payday
and, like, we're check-light, okay?
We need some checks coming in.
- (speaks Korean) - Yeah?
Party. Get stoned!
Respect.
Ha! Respect.
Yeah.
Ha ha!
Yeah, respect. Re... respect.
Okay, ladies, he doesn't go in for that.
I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool.
All right.
All right. Ahh.
(all applauding)
(buzzing)
Dude, outside!
Outside!
(speaking Korean)
What happened?
Addington's supposed to be good. Addington sucks.
Mr. Addington's all big talk.
Look at my man over here.
He go out there and he break it.
It's broken! It is our only board.
How were you gonna sell the boards if you only have one of 'em?
(goat bleats)